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A MAKING FILM Production
A PANG HO-CHEUNG Film
ISABEL CHAN DADA CHAN
GIGI LEUNG JUNE LAM
CHUI TIEN YOU HANJIN TAN
LAM SUET YANKI DIN
PATRICK TSE JO KOO
MIRIAM YEUNG ISABELLA LEONG
MATT CHOW AO IEONG CHONG HOU
SUSAN SHAW DEREK TSANG
ASHINA KWOK CARMEN TONG
Stop! Kid?
Did you know you must pay to get in?
Pay for what?
You had fun on the monkey bars
and roundabout
No, I didn't
- Yes, you did - Did not!
Where are you from?
Me? La Salle
La Salle?
You're from La Salle? Me too
Give me $36,60
Each
That's $108,60
You hear me?
It should be $109,80
- He is right - What the Hell?
Didn't you finish grade school?
- Give it back! - Cough up $100 each
and we're squared away
- Give it back! - Hey! What are you doing?
Nothing Just chatting
and showing our concern for the neighborhood
Can't we do that, Sir?
What are you up to now, Ho?
What else, Madam?
Just shooting the breeze! Right?
What did he say to you?
Nothing,,,we were just chatting
See?
Don't let me see you again
- Make yourself scarce! - Ok
Anything you Say, Madam!
Come on, We're going, going,,,
gone!!
No problem!
Get off
Go home!
Why didn't you follow your partners?
Sorry, Madam! I didn't know what happened
Of course you didn't
It won't kill you to stop texting your boyfriend for a minute
Always back up your fellow officers no matter what
Didn't they teach you at the academy?
You're a team
Bitch!
Can we have a word?
Go ahead, I'll catch up
You have a lot of nerve showing up!
For the last time,
I only started going out with Andy after you guys broke up
- I didn't steal him - Cut the crap!
I don't want to talk about it
He shagged you a long time ago
What will it take for you to believe me?
Don't play innocent with me!
Don't tell me
he never went to your place before the Christmas hotpot!
Cat got your tongue?
I'll answer that for you
He was at your place before we came up
No! Don't be so fucking suspicious
That's absolutely not true
When did you see us together?
I didn't have to
There's a log
Sweetie, can I borrow your phone?
I need to book plane tickets Hurry!
Thank you
Lay off the shrimp chips
Go give them a hand, Hurry!
Hey, Bitch!
I forgot your Wi-Fi login
Fuck you like a friend
Same for the password
Need any help?
Cut up the carrots, They're for the broth
OK,,,Gweilo size? Or Japanese?
How about Indian?
"Connected"
Where does this one go?
- Forget it I don't need your help - But I want to
First help me put this on
Put that on your head
Your hands are loaded, right?
- I'll get that for you - Give me a hand
Wow, it suits you,
And this one too,
When can we eat? I'm starving
- I'll marinate for you - Forget it, Go away!
- Your shrimp chips - Hey, don't mess up the carrots
Later
He'll eat it
Sit down,,,
- Hit it once - I'll do the same
We never went to your place after we started going out
If he never ate your shrimp chips,
how does he know your Wi-Fi login?
I swear to God
I don't know
There was nothing between us then
After you broke up,
my computer crashed
I needed someone to fix it
He was still upset about breaking up with you
Then we started talking,,,
Right,,,
You think I'd buy that crap?
He screwed more than nuts and bolts
Never mind
I caught him
Caught what!
How can I convince you?
Nothing!
I'm over it
You two don't concern me
But June is in trouble
If you won't help her,
she's a goner before dark
What's the matter with her?
You wanted to see me, Mrs, Cha?
Don't call me Mrs, Cha in the office
Michael on the next team is already saying
since I gave birth,
I spend more time with the baby than with the clients
I'm Luna Fu around the office
Don't give anyone any excuses
Yes, Luna
Is he badmouthing me
about Postpartum Depression?
Some people are saying,,,
WTF!
I wouldn't have waited this long to be depressed!
Who hired that scatter brain outside?
You mean Irene?
HR sent her file over before your maternity leave
You said OK
Still! Has she been interviewed?
How would I know?
Tell me,,,
What the hell is this?
When I gave her the CD-ROM,
I did tell her
to copy the data onto the CD-ROM
But I didn't expect she'd make a copy of the damn thing
She's a real winner!
Aliens would want to study her
She's best at showing off her tits
Other than coming on to men, what else can she do?
When Mr, Cheung is here later,
don't let her get near him
Look after him yourself
Right!
If anything goes wrong and Mr, Cheung is displeased,
Michael must try to steal this account from us
You!!
You better be on your toes!
Right!
Luna, if that's all, I'll be at my desk
Sorry!
I was in a meeting, What is it?
Mrs, Lam, we're calling from Yau Tung Bank
We would like to inform you that
You're 3 payments behind on your mortgage
I'm sorry
We made payments from my husband's account
But he just started a new job,,,
I know,,,
I'm trying to set up direct debit from my account
But that may take a while
I see
If we still don't receive payment by month end,
the bank will pass your file to a collection agency
And just for your information,
according to your agreement with the bank,,,
I'm a lightweight
Separately, we want to know
would you be interested in our premier accounts?
No, thanks
You better watch it
Mr, Cheung is a real pain
They said in a meeting elsewhere,
a girl served him tea
and he saw fingerprints on the cup
He almost bit her head off
You better be careful
They're laying people off
You might be next if you screw up
Fred on the next team got canned
If you're next,
you may get a discount if you chip in to buy cake for your farewell
Don't scare her!
It's the truth!
It's true
How long will this take?
I'm on the beat
Hold your horses
Then,,,
Hello, Mr, Cheung!
Luna?
They said you're on maternity leave, busy babysitting
Don't believe in idle gossip
The baby needs to eat even if I don't, right?
I must come back to work
Let's talk
Have a seat
Want something to drink?
Flat white with low fat milk
You have superb taste!
I'm getting old
More milk and less caffeine
You want one?
No thanks, Can't drink coffee yet after I had the baby
Only because of you
I was supposed to play golf with Keith
I pushed back the game
What do you have for me?
Let's get started
Mr, Cheung!
Sorry, I'm late
Michael?
The MTR broke down again, Sorry!
What are you doing in here?
The Boss said you're busy having the baby
I'm in charge of the presentation
But it's my project
Take it up with the Boss then
Don't waste Mr, Cheung's time
He's playing golf with Keith
Get to work
Sorry!
Mr, Cheung,
most families in Hong Kong have two choices:
Rent a cheap partitioned flat or an expensive partitioned flat
What if the kids want a pet?
There's no room
You're not suggesting I chip in for reclamation?
Are you kidding? And throw away your money?
No way!
I found a place in New Zealand
What does New Zealand have? Sheep and land
June, let me help you with the coffee
No, I can manage
Where can I find low fat milk?
In the fridge
New Zealand has land and sheep
But kids in Hong Kong have no room for pets
This business combines the two ideas
Buy a sheep from this company,
and you get to name it
A camera will keep track of this sheep
and kids can watch it grow, eat grass and shit
The point is kids only play with it and won't have to clean up after it
Who does?
They usually eat their own
Do you see this company's potential?
Just imagine every kid in Hong Kong
has a sheep in his or her phone
Just like the frenzy over Tamagotchi back then
How funny!
When they shear the sheep's wool in winter,
they can make a sweater for the kid
We can also ask the kid to join
study tours
for then to visit
- Your coffee, Mr, Cheung -and milk their sheep
Sky is the limit for such profits
What do you think, Mr, Cheung?
My grandson
wants a pet turtle today
and wants a snake tomorrow
You propose a virtual pet?
Right!
They may last a quarter at best and the kids will soon forget
They'll stop payments
Beauty at a blink
This is not a long term business
Luna, what do you think?
Exactly!
Tamagotchi,,,
Who the hell remembers Tamagotchi now?
Let's get to work
We wouldn't dare make this pitch without this part
We knew kids are fickle
As soon as they're behind on a payment,
we'll send pictures to their cell phones
A steaming hot lamb stew
Look! How delicious! So juicy
So hot!
In gif format, no less
Your lovely, cuddly pet
is served in a clay pot for dinner
The kids would be devastated
and urge their parents to pay up at once
We can then jack up the price
What a sick mind!
You bet
I found that out after I became a mother
A child's feeling is most important
If they're not happy,
the whole family has to pay
You're so meticulous! I like that
Even this coffee tastes different
What's the name of the company?
The owner is a huge fan of Steve Jobs
We're calling it,,,
Sheep Job
Very well, I'll put my money into this company
Luna, I want you to follow up, She's so attentive
This is good
Did you make this?
Yes, Mr, Cheung
June is very bright
You have a paper cup?
Sure! I'll get one for you
OK! I'm off to play golf
Luna, I'll see myself out
You should get more rest after giving birth
I'll do that after I draft up the contract
Have a nice game
Alright
- Go get the elevator, - Right,,,
Mr, Cheung, your coffee
Oh yes! Thanks, Bye!
We did it
Yes!
That should shut those bastards up
That's right!
He likes you
By the way,
remind me to get the milk for my son
What milk?
My breast milk
I pumped it before the meeting
I only have milk in the morning
I need that to feed my son tonight
Where did you put it?
In the fridge in the pantry
I wrote my name on it
Make sure I don't forget
Where can I find low fat milk?
In the fridge
I'm Luna Fu around the office
Luna Fu?
Fuck!
"Bitch! Help!" Her husband is unemployed
She's making mortgage payments by herself
If the client knew what was in his coffee,
she's likely to lose the deal
and even if she didn't,
her boss is a lunatic and will fire her just the same
That's why she called me
We must do everything possible
to get her a bottle of breast milk before 6 p,m,
Why come to me?
You think I have it?
Wait,,,
come to think of it,
if you didn't steal my boyfriend,
Andy and I could have been married
and I could have been breast feeding my child
Will you stop bringing that up?
She really needs our help
Where can I find a bottle of breast milk?
You're a cop
You know people from both sides of the law
You'll find a way
The people I know
won't have a bottle of milk
I can't talk to you
I must get back to my team
Hey!
What's between us should stay that way
She saved your ass
You want to see her fry?
When did she save me?
In the elevator
That time you ran into your Prince Charming
What?
Are you alright?
Maybe the raw oysters I ate don't like me
Your Prince Charming!
Really?
He)'
Sweetie! We meet again
Yay
Hang in there
What's that stench?
Sorry, it's me,,,Must be something I ate,,,
Take care!
It's OK!
- Sorry,,, - Are you OK?
I'm OK! Just need to go home and wee wee
You call that saving my ass?
I can still smell that stench now
We agreed the Bitches are "one for all and all for one"
You'll let her sink and swim on her own because of us?
Who else did you contact?
You're the first
What about Rosalin Boobs?
She didn't pick up
Maybe she blocked my calls
You still follow that tramp's IG?
She's signing autographs over there, Go find her
Having big boobs doesn't mean she has milk
She can help
I have to get back to my beat
Hey! I really don't know why he had my Wi-Fi login
Rosalin, they say when you have a new book coming out,
you often use your looks and body to attract male readers
What do you think?
I have repeatedly told the publisher
not to use my picture on the front cover
You know we're on a small budget
They said they can't afford a designer,
so they recycled my picture
What about your outfit?
We also have a small budget for my wardrobe
Sometimes I can barely pay for the fabric
My readers are from different demographic groups
The ratio of men and women is 50/50
What kind of story is your new book
"To Love or to Shag Someone"?
Can you share that with your half and half fans?
Of course!
"To Love or to Shag Someone"
covers different stages of love
When we meet someone we like
when we were young,
we'd secretly "love" someone
When you become sexually indulgent as a grown up,
and you meet a suitable sex partner
you'd love to shag them
But when the dust settles,
you'd want
a longer commitment
Or even after you broke up,
you'd miss your ex
That's when you love "the last one"
I believe your fans are quite curious
about your current love life
Right now, I'm at peace
The someone I love is me and me only
Ladies and gentlemen, Rosalin Lin, a true hipster writer
Let's see what your fans want to ask you
Anyone?
It's a lady, What would you like to ask Rosalin?
I have a question for the hipster writer
You really enjoy by yourself?
Or because you wrote about your friends in your books,
you pissed them off and they cut you off,
and now you're all by your lonesome?
Writing about your friends
is a way to promote environmental protection
Like restaurants using local produce
Not every part of this book is about my friends
For example the part about a ghost
who fell in love with a guy and possessed him
That's a way of loving someone
That couldn't possibly be about my friends, right?
Go live!
I will!
June really needs your help
I want to help June too
But if you expect me to talk to that bitch,
not in your life!
Do it yourself
Rosalin!
Yes?
I love watching you go live
Me and my Mom really love you
You're the best!
Can I take a picture with you?
Of course!
I want you in that pose
OK!
Auntie, can you,,,
Thank you
Don't forget to watch me go live
I won't
Bye!
There's no fucking way I'm going to that bitch!
Impossible
Yes?
Can we have your autograph?
Sure!
How many do you have?
This is my third
Spoke to Rosalin
She refused to talk to Minibus
Figures!
Leave Minibus to me
Go find Boris and Frank
Fine
Let's go this way
Yes, madam!
Hey!
You used to get along with Minibus
You were gonna sign with Emperor
What happened?
Don't ask me
That bitch won't get off my case, You knew that
Right,,,she has a gutter mouth,,,
Her criticisms were always personal
Remember hotpot last Christmas at your place?
Cuttlefish balls are really chewy
Try one
Not as bouncy as her boobs
They're always on the front cover
Those geeks rushed over to the Book Fair to buy a copy,
thinking they were buying a photo album,
only to find out it was full of words
Typos and misspelled words no less
An illiterate writing books
How could I forget? I was there
But that time was self-defense
You picked the fight
I did?
I want a raw egg
You want an egg?
Hi!
Hello! Welcome
I thought you're bringing seafood
Where's the seafood?
I was in a hurry, I forgot
The driver had to wait till the minibus is full
Sorry, I'm late
I'm sorry
How appropriate,,,
Minibus riding a minibus
What Minibus?
You didn't know?
Haven't your heard?
Her new name on the internet is "Minibus"
Why?
Because she's strutting down the streets in a miniskirt,
like a minibus
waiting for people to hop on
Cuttlefish balls are really good
Try one
I was just repeating what people said
I was OK with you guys calling me Rosalin Boobs
It's not my fault the netizens gave her a nickname
The bitch
and I were in a band
she always used me as her background when we go live
"Why leave when you're in love, but it's stupid to stay"
"Why bear the pain of love?"
"if I say let go, don't hold my hand"
"Set me free"
"Memory is sufficient"
You know what that bitch did?
She purposely found a sponsor,
who gave us nothing but turtlenecks
and forced me to wear them
Hell, use pads if you're flat like a board
Why force me to wear turtlenecks?
Is she a bitch or what?
Alright,,,
She scowls at us
But bats her eyes at the big bosses
She treats them like a human ATM
and tells them,,,
"you're awesome!"
She bribes people to give her likes
She's so full of chicken shit
She thinks anyone who's prettier has had plastic surgery
She had it but didn't help her career at all
So sad!
Hey!
The whole town knows you hate her guts
What brings you here, bitch?
What are you doing?
Are you blind?
This is a BDSM class
Hold on,,,
loop the rope around in the back,
do a cross knot, yes,,,
When it's even on both sides, loop it back,,,yes!
Hey, you must do better than the pupils
You're here by yourself?
Not exactly,,,
The nerve of you to show up!
Planning to put me in your book again?
Get off her case
You're not the only one, She wrote about us all
I'm sorry
A leopard can't change its spots
That's your excuse?
Let's not talk about that now
We have a bigger problem
Like what?
Fuck!
Oh my god!
What can we do?
That's why May sent me here
Let's see how we can help June
But I'm in the middle of a class
Your friend is in trouble
That's more important
S&M can wait
Exactly! We can practice drip wax
Untie me so we can get going
Damn! It's a dead knot!
Are you shitting me?
Get me a pair of scissors
Hey, be careful!
They're on their way, I just spoke to them
Forget it, I'm not going in
Hey!
Do this for me, OK?
Listen,
if she calls me Minibus again, I'm leaving
OK,,,
The bitch,,,
Because she's still getting likes on IG,
that bitch badmouthed me in her songs
It's bad taste to fight with a bitch like her
You think so too?
IG is for illiterates, FB is for cultured folks
Yo! Right on!
They should be here by now
Because she has over 200K followers on FB,
she goes live and picks on me
Just ignore her, Who uses FB these days?
You have more followers on IG
You think IG is more important?
Of course!
FB is for fossils, Let's go
- Hey! - You came,,,
Sit down,,,
- Let's put the tables together - Ok
Hey,,,making yourselves at home? Leave my tables alone
Having a party?
How many of you?
Eight!
No, just seven
What? Eva can't make it?
She's teaching
Teaching is good
Teach the kids when they're young
Or they'll have no manners like you,
moving things around without asking
Where should we sit?
I'm working on it
Take the booths
Four over here, three over there
Or three over here, four over there
Suit yourselves
Better get a booth
Looks like you'll be here long
How fitting! Minibus riding a minibus
You're not helping me with that?
Get it yourself
Who asked you to come early?
You ordered a drink and sat for 2 hours
Why should I help you?
Are you sick? I'm busy
- Sicko,,, - What happen?
- Exactly! - The nerve of you
Put that over there
- Invite him to play S&M next time, - Go ahead,
I don't like finger taste,
What time will your Boss leave?
Usually around 6
But after she had the baby,
not sure if she'll leave early to feed him
Let's play it safe
We must find the milk before 5 o'clock
That's easier said than done, How?
I heard people who are into SM,
are quite hooked on role play
They're willing to pay for breast milk so they can play baby
You know anyone?
My clients don't do breast milk
Let's go online and search for breast milk
Search for private milk!
Private milk
Did you check Taobao?
Even Taobao can't make it
Hey, Genius,
it's breast milk, not beast milk
Just ask if you can't spell
Listen,
just because we're on your turf,
doesn't mean minibus is king
See? You heard her!
- I'm sure she didn't mean it - Sit down!
You're not the reason we're here today
Settle your differences somewhere else
May hates me but she's willing to help
If June were not in trouble,
when was the last time we sat in the same room?
And you! You always go to June for help
Did she ever say no?
She's in deep shit today
Don't we owe it to her to help her out?
Stop your petty bickering!
Exactly! June is up shit creek today
Remember your dog got sick when you were out of town?
Who took the dog to the vet?
And you! Who was your guarantor,
when you needed a bank loan?
And you!
Remember when your Dad visited you,,,
and you needed someone to be your chick
Who dropped everything at work,
and took him to Lau Fau Shan for seafood?
And you didn't even show up!
Sorry, Madam!
Today, June is in trouble
We must help her no matter what
I'm really grateful, you guys!
Time is running out
Where can we find the milk?
Hey, I'm sorry!
Is it really good?
That's what I heard
Really? Let me see,,,
I'll try this
Waiter! Take order
Coming!
Pineapple butter, iced lemon tea, little sugar,,,
Fuck! Are you local?
Speak English
Pineapple butter,,,
Iced lemon tea,,,
Little sugar,,,
Speak English!
I,,,I am talking English,,,now
God help me!
Speak English!
Set A, B, C or D?
Which set?
Set B
Set B, Right?
Took you long enough
You two are just browsing?
Order now
Set A
And you?
Set C
Set C, Right?
As simple as ABC
Don't drink that! It's for rinsing
Sets A, B and C
Let's pan him online
What did you say?
I said,,,I'll recommend you online
Good!
Send someone who can speak English
OK,,,
ABC,,,I'll give you a hand
Who recommended this place?
It's a shelter
Openrice
Openrice? I'll pan it on Openrice
This fat guy is a cocky SOB
No,,,
he's right
Don't make it so complicated
The 8 of us should be like this menu
We split up
Set A, you two go find Eva at the kindergarten
You might find a sucking child out there
Set B, the three of you
check online for private milk for sale
What about me?
Set C, go back to the office and stall your Boss
What about you?
Set D,
I get back on my beat, Call me if you need me
Let's go!
What's wrong?
That bitch is such a jinx
I get sick every time I see her
Even if I spot her picture online,
I'd get sick for 2 days
You must be sworn enemies from a previous life
It's just up ahead, Hurry up
Class,
I have a question for you
Watch the blackboard,
we have 7 kids,
but only 3 apples
and a knife
How can we cut 4 times
and share the apples evenly?
Can you answer me?
Give them the whole apple
The whole apple?
Why are you here?
Can we have a word outside?
I'm in the middle of a class
This won't take long
Get out! We're in a class
Get out,,,
Followed?
Cut them up?
What did you say?
Make 4 cuts?
Make 4 cuts? That should do it
Hey!
Come out first, It's urgent
What's wrong?
Stomach ache
Keep talking
Where's the toilet?
Turn right up ahead, one floor down
I'll find it
What's the matter with her?
She has to take a dump, Come over here
What kind of shithole is this?
I found this place online
They sell breast milk to men
You know how much men want to try it
That's sick!
Sick? Japanese eat young girl's shit
Handroll or sashimi?
With or without wasabi?
Over here!
What? This is a clothing store
It's my cover, Missy!
Are you Keung?
Szeto Nai-keung to those who don't know me, Move!
Is this a sting operation?
No, We want to role play as parents bottle feeding breast milk
I play the Mom
You?
I'm the Dad
Oh!
I'm the baby
I want milk
You're so cute
There's actually a market for breast milk?
We call it private milk
Go away!
Are you shitting me?
What are you doing in here?
You're in the men's room
Anything is possible in this world
That's what we called
the law of supply and demand
1800
It was $1,200 on the website
I'm hard on cash and things are tense
You want it or not?
$1,800?
Hold on,,,
this is a fake!
Says who?
All my clients come back for more
Szeto Nai-keung is not your real name
You're Taobao Keung, right?
Taobao Keung? You know him?
You used to sell on Taobao?
He looked familiar when I walked in
He had a shop across the street from mine,
selling fragrant underwear worn by schoolgirls
But 9 out of 10 were fakes
That's why we call him Taobao Keung
People get ringworms from wearing what he sold
Those were not underwear from schoolgirls
He wore them himself
Some even had ringworms on their tongues
Hey! I told them to smell,
but they chose to lick
It's not my fault they didn't listen
Let's go, It's fake milk
I don't care what you say about me
But,,,the milk is genuine
Really? Why don't you try it?
Alright,,,you win, It's fake
I added a little condensed milk to ordinary milk
If you can,
perfect anything you do, it becomes art
Look the other way, Don't look at me
Can you fetch me some toilet paper, kid?
More, please
A little bit more?
But it's not eco-friendly
Just this time, Can you get me one as tall as you?
Thank you
Kid!
Come here, kid!
It's not flushing?
Ours are usually not so big
What can we do?
Why don't we try to chop it
ls there a column-like object?
Nobody can tell after we clean up
This is for you
Nobody can tell after we clean up
Supply is really tight lately
We have no supply from the milk head
Milk head?
The source
What were you thinking?
Why don't you tell us
where you got your goods?
What can I say?
Alright,,,A doula stole it
Give me the contact
We need a bottle today
Why?
Or we'll charge you for access to milk head with criminal intent
Here, take it, But I don't know
if she has anything to sell, I make no guarantees
- Don't take it with you! - Let's go
Give it back,,,
This voice doesn't work?
Oh my God!
That's why we're here
Why me? I don't have any
Hey, this is a kindergarten
There must be a sucking child around
Someone might have a bottle of breast milk
Not in my class
Maybe they have one next door
Who?
Fai
He might have it, Ask him
But he's a bit weird
Let's go
Fai-fai, did you bring your milk bottle?
Really?
She wants to try breast milk
Can you let her try?
I never had it when I was a kid
Now I would love to try it
Can you help me find a bottle of milk?
What will you trade me?
Don't be so skimpy
What do you want, kid?
I want to hold the ball
Are you shitting me?
Think of the big picture
How old is he? This is outrageous!
I have nothing to do with this
I only work here, I'll pretend I didn't hear it
Make your own deal
Precisely because he's a kid, We should play fair
His hand is so tiny he can't grope you
It'll be like a mosquito bite
You're capable of saying anything
Do this for June
We have a deal
Just once
Come on! I'm ready
Go ahead
Don't be scared
I want,,,
Ball! I want that ball
Don't look at me, You thought so too
I'll take care of this
Give me the ball
See how hard she's trying?
- Give me the ball - No
You like this ball?
Fai, catch!
Bravo! You held the ball!
Where's the milk?
I don't have any
Fai doesn't have any
My Mom and his Mom are friends
His Mom makes his milk from powder
If you want breast milk, ask me
And what do you want?
500
$500? What for? How old are you?
I'm saving money to buy a flat
NOW?
At your age?
Do you own a flat?
See? That's because you didn't save up when you were little
Do you have $500?
Are you sure?
Look, if I was willing to let that kid grab my boobs
I'll give this one $500, It's for June
Here,,,$500
Where's the milk?
Wait here same time tomorrow
Tomorrow is too late
Even Taobao doesn't do same day delivery
Give me back my $500
Hey!
Where to?
Pentland Apartments in Sai Kung
OK!
Fasten your seat belts
You're so attentive
Wow, you're big
You train?
Sometimes
What's wrong with you two?
One in the front, the other in the back
He's in heat, He scrambles up front
You think he's training up to be a construction worker?
Nothing,,,
I was worried you have forgotten how to take me from behind
That's why I took the front seat so you can see my back
I can't see unless you pull off your pants now
OK,,,my bad for shooting off my mouth
Forget what I said
Driver, turn on the radio
Sure!
I'll help you
Can we go to the parenting website,
and ask those Moms for a bottle of milk?
I heard breastfeeding Moms
like to share with Moms who don't have enough milk
Where can we find a kid?
They don't know us, Without a kid,
why would anyone give you a bottle?
Stop banning my ideas
You have a better one?
Think about it
I have a live show at 3:15
My fans are waiting
We don't have to try so hard
You have tons of fans
Go live and get them to help us
But they don't have milk
The kid this morning gave me an idea
We'll swap milk for milk
Within the next 2 hours,
whoever can get us a bottle,
can squeeze your boobs once
There must be a die-hard geek out there,
who would steal from his sister
or mother, Let them think of a way
I don't think so
because my fans
love my writing, not my body
Hello, everyone!
Rosalin needs a bottle of breast milk in 2 hours
If anyone out there can help me find one,
I'll let you
touch my boobs
Gently, of course
If you have it, text me
Now I know they like my boobs after all
You're the only one who didn't know
It's a blessing to be fantasized by all
so many
You just broke a new record
You saved the day for June!
We swap a bottle for a squeeze
We need human breast milk
To be precise, it's Vitasoy brought by a human being
You should be a standup comedian
Out!
,,,Breast milk!
It stinks, Don't tell me that's human breast milk
Drink that,,,
,,,and you'll have a baby
and you'll have milk
Thanks a lot, Save it for your Mom
Hey!
Hi, I have no milk of any kind
I'm just passing by, thought I'd give it a shot
We can shake on it or squeeze your boobs and be friends,
That applies to you too Come on!
Hey,,,
All of you here to buy a bottle of milk?
No, do you have it?
Yes! Fork over the money, $2,000
$2,000?
That's not the price online, lady
We're short on supply, I'm risking my life
If I get caught, I'll lose my job
Take it or leave it
Why didn't you give it to Keung?
The goods are hard to steal, Here,,,
The mother is sleeping upstairs
I sent the chauffeur and the maid to the market
You have 30 minutes
There are plenty of cameras around
Make sure you wear a mask
If you got caught, you'll get me in trouble
Hey, aren't we buying from you?
Why do we have to steal it?
I told you I'm risking my life for this
If it was that easy, I'd do it myself
I won't need you, right?
Yes or no?
You have 30 minutes, Be careful!
I'm here to buy milk
I didn't sign up for burglary
Where can we find a mask?
I had,,,met a guy, He's a fireman in Sai Kung
So?
You are,,,
Call me Ho, I don't know why either
You needed a bottle and,,,
I got you one
I don't want anything in return
I don't want these assholes to insult or profane you
You don't deserve that
Your voice sounds familiar, Have we met?
I don't know, There's only one girl for me
Haruki Murakami is right about meeting that perfect girl
I just met mine, I don't want anything
Because,,,
The river understands its responsibility to the flower
Its duty is to escort the flower
If the journey is a happy one, life has no regret
Water drops evaporate to become clouds in the sky
Petals flow downstream and take root in the soil
My destiny is sealed
You're wet,,,I mean your eyes
Tell May we found a bottle
Go ahead, I'll let you get wet
Some guy got us a bottle
Somehow he looks awfully familiar
I just sent you his picture, You know him?
Ho?
He's a punk
I just questioned him this morning
Better have someone double check the bottle
Thanks a lot, Bye!
How is it?
So high?
My ass,,,
Watch out,,,
I really don't want to play with her
She's always discarding the wrong tile
It's no fun
It's difficult to play with her
Just like yesterday, it was obvious one player had a pure hand
How can she discard 7 Bamboos?
It's difficult to play with her
"Try to lure her away"
"Me?"
"Distract her any way you can"
"How can I do it?"
But we must quit before my husband comes home
Of course
"Hurry up!"
OK,,,tomorrow at 1
Hey, wait!
There's a Smurf outside my door
What are you doing?
My name is Anyone
I'm from the Fire Services Department
I'm here to promote the message anyone can save a life
Let me show you a song
"Left hand, right hand, keep them straight on your chest,"
"5 cm deep,,,"
"Press twice per second,,,"
Alright,,,get lost!
Go find someone else
5 cm is crucial
Because everyone's sternum is different
When you press down,
the feeling is different for everyone
Shall I do another demonstration?
Since when did firemen become lechers?
Don't pick on firemen
Anyone can be a lecher
Get lost, Do your gig next door
Please give me another chance
They like this sort of thing
Go next door
WTF! Why did you shut the door?
- We should pick up after ourselves - Why?
I ran into it!
Fuck! Soy milk!
Where's the accessible toilet?
Outside, turn left
No, Let's go to your place
Open up!
After the gentlest resonance
Call me
I better run
There's really no cure for stupidity
He's different
Other people just want to grab my boobs
He's serious about me
Seriously, it's soy milk
How did you know?
He's genuinely serious about me
Of course he is
He headed straight for the accessible toilet
I'm saying it's a bottle of soy milk
What?
Why did you hand it to me?
You should say something
Don't reach out your hand if you didn't know better
Your hands are weak from jerking off
There's really no need to bring that up
Which one of your eyes saw me do that?
Eye A, B and C
- Eye C? When? - See all
Don't bother to deny it
- When? - Don't quarrel
Last time we went to Phuket
You can't fool me
We hadn't had a nice fuck for so long
I thought we could do that in Phuket
But you'd rather jerk off than touch me
Show me your wallet
Let's see whose picture you're jerking off at
Don't do this
Please don't go!
Don't do this, Please don't go!
Why?
You were looking at my picture
Why didn't you tell me?
I've had enough of you!
Why did you train so hard?
I like you better when you were pudgy
You were the No, 1 cuddly bear
Look at those abs, You're now the Incredible Hulk
I jerk off thinking about the chubby you
Tell me,,,you train so hard,,,
because you found someone else?
I had a body check last year
The doctor said I have fatty liver disease,
hyperglycemia, hyperlipidemia and hypertension
If I don't lose weight, it's a good chance, I will die
You know?
Fucking die, man
What do you want me to do?
If something happens to me,
who's gonna take care of you?
This is Hong Kong, darling
We can't get married
I have to lose weight,
you think I like to go to the fucking gym?
And beat myself up?
And eat that fucking tasteless steamed white chicken?
Braised pork belly was my favorite fucking dish!
Why didn't you tell me?
You didn't tell me you like me fat either
What's the use of telling you about my poor health?
You can't help me
We're a couple
I don't want you to worry
Sorry,,,
Sorry!
"Its great everything is out in the open,"
"Hold that thought, Don't get horny,"
"We still don't have the bottle of milk,"
"Save your roll in the sack for tonight,"
"Where can we get a bottle of breast milk?"
"Where? Give me milk! Give me milk!"
"Don't listen to me sing, Go find the milk, Go!"
Let's get back to business
On my way out,
I saw a breastfeeding room in the mall
That's where we can find breast milk
Let's steal a bottle from there
Let's call them
"Go! 'Let's go!
Fuck! Everything is fake
Just like your book
You love someone,
he loves to shag someone
Boris called
He has a plan
Let's go find him
Can you keep this to yourself?
Fix your hair, That's a dead giveaway
Well?
We had this all figured out
We'll pose as members of the Rainbow Breast Milk Club,
soliciting breast milk
for gay couples to feed their adopted child
"No" Milk Club?
Only people have no milk like you could come up with that
It's "mo" as in "mother"
Not "mo" as in "no", genius!
I'm sure it's the same word to you
Only an illiterate like you would come up with that
Stop it!
Where is it? Hurry up!
"Donate your drop of love Quell the hunger"
"Rainbow Breast Milk Club"
"Your love is breast milk Breast milk is love"
Hurry UP!
More to the center
You set up a booth already?
Of course! When a friend is in need,
I'd chip in money
and/or my ex
I have 2 exes in production
I should go Bye!
Bye!
Call me, darling
Sure!
He has enough exes to make the next "X-Men"
You are so naughty
Don't be sarcastic
Hey,,,told you to save that for tonight
Sorry, I can't help it
There are plenty of breastfeeding rooms in this mall
Let's find someone to donate a bottle
We have such team spirit
Yes!
The hole is too small
I can get it in, darling
Thanks!
Yes, I'm in
Done!
Give out the flyers,,,
Go,,,
The bottle is pink
Can you help us out?
Hi, please take one, Take a flyer,
We're from the Rainbow Breast Milk Club
We're a non-profit charity organization
Our nipples produce no milk
But we have kids too
Some kids never get to taste breast milk
They need our care and concern
Well, Life is like a rainbow, breast milk is running low
A drop of life
Do you have breast milk?
Please take one
Read this
You should have plenty of milk
Sorry, I don't breastfeed
I'll check with a friend, Thank you
Do you have milk?
Nothing Time is running out
Nothing
Sorry,,,
Excuse me, Are you the Pink Lin?
Pink Ladies!
Right,,,sorry! Pink Ladies, right?
It's them, They're the Pink Ladies!
Long time no see!
We used to listen to you sing all the time
We are huge fans!
Why are you giving out flyers?
Miss,
the Pink Ladies
are the spokespersons for the Rainbow Breast Milk Club
They're actually lesbians,,,
Oh,,,
I didn't expect to see them here
I'm so excited, I haven't heard you sing for so long
Why don't you sing together anymore?
She was sleeping around
and I dumped her
You're back together now?
She begged me to take her back when she couldn't pick anyone up
When will you sing again?
Oh, didn't you know?
They're the spokespersons of this event
and wrote a theme song for us
Can you sing for us?
I'd love to hear it
Sure I love to sing
Give her a beat
"Love tore us apart and brought us back together"
"I realize you're most precious after the pain"
"Love keeps us together"
"I'd give anything to see you happy"
"Just like Moms will do anything for their babies"
"Ready to breastfeed them anytime, anywhere"
"Your breast milk is the greatest love for the baby"
"Let us share your love"
Calling, something fishy near breastfeeding room
That's all I have I hope it's enough
We welcome any donation
I thank you on behalf of all the gays and lesbians in Hong Kong
Thank you
But there's a slight problem
What is it?
I had spicy hotpot last night
The milk might be a bit spicy
We'll take what we get
No problem, Thank you for your contribution
I hope it's helpful
Goodbye
- Goodbye - I hope it's helpful
- Goodbye - You are the best,
Is it still warm?
Fresh and warm, Perfect!
Why so many security guards?
Who's stealing milk on my turf?
- Stay away from me! - What to do?
Stay away from me!
Move!
Hell?",,,
You go here, the others follow me,
Don't run!
Let's go!
Get out!
Mind the wet floor!
Give me back!
My kind of guy!
Thanks!
Pass through here
Stay back or I'll drop it
Go ahead, You wouldn't dare!
Don't dare me!
Throw it!
The third floor
Come back,,,
Watch me,,,
Fail
Try again!
What? Even Transformers will run out of battery
Go!
Quick!
Go!
You have the milk? Let's go, hurry!
Be quick! They are after us
What's this?
Don't ask
We got it, Where's your Boss' bottle?
Hold on,,,
Yours looks different
The mother had spicy hotpot last night
That's just chili oil
Just skim it like we do in hotpot
That's not very nice
What if the kid gets sick?
A little spice is good for him
It'll be like enema, It's healthier
Enema? He's only a few months old
There's no time, Let's talk inside
No! Come here,,,
Where did she put it?
In the fridge in the pantry
Let's not do the swap
I'll just tell her the truth
You said it yourself
She has Postpartum Depression
and is looney all the time
If she knew you gave her son's bottle to someone else,
she'll fire you
Maybe not
I helped her secure a big client today
She was thrilled
and Mr, Cheung praised me
Maybe honesty is the best policy
What if it's not?
You'll have to move
You know damn well
your husband is out of work, What then?
The mother gave the same milk to her son
It'll be OK
What if the kid,,,
No more what ifs
Stick this in the fridge in the pantry
The bitches, because of this bottle,
got back together
Do you wish to tell everyone
what we did today
was a complete waste of time?
But I've been thinking,,,
Project-wise,
what's the point of this exercise?
The kid won't get his Mom's milk tonight
The fact that we got back together
and even if I got canned,
these are the side effects
It's a separate matter
I need to tell the Boss
Don't be stupid, You'll get fired
To sacrifice a kid to save my own neck
crosses the line
Maybe he'll be fine in the end
But Mrs, Cha looks out for me,
I can't do this to her
ls your Boss tall and skinny?
Yes?
She took the bottle already
Calm down, Take it easy
Who messed with my bottle?
Which one of you did it?
Fess up!
It's warm and sour
I'm sorry, Mrs, Cha!
Actually I,,,
I'm sorry
My phone died earlier this afternoon
I pulled a plug to charge my phone
I realized later it was the plug for the fridge
I plugged it back in right away
You are fired!
I told you not to call me Mrs, Cha in the office
Yes, Luna
Tell HR to hire someone else tomorrow
Yes
I'm going home to babysit
Pour that away
June,,,
I think I'm too stupid
for this job
Thanks for looking after me over the last weeks
I should thank you instead
Thank you!
I thank you on behalf of the bitches
That bitch Rosalin Boobs
is at it again
She put everything
in her book again
But of course,
she left out the part in the toilet
As usual, she paraded her looks and body
The book is still full of typos and misspelled words
But the geeks love her just the same
Because they're only after her cleavage
Minibus and I finally made up
But we did not regroup the Pink Ladies
She only needs a brainless chick
with bouncing boobs to stand behind her
That's not a role for me
But someone I know is perfect for the job
She's unemployed
and I introduced them
They formed a group
and call themselves the PinkLin
Boris and I made a deal
Braised pork belly once a week
After that, we go to the gym together
If we're not dead after the gym
we'll get naughty
I'm not angry with Isabel anymore
Why lose a friend over an asshole?
But something is still eating me
If Isabel told me the truth,
why did Andy's phone log onto her Wi-Fi?
Sweetie!
Sweetie?
Sweetie, why did they call you Sweetie?
Right, Sweetie
Busy eating shrimp chips?
Get over here
Andy Leung!
Madam, do you need help?
No
I'm interrogating a molester
We'll move on
Police business
Andy Leung,
I just have one question for you
When did you shag Isabel?
After we broke up
Come on
We dated for so long,
I threw away all my high heels for you
Just admit it
Be a man
Before the Christmas hotpot,
when were you in her flat?
I was never there
How many times do I have to tell you?
But your phone has her Wi-Fi password
Your phone logged onto her Wi-Fi
No, your phone logged onto her Wi-Fi
What?
I borrowed your phone that day
It was already logged onto her Wi-Fi
Remember I left my phone in a taxi?
You told me not to waste money on a new phone
You let me use your old phone
That was your phone
You mean,,,
the phone you lent me
was actually my old phone?
Yes!
So I was wrong about you,,,
It's not your fault
Actually, baby,,,
Touch me again and I'll charge you with assault of a Police officer
Sweetie, who are they?
My exes
Your exes are old enough to be my aunt
That's because your Sweetie sleeps around
Take care of yourself, Sweetie
Stay healthy, and be good to her
Have you recovered from candidiasis?
Remember your next doctor's appointment and put on the ointment
How come?
You didn't tell her why we call you Sweetie?
From candidiasis, See? "Candy" is sweet
You believe them?
Those bitches are taking you for a ride
You should know better
Finish the shrimp chips at least,
It's a crime to waste food
"I count you as a friend for a second"
"I count you as a friend for life"
"Pity that there's no going back"
"I still miss the days gone by"
Without June's crisis,
we wouldn't have gotten back together
The "bitches" chat group on WhatsApp
would have stayed at the bottom of the page
Friends who had a falling out is not the worst
Drifting apart for no reason
is what leaves people at a loss
Everyone has a ruler deep down,
and they tend to make judgements
You assume people betray you;
that you have the right to repackage and sell someone else's privacy
that LF means low fat;
or jerking off means thinking of someone else
Based on these judgements,
we decide to do one thing,
or not to do it
To get mad at someone;
or swallow the apology you're about to make;
or choose not to send a certain emoji
It's easy to say "I love you",
but impossible to ask
"why are you mad at me?"
There are many sides to every situation
We have all heard that recording from the internet,
about a woman screaming at a man
"I really must congratulate you"
Everyone interprets it differently
Some sensed jealousy
Some felt anger
But what I heard
is love
You'll only be angry with
someone you love
In this day and age,
if you're still capable of loving someone,
I really must congratulate you
"if you ask me, I have no excuses"
"to hide from you, We don't hold a grudge"
"How come old friends can't stay friends in the end?"
"Can't tell if you're friend or foe"
"I can't read you anymore"
"As time goes on"
"The stranger tomorrow is my best friend from yesterday"
"I knew after we part company, we have our lives to live"
"The weird thing is I accepted we'll go our separate ways"
"no one but you could make me cry like this"
"as bad as a couple splitting up"