Look, I gotta get so much shit done today,
I don't even know where to start,
Oh, yeah?
Where do you want me to start?
Whose fucking lawn were you sleeping in tonight, Hank?
Well, fuck, I've been,,,
You think I don't fucking hear?
I know all the fucking neighbors because I actually
take the time to get to fucking know,,,
You know what? It's cool, I'll fucking do it!
I'll fucking do it,,,!
Woah, Where did Carolyn go?
You're Scaro-lyn, Again,
- Rewind it, - Oh, come on,
Fuck you!
I asked you to stop leaving your fucking beer cans
everywhere so we don't look like we're fucking animals!
Well, I fixed the fucking toilet so we don't have
to feel like it,
Yeah! There were fucking glass in the toilet!
Okay, so where were you all day, huh?
- Why,,, - I fucking called you,
Five times for work because I told you all
you had to do was fucking pick that shit up
and fucking go to your job interview,
Yes, I know, I fucking did all these things this morning,
It's a fucking mess!
I thought you were supposed to clean out
the fucking front yard, huh?
- I did, - Oh, you did, really?
Beer can, Beer can, Beer can,
It smells like fucking shit out there,
Out there, It's fine out there, It blows away,,,
Take a look, What the fuck have you done all day?
You had a job interview, You didn't go,
My dad buys us a fucking house,
- I work all fucking day, - It's Saturday,,,
It's not Saturday, Hank, it's Wednesday,
You know what? It's fine,
I'll go fucking do it myself, I'm gonna fucking,,, No!
I'm gonna fucking do it,
because that's what I have to fucking do,
Saturday,
You make me do fucking everything
while you sit downstairs and jerk off
to fucking Night Court! Who fucking watches Night Court?
Fucking me watches Night,,,
Yeah, you! It's not sexy, It's fucking weird!
Why don't we just make sure all the neighbors know
all our fucking problems, Hank? Huh?
Why don't you scream a little fucking louder,
you piece of shit?
I fucking hate that earing, I fucking hate it,
You bought it for me, Jesus!
Christ, Hey, buddy! We tidied up!
We're looking good over here if you want a beer,,,
Shut the fuck up and get away from the window,
Get away from the fucking window, Hank!
Is this okay?
Can I sit here? Can I just,,,
I'm going to bed, I can't,
I can't even with this anymore,
Look, can you,,,
Grab my sunglasses on the table?
My cigs? Smokes,
Fuck off,
Hey, I'm tired,
You're always tired,
I checked in on my mom today, before I left,
Um, frail,
Hope this treatment works,
There isn't really any other option,
Oh, you did?
Yeah, I'll be back in school in a couple of days,
I was granted some me time,
Or, me and my crazy aunt who I barely know-time,
She's lived alone forever,
I'm sure she's thrilled to have me pushed on her,
I know, this is shit,
Thirty miles feels like it's across the fucking country
without a car,
Oh, and I get to start taking the bus,
Can't wait to ride beside,,, sweatpants boner guy
and the woman who eats her own skin
while I enjoy my coffee every morning,
And then, when I'm at Auntie Loner's place,
like, what am I supposed to do?
Start fucking crocheting with her?
I haven't even seen her since I was probably nine,
Yeah,
Whatever, It's fine,
She's my only option while my mom's in the hospital,
No, actually,
They were going to pull me out of school
and have me go to Michigan to my uncle Steve's
and I'm not doing that,
I'd miss prom,
Yeah, I do hate that shit,
But I'd like to at least have the option to not have Carla
fucking Macuso swoop in and try to get you to go with her,
Unless you want to, I mean,
I heard she's saving her hymen but anal is fair game,
Seriously, like, what's even the point of that?
Yeah, I love you too,
Sorry, this feels like it all changed overnight,
but that's my life,
Oh, is this it?
I guess I'm here,
Wish me luck,
I'll call you later,
Bye,
Parker, I barely recognize you,
The last I saw you, you were peeing in my bathtub,
Not anymore,
Come on in,
What? No hug?
Oh, yeah, Thanks,
Um, for letting me stay with you, You saved my ass,
Is that right?
Yeah, it'd be hard leaving in the middle of 11th grade,
I suppose it would,
Just know that I live alone because that's how I desire it,
So please try to be clean and quiet,
and follow my house rules,
I'm more than happy to help you and your poor mother out,
God only knows she's been through enough,
Yeah, she has, And I will, Promise,
How was the drive here?
Longer than I remember it,
Yeah, traffic has gotten hideous,
Well, let me show you around,
Living room,
Dining room,
Kitchen,
Make sure you clean up after yourself, I get ants,
Okay,
You remember this place at all?
Not really,
Well, you were pretty young last time,
No one ever wants to visit boring Aunt Len,
No, that's not true,
It's just been a busy few years with dad's move
and mom being sick,
You ever hear from that old bastard?
My dad?
Not that much,
He's remarried and living in Florida,
Ah, he was always such a lump of shit,
And to leave your poor, sick mother like that,
Ugh,
Well, this will be your room,
I got a few empty drawers over there, Feel free to unpack,
Thanks,
You know, I remember something about this place,
I thought I saw a ghost here when I was little,
I was sure it was haunted,
A lot worse things to be afraid of than a little ghost,
Yeah, I was a spaz when I was a kid,
Yeah, well, get yourself settled,
I got a stew in the slow cooker for dinner,
Sounds good, Thanks again,
Yeah,
Feeling settled?
Thanks for this,
Eh, I'm sure it's nothing fancy
like you're used to in the big city,
Oh, me and mom usually just get Postmates,
Postmates? What the fuck is that?
Oh, it's just like this,,,
Oh! I forgot to mention, that room,
The room over there is off limits,
It's my personal space, anyway,
I keep it locked up, so just stay out of there,
You got it, No problem,
It's fine, we just ate stew and I unpacked,
She was being nice enough,
It does smell like bleach and dust here, though,
Oh, she has this weird, secret room
that I'm not allowed to go near, apparently,
I don't know, Her porn collection,
That's fucking gross!
I got to get some sleep, I'm so dead,
Yeah, Love you,
Call me tomorrow,
Hey, You're trespassing,
Sorry, I just live over there,
You live with that old lizard?
Huh?
You must have just moved in, I don't forget a pretty face,
Almost a week ago,
I'm sorry for cutting through your yard, I won't do it again,
Oh, this isn't my place,
Oh, then why,,,
You got something right there,
Thanks,
Got it,
I,,, Gotta,,, Get going,
I,,, I just live down the street,
Well, I'm sure you'll see me again,
Aunt Len, I, uh,,,
No,
Oh, What?
- No? - I'm meditating,
Oh, um, I was just,,,
No!
I'm,,, I'm going to go be,,, Upstairs,
Ugh,
Hi, yeah, it's Parker,
How is she?
Oh, yeah, for sure,
Yeah, that's fine,
Oh, ca,,, Hey, can you just,,,
Tell her I love her?
What do you expect?
Your sleep like shit, here,
You ready for this, beautiful?
I can't wait,
Let's just breathe, okay?
Ah,,, Ah,
Ah! Ah!
It's okay, mama,
I'm just so tired, baby,
She's all right,
Okay, yeah,
I'm right here, Try to get some sleep,
I know, I know,
It seems extra bad today,
That's to be expected,
Is it ever going to get better?
I hope so, This is an intense case,
I've never seen anyone get to this point and, you know,,,
What? Live? Jesus,
What can I do?
You're doing it,
Your mother may need to be moved,
Her requirements for treatment are becoming too much
to handle at home,
She mentioned you have an aunt,
Who?
Oh, Aunt Len? Um,,,
I haven't seen her in years,
She's worried about you missing school, falling behind,
She shouldn't be worrying about me,
It's a mother's job, dear,
Is there no one else nearby?
Who? Like, family?
No, everyone's across the country, basically,
You're such a strong girl, An example,
I don't feel so strong,
Come here,
You have a good day, baby?
It's all right,
Is Josh gonna take you to that dance?
I don't know if I'll go,
Go, baby, You should go,
You deserve to have some fun,
Just haven't really been in a fun mood, lately,
Yeah,
You know why you're here, right?
You do?
I'm fine,
If I have to be a martyr,
just know for me, it was worth it,
Every goddamn moment,
I raised you to be strong, A leader,
That voice, telling you to run? Don't you listen to it,
It's gonna, it's gonna get dark,
It's gonna be different,
The shadows that follow you, the agony
and the voices that call out to you,,,
They're not real! None of it's real!
The only thing that's real is right here,
You and me!
Don't trust, Don't let it get to you,
Stay one step ahead, just like I taught you,
I know you'll be fine, With or without me,
No,
I don't want to be fine without you, I can't,
You can, I know you're in pain,
but I promise it won't be forever,
I don't have anyone,
Mama!
Parker! Take a walk!
She needs to be sedated, She's been hurting too hard,
She has to sleep!
Don't fucking touch me!
What is she talking about?
Pass me that! We're fine, Go!
We're not,,, Fine!
Mama, let her help you!
I can feel it, It's inside me! It's talking to me!
Just go! Now!
Go! Now!
Keep your enemies close, Parker,
Louise!
Oh, She's gone,
She's gone,
She knows,
Aunt Len, what are you doing?
You were having a nightmare,
I was letting it run its course,
No, but,,, Why are you in my bed?
Try and get some more sleep, dear,
It's late,
Only good dreams in this house,
What?
Ugh, Fuck!
Uh,,, This is so stupid,
What are we doing in here again?
Ugh, she's weird,
I have to bring up you coming over
but I know she won't like it,
She doesn't like people in her space,
You live with her now,
Yeah, I don't think she likes me either, Just tolerates me,
Yeah, I don't blame her,
You are kind of the worst, so,,,
Fuck off,
You like that?
Mm, Mm-hm,
Ooh,
You down for some foreplay?
Get the fuck away from me,
Well, you should at least let her know that
they've updated sex toys in the last 40 years,
Yeah, I don't think that's what they are,
Okay, smart girl, then exactly why does she have?
Meat hooks? Cleavers? Is that what they are?
I don't know what they look like,
I told you, she's a weird lady,
Okay, You have 13 minutes to get on this,
Oh,
I have a test in the morning, so,
- Thirteen minutes? - Mm-hm,
- You only need three, - Oh, okay cool,
Now I am going to kill you,
I'm sorry, I'm so far away,
I'm in such a stupid situation,
I promise you won't always
have to take me sneakily in the shed,
I was starting to think you were ashamed of me,
Oh no, I am,
Oh, cool, Perfect,
You sure you don't want to come with me, babe?
- I'll break you out of here, - Ugh, More than you know,
I have to be here, you know I do,
Yuh,
I'll see you tomorrow,
Oh, and uh, babe, by the way, those three minutes,
totally worth the drive,
Ooh! Pretty sure it was two and a half,
Aunt Len?
Aunt Len,
Aunt Len! Aunt Len, are you okay?
Did I scare you?
I'm sorry,
Are,,, Are you okay?
Oh, fine,
I was just watching a movie in there,
I'm used to living alone,
I forgot you were even here,
Oh, Thank God,
You scared the crap out of me,
You know, dear, there's such a stigma against people
that choose to live their lives in solitude,
We're crazy, weird or broken,
But what most people fail to understand is that maybe
people like me see things very clearly and they're the ones
that are oblivious to the dangers out there,
Just dating, having families,
going out for drinks with friends at bars,
opening themselves up,
And then they call people like me paranoid,
while we're the ones that were right all along,
It's a good thing you're afraid, Parker,
There are some very dark things out there
that you don't even realize,
Uh, okay, I,,, I don't,,,
I know you don't dear, But one day you will understand,
Now, go back to sleep,
Okay,
Goodnight,
Sorry for scaring you,
It's okay,
Aunt Len, you here?
Oh, dear, did I miss a spot? I cut my foot last night,
I thought I got it all,
Oh, are you okay?
Of course, dear, When do you plan on going back to school?
Actually, even though they gave me a few days off,
I was thinking of going back today,
No point putting off the inevitable,
Exactly, Um,
Would you mind if my boyfriend, Josh, came by sometime?
Well, I suppose we can discuss it at some point,
I'm not a fan of visitors,
Yeah, I know, I promise, he's super chill,
Let's just settle in for a bit first, okay?
Yeah, okay, Sure,
Yo,
This is private property,
Oh, well, I'm friends with that little girl
you got living with ya,
You don't have any friends,
You smell like booze and old meat,
Ouch,
I don't have time for this,
Well, you're a fiery old bitch, ain't ya?
Please leave,
What must your poor wife think?
Oh, you met my wife,
Carolyn's mean like you,
Here, why don't you have a little of this?
I'm not gonna tell you again, Get out of my yard!
Oh, you're not gonna tell me again?
Come on, Just, have a drink with your old buddy Hank,
Lizards are thirsty, huh?
Uh, Why is everyone so goddamn uptight around here?
Phew, It's fucking' hot,
Huh?
Hey!
Hello, Parker,
I just got home, Your garden's looking nice,
Thank you, dear,
It was a difficult one to deal with,
Well, it looks really good,
A bit better everyday,
It's all about getting the right compost in there,
Aunt Len, were you drinking?
It smells like beer,
Oh, dear, I don't drink,
I know, I was just kidding,
You're hilarious,
Josh may come over for dinner,
What? Really?
Don't make me regret it,
I won't, I promise,
You're the best, Aunt Len,
See that, Hank?
The lizard-lady's the best,
Thanks again for having me,
Mm-hmm,
Certainly,
It's um, It was a pretty long drive out here,
But it's nice,
It was like a really nice drive out here,
I don't like the city,
Yeah, no, For sure, for sure,
I feel that, I feel that,
It was kinda nice just having some alone time
with my thoughts and stuff on the drive,
Just like, really great just thinking about life, stuff,
You got a sick-ass pad, Aunt Len,
Uh, so Aunt Len,
Josh loves that, um, Star Trek show you watch,
Oh, yeah?
But the only good run was the Voyager,
It's so cool and vintage,
It's the original or nothing,
You kids don't know what quality is anymore,
You're crazy, Aunt Len,
I mean, Voyager's got some serious girl power, too,
You gotta appreciate that, Captain Janeway, Jeez,
Do I?
Okay, well, then, I gotta know this,
You're obviously into it, especially now,
with the government releasing new information,,,
What's your thoughts on the whole extraterrestrial thing?
The whole thing?
Yeah, I mean, are they real, not real?
Of course they're real,
How could anyone be so unbelievably naive
and narrow minded to think that
we're the only intelligent beings in this entire universe?
See? Yes, I completely agree,
So let's,,, Let's take it to the next level,
What do they want? Are they good? Are they bad?
What do they want? Domination at any cost,
Oh, but they're not like the ridiculous aliens
you see in TV and in the movies,
They're highly intelligent and strategic,
Alien is a pedestrian word for what they are,
You could be right, You could be right,
I mean, you likely are,
But what do they do?
I mean, is it Alien or Body Snatchers?
Do they just want to learn from us?
Experiment? Or kill?
Kill,
Star Trek gets it so wrong,
Yes, they do,
You can hang, Aunt Len,
Thank you,
And this meat loaf is fuego,
Yeah, really delicious, Aunt Len,
I added a teaspoon of syrup, My secret,
I'll have to remember that,
Hey, Aunt Len,
Do you know this guy
who was supposedly one of your neighbours?
Hank, I think,
Nah, he's nothing to worry about,
Hank?
He seemed pretty off,
Yeah, He won't bother you again,
Okay,
So any word from Mama Park?
What?
She's had a bad few days,
The treatment caused a terrible reaction,
Shit babe, I'm sorry, I didn't know,
Why didn't you tell me?
It's okay, let's just enjoy the night,
Are you going to finish that?
Thanks, Aunt Len,
You want some?
No,
That went well,
You think?
Yeah, you sure were talking a lot,
Yeah, Just feeling her out,
I'm sorry about your mom,
I hate that this is happening to you,
Weird, how some can just have a reaction like that,
Yeah, me too,
See you tomorrow,
I have math first, so I'll see you between classes,
You are so pretty,
Bye,
She's going to be all right,
Huh?
I know you're worried about your mother,
She's strong,
We have to believe she's going to pull through,
I know, You're right,
It's just been really hard,
And not seeing her is,,,
Why haven't we seen you in so long?
Your mother and I were very close as children,
all the way through to our 20s,
We just chose different paths for our lives,
Things got busy,
I blinked and bam, the little girl I once knew
was almost an adult,
I'm sorry, I didn't make an effort to come see you more,
And your mother,
That's why I have to believe she's going to pull through,
I hope to get a chance to make things right,
Like before the change happened,
It's not all on you,
Don't feel bad,
Mom could have tried harder, We all could have,
You're a good girl, Parker,
Don't let the bad things out there get you,
- Sky booms, - What is it?
Nobody really knows for sure, I've got my theories,
Sounds like a war out there,
Perhaps it is, We just don't know it yet,
I've been hearing them a lot lately,
They come and they go,
What do you mean?
No worries! Nothing to worry about!
What the,,, fuck?
I,,, I'm going to bed,
Parker?
Not now,
What happened?
Boy shit,
I'm not very good at that,
That's okay, I'll be fine,
Anyone who makes you cry is not worth your time,
I've never wasted a moment on it,
I love the idiot,
That's the problem,
What is young love?
It's almost certain you'll move on from each other,
it's not permanent,
It's hormones and insecurities, neediness and jealousy,
Believe me, you're better off,
Believe me, I wish it was that simple,
He just basically lied to me about everything
and destroyed our entire plan,
I guess we're talking about this,
So Josh is a year older than me,
He was going to put off school
for a year and work to save money,
And then when I graduate, we were going to move out together
and go to the same school,
Now apparently he wants to go to college now and not defer,
And he got accepted into a totally different school
I didn't even know he applied to,
Guys are fucking liars,
All people are liars,
I don't know if this will help you,
but maybe, you need to know this,
We're not alone here on this Earth, Parker,
We're being secretly attacked and life as we know it
may change sooner than you think,
So all this crap with your boyfriend may not even matter,
What are you talking about?
That's why I keep people out, It's safer,
Sometimes I think I'm the last one left,
Last what?
Human,
Person,
What are you talking about,,,?
Do you mind if I just take a nap?
I need to clear my head,
Oh, of course, it's a lot to process,
Dinner's at 6:30,
Thanks,
What?
No, I'm not going to talk about this right now,
I need time,
No, don't come here,
Maybe tomorrow,
My aunt won't let you in anyway,
Hang on,
I'm going to go for a walk,
I'll give you 15 minutes to explain
how you magically thought it would be fine
to change around our entire future without talking to me,
I'm going to get some air,
I'll be back by dinner,
Hi! I'm Carolyn,
I live seven or eight houses over,
Okay,
Can I come in?
Wow, nice place, Very vintage,
You know, I bet it perfectly compliments your personality,
That's what all the design shows
are going for these days, right?
Anyways, our little dog went missing last night,
She's a little white Maltese, Her name's Angel,
I've been going around seeing
if any of the neighbors have seen her,
Don't worry, she's super friendly,
She'd open mouth kiss you the first time she met you,
No, I haven't seen it,
And if it's been gone overnight,
it's probably not coming back,
Oh no, I like to keep a super positive
attitude about these things,
It drives my husband crazy,
He says, "I come on too strong and I force myself on people,"
I just tell him every stranger is a new friend
I'm waiting to meet, right?
Yeah, I haven't got any friends,
That's not right, you have me now,
Sure you haven't seen her?
I have not, I need to get back to my dinner,
It's on the stove,
Okay, Well, it was nice to meet you,
Nice try, you motherfucker,
Okay, All right,
Oh, my God, What happened?
Parker, be careful,
Who is this? What happened?
She's one of them,
One of who?
I swear, kids really are the worst listeners,
One of those things, the invaders,
She's not human, Parker,
She came here to hurt us,
This is really fucked up, She needs a doctor, Aunt Len!
Oh, It's too late for that,
That won't help the poor thing,
Ah!
No, you do not come barging into my house!
You fucking killed her!
What the fuck?
You're going to help me with this?
Help you do what?
I'm calling the police,
Oh, no, you're not,
I'll cry and say I came home and found you doing this
to my neighbor, my poor sweet neighbor,
She was my friend and you killed her!
I'm not stupid, dear,
I know you're a troubled girl of the past,
You've been arrested,
Got caught up with the wrong crowd,
And me?
I am squeaky fucking clean,
That was a long time ago,
After my dad left,
Tell that to them, I'm sure they'll be very understanding,
I'm going to my room,
What a mess,
I can't talk right now,
What do you mean you're almost here?
It's not a good time,
I said that to get you to stop yesterday!
Fuck!
Hello,
Hello?
Uh,,, Why's it so fucking dark in here?
You don't want to know,
Where's your aunt?
I'm not sure,
Oh, so we have the house to ourselves, do we?
What's wrong?
I need you to come in that room with me,
You do, do you?
Can you ever not think about sex?
Ugh,,,
Okay, What the fuck's going on?
I think my aunt's a serial killer,
I think she's going to come for us,
Okay, what?
Seriously,
You're starting to freak me out, now,
Okay, Wait, What exactly are we looking for in here?
It's unlocked,
Babe, was that you?
Stop,
Oh my God,
You see anything down there?
No,
Ah!
Holy shit!
We gotta get the fuck out of here, now!
- I have to see something! - Right fucking now!
Oh fuck,
She was right,
You were right, you know?
Aunt Len,
Right about what?
You were the last one left,
No, no, Aunt Len!
No! Open up!
Let us out! Help!
I fucking told you, I fucking told you,
Parker, you fucking fooled me!
I'm such a fool,
I broke my own rules,
I can't believe this,,,
Aunt Len, open the door,
I knew better than that, Dammit,
This light? This light is very important,
I keep them on in all the closets and in the basement,
Those things, they prefer unoccupied dark places
to take their rest,
These lights, they don't like them,
These lights expose them,
They expose them,
Aunt Len, come on, Let us out, This is weird,
I keep hoping, hoping that maybe I'm not the last of us,
Maybe, just maybe there's still some of us out there,
Just the tiniest bit of hope left,
Or maybe not, Probably not,
I first noticed them infiltrating my neighborhood
about 68 days ago,,,
Parker! She's fucking crazy!
I saw it in a woman on the news then in some politicians
and my own sister,
Parker's mother,
She was one of the first,
She's not ill,
She's contaminated,
I knew it was too far gone and I knew I'd never see her again,
I just prayed I could save Parker,
What are you doing?
I let my weak feelings in,
Loneliness, loneliness and only trusting yourself,
That's the only way to survive,
Look at me, Look at me,
I've become a killer, I've become a fucking serial killer,
Fuck!
What? Are you just going to keep us down here?
This is it,
I've been preparing for it my whole life,
I knew this day would come,
Probably even before they got here,
Ask yourself, Who's crazy now?
Let us out, Aunt Len!
Who's crazy now?
Open the door!
Aunt,,, Aunt Len,,,