[alarm beeping]
[gasps]
Jamie?
[sighs, screams]
[gasping]
[sighs]
[car engine cranking]
[birds squawking]
Thank you, Sir,
-[giggling] Did you see him? -I swear,
-He waved at me back, -[giggles]
-Oh, thanks, -Yeah,
-Hey, -[Janet] Hi,
Thanks,
-Morning, -Morning, Barrett,
You work in the early shift all this week or what?
Yeah, I'm actually working a double
while they find a replacement for Henry,
Aww, poor guy,
I suppose you're really gonna need this today,
You are my savior,
Nothing a lot of caffeine can't fix, right?
[sighs] I'll cheers an amen to that,
Okay,
-Have a good day, -[Barrett] You too,
Obviously, this is our cardio and lifting room,
Um, you're gonna alternate training
here and the yoga studio,
Got it,
Oh, and pick up Phil Slack
on an as-needed basis,
Hey, Good morning, Lindsay,
-Morning, -Hey, I'm Brody,
-Hi, -Hi,
Can I see you for a sec?
[Phil] Yeah, I'll be right there,
Thanks,
Who's that? Does he work here?
Oh, that? That's Brody,
And you can flex your pecks in front of him all you want,,,
but he's spoken for,
-Bloop! -[chuckling]
Why are the good ones always gay?
That's just a big myth, you know,
There are plenty of good ones who aren't,
What about you? Are you married?
Uh, divorced, As of two years ago,
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh, it's a necessary thing,
It was,,, best for him, me and our daughter,
Please don't tell me he left you a parting gift like mine did,
Oh, my God,
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pry,
[sighs] I probably shouldn't have brought it up
here at work on my second day,
-Poor form, -It's fine,
I'm sorry that happened to you,
My ex-husband, um, he wasn't abusive,
He was more so on his way to making me wonder
if he could be, though,
Um, he lost his job the year we split,
and he was depressed, drinking all the time,
And then came the verbal abuse,
He would show up unannounced, drinking and yelling,
[sighs] And then, one night, he broke in
and threatened to break a beer bottle off and stab me with it,
[gasps] Oh, wow,
I mean, I'd like to think that he never would have been
capable of hurting us, but it shook me,
and I never wanted to find out,
So that's when I quit my job as a banker
and opened up this gym and yoga studio,
So that if he ever shows up again,
you can beat the crap out of him?
Maybe,
But my ex has never been back since, so,,,
I bet,
I feel sorry for the next man
who marries and tries to cross you,
Well, you don't have anything to worry about there,
I never intend on getting married again,
Hmm, Never say never,
You bringing work home with you this evening?
Oh, yeah, Uh, Jamie asked for me to, uh,
bring a pair of free weights home, to leave it at the house,
Ah, she's trying to get all buff like her mom,
[chuckles] I guess,
But, uh, you know teenage girls,
These things will be covered in dust by the end of the summer,
Well, hey, I mean, if she isn't gonna use 'em,
I'd be happy to take 'em off your hands,
Give me something to do to keep me awake around here,
Well, hey, I'm just glad that I live in a neighborhood
safe enough where our night watchman
can be bored on the job,
[Barrett] True,
Oh, hey, has Jamie come through yet?
Uh, yeah, um, her and Nikki just got dropped off
by the punk with the ponytail, you know,
There goes the neighborhood,
Hiya, new neighbor,
-Stephen Lane, -Hi, Lindsay Porter,
Oh, hah, your new neighbor,
[chuckles]
Uh, well, welcome to the neighborhood,
Thank you, I'm new to the area, I just moved out from downtown
and I was wondering where I could find a new gym membership
in the burbs myself,
You're dressed like you just got back from the gym,
[chuckles] Right,
Yes, Uh, well, kinda,
Uh, 'cause I-I actually run
a little private gym down on Glendon,
Wasn't that just perfect? I'm in the market for a new gym,
And I'm sure you could always use a new client,
Yeah, uh, here is my card,
at the gym,,, card,
Great,
-Thank you, Lindsay Porter, -Hmm,
Um, I think you're being monitored,
[chuckles] Uh, yeah,
That is my daughter Jamie,
and her best friend Nikki,
So, I suppose I should probably behave,
I wouldn't want them to think I was, uh,
hitting on you or anything,
Um, you know, we actually do live in
an extremely nosey neighborhood, so,,,
You know, just be prepared to have
your public persona studied under a microscope,
like, pretty much 24-7,
Ah, so, keep all my dirty little secrets
behind closed doors,
Noted,
Lindsay, Stephen,
[sighs] I see you've met our new resident,
Hello, Katherine, How're you doing?
-Wait, how do you,,, Right, -Oh,,,
Yup, She, uh, sold me my house,
-Um-hmm, -Exactly,
We go way back, Oh,
Oh, yeah,
[sighs] Sorry, I'm all sweaty,
Oh, no, it's-it's fine,
You ladies are just starting to make me feel
a little, uh, inadequate and out of shape,
Oh, come on,
I think you're gonna fit in around here just fine,
At least among me and Lindsay here,
We're the only singles on the block,
We're all close and comfy around here,
kinda like a big, happy family,
-Right, Linds? -[Lindsay] Mm-hm,
Yeah, I was, uh,
just starting to notice that,
Well, I sure hope Lindsay has already invited you
to our neighborhood watch meeting on Thursday,
No, not yet, she hasn't,
Although, she did warn me how nosey
all the cozy little residents of Shady Grove are,
Well, Lindsay here is our resident
neighborhood watch leader,
In fact, she started the entire program,
So, maybe you can tell him a little more about that,
Anyway, I gotta run,
See you later,
[Katherine] Bye,
So, is, uh, everyone around here that,,,
Drop dead gorgeous? Uh, no, Just Kat,
I was gonna say aggressive,
Well, you know, at least with her,
what you see is what you get,
So, what does one get with you?
Uh, um, I don't know, Baggage?
I'm gonna use this,
-Okay, -Goodnight, neighbor,
Night,
[sighs, clears throat]
[Lindsay] Hey, girls,
How was school?
Well, apparently, it wasn't nearly as eventful
as Miss P's after-school special on the front lawn,
What? Come on, Guys, that was nothing,
He was asking me about the gym,
Oh, and you offered him a personal training session
over at his new bachelor pad, I hope,
-Nikki, ew, -[chuckles]
-Hey, guys, -[Jamie] Hey, Miss C,
-Hey, Mom, -[clears throat]
Rita told me she saw you talking
to the new neighbor next door,
Oh, my God, Nothing gets past Rita B,
-So, what's the deal? -[Nikki] He's hot, Mom,
Real hot, and he was totally into her, I could tell,
[Janet] Really? This is great, Is he age-appropriate?
Late 30s, and he dresses to the nines, and has a nice car,
so you know he's not just some deadbeat,
So, did you like him?
And can you please be
quiet for one second?
Let her answer for herself,
Sure, Yeah, I mean, he's attractive,
Um, and, yes, he's age-appropriate,
but wewere not flirting,
We were just talking about the neighborhood,
and, uh, gym memberships,
Yeah, plus, who dates a guy who literally
just moved in next door?
It sounds like a disaster, right?
Exactly,
A bad idea, how exactly?
Because you're afraid to fall in love
with someone who conveniently lives
just a stone's throw away from where you do,
or simply 'cause you're afraid to fall in love?
-Mom! -Come on,
I gotta get dinner on the table in an hour
or else your brother's gonna get home from soccer practice,
empty out the entire pantry,
-[grunts] -[Janet] Move!
-Uh-h-h! -[Janet] Move, move, move, move,
-[Janet] Bye-bye, -Bye,
[Rita] I just don't feel it's safe for anyone to be
coming and going at all hours of the night when we all agreed
to a curfew of 10:00 p,m, for children,
Rita, not that it's any of your business,
but my son works until ten most nights
saving up for college,
Fine, then he shouldn't blare his music
at all hours of the night throughout the neighborhood,
[Tanya] Rita, perhaps you should focus less on my son
and more on your two thirteen-year-old girls
who spend every afternoon smoking weedby your pool
until you or Alan return home,
My daughters do notsmoke weed,
Okay, uh, ladies, I think you both
expressed your concerns herein,
Uh, and, yes, Rita, we should be mindful
of our kids going in and out at all hours,
playing loud music and disturbing the peace,
But, as you're all aware, Barrett logs
all entries and exits after six,
So, I think that we can have some exceptions to the curfew,
such as where work is involved,
Plus, I already spoke to Danny about the music, all right,
He's a good kid, already apologized,
Just trying to stay awake while driving,
'cause he was tired after work,
[Lindsay] Uh, do we have anything else?
[woman] No, that's it,
Okay, Uh, all right, we've covered everything,
so we're done for tonight,
Uh, next time, ahem, uh, we will
be covering some more events,
Please, bring your questions then,
What are you doing here at our little rumor-filled gossip fest?
Well, I thought if I wanted to start fitting in
sooner than later, what better way than to throw myself
right into the nosiest neighbors in the hood,
[chuckling]
Well, you came to the right place,
I'm Janet Chung,
I live two houses down, just on the other side of Kat,
Ah, well, nice to meet you, neighbor,
Nice to meet you,
Hey, it was nice to meet you,
I've got to get back to relieve my fill-in,
but welcome to the neighborhood,
-Thanks,,, -[Barrett] Barrett,
Barrett, Barrett, right, Right, right,
-[Stephen] I'll see ya, -Oh, hey,
Thanks for having my back in there,
That's why I'm here for,
Hey, would you mind giving me a lift?
I-I walked here earlier,
I was thinking I could show you the layout of the neighborhood
along the way,
I mean, I sold at least half the homesaround here,
Um, y-yeah,
Yeah, I could, I can drop you off,
Would either of you like a ride?
-Well, a-actually-- -Oh, No, I mean, I,,,
I drove us in my car, so,,,
Yeah, we're good,
[clears throat]
Thank you, though,
Um, you guys have a nice evening,
[Katherine] All right, Well, goodnight, ladies,
-Goodnight, -[Lindsay] Goodnight,
[Janet] Goodnight,
Hello?
[man on phone] Trust is earned,
[Lindsay] ,,,and finding your tree, push your thigh
and foot against each other creating resistance,
Reach up through the crown of your head
and down through your other foot,
spreading your toes, and breathe,
Uh, you have a visitor here,
I saw him walking around the gym floor,
and he was [indistinct] for myself,
Go on,
Thank you,
[Phil] All right,
So, what are you doing here?
Oh, I thought I'd see if you had a, uh,
I don't know, friends and neighbors discount
on new memberships,
Mm-hmm,
Are you here to work out,,,
or are you just here to try to make me as uncomfortable
as humanly possible with your pressed juice
and your muscly tank top arms?
[scoffs]
Okay, [clears throat]
How,,, is that?
-That better? -Uh-hmm, hmm,
Well, uh, I came down to work out
and to see if you wanted to join me for dinner tonight,
Um,,,
I don't think I should,,, do that,
Um, my daughter's not so keen on me dating right now,
That's okay, I'm not asking your daughter out,
I'm asking you,
And I'm not gonna leave until you say yes,
I'm gonna stick around, and believe me when I tell you,
you do not wanna see my downward dog,
[sighs] Okay, fine,
One dinner,,,
but, like a friendly, neighborly sort of dinner, not a date,
I'll take it,
Pick you up at seven,
Thought you were gonna work out?
I told you, I'm free to work out in the afternoon,
Member 266, Your boy Phil hooked me up, uh,,,
I think he likes me,
[sighs]
Who's that?
Uh, my new neighbor,
His name is Stephen,
and I think he just joined my gym,
[chuckles] Is that all he did?
And he asked me out to dinner,
I'd be careful if I were you,
Why would you say that?
I don't know, he just,,,
I just saw the way he was looking at you,
He reminded me of my ex,
There's a lot that man's not sharing,
[Stephen] I'll have the filet mignon, rare,
And I could be wrong, but I think she might want the same,
I would like mine medium, please,
Thank you,
Thank you, [chuckles]
Well, to,,,
-Special occasions, -Special occasions,
[glass clinks]
So,,,
tell me about your daughter,
Jamie, She is seventeen,
Junior in high school,
Straight A's, Type A, no boyfriend to date
or none that she's ever told me about,
Do you usually talk about that sort of stuff?
Well, lately, I'd be lucky to get her to talk about anything,
I mean, she works out at the gym with me sometimes,
but we don't,,, eat ice cream and watch movies
on Friday nights like we used to,
Well, sounds to me like you might need
a new movie-watching buddy,
Maybe,
It's not like I'm lonely all the time,
But, I-I just wish things
were a little bit different with Jamie,
Hmm, May I ask about the father?
He is no longer in the picture,
So, anyway, tell me more about you,
What do you wanna know?
[Lindsay] Where did you move here from?
Rossford,
Actually, I missed our little firm down there,
and we were moving offices
to a new suite Center City soon, so,,,
And, uh, what kind of firm?
[Stephen] Adult psychiatry,
You're a psychiatrist?
Thank you,
So, that is, uh, why you stare at me so intensely?
I'm sorry?
Because you're a psychiatrist, you're, like,
trying to figure me out,
No, I'm only staring at you
because,,, I think you're super sexy,
[chuckles]
-Ahem, Drink your wine, -Yeah,
[Stephen] And, you know, you were wrong when you said
that Kat Riley was the most gorgeous woman
in the neighborhood,
She really has nothing on you at all,
Come on, Look at her,
She is super successful,
no children, and not one flaw in her entire body,
[Stephen] Ah-ha, You see, I like flaws,
So, go ahead, continue, Tell me more,
[Lindsay] No, no, you're not gonna play shrink
to me anymore tonight,
You're really good at that, though,
Always bringing the conversation back to me,
Okay, fine,
I'll tell you one of my flaws,
I literally cannot raise a plant to save my life,
Tried a thousand times,
I once killed an ivy plant in my office,
Literally, the hardest plant to kill,
All right, I'm liking it,
-Got some serious flaws, -[chuckles]
[rustling]
Hm,
Um, I should, um,,,
I should probably get inside,
I didn't tell Jamie I was gonna be out so late,
[sighs] Yeah, Of course,
You know, I'd really like to meet her sometime,
Maybe she should try one of my burgers,
It could convince her,,,
I was worthy of dating her mom,
-[chuckles] -I'm pretty mean on the grill,
Well, you know, I have been meaning to get a new one,
Ours is ancient,
There you go,
New special occasions on the horizon,
We'll see,
-Goodnight, -Goodnight,
[water running]
[water gurgling]
[groans]
[Katherine] Hah! Morning,
[Lindsay] Morning,
[sighs] So, I heard you and our new neighbor
went out all fixed up, Friday night,
Rita Barnes tell you that?
Hm, Barrett spilled the beans,
Said you didn't come home until after ten,
I didn't realize us adults had curfews as well,
[giggles]
It was just a dinner,
-No big deal, -Oh, I think it's cute,
-Where'd you go? -The Alastair,
-Oh, fancy, -Yeah,
Well, I guess you already beat me to the punch,
But I thought I'd host a little
all-inclusive barbeque at my place on Monday night,
Just a welcome-to-the-neighborhood
hello to our new neighbor,
-Can you come? -Sure,
What can we bring?
What, who? You and Stephen?
-Me and Jamie, -Oh, [giggles]
Oh, Um,,,
You know what, I-I thought we would just
do a big kids only,
You know, just because Janet's youngest
she's still in that "let's break stuff" phase, you know?
Okay, So it's not quite all-inclusive then, is it?
Hm, Bring some wine,
Whatever you like,
Maybe I could also bring these new grilling skewers I just got,
Sounds great, Let's get shish kebab-ed,
Well, I'll see you on Monday,
Bye,
[sighs]
All right, Same time next week?
If I don't keel over and die before that, fine,
-I think you'll be good, -[giggles]
-Lunch, -Yay,
So,,, tell me all about your date,
I already told you everything when you texted me,
Oh, You said that it was very nice,
that the food was great, and Stephen's very sweet,
But there was no mention if there was a kiss,
There was, and it was nice,
Okay, fine, It was amazing,
Yay!
I cannot wait to see you two in action tonight over at Kat's,
There will be no action,
Besides, I'm not sure Kat is too thrilled
with the idea of the two of us, anyway,
God's given that girl too many gifts in life already,
You deserve yourself an amazing man,
Ooh, which, by the way, I think
that Jamie's coming over tonight to help Nikki with the kids
while we're over at Kat's, and then she's gonna sleepover,
so you and Stephen can have a little sleepover, too,
Stop, Stop right there, Behave,
Fine, I will behave, But I hope you won't,
[doorbell rings]
Ooh, Yum,
-I'll take that, -[giggles]
So, Barrett, what was it you were doing before this?
I was in the Marines, actually,
You never told us that,
You never asked,
I knew he was,
-For how long? -Eight years, actually,
Oh, wow,
Commendable job, Thank you,
-Cheers, -Cheers,
[chuckles]
Yeah, put me through school,
No PTSD?
Not any that I'm aware of,
[giggling]
So, where were you before here?
Well, I'm originally from Ohio,
but, uh, I've been in LA area about 15 years now,
Practicing psychiatry, yeah?
Don't look at me, I didn't tell him,
[chuckles]
You do background checks on new move-ins?
Your paperwork when you leased the house,,,
Ah-ha,
Hey, at least I didn't tell them your last year's salary,
[laughing]
It's a good thing I bought my house
before Kat took over the neighborhood, huh?
We come bearing nourishment,
Oh, wonderful,
It looks great,
Thank you,
That looks fantastic,
Thank you,
Here we go,
Oh, Wa-wait, Uh,,,
Didn't your,,, ex-husband buy the house?
[Janet] Yeah, well, that was before he lost his job,
became a deadbeat dad, and Lindsay had to buy him out,
I mean, not all of us had the luxury of starting
a real estate business on our rich daddy's dime,
[giggles] Well, my dad always said
I was a great investment,
[chuckles]
Well, thank you all for coming tonight,
What a perfect night for grilling,
Took the words right out of my mouth,
[all] Cheers,
-[laughing] -[glass clinks]
It's funny seeing you out of uniform,,,
out of your element,
-It's sexy, -Well, thank you,
I was actually thinking I should probably head home now,
since I have a bit more of a drive than the rest of you,
[giggles] But are you sure you don't wanna,,, stay?
You know, you've never shown any interest in me before,
Why now?
Well, you've never been off the clock with me,
It wouldn't have been appropriate for me to--
Are you sure this doesn't have anything to do
with your interest in Stephen,
and his interest in Lindsay over you?
Oh,,, [chuckles]
Stay the night and I'll show you,
How about we go on a real date?
Fine,
I need another drink,
Hey, you guys aren't leaving, are you?
I-I was just about to open another bottle of champagne,
Sorry, tomorrow is my work day, we gotta get home
and make sure the kids didn't burn the house down,
Hm,
Thank you, Goodnight,
-Thanks, -Thanks for having us, Kat,
-It was really nice of you, -Thanks, Kat, It was great,
[sighs]
Well, tell Jamie I said goodnight,
and thanks for texting me back,
-I will, -Bye,
-Goodnight, -Goodnight,
All right, You're not a bad chef,
-Bye, -Have a good night,
-See you guys, -Goodnight,
And you guys have a good night,
Be safe on these dangerous streets,
Oh, we do feel less safe when you have a felon,
-Bye, -[Barrett] Goodnight,
Goodnight,
So,,,
So,,, [giggles]
I had a really nice time tonight,
I did, too,
Do you think maybe we could, uh, see each other again this week?
-Yeah, I guess, -All right?
Ah, good,
Stephen, um,,,
what Janet said about my ex-husband, I,,,
I'm sorry that came up,
Hey, look, Don't worry about it,
While I can't pretend to know what that was like for you,
I, uh,,, I do know how tough relationships can be,
You know, my engagement was,,,
[clears throat] well, sort of a nightmare,
But what matters most is that we're over them now, right?
Right,
Well, um,,,
just wanted you to know it's not, you know,
something we normally talk about at dinner parties,
Let alone on a second date, huh?
Oh, I'm sorry, that wasn't a second date,
No, no, it was just, um, you know,
neighborly picnic,
-Ah, Is that right? -Yeah,
Yeah, well, I'm not entirely convinced
that you'd let just any neighbor,,, do this,
[moaning]
[owl hooting]
[engine revving, tires screeching]
[indistinct chatter]
I guess they found the key hidden there under the pot,
You might try finding a less obvious place
for a spare key, yeah?
-Yeah, -Mom, are-are you okay?
Yeah, honey, I'm fine,
Is there someone that you can think of
that might not like this Mr, Stephen Lane
giving you a dozen roses?
Sleeping over?
Um,,,
-I'm sorry, I didn't realize, -No, it's okay, Detective,
Um, you,,,
I-I can't really think of anyone who would have
a problem with my relationship with Stephen,
[clears throat] And yet, it seems to be
a growing trend around here,
[officer] And, y-you are,,,
Oh, sorry, Uh, this is my best friend Janet Chung,
She lives three houses down,
And who do you think has a problem with Miss Porter's
relationship with the next-door neighbor?
Katherine Riley, She lives right there between me and Stephen,
just on the other side,
She has a thing for Stephen,
I don't think she would've done
something like this,
I mean, she's, she's our friend,
and, yes, she's a little bit outspoken sometimes,
but she's not, like, uh, an intruder and a vandal, right?
And what do you think, Mrs, Chung?
I agree, I guess,
Passive aggressive isn't really her style,
Okay, Well, we'll talk to her,
Make it seem like we're questioning all the neighbors,
that sort of thing,
And what about, uh,,,
What about your daughter?
She didn't seem too enthused with your little
rendezvous yesterday evening,
No, Jamie? No, No, no,
She's a very well-behaved kid, believe me,
Plus, she was sleeping over at my house all last night,
Could she maybe have, I don't know, snuck out?
Made a fast visit home? Kids do these sort of things,
Especially in split-parent homes,
A-and tell me, Detective,
exactly where would she have gotten
an entire bouquet of black roses?
Because we're not growing any in our backyards,
[Logan] Ma'am, we're just covering all possible scenarios,
That's our job,
And where did you say Jamie's father is now, Mister,,,
Jamison Porter, He's Downtown, right?
Yeah, we're divorced,
Um,,,
He lost his temper one night after the split
and, and things got a little out of control,
But he, he wouldn't do anything like this,
I mean, he hasn't even talked to Jamie in a while,
and he doesn't know about Stephen, so,,,
You're a 100 percent sure of that?
[exhales]
Okay,
[doorbell rings]
-Hey, -Hey,
I talked to Terrence, He said police questioned him today,
-You all right? -Yeah, I'll be fine,
Glad you're back at the gate, though,
Well, you got me on voice dial, yeah?
-Yeah, -Okay, Goodnight,
Thank you, Goodnight,
[door locks]
[sighs]
Hey, you all right?
[Jamie] Mom, I really don't wanna talk about
what you're about to bring up, okay?
Okay, I love you,
Yeah, you, too,
[rattling]
[clears throat]
[water running]
[chuckles]
[switch clicks]
[door locks]
[screams]
-Mom, are you okay? -[Lindsay] Jamie, get down here,
Stephen, someone's in our backyard right now, Please come,
Come on, Jamie, let's go! Come on!
[Jamie] Let's take this jerk down,
No, absolutely not, We are leaving right,,,
-[screams] Oh! Jeez! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's just me!
-Just me, -How did you get here so fast?
I was just out on a walk,
Now, w-where'd you say
you saw this person again?
In the back,
You called him instead of Barrett?
Nobody back there,
I checked the path all the way to the fence line
around your gatehouse, It's all clear,
Great, So, can I have my rifle back?
Jamie,
Mom, I have school tomorrow,
and I-I have to at least try to get some sleep, okay?
If you hear anything else, just scream again,
I'm gonna stay on the couch tonight, anyway, Okay?
-Okay, -Okay,
Try to get some sleep,
Lindsay, hi,
How're you doing?
I'm,,, fine, Kat,
Really, I don't think
this emergency meeting is necessary, though,
I'm sorry, I-I just,,,
Rita and I thought it was necessary,
I mean, you had the cops at your house two days ago,
I know, we're usually talking about
our kid's fundraisers or neighborhood activities,
so I can't really think of a more appropriate time than now
for a real watch meeting,
-Am I right? -Okay, Um, yeah,
Then we should just get started, I guess,
[clears throat] Uh, good evening, everyone,
Thank you for being here tonight,
Um, and thank you, Rita and Kat,
for calling this emergency meeting,
Um,,,
I didn't really think of doing this myself,
'cause I, I wanted to avoid causing a stir,
But I guess, uh, that's what these are for, right?
So we can openly communicate neighborhood concerns,
[exhales]
[clears throat] And,,,
with that, anyone wanna share where this came from?
What is that?
Oh, it's a spare key, to my house,
Or, you know, at least it was
until I changed my locks after someone here
used it to break into my house and leave a trail of petals
to a bouquet of these at my doorstep,
But that's just awful, Who would do something like that?
Certainly no one here,
I mean, that's kind of an inappropriate accusation
to be making here, don't you think?
Well, I'd like to think so, Kat,
But seeing as how only a select few of us
even have keys to the center,
I have to wonder,
You're not accusing me, are you?
Because most of the time,
we leave this place unlocked,
Mostly because this neighborhood has always been
such a safe haven,
So now, come to think of it,
the only truly dangerous times
we've had in this neighborhood were
A, when your marriage fell apart,
and B, now,
Seems to be a trend with you, don't you think?
You know what, Kat?
If you think that I'm such a liability,
and that you're better off leading these watch meetings,
fine, by all means,
Go ahead, But, just so you know, I'm watching you,
Well, no, no, no, wait, Hold on, Couldn't someone have
come in during the daytime when the center
was open for recreational use?
Right, Maybe that's what happened,
Good luck figuring out who,
Uh, Janet, who's gonna write up the minutes?
Why don't you ask nosey-ass Rita B, to handle that for you?
Pretty sure she already has a play-by-play
from your own little black book,
Uh, well, um, Rita,
uh, wh-where do we start?
Why didn't you call me?
Stephen lives right next door,
And I was afraid,
We'd been texting, so I knew he was awake,
Okay, Look,
I know you like this guy, Linds, Okay? But you barely know him,
All right, I mean, Kat's got a point,
I mean, don't you think it's just a little bit
coincidental that none of this started
happening until this guy
moved into the neighborhood?
Barrett's right,
You still don't know much about Stephen, yet,
And it is strange that he hasn't told you
much about his personal past,
Uh, he was engaged once,
and he had a past relationship that was a nightmare,
So what if it's someone that doesn't
want you getting closer to him?
Yeah, well, if that's the case,
then maybe you should take a good,
long look at your girlfriend,
Okay, Kat is not my girlfriend, all right?
We're just dating, or talking, I don't know,
Look, I, by no means, think that she's an angel,
I just don't think that Kat's capable
of this kind of behavior, [knock on door]
Plus, that doesn't explain the black truck that Terrence saw
flying out of the neighborhood the other night,
Or the fact that there is just something
that this guy isn't telling you,
[George] Hey, Stephen,
[clears throat]
Can we talk for a moment? Outside,
Sure,
I've got to get back to work, You're gonna be all right?
Yeah, I'm fine, Thanks, Barrett,
Just, uh, give me a call, let me know if you want me
to come back, walk you guys home, all right?
Mm-hm,
[sighs]
Look, I'm, uh, I'm sorry,
I wasn't taking sides or anything,
I don't wanna be the reason that you're fighting
with your friend,
No, Kat's barely a friend,
Listen, um,,,
Do you know anyone who drives a black truck?
Maybe someone from your past?
You do know someone, don't you?
Yeah, My ex-fiancé used to drive a black truck,
Her name is Valerie Hyde, She, uh, she was a patient of mine,
-Valerie Hyde? -Yeah,
That's funny, 'cause my new personal trainer
drives a black truck and her name's Valerie Sims,
-Sims? -Yeah,
[sighs] Sims was her first husband's last name,
How could I've not seen her there?
I-I've gone almost every day
after work for a couple of weeks,
But she asked to only work mornings,
Oh, my God, She's the one doing this,
[sighs] So sorry, I,,,
What happened with you and her?
I had to completely cut her out of my life,
She started claiming that I was cheating on her
with my patients, that I hit her,
-Did you? -No!
No,
[exhales] I'm sorry, I just,,,
She showed me scars, She said you inflicted on her,
[sighs] She's delusional, Lindsay,
I've treated her for, for multiple compulsive behaviors,
Lying being just one of many,
And those scars are from when we went
mountain climbing eight months ago,
back when we first started dating,
It doesn't-doesn't really matter
what she's lying about,
What I wanna know is, how did she even know about us?
I don't know, I,,,
Maybe she found out where I moved,
and found the nearest gym,
and figured I joined it,
No, I know how she knows about us,
because I talked to her about you
and I had no idea,
That first time you came into the gym, she was there,
She, she must have just been hiding
in the women's locker room or something, but she saw you,
She saw ustogether,
I'm, I'm so sorry, Lindsay,
Is she scheduled to come in tomorrow?
-Yeah, -Okay,
I'm gonna go to the gym with you, I'll talk to her,
I'll take care of this, okay?
-Okay, -I promise,
Well, you should stay out here,
so we don't cause a scene, I guess,
-Yeah, -I'll start,,,
All right,
[sighs]
Hey, have you seen Valerie?
No, I tried calling, and no answer,
[scoffs] But,,,
somebody left this for you,
Thanks,
[Lindsay] This is all starting to make sense now,
That first phone call I heard said, "Trust is earned,"
And then, the gift note said, "Don't get burned,"
And now this,
"Consider it a lesson learned"?
I think she's trying to warn me,
-About what? -I don't know, About you,
Or th-that she doesn't want us to be together,
Obviously, she doesn't want us to be together,
but she is clearly not in her right mind right now,
so don't tell me you're actually
entertaining her delusions,
Why were you even dating a patient
in the first place, Stephen?
Listen, Lindsay, believe me,
I know what mistakes I made, okay,
But as soon as I realized there was an attraction between us,
I stopped treating her,
Stephen, I defended you when people were
concerned that you were hiding things,
-And guess what? You were, -Hey, that is not fair,
You said it yourself that you didn't wanna
talk about past relationships anymore than I did,
Yeah, except my ex isn't stalking you
and warning you to stay away,
Well, so I guess you should, then,
Consider it a lesson learned,
Are you sure you don't want us to cancel our trip
and stick around for you?
We could still get a refund,
Partial refund,
No, Janet,
Look, Valerie already knows that we know,
so I'm sure she's gotten as far away from here
as she possibly can, right?
[Katherine] And if not, when she comes back around here,
I'll take her down with Barrett's pistol myself,
Look,,,
I'm sorry for what happened at the meeting last week,
You were going through a tough time
and I shouldn't have been so hard on you,
Wasn't very neighborly of me, was it?
Yeah, Well,,, I'm sorry for pointing the finger,
I, I shouldn't have done that,
You and Jamie should come over for dinner tonight,
I'm sure groceries are the last thing
on your mind this past week,
Thank you, Kat, that's very sweet,
That's what neighbors do for one another, right?
-Thanks, -[chuckles]
[crickets chirping]
You okay, Mom?
Yeah, um,,,
I'm fine, the, ahem,
torch smoke is just making my eyes water,
Okay, um, well,
I think I'm gonna go call Nikki
and see if they've made it in,,, yet,
Um, do you think we should go home, too?
Yeah, sure, um,,,
Just go ahead and I'll, I'll be in, in a few,
Okay,
-Love you, -[Jamie] You, too,
Hey, lady,
How you holdin' up?
Hey, guys,
Are you off tonight?
Seems like I'm always on a job with you,
[chuckling]
Kidding, Kat asked me to come by for a few,
To keep the creeps away,
Uh, have you talked to Stephen?
Um, he and I called it quits,
I guess,
That's too bad,
Probably for the best, though,
I mean, I certainly wasn't feeling
very good when,,,
he and I were hooking up,
and then he just discarded me
and started dating you,
Wait, what?
Oh, come on, like you didn't know,
Why else would I have thrown myself at you like that?
You knew I had a thing for him,
Said it yourself,
You were hooking up with Stephen?
Yes, um, I-I'm sorry,
I didn't say anything earlier,
I just,,,
I could see you liked him
and I didn't want to get in the way of that,
But, hey, seriously, don't let it bug you,
It was,,, when I was selling him the house,
so it was at least a month before you met him,
You know, you really don't care who you hurt, do you?
I think you're into it,
What, I'm into hurting people just because I'm honest?
Oh, give me a break,
You know what? I'm gonna go,
You gonna be all right?
Yeah,
I actually thought you liked me,
[Katherine] Oh, come on, Barrett, Don't be so dramatic,
Hey, I had fun while it lasted,
We can still be friends,
[sighs] Jeez, what's with him?
Well, we're gonna take off, too,
Oh, of course, Oh, no, no, no,
I-I got this, Just go inside,
I'll just be a minute, and, and I'll walk you guys home,
[Lindsay] Thanks,
[cell phone buzzes]
[sighs]
[scoffs]
[keys clacking]
[rustling]
[crickets chirping]
Hello?
Kat?
[water gurgling]
Hey! Where are you?
I already had to sneak in past one of those
idiot night watchmen again,
And now, the cops are after me too?
You told me we were in this together,
So call me back,
[water gurgling]
[gasping]
Oh, thanks,
[siren blaring]
Jamie, get back inside,
Oh, God,
Oh, my God, is Stephen okay?
[Katherine] What the hell's happening in Shady Grove?
[indistinct chatter]
So who was at the back?
Well, it's, uh, Miss Valerie Hyde,
[sighs]
[Barrett] Hey, guys, how you holdin' up?
How do you think we're holding up?
They just carried a body out, for Christ's sake,
Hey, hey, hold on, It's not Stephen, okay?
But it's not good, Terrence called me this morning,
told the pool guy found a body,
Do they know who it is?
It's Valerie,
What,,, What happened to her?
No one knows for sure, all right,
They haven't given Terrence any of their answers,
[dog barking]
They're-they're arresting Stephen? Why?
[indistinct chatter]
Detective, why are you arresting Stephen?
-I don't understand, -We found evidence,
It's giving us reason to believe that
that Mr, Lane may have been involved
with the murder of Miss Hyde,
I'm sorry, Miss Porter,
[sobs]
Thanks for stickin' around tonight,
You didn't have to take off, did you?
No, I asked Terrence to cover my shift this evening,
Besides, I wanna stick around, make sure you guys are safe,
-[Jamie] Thanks, B, -Hey, you got it, kid,
I cannot believe you guys are drinking coffee this late,
Thought I'll sleep tonight, anyway,
It kinda feels like old times all over again, huh?
You know, when I was first startin' out,
and you were still afraid, having trouble
going to sleep at night,
Right, God, poor guy,
I was calling you, like, all the time
to check up on things,
Yeah, we drank a lot of coffee back then,
and played a lot of late night rookie
those first few months of me workin' here,
[chuckles]
[Barrett] But, hey,,,
you'll get through this too,
Just like then,
Even if it means three more months of rookie, huh?
It's nearly 10 o'clock, who's texting you so late?
It's Dad,
What? Your father is texting you?
What did he say?
He, he just said he saw what happened
on the news, and, and he was worried,
so he just wanted to check in,
And that's all,
Let me see,
Let me see your phone,
Mom,,,
Okay, fine,
You told him about me and Stephen?
He asked me what happened,
And he wants to come pick you up?
Yes, so what? He,,, Mom, he's worried about us,
Great, now he's concerned?
[scoffs] You've been texting since 6 o'clock,
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
Because I knew you would freak out,
like you're freaking out right now,
Jamie, your father threatened my life
the last time you saw him, you understand that, right?
Mom, I know, I was the one that kicked him out, remember?
But he's still my dad, and-and he's sober now,
and-and he got help,
Yeah, and if by help, you mean all these
script drugs he's jacked up on all the time,
And I know, because some of the medical bills still come here,
What if it was him and not Stephen?
What if James killed Valerie
because of what she was doing to us?
Oh, please,
Lindsay, I don't think that's possible,
[doorbell rings]
Jamie, go upstairs, yeah?
Go ahead,
Is that really necessary?
Have you seen any of what's been going on
in your neighborhood the last two weeks?
[sighing]
It's Stephen,
They let him out already?
I don't know,
I'm gonna tell him to leave or we're gonna call the cops,
Look, I did not kill Valerie, okay?
The cops released me, the DA's wife
is a client of mine, they know I'm not capable
of doing something like this,
Okay, Stephen, but who else
would want to kill her?
Who else would even know she was in your backyard?
I don't know any more than you guys do, okay?
I was in the shower, I didn't hear anything,
But I did not kill Valerie, okay, I mean,,,
If I had really killed her, do you think
I would just leave her floating in a pool
with a trail of water to my room?
I mean, how dumb would I be?
You wouldn't have to be dumb,
You just have to be insane,
Please believe me, Lindsay,
You're the only one who knows me well enough
to know that I did not do this,
I don't know how I feel,
I-I just need a little bit of time, okay?
Lindsay,,,
I know, and I was upset,
[stammers] and I overreacted
when I walked away from you, but,,,
It was only because I was frustrated
that you didn't trust me,
So, please,,,
Please trust me now,
I've never lied to you,
I would never lie to you,
Not even by hooking up with Kat
before coming on to Lindsay, huh?
I wish I'd never done that, okay?
It was, it was stupid,
and I was just emotional
from my last breakup, but,,,
I never cared about her,
I do care about you,
Just go home, Stephen,
She's heard all of this before,
and you've done enough damage for one night, as it is,
-[Logan] Hello, Miss Porter, -Detective,,,
-It's okay, -Come in,
Sit,
I, uh, I just wanted to check in,
see how things were with you and Jamie,
Fine, I guess,
I mean, nothing bad has happened since Sunday, so,,,
And Jamie? She back in school now?
Yeah, um, I'm actually
picking her up at seven before we head on over
to the weekly watch meet,
Is everything okay, Detective?
It's hard to say, really,
I'm still leaning towards Stephen
as the prime suspect in this case,
but there's some people above me
who claim that he wouldn't have murdered his ex,
So I wanted to ask you,
Do you think it's him?
[exhales]
I just don't know anymore,
I mean, I never would've thought my husband would've been capable
of doing what he did either,
but,,, yes, I have a hard time believing it was Stephen
just based on circumstance alone,
And I don't suppose that your husband
could've had any involvement
in this situation, could he?
You said he's not in the picture, right?
Well, he wasn't, as of a week ago, but,,,
[Logan] But what?
[sighs]
I think he's worth looking into,
Okay, Well, thank you,
-I'll be in touch, okay? -Thanks,
[sighs]
You know that, you know, I'm here for you,
if you need anything at all,
'Cause I've been thinkin' about you, worryin' about you,
-So you call me, you hear me? -Okay,
And you too, you too,
-Thank you, -All right,
She's sweet,
So they're lookin' for James now?
[sighs] Yeah,
But they're wrong,
It's a bunch of crap, my dad would never
kill anybody, he just has a hot head,
No, Jamie, you have a hot head,
your father has real mental problems,
You just don't wanna admit that it really could be
Stephen, and I know it is,
Keep movin', nothing's happenin' here,
So, what else did the cops say?
They're gonna have patrol cars circling
the neighborhood for the next few nights,
Just to be safe,
[Barrett] I think that's a good idea,
No, I'm gonna ask Terrence to cover the gate,
I think someone should be with you guys at all times,
Barrett, you don't have to do that,
It's okay, I want to,
Besides, I think Jamie's got a point,
I mean, I don't feel so comfortable knowing
that Stephen's right next door,
At least, until they talk to James and they've
had a chance to question him,
All right, I guess we should get inside
and try to survive this,
[sniffs]
I'm gonna stay back here, keep an eye on things,
-Okay, -Yeah,
[Katherine] Good evening, ladies,
I know this has been
an extremely difficult week
for everyone here in Shady Grove,
Never in a million years
would I've thought when I moved into
this gorgeous neighborhood after
[inhales] selling my first house here
and falling madly in love with it,
that we would be shocked
with such horrible tragedy,
Tragedy? I think it was murder,
[Katherine] You're right, it was murder,
But it is a tragedy,
When we're supposed to stick together
and support each other
as neighbors during these hard times,
and instead, we point fingers
at our innocent neighbors
as though they are responsible
for the callous acts of others,
-She's so full of-- -[shushing]
I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
[Katherine] Now, at this time,
I beg of our neighborhood watch
to do the right thing
and bring this heinous charade
to a halt, so that we can
come together as a team
and bring the real murderer to justice,
But you know what, you guys, we don't even know
who the real murderer is, do we?
And, so far, the only evidence
we have points to that man,,,
right the,,,
[Jamie] Let me go! [Barrett] Hey, hey, hey!
Lindsay, call the detective, Tell him to get over here,
[all screaming]
Hi, this is Kat Riley from Shady Grove,
252, Sherwood Lane,
[James] Lindsay?
Lindsay, I want you to listen to me real good, okay?
[sighs] I'm not going to jail,
I'm not,
Not for a bunch of nonsense that
yougot me into in the first place,
James, please,
Please put the gun down, okay?
Let's talk like adult parents should, okay?
No, no, no, don't give me crap about being adult!
You,,, [sobbing]
You,,, shacked up with that psycho shrink
who beats and murders his girlfriend,
and then, you allow my daughter to be with him!
-What are you talking about? -[James] She told me everything,
I know exactly what's goin' on here,
So,,,
I'm taking Jamie, and we are leaving,
-No, you aren't, -Dad, please stop, please stop,
Mom has nothing to do with this, I-I told you that,
Sweetheart, sweetheart, don't try to protect her
when I'm trying to protect you,
Wh-what's your problem? Get out of the way,
Look, man, if you really are innocent,
this is no way to go about clearing your name,
I-I don't know who the hell you are, anyway,
Oh,,, wait,
This is him? What's his name, Stephen?
James,,,
[James] You got a lot of nerve
makin' moves on my ex-wife, asshole,
I got a long text
from that Valerie lady tellin' me
everything you are capable of
the night you killed her,
If anyone should be put behind bars,
it's this man,
Honey, let's go, [grunts]
[screams]
[grunting]
-[gunshot] -[screaming]
[grunting]
[whimpering]
[Jamie whimpering]
What exactly had you told your father
up until now, Jamie?
Um, I told him
that I was,,,
I-I-I thought that-that
the man my mom was seeing
had-had killed his ex,
and we were just texting a few days before,
and he was, he was worried about me,
Had you informed him of Miss Hyde's harassment
at any point before her murder?
Yes, but I'm telling you, he didn't kill her,
E-even if she did contact my dad to warn him about Stephen,
[whimpers] my dad was never there,
He was never there,
Did he mention that she had contacted him
at any point after her death?
No, no, he was just worried about me
with Stephen, and, and he wanted to come pick me up,
Logan,,, I found this in a suitcase
in the back of Porter's car,
You can walk us down with the passport,
-It's Valerie's phone, -What?
What,,, No, no, No, it's not,
[breathing heavily] It's,,,
Okay, listen, ladies,
If Mr, Porter is guilty of Miss Hyde's homicide,
I can assure you that we're gonna do our best
to make certain that he's found guilty,
-Okay? -[sobbing]
[whispers] Thank you,
[indistinct chatter]
-All right, -[chuckles]
-Okay, that feels good? -There you go,
-Are you ready? -I'm ready,
Okay,
-Cheers, -Cheers to this,
Look, I wanted to say I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have treated you that way,
You know what, Kat, it's really tough for me to gauge
whether or not you're telling the truth,
In fact, I'm not even sure if you know
whether or not you're telling the truth,
Maybe you're right,
but I'm trying to change,
Maybe we could try again?
Yeah? How are you trying to change?
[stammers] Well, I, I let Lindsay
take over the neighborhood watch program again,
Yeah, I thought that was because
everyone said they wanted Lindsay back,
Funny, Maybe I misheard,
[chuckles]
Cheers to you workin' on yourself for a change,
-[glass clinks] -Good luck with that,
You're a brave man for inviting Kat here tonight,
[Stephen] Well, she was the one
who called the cops the other day,
Sticky situation for all of us, so,,,
If I had been here when that had happened,
then you wouldn't have needed to call the cops
because I would've whooped James' ass
from here to next week,
[chuckling]
I've been wanting to for years,
Well, you can say,
this guy did a pretty good job by himself,
And, of course, our other knight in shining armor,
I mean, who needs cops when you've got
the cavalry right down the street, right?
Hear, hear, Cheers,
-Cheers, -To the neighborhood,
Goodnight, you're so welcome,
-Thank you for having us, -Aww,
[Phil] Si, si, si, Magnificent, Stephen,
Nice to see you,
-Party was great, -Oh, thank you,
-Good to see you, -Nice to see you, guys,
Glad you guys could make it,
-I'll see you at the gym, -Yes,
-Bye, -Goodnight, guys,
Hey, Mom, do you think I could stay the night at Nikki's?
She wanted to watch that new Scott Eastwood,
-Um, yeah, I think so, -Yay,
[Lindsay] But don't let them stay up
too late watching movies,
Are you kidding me?
I'm staying up late to watch, too,
-Thanks, Mom, -Bye, sweetie,
-Bye, -Bye,
I'll see you, Bye,
Well, uh, goodnight,
Goodnight, guys,
Well, that's a goodnight from me, too,
You, uh, want me to walk you home?
Uh, no, I'm good, Thank you,
What do you got going on the rest of the night?
Oh, I gotta go relieve Terrence,
What? You're working tonight?
Yeah, why else do you think I only had one beer?
Someone's gotta keep this neighborhood safe and warm,
All right, Thank you,
Yeah, I don't think he likes me a lot,
You just gotta give him some time,
He's just very protective,
Uh-huh,
Besides,,,
what matters is that I like you,
Oh, really?
-Wanna come over? -Mm,,,
-Yeah, -Okay, [chuckles]
[gasps]
S-Stephen?
Kat? [gasps]
What-what are you doing?
I think he's,,,
I think he's dead,
C-can you, please, just put that thing down?
And-and just walk away,
[whimpering] What?
You-you think I did this?
I-I just walked in and-and found him like this,
Look what's in your hand, Kat,
Well, I didn't, I-I just pulled it out of him,
because it was sticking out of him like a,,,
I didn't do this,
I gotta call the cops,
[Katherine] No, no, no, wait,
I'm telling you, it wasn't me,
I-I just got a text from Stephen
telling me to come over, so I did,
But when I walked in the door,
I-I found him like this,
[Barrett] You can explain that to the police,
I got your text, You okay?
-Yeah, Look at Stephen, -Yeah,
I've already called the police, they're on their way,
Please, Lindsay, tell him
to get the gun off me, please,
I-I didn't do this,
Let's just wait till the police arrive, yeah?
[exhales]
Here, look at this,
I swear to you, Stephen asked me to come over,
[Barrett] So, what if he did?
He asked you to come over here
and talk to him, and then what?
You decided you didn't like what he had to say,
so you stuck a skewer in his gut?
'Cause you're insane!
It's not true,
I did not hurt him, I couldn't hurt him,
Lindsay, please, l-look at me,
I'm,,, I'm a lot of things,
but I'm not a murderer,
You know that,
W-what if it was someone else?
Like who?
Come on, Linds, you are too trusting,
For all you know, he still could've been
screwing this one behind your back,
[Katherine] Or maybe you did this,
Since, clearly, you hate his guts,
[Barrett] You've got to be kidding me, Kat,
I'm the only one she can trust,
[cell phone beeps]
Damn it! [chuckles]
I wish I'd silenced that,
You see? I told you it wasn't me,
And I really wish I'd silenced you,
[sobbing] Barrett, what is going on?
Are you really that clueless?
Come on, I have been in love with you
since the first day I started working for you,
I only ever wanted to protect you and Jamie,
You don't work for me, you work for the neighborhood,
Oh, screw those idiots!
With their lies and their cheating
and their shallow shells of real humanity,
You just killed Stephen!
Yeah!
And I had to kill Val, too,
But that was your fault, Linds,
That was your fault, you see,
'cause you couldn't just trust me, could you?
You couldn't just trust me
when I had clearly earned that trust!
Yeah, [chuckles]
That was all me, baby,
That was all me,
The skewers, the first night
I overheard you and him talking
after your date,
The black bouquet?
The gym note that you assumed was from Val,
That was all me, baby,
All me!
I don't understand,
[Barrett] Of course,
I wanted you to think it was from Val,
Then maybe you would've left him alone,
Or, it would've given him
some real motive to take out his ex,
Then,,, he would've ended up in jail,
Valerie never would've shared in our dirty little secret,
and you and I,,,
we could've just gone back
to the way the things used to be,
Do you realize that you haven't brought me
a morning coffee once
since you two met?
A morning coffee?
Barrett, is that what this is about?
Barrett, what about Valerie?
How did you even know about her before anything happened?
Don't get me wrong,
She was snoopin' around the neighborhood,
She came by here a few nights in a row
claiming she was interested in the house for sale
on Aspendale,
Finally, she admitted to being Stephen's ex,
S-so you just let her?
[Barrett] Yeah, well, I realized
that this little problem
between Lindsay and Stephen wasn't
gonna go away on its own, so, yeah,
that was when I got my big idea!
Of course, I made her promise to keep quiet
about our little interaction,
And James?
[Barrett] Well, when I realized that Stephen
was gonna get away with the perfect murder
that I had framed for him,
I realized that I needed a plan B,
So I started posing as the crazy lady
stalking his ex-wife and kid,
And when I sent James a text
from Val's phone, saying that
his kid's life was in danger
around mom's new "hot man,,,"
-Bang! -[whimpers]
[Barrett] Daddy's back!
But, of course, I really wish
she would've killed Stephen that night,
But as it turns out,
your ex-husband,,, isn't as crazy
as you made him out to be, Linds,
Well, clearly not as crazy as you,
[Barrett chuckles]
Well, if James is going to jail for the murder of Valerie
based on the phone that I threw in his car,
and you are going to jail
for the murder of everyone else
based on your little hot home invasion here,
certainly, it sounds to me like I'm more so
the war hero, and you
are the crazy one, dear,
Barrett, I did,,,
I did bring you coffee one night,
But you weren't there, you were with her,
-[thuds] -[gasps]
Jamie, what are you doing here?
I f-forgot my phone at the pool, and then, I,,,
Guys, go!
Go!
[panting]
[groaning]
[panting]
I don't know,,, I don't know where I left it, Mom!
-Where is it? -This way, [gasps]
My ph,,, I think it's over here,
-[gasping] -[Katherine] Go!
[panting]
[door creaks]
[rustling]
[panting]
-[breathing heavily] -[shushing]
[panting]
[shushing]
-[man on phone] 9-1-1, what's,,, -[gasps]
-[shushing] -[panting]
[clattering]
[whispers] Thank you,
Okay,
[indistinct]
[gasping]
[Barrett grunts]
[gunshot]
[exhales]
[panting]
Jamie, go!
At least you trusted me with the combination and a spare key,
[gasps] Go!
[panting]
[sobbing] Mom, Mom, what're we gonna do?
Did you see what he did to Kat?
Oh, please, baby, please, just be quiet, okay?
Look, he is not gonna hurt us, do you understand me?
-[Jamie] Okay, okay, -He's,,,
[Barrett] I really wish it didn't have
to be this way, Linds,
But you really created
quite the conflict for me this evening,
'Cause now I have to make it look like
it's your innocent boyfriend who's responsible
for this whole ordeal,
[chuckles] Thank God,
Thank God, he's still alive!
[exhales]
[Lindsay] Hey!
[groans]
[grunts]
[groans]
[panting]
[Barrett groans]
[Lindsay groans]
[Lindsay coughs]
[groaning]
[grunts]
[screams]
-[groans] -[Lindsay coughs]
[Lindsay panting]
-[grunts] -[groans]
[grunting]
[panting]
[spits]
[exhales] Jamie,,,
all I ever wanted was to be your dad one day,
You will never be my father!
Barrett, you said you wanted this?
[grunting]
[panting]
[sobbing]
[indistinct chatter]
[exhales] How're you doing?
Hey,,,
Don't worry about me, I'm okay,
I plan on sticking around here a while,
-[chuckles] -That is if you'll have me,
-I'll see you soon, okay? -Okay,
Is it just me or,,, am I officially responsible
for creating theworst neighborhood watch program
in existence?
Well, it at least cleared Dad's name,
Yeah,
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I heard Rita Barnes is putting her house up for sale,
Well, if that's the case,
maybe our neighborhood watch program
wasn't a total failure after all,
[chuckles]
[sniffs]
Hmm,