Martin,
Baby, stop,,,
Alright, alright,
It's OK,
OK, it's over now,
It's over,
MOTHER
Sit down,
Stop it,
Alright,
OK, raise your hands,
Come on, raise your hands,
Good job,
We're almost done,
Honey, what do you want to eat?
Martin?
There's this one,,,
This one?
Want to eat,,, These are delicious too,
This one? Peach oatmeal? OK!
I'm going to make it right now,
Play with your toys,
No! We don't throw things!
Don't do that! OK?
Why would you do that?
It's almost ready,
Fanta!
Come here,
OK, baby,
It's ready,
Look!
Look what mommy made for you,
It's time to eat,
You hungry?
Look what mommy made,
There you go, Very good,
You're behaving so well,
We were eating so well, Open your mouth, eat,
There you go,
Damnit Martin!
Look, it's nice,
You want to play with Mr, Duck?
You want to play with Mr, Duck? Yeah?
Very good,
Look how well Martin is behaving,
Honey,
It's okay,
That's it, it's over,
OK,
- It's cold, - Yeah it is,
Is Tomas still in Asia?
Yeah, he's working like crazy before the baby is born,
He's working hard,
Let's see,
Let's see here,
There he is,
He looks different than last time we saw him,
He's big,
He's the size of a lemon now,
His fingernails are growing in,
What?
If it's about Martin, don't worry,
He's with Rosa outside,
He knows her, Everything's fine,
It's,,,
It's not that doctor,
What if,,,
this baby is like Martin?
I wouldn't be able to bear it,
Diana, don't,,,
There's no need to worry,
The probability of that happening is slim,
It's tiny,
Don't worry,
We're running all of the tests,
Down syndrome, chromosomal disorders, etc,
Everything will be fine, Don't worry,
You're in the best of hands,
Thank you, doctor,
This little shit bit me!
- Babe, I'm this close to sealing the deal,
As soon as I'm done, I'm on the first flight home,
If I quit, we'll get sued and lose everything,
We'll be broke, We'll lose the house, my career,,,
and you'll be giving birth in a motel bathroom,
I'm trapped here, babe,
So we have to find another solution,
You need help with Martin, How is the nanny search?
Horribly,
I hate hiring someone who works for two days and quits,
I'm tired of new people constantly moving in and out of the house,
There isn't a line of child development experts waiting at the front door,
They all know each other and talk, They know Martin's a disaster,
Babe, I just want to fix this for you,
- But what can I do from my iPad? - Don't do that,
Don't try to manipulate me,
This isn't a sales call, Tomés Prieto,
I'm not Mr, Miyamoto, I'm your wife,
- Not one of your Japanese clients, - Yeah, Ok,
If you can't wait a few weeks, Maybe I can take a couple of days
head home and,,,
- Babe,,, - What?
I have to go right now,
but let's talk in an hour, I love you, Bye,
It's alright, I'm here!
Calm down,
No,
Martin!
Let's take another bath, sweetie,
Look who's here,
Be careful!
Stop it!
Stop it! No!
Nope,
Let's go,
Martin, not again,
Honey, we need food in the house, Let's go,
Martin, look,
Oatmeal? Do you want some peach oatmeal?
We have to finish so we can go eat some peach oatmeal,
Please, don't do this,
Martin, don't!
No, sweetie, stop!
Martin, stop!
Martin!
That was incredible, Thank you so much,
I'm Luz,
Thank you, Luz,
I don't know what I would've done without your help,
- Thank you, - Back in the Philippines, my son David
was just like him,
But much worse,
I worked with him and he started to improve,
Now he's completely healthy,
Don't worry, miss, He'll get better too,
Why didn't you hire her? She sounds perfect!
I didn't think about it, She already has a job,
Babe, she's a filipino working in Chile?
Would she rather clean supermarkets,,,
or live in a nice house, earning double for babysitting a kid?
Babe, you need to learn to take advantage of these opportunities,
I'll bet she can also help you around the house,
She probably cooks and cleans, It's perfect,
This is our house,
The kitchen is back there and the bedrooms are upstairs,
We can leave that in your room, then take a tour?
Let's go,
Here we are,
This is your room,
LUZ?
- Is something wrong? - Ms, Diana,,,
I've never lived in such a big and beautiful house,
You've given me an opportunity and I,,,
will help make this house into the house of your dreams,
You don't have to worry anymore,
Thank you,
Four Months,
Good morning, sleepyhead,
- Is Martin still asleep? - Nope,
Luz had him up at 6 am,
She bathed him, dressed him, and gave him breakfast,
- And she made me coffee, - She's the best!
Kape na may gatas or something, Not sure how she says it,
Kape na may gatas huh?
They're working on the alphabet and doesn't want us to interrupt them,
- Martin has a doctor's appointment, - Nope,
- What? - I moved it to noon,
What are we supposed to do with all this free time?
- Babe, it makes me nervous, - What?
I don't want to poke the baby in the eye,
He's the size of an orange and you're not that big,
- You said he was lemon sized, - That was last month,
It's impressive, seriously,
What a turnaround,
He's even making eye contact,
His CARS score improved from 3,5 to 2,5,
Did you change his diet or start doing something new?
No, we haven't changed anything,
Well, there is one thing,
- Tell him, - No you tell him,
We have a new nanny,
She's been working with him and speaks with him
but in Filipino,
She doesn't want to work with him in Spanish,
- Is that a problem? - No, communication is communication,
She can speak in Russian if she wants, It doesn't matter,
As long as she stimulates his brain's language center,
It's better not to confuse him with Spanish right now,
I'd love to meet her, can you bring her in next time?
- Yes, - Of course,
Wonderful,
Are you sure you don't want to come to Tokyo? I'll hide you in my suitcase,
No Mr, Tomés, Martin needs me,
- But I can get you more pancit? - Yes please,
- I would love more pancit, Thanks, - You're welcome,
Thank you, Luz,
Did you ever think we'd have a family dinner like this?
This is just the beginning,
Are you sure you have everything?
- You sure you have everything? - What?
Are you sure you have everything?
Yes, honey, I have everything,
And something extra,
- Look, - What is that?
I'm not sure, it was in my suitcase, Looks like a burned claw,
- How did that get there? - I don't know, it's gross,
- Gross, - Luz,,,
I found this in my suitcase, What do you think it is?
It's a chicken's foot from last night's dinner,
Martin liked it,
Martin,,,
I'm going to miss,
You know I love you, right?
OK,
Take care of yourself,
Luz has everything under control,
She's taking good care of Martin and I'll be back very soon,
Luz,,,
You've been a blessing to our family,
- Thank you for everything, - Thank you, Mr, Tomés,
Don't worry about anything,
I'll take good care of Ms, Diana and Martin,
Come back soon,
LEARN FILIPINO FAST AND EASY
I heard you, little one, Let's get you some food,
Hey, how's it going?
- How are your Filipino lessons? - I'm doing great,
- I've advanced a lot this week, - That's great,
- Have you tried talking to Martin? - No, I'm embarrassed,
- Really? - Yeah,
Just dive in, In a few weeks you'll speak better than him,
Honestly, I just want to know what she's saying to Martin,
You want to spy on your nanny to know what she's teaching him?
Obviously,
Is that wrong?
No, not at all,
You know what you should do?
Install this app,
It's called iLinguist,
I used it to find out if my maid was stealing,
- I waited until she called a friend, - And you caught her?
- I caught her and fired her, - No,
Now we hired Ana, She talks shit on the phone, but she doesn't steal,
And I'm paying half the price,
Wow!
- ILinguist? - Yep,
It can also translate in the other direction,
Good morning, Coffee, please,
Baby, what are you drawing?
Thank you,
Martin,
Luz,
Did add in his pills?
- You didn't add his pills? - He hasn't taken them for a while,
My son David never took pills,
Only natural herbs from the Philippines,
But he must take his pill,
You can't decide that on your own, You have to ask me,
- I spoke with Mr, Tomés,,, - Of course,
He told me to try, It worked so well I forgot to tell you,
- I'm very sorry I didn't tell you, - Well, then,,,
If Mr, Tomés said it was fine, then it's settled,
Yes, miss,
OPENS ILINGUIST
YOU KNOW I TRY TEACH YOU
YES, MAMA LUZ
THEY NO LOVE, I LOVE MORE
YES, MAMA LUZ
THEY LOVE NEW BABY MORE
YES, MAMA LUZ
SHE STEAL YOU VOICE, MAKES YOU SICK
SHE STUPID ANIMAL, CAN'T SPEAK FILIPINO
For me?
What a beautiful drawing!
Let's put it on the fridge,
You got the best score,
Now I've got it in here and there,
- Thanks, Luz, - You're welcome, ma'am,
Where is it?
Here it is,
Contacts,
Please answer,
- What is it? - Tomés?
- Babe, is everything alright? - Why are you whispering?
- Who's with you? - No one,
- It's late, I left the TV on, - I'm sorry,
Sorry to call so late, but this is important,
Something terrible happened,
Luz,,,
- is brainwashing Martin, - What?
She tells him we don't love him,
And that we'll love the baby more, We have to fire her,
Babe, wait a second,
How do you know this?
- Was she speaking to him in Spanish? - No,
- I used an app, - Oh!
Of course, An app, That changes everything,
Tomés, this is serious,
She's trying to make him hate us,
This isn't funny!
Honey, relax, I'm laughing because you look so beautiful,
You're protecting Martin from a little old Filipino lady,
It was a conversation, Not just random words,
Babe, we have a contract with a defense company,
They have a translation device worth millions of dollars,
That machine translates only one language
and has a margin of error of two words per sentence,
You think that your $500 phone and a $1 dollar app,,,
No, no, $5 dollars,
Pardon me,
Your $500 phone and a $5 dollar app
will properly translate a Filipino woman
and a boy with severe autism from several feet away,
- Probably not, - Obviously not,
I think you feel a bit left out,,,
and you're looking for someone to blame, It's normal,
But Luz is a good person,
She spends more time with him than we do,
That's all, He sees her as a friend, not your replacement,
Don't be ridiculous,
We should be happy,
Did you ever think Martin would have a friend?
- No, - This is a good thing,
Babe,,,
Luz is the best thing to ever happen to our family,
- What's happening to me? - Honey, don't worry,
- You're right, - Yeah,
I'm sorry for waking you up,
You can wake me up as often as you want,
Try to relax,
I love you,
I love you, too,
Bye,
DELETING ILINGUIST
Ms, Diana,
Come in,
I'm leaving for lunch,
- What? - I told you earlier,
Martin is napping and I'm meeting my son for lunch,
- Your son is here? - Yes, I'll be back in two hours,
If Martin wakes up early, please call me
- and I'll head back right away, - Sure, don't worry,
Thank you,
LUZ?
This is my son, Ms, Diana,
David Sénchez,
Diana Castillo,
It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms, Diana,
Thank you for taking care of my mother,
Your mom is the best thing that's ever happened to us,
Thank you,
They played soccer in the park last week,
It's good for Martin to know someone who was like him,
- David is your autistic son? - Yes, but he's not autistic anymore,
No, he isn't,
Seven Months,
Fanta!
What happened?
- We can't find Fanta, - Did he escape?
- He'll probably come home later, - There's no way to know that,
Baby,,,
Mommy will find Fanta for you,
I'm going to find Fanta,
Fanta,
FANTA MISSING, REWARD
Fanta, Fanta,
I put up fliers on five blocks,
I hope we find him, Thank you,
- Hello, Pablo, I'm Diana Castillo, - Hello, Ms, Castillo, How are you?
Not well, Our dog got lost and we don't know what to do,
- Did you talk to your neighbors?
In fact, I put fliers everywhere,
- You should remove those, fliers are against community rules,
But the everyone's putting up fliers,
- And they get fined every week, - Lost dogs aren't our problem,
I disagree, It is your problem, Someone is stealing,,,
Luz!
Luz! Luz, help!
How am I doctor?
- How's the baby? - Everything's fine,
The baby's in perfect health,
The ultrasound doesn't show any internal bleeding,
Everything looks fine,
How is your morning sickness?
Oh, doctor,,,
I vomit once or twice a day but I'm always nauseous,
Then there's no need to worry,
You probably have throat irritation which caused the blood in your vomit,
We're going to run some more blood tests,
But the baby is perfectly fine,
But I need you on strict bed rest,
For three days,
You're 28 weeks along, No reason to make any mistakes,
You can get dressed now,
- You're on bed rest? - Yeah, but I feel much better,
I'm 100% on bed rest, drinking Luz's chicken soup,
Come in, My dinner's here,
- Let me say hello, - Say hi,
Hello, Luz, how are you?
Hello, Mr, Tomés, I'm fine, I'll get your tea,
Thank you, Luz,
- Is she upset? - I don't know,
She hasn't been like that all week,
- How strange! - Very strange,
- Yes, - How's the soup?
It's delicious,
She says it's a family recipe from before the Spanish conquistadors,
Be careful, Last time I ate her food
I got the most explosive Filipino diarrhea,,,
Shut up, shut up,
Babe, I have to go, See you Saturday,
- I love you, - Me too,
Luz,
Is something wrong?
- It's none of my business,,, - No, no,
Tell me,
Miss, I'm very grateful for everything you've done for me
but I'm in a very difficult position,
I don't know how to tell you this,
- Is it me? Did I do something? - No, miss,
You've been very good to me,
But,,,
Look,,,
the best way to give bad news is to just to say it,
I can handle it, I promise,
- Tell me, - OK,
About a week ago I was cleaning Mr, Tomés's car
and I found,,,
this,
I thought it might be yours,
I asked Martin if he's ever seen you wear them,
He said no, Miss, tell me that Martin
is mistaken,
So I can return to thinking Mr, Tomés is a good man,
Miss, please tell me
that this earring is yours,
Of course it's mine, Luz,
I lost the other one a few months ago
so I threw it out because having one earring is useless,
Really,
I'm sorry, miss,
I knew Mr, Tomés was a good man,
Excuse me, miss,
Eight Months,
He's speaking in short sentences, he has a sense of humor,
- It's just incredible, - So is he,,,
Is he cured now?
We'll observe him for a few months but he's not showing signs of autism,
Great job GUYS-
Thanks, but this was all Luz, She did everything,
Is it true she also cured her own autistic son?
- Yeah she did, - I'd like to speak with her, Excuse me,
Hello,
What's wrong?
You're a piece of shit,
What? Diana!
Are you awake?
I'm going to go have a drink with a friend,
Is that okay or do you want me to stay in tonight?
What does that mean?
Is that a yes or a no? Talk to me,
Do whatever you want,
Do whatever you want, You always do it anyway, so go,
Son of a bitch,
Son of a bitch?
- What's your problem, Diana? - You're my problem,
So leave, I don't want to speak with you anymore, Just leave,
My wife is a dumb bitch,
She's home with our retarded son,,,
With a Filipino whore, What an idiot!
Yeah asshole,
I'm so stupid I tracked your phone's GPS,
No! Bitch!
Diana what are you doing here so late?
- How could you do this to me? - Do what?
- I thought you were my friend, - What are you talking about?
What am I talking about? Don't play dumb bitch!
Diana! Calm down! Are you crazy? You're pregnant!
- How long have you been doing this? - What?
How long? Before or after I got pregnant?
You might not care, but I need to know,
- Tell me! - Alright, calm down!
Can you explain what the hell you're so mad about?
I'm so embarrassed!
I feel awful, I'm so sorry,
I'm so so so sorry, It's just that,,,
- It must be the pregnancy, - Don't be silly! It's fine, I forgive you,
Luckily you fight like a little girl, it didn't hurt at all,
Okay, but,,,
where did you buy these earrings?
They're from Deluna, that hipster store, They were two for one,
That's crazy!
Tomés said he's very worried about you
and that you've been treating him horribly,
He told you that? Well,,,
I have my reasons, I'm not going crazy,
Diana?
Yeah?
Where were you?
I was with Catalina,
I need to ask you something,
OK,
What?
Are you cheating on me?
Why do you think that?
Luz found this earring in your car,
So,,,
- Damnit, whose earring is this? - I have no idea,
- Liar, - Alright, Diana,,,
In what moment
could I have cheated on you when I spend most of the in Japan
and the few weeks I'm here I'm with you 24/7,
- So then whose earring is it? - I have no idea,
It could have come from anywhere, the female valet from the restaurant,
Or the lady who vacuums the car,
Maybe a transvestite mechanic
or maybe it was already in the car before I bought it,
Or maybe Luz put it there so that we would fight,
As crazy as that sounds,
Any of those scenarios are more probable than me cheating on you,
I'm not that type of person,
You know me, I'm a loser, I could never do that to you,
DOWNLOADING ILINGUIST
You should eat something, The baby needs it,
Thank you,
I have an appointment with Dr, Avellén,
I'm going to pass by the store too, Do we need anything?
I'll be back in a couple of hours,
- Hi! - Hello,
I have a question,
Do you still sell these earrings?
- Yes, - Yeah?
- They're over here, - Yeah, The same ones,
I have another question, I wanted to know
if you've ever seen this woman?
Has she ever shopped here?
Yeah, I remember seeing her,
It was weird seeing an Asian lady speak Chinese to that blond kid,
- Yeah? - But they didn't buy anything,
No?
That was all, I just needed some information,
- Thanks for your help, - You're welcome,
- Bye, - Bye,
No, no!
Ms, Diana, please don't do that,
My morn would kill me if I let you carry these heavy bags,
Okay, thank you,
LUZ?
Luz,
Why is your son cutting the grass? Where's the guy who cuts the grass?
- Diego? - Yes, Diego,
He went back to Peru, David will cut your grass from now on,
You can't decide that, you have to speak with me first,
I spoke with Mr, Tomés this morning, He said it was okay,
Well if Mr, Tomés doesn't care, then neither do I,
What are you drawing, kiddo?
Why are you letting him draw this? He's just a boy,
- It's art, miss, - Art?
He's expressing his feelings,
- Martin misses Fanta, - This isn't art,
This is sick, Something a serial killer would draw,
No more of these drawings, Just do your damn job,
Yes, miss,
What's wrong?
We have to get rid of them,
You can't leave tomorrow if we haven't gotten rid of them,
Why? What happened?
My ear's been clogged all week,
I was in the bathroom,,,
and with some tweezers
I pulled out a huge black bug,
- Tomés, I saw it, - A bug?
- I know they're doing this to me,
They came into my room at night and stuck it in my ear,
Hold on, that's why you want to fire them?
- Yeah, - Because you think they,,, Come on Diana,
- Tomés? - It's ridiculous, Diana,
OK, but that's not all,
- I found the shop that sells the earrings, - Yeah,
- Guess what the girl at the shop said? - What?
- That she saw Luz and Martin there, - Okay,,,
They were at the shop!
And they bought the earrings?
No, but they were there, David could have bought them later,
Or they could've been looking for a bathroom,
But Tomés,,,
- Listen, - What?
Luz is letting Martin draw this shit,
Look at it,
- Wow, - What do you mean, wow?
He's really talented,
Yeah, it's gross, but it's really good,
- Good? - Yeah,
Are you crazy?
- It's our dog, Fanta, - Yeah,
Cut from throat to asshole with blood, candles, satanic skulls!
- This is what future serial killers draw, - Babe, look,,,
At Martin's age all I drew was blood and guts,,,
- What? - And I didn't become a serial killer,
Martin draws a lot better than I did,
- Must be the autism, but this is good, - No,
I'll talk to Luz so guides him to draw something more mellow,
Honey, listen, she's still trying to brainwash him in Filipino,
- That's enough, Diana, - Tomés,
The other day I was downstairs using the app,
- And I,,, - Not this stupid app again,
You're going crazy,
- This isn't an anti-Diana conspiracy, - Tomés!
I'm not cheating on you and Luz isn't stealing your son,
- Tomés, please, - These people are our employees,
Employees we pay to care for our sick child,
A child who needs special care,
Something neither one of us can give him, I'm leaving tomorrow,
And you need help until the baby is born,
- And until that day,,, - Shut up!
- There's nothing we can do, - Listen to me damnit!
Shut the hell up! I'm up to here with your shit!
Stop it!
What? I've been studying too,
The car's probably here,,,
The Uber's here, I have to go,
- Thank you for everything, - No, thank you,
Luz, you are the best,
Please take care of them for me,
Good luck,
- No, please, let me, - Okay, sure,
- Thank you, It's heavy, Are you sure? - Yes, it's no problem,
Thank you,
HEY-,
Do you mind?
It's a nice night,
I thought it would be hotter here,
- Can I ask you something? - Of course,
Were you really autistic like Martin?
Or did your mom just con me to get a job?
Is your son still destroying your house?
Is he still hitting you and making your life hell?
Or is he able to communicate like a normal human being?
Yes,,,
- But in Filipino, - Yes, Diana, In Filipino,
Normal people speak Filipino too,
She knows what works,
Before she helped me, I was a scared little kid,
- I lived trapped inside myself, - Your mother also speaks Spanish,
She could have just as easily taught him in Spanish,
Okay-
Open your eyes, Diana,
This pile of bricks
is now a home,
Martin is improving everyday
and you don't have to lift a finger
to wash the dishes or make dinner,
All the peace and quiet around here
is thanks to Luz, my mother,
And you should be on your knees thanking her
every time you see her and kissing her feet,
It's thanks to her that you have a son instead of a vegetable,
But you don't want what's best for Martin
because you're selfish,
You only want what's best for you,
It makes you angry to have a son like Martin,
You aren't a mother,
You're a collector who wants perfect trophies, not children,
Martin,
Did you come into my room and cut my hair?
Where are the scissors?
Where did you hide them?
Did you cut my hair last night?
Did you cut my hair?
Is something wrong, miss?
Look at the huge chunk he cut out,
- Look! - I don't see anything,
Those scissors can only cut paper,
Ask him why he cut my hair last night,
She isn't your mom, I am!
She's your nanny, I pay her to take care of you,
She doesn't love you, I do!
You're bad Martin! You could've hurt yourself or your little brother,
You're in timeout!
What the hell am I paying you for?
He came into my room and cut my hair last night,
Now I have to lock my door and lock him in his room again,
Please, miss, Don't lock him up,
- Martin can sleep in my room, - No,
Your relationship with my son is weird enough already,
If you can't do your job and control him you shouldn't work here anymore,
So take your shit and go, You're fired,
Eight Months and Two Weeks,
Sweetie,,,
You have to eat, stop being so difficult,
One,
One for mom, One for dad,
Martin, just eat one,
Just one spoonful,
Honey, please,
Martin!
Damnit,
Baby,,,
Come on,
Martin?
It's Ok,
It's alright,
Martin?
Everything's okay, mommy,
Martin! The door!
I'm coming, I'll be right there!
Don't move, stay still!
Mama's here, honey! I'm here!
It's okay,,,
CONTACTS: NO NAME
Hello?
Who am I speaking with?
Why was my son calling you? Where did he get this phone?
LUZ?
Hello? Honey?
- Honey? What happened? - Hi,,,
- I just saw your message, Where is he? - Relax, He's OK,
He put his fist through a window, Don't tell me to relax,
They stabilized him in the ambulance,
He lost a lot of blood, but he's stable now,
They're operating on him,
- Removing the glass and fixing his artery, - That's enough, Diana,
- It's over, You must bring Luz back, - What?
- No, - No?
He was fine and as soon as you fired her he tries to kill himself,
He didn't try to kill himself,
He had an attack,
An attack that wouldn't have happened if Luz was there,
She's the only one who can control him, He's gone crazy since she left,
That woman is evil, Tomés,
She's turning him against me, She's not coming back into my house,
I don't give a shit Diana,
This is not about you, This is about our sick son,
She's the only one who can help him, So swallow your pride and get her back,
- Because if you don't, I will, - But Tomés,,,
But nothing! I don't want to hear another word other than yes!
I treated her terribly, She won't want to come back,
Then offer her double, triple, or quadruple the money,
But she better be in the house by the time I get back, or else,
- You're coming home? - I'll be on the first flight home,
Miss,
It's a disaster in here,
David is coming with my things,
No,
No, this isn't happening again,
You're my employee and I'm paying you an insane amount of money,
So you're going to shut up and only speak when spoken to, Right?
- Yes miss, - The only things you need to do
are clean my house, cook my food, and take care of my kid,
Okay?
- Okay? - Yes miss,
- Hello? - Diana, hi, How are you?
- Doctor, - I'm sorry for calling so late,
I received your blood work and I have to ask you something,
Are you taking any kind of drugs?
- Are you joking? - That's what I thought,
It's strange, Your results came back abnormal,
Why don't you come in the morning to redo them'?
Sorry but,,,
What was the problem with the blood work?
It tested positive for hallucinogens,
And some other nasty stuff,
I guess you haven't eaten magic mushrooms
or been playing with poisonous plants, right?
I'm sure it's just a lab mixup, Come in tomorrow and we'll redo it,
- Sorry for calling so late, Good night, - Good night, doctor,
Luz,
- Can you make me some tea? - Okay miss,
Just a chamomile teabag and hot water with no sugar or anything,
Yes miss,
Come in,
- Your tea miss, - Thank you,
Good night,
This crazy bitch is poisoning me,
Tomés,
Tomés?
Honey!
Tomés!
Tomés?
Tomés,
- David, have you seen Tomés? - No, miss, I just got here,
Tomés!
Luz,
- Where's Tomés? - Miss,,,
Mr, Tomés is in Japan,
Then why did you take his suitcase into the garage?
I was looking for some pots,
Tomés, Liar!
I saw you with his suitcase, If he's not here, why are his keys,,,
He said he'd be on the first flight back,
- I heard his voice, - I'm sorry, miss,
You've been under a lot of stress,
Are you sure you weren't dreaming?
Diana?
Hurry up and sit down,
Sit down, sit,
She probably has David spying on us,
- Who? - Luz,
She's watching us,
- Luz, your nanny? - Yes!
She made Tomés disappear, I don't know how but she did,
He was downstairs and when I looked he was gone,
What are you talking about?
Did I tell you about Fanta? He's missing because of her too,
And another 2O dogs and cats around the neighborhood,
But that's not all, Look,
That's gross, What is that?
Look, Look at my lips,
- They're doing this to me, - Who?
Luz, David, and Martin,,,
Wait a second,
- You think Martin is poisoning you? - Yes,
They put it in my tea, shampoo, and toothpaste,
They're giving me Filipino hallucinogens that make me
have these crazy, murder dreams every night,
It's horrible,
- Please, let's just leave, - Relax, Look at me,
I'm here with you,
We'll just go inside and take a look,
If we see anything strange, we'll grab Martin and go,
Everything's going to be fine, I promise,
Okay?
- I guess, - Okay, let's go,
- Hey, I'm David, - I'm Catalina,
I brought Diana back after lunch,
Thank God, Ms, Diana, We looked everywhere for you,
- Thank you, Ms, Catalina, - You're welcome,
What smells so delicious?
- What are you making Ms, Luz? - Adobo, A Filipino dish,
Hi, Martin,
Salamat means thank you,
Why does everyone in this house speak Filipino except for me?
- Are we in the freaking Philippines? - Diana, relax,
No, this is my house, My house! Do you hear me?
- This is all a show, Catalina, - Yes, but Martin is here,
Martin never draws dancing elves,
He draws skulls and dead animals, You know I'm right Luz,
They're poisoning me,
- They want to kill me, - Relax,
They're trying to kill me and you're buying all of this like an dumb-ass,
NO MORE TIME, SHE SUSPECTS
LAST PRACTICE, NEXT TIME, IT WON'T BE ON A DOG,
No!
Let me go!
Tomés!