Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
One of my favorite fairy tales is Rapunzel,
or as I like to call it, Butt-Punzel,
Oh, you'll see why,
Whoa!
Wow!
Wow, What nice big ears you have,
I wanna try,
Oh, what a nice big tongue you have,
Huh?
-Hmm? -Mmm!
Lifelike, wouldn't you say?
Wow!
What nice big teeth you have,
Let me try,
-Look! -Huh?
Brother's back!
Hey, what's the matter?
Why the long face?
That's the matter,
I don't have a long face or big ears or giant tongue,
I'm normal,
Hey, hey, that's not true,
We think you're very weird and perfect just the way you are,
-Easy for you to say, -Hmm?
You're all so adorably unique,
Uh, we're all identical, Sometimes I can't even tell us apart,
Thanks for trying to cheer me up, brothers,
but we all know I'm not special at all,
Only a witch who knows how to cast magic spells could help me now,
Great Crystal Potato! That's it!
So you want a little magical work done, huh?
Well, I could brew up a potion to make you look super cute,
Ooh!
Or super suave,
Why, hey there, good-looking,
Uh, actually, I was thinking something less extreme,
Okay, you're the customer,
Phew,
Maybe…
Let me know when you make up your mind,
Oh!
That!
I want a butt that goes ba-doom, ba-doom too!
What? Oh, fine,
One "ba-doomify your booty" potion coming right up,
-That's my "tiny-fy your tushy" potion, -Huh?
Don't want that, Here it is,
Now, let's get to work,
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Hey there, Wolfie,
Huh?
Morning, princesses,
Huh?
Ooh!
-What up, Your Royal Highness? -Oh, great royal rump!
What? This little thing?
Brother, is that you?
Sure is,
Uh, did something happen to your, um…?
Butt?
Oh, I might have had a little magical work done,
A little? You're, like, 50% tushier,
Why would you do this, Brother?
-You were perfect just the way you were, -Mmm,
Don't be hatin' just because I have the plumpest rump in all the--
Huh?
But… but… but I thought I had the ba-doobiest butt in all the land,
Come on now, Brother,
You can't seriously be jealous of a horse's butt,
Where are you going?
-Horses have big butts! -Thanks, Professor Obvious,
Now scram, I've got deliveries to make,
Please, I need your help,
I just want a butt that makes glorious music!
A butt that brings joy to the kingdom, that makes people happy,
Fine, I'll make it a little ba-doomier,
but then I'm hiding this potion high in my tower,
Yippee!
Whoa! Oh!
Ooh! Whoa!
Huh?
Woo-hoo!
Now my butt's really got bounce!
Look at me! I've got the bounciest, ba-doom-ba-doombiest butt in the land!
Woo-hoo!
Yay!
Careful!
The larger your butt, the more fragile it gets
and the more trouble it can cause!
Yeah, yeah, got it!
I'll be careful!
Woo-hoo!
Check this out!
Oh, what a rump! Look at me! Whoo!
-Huh? -I can't control this thing!
Hello?
There, there,
Drink up so you can live a long ti--
Ah! I saved you, but now, who's going to save me?
Help! Help!
This derrière is dangerous,
Think I need a slightly tinier heinie,
Hello? Witch?
Aw,
Must be out on her deliveries, Guess I'll have to fix this myself,
Hmm, Nothing down here,
Wait, didn't she say something about putting a potion up in the tower?
Hmm, Now where could that tiny-fier tushy potion be?
There! This must be it,
That wasn't it,
Help! Help!
-Help! -Hmm?
Help!
Wow!
Brothers, you have to help me!
I can't get out of this tower!
Brothers, we have to be serious,
Bearpunzel, Bearpunzel, let down your butt!
Be serious!
The Witch will be home any minute, and I've kind of made a mess of her house,
It's almost like his butt is the one talking,
The bear with the talking butt!
Come on, Brother is right,
We've got to get serious and come up with a way to help,
And to do that, we need to go into our very serious brainstorming process,
Butt scratch circle!
Yeah!
Oh yeah,
-That's the spot, -Right there,
Ah-ha! I've got it,
Brothers? I can't see you,
What are you doing?
Whoa!
Pull!
Careful, The Witch said my butt is very fragile,
Phew,
Huh?
-Uh-oh! -Oh no, Get off! Get off of that!
No!
Help! Help! Hello?
Hey, you saved me,
Thank you,
Is anyone there?
-Hello? -Look out!
Oh, thanks!
-Whoa, hey, Hey! Ahh! -Help!
Oh!
Help! Help!
I… I can't hold on!
Who are you?
I am… Whoa! Whoa!
Huh,
Thank you, flying butt!
Woo-hoo!
Wow!
Whoa!
Boy, do I miss Brother,
-Open the door! -Huh?
It's almost like I can hear him,
Phew!
What a day,
Am I glad to be back home with you and back to… normal,
-Yeah, we're glad to have you back, -I missed you, Brother,
In honor of the mysterious hero who saved me,
I dedicate this statue,
-Wow! -Wow!
Guess I really don't need to change a thing,
-Huh? -Uh-oh,
Run!
Princely rivalry is a story as old as time,
almost as old as the one
about fairy tale bears getting their stuff stolen,
Rise and shine, brothers,
It's time for breakfast!
Where's our table?
Where are our pickaxes?
Where are our…
P… P… Potatoes?
Brothers! Brothers, stay calm,
We have to find our delicious breakfast potatoes,
Now think!
Yes! And to think, we need brain food!
Quick, everyone! Eat a potato!
Yeah,
Oh yeah,
Aw,
Whoever stole our breakfast won't be able to resist this rock painted like a potato
and fall into our trap!
Are we sure?
You'd have to be really hungry to mistake a rock for a potato,
Mmm!
Get it!
Uh, what are you doing down there?
We're trying to catch the thief who's been stealing our potatoes,
Oh, that would be me,
Huh?
Hey, we'd like to know
why you took our table and chairs and breakfast potatoes,
So I can do this,
Then why'd you take our pickaxes?
Huh?
So I can do this, Fore!
Now where can I get more potatoes?
Get potatoes from your own den,
This is my den,
I live free out here in the forest,
Free?
But, uh, where are your brothers to help you find potatoes?
And clean your ears?
And scratch your butt?
Oh, sure, I have a "brother," Prince Charming,
and of course, my dad, the king,
Wait, you're a prince?
Can't you tell?
Name's Charmless, Prince Charmless,
If you're really a prince, why don't you live at the castle?
I didn't fit in,
I never bothered to learn all that fancy stuff they do
like, you know, bathing,
Wow, living the dream,
-Brothers, there's only one thing to do, -Scratch our butts?
-That would be nice, but, uh, no, -Oh,
We've got to get him to leave,
or we'll never get another delicious potato breakfast again,
I know!
If we teach you how to be fancy, then will you go back to the castle?
You bears know how to be fancy?
No, but how hard can it be?
When fancy people meet, they do this,
Mmm,
The slobberier, the fancier,
"The slobberier, the fancier,"
And at the castle, you don't do your business outside,
They have a room with a fancy chair inside,
Wow!
What's this for?
Here, I'll show you,
-See? -Oh, you don't say,
Fancy table manners,
First, pinky up,
Ah,
And never waste any food,
"Never waste any food,"
And to say thank you, always do this,
Got it,
Come on, brothers!
Let's get this prince back to the castle where he belongs,
To the castle!
Hmm?
Halt!
Presenting the very fancy Prince Charmless,
Mm-hmm,
-Hmm? -Son?
-Brother? -You're home!
Yes, it is I, your fancy boy, Prince Charmless,
And this is my butt saying, "Hello,"
-Ooh, -Ew,
So fancy,
Son?
Remember, the slobberier, the fancier,
Oh yeah,
Huh?
I like that,
From now on, we do everything Prince Charmless style,
He likes it,
Uh-huh!
And look,
Oh, Mmm,
Never waste any food,
Hey,
Oh, oh yeah,
Wahoo!
Yay!
Now, if you don't mind, this prince needs a pee-pee break,
No!
Remember, inside on the special chair,
Oh, yeah,
Wow,
And now, brothers, our work here is done,
Time for bed,
-We've got to be up early to-- -To scratch our butts!
No! To dig potatoes for…
Breakfast!
-Come on, -Let's go,
-I'm hungry, -Me too,
Oh, I can hardly wait,
So nice to have all our things back,
Now let's get some sleep,
At last, brothers, it's time for break--
Huh?
Not again,
Huh?
Prince Charming?
What are you doing? That's our stuff!
Was your stuff,
It's my home now that Prince Charmless is Father's favorite,
Oh, and, uh, by the way, you're out of potatoes,
If we ever want to have breakfast and get our things back,
we're gonna have to get rid of this prince too,
And I know just the way,
Your Majesty, we bears can teach you how to be even fancier than your brother,
-Then you can go back home, -You bears can do that?
-We've done it before, -Mm-hmm,
Licking to say hello is fine, but here's an even fancier way to say hi,
Remember, never waste any food,
And burping is great, but to really show your appreciation…
-Wow, -…that's way more polite,
Now you,
It's no use,
I'll never be as fancy as Charmless,
Here, these will help,
Beans, the magic fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
I just came up with that,
Uh-uh-uh!
Fart beans are very potent,
Wait till you really need one,
Back to the castle!
Is it me, or does this feel a little déjà vu?
Hmm?
Halt!
Presenting…
Prince Charming?
Nope,
The new, even fancier than his brother, Prince Charming,
Huh?
Greetings, Father, Charmless,
Charming? What in the world are you doing?
Showing you that Charmless isn't the only prince who can be fancy,
Oh!
-Hey, -Huh?
Don't forget,
Not all the fart beans,
Huh,
Charming, stop being so disgusting,
What do you mean? That's all Charmless does,
Well, yes, but that's his thing,
Isn't that right, Charmless, my son?
This is so not fair, and it's all your fault!
You were always Father's favorite,
Me? I'm the one who never fitted in until yesterday,
You stole my place next to Father,
-Huh? -That was my place and my throne,
Ow!
Ow! Ow!
That's my throne!
Heh-heh!
If we don't stop these nutty princes,
one of them is gonna end up living with us,
Then we'll never get breakfast again!
-It's mine! -It's mine!
Wait, this whole thing is over a chair?
-It's mine, -A chair, That's it,
Come on, brothers,
Yay!
Coming through!
-We'll be right back, -Woo-hoo!
-No, it's my throne! -It's mine,
Now, now, boys, you know the rules,
No fighting over the royal lineage in front of company,
-It was mine first, -No, it wasn't,
Oh, Prince Charmless!
Huh?
A new throne for Your Highness,
-Hmm? -Whoa!
Huh?
Now this is a throne,
-Huh? -Hey,
Aw! All is right with the world,
It's so nice to have both my boys back,
Aw!
Well, brothers, our work here is done, There's only one thing left to do,
Scratch our butts!
Exactly,
But first, dig potatoes for…
Breakfast!
-Potatoes! -Yeah!
I'm hungry,
-Potatoes, -What will I eat?