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-Morning, -Morning,
Uh, well, you know, it's a lifestyle piece,
Uh, I don't think any more than two days,
No, I've got, uh, Chloe
and, uh,,, the new guy,
-I love you, -I know you do,
I love you, too,
Then I don't understand,
I don't expect you to,
-Hey, -Hey,
I'm sorry,,, Sorry about the mess,
Reminds me of your college apartment,
Yeah, College, right?
Yeah,
Um,,, Well, thank you so much for letting me stay,
Of course, honey, Stay as long as you need to,
-Night, -Night,
Boysenberry scone,
-Thanks, -You're welcome,
-Hey, -Hey,
What can I get you?
-Um, a small coffee, -Small coffee,
You want any cream or anything?
-Mm, Okay, Two bucks,
-Cici, small coffee, Yep, one small coffee,
I like your scarf,
Aww, Thanks,
Yeah, I like it too,
Where'd you get it?
Um, I,,, I borrowed it from my girlfriend,
She never wears it, so,,,
Your girlfriend? That's great,
-It's a great scarf, -Thanks,
Oh, I'm Sara,
Ali,
That's so crazy,
I totally thought your name was another name,
I mean, you look like an Ali,
Sorry, I work right across the street at that, um, at that dress shop over there,
and I,,, we named you something,
Me and the girls that I work with named you,
It's just this game we play, because always come here for coffee,
and you're always here,
Bored females,
We have a great selection of scarves,
You should come look at our selection,
Okay, yeah,
I mean, you guys,,, You have the cutest windows,
Thanks! I do the windows,
I mean, I do the display,,, for the windows,
Ali: Got you,
Anyway, you have to come check out my stuff,
Well, if I have to,
then I have no other option, do I?
One small coffee, Thanks,
Here you go,
Aw, this is cute,
I love it when they deliver to me before 4:00,
All right, this one is 36,
Hey, you okay?
♪ Turning you out
-Hi, -♪ My spirit needs to trot
♪ Because the lowness in me
-Hey, -♪ Reaches out to become free
-♪ Because the lowness in me
♪ Reaches out to become free
-♪ You know I got one -Excuse me,
♪ Why are you taking your time? ♪
♪ It ain't easy to start
♪ Girl, you see me
♪ What you're doing to me
What are you drinking?
Uh, gin and tonic,
Hey, Ryan, uh, can you get us a gin and tonic?
And I need another beer,
-Thanks, -No problem,
I'm Casey,
Hi, Casey,
Okay, so are you gonna tell me your name?
Uh, I'm,,, I'm Sara,
-Nice to meet you, Sara, -Nice to meet you, Casey,
All right,
Thanks,
Oh, no, Hey, I got it,
No, you don't, No, you don't,
Take it out of that,
Thank you,
So, um,,, I don't think I've ever seen you here before,
No, yeah,
Um, I walk by this place all the time after work,
Um, and I always think, "I might go in there and have a drink,"
And then, here I am, having a drink tonight,
Um, I work at this little dress shop on Horatio,
It's really great,
This dress is from there actually,
You should come in sometime,
We have all these really great vintage dresses,
Not,,, You don't,,, There's other things that you can look at
if you're not into dresses,
I'm not just into dresses,
I mean, I do love the dresses that we sell,
I'm just not only into,,, dresses,
Okay, so, what else are you into?
Uh, I'm a writer,
I mean, I like to write,
and I assume someday, I will sell something,
I mean, that's what happens, right?
What do you do, Casey?
I'm a writer,
-Oh, -Journalist,
-Mm-hmm,
I studied English,
Not,,, journalism, though,
Oh, Cool,
I really like your hair,
-Thanks, -Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, Sorry,
I'm sort of new at this,
New at what, exactly?
Uh, going out, and meeting people,
and,,, dating,
No, sorry,
I know we're not dating,
I mean, I would date you,
You're lovely,
And I'm like that,
I,,, dated someone a long time ago,
and I loved it, and I wanna do it again,
So, you're into women?
Yes,
Are you a lesbian?
Mm-hmm,
Are you aware you haven't touched your drink?
Right,
I'm nervous, Can you tell?
A little bit, yeah,
Listen, I'm here most weekends,
If you see me, come by, Say hi, all right?
Oh, Uh,,, Okay, Okay,
It was really nice to meet you,
It was great to meet you,
♪ I don't know if I can go it anymore ♪
♪
♪ Only when I'm lonely
-♪ Do I seek what I am not Sorry,
Hi, Hi,
Long time, no see,
Oh, my God! Your lips are so soft,
I mean, your whole face is so soft,
You're funny,
Am I pretty?
Like, am I attractive to you?
-Yes, you're very attractive, -I think you're so fucking sexy,
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
-Whoa, Sara! Slow down, -I don't want to,
Hey, I'm here too,
Sorry, I'm so,,, I'm so sorry,
Stop it, It's okay, Stop it, It's all right,
You're not a lesbian, are you?
I guess not,
But you've been with women?
A woman,
-A long time ago,
Any chance of you two getting back together?
No,
But you keep seeing her and hearing her
in your head, huh?
Mm-hmm,
Women will do that,
You should tell her to shut up,
Okay,
Fuck it,
Hi,
Hello?
Shit!
Pen, are you asleep?
Yeah,
That's,,, Okay,
Are you still sleeping?
Yes!
Hey,
What's wrong?
I'm drunk, and I'm gay,
Can I sleep in here?
I won't try to make out with you or anything
-unless that's what you want me to do, -Sara!
Okay, good, I'm too tired anyway,
You're such a good friend to me,
I'm glad I can be,
I slept with a total stranger tonight,
Really?
You must think I'm so crazy,
Do you think you're crazy?
No, I mean,,,
I think I'm amazing,
-Yeah,
Hmm,
So you slept with a woman you don't know?
No, I kissed a woman,
I slept with a man,
Not that I didn't try for a woman,
I tried for two women actually,
and they both fell apart really quickly, twice,
and so, I went with what I know,
Men are so,,, easy,
Yeah, they are,
I got so sad-angry with myself at that lesbian bar,
and then I made this ill-advised phone call
with the little bit of liquid courage that I had left,
And when that went so shitty-shitti-shittily-
Shitty? Shit!
When that did not go well,
I went to the bar next-door,
and I just walked up to the first guy I saw,
and I asked him if he wanted to fuck,
And,,, surprise, he did, and so we went to his--
-Sara! -Well,,,
We went to his apartment,
and it was actually really good,
Like, he was really good, and it was really good,
and I came a lot, and,,,
I don't even know how to get his,,, I didn't get his number,
I don't even remember what his name was,
It was some stupid, generic guy name,
And then we kissed goodbye, and he said good night,
And we both knew what it meant
that, like, I was in control and,,,
I was just satisfied and done with him,
So then, I got a cab home,
and now, I've been sitting on your couch,
drinking too much wine, and thinking about August,
Mm,
Men are so weird,
And amazing,
I mean, I know I want to be with women,
but how am I supposed to give up a bigger, stronger man?
Like, lifting me up, and moving me around, and,,,
making decisions for me, and focusing on me,
focusing on not cumming too soon,
I love when guys can't figure things out,
Like when they're staring at a pool table or something,
I mean, focus, God!
Focus is just so fucking sexy,
Mm,
And I hate when they yell,
but I love when they get angry about stuff and get super-passionate,
And I love when,,, when guys have, like, big, strong hands,
and they have, like, those big veins on them and,,,
the hands that do work,
and they have those little scars,
I mean, hands that should scare me, but they don't scare me,
Men comfort me,
Women, on the other hand, terrify me,
like, trip me up,
It feels like it should be the other way around,
Mm,
I mean, women are soft and,,,
We have the same parts, I just,,,
I just know they are what I want right now,
Did you really date Jane McFarlane in college?
Yeah, how did you know that?
Sara, everybody knew,
I hate her so much,
No, you don't,
You're right, Penelope, I don't hate her,
-I hate you,,, for contradicting me,
I am so contradictory,
Penelope!
Did you just make a dick joke?
-Shh, You're so loud,
I have never heard you make a dick joke,
-Okay, go to sleep, -Ever!
That's the saddest dick joke I've ever heard,
Shh, Bye, Bye, Good night,
♪
Oh, my God!
Jesus!
It's like looking at an autopsy, some of these women,
Really?
No! No, not you, This woman's profile pictures,
No, not--
That coat looked so great on you,
I think you would be so glad you had that,
Have a good day!
Uh,,, hi,
What are you doing here?
Um,,, I forgot a couple things,
You left your checkbook,
I know,
And my robe,
Have you seen my pen?
That feather pen?
Anything else that you would like to take from me?
Not that I can think of right now,
When you coming back home? I don't like this at all,
August, it's been, like, two days,
But have you put on weight?
'Cause you look like maybe you have,
Okay, I really just came to get my pen,
And your stupid robe,
August, you're really bad at trying to be an asshole,
I know,
Just don't try and be something you're not,
What does that mean, Sara?
Can you just tell me if you find that pen, please?
It's really important to me,
Yes, a pen is very important at this point in time,
It is really important to me,
Great! Have an awesome day, Sara!
Hmm,
Okay,
Um,,,
Okay, Like this,,,
What are you doing?
Nothing,
Clearly,
Let me know if you need help,
I will,
I do need help,
Hey, there, Hey,
-Yes, Yes,
Not that other name that you made up for me,
which I'm dying to know,
Oh,,,
It's--
Do you wanna try on some scarves?
Um, no, No, not really, Uh,,,
My friend is playing in this band tonight, and, uh,,,
and, uh, there's a bunch of us going,
a couple girls from the coffee shop,
and I know it's last-minute,
but I wanted to see if you were available, like 8:00,
Um,,,
Can someone help me unzip this?
Yeah, of course, One second,
Yes, Um,,,
I have to leave at 10:00, though,
That's cool,
Just, um, just meet me outside the coffee shop when you get off,
-Okay, -Okay, Cool,
-Hi, -Hey,
-I'm ready,
♪
♪ I'm in love with you
♪ I'm gonna take my time
♪ This walk, this walk, this walk will only ♪
♪ Well, it's only gonna last so long ♪
♪ I was looking to my left
♪ Instead of looking to my right ♪
♪ I've been looking to my left
I gotta,,, go,
Give me your number,
Here, It's so loud, Let me just,,,
Hey,
Is that your boyfriend?
What?
That guy, is that your boyfriend?
Sorry, I,,,
Let's hang out again soon,
I think you're really pretty,
Okay,
Have fun, okay?
We'll talk soon,
Okay,
Where do you want this?
Uh, right here, I guess,
Okay, well, I will see you later,
Thank you for everything,
I don't,,, I don't know what I would have done without you,
You're welcome,
I need the exercise anyway,
I meant thanks for everything,
If you didn't help me with,,,
with everything, I don't know what I would have done,
Well, you're about to find out,
So, this is everything,
I'm gonna go return the rental,
You don't have to go right this second, do you?
No, I guess not,
'Cause you could hang out for a little if you wanted,
and we could play pretend,
and have one of our days where we stay in,
and we could order that disgusting Mr, Fun's you like so much,
I think I wanna go,
Okay,
I feel bad about the way you saw me the other day,
I wasn't,,, doing too well,
I understand,
Are you ready to tell me why you left?
I can, I don't,,,
I don't know if you wanna hear it,
Why are you doing this?
Because of women,
Women?
I wanna date women, and,,,
walk around, and hold hands,
and dress up, and go out, and,,,
make dinner, and go to bed, and have sex with them,
We're not getting married anymore
because you wanna have sex with women?
I keep waiting for you to crack a smile, tell me you're fucking with me,
but it looks like you're about to cry, so--
I'm just so sorry,
How long,,, have you wanted to have,,,
be with a woman?
I mean, for a long time,
Um,,,
Before college, but college is the first time that I did,
And I miss it,
and I feel,,, dead inside,
I don't know, I knew it when I met you,
but you're so beautiful, and kind,
and I love you so much,
I mean, any girl would be crazy not to wanna marry you,
Well, not any girl,
Do you not want to be with men?
I mean, I do,
I love men,
So, you're bisexual,
I don't know what I am,
Wait, Who did you sleep with in college?
Lots of people,
No, what,,, What woman?
My roommate,
Jane McFarlane,
Oh,
What?
I've only seen pictures, but,,,
she's hot,
I mean, she's married and has two kids,
and yeah, she's,,, she's beautiful,
So, you've already talked to her?
No, I called her, and she answered,
and I cursed at her, and I hung up,
Oh, Shit!
I had,,, I had no idea,
I had no idea that's why you left,
I'm sorry for laughing,
It's fine, I know it's,,,
It's kind of funny,
I think, for her, I was just some college fling,
And for me, I loved her,
I'd always known I was attracted to women,
but I didn't know I could love a woman that deeply,
and, like, make love to a woman,
And for her, I was just company,
like just some, ugh, girlfriend,
It doesn't feel as bad to talk about it right this second,
but for the past week and a half, I've been a total wreck,
So, what now?
I don't know, I mean,,,
I guess I do what women do,
Women seeking women,
Are you going to date men too?
Maybe,
Can I date?
Can I go out with women too?
I mean, you don't have to ask my permission,
I miss you,
I know you do,
Come here,
I gotta go return the truck,
-Okay, -Okay,
-Bye, -Bye,
Hello?
Hi,
Hi, Who's this?
It's Colleen from the site,
Hi, Colleen, Um,,,
It's nice to meet you,
Or, uh,,,
You as well,
Thanks for sending your number, I know it's scary,
It is,
Um, have you,,, Have you done this before?
Well, this is the first time we've put an ad out,
and you're the first person we liked,
Well, that makes me feel special,
It should,
Uh, it's you and your husband, right?
Yes,
Is that okay?
Yeah, that's,,, That's great,
That's,,, very exciting,
You got a great voice,
Thanks, So do you,
We'll talk soon,
Check your email tonight,
Will do,
Okay,
Um,,, bye,
Have a good night,
Are you guys not nervous at all?
Oh, no, of course we're nervous,
I mean, I kind of was under the impression
you'd had tons of experience with this,
I wouldn't say tons,
I would say that we have had more near misses
than actual real, all-the-way hits,
Why do you think that is?
We scare people away,
Well,,, why?
Because we're sincere about who we are and what we want,
I mean, that is scary,
And,,,
people can see that it's gonna be more than a one-night stand,
And they know that Ben is gonna be in the relationship,
and that's scary for them,
I mean, even if he's not involved,
he's in the relationship,
He's gonna know the details at the very least,
That's scary, too,
-Thank you,
Um,,, Sorry, I can't,,,
I can't believe I'm sitting here,
'Cause you just pictured yourself in bed with us?
Yeah, How do you know that?
That's what we do,
Women, we just,,, We ponder all the potential regret,
I don't,,, I don't think men do that,
Ben has a whole thing about how women and men are different,
I mean, the differences in their imaginations and,,,
Just tell her your thing,
I think-- And correct me if I'm wrong about you,
But I think women imagine the before, during, and after,
and that after, uh, lying there, staring at the ceiling
next to someone you may or may not know all that well,
all of their flaws just howling at you from across the sheets,
that after makes women stop before it ever starts,
I love the after,
Um,,,
Bye, Bye,
Um,,, But, um,,,
I had to do that,
Great, Okay,
Um, okay,
-Bye, Bye, -Bye,
No, no, the other one, the other one,
The other one is in the wash,
This one will have to do until that one is clean,
You know you can't sleep
in that recliner overnight, Jerry,
Remember what Dr, Linden said?
It's the same conversation night after night,
He doesn't wanna listen, and he's so upset in the morning when his back won't work,
Tell me, Sara, how's August?
Um,,, we broke up,
What
With Penelope-- at-at Penelope's,
Are you okay?
Are you doing any writing at all?
Uh,,, yes,
I'm,,, I mean, here and there,
I have a new subject I'm working on,
I think I'm going to date this married couple for a while,
uh, a man and a woman,
Mostly, the woman,
I think I'm gonna date women for a while,
Well, I'll say it again,
I hope you're making good choices
and putting that college education we bought for you to good use,
We've raised you right,
You've got a good head on your shoulders,
and you can take responsibility for yourself,
I think I'm bisexual, Mom,
So, what would you like for breakfast?
I'll make you whatever you like,
Whatever you wanna make,
Okay,
-Night, Mom, -Good night,
Good night, Jerry,
Good night, honey,
♪
Wow, What?
You're seeing both of them?
Sort of,
Her more than him,
They aren't Satan worshipers or Mormons or--
No!
She's an interior designer,
-He's, like, an IT guy, -Jeez,
Are you gonna stay with them?
Um,,, I don't know,
I mean, what if one of them or both of them gets tired of you?
Well, I don't know, I might get tired of them, you know,
It's not really that different from any other relationship,
It's not!
I don't know whether I should scream in jealousy
or go behind that tree and jack off,
Hmm,,, do both,
You're a terrifying girl,
Woman, Whatever,
Thank you,
Done, Good,
Good? Get another one,
That's not good,
So, I was kind of telling him about us,
and I felt like he was, like, super into it and excited,
but then also, like, kind of freaked out,
Like, the synapses in his brain were kind of, like, exploding,
Sara, could you just shut up for a second, baby?
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, sorry,
I just haven't seen you in a few days, and I'm excited,
I have herpes,
I,,, I don't know what to say, I,,,
I'm not used to being embarrassed, I don't like it,
One of you needs to say something smart and comforting,
Well, I think-- -Not you,
Are you contagious?
I don't know, Probably,
-I'm getting tested this week,
You should, too,
Well, that is a great idea,
I just don't have insurance,
Okay,
Sara,,,
could you just please say something comforting?
Well, I think maybe you should be comforting me,
All you have to do is go to the doctor, and get some $10 prescription
and be up front with all your partners,
That's what I'm doing,
But I have to go, and spend hundreds of dollars,
and get blood drawn, which I fucking hate,
And what's that mean for us?
It means that,,,
we don't have sex until we find out where you are with this,
♪
♪ I see the vultures who are waiting on the other side ♪
♪ Feeling it all
♪ A floating shadow
♪ In the corners of a brilliant disguise ♪
-It's a disease, -It's not a "disease" disease,
I mean, I've seen real sickness,
Perpetual misery is the disease where I'm from,
like, you're supposed to accept being miserable,
I mean, the people I grew up around,
it's like they can't see a way out of it,
and so, they just sit in it year after year,
Yeah, a lot of people feel that way everywhere,
I know,
I mean, I know everyone is struggling with something,
-Nothing,
I gotta take this,
Hey,
Hey, You looking for your girl?
Yep,
-Mm-hmm,
-Extremely,
Didn't the two of you go out on a date or something?
No, not really,
Aww, She not into chicks?
Aww, I don't know,
I don't know, actually, at all,
I just think she's so gorgeous,
Well, isn't that reason enough to go out on a second date, or what?
Is it? It seems so shallow,
I mean, I don't know, I'm new at this,
So, is it okay for me to just want the physical right now
and not care about love so much?
I mean, obviously, if it happens, that's great,
But,,, is that terrible of me?
Uh, I mean, my first thought is yeah,
You're just a step away from being a dog in heat,
Ew! Can I be a cat, please?
It's only shallow if you make it shallow,
You know, if your biggest worry is finding a playmate,
that's a pretty great place to be,
Most people are concerned about putting enough food on the table
and not getting shot, Am I right?
Well, yes, you are right,
So, just be safe and be free,
Well, where do these go?
Hey!
Hey, can you talk?
Yeah, What's wrong?
Oh, you know, I hate people,
And people are indifferent to me,
Are you drunk?
No,
August!
I'm not that drunk,
I went out tonight and last night
and the night before that,
Women staring at me like I have a horn growing out of my forehead,
I feel like I'm too old to be doing this shit,
It's awful, Ugh! It's so fucking awful,
Hey, hold on a second,
-Hello, Hi,
Who's this?
I'm sorry, It's Ali from the Coffee Cat,
Oh, hey!
Hi, You busy?
No, I'm not busy,
Um, can you hold on? Just hold on one second,
Hey,
Let me guess,
It's Mr, and Mrs, Sodom,
calling to invite you to another 120-some-odd-day orgy,
No, I'm not seeing them anymore, Not like that, anyway,
Oh, good, Good, good, good,
Have dinner with me on Saturday,
Okay, I'll see you Saturday,
Okay, bye for now,
Okay, bye,
-Hey, Ali, Hi,
Hey,
Um,,, what's up?
Nothing much, Um,,,
Are you working tomorrow?
Yes,
Cool,
I was hoping I could come by and look for a dress to wear to my brother's wedding,
Oh, cool! Yeah!
Um,,,
What are you doing after that?
After what?
After you come by the shop,
I'm going back to work,
Right,
Uh, what are you doing after work?
Nothing,
Well, we should go out and get a drink,
Yeah, we should,
Maybe just somewhere close,
Sure, Yeah, that's sounds great,
Okay, so, um,,,
Uh, your brother is getting married, Where is that happening?
Upstate, Poughkeepsie,
My mom wanted me to wear a dress that covers my tats, so,,,
This could work,
Aww!
-Yeah!
You look,,,
It's dynamite,
So, um, where are you from?
Texas,
Oh, we're both from the South, That's cool,
Really
Well, originally, I'm from northwest Florida,
But, uh, my step-dad and my mom live here now,
That's sweet, Did they move here to be with you?
No, my step-dad got really sick,
so they moved out here so he could get treatment at Sloan Kettering,
-I'm sorry, -That's okay, He's much better now,
My mom says it's mostly maintenance at this point,
So, Texas,
Florida,
How was that? I mean, I don't really know too much about it,
except,,, oranges, boating, Disneyland,
-World,
Disney World, Disneyland is in California,
Right,
Um, Florida is,,,
I don't know, Florida is funny, Florida,,,
They say you have to go north to go south, which is totally true,
Northwest Florida is basically the South,
It's like Flor-bama,
-It is,
Um,,,
Are your parents still together?
Um, no,
-Uh-huh, yeah,
Do you have step
Uh Why do you ask?
I don't know, I just feel like we're a generation of step-kids, It sucks,
No, it's not fun,
No, That is well-put, It is not fun, at all,
You're funny, Sara,
So, what else?
-I don't know,
Um,,,
How long have you been with your girlfriend?
-Girlfriend,
You,,,
No, You don't have a girlfriend,
I thought you said you borrowed that awesome,,, That one,
Awesome scarf from your girlfriend,
My friend, Shelly,
-she's a girl, -Right,
Of course,
-You're funny, Sara,
I don't know,
You just,,, You are,
I don't think you mean to be,
It's charming,
Well, that's good, I think,
Can I,,,
Can I ask you something?
Please, ask me something immediately,
Why'd you ask me out tonight?
Oh, I don't know, Um,,,
'Cause you asked me out that other time,
and so, I wanted to ask you out to make it even,
Even steven,
Okay,
But I, um, asked you out with a bunch of friends,
and you asked me out alone,
I don't have any friends,
That's not true, I'm sorry,
-I have plenty of friends,
Um,,,
You don't have to answer,
I,,, I asked you out,,,
because you interest me,
Interest you how?
I don't know, You're,,,
I see you all the time,
and you're friendly, and,,,
I like the way you dress,
Do you have to go?
No, no, Do you?
Mm-mm,
Me neither,
Good,
Great,
-Yes,
What? You make me nervous,
Well, I would never know that,
You can say it,
I can't promise that I'm not gonna freak out,
and,,, blush,
or get up and go, but,,,
you just spit it out,
I find you incredibly attractive,
I,,,
I look for you in the window every time I go to work,
and I come to your cafe and drink that coffee,
even though it's terrible,
And I'm dating women in my life right now,
and I mean, I might continue to forever,
And if you're interested,
and I,,, totally understand if you're not gay or bi,
I mean, even if you are either of those things,
I completely get it if you're not attracted to me,
Because I can be scary
and talk too much like I'm doing right now,
But, um, you just,,,
You seem really nice,
and you're beautiful,
and I wanna touch you,
and I,,, don't even know your last name,
I guess what I'm--
Wow, Okay,
What I'm saying is if you are--
Are you interested in seeing a woman,
or women, or,,,
me?
'Cause I'm tired of buying coffee I'm just gonna throw out,
Proenza,
What?
My last name,,,
is Proenza,
That's a pretty name,
This is the Manhattan-bound F local train,
The next stop is Jay Street-Metro Tech,
Hi,
-Not much,
-Let's go on a date,
Yes, right now,
Aren't we seeing each other on Saturday?
Well, I'm being spontaneous,
Let's go out, or let me come in,
-I can't,
Because I'm on a date,
Yes,
Like, right now?
Well, how's it going?
It's fine,
Is she cute
No,
Come on, Just, like, a little,,,
No, she's not a doll, Sara,
I'm not gonna steal her from you,
I have no game whatsoever,
What happened?
Oh, I asked a girl out who's not into chicks, That whole routine,
Anyway, let me see her,
No, Probably freaking her out right now anyways,
Come on, If she's hot, I'll have a threesome with you guys,
-Oh, that's funny, -You deserve one,
Ha ha ha ha ha,
Go home, Sara,
Seriously,
-Okay,
Okay, have a good night,
-Hey, Sara, -Hello!
-Not a lot,
I was just in the neighborhood, and I,,,
Was not in the neighborhood, That is a lie,
I just came straight from my mailbox to tell you--
Where's Colleen?
-She's asleep, -Let's wake her up,
Hi, Colleen!
Hi, Sara,
I have good, bad, good news,
Yes,
-Look at this,
Oh,
Congratulations, sweetie,
What does it say? -It says she's clear,
But,,, I don't care,
I don't care what I don't have and what you guys have,
I wanna be with you guys anyway,
And besides, herpes isn't even, like, a real disease,
They tell you that it is just to scare the shit out of you in high school,
Sara,
But what they don't tell you is that the older you get,
the further apart your breakouts are,
I did research on it,
Two-thirty,
I thought you guys were gonna do cartwheels about this,
Sara, honey,,,
You,,,
You are with us,
and you always will be, I hope you know that,
So, you're turning me down?
For sex, yeah,
As much as that hurts right now,
but,,, if you wanna go get a shower,
we can cuddle until we go to work,
-I don't wanna cuddle! -That's a terrible thing to say,
Well, I'm tired of being fucking rejected,
Oh, my God! Sara, please stop whining,
I cannot believe I'm awake right now,
You guys found someone else already, didn't you?
That's what this is all about,
Not necessarily,
So, I've already been replaced, That's amazing,
I mean, I will say
I've never been broken up with two people at the same time,
So, I mean, hallelujah for new experiences, right?
Sara!
Nobody could replace you, seriously,
Do I really whine?
-Yes, -Yes,
Let's go to sleep,
You weren't even gonna say goodbye?
What's the matter, my little mentee?
Of course I was gonna say goodbye,
But it's early, You should go back to sleep,
I love you, baby,
He talks in his sleep sometimes,
I know,
It's beautiful,
And so are you,
Thank you,
For what?
I know you're not talking about my morning breath,
Just thank you,
Hey, it's August,
-Leave a message, and I'll call you back, -August,,, Ugh!
♪ This is the day I'll give into you ♪
Sorry,
♪ I'll be afraid, hoping you feel it too ♪
Hello?
August!
Hey, what's up?
Are you busy right now?
-Yeah,
Um, no,
Just hold on a second,
Okay,
I gotta take this,
I'll be right back,
Hey,
-Oh! Hey,
It's okay, It's just family stuff, all right?
I'll be right back, Okay,
What is it?
No, nothing,
Um,,, I don't know,
What? Are the ladies not giving you what you need right now?
Wow! You can be an actual asshole,
Congratulations,
I'm not an asshole, Sara,
I'm just not your go-to anymore,
You can't just come to me with the same stuff you did like when we were together,
'cause we're not together,
I know we're not,
Okay, so you get it?
Get what?
That I'm not just there for you,
All right, I'm sorry,
You know that I'm there for you,
Just not anytime that you feel like it,
Okay?
I'm guessing that this is one of those moments,
Right?
You're right,
I'm,,, I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have called,
I hope she's pretty,
She is,
Okay, Um,,, I'm gonna hang up now,
But I don't want you to say anything,
I love you,
Don't say anything,
♪ Full moon out from behind a cloud ♪
Fuck!
What am I doing? Ugh!
Hello?
Hi,
Sara? Yeah,
Did you call here a few weeks ago?
No,
Yeah,
I did,
Well, are you,,, Are you okay?
No,
Um,,,
How are your kids on Face-- I mean, your kids?
Their pictures on Facebook are real cute,
Well,,, uh,
they're good, a handful,
Um, I need to say something to you,
Um,,,
I need to say it right now, 'cause I'm,,, drunk enough,
and it's late enough
to not seem like the worst idea I've ever had,
I know it's not as late where you are,
and that you're probably in bed or,,, reading stories,
Um,,,
But, um,,,
I love you,
and,,, I have for a really long time,
and it's not like I haven't tried really hard not to,
And I just,,, I need you to know that,
Or I needed to say it or I need you to hear it,
Um, because I,,,
I think about you naked, lying next to me almost every day,
Every day,
Um,,,
And I don't know what to do about that,
I don't know what to do about,,, anything at all,
So,,,
Fuck!
God-- Fuck!
Sorry! Sorry! I overslept, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,
It's inventory day,
You can start with the paperwork,
Okay,
Hey, Sara, I need your help,
Shit, Sara!
-Hey, wake up!
Hey! Hey! Hello?
What
Huh?
Rent's due,
What
I'm kidding, I took it out of your paycheck,
Will you put those over there?
God!
Did you have a rough night?
If by rough night, you mean "rough month,"
Oh, give me a break!
You're a swinging bachelor having sex all over town,
You need to get over yourself,
And you need to hand me that jewelry binder,
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex,
It's true,
-Aah! -Jesus!
Jesus!
Sorry,
You scared me,
Obviously,
God, I've never seen you so,,,
So what?
I don't know, Your reflexes so,,,
What?
-Sharp and quick,
Well, what's a guy to do when their fiancée leaves them?
Huh?
Take self-defense classes,
Come on, It's a joke,
Oh, I get you were trying to make a joke,
-Not funny,
That's why I'm not laughing,
There she is,
I thought maybe,,,
maybe you'd just gone away completely,
Remember that place we lived in the East Village?
Yeah,
And I'd make you read my writing on the fire escape,,,
no matter how cold it was,
"Subway Tales" would have been a huge hit,
Yeah, with somebody,
It would have been such a hit,
Did you write this while you were playing with yourself?
Yeah, Well, I mean, trying to,
-Hmm,
About your writing?
That you're reading, yeah,
Honestly, it's,,, as bad as it ever was,
It's like,,, I have no idea what you're saying,
It's like speaker static, Sara,
But, hey, I'm not a novelist, That's not what I do,
So, hey, you're writing, That means you're happy,
So, that's good,
You're such a cunt!
God!
Any by the way, I know it's shitty,
Then why'd you show it to me?
Because the stuff that's made out of gold isn't ready to be shown yet,
-Hmm, -Almost,
It's all messy in a notebook right now,
-Mm-hmm,
Thank you,
Here's to your first chapter,
You look amazing,
Thanks, I feel amazing,
The writing is good?
Yeah, but we just talked about that,
What do you really wanna ask me?
What are we doing?
-I don't know!
Fuck, I love you,
I love you, too,
I need another beer,
-Wow, Oh,
That's some outfit,
-Hi, -Hey,
Did you just get back from the club?
Something like that,
It's classy,
Well, yeah, that's me,
Classy lady, walking the streets at 7:00 a,m,
So, I was thinking of stopping by the shop tonight
to see if you had any shoes to match that dress,
Maybe,
Cool, Then I'll stop by,
-Have a good day, -Yeah, you too,
-Okay, -Bye,
So,,, I have a question I wanna ask you,
About what?
What am I to you?
Am I just filling some void?
I just happen to be,,, nearby and pretty?
Probably,
I mean, probably that is what I see in you,
But isn't that enough?
For a night, yeah,
Do you wanna kiss me?
Yeah,
Why?
Because you wanna kiss me,
Well, then, come closer,
A little closer than that,
I don't wanna start and then stop halfway through,
So if this is just a quick fascination for you,
you should go home,
If you let me touch you, I'm not gonna stop until you push me away,
Are you always so aggressive?
It's just a place I'm in,
Do you have a boyfriend?
Uh,,, not really,
What's that mean?
It means that I'm,,, seeing someone,
I've gone on a few dates, and it's nothing official,
So, that guy that I saw you with?
Yes, Like I said, it's nothing official,
Have you ever kissed a woman before?
Once,
In college,
There were lots of people around, cheering and,,,
That doesn't count at all,
I know,
Do you have any infectious diseases I should know about?
That's a crazy question,
My answer is no,
Good,
-No,
That's nice,
Are you ready?
Why are you laughing?
You have soft lips,
I'm not laughing,
I can't believe I'm doing this,
-Your waist is so tiny,
Are you done?
Hm-mm, No,
I,,,
So,,, I haven't stopped,,,
thinking about this since our first date,
Our first date?
You mean when we went and saw music at that friend of yours' thing?
You thought that was a date?
Kind of did, yeah,
Aw,
Are you a lesbian?
No,
You're beautiful,
and you have, like, angry eyes,
Are you gonna leave now?
I think so,
What?
-Yeah,
Aren't you gonna get in trouble?
No, no one comes in here till noon tomorrow,
What'll I wear to sleep in?
Oh, I'm sure we could find something,
I like the way you smell,
Are you gonna tell me that name you have for me?
Never,
Fuck!
Then I'm gonna look for something to wear,
You should get food,
And wine,
So, there,
Okay,
♪ I've waited all this time
♪ I had it on my mind
♪ Chasing all the things I wanted most ♪
♪ When I lost it long ago
♪ Put the tea on Try your flavor ♪
♪ Let's make a little fire
♪ Tell me sweetly
♪ Now, we're sitting
♪ Light's dancing in your eyes
♪ We've waited all this time
♪ We have it all
So, what do you think of Brooklyn?
Um,,,
When you're not tripping over hipsters, it's actually really great,
The families, and parks, and good food, and,,,
cute, multi-ethnic girls,
Oh! Oh, okay,
So, what's your type?
Brown hair, sexy brown eyes, scruff,
That's funny,
Little mole right behind the left ear,
-Funny, funny, funny, -Super turns me on,
Really, what's your type?
With women? Is that what you're trying to ask me?
Yes, with women,
Uh, I don't really know, I don't have a specific type,
It's specific to the person,
Okay,
What about her?
She's super-pretty,
She do it for you?
I mean, I've never talked to her, so I don't know,
What about her?
-Nah,
Hm-mm, Physically, anyway, no,
What about this girl?
What girl?
The girl you're dating,
Oh, I don't know that we're dating,
I mean, dating can have a lot of connotations,
Okay, the girl you're whatever-ing with,
You mean Ali?
-Mm-hmm,
Let me see a picture of her,
Like I have a picture,
Come on, I know you have a picture,
-I totally have a picture, Uh-huh,
Wow, She's beautiful,
Well, yeah, What did you think? I was gonna have bad taste?
I mean, I chose you, didn't I?
I see it,
What?
How are those pancakes?
-Good,
They make me happy, 'cause it's like eating a smiley face,
You're so fucking weird sometimes,
What's so weird about that?
That is a totally weird thing to say,
Why would you want,,,
Why would I wanna eat a smiley face?
I think you should think about that question,
-Why wouldn't you,,, -I did think about it before I asked it,
-No, you didn't, -I totally did,
♪
♪ Man, it's so strange how everybody lean on me ♪
♪ I can't help soaking in their anxiety ♪
♪ I got no filters on
♪ I need to put an end to this racket ♪
♪ Maybe just pull the plug out
♪ Watch them shout out
♪ No harm done
♪ Just pull the plug out
♪ Watch them shout out
♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪
♪ Doesn't like regulator
♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪
♪ Doesn't like regulator
♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪
♪ Doesn't like regulator
♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪
♪ Doesn't like regulator
♪ Silence tuner Beasts at the fire ♪
♪ Doesn't like regulator