♪ The mirror Don't look the same ♪
♪ Time's been flyin' ♪
♪ I can't catch my days ♪
♪ I-I-I,,, I lie awake ♪
♪ Doubts I shut out ♪
♪ Come and show their face ♪
♪ When I put my phone down And lights out ♪
♪ I find All the words I didn't say ♪
♪ Friends I didn't make Advice I didn't take ♪
♪ Needless to say It's been a long day ♪
♪ A little bit of soul Goes a long way ♪
♪ A little bit of drink Goes a long way ♪
♪ A couple good songs Make a couple good times ♪
♪ Got a couple more things That'll ease my mind, so ♪
♪ A little bit of smoke Goes a long way,,, ♪
Yo! Your house's big, congratulations, man,
Hey, hey, man, You really made it,
Yeah, man,
Yo, I'm thrilled you're here, but,,, Really?
- It's all you, - Of course,
This is it, right?
- It's dope, man, - Yeah,
A lot of work, you know?
You should see the backyard, bro,
Took down the fence, laid some side,,,
- Oh, you laid some side, eh? - Yeah, shit,
Wow!
I had a little bit of help, but,,,
- Okay, - ,,,it mostly me,
Yo! Come,
- All right, - Check it out,
This is it,
- Right? - Yo,,, Wow, man,
- Ah, no, Fuck, - Yeah,
Looks good, yo,
Right? - Yeah, man,
Right? - You really lay side, eh?
Dear work,
So, man,,,
How you doin', man?
- Good, man, I'm good, - Yeah?
- How's your dad? - Hmm,
Oi, man, Same old, same old, He quit smokin' though,
At least one of you did,
- Yeah, I know, man,
- That's good, No, - I don't,,,
Tell him I say peace,
I will, man, Your father's good?
Yeah, man, you know how they go, Figuring it out,
- For real? - Yeah,,,
I swear I see your brother more than I see you still, man,
But, you know, that's good for him, though,
Like when we were still out there, you know?
You seen him?
Not enough, really,
I mean, it's hard with work and everything, you know?
Don't you want that, man?
- That be your thing, still? - Yeah, yeah,
- Whah! - Woo!
What? What?
- Respect, man, - Respect,
- Wow, backyard, tings, yo, Jams, - Yeah,
- So,,, - Yeah, man,
- I'm proud of you, man, - Thanks, man,
Proud of you, man, Fuckin' home-owner and shit,
- Cheers, fam, - Cheers,
Hmmm,
Wow, that's, that's,,,
Yes,,, - Good for you, man,
- It's the good stuff,
Hey, Jordan! I love it!
How about a tour?
Okay,
That's a tail,
- Yeah, it's whatever, you know? - Hmmm,
- Been out a couple times, - Hmmm,
She's cool,
- She cool? - Yeah,
Yeah, Real talk, though,
If you need help around the house,,,
- You know I'm here, man, - Yeah?
Yeah, dog, I'm here,
I got a whole fucking truck, man,
Yeah, it's,,,
What?
- No, it's just,,, - What?
I, I did,,,
I have managed to fuck up the garage already,
- but I get a ball in the week, - No,
If you fucked up the garage, I'll go check it now,
I'll fix it right now,
Yo, - Real quick,
- Is this it? - Sweet, Yeah, this is it,
Okay,
All right, Here we are, This is it,
So, I'm thinkin',,, Half hour? Tops, We get outta here?
Eight thirty tops, I think that's a nice time,
- Shall we just,,, - Yeah,
Party table the booze, or,,,
Find Jordan and actually give him the bottle?
That's a,,, that's a gift?
What? Yeah!
You, you brought that as a,,, Like this, this is for me,
I brought this for me,
It was laying at my house from last week, Wait,,,
That's all you brought?
That's not gonna be enough for both of us,
This is all we brought, That's our gift,
I'm not putting your name on the card,
- You brought a fucking card? - It's a house-warming gift,
It's a big deal!
Oh, it's a big deal now? It's a big deal now?
What did you bring to my house-warming party?
You didn't have a house-warming party,
You didn't bring shit,
You moved into your dad's old condo!
It's still a house-warming party, man,
Jordan bought this place with his own money,
- What? - Yeah,
- Wow! - Yeah,
It's a real savvy investment,
Right?
- This is a nice location, - Look at this shit,
Okay, Good for Jordan, Oh, yeah, Don't worry, uh,,,
Don't worry about the card, then, I'll do my, uh,,,
- I'll do my own thing, - Thanks,
So, what are you gonna get him?
I'm gonna get him a salad bowl,
A salad bowl?
A salad bowl's a strong gift, You're giving him booze,
You think you're the first one that got him booze tonight?
- Well, no, But, I mean,,, - A salad bowl,
- that's what an adult needs, - Okay, do you have one?
You just have a salad bowl with you?
Yeah, I've got a salad bowl! Treated wood, dude, Black Cedar,
You polish it with oil,,,
I think he's gonna love it,
You don't have a salad bowl?
Not like that, I mean,,,
What do you serve your salad out of, like a cereal bowl?
Most of the time,
I didn't think it was a big deal,
You're hustling backwards, dude, Come on, get it together,
- Yo, Chris didn't bring shit! - Oh, thanks! Asshole!
Somethin' stuck in the gears,
Hmm, you playin' cards out here?
No,
Was it like this when you moved in?
- No, No, - Ahh, shit,
Yeah, All right,
Yeah, I was trying to clean it,
While it was on? Hmm?
- Yeah,,, - Jesus!
Yo, just unplug it for me, J,
- Unplug it, man, - Yeah,
Please, Thank you,
Fuck!
- We good, - Yo!
- Yeah, I tried that, - Oh, yeah?
I, I took out a couple of screws,
but I didn't know which ones to take out next,
So, where're the screws, J?
Put 'em with the screwdriver,
And where's the screwdriver, man?
Yeah, just,,, It's here, It's somewhere,
- God! - I think,,,
I think I put it inside, all right,
- You want more Champagne? - Yes, sir,
Yeah, OK,,,
Oh, my God!
Seriously, yo, This thing is fucked, man,
How'd you even get this thing in there?
I had all the tools out, like hammer, screwdriver,,,
All of it, Everything,
Dude, how about the last time you used a hammer, man?
Fuck,,,
Like when we built the treehouse,
Yo, man, we scored, That table was nice, yo,
Right?
Yo, that was the first time I smoked weed, man,
Nah, man,
It was in the alleyway in grade eight,
We tried to practice how to roll on the roof,
We had a dozen tea bags
of chamomile blown over by the wind,
Oh, man, - It was cold as fuck!
- You were a bad influence, - Terrible influence,
Now look at me, man,
I'm a bad kid, still,
You,,, Fuck, man, Seriously, yo,
Seriously, seriously, my word, dog,
This thing is fucked, man,
- Like, like done, done? - Yeah, man,
Hmm,
It's broken, J, man, Fuck,
How much these things cost?
Uh, like a couple Gs,
if you include the door and shit,
- For real? - Yeah, man,
Fuck!
Wanna go back inside?
Nah, yo, I don't go back inside,
I don't know no one here, man,
Are you kidding me? It'll be cool,
All right, Cool,
Ow! Fuck, man!
Everything okay in here?
What? Oh, it's,,, No, it's fine, It's just the tap, it's only,
it's only hot, It's not letting out cold water,
That's not right,
I know, it's annoying,
I'm Rachael,
I'm Bree, Nice to meet you,
And you as well,
How, how do you know Jordan?
I don't, We just,,, We just met,
Cool, - But, um,,,
I know a couple of his work friends and,,,
Yeah? - and whatever,
How about you? How do you know J?
He's my oldest friend,
but, uh, I don't even fuckin' know anyone at this party,
Where is he?
He's, uh, in the garage,
like, pretending to fix something, I think, Classic J,
Oh, is it?
He's like, he's very house-proud, so,,,
- That's cute, - Yeah, It is, yeah,
He'll be in a minute, I'm sure,
- Cool, - Is this your only stop tonight?
- You headed somewhere else? - Uh, I don't know,
I'll see, I guess the night's young,
I don't work tomorrow, so,,,
I fucking just,,,
Like, this drives me nuts, Like, I hate,,,
how this is designed, like it's not even broken,
It's just somebody wasn't fuckin' doing their job,
- Totally, - Sorry,,,
I don't mean to be an asshole,
- You're not! Fuck this faucet, - Right?
Fuck this faucet!
Feels good!
- Okay, Look, I believe in you,,, - Okay, well,,,
Be careful, it's hot,
Is it working?
Okay, cool, Team work,
- Okay, cool, - Listen,
I'll tell Jordan that, uh, that he's gotta come find you,
When I see him,
Tell him to fix this faucet,
I'm gonna tell him, - Yeah,
What ever happened to that doctor thing?
I don't think she was tryna fuck with the gas fitter, you know?
Nah, yo,
They swear they're all into that type of thing, yo,
Like it's all good, then they're like,,,
"Can you hang these paintings?"
I normally just fuck up their wall,
but they ain't tryna hear that,
Drills, dog, I'm tellin' you,
Sometimes you don't even need drills,
Sometimes you just need good old fuckin' man power though,
cause that's what I'm success,,, Ah, you see?
- Say, where,,, - Magic!
This is magic, man, I'm gonna get this motherfucker,
I told you, I told you that, right?
I'm gonna get this motherfucker, man,
Okay,
Yo, you been goin' out a lot, though?
What, like jammin'?
Nah, man, like dates,
Dates? - Yeah, like dates,
You using those apps?
I guess,
They're weird,
Yo, you think Grace is using them?
Why?
Ah, dog, my boy Philly said that he swear he seen her on there
- at some point, What? - Dog!
I don't wanna hear that shit!
Bro!
It's been pure time since you guys broke up, man,
- And? - You bought a crib, dog,
Yo, don't act like she hasn't moved on either, please, Please,
She's doin' all right, We still talk,
- You guys still fuckin' or what? - No!
No? - No!
Shorty Bree inside, that's the vibes, yo?
Yeah, I mean,,,
Think it could be a ting with Bree, you know?
Okay,
It just seems like a process,
I don't know, man, you pining,
- It's whatever, man, You make,,, - No, man,
It's just macho shit, B, Like, she's cool,
Hmm,
Like, what if I'm breakin' a possible relationship
by just tryna hit?
If you break it, you break it, man,
Who cares? I break a lot of shit, man,
I'm breakin' all the time, yo, It doesn't matter,
just don't make her choice for her,
Before you even know what she wants, yo,
All I'm sayin', dog, all she might want is some D
and then she might be out, bro, That's all, bro,
Damn!
Yeah, the question is; can you handle that?
- I don't know stuff, - You don't know stuff,
Well,,,
A, you're soft, B, you're so soft,
And C, it's been pure time
since you broke up with Grace, man,
Eight months? - Eight months is pure time, bro,
You know I like Grace, yo,
If I seen her on the street I say, "What up?"
but you gotta stop moving around like you been wifed up still,
- Still feels like it, man, - Oh, my God, dog!
You still sad?
- Alone, is more,,,
So you're still sad, man,
It's,,,
,,,it's more like this feelin' of not knowin', like,,,
like, how to move, you know?
Like, even when I was with Grace,
I still holler a ting just to see if I can,
Now?
I see a ting, I start stressing the fuck out, B,
I gotta be funny,
Gotta be smart,
Which I found out, I'm not that smart,
Like the whole thing just fucking throws me, man,
Um, dog, it's like that out there, man,
It's not easy, No one said it's gonna be easy,
Fuck, B,
- I know what it is, - We're old,
No, fuck outta here with that horseshit,
Tired of hearin' people say "Old shit",
We're not old, bro, Look at you, look at me,
We're old - No, we're not old, man!
Seriously, dog, Yo!
You know what it is?
Yo, it's because when you were with Grace,,,
and you came home and you had a nice place to come back to
and you had a shorty that was pretty all up in the bed
and you were set, man, that was it,
So, what, you think I made a mistake?
Nah, man, No, no, no, no,
I don't think you made a mistake, man,
I'm just sayin' I just don't know why,
that's all, you know?
Told you, man,,, She just wasn't right,
What do you mean "Wasn't right?"
She didn't have what I wanted her to have, I guess,
Yeah, well, I get that one, B,
Uh, Rachael put the same thing on me, man,
That's what it is, though,
You've got this house idea
and you thought you were gonna get the wife,,,
and now you don't got the wife,
but you got the house, which is, you know,
which is great 'cause we're drinkin' in it
and you've already fucked up the fucking,,,
,,,the garage door opener,
which is just crazy in itself,
You doin' it, man,
It's like, when I was with Grace,
I could be the messy one, like, or, or, the smart one,
or the busy one, you know?
Like, there was always this checkin' the self against her,
Yeah, I feel that, man,
Fuck!
And now it's just,,,
"Have you fucked up today,,, yet?"
- Already, bro, - I know,
- House-warmin', right? - Yeah, you wanna go inside?
- Not really, - Good,
'Cause I don't either, This,,,
Don't know anybody in there,
You the only motherfucker I know, so pass me the Philips
'cause I'm gonna fix this thing,
And you can keep talkin' 'cause I'm gonna listen,
I'm a multi-tasker like that, bro, that's what I do,
It's magic, you know?
It, it's like,,,
,,,I know, like, I'm not very different,
you know what I'm sayin'? Like, I'm, I'm the same J,
- same Jordan, Same guy,
- Yeah, - You know? Like,,,
- You the only man I know,,, - But,,,
,,,is gonna complain about a ting
that wants to smash right now,
It's not even a bother,
now I just feel like I'm too self-aware, you know?
Like,,,
I know what kind of girl I should, like,
Like, what kind of girl should like me, You know?
Fuck, Tell me, man,
What do you mean?
Tell me who I am and tell me who,,,
and tell me who you are,
Tell me who I am, - Nah, nah, nah, nah,
Why not?
I don't know, It's,,, bad form or whatever,
Nah, man, it's just us fam,
All right, I'm,,, half-way smart,
Observant,
I heard I'm good lookin',
Fuck outta here,
You asked, B,
- I'm co-dependent,,, - Hmm,
selfish, Judgy, Drink too much,
I'm a great dancer,
- You know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah, yeah,
And who do you think you still co-dependent with? Grace though?
Nah, My mom, You,
Probably goin' on, like ten years now,
You don't notice?
How can you be co-dependent
with someone you don't even see?
- Get outta here 'bout never see, - Oh, trust me, man,
Real shit, yo, I was surprised when I get invited, yo,
Honestly, I thought you had this place for a minute,
When I got the invite, man, I was, like, "Wow", yo,
Look around, None of 'em right here,
I sent e-vites, man,
Don't feed me talkin' 'bout e-vites, dog,
What the fuck is a "e-vite", yo?
- It's an imaginary invite, - It's an invitation
- to your email, - Don't,,,
,,,don't tease me with dat ting,
E,,, - I swear you talkin' about
undefined, yo,
You always been tryin' to do the same thing,
but in high school was just,
you know, it was just Jordan, yo,
Always down, dog,
You went to university, you know?
Mazz didn't see you no more
or Mazz wasn't linkin' anybody,
You didn't check Mazz, really,
And then you come back every once in a while,
and you had like a girl in town or somethin'
you bring 'em through,
have a couple drinks and you go south with the girl still, man,
I wasn't livin' in the city, B!
We never see you, man, You know?
You know one man I might be able to say
who got your little e-vite ting,
Got your e-vite, checked it out,
then scroll through his phone and text you back
to see where he could text you from
or the last time he text you,
You know what? Actually, I'm, I'm gonna tell you who it is,
Randell, yo, Randell out of all people, yo,
Then next man starts saying, "Yo, let me check my phone
last time J tried to holler at me, man,
I hit you a couple weeks ago, man,
Yeah, you, you hit me a couple of weeks ago
'bout your water heater, dog,
That's more than I link most people, B,
Yo, first it's me with the water heater,
next man lookin' at his phone
it's like a year and a half since you talked to him,
Next is two years,
Then Randell, Randell scrollin' though his phone
and say yo, trust me, Randell,
You know Randell,
Randell maybe you fuckin' high now, man,,,
,,,but you trippin' out,
But I seen it with my own eyes, man,
Four years,
Four years since you talked to Randell, man,
It's not like he linked me,
Yo, and I thought about that, man,
and then I said, like, "Don't get mad,"
But then I looked around, we're all here, man,
I'm still here,
No, man, you're not here, yo,
You stuck in your cool-guy bubble, yo,
What, yo?
Yeah, man, it's whatever,
You got your house, you got a girl, you know?
You got your tings, you got your job,
You know, you got everything set for you, man,
that's what you were about,
- That's who you are about, - Are you serious?
The mandem can't fault me for tryna do somethin'!
I had a wife, I had a fuckin' job,
I was biking to work, B,
Like, I, I was, I was tryna be grown,
Bro, like, we're friends,
You one of my closest friends, what the fuck, B?
Are we datin'?
Like, I gotta check in to let you know that shit still true?
It just is, it's just true,
Yeah, man, But,,, All my other friends do, man,
You know?
Yo, dog, You know me, man,
Fifteen years, bro, I'm not sayin',
I'm sayin' we miss you, man,
I'm sayin' come kick it, we're here, yo,
- We been here, yo, - Yeah,
Don't worry,
- I don't know, - No, no,
If you burning trees right now with your fuckin'
- khaki pants and ting, yo, - No, no, you know, I hear you,
You know? - I hear what you saying',
I just,,,
I guess I don't really link up that much 'cause I'm,,,
I'm not really out there like that anymore,
Like, since I,,,
Since I got the house I've just been,,,
in the house, and like before this it,,,
It just seemed like I was just tryin' to get here, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
How about all them people, man? How'd you meet all of them, yo?
It's just,,,
I don't know, You just meet people, you know?
It's,,,
- work,,, - 'Cause, yo,
there's pure people in there, It's, like, pure,
Yeah, I know, School, work, you know?
Yo, dog, man,
Who would have thought that we're be, you know, like,
some of 'em have got long tees and small hats, bro
- Walkin' around, like,,, - Do you want to go inside now?
Let's go inside,
But don't leave me with those people inside,
You'll survive,
Straight up, though, real talk?
- What? - I seen on Instagram though,,,
- I see Rachael's in town, man, - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right, yo, So, uh, is she coming through?
Yeah,
- All right, well,,, - You guys,,,
She said you guys were cool, You good? Is that true?
Yeah, we're good, man, Yeah, we're good, we're good,
All right,
When was the last time you spoke to her?
Sound like a couple years ago, still,
- Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Shit!
- I didn't know that, - Nah, we good, though,
- You sure? - Yeah, man,
We're good,
You want me to call her and see if she's,,,
No, You go do your thing,
Yo, let's go, Let's go,
We're good, man, trust me,
- Trust me, trust me, - All right,
- You sure? - Yeah, man,
I'll be back, sweetheart,
Hey, man, what's up?
- Yo, - How're you doin'?
- I'm so,,, - I've seen a really hot girl,
I want to get her a drink, So I need a glass,
Where's the glasses?
- On the party table, - Those are plastic cups,
Talkin' about like a real cup,
I don't live here dude,
I don't know where the glasses are,
Get off your high horse
and help me find out if he's got a salad bowl,
You still on about the salad bowl thing?
Well, it's my gift! I'm not,
I'm not gonna buy him a salad bowl if,,,
She wants a drink, I need a glass,
- Where are they? - I don't know, dude!
He's got beets, so you know he loves salad,
- This is, uh,,, - That looks like a relish,
- Is this what relish is? - Yeah,
Man, can we find glasses, man, I need to find glasses,
I just think if no one, like, if no one's bought him it,
then I don't think he has one,,, - Salad bowl!
- That works, right? - This is a mixing bowl,
What's the difference between salad and mixing bowls?
It's got a more narrow mouth, You need a wider mouth
or else the leaves aren't going to be able to breathe,
Wider,,, Okay, Sure, Fine,
It's salad, it's not a joke,
Hey! I'm not,,, Okay,
Are these glasses?
No, but I honestly think that if,
as long as no one else, like, brought him it as a gift,
I think he's gonna love it, dude,
Oh, I can get him cups!
- You can get him cups! - There you go!
- You get him cups, - Done,
I get him a salad bowl,,,
You work with the guy, I give them to you,
- you take them to work, - I'll bring them to work,
- Done - He bikes to work, though,
How am I gonna get it to him?
Shit! Okay, Uh,,,
That's not our fault,
- I mean, it's not, - That's his choice,
- It's his choice, - That's his own choice,
Kind of funny,,,
Picturing him with a fuckin' salad bowl tryna,,,
- And glasses biking home, - That's as worth it,
- That's worth it to me,
- All right, - I think I'm gonna
- make it a studio, but,,, - Oh, my God!
- ,,,for now it's just a garage, - Holy shit, Jordan!
- Yeah! - Wow!
Wow!
It's nuts,
What do you mean "nuts", though? You mean like it's a bad thing?
No, not bad, It's like,,, A decent decision,
Yeah,,, You don't want a house?
- I do,,, One day, - Me too,
And, now I have it,
You do!
Already, eh?
- Yeah,,, - Nick mentioned it inside,
How was that?
Oh, seeing him?
- Yeah, - Uh, it was okay,
- It was,,, a little weird, - Yeah,,,
It was a little weird, - He looks good, right?
Yeah, he looks good,
- You tryna hit? - No, I'm not tryna hit,
No! - I didn't know it'd been so long
since you guys had spoken, though,
Has it been,,, long? I don't think it's been long,
What,,, How long did he say it was?
- Two years, What it,,, - Two years?
- It hasn't been two years? - That's so fucked up!
I fucking hate that, hate that so much!
'Cause it's a blatant lie, It's been a month,
- Two months, tops, - Seriously?
It has, - That's fuckin' weird,
- You want a beer? - No, I'm good, thanks,
- What is this thing? - You drivin'?
No, I'm not driving,
But you're driving a fucking motorcycle,
Don't worry about that!
- What's this? - I was reading something,
What are you? A fucking dad in midlife crisis?
Jesus!
Where'd you come off with that?
Do you have to search through everything?
- I'm very curious, - Look, that's not the point,
Okay, - Why aren't you drinking?
- I'm just not drinking, - You pregnant?
No! Fuck, no! I hope not, I'm just like, I'm,,, not,
God, But why?
Well,,,
'Cause when I got back to the city
I was drinking a lot and I was going out with those girls
that you don't like
- and, uh,,, - True,
And then I just took a month off to get right,
I needed to see if I could do it and I could do it,
which was so crazy,
And it was,,, Yeah, it was amazing,
It was, like, I was suddenly getting all this shit done,
And not just work,
I was getting, like, fun shit done,
I was doin' fun shit again,
I went to a fuckin' matinee on a Saturday,
Like, you lose half of your weekend to hangovers,
- you get that, right? - Naturally,
So, Saturday and Sunday are part of my life now,
- And it's really nice, Yeah! - Yeah?
- That's crazy, - It is crazy!
Like, not even on occasions?
No, I can't remember the last time I've had
more than two drinks,
Nah!
I swear I've been drinkin' with you a bunch
- in the last two months, - You really haven't,
'Cause I'll stop at two drinks
and then I switch to soda water and no one notices,
Word! - Mmm-hmm,
That sounds good, - It's very good,
You should try it,
- Yeah,,, - What?
I don't know if I could,
You could totally do it,,, You could,
Here's the thought that really helped me,
- Okay, - I realized that drinking
was just, like, this punctuation
for everything that happened in my life, So, it was like,,,
Great thing happens, Exclamation mark,
Drink, Um,,,
Um, big life decision, Question mark, Drink?
Long day over, Period, Drink,
Ahh, like,,, I got time between now and my next thing, Drink,
- Yeah, Yeah, - Okay,
Um, uh, my life's changing, Drink,
- My life's changing, Drink, - Exactly,
- I bought a house! - You did buy a house,
Hmm, - Yeah!
It's a very nice house,
- Thank you, - You're welcome,
You talk to Grace?
Uh, yeah, She's fine, - That's good,
Think she's like, surprised you bought the house,
She might be a little mad about it,
She can be mad,
No, you don't want a mad ex, You want a happy ex, trust me,
You really do, 'Cause it's like,,,
All those years of, like, fucking bullshit,,,
I just want it to mean something, right?
Maybe it's a bit selfish, but, like, I wanna leave my mark
and know that, uh,,,
they're not gonna forget about you, you know?
I don't know,
You surprised?
I was not surprised, You talked about it for so long,
Like,,, I don't believe in soulmates and all that,
so I, I didn't think you were that, but I,,,
I just didn't think you'd actually go through with it,
And,,,
not that much has changed since,
Yeah, that's it, you know?
Like, I keep expecting, like this shift,
Like, within me,
And, like, nothing's happened,
Like,,,
like, I don't know if that's a reflection of me
or the relationship, but,,,
Like, I wanna think that I'm this
different guy than when we met,
But there's no proof of that,
Except you buying this house,,,
Yeah,,,
Uh,,, oh, my God!
How doesn't he have cups?
She's waiting,,,
Chill the fuck out, He's got cups,
Just 'cause you don't like the cups
doesn't mean he doesn't have cups
I mean, what's the point? Am I goin' crazy?
Like, how do you host a party without cups?
Without a variety of cups for your guests?
Do you hear yourself?
Are people drinkin' out of their palms?
They're drinkin' out of the red cups,
Dude, the red cup screams "roofie-colada,"
I wanna give her a clear glass and so I'm approachable,
It screams "roofie-colada" if you give it to her
with those eyes, dude, Calm down,
He's got cups! He's got cups, you just don't like them,
That's not his fault,
Do you think he's hosting many parties?
What else would he have hosted?
You don't think this is a party?
I think he's more used to the barbeque thing,
- To be honest, - In what?
Barbeques
Why'd he have hosted more barbeques?
Oh, you think I,,,?
No, I just meant 'cause he had, he's got a big back deck,
It's, like, sort of conducive to barbeques,
There's cups right here,
Shit! - There's a shitload,
Mad cups!
Thank you,
Oh, she's gonna love this! Look at this! See?
That, that says "I'm a nice guy, I have a job,"
I feel like this, I feel like this screams "me",
I just, I don't seek out dates,
I don't think that that's something I that want right now,
I know that's not something I want right now,
Commitment?
- Obligation, - Right,
But I have, like, my roster dudes
and they'll, like, go out and have fun when I want to
and I can get mine when I need to,
So,,,
That sounds great, - It is great,
It's great,,, Yeah,
How you dealin' with it?
- Not well, Just lost, Naked,
Pitch black, Lost, - Good,
- Great time for a party, - Right?
Like, I thought I was ready, you know?
- Uh-huh, - That I've been layin'
an emotional track for the last year,
I even tried to cultivate a few tings
- for when it happened, - What happened to 'em?
They all fell in love with other people,
- It happens, - Yeah, To me,
Not just to you, It happens to everybody,
That shit happens,
You're not special, I know that hurts, but,,,
- Thank you, - I know it's hard to hear,
But the minute you fuckin' realize that
you'll realize it's probably not gonna work out, most things end,
so just fucking do it anyways,
Have you fucked anyone?
- Nope, - Why not?
I don't know, - How long's it been?
- I don't know, Like, six months, - Everybody knows,
Ooh, come on! Why six months? What about the girl inside?
- Who? Bree? - I guess,
We got like,,, heavy flirtin' goin' on,
Okay, so you're foolin' around? No,
Why do that? Why enjoy your life?
- No, it's just,,, - What?
I don't know, I,,,
she's so pretty,
What the fuck does that mean?
I mean,,, Look,,,
Grace was pretty and,,,
Oh, that's so, I'm so sorry for you,
Why don't you fuck someone that you actually like?
Would, would that be awful? Is that so scary?
To, like, yeah! Like, you like a pretty girl,
And she wants to, to be with you,
That's such fucking bullshit!
I just can't imagine,,,
actually having to convince somebody
- to have sex with me, again,
- Like, all over again, - I don't know,,,
- I think, I,,, What? - I,,,
I had such a good run,
Yeah, you had a good run
and now you're an eligible bachelor,
with a house, so just fuck someone, Anyone,
It doesn't matter who it is,
You're edging yourself,
- What do you mean? - Okay,
You know when you're, like, fucking or,
or you're jerking off, or whatever,
and you're about to come, so you do those Kegel exercises
to, like, stop yourself from coming, yes?
And then you sweat a little, you do it all over again
and you're, like, at the edge of coming,
you're at the fuckin' windowsill of coming,,,
- Ohh, - Right?
How am I explaining this to you?
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Edging, Edging,
The suicide metaphor is telling,
Suicide? You said suicide,
You could be, like, I don't know,
escaping the hazard of a lover on vacation,
- Oh, yeah, That's true, - Right?
Yeah, that's your life,
I think I'm scared,
Of course, you're scared, You should be scared,
It's a little scary,
I've had one person's pubic hairs in my mouth
- for the last seven years, - Right,
Like one back that likes to be rubbed a certain way,
One level of ticklish that wasn't able to be crossed
but was able to be reached,
Yeah,,, Fuck!
It's totally fair,
It is, And that's real life, J,
But, you're a catch,
so why not just have sex with a girl
who wants to have sex with you?
Have you seen the bed in my room?
Yeah,,,
It's the same bed me and Grace had,
I swear I can' even sleep in the middle of it, It's huge!
It's an expensive bed!
- Okay, - I shouldn't get rid of it,
but I take up like a sixth of the thing,
The rest of it just taunts me,
Oh, my God!
- You have to stop with this,
You have to stop!
Did you rehearse that in your sleep?
You're being a fuckin' pussy,
- You really are, - What the fuck?
What do you mean, "What the fuck"?
I'm your oldest friend! If I can't say this to you,
then no one can, You're being a fucking pussy,
You chose to leave your girlfriend of many years,
so why don't you fucking sit
in that choice for a second, okay?
Sit in how uncomfortable that is and try and do something
- and get over it, - I have!
You haven't done a fucking thing!
You haven't, and I know you want me to be empathetic,
and I really am, and I love you,
but you just sit there tryna rationalize this choice,
And you try to rationalize
if you should get in touch with her or not,
which, oh, my God, she told me that you're, like,,,
That you contacted her and asked
if you should stay on the family plan together,
- It's cheaper! - It's so fuckin' dumb
and it's an excuse to say,
to stay sitting in this other thing
instead of just moving forward,
You have to stop that shit, You do,,,
So, set me up with some of your friends,
I do that!
And you fuckin' dance with them and then you go home alone,
- Oh,,, - It's a really sad image,
- Yeah,,, - You know Sharon was down?
The lawyer ting?
Yes, the lawyer,
I liked her,
Right, You should've kissed her,
- That's a move, - Really?
- Sure, - That's not like,,, threatening?
Do you think you're threatening?
I mean, no, Not at all, but, like,,,
I read all this stuff about how guys can be so threatening,
I guess that's not,,, uh, untrue, but,
like, getting introduced by your friend,
dilutes the danger
and dancing for two hours dilutes that, as well, so,,,
- Another question, All right, - Okay,
You know, I'm gonna get a drink,
- So,,, Okay! - Okay,
- It's my one, - Yeah?
- That's fine, - Okay,
All right, So,,, You walkin' down the street, all right?
Sure, Yeah,
You see a guy walkin' 'long the street,,,
Well dressed,,,
- mildly good looking, - Okay,
- All right, Me, - It's you,
- It's me, but you don't know me, - I got it,
Right?
Stops walkin' in the opposite direction and says, "Hey!"
"Why don't we have a drink? You and me?"
What? Why the fuck is he yelling,
is my first thought,
You're using a lot of this,
I think you can do more with less,
First of all, what time of day is it?
- Like, the scene that you're,,, - Evening,
Oh, evening's tricky, Are you, uh,
like, are you each walking on your own, are you alone?
What, like single?
No, not single, I don't know how you get to single,
Are you with friends? Is she alone?
- Yes, Yes, - Like, concerned about, like,
a man approaching her? Okay, so,,, Maybe try "Hello,"
Hello is less aggressive, "Hello," Let her respond,
- Yeah, that's smart, - Give her the option,
Then once she makes the choice to respond,
second through a thousand, don't be a fucking jackass,
you know, like,,,
I'm going somewhere when I'm going somewhere, right?
So, I can't, like, have a drink that second,
but I might want to in the future,
So, more like a "Hey, Sorry, Hello,"
Yes,
"Would you like to have a drink with me at some point?"
Or, this: "Hello, Here's my number,,,
Please get in touch with me
if you'd like to have dinner sometime,"
Ooh,
- That's a good one, Yeah, I know,
- I know, Sometimes I'm right, - Yeah,
You may have a point there,
I'm so jealous you can have just one beer,
I choose to have the one beer,
God, it really takes me back,
To what? Like, six months ago?
I can be nostalgic for six months ago,
- Trust me,,,
Yo,
Listen, I'm payin' for my food the other day,
at the Wholefoods in Yorkville,
I look up the escalator, who do I see?
- Who? - Natalie-Dal-fucking-zaro, okay?
- Fuck off! - From grade eight,
The thing that I had a ting for?
Yeah? - Listen,
She's at the top of the escalator, I'm right,
I'm right at the bottom where she'd come down, Right?
Rach, I felt like I was 13-years-old again,
- Uh, instantly, Yeah, - Okay?
I look up,,,
Natalie-fuckin'-Dalzaro is wearing Tim's,
Wow, - Tim's, Rach!
Twenty-eight-year-old Natalie Dalzaro
still wears Tim's,
- It was fucking beautiful, - What happened with her?
I don't remember what happened with her,
Yeah, Erica Chung told her that I was a bad kisser
- at some sleepover or some shit, - Right!
Oh, fuck Erica Chung,
Wait, Did you say anything to her, at Wholefoods?
- Of course not! - Did you have like a,,,
It's Natalie Dalzaro!
Just like imagine she's gonna go on to marry some other dude
and raise mixed babies
with,,, a man who's not a fuckin' pussy,
Yeah, Probably,
- Mine was Cristobal Tubong,
His hair was so spiky, remember?
Yo! You had such a run on those guys,
- What kind of guys? Filipino? - No!
- No? What kind of guys? - No,
Spiky-haired beat boys,
His clothes were always, like, six sizes too big,
I found it so endearing,
You're right, I guess it was the style, Anyways,,,
Oh, man, Chris!
I think he has a kid now,
- Yeah? How's that feel?
It's 'cause I stalked him on Facebook the other day
I saw he was with a child and I thought, "Is she eight?"
They had this fucking kid while we knew him, Anyways,,,
Good for him,
I don't want a kid,
You're a shitty host,
- Why? - What's going on inside?
Who are those people?
I don't know,,,
- People, Friends, Colleagues, - Mm-hmm,
Colleagues, Oh, my God! You said "colleagues",
What? - I'm not your friend now,
- I like my colleagues, - Do you?
Don't call them colleagues, it's gross,
Good point,
You know who's in there's too, is Nick?
- Not a colleague,
Probably doesn't wanna hang with the colleagues,
- I'm sure he's havin' a blast, - Shall we save him?
- Yeah, maybe, - Let's go,
You know what? You should let me reupholster this couch,
Do you know how to do that?
No, I don't, but I feel like it could be
a very cool thing at a party to say,
I feel like, people are like, "What do you do?" And I'm, like,
"Oh, I reupholster couches once in a while,
Yeah, No one's gonna hire a bad reupholsterer,
Oh, my God! Who said I'd be bad?
- There are upholsterers,,, - I could be great at it!
I'm gonna invest in some business cards
and put it on there,
Check it out, Right? - Wow!
Where did you get that?
It was downstairs,
Found it, You having a good time?
Honestly, man?
- I'm not,,, - Just shut up, Get up,
- Get up, - Okay, here you go,
Are you good?
I'm great, Shal we, uh,,, Shall we ask Jordan?
No,,,
Um,,, I just don't wanna,,,
As it's his new house,
It's only, like, disrespect,,, If it's gonna be a thing,
- You know? - Honestly,
I would want this for my friends in my house,
- Don't have to feel bad, - I know what you're saying'
It's all good,
- OK, - It's cool,
Honestly, man,,,
It's just nice to do some blow
with your buddies at your friend's house,
- Yeah, Right? - I feel safe,
I feel fuckin' safe,
I always feel like I'm a fuckin' criminal
when I'm, like, a bathroom stall on occasion,,,
Yeah,
Like a fuckin' Russian circus band,
- Ooh, - Yeah, There you go,
Always hiding in little dark bathrooms and, you know,,,
Who wants to do that?
I just pull the flush and sniff, man,
I don't want anybody knowin',
You cover it up? - Hmm-mmm, You don't?
No, dude, I try to let 'em know,
Really? - When you see the bathroom guy,
like, I give him a little, a little wink,
- and a little,,,
That's what he's there for,
That's what he's getting paid for, It's to take care of us,
Right,
I'm gonna give him his two dollars,
I'm gonna take his cologne,
everything's gonna be fine, He knows that shit,
I just think that thing about, like civility,
the whole world would just,,,
I feel like descend into chaos if everyone was just doin' blow,
Not even everywhere,
I don't think it's everywhere,
I think of it as, like, bathrooms on Kings St,
Right, - If that was the safe place,
- I think we're good, - But then everybody'd just
be, like, high all the time,
Is that the world you wanna live in?
- Maybe, Maybe, - Maybe?
But I think honest,,, like, is civility, like,
as being like a good citizen, the only thing
that's stoppin' everybody being high all the time?
Fuck no!
- Think about it, - Maybe, Yeah,
It's fuckin' standards,
You know what it is? It's that nighttime,
I just prefer to be high,
I don't think that counts,
And, honestly, in general,
I probably prefer not to be sober,
If I had a choice, only sick I would choose to be sober,
Exactly,
- Woo! - Oh yeah, I know exactly,
And, like, I know this is classic us
and always talkin' about this shit, but, it's not a problem
'cause we're high-functionin',
Yeah, I don't have a problem,
- Where do you work? - I work in a bank,
Do you know where I work?
- You work at a bank, - The fuckin' bank,
Where the money is, - We work the money,
We work the money,
So, this is it,
I know, I know, I'm gonna stop doin' blow, man,
I'm gonna stop it, too,
I'm not gonna be doin' it in my thirties,
No, that's for, like, that's adult shit,
I get it, - There's a big difference,,,
Oh, oh, shit! One second,
Hey!
Hello, What's up?
Fuck, I didn't know anyone in there,
Yeah, me neither, That makes the two of us,
Yeah, you know what? I fuckin',
I feel like I almost got this thing,,,
Yeah, what,,, Yeah,,,
You know, he was tryna clean it,
While it was on?
Yeah, while it was on,
- He's such a wreck! - Yeah!
Nah, no, He's okay, It'll be good,
I hope so,,,
Trust me, he's all right,
You know they say it takes, like,
half the time you were in a relationship to get over it?
So, he has, like, three years of really,,,
workin' through it,
Yeah, yeah, Well, that would give us what?
Like, four years without having gotten over it?"
That's about right, yeah,
Sounds about right,
Still not drinkin', huh?
I had a beer, I had a beer,
Oh, shit, you being crazy tonight,
Yes,
Yeah, wow! Wow! - It's fucking wild,
Yo, you know, Jordan's gonna be fine,
You know how, how'd you handle being single?
- After you? - No, No, no, not after me,
After the other guy,
I didn't really handle it,
Right?
But you know that, I like,,,
left the city that we fucking lived in together,
packed it in, I gave him,,,
the friends and I gave him the dog and,,,
You know, the dog stuff always kills me,
- It's too bad, - Me too,
Yeah, I don't even know if it was, like,
as bad as I thought it was then,
Like, it was bad, my ego was bruised
'cause he's the one who did it,
but I knew it would end, like most things end,
They end,
And they end badly, usually,
- Wow! - I just,,,
- That's true, right? - Super sad,
- I think that's true, - What?
I,,, No, what I mean is, like, I was just resigned to the path,
- Like, I was,,, You know? - Wha,,, the path? What path?
There's a path? I was unaware of a path, but,,,
Like,,,
Yeah, Like, house, kids, marriage, divorce,
the whole fuckin' thing, Like my folks and,,,
The clencher is when I didn't feel young with him,
You know? And that's nuts, 'cause I'm fucking young,
You are young, yeah, - I'm young, I'm young,
- You are, You are young, yeah, - You and Jordan are old,
- No, no, no, no, no, - You're old!
- No, don't do that, - I'm very young,
- I'm a spring chicken, - Fuck me, that shit scares me,
Yeah, you're a spring chicken, I'm a spring chicken too!
Why can't I be a spring chicken?
No, that shit scares me 'cause then I see signs
and I look in the mirror and I'm like, "No, I'm, I'm for real,"
Like what signs? What signs are you seeing?
Under the eyes and shit, And then, like, you know, like,
look, like my hair,,,
- What am I checking? - Look at it,
- It's sort of thinning, right? - Gray hairs,
No, no gray hair, They're gray hairs too?
- No, no, no, no, No, - What the fuck?
- It's so, like, dark and,,, - Luscious,
- Say it? - That's what I was gonna say,
Okay, good, See, nothing, right?
- Um,,, - What? What? What?
Why you staying so long up there?
- You're just thinning a bit, - No! Seriously?
You're totally thinning, but it's okay,
They have things that can help that,
Yeah, yeah, they have, like, creams and shit,
Creams? For your head? - I see,,,
- Fuck is that? - It's fine,
- The situation is so fucked up,
- Like high school flashbacks,
I love watching you do it,
Like, I feel like you do it
And I've always thought that,
I feel like I'm gettin' high watching you do it,
I know, right? You're a pro, like, you got this, like,
weird, like, the way you, like, tap your,,,
Oh, this side? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I have to plug my nose like I'm going' swimmin',
Uh,,, okay,
Buckle up!
Ooh, my, All right, you good?
- Yeah, - Okay,
- Uh,,, - Let's get outta here,
You wanna get like, outta here, outta here?
I don't know, dude, I feel like,
I feel like if we go downstairs
and people are movin', and people are dancin'
- I might want,,, - All right,
I might wanna do a little dancin',
I could figure out a dance too,
Okay, all right, Uh,,, Ooh,
- What do we do with this? - Save it for later,
We'll be back here, - For others, For others,
Have you been seein' anyone?
Wow! - What does that mean?
I think that's a completely reasonable question
- to ask somebody that you,,, - No, no, I haven't,
No, I haven't, I haven't been seein' anybody,
I was, you know I've been, I've been too busy,
- You've been too busy? - Yeah, I've been busy,
You don't meet people?
No, I meet people,
I meet 'em when they need their pipes fixed, Rach,
Or their garage door openers fixed,
or their furnaces fixed, or their refrigerators fixed,
- All right, - Yeah,
I think it's a shame, You'd make a good boyfriend now,
Thank you,
You're welcome,
Not then, though?
Uh,,,
Well, we were kids when we were together,
You know, you were like, you wouldn't even go down on me,,,
You were a young,
mildly selfish kid, and that's cool,,,
Yeah,,, No,,, Yeah, you're right,
- It's,,, That sounds fair,
it's,,, I don't,,,
I don't know about all this gettin' to meet somebody
and, like, takin' all this time to get to know about 'em,
All these questions Jordan keeps asking me
about the girl inside, and how nervous he is,
I don't, you know,
I don't have time for all that, you know?
I just,,, if someone comes along,,,
And, you know, if it's good, it's good
and I'm fine with that,,, That's what I do,
That's good, it's good,
Like, you are, like,
a rotation that you cycle through,
Like a healthy list of,,,
- Of babes, That's cool! - Of babes?
I think that's great,
- I, I'm serious, - Yeah,
I think that's great, I do,,, - Yeah, Yeah,
It's not like that, but yeah, sure,
I just, I was worried about you for a second,
I think that that's,,,
good that you're getting out there
and you're, you know?
You were worried, huh?
Yeah, I think you had a hard time
when we broke up and I get that
- and,,, - So, I okay,
so I was the only one,
you know? I was the only one that had a hard time
from breaking up, huh? That, that's what it's about?
- I don't,,, - I was hurt too,
- I'm not,,, - Yeah, no, no, I get it,
but you,,, I know,
I know now why you and Jordan are so close
because it's always,,,
You know, it's always gonna be, "Is Nick gonna be okay?" Right?
That's what it, that's what it's always been, Yeah, yo!
It sucks to have your heart broke,
but Rach, that was eight years ago,
I'm all right, now, Look at me, I'm good, you know?
Hey, you two always been actin' like you the only two growin' up
and strugglin' with it, We're all strugglin', Rach,
Everybody's strugglin',
The garage door's strugglin',
I get it, That's not what I meant,
That's not what I meant, I,,,
I just feel like being busy is, is your defense mechanism,
You know? Like, I,,
I feel like you went to college to, like, ignore my calls,
Can we just fast forward to being friends? And,,,
We don't actually talk about anything, like,,,
Like, I totally get why you said to Jordan
that it'd been a couple years since we spoke,
like, 'cause that's not actually true,
but, but it's, it's been that long
since we've had a fuckin real conversation
since, you know, since it wasn't bullshit small talk,
And I am curious about who you are now,
I'm the same dude, Rach, I'm just a little bit older,
And smarter too,
Don't you wonder about me?
Yeah, I wonder about you,
Good,
Wonder like, how? Like, wonder how, though?
No, I, I,,, I don't know how,
I don't know what I mean, I just,,,
I think we have these bullshit conversations
all the time,
Like, "How's your family doin'?"
'Cause that's safe and it's a point of reference,
but it's, like, it's never in person,
it's always on the phone, and, and,,,
I just feel like you are the same
- but you have this,,, Gift,
,,,understanding of self now that's different and it's nice,
I think it's nice,
Oh, balding? The balding?
It gives you, like, you know,,,
,,,some life experience,
- Where do you come from?
- Okay, - What?
- What? What are you doin'? - Argh!
Why would you do that? - No!
I don't get that, - I said I wasn't gonna do that!
I don't get that, Said it to who?
Myself,
- What are you doing? - 'Cause I,,,
'Cause we're in Jordan's garage!
So, what? It was never a problem in Jordan's parent's garage,
Yeah, but it's Jordan's garage, This is stupid, It's crazy,
It's fucking stupid,
Oh, God!
I always thought you'd be the first one to buy a house,
Yeah, me too,
Yo, you know,,,
that whole university thing, for me,
that wasn't me, that was Jordan, you know?
That was his life,
And you, you did what you wanted to do, right?
I was always proud of you for doin' that,
You always did what you wanted to do,
I liked that, And I was good at the gas fitting thing,
You know?
That's great,
- It's great,
I was good with the job, you know?
- That pays, That pays, yo, - Eventually it pays,
I was apprenticing, and I was doin' my thing,
It just made sense, you know, that I was at the house,
The wife with the kids,
The wife, the house, the kids,
whatever way you wanted to put it, you know?
Like, I was, I was ready for it, You know?
That's very sweet,
Yeah,
It is,
Yeah, you know, but I guess,,,
I guess I never went lookin' for it, you know?
I guess,,,
or maybe, I don't know, maybe she didn't come find me,
Whoever "she" is,
You know me,
I was supposed to be on my second kid by now,
,,,that's what we all said,
I thought that,
I thought that you would be,,,
But it's okay,
It can still happen now,
Yeah, - There's still time,
There is still time,
- You're not that old, - I'm not old,
♪ I got myself Into a little bit of trouble ♪
♪ Put my fingers Right into the flame ♪
♪ And now I'm burning ♪
♪ Never thought I'd lose my faith ♪
♪ And fall so far from heaven ♪
♪ And now I'm drivin' Like the devil on the run ♪
♪ Wind in my hair Hand on my gun ♪
♪ I can hear the sirens Here they come ♪
♪ Heart beatin' Like bangin' drums ♪
♪ But now I'm drivin' Like the devil on the run ♪
♪ Wind in my hair Hand on my gun ♪
♪ I can hear the sirens Here they come ♪
♪ Heart beatin' Like bangin' drums ♪
♪ But now I'm drivin',,, ♪
- Okay,
Ah!
Guess we should go inside now,
After you,
I need a drink first,
Uh,,,
Mademoiselle,
Thank you, - It's French for,,
Woman - For woman,
Good work!
That's good work, Good work,
Good work, We should do this again sometime, yes!
Yo! Dude!
Where the fuck have you been, man?
- Hey! - What's up, man? How you doin'?
Yo,
This is a dope party, dude,
- Thanks, - Havin' a fuckin' blast,
- Thanks, man,
This is, you own this?
- Yeah! My place, - This is you,
- You own the house, - Yeah,
Do you, uh,,, You catch a little bit of the show?
You'll,,, some,,,
Yeah, no, I saw that, man, That was, that was amazin',
It was nothin', you know? I was just, like,
I was just foolin' around, I just wanted you to see it,
- And I thought that if,,, - Oh,
If you thought it was cool
and, like, 'cause else it's all good,
- Yeah, Thanks for that, - You know what I mean?
It's cool to hang with you outside of work, man,
- Like,,, It's good to see you, - Yeah, this is,
- This is cool, right? - It's cool, it's cool,
Listen, do you have a salad bowl?
Yeah,
Are you talkin' about that white one?
That's, yeah, that's my salad bowl,
Technically, it's not a salad bowl,
it's like a mixing bowl,
Uh, understand, like, a real salad bowl,
- it's got like a wide mouth,,, - What's the difference?
It lets the air, it lets the leaves breathe,
I was thinkin' maybe if you needed one, I could,,,
- Guys! Hey, man, - Yo! Yo, Look!
- Jordan! - Hey, man!
Hey! Uh, congrats,,, On the house!
He thought that his mixing bowl
was a fuckin' salad bowl, too,
- That's crazy, right? I did too, - Way different thing, man,
Yeah, they're completely different things, man,
- It's a whole different thing, - I was, like,
here's a salad bowl, he's like, "That's a mixing bowl,"
One of them is just like, if you wanna be an adult,,,
You should, you should come get you one
'cause it's, it's, it's like a wood-thing, man,
It's a salad bowl, Like,,,
Yeah, but it's like a wood salad bowl,
- Yeah, totally different things, - Mixing bowls,
salad bowls, totally different things,
Totally different things, man,
- It's a bowl, - It's, it's not a bowl,
It's a salad bowl,
I'm coming 'round to it too,
I know it's 'cause,,,
I don't want a salad,,,
I don't need a fucking salad bowl!
Okay, - No one needs a salad bowl,
I think, I think you hit the salad bowl thing
- a little too hard, - I think I was pushin' it,
Hey!
Hey, Hi,
You alright?
You did this?
It's mine to clean,
I'm okay, I just,,,
Just needed to get out the party,
I don't think I've seen you since the beginning,
Yeah,,, Um, sorry,
Uh, well, I don't think there's, um,
too many people left,
Uh, it's,,, just some old friends, you know? I,,,
Have I really been out here that long?
Hmm? I don't know,
You want a drink?
No, I'm good,
So, um,,,
I'm gonna go,
But, um,,,
Congrats on your house,
Thanks,
Bye,
- I fixed your faucet, - What?
Yeah,
Okay,
You invited me to your house-warming party
after one date,
And I thought that was really cool, I liked it,
This guy with a house is in to me and,,,
He invites me over, so I'm gonna,,,
Put on something nice and pass through and see what,,,
But he's about and you've literally
been in your garage since I've gotten here,
Sorry,
Are you even into me?
I guess,,,
Okay,
That's very flattering,
We been out a couple of times,
not like we really know each other,
No, we don't know each other at all,
So, I don't know, Maybe one day,,,
One day, what?
Are you attracted to me?
Sure, - Sure, Okay, That's great,
I don't know if I have the energy for games, Bree,
Oh, I'm sorry if I'm not just grunting,
Yes! You're very remarkably attractive,
- Thank you, - Okay?
You're welcome,
- You're very good lookin' Thanks,
And do you want to marry me?
Honestly, I don't know what I'm lookin' for right now,
No, you don't want to marry me,
I can tell you that much, right now,
Like, you don't, And I don't,
There, It's out the window,
I don't even want to be your girlfriend, Jordan,
Okay,
so can you stop being weird?
Like, you're into me,
And I'm kinda into you and we can go out on dates,
And we can fuck,
And it wouldn't be weird, Not for me,
That sounds great,
Yeah, it would be,
Is that your point?
That I'm missin' out on somethin'? 'Cause I know,
So, then?
I just don't know if I could,
Like, physically?
No! That's fine, I just mean,,,
I don't know what it would bring out in me and,,,
You shouldn't have to deal with that,
I'm not even sure I'm ready to deal with that,
What? What am I missing?
I'm sorry, I,,,
I've just got out of a,,,
,,,long relationship, I should have told you sooner,
That's fine,
How recently?
Like, eight months,
That's almost a year,
It's not a year, it's,,, two-thirds of a year,
Technically,
And you haven't slept with anyone else,
No, I haven't,
- And you're embarrassed, - Yes!
- I fucking guess so, - Hey! Look, I'm so,,,
Hey, I'm sorry, I was just,,, that was me being curious,
I'm sorry,
Why are you embarrassed?
I,,, I don't know, I guess, 'cause I could've and I haven't,
I could be fuckin' all the time and I don't,
- It's not the same, - Yes, it's exactly the same,
It brings up weird feelings for people,
Like,,,
You know, maybe I wanna do this again
with the same person, tomorrow,
But,,,
You're not gonna know unless you do it,
you consider it or you start to process it, right?
You think you're getting back together with your ex?
No,
Does she think that you think you will?
No,
So, then, you're gonna have to start the process,
I know I'm giving you tons of great advice here,
and I don't mean to,,, undercut all of our work and,,,
I definitely don't mean to rub this in, but,,,
I'm a good catch,
And you can still not fuck this up,
So,,,
Let's call it there for now
and maybe back-pocket the rest for later,
- That's completely fair,
So, what is the deal with this house?
What do you mean?
I mean, like, why is this your last day in a house
outside of downtown, with a backyard and garage?
- It's a good investment,
Sorry, you're resigned to that?
Just 'cause I'm struggling a bit,
It's what I was ready to do,
Right, Yeah, no, Looks like you,
I swear, I was killin' this up until a couple of nights ago,
Sweep this, tighten that, oh, the fuse blew?
Then I'll go to the fuse box and change it,
I had this shit down!
Okay,
Then I came in here to straighten up some shit,
And I said, "Let me try and open the garage door,"
It went fine,
Then I heard this little click-clack,
So I got up there to try and fix it,,,
What, it's stuck?
Yeah, like super-stuck,
And I tried to ignore it
for a couple days but then, like,
within 15 minutes of everyone getting here, I was like,,,
Anybody that's here
is gonna know that this guy's garage door can't open,
Huh? What? What are you even talkin' about?
Do you have a car?
No,,, But,,,
So, then, who the fuck cares
if your garage door doesn't open?
Garage doors should open!
But yours doesn't, - Exactly!
Okay, Um,,,
Is this you just being nuts?
Yeah, Um, obviously,
Can I just be nuts?
I don't know, um, yeah, of course, you can,
I, I guess,,,
Wait, You gotta understand that it doesn't,,, really matter,
Unless you can't get over it, But, even still, like,
there's a lot worse shit
goin' on than your garage door not opening,
Like what?
Everything, Are you fucking serious?
I wanna like you
but you're literally doin' everything wrong,
I was joking,
I know! But, Jesus, like,,,
You know, the last time I was in a relationship,
the guy broke up with me and didn't even say why,
That was awful,
I was single
after putting in all this life-work
with a guy that I thought was gonna be
the father of my children,
And I loved him,
And I probably still love him,
And now he's getting married,
And I know that at some point,,,
I'm not gonna love him because I'm gonna love somebody else,
and I'm not sayin' it's gonna be you, trust me,
I am not sayin' it's gonna be you,
But I'm not done with romance,
And I didn't sit in a pile of my shit,,,
Instead of being with the people that could make me feel better,
Are you still reading this intro to Biology?
Never even started,
Yours? I mean, no judgement,
Hers,
So throw this shit out, Take it to goodwill,
I don't have a car,
Right, You don't have a car, but you have a house,
I have a house,
God, you're so fucking cute,
Can we go outside?
Yeah,
- Hey! - Whoa! Easy!
Oh, there you are, yo,
Yo, there's like people, like, inside
that are lookin' for you,,,
Okay, - And I said, like,
I'd come back and get you to let you know,
What are you guys sayin'?
- I owe Nick head, - Nice,
So, did we interrupt something?
No, no, it's fine, I'm just,
I am coaching Jordan through his minor quarter-life crisis,
This shit fucks people up,
Nick couldn't go on dates for years after you,
I knew it, - Fuck, man,
Do you guys care if this guy get laid?
- No, - No,
No, And then him owning a house doesn't matter either, right?
No! Uh, probably even less,
Like, I fucking hate that you own a house,
Fair enough, That's fair,
And obviously, you guys love Jordan,
- Yeah! - Yeah,
Even if his garage door doesn't open?
Yeah, Yeah, - Yeah,
Okay,
Did he tell you that, uh,
he tried to fix this while it was on?
You tried doing it while it was on?
Yes! While it was on,
You can't just lift it?
No, you can't just lift it,
So then, what does that do?
What? - That,
Are you guys fucking kidding me?
Woo!
- Oh, shit, - Wow, fucking hell,
Are we over this whole garage thing?
- Yeah, - Okay,
'Cause I would love to go inside and get a drink,
I mean, I know your friends are gonna go blow each other, but,,,
Can you make me a drink?
- Yeah, we can go, - Okay,
- Oh, Bree? - Yeah?
Just give me one minute, I still gotta deal with the,,,
Oh, yeah, That's fine,
- I'm comin', - Okay,
♪ Ohhh ♪
♪ The day is done ♪
♪ I can't feel the sun no more ♪
♪ The weight is gone ♪
♪ Oh, still as heavy as before ♪
♪ All the things that slipped off my mind,,, ♪
♪ You weren't part of this ♪
♪ How can I forget? ♪
♪ If you wanna know, wanna know Wanna know, wanna know ♪
♪ Then you gotta go, gotta go Gotta go, gotta go away ♪
♪ If you wanna know, wanna know Wanna know, wanna know ♪
♪ Then you gotta go, gotta go Gotta go, gotta go ♪
♪ In my dreams again ♪
♪ But my heart Won't let me win ♪
♪ How can I forget? ♪
♪ Half our dreams forget ♪
♪ And my heart Won't let me win ♪
♪ How can I forget? ♪
♪ In my dreams again ♪