Come on guys, hurry up,
- Mom, I can't find my makeup kit, - Don't worry, I'll put it away,
- And have you saved my nail polish too? - I have also saved them,
- And my tablet? - Take,
And,,, Grandpa isn't coming with us?
Grandpa? after which he messed up last year? No,
Poor grandpa, Mom, you are too spiteful,
What is spiteful?
Someone who holds a grudge,
Ah, so yes because mom saves everything,
Come on, come on, we can't be late for the train,
Really, I don't know what's wrong with Carlos but lately he's always late,
10 minutes to go get out the train We enter?
They are there!
We are here!
Hi guys,
I can't get used to this kid,
What's up, Fernando? This year you don't Have you brought your Chuskly lizard?
No, I brought my brother,
Oh Mother, He preferred the lizard,
Already, Me too,
Well, Come on guys, Everyone get on the train, let's go,
That we're out now Come on,
Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?
It's a joke, right?
Still resentful of what happened? But if in the end everything ended great,
And I tell you something, you will not be able to them you alone This year they have brought reinforcements,
I'm not going alone,
I go with a person much more focused than you,
At last, I have come by the hair,
Already,
Are you going to take it to him?
But if he was the one who was to blame for everything,
Of course I'm not going to take him,
He comes to see the children off, But, as always, late, Dad, they're already on the train,
So who's with you?
Someone much more responsible than you two,
Hello!
Suzanne? Unai's mother?
Better known as Susana la Flipada,
To give lessons you are,,,
We're not loonies obsessed with
pendulums, with the chakras, nor with Tibetan bowls,
That was a stage in his life but it's over,
Sorry, I've been late,
You don't know what it cost me find a taxi with the palindromic license plate,
It's a joke,
It happened right away but the numbers didn't add up to 11,
So I had to wait for another,
Clara, please tell Marcos that he gets off the train, I'll take it,
Come on, don't talk nonsense, Hello, Get out, See you later,
Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme, Om Mani Padme,
What's that?
This for the saint, To invoke a safe and prosperous journey,
Go, call within,
my goodness That Clara prefers to go with the rare one before with us,,,
Why did you tell him that I was to blame for everything?
If the most serious culprit was you,
I of what?
Well, that he found out,
Yes, yes,
With everything we've been through, So that he would never know,
Damn, I lasted as long as I could,
But your daughter is very smart,
In the end,,,she got it out of me,
We are already here, nothing new on the front, Mission accomplished!
Excellent, Any setbacks on the trip?
None, Absolutely,
The truth,,,
Okay, okay, okay, The truth is that your father
He got off the train before I went out to smoke,
And I went looking for him, and the train it was without us but with the children,
And then your friend arrived with her son and to hide we got into another train with him,
But they kicked us out, We faked an accident to go by ambulance to another station,
But we were late, so we went with
some hippies who left us in the field,
We kidnapped a drunk to steal his car,
We robbed a gas station, we The Civil Guard followed, we kidnapped them,
But now we we left them in the bush,
A gun fired at us and we ran into each other,
We walked to a farmer who gave us
he brought up the Asturias station where,
after firing into the air in middle of the Llechi field and almost
kill a cow, we arrive punctually to the exact time the train arrived with the children,
Dad!
Which had perfectly survived the pursuit of a deranged conductor,
No problem,,, at all,
And that is,,, the whole truth,
I was going to say that, honestly,,, is that you had pleasantly surprised me,
"Eventually she got it out of me," he says, Not even at the end of the sentence did you let her get there,
And now he prefers to go with that freak out than with us,
Well, I tell you that it's better to go with the mother that not what we did,
Load with the son's moron,
You're right about that,
In that,,, and in everything,
Attention, children,
Obviously, this trip is not going to be the riot of last year,
Each is assigned a seat, They are not interchangeable,
Each one will occupy his own and not will lift under any circumstances,
Exception made, of course, for situations of extreme urgency or force majeure,
such as dizziness, nausea or imperious need to go to the bathroom
in which case they will raise their hand and wait that one of the two responsible adults,,,,
that is, I, attend to her demand,
Any questions?
- Yeah? - What is imperative?
Very urgent, Continuous,
No complaints, no shouting, no a single kick in the front seat,
Anyone who breaks the rules,,,
my goodness You just need to read your rights, Luck,
Children,,, Children!
Anyone who breaks the rules will be reprimanded
and immediately confined in the wagon of silence,
Is a lie, You say that to scare us,
I don't think you bought a ticket for the wagon of silence,
You don't want to check it, Marisa, vidilla,
That thing about the wagon of silence,,, scares me a lot,
And it has to be,
Because it's a wagon where you can't blink not move a single muscle in your body
and the simple rub of the ass of the seat comes a 2 for 2 guy and he throws you off the train!
You are lying to us, That wagon does not exist,
As there is a wagon of silence, I take my Smartick and I go there to review math,
Calm down, Nacho, Breath breath!
How many times do I have to tell you that my name is Ignacio?
Oh, baby, son, what a jerk you are
Sorry, my son is not a peep, He is responsible, not like yours,
Now suddenly my son is no longer responsible?
How suddenly? He has never been!
You threw yourself last year saying that
my son was responsible for what happened,
Light man, The only one responsible for They almost put everyone in jail,
In other words, responsible after all, right?
Messrs, passengers, there is 1 minute left for the train to depart,
Good, Well,
Wait,,, Wait a minute, And Pablito?
-There she is, - Where?
There in front of your nose, hysterical,
But if it's out!
Hey, it's true, How clean is the glass,
What rennet has the child, son,
What did I tell you to stay still?
It's a bit of getting away,
Come here!
Pablito,,,
Clear!
Do not get off!
Boy, stay there!
What are you going to throw at me?
No!
No!!!
It just can't be,
- We ask for help? - Shall we ask for caffeine?
I can not believe it,
I mean, do you find it funny?
Yes, the truth is yes,
And what are you laughing at, chinchilla?
I'm going to call running,
- That! And stop the train! - No, I'm going to call your father, he's going to freak out,
To my father?
- Philip, - What's up?
You will not have abducted my daughter,
Dad, what's up?
- Worried, Everything okay? - Yes Yes, All perfect,
Nothing, it was to tell you that we have managed to get out everyone on the train, Oh, turns out it wasn't that hard,
Let's see, with this teacher, I've made it very easy for you,
Well that, See you later,
Nacho, Nacho, listen to me well,
Tell the conductor to stop the train immediately, Runs,
Mother, for starters, not me call Nacho, My name is Ignacio,
And to continue, Don't be overwhelmed,
We already went through this last year and there was no problem,
Let's see,
The train stops in Barcelona in 3 hours,
If you take a plane that takes exactly
1h 20min
it will give you time to reach your destination on time,
Don't be a peep and pass me to the conductor right now,
Clara, it's not my style but yes you set up a number call me,
I can go to yours and I tell what has happened,
Clear, calm, we know the procedure, Act naturally, stay out of trouble
and avoid reviewers, especially
if they are schizoid psychopaths with a phobia of children,
Mom, you are pale, Give yourself blush, Short and change,
How could this have happened?
Come on, woman, laugh, that has the grace of her,
His grace her?
If we are worse than Ricardo and Felipe,
Well, we are not that stupid like them, That we keep the portfolios,
So we buy a plane ticket and go,,,
Plane? Impossible,
I am terrified of flying,
Why do you think we were going by train?
I am the worst mother in the world,
Come on, don't beat yourself up, It is nobody's fault,
And what are we going to do now?
The train takes 7 hours to reach Perpignan,
We rented a convertible and we go quietly
like Thelma and Louise down the road with their hair blowing in the wind,
Maybe we ran into Brad Pitt at a gas station,
Already, And the boy?
- What a child? - That boy,
We put it in the box office the station and have his mother pick him up,
Clear, And that he knows that his other son goes alone on the train,
All year getting hide last year's shit and now this is happening to me,
Well, we bought pipes, at the box office
and we pick it up 15 days later after the camp,
Is the child there or is he in the metaverse?
What if a child calls his father and tells her everything?
What this is I doubt, He talks less than my molli,
Come on, Let's rent the convertible,
- That, that, Rent, - Whoever does not value does not fail loves,
Don't talk love, don't talk love,
Good morning,
- We need to rent a car urgently, - Convertible, 2 seats, large trunk,
- Well, not that big either, - Convertible? Double bed?
No, don't listen to him, uh,,, a average car, Of 5 seats, yes,
- Average? 5 seats? - But let it be good,
Well? 5 seats?
- To reach Perpignan before 7 hours, - Clear,
Well, that's going to be very complicated, huh? Because the fastest normal route is 8,
- It just can't be, - Yes look,
This is the most direct route, And that's how long it takes: 8 hours,
If you want to arrive earlier, you better take a plane in Barcelona and,,,
What a mania everyone, what a catch a plane, I am terrified of flying!
Peaceful, take this, Come on, what are they?
natural, Made in the herbalist,
Remove remove, Who knows what you put in there,
Oh yeah? Well, if you prefer, we confess everything
and that they go to collect the children Ricardo and your father,
Spider! Double!
I win!
Yo, last year it was more fun, because we could
do what we want in our cabin,
Already, And because I took my father's wallet,
- And we could buy caffeinated soft drinks, - And eat what we want,
It's true, we have to endure 7 hours inside the train without eating anything!
I'm jumping off the train right now,
Calm down, Fernando, Breath breath,
You stay here playing the loser, if you want,
I'm going with my Smartick to study a little,
No, we have to be together, We cannot separate,
OK, I stay,
Guys, you won't believe it, Look down the hall,
Very good, Well, enjoy the trip,
Children!
I am watching you closely,
Those damn kids are traveling alone,
Please come faster! What is going to catch us?
Now!
Don't worry, It's over, it's over,
- Come with us, - That?
Not me, Them, Those children are,,, delinquents!
Man, kids!
Now I'm throwing myself off the train,
How are you? How's that going? It's me, Lucas, Don't you remember me?
Yeah,,,
What a trip we had, huh?
- Have you dared to do another one? - Yeah,,,
Very good very good, That's very good,
Then I go to greet your parents, Where are they? In the cafeteria?
Yeah,,,
I remember the amount of nonsense that I did
last year thinking you were going alone without your parents,
Now I am in therapy, And it won't happen again,
Aww great! Because this year they are not,
Eh,,, It means that this year our mothers are there,
Oh sure, great, If that, normal, every year with some,
Well, Enjoy the trip a lot,
Hey, the pills don't do anything,
Hey, I'm super fast,
It takes a while to take effect, But be calm,
By the time the plane crashes you'll be super relaxed,
I'm hungry,
my goodness This child is like her brother,
Hey, why don't we bill him as a pet?
This is how we save a ticket and put up with it,
Already, I can see you
Sorry, There are super comfortable cages with breathing holes and all,
It seems bad to you all Things I say to keep it,
Excuse me, I urgently need a cage for
transport pets like this, Where have they been given?
In the store where I bought it,
Well, but they will lend it here, right?
I do not know? Have you seen me,,, I look like a stewardess?
No, But I have seen him look like a borderline Pisces,
I am leo,
Correct, A leo edge,
Well, I'm a Sagittarius, ma'am,
I knew it, A lying Sagittarius, And edge!
Do you think the reviewer has really changed and
Has he become nice or is he hiding to catch us?
I hope it's true because his partner
It doesn't look as nice as last year,
Are you still watching us?
Has he gone already?
- Did you drop this, miss? - Oh, yes, thanks,
You have to think of something, We can not be here waiting until they catch us,
It's true, We have to come up with something to get food,
That? I can't think on an empty stomach,
Behold,
And now what happens?
Turn around covertly and look at Mr, Nice that he told us before, Look at his wrist,
He has a briefcase with some handcuffs,
He is amazing, He fixed that he is a spy,
But what are you saying? I'm sure he's a teacher, Or,,, a scientist,
He had thought the same thing, Sure in the briefcase
he bears the formula of some great discovery,
Or something to feed the Third World,
And to transform air into protein, Or prevent disease,
Or a phosphorite makeup,
Well, we are here, Do you see how you were not going to die?
Already, The problem is when we take off,
,,,6-1 of the Airlands company and bound for Barcelona,,,
- Why are people so relaxed? - ,,,it will be 1 hour and 20 minutes,
I'm not going to last that long,
Relax, that's if we arrive, If we crash it will be less,
Oh, the stewardess is coming out, Watch out, watch out, huh?
Following international standards of civil aviation, we are going to carry out,,,
- ,,,is quite forgetful, - Man!
Listen up, the stewardess is speaking!
,,,oxygen masks and emergency exits, It is very important that they pay attention,
The belt will always remain fastened that the security sign is on,
This plane has 8 emergency exits, 2 in part
front, 4 on the wings and 2 on the back of the plane,
- Pay attention, - ,,,a luminous path will be illuminated in,,,
They talk about the emergency exit and you miss it,
Remember that the closest ones can be behind you,
Life jackets are in place under their seats, In case,,,
How are the people,,, It's really,,,
- What's happening? - Do you want to serve the stewardess?
When we go to kill each other, don't ask me,
Are you crazy?
Ah, am I stupid?
Let's see, smartass, where are the life jackets, huh?
Let's see, smartass, where's your brain, huh?
Oh, I've missed that, Hey,,,
Excuse me, can you repeat the,,,? Where is it blown from?
- In the cockpit will open,,, - That, Correct,
- ,,,compartments,,, - That you attend!
Heed all! What's going on!
- If that,,, - I'll attend if I feel like it,
Hey, look at her,
Hey, she's gone crazy, man,
Thank you for your attention and enjoy the flight,
Good, I think so,
Hello again,
what are you going To the coffee shop?
Yeah,
Well, look, I'll spend with you and that's how I greet your mothers,
It's just,,, they had to go to the bathroom,
Both at the same time?
Eh yes,
Well the normal,
It's just that the food from the cafeterias,,,
Want something?
Yeah, A hot dog, please,
Take,
Thank you,
My parents are there,
Oh, OKAY,
I have boarded the train and I have located it, He is sitting alone, He carries the briefcase,
I'm watching him, He won't be able to escape,
At last,
But with this it does not reach me,
Don't worry, it's for everyone,
What's the matter? Have you seen a ghost?
Wait, you're paler than my mother,
You are going to freak out Peek behind you, There is a man talking on the phone,
That yes he is a spy, He is watching the teacher,
- What teacher? Is there a teacher on the train? - Clear, The wise, The one with the briefcase
But where are we? Is he a sage or a teacher? Both things cannot be,
We have to tell the conductor, He briefcase with the formula is in danger,
But wait a minute, We don't know if he reviewer has changed, And can we trust him?
We have to risk it, The humanity is in danger, It is a matter of survival,
But Fernando,,,!
That? Mine was also a matter of survival,
Susana, the pills that you gave are crap,,,
Of course, now it's my fault that I I don't know how to make pills, not yours for being a pound,
That?
It is that we see the straw in the eye alien and we do not see the beam in ours,
And what happens that I'm a Libra?
Because we are in retrograde Mercury and that greatly alters your air sign,
And how does it affect you? so much fly making an air sign?
- I pee, - Again?
It's just that I didn't go before,
Well, you do it here! Don't go destabilizing the plane,
I pee
Come on, I'll take it, let us pass that a gentleman has sat here and has fallen asleep,
- No, I'm not going to remove my seatbelt, - Well, above,
If you had lent me the cage,,,
But boy, what are you doing in there for so long?
Come on out now!
But what are you doing, savage?
- Fuck! - I want to stay,
That you are going out through Zaragoza!
my goodness The child has tried to escape through the toilet cistern, We need a cage yes or yes,
Come on, Pablo, Sit in your seat, quickly,
Pablito, how do you feel?
But what are you doing, wretch? That you are going to throw the plane!
Stop it now!
Come on, for inside, Pablito, put on your seatbelt,
Messrs, passengers, traversed an area of ​​turbulence,
- Sorry for the inconvenience, - I warned you,
Let's see what you do, You do not know where are things or what to do!
Go back to your seats and fasten your seat belts,
No, don't tell them anything! That they kill themselves Let them all kill themselves!
Have attended!
Oh my gosh, you were right, Us We're all going to die except you,
My vest,,,
Why, if you don't know how to inflate it?
Ladies, please calm down, Now we are going to separate and leave,,,
I can't breathe,
My God,
That? Has the cabin been depressurized?
Oh, I can't breathe,
Put down the oxygen masks!
What's up?
- We are all going to die!!! - No! Don't listen to him! Nope!
- Can you talk one by one, please? - Yes, yes, yes, of course, of course,
- What are you doing? - You have to deliver personal effects, right?
That's in prison, I only take them
statement about what happened on the plane,
- Ah, so I don't have to deliver my jewelry? - No, You can keep your "jewels",
Sorry, It is the lack of experience, It's the first time they've stopped me,
Oh, I only know what I've seen in the films, It's all so exciting,,,
We continue,
Well, this Mrs, has fought with half a plane,
She tried to murder a flight attendant,
And of course, when she attacked me, Well, I have defended myself,
And we fight a bit,
Come on, I haven't done anything, I am a victim,
Besides, I have to be very urgently in Barcelona, I have a wedding,
- Oh, my God, what a serious thing, - I'm the bride!
I have the suit here, if you don't believe me,
My friends had fun taking me Farewell to Madrid, get drunk
and leave me stranded with the wedding dress and the return ticket, A laugh,
And I get married in some hours in Barcelona, And I have to get there,
It is that we also have to arrive because,,,
Because,,,
It's very important,
My goodness, what a moving story,
Calm down, we're going to take you as soon as possible,
- Really? Are they going to take us to Barcelona? - No ma'am,
We took them to the police station Let the National Police take over,
That?
Let's,,, Let's see, A second, uh hush
He can not do it, It's a matter of life or death to let us out,
Take pity on the child, who he hasn't eaten anything for hours,
Don't worry, we'll do charge of him and take him with his parents,
No, not that!
I mean, well, you don't have to,
The police will not release them until the judge has set bail,
And I think that won't be until tomorrow morning,
- No,,, - Are we going to sleep in jail?
- The good side,,, - This, This is my good side,
That?
For the mugshot, right?
Oh, or do you like this one better? Oh thank you thank you,
It is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me,
Will I be able to post the photo on Instagram later?
No,
Well,,, Let's see, let them put you in the jail and not being able to tell it,,, It's not cool,
Let's see, don't be offended, Cool but less, right?
It is that it is as if you are with Brad Pitt and you can't count it,
It is that you are not in jail,
Ah,,, Well then yes I can say it, because of brad
Pitt, I've never been with him but I'm counting it,
Had you started to say something on the good side?
Yeah,
The good side is that tomorrow morning at your
friend of hers will have already lowered whatever she has taken,
But hey, what about me? I have to get to my wedding,
You will probably avoid a divorce sooner
the first year, as happens in 70% of cases,
will save 12 months of decay into the abyss
asking every morning what she was thinking about when she got married,
And believe me, she'll ask you because if she thinks her marriage has
any chance of being a success is you more freaked out than your partner,
Come on guys, Don't be filmmakers, because someone has
looks bad does not mean that he is a dangerous spy,
- And the scientist's briefcase? - But what scientist? But,,,?
Look, In therapy we were taught that paranoia is the enemy of reason,
The same was a jeweler and he took the jewels there in his sample book so that he is not misled,
He doesn't have a jeweler's face, He has the face of a scientist,
But what kids,,,
So now you know what each one is for his face,
Let's see, come on, me, What do I have face?
Of not having put cream in life,
Boring?
Uh,,, Well, come on, go with your Mothers, I'm sure you're worried,
But why don't you believe us?
There's nothing to do, The therapy has cured him too much,
Is incredible, Last year whatNheavy saying we were going
alone, that we were alone on the train, and this year nothing is believed,
It's that we were alone on the train,
Yes, but he had no proof,
Exact, That is what we need, Evidence,
Three women and a minor on flight 48-15-16-33-42
from the airline Airlands to 11,50, altercation with a
crew member and subsequent forced landing,
Well, we're going to the Zaragoza downtown police station,
- Hey, and can't you expedite the judge? - I'm afraid not,
And how much do you think the bail will be?
With the mess they've made, with forced landing and subsequent
detriment to passengers, could be the thing about 30 thousand euros,
That? Well, I don't have that money!
Look, If you add what will save more from divorce paperwork
previous therapy to avoid it and the later to overcome it,
I assure you that with those 30 thousand euros you do not pay the state
expense that is being avoided, the arrest to return, listen to me,
Hey, and I say,,, Mmmm,,, How can we settle this?
Let's say, adding 500 euros more to make it for today?
What it adds is bribery offense that has already been committed,
How uncooperative, What sign are you?
Sick and tired with ancestry up to our noses,
Excellent, She has been pissed off, She's going to put me in the hole,
Girls, please, you have to enjoy the experience, which is still the best: the shower,
They put you against the wall and they give a pressure hose,
Is the most,
Haven't you seen it?
It is good for cellulite,
Well, they have a hit of luck, In the police station they have
to bring other detainees and the judge is going to see them today,
- Sign here, - But they will shower us, right?
Yes ma'am, After massage and aromatherapy,
I don't see this woman very dressed, She has touched us the scholarship,
my goodness If I don't have that money, The judge won't let me out,
Relax, I have a plan,
That this she has remained soup,
Ah, it's what I gave him to sleep,
As it is Libra it takes time to take effect,
A pound is not unbalanced,
Yes, Okay, okay, don't worry, I already have a plan
but I need reinforcements at the Barcelona station,
That briefcase is not going to escape us,
We were right, They go after the scientist, He has told everything by phone,
- We have to tell Lucas, - But if he hasn't paid any attention to us,
- Now he will do it to us, - Now yes? And because? Because of your pretty face?
No, For this,
I have recorded your entire conversation with my mobile,
Come on, Let's tell Lucas,
Come on, let's go,
And are you going to take us like this, without handcuffing or nothing? This is not serious,
Yes I am going to handcuff them, It's the protocol,
Goodness,
Because I told him that if not it does not fall,
Who was going to tell me that you were the rope?
- Nothing, No sign of Lucas anywhere, - Nothing, It's not there,
- We could tell another reviewer, - No, it scares me,
There's Lucas!
- Luke! - Luke!
Listen, And I say that if the judge he sees today he will charge us less, right?
That?
Man, for prompt payment,
When you pay the fine on the spot, half is forgiven and if the judge sees us before,
Well, before we pay and if we pay before we have to reduce the price,
I know my rights,
Yeah? Well, you have the right to stay, silent and has not used it for 1 second,
I also have the right to call,
Well, call whoever you want, that she has a cell phone, piece of freak,
Oh,,, oh, really,,,
Are you going to call a lawyer?
To a lawyer? So that? I will call to the tourist office of Zaragoza,
Well, since they're going to release us sooner, Well, let's take advantage and see the Pilar, right?
Guys, we have to find another reviewer and tell him everything,
Yes, As soon as the thief leaves, we look for him,
He doesn't see us,
Is he fixing his mustache?
Good, She will meet the impostor and she will catch him,
Come on,
They are in cahoots!
What are they coming?
Ready, They get on at the Barcelona station,
Good, I wait for you in the door and let them up,
Stay in the next carriage, I cover the cafeteria,
OK, Well, we close the tour like this, Yes, three people and a child,
You don't sign up, do you?
A tour, Weren't you in such a hurry?
Well, It's not that bad either, Rush they are more of a pisces and a gemini,
Is that the Pillar?
Yeah,
Open the door right now! Or I nail the pen to the boy!
- Shall I open? - Of course not,
Open the door, I'm crazy, huh!
Man, she's crazy,
Open up!
What are you doing?
Out of here! circulate! I can't open the door!
What have you missed? On Tour?
move away!
- Not a word of this to anyone, - Yes, yes, I know,
This one is going to mess up when she wakes up,
I do not understand why, Because to her what
scary are planes and this is not,
Welcome to Zaragoza from heaven, TO on your right you can see the monument of El Pilar,
- dating from 1681, It is a monument,,, - Hey, What if I take off his glasses?
So when he gets up, he sees less,
Look at the girl, she has served for something, Come on,
- ,,,residence of Muslim kings during,,, - Yes Yes! Very interesting!
Look how beautiful! How beautiful the Ebro!
Hey, You will not have gone too far with the dose of those pills that he gave them,,, and he died,
Hopefully, because when i wake up the one who is going to kill me is me,
You don't know what the Libras are like vengeful, A pound does not free you,
AHA,
But if the one that is going to kill you is me,
You have me here for air tourism in Zaragoza and I'm getting married in an hour and a half,,, in Barcelona!
Daughter, calm down, we're already on our way the second part of the plan, You will see,
Bring,
Go away,
Go to my site,
,,,local politician,
It has been a fortified enclosure, an Aragonese house, a jail of the Inquisition and seat of the Courts of Aragon,
Yes, very interesting but also we would like to see what
You usually don't see people, The monuments of the outskirts,
The outskirts of Zaragoza?
Yes, Like,,, for example, the Sagrada Família,
But that is Barcelona,
Oh, what in Barcelona? But on the outskirts of Zaragoza,
Come on, man, what does it cost you come closer, while we are?
I don't have a flight permit for Barcelona,
- Please, it's a matter of life and death, - No no no no, Me to Barcelona, ​​sorry,,,
Life or death for you! Either it brings us closer to Barcelona or I don't answer, eh!
I'm very crazy!
I am a very dangerous madman,
What is this? some wives or a horse racing? I'm very crazy!
OK! I approach her, I bring it closer, I really do!
Come on, You don't go,
We can't let the professor be robbed,
Already, But then what do we do?
OK, i will say one thing That I never thought I'd say
I'm going to call my mother,
How odd, She doesn't catch me, What will she be doing?
Excellent! We are already here! Look at the beach!
- See how easy? - But where do you expect it to land?
There, Approach the water and there the we launch, as in Survivors,
But how are we going to launch? That we are handcuffed!
Oh, daughter, how heavy you are, Hey, you're not a pisces,
No, I'm Houdini, don't I hump you?
Susana, the child is looking at me,
Suzanne,
Kid, don't be a devil, huh?
But,,,
What's that?
He has stolen the keys from the Civil Guard,
Very good, Pablo! Less escapism and more kleptomania,
- Come on! - No no no, No!!
Come on, jump!
Don't shoot me, thank you!
Listen! But they leave the child!
No, thanks! Keep it for yourself, for the inconvenience!
Call her again, see if she picks it up now,
Nothing, He doesn't take it,
Well, send an audio,
Mom, she listens carefully, She is going to commit a crime on the train,
In a while we will arrive to the Barcelona station,
There are going to go up some delicious to commit the robbery,
We have to stop it!
Mom, very important, bring me the pink pintauñas, I cut and change,
take We are already in Barcelona's playita,
Carrer Til·lers,
- The bread with tumaca, - I kill you i kill you
- Sun sun, come see me come see me - I kill you
Sun sun, come see me that I'm cold
Oh, they killed me,
Taxi,
Mine!
Taxi?
of course How will it stop? If I look like the girl on the curve,
Taxi?
- Taxi, - Taxi!
- Taxi! Taxi! - What is he doing?
- Taxi! - Taxi,
- Shit!
- Taxi! - Cab!
Remove!
Hello, To the train station, please, quickly,
- No, Get off this, If you try,,, - No! To the church of Santa Ana, please,
No, To the train station,
- To the station, - No! To the church of Santa Ana!
Two against 1! To the station,
Look, the church is on its way of the station, I can take them all,
- To have said it, Come on, - Really men, what breaded,
- And that you say it, - Pull,
Train destination Perpignan to the right,
I do not see anyone, Neither your mother nor her friend,
Let's get off the train and notify the police,
And if they have gone up and we have not seen them? Shall we let them go alone on the train?
Well, nothing happens, Which they have done with us, right?
Like your father last year, doesn't it bother you?
- I remind you that it was your grandfather's fault, - Stop your nonsense and look,
They go without suitcases,
I'm sure they're reinforcements for the bad guy,
They have a gun,
And they go for the teacher,
Please, the zipper,
Are you sure that the church is on the way to the station without turning off?
Sure,
Hey, don't you want the kid to wear the rings?
My cellphone, He sure is my boyfriend,
No no! But don't take it!
That the police can locate it!
What are you saying?
I would like to talk to my children, But I can not,
Too close to get caught now,
Love!
Esther, where are you? We are all waiting,
You're coming, aren't you?
Of course I'm going, love, if I'm two streets, I have caught a traffic jam,
OK, The priest says that he cannot wait any longer, that he has another wedding later,
As? Pass me to the priest,
That?
Give me the priest!
Daughter, it is normal to have doubts, We already talked about this in the premarital course, There is no need to fear,
But you don't have to have the priest either waiting for an hour!
No, excuse me, father, If I arrive now I'm two streets away There is no doubt here,
We're going to do something, why don't you put the mobile in hands-free and it is starting?
But how am I going to start the ceremony in those conditions?
Well yes, I hear you perfectly, He will see that for him I do want it, it's here,
I really can't with my villa,
We are gathered here,,,
Come on, pull, please! Quick, quick!
I speak slowly to give it time to get to you,
No, no, if I was telling him to the taxi driver Strip!!!
Go,
We are gathered here,,,
For!
I know what I have to say, You don't have to sign me up!
For,,,!
unite in holy matrimony,,,
But what are you doing?
But what do I do?
Look, it's over,
Shit,
There is no way, They don't take it,
Well, the layover was 15 minutes and 10 have already passed,
Maybe they entered by some wagon of back, The whole train needs to be checked,
We are going to split up, Us let's go from the cafeteria
back and you for the other side, okay?
- OK, - OK,
Who is this?
- The boyfriend, - Not mine,
He is the one from the next wedding, I told him he had another,
And the girlfriend is not there?
No,
Well, give me this one!
There are no more places to look on the train, They will be out,
They are there!
- Mother! - Clear!
Mother!
Mother,
We have screwed up,
No, Now that we are here we are going to look for the others and let's stop the theft, okay?
Yeah!
OK,
Run Run!
Can't, I can not, I can not,
And now that?
Hey?
We will rent a car until perpignan, It will take the same as the train,
There is not enough money in cash to rent,
And we can't use the card because the police would track us down,
We are fugitives from justice, Let's see if it enters your head,
oh yes I still can not believe it,
Hey, and now that I fall, about the helicopter I paid with the card,
That?
Well that's it,
We are located, Hey, I give up,
I pee,
Again? If we haven't even given you water since the last time you went to the bathroom,
It's true,
I'm thirsty,
Shut up, chinchilla! Having drunk on the beach, what you had the whole sea to yourself! I swallowed half,
Oh Lord, Let's see if I know the child is going to make us sick,
Go, Let's find a bathroom we dried a little and we will call
to the authorities to go to wait for the children at the station,
That's it, It's over, Of course we are worse than my father and Ricardo,
No wait, we can't surrender now, that we have come this far,
If all is lost, leave me use the last resort,
I never thought that I will say this,
What do you want?
Hello darling, What a joy to hear your voice,
Can you make me a Bizum?
Let's see, let's see, wait, wait,
You want me to send you a Bizum,
But what have you smoked?
Yes, do the Bizum but at the another account, that I cannot use the card,
That I am in a very big problem,
Let's see, let's see, tell me, what for you everything is a problem,
I'm a fugitive on the hunt and capture for force landing
from an airplane, threatening to kill a policeman and hijack a helicopter,
Damn, what a problem, mama,
With the one I have here, they beat me up at Call of Duty,
and your problems are more than GTA, you know? So,,, cut your nonsense,
Come on,
Let's go to the bathroom, Because I'm shitting on everything,
I do not enter here, which is the girls',
Yes of course, to escape again, escapist! Get over there!
Dry it, I have to pee running,
This has more power than the tanker of the plane!
Hello good,,,
I've seen a new widower which is not bad at all,
Oh no, But if it's for me,
I've had it under control since the last trip, That the woman was already about to pat her down,
How quiet you had it,
If you think so, I'll tell you what I already had
seen, If not, why do I sign up for the Perpignan trip?
Well let's hurry up because as it goes the bus without us, neither for you nor for me,
Oh well wait, I have to pee,
Lady, oh, would you do me the favor of staying with the suitcase for a moment watching it?
- Yes of course, - Hey thanks?
Have you heard?
The fact that?
Give me the belt,
That?
I can't believe what we do,
Another crime is not going to get us out of criminal,
- Come on, hurry up, we're missing the bus, - But how am I going to hurry up?
- If we carry a 40 kg child in the suitcase, - Oh, there he is! Perpignan!
- Wait! - Oh,,, Wait,
oh help me that they have left locked up here
Help! Get me out of here!
- Sorry, sorry, We were in the bathroom, - Come on, Always the same,
The milk, What is he wearing here? It weighs at least 40 kg!
What was that?
My hip, son, every day I have it worse, Come on, do me a favor, help me get on the bus,
Come on,
Oh, I'm dispatched,
Hey! Before sitting down, take a number,
The fact that?
for the bathroom, So they don't ride a standing row with the bus running,
When he's free, I'll turn,
OK,
Let's sit separately, So they don't relate to us,
And that?
Let's see, what is so important what did you have to tell me?
We don't want to scare you, But there are some people in
train with a very purpose of course: steal his briefcase,
Well thank goodness you didn't want to scare me,
- You have to hide as soon as possible, - We haven't figured out where yet,
The thing is not easy, And this is a train,
It's true that,,, it's not easy,
Oh, it's going to be true about the tails, I should have gone to the bathroom at the station,
Don't worry,
I have the following number,
If you want, my prostate is fine, huh?
Thank you,
Hey, you, you've sneaked in, That you're not even 50,
What are you coming? To stay with our men?
No, no, That,,, I,,, I've had a facelift,
- I'm sorry but you can't go to the bathroom, - That?
I think I've stuck it,
You have to stop! The bathroom is clogged!
I don't stop! Not by bathroom or by anyone!
It has to stop, we have to go to the bathroom!
Stop it!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
No no no no no, No no no, Don't stop, huh!
I have compresses for loss of urine Who wants?
- Stop it! - Stop it!
Alright! Unemployment! But only 5 minutes!
Come on, come on down,
And you? Doesn't go down?
No, If I have been comfortable,
Hey, what's wrong with this people? We've been here for centuries!
That's why I didn't want to stop,
Come on, I've done it in nothing!
If nothing comes out!
We can't stop again, huh?
"We can't stop again,"
- I'm going to unclog the bathroom, - We're not coming,
We will not arrive,,,
She's over,
Where are you going?
Again?
Do you want to be on time?
Are we going to leave all these old men lying here?
Not everyone, We take this one, Yeah they were right, that we stole from men,
Hey! But that it does? Get me out of here!
I'm sorry but we're in a hurry!
Don't lock me in with this!
I'm really sorry!
What's happening? What's happening?
- Can you drive this? - Yes, woman, calm down!
The bus is leaving!
Shit! It has stalled!
Try to rip it off, try to rip it off!
Can't!
It has stopped! Come on!
Wait for me!
What are they coming? What are they coming?
My God, they look like Walking Dead,
Let's go!
This,,, Pablito,
Pablito!
Pablito,
Pablito, come here,
Pablito,
Come here,
Some zombies are coming for us,
Run Run!
I thank you very much for your help,
I have an idea,
I hope it works,
Come in,
- Come on,,, - Come on,,,
how cool
But what do you do? You can't get in here!
You will see, It is that the children It's exciting to see how a train works,
Already, But here you can not enter,
Excuse me, sir, but it is an emergency situation,
You have to stop the train,
But what does it say? That is impossible, Get out of here!
I wouldn't want you to force me you to use violence,
Stop the train right now,
Yes sir,
I have passed the command to centralized traffic control,
Now it's impossible to do nothing from here I'm sorry,
Don't worry,
- Car, car! stop! - Car, car! stop!
stop!
Well, I'm going to look for cover,
Didn't you say we couldn't call?
Well, Now, from lost to the river, I need to talk to Nacho,
Here comes another car!
stop! stop!
How unsupportive people are, It's not for one,
Hey, what if I show him a little bit of muscle?
What do you want? That they stop or that they run more?
I can't believe how people are,
But if we have a child,
What a good idea,
Child, come
Stay here,
And don't move no matter what, And I give you a very cool present, OK?
You will see,
Two stripes,
Nacho, take it,
take it,
Nacho!
Mother? Mother?
From now on, only I speak here,
Understood?
Nacho?
Nacho!
Shit, The coverage,
Pablito, get out of there!
That's not going to work, It seems that she does not know him,
Stay here!
Reverse psychology,
Pa,,, Pa,,, Pablito, come here!
Pablito, get off!
Pablito!!!
You see it? I'm going to talk to him,
But what has happened?
Haven't you explained what's going on?
Yes, And she has offered to drive us,
- And then? - Because he's a pisces,
- That? - Yes aunt,
And what is? I mean, Have you let him go because he's a pisces?
Because I don't trust Pisces,
Susana, we are in a desperate situation!
I already know it! And I try to fix it, that's why I asked him
the ascendant but is leo, and I'm not there, no, Not that way,
I can not believe it,
Me neither, aunt, It is the only car that stops And he's a Pisces with a Leo ascendant, Bad, all bad!
I mean, and on top of that, you stop a guy that the ascendant of him is known,
- No, i did not know, - Pussy,
I have deduced it, Through the arch of the eyebrows,
Look, Did you know? No more nonsense,
my goodness The one from the soap opera,
Who?
How are you going?
Do you come here a lot?
We are sorry, We need help,
We have got,,,
Let's talk for a bit, Let's have our Thelma and Louise moment,
She is Thelma, I Louise, You Brad Pitt,
- Who is the one who got involved with Brad Pitt? - Shut up,
Can you take us to France?
Clear, I can take you with no problem,
- Speak Spanish, - Yes, I'm moving to Spain,
You do very well, Spain is beautiful!
The Spanish tortilla, the salmorejo, the ham,,,
The kisses that I give you are not given to you by anyone, That is why you will always stay by my side,
It's just a moment, That I move the boxes back,
No, it's not necessary, We can go directly, It's that we're in a hurry,
Clear,
I will go ahead, She will go behind with the child, for that is her son,
OKAY, OKAY,
Sorry?
Oh, he is very good, I am very alone,
And I also,
Yes, but you have more time to be good than to me, Come on,
I have always been told that I could be a soap opera star, What do you think?
Ssss,,, Yes,
I knew it,
What sign are you?
But,,,?
- Come on, Get down, - What happened?
Don't say he's also a Pisces,
She has kicked me out of the truck,
That?
- But why? - Because he has messed with me, Come on, Below,
Sorry, Really, I just wanted to calculate you the ascendant, forgive us, Forgive me,
Sorry, No,
Come on,
Look, handsome, Your keys,
Que?
My godness,
Where will the keys be?
Damn it,,,
Where,,,?
I'm going to Portugal,
Let's see, Romero, is it not we have noticed
that it's not me who does it go inside this suit?
Don't worry, Release Navals, do not do anything
What to regret, that everything has an explanation,
I don't want to hear any explanation,
Well I do, how can i not go to want? What you have to do is listen,
Listening is how one finds out of things, So go ahead with the explanation,
I tried to explain it to you before but I didn't you believed, That's why I had to immobilize you,
Ah,,, So it's true that,,,
Yes, I am a secret police,
Yeah man, And I'm the sheriff County, Doesn't it bother you?
Look, I'm not going to leave you my uniform, What's more, I'm going to report everything,,,
I'm sorry but I can't stop jeopardize the operation,
Come on,,, Well, look at it,
Romario is collaborating with us,
In other words, you are a secret police,
How quiet you had it,
I? No, no, man, no,
Let's see, He asked me to help him because Since he didn't have a ticket, why?
let him on the train, Me too I am here contributing my grain of sand,
Call me Watson, call me Robin, Call me,,, Mortadelo,
And,,, so these thugs?
He couldn't stop them without reinforcements, that's why I rode
a device to do it on the scale of Barcelona,
My goodness,,, A year in therapy And they're still going to drive me crazy,
But what has that man done?
Bring the original manuscript of The ingenious hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha,
The one from Cervantes?
No, the one from Pérez Reverte, didn't I tell you?
His intention is to get him out of the country,
But I'm going to avoid it,
Wow,,,
I know,
Whoops, Great, There is already coverage, Let's see,,,
Do I have a voice note from Nacho?
Mom, listen carefully,
- A crime is going to be committed on the train, - That?
In a while we will arrive to Barcelona station,
There some criminals are going to get on to commit the robbery,
We have to stop it!
Mom, very important, Bring to me the pink nail polish Cut and change,
Let's see what this is,
The mobile he calls is turned off or out of coverage at this time,
Let's see if it's true,,,
But how are they going to be in danger? If you have talked to him,
These are things that are invented to get mad at you,
They also did it to Ricardo last year, You do not remember,
with the photo with the ketchup faking blood?
Oh, that's right, yes,
Come on, woman, In danger, she says,
Open immediately, Morris!
- Immediately! - Can't open the door like before?
No, He can't open it, He is already,
It's all over! We got you!
We got you!
What you have is a very serious problem,
I am not alone!
I'm with some "little friends"!
Relax, kids! I'm here!
- Lucas, help! Lucas, Lucas,,,! - Lucas, help! Lucas, Lucas,,,!
Release the children!!!
For starters, stop pounding the door, It's very disgusting,
You have to get the train to stop,
Oh, And I need a car for my getaway!
With enough capacity to me and my "little friends",
Don't talk nonsense! We will catch you before you arrive to the border! There is no escape!
Does not have it!
Well, from this moment on, every 10 minutes that pass
without having obeyed my order, one of these children,,, Kaput!
"Kaput" it will not be that,,,
Oh, how handsome, aunt, We are going to get, We are almost in France,
Oh, I already feel like glamour, It's even hard for me to vocalize, look,
I heard you know, Carolina Herrera,
You see it?
Already,,,
No, it can not be!
The Turk must have called them, What a rude guy,
If you can't trust any man,
You should get rid of dating apps,
So, what can we do now?
What do we do? Well, the profiles of the guys appeared
the evaluations of other women to know what to expect,
But what are you saying?
Go on, shut up,
I didn't come this far to get caught,
How handsome, aunt, You're finally cool,
They still follow us,
Already,
Shit, A cliff!
Oh, little girl, and are you going to shit now for that, with everything we've already been through? Come on, squeeze him!
That's it,
- So far we have come, - Let's jump into the ravine,
- But how are we going to throw ourselves down a ravine? - Yes, Like Thelma and Louise,
Oh, daughter, how bland you are, What about you too? do you want to throw yourself? What is fun?
You see? The boy also wants to jump, The only bland here is you,
We are two against one,
Come on, come on, come on, Go ahead!
It's just that you never play along with me, huh?
Ah, they are already there,
Come on? Are you coming with me?
Please, come back, we have to pick up
to the children and we are already very close,
I haven't heard anything after "ma'am", What are you doing, aunt, if you're my age?
If what she wanted was revenge, why hasn't she called
to her cronies and have some of us detained here?
For starters, law enforcement officers we don't have buddies, That's you,
Obviously we wouldn't tell anyone, the ridiculous we have done,
Yes, We had enough last year, that we were the laughingstock of the entire Civil Guard,
Oh yeah?
With saying that we had to move from Asturias to Zaragoza to avoid the embarrassment,,,
And what happened?
Nothing, A bunch of freaks, With a teenager crazy about
ringleader, who kidnapped us and they left us stranded,
Well, that's enough chitchat!
Well this is your chance to earn points,
There are some very dangerous thieves on the train, If you stop them, you get the glory,
Please, let's go for the children, we check that are fine, we put them in
the camp bus and then we stop and everything you want,
Please roll up,
Do you know how difficult it is for single mothers to reconcile
childcare with the crime? Take charge,
Please, Listen to me,
Let's see, I know that what we have done is fatal, But we are not criminals, We are mothers,
My children are on a train road to Perpignan, Only
I need to arrive, receive them and put them on a bus,
And thus be a little less bad mother,
Look at you, it's not easy Raise two children by yourself,
IM doing the best I can,
But if they arrive at the station,,,
and there is no one there,,,
It's going to be the worst thing I've ever done to them,
Thank you!
Thanks for helping!
Thank you! Thank you! Thanks for helping!
- Thank you, - Could you put on the siren?
- Eh, yes, we're going in a bit of a hurry, - Well, how cool is everything, huh?
oh thanks!
Thank you,
I see you don't take me seriously,
Well, I'm going to keep my promise!
Who wants to be the first?
It's all over, Morris, Are you making things very difficult,
Don't you realize that I have the upper hand?
That if you do not comply with my will, will I take ahead of all these filthy children?
Has he called us filthy?
We are six, And he is only one,
But what are you saying? He is older and carries a gun,
Don't you dare touch those kids!
He Open the door!
Open the door!
What has merit is that you have found us,
Going around more than a one-armed man rowing,
Man, among the cards credit, mobile calls,,,
You see it?
And the trail of old people have been leaving for
the road,,, It's been like following breadcrumbs,
We also left a hot guy,
The Turk, what a zamarro
- Have you seen it? - Yes, Thank you,
Behold! There's the border!
He won't give us time, It is very far,
Yes, aunt, we're going to get it,
Oh Lord, I think I'm getting dizzy,
No, woman, that's not it, You are languid from being in France,
In France everyone is languid, Don't you see it in perfume ads?
Oh Caroline Herrera,
Oh, des baguettes, champagne Bottier, Oui, oui, c'est moi, Moët and Chandon,
- Open the door! - No!
I'm going to count to 10!
And if you don't listen to me,,,
will see consequences!
10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Very good,
Well, I'm going to start with the little ones,
The little ones? fuck the older, who have already lived longer,
Already!!
- Now you are going to see! - Take!
stand aside!
- Luke! - Luke!
How cool!
Don't worry, We are police,
Well, you're late, He's already hit me, huh?
You're under arrest, Morris,
Arrested,
Well, you already saw how they are your friend the scientist spent,
As in therapy, which always They said: "appearances are deceiving",
Like me last year, when I thought you were traveling alone,
- It's that we were traveling alone, - And this year too,
Go, go with your mothers, they will be worried
Oh hey, and not a word nobody about this, huh?
But,,,
And the formula?
It's a book?
It's a book!
It's a manuscript,
Original,
From Perez Reverte,
Fortunately it is intact,
This is a World Heritage Site,
The original Don Quixote,
- Wow! - Wow!
Come on, I'll take off your handcuffs,
Ah, but is she going to let us go?
Yeah,
Go find his children,
I also know what it's like to deal alone with children,
Because your ex's face is rolled up with a 25-year-old girl who doesn't even know himself
how he could flirt with the look of Pot-bellied garrulo that lacks a boil,
It's not that I'm not interested in his story, but it's just that,,,
Go, go,
Thank you,
She's not 25, She's 26,
Oh well,,, Everyone has already left,
Is it that they couldn't wait for us even 1 minute?
What are you doing here?
They have to evict,
It's just,,, my children used to come here on these solo seats, Haven't you seen them?
Yes, And they've already been taken away,
How did they take them? Who?
Don't know,
- Some men, - That?
Some men?
No!
Pablito!
- Mother! - Mother!
Fernando!
- Oh, my children! - Mother!
Are you OK?
Let's see, Nachete, what is that about a,,, crime that you told me in the message?
- Nothing, mom, It's just that we got bored on the train, - Already, Well we'll talk,
AND,,,
you?
What are you doing here?
We have come to help you,
It's been a little walk, huh?
With time to go to McDonald's,
It's that you should have seen them,
They had not eaten,
- You don't know everything we've been through, - Well, come on, I,,,
But we have been about to die,
They have taken us hostage,
Well, the same as me,
To the bus, come on,
Bye, dad, Bye,
Have fun!
Goodbye, grandfather,
Marco, that's enough for you, huh? tell him your father and Felipe,
We agreed that if the train didn't stop you would shut up,
It was not me,
But then, how did you find out?
We have our contacts,
You see it? What a problem, mama,
With the one I have here, they beat me up at Call of Duty,
and your problems are more than GTA, you know?
So,,, cut your nonsense,
But who wants you to do a bizum? If you don't have a hard
My mother, who is a fugitive from Justice, She says she's on a manhunt for provoking
the forced landing of an airplane, threatening a death police and hijack a helicopter,
For me she is not on the train,
What we are going to have fun,
I can't believe it, huh? This It happens to me for giving birth to a Pisces child,
Well, I gave birth to a criminal,
What value,
You have not given birth to anyone!
If you had told us something, we could have given you some advice,
Silly,
Clear, Your father and I are authentic experts in fleeing from Justice,
It's that I hallucinate My goodness,,,! The men explain to you how
you have to screw it up because they have screwed them better before you,
Well yes,
But, madam, what have you to do with this?
No, I nothing, I,,, It's that she was going to catch the train, I'm from Cuenca,
Already,
Bye bye!
Well, Hey, Mission accomplished, Children packed towards the camp,
Well,,, We have rented a car, So we take you,
No!
- You and I are going to rent,,, a convertible, - Oh really?
Of course I do, Thelma,
I love you Louise,
Let's go,
- Hey, Thelma is the pretty one, isn't she? - Sure,