200 years ago, casteism and tortures due to it were at it's peak in India,
Anyone who raised their voice against the dominant,,,
were brutally tortured, murdered and buried away,
During this phase, in the Dravidian land,,,
a lot of oppressed laws and punishments were brought in to practice,
One such cruel law among these was brought in practice by the Kingdom of Travancore,
That was the 'Breast tax system',
Women apart from the ones in higher caste,,,
were imposed with tax if they had to cover their breasts,
Which means, they need not pay the tax if they don't cover their breasts,
A woman from the lower caste single handedly protested against,,,
,,,Aditya category people all alone,
Her name was Nangeli,
In order to silence Nangeli's protest, the government imposed double tax on her,
She was stubborn and refused to pay the tax,
One day, the government officials came to her house and demanded the tax,
Nangeli revolted in anger,
The officials set their men on Nangeli and molested her for revolting,
An embarrassed Nangeli ran inside her house,,,
and came out with a sharp sickle,,,
She yelled " If my breasts are the reason for imposing tax then here, take them!"
She cut off her breasts and placed them on a plantain leaf,
In pain, Nangeli fell unconscious,,,
in a pool of blood and died in her husband's arm,
Unable to bear the pain of her demise,,,
Nangeli's husband committed suicide by jumping into her funeral pyre,
Shocked, the government was forced to put an end to this law
All Nangeli wanted was the freedom to dress,
But instead all she got was freedom from life,
Freedom of expression, women empowerment etc,
all such freedoms that we have today,,, are the results of many sacrifices,
Though such events can be hidden or erased from history,,,
still people from those parts remember these sacrifices,
AAME
[cicadas chirping]
[airplane whizzing]
Where are you? Did you get down?
Just got down from my cab,
The roads are quite empty today, [dogs barking]
On top of that, I can hear a dog howling,
What? The road's empty?
Also you hear a dog howling!
Be careful, watch out for ghosts,
Who said so?
The dog must be howling in hunger,
I don't believe in that kind of thing,
Hello?
[humming]
Hey! Excuse me!
Who's that?
[electric buzzing]
[coins clinking]
[panting in fear]
[bike vrooms]
[car unlock sound]
[toy noise] [gasps]
[cicadas chirping]
[claps]
[chainsaw vrooms] [shouting]
[tires screeching]
Help!
[axe swishing]
[car beeps]
Dude, she is our scapegoat, Ready,,, ready!
[toy noise] [gasps]
[chainsaw vrooms]
Easy, Don't be scared
Who are you? Who are,,,
Hey, don't be scared,,,
-Look over there! There! See that camera? -See there?
[panting]
-Hey! Hey! -Hey! Hey!
Cool down! Cool down!
-Hey! Hey! -Hey!
It's okay, come on,
-Cool down! -Cool down!
-It's just a prank show, -Just a prank show
Cool down!
-This is a prank show, -For our Tag T,V's first program
'Gotcha! Gotcha!' and you're the first lucky victim!
[cheering] Look there is the camera,
Hey, It's a prank,
-It's all dummy, -I got really scared,
Now say 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' [camera captures]
'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
[cicadas chirping] [shouts]
'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
-'Gotcha! Gotcha!' -'Five, Six, Seven, Eight!'
'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
-Hey! No! -[gasps]
[sheep bleats] [gasps]
No! Don't shoot me! Please don't!
Help me! Help me!
"We all are the army of monkeys"
He's coming
Please don't shoot me! [balloon bursts]
[pistol fires]
[laughs]
"song"
Hey, don't be scared, It's just a prank show, Okay?
No crowd at all today,
Have patience man,
Told you, let's take an off today,
Looks like lovers, isn't it?
Ready! Ready! [camera captures]
-You go, okay? -Camera ready,
Hey, turn on the mic,
Car ready to move,
You! What are you doing?
Who are you sir?
So, you kidnapped her?
What are you saying sir?
-Sir! Sir! Check out this fellow, -Yes?
-Hey, what are you doing here? -What do you want?
Sir, we are casually sitting here and talking,
Sir, remember I told you about this fraud?
Do you know who he is? I saw you with another girl last week,
-Please come here, -Sir!
-Hey, is he the one last week? -Sir! Yes, sir! It's him!
-Last week you were with this girl, right? -You hangout with me right?
-You took me to the same beach, right? -Oh my god! I don't even know her!
Don't trust him! [crow caws]
-Weren't you with me? -Who are you?
Pity! It's enough dude, [distant indistinctive chatter]
He is cheating her sir, please stop him, [chuckles]
-Shut you mouth and ask them to continue, -Please listen to me sir,
She is saying to keep continuing, guys,
-"song" -What happened?
"song"
"Gotcha! Gotcha!"
Both: All Hail the Godsman! All Hail the Godsman!
-Hey! Move! Move! Make way man! -All Hail the Godsman!
Make way man!
"Gotcha! Gotcha!"
-How dare you? One slap,,, -Who do you think you are?
[groans] "Gotcha! Gotcha!"
You think we'd be silent, if you hit us?
-Swamy look at him, -I have a knife, I will cut you,
Look Swamy, he doesn't even respect you!
What's your problem?
-"Gotcha! Gotcha!" -Nithyanandha!
-Die man! Die! -Die man! Die!
Catch him! Catch him!
Stop him!
"Gotcha! Gotcha!"
-Come on, Come,,, -Look there,,,
,,,is a camera,
-Come on! -Look at the camera over there,
[beeps]
Shall I pour it? Shall I? [gasps]
[groans]
Dating sounds fine, Marriage is not my forte,
-Accept me! -Or else what will you do?
-Huh? Hey! -Hey! Are you mad?
-Hey! -Shall I pour?
Shall I? Shall I?
[groans]
Escape guys, come on,
[phone rings] Akash!
What's the total duration?
Give me a second, [phone ringing]
22 minutes and 15 seconds, bro,
-Superb! Lock it, -Hmm,,,
Mr, Episode, check if you're okay with the edit?
Hey Gowri!
How many times have I warned you not to call me Mr, Episode?
-Say it again and I'll slap you! -Okay, dude, Relax
-There is a limit -It's okay, look at that and confirm,
How does it look?
Looks good,,,
That dumped part from the ghost episode,,,
Which episode? [laughs]
Hey, don't laugh guys,
Dude, I think we can extend the ghost sequences,
-It's entertaining, -No need dude,
Dude, that guy started weeping out of fear,
Once we told him it's a prank, he lost it and was about to hit us, DO you know that?
But,,,
seriously poor fellow, I feel you guys went a little overboard,
Akash, you may feel pity for that boy,,,
but then Kamini? [sighs]
-Phew! -Who's that?
What?
Oh! You're new here, right?
You must not have watched Kamini's previous episodes,
Dude, the girl who acted unconscious pranking people, That's her!
Oh! Is that our Kamini?
What? Our Kamini?
I guess our new editor will woo her soon,
No! No! I know her already that's why I asked so,
-Go ahead, Flirt with her, -Nothing else, I asked,,,
I just asked if she acts really well, That's all, nothing else,
Acting?
Dude, she just won't stop once she gets started
At one point even if we plead her to stop out of sympathy, she won't!
I'll crack up and laugh at some point but Kamini?
She is quite spontaneous, sharp and bold! God!
A sadist! [distant phone rings]
Dude, haven't you forgot that episode at?
What was that episode?
That is,,,
the day Mr, Episode got dumped and that episode was witnessed by his friends,,,
which is related to that episode,,, [laughs]
Dude, I should give an clarity right?
-Hey! -Ah?
Hey!
-Sunny Leone? -Hmm,,,
It seems it is a historical movie!
There are sword fights too,
Historical film, my foot!
The films in which Sunny Leone acted are mostly delete from Browser history,
[all laughing]
Hey guys, morning!
-Hello sir, -Morning sir,
Gowri, is everything packed up?
We are on it sir, Almost done,
What's that?
A small correction in "Gotcha! Gotcha!" episode,
-If it is completed,,, -Come on guys!
We've been slowly shifting our office over a week,
What's with the last minute corrections?
-Today's the last day, -Okay, sir,
We gotta empty the building by today evening,
-It's a court order man, -No sir, it's almost done,
See, our boss is very particular, Okay? It's a prestige issue,
If we don't vacate by today evening,,,
other channels will make a news out of this, and spoil our reputation,
-Okay, sir, -Right?
Why is he carrying a long face?
Is he missing this building already?
Well, nothing like that sir,,,
the day Mr, Episode got dumped and that episode was witnessed by his friends,,,
Shut up, Gowri! [laughs]
Hey, where is Kamini?
[temple bell rings]
[devotional song playing]
[bell rings] [gasps]
[alarm clock rings] Mom!
[alarm clock rings continues]
[crow caws] [birds chirping]
What happened?
[distant train honks]
Had a nightmare?
Yes, mom!
-A bad dream! -What was it about?
I was wearing handful of bangles,,,
and with flowers in my head,,,
and Mehendi on my hands,
-In a red colored saree, -Red colored saree?
Did it set off a bull and did it charge towards you?
A bull?
Tell me what happened then?
What more do you expect to happen?
That's all and I woke me up,
Crap! It's 11 o'clock!
So, seeing yourself in a saree is a nightmare to you?
Move mom!
Look how your room is!
Can't you wake up early on you birthday, you woke up at 11 o'clock,
That too after when alarm rang!
Would any girl call it a night mare? When a girl got a good dream,,,
,,,dressed traditionally and praying to the god,
Instead of getting married and leading a family life with husband and kids,,,
you work in a TV station, playing pranks on people!
I bought you a new saree, hoping you'll wear it at least any day,
But you? You get into that same circus attire of yours!
[crow caws]
I named you 'Sathyavani'
And what do you do? You give yourself as 'Kamini!' and roaming,
Wonder when you'll make your mom proud,
Mom, tune into our channel, My program is airing,
So you didn't hear my words all this while, right?
-I heard you, Now, increase the volume,-T,V: 'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
-T,V: Yeah! -T,V: [gasps]
T,V: Yeah!
[birds chirping] [laughs]
Ah!
What happened?
Both: What happened?
Felt like something bit me,
What's gonna bite you in this place?
Ah!
-Indeed! Something bit me too, -Hey, what happened?
What would it be?
I don't know,
-Ah! -Kamini!
-What's happening? -What happened?
-Kamini! Kamini! -Help!
[laughing] [distant train honks]
[chuckles] [distant train honks]
T,V: 'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
T,V: In Vishakapatnam district, in a private school,,,
,,,as there are no correct birth certificates,,,
Look at her,
Dressed up beautifully in a saree,
well grommed and beautiful like a doll and reading the news,
Look how graceful she looks,
Why don't you try something like that?
Instead,,,
"Hi! We are from #TAG T,V"
"Look over there! See here! See the camera and wave your hands!"
"Now say 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' Looks pathetic!
And top of it you keep bringing up Feminism all the time,
Of course! What do you know about feminism?
I too know about that,
Come on explain me it,
It is,,, yes!
One extra idly you have after satisfying your hunge,
-Mom! That's Communism! -Hmm?
Communism? Guess, did I said it wrong?
-Are you already done eating? -Come on, mom!
You can't even differentiate between Communism and Feminism,
But what's that got to do with food? Does Feminism preach you to eat less?
Becoming a news anchor isn't a big deal, mom,
We must not be the one who reads out the headlines,
We must be the headlines!
Don't you know, mom?
I took up this media job because I hate to sit and work at a desk,
Sucking up to suited up bosses isn't my kinda attitude, Lakshmi,
Did anyone told you to become any headline?
But just that the headlines must be a good one, Kamini,
It must make me feel proud about you,
I don't want to judged as a single parent who didn't raise her daughter well,
Oh my god! Enough mom!
Now what's your problem? News anchoring is a better job, right?
Fine, I'll become a News anchor, It's a silly matter, mom,
You? Anchoring? My foot!
You can't even speak four lines in proper Telugu accent,
Hello!
Do you have dare?
-Wanna bet? -I'll lay one slap!
First, stop betting on everything!
It'll become an addiction,
What the hell? Look at your dress!
Even while drying our inners we don't let others see it,
But you show it off wearing it!
Such a drama queen!
Let's put a 'To be continued,,,' to our serial fight,
Next Episode, tomorrow,
Deepak already called me, I must go now, [phone rings]
I have to pick him up,
Ok mommy, I love you,
[train honks] [vehicles honking]
[door latch creaking] [door creaking]
Be careful,,, okay?
-Let me know if it's heavy, Do not push, -Okay,
It's been hardly a month since I joined,,,
and already we are vacating the office! [laughing]
-Turn it, -Yeah!
-Hold it, Hold it, -Okay,
By the way, why are we vacating in a hurry?
Well, bro,,,
this is a rented building,
Our boss offered to buy the building but the owner refused,
Our boss too refused to vacate, Hold it!
The owner filed a case,
On one hand, the case in the court,,,
on the other hand, our boss started constructing a new building in Mandaveli,
-Turn it,,, -Yeah!
It's still under construction but then,,,
the court has already passed an order to vacate this building, And so here we are,
[crow caws] Brother,
Should we handle luggage at the new place too?
Have you been working here for long?
Not just me, Myself, Kamini, the news reader,,, Jennifer,
Senior cameraman, Deepak,,,
Mr, Episode, we five of us are a team,
Initially,,,
'Chef queen', 'The proxy key',,,
'No chance my man!', 'A slap on the cheek, dudete'
'PJ Mohan', 'Admin King', 'Take up or pack up' we did all these shows,
-But among all those 'Gotcha! Gotcha!',,, -Hypnotic poison,,,
-'Gotcha! Gotcha!' that made us famous, -Hey! Hey!
She is leaving,
We should go to the top floor man,
[groans]
Whose charger is it?
That belongs to Mr, Episode, Leave it there itself he'll take it,
[chuckles] Mr, Episode!
Why do you guys call Sukumar as Mr, Episode?
Well, it's a boring flashback, Forget it,
It's okay, Just tell me, I'll edit it if I get bored,
Initially, we tried our hands on every show,
We did a lot of shows but we weren't getting that break and recognition,
That's when Kamini came up with 'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
[music mutes voices]
Jenni is a news reader,
We also became famous,
The TRP rating rocketed sky high for our show,
"Hey you little angry bird!"
"Don't you make me desperate"
"And when I make you talk,,,"
"Stop mesmerizing me!"
"Hey you little angry bird!"
"Don't you make me desperate"
Kamini,,,
-Kamini,,, -Hmm,,,
-I have something to tell you, -What is it?
Are you quitting the job?
No,
Then what?
-Do you have any new idea,,, -He is a goner!
-,,,for our show? -I need to talk some personal with you,
Day by day,,, [cicadas chirping]
I'm falling in love with you Kamini,
-You're in love with me? -Yes, Kamini,
I gave it a good thought,
I'm in love,
Hey, take out the camera,
-What are you up to? -Wait dude,
We don't even have guts to ask extra sides when we are at a restaurant,
Where as, our fellow is proposing her!
We shoudn't miss this chance,
You drink and you don't care anyone,
You are arrogant, You bet at every possible opportunity,
Do you think a lot of them will like a girlfriend with such qualities?
Still I love you, Kamini, [sighs]
Sukumar,,,
Stop kidding,
There is a limit for everything,
Exactly, There is a limit!
We have crossed the limits of a friendship long ago, Kamini,
When you hop on my bike instead of other's bike,,,
You have no idea how happy it makes me,
As I drive the bike, you fall asleep on my shoulders,
I feel extra weight,,,
-but the feel it gives me,,, -Damn!
Oh no!
It feels like heaven on earth, Kamini!
Don't you feel the same way, Kamini?
What nonsense, Sukumar?
Something's wrong with you
Yes, Kamini, Everything's wrong with me,
I have gone mad,
-I can't live without you, Kamini, -Just shut your mouth!
[cicadas chirping]
Why is she yelling so bad?
Are you nuts?
If a girl rides with a guy in his bike during the night trusting him,,,
You call it love?
-Kamini, people are watching us, -Just shut up!
I chose your bike over others bike because I love your bike!
-Not because I love you! -Kamini,,,
-That day you tasted food from my plate? -What a freak!
I would have been starving!
Your food must have arrived earlier and hence I took a bite,
You call that love?
You sported a horn on my head while posing for a group photo, That one?
Cut the crap!
And that made you fell in love?
Did you bring me all the way
to this crappy tea shop at this hour to propose?
Look here, girl!
This shop is my hard work! Better mind you words!
You!
What's with the rude tone? Who do you think you are?
You better show some respect!
Or else what?
I could be the next Chief Minister or Prime Minister,
Get lost you monkey!
Not the time, I'm pissed off! You better step back,
You better warn her,
Brother forget it, sorry brother, Please leave it brother,
What is this Kamini?
-Hey, leave me, -Come, let's go on my bike,
You think I'll ride with you after all this?
Get lost!
Kamini, please listen to me, Kamini,,, Kamini,,,
-Calm down, Kamini, Please -Just get lost!
-Come with me, Kamini, -I'll book a cab and go safe,
[cicadas chirping]
-Kamini please, -Let's leave dude,
-Hey! -Wait,,,
He saw us!
Come I'll drop you,
Kamini!
Kamini, look 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' [laughs]
'Gotcha! Gotcha!' prank, Look over there, Hey, Arjun, Gowri!
Dude!
Hey, dude! Gowri!
-'Gotcha! Gotcha!' -Say 'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
-Look, how smartly he managed, -'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
-Go to hell!
'Gotcha! Gotcha!' Come on, guys,
'Gotcha! Gotcha!' 'Gotcha! Gotcha!'
-Hey! Why your mood is off? -Hey, I won't spare you!
Sukumar's a smart guy!
If we hadn't responded to him that day when we went to tea shop,,,
Kamini would have unleashed hell on Sukumar!
[laughs]
So that's how Sukumar got the nickname 'Mr, Episode?'
Wait editor, the story is not over,
Later, Kamini and Deepak got into a relationship,
Deepak could have kept his mouth shut but,,,
he revealed the truth that Sukumar proposed you for real,,,
later he managed,
Oh god! Holy guacamole!
Then?
Greetings! I'm Gowri,
Me and Deepak went to the same place where the episode was taking place,
The thing is, in this episode Sukumar has proposed Kamini,
This hurt her a lot thus a silly issue became a major issue,
Myself, Madhavan Chettiyar,
the owner of the tea shop where the episode took place,
I'm Jennifer, Kamini's friend
'She took our interview like this and naming it as a Great Episode,'
'and released it on Valentine's day creating it as a program,'
'The episode was a hit,'
Our people have weird taste!
Even today, somewhere, someone shares,,,
,,,this link in Facebook or in Whatsapp,
And since then everyone in our office address Sukumar as Mr, Episode,
Poor fellow,
She went too overboard in the name of getting back at Sukumar,
That's Kamini for you,
She does what she wants,
If she places a bet then she will do anything to win it,
Deepak is in a relationship with her and I wonder what hell he is undergoing,
[bike starts] [bike vrooms]
[music mutes voice]
Radio: Raksha Raksha Jagan Matha song is played,
[tires screeching]
[bikes revving]
Catch it,
[bikes revving]
[door opens] [whistling]
Good morning, Jenni baby,
Good morning?
Time is 1 o'clock in the afternoon,
My day has just begun,
What's so great in this mirror?
You adore so much seeing it,
Kamini, give that to me,
-Give me the mirror to me, -No!
[chuckles]
Huh? Why do you need all this for reading out the news?
Go! You know nothing,
The news reader girl, her attire, the ornaments in her neck and her earrings,,,
There are people who watch news channels to just watch these,
You know the famous anchor Suma? [sighs]
What do you think how she became popular?
Too much!
I'm allergic to this traditional saree,
I wonder how you wear it and walk without tripping over,
When you can walk with high heels without tripping over,,,
-Hmm,,, -,,,can't you walk wearing saree?
Uh! Uh!
Don't wear it if you don't like it,
But I seem to be very beautiful in Saree according to my fans,
Look here, everyone has a different style in which they look good,
You wear what suits you the best, [chuckles]
In that case I will look very beautiful without any dress,
[chuckles] [sighs]
Tell me, what to do?
Hmm, fine,
Get naked and read the news,
Start a new program,
In Los Angeles, they got news shows where anchor,
removes clothes one by one as they read the news,,,
I have heard of such Naked News channels,
By the time they reach weather report, they'll be in their bikini,
Would you like to try it out, Kamini? [chuckles]
'The naked truth! Nothing to hide!'
How's the title?
[laughs] Nice!
[door latch rattles opens]
-Madam, mic, -Place it over there Ramesh,
Thank you
Jenni,,, [diir latch rattles opens]
[door closes] I'll read the news like you described,
Wanna bet?
[sighs] Stop kidding, Kamini,
News reading isn't as simple as your 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' show,
To blabber whatever you want and shoot it cheesy from a van far away,
Go and see outside,
There are 10 departments working on the PCR alone,
As we read the news we must also focus on the director's instruction in Talk-back,
Then read the lines from the prompter and express accordingly while reading the news
Even a small mistake will screw up the whole thing,
And this is a live telecast, Hope you realize that,
-Everything is okay, right? -Yes, it is,
Fine, I'm getting late,
The live feed will start any minute, I'll go to the restroom before that,
Ok?
-Bye, Good luck, -Bye, Thank you,
[door latch rattles open]
[phone rings]
What's the time man?
-It's 12:40 A,M, boss, -Oh no!
-Sir,,, -Not now! Not now!
[indistinctive chatter] [glass door creaks]
[all laughing] Guys!
Where is Jenni?
Sir, she went to the washroom,
-What? -Yeah
Hey, Sukumar come here,
Go, get her, Quick! Run fast!
Where the hell is she?
-Go get her! Wherever she is, Fast! -Call her,
-The director is yelling at me! Come fast! -Okay, dude,
Sorry sir, Okay, sir,
-Get out of my way! Get out! -Sorry sir,
Senz sir, why are you getting tensed?
If Jenni can't make it, we have Aarthi right?
Aarthi is on leave, Kamini!
Our boss would have tuned in to watch the news now,
News 1 live was our channels first ever live program to be aired,
So sentimentally boss wants to finish all the activities in this building,,,
with the same News 1 live!
Bloody superstitious fellow!
Tortures me with his sentiments, auspicious time, colors, belief in god!
Sir, you're an atheist?
What?
Are you saying that you believe in god or not?
I am on the neither side,
I'm just neutral,
Okay, sir,
[door creaks opens]
Guys, everything will be fine,
Jenni will be here in sometime,
Senz sir,,,
-Jenni is not there in the washroom, -What!
-What are you saying? -I checked thoroughly, She's not there,
Call up, Jenni
-She left the phone with me, -What!
-Damn! -Senz sir,,,
[sighs]
Sir, relax,
Shall I read the news?
This is not a joke, Kamini,
You're not meant for this, Just stay away,
You don't have to be so judgmental, sir,
What do you mean?
I mean I can pull it off,
Just a while ago I was talking to Jenni,
In fact I went through few sheets of news material,
Sir, I have a strong gut feeling I can do this,
Are you sure?
-Wanna bet? -What?
Nothing, Sir, I'm damn sure, Trust me,
-Pooja, give me the bag, -Get it done! Quick! Fast,
-Yes, sir, -Ok guys, alert,
We are going to go live in five minutes, alright?
Prompts and punches! Get the news rolling fast!
I want the ticker happening right now,
Guys, please co-operate a little,
Only ten minutes to go, Get me a saree,
-Is this the one? -That's not madam,
Get me one quick,
Sister give that saree,
God's speed, baby!
It's not over yet madam,
We'll do the rest on the spot, Come on,
Guys, come,
Camera one, standby,
Camera ready,
Is the prompter speed okay?
Cue,
Out,,, Out! It's ready, Go!
Three!
Two!
One!
[#Tag News channel opening music is played]
Greetings!
The headlines from #TAG T,V,
Lorry strike moves to it's fifth day,
Vegetables, fruits, flowers exports stranded,
Political parties erect banners on roads,,,
,,,even after the ban order from supreme court,
An auto rickshaw driver mocked the party that secured less votes that NOTA,
Video that went viral on social media,
Chances of heavy rainfall in out state from tomorrow,
T,V: Moving on to the details,
T,V: Lorry strike moves to it's fifth day,
Did you see how good she is talking?
T,V: Vegetables, fruits, flowers exports stranded,
-Biscuit? -No thanks,
I'll get you a fresh piece,
-Director sir, how is she doing? -Yeah!
She is doing good,
My girl!
T,V: So, if lorry owners quit their strike the vegetables prices will go less,
T,V: Everyone are waiting for justice if government takes a look on this,
The news continues after a small commercial break,
You have three minutes break, Kamini, Relax yourself,
Turn on the talk back,
Kamini, you're doing great,
Just one thing, Chin up while facing towards camera two,
Yeah, Yeah, that one, Correct,
-Okay? -Great going, Keep going,
Take this,,,
Suku,,,
Call up my mom and ask her to watch this news,
Quick!
The news continues,
Yes, this is Sukumar here,
Yes, madam,
Do you hear me?
Yes, I'll watch it, Okay, dear,
T,V: Turns on,
Condemning the ruling party's act of publishing
his entry into politics as a part of sports section,,,
the top actor sent out a rude notice to party media,
[panting] In our old office,,,
I gave biscut to a girl like this,
-Yeah! He is on line Murali, -After eating that biscuit,,,
Jenni! Where were you?
Why is she panting?
No idea,
[panting]
You went missing hence Senz sir asked Kamini to read the news,
Where did you went?
The restroom downstairs was full,
So I went to the one upstairs,
I couldn't lock the door there,
Somehow I locked it but later it wouldn't open,
I threw papers out from there
and yelled out to you all, Didn't anyone of you hear me?
Luckily, just now a carpenter came in and opened it,
Relax, Give her some water,
-And with this,,, -Drink it,
we come to the end of this news hour
Stay tuned to #TAG 24/7 for latest news and headlines
Thank you!
Yeah! [chuckles]
I did it!
-I did it, -Congratulations madam,
Super madam, [applaud]
Yes! Thank you!
[chuckles]
[switches ticks off]
Unforgettable place, right?
Five years dude,
People don't even stick to a job for a year,
They keep jumping jobs like Monkeys, [chuckles]
We are great!
Of course dude,
I remember all the memories from my joining day still,
Yeah, man,
I remember it very well, Jenni,
You know, you were so different when you joined here?
You used to change the T,V, channel the moment they air sanitary napkin ads,
But now?
-She is carrying three condoms in her bag! -Hey!
[all laughing] This is not fair!
-I'll hit you, -Okay, calm down,
[laughs] Sir, shall we leave?
Sir, we'll meet at our new office on Monday,
Don't you want to lock the gate brother?
What use of locking to an empty building sir?
It feels heavy to lock this building,
It's a new lock, Atleast I will use it for my home,
See you brother,
-See you sir, -Bye, brother,
-Both: Bye brother, -Bye,
Hey, I have an idea,
You heard the security person he was so emotional,
We worked here for five years,
How about we party and cherish our memories for the one last time?
-No, dude, It's risky, -Super idea dude,
What? What is the risk? [laughs]
-It's our Kamini's birthday today, -What's he talking dude?
-Let's party here itself,,, -Super dude,
-,,,instead of somewhere else, -Yea!
-We will do the same, -Parents will be waiting for me,
-I'll take a leave, -Hey, wait,
You guys worked here for five years! I worked hardly for a month,
-I'll leave, -Dev, catch him,
Hey, wait!
It's weekend tomorrow and day after tomorrow,
If we get wasted after getting drunk no one's going to look for us, Okay?
-So, shut up and stay back, -We are going to do a party,
Just stay for this one day dude, It's fine if you go home late,
-Ah! -Yes!
-Look dude, how innocent he is, -Who?
-You mean him? -Both: We are going to do a party,
He can tell the name of the perfume a girl applied if any girl crosses his way
and you think he's innocent? [laughs]
He wants to go home and smoke up a joint with his family,
Huh?
-I asked is your's a joint family? -Yes,
[laughs]
Alright guys, who are boozing tonight? Come on,
-All saying: Me! Me! Me! -Okay! My hand!
Yeah!
[glass bottles clinks] All saying: Cheers!
-Happy birthday to me! -Happy birthday, Kamini,
Happy birthday, Kamini! [laughs]
Hey! Hey! [laughs]
Okay, what do we do now?
I'll suggest an idea,
Let's play sing along,
Hey, damn! Don't you know any other better game?
Get lost! [chuckles]
By the way,,,
do we have to pay royalty for singing songs in sing along?
[laughs]
-May be they will ask if needed, -What do we have to do with elders?
Alright, I'll sing a song,
[groans]
Wait!
Yeah! "Come my dear and let us love,,,"
Please don't kill us with your singing dear,
[laughs]
-Hey, are you making jokes on my song? -Super,
-Wait, I'll attack you with an melody song -Go ahead!
Quick!
"It would be like you if the sky turns into a girl,,,"
Excuse me,,,
What's the benefit for you if Akash becomes a girl?
[laughs] What?
[vehicles honking]
A little,,,
-Birthday baby,,, -Huh?
-Why are you quiet? -Uh! Uh!
I'm very hungry,
Hey! She's laughing, [chuckles]
Kamini,,,
How old are you?
Twenty plus, [laughs]
I expected,
No matter how high you girls are, you will say your age less,
Hey, I'm sorry,
Happy birthday, [chuckles]
Thank you! [chuckles]
Hey! [laughs]
Leave it dude,
She rejected your proposal, right? There can't be two knives in a single holder,
[sucking fingers] Why bro? I have seen it,
Two knives in a single holder,
Hey, fan of Sunny Leone,
Shut up! [laughs]
There can't be two knives in one holder, dude,
[crying] Hey, Jenni,
You were alright till now,
-Jenni, what happened? -What happened babes?
What happened?
As I couldn't show up to read the news,,,
so that idiot Sandeep embarrassed me in front of everyone!
[sobbing]
-It was so embarrassing, -Hey, Jenni,
-Jenni,,, -It's okay,
-Don't cry, Jenni, -Don't cry,
How about we play a game with Sen sir?
-My phone,,, where is my phone? -Awesome buddu,
Screw him dude,
-Here, -What is this?
-Mushroom fried rice, it'll taste awesome, -Mushroom?
Shh,,, Have it,,,
I got it,
You too have some,
[phone rings]
Hello?
Hello, is this Sen sir's,,,
Senz sir's residence?
Yes, sir,
May I know who is speaking?
Isn't sir available at home madam?
He is sleeping on the top sir,
His wife?
He let madam sleep down andhe is sleeping on the top sir,
[laughs]
-And what are you doing? -I am holding the lamp, sir,
[laughs]
[phone rings] Shh,,,
Oh no! My mom's calling me,
Shh,,, Quiet, her mom's call it seems,
-Oh! Is Nirma her mom? -Get lost man!
[laughs] Shh,,,
Tell me, mom,
Where are you? It's 11 o'clock and you aren't home yet, why?
Mom, work isn't completed yet,
I'm with my friends,
Once I complete the work, I'll have dinner with them
and come home, You go to sleep,
Why are you eating outside daily and spoiling your health?
As it's your birthday,,,
I had prepared Gulab Jamun,
Mom, didn't I have my lunch at home?
Please, let me be in peace mom,
-Come on, -Come to me, dear,
Sit here,
[chuckles] Hey!
How many times have I told you to intimate me if it's gonna be late?
Uff,,, Looks like I might lose my high!
Ka,,, Kamini,,,
are you drunk?
Huh! No, mom, [chuckles]
Don't you lie to me, Swear on me!
Oh no!
Yes, I'm drunk,
Mom, drinking isn't a big mistake,
These days people are drinking wine at home as the skin starts glowing,
Mom,,, [crying]
Mom, say something,
Don't talk to me,
I was so happy to watch you as news anchor today,
It's all in vain now,
I raised you with great difficulties for this?
What's everything is finished now?
Why are you crying now?
Talk to me without crying,
Did I made any mistake?
Didn't I read news on the channel, just because you wished for it?
Just because you like to see me in Saree, I wore one,
Poor Jennifer, I even had to lock her up in the restroom,,,
[gasps]
Jenni, I don't anything about it,
[sighs] Okay ,mom,,,
You hang up the phone, I'll talk to you later,
Look!
If you come home after boozing like your dad does,,,
Now why are you comparing me with that guy?
You don't come home!
You hang up the phone! I'll not come home,
Don't call me, hereafter!
Hey!
[sobbing]
[crying] Hey, Jenni,,,
What happened, Jenni?
Dude, she is crying,
What happened to Jenni? [sobbing]
Sorry, Jenni,
Hey! [sobbing]
It's okay, Don't cry, Hey!
Sorry Jenni,
Hey! Why did you lock me in the restroom?
You wanna lock horns now?
Sorry,
You think a sorry will make things right?
Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was because of you?
Weren't you standing right next to me and laughing?
Tell me, why did you do it?
Because,,, we had a bet!
I can't read news in my life,,,
you showed off, glorifying news reading,
[chuckles] That is why,,,
I proved that I can read it,
You know what?
There was not even a single mistake!
You haven't won the bet yet,
Do you remember what did you told me?
The deal is to remove dress one by one while reading the news,
[chuckles] Oh!
Is that what you are looking for?
Fine,,,
I'll do the naked news thing,
Kamini,,, [laughs]
Ok! Let's do this,
[laughs] Super Kamini!
-Hey! -Shh,,,
-Countdown starts -Super,
Three!
Two!
-One! Come on, Kamini, -Don't do this Kamini,
-Hey! -Greetings,
Hey, don't man,
I'm your news anchor, Kamini,
[laughs] [cheering]
To the new news anchor of #TAG T,V Kamini,,,
Gets a amazing welcome,
-Kamini, no! Listen to me, -Hey, don't record man,
Though Kamini has come up in a last minute,,,
she spoke very bravely and won the hearts of the viewers,
Awesome! There you go!
-Wow! Awesome, Kamini! -Come on,,,
-Kamini, no, -Dude,,,
-don't record to take revenge, -Hey!
-Her life might get spoilled, -Let him do man!
Shut up! I know,
The Indian beauty queen who is the usual news anchor of #TAG T,V,
-Whoa! -The lightning speaker!
Whoa!
-The fish eyed beauty, -Whoa!
[laughs]
The one with a rotten pumpkin face,,, [laughs]
-Jennifer,,, -Wow!
she was locked,,,
in the restroom,
Woo! [laughs]
As I am sitting quite,
-You are crossing your limit, -Hey, Jenni!
-Fighting starts, -What are you thinking of yourself?
-Hey, leave her, -Would you lock me up in the restroom?
I'll not,,, [glass bottle clinks]
,,,Spare you,
-Hey, wait, -How dare you?
-Kamini! -Why did you do like that?
Tell me why did you do like that? [groans]
-Hey, fight with me, -Ah! Jenni!
-Hey, wait man! -Super! Come on,
I won't spare her today,
-Don't leave her, Come on Kamini, -Why did you do so?
Tell me! Answer me, Kamini! Why did you do so?
Don't fight, come on, Now, past is past,
Kamini,,, please listen to me,
-Hey! Stop it, Kamini, -Jenni!
-I'll not spare you, -Hey, leave me,
Kamini, leave her,
Jenni! Come on,
Hey, what happened dude?
Hey, I am asking you,
I feel strange,
What was that alcohol we had?
Everything around me is swirling,
Yes, dude, My perspective is changing,
Hey! [crying]
Do you guys have at least 10 minutes of patience? Let's sit,
Earth is revolving guys,
Hey!
[laughs]
[music]
[sneeze]
[music mutes voices]
[laughs]
You didn't agreed when I told you that I'll go home,
[laughs] How do you feel now, 90's kids?
How was that mushroom fried rice?
Hey! It was just a ordinary fried rice, isn't it?
Nothing happens if it's a just an ordinary fried rice,
It's magic mushroom, [laughing]
I just mixed a little bit,
[laughs] [crying]
Jenni! Why are you crying?
-Please stop it Jenni, -I think she is having a bad trip,
She is having a bad trip!
[thudding on glass windows] Attention!
-Jenni, don't cry, -Attention,
-Listen to me, -Shh,,, Breaking news,
High on trip: Jennifer collapses,,,
[sobs] Kamini, be quite,
Hey, Jenni! [fingers snapping]
Watch me, baby,
-Watch me! -Hey!
Living up to to the meaning of your name, Kamini?
You are shedding like a snake and showing it off,
Aren't you a good girl?
-Huh! -Wear it,
Huh!
With whom are you challenging?
Jenni, are you okay?
I am Kamini!
-You want me to read the news naked? -Hey, don't shoot the video dude,
-Hey,,, hey,,, Pussy Cat,,, -Hey, dude,,,
-Delete it, don't shoot, -If I think so,,,
Not only reading the news naked,,,
Do you want me to spend the whole night naked alone in this building?
Kamini,,,
[fingers snapping] Do you wanna bet?
Kamini,,,
-Hey -What man she went off talking like that?
-Hey, dude, -Where does Kamini went?
-Why are you like this? -Hey!
[indistinctive voices] My eyes are swirling dude,
Kamini,,,
[lighter clicks]
[cicadas chirping] [dog barking]
[footsteps arriving] [door opens]
[vehicles honking]
"Oh!"
"Crazy heart,,,"
[pigeon coos]
"Are you worried,"
"Oh tender heart?"
"Who is,,,"
",,,your companion?"
[gasps]
[panting]
"Who is your friend,,,"
"whose gonna wipe your tears?" AAME
Hey!
Stop kidding guys!
Anybody there?
Gowri,,,
Deepak,,,
Hey,,,
[birds flapping]
[indistinct cuckoo cooing]
-Hey,,, -Hmm,,,
I got an idea,
How about we get inside the building and cherish our memories for one last time?
Cheers!
[camera clicks] Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday, Kamini, [camera clicks]
-What's this? -Mushroom fried rice,
Mushroom?
It's magic mushroom! [woman laughs]
[people laughing]
Hey, shh,,,
It's late night 11 pm and you aren't home yet,
Why did you lock me in the bathroom?
Because we had a bet!
Bro, don't record her video out of the anger, Her life'd be ruined if it leaks,
Shut up! I'll take care [camera clicks]
Remember the bet?
It is to remove your dress one by one while reading the news, until you're naked
[mouthing words]
[door knob clicks]
[door unlocks]
[birds flapping]
[door opens]
[door creaks open]
[microphone echoes]
[indistinct people protesting]
People sloganeering: You dare challenge me? Do you want me to come with a crowd,
People sloganeering: How dare you challenge me?
[window panes shut]
[indistinct birds chatter]
[metal clangs]
[keyboard clicking]
[indistinct people talking] [indistinct phone ringing]
[sighs]
[music]
Oh my God!
[birds flap]
[glass shatters]
Oh!
[coughs]
[lever creaks]
[coughs]
[coughs] [groans]
[groans] [coughs]
[pants]
[water rustles]
[coughs]
[pants]
Crap!
[music]
[gate creaks open]
Hmph!
[wind whooshes]
[shuts door]
[gasps]
[door knob clicking]
[pigeon cooing]
[door knob clicking]
[phone ringing with ringtone 'washing powder Nirma']
[phone rings] Hello
What is it?
Can't he wait for a few minutes?
Tell him, I'm coming
Just tell him,
Does it make him some kind of hero if he is the team lead?
Hang up, now! [footsteps leaving]
Stop pestering me,
[paper screeches]
[phone ringing with ringtone 'washing powder Nirma']
[cupboard door slams]
[phone vibrating and ringing with ringtone 'washing powder Nirma']
Let me call mom,
Not a good idea,
Deepak
Dialer tone: You account has run out of balance,
Please recharge through jio,com on 'my jio' app,
To continue,,, [beep]
Idiot!
Press 1 for police department,
I'm calling the emergency number but it's connecting to the police control room,
If I take the cops help, the media will come in to play,
What do I do now? What do I do? What do I do?
Hmm,,, Customer care?
[dialer tone]
Good morning, madam, Thanks for calling Air Way customer care,
How can I help you?
[sighs]
Good morning ma'am, tell me,
Thanks for calling Air wave customer care, How may I help you?
Thanks for calling Air wave customer care,
Thanks for calling Air wave customer care, Greetings,
Only the people of opposite sex answer the calls all the time,
Everyone is a fraudster!
Good morning, Ms Kamini,
-Thanks for calling Air Wave customer care -Hi,
How may I help you?
Actually, I have a problem
Tell me, madam
My number has exhausted it's balance
But also, I cannot step out and recharge my number,
I shall give you my debit card details, Can you please recharge it for me?
Sorry madam, we do not have such services available,
Please go to the nearest Air Wave store
and you can choose a plan to recharge your number,
But as I said, I'm in a situation where I cannot step out now,
-Please-Sorry madam, Pardon us,
What ever is the situation, please go to the nearest store and,,,
I said I cannot step out, you wretch!
[pants]
Sorry, I know you guys will record all the calls,
I'm stuck in a situation,Please believe me,
Aren't you a women? So please try to understand,
Sorry madam, we receive millions of such prank calls on daily basis,
No! No! No! Come here if you don't trust me
Try to understand,
I'll pay you! Please!
Thank you for calling Air Wave customer care, [disconnects]
Hmph!
People start torturing with phone calls every morning,
What happened? Did any guy tease you?
No, It was a girl,
She said she was in stuck some situation and wants us to recharge her number,
A girl?
How many news do we come across such news? What if she really needs help?
Why do you keep staring at the mobile when I'm talking to you?
Mom, you have called me 18 times,
Call me one more time, mom,
You! Won't you spare even a mannequin?
-No ma'am,,,err,,, Sorry madam -She is nailing it!
Shut up! It is to bust such womanizers like you, I dress up like this,
[knocking sound]
-Hello -Hello
-Taste buds? -Yes, madam
I'm stuck here in a problem,,, Err,,, No, Well,,,
Do you guys deliver food?
Order for 1000 rupees or above in our hotel and the delivery is free,
Okay,,, How much will five mutton biriyani's cost?
One second, madam,,, 1015 rupees, madam,
Okay, Take the order of 5 mutton biriyanis,
Okay, madam, Your mobile number and address?
173, Venkateshwara Avenue, Sai Nagar,
Our delivery boy will deliver the food in half an hour,
Err,,, Don't you have delivery girl instead of a delivery boy?
-Delivery girl? -I mean,,,
The reason I'm asking this is,,,
See I am all by myself at my home
Just worried if the delivery boy would take advantage of me,
Madam, you said you are all alone but you just ordered 5 mutton Biriyanis,
-Oh man!-I am having few doubts,
-Can I trust you with this order? -No worries, it's all ok
Send in delivery boy,
but don't send in a well built guy, Send someone who is young, thin and dummy,
[laughs] We'll try our best ma'am,
-Okay, thank you, ma'am, -Okay, thank you,
[sighs]
[metal screeching]
[playing Subway Surfers game on mobile phone]
[loud noise]
[noise approaching]
Come in
[knocking]
Please come in,
[door unlocks]
[door creaks]
[pants]
[thud]
[metal rod clangs]
[birds flapping]
Ow! Ah!
Hey!
See that, dude?
When the channel office was here,,,
and every time we came here for collecting donation for our deity's rituals,,,
The security guys go,,,
"What is it?" "Who asked you to come?" "Why are you here?"
"Sign here", "Wait over there",,,
They used to torture us,
But now, the whole building is empty,
There is not even a single soul to question us!
Of course, It was strict order from the court to vacate,
Fine, come on, Let's try our luck and see if we get anything,
What are we gonna do in such an empty place?
-Nothing's here, Let's go back, -Listen you pot head,
Just shut up and come,
If we don't get anything let's use the toilet at least,
Hello!
Hey,,,
[rod clanks]
[groans]
Oh no!
Hey,,, Hey,,, What are you doing?
[stone shatters]
Hey,,,
Bro, I too know that art,
[stone shatters] I too can break a brick!
Wake up, girl,
-Hey,,, -Dude, let me have this
Dude, it will break,
Nope, They have nailed it
Hello!
-[takes deep breath] -Oh no!
[indistinct yelling]
Leave!
Hands off me!
[making weird sounds]
I said, leave me,
[knocks down]
Oh no!
Hello! Anybody there?
It's too silent over here,
Security!
Hey,,,
Duh! No one's here, dude,
Hello!
[gasps]
Hey, what is this?
Dude,,,
It's a murder,
What do you mean?
Some guys seem to have molested and finished off a girl,
Huh!
Look, even her buttons are undone,
Dude, I'm scared,
Lets not invite trouble, Come on, let's go,
Leave? Why are you amused looking at the corpse?
Let's inform the police at once,
Police?
Dude, the murder has taken place at a new channel office,
If the other TV channels find out about this,,,
it'll be like lottery for them, They will feast on it for days,
Hence, let's inform the police,
We'll become celebrities and will be all over the media and social media,
Our faces will become familiar in all the streets,
We can show off in front of the girls in our area,
-Of course, dude! -So let's rock it, dude!
Which is the police number?
-Hey,,, Hey,,, Watch out! -What is it?
Why would you place hands over there?
Why?
You'll get caught if they analyze the place for fingerprints,
-Put your hands in your pocket, -Huh?
I said, hands in your pocket!
Shh!
Hello, is this R2 police station?
[music]
[gate creaks]
[phone vibrates]
-Dad -Tell me, dear,
There is a new phone in the market which unlocks using face recognition,
Buy me one, dad,
Both our faces look similar,
I'll unlock your phone and frisk it, Are you okay with it?
No, No need, Let me check another model online,
Hang up!
[phone rings] Sorry, sir,
What's the noise?
Damn it! Torture!
[elevator dings]
They're not allowing me to have peace even on the day of leave, [camera clicks]
Did you inform the foreign service?
Pardon sir
The guys who check the fingerprints
Oh, you mean forensic team, Informed them sir, They'll be here soon,
[camera clicks]
Is she breathing?
I did check, She has kicked the bucket,
Mind your language! What do you mean by 'She kicked the bucket'?
[indistinct rock band show in progress] What's that noise?
Twitter users have organized a meetup event called 'Mega tweet up',
Did you search all over the building?
Sir, I thought I'll seek your permission first,
You don't seek my permission when it is a must
and wait for my order when it is not needed!
I'll skin you alive! Get lost!
Run!
"There is nothing,,, There is nothing,,,"
" There is nothing in your hands"
"There is nothing,,, There is nothing,,,"
" There is nothing in your hands"
"In the hands of God the creator, we are all puppets"
"Hey!"
"Hey! Time and tide wait for none"
" Focus on your dream"
" Do not have fear or worries"
" All you need is love"
" It makes you a real human being"
[matchstick crackles]
[music]
Take that,
[Tick-Tock video playing on mobile]
These things are supposed to be personal,,, but she posted it online,
Sir, it's very shocking!
I didn't even find even a piece of paper in this entire building,
[camera clicks] All I found was this cigarette bud,
Hey, I just threw it after smoking,
Sir,,,
I found a high heel shoe in the bathroom,
Sir, with all those broken beer bottles, I can assure you that killer was drunk,
But then this shoe doesn't belong to the victim, sir,
-Huh? -That's what confusing me, sir
I am clueless whether it is just a murder or a rape-murder?
Check for semen traces, sir,
-Who are these fellows? -They are the ones who informed us sir
Well,,, How do you know about semen tracing?
Well that, last week I went for a horror flick,
A movie in which the even ghost rapes girls, Quite funny!
What movie was that?
-They say there'd be part 2 for that movie -No idea sir
Sir, the press members are waiting downstairs, [controlled laughter]
Look here, don't blabber anything when you see the camera and mic of the press,
-Just say as instructed by us, Got it? -Yes,
Move!
-Hey you, keep an eye on them, -Okay, sir,
[commotion] [indistinct siren wailing]
Sir, check this photo,,,
Who said she is dead?
She is still alive, Come on
[music]
"Just the physical strength is not enough"
"Dreaming is human tendency" [camera clicks]
What are you up to? Keep moving!
-"The life is perennial" -You, go guard that place
-Okay, sir, -"The body is perennial"
"The grief is perennial"
-Put these two in the jeep! -Sir!
"The comfort is perennial,,, Hey!"
"If you are lucky"
-"the light would shower on you" -You! Hands out of pocket!
"In these times of volatile days,"
"the truth rules the roost"
"Ask my heart and it says this isn't wrong"
"Nothing is wrong here"
"There is nothing wrong,,, There is nothing wrong,,,"
"Nothing is wrong here"
" In the hands of god the creator, we are all puppets"
"Hey,,,"
"Hey! Time and tide wait for none"
" Focus on your dream"
" Do not have fear or worries"
" All you need is love"
" It makes you a real human being"
[applause]
[cicadas critter]
[groans]
[phone rings]
[phone rings] I need to use the rest room, Wait here,
[phone rings] [humming song]
Tell me, dear
Hello, grandpa,,,
Hello, Priya baby,,,
Did you have dinner?
Yes, I did, grandpa, When will you come home?
Grandpa won't be coming home tonight, I have work,
Be a good girl and sleep tight with mommy
-Okay, grandpa, -Good girl
Shall I hang up now?
[humming song]
[phone rings]
Hello, Yes, sir?
Oh! What are you doing inside?
Hey, Why would you peek in to the bathroom indecently?
My ill-fate!
The inspector has asked us to return to the station,
Seems like the issue of that girl got diverted,
The channel head has used his power, We have been ordered to leave the building
Now, come off
Are you done with it?
That was a viral video from a Whatsapp group,
You have become old and, why try such things at this age?
Old age?
Get me a teenage girl and I'll make her crawl around my feet like a cat,
I'm Cupid!
You can neither deal with a girl nor a cat!
You are talking too much!
[kickstarts moped]
[thunders rumble]
Hey! Hey! Stop!
Stop being a pain in the head, What now?
I think I heard something from inside the building, Let's check, Come,
This guy keeps hangs around it though we got clear instructions to vacate the place
[thunder rumbles] [switch clicks]
[bird flaps]
Hey, what did you do?
I pressed it and it got switched on,
Hey,,, Turn on all the lights! Turn them all!
[switches click]
Shucks!
[thunder rumbles]
[door opens]
[water trickles]
[phone vibrates]
Ah!
What are you doing here?
Hey, do you have a torch light?
No! Is it so important now?
Well, I feel like someone's hiding inside the building,
Just come, You couldn't even find a shoe that was in the toilet,
but you think you'll find the accused?
Hell with this guy!
Are you coming or should I start abusing you?
Stop pissing me off!
[door creaks]
[door knob clicks]
[phone vibrates]
Hello
Hello Sukumar, I'm stuck with a problem here,
My phone will get switched off at any moment due to lack of charge in it,
Where are you all?
What happened last night?
I don't understand what had happened to me,
Please! Help me out,
Hey,,, Sukumar?
Say something!
Kamini, you are saying all those that we are supposed to say,
We are stuck in a big mess over here, Kamini,
We thought you'll save us but you say you're stuck?
-Give me the phone, -Sir,,,
-Give me the phone, -Sir, just a minute,
-I said, give me the phone! -Sir, just a minute,
Give me the phone,
I thought you will call your advocate, instead you are calling a girl?
-Sir,,, -Hello, who is this?
Who are you?
Eh? You ask me who I am?
Do I need to tell my complete history to you?
I'm an officer from E3 station,
-Police station?-Oh man!
This doesn't seem to workout, You hang up! Hang up!
Wait and watch what will happen to them for the mess they did last night!
What did they do last night, sir?
What did they do?
[train honks]
[guys on bike singing]
Hey,,, Stop,,, Stop,,, Pullover,,,
Did your vehicle have a flat tyre? Want lift?
-Dude, did we arrive at the booze shop? -[coughs]
Looks like he wants a lift, dude,
1 2 3 4,
We're are already 4 members on this bike,
-Show me your license, -What was that?
License,
Hold on, See the bike's going off balance,
-Hey, calm down guys! -What man?
Sorry sir, I didn't get the license, I have the PAN card, Do you accept that?
PAN card is not accepted, Do you have license or not?
Sir, hold on, I have it,
Superb, Hand it over to him,
Here, take this, Hand me back my keys,
Superb! Superb! Superb!
Ah!
I asked for license and you showed me your Aadhar card!
How dare you throw away the Aadhar card, you Anti-Indian?
-Get down and step aside, -Okay,,, Okay,,,
Step down,,, Step down,
Put the stand,
Stand in a line,
-I'll stand first in the line! -Hey,,,
-Why do you push? -Shh,,,
Sir! They are not standing in a line,
As if you are a prominent actor to stand in a line,
Just stand over there!
I'll stand first,
Oh man!
Blow into this device,
Are you doubting me?
Just take the test by blowing,
I'm drunk, dude
-Err,,, I'm drunk, sir -Hey,,,
-[laughs] -That's not manners,
Cool, I will talk to him,
I didn't like him, I didn't like his face,
Sir,,,
will anyone tell men to,,, [laughs]
Double meaning,,, [laughs]
[blows raspberry]
Sir, only you can control them,
Yes, sir, Please come, Only you can control us,
Come and take him away, sir,
[blows raspberry]
Put the camera,
Record it and post it on Facebook, You'll get many likes
Zoom it on his face,
Greetings, sir, What's is this?
Looks like the Khaki cloth that has the stain of the flour,
[laughs]
Did you guys see his arms?
Your shirt must be an inch longer than your arms,
But you are doing a show off by wearing a undersized shirt, sir,
Radha Ravi? Why showing off, Mr, Radha Ravi?
-Dude, I have doubt, -Go ahead,
-Subhalekha Sudhakar got his name because he did Subhalekha
Indeed,,, He is a big artist,
Allari Naresh got his name because he did Allari,
Indeed! He even starred in the movie 'Maharshi',
Did you star in the movie 'Radha'? [laughs]
Why are you quiet, sir? Why is your name Radha Ravi?
Change it to 'Silent' Ravi,
Oh no! Oh no!
What happened, Akash?
I was about to make a mistake wihtout realising it is idol, [sobs]
Sir, he made a mess with Lord's idol sir
God won't forgive us, sir,
-Come on! Come on! -Forgive us, God! Forgive us,
Let pray for forgiveness
Get those 4 guys into the jeep,
Our officer will tolerate anything
but these guys called a water tank as Lord's idol
and worshipped it by rolling on the road
which he wont forgive,
Ouch!
Hey,,, Calm down for a while,
Hello,,, Hello,,,
Hello,,,
She disconnected the call,
[yells] [mobile shatters]
Sir,,, Sir, give me one last chance,
I'm worried about my girlfriend,
Whom are you gonna call?
It's my uncle, ItisSreesanth,
It is she Sreesanth?
His real name is Veera Raj, sir,
He works in IT field, He does protests about castes,
Protests about castes?
Sir, he is a famous Twitter celebrity,
-Shut it! -Oh no!
We already have enough nuisance from all the existing celebrities [thunder rumbles]
And now Twitter celebrities?
Why?
How dare you shoot us and upload the video on the internet?
Our inspector saw that video 500 times till now,
Let him come,
Let the inspector come!
[gate creaks] [thunder rumbling]
[glass shatters]
[rod clangs]
[groans]
[lever unlocks]
[door creaks]
[groans]
[door creaks]
[thunders rumbling] [indistinct dogs barking]
[cicadas critter] [garbage clamouring]
[gate creaks] [indistinct dogs barking]
[vehicle moving]
[groans]
[dogs growling]
[dogs barking] Shoo!
[dogs barking]
[panting]
[glass shatters] [groans]
[thud]
[groans]
[dog barks]
[dog growls]
[whimpers]
[dog growls]
[dog barks]
[door opens]
[door slams]
[dog pants]
[weeps] [dog barks]
[whimpers]
[sniffs]
[weeps]
What happened, Kamini?
Are you afraid?
What is this new kind of behaviour?
Aren't you a brave girl?
[sniffles]
You heard a song outside a while ago, didn't you?
"Do you want me to come with a crowd, You dare challenge me?"
Seems like it was sung for you,
[smiles]
[sniffles]
Look,,,
You are getting tears,
[weeps] [groans]
My stomach is aching,
Seems like it is due to hunger,
Hey stomach, I'm on the run to save my honour
and you want food? Shameless!
[weeps]
Mom!
Poor mommy,,,
She must be sleepless waiting for me,
Don't worry, mom,
I'll be back,
I'll be back with my honour intact!
I won't make you bow your head out of shame, mom
I won't let you bow your head down in shame,
[rainfall]
"Oh!"
"Crazy heart,,,"
You should have waited till morning,
You came down to the police station as your daughter didn't return home?
Did you inquire?
Sir,,,
When I spoke to her last time on phone,
she was drunk,
Yeah! Mention that first!
You have done a good job raising your daughter!
Go and sit there, I'll call you
Sir,,,
Greetings officer
[dog barks] "Who is your companion?"
"Who is the friend"
"who is gonna wipe your tears?"
"Oh!"
"Crazy heart,,,"
Hey! How dare you mock me?
- Sir! Sir! Please! - How dare you?
You want to booze and show heroism on road?
You guys are goners! Die!
-How dare you? -Ouch! Oh no!
"Who is the friend"
"who is gonna wipe your tears?"
"Though the dreams melt and shatter due to worry,"
"the heart didn't know the value of friendship at that time"
"Though the dreams melt and shatter due to worry,"
"the heart didn't know the value of friendship at that time"
" Hey! Time is on your side and so is the situation!"
" Now, let's decide!"
" Hey! There is will and there is a way"
"Go, live your life!"
[thunders and rainfall]
We were riding in a bike and we were drunk
We slipped and fell down,
And we injured our head, legs and arms,
The cops helped us,
Instead of being thankful, we mocked the police,
Please do not drink and drive, thinking it to be real heroism,
Please don't spoil your life,
The police are equivalent to Gods,
Sir, we said it all,
[thunders rumbling]
[metal rod clangs]
[music]
"When all the doors of worry gets shut,"
"I'm getting crushed as I'm unable to bring out my voice to call"
"Hey,,, Hey! There is life as well as desire"
"But I don't exist"
"Hey,,, Hey! There is life as well as desire"
"But I don't exist"
"Ha,,, aa,,, aa,,,"
[rainfall]
[thunder rumbles] [rod clangs]
[gasps]
Sir
Sir!
Sir, over here,
Sir, please help me,
I'm stuck here without any dress,
Please give me your raincoat, Please help me, sir,
You have the umbrella, right? Please,,,
Hello! Why are you quiet?
I can't bear it anymore, I'm starving, I'm feeling cold, Look at this
My hands and legs are bruised
Please help me, Please,,, Please,,, Please!
Help!
[thunders rumble]
Hey!
[siren wailing]
Hey,,, Hey! Stop!
Didn't you run in back here thinking it was the cops?
I have seen you somewhere,
Weren't you the one who came to deliver food?
And I hit you on the head! Why did you do this to me?
I'm talking to you and you're just going in your way ignoring,
You did this to me and you think you can leave without answering?
Wait, now I'll do the same to you!
Let go off me!
Hey,,, Stop!
Oh!
Let go of me!
Ow!
Hey,,,
[groans]
[groans in pain]
[pants]
Did you recognise me?
[birds chirping]
[water burbling]
You are going to the city, Be safe,
[water burbling]
[indistinct song playing]
[traffic]
[woman groaning]
Sister,,,
What happened? What happened, sister?
Sister,,, Sister,,, Please open your eyes and look at me, Please!
-Sister,,, -I'm very thirsty,
I want water,
Anybody there? Help!
-Sister,,, Sister,,, Don't worry, -Water,,,
Nothing will happen to you,
Water,,,
[groans] [pants]
Sister,,, Oh no! You're losing blood,
-[coughs] -Sister, don't close your eyes,
Sister,,,
It's paining real bad,
Brother,,,
She should be taken to the hospital,
-[groans] -I'm unable to pull you up,
You are very heavy,
Please help me to lift her, brother,
What are you staring at, brother? She is dying, Don't you have conscience?
Hey, Why are you yelling at me?
Look, I am a handicapped,
Call another person for help,
I'll be right back, sister,
Excuse me, brother,,, A woman over there,,,
What is it?
A woman over there is bleeding with bruises,
She must be admitted in hospital immediately,
Can you help me put her in the auto-rickshaw?
Will you pay me? Will you pay me?
- Help me and I'll pay you, - Will you pay?
Of course, I'll pay, I'll pay,,,
Hey,,, Hold it
Here, take the money,
- Lift her, - Come on,
Hold her carefully,
Brother,,, Brother
-Please be quick,,, Drive fast, -Hold her,,,
-Start the auto-rickshaw, -Hold on sister,
We'll reach the hospital in no time,
Brother,,, What happened?
The rickshaw isn't starting, Ask someone to push it,
Brother,,, Brother,,,
The rickshaw isn't starting, Please push the auto-rickshaw so that it would start,
Please help us, brother,
Don't worry, sister, We'll be leaving now,
Brother! What in the hell are you doing?
Push it from the rear side,
-You said the vehicle isn't starting,,, -He's pushing on the wrong side,,,
and you aren't talking at all,
Tell him to push the vehicle from the rear side, brother,
-[groans] -You drunkard! Idiot! Enough!
Enough of your help! Get lost!
-Sister,,, Sister,,, -[seizures]
-Oh no! Sister,,, Someone, please save her -[seizures]
[sobbing]
Sister,,, Sister,,,
Prank,,, Prank,,, Prank,,, Prank,,, Prank,,,
It's a prank show! [laughs]
-Relax! It's just a prank show -Dont' cry, Come on
Look over there,
I was on my way to write my UPSC exam,
I've written the prelims exam at my native place,
and came to Chennai on that day to attend the 'mains' exam,
I was on my way seaching for my exam centre,
I saw you lying bleeding on the road and in the course of helping you,
I got late for the exam and missed it,
So I'll have to give my exam next year and have to clear each exam including prelims,
-I lost a year because of you! -Hey!
What?
Did you do this to me just for missing a petty exam?
Hey,,, Petty exam?
You make it sound so easy!
There are protests going on for having and banning exams,
Students are made to travel 1000 of miles to write exams,
There are restrictions for clothing that has to be worn during exams,
And on the pretext of frisking,
they are tearing our clothes and sending us inside the exam centres,
There are girls hanging themselves for failing in entrance exams,
And you think it is just a simple thing?
I didn't feel bad about your prank when I missed my exam,
I let it go thinking after all it's just a prank you pulled on me,
But then one day, an incident changed everything for me,
What happened, mom?
Nothing, dear, I feel exhausted,
We are almost there, The bus stop is nearby,
Keep walking, mom,
Oh dear!
-[panting] -Mom,,, Mom,,, Mom,,,
Mom, what happened?
Brother, please come here,
Mom, please wake up,
-What happened? Did she faint? -I don't know what happened,
She fainted and fell down all of a sudden,
Please help, Let's get her to sit somewhere,
Brother, consider her as your mother and help her, God will bless you
Excuse me!
Wait, This is a prank show, right?
Where did you place the camera?
Behind that car or somewhere behind that tree?
Hey, an elderly lady has fainted and you crack jokes about it?
-Make her sit sit under a shade, -Lift her,
Careful,,,
It's a TV show, brother, I have watched it quite often,
Can't you differentiate?
-I have seen this show on TV many times, -Splash some water on her face
Excuse me,,, Excuse me,,,
Prank,,, Prank,,, It's a prank show!
Don't cry
-It's just a show, -Relax,,, Relax,,, It's just a prank show,
Kamini, that was one hell of an acting! This is terrific,
-Where is the cap? -Surprise!
Say 'gotcha', Gotcha,,, Gotcha,,,
Gotcha,,, Gotcha,,,,
Oh!
She looks beautiful, isn't it? Look at the camera and say 'gotcha',
-Gotcha,,, Gotcha,,, -Gotcha,,, Gotcha,,,
[laughs] Nice!
Very good!
No person in this world is taking anything seriously!
People considers everything like a game,
The only body part that is working all the time is thumb,
And it is just scrolling on the phone every moment,
Social media and smart phones have turned people in to buffoons,
Pranking, trolling, pulling leg is all everyone does these days,
Facebook and Twitter is filled mostly with fake ids,
Login to your social media accound and all you find are memes,
People bath with a bucket of ice in the name of #Icebucketchallenge,
But do they even know why? They say it's fun!
#Freethenipple!
Women are protesting in social media so that they can show of their breasts,,,
by making #Freethenpple trending,
Back in old days, women protested to hide their breasts,
And today, women are protesting to show it off,
A stupid medicine student throws off a puppy from the tenth floor,
He shoots it and posts it in the internet, Why? For fun!
A guy clicks selfie on railway track while train is approaching and dies, Why?
It is just for some cheap likes, comments and some followers! How cheap!
Why click selfie with a corpse?
When we question them, they said it's for fun!
In the name of fun, people has been doing this crap,
And as a result, every household has got a rogue kid today,
[coughs]
Blah! Blah! Blah!
So, do you claim we are the reason behind all this?
It was a freaking prank show,
Absurd Prank show, My foot!
When my mom fainted on the streets, the guy who came to help stepped back!
Why?
Because he watched your freaking show!
If you fall unconscious in the name of prank,
then who will save people when they faint for real?
The people are already confused to help
struggling to differentiate the wounded and the drunk people on road,
On top of that, you guys! " Look, see the camera? Say 'Gotcha! Gotcha!"
You guys deserve a tight slap and proper class!
When you deceive someone you know, then its called a prank!
Playing prank on a stranger is called nuisance!
And that is what you guys are doing,
Do not misuse the freedom you have,
It's not my job to change all these,
This is not a revenge too,
While driving when someone overtakes me and jumps the signal,,,
I just stare at them in a way that they don't find out,
I am such an ordinary person,
That is all I can do,
I'm still unable to complete those exams,
Then I started working here,
Kamini
[music]
Shall I stay in this building all alone and naked this entire night?
We need more booze! Yes! More booze!
Hello, Jeni's father?
She is drunk and lying wasted at office, Please, come pick her up,
[music]
[bird flaps]
Err,,,how much will five mutton biriyanis cost?
[music]
Come in,
[door creaks]
[metal rod clangs]
Like you did to me, I too acted as if I was fighting for life,
I thought you'd save me but you've hit me on my head with the rod instead,
After I regained consciousness in the hospital,
I rushed here to see you without being noticed the police,
I thought I'll throw your dress without your knowledge and leave,
But to my surprise you were already at the gate,
I expected you won't give a damn and walk out naked in the streets,
Well, not bad, You didn't stoop to that level,
[thunder rumbles]
Did,,, you understand anything at all from what I told you?
What did you understand?
[scoffs]
Naming oneself with a name that is synonymous to honesty is not enough,
The honesty should relflect in their words and deeds,
[smiles]
Kamini singing: "Vennelave Vennelave song from the movie Merupu Kalalu"
You sang it really well,
Did you practice music professionally?
[chuckles] No, sir,
My mother is a good singer,
I've learned it from her,
Very good!
Why do you close your eyes while singing?
[laughs]
It's a natural instinct when you get involved while singing,
Some girls do it while singing and some while kissing,
I had mentioned it in one of my song lyrics,
So, now,,,
The industry is unlike earlier times,
The heroes have started writing lyrics,
The music director sings all the songs in a movie album,
Indeed, sir
I have written more than thousand songs,
Even my plight is the same,
You got to look for opportunities, get them and then become a chorus singer,
When will you become a leading singer?
Sir, you can make it possible if you think about it,
Of course, I can make it possible if I think about it,
I got contacts,
But I should think about it, don't I?
Err,,, I didn't get you, sir,
Well, nothing,,,
You have closed your eyes while singing, right?
Similarly, close your eyes and stay silent for some time,
But sir, isn't this unfair?
If we keep thinking about fair and unfair,
the journey wouldn't take place in a proper manner,
[music]
[doors creak]
[music]
"At first,,,"
"I've carried my pride"
"with unwearying and boundless"
"aggression,"
"Even then,"
"we'll realise it on our own"
"As our shadow is our companion,,,"
Famous lyricist caught red handed in #MeToo movement
It is the live report given by #TAG TV's reporter
Mr Rathna Kumar, who tried molesting a young girl, unaware
that she was an undercover reporter, he revealed some of his naked truths,
If we keep thinking about fair and unfair,
the journey wouldn't take place in a proper manner,
He has been receiving hatred reactions from all sections of the soceity,
As as result of that, it is expected that he'll lose his MP seat,
Due to the brave act of #TAG TV reporter Kamini
his real face came to light,
In the recent past, a swamiji was exposed in a similar incident, which became viral
[weeps]
I didn't expect it to go haywire,
It's all because of me,
Please forgive me, sister!
[crying]
I'm sorry, sister,
It is okay,
What's your name?
Nangeli,
"By forgetting all the wounds"
"she became normal again"
[music]
[bike revving]
Picking up a good habits is tough,
Getting rid of bad habits is equally tough,
It's like an addiction,
I couldn't come out of it,
But I started changing my intentions a bit,
For #Tag NEWS,,, this is Sathyavani signing off,