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Oh, god!
Looks like Salvador had the top score again,
Come on, my rookie scholars,
Good job,
Open your book to Chapter 14, let's go,
Can I help you?
Uh, AP history?
Sit,
What's your name, new guy?
Gabriel,
Well, Gabriel,
that's Salvador in front of you,
He'll bring you up to speed,
Won't you, Salvi?
Good, Open your textbooks to Chapter 14,
Let's start there,
Hey,
Sweet bike, dude,
Um, can I have a ride?
Okay,
- Yeah? - Yeah,
Uh, how, how should we?
Should I just- - Just hop on,
Sweet, Oh, shit,
♪ I'ma have to speak this, like I'm mean this ♪
♪ There's some people who gonna need this ♪
♪ Leave them speechless ♪
♪ Yeah, I made it through the three, six, five, deep shit ♪
♪ They start asking for some free shit ♪
Hey, Lucky, what's time it is?
It's time for you to get a watch, Salvador,
♪ Same girls who used to hang up trying to hang out ♪
♪ If you thought that we would make up, you gonna break down ♪
♪ You can hear me when you wake up, I don't play around ♪
♪ I don't need ♪
♪ No, oh-oh-oh-oh, no, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ No, oh-oh-oh-oh, nobody ♪
♪ I'm so over conversations where they say shit ♪
This is your spot?
Yes, sir, here we are,
It needs a little TLC,
but this place is intense,
Low and behold my work of art,
♪ I don't need no, oh-oh-oh-oh, no, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ No, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
Man, I hope I get into USC,
I mean, I applied for like College in the Desert
at San Diego State,
My SATs are good but, I'm fucking Indio,
♪ I don't need no, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ I don't need no, oh-oh-oh-oh, nobody ♪
Yo,
Henry, Henry, Henry,
Why do you commute all the way to my street for your dust?
You don't have a supplier a little bit closer
to that swanky adobe you occupy?
I like your dimples,
I don't have dimples,
Be careful in this neighborhood,
someone might wanna ride your bobsled,
Ooh!
♪ My mind is not in line with my experience ♪
♪ Since the decision brings me to my knees and my audience ♪
Where are you from, Gabe?
Uh, like Monrovia,
♪ When you come, come for fun ♪
My mom, she like deals poker,
Got this new gig at the casino-
- Watch out!
Are you all right, man?
You hurt? - What the hell?
Ah, shit,
Uh, I'm sorry,
Yo, you high, man?
What the fuck is your problem, kid?
Is your friend okay?
Hey, hey, kid, you all right?
Can you get up?
Don't, don't move,
Don't, no-no don't move,
Dude, I'm so sorry, that's my bad,
No-no-no, don't get up, don't get up!
You want me to call an ambulance for you?
Do you need to go to hospital?
Man, it's totally cool,
You're all right?
- Nothing hurts, - Don't move,
You all right?
Yo, Gabe, Come on, man, let's go,
Salvi, chill out, man, It's cool,
Yeah, I should probably take you guys to the ER,
Gabriel, no seriously, man, Come on,
Come over here,
Let's check, come on,
Fuck!
Hey,
Are these boys harassing you, sir?
No, we're fine, Right, boys?
Why'd you stop your car here?
Oh, that's just Salvi, he likes the tags,
Likes to take a photo, Thinks it makes him look tough,
Why don't you jump back in your old dad's car, huh?
It's not our car,
- Get in- - Yeah, yeah, get in,
Get in now!
Salvi, what the hell?
I'd like to see your driver's license
and registration, sir,
- Yeah, of course, - Dude,
Hey, old man, you rob a bank?
Old, did you just call me an old man?
Give it to me, Give me, give me the bag,
Chill out, chill out,
Here you go,
Now does this car actually move?
Yes,
Open the door,
Give me my money,
Sir, please open the door,
Why are you talking like that, huh?
Like what?
Like you have a giant stick up your ass,
Now open the fucking door,
You see, this is how you threaten somebody,
Oh, fuck,
Man, what'd I tell you?
I tell you what,
Trade ya,
What's this?
It's a $100 poker chip, It's worth $100,
Charity,
Yeah, go on, buy your friend a Happy Meal,
I could use a McDoodle with surf,
Hold on,
Doesn't this guy seem a little too eager
to get free of our company?
Great, let's take the hint,
That, that's hurts, That's my lucky poker chip,
I won that tossing dice the night I met my fiancé,
I'm just trying to, you know, pay it forward-
Pay it forward?
Dude thinks he's our white knight,
He's got a gun, he can weave any oxymoron he wants,
What do you wanna bet,
this bag here of dead presidents is chalked,
I don't care,
- Chalked? - Yeah,
I think you used that pistol
to knock over our local Wells Fargo,
And now you're trying to skate outta my hometown
with our hard-earned cash,
Wages by the way,
that we earned taking care of your snow-white ass all day,
Now you're trying to shut us down
with this consolation prize?
If any of that were true,
why would I be wasting my time
with a couple of juvenile delinquents like you?
Damage control, We're eyewitnesses,
Eyewitnesses?
Okay, right,
Well, let's, let's just assume
for the sake of argument that you're right
and I did do all those things, what do you want?
Half the cash in the bag,
Just half, eh?
Oh, well, I need to pay for tuition, USC ain't free,
USC? No shit,
You know they don't take scumbag delinquents
with a felony record at USC,
I am not a scumbag,
You're acting like one,
Thank you,
Dude, I'm serious,
I'm not signing on the dotted line for a life of crime here,
Okay?
You coming, scumbag?
Yeah, sorry,
Is that what money makes you do?
Only sometimes,
Don't think this makes you
into my patron saint or anything?
No, fair enough,
Would you buy us some beer?
♪ You and I think we like each other ♪
♪ You and I getting high together ♪
♪ You and I never mind each other ♪
♪ But you and I couldn't fly forever ♪
♪ You and I think we like each other ♪
♪ You and I getting high together ♪
♪ You and I never mind each other ♪
♪ But you and I couldn't fly forever ♪
♪ Day one, knew you since day one ♪
♪ Used to pick me up in your Honda ♪
♪ Yeah, ride around town just to burn some ♪
Pretty right?
Thank you, sir,
Uh-huh,
Whoa, cheers,
- Hi, - Hi,
Any trouble getting the cash?
Uh, no, I did have to drive all the way
to bum-fuck, fucking Indio to get this,
Right one?
It'll do,
Okay, Ooh, I'm going to open the wine,
That was very cool like (speaking faintly),
That's fuckin' ridiculous, dude,
I mean, I could, I could see it like James Bond,
Oh, my god,
- Hey, Salvi, - Hey,
- What's up?
Ah, here,
Hey, Gabriel, Right?
I just got lucky,
You think you could spot me two blues
for me and Gabriel?
You ever think about doing business
with these sweets at your high school?
I wouldn't scam your turf, Lucky,
But you could, (speaking in foreign language),
If you unload some of these disco biscuits
at that preparatory academy you frequent,
you could thicken up the pathetic wad of bills of yours,
How's that sound to your virgin ears, son?
I'm not gonna do business
for you at my school or anywhere, man,
I'm not about that criminal life,
Salvi, where are you? I'm leaving for work,
Okay, there's leftovers in the fridge,
Yeah, I mean (chuckles),
It's my mom,
Mommy, this is Gabriel,
- Hmm, - Okay I'll, uh,
I'll see you, Salvi,
Why did you lie to me?
Mom, I told you I could get in, to USC,
Of course you got in, but we've been through this,
What are you doing?
How are you gonna pay for it?
I'm gonna go,
Lucky, Yo, Lucky,
Give me a towel, mocito,
What'd you do, walk here?
I need some serious cash, man,
Hmm,
Let's download the app, man,
Right now?
Carpe diem, pepino, Hmm?
Change that sorry ass financial profile of yours,
Get you into a Roth IRA,
Get in, cericito, Woo!
This is 5-year-old Xavier Ramos,
Xavier and his brother Damon
found a gun in their father's drawer,
A drawer he swore was locked,
Now Xavier's dead and 7-year-old Damon is a murderer,
This is the kind of gun that killed Xavier,
It's a Brownlee B 1910,
Okay, stop,
Who died?
How far back do we have to go?
- What? - Action,
This is the kind of gun that killed Xavier,
It's a Brownlee B 1910,
A single action, semi-automatic magazine-fed pistol,
This gun was invented by my grandfather Jacob Brownlee
and it has made my family very rich,
Today, I am committing to using that money,
Today, I'm committing to using that obscenely stained money
to take guns like these off our streets and away from kids,
Today we are launching a campaign
called Give Back Your Guns, Get Back Your Sanity,
Okay, now show the sign,
Show the sign,
I'm Henry March, Executive Director,
And I'm Diana Brownlee,
founder and CEO of Gun Control Now,
And at Gun Control Now we are going to give
$500 in cash to anyone that hands in a gun,
Anyone, any kind of gun, no questions asked,
Just bring your gun to 459 Darila Street
and help us make the streets of America
safer for our children,
Put the merchandise under the wall-to-wall,
What are you,,,
Fuck, dude, What?
Rule number one, you never ride those jet packs
when we're on a sales call,
You're a useless idiot to me
if you're flying off into the wild blue yonder,
We're up, Which reminds me, relinquish your digits,
You never use your personal keys,
Here, put your phone in there,
You only use this burner and text them 20 minutes,
You always tell them 20 clicks,
Sounds fast enough
to where they won't try a different vendor
and if it takes longer than 20, they're still down to buy,
Listen to me, You never deal in anything but cash,
You never carry more inventory
than you plan to move that day,
You never, ever break more than one law at a time,
That means no speeding,
You don't get into a fight with anybody,
You don't park your ride illegally
and you make sure everything on your coach works,
That's your blinker, your brake lights,
your headlamps, everything,
You don't wanna give the fuzz
one reason to even look at you,
let alone search your car,
I don't have a car,
Goals, dude,
Don't I break one of your rules?
No, Fat Jack Pharmaceuticals
needs a new, uh, personality ambassador,
So brighten up, sunshine,
Fat Jack Pharmaceuticals?
Yeah, That's my doing business as name,
My mom said your name is Wallace,
Don't ever look under my hood,
Put your seatbelt on,
Told you, Breaking laws,
You ready to pop your cherry?
That is one ugly house,
Grab two bags of dust,
Don't make a lot of eye contact,
Don't chat him up, Don't pet his dog,
Just do the exchange pronto like and get back here quick,
I can't do this,
Don't pull your panties up yet,
You just follow my instruction manual
and nothing'll get twisted,
Tick-tock, Tick-
Okay, All right,
Now listen, Salvi, make the exchange,
Get back here quick, All right?
- Okay, - And do not
count the Franklins,
There's no way he would stiff me,
Hey, whatever you do, pepino,
don't cop a look inside his residence, okay?
He's real uptight about that,
I think he's got a dead body stashed under the floorboards,
Where's the cash?
Fuck!
Just do shit yourself!
What the, dude?
Who's Gabriel?
Fuck off, dude,
Why are you so sorry
for what you did to him in gym class?
What'd you do?
Are you that bad at draining a dude's swamp
that you need to send a condolence letter afterwards?
What the fuck did I say about the phone, huh?
What the is wrong with you, dude? Huh?
Someone drop you on your head when you were a baby?
You wanna die in Indio? Hmm?
How much cash are we talking here, Lucky, huh?
♪ Watch me now ♪
♪ You know we made it ♪
♪ Play around ♪
♪ Never mind it ♪
♪ Do it again ♪
♪ Again, do it again ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ Encore, one more time ♪
Seat belt,
What is this place?
This is art, pepino,
When this white rich lady chucked her pumps,
she left her paraphernalia all over this lawn,
Times are changing, Senator, What can I tell you?
You're more likely to lose your seat
if you don't vote for sustainable gun measures,
Things have changed, haven't they?
People are fed up
seeing their kids get gunned down in school,
Call me,
I promise you, we're gonna get the votes we need,
I promise you we'll get the votes,
I just, I need you to go on the morning breakfast shows
and sell it to the American public,
No, no, I understand, Yes, I do,
I can't reach daddy, Nobody answers,
Well, we'll go check on him later,
Really? Senator, that's wonderful news,
It's a yes from Senator Clark,
Inez isn't answering the phone,
Uh, no, Yes, yes, Senator,
We on a date?
Nah,
I like to come up here and just hang out when business lags,
Till I get the call to move more disco grits,
You didn't look at the dress, did you?
She just threw it at me,
You know that's seven years bad luck,
- Right, thank you, - Yeah,
Nope, mine,
Look at them,
Who?
The dudes and the other dudes,
Palm Springs is some kind of Venus flytrap for them,
It's like overflowing springtime,
Overflowing with springtime?
Yeah like, you know, like an Easter parade exploded,
Fucking pastels everywhere,
But they do love their party drugs though, so,
So Fat Jack Pharmaceuticals is open for business,
You're damn right, Salvi,
You can call me Juan Carlos,
Aka The Jackal,
Okay, Nice to finally meet you, Juan Carlos,
Nice to meet you, Fat Jack,
The Jackal's about to find out
what it's like to be everyone's new best friend,
Daddy, Inez,
Daddy?
Daddy? Daddy?
Hi, Daddy,
Where have you been, Sarah?
No, no, it's me, It's Diana,
Here, let me help you,
Oh, my God!
Did you tie daddy to the bed?
What were you thinking? Jesus,
So they just let you waltz outta the bank
with this much cash?
It was more of a pasodoble-
- Stop it, - Rumba maybe,
What is that?
I told you it's a granola nut cluster,
This one's perfect, - Diana, hi,
Sorry, yeah hi, so listen- - You won't believe
what Inez did, - We buy back the guns,
California state law mandates
that you have to have a waiting period
for every gun handed in
and we have to do background checks on everybody who does,
Do you think 75 grand is enough cash to like have here?
I mean if 150 people hand in guns,
- Henry, - Okay, well,
what if 200 people do?
Well, then we'll get more,
Let's wait on the money until we-
What if no one does?
Henry, listen to me,
Daddy was tied to the bed,
What?
Inez had a PTA meeting,
Maybe we should reconsider Sunny Horizons,
- Where? - Sunny, Sunset Horizon,
Sun, whatever that assisted-care place was
that your cousin recommended,
I want him to come live with us,
Henry?
Uh, well, just so we're clear,
I'm uh, I'm not changing your father's diapers, okay, ever,
I don't feel like turning around
and making the drive back out to Palm Springs tonight,
I'm gonna spend the night here
and deal with it tomorrow, okay?
No, of course, Bye,
Her dad?
Hmm,
You didn't finish the granola nut cluster or take it,
Thank you,
Yeah,
Time to shine, bonito
♪ Who cares, who cares ♪
My little pepino's growing up,
Listen to me, Don't piss on this parade,
Hurry up,
Hi, welcome to Gun Control Now, How can I help you?
My name is Juan Carlos,
I'm here on behalf of Fat Jack Pharmaceuticals,
Ola, Juan Carlos,
You have a gun for us?
Gun?
Yeah, Well, yeah, we're giving back like our guns,
Salvi?
It's Juan Carlos,
- It's Juan, Carlos, - Juan Carlos,
Okay,
Uh, Judy, your, uh, nut cluster great,
but a little dry,
You think you could run next door,
pick us up some almond milk?
It's a little dry? Great,
Children really are the future hey, Salvi, sorry, Juan,
Just fucking take it, man,
Pedaling party supplies is dangerous, Salvi,
You're the one buying,
Well, everybody needs a diversion
every now and then don't they?
Now and then (scoffs), please,
You're his number one customer,
Well, let that be a lesson to you then,
Whatever you do in life, be the best you, you can be,
You can call me The Jackal,
Now go get me my money,
You know Lucky is a bad dude,
You don't even know his real name,
Wallace Agote,
They call him Lucky 'cause he wears that stupid fucking hat,
Just give me my fucking money, man,
You know he's already done time for dealing,
Has he, done time?
What, was he in the big house?
Did they stick him in the tank
or was he cooling off in the ice house?
Shit, are you a cop, man?
You have no idea how much I wanna say yes,
No, My foundation works with the police,
That's how I found out about Wallace,
So cops give you updates on your drug dealer?
Can never be too careful, You know how it is,
No, don't know how it is, dude,
I'm not rich and white,
I am,
Time to go,
- Uh, - Your almond milk,
Oh, it's vegan,
It's amazing, You'll love it,
Thank you,
Yeah, Come back,
You know when I was your age,
someone did me a big favor,
Just take it, You never know,
Executive director, huh?
Um-hmm,
This wasn't in the rule book,
Sometimes it's good to break the rules, Jackal,
Is that your wedding planner?
- Yes, - Um-hm,
Did you change the size of my hat?
Don't change the size of my hat,
What the fuck did you converse with Henry about?
The rising tide of authoritarian regimes around the world
and the threat they pose to a free global market economy,
Shall we? - Okay, Magellan,
You're weird, but I like it,
Shit,
Hi, ah, whoa, Judy!
Whoa, easy,
- I'm scared for my kids, - It's okay,
I better go,
Thank you for saving lives,
Judy!
Judy? We did it,
We're making a difference, - Hm, but did we?
Make sure you give that back,
It's my grandmother's,
Whoa, Whoa, wh-what do you think you're doing?
Oh, no, I'm, I'm quitting,
That's what I'm doing,
Judy, you can't quit, We just saved a life,
Mm, but did we you know?
'Cause I don't think you really give a shit
about what we're doing here,
And I mean, why should I stay here
when you're always drunk or high or golfing?
Well, hey, Whoa, did you, did you want some?
Oh, no,
It's time Dinah Shore this weekend
and, uh, I gotta hit the driving range,
Later, dude,
Judith, Judith,
It's my coke,
Hi, it's Diana, Please leave me a message,
Thank you,
Hey, guess what?
Somebody brought a gun in today,
Oh, why are you marrying me?
♪ Stacking my dough ♪
♪ I get my paper like, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Please do not try this, let go ♪
♪ That's why grind 24 ♪
♪ Duffel bag in the trunk ♪
♪ Dollars dollars dollars make the honeys holla ♪
♪ If I don't stunt today then I won't see tomorrow ♪
♪ Look, I know I'm fixin' to blow like it's R&B ♪
- Thanks, guys, - Hot sauce
and napkins on the left,
Thank you, sir,
Thank you,
The best Mexican food in the valley, Am I right?
What's your name, bro?
Doug,
Doug, Think about it, hmm,
Sorry, Doug,
Maybe I'm just being rude, Hmm?
You wanna gas up your tank
with some of my high octane propellant?
Come on, Doug, Tap into the stately maple tree,
Get yourself some Grade A Mrs, Butterworth,
Talk to me, baby,
It's time for you to get lucky,
All right!
I think I've had my fill of,
uh, cheap Mexican food for one night,
♪ Woo, my life is like a movie bitch starring me ♪
♪ I just wanna stunt, hey ♪
♪ I don't care about ya ♪
Get the fuck off him or I'll shoot!
Come on, Salvi,
Go on, Get outta here!
Let's go,
♪ I just wanna stunt ♪
♪ I just wanna stunt, stunt, stunt ♪
What the fuck is your problem, dude?
- That was fun wasn't it? - Get the fuck off of me, man,
I gotta call the cops,
What?
What was the first rule?
Stay away from Lucky,
You never give the cops a reason,
That wasn't rule number one, dumbass,
And you just gave them a reason,
You know what? Fuck it, I'm outta here,
You get out of this car, motherfucker, and I'll kill you,
Stop it!
Seatbelt, Put your seatbelt on, hmm,
Let go of me, Get off of me, man!
Salvi!
Fuck, Fuck, fuck, fuck,
Hey, guess what? Somebody brought a gun today,
Why are you marrying me?
Ugh, I love you, Good night,
Sal-Salvi?
Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good,
Ah, Are you okay?
Whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa,
Here you go, Come, come sit down,
Sit down,
Oh, shit, What happened to you?
Lucky, knocked the bottom outta some dude
and now he's chasing after me,
What did I tell you, huh?
When are you gonna start listening to me?
I'm sorry, I got blood on your shirt,
Who cares?
What are you doing here?
Oh, well, I mean, came for a girl,
Stayed for the weather,
Good as gold,
I need to go piss, Excuse me for a second,
Ah (coughs),
You hungry, Salvi?
Here, eat this,
It's vegan,
Oh? I got something better,
Oh, fuck, Yes, you do,
So do you just carry around a bag of cash
or you're running away?
Oh, I'm running away,
Fuck it, Let's go to Brazil,
Yeah, no, can do,
I mean we are, I'm uh, I'm getting married on Saturday,
So you're saying I have three days to change your mind,
Are you offering to have an affair with me?
I mean, I wouldn't say that,
I wouldn't say affair ever, actually,
I would say hook up, Knock it out,
Hoist the flag, Trim the sail,
Grind the corn, Slay the dragon,
Yeah, can I, do you,,,
Can I give you like a ride somewhere?
From you? No, you are totally Hemingwayed,
Yes, I am (laughs),
Let's go to a bar,
I'm 17, dude,
He looks 17,
Oh, Cheyenne, Would I do that to you? Come on,
I wouldn't put it past you,
To the best years of your life,
Um-mm,
You know you have a stain on your shirt,
Oh, that's blood,
I got into a heavy old brawl on the way in,
No-no-no,
The dude totally yorked a nut cluster
on the front side of his businessman shirt
and had to slide himself from under it,
Shouldn't you be home studying, Juan Carlos?
And if you get this close, you can smell the cheese fries,
Okay,
Cheese fries, Really though,
Why, why aren't you home making tortillas
with your mamacita, huh?
She's not there,
Oh, sorry,
Oh, no, It's fine, dude,
She works nights as a caretaker for this white lady
with dementia or whatever,
In that case I want you,
for as long as you're under my care,
I want you to call your mom and tell her where you are,
- Under your care? - Um-hmm,
Dude, you loaded the dishwasher hours ago,
I think you're under my care, buddy,
It's quite possible,
Are you flirting?
Yeah, you wish,
Let's make sidecars,
Show me what you got,
Show me your lemons,
Dude, give me the stuff,
- Wait, - Lemons,
One or two?
Hmm?
Where you going? Salvi?
Hey, dude, where you going?
What do you care?
'Cause you got the coke,
Dude, look, you can't shake hands
with a clenched fist, Salvi,
Come on, Loosen up,
Do they teach you these idiot slogans
at I'm against gun violence school?
Yes they do, Come on, relax,
Hi, I'm Cheyenne,
Juan Carlos,
Nice to meet you,
And may I introduce you to sidecar,
Ta-da!
I'm actually not much of a drinker,
Juan Carlos, JC, my man,
Okay, fine, When in Rome,
Ah!
Muah!
Hey, life's an opportunity, Juan Carlos,
Better grab it before it flits away,
Salvi, courage isn't the absence of fear,
it's the embracing of it,
Salvi, come on, man, I'm not into the gay stuff, dude,
Oh, shit!
Why are you fucking with me?
Salvi, just 'cause I'm being nice to you,
doesn't mean I wanna sleep with you, man,
Oh, you're showing pity
to the poor Mexican kid who needs a night out,
Buy me a drink, You show off your fancy house,
Put it away now!
You don't get to boss me around anymore,
I'm trying to help you,
Help me? How, Henry?
How are you trying to help me?
By getting me laid?
By showing you life,
Why don't you do anything that would really help me, huh?
Salvi, why don't you-
Face it,
All these white dudes, they're in control
and the rest of us are fucking fucked,
Maybe it's payback time, Hmm?
Huh, Henry?
I dare you, Do it,
Huh?
Salvi, - Fuck!
Salvi,
Oh, shit,
Salvi!
Jesus Christ,
Morning, sunshine,
Salvi, did you steal my gun?
Yeah, So?
So,
What if I didn't know how to swim?
Well, then I'd have to give you
mouth-to-mouth to revive you,
You'd fucking love it,
Boy, come on, Don't sit around,
Help me clean up before my fiancé gets home,
Fiancé? Damn, dude, I forgot,
Yeah, You know this isn't my pool,
Oh, man,
It's hers, This house, that's hers,
The foundation that I work at, that's Diana's too,
I just work there and she pays for everything,
And to top it all off,
yesterday I looked at the wedding dress,
Good, Screw superstition,
Yeah, you know sometimes I feel like
one of those superhero action figures,
you know in the plastic boxes,
'Cause you like wearing tights?
Because on the outside it,
it all looks so good, doesn't it?
Then on the inside it's just all broken, ugly
and no one wants to play with me,
Is that supposed to make me feel better
about sharing my teenage angst with you?
Yes, Yes, it is,
God, you piss me off, You know that?
You get to pull all this stupid shit
and you still get to marry the rich white lady
and live life like a fucking kingpin,
Salvi, you're just a kid,
Do not fucking tell me
that I have my whole life ahead of me,
Because I swear to God, I will fucking dropkick you
into that cactus so hard that you'll fucking
be picking needles outta your ass crack
for like a year,
Okay, Get yourself an El Camino or a big orange Jeep,
Sell some drugs, Get a couple girls pregnant,
You know embrace the stereotype,
What if I am the stereotype?
No, you don't let anybody tell you who you are!
You get it?
Listen to me, your life isn't written in stone,
Nobody's is,
I thought this was the part where we kiss,
No,
Can you stop doing that?
So are you in love with this Diana lady or what?
Of course, I am,
Then, dude, take that pile of cash
you have sitting on your office desk,
Check yourself into a Malibu Barbie rehab center, pronto,
I think I'd rather just disappear
on a yacht in the Greek Islands,
You're damn right, Let's do it,
You're going to college,
I can't afford that,
You'll figure it out,
It's just gonna be for a little while, okay,
Scooch over a little bit,
A little more, - Oh, Jesus,
Okay, Okay,
Okay, I can do it!
Okay,
Oh, oh, please, uh, help me,
Yeah, Daddy,
I, I didn't have any dry clothes,
Oh, all right, Well I'll get you some,
- Okay, - One, two, three,
- Ah, - We get to
spend some time together,
I don't wanna spend any time together,
Well, how about we watch a movie?
You pick,
Get you some bubble water, Come on,
I don't like bubble water, Makes me burp,
A nice limeade then,
- No, - That should do it,
This isn't my house,
I know, Daddy, this is my house,
You're gonna stay here for just a little bit with me,
I don't wanna stay here,
I know, I'll get you a really nice room,
- I want my room, - Something comfy,
All right and down, down you go, All right,
Okay, I'm gonna be right back,
You stay right here,
Okay,
Dry clothes,
Hey, lady, will you marry me on Saturday?
Where's your dad?
Who's in the shower?
Oh, that's a long story,
Uh, (chuckles),
Uh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, Diana,
Oh my, god,
See, it's not what you were thinking,
What am I thinking?
Do you love me or my money?
Isn't it technically your family's money?
No, I didn't, it's not,,,
Diana, Diana, that's not what I meant, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean it like that, I'm sorry,
Hello? Did you call my name?
Henry? - It just came out stupid,
you know,
It's just my head it's all messed up today,
Is that why you slept with a lady boy?
What?
Oh, I'm sorry,
Is that why you slept with a non-binary prostitute?
What? (laughs) No, whoa,
Hold up, Hold on, Diana, let me explain this,
He's just some messed up kid
that turned up in my office last night,
I realize that sounds worse,
I hope you've prayed today,
Fine,
Put it away, You're not a murderess,
Even now, You can't take me seriously,
But you're right, I'm not,
Okay, explain yourself,
I know I've been selfish
and I know that I've probably
ruined any chance that you and I have,
If you let me,
I promise you I will spend the rest of my life
trying to make you happy,
Did you fuck someone else?
Yes or no?
She meant nothing,
That's like bullet point number one
on every super cheaters cheat sheet,
You mean everything,
I promise you I am going to be
the kind of man that you can be proud to marry,
I think you should let me go,
I'm sorry,
Come on, - Henry, get off,
No!
Get off my wife!
Henry? (panting) Henry,
Daddy, Daddy, give me the gun,
Fred, give me the gun,
Are, are, are you okay, Sarah?
♪ We were just kids at the border of 18 ♪
♪ Driving in the fast lane ♪
♪ Headed out through the edge of the night ♪
♪ I know there were talks about giving up daydreams ♪
♪ 'Cause that's where I was lost in the sound and the light ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh floating away so carelessly ♪
♪ One of us was breaking free ♪
♪ And I don't wanna let you down ♪
♪ Floating away and now I see ♪
♪ It was either you or me ♪
♪ And I don't wanna let you down ♪
♪ And I'm so far, far ♪
♪ I'm so far, far ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, far, far ♪
Jose, you finish the lawn?
Yep,
Sorry, I yelled at you last night,
You were nice to me, You didn't deserve this,
Where are we going?
Taking you home, Let's go,
Watch your step there,
Ah,
All right, Uh, how about some sun?
I hate the sun,
You sure do,
You like chocolate cake?
This place has the best chocolate cake,
I don't need your help,
All right, Okay,
Hello?
Gracias, (speaks in Spanish),
Wallace Agote sends his best,
Lucky did this to you?
Okay, Mom,
Okay, my god, my god,
My god,
When you're mad, you look exactly like your father,
Who the hell?
Salvi,
Hey, what's up?
Uh, I uh, I need your bike, Okay,
Salvi, don't!
Hi, to you too,
Salvi, what's going on?
♪ You got to get on it, on it ♪
♪ Oh, do it ♪
♪ You got to get on it ♪
♪ Yeah, you know you want it, yeah ♪
♪ You want it, get on it, on it ♪
♪ Come on 'cause you want it, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Come on you want it, you want it ♪
Muah!
Get off me! What the hell?
- Dude, - Oh!
What kind of final fantasy you playing at?
What's wrong?
You liked it last night, ,
Shut up!
Oh, (chuckles), ah, I'm gonna enjoy
denting your bullshit face with my fist,
Lucky,
Were you jealous?
Were you jealous Henry would take me away from you,
- Who? - You know who,
The Henry you shot this morning in his house
because he didn't have the cash, that Henry,
Why you spinning fairy tales, pepito, huh?
Mm, you like that?
Mm, I don't know what you're on about,
Courage isn't the absence of fear,
Courage, Lucky, is the embracement of fear,
- Oh, my god, - Tell them the fucking truth,
Okay, the truth is Lucky and I are totally in gay love,
- Ooh, - Fuck,
- Oh, - Oh, my god,
Get him!
Shithead!
Salvi!
Salvi! Salvi!
Hey,
Dude, where's my bike?
It's right there,
♪ They built a fence 'round the yard where I stayed ♪
♪ To keep the Shepherd at bay ♪
♪ Saw the vine slowly cover the gate ♪
♪ From the shed where I played ♪
♪ At the time it was a hideaway ♪
♪ Brother calling my name ♪
♪ Till I heard the neighbors say ♪
♪ There was a door they had placed ♪
♪ Forest fires carry me home ♪
♪ Low tide swallow me whole ♪
♪ Told myself I'd return some day ♪
♪ See the changes they made ♪
♪ Pleased to find that old shed remains ♪
♪ But how the world had decayed ♪
♪ Forest fires carry me home ♪
♪ Low tide swallow me whole ♪
♪ Won't you carry me home ♪
♪ In the rowboat I'd float in the lake ♪
♪ From the shore as my paddle sank ♪
♪ Gently waves would take me away ♪
♪ But I was feeling okay ♪
♪ Hearing laughs from the room where we ate ♪
♪ The light was starting to fade ♪
♪ See you there and I hope you don't wait ♪
♪ For that longing embrace ♪
♪ Forest fires carry me home ♪
♪ Low tide swallow me whole ♪
♪ Won't you carry me home ♪