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And also the fact that,
let's say, my life is like a Faustian journey,
Always look for something
that you will never find,
Because sharpness never lasts forever,
At some point, your life just becomes routine, Pretty much, right?
Hey!
Hello!
I was to be here at two, I came earlier,
No one around,
Well, OK,
I see that you have,,,
I can offer you another base paint,
It'll be a bit more expensive but,,,
It has much better coverage and it's a lot better,,,
- We found it in Finland, - Asshole!
Sorry, not you,
My husband,
He drinks!
He doesn't come home, he's out of his mind,
I think he has met another woman,
Why do you think he's like that?
I don't know,
Maybe there's a black hole inside him?
Without beginning and end,
You mean emptiness?
Therapist says he needs a hobby,
What hobby?
Do you have a hobby?
- I do,,, - What?
I don't,
Actually I don't,
Never had one,
I could just close the door and take off,
Or have someone take me,
Somewhere warm!
All inclusive, and you don't have to think about a thing!
Perhaps we should exchange pens now,
Like Gorbachev and Reagan,
To be honest,
we've paid you quite well,
Your business isn't worth it,
Maybe two years ago I might've been happy about it,
but now I'll probably just drink it away,
Nothing here belongs to us anymore,
What are we celebrating?
You have to sign these,
It's urgent!
Nothing's urgent anymore!
And I don't have to sign anything anymore,
Congratulations,
Pour her one too,
What will happen to me now?
Most likely, you'll be fired,
They always fire key personnel,
The secretary?
A hundred per cent, you'll be fired,
Listen, I can't have a drink if someone's crying,
Paul?
Aren't you going to do something?
Will you start a new business? I could still work with you,,,
No, I don't want to work anymore,
I want to live,
But I don't want to live,
I want to work!
Even the birches have grown while we've been sitting here
If they fire you, I'll pay you for six months in advance,
I actually just came in to say Happy Birthday,
Right!
Your birthday is any day now,
I'm not celebrating,
Then we'll just come down right from the sky,,,
You could wait, The guests are coming,
On your birthday, you can do whatever you want,
Then pour one for me too,
You want some too?
Oh, I'd rather have wine
What's that?
I told you we'd come down from the sky!
Why the long face?
It's a happy day!
Isn't it?
Hey, guys? Keep up!
Stop at the top, yeah?
Let's stop at the top of the hill,
Not yet, but let's see who goes first,
Oh, no!
You know what?
I'll be first! The best!
I think that we,,,
Are we going in the right direction?
It's all good,
All the way to the North Pole,
What's up?
Through Norway, right?
Through Estonia,
Then Helsinki,
There's a nice bar in Helsinki,
I can take you there,
How far over the gulf is it?
Sixty kilometers,
If the sea is frozen then it's possible,
We'll have a picnic on the way,
Grab a thermos,,,
With something to warm us up,
I've always dreamed of it,
Actually I like that my birthday's in winter,
I just saw you selling some,,, to those people,
- Listen, honey,,, - Wait, We're people too!
- I see that you have it, - We don't!
What shall we,,,
Why won't you sell?
It's his birthday!
We've stopped selling alcohol,
Don't give them anything!
It's written all over their faces where they work,
Do you think I'm stupid?
I'm writing to the State Audit Office,
Why do you keep coming and coming?
I'm fed up! Aren't we paying enough taxes?
OK, then we'll take,,,
- One beer! - No beer!
Get yourselves a hot dog sausage and go!
Evening, ladies!
We're about to close,
We came by helicopter from Africa,
And now we're on our way to the North Pole,
You can't turn off such special guests,,,
Anyway, this idea about the North Pole, it's not bad,
I saw a brochure, They take you all the way down,
The Norwegians?
Russians,
You know what?
Since we sold our business,,,
I've had this shite feeling
as if something has died,
You've fulfilled your little man's little dream,,,
It's not that little, really,,,
Got a house? Check, A family? Check,
You're at the summit,
You look around, everything's downhill from here,
Like death,
I'll jump in the river!
But we need something more,,,
Keep reaching,,,
For something real!
But you can't,
You have a routine,
Because you have,,,
commitments,
"I just,,,"
"Because of this, because of that, because of this,,,"
I saw a few therapists
And they forbade me to drink!
- Drinking should never be,,, - Forbidden!
You go see a therapist,
you pay a euro a minute,
he utters maybe a few sentences,
You do all the talking,
and you pay for it,
It's affecting me physically, I feel badly,
You know?
You should go to the North Pole!
We all should go to the North Pole!
To hell with all that,
Shall we do it?
Once in a lifetime!
Of course, I'm in,
Right,,, Listen up!
Tomorrow!
At the airport,
We go to the North Pole!
And whoever doesn't show up will be a traitor!
It's unreal, guys,
Let's all swear, here at this table,
Let's swear at this table that we'll go to the North Pole!
Let's give each other an oath!
Leave everything and go!
I swear,
Paul?
Listen, last night I,,,
Everything was fantastic,
Last night was really good,
You didn't get to taste anything, but everyone loved it,
- We lost track of time, - It's fine, Stop,
It was your party, It was tremendous,
Look at the lovely glasses and flowers,
It's all good, what could be better?
Have you thought about us maybe getting married?
Sure, yeah, We could, of course,
- Just the two of us, - Somewhere fashionable,
We can invite some relatives,
Make it official, Why not?
Okay, we don't have to invite relatives,
Just the witnesses,
Why not?
Listen, Sandra, I had this thought last night
about maybe going somewhere,
Just for a couple of days,
What a great idea!
There's a mineral spa in Karlovy Vary,
They offer a special diet, massages,
You could get rid of your stomach problems,
I don't have stomach problems!
Of course you do,
I can tell,
Everyone has stomach problems,
Do you feel how tense you are?
Yoga can stretch it all right out,
They will give you massages,,,
You will like it, You will!
It will give you that first push,
Hello!
Hi!
- Maybe Mr, Director like a drink? - I'm not an director anymore,
- But you can still have a drink,,, - I don't have time for such things,
Arnold, fix some drinks,
Arnold!
Do you hear me, Arnold?!
I hear you've sold your business,
We had a great offer,,, it was,,,
So what's next?
What's next?
What are you going do?
Well,,,
You see,,,
I have an offer to go into politics,
This should stay between us for now, You know what I mean,
But,,,
I won't be able to keep my government job though,
But,,,
I could put you in my place,
I could recommend you to the board,
A board position is a good thing, decent salary,,,
a stable government job,
You can't be fired too easily, either,,,
And you wouldn't have to do much,
Just come in for a vote once in a while,
They will show you the ropes,,,
I heard that the two of you are getting married,
- But Mum,,, - We're just talking,
You've been together for six years,
It only makes sense to strengthen the relationship,
It was tricky for me and Arnold too at first, but now we're fine,
Men are always like that, idealists,,,
looking for the ideal woman,,,
But in real life, those don't exist,
Live life while you've still got time,
Isn't that right?
Arnold, what about you?
Can we hope for another grandchild?
Arnold, did you warm up the bottle?
I forgot,
Let me hold her,
Martin, maybe you want to hold her?
Don't worry,
she's a wonderful girl,
She likes you,
See?
Oh! I have rice on the stove,
I will be right back, I made tiramisu also,
Just a second,
Martin, you have to try this,
- No, thank you, - Please!
I made this tiramisu last night,
I found the recipe on the Internet,
It's very good,
I soaked ladyfingers in rum and coffee,
Here, have a taste,
Well, what do you think?
- Thanks, - Do you like it?
I've started to look into the Mormon faith,
Had a few bouts of depression,,,
Suicide,,, didn't really feel like it,,,
Visited them a few times,
You know, I don't really believe in any of that,
Me neither,
But it works, That faith thing,
I started praying,,,
I told these Mormons that I want my faith to be based on logical conclusions,
What did they say?
That all answers can be found through prayer,
Why the Mormons?
If you're looking for logic, they have none,
They think Jesus was an American,
that the Torah fell from the sky in one of the states,
They pull everything out of thin air, You'd be better off with the Catholics,
At least they have their shrouds and holy relics to hold on to,
Meanwhile I'm thinking about going to the Muslims, too,
Check out what they have to offer,
Man talk?
You haven't even looked at our house,
Now Martin, you're the color expert,
Come, look at this room,
I bought some blue curtains,
but they didn't fit my interior at all,
Then we bought some orange ones, but they were too long,
I told Arnold, measure them and have them cut,
but he brought them back too short,
Then I got a hold of our interior designer and I said:
Do something!
And he brought me these green curtains, awful, I tell you!
What should I do? This is a huge problem,
- I know what to do, - What?
Dye them black and shut up,
OK, so I offended her,
Maybe I wanted to offend her,
I just wanted to say out loud what I thought,
I hadn't offended anyone in years,
You know? It's a great feeling,
Try it and see for yourself!
You can just shove your great feelings,,,
You know, I just had enough,
I've never liked it there,
So they won't invite us, So what?
You don't like it? And what about me?
Did you think about me at all?
You didn't offend anyone!
Now they're going to pity me,
"See the kind of man you've taken up with?
He doesn't respect us, so he won't respect you either!"
If I offended anyone, I apologize,
Your apology means nothing,
It's not the most important thing,
What is important then?
That you don't love me,
- Sandra, I love you, - No, you don't!
I love you and I want everything to be how it was,
I want everything to be good,
And to think we were planning a wedding,
- What does that have to do with it? - It does!
Because my relatives will be your relatives too,
So then I won't be able to say what I think?
In some corner of your mind you hate me,
You're not even aware of it, but you hate me,
I don't hate you! Stop it!
Let me set up a romantic dinner,
Wait, let me just,,,
Fuck,
Senior officer Tropa,
License and registration, please,
What did I do? I was just driving,
You didn't use the turn signal,
Twice,
We were following you,
- Besides, you're eating at the wheel, - Sorry,
Subconsciously you hate me,
It's in your subconscious,
I don't get it,
Go tell a therapist, he'll explain it to you,
How do you know?
I know,
Women do,
You don't love me,
I do,
No, you don't, You just think you do,
Let's get married then,
- It doesn't work that way, - Why not?
Because you don't want to,
You just think you do, but you don't,
In your subconscious you don't want it,
But do you want to marry me or not?
I want you to want it,
I only want it if you do,
I do want it!
I really do!
No, you don't,
You don't know it, but you don't,
You've got one week,
Set your subconscious straight,
Until then, we'll live separately,
Where are you going?
Alex,,,
Pick up your phone!
What's wrong with you?
Pick up!
Paul?
Fuck you, I'm in Tiksi,
I'm in Tiksi, it's in Russia,
You pig! You don't keep your word,
It was my birthday oath,
Hallo, Paul?
Listen, Paul, maybe you'll change your mind,
There's another flight in the evening,
You can still make it,
No, it's not a shithole!
A fine place, called Tiksi,
Fuck you, asshole!
I'll say it in Russian,
what the fuck is going on?!
No one told me that you have problems here,
I paid good money for this!
I've come here for a day trip, to the North Pole!
I don't plan on staying in this,,,
,,,this shithole of yours!
Two kinds of people, Martin, come to this place,
Martin,
Some see the glory of nature and find it romantic, Martin,
The others are always dissatisfied and whining,
I don't know, Martin, which kind of person are you,
But I very much hope that you will discover soon,
Here we have the full-comfort room,
Here's the light,
Not that you'll need it,
You know what, Martin?
We have the polar day here,
The sun doesn't set, Martin, for 24 hours,
What?
It makes some people nervous, Martin,
You can choose whichever bed you like, Martin,
But if I were you, I'd choose the one by the window,
No, Sven,
No filming until he signs off!
My boy,
It's just you and me,
You don't like it when I smoke? I know,
I feel so good when I'm with you,
You're the best,
I'm never happier than when I'm with you,
Roger!
Do you know where I can get the Internet here?
There is no Internet here,
How so?
Not here,
Not yet,
They have it at the airport,
And at the school,
But don't worry, you'll be back in Yakutsk soon,
It has everything!
When will we go back there?
You must be in a hurry to get home,
You must have a family waiting,
Things you have to do,
Nothing urgent,
I just wanted to check a few things,
It can wait,
Of course,
I,,,
You seem very fond of your dog,
Yes,
Roger and I've been together a long time,
He was abandoned,
He lost his whole family, everyone close to him,
You mean, his mother was,,,
- He was living with other dogs? - No,
He lived in a big house,
He had a family, and they were very kind to him,
A man and his wife, two kids, and Roger,
But,,, it's a very sad story,
The man, his wife left him,
He gave up his business and took up drinking,
Then he just disappeared,
What happened to him?
Did he go somewhere?
I don't know,
I went there to feed Roger,
Every day, every other day,
But then,,,
Then he was all alone,
He grew very sad, so I took him in,
We've been together ever since,
But now, he must be happy,
I mean, in this kind of company,
No, It's still a sad story,
Because he loves me,
Well, yes - that's what I mean,
Dogs are happy to have someone to love,
But it's a tragic love,
Because he's a dog and I'm a woman,
There can never be a real love relationship between us,
And he knows it,
And he suffers from it,
Hello!
Vlad, do your hands grow from your ass?
Have a drink? No?
Why not? It's really good,
You're just a dog,
Just a dog,
You're a dog,
A dog, that's what you are,
What is it? Can't take the truth?
All you can do is piss on a lamp post,
run around the corner, fetch a stick,
Fuck it, What are you waiting for?
You find this interesting?
Just look at yourself, you're a wolf's cousin!
What are you doing here? What are you waiting for?
To be dressed in a fancy costume?
Run away!
Escape!
Don't look back!
Listen, they're going crazy mad,
My group and your group as well,
Go talk to them,
Why me?
You're a woman,
It's better you talk to them, like a woman,
I don't want to,
What do you mean you don't want to?
- I can't, They'll chew me up, - They'll tear me apart,
- You're falling apart anyway, - You are so selfish,
I'm glad that I didn't marry you,
I think so too,
Come on, Olga,
Alexei, where are the keys?
I'll take a look,
You must've been there,
What for?
What do you mean, what for? It's the North Pole,
You stand at the point where all the meridians meet,
Where the world spins underneath your feet!
It's the axis of the earth!
Everyone is their own axis,
Alexei, here they are!
Fucking sun!
Why don't you answer me?
Olga, talk to me, Say something!
Why don't you answer me?
Anything,
Don't be silent,
I want to be with you,
If you want, I can take your group too, to the North Pole!
I'll do anything for you!
I'm wasting away without you,
I bought a new couch,
It's called Khaki!
I saw you in a dream!
Why are you so cold to me?
Come on, let's go somewhere,
To those islands! To the Maldives!
I'll make money!
We'll get you a new dog!
A better one!
I've got a lawyer's diploma!
Vladik, would you please lower your voice?
You know, I'll sit here awhile, if you don't mind,
I'm not married, I don't care,
We fly out tomorrow morning,
When? Where to?
To Yakutsk?
Fuck,
No, To the North Pole,
Good for you,
I'll remember you,
I am sorry to be saying goodbye to you,
What is it that you're looking for?
I want to tell you that you're special,
Like the North Pole,
Have you ever been to the Pole?
Not yet,
There is nothing there, Martin,
It's a place like a million others on the Arctic glacier,
That's it,
Snow, Zero,
Full stop,
Next time better think, before coming up with such compliments,
Has something terrible happened?
Roger ran away,
What do you mean, ran away?
He ran away,
Jumped the fence and left,
Without even looking back,
I'm sorry,
For what?
What does it have to do with you?
You're very beautiful,
Not only that,
I want to get out of here,
Then let's go!
Where to?
And what for?
You don't even know me,
Some place warm,
Islands, resorts,,,
jacuzzi,,, yoga,
All inclusive,
And you don't have to think about a thing,
I'll take you away from here,
Maybe that's why I came here, to the North Pole,
You'll take me away?
From this shithole?
Like a suitcase?
Or a bag?
You think that you're the sun?
And the world spins around you?
If I,,,
If I say so, you won't go anywhere from here,
Not to your North Pole,
not to your warm places,
Why not?
I paid for it!
Do you know why you're not flying anywhere?
Bad weather,
We're just waiting for another group to save on fuel,
So we don't have to hire the helicopter twice,
And it's more fun with you here,
What the,,,
So you keep us here for your amusement?
If I feel like it, I'll leave without your help,
No, you won't,
Not if I don't want you to,
You don't believe me? I'm serious,
Bullshit,
- This is not Afghanistan, - Correct, This is Russia,
You won't go anywhere from this airport
Who knows who you really are?
What is the purpose of your visit?
You could be a terrorist,
It must be verified,
Where is your self-confidence now?
Don't take it to heart,
Let's take this one,
I don't know,
Let's get some champagne,
It's 422 rubles, Get the vodka instead,
Look, they have Five Lakes vodka!
Do you have cigarettes?
How much money do you have?
Girls!?
Girls, can you look over here?
Wave and say hello to my friends,
Wave your hand and say "Paul, Alex - hello!"
- Are you filming us? - What Paul and Alex?
Who gave you permission?
Give me back my phone!
What phone?
Every idiot thinks he can film us!
For YouTube?
Then, in the morning, "Oh, hi mum?",
Give me back my phone, please,
What else shall we give you?
Give me my phone back!
What phone?
Easy, easy!
Who do you think you are?
Why are you filming us?
Fine, I'll delete it,
Delete it, now, show us,
Ok, I can try,,,
He's also stupid, girls,
Open videos, Select it,
It says Wi-Fi,
What Wi-Fi, that's Internet,,,
I'm playing balalaika, the most Russian instrument
I'm dreaming of Jamaica,,,
But there're no balalaikas in Jamaica
There's no joy in my private life
I'm wasting the best years of my life
So, where are you, my foreign prince?
Come soon, don't keep me waiting,,,
American boy, American joy, American boy, this is our time
American boy, I'll go with you
Moscow, goodbye!
American boy, I'll go with you
I'm just a simple Russian girl, who's never been abroad
You're my American boy, take me away from it all
You'll see me shedding tears of joy,
as I lean back in my Mercedes,,,
and will be swimming in luxury
Come soon, don't keep me waiting,,,
What are you doing?
And what are you doing?
Partying with those broads while I'm all alone!
I'm just,,,
What else should I be doing?
Weren't you going to take me somewhere?
Some place warm,,,
Don't you remember?
I do remember,
After everything that has happened between us,
But nothing happened!
Come on! In the bar, Last night,
We were sitting, talking, Everything happened,
What happened?
What do you mean? Nothing happened,
But in your mind?
In your mind, it happened,
Admit it!
Can't you admit it?
If you exist, if you're there at all, send me an angel!
Any angel,,,
Jesus, Mohammad or Buddha or Krishna, whatever,
Send me an angel, any angel,,,
Catholic, Mormon,,, I don't know, any one,,,
I will donate to all the churches,
To Mormons, to Catholics, to Lutherans,
To Methodists and to Baptists,
To Seventh Day Adventists,
To Zoroastrians, to Buddhists,,,
To Evangelicals,,,
And to Jains,
To Judaists, to Jehovah's Witnesses,,,
To Sikhs and to Hindus,
To Dalai Lama,
To the Salvation Army,,,
Mikhail, who the fuck is that?
Where did you come from, buddy?
And what are you doing here?
I want to go home,
I was on that plane from Moscow,
The one that barely didn't crash,
You know?
I was at the North Pole,
Stop here, I'll get out,
Hello, buddy!
Can you spare five euros?
I was on that plane that almost crashed,
Then give me ten!