Standing at the Mandap, I will ask;
Do you love me?
And he will say, "Yes",
No,,,"I do"!
No-no-no; to be continued,
Crazy in love, Perfect Man
Perfect Bride,
Frank and Carlos,
Party cakes, brinjal sandwiches, and,,,
Okay, medicines,,, fever, headache,,,
Am I forgetting anything? Remind me something,,,
Bruises, babe, - Yeah,
Bruises?
So cute, nah,
Bra-Bra-Bra, Lacie,
Strapless, cotton for the road,
Oh my, God, Koro, I love that peach one,
Show me, Show me, Show me,
I look hot, no,
I just bought it yesterday from Los Angeles,
You know Koro, I have red, yellow, green
but I just don't have this one,
Doesn't matter, keep it,
Oh really,,,
iPhone, iPod, IPad,
I-Pill, - Ohh Naughty-naughty,
Sister Koro, your letter's ready,
Is it emotional?
Hello,
Hello, Koro,
Hi, baby, - We're here, Come down,
Okay, I am ready, Five minutes,
Okay,,,
Come on, press it, Quickly,
Did I pack everything?
My snowbell,
Koro, hurry up, - Come on, all in,
Did you pack lip gloss?
Pay attention,
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Are you listening? - Yeah,
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Lovers like me are very few,
It's an English poem,
And you wrote it, - Your bro did,
What the,,,
Shut up! What are you doing?
Make a small one for me, - Come on,
Stop-stop-stop,,,
What's your plan? - It's simple,
We'll go to your uncle in Raigad,
Get married, Then straight to Mumbai,
Pay Doga the money,
Sign the producer's film, - And then,,,
I am so excited,
I'll have a small home, I'll cook, I'll clean,
Big bungalow,
BMW,,, Audi with drivers,
Sumit and I will go vegetable shopping, then vegetable chopping,
Walk on the red carpet,
Drink champagne, - What the,,,
Wear Armani,,, I'll be a star, dude,
And I'll be happily married,
Sis, there might be lizards on the wall,
Oh my, God,
Please don't forget your brother,,, - The ladies are here,
Don't mind, but looks more like someone raided their home
and they have been caught doing something illegal,
Sober up, Keep this inside,
Why so serious, man?
Baby,,, I miss you so much,
Hello, girls, - Hi,,,
Is someone going to give us a hand too?
We're here,,, We're here to help you,
Allow me, - Here you go,
Careful, - Give it to him,
And this one also,
Girls, meet Prashant, my underwear friend,
And Prashant, that's,,, - I get it,
She's sister-in-law's underwear,,,
Well, we don't particularly share our underwear, so,,,
Well, even we never really shared our underwear,,,
Be quiet, - Come on,
Hurry up, Prashant,,,
But,,, we might have worn it sometimes,,,
Excuse me, - Sorry, sorry,,,
Come, - Be comfortable,
Hurry up, If papa wakes up, then,,,
I know,,, He'll make a hole in our underwear,
I heard that guy, - Sorry,
Gi, move over, - Where?
Gi? Is your name Gi?
Gitika, - I see,,,
Hello, Gitika, - Hello,
Bye-Bye Mr, Nair,
Your daughter is galloping with me, Talk to you later,
Galloping?
It's eloping, eloping, We're eloping, - Same to same,
Be comfortable, girls,
Yeah, I am okay,
Sumit Uppal, you were drinking,
Not me, baby, Prashant was trying to force me,
You know I don't drink, - Why are you lying?
Didn't you say that you want a bachelor's party?
Sister-in-law, I had no such,,, - Oh my, God,
This is going to be fatal, Koro,
Stop! - Strange,
Honestly, Sumit, did I force you to drink?
Don't you know about the road rules? - So why are you lying now?
Look,,, now he's saying it himself,
Who is she? - Snowbell,
Koro's pet,
Baby, you won't be able to handle my queen,
Chill, I have a learner's license, - What happened?
Bro, your queen's absolutely safe in sister-in-laws,
Hail Radha-Krishna,
Here, you can binge on some Brinjal sandwiches,
No, I only take water with this, No brinjal, please,
Please,
Koro made these herself, - I see,,,
Yeah,,,
Then I'll take one, - Gi, would you like some?
No, I am not hungry right now,
You eat it, - Yeah,,,
You eat one too,
Brinjals are good for health,
Baby, it's different, - Isn't it?
By the way, sister-in-law Sumit's quite romantic too,
Show her what you bought for her, Show it,
Should I? - Yeah, show her,
Take a look,
Ta-dah!
Oh no,,,
Oh my, God, My wedding ring,
How romantic, A diamond ring,
It's from America, - What?
Of course,,,
He's adorned the ring, That's amazing,
Sumit, you're a true lover,
Straight out of my love stories,
Koro, when girl and boy become two bodies but one soul
it's all that matters,
The main characters,
It's forever,
It's the main factor,
Wow, he's right,
Is that English? - Of course, that's English,
Only for my Koro darling,
Koro, did you bring all your card and cash?
Honestly, I'm completely dependent on you,
Sumit,,, - Sister-in-law, the same goes for me,
Yeah Koro, even I have forgotten my credit cards at home,
So, you know,,, in a haste,,, - Relax, don't worry,
I have a credit card, debit card,,, - What?
And I've made ID card also,
Sumi, you look like a very intelligent girl to me,
So what do you do professionally?
Well you know, I organize parties, I am always on Page 3,
Haven't you seen anything?
Stupid,
It's a really difficult job,
I mean to feature in the newspaper,
My own grandmother had to die for it, - What?
Sumit,,, - Yeah,
On my grandma's memorial service
we gave an advertisement in the newspaper,
That's when her single picture was featured in the newspaper,
It's really difficult, I salute you, - Guys,,,
Let's make some noise,
What say,,, - Of course, turn it on,
One,,, Two,,,
Three,,, !
Love you Koro!
"I went crazy when I saw you,"
"My world's spinning around,"
"There's music playing in the back, And drums in the foreground,"
"I went crazy when I saw you,"
"My world's spinning around,"
"There's music playing in the back, And drums in the foreground,"
"Come on and get the groove, Coz I just love to move,"
"'Coz I rule the floor, silly,"
"Girl, when I see your face,"
"As the wild beat plays,,,"
"My heart's races away,,,"
"As the wild beat plays,,,"
"Girl, when I see your face,"
"As the wild beat plays,,,"
"My heart's races away,,,"
Look out!
Hit the brakes,
Turn the wheel! Turn the wheel!
Hit the brakes,
Sumit,
Oh no,,,
Stop it,
Open the roof! Open the roof!
Sumi, Sumi,,, - This way,
Okay, coming, coming,
Hurry up, - I need your help,
Come on Sumit,
Sumit the car is drowning,
Gitika, Sumi, up there,,,
Sumit, come up,
No Vikram, how can you say something like this? - Ma'am,,,
It's not written in any of the love stories, - Ma'am, I am warning you,
If you damage the car, you will have to pay a fine,
Vik,,, Vikram, - Ma'am,
I can't,,, You can't break up with me,
Not like this, - We love each other, don't we?
Madam, you'll get us killed,,, - Stop it!
You're so useless that you read that stupid novel all day
and then you apply it to me,
Am I some kind of project, - Madam,,, madam,,,
But you're 6'1,,, and I am 5'7,
We're a perfect match, aren't we?
Please,,, There's nothing common between us,
And by the way, who are you to decide
whether I'll have caramel popcorn or spicy popcorn?
Spicy is for tacky's, right,
Koroli madam, - Just a minute, Mr, Santo,
I am on a very important call, - Call,,, forget the call,,,
From my underwear to my car there's just one brand, Koroli,
Are you calling me a,,, - Leach,
I am calling you a leach,
Koroli, it's not working between us, Why don't you understand?
What are you doing, ma'am?
But I am pregnant, - Pregnant,
Pregnant?
Pregnant,,,
But how?
I mean,,, someday,
Ma'am, I cannot drive the car like this, - Frank and Carlos,,,
Shut up,
My children will be called Vijay and Ajay Understand,
Really? - Yeah,,,
Crazy woman,,, ruined my day,
What do you think you're doing? Who drives like this?
Hello, uncle, - Bravo my little soldier,
Hail Lord Bajrangbali,
Bravo, Bravo,,,
Stop crying?
Should I exercise my arms or legs? - Chest,,,
Okay, - Bro,,, your body's looking fabulous,
The day my face gets featured too
I won't talk to anyone in Lajpat Nagar,
Did you use oil for this?
Dude's body is just amazing,,, - Go on,,,
Yeah,,,
Keep this down,
Focus on your face cut, Look,,,
Sumit, Doga speaking from Mumbai?
Yes, Mr, Doga, Did you receive my pics?
Yes, sonny boy, I got your pics
and I've even fixed your meeting with the producer,
The date is 20th April,
You'll be playing the role of an NRI,
Karma Productions,
DDLJ part 3,
Part 3?
Number 2 is very unlucky for them,
Understand,
Just join a crash course in English, - Yes,,,
Learn some English and come down to Mumbai,
Another small thing,
Bring some finance along too,
Yes, of course, How much do you need?
Not much,,,
Something around 200,000-250,000,
Look, son, there's lot of competition in the market,
And these things are necessary,
I've fixed your meeting with the producer,
Don't even think about canceling it? - No,
Don't worry, Mr, Doga, See you on the 20th,
Of course, you're welcome, Understood, - Bye,
I got a Film, - Bro's got a film,,,
Back to training, - Get back,
But dad, I met with an accident,
What else do you expect to happen
if you talk on the phone while driving?
Koro you have been a disappointment,
But dad,,, - You quit
your Business Management studies in the US and came back home,
I thought you'll handle the family business, show some interest,
But,,, look at yourself,
No ambition what so ever,
You know Raman,
Raman,,, her cousin,
He has taken over his father's business,
Rohan and Riya are doing have done outstanding,,,
I only understand literature,
I don't understand business, accounts, money,,,
I get confused,
Mom,,, - Obviously,
That's why you take everything for granted,
Everything here, in this house, is free for you,
If someday you have to live here by yourself,,,
Just one day, Leslie,,,
Then you'll know how important these numbers are,
Leslie, the daughter of a successful business
is an ordinary English counselor,
What a shame,
What a shame, Leslie, - But Krishna, calm down,
Sonu, why is your hair growing like grass?
Are they not taking a full shot of you again,
They need a rugged look,
Take me to see your director,
I will ask him myself
when is he going to shoot my son's face,
Forget it,
Forget what? Who gets a picture taken without the face?
Stupid,
Mom,,, did you see Sholay? - Yeah,
Sanjeev Kumar's hands were chopped off, right,
Yeah,,,
But the film was a hit, wasn't it? - Yeah,,,
Take this, and serve breakfast,
I love you mummy,
Shameless, Get lost,,,
Piping hot flat breads,
Listen,,, which ad are you shooting for today?
Condom,
Look Sonu, I am warning you,
I am a single mother, and I won't tolerate these things in my house,
Chill, mom, It's for a social cause,
Don't you want the population to be in control?
Why don't you tell your director to use his sons for such ads?
He's turned gay in order to curb population,
It's so hot, - What kind of people are you spending time with?
I am leaving, see you later,
Listen,,, don't forget to take God's blessings,
Yeah, mom,
Hello,,,
Thank you,
Did you wax?
Take your shirt off and get to the set,
Right here?
Fix the model's hair, Quickly, - Fix my hair,
Hello, sir, - Who is he?
Model, sir, Model, - Model,
Here's the pack,
It's a simple love-making scene,
I'll do it, sir, No problem,
Are you sure? - Yes,
Can he do it? - Of course, he can,
Fine, go, - We'll do something, Come,
Thank you, sir, - Yeah, okay,
Hey setting, move out from there,
Hurry up, do it fast,
Cover yourself with this blanket, Cover yourself,
Lighting is ready?
Hi, myself Sumit Uppal, - Hi, Lovjot,
Are you nervous? - Why?
Where are my fritters?
Listen,,,
As soon as they say action, you just climb on me,
You know, the top angle looks the best,
Don't try to teach me acting,
You just pull my arm, and I'll come on top like this,
Okay,
How much more time do you need for lighting?
Are you ready, hero?
Ready, sir, - Ready,,,
We don't have time,
Roll camera, - Yeah, call-call,,,
And action, - Okay, action-action-action,,,
You must move, Cover yourself,
Cut, Who is that fool?
Stop it, Stop it, Call him back, - Stop,
He's completely mad,
Got it, sir? - Yes, we got it,
Come on, - You did well,
You're experienced,
Sir, these body-models have a lot of energy,
I am not going to use this shot, understand, - Yeah,,,
Thank you, sir, Thank you,
Take his number,
Come on, now the next shot,,,
Yeah,,, - 9833
9833!
750 - 750,,,
And?
What's next? What's your number?
Get lost,
We'll put up a window there, Let's go take a look,
Okay, let's go,
Pappu, where are my fritters?
Vicky, you bloody,,,
What kind of an ad did you get me this time?
And you call yourself a model coordinator,
I'll shut your business down for good,
They don't need a model on shoots like this, anyone is okay,
Have you seen my portfolio?
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Look out,
I look like a handicap,
Whenever I travel in a bus
I want to sit in the handicap section, Understand,
15 is out of the question, I won't take anything less than 25,
I'll bury you alive,
You don't know me,,,
Sorry, madam,
I,,,
Okay, ignore,
I will begin this class,,, - Madam, can I come in,
You may come in, - Thank you, madam,
Sorry,
He smarty, go sit at the back,
Since today is the first day of class
so let's start with introductions,
Myself Sumit Uppal, madam,
Hi,,,
It's not 'myself',
The application of conjunction should not precede a preposition
or if its a noun turning into a pronoun,
So it "I am Sumit Uppal"! - Yes,
Okay, madam,
So in my English class, I want each of you
to choose an English name for yourselves, Okay,
So,,, we'll start with you,
Am Shakespair, - It's Shakespeare,
Pair,,, - Peare,,,
Shakespeare,
Maridona, - No, no,,, Why are you giving up?
You are Shakespeare, - Okay, ma'am,
Next,
007
Bond,,, James Bond, ma'am,
Okay, interesting,
Next, - Madam,
Please, I need extra classes, madam,
You're the lagoon, and I'm the parched soul,
So this story is a very complicated love story,
Strangled in Love,
So, class, today is reading time,
It's a short story which I wrote when I was just a kid,
Mom and Dad of Frank and Carlos,
Where's your homework, Mr, Bond?
Mr, Bond, what is the meaning of strangled?
And in case someone doesn't understand
then please raise your hand, okay,
Madam, I am a special case, madam,
This is a staff room,
Then you come out,
I am waiting, hurry up,
Sorry,
Send the barman over, please,
Dry Martini, Wait,
3 measures of Gordon, one of Vodka,
Half a measure of Kina Lillet, Shake it over ice,
Add a thin slice lemon peel,
Oh, my,,,
You're speaking such beautiful English in just one week,
Here, - Exactly my point, mom,
Why do I have to take classes?
When I can learn it right here from Mr, James Bond,
Shut up,
We've already paid two months fee in advance,
And anyway,,, laziness is not a good thing,
My son, repeat the lines again aloud,
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me,"
Hi,,,
Koro, what is this?
Who goes to the club dressed like this?
For Casper, you need to be dressed as a sexy diva,
Look at me,
Then how about Yankee Doodles,
Just shut up and sit, - Okay,
You know Mark, my Facebook boyfriend,
He's coming all the way from Cambodia, to meet me,
With his best friend, Stevie, - Nice,
You know Stevie is so cute,
Koro,,, Oh my, God! You should totally try,
You know what I mean? - Hmmm,,,
What 'hmmm'?
I am doing this for you,
Cuter boys are faster to get,
Hmmm,,,
God, what's wrong with,,,
Sumi, - Yeah,,,
You think James Bond is cute?
Just get rid of those clips,
"The colour of your hair is brown, sweetheart,"
"They look awesome when they sway with the wind,"
"The colour of your hair is brown, sweetheart,"
"They look awesome when they sway with the wind,"
"You're high, beloved,"
"Please, take a look at me as well,"
"Come dance with me, sweetheart,"
"Come dance with me, baby,"
"Let's dance, sweetheart,"
"Come dance with me, sweetheart,"
"Come dance with me, baby,"
"Let's dance, sweetheart,"
"Drink slowly, sweetheart or you will get high,"
"You look so hot when you down those shots,"
"Makes my heart go wild,"
"Drink slowly, sweetheart or you will get high,"
"You look so hot when you down those shots,"
"Makes my heart go wild,"
"Your eyes make naughty gestures at me,"
"Everyone's suspicious, sweetheart,"
"Your eyes make naughty gestures at me,"
"Everyone's suspicious, sweetheart,"
"They all look at you,"
"I hope no one else sweeps you off your feet,"
"Come dance with me, sweetheart,"
"Come dance with me, baby,"
"Let's dance, sweetheart,"
"My high heels, beloved,,,"
"Tick-tock as I walk,"
"My perfume makes the boys pine,"
"When your tresses run loose makes the boys skip a beat,"
"They even break their bottles,"
"Take a good look at me,"
"Come dance with me, sweetheart,"
"Come dance with me, baby,"
"Let's dance, sweetheart,"
"I'll take a good look at you,"
"I'll steal your heart,"
"I'll dance with you,"
Madam,,, Madam,,,
Madam,,,
I am,,, - Mr,Bond,
Oh no, what had you eaten?
She is you friend, hold her please,
Come with me, Carefully,
That was really something, Prashant,
Let it be,
Isn't she really cute, that Karoli madam?
She was cute only until she hadn't puked,
She must have mixed her drinks,
Look, she is really sweet,
Control yourself, she's your madam,
Didn't you see 'Mera Naam Joker'?
Mr, Raj Kapoor had a crush on his teacher,
There was a beautiful song too,
"We live here,,,"
Boys find drunk girls really cute,
He's my student, Sumi,
He's not in kindergarten,
He's so hot and so sexy,,,
And gorgeous,,,
And you're single, - I just got dumped,
That's why you need to have some fun with boys,
You know, that's your problem,
You expect a proposal on the first date
and home-sweet-home feeling on the second one,
You need to have some action,
I don't want any action,
I just want to get married,
Married? To whom?
I don't know, Whoever loves me,
Chill babe, it will happen, Okay, Just remember one thing,
Action and reaction,
Do it with me,
Action and reaction, Yeah,,,
Action and reaction,
Action,,,
But where's the romance? - Romance will come later,
But remember, Action and reaction,
"And he said, I shall remember,,,"
This chapter ends on a note of redemption,
Please read chapter no, 6 for tomorrow,
Thank you, See you all,
Thank you, ma'am,
Hello, madam, How are you today? - Hello, Mr, Bond,
Koroli madam,
Ms, Koroli,
Stop running like we're in a race, and just listen to me,
What's the matter? Just listen to me,
Ma'am,,, hello, Why are you running?
I am really sorry for yesterday,
It's alright, madam,
Getting high is normal at a party, - No-no-no,,,
You're taking it wrong, I usually don't drink,
But yesterday was my first time,,, That's why,
You know,
I know,,, you got a little tipsy,
Yeah,,,
But your dance step, especially this one,,,
I swear you set the club on fire,
Okay,,,
You're funny,
All my pleasure, Koroli madam,
By the way, after classes, you can call me Koro,
Nice to meet,
Sumit Uppal,,, Lajpat Nagar 2, Gulati Gym, head coach,
The pleasure is all mine, madam, - Nice to meet you,
Pleasure,
Are you waiting for your BMW?
Yeah, I'm sure it's on the way,
Come on, I'll introduce you to my queen then, Come on,
Presenting Rani,,, English name Queeny,
I found her in a really bad condition At Manju Chhabra's garage,
Hop in, Hop in, I felt pity and adopted her,
Let the window down,
This is sports car,,,
Madam, it's a little jammed,
So next you'll ask why red?
But red is my favorite,
It's got manual windows, surround sound,
Two speakers at the back, two in the center and two up front,
Leather upholstery, and radium stickers all by me, ma'am,
Okay,
Nice,,, vintage, huh!
Koroli madam,
Koro,
Koro, please help me out,
As soon as I get in Bollywood
I'll dedicate my first Filmfare to you,
Bollywood, - Please help me out,
I helped you too,
Try it,,,
Mira,,, cu,,,
Miraculous,
Mira,,, cu,,, lus,,, las,,,
Say swear you love me, - We can't meet anymore,
Why? - My father will never agree to this,
Love can even melt stones,
Your father's no different,
He's solid as a rock, He only understands money, and not love,
But I love you from the bottom core of my heart, baby,
I,,, - I can die without you?
Really? - Honestly,,,
And, it's time for a peck,
Never mind, Never mind, Continue,
Are you hungry? - Yeah,,,
Mom, serve some breakfast, we'll be right there,
Yeah, I'll make some flat breads right away,
Go on, we'll join you,
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let's rehearse the lines once again and then have breakfast,
What kind of lines are these? I don't want to do them,
Just one more time,
And we also have to see those Bond films back-to-back,
No,,, - Please,,,
3 measures of Gordon, one of Vodka,
Half a measure of Kina Lillet, Shake it over ice,
Add a thin slice lemon peel,
Ma'am, Indian Bond,
What say? Come on, Koro,
Koro,,, listen to me, - No, no,,,
So you're half British,
Yes, my mom's a Britisher,
She was born in London,
Green card holder, - Something like that,
Very good,
And anyway, no one can ever guess
that you're Nair Industrialist's daughter,
Yes, That's exactly what my father says,
Absolutely,
What a simple and calm nature,
No attitude at all,
And you've tutored Sonu so well in English,
Forget it,
Doesn't matter if she's a little older,
It was a different time when we were young,
But these days it doesn't make a difference,
If you like her, then we'll bring home the bride,
Slow down,
Stop sounding like a broken record,
Shut up,
This is not your age to make girlfriends,
Right? - Yes,,,
And anyway, if you two love each other
then just settle down,
And I've no interest creating obstacles between you two,
I'll go get the fritters, - Okay,
Obstacle,,,
Koroli,,, you do have a horoscope, don't you?
Mummy, - What?
Horoscope,
No,,, my father never got one made, - Why?
Isn't he concerned about your marriage?
What?
Parents have a responsibility as well,
You cannot leave everything to God, - Please shut up,
He doesn't believe in God at all,
Must be on your London's side,
Just tell me your birth date, and the time you were born,
The astrologer will take care of the rest,
Have some more,
Take it, - Thank you,
You have some too, - Mom,,,
Open your mouth,
What are you doing, mom?
We haven't even fallen in love yet,
And you're already asking for her horoscope,
It's not like you think, really,
Such a sweet kid, and a wonderful family,
She's really mature too,
She'll take good care of you, - Slow down, she's right outside,
She's cosmopolitan too, And educated,
You two can earn together, settle down,
Move,,,
At least listen to me, Don't give her your bracelets,
Koroli,,,
This is for you,
Thank you, aunty, - No, aunty,,,
Call me mom,
You'll be coming over often now, - Yes,,,
Bye,
We're going to have a talk when I get back,
Nice meeting you, aunty,
Come, Koro,
I am sorry, Mom's always pretty excited about me,
I found aunty to be really nice, She's so warm,
She is definitely warm, but she's also a little conservative,
After father passed away she's been insisting on one thing,
Settle down, Settle down,
She just doesn't understand,
What?
That this is no age to get married,
To make a career in Bollywood
one needs to be completely dedicated,
Okay, So?
If I get married now
I'll have to do my wife's bidding all the time,
Feed her, take her out, take her shopping,
She'll call me 20 times in a day,
Spend all my money,
And then,,, what if she doesn't get along with my mother,
I can't become a hero with all these problems,
Understand,
Who told you that all wives are like that?
You can choose a different type of girl for yourself,
Like?
Like someone who understands you supports you
mentally, emotionally, spiritually,
You know, someone who's interested in you rather than shopping,
Someone like that,
Where do you find such a girl?
They only exist in films and books,
Maybe,,, you're mistaken, Mr, Sumit Uppal,
Maybe you're ignoring them,
Just a minute, - Sure,
Hello, - Hello,
Where are you Koroli? - Dad,,,
Didn't I tell you to be on time?
Do we mean anything to you?
I think you've made up your mind to make your father,,,
Your brother's come all the way from London just to meet you
to discuss your business career, - Sorry,
Oh please, Koro, Your sorries mean nothing,
Sorry, dad,
Come home, right now,
Any problem? - Nothing,
I'll just leave,
Koro, I just told you everything about me,
Don't you trust me?
My,,,
My dad,,,
I don't think he loves me,
Even mom's always taking his side,
They think I am a total waste,
I don't have many friends either,
Sometimes I wonder whether anyone loves me or not,
Why can't they love me the way I am?
Okay,,, never mind,
They are a bunch of fools!
You're a very different girl, Koro,
Understand,
"I feel love,"
"When I look into your eyes,"
"I believe,"
"If you move out from my sight,"
"I will be loosing,"
"I will be loosing grip on you,"
"Grip on you,"
"Take a look closely,"
"We were destined to meet,"
"These moments won't come again,"
"We met so suddenly this can't be a coincidence,"
"Ask your heart,,,"
"It wasn't easy for us to meet,"
"If we don't meet again tomorrow,"
"This is an amazing day,"
"Think about it,"
"This madness,,,"
"Take a look,"
"You're alone, I am alone,"
"I am having so much fun,"
"I swear,,,"
"I feel love,"
"When I look into your eyes,"
"I believe,"
"If you move out from my sight,"
"I will be loosing grip on you,"
"I've no words to convey,,,"
"In these lonely path,,,"
"I wish you would know what I am going through,"
"It's the season of love,,,"
"The moments of care,,,"
"It's made for us,,,"
"So why this distance,,,"
"Look at you, and look at me,,,"
"It's an amazing day,,,"
"Think about it,"
"This madness,,,"
"Take a look,"
"You're alone, I am alone,"
"I am having so much fun,"
"I swear,,,"
"I feel love,"
"When I look into your eyes,"
"I believe,"
"If you move out from my sight,"
"I will be loosing,"
"Grip on you,"
Sonu, you cannot marry her,
Why?
All this time you kept saying she's a nice, takes good care of you
what wonderful family,
And now, when we want to get married you're saying no,
Yes, I said all that and now I'm saying that she's a Britisher,
She will start fights,
She's even older than you,
She will make you a puppet,
She doesn't believe in God, so you're out of the question,
Mom,,,
Why are you going back on your word?
Speak up,
She's a Manglik,
What's that?
If you marry a girl that has a fault in her stars
it'll only lead to quarrels,
You'll be fighting for the rest of your lives,
But we don't fight at all,
She takes good care of me,
Takes me shopping, we go out,,,
And, she always makes those special protein drinks for me,
Look, I know she loves me, - I know,
All this seems nice before marriage,
But afterward, there's only going to be trouble,
Four years later,,,
Four years later you can even die,
I've warned you,
You cannot marry that girl, - Mom,,,
I cannot put my son's life at stake for the sake of her love,
Where are you going? Sit down,
Please don't cry,
Sonu,,, you won't marry her, - Okay, stop crying,
Sonu, you won't marry her, - Fine, I won't,
You mean it, don't you, - I won't,,,
I don't care of you're a Manglik or anything else,
But sometimes, mom says some weird things,
But I love her, you know,
I cannot hurt her,
But what about us, Sumit?
I cannot say anything right now,
I understand,
Koro,
You'll find someone else,
Are you serious about her?
Huh,,, - I don't know,
She's a great girl, Kind-hearted,
You can see how hard she worked on your bro,,,
She's made me so fluent in English,
In fact, she gave me a complete makeover,
Hold this, I am getting a call,
It's Doga,
Hello, - Hello, Mr, Doga,
Son, are working on your English?
Yes, it's bang on, sir,
Very good, And finance?
Just like we discussed, I have the 200,000,
Actually, the figures have changed slightly,
You're getting a role a meaty role, So,,, it'll need more money,
What?
How much more? - Around 400,000,
You see, you're getting a direct entry in Bollywood,
Yes,,, - Remember, 20th April,
I got it, - What if you don't show up?
I'll be there, Doga sir, - Okay,
Yes,
What's he saying now? - God,,,
How will I arrange 200,000 more?
I had a hard time amassing this amount,
I mean, there's my mother's jewelry, but that's out of the question,
These patties are tasteless,
I can lend you around 50,000,
That's all I can spare for now,
What about the rest, then?
You even ruined your relation with sister-in-law Koro,
Otherwise, she could've helped you out,
Wash my hand,
Hello, Koro,
Sumit, I just called to say that
I know aunty really loves you,
And I don't know what it means to be a 'Manglik',
I really don't know,
All I know is that the time we spent together
were the happiest moments of my life,
Isn't it?
And what if we stay together for the rest of our lives
we'll be happy forever,
Sumit, please, Give us a chance,
Please,
Bae, I know it was a very precious diary, I know,,,
Sumit, take deep breaths,
All the glitter on my dress got washed off too,
Don't worry about the car, - Sumit,,,
Sorry,
Sumit,,,
We'll fish it out with a crane, - It was anyway an old jalopy, Sumit
you can always get another one, - It was like a family member for me,
Whatever,
Snake? - Where?
Snake! Snake! Snake!
On Gi's back, On Gi's back,
Where is it? - Sumit, don't go near,
Wait, I've got a stick,
Calm down, Calm down, please,
Sumi, come here, - Please,,,
Sumit hit the snake on the head!
What nonsense is this?
There is no snake, It's just a leech,
Leech, - Leech,
What's a leech?
She's fainted, - Gi,,,
I am so sorry, guys,
I put you all in trouble, - Stuck in the middle of nowhere,
Forget it,
Let's go this way, there must be a bus stop up ahead,
Then let's start walking, - And the ladies,,,
Wait, wait, wait,,, - Careful,,,
Which way to Raigad, mister?
It's 25 kilometers,
Follow the back side path
and you'll come across a restaurant across the stream,
That's Raigad,
Now get going, - 25 kilometers,
Leave my cycle, - Drive safely, dude,
Let's go, let's go, there's a road near the stream,
Can he give us a lift? Listen,,,
Let's talk later, - What's a stream?
He said to head straight,
Let's go, guys,
He said keep heading straight,
I know that, but those at the back are walking slowly,
So much fun,,,
What happened? - You okay?
Babes, I think it's because of your heels,
I thought I was going to a wedding
and had no clue I'll be going on a trekking,
Koro,,,
Do you wanna,,,
Oh, Koro,,,
I love you,
Come fast, babe, - Yeah, coming,
The bugs are getting inside my pants,
Even my legs are itching,
I think these plants are dangerous,
I think this entire situation is dangerous, - Means?
I mean you and Sumit,,,
You liked Sumit, right,
I told you to have fun,
But you went and fell in love instead,
Don't you get it, Koro?
Listen, Sumi,,,
Sumit really loves me,
My phone's completely ruined because of the water,
That's bad,
Check yours,
It's completely ruined,
Uncle has made all the arrangements for the wedding,
We should call him and tell him that we'll be late,
Oh no,,, I dropped my phone it in the water, Prashant,
Doga's number was on it,
Must be in your secret pocket, - What are you doing?
I don't have a secret pocket, Don't talk nonsense,
Why are you screaming at me? - S**
Girls, does anyone have a mobile phone? - No!
Do you have a hand sanitiser?
Sumit, I am so tired,,, - What can I do?
Each one for himself,
Left-right-left-right,,,
Reminds me of Balwant Rai's assembly,
Will you shut up? - Don't you think he should give you his jacket?
Why are you in such a bad mood?
I don't see anything, - What the,,,
My body's really aching,
I hope there are no wild animals around here,
I can deal with the wild animals, they are not the problem,
But, have you heard about witches? - What?
Witch?
Witches, sister-in-law,,,
My mom says,,,
Witches often nestle in trees like these,
Long nails, short hair, - What?
Is he talking about me?
You know sister-in-law, once they come after you
they will never let go, - Stop talking nonsense,
Everyone's already dead scared,
Guys, it's written 'Neher' (Stream) here,
We've to go this way,
What about the money? We've to go to Mumbai as well,
We will first let's get to Raigad,
And I'm worried about mom as well,
Mom and dad must have read the letter, Shumi,
I don't know,
I am hungry,
According to my diet plan, I should've eaten by now,
So?
So what should I do?
Do you want me to pluck fruits for you?
Bro,,, - Why don't you say something to her?
This is the limit,,, Shut up,
Fruits,
Baby, careful,
Hold the thick branch, - No need to be so scared,
Bro, I am trusting you, - It's just an apple tree,
Come on, come on,,,
Keep chanting the name of Goddess, - One leg at a time,
Bravo, man, Keep moving,
Wait, Prashant,
Let one guy speak, please,
Everyone's speaking together, Only one of us will speak now,
It's my mistake, sorry bro,
Got it, - Hold it,
From the right side, - The red ones,
Great job,
That's it, That's it, - Take it,
Here, take it, - Well done,
Throw it in the center,
Once more,
Oh no baby, Hold it,
Don't look down,
What are you doing? - Baby, it's a medicine,
I don't want your medicine, - It's an antiseptic, baby,
Nonsense,,,
If the scar shows in our wedding pics,,,
Scar?
Prashant, there's a scar on my face,
It's nothing,,, it's really small,
I am ruined,
The face is everything for the actor,
You know what, bro,,, - I am going to set it right,,,
Look, don't mind but we're all stuck here,
For once, I agree with you Lajpat Nagri,,,
Someone shut her up, I swear,,,
Sumi, you know I mean it when I say that
you look like that actress, - I know,
JLo, - No-no-no,,, LaPa,
Lalita Pawar,
Think before you say something, okay,
You've been blabbering all this time,,,
Wait, guys, I don't think we should fight,
I think these are testing times, - Stupid,
I think this way we can find out our tolerance,
The power of,,, - Hello,
We're not in your classroom, this is a reality,
And everyone's,,, in a fix right now,
My career is finished,
Nonsense,,, Busy giving lectures,,,
And you,,, There's a scar on my face,
All these Lajpat Nagris, - Don't get angry,
I can't take it anymore,
Sumit,
Sumit, Sumit, wait,
Why are you being so rude?
Gi,
The stream, - Bridge,
Bridge! - Bridge!
You know what, everyone fold their pants,
I am sure there are no crocodiles in there, - I am not getting on that,
What are you saying, Sumi?
If we make it alive, we'll see you again, - No,
Let's go, Sumi isn't coming, Come on, come on,
Prashant, you know my problem,
That looks so deep, how will I go across?
Look at that little tyke go,
Gi my little sister, wait I'm coming to you,
Catch the rope with one hand, - Sumi,,,
Place your foot in the gap, okay, - Oh, God,
Take God's name and move ahead,
Baby, - Hold on tight from the back, okay,
Watch out,
Carefully,
One by one, okay baby,
Prashant, if I fall, I'll die, - Balance, balance,
Don't let go of the rope, - Slowly,
Chant the Hanuman Chalisa,,,
"Victory to Lord Hanuman, the ocean of wisdom,"
What was it?
"Victory to Lord Hanuman, the ocean of wisdom,"
"Glory to the leader of apes, You illuminate the three worlds,"
See, it's so much fun, - If anything happens to me, look after mom,
Concentrate you guys,
Come on,
Keep moving, - It's done,
Don't look back, - What fun,
Okay, guys, Now it's my turn, You don't tell me anything, okay,
I know you're a coward, - Shut up,
Don't try to be the instructor, - I am fine, I am fine,
Don't worry,
See,,,
One step at a time,
See, so simple,
Sister-in-law, - Don't let go,
What do we do?
Koro, don't let go,
Are you okay? - You're her boyfriend after all,
You're also her girlfriend, why don't you save her?
All you two stop fighting, - I can't hold on sumit,
Help, - Koro,
Sumit, - Oh my, God,
What's this trouble now? - Sumit please help,
Someone help, Help,
Help,
Koro, are you okay?
Koro,,,
You should be ashamed,
You're not even a man, and you wanted to be her Superman,
Coward!
Baby,,,
You okay?
Son, take my order too,
Koro, I said I am sorry,
Won't you talk to me?
Koro, sorry,
Why didn't you try to save me, Sumit?
The rope couldn't have taken both our weight,
I,,, I am scared of water, I swear,
You can ask my mom,
Do you only think about yourself, Sumit?
Yes,,,
Chotu, are you listening? - Yes,
Take my order,
What kind of a question was that?
Chotu, do you have a phone?
Yes I have,
You have, - Yes I have,
You okay, baby,
Bro, it's really getting cold
I'll ask uncle to send his jeep, - Go on, I'll join you,
I just told you, get lenses,
Wrapped around in a blanket, - Have another peg,
Don't drink neat, Add some water,
Go on,,,
There are some really beautiful gals at the restaurant today,
There's a limit to everything,
When you're hanging in midair, how do you expect me to save you?
Forget it, how does it matter?
I'll take these, you bring the rest,
And listen, stay calm,
Hello, - Hello,,, uncle,
Who is this? - Prashant speaking,
"My beautiful doll,,,"
I don't think they like the song, - I see,,,
Sing something else,
Why are you staring at us? Will you shoot us?
No, but I will thrash you,
You'll thrash us, - Is that right?
You'll thrash us,
What are you saying?
Sumit,,, - Why are you act smart,
What's the problem, guys?
You can't handle a girl, And you'll thrash me,
Are you going to tell me,,, Don't touch me,
Why you,,,
I will break your jaw,
Sumit,,, - Leave me, Prashant,
Sumit,,, leave it - I'll show these rascals,,,
Move back,
Get lost you rascal,
Keep quiet, Sumit,
Sorry, brother,,, sorry,
Get lost,
Keep quiet,
Sorry, brother, - Get lost,
Sit down,
Get some water,
Ridiculous,
Are you okay?
Sumit, are you okay?
He's lost his mind, - I see,,,
Why did you have to dress like this? - Listen, just shut up,
You shut up, - What?
He as calling you a slut,
What is your problem? - He thought you were a slut,
What are you saying?
Get lost,
What were saying?
Life will be set, my career will be made,
If not millions, lend me something,
This is all I have left, stick it up your,,,
I thought I'll go to Mumbai, become a star,
All that money I had for Doga,,,
We don't even have money to eat, Prashant,
How am I going to carry this extra burden? - What are you saying?
Even her father doesn't care about her,
What are you saying? Have you lost your mind?
Get lost,
Sumit, - Sumit's dead,
Sumit,,, listen to me,
Bloody,,,
Dear, this is for you, Okay,
And please work faster,
I'll make some tea,
Gi, why aren't you getting dressed? Do you need a special invitation?
Stop this drama, guys,
Sis, I'm much younger to you,
When I can see everything clearly, then why can't you?
This is a so-called convenience wedding,
You're just a package deal for Sumit,
Love plus money,
But you're so afraid of being single
that you're prepared to do anything,
Love is supposed to be unconditional,
Haven't you read that in all your stupid love-struck novels?
Sis,,, I am not interested in this farce at all,
I am going to call dad,
And, I am really sorry sis, but I am leaving,
You know what, Koro,
I completely agree with Gi,
I am leaving too,
Sumi,,,
What you said was completely wrong,
I was angry,
You said too much in a fit of rage,
Do you love me, Sumit?
Could it be that you don't even want to see my face
yet you're here
because a Bollywood hero Never does anything wrong,
You don't want to be the bad guy,
Right,
Fine,,,
I'll be the bad one,
Good morning everyone, - Good morning,
Hi, Koro, - Hi, Porus,
I am afraid Mr, Nair's unable to join us,
You can take me through the presentation, please,
Have a seat,
Let's give Ms, Nair a quick overview,
Simon, - Thank you,
Ms, Nair, there are our Divinity Project details,
Spread out over 35 outlets, in 6 European cities and India,
And ma'am, our exclusive men's wear collection
is at the entrance,
Absolutely, We have Tarun Singh, Satish Malhotra,
Shiv Singh and,,, - Strikeout Shiv Singh
Keep Lara Dino instead, I like her style,
Sure, - Okay, Carry one,
Okay,,, And as you can see, there's a straight 15% hike in the market,
You mean 15,8%, - Yes,
Right, That's correct,
Nice,
Good, Simon, - Thanks,
So,,, let's make this happen ladies and gentlemen,
Mark, send me the merger documents also,
Thank you, - Thanks,
Koro,,, you're looking so gorgeous, Stunning,
Stop flirting with me, Porus,
And tell me what about our brand face,
I need someone exclusive for this,
Leave that to me, darling,
I'll get us the most,,,
Actually, sorry,
Second most stunning face on the planet,
I want the most stunning face for this campaign, Porus,
That one's always busy with you,
From housing discriminations
to million dollar deals with Chinese business people
Rathore is no stranger to Real Estate scandals,
It's a big issue, and a big debate tonight,
The act of corruption that constitutes bribery,
Your money is his lifestyle,
Jai Singh Rathore, the man of the hour,
The debt restructuring for a real sweetheart deal,
Whatever he's done in the past few years
is apparent he's ahead of our investigative agency,
It's so absolutely incorrect,
You can't do this, Rathore, We made it together,
The ladder of success is never crowded on the top,
I thought you were in Paris,
What a pleasant surprise,
I was,,,
But when I saw white lilies, it reminded me of you,
Okay, you're being over-romantic today,
It's been three days since I saw your face,
I was kind of forgetting what you look like,
Well, that means, Mr, Jai Singh Rathore,,,
you've deleted me from your screen savers, Right?
You're busy, and so am I,
Let's meet directly at our wedding,
Not a bad idea,
And from there we'll go on a long-long-long-long holiday,
Okay, - That sounded really long, Koro,
I know,
But I really need it,
How about a cup of coffee?
We can also discuss our holiday plans then,
I do make a good cup of coffee,
Coffee break's over,
Come on, get ready everyone,
And,,, action!
"I fold my hands and plead you O Lord, uphold my honor,"
"Keep this bond intact, o my benefactor,"
Now Lord Hanuman is heading towards the ocean,
Hail Sri Ram, - Cut it,
Hold this,
Cheap producer, why didn't you book an air-conditioned set?
"Now Lord Hanuman is heading towards the ocean,"
I am drowning in my own sweat,
Listen,,, You guys stay back, Stay here,
Add some sugar,
What's going on?
No one will go inside, - Yes, mom,
Why did you send these earrings?
Gift these to your wife after the marriage,
The diamond doesn't know how old my mother is,
Enough of your acting,
Listen, when are you coming home?
Next month, As soon as the schedule gets over,
Sonu, will this film get released?
Will I get to see your face this time? - Don't worry, mom,
This film is only about me, - This time you must do it,
Mr, Tinku's here, I'll call you back, - Okay,
Love you, love you, - Love you, bye,
So Mr, Tinku,
Sir, tomorrow at 10 you have
a photo-shoot For Char Minar incense sticks,
At 2, the inauguration of Bubbly Shoes at Ghatkopar,
At 6, interview with Thane Times,
Why haven't the Mid-day people called?
In this situation it's impossible,
Your handsome face isn't visible at all,
You're such a weird manager, You should take care of my interest,
And sir, what about your bank balance?
I got you a bigger package than Ram and Laxman,
That's fine, but
the face is important too,
Sir, I've good news, - What?
The script has changed, - What?
Ramayan, 4000 years from now, - Why?
And the shoot's in London, - Why?
International exposure, Oscar,
Cannes,,, applause,,, money,,,
Stop this nonsense, What's the real reason?
Sir, our producer,,, is facing some tax trouble,
That's why he wants to increase the budget, - I see,,,
But you just enjoy yourself,
5-star hotel, girls, food, everything free,
Listen, what about Ayesha?
Sir, she'll be on the seat next to you,
She is very excited, - Come here,
You make me so happy,
Oh no,,,
Come on, Sumit,
Yeah, and in Bollywood, I am very big actress,
Keep it all here, - You're back my sweetheart,
From your shopping, - Baby,,,
You know I bought the entire mall today,
There was a sale everywhere,
So I bought 13 tops, 3 skirts, blazer for my dad
and a T-shirt for my uncle, - Right,,, you should keep shopping,
But you won't believe what happened to me today,
What happened? Did someone trouble you?
No, - Then,
My card got blocked,
Ohh,,, I see,
So I had to use your card,
You don't mind, love,
My card,,,
Is your card,
Same thing only, baby,
You see, I had to buy makeup for shooting
so I even bought two sets of heels,
And you know,,,
Oh my, God, Love,,,
Yes,
See what I got for you,
What did you get?
Eyes closed,
Open,
Half Sumit's heart, half Ayesha's heart,
Isn't it nice?
But, I can't wear this,
Didn't you like it?
I had it customized, you know,
What do you think of yourself? - No,,, it's really cute,
As cute as my baby,
And that's why I want my part of the heart
to stay safe with my sweetheart,
Give me a kiss,
Yeah,,, but I never got through the hassle of romance,
But Jai,,, your dad was very romantic,
Right, - That can't be Krishna uncle,
Dad takes his business managers even on his holidays,
Who knows which deal he might have to crack?
Son, those were college days,
I used to complete his projects
and this gentleman used to play tennis,
Wow, uncle, you used to play tennis?
Well, you see,,, your aunty
was the most beautiful girl in St, Mary Convent school,
Fantastic, - At least that's what I thought,
Just joking,
So as her lover-boy
would cut out a tennis ball, Stuff a love-letter in it
and throw it in her hostel room,
Not bad, Not bad at all,
And everyone thought that I play tennis,
So romantic,
Uncle, that love-letter thing is very sweet, - Thank you,
Someone's interested in love letters here,
Koro was always into romantic novels,
She even used to write a love column, - Interesting,
Come on, mom, That was all so kiddish,
Right, Leslie,,, our daughter is very promising,
And she was meant to do big,
Like business, right dear, - Yeah, dad,
Agreed, uncle,
The fun to watch number's hike, cannot be compared to anything else,
Well said, son,
I just get high, - We all do, We all do,
Anyway,,, to us all,
All the way from school to becoming a family, - To us,
How much is it?
Sir, How about this?
Discount, sir,
That's stylish, Tinku, - Absolutely,
Take it,
You know, sometimes you really surprise me,
Come on, come to the trail room,
Excuse me, where is trial room,
Mr, Tinku, how am I looking?
Sumit Uppal! - Koroli,,, Koro,,,
How are you?
Very good,
What are you doing here? - Just like that,,, shopping,
I mean what are you doing in London,
There you are, sir, I've been looking,,,
Sorry, sir,
Let's go, we'll be late for the meeting, - It's alright,
Let's go,
We'll be late, so we better leave,
Okay, nice to meet you, - Meet you,,,
Goodbye,
Let's go, Tinku, I am telling you I have a meeting,
Sumit,,, London?
Cheers, - Cheers,
You know, Koro, You should try Martini,
Six parts vodka, one part Vermouth and extremely dry,
Shaken or stirred, Mr, Bond,
Doesn't really matter,
It's the chilled glass that makes the whole difference,
Do you want to try?
Yeah, sure,
So you watch Bond films, huh,
What about your Aldaine deal?
Yeah, well,,, I went to his boutique
Accessories were nice, - Okay,
I didn't quite like the shoes though,
I don't know,,, - One second,
Hey Gibbs, yeah,,,
What's up, man,
Okay,,,
What?
'Hail to Lord Hanuman,'
Do you think you can get me a meeting with the planning commissioner?
'Hail to Lord Hanuman,'
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Listen Gibbs,,, - Sorry, Sorry,
I'll call you later, Bye,
I'll come back and pay, - Sure, sir,
Lord, I am coming,
Sister,,,
Sumit! - Cut it, Cut,,, Who's that in the frame?
Sumit, stop,
Wait,,, Wait,,, Sumit, stop,
I said stop,
"Victory to Lord Hanuman, the ocean of wisdom,"
"Glory to the leader of apes, You illuminate the three worlds," - Koro,,,
What is it?
Sumit, wait-wait,,, - What are you doing?
Koroli,,, - What is this, Sumit? What are you doing?
This is London, for God's sake, The police here are very strict,
And what is this? What's that behind you?
What is this?
You're not funny, for God's sake, - I am Hanuman,
Oh shut up, you're Sumit Uppal,
Cut it, Cut it,,, What's going on here? - Mr, Sinha,,,
Ma'am,,, we've permission to shoot,
I am so sorry, You didn't tell me,
You didn't give me a chance to tell you,
Excuse me, ma'am, Please, Come with me,
Please handle it, Tinku, - Koro, what's the matter?
Who are they? - Actually, I didn't know,,,
Did you complete your shoot? - Yes it's done,
Pack up, - Can't you say Cut,
Ayesha, - Hello, do you want an autograph?
No, Ayesha, She's my friend Koroli, from Delhi,
And that's Ayesha, my,,, - Wow!
I didn't know you had friends in London,
How cool,
Hello, I am Ayesha Pathak,
I am Ms, Delhi Best Smile 2011, - Hi,
And Sumit's partner, in bed and business,
This is Jai, my fiancé, This is Sumit,
Hi, - Hi,
Cool look, - Thanks,
I am so sorry, guys, This was a big confusion, and it's all my fault,
Doesn't matter, It's a good thing they packed up,
All that running made me hungry,
You're hungry, Then let's go eat,
Why don't you guys join us for lunch then?
No,,, - Yea, okay,
Great, - Yeah, please join us,
So you guys are childhood lovers? - Well, not exactly,
We're actually childhood friends,
And when we were kids, we used to fight so much
that don't even ask,
And this mean guy used to call me an alien,
And I used to hate it,
That's cute actually,
But who proposed, - Obviously, I did,
And I realized that she's been the best deal ever,
Mine too, - Cute, right,
You know, Sumit and I, we met at an audition,
And gradually we fell in love, And after that,
Baby, didn't you say you were hungry, Have a prawn,
Stop spoiling the fun, - It's your favorite,
Open your mouth,
Listen,,,
It was a really intense scene,,, - Okay,
It was very difficult, And I was in my character
standing in the middle, and there was fire all around, - Wow,
It was fake, - Forget it,
Then Roll-sound, camera-action,
And Ayesha was scared stiff,
I started praying please Lord save me,
Save me one last time, Please get me out of here,
Then all of a sudden
Sumit Uppal came out of nowhere like Superman,
And then, what was your line baby,
Baby, it was really long ago, I don't remember,
Come on Sumit, don't be a spoilsport,
I remember,,,
I remember all the lines,
Ayesha,,, Ayesha,,, Nothing,,,
Sit down, - Fine,
Let it be, - I'll tell you,
"No fire is hot enough to scorch my love,"
Wow, - "I love you, sweetheart,"
And without wasting any time I said I love you too,
Nice, - That's really romantic actually,
Well, Aditya and Shraddha got the movie instead
but I think we were better, - Not bad, Sumit,
So you saved Ayesha, That's really brave,
It was a film, The hero always saves the heroine,
Nonsense,,, It was love at first sight, - Of course,,,
It must be, It's always difficult for men to accept it, Isn't it?
Koro, tell me how was Sumit when he was a kid,
Is it stuck, baby? - Are you okay?
Actually, Ayesha, we met in college,
I was Sumit's English teacher,
Oh really, - Teacher,,,
Yeah,,, - Teacher and all,,,
I mean we did become friends,,,
And a couple of our friends, we went on a trekking trip,
Okay, - And then, oh my God
I mean it was full of snakes, leeches, what not,
I mean people were climbing on trees, Falling in the water,
It was super fun and super adventurous,
But in the end,,, we had a fight with a Jatt driver group,
I guess that was the last thigh, right Sumit?
Yes,,, that was the last, - Yea,,,
Guys, it's not an adventure trip
but there's a small cocktail celebration at our lake house,
And you have to be there, right,
Of course, we'll definitely come, - But Ayesha,,,
Cheers, - Cheers,
Hey,,, I hope everyone's having a good time at this table,
Yes,,, - Cheers,
Koro, hi,
You look gorgeous,
Hello, hello,
I am so happy you made it,
Hey man,
Girls, I'll just be with you, - Okay,
Just get a drink,
Do you know how much gossip I have?
It's a good thing you're here, - I had to come,
I needed to talk to you,
I met him yesterday, - Who?
Sheer coincidence, - Hello, who are you talking about baby?
Sumit,
You're in touch with Sumit, - We met yesterday,
And you called him here,
Well, I didn't,,, Jai did,
Jai? He knows?
Koro, hi,,, how are you? - I am good, How are you?
Hey Sumit, this is Porus,
Koro's right hand,
Welcome, guys, I'm glad you guys could make it,
We had to come, after all, we're good friends, - Friends,
Of course,
Why don't you girls gang up?
Come Sumit, I'll introduce you to my friends,
Let's get a drink,,,
Where's your drink?
Meet my friend Sumit, he's a Bollywood actor,
Hey man,,, - Hi,
Make yourself comfortable, Sumit,
What's up?
I know you,
Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge,
Oh my, God, No wonder you looked familiar,
By the way, he also has a very beautiful girlfriend,
How mean,,,
Sumit only likes food with lots of gravy,
Very spicy,
Like chilly and all that,
I guess you love him a lot,
Obviously, He's tall and handsome,
Soon he'll be rich and famous as well,
What else can a girl ask for, huh?
Success,,,
Success
is all here,
It's a part of it, but it's all mainly hard work,
Even that old man on the street works hard
who pulls 10 bags on his cart,
And what does he get in the end?
Two pieces of bread and gravy,
Maybe he never wanted anything more than that,
Wow, Koro,,,
I've noticed that Jai's so loving and caring,
I know,,, that he is,
Sumit is very hot and sexy with me, you know,
I think I need a drink, Party hard,
Is she an alcoholic?
Practising Breathing, Baba Ramdev Part 2,
Just trying to be healthy, wealthy, and wise,
Any problem?
Your English has improved, Sumit,
All thanks to Koro,
She was a pretty good teacher,
So were you,
Koro's learned a lot from you, You know what I mean,
Carol, get my drink darling, I'm ready to party,
How intense,
What are you doing? - Just turn around, darling,
I am not that type, - Just pose for me,
You're getting me wrong,
You're perfect for me the way you are,
And super-perfect for Koro's brand,
Koro? - Come on, give me a look,
Now come on,
It's the least you can do for Koro,
Fine,,, tell me what to do,
Are you ready?
Divine, Divine, darling,
Yes, you're good,
I already said I won't do this,
Fun,,,
Is this okay? - What are you doing, Porus?
Why are you bothering my friend?
He's the divinity man, - No,,,
And he's willing to do it for free only for you,
No-no, this is exploitation, Porus,
We can't do this, - Hello madam, I want to be exploited,
Did you hear? - Porus, continue,
Growl,
But, what if I fall off the boat?
There are pet sharks in here, They will eat you,
Sharks?
Sumit, if I fall please save me,
Ayesha, wear a life jacket,
I cannot save,,, - Bye,
Sumi's saying there can be a Tsunami,
Hey,,,
Hi,
Cherries,
No,,, just water,
Okay,
Here you go, - Thanks,
What happened?
No, I mean your face looks like
there's really going to be a Tsunami, and your love will drown in it,
Sweetheart,
Sorry,,,
- Go ahead, laugh,
You don't look like you laugh very often,
Anyway, enough about me,,, what about you,
You seem set in life, - I am,
But I know what you think about it,
Really, What do I think?
You think I am a small-time, loser kind of an actor, Right?
Sumit, first of all, I don't think about you,
60!
I just got an offer of 60 million for a film,
Aashiq Tumhara,,, okay,
What do you think? Getting into Bollywood is an easy job,
That bloody Doga,,, was a fraud, - Who Doga?
Doga,,,
I had to sell my mom's jewelry,
Father's last memory,
I've lived on railway stations, washed my own clothes
and ate only fritters to make it this far,
It's not that easy madam,,,
Stop being melodramatic, Sumit,
Everyone has struggles in their life, okay,
I can see your struggle,,,
And what the hell did you achieve in life?
Don't you dare talk to me like that?
What was that you always said,
Sumit, someday I will write a best-seller novel,
It's been seven years, Sumit but you haven't changed at all,
Instead of being apologetic, you're being a total jerk,
I am apologetic,
Otherwise, why would I do that photo-shoot for Porus?
By any chance,,, do you think this is a favor?
It's not a favor, it's a help,
Nice, very nice,
Very nice?
I came to say sorry,
I was feeling guilty for all these years
because whatever I did with you was wrong,
Yeah, so you did,
It just happened,,,
Sorry,,,
But,,, whatever happened, at least you're happy,
Rich guy, rich house,,,
I never wanted all this,
I just wanted to be happily married,
Happily married,
What did you know about marriage?
And what did I know?
My head was in the sky,
And one day I saw the reality,
I was scared of responsibility,
Hey, Koro, join us, - Sumit, I am back,
Hi, - Will you pick me up?
It was always about you, wasn't it? To get rich and famous,
Yeah, so?
Cheers,
Down the hatch,
So what,,, if I want to be rich and famous?
Sumit, I don't want to talk to you, - Listen,
Everyone wants to be that,
Even you fell for that rich and famous guy,
Don't compare, Jai loves me,
Not possible, Koro,
You're not you anymore,
Meaning? - I mean you're not yourself,
The real me expired 7 years ago,
And anyway,,, what is your problem?
I have a problem,
What? - You have changed,
So,,, I don't look good, or what?
It's not about looks,,,
Koro,,,
You look good only,,,
Don't tell me,
What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
Sumi,,,
Koro, what is he doing here?
Koro, this rascal will break up your relationship,
Sumi,,, - Just wait and watch,
Shut up, Sumi!
Did you just shut up me?
I think it's a great idea,
It'll be great to have that on the billboards,
Perfect face for,,, Divinity,
Good job, Koro,
Well done, - Thanks,
Thank you, sir, - Fantastic styling,
Good range,
And there will be a huge demand for it in the market,
I can tell you,
I think we're ready to launch, sir, - Right away,
Yeah,,, - Dad, I want this brand's pictures on every billboard,
I want it really big, - Absolutely,
So big, my dear,
So gentlemen
bombard this brand all over, - Sure, sir,
Is that okay, - Thanks,
And Simon, take care of marketing, - Sure,
Koro,,, I need to speak with you, - Yes, dad,
You see this,,, this Nair Enterprises,
It was your grandpa's dream,
And I didn't realize,,, when it became my dream as well,
And fearing that your dreams might be different from mine
I might have been harsh on you,
So please, forgive me for that,
But today, I am proud of you,
And I mean it,
Give me a hug,
Dad,
This will be out first,
What's the matter, Koro? Was it something urgent?
It's my treat, so just wait,
That's sweet,
This one's for you, - Great,,,
But what is this treat for? - Here,,,
See, this one will be out first on all the billboards,
Piccadilly Circus, Oxford Street, and London Bridge,
You've no idea how thankful I am, Sumit,
This was so important,
And it just came out perfectly,
You know,,,
What happened?
Didn't you like the pictures?
It's alright, You like them, don't you?
Like them?
You've no idea Sumit, how happy dad was,
Like,,, when the presentation was being made in the conference hall
he was so happy, I could see in his eyes,
And you know, after the presentation
he came up to me and he hugged me,
You know,,, this is the first time ever he said that,
Best moment,
So,,, on that note, I was thinking
whatever happened between us 7 years ago, I'll forget that,
Ctrl+Alt+Del
No more fighting,
Yeah,,, we don't need to fight anyway,
We're not a couple,
Blueberry's nice,
"Seasons, so beautiful had always been,"
"Then why do I feel,,,"
"Somewhere something lacking was in them, it seemed,"
"Then why do I feel,,,"
"We went on the journey together,,,"
"We spend beautiful moments together,,,"
"Your naivety, your naughtiness,,,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"This restlessness, this deceitfulness,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"I see you walk by,"
"I see you fly high,"
"I see you looking shy,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"What is this happening to me, as I walk in your company,"
"When you are with me, my heart behaves crazy as it can be,"
"I was doing good without you,"
"Both happiness and sorrows were few,"
"What is wrong with me, what a year this has been,"
"A strange question, don't you see,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"Why does my heart hum old tune,,,"
"Why is it reminiscing lost thoughts,,,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
Yeah,,,
Good news,,, you're soon to become an uncle,
Aunt sent me some fritters,
And they were so tasty,
I ate most of it,
Hello,
What's wrong? Why are you so silent?
Will you tell me?
I met Koro here,
And I'm getting this strange feeling,
Meaning?
What feeling?
Sumit, tell me everything,
I,,, I mean,,, she's completely changed,
He hadn't changed a bit, Just the same as before,
Sumit Uppal, what is all this?
What is this?
What is it?
Koro had a job, so I just helped her out,
What is the problem? - Problem,,,
This is not a job,,,
First your job, and then your table-tennis
under the table, right? - Shut up, Ayesha,
You shut up,
And, why are you smiling so much in this photo?
Huh,,, why?
You don't like to smile, You never smile at me,
Why do you yell so much?
Why? Do you feel embarrassed?
Listen to me,
I am talking to you, Sumit,
I get why you're so excited about Ms, Nair Enterprise, okay,
Who do you think you are?
You're nothing compared to Jai Singh Rathore!
And hello, even I am from a rich family,
My father owns a sweet shop in Dwarka,
And you call yourself a star!
Has anyone ever asked you for an autograph?
No one even called you on a reality show,
Everyone has made it there,
What?
Hello, I am talking to you,
Where do you think you're going? - Ayesha,
I am very sorry that I hurt you,
Now you're back on the track,
Actually,,,
I don't love you like that,
Like what,
I mean,,, I would give my life for you, or go crazy for you,
That's not the scene,
I mean,,, you're great,
But I don't feel that way for you,
Are you crazy?
Even I don't feel that way for you,
Sir,,, Sir,,,
Ms, Karoli on the front,,,
Doesn't matter,,, I'll come back later?
Tinku, - Yes,
We've broken up, so pack my bags and book another suite for me,
Sir,,,
Tinku,,, - Yes!
Ayesha,
Goodbye, Sumit Uppal,
Beautiful moon,
Brad and Ana didn't look like they were celebrating their 30th anniversary,
Did you see how Brad was dancing on his toes like a ballerina?
And Ana couldn't stop laughing,
She was so happy,
Such a perfect couple,
Isn't it?
Are we?
Meaning?
Are we a perfect couple, Koro?
Yes, we are Jai,
I know,,,
For the first time, I'm listening to my heart, and not my mind,
Maybe that's why I am panicking,
Hey, Brad is a great dancer, by the way,
Maybe we should take dancing lessons together,
'I love you,'
Hello, I want to meet you,
Here,,,
Full stop,
Cheers,
Yeah, cheers,
What are you thinking?
Let's imagine,,,
What if we had got married that day?
No, we are not getting there,,,
Just imagine,,,
We would be living in someplace like Malad in Mumbai
in a 1 BHK home,
I would leave for my shoot in the morning,
And after coming back tired in the evening
I would eat your under-cooked vegetables,
And I would wash your dirty clothes all day,
Frank and Carlos would have driven me crazy,
And I would go to kitty parties
with our neighbors just to pass time,
No, no, no,,, you would've published
a a couple of your stupid love stories,
When I first met him,
Tall, dark, and handsome,
Eeek,,, we sound really-really boring together,
Wait,,,
Now,,, we're off to Lonavala for a weekend trip,
You and me,
And Frank, Carlos, Prashant,
I mean,,, full family,
Prashant and I are smoking a swig and you're driving a Scorpio car,
Okay, - Then we go trekking
See,,, That's Carlos, sitting on my shoulder,
And we're walking,
"Makes everyone sway their feet,"
"Hum a song like so,"
"Whether in happiness or sorrow,"
"Smile and make others smile too,"
That's your favorite song, isn't it?
Honestly speaking, it is,,,
Nice,
Nice time,
I made a big mistake,
We should've worn sports shoes, isn't it?
We shouldn't have broken our marriage,
And you didn't realize this earlier?
Sorry, but I didn't,
"Hum a song like so,"
"Whether in happiness or in sorrow,"
We would go see a movie every Sunday,
Life was really set,
It would've been fun,
We still can, Koro,
We were just kidding, it was a joke,
So the joke's over, I am serious, Koro,
I am getting married to Jai,
Get a life, Sumit,
Leave me,
"Let's go O beloved down the lane, where no one knows your name,"
"Why live here O beloved, where your own kin fail to recognize you,"
"The moments I spent with you, return those to me,"
"Dwell in my eyes, and make me cry,"
"Let's go O beloved down the lane, where no one knows your name,"
"As my dreams have shattered, no dreams left, just a little sleep left,"
"The one's you've lost, it wasn't yours,,,"
",,, just a small victory, like my defeat,"
"How much longer are you going to make me cry, tell me O Lord,"
"Let's go O beloved down the lane, where no one knows your name,"
"Why live here O beloved, where your own kin fail to recognize you,"
Sonu, you're on front page, - Look, hero's photo,
Sonu, what's wrong?
Mom, I found Koro,
Again,
Sonu, there are many more girls out there,
Sonu,
Mom, if you don't understand now, there will I go,
"Let's go O beloved down the lane, where no one knows your name,"
"Why live here O beloved, where your own kin fail to recognize you,"
I am so glad,
Because firstly Jai is so gorgeous,
And Koro, you're glowing more than your diamonds,
You know,,,
You look beautiful,
Thanks,
I love you, Koro,
Jai,,,
Oh my, God, The losers are here, Koro,
Jai,,, just a minute,
Nice to meet you Divinity man, - Hi, sir,
How are you? - Hello, sir,
Hello, - Good, you came,
Your campaign was fabulous,
Mister, the arrangements are really grand,
Pink flowers is my favorite, - Sumit,,,
How are you, Koro? - Dear,,,
How are you, Koro?
Hello, aunty, - Hello,
To marry you, - What?
Sir,,,
Where do these people come from, These uninvited guests,
Sumi, it's been a long time
but you haven't changed at all, - Shut up, Lajpat Nagri,
Let them talk, - Hold on, let them talk,
Brother, we elders should do the talking,
Please,,, - What do you mean to say?
Please, just come with me,
Koro, what's wrong?
Sumit, what's all this nonsense? - Jai, my brother,
Krishna, what is going on here?
Sir,,, let me explain,
I am the same guy who Koro eloped with 7 years ago,
What? - Koro,
But Jai, we didn't get married,
But I want to marry her now, - What?
How dare you come here? Get out,
Hold my glass, please,
I said get out, - Sir, please,,,
I said get out,
This is Krishna Nayar's daughter's wedding not some joke,
Security, get him out of here,
Dad,,, - Uncle,,,
Dad, let me talk to him, - No,,,
Koro, no, - Koro, listen to your father,
Please dad, - Uncle, I'll take care of it,
No, Jai, Don't let her go,
Krishna,,, - Come,
Koro, you don't have to do this,
Trust me, Jai, I have to,
Thanks, - Koro, Jai,
Listen, let's sit down and talk, - I don't want to hear anything,
Listen to me, please,
Koro,
Why are you trying to break my marriage, Sumit?
Koro,
You do realize you're doing this to me for the second time, right,
Sumit, when will you stop this drama of love?
Koro, this is not a drama, - Right,
Because now you really love me, - Yes, I do,
And you'll keep me happy too, - I swear I will,,,
Like my happy-ending stories, right? - Honestly,
All that nonsense,
Leave me, - I can't live without you,
Don't touch me,
Koro,,, listen to me, - I did listen to you,
I trusted you,
Please, I am sorry, I'll never do anything wrong again,
I swear I love you,
What do you think? I'll go with you after hearing you,,,
I'm sorry, Please listen to me, - Leave me,
I love,,, - Leave me,,,
Koro!
Help,
What happened?
Help,
Sumit,
Hail to Goddess,
Sis, you're almost there, - Wow,,,
Koro,,, Koro,,, She's okay, - Great, well done,
Koro, I love you, babe, - Come on,
It was an accident, son,
Go get Koro back,
I know when a deal is off, dad,
You okay, are you alright,
It's really cold, isn't it?
It's so deep, even I was scared for a moment,
Sumit Uppal,,, you really love me a lot,
You jumped in for me,
So what was I saying up there?
You really love me,
I am beginning to doubt you now,
"Your naivety, your naughtiness,,,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"This restlessness,,,"
Tell me something,,,
Will your father throw me back in the water?
What if he doesn't agree?
What if he doesn't?
Mister, take us straight to India,
It's the next right,
"I see you looking shy,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"What is this happening to me, as I walk in your company,"
"When you are with me, my heart behaves crazy as it can be,"
"I was doing good without you,"
"Both happiness and sorrows were few,"
"What is wrong with me, what a year this has been,"
"A strange question, don't you see,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"Why does my heart hum old tune,,,"
"Why is it reminiscing lost thoughts,,,"
"Oh my oblivious heart,,,"
"I feel love,"
"When I look into your eyes,"
"I believe,"
"If you move out from my sight,"
"I will be loosing,"
"I will be loosing grip on you,"
"Grip on you,"
"Take a look closely,"
"We were destined to meet,"
"These moments won't come again,"
"We met so suddenly this can't be a coincidence,"
"Ask your heart,,,"
"It wasn't easy for us to meet,"
"If we don't meet again tomorrow,"
"This is an amazing day,"
"Think about it,"
"This madness,,,"
"Take a look,"
"You're alone, I am alone,"
"I am having so much fun,"
"I swear,,,"
"I feel love,"
"When I look into your eyes,"
"I believe,"
"If you move out from my sight,"
"I will be loosing grip on you,"
"I've no words to convey,,,"
"In these lonely path,,,"
"I wish you would know what I am going through,"
"It's the season of love,,,"
"The moments of care,,,"
"It's made for us,,,"
"So why this distance,,,"
"Look at you, and look at me,,,"
"It's an amazing day,,,"
"Think about it,"
"This madness,,,"
"Take a look,"
"You're alone, I am alone,"
"I am having so much fun,"
"I swear,,,"
"I feel love,"
"When I look into your eyes,"
"I believe,"
"If you move out from my sight,"
"I will be loosing,"
"Grip on you,"
"It's an amazing day,,,"
"Think about it,"
"This madness,,,"
"Take a look,"
"You're alone, I am alone,"
"I am having so much fun,"
"I swear,,,"
"I feel love,"
"When I look into your eyes,"
"I believe,"
"If you move out from my sight,"
"I will be loosing,"
"Grip on you,"