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Song of birds
-First time in Ecuador?
-Yes,
-And you like it?
-You have to like green, but otherwise it's beautiful,
-And do you like the landscape?
- That's what I just told you, it's green,
Once you've said that, it's hard to say anything else,
But I have serious doubts about the reliability
of your vehicle,
I meddle in what doesn't concern me, Yes, it's up to me, I'm in it,
-No no, Don't worry, sir,
This big choupette, in 30 years, never broke down,
It's stupid, it's my delco head that farted,
I should have spoken to José, Marie-Sol's brother,
he is an oven repairman
and he knows his head around delco,
Oh yes? We continue on foot, of course,
Still need to be relativized,
Look how lucky we are, Beautiful weather!
An Ecuadorian proverb says: "Good weather, no trouble,"
Thunder
It's still crazy, that, It hasn't rained for months,
-Where are we?
-There, we are in kichwa territory, it is a very dangerous tribe,
-How so? - No, but don't worry,
At this hour, it is almost impossible to cross them,
-That's a lot there, isn't it?
-You're in luck,
A walk like that, no tourist does it,
-Shut up,
-You are right,
Silence is the attitude to adopt
for contemplation,
They shout,
The tribesmen roar,
-Good evening,
Good evening,
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
Sorry for the late hour, You are going to sit down,
We bother you,
Who is he? -It's Coke,
The great chief of the Kichwa tribe,
- Good evening, Coke,
He speaks in Kichwa,
-He says you come to spy on his lands,
-Ah, no,,, Not at all,
I felt that there was a little misunderstanding to settle,
everyone was naughty,
-Ah,,, He doesn't trust white people,
because he says they have big heads,
but a small heart,
He also says they are selfish,
rude and arrogant,
- So, it's not wrong,
but it's a small part of the whites, the Parisians,
the inhabitants of Paris,
-He would like to know the story of your soul
to find out if you are worthy to cross his lands,
-And if he finds
that I am not worthy?
-He will burn you alive and your ashes will fertilize his soil,
-Of course, It holds,
Good, very good, So I'll tell you,
let's sit down because we've all had a hard day,
SO,,,
Where to start?
I think,
chief Coca, that any being
on this Earth receives a talent at birth
and this talent,
- Everyone must maintain it
and nurture it to live a fulfilling life,
You, Jessica, for example, what do you want to do later?
-Veterinary,
-So,
And you, Sebastian?
-I want to be a firefighter,
- You, Marina?
-I want to lead a big nationalist political party
like dad,
-All right,
Vincent, what would you like to do later?
-I want plenty of free time,
feel like I'm on vacation even when I'm working,
-Yes, And what job will allow you to do that later?
-Official, Like you, sir!
Official, Like my father,
I loved when he took me to work,
I loved walking through the corridors of the prefecture
and see all these overwhelmed men and women
who dedicated themselves body and soul to their profession,
- No, I'm calling
desktop, it's free, In Sydney, you must visit the Opera House,
-All these agents,
the sense of the State pegged to the body,
serious, involved, hard-working,
at the exclusive service
of their one and only raison d'être: the public good,
"The Ballad of Happy People" (Gérard Lenorman)
I remember the sentence of my moved father:
“It is thanks to this gentleman that I became a civil servant,
“One day he will help you become one too,
“For that, you will have to work a lot,”
Hello who is it?
I'll call you back from the office, it's free,
That's it, I was born for this,
Your hunting license, Gérard,
- Thank you, Vincent,
I brought you quail,
- Quails! Thanks, didn't have to,
What are you doing?
-Couldn't we take that for corruption?
-Gerard,
You have the elegance to bring a gift
to a good friend who happens to be a civil servant,
-It's sure it's not corruption, huh?
-Let's imagine,
You have the hunting license, I come to see you, I say:
"I'll take away your permit, if you don't give me
"quails,"
I asked you to give me those quails?
-No,
- So, give me those quails, I mean,,,
Give me those quails that you wish to offer me of your own free will,
-Good,,,
Do you know how to cook them?
- Yes, that is managed by my mother-in-law,
-I feel guilty, I'm sure they're overcooked,
I have done a thousand things
and I,,, -Shh,
We don't even want
chew them, Looks like butter,
-Oh,,,,, Oh, I was so scared,
Already I missed my ratatouille, -Your ratatouille
of Thursday still flows in my throat,
-Oh,,, -Some wine?
-Stop,
-Honey, I prepared your bag for your badminton practice,
- Yes, and I took the liberty of ironing your outfit,
And increase
your racquet string tension, I found it a little soft,
-I don't know who cut you, but you'll end up in a jewelry store,
-Stop,
Vincent! -My wolf,
-We, the civil servants,
we were revered,
By marrying one of us, you had succeeded in your life,
CDI, Christmas meal, company accommodation,
Hot!
- Well done, my wolf,
-Sylvie saw me coming from afar,
But there was another woman in my life, My mother,
"Because you loved me" (Celine Dion)
A loving mother, a dream job,
Do you believe in reincarnation?
The one who had reincarnated in me was lucky,
A chance that probably
did not please everyone up there,
I still remember
of that morning, as if it were yesterday,
I went to work at dawn like every day,
It seemed like a beautiful day like any other,
I went out on my bike to make my way to the office,
my daily walk through the city,
I clocked in with my badge, like every morning,
And I went to join
my colleagues in the meeting room,
Hello everyone, -HI,
*-,,, degreased the mammoth,,,
-What is happening?
-Look, you'll see,
*-Well,
*we are eliminating the departmental branches
“too expensive,
*-Do you delete them?
*-Too scattered in the minds of the French,
-He said what? - He says we're fired,
*-Affected officials
*will either be reassigned,
“be encouraged to leave in good time,
-You can scratch your eye with your ENA diploma,
I am a civil servant, therefore untouchable,
-Therefore, the Ministry of Public Service
will receive each of the civil servants in Paris
not having met any of the non-exempt parameters
and reassign them to understaffed branches,
-And in French? - Nothing will change,
-It means
that the personnel of the categories that I will name
will not be affected by these measures,
They can take a deep breath
and return to their post,
Alright, let's get started,
-You'll see,
-A: workers with more than 30 years old
on duty,
-Ah, It's good to be old,
-B: caregivers,
And police officers with missions
on the territory,
C: workers
married or with more than 2 children
dependent,
- I was not married, without children, I said to myself :
"Your turn is coming,"
And it went to D,
To E,
To F,
-G: workers with a disability,
-THANKS, - No, but it's normal,
H - workers in charge of people
with reduced mobility in their family circle,
- My brother is a stutterer,
-Yes,
It's certain,
-I'm sure it'll be okay,
-Mom, if I were you, I would avoid talking about it,
-Me? What did I do?
-You know well, You always take care of yourself,
A wrong fart, you go to the doctor,
You don't even have a slight disability,
-She is in perfect health, It makes me angry,
-Finally,,, -Yes, we find you
an anomaly in the gallbladder, you have an operation,
-By the best gastro of Limoges,
- Your diabetes, cured, Your vocal cord polyps,
removed, At 70, you have to be in good shape,
- I don't allow you, -How are you,
-Your son is right,
You don't know what a disability is in a family,
- You just had to be disabled, -I would have loved it, imagine,
If they could realize
than my carpal tunnel there, This gesture, I cannot do it,
- No, but I,,,
I am in a dead end,
Good,
How are you?
-Yes, I'm not used to it, but,,, Are you okay?
- More than it ever was,
And that,
Do you know what that means?
-Yes, -Eh?
-It means
than for the rest of your days,
-The rest of my life?
-I will be back, I have for 2 seconds,
Oh, Jean-Francois,
Mrs Porter, -Sir,
-So,,,, We say
"congratulations" in this kind of situation, Vincent?
-I fear it,
Sometimes love knocks on the door, and this time I opened it,
I proposed to my Sylvie in marriage,
-Cheer, -THANKS,
And unfortunately, I can no longer be transferred,
-Peltier,,, Come see,
Come to see, Come, come, So,
Marital status does not work retroactively for the plan,
-That's to say?
-That is to say, you had to be married before the reform,
-Mom, don't you know what he asked me?
No, not money,
-Hang up,
-I'll call you back,
Oh, she's great!
-She can, Show me, She hugs you, right?
- No, she's fine, - Your finger is sticking out,
And you know why it sucks? They put an oval ring on it,
I had asked for a circular ring, I'll give you a smack
at the jewelry store,,, -You me,
-It's a blow to make a phlebitis, -You hurt me,
-Excuse me? -Yes,
- Do you have any washing up liquid? -Pardon?
-Dishwashing liquid for my wife, her bullseye finger,
They protest,
Ladies, listen to me!
She didn't love me,
She loved the functionary in me,
-Ah,,,
- Yes, it's not the same thing,
They are funny, your assistants, there,
And so, after serving my country for 16 years,
they forced me to release my office, my family,
my friends, my roots,
my life,
Lyrical singing
I arrived in Paris
with the image of Sylvie devastated by sadness,
*-AIlo? - Can I speak to Sylvie?
*-Don't call back,
It's over,
So Yves, how long have you been at the prefecture?
-I was lower than the ground,
ready to leave this world too hard for me,
- Sir, are you okay? Sir?
You hear me?
It'll be OK?
- But I had a lucky star,
I had to meet him, It might have been my last chance,
-,,, listen and wait for someone to come
free them from this atrocious alienation
that employers exercise over us,
Never in any country has the trade union struggle been so topical,
The employers never stop crushing us,
we, the people of the rail, of the log,
the soot-soaked dressers responsible for taking the bourgeois to the quay,
At Force Ferroviaire, we will fight,
push the walls, and this week from 6 p,m,,
we'll go get it with our teeth if necessary, Acquired?
-OURS!
-Acquired? -OURS!
-Attention, In my sights, I have the 2 p,m, week,
but let's not skip the steps, To the merguez!
-,,, cut in the workforce, I refuse and they want to transfer me,
- That's what they say, They want to fire us all,
Do you know what they do in the ministries?
-No,
-They propose mutations in impossible places,
then most candidates are afraid
of the destination and at that time,
these bastards pick you off by offering you a nice indemnity,
You just have to sign, - What do I do, sign?
- No, but wait!
But don't blaspheme, Vincent,
A civil servant position is sacred,
God put you on Earth to accomplish this mission,
God was also an official,
-Ah good?
-Yes, The others did the job and it's him we thank,
-I! was right, I shouldn't be fooled like the others,
-Come in,
-Inspector,
- Oh no, it's not me, it's her,
-Bah,,, what modernity! Finally,
What,,,
normality,
Mrs Inspector, -Hello, Mr, Peltier,
- So, I would like a sweet coffee with a stirrer,
Pardon,
-M, Peltier, welcome, I'm the pilot
the redistribution of the staff of this ministry,
Your file, where did I put it? So,
- They look good on you, -Pardon?
-Your glasses fit you well,
-THANKS, I resume?
-Pardon,
-You are entitled to severance pay of 17,000,,,
-,,, 482 euros,
I did the bill at home,
- You have made a wonderful addition, Let's do a second one,
I add to your indemnity
a premium plus a bonus, We arrive
at 19,490 euros,
-Is this a joke? - No, it's not a joke,
It's France,
-Whether, To me, it's a joke,
I will quit
a position with 16 years of seniority for 2,000 more?
Your glasses are pretty, but not strong enough,
THANKS,
Ooh, hot!
Small stirrer,
-Listen to me carefully,
If you refuse, I'll transfer you somewhere not fun,
As you seem to love humor, you will be sad,
- I laugh where you want, when you want, Mrs, Bailliencourt,
-You want to know where you will laugh?
- Don't tell me,
I love surprises,
Classical music
Don't worry about me, mom, They transferred me to the Pyrenees,
-To do what?
-Good morning, Vincent Peltier,
I am mandated to warn you
that a dam will be built upstream from your charming chalet,
Here is the order of expropriation of the house that I advise you
to follow, because in a week you will be under water,
the corner will get wet,
You will be provided with identical accommodation, but in town,
-He's holding on, that jerk,
- You didn't sign?
-No, I'm in Mulhouse, they transferred me to the CNSS,
National Center for Sound Sculpture,
*-They're testing your nerves,
Mulhouse is like Noumea or Cayenne,
it's for convicts, They want to crack you up, hold on,
-In Sangatte, Sangatte?
-Psst!
Come on,
Welcome in France,
- Good morning, Minister, -Good day Mrs,
- Good morning, Minister,
-Isabelle Bailliencourt? -Yes?
I remember you,
Yes, Minister? - You are a lethal weapon,
I saw your results, it is very impressive,
- Thank you, Minister,
- What are you, at 1,000 starts?
-1,243 to be precise, Minister,
-How much? -On 1247,
- So you have four left,
Well, if I know how to count,
-One of them is waiting for me in my office,
-It's your last stand,
-You could say that,
-GOOD,
Isabella, -Yes?
-Do you know that,,,
the president will soon reshuffle,
I'll probably get Defense or Foreign Affairs back,
Something not bad,
I will have to compose a cabinet
and there will be a few vacancies,
We'll discuss it again later?
Eh?
Bye,
-Bye,
-I have a small memory of the Pyrenees, -Ah good?
-Pyreneans,
- Can I tell you a secret?
-You are welcome, -You are,
interesting,
You are even very interesting,
You made me think deeply about myself, about my mission,
-Ah good? -Oh yes,
I realized,,, Huh, José?
To think that officials were going to leave
administration, because a check is being waved in their face,
it was almost,,,
-Unworthy?
- That's it, unworthy,
You are much better than that, You love it, this house,
You are one of the greatest clerks in the state,
- Thank you, Madam Inspector, and you are another one,
-35?
Ille-et-Vilaine?
-35,000 euros,
Accept this check and leave this house,
- Mrs, Inspector,
the servant of the State will answer you,
The French State which has a debt
of 2,500 billion euros, you will check,
And you think
that I am going to weigh it down by accepting this poor indemnity?
Let's stay there,
-Do not move,
Find me a job
in a manure pit, a sewer, get over it, but find it,
-We have this that we haven't come home yet,
*Radio in Danish
- Will someone come get me?
-They're coming soon!
-No! Hey!
Oh yeah, I'll call you that bitch!
You'll see,
- Oh, hold on,
We're going to let it cool,
Give sir his severance contract,
-And here,
Sign lower right,
- Oh, well,
Coming soon, coming soon,
Whore!
Well,
Lord,
Jesus,
Mary Magdalene,
the Magi in Galilee,
Saint-Preux, Saint-Maclou, Saint-Yorre,
Saint-Marc, Saint-Lazare, the RATP, the SNCF,
whoever you want, I don't care, but you have to send someone,
because it really peels,
THANKS,
-At least here, there is no radar!
- Hey well,
-It's the white door,
-Yes I,
-My name is
Fabian, Welcome to ERB, Vincent,
Have you been told what you have to do here?
- Tell me again, - So your work
is to protect the researchers of the station
against polar bear attacks,
With warming, melting ice,
the bears are getting hungrier and we have more and more attacks,
The less there is to eat, the more we put ourselves on the face,
Classic, they didn't invent anything, Hold,
So that's Fabrice's starting drink,
We stuck to a good one,
We bring in cases of aquavit from Finland,
we put on good cartridges,,, In short,
You see? There,
The bear grabs it right there,
because it is the most painful, like dogs,
they go straight to the crotch,
At friends' house, a dog has ever sniffed your dick?
- Yes, it happened to me,
- Well, that's how it is,
She blows,
They are hungry, these critters,
- Can we stop the video?
- It takes time to get into the groove,
I assure you, Fabrice was sewn up very well,
The Danes are the first in Europe
in genital surgery,
They even upgraded it a bit, I say that if it happens to you,
I have a slightly softer one
where a bear puts a potato to Evelyne,
our snowmobile manager, - Thank you, it will be fine,
It's good,
You, what are you doing here?
-Research on the melting of the ice cap,
Carrots are extracted
of ice,,,
to monitor climate variations,
-Great, - Have you seen the psychologist?
- Is there a psychologist? -Yes,
It's not easy to live here,
6 months of darkness, 6 months of daylight, we're not made for it,
Marie-Gabie, can you pass me the salt?
- You sign me a certificate of non-habilitation, So,
-In the report,
you are described as resolute and determined,
prone to adaptation and sacrifice,
-Yes but no,
-The researcher you have to work with will be disappointed,
- Is he a researcher? -Yes,
-I! will look for someone else,
There it is, thanks, Come on, boom,
-Stanislas, for the evaluation meeting,
- Precisely, your researcher,
Miss Brebant,
-Good morning, Eva,
-Vincent Peltier,
- Unfortunately, I just spoke
to Vincent
who told me that,,,
-No, He said he was resolute, determined,
prone to adaptation and sacrifice,
Soft music
Have you been here long?
- It's been 6 years,
At first it was a bit hard,
but we get used to it, it's so beautiful,
It's beautiful, but totally devastated,
The icecap is melting visibly, the waters are rising,
Last summer it was 25 degrees,
People don't give a fuck,
-These are samples that will serve us
detect the presence of chemicals such as microplastics,
These are retail waste,
-It's crazy,
-Last week,,, -Yeah?
- Do you know what I found? really there,
1 m from your knees, -I dunno,
- A curling iron,
-It's not me,
-We throw away 500 million tons of plastic per year,
ten tons are produced per second,
While it should be considered a noble material,
Cells in it are over 2 million years old,
-In a few moments, she had turned hell into paradise,
-Oh dear,,,
Look how handsome he is,
An ursus marinus, Prepare the anesthetic,
we're going to put him to sleep,
Did you take the sedative?
- I take one every morning since I arrived,
- No, but for the rifle,
- Oh yes, sorry,
-I! you have to come closer,
But come closer,
He blows, Yes, come on, he's not going to eat you!
-Whether, Yes, -Technically, he can eat you,
- It's good, you're very confident
your teams, -Drawn,
Drawn! He shoots,
-I got it? -I do not think so,
Roar - What does he do?
-You told me you knew how to shoot!
- Damn, but I shoot quail, not bears!
-It's easier to miss
a quail than a bear!
Hold on!
Look at, You got it,
-Show me,
-You got it!
-Did you believe him when I did the scared guy at the beginning?
- Did you pretend?
-Yeah, -I was very afraid,
6 months with someone like that,
-I love to shoot, - You got me!
-In general, I put in the bullseye, but I didn't want to,
How much time do we have
before he wakes up? -A good half hour,
-What are you doing? -A blood test,
Although, of course,
The purest genetic map is obtained through,,, sperm,
Take,
I leave you between men, I'm afraid of getting attached,
Yes, it is there,
-Jose?
you want to hear
the remorse and redemption of a downed man?
Hush,,,
- Mrs, Bailliencourt?
*-Yes, Mr, Peltier, These working conditions, the cold,
the wind, the distance, not fastoche, all that?
- No, I'm holding on, We caught shrimp
“we took ice
and jerked off a bear,
Mom, everything is fine, I swear,
I acclimatize perfectly,
We knock,
Wait, I leave you,
Yes?
-I say goodbye, I'm leaving,
-I'm stupid, you're off, you're going back to Sweden,
-Yeah,
And you, what are you going to do? -Nothing,
I'll type "single ice bear" on the Internet
and let things take their course,
- But you want to come with me?
-I don't want to get between you and your boyfriend,
-I don't have a boyfriend,
-Oh?
-How long to pack your bag?
-I hurry,
-OK,
"Angeleyes" (ABBA)
-Oh yeah! -Yeah,
It's here,
- You've been around the world,
-Yes, but not tourism, I go where there is an emergency,
where I can help, -Of course, You laugh?
-It's my African period,
In fact, I spent 2 years among the Maasai
in Kenya, I left my heart there,
And he is Babu, He's Said's dad,
Are you okay honey?
-How are you,
-I missed you,
Are you going to do your homework? -Yeah,
-It's good,
This is my Thai period,
And he is Benyat,
Emily's dad,
-Hi! -Hi!
-Hi,,,
-What a great smile!
That's my Swedish period,
He is Gunnar,
Lars' dad,
-And There you go, And There you go!
- Stop sticking mom, you, -Lucky!
-Ah, that's Carole,
-A friend?
-A little more than a friend, we were together 2 years
with Carol,
-I see,
She's a great friend, Beep
-Yeah! Shit, the oven, I let you continue,
vincent,
can you come and help me?
-Yeah, I'm finishing the riding period, I'm coming,
Sorry, Pardon,
Enjoy your food,
-Lord, bless this meal, those who prepared it,
and bring bread to those who have none, Amen,
-Amen,
Enjoy your food,
Emily recites a prayer in Thai,
Enjoy your food,
Said recites a prayer in Arabic,
Great, And you, you,
-I am atheist,
- Good, it's shorter,
Come on,
A door opens,
- Hi, I'm Gunnar, - Hi Gunnar,
I'm doing well?
It's good and you?
-Alright,
It's Gunnar
Lars' dad,
-Oh yes, Yes, no, I didn't recognize him
without his clothes,
-You know, the nudity here,
it's like putting on slippers,
-If you say so,
He wants my yoghurt herring?
-Do you want some herring? - No, thank you, I have my egg,
-Ah,
-I won't come home tonight, I'll tell you tomorrow,
-See you tomorrow!
He won't stay with us tonight,
-What a pity!
As a result,
that I know of,
how is the organization going?
He lives here? You will tell me, at the linen level, it is not boring,
-Not for long, he's getting married,
-Vincent?
How old are you?
-I am 45 years old,
-You have a girlfriend?
-Emily, we don't ask those kinds of questions,
-I do not care, Uh, No, I don't have a girlfriend,
-I think Vincent wants to copulate with Mom!
- That's enough!
Apologize,
-Pardon,
Soft music
-You don't lock? - It's nothing to fear,
-It is good, -Since he was little,
-You have kids
very small, you feel,
-We put a ball in his legs and off he went,
-Oh yeah,
Cheers
-He does the Thierry Henry,
He did the,,,
-What is he doing?
Whistle
But he's a total jerk, There is hand,
When there is no hand seen, there is no hand,
Said, he didn't see the hand, Why did you do that?
-I! you have to follow the rules, Vincent,
-These 5 words spoken by a 12-year-old child
have created in me like an electroshock,
In Kichwa
-He doesn't understand, "electric shock",
-Ah! Yes I think,
I dunno, You tell him :
"Transformation," So,
So,
He's trying to say "transformation",
Exactly, That's it, It is,
He has the ear, He's not a boss for nothing,
He repeats,
-You say it well, too,
He has a problem, right?
-It's on a loop, yes,
-Transformation,
-There you have it, I can continue?
Basically, I was changing,
transverse flute
What's on the panels?
-It's: "The great concert against pollution,"
-It's what?
The more music they play,
less pollution in the world?
-That's it,
- NO, THERE!
-The children had revealed the most beautiful part of myself,
It's here,
Sorting out garbage, -It's cool,
-Tell stories,
To make pancakes,
As they had told me: "Vincent,
"Let's not miss the simple things,"
At this time of my life, I lacked more than one thing,
But you, Eva, sentimentally,
a new relationship, it's not really your thing?
-No,
I already have 3 children,
With round trips, it's already complicated and here,
there's a crazy job, -Yeah,
-I save my sexual energy for the ice cap,
-You're not on it,
Right now? -No,
At all,
-OH,,, -But unfortunately,
someone saw that in addition to my salary of 1,600 euros,
I was allocated
an allowance of 900 euros for transport,
450 euros expatriate expenses,,,
-132 euros for clothing costs related to extreme conditions,
3,700 euros monthly salary,
around 40,000 euros per year,
An astronomical expense for the surprising mutation
of a single official in Greenland,
Bacheron's tasty calculation, it's me then,
who spends more
to spend less,
Did you mutate that Peltier over there?
-Yes,
-Yes, Does your name appear in the article there?
- Uh,,, no, I don't know, I haven't read it in full,
-How?
-I don't know, I didn't read the whole article,
-He is not there,
You see
your face pictured in the article?
-Uh no,
- Well no, For what?
Because it's not there,
GOOD,
And my mouth, there,
do you see it, my face?
Do you see her? - Yes, I see her,
-It is annoying,
It's very annoying,
My face is 2 fingers away from returning to the Quai d'Orsay,
If Foreign Affairs escapes me,
I will take a world map,
I will spin it
and I'll stick my finger randomly on it,
and I mute you
at the place of the finger,
Out!
Vincent laughs,
- This story is a real fairy tale,
-That's the word, -Yes,
Unfortunately, it's over, You must go home,
- If I refused?
-I find my Peltier that I love, my champion,
Do you know the principle? You sign your resignation,
You accept this check for 40,000 euros,
Yes, it climbs, And you live your Nordic bliss
with your friend, her bears and her ice packs,
She laughs,
-It's no,
- So, you are moved,
I found a comfortable position, Heartbreak limit,
-In France?
-Yes,
- Do you excuse me?
I do not disturb you?
-I'm in a meeting, *-Its very important,
- Okay, wait,
I take my break, I'm listening to you,
-They come back to the charge, I'm stuck,
- Calm down, kid, Do you have any holidays left?
-It has nothing to do, I tell you that,,,
-Hush, I repeat, Do you still have leave to ask?
No wait, I'm having a break,
-Yes, *-You put them all down immediately,
There is a waiting period,
We can't transfer you if you're on vacation,
- Okay, I'm doing this, Thank you, Michael,
- No, France thanks you,
I'm back to work, hello,
-You are pushing back an inevitable deadline,
Shit!
Enjoy your last 3 months, After that, it's over,
Won't you help me? -I can not,
I'm on vacation,
If something happens to me? lumbago,
a sprain, I cut my finger
with one of your leaves,
I'm emptying myself of my blood, -It's good, Be smart,
Be smart,
You know the adage?
We pay the musicians at the end of the ball,
-The stages of manufacture
porcelain: firing,
drying and enamelling,
It is important,
-And for the temperature of,,,
- Hi, guess who it is?
-Karl!
Are you doing well?
-Alright, It was a long time ago,
-What is that thing? Who is it? - Mom's friend,
In Swedish
-Vincent,
I present to you Karl,
He's my dear friend, It's like my brother,
We can say everything to each other, do everything,
-Hi!
-Hi,
-Karl offers to go rafting tomorrow, you can keep
the children?
-No way,
-Very cool!
- "So kül" too,
While I had become a man of irreproachable civility,
respectful and caring
towards the planet, a major problem faced me,
Jealousy,
-GOOD! CS
Thank you so much,
-Yes, - Kisses, children,
-GOODBYE MOM
-Ready to paddle? -Yes,
They laugh,
He blows,
mocking laugh
-Oh yes anyway,
A door opens,
How are you?
-No,
-How's that, no? - It's Karl,
He had an accident, -That's to say?
-We let ourselves be quietly guided by the current for 30 minutes,
In Swedish
And then,,,
rafting got stuck
against a rock,
Karl tried to kick the raft off the rock with his foot,
-And? -His sole slipped,
I! scream,
-Oh,,,,,
-The crotch stuck against the rock,,,
- My testicles!
-We had to hoist him,
- My testicles!
-And it was really windy,
- My testicles! He screams,
-It's not true!
- My testicles!
-He's in the hospital, we're waiting for news,
but doctors fear
that he can no longer use his sound,
-Of his? -Of its,,,
-Ah!
That's really nerd, such a story,
I was a different man,
I was more discourteous, disrespectful, jealous,
I had changed,
I was a new man,
My parents also saw
as I settled into my new life,
-Vincent, you can,
-Oh yes, Pardon,
- What will you do when your holidays are over?
-I will stay here,
The Swedish
are civic, efficient,
serene,
Here, no free pass, No one is superior to the other,
These are people you can talk to,
-Do you have a fever? - Wait, I have a thermometer,
-Oh fuck,
No, but are you okay?
So!
That must be French,
People pig!
A shame!
-Give me the thermometer, I must have a fever,
- Say so, my darling, -Yes?
- Tomorrow, wedding: skirt or pants?
-The denim skirt,
With the red shirt, -OK,
-Inger is here for your lesson,
Swedish accent -Can you tell me what time it is?
In Swedish - It's half past ten,
-Cheer!
-There's no more hot water,
Hot water is available between 6 a,m, and 9:15 a,m,
Then it's cold water
for the sake of energy saving,
-It will be long?
- But it's very good
for the body
to shower in cold water,
- Well done, that's very good, -Madam,
Can you tell my son to fuck off?
In Swedish, of course,
-I didn't understand,
-Your father advises you to go fuck yourself,
-These French,
They are so vulgar,
In Swedish -You can kiss,
Applause
Swedish traditional music
-I! adapted well, -Too much,
-Bye, -GOODBYE, MARTINE,
- Goodbye, children,
-GOODBYE, JEAN-PAUL,
- My parents ran away,
But I was more and more convinced that I wanted to stay,
I hadn't taken one thing into account,
The length of the Swedish winter,
Hello Stina, - Good evening Vincent,
-6 months during which evening darkness alternates with,,,
morning darkness,
Hello Stina, -Hello Vincent,
-And it plays on people's morale,
*-What kills these birds comes from my house,
*I dump 6 billion kg
*of plastic waste per year in the sea, A plastic that,,,
He changes channels,
-Lars, stop, you're boring,
*-You are returning to live in France, Gérard Depardieu,
*-I don't know who said that wonderful thing,
"France is the most beautiful kingdom after that of heaven,"
“I miss France painfully as a part of myself,
“You know what I miss the most?
*The smells,
“We no longer say “smells” anymore,
“Perfumes, fragrances,,,
*That's words that don't fuck,
*What I miss is,,,
*the smell of hay in Châteauroux when I was a kid,
*Hot horse dung
“deposited on a small road in Normandy,
* A small souvenir for the one who passes after,
*The little black in an unwashed cup,
“at the counter of a dive in the 19th in Paris,
“France is the firecrackers that burst the eardrums of ladies
“at the ball of July 14,
*It's a coughing 2 CV
*on hot tarmac in the Cévennes,
"Cicadas,
* the wild boars,
“gulls,
“Little old people chatting on a bench in Corsica,
*France is everywhere,
*The lights,
*the Resistance, the ideal of so many men,
“I missed her like a childhood sweetheart,
“She is now in my eyes every day,
*in my heart,
*in my life,
*-Thank you for these words
*who look like you, This is the end of this diary,
-He returns,
It's a thing, anyway,
Sorry, that's ridiculous,
-I left my country
I left my house
My city
my sad town
Dragging for no reason
"I left my country" (Enrico Macias)
I left my sun
I left my blue sea
-THANKS, Bye,
-Their memories wake up
-Excuse me,
I only have one bottle, I can?
-And I only have a full cart, No!
-In France, when we have an article, we let it pass out of courtesy,
- What, don't you understand?
I don't want you to pass, jerk! Clear!
“"Stick"?
"Stik" too, What are you Swedes going to do?
Deprive me of Krisprolls,
of sandwich at lkea?
I take your moldy ABBA records
and I wipe myself with it, -Excuse him, he's depressed,
-Yeah yeah! I'm going to kick your ass,
-Advance! -I swear,,,
French music
How do you do
your foie gras?
However, I feel the fat, but I do not feel the liver,
-Ah,
My wife does it,
With momentum,
I put you ice cubes in Bordeaux,
because,,,
corked,
Quiche Lorraine for Madame,
-My pal,
-For sir, steak tartare, -THANKS,
-Come on, let's go to bed, it's dark,
-I want to go back to France, Eva,
*-Following a social movement on the ground at Charles-de-Gaulle airport,
*flight 4567 is announced
*with a delay of approximately 4 hours,
-Eh yes,
I already feel at home,
My new family and I left for France,
besides my parents
overjoyed at my return,
someone else
was waiting for me eagerly,
-I can't wait for Peltier to discover his new position,
-And I therefore, -I have found official accommodation,
- You are too generous, - Pleasure to offer, joy to receive,
-Eh? -As on the flowers, José,
-Ah,,,, -You didn't understand,
Come on, carry on,
-Ms, Bailliencourt had found a cozy nest for all 5 of us,
I was close to my new job,
The civil service intervenes in areas,
subtly varied,
beeps
- Where is the E?
-Near the Z, -Ah yes,
-Send,
So,
What did we have last night? 2 dead,
3 fire starts in the west wing,
2 attempts of strangulation on agent,,,
I had told them to put more strangulations,
Come on!
Both of us,
Oh, the resume!
Health, Fleury-Mérogis,
Fresne,
the Baumettes,
high security area,
the Modelo in Bogota,
very impressive,
It's nice here, we have everything,
Schizophrenic, bipolar,
of the murderer, of the sex maniac, We even have a cannibal,
- The bitch,
-Pardon?
-Nothing,
Outbursts of inmates
- The files are complete,
And the level of 3 is very good,
It's nice to have people so awake,
I have often noticed that children,,,
they were more lively, more precocious,
-The children?
-The children, adopted, They ponder
about their origins,
Inside, everything goes faster,
- But they are not adopted, It's mine,
-Oh,,,
So several dads,
-Have to believe, yeah,
-A man,
then another, then another, then another,,,
Such is life,
Alright, well,,,
All three are listed,
Said the Great goes to Jean Jaurès,
Emily is
admitted to Paul Langevin,
and Lars,
he is going to Saint-Exupéry, my darling,
- Couldn't they all be in the same school?
We live at the same address,
-No Unfortunately, No,
- Is there no possible appeal?
-Private, But it's paying, it's private,
-I'll take Lars and Emily,
We'll take the 153, they leave us at the 256 stop, that's perfect,
Then Saïd, he will go alone,
I'll take it the first day,
But he will go on his own afterwards,
-In Limoges, I would have sorted that out for you in two seconds,
-We are not in Limoges, - No, we are not in Limoges,
It's like everything, It takes time to adapt, we will get there,
-Yes,
And you, how was the first day? Not too hard?
- No, overall very courteous,
-Go away!
-A respect in the exchange,
-We're going to burn your ass,
-Very tolerant,
- Shut your mouth, child of a bitch,
- A lot of positive things,
very rewarding,
-Oh yeah? Downright? You must be looking forward to going back,
-You think!
You think,,,
So,
Come on, boom, Your hat,
- Kids, let's go,
-Kisses darling,
-Come on! -Hi,
-In case,
Soft music
-Sir Sir!
I'm sorry, we missed the tram,
-Had to be on time,
-It's really interesting,
-THANKS, But the principle
is that the fauna can reclaim the urban space,
The foxes,,, -The foxes! There is one there,
-To create
places in the parks where man and animal
learn to live together,
Without domesticating,
-Yes, without domestication,,,
I love nature, With my husband, we are still at Center Parc,
-I am an optimist, Vincent, but there,
the Parisian region,
it is difficult for me,
-We will get there,
-How are you?
-Of course, Why are you asking me this question?
- I mean: how's your job?
-Yes, I am fine, Don't worry, big guy,
-OK,
- Wait, Lars,
Not at all, actually,
-In Sweden, we say:
“In man anpassar sig till allt,”
Which means: "man adapts to everything,"
In your old job, in Limoges,
was there an area where you were strong?
-Yes,,, There is an area where I was not bad,
Here's your hunting license, Martin,
-Oh yes, Sorry, I had, -It doesn't matter,
Truffles!
Oh! Should not,
-In your new job,
it is exactly the same,
For you to get by,
use your best asset,
"Bridging the Gap" (Nas)
-Good morning,
-THANKS, -THANKS, Good day,
-THANKS,
- Is it for the kitchen?
- Yes, you know us, there will be no problem,
- Eva, stop it, it's ridiculous,
-I can't condone your little shenanigans,
-The director can find you a part-time job in accounting,
- I'm lucky, the prison account,
-Who can become a full-time,
-Full time?
In prison? -Yes,
- Kids, let's go,
- Eva, come back, it's ridiculous,
Eva,
Children, oh, oh!
Listen to me,
I can not live without you,
-Really?
So stop with your bureaucracy and come with me,
-All right,
I quit and follow you
because I love you,
happy music
Applause
THANKS,
- They congratulate you, -Got it,
Thank you but,,,
love guided my choice,
In Kichwa
He said what?
-He says you lied,
-I never lied,
I told the truth,
- He is a shaman,
He can read your soul,
- Are you telling me that now?
Vincent clears his throat,
It is true that,,,
If we really stop at only the facts,,,
maybe it didn't quite turn out that way,
-Stop with your office and come with me,
-I love you so much,
but life is about constraints, It's not just the feeling,
-4 tickets, please,
-The residence allowance,
the social works committee, bonuses, the Apetiz card,,,
-Universal service employment vouchers, family allowances,
-You see?
- You are pathetic,
-Do you know what I can do?
Use my last year of military service
to increase, - Start, sir,
- Eva!
You can't do this to me,
Yes, good, It's easy for you to judge,
What is his job, sir?
In Kichwa
-He's a peccary hunter,
- What is a peccary?
-It's like a little boar, Hefty, but a small boar,
-Ah, Alright,
We imagine: every month,
you hunt,
you bring back a peccary,
In January, you shoot an arrow, you bring back a peccary,
In February, an arrow,
a peccary,
December comes,
and there, you shoot an arrow,
you bring back two peccaries,
This ever happened to you?
It's called the 13th month,
The one who has never known this extreme joy
can't understand my fight,
*-I dump 6 billion kg of plastic waste per year
“in the sea, A plastic,,,
*-The polar bear awakens many emotions in us,
*This super predator scores with its strength,,,
We ring,
-Good evening,
-I have what I need,
-Wait, I have an offer you can't refuse,
- You already made it to me, right?
We're going to try a new cocktail, -It's original,
-Yes, -THANKS,
Well, health! -Health,
- We stay in prison,
Like jail,
-I understood,
-I'm going to tell you a secret, Basically, I find you likeable,
-I'm going to tell you a secret, Basically, me, not at all,
-Sacred Vincent!
We drink, When we drink, everyone is friendly,
- Will have to drink a lot, then, -It suits me,
-Me too,
We got into a fight and,,,
she left with the kids, -Oh!
Downright, -Hmm,
-Oh yeah,
- Yeah, you surprise me,
- But the gourd!
I didn't come empty-handed, I have a present,
But yes,
It was lying on the desk, I thought, "I'm bringing it,"
It's sales, Hop, we liquidate,
Come on, open up,
-43,000 euros?
-I said to myself: "I'm not going to catch him with 3 peanuts,"
- You put the whole bowl, -Oh yes,
You are hilarious, watch out,
Me, physics plus humor, it's the winning cocktail,
Attention!
Come on, we sign and after, we do the foufous,
-I'll get the pen
in the kitchen, -Phone,
-Eh? -Phone,
THANKS,
-"She's offering me 43,000,,," -Peltier?
-"I believe
“which I will accept,”
"In Spanish
-I! had it all figured out,
We can say whatever we want,
It is, Oh no,
Signal Huh?
But no!
Vincent, no!
I! send,
Signal
Alright, come on, "Sick leave now for 3 weeks,"
Sick leave,
NOW!
I! send,
Oh,,, Where is my Fidel?
Holy man, And the floor, opposite,,,
You sleep?
She does not care,
-Vincent,,,
At 8 years old, at the end of the year dance school gala, I was fucking
crushed glass in girlfriends' slippers so that they hurt themselves
and that I perform better than them,
Good night,
-To occupy my leave, I went home with a heavy heart,
During this time,
at Bercy, Bailliencourt was always after me,
-M, The Minister? Excuse me,
In the Peltier folder, I found a parade,
As soon as he comes out of sick leave, I transfer him,
-In Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon? With you?
-I don't understand,
-I turned my daughter's world map, and stroke of luck,
my finger stopped on Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon, Fun?
You will put on your reflective vest to make the penguins cross,
At the zebra crossing,
You are transferred,
- Good morning,,,, - Good, gentlemen,
Well, ladies, otherwise we'll be in trouble,
Thanks for your presence,
The civil service reform was completed smoothly,
-It comes from the ministry,
-Where am I being sent this time?
THANKS!
Oh, that's good, It's good, it's good!
That's good!
"Felicità" (AI Bano & Romina Power)
-On return
from Vincent!
-Everything was back to normal,
Finally, everything was back to normal,,,
I thought of her every day,
melancholic music
-Ah! They are finally acknowledging my problem
carpal tunnel as a disability,
-That's it!
-AIlô?
Wait, don't quit,
-I was angry, I didn't want to tell you,
And then, I thought it wouldn't be fair,
I am pregnant,
-And,,,
Can I know from whom?
-All I can tell you is that he hasn't moved in 9 months,
Neither a knee nor an arm,
*Yes Vincent,
It's your child,
-And here I am,
in front of you, Coke,
Ladies and gentlemen,,,
In a few hours, I'm going to be a father,
Yes,
In Kichwa
He said what?
-He says you have led a miserable life
thinking only of your privileges
and that by doing that, you sealed your fate,
But he also says:
“A child can change a man's life, no matter how pitiful,”
-Ah,,, So,
I agree on the 2nd part,
I generally agree,
- "Learn from your mistakes
"and be a better man,"
You are free to go,
-Thank you, Coke! Thank you all!
THANKS!
Hey,
My baby will be named after you,
Finally, in 2nd or 3rd first name, because Coca, it's not easy,
It works for you, but,
- Sorry, but I have the meter still running, so,
-Oh fuck!
-We keep in touch,
In Kichwa
We had a real moment of sharing, of promiscuity,,,
-I am a bit stressed,
-It'll be OK, It will be a boy,
-She is,,,
She is beautiful,
-What did you call her? -I was waiting for you,
-It's original for a girl,
- No, I thought of Inès, It means "purity",
I am glad to see you,
-Me too,
- Did you resign?
-3 months of parental leave,
A doctor friend added me
typhus for me, malaria for you,
It extends for 6 months, If you prefer typhus,
we switch, I'm not looking,
And for Inès, we will give you,
-It's not very funny, There is no vaccine here,
She can really catch anything,
- Is there no vaccine?
-Do you see where we are? Vaccines arrive in dribs and drabs,
there are not enough drugs and equipment,
- My daughter is not a priority?
In Spanish My sister!
I am the,
Listen to me,
It's gonna go fast,
First of all,
I really like caregivers,
And second,
Give your hand, For you,
-It's a donation for the hospital,
- Thanks, thanks,
-What donation?
Look around you, it's volunteers here,
-I just want to fix it,
-Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Come my love,
Want to fix it? You will take
your stuff, your bullshit papers,
your shitty profiteering arrogance,
and you leave,
Sad music
Phone ring
- What do you want from me?
*-Isabelle, I have good news for you,
-What? *I have a good new,
-Wait, Hold the line!
- Alprazolam is the generic of Xanax, but it's the same molecule,
-Do you have internet?
-No, I don't really have the Internet,
-When will you be in front of a screen?
-I don't know, I'll call you back in 3 hours,
I'm with a friend,
*-There, you make an initial,
-OK,
*-Another initial,
-Yeah, OK,
“-And there, the most important page,
“you sign,
-Wait,
45,235? Didn't we say 50,000?
*-Yes, after a few samples, we are at 45,235,
- Yeah, but it's not okay, huh?
Well no,
No,
I'll do it for you, you'll understand,
Here, here is 45,235 euros,
It's okay, huh?
Yes, So, listen,
Here, here is 50,000 euros,
Look at the kids, You see?
*-Peltier, I add it, the difference,
-Oh no, -NO,,,
-It will make us uncomfortable,
*-Yes Yes!
*Yes Yes,
*Here, here,
*Here it is,
*Okay that's good? It's good?
*Now you sign,
-So,
*-Well then!
*Congratulation, So it's my turn
*designate,
*It's going in the mail today, A check
*of 45,235
*and mine of 4,765,
*Peltier? -What?
*-Make good use of it,
"Sunflower" (Post Malone & Swae Lee)
-Good morning,
- The Minister will receive you, -THANKS,
Signal
*-Isabella, we would like to thank you
“for your gesture and your generosity
“towards our dispensary,
*You have a large corazén,
*-MUCHAS GRACIAS!
*Applause
A door opens,
-Welcome to the Quai d'Orsay,
-Excuse me,
-I understand,
I do that to a lot of women,
And to some men too, Jean-François,
- Peltier?
*-Mrs, Bailliencourt, what can I do for you?
- It's crazy what you did,
*-Ah good? Did you receive a message?
- How much did you give them?
*-50,000, I love round numbers,
“I told you, but you don't listen to me,
-You told them it was from me? Well, not only, but,,,
*-It doesn't matter where it comes from,
*In the administration, we think of others before we think of ourselves,
*That's how we were taught, right?
-The expression is a bit outdated,
but you are quite a number,
*-You are another one, I have also already told you,
I must leave you,
I'm on the job, I can make personal calls,
-You know that the purest genetic map is obtained by,,,
-Yes I know,
Leave us between men, If that's you, you'll get attached,
"Sunflower" (Post Malone & Swae Lee)
Subtitling: VDM
-Yes, So, as we have no more money for music,
because we spent it all,
I'm going to speak at the end of the credits,
I will accompany you, I will furnish, as they say,
SO,
So, For me, it was a great shoot,
I really had fun, because,,,
We went to lots of different places,
I made lots of new friends
among the technicians, the actors too,
You did see? There are still about fifty actors,
It's been great, Really,
Afterwards, I'm not saying, there's always one or two assholes,
Out of 50 people, you can't have only good people,
I have a theory about assholes,
I tell myself that you always have to see the glass half full in life,
It's that the asshole highlights good people,
That is to say, at the same time, I say to myself:
"Yes, he really pissed me off, shooting me in the temple,
"but those with whom I had good times, well,
“So that, I put a little cross on a stone, really,
"I will remember it with pleasure,"
If not, what else?
The canteen, we don't talk about it much, Very good,
Me, I like things that are a bit light,
I tend to throw myself on anything that,,,
It is true that at the beginning,
when I started in the cinema, I was not careful,
And suddenly, I could have a lasagna,
I like slightly rich dishes,
It's true that playing with a lasagna in the belly is not good,
It shows, it feels, We play pasty,
Me, as I was a director, I had asked for light meals,
And once in a while, when there was a birthday,
someone who left us,
to go on another better paid shoot,
we had a little farewell party
and there, I asked for something a little richer, a dish,,,
So, What did I say? The atmosphere, the canteen,,,
Great weather, Great weather,
So, I think I've gone around a bit,
And then, good shooting,
Well, I mean, good movie, No, you have seen it,
Good life,
We wish each other a good rest of life,
And for the older ones, good continuation and end of life, So,
See you soon,