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What do you see?
Probably a girl turned three quarters,
What if her ear turned into an eye,
and her cheek into a nose?
What do you see now?
The foreground image moves to the background, forgotten,
And now something you hadn't even noticed is in the foreground,
I see her! An old,,,
lady,,, a witch, So?
I don't understand what this has got to do with anything,
You don't see the nice image you had of the other anymore,
And you ask yourself: 'How could I be in love with this person?'
The point is to understand what broke the lock,
How's sex?
- How was it? - Oh god,,,
One year ago, I don't,,, remember anymore,
It's been two months, tops,
- Oh, yes, Once, in one year, She,,, - Stop playing the victim!
She'd got the job on TV, she was finally happy,
and she must have thought 'we're doing it tonight!'
- I still got the hormone drop, - She's never in the mood,
- And before, she was pregnant, - Exactly! It's not peachy, you know
- with twenty pounds here, - And now she feels fat, Look at her,,,
- she's not fat, - I don't like myself, alright?!
Plus, If I feel like it it means I like it,
It's about respecting myself,
My image of myself, not your image of me,
I,,, this thing,,, do you get it?
Because I don't get its meaning, in our language,
So I must,,, I must be stupid,
And then there's this impossible thing that he wants to sell the house
and move out of town, you know?
Knowing perfectly well that it would be hell for my job,
Ahem,,, just to limit the expenses,
A rough patch, That's all,
Let's say that at 45 he still doesn't know what he wants to be
when he grows up a physician or a mad scientist,
Sorry, what's this got to do with anything?
Putting these issues aside
if you had to open up to your partner about your feelings
what would you say?
I's weird to share a home with someone that I don't know anymore,
who doesn't,,, who doesn't talk to me,
That I'd like to talk to her very much,
but that it's impossible because she is always angry,
And she's never happy with what I do,
I'd be happy if you were a little more on my side - But how can I?
- You never support me, - How can I?
I get back from work dog tired, and she hands me the children,
she gets on the phone or at the computer,,,
Sorry but you get back whenever you want in the evening,
if you've got work to do, even late at night - I do night shifts,
- May I speak?! May I speak?! - Speak, by all means,
Thank you, In the morning I wake up, I take the kids to school,
I get to the studio, I have the live broadcast,,,
- My morning shift starts at six, - The editorial meeting, then I get out
I get the kids from school, we go back home,
Snack, homework, bath, number one, number two,
OK
OK, our time is up,
As a first session, it went really well,
All this externalizing the conflict is positive,
Now you've got to learn to listen to each other,
"En", inside,
"pathos", pain, feeling,
From the Greek "en-pathos": empathy,
The quality of a relationship
is based on the ability to get in the other's shoes,
to really understand his or her needs and main desires,
For the invoice, my secretary's in the other room,
- Goodbye, - Goodbye,
- Thanks, uh, Thank you! - Goodbye,
What did she say, what'd the Greeks do?
Suffered,,, with passion, how is it?
The old lady's all I needed, I bet you she'll be in my dreams tonight,
- Where's your car? - Mine's there,
HUSBAND AND WIFE
- One or two? - One,
Good, Sit and wait, please,
I'm sorry, it could be a little cold,
Take a deep breath,,,
again,,,
- Rossini, so? - Out,,,
What are you doing here?
Your contract hasn't been renewed yet, huh,,,
If you're here, doctor It's better, You can lie down,
La Satta? Fine? The CT scan?
Negative, One pull, tops,
- And Brancati wanted to operate? - Uh-huh,
Brilliant!
- Vittoria, the schedule, - Not now,
So, we're almost there: tomorrow is the big day
for the most recent addition to our board
Sofia!
- Good morning, - Good morning,
Good morning doctor, I'm not sure you remember,,,
I'll be sharing the ward with you today - We'll be sharing
- the ward with you, - Shall I follow you to the ward?
Come, come - Actually I was in charge of the patient,,,
But doctor,,, I was in charge of Mr, Magli too,
Doctor?
Have we also finally found a title for your segment Sofia?
'And man created woman'
Or better, the image, the role, everything society expects of a woman,
And, ironically, we are the ones giving birth to men,
And, by the way, with atrocious pain,
Which leads to the logical conclusion that not only is God man,
Mother Nature must be too,
Tommy!
If we show the patient a picture of a yellow duck,
this is the wave of impulses triggered by the neural network,
This picture,
when the patient sees it, triggers
this type of brainwaves,
Basically,
by recording the different types of brainwaves,
our device which we called Charlie,
will create an expansive database,
When we will ask the patient to recall
one of these images here we're still looking at our yellow duck
Charlie will record the brainwaves
and decode them, because it knows them already,
And so it will read
the thoughts,,, the mind of those patients
who may have lost the ability to communicate verbally,
You understand the many and varied outcomes
the research by Dr, Accotò and myself can have,,,
,,,I mention the chance of making some money,,,
and we butter them up, What do you think?
What do I think? Why don't you suggest
actually testing the machine on one of the board members at some point,
Well, it's a risk,,,
Yes, you'd risk it, But imagine,,, the effect? Huh!
Try again,
Go, Pick a card,
Think,
Two tangerines and,,,
- a broom, - Not exactly,,,
OK
A man watering plants,
Metaphorical, metaphorical,
Well,,, but more or less, no?
We're missing something,
It's a computer, This is a fucking computer,
It's not like a human brain that interprets things It is a computer,
What'd you just say?
Uh,,, uh,,, nothing, that you connect a human brain
- to a non-human brain, that is, to a computer,,, - Say it again,
That you connect a human brain to a non-human brain,
Want to know why I hang out with you?
Because sometimes a modicum of intelligence makes its way
between those ears of yours You're a genius!
If we,,, connect two brains
and route the impulse through Charlie,
Ahem,,, I've got to work on it,
- Well, fuck, yeah, - I'll work on it tonight
I'll take it home with me and modify it - How do you mean home?!
- Tonight? We won't tell anybody! - No,
Yeah, otherwise we'll be short on time,
- But there's,,, the dinner tonight, no? - Alright, later, I get it, Later,
Who's this?
Well, nobody,
Where did you meet her?
At tango,
- Sorry, what? - At tango,
- You're a tango dancer, now? - I do dance the tango, So what,,,?
Don't make us beg you,,,
Show her the scar,
Yes, she almost,,, ripped off my arm with a bite,
She got a huge mouth,,,
It didn't let go, you know, at some point it was looking nasty,,,
And you did,,, you did the move on her,
- What is the move? - It is this blunt blow you place
between the jugular vein and the third vertebra, here,
- C-5 and C-6 - C-5 and C-6 - Does it hurt?
Well, you know,,, you have to know how to do it,
Yeah if you don't, it's a risk,,,
And you saved her?
- Yeah, you can say that, - Bravo!
No, look, you're safe with him,
Alright, excuse me for a sec,,, got to hit the ladies'
But if I,,, if I do the jab you, you've got to tell me,,,
The jab was last time,,,
This time it was a bite,,, Next time,,,
Alright, so,,, how is she? Uhm, nice, no?
She's a good sort,
A good sort,
Head over heels,,, Totally head over heels
I will spare you how crazy she is in bed,
Oh god, Super bendy,
she does yoga, pilates,,,
Sofia, you don't need to look at me like that, She's thirty,
These thirty-year-olds literally ooze hormones
they got cravings, you know?
- No, actually, I don't, - At thirty they just wanna fuck,
Then, at forty, people just start fading little by little
I mean, settling down, in a way,,, come on,,,
I wasn't referring to you, I wasn't referring to you guys,
The move!
Giorgia, have you already passed Michele's test?
No,
- Do you live permanently in town? - No, I'm only going to spend three months,
Correct,
Are you at least fifteen years younger than him?
- Not 15, I don't think so,,, - Damn!
Damn,,, and are you married, engaged,,, it would be better,
I don't ask these questions,
I just wanted to warn you,
Female solidarity,
- You're so sweet! - You're welcome,
But I mean,,, look at him
I would never be with someone like him,
Bitch! You are a real bitch!
Aren't you going to say anything to him?
Yes, You're right, Michele, Sorry,
Let's go,
It was nice meeting you, hope to see again you soon - Bye,
- Bye, Giorgia, - Bye,
Was it something I said?
I promise this is the first time you embarrass me,
Don't you ever dare treat me like that,
How'd I treat you? How'd I treat you?
God knows what happened to you,
It's happened that I used to feel you close to me,
You used to let me be close to you,
- Already home? - Yup,
Yeah, tonight was never going to end,
Monster! You still up?
Margherita is asleep Tommy's just got to brush his teeth,
You better go brush your teeth! Run, you stinky little one, run,,,
- Alright then, I'm off, - Thank you,
Good night,
- Good night, - Thanks, bye!
Hello?
Sofi, how you doin'?
- Hi! - So, starting tomorrow you won't be able to get out anymore,
they'll be right outside your place,
Relax, it's gonna be great,
- Thanks,,, - So talk to you tomorrow, OK?
- Bye, kiss, - Bye love,
Night, bye,
- What is it? - Nothing,,,
- Nothing? - Nothing,
If you reckon this is the time to call,,,
It was about tomorrow's episode Is there a problem?
No, no, Of course not, It's just, when Christian calls you're like,
'Hello, how you doin', ha, ha, ha, ha'
When I call it's 'uh, what you want', you get it, don't you?
I'm nice to Christian because we work together
and he was so considerate to give me a call,
At least he gets that I am a little nervous,,,
Ah, sure 'cause I never get anything, right?
How I do,,, Do you ever think about it? For one minute a day,,,
- One minute, do you ever think about it? - I can't stand you anymore,
- So why are you staying? - I don't know, I actually do not know!
There's the door Nobody asked you to stay,
Mum, mum, mum look at my wand, it's magical,
Honey,,, Let's get to sleep, It's late,
- But you'll make peace? - Sure, we'll make peace now,
Bye, go sleep in your room,
I've had enough,
I think we should start talking about divorce,
Yes, I guess so,
OK, this one goes here,,,
This one here,,,
and this one here, OK,
So,,,
- Hey, - What?
Can you come here for a second? I want to make a test,
Does this seem like the right time to you?
Look just one,,, one minute, I just want to check something,
Listen, I have to be up very early in the morning,
Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna take,,, one second,
Sorry, uh!
Sorry again, uh!
If Michele is not talking nonsense,
- Careful, sorry, - Andrea, I need to go to sleep,
Yeah, yeah, no,,, it'll take me a,,, second,
It will literally take me a second,
You must look at me, uh,
And focus, OK?
Go, Look at me,
- Did you get anything? - Yes,
- Tell me, - I don't,,,
- Tell me, - Listen, Andrea, I don't know,
Then,,, hold on,,, hold on a second,
Let's try again, hold on a second,
I'll think about something else,,, go, Go,
Did you have the house appraised to sell it?
And I didn't tell you, right?
- Yeah, no you didn't, - You got it now, with the machine?
Listen, forget about selling the house! Forget it,,,
Holy shit, it works Who cares if it works!
Wait, Sofi, Tell me everything Sofi, Tell me everything,
What'd you see?
How could you have the house appraised and not tell me about it?
- Tell me exactly what you saw,,, - Take this thing off me!
- No wait a second, Sofi,,, - Take this thing off me!
- Hold on a second, - I don't give a damn!
- Hey, - Who is it? Sofi,,,
Who is it?
Hey, Sofi,,, who is it?
Oh God!
Sofi, Oh, fuck
Andrea, Oh God, Who is it?
- Eh, Hold on, let me turn on the light, - Andrea,,,
Just don't leave me alone!
Andrea!
Andrea?
Oh, fuck!
Andrea,,,?
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Oh! Oh!
- Oh, fuck! - Andrea?
Sofi,,,
What did you do to my husband?
- Sofi, come here, - Don't touch me!
- Do not touch me! - No, no, no, no, no, Babe,
What did you do to my husband? Don't come any closer!
- Sofi,,, shit,,, Sofi, come here, come here,,, - Andrea!
- Sofi, Sofi, Sofi, Sofi,,, Sofi,,, - Stay there!
- Stay there,,, - OK, I'll stay here,
It's OK, relax,
- Where's Andrea? - Relax,,,
What the fuck did I do?
No,
Whoops, sorry!
What the fuck did I do?
So'! Sofi, come here! Come,
Sofi,,,
I'm sorry,,,
No, no, monster, Come here, it's all right, come on,
Let's go to sleep, it's all right, come on,
He fell asleep, OK? Yeah,,,
It's,,, You're Andrea, right?
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- What did you do to me? - I dunno,
Charlie, and,,,
I don't know how it happened, It shouldn't,,,
It should just transmit the thoughts but,,,
It's unbelievable, do you get it?!
What do I care that it's unbelievable?!
I don't want to be like this, give myself back to me,
Something must have,,, must have clearly short-circuited,
- What'd that be? - I dunno,
It swapped the whole mind The only thing I can imagine,,,
But it can be fixed, right?! Yeah?
Can it be fixed? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
It must be when,,, yeah,
the memories of the lab rats are engaged
I'm not a lab rat! I'm not an experiment!
- Honey! Babe,,, you gotta relax, uh, - How can you ask me that?!
Look,,, Years spent taking them off, Look!
OK
,,,hold on,
I don't know what the fuck to do,
- It doesn't look like it's broken, - Doesn't look like it or,,, it's broken,
Sofi, it's not broken! It is not broken,
If I try to transmit the pictures the machine works, It's just,,,
- It's just? - It's programmed to transmit just one thought,
It's got one single fucking function!
Uh, doesn't look like it to me,,,
Go,
The trulli of Alberobello,
OK, hold on,
Go,
Gross, pig,
A small cup,
I saw the small cup, I saw the oven, I saw the sage,,,
Uh, but why you keep hitting this button here!?
Don't touch it, don't touch it!
Look, look, look here,,, an unplugged wire, Uh, perhaps,,,
- This one has to be out? - Sofia stop it!
Goddamn it,,,
You don't know what to do, you say that,,, that you don't understand,,,
and I thought I could help, I'm not feeling well, sorry,
- I think I'm gonna faint, - No, I am sorry,
Relax, come on,
- Mum! - Coming sweetie! One sec,,,
OK, here's what we're going to do:
we have Angelica take the kids to school, we call in sick
and I get to work on this in peace, In peace,
Relax, I'm going to work this out You hear me?
- No, no, no, no, no, - Why not?
- Uh, I got the live broadcast, - Oh, fuck, So what?
I can't,,, I can't call in sick, No, no,,,
I won't call in sick for the broadcast,,,
No, no, Absolutely not, Not a chance in the world, No,
What is it?
- No, no! - Listen to me, you,,, listen, you,,,
You've got to do this,,, you've got to,,, you made this mess!
Damn me and the moment I let you put those,,, those things on me
I was fine, I had had my infusion,,, I wanted to go to bed,
And instead of saying fuck you like I should've done years ago,
I even sat on that fucking chair!
And it does my head in,,, and it's no use,
It's no use getting pissed off It's no use getting pissed off,
Good morning,
- Darling,,, - Everything alright?
Yeah, Something came up,
Maybe you could take care of the kids today,
and also pick them up, it would help immensely,
Alright,
Thanks for coming,
Something happened?
Darling, you,,, do you find anything different,,, in me?
Anything, even the smallest thing could help me understand,
Understand what?
Is this,,, is this the real thing?
- You mean,,, - Me,,, me and you, here, now,,,
- this,,, is this real? - Sofi, will you help me with these?
Good morning,
The kids are in there already,
Here,
Keep pushing your feet and you'll snag them - Fucking boring,,,
It's fifteen denier, do you know how much these cost!?
No, no, a little less, Not on the heel, You'll break the heels like this,
When you're standing,,, on the heel,
So, Vittoria is sitting to your left, OK? To your,,,
- Hi Sofia! - Hey Nick
Anna is by the cameras: she'll tell you when to cut in,
- when to fade, when to stop, and all that, - Yeah,
Christian's the director, Well, anyway, you have the autocue
in front of you,,, The autocue in front,
You just have to read it, Oh, come on, Jesus! Always complaining,,,
It's just heels, it's not like you gotta save the world,
So, once again, Today's episode is about violence against women,,,
I get it, I get it, Come on, I'll read the autocue, I'm not stupid,
Anyway, I'm going to be right here, OK?
Oh, shit!
Make up!
Hi Ivan,
I'm,,, I am Andrea, Sofia's husband
- I'm here for moral support, - Delighted,
Listen, I already put on,,, some primer and foundation,
and I'd like a very light make up on her Mascara, eyeliner, and eye shadow
and,,, I'd try for a very refined, sophisticated look,
Use this for the,,, for the lips,
- I'll leave your suit here, Sofia, - Thanks Lida,
I'm gonna check the autocue, alright? See you later,
Bye,
Where are you, shitbird?
Hi Michele, Andrea can't make it today, is everything alright?
Ah, it's you, Hi, Uh, can you put Andrea on?
Ahem, you can talk to me,
Hey, I need to speak with Andrea, Will you put him on? Thanks,
No, no, no, no,
- Hi Michele, - What a pain in the ass she is,
- Controlling your phone too, now? - Listen, ahem, I can't come today,
I'm,,, I'm,,, I'm too sick, I already told,,,
- Maria! - Maria, I already told Maria,
You have no idea how infected I am, for real Cover up for me! Uh, OK?
- Hey, what the fuck, man! - Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Take a little tiredness off, uh, don't know if,,,
You've got to bring back Charlie!
Lo Foco summoned us,
- Tell him you're going, - No but I can't, No, no, No, no,,,
No, Look, Michele, I really can't,
Listen, you've got to bring it back before all hell breaks loose, alright?
I'll make sure nobody enters the laboratory, Come on, move your ass!
Look Michele, I'm really si,,, what a cold
Michele! Hello,,, Michele, Michele, Michele!
No, no, no, no, You've got to go, you've got to go! Go home, take Charlie
and bring it to Michele, You don't speak with anybody
and if someone stops you, pretend you're on a rush, come on,
it always works to avoid a pest,
- But What are you going to do here? - Yeah, I'll read the fucking autocue,
Uh, sorry, but if I bring Charlie we,,, won't swap anymore,,,
Go, go, just go!!
What if it's one of those days we doctors operate?
Go home, and,,, wrap your hand in a bandage, and,,, say you've got a
terrible tendinitis, Say you got Quervain,
- Quervain? - Quervain,
Any problem, ask for Anna, OK? Bye Ivan,
- Bye, - Look for Michele,
What's this?
Let's fire up your gaze,
No!
Your husband's a piece of meat,,,
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Would you be so kind, I,,,
,,,I'm sorry, Dr, Rossini's room? I,,,
Go fuck yourself Rossini, even a room you want now?!
Oh! Nothing beats a sound fuck you to start off the day,
Listen, I'll go, uh, thanks Michele, I'm sorry
as I said, I'm,,,
What you doing? Seems like Ferrara and Alberti' are going to be fired,
- Ah, I'm sorry to hear, - What, you're sorry?!
Lo Foco wants to see us at the meeting with the others,
We gotta submit the research as soon as possible,
Did you try it? Did you try it? Say, does it work?
- What? - How do you mean what? Charlie!
Ah, Charlie, Ah, ahem, uh,,,
Eh, in its own way,,,
What's up with you? What's wrong with you?
I told you, I'm sick,,, My head is,,,
Let me get this is your wife always such a huge pain in the ass?
What do you know? You got any idea how big of a dick
I am with my wife at home?
- Good morning, - Uh, good morning doctor, I'm sorry,
- We got the EEG results, - Yay!
And the data you asked for from the lab,,,
Also, there's been a hitch, Lo Foco's meeting
has been moved to the operating theatre, Room 3,
No, not the operating theatre, I can't,,, I can't operate!
I've got a suspect,,, I think I got a Givench,,, A Guerl,,, tendinitis,
- Eh, tendinitis,,, - Let them know both of us are going in, OK?
Awesome, Instead, I,,,
- we, what do we do? - Go bring comfort to the sick,
Uhm, yeah, Anyway, Maria, listen
take this to the lab, you know where Please, be gentle,,,
Bye,
- Pretty, huh, constantly all over me, Come on,,, - Where? - Here,
Hey, imagine if the research passes:
we will finally stop worrying ourselves sick
that they can kick us out anytime, I'm sick of it,
I'm telling you: I'm so sick of it,
What you doing, won't you wash your hands?
Got the bandage,
So what, uh,,, with the bandage,
- Hey, I want you on top of it, huh, - Yeah,
On it, come on! Don't give up on me now, huh - No,
We can't let Brancati screw us,
Look at his face, Look at his nose
I bet he's got a tiny dick I'm sure he's got a weenie,
Well, anyway,,, We'll listen to what Lo Foco has to say,
and then go, We're not gonna do anything, aren't we?
Damn, Ah,,, it's a perfect day to cut up some brains,
It's a perfect day,
Uh, everything,,, fell,,,
News have wings, so I'll cut to the chase,
It's not official, but whoever gets the grant gets tenure,
I want brilliant ideas for my department,
think outside of the box,
Not the bad impression you gave last semester,,,
How's your research going, Rossini?
- Well, the research,,, - Frozen procedure, please,
,,,It's going, It's going,,,
Will you assist me, Rossini?
Well, the research,,,
- Shall I assist you? - Brancati,
Sure professor, Forceps,
- Doctor, are you alright? - Yes, yes,,,
- Want me to bring you some water with sugar? - No, no, Look I'm fine, thanks,
I'm fine, I'm fine,
Everything was spinning, couldn't see anything, Whoo!
Doctor, your phone is ringing,
Ah, Ah, My son must have changed the ringtone, It's alright, thanks,
Angi, is everything alright? The kids?
- Hello, - Hi, something happened?
Nothing, I just wanted to know how you're feeling,,,
Yeah, well, fine, more or less,,,
- This a bad moment? - No, I was,,,
I was in the operating theatre, why?
And you stopped just to answer my call?
It was just to say that you've been so sweet to me today,
I was so happy to talk, It was,,, special, like always,,, for me,
Angelica, sorry, I,,, I,,,
Yeah,,, anyway, gotta go now, bye,
"I'm doing it just for you", "Tommaso is such a special kid,
as good looking as his daddy", Ah!
"I was wondering what your favourite colour is", Red!
So beautiful,,,
Hey, what the fuck's wrong with you?!
We could assist Lo Foco,
You know that losing the operating theatre means losing everything,
Do I have an affair with my babysitter?
You're asking me?
Michele, do focus and answer me,
Have I ever told you I've done something with my babysitter?
- Something,,, like what? - Michele do I fuck my babysitter or not?!
- Oh my nasty, dirty old shitbird! - Don't touch me!
Oh God! Why are you all obsessed with that thing down there, huh?!
A penis they've got,,, a penis,
- Ah, there he is, Good morning, doctor! - There he is, Morning,
Well, technically our round's over, so,,, what should we do now?
You do what you did before, but better, There,
No, Ahem, doctor, I'm sorry, It's,,, it's ten,,,
- Is it,,,? Is it,,, is it? - It's ten,
- Ten, - Ahem, where's a TV in here?
- A TV? - Maria, where's the TV?
I'd say in the nurses station,,,
And the nurses station is,,, and the nurses station is,,,
- Down there, - Down there, to the left,,,
- No, no, down there, - Down there, to the left,,,
- To the right,,, - Right! I know, Let's go!
- Good morning, - Good morning,
- Hold on a second, uh, - Sure, go ahead,
And now I'm pleased to introduce to you a woman,,,
Doctor, we've already checked all of today's hospitalizations,
Ladies and gentlemen, let's say "Good morning today" to Sofia Valente!
A bit more elegant, Sofia, come on,
- Don't walk before the screen, - No, no, no, no, sorry!
- Do you know her, doctor? - Yes, yes, It's my wife,
- Ah! What a beautiful woman! - Thanks,
- What are you doing, are you touching me?! - I want to watch too,
Zoom in, quick,
Good morning everybody, Welcome,,, to our,,, daily,,, segment,
She's had a problem with her,,, with her hips, she cannot cross her legs,
The apt title,,, would be,,, ',,,and man,,, destroyed,,, woman'
Close your legs! Close 'em!
Our first guest is,,,
Very elegant, congratulations
criminologist,,, Emma Tozzi,
Look at her,,,
Look at her, come on, look at her,
It's her!
- Good morning, - Good morning,
Read, read the autocue,,, no?! Read the autocue,
Uh, they have autocues in shows, you know?
So,,, Emma,,, let's talk about violence against women,
Give floor to guest,,, to guest,
Yes, uh, yes Sofia,
- In the world, more than,,, - Did she just read the cue out loud?
more than 600,000 women are victims of physical and sexual violence,
And especially with rape
there's the very serious issue of the shame the victim feels,
almost as if she blamed herself for what happened,
The autocue, the autocue!
Ahem,,, ahem,,, women,,, blaming themselves,
Sofia, breathe, honey,
The, the wo,,, the, the,,,
- She got nervous, doc, - Huh?
- She got nervous, - Uh, it can happen in front of the,,,
The audience, sure, It happens,
- Well, she's doing great, - Quiet, please,
The,,, the, the woman, who blames herself, is ashamed,,,
it's a contradiction,,,
and then we have these alarming figures,,,
And now we will say goodbye
- because we've got ten seconds left, - How do you mean a contradiction?
No! Eh, no, no, Eh, no, no Don't provoke her, uh, no,,,
I don't get your meaning,
That actually,,,
That,,, that sometimes it happens you see someone, you know,,,
miniskirt, knowing smile, and you think it's done,
but then she gets like 'what were you thinking?'
'you out of your mind?'
I mean,,, you end up being the asshole, You know,
The asshole?
Hey doc, did she just say asshole?!
I wish she'd only said that,
It's just that she,,,
she pushes it, and then she turns the tables
and says it was all in your head,
It's a major issue,
- a sensible issue, - Fantastic!
Here I am back with you,
Thanks Sofia,
This is a hospital, by the way,
It's not like we're here to watch TV, Come on!
Stop!
Disaster,,,
Christian! Fuck!
OK break, we're off-air,
This one's a bitch,
a huge, fucking, bitch!
Sofi, Sofi,
honey, what happened to you?
Uh,,, the autocue was off
I told you so, Didn't I tell you she was a bitch?
I said so,
Calm down, calm down,
This was her first live recording, perhaps she had some problems,
- Do calm down, come on, - Out!
I am miss elegance,,, elegance! Miss elegance, you hear me?!
And this one comes to my show
- to flash her panties! - Calm down!
Old people watch this show,
- remember? Old people, for Christ's sake! - Enough!
Water - Go have a glass of water, come on
Anna!
How long does it take to get some water?!
So, what's your problem?
No, no, No problem,
Have fun now, dickhead,
Hey, give me a hand here, please?
You made a fool of myself,
What the hell were you thinking?
Are you pissed at me? Do you hate me? Tell me, tell me,
What you doing?
I just weaned her and you let her back at the tit again?
Sweetie! Come here, come, come,
How'd it go? Did you bring it back?
No, you don't get it,
They handed me a grinder,
and there was an open skull lying on the table,
An open skull on the table,,, as if that's ordinary
I don't know,,,
What a shitty day,
This is a map of the hospital,
Tomorrow morning you go there,
meet Michele at the lab at 11,
you give him my research
and you two take it to Lo Foco,
Sorry, can't we just ask Michele to help us?
Perhaps he knows how to make the machine work,
- No, Michele doesn't know how to use it, - Of course not,
Then, why don't we ask Brancati?
- You say he's so smart, - No, Brancati is a douchebag,
- Hey,,, how many are you having? - The usual,,,
Will you stop pigging out with my body!
What'd you have for lunch today?
Carbonara,
Say what?!
And two arancinis,
Do you know how much weight I gained during pregnancy!?!
I lost thirty pounds! And I have five more to go!
No, uh, I'm sorry Starting tomorrow it's only salads,
no cold cuts, no carbohydrates, nothing,,,
no fried food, no sugar,
Water as much as you like!
No wonder you're always pissed off,
Sofia we gotta go, We're live in five,
Oh, fuck, I got a pussy now,
Oh god,,,
By the way, yesterday went good
Sofia,,,
Sofia, do you know what they call you in here now?
- Don't know, live panties,,,? - No,
Miss 15%,
You hit a 15% share, you aced it,
Though to be honest
the panties trick was a bit over the top,
but it worked, Ready?
Jesus, you're smoking hot,,,!
Come on let's go, let's go, come on,
As you know, women
get the highest scores at competitive exams, right?
- Good for them! - Yes, indeed,
but then we are forced into a system
that expects a woman to ask for maternity leave,
and you get how huge an actual sexist discrimination this is,
Honestly, though,,, Would you leave your newborn child
home alone, all day long, with your husband?
You see this,,, this tiny little thing
quite ugly too,
crying, crying, crying,
- he wants the tit! - Bitch,
Sorry,,,
Doctor! Thank goodness, what do we do?
No, I can't, Just research, I,,, Really need to focus,
Doctor there's nobody else,
you're the only one who can take care of it,
Oh my god,,,
you two: follow me!
Can you tell me your name?
Do you hear me, mister? Can you tell me your name?
Lucas,,, Lucius,,, Lupus,,,!
he doesn't know it, come on, he doesn't know
what we do in such a case? Quick,,, please,
Uh, well, I'd perform an X-ray of the skull,
Right, what about you? No,,,
No, I'd perform a no-contrast CT scan,
Come on! So negative! Jesus,
Why not going for a total body too, then?
I think the doctor here is jinxing things a little,
Listen, so, there's your mum lying on this stretcher
,,,imagine it's your mum,,, do you greenlight the procedure?
Uh,,, what do you say?
Well, he's confused,
it could be just the shock
but there's also a chance that he's got a fractured skull,
in such a case there's a 5-10% chance of endocranial lesion,
It's,,, it's not like it's nothing,,, I mean,,,
of all people, why should we run the risk of,,, of,,,
Excellent job, doctor, Come on
let's move him to radiology, Come on
Maria,,,
it's called male arrogance, they stuff their head
with it since they're toddlers,
- That's why they go ahead more than us, - Go, go - Thanks!
Rossini,
how's the research going?
Good,,,
- Ah! Brancati,,, - Yes?
I was thinking,
since we're working on the same subject
why not join forces, huh?
- Shall we have a hot drink? - Sure!
- I'm buying, - Well, I bet,,,
No sorry, I'm a little stressed out, I'm sorry,
I can see it,,,
Listen, go ahead
- and skip the board meeting today, - OK,
You take a couple of hours to yourself
you lay back, OK?
And, please, stand up,,,
- What the hell! - Come on!
And smile, Come on, smile, Sofia,,,
- Yeah, we need to work on that, - Yeah,
Come on!
So,,, this one here is part of the same thing,,,
and, yes, this one too,,,
Huh, very interesting,
Alright, you take all of it,
- And let me know, - Sure!
So, listen, I'll give it a read this evening,
and get back to you in a few days,
- Sure, alright, - Thanks!
- Bye, - Bye!
Didn't take that much, huh,,, It wasn't that hard, huh,
Andrea!
I was in the neighbourhood and I thought I'd drop by to say hi,
Listen, I know you're good at hiding your feelings,
But I get your signals,
Even if you get close,
touch me, and then run away,
Touch you?! But no, this is not normal,,,
it doesn't happen between a babysitter and the father of the kids
she babysits,
And does this happen often,,,
What the hell are you doing?
Angelica, Angelica, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry,
Really, I don't get what's going on
you did the same yesterday morning,
Listen, I have no idea what I did yesterday morning,,,
You know how I feel, no?
Face up to reality!
Look, believe me, that that's exactly what I'm trying to do,
The reality here is that you're a terrific girl,
wonderful, smart,
and that you will meet a beautiful boy
Angelica,
This thing of you,,, you,,, kissing me, Did it happen before?
Well, it is interesting,,,
Children want the mother,,,
You have a different relationship,,,
You're the only ones who know how to calm her down when she cries,,,
- She's as dumb as she's hot, - You?
You,,, who?
Us,,, us mothers!
Hey!
She could be your daughter,
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
I'm so grossed out Are you for real?!
- What kind of a man are you,,, - Huh?
Sofi,,,
Never in my life, I'd have expected something like this from you!
Never!
Sofi will you calm down now, please,,,
No, no, no, no, I will not calm down, fuck ever!
Listen, so, first it's the texts,
then, then, then, then she kissed me you know you,,,
she kissed me on one of your dates outside the hospital,
- shameful,,, - What dates?
What did you do, huh? What did you do?
You put the kids to bed and then did it here, on the couch??
- So gross! In my house,,, - You talking about Angelica?
Oh, because there's others? Bravo! Bravo!
My hunkie with the weenie,
Do not look at me as if you know nothing about it,
Smartass,,, huh, now he's a smartass too,,,
Listen, didn't we need a babysitter?
And this was the only one you liked in years, the only one,,,
Clearly I wasn't the only one who took a liking to her - OK, alright
I'm not stupid, I see how she looks at me,
But I keep her at bay, nothing, nothing's ever happened,
- Oh sure, nothing's ever happened Sure,,, - Fuck no!
Listen, she says you approach her, that you touch her, and then that,,,
that you go away,,,
That you did things to her What things?
I didn't do anything to her, who do you think I am,
Oh god, I cannot believe it
I mean,,, eleven years, two kids,,, with the average man
I'm married to the average man! Jesus Christ, I can't believe it
Andrea what'd you do to her yesterday morning?
Will you tell me, huh?!
Oh, damn,
Oh my goodness, Come on! It,,, huh!
What?
Really,,, I was just,,, being kind, I,,, yesterday morning,
Ah! There it is, There it is,
See?! See?! It was you!
I don't know what you did yesterday morning
but you used my body
to lead her to believe what she wants me to say
- and not what I mean to say, - OK, you're right,
Uh, no, 'cause you women are so good at this,
OK, I'm sorry, Where you going?
Having a drink, damn it,
Well, I'm sorry, Uh, sorry,
You really fired up there, huh,,,
- So you care a little about me, after all, - Of course I care,
By the way, I don't believe the things I said,
Yes, I was surprised,
I watched you today,,,
I'm sorry, For everything,
- Who is it? - Yes?
Mrs, Rossini, the principal speaking, I need to talk you in my office,
Sure, yes, yes, I'll be right there with my wife,
Who is it?
Sofi, it's not like you've got to get like this every time I speak,,,
- Please,,, - I'm sorry!
- Who is it? - The principal, come on, let's go!
"My life is tough,
mum and dad have switched,
they call each with the other's name,
Daddy wants me to pee sitting down
and kisses me a lot,"
Shit,,,
"Mummy says bad words
then she punches the man in the park in the stomach,"
A degenerate,
"Daddy cries, he looks at himself in the mirror and slaps himself,"
- Well, it can happen, - Uh, thanks,
"We are not happy,
It's my fault that I did the magic with the wand,"
You do understand that all this is unacceptable,
The child is not only reporting serious episodes,
he blames himself,
Alright, but language-wise it sounds perfect to me, No?
Uh, for his age,,,
there's only,,, three red marks,
Daddy, daddy!
Sweetie!
,,,no!,,,So cool!
He's so light, Look,
this is crazy, Look, look Ah!,,,Look,
Stop it!
He's all his daddy! Look, look!
Cool!
Not the swing, huh?
- Shall we go on the swing, eh? - Cool!
Hold on, Daddy,,, Hold on, daddy is not feeling well, Just a minute,
Like this,,, wow!
- I caught it, though, - Bravo!
Go, stand there,,, stand there, go!
- Ready? Going? - Come on daddy, kick it!
Oh my god!
You're sure it's not a concussion, right?
What, a concussion?
- You think I should wake him up? - Don't be silly! Come here,
- You sure? - Come here,
Did you see how worried he was?
I almost killed my son today,
What an awful mother,,, god, what a mess,
Come here, come on, Come here,,, come on,
You're a wonderful mother, you hear me?
When Tommaso was born, with all my anxieties,
the only thing that kept me calm
was knowing that you were his mother,
I miss you,
I miss the way we were,
Ahem, sorry,,, I'm sorry,,,
Nevermind it, maybe we try again, no?
Come here,
Sorry, sorry,,, no I'm sorry,
It's like,,, it feels like kissing a man, it's not like,,,
who would actually be me,,, so,
Yeah, yeah, don't worry, Come on,
Oh, who the fuck cares!
- No, no, listen,,, - Come on, the one time you're in the mood,,,
No, no, You were right before, I was kidding, Don't,,,
- Babe, come on! - Hold on,,,
Don't look at me,
Easy!
- OK, hold on, - Easy,
- Oh god! - No, What is it?
- You feeling it? Touch it, - What? No!
Hold on, let me get the light,,,
No, no, if you turn on the light it's the end of me!
- Shut up,,, don't move,,, - Ah, it might happen that you don't,,,
- What,,,? What is it? - Uh, that you don't reach it,
- Reach who? - The orgasm,
- You might not reach it,,, - What, me, not coming? Huh?
It's a little more complicated for us,
Uh,,, alright,,, so what?
- Yeah, easier though, uh, My goodness! - Uh, no, It's so, it's so,,,
- Quiet, quiet, Quiet, you'll wake the kids! - Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
Fuck, I want to stay a woman forever,
Babe,,,
By the way, having a dick is fun!
I'd say so,,,
Oh, babe I missed you so much,
Hold on,,,
- Oh no, turn it back off, - Yeah, no, of course,,,
Mum?
Mum!
- Oh god it's late! - Mum!
I'll go, uh,,,
Coming!
We have a mortgage,
It's,,, it's a family house,
Based on these papers, you can get
the house and the family allowance from the divorce,
Basically, we're going to ruin him,
- Have you been to a lawyer? - What?
Did you take our accounts to a divorce lawyer?
Answer me,
Let's go in the other room for a moment,
You went to a lawyer, you talked about divorce,
you got back home and didn't say shit to me,
"I think we should start talking about divorce", I get it,
Meanwhile, you'd already done all your accounting
Andrea, it really was just to understand,
Who am I with? All my bank accounts, oh!
How did you find out?
- I'm sorry, who told you? - All of them!
I saw, I had,,, like a flash, one of your memories
I saw everything,
- Good morning, - Tommaso is having breakfast in the kitchen,
Margherita is in her room,
Get them ready,
It really,,, was just to understand,
Plus, the lawyer says that the accounts are part of the process,
but I would have never done anything bad to you,
Sure, and still I'm the one who doesn't talk?
Yeah but sorry, you had the house appraised and didn't tell me,
When I talk about moving out of town
I do it for us, you hear me?
- For us, for the two of us, for us together! - For us, in your plans,
because if I move to the country I lose my job,
And who's the one who must give everything up, me, of course, right?
I don't earn enough, do you get it? I don't make enough money
I get it if you talk to me,
How is it we managed with the money before and now we don't?
Because I put everything in the research
and the salary is not enough! There!
I'm borrowing it from Michele,
You invested all your parents' money in the machine?
Yes, Yes, because I wanted to make it,
And because I feel like an idiot at 45
with a wife who pays for everything,
- And Michele lends it to you? - Do you want a divorce?
Alright, No, no, it's alright, 'cause I don't want to be with someone
who turns her back on me as soon as she can,
- Andrea wait for me, - No, no, eh no!
Andrea, hold on,
The house, the allowance, you know? He is ruined,,,
She'd dump me like this, at the first hurdle,
- Andrea,,, Andrea,,, - She'd dump me like this!
At the first hurdle! She'd dump me, the bitch!
Andrea, I dump you if you don't talk to me,
I don't want a divorce, I want to be with you,
- Ah,,, she wants to be with me,,, - Yeah, I want to be with you
- even like this, Yes, yes! - Hell, no, We'll get a divorce instead,
And you'll have the pleasure to be a man in the middle of a divorce,
Please stop, Andrea,
Mum, where are you going?
I'll see you in a while, monster, OK?
I'm apologizing, Andrea, I'm apologizing to you
Andrea I'm apologizing to you,,,
I'm apologizing,
Oh, fuck you too! Really
woman to woman,,, you think what you do is cool?
Hey Miche'
I wanted,,, no, I was wondering if I could crash
- at your place for a few days,,, - At my place?
Yeah Miche', at your place,
I'm your best friend's wife, what the fuck you're gonna do, lock me out?
It's just gonna be for a few days,
Am I sleeping here or do we sleep together?
Pardon, what?
Miche',
I don't know how to tell you,,,
No, no, listen, look,,,
Andrea is my friend
and I really don't do this,
Miche',
I'm Andrea,
You and Andrea are acting very weird these days
Michele,
Come on Michi!
Come on Miche', Michele!
OK, OK, Alright, I'll tell you what happened,
but you've got to believe me, OK? So,
I am Andrea,
I tested Charlie and it swapped me and Sofia
I think it's a cortex transmission issue,
It messed up,,, but I still got to get a grip on it
fuck, it looks like it actually swapped the whole mind,
All of it! Michele it's amazing! Michele,,,
You are nuts,
you are a sick person,
OK, OK, OK, OK, so, OK,
Miss Doubtfire makes you crying like a baby
and you have a star-shaped birthmark on your ass,
What else,,, you always listen to Bon Jovi's Always in the operating theatre,
it's the only thing that relaxes you,
You got surgery after you tried to climb over the fence
to visit Cinzia at the beach,
And now you're left with only one ball,
Uh, you believe me or not?
You are nuts
and Andrea is an asshole to rat me out to you,
Oh shit,,,
Hello?
Good morning, professor
10:30 in your study, Perfect See you later,
Thank you,
Hi, here's the schedule,
- Thanks, - Welcome
Sofia,,,
Sofia, what happened?
What the fuck did you do to your hair?
It was bothering me,,,
Come with me,
I handed you this opportunity,
the biggest opportunity of your entire life,
you took the whole package, you stepped on it
and you crapped all over it,
Now,,, now you gotta tell me why you did it,
Go on, Tell me,
Ah, you're not talking?
'Cause if you don't, I'll do the talking,
I won't let that looser of your husband ruin you like this,
No, sorry, who's the looser,,,?
He's bringing the worst out of you, Sofia darling,
and you keep defending him,,,
Weren't you the one who organized that romantic getaway,
It was you, for your anniversary! What'd he say
"go with your mum I'll catch up with you there,"
Do you remember or not?
Sofia, do you remember or not?
,,,with your mum,,,
They're gonna broadcast my piece tonight,
Oh yeah? Cool,
Cool,,,!
And all the efforts, all the sacrifices you made to lose weight,,,
How many months spent on your own, in therapy,
to try and make things work out,
But it didn't work, It's enough,
Cut yourself some slack,,,
He will never understand
I just wanna try something One second,,,
Sofia, Please,
- Sofi,,, - Goddamn it, It works!
- Hold on, Ah! - Wanna lie down?
- I have her memories! - Huh?
I have her memories,
What the hell, I have Sofia's memories! You get it?!
Sorry, sorry,
You are awesome! Awesome, awesome, fuck! Awesome!
Sofia,,,
She's lost it,
Doctor, I meant to tell you,,, that,,,
there's nothing that can't be solved, you know?
I'm sure you'll be fine,
no matter what happens,
Well, you're never fine after a divorce
but you're,,, you're,,, kind, Maria, Thank you,
I,,, Lo Foco's waiting for me,
You're our best teacher
and you're kind,
And I think this is a great injustice,
Anyway,,, I'm sure they won't go far,
because the research was yours,
and it's not fair,
I'm sorry, I don't get it,
Lo Foco took,,, Took you off the research, You don't,,,
Michi, Michele Michele!
Is it true?
- Nothing official, - What happened?
Oh, now you're looking for me?
Please Michele, you're acting like a kid,
A kid! Me?
You ratted me out to Sofia
who's gone bananas, Alright?!
Even that I've got one ball,
- What the fuck, that's personal! - Yeah, I don't want to hear about it,
Uh, well, then ask Brancati about it,
Ask Brancati about what? What happened?
It happened that Lo Foco liked our project,
Too bad that, nobody knows how, Brancati brought it to him,
So they cut us off!
But that was Andrea's project,,,
Oh, sure, now he even talks in the third person,
Go fuck yourself!
Professor, look at this chart,
Rossini, I was waiting for you, Come, come,
That's my research!
It's mine!
I trusted him and he took it from me,
Doctor, I told you,
Dr, Rossini's been acting strange these days
I noticed it, yeah,
Give me a brief overview of your idea, Rossini,
My idea is,,, it's basically,,,
About this Charlie that transmits brain waves
but he's connected to two brains and not to one, There,
- Connected to two brains? - Yes,
Give me a technical explanation of your project,
How does the machine manage the impulses
that the amygdala sends to the hypothalamus?
It's all in the notes,
The,,,
- The mygdala,,, - The amygdala,
The amygdala,,,
Basically,,,
Rossini you are not well,,,
Take a few days off, it'd be better,,,
- My research,,, - Perhaps, you can come back in a couple of years,
Now I'm gonna press Enter and you machine are gonna answer me,
Sofi!
Sofia!
Hey Miche'
Is that my shirt?
Got any Naproxen? My stomach hurts, uh,,,
Put on the waistcoat too?
Got anything?
But why do you have to stay here? Huh? Will you tell me why?
Shit,
Oh, fuck!
Oh shit!
- Miche', fuck, come here! - What is it?
- Miche'! - Huh?
Have you gone totally nuts?
What! And you're calling me, me?!
I'm bleeding,
Of course, you're bleeding,,, You're on your period, ain't you?
- Miche' what do I do? - What you do?
You gotta put in one of those things you use!
Go take it for me,,,
Oh, come on, man!
Miche'! Oh!
Fuck, couldn't you take the keys?!
Hi,,,
What are you doing here?
Listen, I,,, I did everything wrong,
But I really need to talk to you, I messed up big time,
Come in, Come in,
Have you had any memories that weren't yours?
I mean, have you had some of Andrea's flashes,
of the real Andrea, of,,, of Andrea, me?
Yeah, I guess so, Yeah,
Yeah?! I got it: we never swapped,
What, we never swapped?
Uh,,, sit,
Now, The short circuit,,,
the short circuit transmitted our memories to each other,
but it didn't swap us,
And these new memories
got stacked on top of ours,
- No, I don't get it, I, to,,, - Wait,
So, this is,,, this is you,
and this is me, OK?
We have our own memory that makes us what we are,
Now, Charlie
transmitted our memories to each other, like this,
And these new ones got stacked on top,,,
let's say they,,, blacked them out,
But, underneath, at the root, we're still us,
So you're telling me that I am not Sofia,
but that I am Andrea, who thinks he is Sofia,,,
- but I am Andrea, - Yeah, damn it, Yeah! Yeah!
Exactly! We must reactivate our memories, got it?!
We have absorbed each other's point of view to such a point
that we've come to believe we are each other,
So,,, so you're not really angry with me, you're pissed at yourself,
Yup!
I'm telling you that I've got the solution,
Sofi, I know exactly what to do, damn it,,, Exactly what to do!
I just need the machine
I've got to tell you something, now, though,
- But you, you're going to get mad,,, - What?
I don't know why,,,
- I do nothing but make mistakes,,, - What?
I lost your research,
Basically it was integrated to Brancati's,
How?
I gave it to him,
Goddamn it! But, sorry, how?! Why on earth?
- I asked you to take it to Michele, - I know,,, to take to Michele,
- I asked you to do one thing! - I fucked up,
- How many did you get? - Well, I had to go grocery shopping
I couldn't just buy the tampons,
Give here,
Where is it?
Soup,,,?
Six years, uh, It took me six years,
I spent all the money my parents left to me on it,
Could you open your legs a bit more for me, please?
- Huh? - If you could open your legs a bit more,,,
- I can't,,, like this,,, - Uh, no, Uh,,,
it's the first time I put it in someone else, Uh,,,
Uh,,, 'damn,,, uh!
Well, you know what,,,
Andrea is right
Sofia is fucking arrogant,
- You're right, I'm sorry, I,,, - Oh yes, yes, So full of herself
I thought,,,
I'd do better than you, I'm sorry,
But I won't let that douchebag have my research,
Okay,,,
I'm sorry, about the research,
And for everything,
You cut me off,
We never cut each other off, right?
I don't know what the hell happened to you,
but you treated me really badly,
- And I'm not fine with it anymore, - Michele
you're right, Listen, I,,, I was an idiot,
- But why? Why? - What?
Why'd you go with,,, with that,,,
- With whom? - With Bra,,,
- Huh? - With Brancati,,,
It was Sofia's idea,
- What, Sofia's? - Yeah, yeah,
She insisted,
- And you let her? - Uh, yeah, I was an idiot,
But,,, I promise you, I swear, I was wrong, but Andrea,,,
Andrea's got nothing to do with it,
- You are a slut! - Come on, man! It's the second time,
Uh, but see, I was right,
And you took her part, and you said it wasn't true, that she liked me,
No, but she does like you now, She likes you, come on,,, tell him, tell him,
Yeah, yeah, I like you, no,,, uh
come on, Miche' you know I love you,
Don't we ever let any woman get between us, OK?!
- Never again, - Never again,
Never again! I am sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
- Alright, - I am sorry,
- Sorry! - Yeah, alright! Come on!
And now the three of us have something to work out
- by tomorrow morning, - Us? - The three of us!
Sofia will tell us what to do now
and tomorrow we discuss our research,
- Sofia tells us what to do,,,? - Yeah,
Why do you keep saying stuff that doesn't make sense? Why?
Sofia telling us what we must do now,
when she doesn't even know how to put in a fucking tampon anymore?
It's all wrong, It's all very wrong,
Shitbird, come on, I told you I'm Andrea,
Alright, listen, look eh, this is what we're gonna do now,,,
we work this out,
And eventually we will focus on learning who we all are,
Uh,,, Sofia,,, Andrea,,, Michele,,, all of us, Please, Go,
We are talking about the central nervous system,
So the pre-frontal cortex scientifically referred to as 'PFC',,,
Don't look at me like that, Write down 'PFC'
Where long-term memory also resides, also contains various Brodman areas,
Areas 9, 10, etcetera,,,
which are involved in managing short-term memory,
Now the difference is that, for the first time,
we decided to focus on the hippocampus,
where long-term memory resides,
This is why me and you ended up with each other's memories,,,
- Right! - Uh,,, uh,,,
And thus we didn't just manage to transmit one thought,
which is incredible in itself, but a complete image - No,
Whole amounts of memories And so,,,
And so,,,
whole amounts of knowledge,
- What is it, huh? - Coffee?
It connects,,, it connects,
The cerebral cortex connects the thoughts,
The prefrontal cortex connects the thoughts,
But this is not the only distinctive trait of our study,
Where are you going?
To your broadcast,
Can I ask you a favour?
Could you get your hair fixed I look horrible like that,
- Yeah, and you, go for it! - Yes!
- It's beautiful, you know, - What?
It's so beautiful,
Uh, thanks,
How'd you come up with it?
Well, I was looking at Tommaso when he was born
and I wondered what he was thinking, and then,,, and then I realized
that whatever he thought he wouldn't remember it,
And that maybe somehow I could
freeze those memories, and hand them back to him one day,
But it took me six years, and,,,
and I ended up seeing your thoughts,
See you later,
There's just one thing I don't get:
you say that the hippocampus
- connects the thoughts,,, - Hello,
sorry we're late!
Rossini, Accotò,
I thought we decided you wouldn't come,
- If you could please wait outside, - No, no,
We came to discuss our project,
which the colleague here stole from us,
- If you could leave the room, please, - We just need a few minutes
I assure you, you'll be happy to have listened to us,
Rossini, I don't know how to tell you; your speech today is not on the agenda,
Our research is certainly more thorough than Brancati's,
- Also because having worked,,, - Rossini, come on!
Enough!
I've already told you that the board will not take into consideration
your research, Not now and not like this,
Please,
Go on,
Please, Go on,
Uh, you were asking me about the hippocampus,
About the hippocampus, yes,
I was able to develop this idea during my studies,
The hippocampus plays a fundamental role,
since it allows the amygdala to send the impulses,
- These impulses are then,,, - How'd you come up with it?
What?
How did you come up with the idea of switching from the prefrontal cortex
to the hippocampus, It's never been done!
How'd come up with it?
But what's it got to do with it now, we were discussing,,,
I came up with it six years ago, as I was looking at my two-month old son,
The hippocampus is not developed
in newborn babies and,,,
and, indeed, they have no memory of the first years of their life,
and we wished that,,,
somehow our son
could remember them,
Professor, is this a joke? This is crazy!
Go ahead Rossini,,,
We began working on Charlie,,,
- Ivan! - Yeah? - We're in your hands,
If Vittoria catches her like this, she will kill her,
My darling, you look worse than yesterday,
You look like Tinkerbell today,,,
Sofia, so,,,
Watch out today, Vittoria invited a tough one, OK?
- Who, the hyena? - Yeah,
Oh god, OK, you go, I'll take care of it,
Yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye!
Hey, you were phenomenal! Did you see the look on their faces?
I mean, they're going to greenlight it for sure!
- For sure! - Come on!
- I'll buy myself a Hummer, - Huh?
Oh, I promise, I'll buy myself a Hummer
I don't give a damn, I've always wanted it,
- Come, come doc, it's begun, - Thanks,,,
And I will be even more honest with you,
I'd decided not to come here,
but then I told myself:
"someone will have to straighten this idiot out!"
I don't think that you believe it's important to address men,
nor to do it an elegant fashion,
No, it's not like this,
You're the worst kind of woman
they could possibly have as a host for this show,
You have no respect for yourself,
nor for your female audience
I'm sorry Vittoria but someone should tell her this
I won't have a say in this,,,
I don't know, is there anything else to do, can I go?
,,,You tell me,
Do you honestly think
a woman is supposed to identify with this?
What are you saying?
I mean, seriously,
'Woman today', you hear?
A porn magazine would be better,
- Oh please,,, - Yeah!
It's less hypocritical!
The women on those covers are those that men actually want to fuck,
On this cover are the women that regular women must look up to
in hopes
for men to want to fuck them,
This is crazy stuff,,,
,,,why on earth do you do it!
I can't breathe, I can't breathe,
And these, you know?
What difference does an inch make?
It hurts too much, it hurts!
- I'm hurting here, here, here, - Don't touch me!
- Please Vittoria come on, do something, - Because the foot,
is constrained and so it hurts, it's not normal,
Alright, then, OK,
the woman in me hasn't been the best,
whatever,
But I'm telling you that the man in me
has had enough of all this bullshit,
'Cause I promise you that a man would never suffer any of this,
And you're shooting yourselves in the foot with this stuff,
And you, my darling, you boasting to me about elegance,,,
Thinking you're better than anyone,,,
you're the typical woman that hates women,
What,,,
I'm sorry, Vittoria, this is it,
You,,, you don't know anything about women!
Look at yourself!
There,
I'd really like to focus
on something different than forcing ourselves
into an impossible image, You know? But for once
feel just like a full-blown woman,
Now,
I wish everybody a good day!
And I'll see you tomorrow
,,,hopefully,
- Have a nice day, - Goodbye doc,
Sofia,
brava,
Coming back home?
Couldn't go anywhere without you,
What about us now? We,,,
Yeah,
We'll go back to what we were,
Wait,
we will remember all of this, won't we?
I hope so,
If you could choose something to keep, what would it be?
The way the kids look at me,
You?
Your eyes right now,
Mum?
Sweetie!