The kingdom, Niklaus, the kingdom,
You must defend the kingdom,
These pieces, these soldiers,
they're your only defense of the kingdom,
The kingdom,
-Welcome, Jane, -It's good to be here,
Well, this time around,
I completely understand, Jane, and it's good to see you too,
Amy is very excited to be going home,
So, tell me, are you still at the same address?
I am,
And that's the same address where--
Well, we're not going straight home, Doctor,
We're actually visiting relatives
at a really nice bed-and-breakfast, Anders Manor,
I thought,,,
neutral territory, familiar faces, her cousins,
She was really close with them when she was little,
Jane,,,
I'm worried about her flashing back to the,,,
accident,
Well, we're going,
What is this, Father?
This,,, it's a game, Niklaus,
Like checkers?
No, checkers is for the simpletons,
For the babies, like tic-tac-toe,
This, this is chess,
The game of kings,
So, happy birthday,
Are you excited to see the family?
A little bit,
I remember Uncle Ethan was funny,
Aunt Eva was weird, but caring,
Trevor was always nice,
I don't know, It seems like such a long time ago,
Everything's kind of a blur,
I just can't believe you're 18,
I can't either,
It's like I woke up with tits all of a sudden and they let me out of the loony bin for it,
Hey,
Well,,,
Are you sure you're ready for this?
Because you and I can go to a hotel by ourselves,
I want this,
We both deserve a vacation at this point,
Well,,,
let's go have some fun,
Ladies, A gracious new day to you both,
-Come in, come in, Please, -Thank you,
Welcome to Anders Manor,
-I am Niklaus Anders, -I am Jane,
-And this is my daughter, Amy, -Amy, nice to meet you,
We're Jane and Amy Hunter, My sister, Eva Clark, made the reservations for us,
-She's not here at the moment,
They're on an outing, but they'll be back
and they've instructed me to remind you,,,
-Let me take your bags, please, -Thank you,
And let's get you all,,,
nestled in snugly here,
Thank you,
This place is lovely, How long have you been here?
Sometimes it seems like forever,
This was my father's place,
His father built it by hand over a hundred years ago,,,
Am I a king, Father?
Well,,,
you may be a prince,
And I the king,
The king of Anders Manor,
So, we've set aside a particularly lovely room
that I think will be perfectly suitable to the young lady,
It's just down here, Your first door on the left,
So, if you would,
-You know what, I'll take mine as well, -Sure,
-Amy, -No,
Um,,, I think someone's already staying in there,
No, not possible, It's a room I rarely rent out,
It belonged to a dear cousin of mine,
Amy, see? There's nobody in that room, sweetie,
No, No, it's fine, It's fine, There's nothing in there, right, Mom?
-Right, There's nothing in that room, -Nothing there,
Okay, She's fine,
So, your daughter,,,
She has a mental illness, I'm afraid,
Well, I am so sorry, She's such a lovely girl,
She is a very sweet girl,
It's just, sometimes she sees things that aren't actually there,
Well, I can assure you that, for as long as she's here at the manor,
she'll have all the peace and tranquility that she needs,
Thank you so much,
That's why we're here, you know, we just want a fresh start,
Well, toward that point,
we will be having additional guests here this evening, some hunters,
They'll be joining us for dinner at 4:00 p,m,,
after which, we'll be having a cotton candy social,
and a bonfire on the grounds,
I think I'll catch up with my sister tonight, but thank you,
As you wish,
Teach me to play, Father,
Well,,,
This is the king,
The most powerful piece on the board,
And yet, the weakest,
the most vulnerable,
The outcome of the game depends on his survival,
Like a father, he leads and loves,
He loves and leads,
And when he dies,,,
that's it,
The game is over,
Jane,
Oh, Christ, Jane, it's been so long,
I know,
You look great,
Please, I've been driving all day, You look great, as always,
Hello, Janie, Who doesn't lie about things of beauty?
You look just like you did at the wedding,
That was 20 years ago, Ethan,
-Hi, guys, Hi,
Let's go catch up, Okay,
Sweetie, it's time for dinner,
-I'll be down in a minute, -Okay,
Oh, happy birthday, Amy,
Thanks,
You remember your Uncle Ethan, right?
We haven't seen you since you were ass-high to a grasshopper, but,,,
you used to play with Trevor and Blair in the backyard,
I remember,
Well, it's good to see you again, honey,
Hi, Aunt Eva,
Hi, sweetie,
Hi, Blair, Hi, Trevor,
Hi, Amy, It's nice to see you again, too, and you look great,
Well, it has been awhile,
So, how were things at the funny farm, coz?
Damn it, Blair, come on,
Highly inappropriate, young lady,
And Blair, is your ass jealous from all the shit that just came out of your mouth?
Damn it, Trevor,
You know, Trevor,
I really would like to see things from your point of view, but,,,
I can't get my head that far up my own ass,
Wow, your children really have grown up so much, haven't they?
Blair and Trevor, I love you both very much,
but if you don'’t stop,
-you won't believe what happens next,
Excuse me, please,
I'm not hungry,
Welcome to the fun,
If you'll excuse me,
The huntsmen have arrived!
Gentlemen, welcome, welcome, Come in, come in, come in,
-Welcome to Anders Manor, -Thank you, sir,
-I trust that your travels were without undue difficulty? -All good, sir,
You would be Brett, I presume, and these your compatriots,
Yes, sir,
My brother, Darsaw,
-Very nice to meet you, -Much obliged, Mr, Anders,
And I cannot thank you enough for opening up your fine grounds to us,
so we may kill and eat some indigenous wildlife,
Yes, And this would be?
-And Ole, -Ole, pleasure to meet you, sir,
Pleasure, sir, My name's Ole,
Outstanding, Ole,
And may I say,
you have a lovely looking establishment here,
Well, thank you very much,
Dinner's being served presently, Put your bags down, please, relax,
The Reverend Thomas will be joining us presently,
He's on his way,
He'll be presiding later this evening over a cotton candy social and bonfire,
Thank you, sir, In reference to our arrangement for our rate,
my brother Darsaw here, will be willing to cut your firewood up,
-Very good,
Yes, you will,
Well, I'm assuming you're all hungry, correct?
-Very, -Please, come with me,
"Very,"
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present to you,
Darsaw, Ole, and Brett, the Bayton boys,
They're here to do some buck hunting this weekend,
Hey, y'all,
Damn, Darsaw, you sure know how to clear out a room,
Back at the manor,
Our annual fall prison sentence,
Mm, I love it,
-Mm-hm, -I fucking hate this place,
You know what I did love,,,
,,,was the meal that Charlie Manson served,
Oh! The gray matter?
-The gray matter, It was very nice, -Delicious,
Did you see the eyeball in the teeth?
The guy scares me,
He's the weirdest guy I've ever met,
Mm,
Oh, speaking of the which, um,,,
Did you see those three hunters that showed up?
-Maybe,
Maybe,
It's been about an hour and a half, You haven't fucked anybody yet?
You mean, like you fucking your cousin the last time we were here?
Hm,
That happened,
You're adorable,
You are adorable, Hm,
Hey, lady,
Come on, are you serious?
No, I'm not in town this weekend, I'm,,,
with my family at this place we go a couple times a year
and desperately try to act normal,
Yeah, it's called Anders Manor,
It's so lame,
No,
Look, do you remember, um,,,
that cousin that I told you about, the super crazy one?
Yeah, well, she checked out of the loony bin today,
so we're all here to throw her a "Welcome Back to the Family" party,
Amy, do you understand that even though you may feel a shock,
it will not break the hypnosis?
You will relax immediately,
noting only the pain, and its lesson,
You will remain in a trance,
Do you understand that, Amy?
Yes,
Very good,
Now, Amy, you are a tiny caterpillar,
crawling across a leaf,
What are you, Amy?
I'm a tiny caterpillar,
Very good, Amy,
Now, we're gonna spin you a cocoon of good drugs
and helpful therapy,
And while you're in that cocoon, you won't feel any pain,
And when you emerge from the cocoon,,,
you will be a beautiful butterfly,
I'm sorry, I was a complete and total asshole to you at dinner,
I didn't want to come this weekend and my parents made me
and I'm pissed at them, not at you,
Still cousins?
Look, I feel really bad, okay?
Friends?
Well, boys, you like?
I like,
That MILF, you see those titties?
Man, wait until you see them True Believers,
The what?
The True Believers, man, They're a church group or something,
Man, church girls don't put out no poon,
Yeah, well, these ones do,
Universalists, or some shit,
What about that retarded girl?
Kind of cute,
"Butterface" cute,
Ole, man, listen to me right now, all right?
That girl broke in the head, You stay away from her,
I remember playing superheroes with you and,,,
pushing you on the swing when we were six,
You were totally normal,
What happened, Amy?
I got sick,
That's all,
I'm taking meds for it now,
Yeah, but, like, crazy sick though, right?
Sometimes I don't know what's real,
And it seems real to me,
Like,,,
Playing superheroes, but,,,
But thinking that you're actually a superhero,
Like an acid trip,
People know they're hallucinating on an acid trip,
Is there anything I can do to make up for what I said at dinner?
Yeah,
Do you know how to do makeup?
Step into my office,
I'm gonna make you look so expensive,
Mm-mm-mm!
Like a ripe, juicy fruit,
You're going to get pregnant,
Actually, I'm on the pill, shithead,
Syphilis then,
Why are you guys so mean to each other?
-Love, -Love,
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
The curlers hurt my head,
Beauty is pain, Cousin,
Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling some bullshit,
This is it, True Believers,
Let's set it up,
Come on, True Believers,
Set it up,
Let's party with the Lord!
Who is it?
It's the Wicked Witch of the West,
Open the goddamn door,
Come on in, Eva,
-Hello, -Hi, honey,
Come over here and have a drink with me by the window,
And let's watch boys carry heavy things,
What are we, 16 and 18 again?
Well, let's just pretend we are, okay?
I mean, I haven't seen you since the funeral,
That's true,
Oh,
-Yay! -Mm,
Oh,
-Look, I've gotta tell you,,, -Oh my gosh,
,,,I've got dibs on the one with the fur hat,
["Phoenix Rising" playing on radio]
♪ Screaming in colors,,,
Well,,, boys, I'll leave you two to get settled,
Darsaw,,,
Thanks for chopping that firewood there, Pumpkin,
Brett don't chop no wood,
Relax, you big babies,
I'll be back, and I'll have beer,
We all come together,
and we all go apart,
I said we all come together!
And we all go apart,
Like atoms,,,
like stars,
Did you get cotton candy?
Ice cream?
So nice to know your bodies are nourished,
Now, it's time to nourish our souls,
If you would,,,
breathe in with me!
And breathe out,
Breathe in with me!
And breathe out,
Welcome,,,
my True Believers,
You, stay,
So, how do you think she's adjusting?
Well, Ethan, I already see a difference,
Well, Niklaus did it again,
Everything is wonderful, as always,
Good, It's good,
Thank you,
God loves you,
Jesus loves you,
Muhammad loves you, Shiva loves you,
And the Goddess love you,
It doesn't matter if you believe,
It doesn't matter at all, love doesn't care,
Brothers and sisters, love doesn't care,
So, let's crank up the tunes,
Fire up the pit,
And let's rejoice,
Let's rejoice, in the name of love,
Hello, brothers and sisters,
-What can we do for you, um,,, -Darsaw,
Darsaw Bayton,
You see, I was just feeling the spirit,
and I figured I'd come over and lend a friendly hand to you all,
Uh, Trevor, Trevor Clark,
Genuine pleasure, Trevor,
I'm Blair,
-Blair Clark, -Ma'am,
And you are?
Actually, my business is with you, Trevor, Can I borrow you for a minute?
-Of course I can,
Seriously?
My brother, Ole,,, He pulled his back out stacking firewood,
You know, he's as useless as tits on a bull, that one,
And, well, I got a ton of gear in my truck and it's a two-person lift,
Help a brother out, would you? Say yes,
I mean, I love that girl with all of my breaking heart,
but we didn't know what we were getting into,
I know, I've heard so many stories of heartbreak when people adopt,
I mean, you just never know what family history you're gonna get,
-Okay,
-Careful, my hand--
It's slipping,
Nice and easy,
There's precious cargo in here,
What the hell,
So,,,
I gotta ask you,,,
What's up with you and old "Barbie?"
-Yeah, She's hot as hell, man,
Oh,,,
Dude, she's my cousin,
Big deal, What, you've probably seen her
three, four, maybe five times in your life?
Cousin, schmousin,
It's fair game, in my book,
What the hell,,,
Her and I,,,
we had a thing,
-Yeah,
Me and Amy, last trip to the manor,
Yeah, I-- I was,,,
16, and she was 14,
-I knew that I liked you, -Well, I-- It was weird,
I mean, I-- It was weird, It,,,
Weird now even being back here,
I'll bet it is,
Look, we were,,,
young, you know?
Exploring,
Nothing-better-to-do kind of stuff,
I could be way off base, but I think you still kind of like her,
Well, maybe, tonight you guys can rekindle some of that
"manor magic,"
No, I don't think so,
But I-- I will take another beer,
[clears throat
All right,
Now you're speaking my language,
You like taking pictures?
You almost gave me a heart attack,
Uh, yeah,
Don't be scared,
I like taking pictures, too,
-Yeah,
But I like being in them better,
Hey, come on, take a picture of me,
-Yeah, that's right,
I'll even pose right nice for you,
Hmm,
Okay,
Okay, got it,
Okay, okay, let's shoot,
I'll pose again for you, I'll give you another pose,
We're good,
Let me see,
Excuse me?
Can't you show me on that little screen of yours?
Uh, I really should get going back to the party,
You ain't going nowhere,
It's a good shot,
You sure can take a good picture,
Thanks, Uh, I really should get back to the party,
You have a nice night,
Yeah, You, too,
-Your hair looks so good like this, -Thanks,
I'll teach you how to do it,
Hey, I'm Ole,
Ole Bayton,
You sure are purtier than when I saw you earlier,
Don't go,
Stay,
Just wanna be friends,
Excuse me, sister, uh,,,
You mind if I rap to you for a minute at the gazebo?
Um-hm,
Brother, you don't mind if I talk to the sister?
Let me rap for a minute, Are you all right with that?
If you can forgive my bluntness, but sister,,,
Your aura right now is screaming, like, whoa!
Um,,,
I'm sick,
In my brain,
Bummer,
-You're funny, -No, sister, it's called charm,
True love,
Compassion,
What makes you sick, sister?
Acute paranoid schizophrenia with mild hallucinations,
Sometimes, my imagination is real to my brain, and I can't tell,
And sometimes,,,
my imagination's really fucked up,
Bummer,
Are you on any kind of treatment right now?
Um, I just got out of in-patient for four years,
Today?
Yeah,,, today,
Intense,
Five, four, three, two, one,
Are you relaxed?
Can you hear the sound of my voice, Amy?
-Yes, -Good,
Now, let's talk about the night of the accident,
I don't want to,
Okay, Let's talk about something else,
Tell me about your dad,
Tell me about David Hunter,
I did a bad thing,
What bad thing, Amy?
I hurt my dad,
He was bleeding,
He stopped moving,
Why did you hurt your dad?
Bastard demon, Aka Manah, tricked me,
Still,
He's still tricking me,
Aka Manah,
It's a demon that tries to tell me what to do,
Amy, did you say, "Aka Manah"?
Yeah,
It's a demon, It's part of my psychosis,
But it's-- It's made-up,
The doctors told me,
Well, Amy, I don't mean to give you hallucinations, but,,,
Aka Manah is not a made-up demon,
He isn't?
Tell me about Aka Manah, the demon,
He scares me,
He tells me bad things,
What kind of bad things?
It's okay,
You can tell me,
You're safe under the trance,
He said, "Kill him, or die, Amy,"
and I did,
He tricked me,,,
like he's still tricking me, because I'm his,,,
I'm his fucking puppet,
Very good, Amy,
Aka Manah literally means, "evil mind,"
Listen,,,
I'm gonna give you my card,
You give me a call,,,
when you need to hear a friendly voice,
Or if you just need somebody to remind you,,,
what's real,
Rap at you later, sister,
You know what?
You're all right,
You are all right,
Not so bad yourself,
You know, I was thinking,,,
'cause you're a cool cat, and I'm obviously a cool cat,
maybe we could get your purty lady,
and I could find a purty lady of my own,
And we could explore this here manor,
And, I don't know, just happen to stumble into my room,
and polish off these beers, and,,,
get to know each other a little better,
So, sister, how are things with Amy?
She killed her damn husband because she thought he was some sort of sex demon,
Well, apparently, I need to get some fresh air,
Ma'am, when I first saw you,
you reminded me of a beautiful spring day,
And I have been trying to get you alone for just one moment, from the minute we locked eyes,
Oh, my goodness,
Well, Darsaw, I do declare,
you,,, flatter,
Well, if you are a kind woman, you'd put me out of my misery,
by allowing me your fair company, ma'am,
I would just completely stay away from that guy, Ole,
Thank you for looking out for me,
It's sweet,
Yeah,
And I like you a lot,
And I want you,
You-- You're my cousin,
Yeah,,, I'm adopted,
Want some?
This is the prettiest thing I've ever seen,
I know,
I love sunsets,
I wasn't talking about the sunset,
I was looking at you,
Oh,,,
Thank you,
I knew there was a sweetie underneath all that flannel,
Well, that's very nice of you to say,
but now that I think of it,
it really is a very beautiful place they got here, ain't it?
It's funny, because I just really, really didn't want to come here this time,
But now that I'm here, I kind of like it,
You know, it's nice,
Quiet,
And, I haven't had the urge to check my phone
ever since somebody walked through the door,
Well, you know, it's kind of like the great scholars say,
"Less is, in fact, more,"
I like that,
Well, you know, the manor does kind of have its own unique charm to it,
Yeah,
Yeah, I like wandering around and looking at all the weird little trinkets,
Yep,,,
the accommodations ain't bad, either,
-The rooms are kind of nice, -Yeah,
Mine's pretty cozy,
Oh yeah?
Mine ain't too shabby, either,
Oh, is that right?
I wonder if the, uh, layouts are the same?
-The couch is in the same spots,,, -Yeah,
,,,and the lamps,
I wonder, I'm so curious,
Say, I'll tell you what,,,
if you show me yours, I'll show you mine,
I can roll with that,
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
When I first saw you, it was like a spring day,
I'd appreciate the pleasure of your company,
No!
-Quiet, quiet, quiet! -Stop! Stop it!
No! No! No!
-Quiet! Quiet!
Amy, honey, what's going
Amy Amy, it's Mom,
Amy, it's Mom, It's Mom,
Hey, Mom,,,
Mom, I need my meds,
Okay, okay, We'll get you them,
Okay, It's okay, I've got you, I've got you,
Come on, it's just you and me,
It's just you and me, Come on,
We'll go to bed, Remember, it's just you and me,
Am I like a king, Father?
You are but a lonely pawn, my son,
A pawn? I don't understand,
Well,,,
each piece is different,
Each one has a different role to play,
They're unique,
Some people say that one piece may be more powerful than another,,,
or have a higher rank, but I disagree,
Each piece is as powerful, or as weak,
as the circumstance it finds itself in,
At the beginning of the game, they are all equal
and depending on the strategy used,
the positioning, the circumstances of the play,
any piece could be the weakest,
Or any piece could be the most powerful,
I like your hat,
Really?
Give it to me,
You want it?
Mm-hm,
All right,
It looks better on you,
-It really does,
You know, um,,,
I have a surprise for you,
Turn around,
Close your eyes,
I won't look,
Maybe get started on that belt buckle for me, huh?
Don't gotta tell me twice,
Doctor, I have Amy for you,
Thank you,
Hello, Amy,
Well, it's your last day with us,
Yeah,
How do you feel about that?
Um, a little scared,
Four years is,,,
a long time to be away from everyone,
I feel like I've changed a lot,
I'm hoping outside has changed, too,
You have, It has,
We've all come a very long way, you especially,
Thank you,
We've made fantastic progress,
Although, there have been some incidents,
And the nightmares,
Are you still having the nightmares?
-Um,,,
Aka Manah,
What is it?
Doctor, Mrs, Hunter is here,
Could you tell her we'll be with her in a moment?
Yes, Doctor,
Amy,,,
I'd like for you to consider remaining in some programs here at Fairview,
I have to be frank with you,
I am worried that your episodes may turn dangerous
if you are not in a controlled environment,
I have to stay here?
No, No, no,
No one is trying to force you to stay here,
I am simply talking about a day treatment program,
No,
God, if I don't have to,,,
and I mean, have to stay here,,,
I'd really like to go back,
Oh my God,
I had no idea it had gotten so bad,
Oh, I'm sorry, honey, Do you not remember about Dave's funeral?
What a horrible thing to say, Ethan,
Yeah, it's the concussion talking,
Oh,
Oh, are we okay?
The pills should put her out for the night,,
Janie, it's a heartbreak,
I don't think I could do it,
Jane, you've got the patience of a saint,
So, the girl--
She'll be asleep soon,
Good, good, Sleep is good,
To wit, if there's nothing else, I would like to retire,
Thank you so much for everything, Nik,
You're a prince,
And you're a very nice lady,
So, breakfast in the morning, seven to nine?
Goodnight, everybody,
Here,,, is just a white pawn, right?
No,
Just a white pawn
until he becomes,
the white pawn,
And he clashes,
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I shall raise my sword
In defense of my queen Clash, clash
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I shall raise my shield
To protect my king Clash, clash
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I shall die honorably in battle
I will, clash, clash
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I'll be the first to die If to die I must, clash, clash
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I am the white pawn, clash, clash,
That chess set has always creeped me out, Ethan,
Well, maybe that's what I like about it, Jane,
I'm going out to the gazebo,
To get stoned,
Yeah, to get stoned, What the hell?
Why don't you have another fucking drink, Eva?
I'll be right back,
I thought he'd never leave,
Hey, be happy that you have someone to annoy you,
Like I need a hole in the head,
All right,
No, I shouldn't, Amy's a mess,
That's an argument for, not against,
Go on,
My God, Eva, keep drinking,
Just drink yourself to death, please,
Yeah,
Oh,
Fucking animals,
God, I hate this place,
I need to piss,
-Eva,,,
Come here,
I got something for you,
I think I'll join you, son,
Who are you?
Ah,
-Have a good night, son,
I've been waiting for so long
Time again
Time and time again
It's when I want you so bad
I mean, especially at my age, I mean--
Who the hell is that at this time of night?
Ladies,
I'm sorry, I hope I didn't startle you,
Evening, ma'am,
I got a car downstairs that's full of buckshot and water,
and some deer piss,
And, well, I need my brothers to help me unload it into the pickup truck,
but, uh, they don't seem to be answering their god--
Their phones, Um,,,
So, without sounding rude, um,,,
have y'all seen my dumbass brothers anywhere?
We haven't seen them since dinner with you,
Would you like some wine?
Hm,
Yes,
Nah, I'd better not,
Uh, I-- I'm gonna go upstairs
and check to see where Tweedledee and Tweedledumbass are,
but y'all ladies have a good evening,
and maybe a raincheck, or something like that,
I'll wait, It's all right,
Yes, thank you very much,
I used to spend my nights out In the barroom
Brought me back
From being too far gone
-Oh, shit,
Where the fuck is Blair?
Shit, Shit, that fucking hick,
Darsaw!
Goddamn numbhead,
Fucking stupid asses,
Darsaw!
Ole!
The fuck you at, man?
Goobers!
You guys better stop,,, fucking around,
She didn't even unpack,
That's not like her,
Okay, then he put his hand up my skirt and he yelled--
Here, come here,
What the fuck does that even mean?
I have no fucking idea,
but whenever he did it, I just nearly came,
-Our baby! -Hey,
-Hey, so beautiful and grown, -Hey,
Why are you out of bed? You feeling better?
Yeah, Mom, have you seen Blair come through here at all?
Um,,,
Because she has my cell phone charger,
and, uh, my-my battery's dead,
There's no network out here, and I'm dying, so,,,
-Well, I would check upstairs,,, -Yes,
-,,,or the local nightclubs, -Definitely,
-Nope, No, Ma,
Come on, Amy, Gotta go, Okay,
Mmm, it's just like when we were kids,
Um-hm,
-Um-hm,
Blair!
Blair, what the fuck?
Blair!
-This is, this is,,,
She-she's not answering her phone,
Well, shit,,,
I thought we would have caught her bawling her brains out
in some redneck threesome free-for-all,
-No, No luck,
I-I think we better get the 'rents involved,
One-- One of those cult freaks could've made off with her,
or she could've hitched a ride with that cotton candy vendor,
I think he,,, was cute,
I think the True Believers were good,
-I mean, they were nice people,
Yeah, oh, they're nice,
Yeah, that's how they get you to join their cult,
Next thing you know, you're shaving your head
and your selling flowers at a fucking airport, Come on,
Amy, take your time,
And don't be in a hurry to take your finger off of the piece,
Okay, I think I got it this time,
So, make your move,
Bishop to queen's bishop three,
-Check, -Very good,
You know, I can still take your bishop with my rook,
Maybe,
Okay then,,,
rook takes bishop,
Queen to queen's knight five,
-Checkmate,
Oh, son of a bitch, Amy,
I finally got you,
Three moves ahead,
Nicely done,
Thanks,
-Sorry,
I didn't mean to startle you, just looking for my brothers,
-Um-mm,
I'm sorry, I just took a nap and woke up,
-And these two here got stone fucking drunk,
God,,,
We need to find Trevor,
All right, I'll come with you, I've got a flashlight in the car,
Ole!
God damn it,
Darsaw!
Oh my God,
Is that real?
Man, that's fucking real,
-We're sorry,,,
-,,,you have reached a number that has been disconnected,,,
Fuck!
I remember seeing a landline inside, all right?
Come on, let's go see if that one works,
Come on,
God damn it, Darsaw,
Come on, we need to go find "Thelma and Louise,"
-Go see if you can find the phone somewhere, -Okay,
I think I see it over there near the window,
Ma'am? Ma'am, wake up, Ma'am, please,
Ma'am?
Ma'am
Call 911, Amy!
Call the police!
The phone, is it working or not?
[indistinct, hysterical shouting]
Fuck!
Stop! Stop!
Ah,
The omnipotent, noble knight,
I shall mount my mighty barbed steed
and take great lengths upon this land,
paired with my bishop in defense,
Serve upon this war, its end,
Happy birthday,
-Make a wish,
I wish this would end,
Where's my mom?
Why, right there, of course,
Who's that? Where's my mom
Follow the bread crumbs,
Now, the bishop,,,
a wily soldier,
but an honorable man,
And I shall preach the good word, sire,
and bring our enemies to God's fire,
Pray for their souls upon the hour
as death's dragon doth devour,
The kingdom, Niklaus, the kingdom,
You must defend the kingdom,
-The kingdom,
These pieces, these soldiers,,,
They're your only defense of the kingdom,
-The kingdom, -The kingdom,
The kingdom,
Mama! Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry, Okay, Mom,
-Hello, Amy, -No!
-Let my mom go!
Yeah, about that,,,
Jane, we're not going to be needing you anymore,
No, I'm sorry, the king has sacrificed you
so that we could put our queen back on the board,
No,
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear daughter
Stop!
Oh, Amy, you're being silly,
Yes, yes, Do you not understand?
I'm your daddy, It's true,
Your mother was my cousin, the beautiful Elizabeth Rosen,
-No! -Listen to me,
I knew the moment I saw you, that you were my Amy Anders,
My father made us give you up,
But now you're back, Now we can win,
You're Aka Manah,
-You killed them all, -Amy,,,
They were just game pieces,
This is the game of kings, Do you not understand?
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I shall raise my sword
In defense of my queen Clash, clash
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I shall raise my shield To protect my king
Clash, clash I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I shall die honorably in battle
I will, clash, clash
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
I am the white pawn
I'll be the first to die If to die I must, clash, clash
I am the white pawn Clash, clash
You killed Trevor,
No, not true,
That was your demon,
He made me,
I was just his puppet, and you know exactly what I'm talking about,
And you know what else? He's gonna make you do it, too,
No,
Amy, Amy, Amy,,,
Listen to me very carefully,,,
You're not my father!
You are a beautiful monarch butterfly,,,
,,,emerging from the cocoon,
Preparing to take flight,,,
and be free,
Queen to queen's knight three,
Remove now, the black queen from the board,
Good daughter,
Now, come here,,,
and give Papa a big hug,
Hello, Reverend Thomas, It's Amy Anders,
It's actually Anders now,
My mom left me here to recover, and Nik had to leave town for a little while
and take care of family down south,
And he left me in charge, and,,,
I thought, you know, we could use a lot of help around here,
and maybe we could work something out?
Great,
I look forward to it,