[HORSE HOOVES CLATTERING]
♪ instrumental music playing
[SAWING SOUND]
[COW MOOING]
[SAWING CONTINUES]
[COW MOOING]
♪
♪ She's my woman and I'm her man, ♪
♪ She has an hourglass figure, just a little extra sand, ♪
♪ She makes me happy, yeah she makes me glad,,, ♪
[PLUCKING GUITAR STRINGS]
- Jacob!
[CONTINUES PLUCKING GUITAR STRINGS]
Jacob!
Jacob?
- Look what he made,
- Jacob!
- I've been doing side jobs,
- You have?
How much have you been making?
- 75 cents an hour,
- You know you are to give us all your money until you are 21,
Where did you get this worldly evil thing?
- I borrowed it,
- From who?
- Richard,
- Well, you are going to take it back to him,
right after you take this to the chopping block,
You stay away from that English boy,
- Mom, why do we have to have coffee soup all the time?
- Because we don't have any cereal,
- [both]: I do,
- Jake, we're going to be late for church again,
- It's almost 10 after 9,
- All right, I'll be there in a minute,
♪ church music singing
[WOMAN SOBS]
- And now, we will ask Anny to stand
for her confession,
Anny, is it true that you are bonding closely with
your children by embracing them with hugs?
- Anny, is it also true that you gave your
daughter a coloring book?
- You may begin your confession,
- I admit I have done wrong,
And I confess to God and to the church,
[SOBBING]
I will do better,
- Jake, can I see you for a moment?
- Sure, Amos,
- The elders and I have noticed that you've been coming to
church late,
- Yeah, I'm sorry, Amos,
I'm a bit tired,
I've been working a lot,
- I will pray for you,
- I appreciate that, Amos,
Have a good day,
- Amos!
Amos!
Can you get out?
Mom! Mom!
Amos fell in the pit crap,
- He what?
- I tried to help him, but I couldn't!
He's stuck!
- Let's go,
[BOY CRYING] Oh, Amos!
- Mom, over here!
Help!
[BOY WAILING] - Oh, Amos!
- Amos!
- Take him to the water tank,
- Amos, come on, You need to get washed off,
- Oh, my goodness,
- Piu!
- Oh, jeez,
- This is the moment when I realized how badly
I needed my mother to hug me,
I wanted to feel their hands on me,
the way they were on Amos,
- He went like this,
- No, Samuel!
♪ music playing
[HORSE WHINNIES]
- Hi, Anny, Jake,
- Well, hello, there, - Hello, Pete,
- Hey, Anny, How you doing, Jake?
- Good, how are you doing? - Good,
Something sure smells good,
- Well, I just made a pan of brownies,
Would you like a piece?
- I would love a piece, Thank you,
- Hey, I'll take one of those,
- Hey, Jake, where's Samuel?
- Well, he's at the house, getting cleaned up,
- Is he ready for the slaughter?
- You know, I think so,
I'll just say, he's not too excited about it,
- Are you sure he's old enough for this slaughter?
- Oh, he'll be fine,
- Well, I just don't think it's a good idea,
He seems to be a bit too young,
- We all started young,
- Yeah, I agree with Jake,
We do start young,
I wouldn't worry about it,
- Today, I have learned that pigs get killed and eaten,
and horses do not, because horses are useful,
- Samuel, come here,
- Let's go,
- Later in the afternoon, I saw my father go hunting
with Pepper,
But Pepper did not come home with my father,
- Jake, have you seen Pepper?
What's wrong?
- You remember a couple weeks ago when
I went hunting with him?
He got into a fight with a coon,
And he got bit,
I just didn't say anything because
I thought everything would be fine,
- So you think he has rabies?
- Oh, most certainly,
- Well, some of the kids are out looking for him,
- Sarah, I had to put him down,
- What are we going to tell the kids?
- We'll tell him that he ran off,
- Samuel already saw you walking off with him,
They think you went hunting,
- Well, then we'll them he ran off while I was hunting,
Sarah, don't worry,
They will not find him,
He is way back, deep in the woods,
- Pepper!
- Look!
♪ suspenseful music playing
[TWO GUNSHOTS]
- After we found Pepper, I did not know what
to think anymore,
♪ sad music playing
- Marie,
- They found him in the woods,
I knew I should have buried him,
- Pepper will come back,
- How will he come back, Mom?
- Well, um,,,
One day, there's going to be a big fire all over the earth,
And that fire will crackle and bang so loud that
the banging will wake up the dead people,
and they'll go to heaven,
And that's when Pepper will come back, also,
Right, Jake?
- Uh,,,
Yeah,
I--I heard it's something like that,
Mm-hmm,
♪ music playing
[BOY SHIVERING AND WHEEZING]
[GUNSHOT]
[HEAVILY BREATHING]
- Hey, it looks like there's still some hot
coals down there, so just keep your hands close
to there until we get a fire going, OK?
- It's days like this where we really need a driver,
- Guys, I made this,
- I made this,
- I wish we could make snowballs,
- It would be fun,
- Yeah, but if we threw dirt at each other,
we would get all dusty,
- Look,
- Oh, by the way, I saw those pictures of
the earth at school again,
- You know that is not true,
There's no way those pictures are real,
- Don't you believe what they're
telling you about the earth,
- That's what I thought,
- Oh, Samuel, no!
I said no!
How am I supposed to get all those colors off there?
Marie and Amos, get away from the stove!
What if the preachers came by and saw this?
They would know we have coloring books!
Go get your coat and hat, and go to the barn and get
some coal for the stove,
- OK, Mom,
♪ sad music playing
- Now that I was big enough to get coal for
the stove and oven, I decided to try to be
even more useful by putting more coal in
the bucket than I could carry,
I thought if I could become as useful as a horse,
maybe I wouldn't be eaten, like a pig,
- What is today?
- I believe it's the 16th, isn't it?
Yeah,
- Well, my goodness, Marie, you turned five today,
- Does that mean that I'm not four anymore?
- You're five now,
You're getting big,
- Happy birthday, Marie,
- Don't you say that to her!
Where did you learn that?
- Amy's mother says it to Amy,
- And they will stand before God one day,
Now get ready for your bath,
- Will we have to change the water?
- No, the water's fine,
Amos and Marie are the only ones who've bathed in it,
- Since my mother and father were not allowed to talk to me,
something inside me broke,
- They found you in the woods,
[SAMUEL TAKING DEEP BREATHS]
♪ suspenseful music playing
[DEEP BREATHS CONTINUE]
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
[CICADAS BUZZING]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
- Sam, I'm really hungry, so let's hurry,
- Amos, I'm sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
- It's OK,
- Sorry, sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
- It's OK,
- Sorry, Amos,
Sorry,
- It's OK,
- Sorry, Amos, sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
Amos, I'm sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
Amos, I'm really sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
Amos, I'm really sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
Amos, I'm really sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
Amos!
I'm really sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
I'm really sorry, Amos,
Amos, I'm really sorry,
- Shh,
- Amos, I'm really sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
- What's he doing?
- Amos, I'm sorry,
I'm really sorry, Amos,
- This is of the devil,
- Amos, I'm really sorry,
Sorry, Amos, sorry,
Even though my mother wanted to talk to me,
she still could not,
She just kept praying and believing that God
would help me,
- Samuel,
[RADIO STATIC]
♪ bluegrass music playing
[KIDS GIGGLING]
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[ADULTS LAUGHING]
[SEWING MACHINE HUMMING]
- Sarah, could you please stop sewing?
- How can you drink wine after all those whiskey
shots last night?
- Yeah, that Henry and his whiskey shots,
[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]
- John!
- Hello, Sarah,
How are you?
- What a surprise,
Please come on in,
- Hello, John,
- Jake, you don't have work today?
- I am feeling a bit under the weather today,
What can we do for you?
- I have it on good authority there's been
drinking in this household,
And by the looks of you Jake, it looks like you had a party
last night,
- And why is that any of your concern?
- You and Sarah are playing with fire,
And if you don't change your ways,
you'll spend eternity in the big fire,
- John, do you see how you're scaring my wife?
- I'm sure we're going to need a confession from you on Sunday,
- You people cannot control us forever,
Sarah, we're going to leave the Amish,
- No, Jake,
We will go to confession and make it right,
What are we going to make right, Sarah?
There's nothing to make right!
We haven't done anything wrong,
♪ music playing
[SOBS]
Sarah, why are we going to confession again?
- Jake,,,
- You can see them talking,
Shoot, I've even seen them laughing,
The way they look at you, with those piercing eyes,
And Sarah, look at what's happening
to our kids at school, just because they are Amish,
♪ sad music playing
- Woohoo!
[ENGINE REVS]
- Hey, the speed limit is 65, not 10,
- What did you say?
- What kind of accent is that, crow man?
- What?
- Hey, you better get the horse crap out of your ears,
- You punks better just get moving along,
- You punks better get moving along,
[GIGGLES]
Hey, can I borrow one of your beautiful dresses
for prom?
[ENGINE REVS]
♪ church choir singing
- Why aren't Mom and Daddy coming out with us?
Why do we have to get out?
- I think they're in trouble about something,
- Somebody must have told on them,
- Is the church in agreement that the proper
punishment would be a kneeling confession?
- [all]: Yes,
- And is there anything else anyone would like to add?
- I hear from a good source that Jake and Sarah have got
a battery-operated radio hidden in their home,
[GASPS]
- I know I saw one of Sarah's English friends give
her some English face paint,
[GASPS]
- Does anyone have anything else?
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
- Jake and Sarah, there are a couple more things,
Jake, is it true that you went to town without a hat on?
- Sarah, did you receive English face paint
from an English friend?
- And Sarah, did you hug an English
friend while you were in town?
- Jake and Sarah,
please get on your knees before God and the church,
- They're at it again,
- You may begin your confession,
♪ music playing
- Why is everyone acting so strange?
- Is everything OK?
- Take a look,
- I just don't know why she's crying,
[SOBBING]
- OK, Jake and Sarah,
- Everything is clean now,
- One, two, three, four, five,
Everything's fine,
No one's going to be hurt,
Everything's fine,
No one's going to be hurt,
One, two, three, four, five,
It upset me every time my mother came out of the barn crying,
I would wonder what they were doing to her in there,
But she could not say anything,
♪ emotional music playing
One, two, three, four, five,
Over time, my strange behavior would change,
- Samuel, what are you doing?
- One, two, three, four, five,
One, two, three, four, five,
- Samuel!
- One, two, three, four, five,
One, two, three, four, five,
My strange actions scared my brother and sisters,
[INHALING AND EXHALING RAPIDLY]
I was just so afraid all the time,
One, two, three, four, five,
No one's going to get hurt,
One, two, three, four, five,
I was glad to have this little bird as my friend,
I felt like I finally had someone to be close to,
It was the first time I could tell someone about my fears,
I named her Angel,
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
After I started school,
and saw the evil going on there,
my strange behavior became worse,
- Hey, check it out,
That's gross,
- Yeah, he better not chicken out,
- Are you kidding?
I can't wait to see this,
- Hey, smelly crow,
Oh, my God, crow hair!
Gross, get it off me!
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- Hey,
[SEWING MACHINE CLATTERING]
- Hi, kids,
- Just the same old crap, Mom,
Esther, what is that on your face?
- Some of the boys on the back of the bus beat her, Mom,
- Esther,
- Mom, I don't want to go to school anymore,
It's not worth it,
- We keep trying to tell you they hurt us,
but you won't listen,
- Mom, please,
- You poor thing,
- Ah!
- Esther, are you OK?
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Ah! Ah!
- Martha, come back and finish setting up this table,
- Another one of those school kids beat up Esther
on the bus, bad enough to give her bruises on her face,
I think we should take the kids out of school
until I talk to the principal,
- It was very painful to see my sisters get hurt,
I found it hard to believe that people could be so cruel,
[INHALING AND EXHALING RAPIDLY]
- Samuel,
Samuel!
- What?
- Why are you doing that?
- Doing what?
- Breathing like that,
You're panting like a dog,
- I don't know what you are talking about,
[INHALING AND EXHALING CONTINUES]
[BELL RINGS]
- Goodbye, eraser,
Goodbye, eraser,
- He's turned into a mental dog,
- Bye-bye, ruler,
- I really think he's crazy,
- He's a freak,
- Goodbye,
- Samuel, you're doing it again,
Come on, get in line,
- Hey, Mom,
- What, Samuel?
- Mom, today at school, we were talking about the size
of the earth, and I started thinking that
if I started walking in one direction,
and nothing got in my way, that I'd eventually come back
to the same place I started from,
- Eventually you'd fall off, silly,
- What do you mean I would fall off?
- You would come to the edge, and you would fall off if
you didn't stop,
Samuel, why are you talking about this nonsense?
- At school, they showed pictures of the earth,
and it's round,
So how could I fall off if it's round?
- Samuel, it's not round,
- The moon is round,
- Samuel, enough!
The school and the devil are trying to brainwash you,
- They are?
As I learned more about the earth in school,
I began to think my mother was wrong about it being flat,
I had to wonder why the devil would want to
make us think it was round,
Martha, can I have some of that clay you
brought home from school?
- I'm not done with it yet,
- Yeah, wait here, I'll go get it,
- What are they having you guys do with that stuff, anyway?
- It's for a school project,
♪ music playing
[CICADAS BUZZING]
- Jake, I have been thinking,
I think Samuel might be possessed,
- Possessed?
- How could he just turn a lump of clay into a person like that?
What if people find out?
I'm worried about what the church might say,
- We will not talk about it to anyone,
If the church finds out, well, you know what could happen,
- The sculpture is gone,
- And that is good,
That kind of trouble is the last thing we need,
- Oh, and the girls told me that Samuel's teacher
is starting to ask questions about his behavior,
[EXHALES]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
- Here you go, Angel,
Eat this, and before you know it, you'll be all better,
It looks like you're getting a lot bigger,
I have to go, Angel,
One, two, three, four, five,
No one is going to get hurt,
One, two, three, four, five,
No one is going to get hurt,
No!
- Samuel,
I so desperately needed to tell my sister
what I was going through,
But I had no idea how to accept her offer to help,
[KIDS SHOUTING]
- Come on, get him,
- I swear I'm going to get him,
- Hi,
We're here to see Mrs, Landers,
- The conference room?
Thank you,
[KNOCKS]
- Hi,
You must be Mr, and Mrs, Fisher,
Come on in,
I'm Mrs, Landers,
- I'm Jake,
Nice to meet you, - Nice to meet you,
- Hi, Nice to meet you,
- Sarah, - Let's sit, shall we?
Well, I really enjoy having Samuel in my class,
He's doing well with his grades,
And he's well behaved,
Well, he certainly is an imaginative boy,
So, I would like to mention a few things that I've noticed,
I've noticed some behaviors in Samuel that at
first were of no concern,
But now, they're proving disruptive to my class,
- What is he doing?
- Well, for example, Samuel waves goodbye to his
learning utensils at the end of every day,
When the bell rings, instead of getting in line,
he sits on the floor and waves goodbye to all his items,
I have to tell him to get in line,
- Really?
- Have you two noticed any odd behaviors at home?
- No,
He's well behaved,
- Well, if Samuel's acting out in school,
there must be a reason,
- I think the problem might be his peers,
- Well, a lot of these kids are just plain cruel,
Did you know Samuel and his sisters are being bullied?
- I can completely un--
- Maybe the teachers should do their jobs,
and not allow the bullying to happen,
- I can control what happens in my classroom,
but I can't monitor what happens outside my classroom,
Unusual behavior isn't new at any school,
and neither is bullying,
I believe that special attention given to boys like
Samuel can be very helpful,
- How?
- It often helps people like Samuel to be able to speak
with someone who understands what they're going through,
- Are you suggesting a doctor?
- A doctor is a good place to start,
- We only go to doctors when someone is hurt,
- Well, there's lots of doctors in the world,
and they're not all for physical injuries,
- Oh, I don't know about this right now,
- Jake, please we have to consider helping Samuel,
- The school needs to crack down on bullies,
That is the problem,
- I cannot crack down on bullying like you may believe,
- Then what about the parents?
Who is going after them?
- We try to speak to the parents of bullies
when an incident's reported,
But oftentimes, that backfires, and there's
an increase in bullying,
- Well, something needs to be done,
- I do have an idea,
I have a colleague in the child psychiatry business,
I'd be happy to ask her if she's willing to see Samuel for free,
♪ music playing
- You need to behave yourself,
No disruptions,
Let's go home,
- Chris, - Jake,
- Good to see you,
Toby,
- Hello, Jake,
- And I'll see you next week in bible study,
- Absolutely, We're looking forward to it,
- Excuse me, ladies,
- Hello, John,
- Jake, I'm so glad you could make it,
I was concerned something was wrong,
You've not returned since the confession,
- No, nothing's wrong, John,
I've just been very busy,
- Busy with what, may I ask?
- Well, as a matter of fact, my farm needs several repairs,
And well, I've been a little short this month,
- Jake, I wish you had spoken to me of this earlier,
I would be happy to provide you with some assistance,
courtesy of the church,
- No, John, that is not necessary,
As part of our extended church family,
it is our responsibility to ensure that we do everything
in the name of solidarity for our community,
- Well, I appreciate that, John,
- And as you know, it is also appreciated if
you give some of your time to the church,
I know you say you've been busy,
and these social activities are costly,
These activities are forbidden by the church,
- John, I assure you, there has been no forbidden
behavior going on,
- I hope not,
You have a great responsibility to God and to our community,
- Bishop, I assure you, there is no need for concern,
- Jake, let me state my position,
Then we can move on,
If I hear of one more indiscretion,
one more incident of your betrayal to our community,
let me make myself clear,
The drinking, the parties, the irreverence,
this cannot happen again,
The church can be forgiving,
But even the church has its limits,
- Yes, John, I know all about limits,
- To be perfectly clear, Jake, a family that is shunned
by the church is scorned forever,
That is my duty to you, to God, and our community,
- Understood,
- Well, Sarah, there you are,
I was wondering why you were not at bible study today,
- I brought back your jars, Maggie,
Thank you for lending them,
- Is everything all right?
- Samuel is acting out,
- Listen, Sarah, I think God is testing you,
I know raising children is not easy,
My own parents struggled with it,
Actually, Jake rebelled the most,
Boy, did my brother love music,
His friends wanted him to join a band,
But our parents wouldn't have it,
- Oh, no, it's not like that,
There is something truly wrong with Samuel,
Maggie, please do not repeat this,
- You have my word,
- Samuel has been acting strange at home and at school,
And the other night, he made a sculpture,
Jake and I were very concerned,
And we--
- Does the school or the church know about
this sculpture?
- Oh, no,
Maggie, Samuel needs to see a special doctor,
- No,
Sarah, no,
You are looking for help in the wrong place,
Your faith should be in God,
He made our brains the way they are,
These people don't know how brains work,
- We at least want to see what they say,
- Sarah, please listen to me,
Don't disregard the traditions that have
kept us together for so many years,
If you disregard your vows and go off on your own accord,
you know what that means,
- Maggie, I--
- Sarah, you know what that means!
- I don't know what to do,
- Yes, you do, Sarah,
- I am so confused,
The school said--
- The school,
We know what the school will say,
They do not understand the way things work in our community,
They do not even try!
Plus, you know our children cannot go past the eighth grade,
- I just think we should--
- Sarah, please!
You are well on your way to more trouble,
- What do you mean?
- You will be excommunicated, from your church,
from your house, from your family, Sarah,
Samuel is acting out because you are not living like you should,
You and Jake are living like English people,
You have to stop,
- But we have,
- It is no secret that my brother is often tempted
by worldly things, like the appliances in your house,
You have not gotten rid of them, have you?
Sarah, you and Jake must fully commit yourselves to God,
and rid yourself of all of those things that pull
you away from him,
I am afraid for your children's souls,
I will say no more,
You know what you need to do,
I will help you on your way if you ask,
- What are we going to do when they shun us?
- We'll leave!
We'll move to town,
- We will have nothing,
And who will help us?
- We have enough friends on the outside now,
Sarah, we don't need these people,
I am sick of being on my knees in front of that church,
It's none of their damn business what I do!
- But the preachers gave you that money to
fix the barn roof!
Oh, Jake, I don't think this is a good idea at all,
[ENGINE REVVING]
♪ music playing
- Her eyebrows appear to be trimmed and colored,
She just does not have the appearance of an
Amish woman anymore,
- Hello, Martin, Good to see you,
- Good to see you, Chris,
Yes, they certainly are rebelling,
Sarah is wearing English paint on her face,
- She is,
- Anyway, gentlemen, why don't we get on with our meeting?
- We have a lot of important decisions to make,
So let's be on with it,
- Look at that car there,
- Those preachers saw us,
They were pointing at us,
- Well, speak of the devil,
[CICADAS BUZZING]
- I had a talk with Vanessa today about Samuel,
- You did?
Oh, you mean about that strange thing he does?
What'd she say?
- She doesn't think he's possessed,
and that we should talk to him, and we should hug him,
- How does she know?
- She brought her daughter with her,
And I heard Vanessa tell her that she loved her,
And then they hugged,
- Well, if you think that's something you need to do,
then you do it,
But you can't expect me to do that kind of thing,
I'm just not cut out for it,
[BEGINS URINATING]
[HORSE WHINNIES]
♪ music playing
♪ suspenseful music playing
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
- Jake, you've had these English appliances
for several years now,
Why have you not removed them?
- You know, Maggie, I think I've got a buyer for them,
They'll be gone soon,
- Look, Jake, something terrible has happened,
- Well, hello, there, Maggie,
- Sarah, we just came by to talk to the two of
you about your car,
- We're going to take it back!
We were just trying it out!
We're going to take it back!
- Oh, no, we're not!
And we are not having this conversation!
- Jake, there is something you need to know,
- What do we need to know?
That you're going to shun us?
I got news for you, I don't care anymore!
How about a couple of them preachers getting on their
knees this Sunday, and confessing their sins?
- Well, Jake, I'm sorry you feel that way,
You have blasphemed God!
- Please just go home, And you know what?
You can tell my brother he can keep that gosh darned
buggy he stole the other night!
- We are going,
But not before we tell you that just yesterday,
Uncle John was driving his sinful car,
and he burned to death in a fire when it crashed into
a ditch and exploded,
- Daddy, it's a sign from God,
Please take the car back before God burns us, too,
- I worried every day about my family burning in that fire,
Don't let sister number one become like me,
Please, God, don't let sister number two become like me,
Please, God, don't let sister number three become like me,
Please, God, don't let sister number four become like me,
Please, God, don't let sister number five become like me,
Please, God, don't let sister number six become like me,
Please, God, don't let my brother become like me,
Please, God, don't let sister number one become like me,
Here, Angel, I brought some more food for you,
Are you feeling better?
Can I tell you a secret?
Well, I got to go,
But I'll be back later,
One, two, three, four, five,
♪ music playing
[INHALES AND EXHALES REPEATEDLY]
- What are you doing?
Oh, I get it,
You're a freak,
- Leave him alone,
♪ music playing
[SCHOOLCHILDREN CHATTERING]
- Caw! Caw!
Caw! Caw!
- Caw! Caw!
- You know, I really think you should
say you're sorry to my sister for bruising her face,
- Whoa, a girl that actually speaks English,
What is wrong with you?
Are you stupid, or something?
And if you think my boyfriend is apologizing,
you've got another think coming,
- Oh, gross!
[DERISIVE LAUGHTER]
♪ music playing
- I'm going to mention that their children have been
making sculptures and that they did buy a car,
- Becky, is it really necessary for Sarah to confess that?
- Is there anyone else?
- Of course, Mandy,
I'm afraid for their souls,
You don't want Satan to keep them in his grip; do you?
Yes, I have something,
I know that Jake and Sarah's children have been making clay
sculptures for school projects,
I also know that Jake bought a car,
And even though we convinced him to sell it,
I feel that God has called me to mention it
and God would like him to confess,
- Jake and Sarah, there are a couple more things,
Jake, is it true that you're still driving,,,?
♪ music playing
[GASPING]
Well, I hope you took a good look at this one,
Oh, don't look so surprised,
♪ instrumental music playing
♪ rock music
- Hey, look up the road,
- Hey Dallas,
Check it out, man,
It's time to go chase the Amish, dude,
[MUSIC TURNED DOWN]
[CHEERING]
♪ menacing music
- Hey, what's up, crow people?
Don't you kooky people know it's the 20th century?
Jesus doesn't care if you have a car,
- How about you just keep that car moving
before I whip all of you,
- Watch out, crow man,
Pull that buggy over and see what happens, stupid crow,
- Donny, are you serious?
- Oh, yes he is,
Donny, go kick his ass,
- Jake, what are you doing?
[WHIP CRACKING]
- Oh, my god,
Dallas, let me out,
Let me out,
Oh, my god, Dallas, let me out,
- Now whose butt were you going to kick?
- Please stop!
- I bet you didn't think Amish were capable of
such violence now, did you?
- Please stop,
We're sorry,
Please,
- You see those kids over there?
You see those kids over there?
Huh? Do you?
You see those faces?
- Please!
- You see 'em? Take a look,
You see those faces?
♪ music playing
If you or any of your friends ever lay another hand
on those kids ever again, I will search all four corners
of the Earth to find you,
♪ music playing
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Where are you getting this stuff, anyway?
- Vanessa gave me some more,
- She's giving you all that stuff?
- Mm-hmm,
- I think I like it,
[RAIN POURING]
- Henry, you guys go ahead; we'll meet you there,
Hey! I have a surprise for you,
- What kind of surprise?
- I'm going to turn you into a real Englishwoman,
Come on, I've got the hair color,
the makeup, beautiful dress,
I have everything,
- Vanessa, I don't know about this,
- It's going to be fun,
You're going to love it,
- I don't know,
- Come on, let's go,
♪ country music
- Hey, Mike,
- Hey, Henry, How you doing?
- I need four, man,
- Coming right up,
- Oh, Henry, I already owe you a few,
- Didn't you help me fix my fence last week?
- Well,,,
- Okay, then,
Let's party,
- All right,
- Cheers!
- It felt like he was going to go through
the whole warehouse, man,
What did you think about that?
- I don't know, I think it's crazy, what I'm drinking,
- I'd better give you another shot there, huh?
Hey, now that you're leaving the Amish, what's next, Jake?
- I don't know, Henry,
I'm not sure,
All I know is I'd like to get my car back,
- Yeah, I bet you would,
- Come on,
- I wonder where the ladies are at,
It's getting late,
- Aw, you know the ladies,
They could be in there talking for hours,
Man,
♪ music playing
Nice work,
- Thank you,
- Sarah?
- That's beautiful, - She's gorgeous,
- You did this?
My goodness,
♪ COUNTRY MUSIC
- Oh, man, they're doing good, aren't they?
- They're having such a good time,
- Oh, fabulous,
♪ music playing
- Jake, can you open this dress?
- Wait a second,
- What are you doing?
Look at you, Sarah,
Look at this beautiful hair that you have that you
hide under your cap all the time,
- Jake, stop,
What is it with you?
♪ music playing
Jake, stop this,
♪ music playing
Something is different,
Are we just lusting?
♪ music playing
[FIRE CRACKLING]
- The reason I brought you all here is because
I need to tell you something that I feel is very important,
The best way I can explain this is by telling you
a story of when I was a little girl,
picking wildflowers for the first time in
the field by our house,
♪ music playing
[BIRDS SINGING]
♪ music playing
[BIRDS SINGING]
- Mom, do you have a jar I can put these flowers in?
I want to put them on the table,
- Absolutely not,
Sarah, I'm surprised at you,
- It was then that I realized that
our religion was very strict,
and our religion is why my parents never hugged
me or my siblings, and they never told
me that they loved me,
They didn't even know how to,
I want to change that,
I want to break that Amish rule,
♪ music playing