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Hey, big guy!
Mommy's cute boy!
Ivana, honey, What happened?
I call you all day, you don't pick up,
I texted you and everything,
It's easier to get ahold of the Pope,
Try the dress for your brother's wedding,
Don't forget it!
Kisses, Mom loves you,
Ivana, did you lose your phone again?
You're getting more and more clumsy,
But that's none of my business,
No, it isn't,
Today is my day with Dino,
I'll swing by later,
Oh, Dino,
Mommy wanted a better dad for you,
Didn't happen,
Anyone home?
I'm looking for "Home,"
You don't know me, but I found your phone,
You have a contact called "home,"
It must be the owner of the phone,
I want to return it,
So, Home, when you get home, call me,
Call yourself,
I mean, call your phone, I'll answer it,
Hello, Home?
It's me, Home,
I'm so glad you found my phone, My life depends on it,
-I know, -How do you mean?
Did you see my pictures?
Why didn't I set a password?
No, I didn't, You can relax,
I was at the cafe, I saw when you left,
I went after you,
but you were being dragged by that horse,
-Dino? -That's the monster's name?
Don't talk like that, He's cute,
He's a gentle giant,
I love my pet son, okay?
I love mine too,
What breed is it?
Human!
Quite a mutt, She's 19 and her name is Manu,
How about you?
What do I call you? Should I keep using "Home"…
No, Ivana,
I'm Ricardo, but everyone calls me Leão,
Fucking hell!
It's alright, You can call me whatever you like,
Peacock, shark, even piglet,
No, it's not you,
My bathtub is overflowing,
Okay,
-Leão? -Leão?
You used to call me Tiger,
What is it, Danilo? Quick, I'm expecting a call,
From whom?
None of your business,
Why don't you answer your phone?
I lost it,
Again? It's the third one this year,
Danilo, we are separated!
Separated!
My phone is my problem, not yours,
Okay, I'm coming over to get Dino,
-Not today, -I'm on my way,
And bring some dog food, I'm all out,
You cheap bastard!
You didn't even buy food, I won't let him starve,
Don't make me go to court,
Sue me if you want! He's my dog!
Jackass,
No one is taking you away from mommy,
-Leão? -Hey!
Problem solved?
Which one?
The water,
That one is solved,
You got others?
I don't even know you,
If that's an invitation, I accept it,
How about lunch tomorrow? Or coffee?
I'd love to, but…
I'm trying to return your phone,
Okay,
Okay, Coffee, then,
Awesome,
Tomorrow at 10 a,m,, same cafe,
Deal,
Wait, How will I know it's you?
I've seen you, remember?
See you tomorrow, Home!
BASED ON THE MOVIE "CORAZÓN DE LEÓN" WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY MARCOS CARNEVALE
-Good morning, -Morning,
An espresso,
-Short or long? -Short,
I prefer short,
Brazil awaits the Pope's first public appearance,
The Pontiff is expected at the Cathedral for an official ceremony
which will take place this morning,
-Thank you, -Sure,
Oh, crap!
SAVE THE PLANET
Stupid,
Home?
Down here,
Am I late?
I'm glad we met again,
Again…
Yes, sure!
We met… You saw me,
Another short one?
Short? No,
I'll have a long one now,
Short for you?
Just water, thanks,
I'm sure you're embarrassed to ask me something,
I'm a Sagittarius, Wasn't that your question?
Let's cut to the chase,
Here's your phone,
Oh, thank you,
My ID,
-ID, why? -I'm more than my size,
Thank you,
Come on now,
What do you do?
-I'm a lawyer, -Really?
Yeah, I deal with divorces, litigation…
Broken hearts,
If you need me, you have my number,
-I'm not married, -Good,
Lucky you,
Marriage sucks, I don't recommend it,
If you want my opinion, never get married, ever!
I'm a widower,
-I'm sorry, -Don't worry,
But if I do get married again and it fails, I know where to go,
And what do you do?
I also work with broken hearts,
Actually, I'm a surgeon,
By the way…
Excuse me, Let me see something,
Oops,
Oh, no,
Is everything okay?
Yes, relax,
"Relax,"
I can't relax with Danilo still in my life,
Who's Danilo?
Danilo is my ex,
My ex-husband, future ex-partner,
He is just un…
Difficult,
Is that why you're so stressed?
Yes, also,
And other things,
We separated, so I had to move,
The apartment is a mess, boxes everywhere,
I'm trying to find another office,
I wanna throw everything up in the air,
That's how I feel,
Listen,
I think I can help you,
One second,
Doctor Jairo!
Could you squeeze someone in…
In an hour, maybe?
Yes, two people,
Perfect, Great,
See you later,
Shall we?
Where?
Are you afraid of heights?
My God!
Having fun, Ivana?
You said it was therapy!
Yes, Jairo is my therapist,
Throw everything up in the air!
Not so literally!
-It's beautiful! -You're insane!
I'm not insane, I'm unforgettable,
My God! I want to go down,
Get me down, Go back!
We'll get down soon, through here,
No! I'm gonna die!
I have a dog to raise,
I have my brother's wedding,
If I die before his wedding, my mother'll kill me!
Three!
-No! Don't let go of me! -Two!
Ivana, from now on, I'll never let you go,
One!
Look!
Are you seeing this?
No!
My eyes are closed the entire time,
Don't do that, Open your eyes! It's the best part!
Pretty, right?
Everything looks so small down there,
It's beautiful!
I made it!
I can't believe I had the courage!
It's amazing!
I told you, Are you feeling better?
-About what? -Your problems,
I didn't think about my problems,
Just a second, Hello,
Yes, it's Dr, Leão here,
Sure, I'm on my way over,
Just get everything ready, I'm coming,
Alright, See you soon,
Ivana, I'm sorry,
but something came up, and I have to go,
I can give you a ride downtown,
Sure!
Sure,
Let's get going, then,
I knew you'd love it,
We're at the hospital where the Pope was taken,
No news of the Pontiff's condition has been released,
Meanwhile, a crowd gathers outside the hospital,
trying to get information,
What's your name? Calm down,
It's gonna be okay,
I loved our day,
I have to run now,
We could go skydiving again,
-If you want, of course, -Sure! I'd love it,
I'd love it,
Gotta go,
Wait!
I need your number,
I stored my number on your phone,
-Ricardo Leão, -Okay,
Bye, Home,
Tell me, what's going on?
Ma'am, reporters should stay outside,
I'm not a reporter,
Who's the patient? Anyone famous?
-It's the Pope! -The Pope?
-He felt sick when he landed, -The poor Pope,
Don't worry, he's in good hands,
Dr, Leão is the best,
-He saved my mother-in-law, -Really?
And I didn't really care,
Wearing heels today, Claudia? Making me look bad,
Let's make a miracle here,
The Vatican guys don't really have a sense of humor,
Pay attention, I'll only do it once,
What's up?
Did I take long?
-Well… -No,
One second,
Do you need help?
No, I don't need help,
We have a Pope,
Hurray!
Hey, do you need help?
Dad?
I'm home, honey,
Dad, I made this for us,
Wow, honey,
Cheese, ham, salami…
My dear Lord!
My patients can't see me eating this,
How was your day?
It was okay,
I met a girl, we went skydiving,
-Then I operated on the Pope, -No way!
You met a girl?
I said I operated on the Pope,
Who cares?
What is she like? Is she pretty? Got a picture?
Stop it! Give me that!
Stop! Give me that!
-Stop! -What's the matter?
Sending nudes?
-Are you nuts? -Come on,
Wow, she's pretty!
She's tall, Good job, Leão,
You like her?
So, when are you inviting her out?
Good question,
How do I do that?
Do I email her today and confirm it tomorrow?
Or should I send it tomorrow?
Relax, don't be so anxious,
Women don't like guys who move too fast,
Or men who move too slow,
It's about balance, being smooth and adding some mystery too,
Where did you learn that?
-Google, -Right, Google,
Okay,
The Pope is still in the hospital
after an emergency surgery,
From São Paulo, Maurício Pessoa,
The whole world was worried about the Pope's health,
Soon after arriving, he was rushed to the hospital,
He was seen by Dr, Ricardo Leão,
one of the most respected heart surgeons in the world,
We're here with Dr, Ricardo Leão,
the Brazilian heart surgeon who operated on the Pope,
Doctor, what was wrong with the Pope?
Right…
His heart is too big,
A statement from the Vatican says the Pope will be released soon,
He's recovering well, thanks to this small, great doctor,
Danilo, I got the minibar
before I married you,
-It's mine, -Prove it,
-I want proof, -Proof?
It's my word against yours,
I decided to make an inventory
of all the objects in the office,
Who asked you?
No one, but it's the best way,
since this feels like court,
You did great,
We can split them fairly,
According to the records, the receipt date
goes back to before the wedding, and it's under Ivana's name,
So, the minibar is hers,
Judgment for Ivana, Dismissed,
Alright, How about this painting?
Where's the report on it?
Your mother gave us that, It's yours, honey,
Great,
The chair?
Not the chair, It's Grandpa's,
Don't start,
Honey, your grandpa loved me,
According to the record, her grandfather didn't like you,
He was just polite,
The chair is hers,
Great, You keep the chair, the minibar…
What do I get? This stapler?
It is yours indeed,
Okay,
-I'm keeping Corina, -No,
Corina is mine,
I want you working for me,
What do you offer?
You can clock in at 10 a,m,
Fridays off,
Long lunch break,
Thirty-five-day vacation,
Ten percent salary raise,
Doubled salary,
-Jerk, -All set,
Corina is mine, it's settled,
By the way, get me some coffee,
You're gonna need another assistant,
because I'm staying with Ivana,
Are you crazy?
No, it's just that Ivana is much nicer than you,
Are you surprised? What's new?
Great,
Who's keeping the office? I'm not going anywhere,
I'll leave,
This office is too small for me,
I'll find something better and bigger, honey,
I want it in writing,
Print it, I'll sign it,
You're making a bad choice,
I made a bad choice when I decided to marry you,
I woke up feeling great, I'm starting a new life,
far from you, cupcake,
What do you mean? Happy?
But she's getting a divorce, How could she wake up happy?
That's probably the reason,
Ângela, this is Ivana Tavares,
Listen, I'm leaving the office,
If you find anything in the area, let me know,
But I need a large office, okay?
Talk to you later,
How are you, Home?
So, let's do it again?
I'll see you in one hour,
Crap,
Is it going away?
Sure, it's just a bit of rain,
-Afraid of thunder? -No,
Too bad, I wanted to take you skydiving again,
But I do have a plan B,
Is it crazy?
Afraid of the dark?
Having fun?
Wow,
Wow, it's amazing, Leão,
Want more?
More?
I don't know if I should,
Of course you should,
Oh, my God!
Wow!
What's this?
A little bit of heaven
filled with caramel and covered with chocolate,
You've got something here,
-Where? -Here,
What happened, Dad?
You nailed her?
Honey, come on, Don't speak like that,
Since she's a lady, I'd say we got together,
-What? -No, nothing,
So, what happened?
Well, we kissed,
How did you feel?
I felt something funny,
-Chills? -Yes,
Then, my head…
Was spinning?
Exactly, spinning,
Then what?
Then…
It was like the world stopped,
And there was only the two of us,
No one else,
What's the matter, Manu?
I'm sorry to say, Dr, Leão,
I think your case is more serious than I suspected,
Why?
Dad, you're in love,
I'm not in love!
No, that's…
I'm not in love,
Am I? No,
I think I am,
But Manu… No,
I can't handle it,
The last time was with your mother,
I can't manage that,
Dad, it's like riding a bike,
I can't ride a bike, My feet don't reach the pedals,
Don't be silly, you know what I mean,
I know,
Why don't you give your heart to her?
What if she rejects the donor's heart?
What woman would reject your heart, Dad?
Oh, honey,
Well, diagnosis complete,
-I'm going to bed, -Okay,
Listen, you'll be a wonderful doctor,
I'm in love,
Odete, I don't know what else to do with Ivana,
I told her not to get a divorce, I said, "New husband, new problems,"
But she didn't listen to me,
She never listens, Right, Adolfo?
-Actually… -She's going by herself,
-Incredible! -I'm here,
Hi, Mom,
-Hello, Odete, -Hi,
Hi, Dad,
-Is this the dress? I'll try it on, -Yes,
She looks awful and sad,
It's been hard for her,
Right, Adolfo?
-Ouch! -I'm sorry,
-"Ouch," -Ivana, everything okay?
Everything's great!
So?
How do I look?
I love it, Odete, It's beautiful,
Yeah…
The shape is good, but it's too simple,
Yes, it's simple, But it's not ready yet, right?
Take the sleeves off,
Show your arms,
Great, take the sleeves off,
MORNING, HOME! I'LL COME BY AT 8 P,M,
Maybe add some embroidery to the cleavage, right?
Upgrade it a little,
Embroidery? Great, Mom, I love it,
Let's add some embroidery here,
And make it shorter, because you're always tripping,
Yes, A length that shows my feet,
It's modern, Do it,
And stones too, right?
To brighten you up a bit,
Stones?
I love it, My God!
I'll outshine the grooms,
Ivana, what's going on?
What? What have I done?
Are you agreeing with me?
Yes, I'm agreeing with you,
Why are you agreeing? You never agree with me!
I just think you're right,
I'm right? You never think I'm right!
Ivana, what's going on?
Are you on drugs?
Did you drink? I'll smell your breath!
Mom, stop it! Dad, say something,
-Look… -Did you join a cult?
You've been abducted,
God, I want my daughter back,
Stop it, Mom!
Could I ever make you happy?
Yes! Right now, you're making me happy!
So why are you yelling?
I don't know!
Habit,
My God, I gotta go,
Do what she said, I trust you,
Just don't make it tighter,
I'm out,
I'll buy the shoes,
Don't forget the "bunch," the "Bush"…
-Brunch, -No need to get the shoes,
It's "brunch,"
Mom!
-She's not well, -It's not that she's not well…
Riding a horse?
Wrong movie, Dad,
Do I need to say it?
My God!
That's the one,
-Like it? -Awesome, Dad,
Don't I look taller?
-Huge, -You know what it is?
No joking,
These shoes have one-inch heels,
Look,
Don't I look taller?
Dad, you always look good,
But I want to be a lion,
By the way, I wanted to say something,
Any acceptance letters?
No, not yet,
Listen, it doesn't matter what college you go to,
A school doesn't make a doctor, It's all about effort,
-Dad, it's not that, -I'm nervous, honey, Tell me,
Look, I got you some condoms, okay?
This one is ultra-thin,
This one is flavored,
This one extends performance,
This one is barbecue,
-It's great, -I'll never have barbecue again,
This one is a lightsaber,
I had a geek boyfriend, he loved it,
I don't wanna!
Too much, Daddy doesn't want to know,
-Thank you, -I don't wanna share my inheritance,
Stop, let me finish getting ready,
But a brother would be cool,
What? Come on,
This girl…
But I did get taller, I sure did,
Lightsaber and barbecue,
You're late, for a change,
Unbelievable, Here,
-Hold this, -Easy,
Look, New bone, he loved it,
Frederico is here,
His flower extract, Don't forget,
Two drops every morning,
Go, honey,
-Won't you show me your new apartment? -Never,
Honey, it's gonna be fine,
It's just two days,
Mommy's boy,
Dino is acting strange, Are you turning him against me?
This is parental alienation,
Don't be ridiculous, Goodbye!
Alright, You're looking good,
Going out?
Not your business, Danilo, Go!
-Leave, -Come, baby,
Where are you going? Take the stairs,
You know he's claustrophobic,
Honey, it's eight floors,
I don't care,
Take the stairs!
-Crap! Come on, -Lazy man,
I'm sick of you,
Easy,
Dino, don't run!
Careful with daddy! No!
Evening, Mr, Lourival,
-Hi, -Hi,
You look great,
Let's go?
What's that?
Leão?
Password,
Password?
Alright,
Wow, My phone doesn't have a password,
What an amazing place, Leão!
-You come here often? -Not often,
Mr, Leão! What an honor,
I have one of those faces,
-Won't you play tonight? -No,
You play?
Just a little bit,
I'm not playing tonight, I'm with this lady,
it would be rude to leave her alone,
No, it's okay,
I'd love to see you play,
Just one song for me,
-Alright, I'll play a special one for you, -Okay,
You're trouble,
Those lips
Those eyes
I've never seen a woman like this
So pretty
So hot
Those lips, my God
Those eyes, tell me
The most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Babe, dance for me,
-I'm watching the concert, -The concert,
But my heart's pounding,
You have no idea,
It's like…
For you,
Can't help it, Just listen to it,
-I'm watching the band, -The band, I see,
You don't watch music, you feel it,
Listen, I swear,
The moment I saw you, I said to myself…
-Excuse me, man, -Fuck! You startled me!
Shorty, take a hike, I'm talking to the girl,
-Leave, -But she's got company,
-What? -Let's dance, Ivana,
Who is she dancing with? One second, cutie pie,
Go do the chicken dance with the bouncers,
-Listen… -We're leaving,
Come on, relax,
-Let's go, -Guys…
Hey, Papa Smurf?
Bite-size? Let me ask you all something,
I'm just curious,
Who let a child in the club, guys?
Is it allowed?
I didn't know, Listen, Bite-Size,
If you can really dance like you said,
I want to see you dance now,
-I dare you, -You and me, on the dance floor!
Let's go,
Play it! Where is it?
Go, Leão!
Leão?
Leão,
Leão!
HOME, MY HOME IS YOURS!
What is she doing with that guy?
The guy is short, he's tiny,
The guy is like a hobbit,
But how short?
Like this?
Much shorter,
-Like this? -Shorter,
Like this?
A bit shorter,
God, he's shorter than me?
Yes, he's a freak,
Hey! Show some respect,
Or I'll sue you,
Ever heard the one of the Pope and the parrot?
No, I won't tell it,
We don't get what happens in the mass either,
I'm kidding,
I just want to say
that I can confirm the Pope has Brazil in his heart,
SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
I got you something, Please,
-Great, Please, -Here it is,
Wow, Great present,
Let me see this,
Your Holiness, let me ask you something,
Just between us,
Pelé was better than Maradona, right?
No!
I have been a fan of Pelé
since I was a kid, but don't tell anyone,
Don't worry, it's a doctor-patient secret,
But I already knew,
One second, my phone's ringing,
-Of course, -It's important, I gotta…
Hello, Home?
Sorry to interrupt, Are you busy?
It's not important,
-Did you sleep well? -Yes,
How about lunch at my place?
Tomorrow, maybe?
Deal,
-I'll cook, -Great!
I'll be waiting,
Kisses, Bye,
I've got to go now, Pope, Some important things to do,
You know, right?
No bazaars, no Easter Mass, none of those things that you do,
Take care of that heart,
One more thing, before I go,
Let me ask you something… One minute,
It's personal,
No, her name is Manu,
You have a direct channel to the Almighty upstairs,
Help us out, The girl deserves it,
Don't worry,
I got this,
Morning!
Hello, Corina,
Look at her,
Snow White finally arrived!
For you, Snow White,
What, guys?
Snow White likes dwarfs, right?
Which one are you seeing? Sneezy?
There's Grumpy, too,
I know, it's Dopey, Right?
What are you saying, Danilo?
I saw you with him last night, I almost missed him,
He's tiny, I needed a magnifying glass,
That's my business,
Tell me, Why are you doing this, Ivana?
Are you trying to humiliate me?
What will people say if they see you with that chipmunk?
Will you call that leprechaun your boyfriend?
Will you introduce the ankle-biter to your family?
Imagine your mother!
What will your mother think of that Oompa Loompa?
Aren't you embarrassed?
Listen, Danilo,
I won't listen, I have a meeting now,
I'm late,
Here, Send my best to the little gremlin,
I'll tell you what to do with that apple later,
You didn't tell me about the new guy!
It happened so fast, Corina, I didn't have time,
But Danilo is exaggerating his…
Well, he is short,
He's short,
He's small in size, but he's a great person,
Of course, girlfriend,
When I'm with him,
I don't think about that,
Can you believe it?
Of course I do,
Have you already…
-Yes, -Was it good?
It was amazing!
That's great!
And that theory…
Sorry, I'm just curious,
-Is it true? -It's totally true,
Wow, you're so lucky!
I admire your courage,
You barely left a catastrophic marriage
and are already surrendering to passion,
Not everyone could do that,
Don't mind what Danilo said,
So what if he's super ultra short?
So what, people will stare at you?
So what if they make fun of you?
So what if your mom will freak out?
What matters is you like each other,
DANILO CELLPHONE
VOICE MESSAGE DANILO CELLPHONE
Ivana, pick up, I need to talk to you,
I'm changing our agreement,
I found no one to share the office with,
You can keep it,
I'm low on money, I can't afford it,
Danilo…
Danilo, Listen, honey, I won't make another mistake,
I told you I don't want it,
Maybe for just a while,
but I've got bigger plans,
You know I need something bigger,
Bye, honey,
Crap!
Hello,
Sir,
Hey,
Here, sir,
Over here,
Pizza delivery,
Is that Godzilla?
-Pizza delivery, -Where to?
Pizza,
Sorry, Need help, Half-pint?
No, Godzilla, Thank you,
Sorry, bro,
Excuse me,
Hey, Leão!
Come on in,
Home?
I'm home, Home,
Just one second!
I'm getting out of the shower,
Easy, dinosaur,
Dinosaur, no!
Did you meet Dino?
Leão, is everything okay?
Did you change your hair?
I thought this Italian hairdo matched the menu of our lunch better,
Right, Dino?
Make yourself at home,
-Wanna get started? -Sure,
I feel at home,
Be right back, I'm almost ready,
That's high even for her,
Everything okay?
Don't worry, I got this,
Leão, do you need help?
No, everything's fine,
Okay, I'm almost ready,
Okay,
I'm sorry,
-Was I too long? -No, perfect timing,
It smells great!
Can I serve it?
Please,
-Voilà, -Leão!
Wow, this is amazing!
No compliments before you try it,
Right now,
Wow,
Hello, Mom,
No,
I didn't see the message, I put my phone in rice,
It fell in Dino's water bowl,
It's fine, Go ahead,
No, don't come over right now,
Why do you want to come?
I've got company,
Yes,
No, you don't know him,
Okay,
I know the party is Saturday,
I'm not taking anyone,
Okay,
Mom, we'll talk about that later, I'm busy, I told you,
Bye, Mom, I love you,
She's anxious about the party,
Party?
-Aren't you having wine? -I'm a lightweight drinker,
It's my brother's party, Didn't I tell you?
No, you didn't,
He's getting married,
My mom is hosting a party to introduce the families,
But it's a small thing, Few people, just the inner circle,
Inner circle? Wow,
You…
Would you like to come?
Would you like me to come?
Sure, if you want,
Sure? Don't invite me just to be polite,
No, never, Just to be polite?
I'll come,
Only if you want to,
I'll come,
If you don't want to come, it's fine,
If you want to come, I want you to come, you know?
I'll come,
Cool,
Tell me something,
I'm coming in what capacity?
You said it's for the inner circle,
What am I?
No, it's…
Come on, it's nothing fancy,
It's a pool party, brunch, barbecue,
It's a big barbecue, you know?
You can wear what you want,
Hi, Is this Vladimir's party?
Honey, you are late!
Wonderful!
Go, go!
My God, this is some production!
You know your brother,
Yeah, he loves it!
It's beautiful,
Where's your plus one?
He's late,
My God!
It's a dwarf!
I love dwarfs!
He's so cute!
Where did you find that dancer, guys?
Little dwarf!
So cute!
I got lost, Did I arrive on time?
Hello, everyone,
-How are you? -Hi,
Ivana, is this your plus one?
How did you meet?
He found my phone, Mom,
I found her phone,
This is…
This is Ricardo,
Ricardo Leão,
My father, Adolfo, This is my mother,
I'm Márcia, the groom's mother,
Hi, I'm Vladimir, Ivana's brother,
This is Jeff, my future husband,
These are my in-laws, Jacob and Sharon,
They're doctors in Alabama,
Cardio… What?
What are they saying?
Leão is a cardiologist, Mom,
One of the best in the country,
What did she say?
That Leão is one of the world's best,
I don't know about the best,
but surely one of the shortest,
Great laugh,
What did he say?
What did he say, Ivana?
Just friends!
Sure, friends,
Friends,
Ivana, why don't you get Leão something to drink?
-Can he drink alcohol? -Sure can,
But I won't, because I'm driving,
-You can drive? -I have a tricycle,
Must have taken you a while,
-It's good exercise, -I'll get you a drink,
Which one is alcohol-free?
I like you, Little Lion,
I like you, Little Tiger,
I'm so happy Ivana has a new friend,
You could help me convince her to get back with Danilo,
They love each other,
Barely a month of dating, and they were already married,
Like Adolfo and me,
Soul mates,
She is clueless, but is always talking about him,
This proves she still loves Danilo, right?
Yes, sure,
I guess,
-Leão? -What?
How do you say "dwarf" in English?
"Anal,"
Your drink,
Thank you,
Dad, I need to talk to you,
Great story, but they got my height wrong,
What is it?
-You're in? My God! -I did it, yes,
This is how you tell me, honey?
Come here!
I'm so happy!
-Yes, but… -So happy,
I knew you'd get in,
I'm so proud of you,
Something was telling me, "She's getting in,"
Amazing, honey!
Yes, about that…
I don't want to influence you, but you'd be a great cardiologist,
I'm just saying,
-I've got… -One second,
Hello?
-Dad? -Pope?
It's the Pope, honey, I've got to thank him,
Mom, what's this route?
We're gonna be late, Mom,
Follow the GPS,
What's that voice?
Look at the loop the GPS is giving us,
This rehearsal dinner better have amazing food,
because for God's sake…
Speaking of which,
who are you bringing to the ceremony?
I don't know yet,
Are you seeing someone and didn't tell me about it?
Tell me, Do I know him?
You do,
Tell me!
It's Ricardo,
Ricardo? Who's Ricardo?
Ricardo Leão, you met him at the party,
I met so many people at that party,
The cardiologist,
Oh, the cardio…
-Oh, no! -Mom!
For the love of God!
For the love of God, indeed!
What? Are you trying to kill me?
You'll kill us driving like that!
Oh, Ivana,
So many normal men around and you go out with…
him,
Normal?
You are so prejudiced,
Me, prejudiced?
Prejudiced!
I have an open mind,
I'm modern,
I accept your queer brother,
I accept his foreign boyfriend and your vegan father,
Tell me, how am I prejudiced?
You should hear yourself,
You're saying…
Enough,
Enough, I'm done,
-Ivana, -Screw this!
Ivana, come back! I'm talking to you!
Ivana!
You forgot your phone, Come back here!
-Morning, Corina, -Morning,
Is Danilo here?
Ivana?
Is that Ivana, Corina?
Is it Iva…
Or is it an episode of Sesame Street?
Yes, it's Sesame Street,
Sit over there,
I'm not taking your shit today,
Because that would be a low ball,
Listen, are you keeping the office or not?
Are you deaf?
I don't want to keep the office,
This office is small,
It reminds me of you, it stifles me,
Big men stifle you, right?
Enough, I'm done, I'm working from home, Corina,
Listen,
Leão is a bigger man than you are,
In every way,
In every… Bigger?
What does she mean?
Come here!
What do you mean? Wait!
-The smallest packages… -Hell!
They carry the best…
Talk to the hand!
I'm not listening,
Excuse me,
Hello, Mrs, Ivana's office?
Hi!
You must be Leão,
I've been dying to meet you,
I thought you were shorter,
It's your glasses,
So sweet,
-Hi, Mrs, Ivana? -Hi,
She just left,
I'll give her a call,
Please,
-Don't give me your hand, -Sorry,
Alright,
Make yourself at home,
Your call is being forwarded to an automated system…
I'm getting the voicemail,
-She's not good with her phone, -Awful,
Did you have a meeting?
Were you…
No, My daughter is going to college,
so we'll have a small party,
Ivana has gone crazy!
Completely crazy!
That pygmy is messing with her head,
She's so stupid,
She must be stupid to believe just any man,
She must be really horny to lower the bar that much,
If I run into that stumpy,
-I'll tell him-- -Tell me what?
Sorry, I didn't know you had half company,
Danilo, this is Leão, Your wife's boyfriend,
This is Danilo, Your girlfriend's husband,
I mean…
I'll try and find Ivana downstairs, Excuse me,
-You were saying? -No…
I was saying Ivana is too much for you, Half-Pint,
Look at yourself,
If you can reach the mirror,
My God! What's going on here?
Leão!
Find someone your own size,
We're not done, jackass!
Ivana is lying to you,
Lies have short legs,
Hear this out,
Listen to me, honey, I won't make another mistake,
I told you I don't want this,
Maybe for a while,
but I have bigger plans,
You know I need something bigger,
You lose, Low Pockets,
Oh, my, It's enough to be born this way,
Shorty, it's you, man?
My bad, Need help?
I don't need help, Fatso!
You should look where you're going,
Sorry, I didn't see you,
That's the problem, No one ever sees me,
I can manage on my own,
I always manage on my own,
Cláudia, you know Dad won't listen to anyone,
Honey, he'll listen to you,
-You're so happy, -I am,
Look who's here, Your dad,
-Leão, what happened? -Hi,
It's nothing, Doesn't matter,
What matters is our future doctor,
Let's celebrate,
Dad, I wanted to talk to you about that,
Sure, honey,
I didn't get into the university you think I did,
You scared me, honey, So what?
You know I don't care,
-What matters is you'll be a doctor… -Veterinarian,
Vete… What?
I'll be a veterinarian,
It's my dream, Dad,
-I love animals, -You'll take care of animals?
-They're people too, -One moment, Doctor,
Why did you lie?
I didn't lie, I just didn't say it,
You know I hate lies,
I hate them!
It's not enough what Ivana did, you're lying too?
You don't listen,
You listen to animals? It's your thing now,
That must be it,
Hello!
I got chocolate for the future cardiologist,
Come, Manu,
It's cherry liqueur,
What happened?
Corina told me you went to the office,
Listen, this is not working out,
What?
Us,
We'd better stop,
What do you mean?
I don't understand,
I don't want to be in the way of your big plans,
Are you…
Are you breaking up with me, Leão?
I don't want to be with someone who's embarrassed by me,
That's not it,
Listen, I…
It's complicated for me too,
I…
I don't know how to behave sometimes, I'm learning,
I'm not perfect,
You think I am, but I'm not, I have my limitations, my…
You…
Don't take this the wrong way, but I'd rather you left,
You want me to leave?
It's my daughter's party…
Can you leave?
I gave you my love for one day
And then, by accident I lost you
I didn't think love existed
That I would cry for you too
But everything shall pass Everything will pass
And nothing remains Nothing will remain
Happiness can only be found
When you surrender…
Thank you,
I will want it again someday
Today I know I won't cry anymore
If there is no more joy in me
Hope…
Why?
Will teach me how to scream
Everything passes Everything will pass
TO MR, LEÃO
THE FAMILY OF THE GROOM INVITES MR, LEÃO
TO THE WEDDING CEREMONY OF VLAD AND JEFF
Happiness can only be found
When you surrender your heart
Dad, I found this in the fireplace,
Should've left it there,
I can't believe you won't go,
Did you hear what Ivana said?
Did you? You hear what you want,
Give her a chance, Don't be so proud,
-I'm not proud, -Sure,
I'm proud to not be a proud man,
You have no right to talk like this,
You lied to me all this time,
You didn't let me speak, Dad,
I was being honest with myself, You're the one who's lying,
Look…
You always said you didn't care about your height,
And I believed you,
But it's a lie, right? Look at you now,
Of course I always cared,
Do you think it was easy seeing people getting taller…
but not me?
I always had to work harder to get what I wanted,
What was that for? Nothing,
I'll always be the short one,
So don't be so proud and pretend it's not a problem,
You think it's easy for Ivana?
If you want her to accept you, accept yourself first,
Dad, for me,
you could be 15 inches taller,
It wouldn't change who you are,
Manu, wait,
You'll be a great vet,
You can take care of lions!
You, get over here, You too, here,
You're with the other groom,
You stay over there,
My God!
Where's the officiant?
Goddammit,
-Danilo, -Hi,
Who invited you?
Your mom wanted me here,
Wow, you look…
You look great,
Ivana, separating from you was the stupidest thing I did,
The clients love you, Corina loves you,
Dino loves you, I…
I'm broke, you know?
Wouldn't it be cheaper if we stayed together?
Think about that,
I'll get you some white wine,
I hate white wine,
He's with the groom, right?
Come, doggy,
I'm not paid for this,
Go, honey, You can do it,
Mom!
Officiant, take this dog with you,
We're gonna start,
I hate dogs, I hate weddings, Why am I here?
Mom, why did you invite Danilo?
Well, after the things you said about Leão,
I thought you…
What things?
I heard it all after that awful fight,
-You heard… -What fight?
In the office, Didn't you tell her, Danilo?
I told your dad, I told Jeff,
I told Vlad, I told Sharon,
I also told Jacob, I told everyone,
Told what? What fight?
It wasn't really a fight,
No, you got whooped,
It was like the Bible, David and Goliath,
And the little guy only stopped
after Danilo told him you were lying,
Me? What did you say to Leão?
You said in your message you didn't want him,
that you had bigger plans,
that he was too small,
You don't say that, Ivana,
My God, I wasn't… I was talking about the office,
It wasn't about Leão, You…
How can you be such a jerk?
You're not a jerk, you're evil!
Ivana, a scene at my wedding?
-This is vulgar, guys! -Wait,
Don't you know she likes vulgar?
Holy crap!
Get out! Get him out!
Get him out!
Honey, was that necessary? Such a pretty nose,
Get your nose out of my business!
-It's all your fault! -Mine?
I just want what's best for you, honey,
You're blaming me? See that, Adolfo?
See? Listen to your father,
Jeff, get used to this,
This girl is always blaming me,
Did you hear Jeff? Think of your family,
And Jesus, too!
I want what's best for you, Danilo…
Enough, Márcia!
Stop it! You're completely wrong!
You've been talking for 40 years,
Like you swallowed a loudspeaker,
The girl has the right to choose who she wants,
She doesn't like Danilo, Don't you get it?
She likes the little, tiny one,
Sweetheart, no one can tell you what love is like,
If you must listen to someone,
listen to your heart,
-My God! -Adolfo!
My God!
Someone get a doctor!
No, get Leão!
God, another death at my weddings!
Goddammit!
-Jesus, -Call Dr, Leão!
I'm speaking! Wake up, honey, Call Dr, Leão!
Sorry, Dr, Leão is not here yet,
Hi, Excuse me, buddy, Is the wedding over?
It never happened,
The groom's father fell sick,
Everyone's at the hospital,
But which hospital?
I don't know, they went after the Lion King,
-Dr, Leão, -Yes,
I'm Dr, Leão,
God!
Ivana?
She left, Wanna leave a message?
Give me Ivana's phone, Hand it over, please,
Big one,
This sucks, Right now?
Garden gnome, you mother…
Delivery for Vladimir and Jeff, Is it here?
That's all I needed, Are you following me?
Man, I got stuff to do,
Everything okay, Shorty?
Just great!
I have a flat tire, gotta get to the hospital, it's great,
Can you help me?
What?
Can you help me?
Louder,
Help me,
I need help, Can you help me?
Oh, you need help!
Thought you'd never ask,
Hope on, Shorty,
-I'll take you, -Thank you,
Hey,
Now that we're closer, stop calling me Shorty,
-That hurts, -You call me Fatso,
And you are short, We are what we are,
We are what we are,
-Oh, honey! -Calm down, slowly,
Breathe,
Breathe, but don't speak,
Let him speak, How are you feeling?
-Don't speak! -The poor man,
-Get your hands off him! -Are you crazy?
I need his pressure,
I want Dr, Leão! Stay away from him!
I told you he's not here,
Your husband needs immediate care!
Leão, thank God you're here,
Come,
I think he's having a heart attack,
Relax, I'll examine him,
Adolfo, how do you feel?
Doctor, I…
Don't speak, That's what happens when you speak,
I feel better, Don't stop the wedding,
Great, Let's go, I charge by the hour,
Dr, Leão,
I know black is slimming,
but I'm not ready to be a widow,
Can you be quiet for just one moment?
Can you stop speaking? I'm trying to examine him,
I gotta focus, okay?
Alright,
Unfortunately,
Mr, Adolfo has a severe case
of CO2 accumulation
between his diaphragm and his abdominal region,
What's that?
Gas,
Just gas,
-You're so silly, -Just gas,
-Why did you say "unfortunately"? -Just give it a second…
I told you fish cakes were a bad idea,
-Dad! -Oh, Dad!
Ivana, I wanted to talk to you,
Me too, I want to talk to you,
I found your phone,
Guys, let's resume the wedding?
No wedding, no payment,
The officiant didn't show up,
Isn't she a lawyer?
You,
-Are you a lawyer? Come, -Me?
-No, I… -You're gonna help me,
This wedding will happen if the Pope has to officiate it,
Oh, my God,
How am I doing this?
This is crazy,
Okay,
I'm very happy for you, Really!
I pronounce you
husband and husband,
The grooms can kiss each other,
No, do some more,
Elaborate,
More?
What else?
Talk about love, honey,
I can't talk about that,
Yes, you can,
Love…
…is…
I can only say I'm really proud of you, brother,
Really proud,
You always stood by your choices, and I…
I wanted to be like you,
I wish I were like you,
But that's difficult to do,
It's difficult not to care what other people think,
In that respect, I'm an idiot,
If I could go back in time, I'd tell someone
something that's inside of me, but I can't,
Alright, then,
Tell him!
-Tell him? -Yeah,
Leão?
Leão,
I never said you were too small for me,
I was talking about the office,
You're the biggest man I've ever met,
You're very special to me,
It's great to be with you,
When I'm with you, I forget everything else,
My head spins,
My whole body shivers,
It's like the world stops,
and there's only the two of us,
Yeah,
But I've got a ceremony to officiate, so…
-What else should I say? -If someone opposes…
Yes, that's right,
If anyone's against this beautiful marriage,
say it now or forever hold your peace,
I do,
No, I don't have anything against this,
Quite the opposite, you look great,
Actually, it's a beautiful celebration,
This hospital never looked this beautiful,
I'll be quick,
I'll be real quick,
Excuse me,
Well…
Can you help me?
I always had to work hard to get what I wanted from life,
Maybe that's why I'm a little proud,
I never listen,
I never let anyone do anything for me,
I even thought I'd be capable
of managing everything myself,
I thought I knew everything about the heart,
but you showed up
and taught me
how my heart works,
Look, if you agree
to jump on this adventure with me,
I promise you this time
I won't let go,
It's too long to translate, but it was beautiful,
He's tiny, but he spoke like a big person,