* FAT BOYS
* ROCK RULIN' AROUND THE CLOCK
UH!
* LET'S GO
* FAT BOYS
* ROCK RULIN' AROUND THE CLOCK
* I RULE SUPREME, I RULE DIVINE *
* I ROCK THE HANDS OFF A CLOCK *
* AND GO FOR MINE
* 'CAUSE MY NAME IS MARKIE D, MAKIN' HEADS TWIRL *
* NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS, I RULE THE WORLD *
* SEE, I'VE TAKEN RAP MUSIC AND SEWN IT UP *
* 'CAUSE I'M THE RULER OF THE RAMA *
* AND THE RULER OF THE CUP
* AND UNDER THE GREATEST PRESSURE *
* I KEEP MY COOL
* I AMAZE MYSELF
YEAH, YEAH!
* I RULE
* FAT BOYS
* LET'S GO
YO, MY MAN, ALL RIGHT!
CONGRATULATIONS,
* ROCK RULIN' AROUND THE CLOCK
* NOW, I GO TO WORK WITH FOOD GALORE *
* AND I'M ALWAYS SWEATIN' ON STUPID CHORES *
* I KEEP EVERYBODY FULL OF MOTIVATION *
* I LOVE MY JOB, IT'S LIKE A VACATION *
* AND IF WHAT I DO MAKES YOU LAUGH, TOO *
* KEEP YOUR EYES ON BUFF, HE'S NEVER BLUE *
* WE MAY BE AT THE BOTTOM, BUT WE'RE STILL TOOLIN' *
* WE'RE BADDER THAN BAD, AND WE'RE ROCK RULIN' *
* FAT BOYS
* LET'S GO
* FAT BOYS
* ROCK RULIN' AROUND THE CLOCK
* NOW, THE MONEY I MAKE AIN'T VERY LARGE *
* BUT IT AIN'T NO PUZZLE *
* I'M STILL IN CHARGE
* MY BOSS GETS MAD
* AND CALLS ME A FOOL
* 'CAUSE EVERY NOW AND THEN *
* I BEND THE RULES
* BUT EVEN IF HE ALWAYS GOT ME RUNNIN' *
* I STILL FIND THE TIME TO GET MY FUN IN *
* AROUND THE CLOCK IS WHERE I BE COOLIN' *
* NOW, ALL DAY LONG WE'RE ROCK RULIN' *
* FAT BOYS
* LET'S GO
* FAT BOYS
I ALWAYS BET ON 22,
22 RED,
COME ON, LET'S GO!
OOH!
YAY!
AHEM,
IT'S SO MUCH FUN LOSING MONEY FOR A GOOD CAUSE,
YOUR BET, MR, LOWRY,
I'LL RAISE YOU 2,500,
ONE CARD,
LAST CARD,
HA HA HA!
OH, I'M TERRIBLY--
SORRY,
AND IN THE SAVINGS ACCOUNT,,,
$14,
OH,
SENOR MONTANA TO SEE YOU, SIR,
LUIS,
LOVELY SEEING YOU AGAIN,
MIGUEL, GET HIM SOMETHING TO DRINK,
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, SIR?
AGUARDIENTE,
LUIS, I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME RATHER DISAPPOINTING NEWS,
THINGS DIDN'T GO AS WELL FOR ME TODAY AS I HAD ANTICIPATED,
IT WAS RATHER NOVEL, IT WAS SORT OF A NICE CHANGE, LOSING,
USUALLY I'M LUCKY AT BETTING,
BUT AT LEAST I LOST TO A GOOD CAUSE,
STOP, LOWRY!
YOU BORROWED $40,000 FROM US YESTERDAY,
AND YOU LOST IT,
THAT MAKES $640,000 YOU OWE US,
NOW, WHEN DO I SEE THE MONEY?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
I DON'T GAMBLE BECAUSE I WANT TO,
WITH ME, GAMBLING IS A DISEASE,
PEOPLE DIE FROM THAT DISEASE, LOWRY,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YES, YES, I DO,
LET ME LEVEL WITH YOU, LUIS,
THE TRUTH IS,,, I'M BROKE,
WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING ELSE?
NO, MIGUEL, THAT WILL BE ALL,
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE? CANNOLI?
NO CANNOLI!
iBASTANTE, MARICON!
PERDONAME,
ALL I NEED IS A LITTLE TIME, MY UNCLE IS VERY OLD,
WHEN HE DIES, I'LL INHERIT ALL OF THIS--
STOCKS, BONDS, ANTIQUES,
EVERYTHING YOU SEE WILL BE MINE,
WRONG, LOWRY,
MOST OF IT WILL BE MINE,
THE QUESTION IS, MY FRIEND,,,
HOW SOON?
SOON,
SOON, SOON!
HE'S ON HIS LAST LEG, I COULD TAKE YOU TO HIM,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIM?
MIGUEL,
OK, MR, DENNISON, JUST RELAX,
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR OXYGEN, THERE WE GO,
HOW'S HE DOING?
GREAT,
JUST GREAT,
THANKS A LOT, IDIOT,
SO,,,YOU'RE FEELING WELL, UNCLE ALBERT?
CHECK THE OXYGEN SUPPLY!
CHECK HIS BLOOD PRESSURE!
PUT HIM ON THE RESPIRATOR,
THOSE ORDERLIES ARE TOO DAMN GOOD!
CALM DOWN,
THREE WEEKS, I'VE ONLY GOT THREE WEEKS!
I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE ALBERT! SIT!
HIDE,
EUROPE,
I HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY,
DESTINY, TRANQUILIZER,
CHAMPAGNE,
RACING FORM,
FIRST RACE,
DEEP TROUBLE IN THE FIRST,
SECOND RACE?
SUDDEN DEATH,
THIRD RACE,
WHIPLASH,
WAIT!
I'VE GOT IT,
YEAH,
WHAT I NEED ARE THE WORST ORDERLIES
IN THE HISTORY OF NURSING CARE,
* FAT BOYS
* ROCK RULIN' AROUND THE CLOCK
* UH! PSST PSST PSST PUH
* ROCK RULIN'
* UH, UH, CAREFUL, NOW
* THEY'RE ROCKIN'
USE A PLATE, MAN,
* RONNA RONNA RONNA
COME ON, BUFF!
COME ON, COME,
* YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
* DIT DIT DIT DIT
* FAT BOYS
* LET'S GO
COME ON, BUFFY,
* UH UH UH UH
MMM,
* FAT BOYS
I GOT YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU,
* ROCK RULIN' AROUND THE CLOCK
* LET'S GO
AY, SENOR WINSLOW, THIS IS CRAZY,
IT WILL NOT WORK,
DON'T TELL ME WHAT WILL WORK,
OF COURSE IT WILL WORK,
I EXPECT YOU TO JUST KEEP SILENT ABOUT IT,
WHO TOOK THE CHOCOLATE CAKES?
BUFFY! THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT! OK,
BUFFY! KOOL!
MARK!
OK,
THERE WERE 16 CHOCOLATE CAKES IN THAT REFRIGERATOR,
WHERE ARE THEY?
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW,
I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE!
THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THAT'S HAPPENED IN A WEEK,
WHO TOOK THEM?
I DIDN'T,
WHO HAD THE KEYS TO THE REFRIGERATOR?
NOT ME,
WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS WHAT?
GET--G--
OOH--AAH--
PICK THOSE UP! COME ON, CHUMPS,
I SAID PICK THOSE UP NOW!
HURRY UP!
GET UNDER THERE AND HELP,
AND HURRY IT UP, YOU FAT SLOBS!
GET UP! NOW!
OK, ALL RIGHT,
YOU SAID GET UP,
THAT'S IT! YOU'RE FIRED!
PERFECT,
YOU CAN'T FIRE US,
WE'RE THE BEST ONES YOU GOT,
BYE, BABY, WRITE YOUR BROTHER,
HE'S GONNA BE LOOKING FOR A LETTER,
COMB YOUR HAIR!
DON'T FORGET TO SEND YOUR AUNTIE A POST CARD,
BUFFY, TAKE THIS BOOK,
IT HAS GRANDMA'S HOME REMEDIES,
IT WILL CURE ANY SICKNESS,
OK, MOM,
I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME, YOU'LL HAVE TO DISEMBARK NOW,
THE PLANE'S READY TO TAKE OFF,
I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
THIS IS MY CHILD'S FIRST TIME ON A PLANE,
DON'T FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF MR, DENNISON, OK?
ALL RIGHT, BABY,
IT'S ALL RIGHT, PAPA,
BUFFY, BE A GOOD BOY,
BYE, BABY, TAKE CARE,
MOM! DO I HAVE TO GO?
YES! SIT DOWN IN THAT CHAIR
AND MAKE YOUR MAMA PROUD,
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MY SON,
I'M GONNA JACK YOU UP,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE WILL BE DEPARTING THE AIR TERMINAL SHORTLY,
PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS,
MAKE SURE YOUR SEAT BACKS
ARE IN THE UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION,
AAAAH!
SIR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YES,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS JOB, MAN,
IT'LL BE LIKE THE JOBS WE GOT FIRED FROM,
THE PROBLEM WAS,
PEOPLE DIDN'T GIVE US A CHANCE,
MR, LOWRY SEE OUR POTENTIAL,
WE GOT TO PROVE OURSELF,
WE GOT TO BE SMART,
SHUT UP, STUPID, WHAT? SHUT UP,
COOL IT, MAN,
OH, SORRY, SORRY,
FLIGHT 253 FOR ATLANTA AND DALLAS
IS NOW DEPARTING,
ALL PASSENGERS HOLDING TICKETS FOR DALLAS-FORT WORTH ON
FLIGHT 253 SHOULD PRESENT THEIR BOARDING PASSES AT GATE 21,
CHECK OUT THAT ROLLS, MAN,
THAT'S DEF, MAN, I LIKE THAT,
THE BROTHERS IN BROOKLYN WILL LOVE THIS,
THESE ARE THE NEW ORDERLIES, FRITZ,
HOTEL SHUTTLES ARE AVAILABLE
AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE OF THE TERMINAL,
YO, MAN, YOU CAN SIT IN THE MIDDLE,
I WANT BY THE WINDOW,
I'M SITTING IN THE CAR,
IF I SIT IN THE TRUNK,
THE CAR MIGHT POP A WHEELIE,
COME ON, MAN!
Y'ALL SOME SUCKERS, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S WHY YOUR MOTHER'S A MAN,
YO, BUFF, CHECK THIS OUT,
"PALM BEACH CITY ORDINANCE, SECTION 2901--
"SHIRTS AND SHOES MUST BE WORN IN PALM BEACH
"AT ALL TIMES,
VIOLATORS ARE SUBJECT TO FINE, IMPRISONMENT, OR BOTH,"
THIS IS ILL, MAN, CRAZY,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M UNDER ARREST?
FOR JOGGING WITHOUT THE USE OF PROPER APPAREL,
DAMN, THEY DON'T GIVE YOU MUCH SLACK OUT HERE,
HEY, YOU SEXY SWEET YOUNG THINGS, YOU!
UNIT 23 AT THE CORNER OF 12th AND 50,
MAN THREATENING A WOMAN WITH A BASEBALL BAT,,,
AGAIN, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THIS,
SERGEANT,
THIS PLACE IS HEAVY, MAN,
GOD, LET ME BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR, PLEASE,
EXCUSE ME,
NICE,
DAMN, MAN,
WATCH YOUR ASS, MAN,
THESE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE NEW ORDERLIES,
THESE ARE THE NEW ORDERLIES,
AH, CHAUNCEY, BABY, DID YOU MISS ME?
I'D LIKE TO PRESENT UNCLE ALBERT'S NEW ORDERLIES,
RRR RUFF!
RRR RUFF RUFF!
NO!
WHO LET THAT DOG OUT?
AAH!
BAD DOG, BAD DOG,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN?
YOU SURE?
MY NAME IS GEORGE, I AM THE BUTLER,
I WORK FOR MR, DENNISON,
AND MY STAFF WORK FOR ME,
WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? ALL RIGHT! WHAT'S UP, MAN?
WE WILL GO INSIDE NOW, THIS WAY,
NO! THE SERVANTS' ENTRANCE IS THIS WAY,
AND THIS IS THE DENNISON SITTING ROOM,
YO, THIS IS THE SITTING ROOM, NOW, CHECK IT OUT,
DAMN, MAN, THIS GUY DON'T THROW AWAY ANYTHING,
TIGHT SQUEEZE,
WHAT'S THIS THING DO?
WE ONLY HAVE ONE RULE HERE,
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING,
YOU GOT IT, BROTHER, EXCUSE ME,
WOO!
WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO?
HE'S LIKE,,, THE SUPER,
THE SUPER, OH,
I LOVE THIS PLACE, I'M TELLIN' YOU, MAN,
NICE BIG HALLWAYS,
THIS PLACE IS BIGGER THAN MY SCHOOL,
OH, MY GOD, I'M IN LOVE,
SEE YOU ALL LATER,
POETRY IN MOTION,
HUH?
DON'T,,,
TOUCH,,,
ANYTHING,
ANYTHING!
THIS WAY,
LORD, PLEASE LET US BE ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR,
ESPECIALLY MARKIE,
PLEASE LET HIM--UH!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
OH, NO!
I GOT IT!
WHEW!
I KNOW, I KNOW, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING,
YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO TOTALLY DEDICATE YOURSELF
TO YOUR PATIENT MR, DENNISON,
IT IS HERE WHERE YOU WILL BE SPENDING MOST OF YOUR TIME,
IT IS THE ANTEROOM TO MR, DENNISON'S BEDCHAMBER,
NOW THEN, OVER HERE WE HAVE THE MEDICATION CHART
WITH THE PILLS, TIME OF DAY, ET CETERA, ET CETERA,
BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED,
NOW THEN, WE COME TO THE VERY HEART OF THE SYSTEM,
THE PILL DISPENSER,
I WANT YOUR ATTENTION, AND CONCENTRATE,
NOW THEN, WHEN THE MUSIC SOUNDS,
YOU HIT THE IRIDESCENT MEDICATION PREPARATION BUTTON,
CHOOSE THE SPECTRUM SELECTOR,
BUT IGNORE THE QUANTITY OVERDRIVE,
AND THEN, QUITE SIMPLY, ACTIVATE THE MUSIC TERMINATOR,
AND YOU ARE READY FOR THE NEXT TIME,
NO PROBLEMS, RIGHT?
NO PROBLEM,
THEN WE SHALL NOW INTRODUCE OURSELVES
TO MR, DENNISON,
THIS WAY,
COME ALONG, COME ALONG,
HELLO, MR, DENNISON,
ARE YOU AWAKE, SIR?
THE NEW BOYS ARE HERE,
I'LL JUST GENTLY WAKE HIM UP,
WHAT'S THAT?
THIS IS HIS PERSONAL TRANSPORT VEHICLE,
HE LOOKS LIKE YODA,
HELLO, MR, DENNISON,
MR, DENNISON, SIR, PLEASE WAKE UP,
THESE ARE YOUR NEW ORDERLIES, SIR,
HELLO, MR, DENNISON!
AAAH!
I'M HAVING A NIGHTMARE!
NO, SIR, YOU ARE NOT,
I HAD NO IDEA,,,
HOW YOU DOING?
MR, DENNISON DOESN'T EVEN LIKE US, MAN,
NAH, MR, DENNISON DON'T LIKE YOU,
WHAT YOU DOING, MAN?
WHAT YOU MEAN, WHAT I'M DOING?
THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING,
READ THIS,
IT SAYS IT'S A $1,000-A-PLATE LUNCH,
THAT'S FIVE GRAND THERE, OK?
GET OUT OF HERE,
THAT'S RIGHT,
LET'S GO,
WHY? DID YOU STEAL SOMETHING?
NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE
WHERE I'M NOT WANTED,
YOU'RE ALWAYS WHERE YOU'RE NOT WANTED,
BOYS!
YES, MR, DENNISON, YES, MR, DENNISON,
TAKE ME INSIDE,
RIGHT AWAY, COMING, SIR,
YES, SIR, MR, DENNISON,
WE'LL HAVE YOU IN YOUR WHEELCHAIR IN A MINUTE,
THIS LOOKS LIKE A NEW LIFT,
TAKE THAT, MAN,
TAKE HIM AND HOOK HIM UP,
EXPERT ORDERLIES AT YOUR SERVICE, MR, DENNISON,
100 BUCKS SAYS THEY KILL HIM THEMSELVES,
IT'S FIXED,
HERE WE GO, HIT IT,
AAH!
PUT ME DOWN!
OH, NO,
PUT ME DOWN!
DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
AAAH!
HELP!
HELP ME!
HELP ME! HELP ME!
TURN THE WHEEL,
WHOA!
TO THE RIGHT!
GET OFF ME!
AAH! MA!
NO! NO!
AAH!
YOU IDIOT! PUT ME DOWN!
DOWN!
I WANT THEM REPLACED IMMEDIATELY,
THEY'RE INEPT,
INEPT? UNCLE ALBERT,
YOU'RE NOT GIVING THEM A CHANCE,
YOU BULLY THEM, YOU INTIMIDATE THEM,
THEY'RE SENSITIVE YOUNG MEN,
YOU MUST BE KIDDING,
WON'T YOU GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE?
COME ON, BE A PAL, PLEASE,
GEORGE, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
GEORGE,
I LOVE THIS MAN,
WHAT'S THAT?
FILET OF RAW BEEF
AND VEGETABLES DU JOUR,
DU JOUR?
DU JOUR,
YOU SURE?
TASTE IT, MARKIE, TASTE IT,
DU BIST SEHR DUMM, MEIN HERR,
BON APPETIT,
OUT,
YO, BUFF,
I DON'T GOT IT, STOP IT, MAMA,
COME ON,
WHAT YOU DOING?
STOP, MAN,
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE,
CUT THE CRAP,
I'M LEAVING, MAN, THIS PLACE IS WACK,
ASK FOR AN OLD CHEESEBURGER,
ALL THEY GOT IS FILET MIGNON,
EVERY TIME I SIT SOMEWHERE,
THE CHAIR BREAKS ON ME,
I WANT TO GO BACK TO EAST NEW YORK NOW, MAN,
YOU TAKING ME?
I'M GOING TO THE BUS STATION NOW!
THESE NEW ORDERLIES ARE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT,
50 BUCKS SAYS THEY'RE ALREADY ASLEEP,
RRR!
* ON THE EDGE OF A BROKEN HEART *
* I'M A MAN
* ON THE EDGE OF A BROKEN HEART *
* HERE WE STAND,,,
WHAT DID YOU BRING HIM FOR?
WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM BY HIMSELF,
KOOL, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO LEAVE THIS,
IF YOU DO, YOU'RE STUPID,
IT'S DEF,
I'M GLAD I'M GETTING OUT,
* I'M ON THE OUTSIDE
* LOOKIN' INSIDE
* YOU'RE WITH HIM
* WHO'S ON THE WRONG SIDE NOW?
* WHAT YOU USED TO,,,
HEY, HOW'D YOU GET A CAR LIKE THAT?
WANT A RIDE?
YEAH, COME ON,
AH,
GET ON IN HERE,
YEAH, SET YOUR PRETTY SELF RIGHT HERE, BABY,
BYE-BYE, GET IN HERE,
COME IN HERE, BABY,
WHO'S THIS?
THIS IS MY FRIEND COOL AL OVER HERE,
HE'S INTO DRUGS,
OH,
GET IN THERE, BABY,
LET'S GO! EVERYBODY READY?
HOLD ON TIGHT!
SAY, WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?
WE'RE TAKING KOOL HERE TO THE BUS STATION,
MARKIE, I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE,
OOH, YEAH, MAMA,
* WORK ME DOWN, DOWN
* SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT
* WORK ME DOWN
* WORK ME DOWN, DOWN
* BABY, LET ME DO IT
* WORK ME DOWN, DOWN
* WOO
* WHOA, WORK ME
* TAKE ME TO THE ACTION,,,
WHERE AM I?
WE'RE GOING OUT ON THE TOWN,
TAKE ME HOME,
OLD PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE FUN, TOO,
IT'S IN MY MA'S BOOK,
I WANT TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DANCED?
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,
I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU WERE REBORN,
GET ME OUT OF HERE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
* ALL NIGHT LONG
* WORK ME DOWN, DOWN
* WORK ME DOWN, DOWN,,,
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
* WORK ME DOWN, DOWN
* BABY, LET ME DO IT,,,
OH, SO YOU WANT TO TANGO, EH?
HA HA HA!
ANOTHER ONE, HUH?
* I CAN'T STOP, I CAN'T STOP,,, *
OHHH,
* MAKE ME HOLLER FOR MORE *
OOOOH,
ALBERT!
* WHEN I'M WITH YOU
* HONEY, ALL I WANT TO DO
* IS WORK, WORK, WORK
* SO SHAKE ME TILL THE NIGHT IS GONE *
YEAH!
WOO!
LOOK AT HIM!
OH!
YOU ALL RIGHT, MR, DENNISON?
YOU ALL RIGHT, ALBERT?
YOU GUYS KILL ME,
ANOTHER NIGHT LIKE THIS, AND I'LL DIE,
YOU CAN'T DIE,
IF YOU DIE, WE'LL LOSE THIS JOB,
BE QUIET, MAN,
OW!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, FATSO?
YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF,
OW!
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP,
MEN, CHILL OUT NOW,
STOP BUGGING,
ARF ARF!
GRRR RRR!
YOU HAVE RUINED MY PLANS
FOR THE EVENING,
FROM NOW ON,
I WANT ALBERT AT HOME WHERE HE BELONGS,
WHERE HE'S SAFE, WHERE HE'S LOVED,
CHILL OUT, WINSLOW,
HA HA HA HA!
WE JUST WENT TO AN ALL-NIGHT DRUGSTORE
TO GET SOME SPECIAL MEDICINE, IT WORKED,
ARR! ARF!
NO! NO!
AAH!
THAT DOG IS A BIGOT, MAN,
NAH, HE JUST LIKES DARK MEAT,
ARF! ARF!
NO! AAH!
BAD DOG,
THAT'S ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR ONE NIGHT,
LET'S ALL SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME REST,
MR, LOWRY, YOU KEEP THAT DOG
AWAY FROM ME, MAN,
I'M NOT SCARED OF THAT DOG, MAN,
YOU KNOW, UNCLE ALBERT,
I THINK IT'S TERRIBLY UNFAIR OF YOU
TO PUT ME THROUGH ALL THIS WORRY,
STEP OFF, HOME BOY,
ARF!
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
IT'S ALWAYS A TRAGEDY
WHEN SOMEONE SO YOUNG, SO VIBRANT
IS TAKEN FROM OUR MIDST,
BUT WE CAN CONSOLE OURSELVES
BY REALIZING HOW FORTUNATE WE WERE
TO HAVE HAD CHAUNCEY WITH US,,,
HOWEVER BRIEFLY,
* G-GET DOWN
* G-GET
* G-GET DOWN
* G-GET
* G-GET DOWN
* I SEE IT WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE,,, *
OHH!
MAN, YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING RIGHT,
OK, FELLAS, LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS,
ALL RIGHT!
SEPARATE THESE,
THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE,
THE RED ONES ARE WORTH 100 BUCKS,
GREEN AND ORANGE ONES ARE 50s,
RED AND WHITE ONES ARE 25s,
THE LITTLE ONES THERE, MAKE THOSE, UH, 10 BUCKS,
HEH HEH HEH,
OK,
I RAISE YOU,,,
TWO REDS,
I'M OUT, FATS DOMINO,
I'M OUT, TOO, BIG MAN,
BID DADDY DONE DID IT AGAIN,
WHY IS THIS DOOR LOCKED?
THE SUPER,
QUICK, COVER THIS UP,
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
UH, I'M COMING,
LET ME GET MY SNEAKERS,
I'M COMING,
AND NOW I'M COMING,,, FIX MY SHOE,
MY MAN!
I AM? HOW VERY NICE FOR YOU,
HEY, CHAUNCEY,
HERE, HAVE A BITE,
BETTER YET, HERE, TAKE A BITE,
GO AHEAD, SUCKER!
HEY, CARLA, WHAT'S UP?
HEY, HAILE, HOLD ON, I'LL LET YOU IN,
MY MAN, COME ON IN,
THAT WILL BE $89,76,
PUT IT ON THE DENNISON BILL,
BE COOL, MAN, THANKS A LOT,
HEY, CARLA,
I GOT THE BRIGHTEST IDEA,
WHY DON'T ME AND YOU
GO UP TO MY ROOM AND DO THE WILD THING?
THE WILD THING? NO WAY,
I'M SERIOUS, TOO,
WHY DON'T WE GO TO A MOVIE?
YEAH,
YOU REALLY WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?
YOU GOT TO EAT THIS INSTEAD OF THAT,
GET RID OF THAT BLUBBER AND TONS OF THAT FAT,
SPROUTS?
ALL RIGHT, I'LL EAT IT,
IT'S WORTH IT,
ALL RIGHT! MY MAN!
YEAH!
TAKE THE SODA WHILE I TAKE THIS,
DON'T TOUCH THAT PIZZA,
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU,
HELPS YOU GET SEX,
THAT'S BUGGIN',
DON'T YOU LIKE THIS?
WANT SOME? WANT SOME? PSYCH!
THIS HELP YOU GET SEX, BROTHER,
I'M STILL HUNGRY,
STILL HUNGRY? YEAH,
EAT THIS,
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN,
YOU SAID YOU WERE HUNGRY,
MARKIE, WHERE THE PILLS?
WHAT PILLS?
THE PILLS YOU LEFT THE ROOM WITH, STUPID!
WHO YOU CALLIN' STUPID?
YOU!
I'LL GO DOWNSTAIRS AND CHECK IT OUT, DON'T WORRY,
YOU BETTER,
ALBERT NEEDS THOSE PILLS TO STAY ALIVE,
LIKE I DON'T KNOW,
YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, NO,
YO, BUFF, YO,
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR UNCLE WAS SICK,
AND HE WAS TAKING ALL THOSE PILLS?
THE BLUE PILL FOR HIS HEART GAVE HIM INDIGESTION,
ONE RED PILL FOR HIS INDIGESTION
GAVE HIM HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE,
ONE PILL FOR HIS BLOOD,
HE STOPPED TAKING THOSE PILLS AND FELT MUCH BETTER,
MARKIE, WHERE THE PILLS?
CARLA THREW THEM OUT,
WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT SHE DO THAT FOR? I DON'T KNOW,
OH, MAN! ALBERT WILL DIE,
I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN,
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
IT'S CARLA'S FAULT,
IT'S YOUR FAULT,
CUT IT OUT, MAN,
WHAT WILL WE DO?
ALBERT CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THOSE PILLS,
WHAT ABOUT MY PILLS, GENTLEMEN?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH, DR, LEWIS CHANGED THE PRESCRIPTION,
HE SAYS TO STAY OFF PILLS TILL TOMORROW,
UH-HUH,
HMM,
UH, MR--
I GUESS A DOCTOR KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING,
HE SURE DOES, MMPH, MMPH,
WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP ILLING?
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET HURT,
HA HA HA! OK, MR, DENNISON,
SEE YOU LATER,
OK,
WHAT'S WRONG, MAN?
KOOL, CHECK HIS REFLEXES, I'LL CHECK HIS BREATHING,
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, MAN,
OW!
THERE'S NO PRESSURE, MAN,
OW!
MARK, KOOL,
HUH?
WHAT'S UP?
DOC, IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH,
HOW IS HE?
IT'S ALMOST 12:00, HE HASN'T WOKE UP,
DAMN! THE PHARMACY'S OUT OF THE PRESCRIPTION,
YOU KILLED HIM!
I TOLD YOU BEFORE, CARLA DID IT,
CHILL,
GIVE HIM SOME VITAMINS,
WHAT'S ALL THE NOISE IN HERE?
UH, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MR, ALBERT,
REALLY?
YES, HIS HEART RATE IS LOW,
PULSE IS WEAK,
POOR ALBERT,
I HAD A PREMONITION SOMETHING TERRIBLE WOULD HAPPEN TODAY,
I'LL CALL THE HOSPITAL,
TELL THEM TO SEND A CHAPLAIN,
I CAN'T, MAN, I CAN'T TELL HIM,
WE'LL GET FIRED,
WE'LL LOSE THIS JOB ANYWAY IF HE DIES,
YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM,
MAYBE THE PARAMEDICS WILL BRING HIM PILLS,
YOU GOT TO TELL HIM, YOU GOT TO,
COME ON, BE A MAN, NOT A GIRL,
CHAPEL OF THE PINES FUNERAL HOME?
MR, LOWRY!
JUST A MOMENT, MAY I SPEAK TO MR, THORNTON?
BILL, THIS IS WINSLOW LOWRY,
MR, LOWRY, JUST A MOMENT,
I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME,
HE'S HAVING A SPASM!
A SPASM!
STOP HIM, MAN!
WE GOT TO STOP HIM!
CPR! CPR! STOP!
1, 2, 3, 4,,,
NO!
MOVE, MAN, MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!
OOOOH!
AAHH!
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8,
HE LOOKS GOOD
CONSIDERING THE BLOWS HE SUFFERED,
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY UNCLE?
HOW DID HE GET BETTER?
HE WAS OVERMEDICATED BEFORE,
THOSE BOYS WERE LUCKY
WHEN THEY LOST HIS MEDICATION,
THEY WHAT? THEY LOST HIS PILLS,
THEY BUNGLED THEIR WAY INTO A BREAKTHROUGH
IN ALBERT'S TREATMENT,
HE'LL BE BACK ON THE GOLF COURSE IN NO TIME,
IT'S AMAZING,
AH, DO I FEEL GREAT!
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU GUYS,
NOW THAT I'M YOUNG AGAIN,
I'LL SHOW YOU THE FUN I HAD WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
WE'LL GO SKEET SHOOTING, YACHTING,
WE'RE GOING ON SAFARI,
AND WE'LL LOOK FOR WOMEN
IN REMOTE SPOTS AROUND THE WORLD,
SOUND GOOD?
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME, THE FIVE OF US,
RIGHT, WINSLOW?
RIGHT,
ALBERT, WE WERE AFRAID
THAT SINCE YOU'RE BETTER NOW
YOU WON'T BE NEEDING US NO MORE AND MIGHT FIRE US,
I'LL NEVER FIRE YOU GUYS,
YOU MAY BE UNORTHODOX, BUT YOU CERTAINLY GET RESULTS,
A STROKE GOES LIKE THIS,
OK, GO AHEAD, MARKIE,
OHH!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
WHOA, WHOA, GET ME OFF THIS THING,
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA, WHOA, CHILL, HORSE!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
NO, STOP!
HA HA HA HA!
OK, HORSE, IT'S OUR TURN,
THAT'S RIGHT,
* LOOK
* AT MY WAIST
* SPREAD ALL OVER THE PLACE *
* BIG MAC ATTACKS
* FRIED CHICKEN BY THE SACK *
* AND MIDNIGHT SNACKS
* HAVE REALLY SET ME BACK *
* LOOK
* AT MY HIPS
* IT'S HARD FINDING PANTS TO FIT *
* THE ONE I LOVE KEEPS RUNNING AWAY *
* WON'T GIVE ME NO PLAY
* WON'T LOVE ME THIS WAY
OUT, GOOD, IN,
* I'VE GOT TO GET THIS FAT *
* OFF MY BACK
OUT, IN,
* GOT TO BE THIN
* DON'T LIKE THE SHAPE THAT I'M IN *
* I'VE GOT TO GET THIS FAT OFF MY BACK *
* OH, OH, OH, FAT
* OFF MY BACK
* CAN'T GET ME NO PLAY
* CAN'T GET NO LOVIN' THIS WAY *
QUICK, FOLLOW ME,
* OH, I GOT TO GET THIS FAT OFF *
* OH, I GOT TO GET THIS FAT *
* OH, I GOT TO GET THIS FAT,,, *
UNITED STATES TREASURY NOTE, $10,000,
WHAT?
* GET OFF
NO MORE NATURAL CAUSES, NO MORE MEDICATIONS,
NO MORE MR, NICE GUY, ALBERT IS DEAD MEAT TONIGHT,
IT'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE THOSE MORONS DID IT,
MMM!
AHH!
OHH!
LOWRY LIVES ALL RIGHT,
CHECK THIS OUT!
WOW! GUNS,
WE TAKE THESE BACK TO BROOKLYN, MAN, WE RUN THINGS,
SCOPES,
YO!
OH, WOW!
YO, THIS IS DEF!
YOU GOT TO BE RICH TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
YO! A VIDEO CAMERA!
LET'S MAKE A VIDEO,
THIS'LL WORK,
I'LL TURN THIS ON,
SET UP HERE,
THIS IS THE POWER,
BEGIN TO FOCUS,,,
CAMERA READY,,,
TAKE ONE,
AND ACTION!
* 1, 2, 3, 4
* I SAID, HOW DOES IT FEEL? *
* TAKE IT TO THE TOP *
* B-B-B-B-BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* B-B-B-B-B-BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* YOU'RE A RICH MAN, TOO
* BREAK IT DOWN, BUFF *
* TO THE BACK NOW
* DON'T STOP IT
* NOW, RICH LIVIN' IS DEF, SO FUNKY FRESH *
* TO HAVE SO MUCH IN LIFE, YOU WON'T SETTLE FOR LESS *
* YOU CAN LIVE LIKE A KING AND PURSUE YOUR CAREER *
* TO BE A BILLION OR TRILLION *
* OR ZILLIONAIRE
* YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT OR WHAT YOU DESIRE *
* SO MUCH MONEY YOU COULD SET IT ON FIRE *
* IF I WAS RICH, I'D BE A SELFISH STAR *
* HAVE CHAMPAGNE FOR BREAKFAST WITH CAVIAR *
* GIRLS AT MY FEET AND GOLD ON MY NECK *
* AND WHEN I GET REAL BORED, I WRITE OUT CHECKS *
* A 14-KARAT GOLD SOLID BED
* AND A BAG FULL OF MONEY TO REST MY HEAD *
* I CRUISE AROUND THE CITY
* IN MY BLACK ROLLS ROYCE
* AND CHOOSE THE FINEST LADY OF MY CHOICE *
* I'LL GET REAL ILL BUT WON'T GET GREEDY *
* DONATE HALF OF IT TO THE NEEDY *
* BUT IF I AIN'T SET AND NOT RICH YET *
* GET THE GIRLS OFF MY FEET AND TAKE THE GOLD OFF MY NECK *
* BRRRR-BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* HA HA, BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* I SAID, NOW, BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* YOU'RE A RICH MAN, TOO
* 1, 2, 3, 4
WOO!
* I SAID, HOW DOES IT FEEL? *
* NOW, THERE'S NOT A THING BETTER THAN RICH LIVIN' *
* 'CAUSE I REALLY HATE RECEIVING *
* BUT I LOVE GIVIN'
* I LOVE A NEW ROLLS ROYCE
* AN '87, BRIGHT RED
* I LOVE TO SHOP AROUND FOR WHAT TURNS ME ON *
* LIKE FILA * GUCCI
* OR LOUIS VUITTON
* AND WE ARE GOING
* WHEN HE GETS PAID *
* LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MAID *
* SHE TURNED ME DOWN EVERY TIME *
* I BEEN WITH MANY FINE WOMEN, BUT CARLA'S SUPERFLY *
* SHE'S A LIVIN' LEGEND, A GODDESS OF BEAUTY *
* ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I WILL GET THAT CUTIE *
* IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
* DESPERATION IT IS, ALL I NEED IS A NIGHT *
* IN MY ARMS
* SHE'LL BE ALL MINE
* AND EVERYDAY WITH CARLA WILL BE VALENTINE'S *
* BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN
* BA-BA-BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* BA-BA-BA-BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* YOU'RE A RICH MAN, TOO
* OOH!
* 1, 2, 3, 4
* I SAID, HOW DOES IT FEEL? *
* HIT IT!
* KIDDO
* GET TO IT
OW! OW!
* BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* MICHAEL JACKSON
* BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* PAUL McCARTNEY
* BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* AND YOU'RE A RICH MAN, TOO *
* BA-BA-BA-BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* RICHARD PRYOR
* BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* EDDIE MURPHY
* BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
HEY!
LET'S GET OUT BEFORE LOWRY COMES!
ALL FIXED,
YOU MAY HAVE TO GET THAT COMPUTER REPAIRED,
THANK YOU,
ANY TIME,
LUIS MONTANA, PLEASE,
LUIS? LOWRY,
LUIS, I CAN HAVE YOUR MONEY TOMORROW,
NO, NO, NO,
I HAVE A PLAN, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP,
* WHO NEEDS FRIENDS,,,
HA HA HA!
* I TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW *
WHAT'S GOING ON NEXT DOOR?
HA! HA!
WHAT'S THAT, MAN?
WOW!
OOH! DAMN!
HAVE YOU GIVEN THE STAFF TOMORROW OFF?
OF COURSE, THERE WON'T BE A SOUL IN SIGHT
FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT,
* ,,,YOU'RE A RICH MAN
* BA-BA-BA-BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* BA-BA-BA-BABY YOU'RE A RICH MAN *
* YOU'RE A RICH MAN, TOO
* OOH
* 1, 2, 3, 4
YOU GUYS ARE LATE,
NOT THAT LATE,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
TOO SKINNY,
TOO DAMN SKINNY,
YOU CAN SEE THEIR BONES,
THEY LOOK LIKE BICYCLES,
I WANT A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A CADILLAC,
HA HA HA!
OOH, YEAH!
WHOOAH! AAAH!
OOO! AHH! OW!
LET'S GO MAN, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE,
MY HEAD!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HELP! THERE'S PEEPING TOMS!
* KEEP EVERYBODY FULL OF MOTIVATION,,, *
DAMN PEEPING TOMS,
THIS IS THE POLICE!
COME OUT AND GIVE YOURSELVES UP,
COPS ARE SHOOTING AT US!
FOR LOOKING AT SOME UGLY GIRLS!
THIS PLACE IS STUPID CRAZY, I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE,
OVER HERE, OVER HERE,
DAMN! IT'S LOCKED!
OH! SHHH!
DAMN!
WHOOAH!
HARRY, WHERE ARE YOU?
COME ON, GET UP!
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
HANG ON, I'M ON MY WAY,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE,
OPEN IT! OPEN IT!
GET IN! GET IN!
AAAHHH!
YO, MAN!
GET OUTTA HERE!
YOU'RE BLOWING EVERYTHING!
WE GOTTA HIDE! WE GOTTA HIDE!
NOT HERE, YOU AIN'T,
GET UP, MAN!
GET UP!
GET OFF ME!
POLICE IS AFTER US!
ALL WE DID WAS LOOK AT NAKED GIRLS,
BREAK IT UP, MAN, WE GOT TO HIDE,
OPEN UP!
I HATE YOU GUYS, MAN!
MOVE OUT THE WAY!
AAAAHHH!
YOU CAN'T FIT UNDER THERE!
OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!
MR, OFFICER, SIR,
I DON'T KNOW THESE TWO, THEY BROKE IN ON ME AND MY GIRL,
MR, DENNISON, TELL THEM WE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN',
DON'T LET THEM TAKE US,
QUIT PUSHING ME, MAN,
WE FOUND THE BULLET HOLE, IT WAS IN MR, DENNISON'S ROOM,
SOMEONE SHOT AT HIM,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
SOMEONE TRIED KILLING YOU, MAYBE ONE OF THEM,
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE,
MY ORDERLIES ARE VERY NICE BOYS,
DID YOU ACTUALLY SEE WHO TOOK A SHOT AT YOU?
NO,
SO YOU CAN'T RIGHTLY SAY IT WASN'T THE ORDERLIES,
NO,
IF I MAY SUGGEST SOMETHING,
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY,
BUT I'VE NOTICED SEVERAL ITEMS MISSING FROM THE HOUSE,
ARE YOU SUGGESTING--
LET'S HAVE A LOOK IN THEIR ROOMS,
RIGHT THIS WAY,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
OPEN 'EM UP,
WHAT DO THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO FIND?
THAT'S ONE OF MY TROPHIES FROM THE DEN,
WELL, WELL,
iDIOS MIO!
GET THOSE JERKS DOWN TO THE STATION,
AW, BUT MR, DENNISON, MAN!
I CAN'T GO TO JAIL, MY MOTHER'S GONNA KILL ME!
I DON'T THINK THE BOYS
COULD HAVE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS,
LUIS? LOWRY,
I DIDN'T HEAR WINSLOW COME IN,
I CAN HAVE THE MONEY FOR YOU TOMORROW,
NO, NO, NO, I HAVE A PLAN,
IF YOU HELP ME KILL ALBERT,
I CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE ORDERLIES DID IT,
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
THAT NO GOOD, TWO-TIMING SNAKE,
WHAT, WHAT,,,
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS TO THE POLICE,
HELP ALBERT DOWNSTAIRS,
I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET THE CAR,
OH, NO!
OH, MARKIE!
HELLO, UNCLE ALBERT,
NO!
SAVE THE TALK, LET'S TIE THEM UP,
YES,
SOMETHING IS WEIRD, MAN,
YEAH, SOMEBODY PUT THAT GUN IN OUR LUGGAGE,
SOMEONE WHO WANT TO WAX ALBERT,
WHO?
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE SUPER DID IT,
NAH, I THINK IT'S MIGUEL,
WHAT WOULD MIGUEL GET OUT OF KILLING ALBERT?
LOWRY GET ALL HIS MONEY,
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, MUST BE LOWRY,
YEAH, HE SET US UP FROM THE BEGINNING,
WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE, THE COPS'LL NEVER BELIEVE US,
I'M TIRED OF WAITING,
I WANT A CONFESSION,,,
AND I WANT IT NOW,
CONFESS!
LOWRY PUT THE GUN IN OUR LUGGAGE,
EXACTLY,
SHUT UP!
NOW, YOU BOYS HAD BETTER START TALKING SENSE,
OR I'M GOING TO USE A FLORIDA LIE DETECTOR,
WHAT'S A FLORIDA LIE DETECTOR?
A FLORIDA LIE DETECTOR IS A 300-POUND WHITE MAN
WITH A BASEBALL BAT,
GOD DAMN! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
HEY, WHAT'S THAT FOR?
YOU GONNA DEMOLISH US?
WHAT Y'ALL DOING?
CAN SOMEBODY ANSWER ME?
COME ON! GET HIM UP HERE!
I SAW YOU JOGGING, YOU CAN MOVE FASTER THAN THAT,
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
COME ON! LET'S GO!
GET HIM IN THERE!
WAIT TILL I GET LOOSE, MAN,
I'M GONNA FLY THAT HEAD,
SHUT HIM UP!
MY PLEASURE, I'LL JUST GIVE THEM
AN EXTRA FAT DOSE OF THE KNOCKOUT DRUG,
ALL RIGHT, ALBERT,
OPEN THAT SAFE!
NO!
UNCLE ALBERT, PLEASE,
NO!
FOR ME?
GET HIM OVER THERE AND TIE HIM UP,
RELAX, FIRST, WE'LL BLOW OPEN THE SAFE
TO GET THE MONEY OUT,
THEN, WE'LL RIG ANOTHER EXPLOSION
TO TAKE CARE OF THESE THREE,
YO, LOOK, MR, OFFICER SERGEANT, SIR,
I WANT TO POINT OUT AN UNFAIR SITUATION,
SHUT YOUR FAT, UGLY FACE!
THIS GUY'S GONNA KICK OUR ASSSES, MAN,
WE'LL BE HURTIN', BUT ALBERT'S GONNA BE DEAD!
OHH!
TAKE THIS HANGER,,, NOW WATCH THIS,
THAT'S DEF,
WATCH THIS BROOKLYN BOY GO TO WORK,
GET UNDER THERE,
WHAT HAPPENED?
I DON'T KNOW, THE BRAKES?
WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU CRAZY?
OH, NO,
MY NECK IS KILLING ME,
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED,
I DON'T THINK I CAN MOVE,
YOU GOT TO BE FROM BROOKLYN
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
I'M TELLIN' YOU, BOY,
YEAH, HA HA HA!
GOT IT! HA HA HA!
HEY! THAT'S OUR CAR!
STEER RIGHT!
WE GOT THE RIGHT-OF-WAY,
YO! DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
AAAHHH!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!
WHOA!
EVERYBODY GO! GO!
WHOA!
HANG ON!
WATCH IT, MAN!
AAAHHH!
WE DEF, MAN,
REAL DEF,
GIVE ME THIS HANGER FOR A MINUTE,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE,
CHECK ME OUT, CHECK ME OUT,
PLEASE, MIGUEL, I'LL DO IT,
I'M SORRY,
iMIRA! iHAY MUCHO ORO!
VAMANOS!
WHOO!
SCATTER SOME AROUND SO IT LOOKS LIKE IT EXPLODED,
NOT TOO MUCH,
WE'LL GET THE WHEELBARROW,
PUT THE REST INTO THE VAN,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THE MONEY CAN'T BE HERE
WHEN THE POLICE GET HERE,
HE'S GOT A POINT,
BUT I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR THE ALIBI,
YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST ME,
WON'T YOU?
iANDALE! iPRONTO!
OH, SURE,
iPRONTO!
I TRUST YOU,
* SO WE ALL JUMPED UP AND STARTED TO SHOUT *
* LET'S ALL SING A SONG,,, *
YO, KOOL, THAT'S A HIT, MAN,
LET'S GO,
YOU, STOP THIS CAR!
HEY, YOU DEAF?
STOP THIS CAR, RIGHT HERE,
LET ME CHECK YOUR SPEEDANOMETER,
SPEEDOMETER, MAN,
I WAS ONLY GOING 25,
OUR RADAR CLOCKED YOU DOING 40,
GET OUT THE CAR,
COME ON,
GET ON THE GROUND, GET ON THE GROUND,
COME ON, LET'S GO,
FACE DOWN!
I'LL CHECK YOUR SPEEDRONOMETER,
SPEEDOMETER, MAN, LET'S GO,
SPEEDOMETER,
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, WAIT RIGHT THERE,
UH!
DON'T DROP ME, PLEASE,
AHH! OH!
HURRY UP, LET'S GO,
COME ON, WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!
FAT MAN, GET WITH IT!
I'M COMING, MAN,
I'LL CATCH A HEART ATTACK,
DAMN! ALL THOSE GUYS GOT GUNS,
NOW WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN,
OH, GOOD,
NOW WE GOT GUNS, TOO,
TOO SLOW,
THAT'LL WORK,
WE NEED BULLETS,
BINGO,
IS THAT READY?
YES,
RUN IT THROUGH THE TUNNEL,
LEAVE IT TO ME,
READY?
LET'S GET BUSY NOW,
I GOT YOUR BACK,
DON'T POINT THAT GUN AT ME!
AHH!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN!
YOU ARE SICK, TAKE THIS OFF,
YOU IS ONE SICK DUDE, MAN,
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU,
YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US!
I WAS TRIGGER HAPPY,
HOW WILL WE DEAL WITH THESE KIDS?
THESE GUYS ARE UNBELIEVABLE,
I'LL DO IT,
ARE YOU CRAZY?
NO MORE SHOOTING,
NO MORE GUNS,
PUT AWAY THE GUNS!
LET'S BE SUBTLE,
WE'LL BLOW THEM UP WITH THE OTHERS!
I LIKE THAT,
YOU CAPTURE THEM,
I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THEM,
YOU TAKE THE BIG ONE,
WHICH ONE'S THE BIG ONE?
GET OFF MY FRIEND, MAN,
GET OFF ME, MAN,
AAAH!
YEAH,
AAAAH!
KOOL, I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
YOU CAN'T FIT IN THERE,
ALL RIGHT! SOME COOKIES!
I FEEL BETTER ALREADY!
YEOW!
SHH!
DAMN, MAN!
FEEL LIKE GLUE!
LOOK AT THIS,
THIS STUFF STICK TO ANYTHING,
LET'S GO,
COME ON, HURRY UP!
IT'S STUCK TO MY FEET, MAN,
LET'S GO!
COME ON!
OPEN UP THE DOOR!
HELP ME WITH THIS, MAN,
OW!
PUT THAT HEAD TO BED!
LET'S GO!
COME ON!
AW, I'M STUCK, MAN!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN?
OHH,
MAN?
OH, MAN,
GET DOWN LIKE A CHAIR SO I CAN KICK OFF,
OH, MAN!
¿QUE PASA?
MIGUEL?
MIGUEL! GET UP! GET UP!
HELP! SOMEBODY! HELP US! SOMEBODY!
HELP! HELP!
THAT'S ALBERT, MAN!
THAT'S ALBERT!
WE GOT TO HELP HIM!
FASTER! FASTER!
GO, KOOL, GO, MAN, GO!
GO, MAN!
MOVE IT! MIGUEL, MOVE IT!
WAIT, STOP!
IDIOT, STOP! LIGHT THE FUSE!
ALL RIGHT,
OK,
HELP! HELP!
WHAT'S THAT, MAN? LET'S GO!
LET'S GO, MAN!
FASTER!
30 SECONDS AND KAPOOEY!
COME ON!
HELP!
CANNONBALL!
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
GOOD,
YOU GUYS ARE A MIRACLE,
GET US OUT QUICK,
GOT HERE IN NO TIME,
IT'S STARTING UP AGAIN!
THAT'S BETTER, COME ON!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
HURRY!
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
COME OVER HERE!
ALL RIGHT! OH!
I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE HOTEL,
LUIS, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE,
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE HOTEL,
MIGUEL, ONE LAST TOUCH OF GENIUS,
I WAS PROTECTING UNCLE ALBERT AND GOT SHOT,
I'LL BE A HERO,
SHOOT ME,
NO, ALLOW ME,
I WANT TO DO IT,
I'LL DO IT,
I WANT HIM TO,
DON'T YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT?
OK, OK,
OK, BUT NOT WITH THAT,
USE THE LITTLE GUN,
YES, YES, PLEASE,
AS YOU WISH,
BEND OVER,
JUST A FLESH WOUND,
JUST GRAZE ME,
DON'T WORRY,
YOU WON'T FEEL A THING,
POR FAVOR,
OW! OW!
CIAO,
HEY!
LUIS MONTANA SERVED SEVEN YEARS AND WAS RELEASED,
MY ROTTEN NEPHEW ALSO SERVED SEVEN YEARS AND WAS RELEASED,
I HAVE A PLAN! IT'S FLAWLESS!
PLAN?
THEY'RE NOW BOTH SERVING AN ADDITIONAL 20,
KOOL BECAME A LIFEGUARD,
HE'S CURRENTLY TRAINING TO SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL,
BUFFY WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL
AND IS NOW PRACTICING HEART SURGERY
AT A HOSPITAL IN BEVERLY HILLS,
MARKIE NEVER RETURNED TO SCHOOL,
BUT HE HAS BECOME A SEX THERAPIST,
SOMEBODY MIGHT COME IN,
I MARRIED NIKO,
WE NOW HAVE FOUR CHILDREN AND ONE ON THE WAY,
THOUGH THE BOYS HAVE GONE ON, WE STILL GET TOGETHER,
EVERY YEAR, WE PLAN TO GO ON SAFARI,
HEY, THE BEACH BOYS!
CHECK IT OUT!
LOOK! LOOK!
GET OUT OF THERE!
AHH!
SOMEHOW, WE JUST NEVER MADE IT,
OK, BUFFY, HIT IT!
* BIG MONEY
* OH, OH, OH
* BIG MONEY
* HI, PRETTY LADY
* LET'S TAKE A RIDE IN MY ROLLS ROYCE LIMOUSINE *
* DON'T BE SHY, I'LL SHOW YOU WHY *
* I'M LIVIN' MY LIFE IN VAIN
* GIGOLOS COME AND PLAYBOYS GO, YEAH *
* BUT I'VE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD *
* I'M A BIG-TIME LOVER WITH BIG-TIME MONEY *
* COME ON, LET'S CHECK IT OUT, GIRL *
* SAY WHAT?
* BIG MONEY
* ALL THE TIME, MONEY, MONEY *
* ALL THE TIME
* BIG MONEY
* ALL THE TIME, MONEY, MONEY *
* ALL THE TIME
* BABY, BABY, I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL *
* I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL
* I'M GONNA LET YOU HAVE IT *
* COME WITH ME AND WE'LL LIVE THE GOOD TIMES FOR REAL *
* FOR REAL
* MM-HMM
* I KNOW, BABY, YOU'RE TIRED OF WORK *
* AND HAPPY HOUR'S NOT YOUR THING *
* WELL, COME ON, BABY, GO WITH ME *
* I'LL GIVE YOU DIAMONDS ON MONDAY *
* BABY, BABY, I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL *
* I'M GONNA LET YOU HAVE IT *
* COME WITH ME AND WE'LL LIVE THE GOOD TIMES FOR REAL *
* FOR REAL
* BABY, BABY, I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL *
* I'M GONNA LET YOU HAVE IT *
* COME WITH ME AND WE'LL LIVE THE GOOD TIMES FOR REAL *
* FOR REAL
* BIG TIME, BABY, FOR REAL *
* I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL, BABE *
* I KNOW THAT YOU GET TIRED OF SITTIN' HOME BY THE PHONE *
* I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO VISIT, VISIT, BABY, THE MOON *
* OH, OH, OH
* MY CREDIT CARDS, THEY HYPNOTIZE *
* DINNER ON THE ENTERPRISE *
* OWN THE TV STATIONS IN HALF THE NATION *
* THE FEDERAL RESERVE WAS MY CREATION *
* AND OF ALL OF THE THINGS IN THE WORLD TO SEE *
* IT'S EVERYWHERE FOR YOU AND ME *
* SO COME ON, GIRL, LET'S DO THE DO *
* AND YOU'LL BE LIVING IN THE MOONLIGHT, TOO *
* COME ON
* HEY, THIS PARTY'S GONNA ROCK AND ROLL *
* HOW MUCH MONEY BUYS THIS THING? *
* OH, OH, OH
* BIG MONEY
* OH, OH, OH
* BIG MONEY
* REAL BIG MONEY
* BIG MONEY
* OH, OH, OH
* THAT'S WHAT I GOT
* OH, OH, OH
* BIG MONEY
* REAL BIG MONEY
* BIG MONEY
* OH, OH, OH
* BIG MONEY
* REAL BIG MONEY
* OH, OH, OH
* BIG MONEY
* REAL BIG MONEY
* OH, OH, OH
* BIG MONEY
* REAL BIG MONEY,,,