Loose change, small change!
Spare change?
Hey, Happy Friday!
Thank you, sir!
Ruby, did you pick up more ketchup and mustard?
Was I clocked in?
No,,,
Then what do you think, grandma?
We should really only be hiring people over 18,
17, not bad,
Not good enough,
Hey Ray,,, Ray! There's another bumoutside harassing customers!
Ray!
Oh, please,
Hey!
[Panhandling] Small change? Loose change?
Hey, hey you!
Can't you read?
Because I'm drunk you think I cannot read?
Because you're a drunk?
Well you're gonna be a drunk with a shoe up your ass if you don't move it along!
Leave me alone, bitch!
Mother fucker!
Hey, sweet cheeks!
That's me- Robert G, Wells,
I may only be 24 years old, but I'm wise beyond my years,
Maybe because my parents chose to have me in their 50's,
Like, seriously? Who does that?
Fuckin' hippies,
I'm not much of a morning person, but one thing that gets me up more than coffee
is titties in my face,
Yeah?
Another cup of coffee, please,
Anything else?
Some scrambled eggs - no no no, Over easy,Side of bacon,,, and a check,
Interesting,
What's that?
Huh,, you, Reading the newspaper, Who does that anymore?
I'm just skimming the job section, My former employers no longer needed me,
Those fuckin' dickheads!
Plus, not every day do you get to readabout the mayor of Los Angeles
getting killed!
I really liked that Victor Santos,
You know there's something called the internet these days, Much faster,
And uh,,, modern,
Mayor Santos,,, was killed a month ago,
May God rest his soul, But I refuse to give it to the robot pussy generation,
Except for getting laid, Now, you ever hadthat Tinder thing, or tried it?
That shit is gonna put hookers completely out of business, I tell you, Watch,
Yeah, Uh,,, I'll get your waitress,
Hey,,, sorry I'm late, Still dealing with that damn financial aid,
They say I need a loan, But in order for meto get a loan I need a cosigner,
In order for me to get a cosigner, I need someone with good credit,,,
Okay, okay,,, Just,,, breathe, Just breathe,
We'll go out after work, We'll go to a bar, get ourselves a few adult drinks, We'll
figure out this problem together, Ok?
That sounds good, That sounds,, thank you,
Okay, Okay,
Alright, Any tables?
Yeah, you've got that weirdo over at table 6,
How long has he been there for?
10 minutes,
Jesus,
Don't worry, I'll take care of him, He just ordered a coffee, I flashed him my tits,
It'll be fine,
[Giggles] of course you did,
Okay,
Alright, get yourself together,It's Friday, Today's a big day for tips,
Don't want you missing out on potentialcollege tuition money, okay?
You're right, you're right,
Go,
Hey, Donna,,,
Yeah?
Listen, I just want to say,,,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, You'll thank meafter you get that diploma,
Alright, there you go, And here's your receipt, Can I get you anything else?
Besides jump-in sex with you? Maybe a few more cups of joe?
Are you paying with cash or card?
Card, Gimme a second,
Thank you Mr, Andre, Lewinski, I'll be backwith your receipt, Do you have
your ID on you?
I left it in my car, I park 8 blocks up the street now,You wouldn't make a
man with chronic arthritis in his footwalk 8 blocks, would you?
Okay,
Um,,, Mr, Lewinski?
Oh, Good, Now feel free to leaveyourself a handsome tip,
Actually it didn't go through,
No problem, Try this one,
Thank you,
Mr, Lewinski,,, this card says Lucho,
Oh, Y'know, Lucho is my Asian namewhen I travel there on business,
You know how the saying goes, "when in China,,,?" Be a fuckin' Chinaman,
Look, I know it sounds like a crazy story, but it's truly an honest one,
Now, I've been known to tip veryhandsomely, Please don't make me beg,
Please go through, please go through, please go through,,,
Alright, Mr, Lewinski, Or,,, Lucho, It went through,
Ah! I knew it, Now, as promised, a handsome tipfor a very handsome woman,
Here you go sweetheart,
Thanks, And thanks, I guess,
[instrumental music]
[Spanish speaking]
Juan, If you wake up your uncleyou're going to be in trouble,
Dio! Dio!
Don't "Dio" me,
I'm sorry the boys woke you, Diego,
It's okay, I'll handle this,
Miguel, Juan, Center front,
Fee fi fo fum, Who has awakened me?
Since neither one of you will admit it, I guess you'll both get the fury,
So who's first?
Okay boys, Your uncle has to get to work
C'mon, Your mom's right
What time is it?
You have exactly 34 minutes to get ready and get out,
Why didn't anybody wake me earlier?
You were sleeping so peaceful, I know you had a long week, I don't want my baby brother
to work himself to death,
I'm fine, I should be worrying about you,
I'm fine,
C'mon, You're worn, How are you feeling today?
Better! Much better, [Spanish speaking]
You promised me you'd relax today,
I have to work
I'm serious,
Y'know,,, Pop's looking down on you, I know he'd be proud, You just worry me sometimes!
I'm fine, Doctors say my ?] isn't terminal like Papi's was, So I'll be fine,
Get to work! Vamo vamo!
And your uniform is in the bathroom near the shower, Don't be afraid to jump in
you're a little funky,
Yay! Yay!
Oh, y'all got jokes today! Okay!Alright, I got something for you,
One more thing, one more thing,Boys, go into the bedroom,
What is it?
We're short on rent, $500 behind,
It's okay, I'll work double shifts thisweekend, Today's payday,,,
so,,, don't worry about it,
I'll buy a few groceries, You getthe prescriptions you need?
No,
Porque?
It's too expensive, It's not a big deal,
Don't be crazy, Gimme the list you need! Grab the list of prescriptions you need,
Hurry up, get it!
I'm gonna take care of this, Where's Mami?
The kitchen as usual, reading her Bible, That woman's gone crazy, especially since
Papi died,
What's wrong with reading the Bible and praying?
Nothing, it's just that she does it all day every day, Even Jesus and Moses
got their grove on every now and then,
You should hook Mami up with one ofthose old guys at your job!
[Spanish speaking]
I'll talk to her, I just wish she'd learna little more English though!
Hola Mami,
You need to shower!
C'mon, Mom,
Shower, Ahora,
I'm out for work, I'll see you later, alright?
Mhm,
[Laughing] Y'know it's crazy when you'rediagnosed with Alzheimer's,,,
It's like you have good trips and then you have bad trips, Y'know, sometimes
I don't know if she's on a good trip or a bad trip,
[laughing] Y'know, cause you don't know how they're gonna react,
What the,,,? Okay, listen, I came here today and I gave some hard-earned time
so I could make you laugh, and this guy is just playing with his yarn like he's a cat!
When she was little she had a lot of pimples,
Really?
Yeah,
Alright everybody, sing along now!
[singing] this is why I'm happy, and you can be too! If you smile you won't be blue!
So sing along to my happy song, sing along to my happy song!
[grunting sound]
Mr, Rogers! Stop it! What did I tell you about that?
Hey! Can't an old man get his rocks off?I refuse to die with blue balls!
I got enough of a load down here to blow the roof off this place, Let me live!
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that,
Now, what did you say your name was?
Mom, It's me, Robert, Bob, I'm your son,
I know you're my son, asshole, Ijust forgot your name,
Are you my eldest? Or, wait, I remember, You're Odis! It's all coming back to me now!
Ma, Odis is your husband, My father,
Oh yeah, Where is that old two-timing bastard? Is he screwing my sister?
I knew she was gonna be a whore themoment she was born, The way she
sucked on that baby bottle,
Ma, Dad's gone,,, he's dead, So is your brother and your sister,
Ma, You understand?
Odis, You wanna dance?
Yes, I'll dance with you, Louis,
[music]
Sorry, did I interrupt your little date right here?
Beat it, My wife and I need a little privacy,
Okay, I'll be right back,
No, I'm just playin' with you man,
C'mon, she's all yours, Louis, have aseat, You got it? There you go,
Get some water,
I got it,
Open up, Louis, Take some water,
There you go, Swallow,
Don't mind if I do, That's howmy knees got so strong,
Ah! Ma! You see where I get it from?
Hey, Ma, Let's play the quiet game, okay?
Do the meds actually help out with her,,,?
It stabilizes her, There isn't really a lot ofanswers about curing dementia,
Good news is, medical research gets better every day, Nothing to worry about,
Can I talk to you?
Yeah,
Hey, Louis, You okay there, darling?
Odis, where are you going? Our dance!
We'll finish the dance when I get back,Two minutes,,, my darling!
I don't get it, It's like one moment she can remember me,,, Her son, Robert Wells,
Then the next moment,,,
It's like she's there, and then she's not, I get it,
All you've gotta do right nowis be patient,
Lemme get a cigarette,
C'mon! I can smell it all over that cheap-ass cologne,
Oo, Cancer,
Look, I'm blind as a bat, but I have a nose like a hound dog, Lemme guess, your
girlfriend wants you to quit?
Nah, My sister, She'd kill me if she found out,
That's why I only smoke one per day,
No need to explain, So what type of nurse are you?
CNA,
Pay good?
$9/hour,
Fuck me! You wiping wrinkled-ass butts for pennies? No wonder you're stressed out,
Hey, one of the nurses told me I could find-
What're you doing here?
I should be asking you that, Lena Johnson?
Just when I thought I had you figured out, Don't worry, Your secret is safe with me,
Just wanted to let you know that you don't have to worry about feeding mother,
I'm taking her out for a nice dine 'n dash,
Oh boy, Boy,
[knocking]
Robert? Open the door, Robert,I know that you're in there,
I can smell your stench way out here,
Hello my friends,
Who the fuck are you?
Don't shoot! The name Asheek, I am just the hotel manager, I mean- I am the owner
the maid, bill-boy and security guard,
Okay, slum dog, we got it, Now what do you want?
If you are in the process of asking Robert for money, I would be most grateful if you
would please ask him for the rent, He's 3 weeks behind! I can help you get in,
Gimme that-
Thank you for your contribution, Now evictyourself from the premises
beore I do it for you,
Tell Robert I will be back!
Smells like a dead body in here,
Find the fuckhead,
Over here, Found the dead body smell,
Oh, he's still alive,
You are embarrassing yourself, Now getup before I make possum real,
Haha,, Hey! I didn't hear you two come in!
Hey, if I'd known you two were coming I'dhave gotten some beer, some eggs
coffee, cake, I'll get you guys something,,,
Some eggs? Tapwater?
Sit,
Okay,
Robert, Do you know why we're here, Robert?
Because you cannot go around making real bets on football games with fake money,
Where is our money, Robert?
This is only $200, Robert, Where is the other $3000?
$3000? I'm only short $2500,
The extra $500 is the convenience fee for having us come to you for easy payment,
Man, it's only been one day!-
Oh, fuck,,,
The agreement you made is that you would pay a certain percentage every day until the
amount was paid in full,
$3000 big ones, huh?
Yes, Now you're starting to understand,
You just gotta give me a few weeks, that's all I'm asking, 3 weeks tops,
I am a religious man, I will give you 12 days, One for each apostle, Otherwise I
will have to visit your mother in the nursing home for her last supper,
C'mon, Gimme 3 weeks man! 3 weeks!
Y'know,,, Now that I think about it,12 days is more than generous,
I hope you're late, That would please me,
Get your life together, Sucker,
Fuck,
Now lemme see these, A tight grip, Make sure your eyes is on the prize,
There you go, Okay, Make thatstraight, You got this?
Just like that,
[Spanish speaking]
That's not true,
You got this?
Like this, Uncle Dean?
Yeah, there you go!
No, butthead, What kind of Dominicandon't know how to play baseball?
Ayy, McGill, c'mon man, We're not supposed to be talking to each other like that,
Y'all are supposed to be supporting each other, You hear me? Say you're sorry,
Sorry for calling you butthead, Buttnugget,
C'mon man, Let's get this together,
Alright now look, Give it to him, put a little sauce on it, but not too much,
You smell like cigarettes,
I don't smoke no cigarettes, Look, I got this dollar for you, C'mon, let's get it!
There it is!
See, look what I told you, man! You see?You see what happens when you
listen to your uncle?
Good job, man, Go get the ball,
Damn,
Only $267, I'm not even close, Wegotta find another hustle,
We?
Yes, we, shithead, You helped spend that money and place those phony bets, too,
So start thinking,
Start thinking,,,? Well how many days we got left?
Ten,
Ten? Ten?!
Jesus, Only ten days? Ten days and wegotta fucking think of something
fucking genius in ten days? The fuck happened?
Alright, so what the fuck happened? Theycame into the door and be like
'yo, gimme the fuckin' money and shit'?
What the hell you doing takingClaudine Bowie meds for?
Claudine Bowie? Claudine Bowieis my grandma, Bowie is my last name,
Dude, we've been friends 5 years and youdon't even know my last name?
We're business associates,
You're my friend,
So you're stealing your granny's meds?
No, no no, I'm just using the bottle, Putting my pills in there in case
I get jammed up by the cops,
That way it'll look like I'm running errands and not coppin' my own fix,
Eh? Smart,
So you buying pills off the street?
Of course! Hell yeah, It's faster andcheaper than going to the doc'
plus I get anything my heart desires,
The way I see it, the big farm plays by their rules, why can't I play by mine?
So your dealer, How much does he charge?
Okay, well first of all, he prefersthe term "land pharmacist,"
Really depends on the milligram, 10,,, 20 a pop, He's got hydrocodone, oxy's
uppers, downers, everythingbehind-the-counter at CVS,
Also, he stays off the feds' radar,
Smart,
God damn, Hey, you've gotta be thedumbest, smartest idiot I know,
Thanks?
Man! I gotta go, Hey, lock upbefore you go,
Cool, I'm gonna take a napbefore you come back,
Y'know what, I change my mind,Get the fuck out,
No! C'mon!
Mr, Rogers, Here you go, heartbreaker,
The term around here is heartstopper, It's a one way exit out of this place for us,
I'm just trying to spread a little love around while I can,
Don't spread too much love, You knowthere's a chlamydia outbreak,
There you go,
Yo, Robert, Your mother's right here,
I'm not here for mother, Can Italk to you for a sec?
Yeah, sure, Hey Phil! you mindwatching my post for a minute?
Sure thing!
Diego seems like a pretty nice guy, But my boss and my scrotum must stay together,
So I spent the next two days trying to convince the little shit to see things my way,
When that didn't work, naturally, I blackmailed him, Robert Wells does nott
take no for an answer, Look, not in the kind of way you think,
Alright, man, fuck you guys,
I'm good, bro, What's up?What's on your mind?
I found a way out for both of us,
Out of what?
Look, Are we both down on ourluck? Are we not?
Man, speak for yourself,
Cut the shit, man,
Look, I owe money all over this place,And you're stuck at this place
wiping asses for shit money, Literally,
Now I have a plan that could change all that,
I'm listening,
Pills, Plain ol' everyday common pills,man, I'm talking Perks, Xanex
Vicodin, Viagra, you name it,
This place has it!
Hey, All you gotta do is supply theproduct, I will disperse of it,
We can split it down the middle, 50/50, What do you say?
I say that you're crazy! you'retalking about a major felony,
No shit it's a major felony, Man, do I look like the type of guy who would be
stuck selling HerbaLife products? Look, kid, I have a plan that could
take us out of this situation, Icould take care of all the heavy lifting,
All you gotta do is supply the product,
Nah, man, I'm good, I'm good,
Look, We can either do this the easy way, or the hard way,
I'll go talk to your superiors,I know exactly what you did,
Pshh, Do what you gotta do, bro,
Hey, hey, hey, I don't think your mom's feeling too good,
Would you guys go down to the candy lady and get you guys some few snacks, Alright?
And after that why don't you guys practice some catching and some batting, Alright?
Hi, Diego,
Hey!
How was work?
It was fine, How are you feeling?
Not as bad as I look,
[Spanish speaking]
Ma, You been drinking?
Jesus juice,
[Spanish speaking]
Mami, stop it,
Danny, You think you could hold up on those meds I got you for about a week?
Mhm,
You sure?
I'm gonna finish this surgery thing out, alright?
In the meantime, just get better, Alright?
I'm gonna go to my room, Make some phone calls,
Yeah, it's Diego, Where can I meet you?
Okay, Cool, I'll be there,
What's up man?
You came alone, right?
Yeah,
God damn door,
So what's the plan?
Here you go, Here's everything youneed, Get as much as you can
and in the meantime I'll help us find a bigger connect as our profits grow,
I can't even believe I'm doin' this shit,
Hey, you're doing the right thing, It's only temporary,
There's only one more thing, Weneed to beef up our sales force,
How we gonna do that?
We need a nice piece of ass to help sell with us,
What the hell do we look like, two dudes selling dick pills to other dudes?
Hey, Dick pills are very lucrative,
Well what woman in their right mind is gonna go do that?
I know a chick, Get in,
Come this way, Get in, Get in,
So, Why do you wanna finish school so bad anyway?
I dunno, I'm with you, but it seems like a lot of red tape to go through it,
Yeah I guess, I mean, I dunno, No one else in my family has ever graduated before,
Oh, so you wanna be a pioneer,Makes sense,
Hey, I was the first girl in my family to be in teen pregnancy!
Oh, congrats,
Milestones are a good thing!
Yeah, sure, but I mean,, that's a bitdifferent, don't you think?
Just a bit,
The nerve of that guy,
What?
I just counted the fake money that prickfrom the other day gave me,
Who counterfeits a $5 bill?
What? How'd you know it's fake?
Donna, George Washington ain't on a $5 bill,
Oh shit,
Yeah, Jesus, He's probably rotting in some jail or ditch by now, anyway,
Well, I surely hope so, He stole my tip on his way out, too,
Serious?
Yeah, I'm very serious,
Oh, speak of the devil,
Hey!
This right here is my friend,
Oh, hi! Out, out,
What? What, are you crazy, man?
What, do you think you can fuckaround with people's tips?
Listen, you and your friend needto get out of here, Asshole,
Wait, wait, wait, Before you do something like that, I got something for you,
Yeah, It's real, too, For your troubles,You can check it yourselves,
Mhm,
Alright, it's real, So what's going on?
Well, that's why we're here, We onlyneed five minutes of your time,
Fine, Five minutes, I'll get the coffee,
I'll get some chairs,
You're right man, she could definitely sell our dick pills,
I told you,
Man, it's a thousand percent return on investment,
Plus, Dr, Quinn Medicine-Woman over here will be supplying meds on his break,
So Viagra?
Not just Viagra, We want to be a one-stop shop for everything pharmaceutical,
But, we want you to head up thedick pill department,
Yeah, there's a lot of money in dick pills,
Stop calling them dick pills,
Fine, penis enhancers, Point is, when it comes to selling these
things, you're a natural,
So what's our cut?
Our? Listen, no offense, but I'm only interested in the tits with the least
amount of mileage on them,
You wish you drove this,
Hold on,
Listen, I don't know about this,
I know, but,, it sounds good,Good business,,,
It does not sound like good business,
Okay, bad business, good money,Think college money, C'mon,
Okay,
You can't get me without Donna,
God dammit, Hold up,
Diego, We're really not trying to split this two ways,
She's our Lebron James, Shegot a little leverage,
I know, but I'm not trying to goover salary count,
Look, In this case, we kinda have to, Got no choice,
Fine,
Deal,
Pleasure doing business with you,
[Distant talking]
Hehehe, We got his ass,
Oh shit!
[gunshots]
No refunds!
Fuck!
Wooo! Yeah! Great first day, everybody, Great first day, Man,
Karen?
Yeah?
You need a ride?
No, I'll just catch a cab,
Hold on, Why don't I just give you a ride?
Yeah, okay,
Okay, You two be safe!
Hey, Yo, You riding with me?
Hell no, I'm gonna walk, dude, I got two feet, They move,
C'mon,
Nice car,
I didn't mean any disrespect, you just don't seem like the getting your hands too dirty type,
Yeah, but c'mon though, Do any of us really seem the type?
Except Robert, of course,
So what do you do?
I'm in school,
What do you study?
Aerospace engineering, So I'll become a,,,
A rocket scientist,
Impressive,
I'm not the only one that knows a little something, I have a CNA license you know,
Okay,
Hopefully I'll go back to school sometime, get a degree, Finish up,
So Dr, Diego, huh? Has a nice ring to it,
As long as my family is taken care of,that's all that matters to me,
Call me whatever you want, honestly,Dr, Diego Alvarez, I like that,
Wait, so, Diego Alvarez, So you're Latino?
Well yeah, And black, obviously, Black is more of a race, Hispanic and Dominican
is more of my nationality and culture,
So how'd you end up here? Like, with us? Doing all this,
Y'know, sometimes life has this awful way of putting you in a position where if,,,
If you find the opportunity to help your- self, whether it be good or bad, you take it,
I feel you,
Hey, there's the man,
Still trying to live the glory days, huh?
I still got it,
Ah, whatever, Hey, I appreciate you though,
Hey, Anything for the best wide receive quarterback duo in the country, though,
Next to you, I'll pass my midterms now,
How's classes comin'?
Not too good, man, I mean, everybody's kinda been on edge since Mayor Santos died,
They just left his body laying right outside our campus,
That's horrible,
Hey, if you ran for mayor, everybody onthis campus would vote for you,
Hey, I'm a man for the people, Even if you two fuckers did lose my money last week,
30 and 15 and you run the ball?
Hey man, we don't make the calls,
You got a point, Well tell your coach to drop dead, okay?
Hey, get my man Marcus the ball more,
I tried!
I'll catch y'all cats later,
Stay black,
Hey man, tell him about the party,
Yo, Rob! I think I might have abusiness opportunity for you,
Say no more,
Anything?
Nothing,
Two Viagra a day for two straight weeks,and I'm as soft as a Twinkie,
Aw, Close your eyes, give me your hands,
Why?
Just do it,
How'd you do that?
Aw, Be sure to tell a friend,
Now I gotta go relieve myself,
Aw, go,
Okay, It's okay, Just remember, one pilla day with cranberry juice,
Okay,
Okay? And no blogging or romantic comedy movies, Those get you too worked up,
Okay? Sounds good,
Deep, deep breaths, There you go, justbreathe, Look, I got some Xanex
and some Valium for you,
Man I need percs, man,
I don't see no pain,
And you ain't a doctor!
True! Lemme see what you got, man,
How much can I get with this?
I'll throw you one, man, Take care of yourself,
$225?
Look, You got chronic back pain that'll lead to migraines
and all kinds of fucked up shit, Now, I'm giving you the stuff that doctors
won't prescribe, Take it or leave it,
Can't believe this,
Thank you,
At least do my back for an extra 20,
Hell yeah,
I need,,, codone, Hydrocodone, Pain pills,
For what?
It's personal, Asheek's been trying to,,,
Stick it in my,,,
Your what?
Just,, my butt hurts, Give me some pills, please!
And some Xanax, while you're at it, Give me some Xanax too because I'm very
stressed out about this,
Well tell your husband to chill the fuck out on that rent,
Okay, look, I'll talk to him,
I hope your ass is feeling better, too,
Stickin' it in your ass, Hahaha,
Tell the motherfucker I will kill him! He was supposed to sell me Viagra,
And he sold me Valium! My dick was supposed to go like this
and it went like this!
Why is that?
I don't know!
Hey, sorry I'm late-
Robert, You're a robber!
[gunshots]
Hey, Thank you for helping mepick those clothes up,
Yeah, yeah, It was a lot of fun, Y'know my niece is already in middle school so
There's no little ones for me to shop for anymore,
That's cool,
So what's your story?
What do you mean?
Well, I know you need money, butwhat about you?
What does Diego want?
Honestly, it's always been about my family,I mean, college really wasn't
an option for me,
Okay, yeah, but I mean like,,, Okay, What was your dream?
My dream?
I mean, I always wanted to coachpro baseball,
Really?
Yeah, I was never a player myself, but,,,I just liked watching it,
I always understood the game,
Okay, okay, Dr, Diego, And also Uncle Diego, And Coach Diego,
Is there anything you don't do?
I don't speak Spanish anymore,
What? What do you mean you don't speak Spanish anymore?
I mean, ever since my mom sent me off to boarding school when I was young
I just never could really understand it anymore,
Do you regret it?
Not really, I mean, I kinda, y'know, Just balance, I get it from them,
So life isn't tough at home? With you not being able to speak it with everybody else?
There's a couple jokes here and there thatI don't get, but, y'know,
I don't let it get to me, Me and my sister communicate with her so that's really
all that matters,
You're close with your sister, aren't you?
Very, That's like my pride and joy,
Yeah, I didn't have a sister, but I always had Donna, She always rooted for me,
That's good, It's good to have somebody like that,
It is,
[kids playing]
C'mon, Y'all gotta watch TV, C'mon,
Boys,
[Spanish speaking]
Karen helped me pick it out,She got style,
I still can't believe you won the lotto,You should've played Powerball,
Maybe next time,
Thanks again,
Yeah, it's no problem, They're so cute,
C'mon man, Why you always gotta mess with each other,
My brother,,, he's a good guy, huh,
Yeah, he sure is,
Hey, Diego, I'm gonna head out now, ok?
Okay, one sec,
Call me later?
Drive safe,
I'm ready,
Have a seat,
So, what's going on? This was supposed to be our day off and we're working a double,
Yes I know, I know, But, tonight is apharmacist's wettest dream,
I don't want to be in any of your dreams, Wet or dry,
What's up, bro?
A college party, That's what's up, I'm talking about Percs, Adderall, That's a
lot of money to be made tonight, All this, We just need to take the chance, go out
there, Let's get dressed and shit, What do you say?
Alright, yeah,
Let's do it,
What're we supposed to do with their dicks?
C'mon, Just,, let's go,
Marcus, man, You living like a king!
You know how I do man, School pays for it, Get that man sale money, Hey, I got
something for you, Hey, yo everybody! Quiet down!
Look, this is my boy Robert, he's got Addy on deck, Y'all know we got midterms in the
morning, But it's 50 a pop,
What?
Hey, take it or leave it,
We'll take it,
Let's party!
[party music]
Alright, okay now,
Hey, Diego, Lemme talk to you,
I'll be back,
How's it going?
Good man, good, Making money,
I figure if we're gonna be experts at this business we should really know the product
we're selling,
Nah, man, C'mon, bro, Drug free, I'm solid,
Suit yourself,
What was all that about?
Just Robert being Robert, Tripping,
One upper, one downer,
Don't worry about it, It's cool,
C'mon, let's take a drink,
Alright, have fun,
[party music]
So um,,, how do we know this jackass isn'tgonna screw us out of our cut,
He's been clutching that bag all night,
She does have a point,
Look, guys, don't even worry about it, I'll take care of it, I got this,
One upper, one downer,
Hey, Rob! C'mere,
Yo, Robert! Excuse me ladies, What's up man, how you feeling?
Alright, how you feeling?
I'm great, Look, I'm always hearing about those stories back in the day of how you
were chugging shots, Look, don't just be about it, lemme see!
Nah,,,
Aw, c'mon, We like to see that, right ladies? We'd like to see that, C'mon man,
There you go, Stepping up,
All the way! Straight shot!There you go!
I'll take this man, don't hurt yourself,
[party music]
He died, He died next to me, My hamster!I swear, I never got to him!
I had the best threesome of my life! Oh my God!
Yeah, Yeah, I got a new hamster, I don't know where it came from but I got
a new hamster!
Lemme just get another drink,
I don't know what his name was! He was like grey, and had a little spot on him,
He was a hamster,
Another one,
Boss,
Gentlemen, All the debtors have their funds in order?
We got one left, boss, Robert,
Again, That son of a bitch owes more than the federal government,
He said he'd have the cash paid in full by the weekend,
Good, good good, Okay, I have another assignment for you, Word is, there's a new
dealer on my turf not paying their taxes, Find him,
Yes sir,
This right here is a street pharmacist's worst nightmare,
First off, I want to apologize for last night, I don't know what the hell
got over me,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Let's just see the cash,
Okay,
This,
Oh God!
This is what teamwork looks like,
This is four days, Four days,
Yeah!
You guys ready for those cuts?
One for you, Karen,
Thank you!
Oh my God, One more week of this and I'llhave everything paid off,
And one for you,
Gimme, Damn girl, another week of this and you'll be able to own that college,
One for you,
Oh, you're a gentleman, Too kind man,
Y'know what? This is for me, man,You keep giving away free shit,
I only got 40 bucks, man,
Yeah, You gave away about 2-3000 man,
Well how else am I gonna get laid?
This, That's what I'm talking about, man,
Good job,
I knew you was always trustworthy man, Don't let me down,
This is for me,
[laughing]
Diego, Thanks for tonight, man,
No problem, man, What's the point ofmoney if you don't have friends
to spend it on,
Respect, respect,
Woah, woah, You good, bro?
Never seen you like this, man,Get it together, man,
40 hours a week of wiping senior citizen asses, You wipe em,,, you need a drink,
You know Mayor Santos was gonna raise the minimum wage for guys like us, but,,,
You go with this conspiracy crap, you for sure need a drink,
You need scotch! This is what, whiskey?
It's hurting my stomach, man,
Didn't even know you were a scotch man!
I drink scotch when I can, I drink whiskey because I have to,
I mean at 12,50 an hour, that's all I can afford,
Wait, you make 12,50 an hour?
Sadly, yes,
I'll be damned,
You can be damned about this, fool,
I'll cut your filthy soul!
Shh! Deal! The boys are trying to sleep in the back!
It's mother! She's just beenbringing this new guy around, and,,,
Shh!
You're right, Work related problems only, I'm srory,
This is a wrap, You guys gotta go home,
I'm out man, This is too much,
I'm ready to go home with all this money, I'm tired of this dude,
Get it together, man,
Mrs, Wells, this tea is absolutely delightful,
Yes, splendid, Really,
Cindy, I love you, I should've poisoned you a long time ago you evil bitch,
I know you slept with my husband, and Matthew Brown!
Mom, it's me! It's Rob! It's Rob!
Hey bud!
Shit, you scared me,
Sorry, You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine, Did you need something?
No,
Hey Diego, Prescription drugs have been coming up short lately, have you seen
anything suspicious around here?
No,
You sure?
Yeah, Yes ma'am,
Okay, well you let me know if you do,
Will do,
[choking]
Yeah, sure, Pretend you can't breathe before I retaliate!
That's such a Louis move,
[choking]
Help! Help!
I told you, I don't know anything,
You can do whatever the fuck you want to at this school, You're trying to tell me
you don't know who the new dealer is?
I'm telling the truth,
Okay, Okay, Kenny? Knife please?
Knife? What the- that's not a knife?
Oh, no, We're Game of Thrones fans,
Now,,, I saw your game last week, 15 catches,,, 238 yards, 3 touchdowns,
Oh, very impressive! But you know what would be more impressive? Seeing you
do it without any arms,
I'll tell you! Shit, stop, I'll tell you,
Yes, yes kitten, You will,
Diego,
Yeah?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Why?
Cuz you've been acting differently, man, I don't get it,
I saw you lying to Rhonda's face, And you always complained about being
broke and all the sudden you can buy the department drinks?
Bro, Why don't you mind your own business,
Cut the shit! Our prescription drugs go missing and suddenly you won the lottery?
Bullshit, Diego, Bull shit! This ain't you, man,
I just want to let everybody know I'm officially out, I got enough money saved
up, I can pay off all my debt and moveMrs, Wells to a new home!
Quit?
Yeah, I'm quittin' while I'm ahead,
Yeah, I'm out too, I mean hell, I made enough to go on my booze trip around the
Caribean, so, Why risk it?
Karen?
Look, I'm sorry, I've made enough to pay off tuition for this semester, And even
get books for next-
So this is it? Just like that! Everything is done?
Look, Diego, alright-
No, man! All you guys got what you wanted! Now I go back to this fucking $9 an hour
job and bills I can't even afford! Man, I have a family that depends on me,
You guys know this,,,
Even you said it for yourself, Your family is getting suspicious,
So? We're not the only dealers on the block!We can find another connect!
Well I do know one guy that went to myschool, and he slings just about
everything in Korea Town,
Call him up! Call him up,
Look, I don't know what y'all got planned,I don't have a choice, I don't,
You know what? Hold on, Take it,
What's this?
It's the money I saved up for the team, But now it's yours,
Boys,
Dad?
What's up baby,
Hands up, Hands up, I miss you,
Who bought you these clothes?
Uncle Diego and his girlfriend,Aren't they cool?
Uncle Diego?
Mhm, And his girlfriend,
I like that, So what's up?How you doing?
Good,
Hey, You looking for a boyfriend?
I already have one,
Okay, well boyfriends are just speedbumps,
They're slowing me down from getting to my destination,
Fuck off,
What, wait, c'mon-
Wes, Wes, Wes,
No, you did not just see that,,,
You never did have a way with words, I'll say that,
What's up Karen,
Not much,
Is this Diego right here? My newbusiness associate?
What's going on man, how you doing,
I don't know if I'm a Jamaican right there,
You know what's up man? You like where I do my business?
It's cool, dude,
Can't get caught with the kids around right? Know what I mean?
I've got some pizza coming if you guys are hungry, too, Cheese, I'm a vegetarian,
Who are they?
Just some chicks that work at a diner andsome guy that rolls with them,
Doesn't really make much sense, but we'll keep following them,
You know what to do, Find the connect,
What's good, my G,
What's up boy,
I heard you're the king of the hill now, What's happening,
You don't know shit,
Oh, okay, don't act dumb, Don't play me like that, I know what's going on,
Feel me? I know what's going on,
Man, you can't even take care of your own fucking kids bro, Don't ever come up to me
with some shit like that-
Check it out, though, I want in,you feel me?
Right now, You understand, Listen to me,
I can put you in this situation, Like, I know what you got going on, Y'know,
you nickel-and-diming when you're doing your thing, I can put you in a situation
where you ain't gotta touch touch nothin,you're all good, 15-20% to me
we all good, And you're safe, You're safe, What's up?
10,
Fellas gettin' a little money wanna talk to me like that, Crazy, I like that, I
like that, I'll take 10, You be safe out here boy,
[phone ringing]
Babe, I gotta go,
Why, what's up?
I just promised Ben I'd meet up about this money,
Ben? Ben as in dead-beat dad of your nephews, Ben?
I'm not tryna deal with this right now, I have other responsibilities other than
myself right now, you know,
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Karen, I didn't-
No, no, you did, Forget it, Go do what you gotta do, cuz I'm done, I don't even
know who you are anymore,
Look, man, I don't even know what you're talking about, You don't want your cut? Walk,
You know why I came,
Listen bro, calm down, bro, Listen to me bro, Trust me bro,
What's up man,
What's happening? You sick or something?
No, you know what's up, Who's this?
I don't know him, Ain't fucking with this, bro, We should move,
He with me, G, He good, Everything is straight,
No,
We're a team,
I told you already, I ain't walking out on my cut, man, Walk,
Hey man, you got the stuff, man, but-
Look man, you can talk to me,
Talk to me,
Look at him, We ain't wasting time here,
You got the cash?
Right here,
Bro, I'm telling you, bro,
Walk, Walk,
Look, man, You got the cash?
You got the pills?
You're under arrest,
Hey, hey,
You got the right to remain silent,
I knew your little punk ass was gonna go for the money, You threw it all away, you
little street punks,
This is it, buddy, It's a wrap, Let's go,
[phone ringing]
Hello?
Diego,
What? Jail?
Fuck, Okay, Hold tight, hold tight,
[clearing throat]
Don't- listen, don't talk to anyone, Okay,
Nothing, man, I'm frustrated,
Alright, Take care, Yes, yes,
Shit,
Ice cream?
Let's do it,
[door knocking]
Should we?
Dad?
Hey, my boys! What's up, how you doing?
Who's home?
Grandma, but she's sleeping,
Okay, Go, go,
Boys, Who said you could have ice cream so early?
Hey,
Ben, Ben, no, I need you out,
Look, you gotta listen, Diego is in trouble,
Hey,
Who the hell are you?
He's the reason Diego is in trouble,
Look, look, Oh, c'mon, Stop it with allthis finger-pointing shit,
Diego is in trouble?
I need answers right now,
That's what I'm trying to explain to you,
I don't know you, Who are you?Who is this man?
Robert, Listen, I'm trying to explain reason Diego is in trouble, It's partially
this fucker's fault too-
My fault? Who put him in the street? You put him in the street!
Diego is in the street?
Oh my God-
What the hell is going on?
You come and wake me out of my sleep,
I'm sorry, ma'am, I apologize,
Got me son in whole lot of trouble,
Donde esta, Donde? Donde?
Ma'am I just want to tell you I-
Mami, stop it, let's find out what's happening with Diego,
Okay, I will once you ask her to put that Bible down,
Can we get Diego out? Can you stop it please?
Go ahead,
Look, I just need to say that I need youguys to trust me, I have-
So you mean to tell me, you've been keeping me from my boys because of what I
do, when Diego is doing the same thing with him?
What kind of shit is that?
Diego's not like you, He got into a little bit of trouble this time, He's not like you,
We will trust him this one time,
He doesn't even know what he is doing-
It's our only option, Trust him, not you,
Tell us how you're going to get Diego out of jail,
[police scanner]
What the hell are you doing in here?
We need to talk,
C'mon, get to the point!
Manners,
I'm a detective, I need to be doing detective work, Not fooling around with you,
Man, I haven't seen you in months,
Robert,
Okay, okay, Sorry, I'm in a bit of a bind now,
What kind of a bind?
I'm talking 2008 Joshua Tree type of bind,
Oh, shit,
Exactly, I got this friend who got caught up in a mess trying to take care of his
family, He got caught by some undercover cops,
I'm sorry to hear it, Robert, but there's nothing I can do about it! It's not my
department!
C'mon, man,
Listen, They just don't do anything about that unless you can bring somebody
bigger in,
Our justice system is just perfect, What if I told you I can get you somebody
bigger? I'm talking way bigger,
I don't know,
C'mon, Carl! This could be a career changer,
Fine, What's the plan?
I like this song, it's a good song, Hey, you sure you got all the money?
Yes, Do you have the pill bottles?
Yeah,
Where?
What do you mean where? They're in my boxers, Under my balls,
Let's do this,
Dude, are you sure this is going to work?
No, But I owe Diego,
I don't owe Diego shit,
But, you're still here,
We're headed inside, Copy copy,
You talking to your button?
No, you fuckhead, I've got a wire on,
You have a wire? Why don't I get a wire?
Because you suck under pressure,
Hey, okay fine, But how are we going to get them to admit they they're the ones
selling the drugs, when it was us?
I don't know, But that's why I'm dependenton you to take those pictures,
That one, simple task, One simple talk,
Alright, Okay I got it,
Rob! you finally made it for payday,I hope you have my interest,
Boss, I wouldn't have it any other way!
Briefcase, please,
And I see you brought a friend,
Hi, Name is Peanut,
Well, that's dumb as hell,
Thank you? Oh, oh yeah, Your boss-ness, Can I use your bathroom?
Pat him down,
[giggling] hey, watch it!
He's clean,
Just protocol,
Hurry up, And don't flush no paper towels neither!
How about tampons?
Y'know, Robert? I like you, If you had one ounce of self-control, I'd let you work
for me, Y'know there's one thing I do like about you, I can't lie,
What's that?
As long as I've known you, you've been all about yourself, I love that, You never put
yourself on the line for anyone else,
Well, thank you, Boss,
That is good! In business!
Well, I've been thinking about turning over a new leaf in life,
[laughing]
Alright, Peanut time, One,,, two,,, three,,,
four,,,
[knock knock] We're waiting!
Yeah, I'm hurrying! I just, uh,,, gotta, gotta eat more fiber, Gotta get more fiber
in my diet,
Wait, wait, no wait! Occupied!
Boss, Boss,
Hey, it's a new jacket, man!
This little bastard was trying to frame us with some drug shit!
Pictures on the phone and everything,
Pictures on the phone, huh?
Kill him,
Woah, woah, No, no, no, Hold up,
Isn't there something we can do instead?
Nope,
We're about to do to you what we did to that dumb ass mayor,
What,,, what the fuck?
My bad,
You killed the mayor?
Well, Cats are out of the bag, so,,, yeah,
You ready to meet him? Huh?
Police! Don't move! Hands in the air!
Go play, Go play for a little bit,
Feels good to be free,
Tie your shoe,
It's good to be free, but you know what's even better? Look up,
Karen!
I thought I'd never see you again,
Please, I mean, even I could do two days in the joint,
You think so?
Since school's starting up, I guess I don't have any time to get in trouble,
Oh, well, we will have some time for recess, though,
No, no, no, No baby-making here, No, no,
Ahem, Cold turkey,
I can get my blood transfusion, you can go cold turkey, baby, Gimme, Gracias,
So naive,
Mom, mom, mom! Ow! Here!
So what happened to the man that had to save Uncle Diego?
I don't know!
[pop music]
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