Good question,
But the real question is, who aren't we?
The trending topic of your favorite blog,
a screen saver on your girl's phone,
or your fashion goals, one who likes us,
♪ I come from swagga ♪
♪ I'm the king of swagga, yeah ♪
♪ Drama king ♪
And if you think that we're the Merry Men
because we're inspired by some legend about a British outlaw
who lived in the bush and stole from the rich to give to the poor,
well, you're not looking hard enough,
We're Merry Men because life's a huge amusement park
and we're going nowhere until we've been on every ride it has to offer,
♪ Every time I see you, girl I feel like a snare drum ♪
♪ Baby, now I want to get you Love be my bomb ♪
♪ 'Cause I can get you drunk On Dom Perignon ♪
♪ Later you can call me Don Corleone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a bad true gangster You know that it's on ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Casanova so let's get it on ♪
♪ Relax your body, let me make you come ♪
♪ When I'm done with you ♪
♪ You'll never wanna leave my phone ♪
♪ Feel me like, baby Feel me like ♪
♪ Oh, share my baby, feel me like ♪
♪ Share my baby, feel me like ♪
♪ Feel me like, baby Feel me like ♪
♪ Share my baby, feel me like ♪
♪ I'm all don't make me fall in love ♪
♪ Love me like so how I planned before ♪
♪ It's love that make me sing off-key ♪
♪ Like I wish I never met her at all ♪
♪ I like the way that I listen ♪
♪ That I'm the key where she fits in ♪
♪ And I'm the G under her string ♪
♪ If me Casanova, you know what I mean ♪
♪ Feel me like, baby Feel me like ♪
♪ Oh, share my baby, feel me like ♪
♪ Feel me like, baby Feel me like ♪
♪ Share my baby, feel me like ♪
♪ Share my baby, feel it up ♪
♪ Swagga, yeah ♪
♪ I got too much swagga, yeah ♪
♪ The more I come from swagga, yeah ♪
♪ I'm the king of swagga, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, 'cause I'm Casanova ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a soldier ♪
♪ I must get that thing And you know that ♪
♪ And I know that Mister Lover ♪
♪ Yes, yes, you can call me Mister Lover ♪
♪ Lover bling Casanova ♪
♪ I am the bling ♪
♪ She says she wants a diamond ring ♪
♪ Swat, I'm the G under her string, yeah ♪
♪ Feel me like, baby Feel me like ♪
Can you make some noise for Merry Men?
Ladies and gentlemen,
♪ I want you, baby ♪
More thieves,
The Merry Men,
-So,,, -Yeah?
Their firm has some of Abuja's deepest pockets on their client list,
Thankfully there, but as an EFCD agent,
you should know that this front
could be the source of their stupendous wealth
that they flaunt arrogantly and annoyingly,
See, this is why I don't ever believe them,
They're thieves,
I think, if I could try to slip into their circle,
maybe I might notice one or two things,
You think so?
No, man, there's no setting out, There's no setting out,
♪ I want you, baby ♪
♪ You tell that you love me ♪
The Merry Men,
Hello,
What would you like to have?
What I'd like to have actually is not on this table,
Oh, okay, what is that?
I will like to know your name,
your phone number, and where I can find you tomorrow,
You see, according to research,
an elderly man that still makes use of pickup lines in this day and age
is either a hired killer or he's having mouth odor,
Or probably the two, both of them,
Whereas, a man that can make a lady smile is a real champion,
I see how you pride yourself,
Chicken corn soup for starters, please, all of us,
Please help me welcome Dame Bethany Maduka,
Can we do it and give her a round of applause
as we receive our celebrants?
♪ Aha, yeah ♪
Fancy dressings, expensive attires,
diamond studs, gold, you name it all,
Take all that away, what is left?
A sexy naked woman, sir,
A thieving machine,
Exactly what I was about to say,
Amaju, it's your go,
Are you drunk?
Just tipsy, sir,
But it's nothing to worry about, I assure you,
Dera,
Nothing to worry about?
Listen to me,
Our main objective here is to blend and monitor,
Now get your eyes away from all these Nollywood stars,
niceties, frivolities, you know,
Huh? Nothing to worry about? Okay,
You're drunk, So how do we achieve our major objective?
Thank you,
Thank you, thank you,
Happy birthday, madam,
The Merry Men at my party?
I see you recognize us,
Notoriety has very little hiding place,
So 50 it is, and yet you look 25,
Do you know what that means?
Enough inspiration to go under your skirt and service your congo,
Amaju, stop,
You know you drive me crazy when you talk like that,
You know you can't do anything about it here, so stop,
Who says I can't do anything? That's the idea,
But you of all people should know that sex is sweet when the risk is high,
All right, baby,
Give me some time to clear it all up and meet me in the game room,
Ten minutes,
Okay,
Sweetie, I'm coming, I'll be back in a bit,
All right, guys, let's rock and roll,
Ten minutes,
Hello, Ma,
I need you to come outside and join the security detail,
There's a large crowd and they're beginning to spill over,
-Do it now, -All right,
I'll go to the ladies' room now and I'll sort myself out, I just,,,
Whoa, whoa,
Whoa, easy,
Off you go,
Mama, mama, mama, yo,
Now the thing's about to go skra,
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta,
Shut up, come over here, and put that mouth of yours to good use,
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Why do you smell different today?
I'm wearing sapphire scent,
It's nice, but you're talking too much,
Come here,
You ladies are gonna give me a minute, I'll be right back,
All right,
Access denied?
You were denied?
I am Remi,
The only one with the ability to hack into any system,
Let me watch you try and deny this,
Oh,
Oh, yes,
Ooh,
Amaju?
Are you torturing that lady?
Dude, just shut up, okay?
Your dad! It is your mom that will be tortured with a pin,
-What was that? -Sorry,
The sweetness of your big pussy is making me say nonsense,
Okay, let's just keep my father out of this,
A penny for whatever is making you laugh,
Wow, a penny?
Isn't that too small a price for joy?
Well, I thought the best things in life are free,
You offered a penny, remember?
I did,
Smooth operator,
Dera Chukwu,
Pleasure, Dera, Ayo,
Alesinloye,
Top dog of Nigerians leading Yoruba demons,
Ouch, That's unfair on my boys,
What, they're not demons?
They're not all Yorubas,
Well done, sir,
We are greeting you from here,
I'm in,
Hey, how long do we have?
Ah, shit,
Five minutes,
♪ See my sleeping bee ♪
♪ Sweet 16, baby ♪
♪ She did not do me like sugar ♪
-Her husband is going in, -What?
-What did you say? -I said don't stop, Don't stop, Amaju,
There, there, there, that spot, there,
Remi? Time,
Three minutes to go, Where is her husband?
Dera, I'm so sorry, but there's no nice way I can put this,
You have to go, I know,
Regrettably,
But I promise I'll make it up to you,
I'll find you,
I am an Alesinloye,
Our words usually are our bond,
Don't worry, I got this, I got this,
I welcome you to my residence,
-I thank you for attending this-- -Your Excellency, sir, Minister,
My name is Ayo Alesinloye,
I happen to be following your Abuja housing scheme project,
And?
I have some concerns,
Concerns are treated at my office,
Indeed, I'm very much aware, but this won't take two minutes,
-I assure you, -The minister does not have a second,
Or would you rather I ask openly on social media?
Because there is an army of fiery-blooded, vocal people
on that platform willing to weigh in,
And you will have to forgive them
of their rebellious condescending and disrespectful approach,
Because, as you very well know, that comes with the youths,
You said two minutes, right?
Oh, that is so good,
-I'm coming, -No, no, no, No, Amaju, no, no,
But you know that that is very untrue,
This is just some rubbish propaganda sponsored by the opposition,
Sir, time is of the essence, Let's leave this man,
-Let's go, -My office is always open,
Sir, I was wondering--
That's all the time the minister can,
No, no, don't come yet, Please, please, please,
And who is that?
And where is my darling husband
taking my eminent guest to?
Darling,
-Happy birthday, -Greetings,
-I hope you are well? -I am very well,
Well done, madam, Well done,
Where are you taking my guest to?
We just have a little business to do,
Ah, okay,
Respectfully I say, before any business,
you still owe me a birthday dance,
No problem,
I will dance for you,
You were just showing off like you owned that party,
For your mind,
-Bado! -Deji, bro,
You're here throwing darts,
instead of trying to get a woman into your life,
Your mouth will be nice for my next target,
Reminkus, what's up?
Guys!
Six-story building with 40 shop,
10-screen cinema on the top floor,
and underground parking for up to 300 vehicles,
Contract value is a whopping 30 billion Naira,
Whose account has got thirty billion?
The proposed site for this construction,,,
is Garki Village,
Garki Village?
Ayo,
As in your Garki Village?
Ha!
But that place is a slum,
Where else would they go and demolish properties
without worrying about the people fighting back?
Your hunch was right all this time,
That's why this project has been top secret,
Are they now going to render those guys homeless?
Because they want to build an ultra-modern shopping mall?
The Garki Village
bears no social relevance to the economy, none at all,
It's a dead zone, It's an eyesore,
At best they don't even have representation in the house,
Because they don't have people to represent them,
doesn't make them dispensable guy,
Poverty is a bastard,
You know, the one thing you should never be guilty of in Nigeria is poverty,
Be guilty of anything else except that,
Who got the contract?
Well, gentlemen, I will give you clues,
He's somebody with much political history,
a two-time governor, one-time minister,
Anybody wish to guess?
Michael Okpara,
That is not correct, Try again,
Um, Otunba Bakare,
I mean, he's the one with all the connections,
Incorrect, Try again,
Your father?
Uh-uh, It's your father,
That's your man,
Chief Edmund Omole,
This man has chewed every piece of sliced national cake,
Too bad,
This is one piece he will chew and choke on,
Remi, dig, Dig deep, As deep as you can get, okay?
Search every nook and cranny,
Whatever information you can get on this guy
that even Google couldn't find, get it for me,
Amaju, I guess the contract was awarded by your lover?
Has funds been disbursed?
What's the timeline for execution?
Guy, give me two days,
Perfect,
Naz?
Whatever information you can get, I'll be on standby waiting for it, okay?
Anything possible, guys,
We need to put our hands together on this thing, This must not fly,
Ofada rice, anyone?
-Hey, -Please, I'll be interested,
Dera for the boys,
-You're always hungry, -Yeah,
Edmund Omole,
What's he done this time?
This time?
He's been on our radar since his tenure as governor,
Graft, money laundering, even drugs,
And still no evidence?
Not yet,
All we know
is that he's a senior special asshole in the halls of power,
Well, evidently for the good people of Garki Village,
he's a lot more,
He's about to kick them out to build a super mall,
No way,
Your Garki Village?
Did anyone not tell him he's about to step on a lion's tail?
Worse,
He just spat into the eye of a dragon,
My guy, my guy,
You got that from a movie, right?
We know the movie,
Must you fuck it all up?
Must he just mess it all up?
All right, guys, we have a long day ahead of us,
So let's go get some rest, Some very good rest,
Amaju, do you wish to lost your money,
because I want to shop somebody money today,
If I were to lose my money, not before your type now,
Either they can't fish, They can't cook fish,
Let me grab my stuff,
Sorry, guys, I have to run too,
There's someone at home I can't keep them waiting,
Mm-hmm,
Is this one big-breasted and curvy?
And how in the world did I suggest it's a lady?
Is it a guy?
-No, it's a lady, -Mm-hmm,
But the whole moral of this argument is don't assume,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go,
All right, bro, later,
All right, see ya,
-Mr, Alesinloye? -Mm-hmm?
What do you have planned for the rest of the night?
Well, research has proven
that a good night's sleep is the best way to spend the night,
-Alone? -Sadly,
You haven't done well,
My phone,
Hey, I'm up, I'm up,
Yeah, yes, I'm on the move, don't worry,
-See you, -You're up already?
I hate to go, baby, but I have to go,
And one for the road?
Oh, shit,
My son!
Thank you, God,
-Ayo, my son! -Brother Ayo, welcome,
-Welcome, my son, I hope you're well? -I'm fine,
-Thank God, -Thank you, Ma,
I'm very happy to see you, Come in and sit,
Is the government relocating us to another place?
Aunty, I have offered to move you to a better place,
But you refused,
Now you can see for yourself,
Ayo,
Ever since my husband died, this place has been my home,
Not like this place is the very best of places to live,
But at least I have a roof over my head,
That's true,
Since I couldn't take you away from here,
the government is coming to kick you out,
So what are we going to do now?
Let me worry about that, Where is Abdul?
Give them 50%, okay?
You know, I need to sign this really quickly,
Naz, Naz,
Hmm, Fred,
So to what do I owe this unpleasant visit?
You know what you did,
You put your hands in the wrong cookie jar,
Cookies? That can't be true,
Everybody knows I hate cookies,
I'm talking about Chichi,
So that's how you draw comparisons?
Your girlfriend of what, two years?
Cookies,
No wonder she left you for me,
You know eight inches work a lot better than two inches?
-What did you say? -It's the truth,
And let's keep it down,
As you can see, this is a fine gentleman's establishment,
We take it easy here,
But since you didn't get it, let me give you a firm advice,
And please listen,
It looks like you have a two-inch problem as well,
You know, seriously, this is what you do,
When you lose a woman, don't worry about anything,
Don't worry about where she went to,
Worry about how you can fix your problem,
Look at your ass, Look at you,
Didn't your mother tell you--
Do you want him to kill me before you will come and help?
Come here, I'm not done with you yet,
Stay the hell down,
-Wow! -Hi,
Cinderella,
You're new?
I started this week,
So, how has it been?
She's quite a demanding boss,
but only a few get the opportunity to work for a two-time minister,
I can't complain,
I know what you mean,
You want me to give you some tips to put you in her good books?
Oh, please,
It will cost you dinner,
Anyways, compliments,
All you need to do is give her compliments,
Anything that makes her feel 16 makes her feel good,
Compliments,
You're the best,
I know,
But I prefer to be called Amaju--
Amaju Abioritsegbemi,
Popularly known as the oracle of the Merry Men,
AKA the Real Yoruba Demons,
I'd have to live on the moon to not know who you are,
I'm Sophie,
Sophie Obaseki,
-Did you say Obaseki? -Mm-hmm,
-Are you an Edo girl? -Absolutely!
You understand Edo language?
Sure!
My goodness!
You are a typical Edo girl,
-How are you? -I'm fine,
Oh, excuse me,
Hello, Ma?
Okay, Ma, okay,
She'll see you now,
And I'll see you later,
-Mm? -Mm,
Mama,
I don't understand,
To clean buildings?
Oh, yeah, that's the best I could do, given that it's quarter to election time,
and we need to keep the party loyalists happy with a big contract, so,,,
Party loyalists happy with a big contract?
Mama?
Apart from being your sex-service provider in the other room,
the Merry Men execute all your contracts with excellence,
I know, baby, I know,
So?
And if I may add to that,
if the Federal Inland Revenue were to give awards
for the best tax payer of the year,
you know that the Merry Men will win it back to back,
What's the meaning of all this?
Amaju, please leave me alone,
I'll make you a promise, okay?
If you give me an A in mathematics, I'll send you to London for holidays,
How about that?
Uncle Ayo,
It's okay, Hey, come,
I am an Alesinloye,
And our word is our bond,
Trust me, I'll do it,
You see, I grew up in this neighborhood,
If I can make it,
you have no excuse not to,
Yeah, Naz?
Detention?
Amaju, please don't be offended,
I'll fix you up on the next one, okay?
-I promise, Just,,, be okay, -Oh? Next one?
Mama, is that all you have to say? The next one?
What about the shopping mall contract?
Yes, don't look at me like that,
Rumor has it that it's your office that's issuing it,
-Rumor? -Yes,
Give me the name of the idiot peddling that rumor,
That business you're talking about is top secret,
It ceases to be one as long as your colleagues in power
stop saying things to their small girlfriends
that they say to Naz and Naz will come and tell us,
Please leave that,
Men are idiots,
Yes, I know,
I'm a living example,
Oh, Amaju, Okay, darling, listen,
That contract has been issued and money is disbursed,
That project is going to start in what, ten days' time?
Now listen to me, baby,
The profit margin on this deal is in the region of 20 million Naira,
Have I ever given you less?
The project is going to start in ten days?
Amaju, stop, Just do this one for me,
I will fix you up on the next one, I promise,
I will manage it,
-No problem, Mama, -Hey,
Where do you think you're going?
Mama, I don't understand,
Ah, Mama,
In your office? Don't you ever get tired?
Let's rush off to go pick Kemi, yeah?
Oh, yeah, but I might need us
to stop by my place first to pick up some clothes,
That's fine, come, let's go,
Thanks for the bail, man,
You look intact,
Don't I always?
♪ You don't know her ♪
-Hey, Naz? -Yeah?
-You ready? -Mm-hmm,
Let's go pick Kemi, man,
-You okay? -Yeah, Checking if my jaw is intact,
I need this one too,
Let me just take a quick swig, then we head out,
Come on, bro, we're right in the middle of a mission,
We can't afford any attention right now, You know that,
Uh, you know what? Let me move in here, okay?
Let me stay here for a few days,
At least your propensity for staying out of trouble
might rub off on me, you know,
Welcome to Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja,
Hey, look at you, My God, your cheeks!
You've gained a pound or two,
Oh, wow, really?
-Yes, really, -Is that a bad thing?
Well, it's an African thing, you know, We Africans, we like it thick,
Right,
Dad is so super excited to have you back, yeah?
He's organizing a welcome back party for you right now as we speak
with all your old friends,
-Wow, really? -I'm telling you,
-Oh, my God, I'm so excited, -I know,
I'm so happy to be home, Like, I've missed you guys so much,
I know, I know, I know,
-Brother Ayo, -Yeah?
Please, I don't want to stay with Dad, Can I stay with you?
It's your father we're talking about here,
I know,
You're just gonna break his heart,
But you know how overly protective he can be,
-Tell me about it, -So can I stay with you?
Please?
-Hey, -Hey, baby girl,
Hi!
So how are you?
I'm good, I'm good,
I took out the big guy,
The other guy came at me, I took him out, That's four guys out,
Oh, wow,
But the little guy, was a struggle with the little guy,
So I knew my bro, you know, being who he is,
Is that where you got your tattoo from?
No, babe, I got my tattoo from Canada, from Toronto,
So I went and helped my little bro,
Now you need to hear the part I lost my $200,000 watch,
-Yeah, that's right, -That must have been hard,
That's what made me buy the Patek, baby,
I lost the AP over there,
I'm amazing, babe, I can't help it, I just can't,
Clearly the leopard can't change his skin, yeah?
Dude, you made me leopard,
-You know, so I was thinking,,, -Yeah,
Hey, Dad?
What?
What's so surprising about an old man trying to keep a tab on his health?
Does everyone know about this?
Doctor Uche knows,
And that's the only person that should know for now,
So, I hear your sister,,,
wants to stay with you,
Hey, baby,
-Here you go, -Oh, wow, thanks,
Hello,
So, what have you been up to?
-Me? -Mm-hmm,
Well, let's say I've been taking a course in minding my business,
Right,
From what we've heard,,,
you seem to be skipping classes,
Wow,
Well, you know what they say about these elements,
They rub off on you, Seem to have a life of their own,
Their own tempers,
Well, you know, one has to be around trouble
to actually get in trouble,
The apple that didn't roll far away from the tree,
so every time you say I'm stubborn and unyielding,
I credit it to my gene pool,
I am nothing like you,
I respected my parents,
And I respected mine and I still do,
No, you didn't,
I told you, go to Harvard,
You went to Oxford,
Study law,
You did business,
And, oh, the cherry on top of the cake,
You ran away from home,
Dad, if I had stayed, we wouldn't be having this conversation,
You and I know that our brand of stubborn is divine,
None agree to yield to the other, You know this,
And your sister?
Kemi,
She almost followed in your footsteps,
She did everything that I instructed her to do,
but study law,
Law?
No way, No, no,
Well, let's just say that you'll be doing the judicial system a great service,
And why is that?
Well, precedence of cases won not by pure merit,
not by hard evidence or proven on beyond reasonable doubt,
but by the sheer stunning looks of the lawyer arguing the case,
Did you just call me beautiful?
Come on now,
Dad, I don't do drugs, I'm not in jail,
Right now, I'm at the top of my business,
If you choose to overlook what I've become in life
just because I didn't toe the path you want me to be,
then that's sad, Father,
I don't want killing myself just to please you,
You're sick,
Let's leave this conversation for another day,
I do not need your sympathy or your pity,
Take care of your sister,
And keep her away from your immoral friends,
That's all I ask,
I wish you well, Dad,
Still I love you,
I love you too, son,
Solid brick holdings,
Chief Omole's construction empire,
They specialize in constructing anything shopping mall,
government complex, monuments, and luxury homes,
all across the continent,
Their largest clients are rumored to be men of questionable character,
Dangerous and dubious men,
Colombian drug lord, South African mafia,
even the chief criminal in underground Las Vegas,
Chief Omole is not the big fish swimming in the ocean,
Chief Omole is the ocean,
The big fish swim in him,
Well, he's about to lose more than gallons of water,
We're taking Garki Village from him,
Ayo, this is beyond the purview of our regular modus operandi,
Don't speak like that,
When a lion enters a marketplace,
both the goat and the seller runs,
Because any of them can serve as food,
We can handle Chief Omole easily,
Let's do it the Robin Hood way,
We take from him, and give to the Garki people,
My sentiments exactly,
Guys, I so much admire your confidence,
but I think we need to relax right now,
My father used to tell me,
you cannot be the enemy of hurricane,
This guy is a dangerous somebody,
Come on, guys,
Do not upgrade Goliath to the devil now,
It was just one slingshot that took him down,
In this respect, Ayo,
I think we're talking about Satan himself,
Even Satan can be bound,
Your vocabulary has greatly improved,
Very soon, the likes of Chief Omole will be hit by terrible diseases,
HIV, heart attack, diabetes,
Gonorrhea, syphilis, all of these bad, bad things,
They will kill him,
Including his relatives and everyone around him,
Dera has tripled her efforts in her investigation on him,
As it is now, we can only hope,
Not enough time, guys,
Grading and excavation starts in seven days,
Seven days?
Yeah, seven days,
Barely enough time to jeopardize his plans,
You never mentioned anything about his vice and his habits,
Negligible,
♪ If you give me your love and attention ♪
♪ You'll never have to mention ♪
♪ You will be my direction ♪
Hey, guys,
Kemi, I have told you to always cover up
when my friends are around,
But what she is putting on is nice,
Keep quiet,
See, she's leaving,
This is the wrongest time for Chief Omole
to have any scandal, however small,
So what do you have in mind?
♪ Beast, your body like a panda ♪
♪ Can't go below panda ♪
♪ Baby, you look sweet appetizer ♪
♪ So sweet, baby You're like a light, yeah ♪
This my sword,
You think they call it Balogun Idumota for nothing?
You people, all of you,
I will use it on the three of you,
Like this,
Ooh, yes,
Yes, hold me,
Have you seen enough to know that we're not playing?
Tell me, what exactly do you want?
What do you want?
A hundred million Naira,
and a relocation of your shopping mall site,
Anywhere else but Garki,
But the shopping mall is secret, Who told about it?
Failure to meet our demands and the video gets out on Twitter,
Facebook, Instablog, the network news and Linda Ikeji,
Who is Linda Ikeji?
You don't know Linda Ikeji?
No, no, no, I don't know,
I don't know,
Do anything you like, yes,
The sex video, If you like, put it on Twitter,
Put it on Facebook,
Put it on Snapchat or whatever,
Put it anywhere, I don't care,
Failure to meet our demands,,,
-Yes, -,,,and the video gets out,
Listen, they will shout,
They will talk, They will abuse me,
They will call me a madman,
A shameless and promiscuous old man,
But I'll tell you something,
After two weeks, another person will do something,
and they will forget about my own,
What nonsense is that? I should give you hundred million,
And still forfeit my shopping mall for you,
Upon what?
Because of a sex tape?
Ordinary sex tape!
Forget about that thing,
Come, where did you learn your blackmailing from?
Which school?
Nonsense, Look,
Go back and collect your money,
Yes, because mosquito brain is better than your teacher's own,
I tell you,
Nonsense,
Guys, this old man is rude,
If I fail to deal with this man, let me go nude while taking my bath,
Uh-uh,
How else would you take a bath?
Why don't you put on a suit with a shirt and a tie,
We've lost two days,
This is back to ground zero,
This is getting more difficult by the second,
Invasion of privacy,
It's planting a mole,
It takes years to work,
Oh, come on, Dera, entrapment,
Entrapment is criminal,
-Huh? -All right, I know,
I work with the government anti-corruption agency
and I work with the Merry Men, I know,
You are a Merry Men,
I lack the moral qualification to decide what's criminal, yes,
but there are still some lines I will not cross,
and luring Chief Omole to commit a crime just so we can nab him is one of them,
Working for us does not make you a criminal, Dera,
-You know that, right? -Ayo, we steal,
We steal from people who steal from us,
Who turn public office into ATM,
For every road they don't build, for every hospital they don't build,
they own private jets, buy homes in Dubai,
To me, we're simply creating an equilibrium,
In ways that are wrong,
And two wrongs never made a right,
Dera,,,
we have a problem,
I'm getting tired, Ayo,
The toll of being with you and being with them,
Sleeping with one eye open and just always looking over my shoulder,
It seems like they're just waiting for the right time to pounce on me,
And this has been the story of my life for, like, three years,
Oh, fuck,
Comes with the territory, man,
I want you to stay,
But only if it makes you sleep well at night,
You know that's not gonna happen,
All right, I won't bail ship now,
but right after Chief Omole, I'm done for good,
Ayo, I think about you a lot,
I worry about you,
I fear the day when things go wrong, or worse,
you and the boys end up,,,
You need to stop this, and soon,
Very soon,
Ayo, you mean the world to me,
Don't let this consume you,
Sorry,
Good afternoon, Ma,
Hope there is no problem?
What?
I hope there's enough for two,
You're here,
Yes, and right on time,
Well, compliments of the chef,
Okay,
Mmm,
This is really good,
My dear, I am a god in the kitchen,
Sweetie, do not sell yourself short,
You are a god all round,
So tell me, what's the motivation?
Please,
Does the world know this part of Uncle Chinaza?
Great cook,
Einstein buff,
Cocktail lord,
Gentleman,
Well, you know what they say,
virtues are not exactly celebrated or make headlines,
Or,,,
is it just this part of the coin that you keep showing people?
Well, my dear, I am who I am,
Smoke,
He doesn't smoke,
Idiots,
But I do, if you don't mind to share,
Do not interfere in my business,
-Please, he's my only child, -Lift him up, Let me give him smoke!
That's none of my business, Leave here now,
I apologize for interfering in your business,
We'll leave,
But the young man has to come with me, He's my kid brother,
Madam, did you have this one for your landlord?
I'm sure your dad's pig gave birth to you,
Yes,
No, It can't be, It has to be,,,
It has to be the monkey, Because the pig is way cuter than you are,
Boss, he just made a point,
Are you guys just going to stand and stare?
Ayo, behind you,
Please, it's a toy gun,
It's a toy gun?
It's actually a toy gun,
Does it hurt?
It doesn't hurt,
Are you guys staring at him?
Won't you take him to the hospital?
Get up,
So I've seen you face bullets,
I've seen you pretty much jump through fire,
Now I've seen you turn pussy-cat in front of a girl,
What? Are you kidding me right now?
Look who's talking, When we first met, who was toasting who?
Well, that was because you were trying to sell me the cause
and as soon as I jumped on the wagon, you went all tight upper lip,
Yeah, well, that's because those things complicate other things,
Aha, so you're saying you like me,
but, of course, business and pleasure is a bad mix, I know,
Listen, Ayo, I'm not changing my mind,
One more and I'm done,
You're a beautiful soul,
The best person I've ever met,
And I just hope that you choose to close this chapter
before things get too bad to fix,
And you know that's gonna happen,
Maybe a wife will help you stop,
You sound like I can walk into a store
and then pick one off the shelf,
No, on the contrary, it's the good old regular chase,
but I doubt you can catch yourself one
'cause you drive like a girl,
Excuse you?
Thirty minutes from the hotel to Garki Village,
I was just waiting for you to catch up,
I do that journey in, like, half the time,
Listen, I can teach you if you want,
You want to race me?
Ha! Lord have mercy,
Don't do this to your self-esteem,
Mmm!
You're so sure of yourself, ain't you?
You're serious?
Game on,
It's not too late to call it quits, Ayo,
A child's experience can never be compared to that of an elder,
What did you say?
Apologies in advance,
Who won?
Yup, I won,
-No, you didn't, -Yes, I did,
-No, you did not, -Admit it, I won,
Wait, I was only trying to be a gentleman,
Admit it, I won,
I was just trying to be a gentleman,
-That's it, -Yeah, yeah, whatever,
I won,
Yeah, And you're right, I'm not the fastest man in the world,
Blackmail failed,
And we still don't have good material against him,
And you say entrapment is a no-go area?
Dera won't hear of it,
Besides, the set-up will take more than the three days we have,
Listen, if we don't move fast, we are going to lose this gig,
Lose this gig?
When is that ever an option?
Are they mad?
Not to worry, guys, The outcome will happen,
It will surely happen,
Wise words, Amaju,
Finally you speak,
Yeah, so, in the spirit of lateral thinking,
I think it will be silly if we don't consider all our--
Hello, Naz, don't you remember me?
Andrea, from the pool party,
Are you serious?
Last card,
Check up,
Okay,
-So back to what we were saying, -Uncle Chinaza,
Is that Kemi?
What is she doing there?
Well, I don't know, Maybe you should ask her,
Hang on,
Hey, bro,
Kemi,
what are you doing there with him?
No, I actually came out with Amaka,
and I bumped into Uncle Chinaza,
Hold on, say hi to Amaka,
Say hi to brother Ayo,
Hi, Uncle Ayo,
Are you okay now?
I'll see you guys at home,
I'm just the one letting you win,
Drop it there,
I want a round figure, Let's play another round,
You should have snuck into my pocket and take all my money,
And vanish all the money in my account, idiot,
With your funny-looking face,
Brilliant,
I know, I'm always on point, You know me,
No, no, no, no,
It's what you said about Remi taking your money,
That's what we should do,
Take Chief Edmund's money,
Hello, sir,
I know I'm a computer wizard, but that's not a small menu,
Yeah, every single kobo,
I'm the one drinking,
while you guys are getting drunk on my behalf,
-I am working on the plan, -Last card, Check up,
It's gonna mature very soon,
Let's meet at the boat club, guys,
Without money, there is no contract,
Without contract,,,
He will be in soup,
That is true talk,
I believe that is solution to send him to early retirement
from all his corrupt practice,
Yes,
As Garki Village celebrates,,,
It will be nice to actually give a third of the money to an NGO
with a proven commitment to urbanization of rural areas,
Don't you think so?
My concern is how we can,,,
upgrade Garki village within the next three years,
You know, all this is fine,
But the thing is that it doesn't change the fact
that we have a lot of hurdles to scale,
Solutions, please,
I wish I could be a part of all the grammar going on here,
My main concern is what bank has the money?
The monitoring cameras and surveillance equipment
are all on the top floor,
As soon I'm able to hack into their system,
I'll be able to insert in the surveillance system that I use in there,
Our cleaning business,
Hey,
Hi,
So tell me, how long more do you have?
-Who, me? -Mm-hmm,
Oh, I'm done,
Just whiling away time waiting for a certain bad boy,
You're getting unnecessarily upset, Why now?
My friend, don't be stupid,
What do you mean by I'm being unnecessarily upset?
Are you okay?
See, I wish you have an idea of how I will deal with you,
I will have you shred to pieces and fed to my dogs,
For two days I've asked you to show up
and instead of you to do what I've said, you're giving me stupid excuses,
Are you mad?
The sheer absurdity of that makes me doubt that you are well,
Mama, I see you're overreacting,
Okay, let's go that route, What is it?
I told you I'm not well,
My equipment is not functioning well,
My instrument not well,
Why are you so greedy? Do you want to destroy my instrument?
What is wrong with you?
Oh, oh, oh, I see, Oh, I see,
Amaju, you think I'm playing with you, right?
As a matter of fact, the doctor that wants to give me the injection is here,
Mama, let me call you back,
Wait!
No,
My goodness,
What's up, baby?
Hey,
I see you,
-I see you too, -Yeah,
Cheers,
-Cheers, -Look at me,
You know, they say when you do that, you look straight in the eyes,
Yeah, give it to me again, then bring it,
Oh, come on,
Why are you selfish? Bring it again,
It's like I'm just gonna get used to this,
Trust me, Daddy,
You're not going to get used to this,
You are about to meet an Edo girl
with a different sexual experience,
Welcome,,,
to,,,
being,,,
addicted,
Oh, my goodness! Lord have mercy!
Foursquare bank?
Foursquare bank is not on the list of banks we're cleaning now,
Oh, my goodness,
I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
Please forgive me, I can be so clumsy,
-It's all right, -Please permit me to make this up to you,
It's all right, thank you,
You know, Moscato and conversation can be a nice combination?
I'm on the clock,
Have we met?
All right, sorry, I have to go, Bye,
Can you just imagine?
The secret has been exposed,
You haven't told me I look beautiful today,
I mean, your eyes did, but your mouth has to say something,
Kemi, you're trying to place us in a situation
of the pepper soup and the tequila remedy,
Look, I've had a crush on you since I was 13,
And I am not a fan of your brother's dexterity with a gun,
Nor his temper,
Come on, it's not worth it,
Well, the feeling is still there,
So I'm guessing it's not just a crush,
I hate to be a target on loose,
Well, those bullets are definitely not for me,
I mean, I also observed
that this attraction is not one-sided,
You know, I'm not a religious man, Kemi,
but at this point, I bind you in Jesus' name,
Ooh,
Look, Naz,
I see you staring at me,
Stealing glances,
Catching feelings,
Back to sender,
Listen, seriously, seriously,
Let this man go, He's not for you,
It's too late for that
because this girl right here
is madly in love with you,
Oh, shit,
Deep shit,
Foursquare bank is not on our list,
Get her to put in a word to them to include us,
You mean, I should do that, like, right now?
Since we're not in a hurry, anytime before Christmas,
Is there a problem?
Shit,
I've heard you,
Dame Maduka mama for the boys,
See,
100-year-old scotch for my mamalette,
Oh, my baby,
You mean you actually went out of your way to get this for me at almost midnight?
Mama, it's you now, You're a religion, I worship you,
I will do anything,
Thank you so much,
But you see, there's no way I can accept a gift
that I gave you for Christmas, you stupid idiot,
Madman!
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, -Get out,
Madman!
Come on, This is Maju, Mama, Wait, wait, wait, wait, See,
I took this picture, especially for you, Just the way you like it,
Okay, Look at it again, Mama,
Mama, your husband is not in town,
Your kids are away, You're all by yourself,
You know you miss me, Come on, say it,
You wanna miss out on the Niger Delta instrumental?
Mama, say it, You miss it,
That thing will go skra,
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta,
Carry a beat, mama,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom,
You're a fool,
Full body massage first,
Take it, Mama,
Everything is set,
We just need to make sure that they all fall in place,
And what if something falls out of place?
Well, no one improvises like a Merry Man,
-No one does, -Yeah,
Good, All right, guys, That's enough for today,
So let's go catch some rest and,,,
My friend!
-Let's go, -Who scored?
Six zero to Enyimba against Barcelona,
Be laughing at me,
I wish you were the one who had to do the work I did over the night,
Who sent you?
Bro, hey, I'm going home tonight,
I need to launch from the familiar pad of my own mess, you know?
Tomorrow, Babe, put it here,
Nice talking,
Are you okay?
Mm-hmm,
'Cause you seem nervous,
I'm always nervous the night before a gig,
Aw, don't worry about that, It's gonna be fine,
Trust me when I say so,
Can I get an amen?
Hey, hey, hey, So, okay,
Did I do something? Something to tick you off?
Do you have a death wish?
Because you seem very casual about this, as usual,
But that don't mean I don't care,
Come on, Especially about the boys and you,
-You care about me? -Yeah,
Call it quits,
Yeah, I thought so,
Have a good evening,
Dera, you know my story,
You know the house got too hot for me and I had to run off,
And every relative that I went to meet would always refer me back to my dad,
and I didn't want that,
And the only ground zero for me was Garki Village,
The place I could start afresh without funds and family,
You know what? Stop pretending this is about Garki Village,
This is about the one after this and the one after that,
This is about the Merry Men and just driving on the wrong lane,
I don't know why I allowed myself fall for you,
because honestly, I shouldn't have to worry about this,
Dera?
So sex toy is cheating?
Yeah, How can you even have feelings with that?
Who's that? Expecting someone?
No, it's really late,
Who's that?
-Who's that? -Ayo,
Get the door,
Ayo?
Yeah,
Wow, at this time of the night?
I know,
Coming through the back door, too,
-Hey, -Hey,
Man, I'm sorry, bro,
I just needed someone to talk to,
Oh, you're drunk,
I got us a drink, man,
-Oh, you got more drinks? -Yeah,
Haven't you had enough?
No, no, no,
I think we should,,,
-Let's talk, -Yeah, let's do that,
Let's sit here,
Sit down,
Sure,
I've been feeling kind of, like, you know,
Yeah,
There we go,
Hey,
Who would have thought?
You and Dera,
-That's quite a surprise, -Yeah,
Seems you're falling for her, bro,
Nope, nope, I'm not,
I do care about her with all my heart,
So much so that you're willing to give up the cause of the Merry Men,
This is a code you've lived by for the last five years of your life,
Tell me,
Do you agree with her that we're wrong, you know?
That we should,,,
call it quits?
Well,,,
We live on the edge, Ayo,
That's a given,
I think any woman that wants you for keeps in her life
will do everything she can to eliminate the risk factor,
Once in a while, a really special person walks into your life,
At that moment of clarity,
you will do everything and anything to keep her in your life,
Even if it means switching lanes,
So I ask you again,
Clearly this time,
Do you love Dera?
I don't,
-But you care about her? -Yeah, deeply,
He's spending the night,
What? Why is he spending the night here?
I need you to be calm, Okay?
He's drunk,
He's sleeping on the couch right now, He's just,,,
Let's just calm down,
Hey, Naz,
-Hey, man, -Hey,
Man, I'm so tired, man, You know I don't jell with couches,
Let me get the guest room ready,
Why? This is fine,
This is perfect, Let me just rest right here,
Oh, God, I'm so freaking tired,
Okay,
Okay, that's,,, You get some sleep,
Hey, Hey,
Yeah?
Oh, okay,
Oh, my gosh,
Where did you get this?
Remi sent it to me,
He got it from The Rich and the Reckless,
It's on the blogs now?
Well, it would have been, but you know Remi now,
He hacked into the system and crashed the site,
Shit,
Naz, I do have serious concern for you,
Let me deal with it with Ayo,
Don't worry,
Bro, end this,
I'll take it under advisement,
But it's too late,
I love that girl,
Am I speaking with Mr, Ali,
the client service head of Foursquare Bank?
Yes, sir, Good day, sir,
My name is Ayo, Ayo Alesinloye,
I want to make a core deposit in your bank,
Seven digits, to be precise, and in dollars,
You got it now,
I say, okay, do the work you're supposed to be doing,
You'll be present for,
Relax otherwise, Listen for him,
The team from Merry Oasis?
Yes, Ma, yes, Ma, Good morning, Ma,
You're starting from the ground floor,
Yes, absolute,
We are under instruction that we cannot obstruct transaction that is ongoing,
A team from Central Bank are on their way to meet us here,
Go clean somewhere else, probably the fifth floor,
Okay, Ma,
Didn't you hear what she just said?
What's the matter with you?
And I presume you will be apprising me of all the merits of this choice, yeah?
Regrettably, I will be meeting with auditors
from the Central Bank by 10:30,
but my deputy is capable of doing that,
-Go to the fifth floor, -Boss, are you not coming?
I said I will meet you there,
Okay, I'm in,
Perhaps we can do this some other time, but I'll only care to talk to just you,
No, no, no, sir, Kindly come over, I'm sure there's a way we can work it out,
Perfect, I'm on my way,
Okay, sir,
Guys, you heard that?
The meeting is at 10:30, which means that
at this very juncture, we have seven minutes to go,
They can't have a meeting if the auditors can't get here,
Amaju?
It's your go,
Let's rock and roll, Main route to the bank, blocked,
Remi, on standby?
What other choice do I have?
You okay? Your voice sounds disturbingly chill,
I'm cool,
-Priscilla, -Hold on,
The CBN guys had to turn back because of a traffic bottleneck,
so we're meeting them in the hotel,
Okay, What about the investor who called?
You know what?
Do everything possible to hold him down,
-Do you understand? -Okay,
I'll rush back as soon as the MD takes over,
Okay, sir, all right,
Will you leave there? Who are you?
I'm a mechanic,
So you're a mechanic?
And I want to help you to repair the motor,
So you think you can fix what will take care of your future?
You call this my future? An ordinary car my future?
My future is ahead, You're the one stranded with your future,
Carry your future, I want to help you and you're saying future,
That is why I don't like to help the less privileged people like you,
Naz, you're up?
Naz?
Client head service? Good afternoon,
Up these steps,
Thank you,
-Hello, -Hi, good afternoon,
Good afternoon, How are you?
Wow, Mr, Ayo Alesinloye?
Alesinloye, Have we met?
No,
-I love the Merry Men, -Ah,
I'm so happy to meet your acquaintance,
Likewise,
Please, have a seat,
Tea?
No, thanks, but I'm on a timer,
The head of the client service, please?
Yes,
He is in a quick meeting, but he will join us shortly,
-I see, -Yes,
He went for the Central Bank meeting?
Yes,
But he promised to set the ball rolling and join us pronto,
Sweets?
Sorry,
I presume this is your damage control protocol?
You offer your displeased clients sweets for wasting their time,
No, sorry, sir,
That's fine, I'll have one,
Thank you,
Yes,
But I'm not going to be sitting down aimlessly,
so you're going to do me a favor,
You take me on a tour on this floor,
tell me your name,
and most importantly, what time do you get off work?
Of course,
I am Priscilla Anyanwu,
And it will be my pleasure to take you on the tour,
We can start with the management canteen, This way, please,
Thank you very much, Priscilla, You're far too kind,
Please,
I'm in,
Yes, I am married,
Ayo, if you make that woman laugh one more time,
I will kill myself and my ghost will haunt you,
I'm sorry, but it just gives me options to, you know, explore,
So hypothetically, if I wanted you to spend the weekend with me?
What sort of laughter is this? Making me sweat profusely,
I'll kill the woman so her spirit can haunt you
for the rest of your life with that laughter,
-How are we doing? -75%,
Missus Anyanwu, where is the CSH?
He stepped out for a quick meeting,
Well, the surveillance camera on the floor is down,
We need to get into his office to check it,
They're coming here?
Maybe I can be of assistance?
I have a background in security,
So do I,
And that's why I head the department,
Thank you,
Come on, quick,
You're welcome,
We're almost there,
-Improvise, -I beg your pardon?
Nothing, nothing, I was just thinking out loud,
Improvise, It's a word we use,
A term we use for faulty CCTVs, you know,
You were talking about Kama Sutra?
Come on, come on, come on,
They're here, Oh, they're here,
Are you sure nobody can see us?
No, it's tinted, but we can see,
Isn't this what we've always dreamt about?
Lovemaking in the management office,
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
Okay, okay, Five minutes,
No, three minutes,
Transaction completed,
Red alert, red alert,
Three management suits heading your way,
Escape plan currently facing jeopardy,
Exercise caution,
Initiate exit plan immediately,
Oh, shoot,
What is the problem?
I'm five minutes late for a meeting at the Hilton,
Oh, I'm sure the CSH should be in any moment,
Let me just call him,
It's with the speaker of the house,
Oh, that's a meeting you shouldn't miss,
Glad you know,
-Call me, -Of course,
Okay,
Position, guys, Position?
Three minutes, max,
They're doing doggy style,
Gentlemen, with what I'm seeing, I'm scarred for life,
Get ready to initialize drill at the precise time, okay?
Standing by,
Priscilla?
No, he's not in,
He actually came, but he said he had to leave,
-Some urgent meeting he had to attend to, -So you couldn't hold him down?
I actually tried, but his meeting was kind of urgent,
That's not good for us,
I need to answer this call, Hello?
Remi, are you out of the office?
Yes, hold on a second,
What's going on here?
Surveillance went down, We're trying to rectify it,
Is that the drill?
No, we didn't organize any drill,
Let's go,
Are you trying to crush my vertebrae?
Sorry, sir, Sorry,
Let me have my bag, Let me have it,
Gentlemen, if that money is gone, your destiny is gone,
Baba, hurry up, you're the last person in the building,
Last person?
I'm not the last person, in Jesus' name,
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and coming to you from Nigeria's commercial capital, Lagos,
In other news, popular socialite Chief Edmund Omole
is currently in a web of financial scandal
over alleged siphoning of billions of naira
paid by the federal government for the construction
of the Abuja ultra modern shopping mall
which was awarded to his firm,
-According to-- -What do we do, Naz?
I mean, we can't hide this forever,
We'll tell him,
No,
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
Just water is okay,
-Oh, okay, -Thank you,
Ah!
Hey!
Good afternoon, Daddy,
How's it going?
Daddy?
Dad? Oh, my God,
Daddy?
Hello?
Hello, yes, please,
It's an emergency, I need an ambulance,
Oh, shit,
Well done, Amaju,
Well done,
Your prick must be very proud scoring brownie points
being able to do madam and her girl,
I'm sorry,
Sorry?
You're not sorry, but you will be,
after I'm done making you pay for this idiocy,
Now throw this wretch out,
Pack your bags, 'cause you're coming
and staying with me until my family gets back,
Mama, that's not happening,
Yes, and I'm not going anywhere with you, I'm sorry,
Okay,
I'm gonna give you a minute to repent from this madness,
You're at a very crucial point in your life,
I suggest you think very carefully before you make a decision,
Are you mad?
Amaju, are you stupid?
You've become a big boy,
I made you,
Look at this cow, Are you stupid?
Stop this thing,
I made you, I made you, I made you,
I made you, I made you, I made you, I made you,
Even God that created the world rested on the seventh day,
Rest this case now, Mama, Rest this case,
Did you bring me from Libya? Did I come in your private jet?
You keep reminding me of how you made me,
I acknowledge the fact that you helped me, But I also returned the gesture,
It shall not be well with you!
Amaju,
This thing that you have done, you will regret it,
Mama, do your worst,
I'm not afraid of you!
Mama, do your worst,
Journey mercies, Mama, Journey mercies,
You stop, leave me alone, Let me mourn the exit of my mama,
Hello? Listen,
I have a very juicy scoop on Dame Maduka that I believe may tickle your fancy,
Dame Bethany Maduka?
Wow, How much do you want for it?
Some things are worth more than naira and kobo,
If we cannot fix this world,
I believe that we can still rescue it
from the hands of people that wish to destroy it,
Are you the stranger that sent me the money?
The information you require is in your email,
The faster the better,
We have to adjust figures for inflation
so that we could meet up with the--
Excuse me a minute,
I'm in the middle of a--
What?
The Rich and Reckless blog spot? Me?
Gentlemen, excuse me, I'm going to need a minute,
Now listen to me carefully,
I want this next assignment done under the radar,
How are you doing, sir?
Get ready a strike unit,
We're going for arrest,
He's a non-hostile suspect,
But we don't want any surprises,
-Okay? -Yes, sir,
Be at alert,
You called for me, sir,
Yes,
Dame Bethany Maduka called in
and said she has implicating information on the Merry Men,
That's interesting, Sir, did she send in any evidence?
She will definitely,
Can you imagine?
This bastard has siphoned seven billion of that money to his personal piggy bank,
If this is not an invitation to the Merry Men,
then I don't know what is,
Ayo?
Remi, have you,,,
Have you ever thought about giving this up, you know?
Stopping altogether someday?
This is about Dera, right?
Yeah, probably, but I just want to know what you think,
-Thank you, -What are you doing?
Sending Remi a text,
To be frankly speaking, we have been very lucky,
And we cannot always be lucky,
I was born in the United Kingdom,
I do go still United States very often,
As a foreign somebody,
prison condition not conducive to my skin color,
-Let me use the toilet, -Okay,
Shit,
Hello, Dera,
Hello, Listen, I've been trying to reach Ayo, He's not picking,
All hell is about to break loose at the Merry Men's doorstep,
Actually, he was just here with me,
I excused myself to use the toilet,
There he is,
All units be advised, suspect is being followed by gunmen,
Let's just go away together, Let's go somewhere, anywhere,
Me and you,
I think you should leave,
I need to talk to Ayo about this today,
Babe, that's not a good idea, It's not a good idea,
Let's just go together somewhere,
Just me and you and just leave everyone,
Please,
I don't disagree,
That's why alcohol was invented,
Listen,
Everything is going to be okay,
-You trust me? -Yes,
Thank you,
Ayo,
Kemi, get out,
Kemi, get out!
Brother Ayo, no,
No,
Naz, come here,
Naz!
I'm here,
You want to shoot me, Ayo? Huh?
You want to shoot me?
After everything we've been through?
After all these years?
What did I do wrong?
You want to shoot me?
Shoot me,
Come on,
Shoot me,
Come on,
Shoot me,
Naz, Naz,
No,
Drop it,
Good job, good job, good job, Great,
Wow,
Eat, drink, and be merry,
For tomorrow we die,
Kurt Vonnegut's words,
He was a smart man,
but only a true Merry Man
knows the recipe for happy,
Move it,
I said move it,
You're there resisting arrest,
Did you resist the money?
That's how they are,
You will go to jail,
You will go to jail and prison,
♪ You are my everything ♪
♪ The air that I breathe ♪
♪ You're all that I need ♪
♪ Oh, forever love ♪
♪ You are my everything ♪
♪ You're the air that I breathe ♪
♪ You're all that I need ♪
♪ Hold up ♪
♪ Any time that I see your face I'm shining ♪
♪ Close up ♪
♪ Let me know where you're at Make me feel the way ♪
♪ And post up ♪
♪ The promises aren't over ♪
Ready?
Get down, get down,
Please relax, relax, There he is,
What's going on here? Who's leading this squad?
We have a warrant,
We have a warrant for the arrest of Mister Ayo Alesinloye
for charges he'll answer to in detention,
What charges? Show me your warrant,
Dera, it's fine, It's okay,
No, it's not, Dera Chukwu, EFCD,
Where's the warrant?
Dera, this is it, Trust me, it's all over,
Ayo, shut up, You're not going anywhere,
-These people are mistaken, -No, they're not,
And you weren't either when you told me
that one day the hen is gonna come home to roost,
And this is it, Look at it,
Mr, Ayo, on your knees and place your hands where I can see them,
-Get down on your knees, -Look, it's okay, Dera,
I love you,
I'll fight this,
No, you can't, You can't fight this, You can't fight what you foresaw,
What you wanted,
This is not what I wanted, Ayo,
Are you sure this is not what you wanted?
No,
Dera, look at me,
Are you sure this is not what you wanted?
Because all I can think about right now is spending the rest of my life with you,
♪ You are my everything ♪
♪ The air that I breathe ♪
Merry Men!
Finally, he falls head over heels!
Thank you so much for agreeing to help,
And who would have thought that you guys had a single romantic bone in your body?
Well,
I guess that's what happens when you meet the perfect somebody,
♪ Hey, baby ♪
♪ You know how I do ♪
♪ Bring honey bee ♪
♪ Down, girl ♪
♪ Go down, down ♪
♪ Get it sound, girl ♪
♪ Down ♪
♪ I'm in love ♪
♪ Love her ♪
♪ I said I'm in love ♪
♪ Love her ♪
♪ Baby, let me cover you ♪
♪ When you stand, I wonder you ♪
♪ Oh, na, na, na, na, na ♪
Oh, stop touching,
Sorry, madam, sorry,
♪ Good morning ♪
♪ Madam ♪
♪ Down, girl ♪
♪ Go down, down ♪
♪ Get it sound, girl ♪
♪ I'm in love ♪
♪ Love her ♪
♪ I said I'm in love ♪
♪ Love her ♪
♪ Baby, let me cover you ♪
♪ When you stand up under you ♪
♪ Oh, na, na, na, na ♪