"Gin-Chan Odd-Jobs-R-Us" Wow, who'd have thought?
The first live-action adaptation was a hit
and now here's the sequel,,,
Last year we were number one at the box office,
But not even close to a Japan Academy Award,,,
Who's that jerk who won Best Actor?
A guy called Masaki Suda,
What? How come?
He has the strangest taste in clothes,
So pretentious, he even brought out a CD,
His dad wears funny glasses,
Say no more!
Masaki Suda is a fine actor,
I feel sorry for Shun Oguri,
He's done so many movies,
yet never won a single Japan Academy Award,
He worked so hard last year, too,
"Let Me Eat Your Pan Crust"
It was "Pancreas",
"Pan Crust"
sounds like a documentary about a sad guy working in a bakery,
Whatever, Award or not,
we had a huge hit seen by millions,
You're right,
The Japan Academy Awards are dominated by XXX and XXX,
Especially if XXX and XXX are involved,
Oh,,,
I'm sorry to say,
but most of that will be bleeped out, I'm sure,
More to the point,,,
The movie's about to start,
so let's make a nice introduction,
Sure, Please enjoy our Cannes Palme d'Or winning,,,
Don't lie!
"Shoplifters 2"
You can't do that!
Enjoy "Gintama Shoplifters",
That's not the title!
How about "Detective Gintama - The Truth ls Out There"?
Stop trying to rip-off other hit movies!
Welcome to "Gintama 2: Rules Are Made To Be Broken",
Give me an Academy Award!
Use of recording devices in theaters is a federal offense,
Burn the images into your retina, Take the story into your heart,
"Just don't do it" Hey, quit fooling around!
Just get on and play the damn movie,
"Realm of the Samurai"
That name for our land, is now just a memory,
Twenty years ago, alien beings descended to disrupt the peaceful world of Edo,
We named them, "Amanto" or "Sky People",
They took over and re-developed our entire city,
The Bakufu government became no more than their puppet,
Initial attempts were made to expel the invaders,
A fearless band of patriots fought the good fight,
But after terrible sacrifice they were defeated,
Fearing another rebellion, the Amanto banned all swords,
The Samurai sank into irrelevance,
I don't give a damn!
Sell a testicle, sell a kidney,
Just get me my cash!
"Ms, Otose"
"Gintoki's landlord, Owner of 'Bar Otose"'
It's just rent, you old hag!
I installed that game on your phone,
Surely we're even?
Are you dreaming?
It's the in-app purchases that have used up all my cash,
Like I care!
Shouldn't play games at your age anyway,
Look everyone! This is elder abuse!
It's over, We're done,
Not by a mile!
Pay the rent!
I'm dying,,,
What's her damn problem? It's just 3 months' rent,,,
Let's get a part-time job,
How many times do I tell you?
Working odd jobs is already like that,
Each gig is different,
Passively waiting and actively searching are different,
Besides, we've had no calls this entire month,
Listen, Shinpachi!
Do you have no manly pride?
We heed the summons of the common man,
That is the soul of Odd Jobs-R-Us,
Yeah, I get that,,,
I can't think on an empty stomach,
Let's eat first, then strategize,
Boy, was that delicious,
Just one sniff of fish grilling next door
made me so hungry,
You ate the rice?
Every single grain?
Five portions of plain rice?
I'll go cook more, right away!
Looks like someone ate our supplies,
It was you!
We've got to get a job, Gin-san,
No way in hell,
Okay,
I'll put my guys out to work for us,
Your what?
Guys, get to work!
- Yes ma'am! - At your service,
"Hostess Bar - Smile"
"Now hiring - Cute girls - Good pay - Today only"
I'm sorry about this, Gin-san,
But Shinpachi said you guys needed work,
Thanks for hiring me alongside my sister,
Well, regarding that, how may I say?
The phrase, "You're welcome" comes to mind,
In other words, when our top-selling hostess
Miss Tae, here, makes a recommendation,
as it were,,,as it were,,,
I feel like I'm in good hands,
But,,,
your girls should make men sick for love, But they're all away, sick themselves?
I sense a lack of professionalism,
Begging your pardon, in that regard,
How might I put it,
I wonder, wonder, wonder
wonder, wonder,,,
I might say, "It's embarrassing" perhaps,,,
Yes, the word, "embarrassing" comes to mind,
So, as a result, with only one girl available to work,
my business model gets co,,,co,,,complicated,
Co,,,co,,,cock-a-doodle-do
And thus I find myself in this spot of bother,
You did well not to get sick, too,
"A fool is immune to a cold", they say,
That was right on the money, A perfect shot,
The angle was just right,
Two perfect lines of blood dripping down your nose,
"Serves you right" one might say,
Actually, I've been doing some thinking,
And the thinking is, you can help me,
I wonder if you, my friend, I wonder if,,,
I wonder, wonder, since you know many people,
if you'd introduce us to 10 cute girls,,,
Or,,,or,,,
Or,,,or 50 maybe,,,
Or, even,,,even,,,
Even,,,even,,,
Even 100,
Gin-san, 100 cute girls please,
100 of your closest friends,,, or more, I might need more,,,
You could summon them with a click of your fingers,,,
I figure you can do that for me,
I'm the one looking for introductions,
Here's a cutie, right here!
Tonight we host a top government official,
Don't ignore me,
It's a rare chance to shine
and to profit,
Hey, square face,
How many do you need?
Three minimum,
Me plus two,
Where did she come from?
That was spot on, Perfectly angled,
"Ayame Sarutobi"
"Ninja Assassin, Gintoki's stalker"
Perfect timing, Get up, stalker freak,
Tonight you work as a hostess,
Get your hands off me!
I'm nowhere near you,
They wouldn't cast me in the first movie,
I didn't even get a walk-on role,
At last I'm in the sequel but only as a hostess?,
A once-proud assassin,
How could you?
Actually I'd be thrilled!
You know how to press my buttons, Gin-san!
She doesn't look like a traditional hostess,
but she'll do just like that,
Now, just me and her plus one,
We need two more, huh?
That's it, I'm going to cry,
Greetings,
I couldn't help but see your sign,
What can he mean?
Did somebody change the wording?
Did someone play a trick and switch the sign?
It said you're looking for cute girls,
Yes, that's absolutely accurate,
Then why is he here?
What's up, Katsura-san?
This here, Kotaro Katsura
in full make-up, bears more than a resemblance to a cute girl,
"He's right"
Meaning?
The Resistance is short of funds,
I want to make big bucks as a hostess,
Even for a handsome guy like you that's ridiculous,
Go for it!
It's no good,
We're out of time, The manager's losing his mind,
The little girl sobbing, too,
You're hired,
Boss!
You've got my undying loyalty!
Surprisingly good,
Really, really surprising,
Surprisingly good,
but thinking about it carefully,,,
How can I put it, two
or even three of them,,,
will surely be rejected by the clients,
Especially the two on the right,
They look like something from Gulliver's Travels,
So we need a couple of back-ups,
Your clients arrive any minute, There's no time!
Please! They're top-paying customers,
It's not my problem!
This isn't much of a welcome committee,
Don't worry, there are plenty of girls inside,
Guys, get your asses in here,
- See, Everyone's here, - Yes,
"Katakuriko Matsudaira Edo's Chief of Police"
Welcome, sir,
What are you two doing?
There was no choice, We couldn't find anyone else,
I'm Ginko,
I'm Pachie,
Wow, I see a bunch of new faces today,
Is it your first time?
I wasn't expecting the Shinsengumi police,
If we're found out,
we could be arrested for fraud,
Gin-san, what do we do?
Welcome, sir,
Gin-san!
Don't tell me,
you think your disguise will work?
Make a pointy chin, like this,
Do that and they'll never figure it out,
They will, Kagura-chan, speak sense to him,
I'm Gurako, nice to meet you,
She's doing the pointy chin thing, too,
Heck, Katsura-san, it's your arch-enemy, You're in a real tight spot,
The pointy chin!
I'm Katsurako,
My hobby is rap music,
It works, The pointy chin deserves respect,
It's pointy chin, not porky chin, stupid!
Welcome, shir,,,
Well, well,,,here's a nice she-pig,
My dear,
how about I jam something else up your nose?
She's awoken his inner sadist,
Say no more, The movie will lose its G rating,
That's what I like to hear,
How come he understood?
Okita, that's enough for today,
We're not here for pleasure,
Relax, guys, Have a drink,
Not on duty, thanks,
They're not here to drink? What a relief,,,
Then what on earth are they doing?
Enjoy yourself, sir, We'll be on guard outside,
My Lord,,,
Gin-san, did you hear that?
I sure did
He just said "My Lord",
No way that
our Lord Barbarian-Conquering Shogun would visit a hostess club,
But I distinctly heard "My Lord",
People say "Good Lord" all the time, It's very common,
It was "My Lord",
I heard "Milo",
Right, Pachie, no way the Shogun would be here,
Sho-chan, let's start drinking,
But he just called him "Sho-chan",
Sho-chan is a cute nickname,
But won't you tell me your real name?
Barbarian-Conquering Shogun, Shigeshige Tokugawa,
You can call me Sho-chan for short,
You're too funny,
What do you do for a living?
I'm a Barbarian-Conquering Shogun,
That's an unusual job, isn't it?
You're in "Sho" business, then,
He's the real deal, the Shogun,,,
Boss!
He's the real deal!
Squads 2 & 3 guard the rear!
Tae-san!
I, Isao Kondo, will guard this club
with all my heart and soul!
He's forgotten who we're guarding,
At least he didn't blab the Shogun's name out loud,
It's a damn nuisance when the boss takes the Shogun clubbing,
The Shogun wanted to see how regular folk live,
Then why chose a hostess club?
There are tons of other options,
He becomes an easy target for the Resistance,
They're after the Amanto,
They make no distinction,
A puppet ruler makes just as good a target,
I see your point,
In that case, won't this security
attract unwelcome attention?
That's why I objected to it,
If you're that worried do another patrol,
An assassin could be out there already,
Deputy-Chief, let me come,
Yamazaki, stay put,
Wig out,
Now's the time, the time for action,
Here's a chance for the Resistance faction,
You traitors get no compassion,
Gin-saws nervous,
Even with no Shinsengumi around, his chin's pointy,
And Katsura-san, what's with the rap?
So much I don't understand
Time to switch out the girl,
The reason being,,,
she bores me,
What? Why do I deserve this?
Look beyond your opinion of rap,
Listen to its message to the world!
Rap just doesn't belong in a hostess club,
Calm down, Pachie,
If this job goes well, we'll make bank,
Enough for 10 years' rent,
But there's a risk, too,
Mess up and we lose our heads,
So calm the hell down!
Says the guy freaking out,
Luckily those dumb broads haven't realized,
Don't say a word about the Shogun,
We daren't risk failure now,
Hey, girl with the pointy chin
and the pig-tailed four-eyes, last-pupil-in-abandoned-school type,
Get over here,
Does he mean us?
Who else could it be?
And Gintoki,,,
Your dick's way too obvious
This is all such a pain in the ass,
Ouch,
What the hell's this?
Well, if it isn't Toshiro Hijikata Deputy-Chief of the Shinsengumi,
Just as I suspected,,,
We attracted too much attention after all,
What's your problem?
Samurai who sold his soul to the Amanto,
A traitor working for favors,
We are anti-foreigner patriots ready to bring divine justice!
And I'm here to protect the Shogun
and I'm sorry to say I shall not leave a man standing,
Let's go!
My apologies!
What the hell's this?
What on earth am I doing?
My body's not my own,
I'm so sorry!
I beg you, at least spare my life,
I'll even lick the soles of your sandals,
My mouth's out of control,
Who is this lame weakling?
Is this the much-feared Deputy-Chief? The so-called Duelling Demon?
What a wretch!
I don't understand what's going on,,,
This makes no sense, but it's a great chance
to pay back the many "kindnesses" he has done us,
Go ahead, lick our soles,
Bastards!
I've no idea what's happening,
but I won't take this,,,
Please accept this humble token, There's 3,000 yen in here,
But leave my DVD club card or I lose my rental privileges,
You had us for a moment there!
What a pathetic amount,
It's no good,
I must be totally losing my mind,
We'll do a party game,
Let the fun begin,
We'll play "On the King's Orders"
but switch Shogun for King,
I expect you'll turn it into something sexual,
No, I'll just MC, I'll let Sho-chan have fun with you youngsters,
If you draw the "Shogun" chopstick,,,
Sir, allow me that task,
I wouldn't want your hands to be overburdened,
How considerate of you,
Miss Pig-Tailed Four-Eyes,
Yes!
Good work, Shinpachi,
Make sure the Shogun wins,
Shogun,,,
Take your pick!
Why are they taking it so seriously?
That was quick,
Who drew the Shogun chopstick?
My turn to be Shogun,
Smart work,
getting the stick so you can make it Shogun's turn,
That doesn't make sense,,,
Let me see,,,
Whoever is No, 4, strip to your underwear,
I see, you're trying to entertain the Shogun,
Excellent
This can't be happening!
Why did the jerk get No, 4?
That's his angry face, for sure,
To make it worse, today's his "tighty-whitey" day,
For generations, we Shoguns
have favored tighty-whities,
Shit, he heard me, But why tighty-whities?
We've got to get his clothes back or our heads'll be on stakes,
We must draw the long stick,
Great, now it's my turn,
I still haven't had a go,
Why'd you start without us?
Let me think,,,
Whoever is No, 3,,,
gives his or her clothes
to whoever looks coldest,
Sis you know exactly what to do,
You're right on the money, I love you!
This can't be happening!
Heck, our film gets porn-pixels already?
This'll be cut from the Chinese release,
He's a big fish but down below, he's small fry,
For generations, we Shoguns
have been small fry down below,
Heck, he heard me, My neck's on the block for sure,
These smell, Can I take 'em off?
Oh, no!
He's offended, That's crying, right?
It's time we made a run for it!
Bingo, my turn at last!
How did that happen?
No, 5 heads to the store to buy a pair of tighty-whities,
Kagura!
Typical Odd Jobs initiative! You read the situation perfectly,
I won't be long,
This really can't be happening!
Damn, This is going to end badly,
I recognize that uniform,
I recognize that swordsmanship,
It's you,,,
I come to deal with a bunch of ronin thugs only to find you in a tight spot,
What are you doing here?
Hijikata-kun,
"Shinsengumi Police H,Q,"
Let's toast to celebrate the return of Kamotaro Ito,
Kanpai!
Ito-sensei, sorry I was so busy on the day of your return,
What's up with our Lord Shogun?
Oh, we just accompanied him and the boss on a little outing,
The higher-ups care nothing for the sorrows of us underlings,
They're carefree and ignorant of the Resistance's threat,
Of course they mean no harm,
Kondo-san,
With men like that, the Bakufu will be the country's downfall,
We mustn't sit around like this,
We must set our sights high and forge ahead,
Like a sword, we must cut through confusion
to rescue our misguided nation,
This is the mission of all trueborn Samurai,
In this regard, I pledge my life
to be offered up in this cause,
Kondo-san, let's do our utmost!
Certainly,
But why does he call him "sensei"?
He's a relative newcomer,
Yet he was given the title of "Military Advisor",
That makes sense, though, He's smart, good at his job,,,
He's also a highly-ranked Hokuto swordsman,
The Deputy-Chief's smart, too,
but only as a military strategist,
Ito's the only one who can handle the politics,
Sensei, you've learned to hold your drink, too,
Kondo-san,
Will you stop calling that guy, "sensei",
If I ask a man to share his wisdom what's wrong with "sensei"?,
Hijikata-kun,
I've got a question for you,
What a coincidence, Same here,
- You,,, - You,,,
You hate me, right?
Although I'm a newcomer Kondo-san took a liking to me,
Now my speedy ascent is a threat to your position,
You detest the sight of me,
I could say the same,
You're desperate to move up but I'm established above you,
In your imagination, maybe,
You barely cross my mind,
I'm glad we cleared up that mutual misunderstanding,
To say I detest the sight of you
doesn't begin to describe it,
One day, I will kill you myself,
"The Topknots Top Shop"
"Menu: Topknots, Tonsures, Ear-Cleaning"
It's weird to be
minding the store while the barber takes a vacation,
After that near-miss at the club,
it's safer to lay-low,
Let's take these small jobs and save our pennies,
No, what I mean is,
it's strange to be put in charge although we're not certified,
This place has every volume of the Golgo 17 manga,
I could spend days here,
The barber just wants the place to look open,
We just have to hang out,
That trendy salon opened up across the street
so there's no chance of any customers,
He should take a proper break, then,
But volume 18 is missing,
Gin-chan, where is it?
Who cares? It's probably just misfiled,
Shinpachi, help me look,
Kagura, we're here to work,
Heck!
Hey, guys,,,
Hello and welcome,,,
What's up with them?
Why're they snooping around?
I'm returning volume 18 of Golgo 17,
Huh?
He ain't here?
Don't tell me,,,
Katakuriko, what is this place?
It's where I always get my hair done,
I wanted to introduce my buddy but he's out,
That's too bad,
Shall we hit the hostess club again?
What's happening here?
How's the topknot styling here?
How come they're following us?
Don't tell me,,,
Might I trouble you
to redo my topknot?
This can't be happening!!
Uh-oh,
The boss has gone to party by himself,
Is it okay to leave the Shogun alone there?
He'd only whine that we prevent him seeing how regular folk live,
"Fill your heart with big dreams"
"Come shine along with us"
Since when did you watch that crap?
What's come over me?
It's not good, you know,
You've been breaking the Shinsengumi code, left and right,
The code of conduct you yourself instituted,
Your phone rings in briefings,,, You buy anime figures online,,,
You released those suspects the other day
because they were anime fans,,,
Also,,,
Everyone knows about last night,
I knew that bastard wouldn't keep quiet,
I suddenly turn into a different person,
No, not a different person,,,
Everyone has a weak side,
Mine suddenly takes over sometimes,
What do you mean? You've always been lame,
You're right,
I've been kinda lame all along,
Hello, hello, He's acting weird,
What are you saying?
Is that the reason you quarreled with Kondo-san last night?
Not really,,,
I wish that was the case,
You claim Ito's trying to take over the Shinsengumi?
In any case, he's starting
to usurp your authority,
Toshi, I regard him as a vital part of Shinsengumi's future,
Kondo-san, you haven't got a clue,
Our group needs more than fine sentiments,
I wonder what's caused this?
Actually,,,
On patrol last night, I got bitten and my neck hurts ever since,
Really? Show me,
What is it?
A new bug species spreading lame behavior,
I'll guard the Shogun, You go home,
Stay away from me or Ito will get suspicious,
Okay, if you insist,,,
Hijikata-san, there is one favor I want to ask,
Dare we do his hair with no cosmetology license?
One false move,,,
and three heads will roll,
Thar she blows!
This is pathetic,
Shogun or not, all hair's the same,
- I'll do it, - You sure?
Welcome, sir,
How would you like it, today? Flat top? Undercut?
Or how about,,,
She's puking, too!
What the hell? Do you want us dead?
The smell of Shinpachi's sick set me off,
What if you'd barfed on the Shogun?
My topknot,,,
Would you please re-do it,
with a clean shave on top?
Certainly, sir,,,
He wants a shave,
A shave and a re-do,,,who's up for it?
I'm shaking too much so I must humbly decline,
- I'll do it, - Really?
- No more puking, though, - Leave it to me,
She knows what she's doing,
Wonder if she used to cut her dad's hair?
That's quite likely,
Nice work,,,
Looking good,,,
What's that?
I wonder,,,
Let me think,,,
Well, it looks like,,,
the Shogun's,,,
Keep this place clean, for chrissakes!
There's Golden Retriever poop lying around!
No way!
It was totally the Shogun's topknot,
Although you hid the evidence with blinding speed,
No! It was definitely Golden Retriever poop,
Color-wise, size-wise,
no doubt it was Golden Retriever poop,
Nothing more, nothing less,
Where is this Golden Retriever?
It's okay,
It's going to be fine,
He just had a trim, A little off the top,
There's enough left to gather and re-tie,
And now to re-tie it, sir,
It's not nearly long enough!
It's just impossible!
There's plenty,
I just need to,,,
pull it a little,
Gin-san!
The Shogun's crying!
He's past the limit,
He's way past it,
Stop, I beg you!
The poor man!
Gin-san, stop, you're hurting him!
His eyes,,,
There, all re-tied,
He looks totally different!
It's tight as a drum!
Hang on,,,
He must like it, he's smiling,
No, we've just pulled his face rigid!
Sir, we're very sorry, We'll fix it right away,
What do you mean, fix it?
Go find the topknot,
We'll find a way to stick it back on,
Got it!
It's not here,
It's gone,
Gin-Chan, I found it,
Well done, Kagura,
Why the pixellation?
And why does it smell?
Golden Retriever poop's not easy to find,
Toshi's late, We're way beyond schedule,
I told him it's important,,,
Kondo-san, this is a good chance, I was meaning to discuss him,
I think you've all heard about his recent misdeeds,
He's been breaking the strict codes of conduct he himself instituted,
Now he's late for this crucial meeting,
Turning a blind eye sets a bad example,
I know Toshi, There must be some reason behind it,
I'm not just talking about this meeting,
I don't discredit his service to the organization,
Nor do I deny Shinsengumi's debt to him,
But that is why I wish to be firm and frank,
As an iconic member,
he must lead by example,
If he flaunts the rules then others will too,
A wolfpack without order is easily scattered,
He thus deserves a harsh punishment,
Kondo-san, time for decisive action,
Wait, Toshi is bound to,,,
Sorry I'm late, Okita-san!
Scored a rare Dragon Quest game downtown,
Plus the new One Piece manga's totally sold out,
But I just found it nearby!
Heck, I've been duped,
These bastards,,,
they're ganging up on me,
"Otaku Summit - Live Debate"
"MC:Sonosuke Tahara" NEETs, shut-ins, the socially dysfunctional,
The number of apathetic youngsters is on the rise,
Look at the numbers of otaku, all potentially dysfunctional,
Today we have gathered 100 of these self-proclaimed otaku,
What are their attitudes to life?
What drives their retreat from society?
Let's take an in-depth look,
It's no use,
"Guide to Edo's Well-paid Temp Jobs" Wherever we go I fear
the Shogun will turn up,
Oh, no, It's started,
What's going on?
Got to record Shinpachi's brave stand,
Shinpachi, right,,,
He's not coming to work today, Can't blame him,,,
What to do about the damn rent?
Gathered in the studio today
we have otaku from the worlds of both anime and idols
to engage in a full and frank discussion,
Please raise a hand if you have something to say,
No, 53, you were first,
First off,,,
You must re-think the idea that
we're all socially dysfunctional,
"Idol otaku: Shinpachi Shimura" Many of us work
and fully engage with society,
He's right,
What the hell's he doing?
He's the chairman of the Tsu Terakado fan club,
But since when is he out in the open like this?
It's the same as pursuing any other hobby,
"Idol otaku: Taisa Akiba" We're not socially apathetic at all
I see, No, 31, what's your opinion?
By scapegoating us otaku
this program's basic stance of blaming us
- for Japan's problems,,, - Yep, got your point,
Uh-oh, he's being really annoying,
The audience will turn on him for sure,
No, 31 what's your reply to No, 53?
And lumping all otaku together is wrong, too,
It's getting impassioned!
He should quit while he's ahead,
I need to record this, Work, you piece of junk,
We follow idol singers who actually exist in reality,
What's odd is
those guys who idolize girls from the 2D worlds of games or anime,
Hey,
"Anime otaku: Hideyoshi Oda" No, 53, what are you saying?
Your yearning will always be in vain,
So it's just a waste of time, right?
Get lost,
"Anime otaku: Kumagoro" Sonoka-chan lives in my heart,
I'd like to raise an objection if I may,
According
"Anime otaku: Tosshi" to No, 53
are dealing with reality as opposed to us 2D guys,
Then let me ask him,,,
if you support an idol,
do you think you can marry her?
Well, that's,,,
It's impossible, right?
So 2D or 3D, the love is still unattainable,
so we're in the same boat,
No, no, no, no,,,
It's different, totally different,
Honestly speaking, yes, marriage is highly unlikely
But not 100% impossible like for you,
Sure it is,
Totally,
Not at all, she exists at least,
Your belief in the impossible proves my point,
How dare you be so rude to our chairman!
Get 'em!
The 3D'ers and the 2D'ers are going at it!
Whoever that guy is, I hate him,
Get him!
It's embarrassing to watch otaku fighting,
I couldn't record it with this damn thing,
Size-wise it was never going to fit!
Hang on,,,
That guy looks familiar,,,
Okita-kun, I never imagined you'd come over to my side,
You've all been friends since before the Shinsengumi,
I believed you were on Team Hijikata,
Team Hijikata?
Does such a faction exist? It's news to me,
A smart man, What are you after?
The Deputy-Chief's post, of course,
That role,,,
is yours, I promise,
Are you sure that's wise?
As if I care about that position,
But what was the point of defeating Hijikata?
Shinohara-kun,,,
You think I began that stupid power struggle
just so I could attain the position of mere Deputy-Chief?
You don't understand me, either, huh?
What's the greatest misfortune for a warrior?
It's to be misunderstood,
No matter what your ability,,,
no matter your effort,
If you're misunderstood, then you never get the credit you deserve,
I have never been truly understood,
Even as a child prodigy in school,
Or as a master swordsman,
Or when appointed sensei,
Or even when I hung out with the Resistance,
Wherever I've been I've never fulfilled my true capacity,
Who'd have thought,,,
I would find it here,
My biggest misfortune is that my enemy
is the one who understands me best,
With Hijikata gone,,,
all that remains
is to assassinate Isao Kondo,
Then Shinsengumi will be mine,
He's up to no-good,
I must tell the Deputy-Chief,
Sorry about that, I never imagined you'd be there,
Hijikata-san
Don't worry,
The main thing is
this rare 1/8th scale figurine of Sonoka Kozai is safe,
If I may,,,
Are you really Hijikata-san?
What are you talking about, Mr, Sakata?
Mr,?
As you can see,
"Toshiro Hijikata" I am the one and only Toshiro Hijikata,
One and only?
Ah, Ms, Kagura,
That's a cosplay of Papaya the Chinese Girl, huh?
It's a pretty good reproduction,
Wonder if you'd let me take some snaps?
Stand here, please,
Okay,
Here we go,
Oh, you look so cute,
Cute!
Why's she playing coy?
Give me a little more Papaya,,,a little more,,,
Nice Papaya line, gorgeous,,,
Papaya line, yep, that's lovely,
- Thanks, - Papaya,
The camera's on fire, You're making it so hot!
Okay, a one in a million look, okay?
The famous pose,,,
There she is!
That's what I was waiting for,
Thanks!
Thank you so much,
Let's do Love Punk cosplay next time,
Okay? That'd just make me so, so happy,
Thanks, cutey,
Hijikata-san?
What is it, Mr, Shimura?
Why aren't you on duty today?
On duty?
I got fired from the Shinsengumi,
You're not with the Shinsengumi? How come?!
I got sick of the office politics,
It was dangerous work, too,
I'm figuring out a way to live without working,
To have a job is to give up,
He's a NEET, That's textbook NEET thinking,
Right, you guys are like NEETs, too,
How dare you? We bust our asses all over town!
Oh, I meant to ask you,
You're into manga, right?
I started this Love Punk fanzine,
Want to join me and make cash at Comic-Con?
Who'd buy this childish crap?
Gin-san, what do we do?
Do people change so much in such a short time?
To think he was once so feared,
"Gengai's Lab"
Well, well, how interesting,
At the base of his neck,
right at the base, a chip has been implanted,
Let me see,,,
"Lame-o Otaku Type" it says,
A chip?
It was an early Amanto project,
An attempt at human pacification via mind control,
How can I put it?
A chip to dampen our aggressive instinct,
You could say they implanted them in our spines,,,
to make us spineless,
Why the past tense?
- They gave up, - Why?
How can I put it?
They figured, "there's too many",
"We can't chip the entire population," they said,
"Way too many of 'em", they said,
"Oh, too many, right?", they said, "Oh" they said, "Ohh",
Then they discussed just chipping the Resistance fighters,
Then thought, "It'd be quicker to just kill 'em",
"Right? Killing 'em's quicker, eh?"
"Ohhh," they said, "Ohhhhh," and all agreed,
"Ohhhh" they nodded, "Ohhh,"
Then saying, "Ohhh," they all calmed down and that was that,
I know that feeling,
A friend at Weekly Bunshun told me
several chips were stolen from the lab,
That's such a good magazine,
Like when Lupin breaks in to Cagliostro's castle,
steals the Gothic Bills,
gets shot and then he's rescued by Clarisse?
What's he talking about?
Annoying, isn't it?
Anyway, let's bust that chip,
Forget it, no way,
No doctor could do it,
The chip's fused to his spine,
Take it out and "snap" his nerves are ruined,
Even for the world's best doctor it'd be impossible,
- I can do it, - He can do it,
But you're expensive, How much?
- I want 200 million yen, - He wants 200 million,
- Do you have it? - Nope,
- Then I won't do it, - He won't do it,
Isn't he that forensics guy on TV?
Isn't there a way to cure his lameness?
There's just one thing,
Ito's going to kill Kondo-san,
I must warn him straight away,
They may target the Deputy-Chief, too,
You,,,
It's no use, I can't do it,
I'm just pathetic,
He's no good, Get the other pilot,
Tosshi, time to go,
The future of mankind is in your hands,
No, I'm scared, I want to run,
Why does it have to be me?
It's really no use, Get the other pilot,
Professor, don't ask him, Let me do it,
Tosshi, are you sure?
He'll be fine, He's totally capable,
He used to be called the Duelling Demon,
He's more like a Dachshund than a Demon now,
Tosshi, I'll take your place,
Tosshi, don't be so indecisive!
Attack, quick,
I don't know how to attack,
I'm going to run, I can't do this,
Tosshi, don't give up,
He's totally useless,
Then you deserve to die,
He's so lame,
I don't care, I can't do it,
I'm scared of fighting,
I want to go back to watching anime,
This chip is a tough one,
I don't think I can undo it,
It was the best shot at curing lameness,
We'll be in trouble with XX for this,
You're smoking?
So you're back to normal?
Great, the old guy did it,
No, it's not what you think,
This is my final cigarette,
It marks farewell to Toshiro Hijikata,
In a few minutes, my persona will be hijacked by the chip,
I'm losing my marbles after all,,,
Whatever,,,
One last chance,,, I may be clutching at straws but,,,
Listen, there's no time so I'll only say this once,
I've got one last request,
I'm asking you,
My beloved Shinsengumi,,,
Our Shinsengumi,,,
Protect it for me,,,
You're the legendary swordsman,
Bansai Kawakami,,,
The "Killer of 1000 men" is real after all,,,
I'm now Bansai
of the Kiheitai,
Kiheitai?
Ito,,,
You bastard, You're in league with the Kiheitai?
Yamazaki-kun, mutual butchery will not change the world,
We should all be able to get along better,
For mutual profit and to maintain balance,
With your boss in command,
the Shinsengumi will never grow stronger,
Under my control, it will be reborn,
growing larger and gaining power,
I, Kamotaro Ito, will demonstrate my capacities to the world,
Do what you want,
I'm not too sure about your capacity,
You've no capacity for bushido or moral codes,
No one will follow you,
I'll,,,
,,,follow those guys
until the very end,
Crawling back to Hijikata to tattletale,
So is that part of your bushido?
Bansai, I leave him to you,
I give you the honor of dying against a tough opponent,
You'll be happy to have such a bushido-worthy end,
I'll make sure your superiors know,
Actually, that won't be necessary,
They'll be following you soon enough,
Something's up within the Shinsengumi,
The weird chip implant,,,he gets fired,,,
Whatever,,,
It's none of our business, Let's not get involved any further,
But how come Hijikata-san, of all people, asked us for help?
That incredibly proud man
who's always been your bitter rival,,,
He put aside pride and shame to beg you, so it must be a huge deal,
Excuse me, Mr, Sakata,,,
Today a really rare Love Punk figurine is going on sale,
It's limited to one per customer,
But in my case,
I want one to look at, one to keep,
,,,and one to "use", so I need three,
So I hereby order you
to come with me to get it,
I was just explaining how you never ask for help,
Have you no shame?
What's the third figurine for?
Too gross to think about,
I was stupid to feel sorry for you!
Deputy-chief!
Bad news, Deputy-Chief!
Come back to the squad immediately,
What happened?
It's Yamazaki-san,
Somebody murdered Yamazaki-san,
Yamazaki-san?
We're still looking for the killer,
Anyway, let's head back to HQ,
But I got fired,
There's no time to discuss, Come on, quick,
You'll join Yamazaki,,,
Ouch,,,Mr, Sakata,
My shirt's pinching my neck!
My arms might rip off like when Gundam fought Zeong,
Shut the hell up!
What's going on?
Why's the Shinsengumi trying to kill him?
Wow, Ms, Kagura, you're amazing!
It's like the return of Miss Arale in Dr, Slump,
Shut up!
Someone make him be quiet!
This is Squad 3, Come in, Over,
Did you locate Hijikata?
We did, but we were no match for his cute yet strong sidekick,
- Over and over, - What?
Kill him by whatever means necessary,
Kondo's death's meaningless if Hijikata survives,
Remove all impediments before Kondo's assassination,
With Kondo and Hijikata gone, Shinsengumi will fall under Ito's control,
Assassinate Kondo-san and Hijikata-san?
Make it look like an act of the Resistance,
If our plans get discovered now,
the Shinsengumi will be torn in two,
As planned, Kondo's on the booby-trapped train,
Which train is that?
Didn't you listen to the brief?
He thinks we've been dispatched to guard the Shogun at some hot springs,
The Shogun again!
It's a lie, of course,
The idiot totally believed it, though,
He's surrounded by our people,
He's alone, He's on the road to hell,
This train goes through Bushu, right?
That's where Toshi, Okita, and I grew up,
It was a tough place and we always got into fights,
Come to think of it, we're not so different now,
Sometimes I worry,
Have I become a better person since then?
Have I made any progress?
You're a splendid Samurai,
I never met a man with more integrity,
In a sense, you are so pure,
You're like a white cloth,,,
to be dyed any color, accepting anything,
The Shinsengumi is,,,
,,,like a flag made of such cloth
,,,onto which all may project their colors,
Conversely, my color is black,
I don't accept other colors and I overpower them,
Kondo-san, I'm sorry,,,
your flag has turned pitch black,
Typical of you to have such interesting ideas,
You say we've become pitch black?
I see, If I were really white, that may be so,
However, in my case,
I'm more like a pube-ridden loincloth,
A white flag onto which others project their colors?
I don't think they're that naïve,
Your thugs may be different but the rest of the guys,
they can't be defined as a single color,
They're more like grime,
The kind of grime no amount of washing will remove,
The stubborn stain of experience that'll never come out,
My problem is that I've grown so fond of them,
But, Sensei,,,
the grime of life accumulates then forms a pattern,
Before you know it, it's formed a splendid banner,
They're uneducated, they have no ideals,
Driven by emotion more than logic,
They're a mysterious and unfathomable bunch,
Sensei,
They're beyond your control,
No paint can cover them up,
No dye will affect them,
Okita-kun, what are you doing?
You should be on guard duty,
What are YOU doing?
I'm asking a question, you piece of crap,
Let him go,
Okita-kun,
How dare you talk like that,,,
I said, let him go!
Okita,,,
Okita-kun
You were with Hijikata after all,
You were just a spy keeping tabs on me,
Your betrayal of him was just an act of deception,
That wasn't an act,
I told you,,,
My eyes are fixed on one prize: to be Deputy-Chief,
I'll cut down anyone in my way,
Hijikata's been dealt with,
Next,,,
It's you, Ito-sensei,
I won't work for either of you,
I have only one boss,
Out of the way!
The position alongside Kondo
is mine,
How despicable,
You use me to get rid of Hijikata,
and now you get rid of me,
That chip seems to have cost me dear,
Looks like I'm going to have to ask you to contribute,
I'll pay you back in memories for your afterlife,
Sounds good,
My target,,,is the Chief,
At this rate, Kondo-san will be assassinated!
Hijikata-san?
Pull yourself together, Hijikata-san!
It's none of my business,
At this rate, everything and everyone you hold dear
could be completely lost forever,
Gin-Chan, what should we do?
Our Shinsengumi,,,
Protect it for me,,,
Kagura, patch us through to HQ and every car,
Aye, aye, sir,
Hi, there, can you hear me?
All you tax thieves,,,
to Ito's guys and mayonnaise lovers both,
To each and every one of you,
Leave your posts now and report to Kondo's train immediately,
Dilly-dally and your boss may lose his head,
This is an order,
Detractors may commit seppuku for lacking bushido,
Is this a prank? Who is this?
Who do you think this is? Who, huh?
This is Shinsengumi Deputy-Chief,,,
Toshiro Hijikata, damn it!
I'm sick at the sight of the coward,
So if the Shinsengumi is going down, you can go with 'em,
I'll happily send you to your grave,
No way! I'm not going,
Don't turn tail and dump all the problems on some other bastard,
Since when are you so needy?
Since when do you get others to fight your battles?
Go out with a bang, swinging your sword fighting for the Shinsengumi you love!
That's the true Toshiro Hijikata!
Bastard,,,
That goddamn hurts!
Could it be?
Hijikata-san?
The train's on fire, Staying here is risky,
Don't stop the train,
If we stop, Kondo will escape,
They're alone on this train and surrounded,
As long as we keep moving, they're rats in a barrel,
Sorry, Okita, It's all my fault this happened,
How can I make it up to you? How can I,,,
How can I apologize to Toshi?
Okita, don't,,,open up!
Kondo-san,,,
If you die, the battle is lost, Stay there, please,
No way! Open up!
Kondo-san,
How many times have I told you? You're too trusting of people,
You believe everyone without suspicion,
So you end up making your bed with a snake like Ito,
I expected this would happen sooner or later,
What are you doing, Okita!
Stop this, Okita!
But it's also because
of that we rally around you,
It's because you are who you are,
We fight alongside you,
Because of who you are,
I risk my life to protect you,
Okita!
If I lose you, I'll,,,I'll,,,
Okita!
Ito-sensei, the front car has decoupled,
Power up the rear carriage, Don't let Kondo escape,
Okita-kun,
I thought you'd be smarter,
You plan on fighting us all?
Is the idea to save Kondo then die
an outnumbered hero's death?
Sadly, Kondo will die just as I have planned,
We're not alone on this battleground,
The Kiheitai, huh?
Sorry, Ito-san, Actually I'm not alone either,
Who's that?
That's,,,
It can't be,,,That's,,,
Stop in the name of the law!
You bastards are under arrest!
Hijikata?!
How come he made it here?
Ouch! I'm scared!
You wimp,
Couldn't you just pretend a little longer?
To raise morale, at least?
To show the Deputy-Chief's still alive and kicking?
Why are you only brave when you're mad at me?
It's impossible,
I don't have it in me,
Mr, Sakata, you handle it, please,
Someone's here to spoil your fun,
You can't stop them even with an army,
Hijikata,,,
They've joined the game too late,
You're all doomed, Kondo, too,
It's you guys who are doomed
I see some faces I know,
Switching sides means you're resigned to die,
Shinsengumi Regulations, Article 21,,,
"Conspiracy will be severely punished"
Every one of you
will meet my justice,
Don't you see the situation you're in?
Now, I'm the faction in power,
You're the outlaw, and a solitary one at that,
Hijikata's regulations are now rendered meaningless,
Your Shinsengumi will disappear,
Liquidate him, I'll go after Kondo,
I, Captain, 1st Squad, Shinsengumi, shall impart one final lesson,
"Faced with an enemy considerably more powerful"
"Overwhelm his strength with numerical advantage"
"Synchronize your breathing"
"Marshal reserves of chi within"
"Chose the optimal moment"
"Attack all at once!"
And,,,
then you die,
Bansai,,,
The perfect time is upon us,
I'm aware of that,
Just as planned, there are no guards in Edo,
Kamotaro Ito,,,
He's quite a talented man,
It's a perfect opportunity,
Go take care of the Shogun,
Where's the Chief?
"Oedo PD" We're going to kill you!
Shinpachi!
Tonight, shall we try a different hostess club?
Katakuriko,,,
Is a hostess club our only option for fun?
Yep,
Uh-oh, The road's blocked,
This might hamper our club plans,,,
Stop here, buddy,
Well, well,,,
If it ain't Bansai the Killer,
I might have to arrest you for loitering,
You idiot,,,
Why are you,,,
Why are you here?
I fired you from the group, Why did you come all this way?
Toshi!
Why did you come?
You idiot!
Kondo-san, are you all right?
No, that's one dead gorilla lying there,
What the hell, guys?
He's up, He's fine,
Apparently, someone wants you dead,
You almost succeeded just then, for chrissakes!
What are you doing on our side?
It makes no sense that you're helping us,
It was his dying wish,
His dying wish?
His soul's been subverted by a chip implant,
He's now just a lame otaku,
He'll never be the same again,
A chip in his brain?
While he was in that state, what did he ask you?
For us to protect the Shinsengumi,
I dragged him here so he could do it himself,
So our job's done, I'll charge a hefty fee, though,
Mr, Odd Jobs,,,
I have a request for you, too,
Consider this my last wish, if you will,,,
What about my money?
Take Toshi and get out of here,
It's all my fault that this happened,
In his current state, I don't want to involve Toshi,
I ignored his advice to be wary of Ito,
Then I listened to Ito and punished Toshi for a trivial offense,
I had no idea,,,
what had happened to him,,,
I had no idea, that in that state,
he tried to protect the Shinsengumi,
I had no idea that a man of such pride
would lower his head
and entrust the Shinsengumi to another,
I'm sorry, Toshi,
I'm sorry, everyone,
I'm,,,
What a total fool I've been,
Tell all the cars to quit the fight immediately,
Isao Kondo has fallen in battle,
I can't bear my friends fighting one another anymore,
Gentlemen of Yamato,
our boss, Isao Kondo has been safely rescued,
Victory is within our grasp,
They besmirch his name,
Let us take revenge on these deplorables,
I tell you this, they are but scum!
We shall bring down divine vengeance!
Get lost!
Who's that talking such nonsense?
Who do you think?
I'm the Shinsengumi Deputy-Chief,
Toshiro Hijikata!
Hijikata-san?
Mr, Kondo,
We entrust our lives to you,
In return, you have an obligation to fulfill,
That is,,,
you must not die,
Do whatever it takes to survive,
No matter what humiliation may come, no matter how many warriors fall before you,
You must survive at all cost,
As long as you live, the Shinsengumi will not end,
Kondo-san,,,
You are the soul of the Shinsengumi,
We are the sword that protects you,
Toshi,,,
A sword once broken, never has worth again,
It cost me a lot to turn you into a lame otaku,
But you made it this far, so now I have to settle things,
It was you,,,
It was you who made me like this,,,
Draw your sword if you dare,
Hijikata-san,
Even an otaku must find it in himself to fight,
Draw your sword, you jerk!
Quit messing around and get it done,
Shut the hell up!
I can do it, I will draw,
I summon worldwide Spirit Bombs!
Give me power!
Mr, Odd Jobs,
What is it?
I heard your stinking sermon,
You love the sound of your own voice,
I just have one thing to say,
Thank you!
Well, well, Tosshi has returned,
Is that Tosshi?
Me,,,
I am Toshiro Hijikata!
If you want Kondo's head, you have to kill me first,
Not a soul shall pass,
Not a single one
will besmirch our honor,
I'm the last bastion protecting Isao Kondo!
Deputy-Chief of the Shinsengumi,,,
Toshiro Hijikata!
Bring it on!
This is the final showdown!
It's a big deal to pick a fight
with the Chief of Police,
I acknowledge you've got balls,
However,,,
a single word from me will summon the entire Shinsengumi,
I missed the button,,,
Calling all officers,
I'm hanging with Sho-chan in Kabukicho,
but somehow I'm surrounded by the Kiheitai,
All units on me, immediately,
Okay, next we hear sirens,,,
Or maybe not,
The Shinsengumi are on vacation at a hot spring,
Oh, I see,,,
In that case, I'll take you on myself,
Okay, okay,,,
Get a little tighter together,
Relax! Give me a smile,
Here I go,
Say, cheese
Time to switch,
I'm sorry to cause such trouble,
When men play with fire, there's always the risk of a burn,
It's no use running away,
You boys,,,
you're well trained,
I'm impressed,
Hey,,,
Women and children don't belong here,
If you tire that easily you're not such a scary sadist,
I couldn't help but go easy on my former colleagues,
A wound like that'll heal at the hot springs,
Mind your own business,
Charge!
Watch what you're doing
,,,but somehow I'm surrounded by the Kiheitai,
All units on me, immediately,
Gin-san,,,it's the Shogun,,,
Uh-oh, is that right?
Takasugi, the jerk,,,
Edo and the Shogun are in danger,
But we've no obligation to protect him,
If the Shogun dies, Takasugi will invade,
What am I supposed to do?
"Sorry, we're late!"
Kotaro Katsura!
Not that I'm siding with the Shinsengumi,,,
But I can't allow the Kiheitai free rein,
I'll back you up,
Takasugi is planning to attack Edo,,,
Hey, Elizabeth! I was about to say something really cool!
Elizabeth!
Leave this to them, Let's rush back to Edo,
Well, it won't be quick, We're pretty far out in the sticks,
Gintoki!
Gintoki, get aboard!
You'll be back in Edo, swift as the wind!
"Gintoki"
Gintoki!
Gintoki, hop on!
"Gintoki"
"Edo Castle"
Are you sure this is legit?
What's the issue? It's a raccoon,
See, He's washing an apple,
It's a perfect homage to,,,
Quick, let's go find Mei
He said it, not me,
"My Neighbor XXX"
This is bad!
But so is this!
What happened here?
I kinda went beyond the call of duty,
I wonder if I'll get overtime,
Okita!
Welcome,
I heard talk of a bunch of idiots looking to kill the Shogun,
So I was wandering about with a kagemusha double,
Thanks for taking the bait,
Without the Shinsengumi are you in a position to boast?
Seems like the Chief was abducted somehow,
The guys are top-class, but if they lose their leader,,,
they lose their direction, it's true,
What a great plan you had, I salute you,
My orders are to assassinate the Shogun,
I'm taking his head, even if it means every one of your men dies,
Spoken like a true "Killer of 1000 Men",
Isn't this going to be fun?
Opps,,,
That was interesting,
So this is what the castle's like inside?
Connected to the Amanto HQ, Fit for a puppet government,
So, now to face-off against this dandified old geezer,
Bring it!
The Bakufu's powerless, You won't be sorry to see it fall,
You can head to hell with no regrets,
Get it over with then,
I've no idea how good you are but he's not a worthy opponent,
Here, take this,
It's one of our uniforms, right?
Your guys put me to a great deal of trouble back there,
Wire a bunch of cash here, I got to make the rent,
I know you can read that,
My eyes are going,
You can read it,
I wrote it big,
Let's see,
I used to have perfect vision as a lad,
then I reached 45,,,
Wait up a sec,
That pointy chin reminds me of a girl I met in a club,
You're mistaken,
- And a barber, - Mistaken again!
Step back, I'll deal with the assassin,
Don't take it too seriously, That's just a kagemusha double,
That figures,
If you'd taken the real Shogun around town, you'd lose your job,
Take it away, sir,
Broadcasting live from Hakone Hot Springs,
You anticipated our plan
and sent him off to Hakone, huh?
That was a pretty smart move,
What do you think?
I had what's called "a makeover",
It was the real guy after all!
Shigeshige's Hidden Hot Spring Tour
This bath I call, "Shogun's Special",
The mineral content is,,,
Sorry but I'll leave him to you,
Okay, let's head to a hostess club,
Excuse us,
Where are you going?
Let's try something different today,
Going clubbing again?
Hey,,,
So you sided with Takasugi, eh?
This has thrown off my rhythm,
I'm calling off the assassination,
But I will kill you before I leave,
Headphones off when you address me!
How were you raised? I hate your clothes, too,,,
Gintoki Sakata,,,
or should I say, "White Demon",
Why are you with the Shinsengumi?
You can hear me after all,
What does Ito plan to do once he controls Shinsengumi?
And what's behind the plan to kill the Shogun, as well?
The Kiheitai doesn't tolerate those who readily betray others,
We also know that a man who breaks his word commands no loyalty,
So Ito is just a tool to draw the Shinsengumi away from Edo?
He's a sad case,
Realization will come too late,
He's fated to die with the Shinsengumi,
What the hell are you up to?
I don't see them dying easily in a trap of yours,
I hope you're right,
A genius always finds himself alone,
I have no one who understands me,
I'm not a man who sits around,
No one understands, No one realizes my true worth,
So I have to reveal that potential to the whole world by myself,
Once the Shinsengumi is mine, I'll take over the whole country,
I'll prove my qualities to the world,
I will etch it into people's hearts,
Even at the cost of notoriety?
You're prepared to kill Kondo despite the debt you owe?
The debt?
He's the one indebted to me,
I slaved away under his incompetence,
He should be thankful, He's got no cause for complaint,
Hey, Ito,,,
You think everyone else is pretty stupid, right?
But then you're dissatisfied when the fools don't acknowledge you,,,
You want to prove your worth? It's such a petty thing,
You've just been,,,
alone all along,
I know what it is you really want,
Hijikata,,,
I see,,,
I won,
I finally beat Hijikata,
Does Ito know?
Is he aware you used him as a tool to kill the Shogun?
Of course not, All he cared about was his own advancement,
We used his pride and exhibitionism,
You really are total bastards,
His death will suit him,
The traitor is felled
by treachery itself,
Don't,,,
Stop!
Stop,
Stop it,
I'm not meant to die like this,
Please stop! I'm meant for higher things,
Much, much higher,
Mother!
Look, I got a perfect score on my test,
Kamotaro, be quiet
Think of your older brother's health,
I'm very sorry,
I've got to try much harder,
If I try harder, I'm sure she'll notice me,
You arrogant bastard,
Teacher-loving rich kid,
We hate you,
I must try harder,
If I try harder, surely everyone will accept me,
Ippon!
Superb,
You're really something, Kamo,
At this age, to have such aptitude, Your training paid off,
Kamo, go to Edo,
I'll recommend you to the Hokuto dojo,
How come?
"Letter of Recommendation" Why did the second twin grow up
to be so healthy?
It's such a waste because he's not the eldest son,
It's like he stole everything from his elder brother,
Maybe he did, when they were both in my womb,
I wish he'd never been born,
Hey, what if Kamotaro hears you?
What's the matter with you?
Why doesn't anyone look at me?
Don't leave me alone,
Stay by my side, hold my hand,
Somebody, please,
Kondo?
What are you doing?
Do you know what you're doing? Do you understand?
I'm the traitor who tried to kill you,
A revolt is often the leader's fault, An incompetent boss puts lives at risk,
There's no crime in killing him,
I'm sorry, I wasn't worthy to lead a man like you,
Sorry, Sensei,,,
I never wanted to be your comrade-in-arms,
I wanted us to stand shoulder to shoulder, as true friends,
Side by side as drinking buddies,
There are still so many things I want you to teach me,
Sensei,,,
What I've always wanted,,,
I'm working hard, I'm not doing anything wrong,
Please look at me,
Please praise me,
It's not rank or reputation,
nor success or talent or even someone to understand me,
How dare you!
The thing I wanted
was something I'd had all along,
I needed to forge friendships,
Sensei!
I just wanted those bonds,
Heave!
Hijikata-kun,
I had something to tell you,
What a coincidence, Same here,
I hate you,
One day, I will kill you myself,
So,,,
Do not die here,
Nice move, White Demon,
Even I, the great Bansai, can't seem to touch you,
Make no mistake,
Weak men are easy prey,
I need to get going,
I'll just polish you off then I must get back to the others,
You may be too late,
Well, we'll see,
Get down!
Sensei!
Ito!
Sensei,,,
What are you waiting for?
Deputy-Chief, what are your orders?
As you see, the enemy is leaderless,
Now is the time to attack,
White Demon,,,
Let my helicopter guide you to hell,
You go to hell!
White Demon,
What are you fighting for?
Why do you stake your life?
The destruction of the Samurai's world is inescapable,
Even if Takasugi doesn't launch his attack this country is doomed,
Your solo struggle will not prevent that,
There's nothing left worth saving here,
Our country is rotten and ravaged by the Amanto,
A Samurai's final role is to give last rites,
This country itself deserves hara-kiri,
If it's death you want, quietly go off and kill yourself,
Gintoki Sakata,,,
You are a ghost,
With Katsura and Takasugi, you once fought for the realm of the Samurai,
But now you can't let go, you're delusional,
Nothing but a living ghost,
There's nothing left for you to protect,
Ghosts should return where they belong,
These strings are like steel,
Give up or you'll soon lose a limb,
Fire!
Clean out your ears and listen up,
For me,,,
I've never fought for this worthless country,
Not once,
This nation and the Samurai in it can all go to hell,
I just don't care!
Then and now, the one thing I've fought to protect,
The one thing,,,
has never changed!
The ties that bind,,,
I never realized how real they were,
I just didn't get it,,,
Realization always comes too late,
I finally rediscover the precious bonds I'd forged,
only to destroy everything myself,
We need you to hand him over,
Please, he's gone through enough,
Mr, Odd Jobs,
We owe you for your help this time,
But we can't grant your request,
Imagine how many have died because of him,
We deal with traitors amongst ourselves,
What do you mean?
Kondo-san,,,
If left alone, he'd die anyway,
That's why,
That's exactly why they must kill him,
Get up, Ito,
It's time to settle this,,,
These guys,,,
They don't want to let him die
the death of a dirty traitor,
His end,,,
should fit a Samurai,
Should fit a colleague,
That's the death they'll give him,
Ito!
Hijikata!
Thank,,,
,,,you
So the Bakufu is unexpectedly resilient,
No, perhaps Ito was too fragile, Or,,,
was it you who was weak, Bansai?
There were unexpected obstacles,
We were unlucky, As in all things, it's a question of timing and rhythm,
Without these, nothing goes well,
If I'm not into the groove, I quit, there and then,
Bansai,,,
Does my song do it for you?
Well,,,
My problem is, I fell in love with their song,
This is bad,,,
They totally think I'm dead,
I changed my mind,
I kinda want to hear more of your song,
Live on, I look forward to hearing the rest of it,
That's how it went down, So nobody imagined I'd still be alive,
This is bad,,,
Guys,,,
Sorry, I'm alive after all,
If I show up like that, the guys will kill me for sure,
Heck, what should I do?
But I feel bad,,,
Making everyone cry like this,
That guy's asleep!
One guy's reading manga!
Another's on his cell phone!
You asked for a longer suspension?
Yes, I feel a heavy responsibility for the scandal,
You're done being a lame otaku?
But if you rediscover your otaku-self,
you'll always be welcome,
Thanks for your help,
Where are you going?
Dunno,,,
Got to keep on keeping on,
or the guys will laugh at me from hell,
I forgot to get paid,
What the heck!
We've not got a penny in the bank,
That's bad, What about the rent?
You bastards!
"Pay the rent" Where's my money?!
Heck, run away!
You bastards!
I'll pretend to be a ghost and give 'em a scare,
Move,
Deputy-chief!
Sit down,
Pay the rent!
Or I'll triple the amount,
Don't think you can outrun this old lady!
GINTAMA 2: RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN
Yes, going on I love Slow Life,
I mix sticky natto in the morning,
Eat breakfast, then head out,
My fighting days are long gone,
Now, I take it easy in Edo,
Working at Odd Jobs, now and then,
I wander happily through life,
Enough with the singing!
©Hideaki Sorachi/SHUEISHA ©2018 "Gintama 2" Film Partners