Get up,
Hello, brother,
Listen, you better put the cap right before I twist your neck around,
Okay,
It's a gun and not a sugarcane,
Someone can die if it's fired,
They keep guns to show off,
Hello, brother,
Skip the greetings,
- You keep visiting when you want a loan, - Yes,
So what happens when you need come to repay it?
Your knees give up?
I was just about to come to meet you, Look, I am getting it together,
If you had to come to me then I wouldn't have come here,
- Remember one thing,,, - Yes,
You need courage to default on a loan from Chadha Finance,
What?
You need courage,
Give it here,
Brother,,, Brother,,,
- Here's my ace, - Here's my wife,
- I mean my queen, - Here you go,
Hello, brother,
You should always wear the cap this way,
- You look quite handsome, - Get lost,
- Here you go, - Go for it,
Hello,
May I come in?
Well, I am already in,
Brother, I am here from Chadha Finance,
I don't want the money,
I'll repay when I have any,
Uncle, I see plenty right here,
Listen up,,,
This isn't for you,
Chadha Finance needs courage to get money out of me,
Do you understand?
What should I do, brother?
Go,
I should go?
Listen!
Take that cup outside,
Okay, brother,
Go, go, go,
Our company began by financing for mixer grinders,
Now we finance scooters, motorcycles, cars and buses,
And the credit for this goes to our sales department,
Now I will request the sales department head Shruti,,
,,to come here and accept a small gift from the company,
Shruti?
Come here, dear,
Applaud, please,
Wow!
- Thank you, - Well done,
Since the last four years, I have been the employee of the month,
And it's all because of my education, dedication and main thing, focus,
You can note that down if you want to,
Ma'am, Focus is spelt with a K or a C?
Out,
So, as I was saying that if you too focus at work then,,
,,you too can become the employee of the month,
Right?
Applaud, please,
Our company runs another department along with the sales department,
Or you can say that we are nurturing it,
Recovery department's head, Mr, Vicky,,
,,I want to see you in my office in five minutes,
- 40, 42,,, - Hello, sir,
Your turban is so beautiful,
You don't want me to wear it?
Welcome,
Why are you standing? Have a seat,
Shall I get milk, soda or a cold drink for you?
No sir, just order an extra sweet tea,
Stand up,
I got your vouchers of extra sweet tea,
You consumed tea worth 6000?
Tell me, you do have it all or do you take a parcel home for your family?
I offer free cold drinks during Gurpurab every year,
The material does not cost me more than 3000,
And you alone had tea worth 6000?
Tell me? How?
Forget it, Look at this,
This is the sales diary,
It is filled, Check it,
And this is the recovery diary,
When I had purchased it, I have written Hail Lord Ganesha on it,
That's all what's written in it, Have a look,
Sir, the new month starts on 26th?
But I am offering lunch on the 24th,
Don't try to divert my attention,
Look at this,
These are your travel allowance bills,
You spent 3200 worth fuel to recover money of a juicer worth 3000?
Well done,
You didn't recover that money either,
Sir, we sometimes get stubborn clients,
They keep delaying you,
Why do you always get stubborn clients?
The only simple person you have come across is me, your boss,
Look, your department has not been able to recover from a single client,
What department, sir?
It's just me in the recovery department,
Tell me, what can a single person do?
Where is Parveen?
Sir, he had gone to recover money for a machine,
Then?
The ladies bashed him up,
His bones got fractured, He is at home,
Get this straight,
If you don't recover anything this month,,
,,then don't take the trouble of coming to office from the next month,
- Sir,,, - Bye,
Do you know where the door is or should I guide you?
Go, get back to work,
You want to gift a car at the wedding?
Oh come, why don't you gift them a big car?
Yes,
Our company's paperwork is quite simple,
You won't even realise that you took a loan from a loan company,
You will feel as if your family friend helped you,
Yes, Okay,
Okay, thank you,
Why do you want to ruin your father's company?
You are distributing the money even before checking their bank papers?
My department is in a lot of trouble because of you,
Employee of the month,
It is just a delusion, You aren't the best employee,
Your father is just using this as an excuse to gather gifts for your wedding,
It is very easy to distribute the money,
It is very difficult to get it back, ask me,
Why don't you learn embroidery or henna tattoos?
What have you gotten yourself into here?
What do you mean?
You're talking to the topper of school of business, alright?
What business?
You finance Altos to even those who don't have a Ration Card,
I have a Ration Card, Voter Card, Aadhar Card, everything,
Yet you don't give me my salary on time,
Give me a few billions and I'll teach him how to do business,
And how to do it?
Business,,, well,,,
Gone blank?
Leave,
"How to do business!"
Go,
- Yes, papa? - Get capsicum,
What?
Capsicum, From the market,
You want me to go to a market so far away just to save 2 rupees on capsicum?
Why don't I go to Shimla instead?
- I'll get it there for free, - Please get it,
I'll get it, papa,
- Okay, - Okay, bye,
[Dr, Charaljeet Ahuja]
Have you fallen asleep, doctor?
Silence,
- You feel restless? - Yes,
You feel heavy on your chest,
Yes,
Cough for me,
Not so much,
I don't want you coughing out your lungs,
Cough lightly,
Your chest is clear,
Since when are you facing this problem?
It started a year after my marriage,
Was it a love marriage or an arranged marriage?
Love marriage,
That's why,
You should have told me that sooner,
This is the real cause,
But,,,
There are a few remedies suggested by him,,,
He is your father?
No, my wife's father,
Father, if you permit, can I give him the cure?
Sure, of course,
Here, note it down,
- Get up early in the morning, - Okay,
You need to get the water motor started,
- Okay, - And start making tea as well,
Tea,
You need to sweep and mop the floor, take the tea,,
,,and keep it next to your wife,
You need to make lunch and dinner very affectionately,
But,,,!
You shouldn't forget,,
,,to praise your wife's parents while kneading dough,
You will slowly notice,,
,,all the heaviness disappearing,
Doctor, I started doing this right after my wedding,
It didn't help,
Praise the great Babaji!
He is my guide, my lord,
You should seek his refuge, you will feel better,
Doctor, your fees?
I am blessed by Babaji,
If you still wish to give me something,,
,,then put it in Babaji's donation box,
Praise the great Babaji!
You are crying now?
How many times to leave my daughter?
But no, you considered yourself Mirza by eloping with her,
Mirza has a better life,
He didn't get married, He died on the way,
If he had gotten married,,
,,then he would've been washing clothes at some riverbank like me,
Damn you!
Did you do any work or are you just discussing love stories here,
A patient had come seeking medicine,
Your doctor let him go with an advice,
Listen, Did I open this shop for you to give advices?
I am going to the parlour to get my nails done,
Make dinner and don't make it too spicy,
You know that dad suffer from piles,
Yet you added too many spices in the grams last night,
Today I will add less spicy,
Just this much,
- Yes, - Hello, mother?
My son,,,
How are you, papa?
Oh my God!
Why did you have to get the vegetables? It's so hot outside,
Your dad would have gotten them,
Yes, Why did you have to get them, son?
When I can cut and cook them,
I can serve them,
Then why can't I also get the vegetables from the market?
How much should I pour?
First cover up Babaji's photo,
Papa, I always do that before I make a drink,
Now tell me how much should I pour,
Pour as much as you want, just don't pour a single drop of water in it,
I don't know what is wrong with me these days,
I fear your mother so much that I don't get a high from alcohol,
But why do you fear her so much?
I don't fear her,
I just fear losing her,
But I don't let you suffer the same fate as me,
What happened with you?
I got maltreated,
Maltreated?
Another word for love marriage is being maltreated,
You can be friends with 50 girls,
But I will get you married to the girl of my choice,
"You go to the bar every day, You come back with a bottle,"
"I am married to you, but you don't even look at me,"
"I am young and beautiful,"
"I am young and beautiful, I don't like to stay at home,"
"I am like alcohol, consume me,"
"Why do you carry such heavy books, my love,"
"Why do you?"
- Hottie! Get on it! - Let's go! Let's go! Hurry up,
"My eyes are intoxicating, They are deadly,"
"Once you get a taste of me,,,"
She is so beautiful,
- Where? - Look at her,
Oh yes, she's mine,
She's mine,
Fine, you can have her,
"A beautiful girl in a black car!"
"I am like alcohol, consume me,"
She is more desperate than us,
She's coming here,
- Do you have a phone? - Yes, I have an IPhone X,
Note down this number,
I'll note it down,
Wait, you already have a girlfriend,
- All of you note it down, - All of us?
- Yes, - Okay,
- 98762 - 98762,,,
- 88261, - 88261,
This is your personal number?
An orthopaedics' number,
Y K Chaudhary,
Madam,,,
- Don't hit me, - Let us go,
Let us go, Be a good sister and let us go,
Don't hit me,
Brother,
Wait?
Come,
We won't do this again, Someone stop her,
- Go to the doctor and take my name, - Yes,
Babbu Bains,
- What is it? - Babbu Bains,
You will get discount in the treatment,
Okay,
- 20 percent, - Okay,
Bloody idiots,
Mr, Panku, please head towards the conference room,
- Tallie, they are hiring new people? - Yes,
Fine, send them to my cabin, one by one,
They are hiring sale staff,
Fine, then send them to her cabin,
Vicky, these are for recovery,
- At least let me settle in, - Ms, Babbu Bains?
Here,
Amazing,
Have a seat,
You haven't scored well in studies,
Madam, I have always been weak in studies,
I was more interested in sports,
I used to defeat boys in Kabaddi,
We don't want you to play Kabaddi in our office,
We want to get our work done,
And you need a certain qualification for that work,
Come on! How important is it?
My uneducated maternal uncle went to UK 18 years ago,
Today he has Englishmen working for him,
And my cousin brother,,,
After doing a PhD, he is tightening nut bolts,
He has a motor repair shop in the village,
They are going to fight for sure,
And I am not responsible for it,
You can do only guesswork if you are not educated,
You cannot do business,
You need to have the right qualification for that,
Now take me for example,
I am going to America on a scholarship,
- Okay, - After two months,
Our office needs well-educated people,
We don't have any vacancy for less educated people like you,
Sorry,
Tania, please call the next one,
Our cattle shed is much bigger than your office,
- Oh really? - Yes,
Then why don't you do one thing,
Go there and argue with those cattle,
You don't need to argue with me,
Who wants to argue with you?
Look at her blabber nonsense!
Mr, Ankush! You are next,
Would you like some water?
Good at least someone here has some manners,
The one you met inside has no manners,
I could have taught her,,
,,but I have already done my share of teaching for today,
I thrashed two people in the morning,
Okay, You are here for a job?
No, I am here to get mangoes,
Did she tell you that you are less educated?
Yes,
Did she tell you that she is going abroad?
Yes,
I am sure she must have said that this is a top class company,
Yes,
- Do you believe her? - Of course not,
Good, that's better,
You shouldn't believe it, It's all a lie,
- Come with me, let's sit and talk, - Really?
- Come with me, - She is so poisonous,
She is worse than a snake,
There is just one way to escape Vicky,
Return the money on time with the interest,
I am Vicky Ahuja,
Babbu Bains,
It's a pleasure to meet you, Bains Sahib,
I have a job for you,
By reading these lines you must have guessed, how hot tempered I am,
I handle the recovery department,
- We break bones, - Ms, Simleen, please go inside,
I'll have to break bones?
Why? Is that going to be a problem?
You can pay me 2000 less then,
I am only working because I want to,
- My family is loaded, - Okay,
Let's go then,
Bains Sahib, he is the most calm customer of ours,
If I go in there, I'll get the money in no time,
I want to see how you work,
Are you ready? Are you scared?
Go for it then,
Goddess,,,
Protect her,
Whatever you owe to Chadha Finance,,
,,count the amount twice and give it to me,
I don't want to count it again,
What will you do if I don't do that?
What would you have done in my place?
Grab you by your neck,
In Amritsar, we just chop off the head,
My truck didn't get a turn yesterday,
Baba, there is a problem,
- Let's get out of here! - Hold on, hear me out,
I was supposed to take 500,000, but I took 600,000 instead,
What?
I told you he is a very simple person,
Did he really pay you 100,000 extra?
- Should I return it? - No! Hop on,
- Listen? - Yes?
Hold it right, don't drop the bag,
- No, - Okay?
- Let's go, - This isn't the first time I am carrying 500,000,
Don't look back,
The first round of all the candidates is over now,
Mr, Account!
- Here you go, - We have money,
Count it,
Don't bother,
Get extra sweet tea for Bains Sahib, Okay?
Baba, for the job we have done we should be served drinks,
But let's settle for tea loaded with milk,
Why settle for tea loaded with milk? Let's have a drink,
Mr, Ganesh! Please get my drink,
This is an office and not a circus,
Get back to your work,
Got it,
"I have a high temper, my love,"
"I lock horns with everyone, my love,"
"I have a high temper, my love,"
"I lock horns with everyone, my love,"
"People wonder where I am from, my love,"
"People fear me!"
"I move around the city in my Thar,"
"Everyone is scared of my car,"
"I am good at the job of recovery,"
"Everybody is talking about me,"
"I move around the city,,, in my Thar,"
"I move around the city in my Thar,"
"I support my buddies,"
"People run scared of me,"
"I support my buddies,"
"People run scared of me,"
"I follow the policy of tit-for-tat,"
"I never back out for a fight,"
"I have too fun, I get all the work done,"
"I never charge my friends,"
"I move around the city in my Thar,"
"Everyone is scared of my car,"
"I am good at the job of recovery,"
"Everybody is talking about me,"
"I move around the city,,, in my Thar,"
"I move around the city,,,"
"People fear me!"
Friends, no work is big or small,
Just like bees travel to different flowers and collect honey,,
,,similarly the recovery department begs everyone and recovers the money,
Bro, we don't beg anyone,
We beat them up, understood?
Very good, Applaud, please,
My father-in-law used to say to recover your money,,
,,you should even get a person from grave if you have to,
That's what our recovery department is doing,
Now our Employee of the month, Mr, Vicky Ahuja,,
,,will say a few words to encourage our staff,
He wouldn't be able to say even two words,
I don't want to talk anyway,
My work speaks,
But surely want to say one thing,
Someone smart has rightly said,,,
- Walk less,, - Wonderful,
- Walk less,,! - Walk less,,,
Take the chit out,
Walk less but walk with pride,
Wonderful, Well said,
Someone smart has said that,
- What do you wish to say? - I want to,,,
Baba wishes to say you don't need degree for everything,
You sometimes need to use third degree,
And you don't need to be a scholar to recover the money,,
,,you need to know how to grab a collar, Right, boss?
- Babbu Bains,,, - Live long!
Please applaud,
Such big encouragement deserves a big reward,
Now it's time to give them a reward, Get their reward,
Keep applauding,
There you go,
Six glasses, six plates and six bowls, Please applaud,
Damn you,
This comes with a guarantee,
I can get the colour changed if you don't like it,
Come on everyone, back to work now,
Take care of the reward,
I'll take care of your dowry,
Babbu, what have you brought now?
We are already spending a lot these days,
Sister-in-law, why are you scolding my lioness?
I am sure she must have brought something blasting,
No, uncle, Company has given a reward,
Oh my God! A reward?
We have only heard complaints about you,
Listen!
Babbu got a reward,
- What's the news? - It's not like she got a reward for bravery,
- Cups and saucers, - Cups and saucers?
You recover mixer grinders to get this?
What's the use of teaching Kabadi to you?
Come on uncle, I am doing my job only because of what you taught me,
Thank God she is doing something useful,
What would have she done sitting at home anyway?
She would beat up a helper or thrash a boy from the village,
I don't do it without a reason,
I just teach a lesson to those who act smart in front of me,
Okay, good,
Ma'am is everything okay?
Ma'am, next time you'll be employee of the month,
Who are our best customers?
Bansals,
Keep their file on the recovery table tomorrow,
Daddy will throw them,
'Mr, Ram Kumar Bansal has three sons and two daughters-in-law,'
'A prospective bride's family is coming to meet him,'
It's been happening since the day I was born,
Keep quiet, You talk too much,
We will settle your uncle Rinku's account today,
- Come on, - Settling the account reminds me,,
,,should I put the expenses of this meeting in Rinku's expenses?
Of course, you'll put it in his expenses,
Why?
The sweets will come from our shop, The snacks will come from our shop,
Put it in the common expenses,
Yes, We are brothers,
Why are we fighting, Put it in the common expenses,
Okay,
But the last time we had such a meeting,,
,,I had spent 200 rupees on cold drinks,
What should we do about that?
Listen, I have ironed this shirt, wear it,
I'll wear it right away,
Mona!
- Mona! - Yes, sister?
Mona, what should I wear?
Wear this red top,
But I wore this the last time,,
,,a prospective bride's family came to meet Rinku,
Okay then wear this black one with pink,
No, I have kept it for the next time a prospective bride's family come to meet,
Saroj, he isn't a circus bear that people will keep coming to see him,
Come on, why are you making Rinku make the same mistakes we did?
Brother-in-law, you get married only once,
So you have assess a few proposals,
Do you understand?
This shirt is tight,
I cannot close the button,
If you keep having four potato parathas,,
,,then forget the shirt even this house will fall short for you,
You are spreading faster than the smell of leak cylinder,
Stand straight,
Take a deep breath, In,
- Now don't breathe, - Till?
Till the guests don't leave,
Try to Samosas, They are from our shop,
- Please take, - Yes,
Samosas aren't good for health, by the way,
It increases Castrol, Uric Acid, I don't have them,
Right, sister,
- Why don't you have some sweets? - Please take it,
This too is unhealthy food, It increases sugar levels, fat and weight,
- Oh no! - Chant God name,
No ways,
Forget that, Why don't you have some tea, It's getting cold,
It's not like there is cranberry juice in the tea,
That too causes diabetes and blood pressure,
We will have water,
People have become so modern these days,
Back in the days, people used,,
,,to not even drink water at their daughter's in-laws,
Am I right?
Dear, where is your maternal family based,
They are based in Delhi,
It's hard to find even an address in Delhi,
How did you manage to find yourself a bride?
Fate,
My dad liked a shop in Paharganj,
It was a very good shop but he had quoted an exorbitant price,
My dad is very smart,
He got his son married into their family,
Now we have the girl as well as the shop,
- Shall we talk about this proposal? - Yes, of course,
We like the girl,
But I want them to talk, The ones who are of the same age,
Of course, We are modern,
Dear, talk to Rinku,
No, no, no,
He is talking about us,
Rinku will spend his day at work,
We are the ones who will be spending time together at home,
- So, we will talk to Jyoti, - Okay,
Nice Kurti, is it Zara's?
No, it's mine,
I am talking about the brand Zara,
You don't know Zara?
Let it go, sister, Brand doesn't matter these days,
If you maintain your figure then even a top worth 200 looks good on you,
- What diet do you follow? - Nothing special,
- I have green tea sometimes, - Green tea?
Villagers have that these days,
Follow a proper diet,
Otherwise, you'll blow up right after the wedding,
Do you like music?
Yes, Kumar Sanu,
Kumar Sanu?
I don't even repeat the clothes I wore last week,,
,,and you listen to such ancient songs?
Forget it sister, it's useless to talk about Justin Bieber,
Sister, she isn't wearing anything in her ears,
Yes, you aren't wearing any jewellery, Don't you follow fashion?
What's wrong with her? Listen!
Sisters-in-law ask more questions to the girl than they ask in an exam,
They have to ask these questions, Rinku, After all they have to stay together,
You are now talking about things which will cause division,
You remember how excited I was for your wedding?
I have done the snake dance even better than a real snake ever would,
Why? Didn't sister-in-law did it as well?
- He is talking about the snake dance, - That's what I am saying as well,
And our wives didn't reject the girl this time,
- The girl refused to marry you, - She is bound to,
Even someone who crosses the border illegally doesn't get questioned,,
,,like sister-in-law questions the girl,
If this continues, I'll never be able to get married,
Why not? For how many more years won't you be able to get married?
A year, two years, 10 years? You will get married in the end,
Of course you will,
It's in your horoscope that you'll get married once and have three kids,
- These things take some time, - Did you take time?
You got married as soon as you saw sister-in-law,
I didn't look at her, I saw her shop, I liked it and I got married,
That reminds me, there are 12 boxes of sweet at the shop,
Quickly deliver it to Sodhi, And collect 3000 rupees cash,
3000? 3600 for 12 boxes,
You'll make us go bankrupt,
He has given 600 advance, brother, Go,
Then he says that he isn't getting married,
- He causes unnecessary fights in the house, - He is useless,
- He has no sense, - He only thinks about getting married,
- Let's continue with the game, - Yes, let's,
Over here, Your red piece is dead,
Will I have to supervise you the whole day?
Do some work,
Hello, uncle,
- Hello, son, How are you? - I have brought your sweets,
- Take the sweets, son, - Okay, uncle,
There are 12 boxes, Please pay me so that I can leave,
Count them, son,
Wait son, let him count,
We will pay you,
Its 11, Look,
There are 12, I counted them, uncle,
- Count again, - 10, 11, 12,,
- It's 12, - 12,
It's okay son, it happens,
- How much do I owe you? - You already paid 600 rupees,
3000 3000 rupees is balance,
- Don't you have teners? - I'll forget the count,
Here, 3000 rupees,
This 100's note is torn, uncle, Please change it,
Take it,
You straight up that string of light,
- Where is my car? - You don't work,
- Make me stand here the whole day, - Hey!
Sir, it's not you who has been insulted,
It is Chadha Finance who has been insulted,
I apologise, New staff member caused this blunder,
We will return the car in an hour, Okay,
Thank you, sir,
Quickly tell me the excuse you want to use,
Then I can start insulting you,
We don't need to find an excuse,
- It's the fault of the sales department, - Yes,
We have to recover if we get the file,
- What about the file? - Is it not your duty to recheck it?
Daddy, that's why I ask you to hire educated people,
Such people can only recover money and not our company reputation,
Don't blabber,
The day you stop getting the money back,,
,,your company will face a shutdown,
Then you can do whatever you want to do with your reputation,
Don't talk about the shutdown, dear,
My heart skips a beat,
- I beg to you, - While you are at it, fire them,
They take salary and they act arrogant,
- Listen to me! - What? Speak up!
- Bains Sahib, go! - Get this straight,
The salary your father pays isn't even enough for my car's fuel,
- Not even for my bike either, - Yes,
Don't try to act smart in front of us, She is acting smart,
- I'll leave this job right away, - Oh really?
- Go then, Let's go then, - Let's go,
- It doesn't bother us, - Stop, dear,
We won't be able to find such naive staff again,
They don't ask for salaries for three months,
You will leave me?
You were so young when you came to office,
Did we come here like crawling toddlers?
I don't know,
But I don't want to end up on the streets,
Come on now, don't exaggerate this and give their car back,
Bains Sahib, I am very upset,
If I go there, I'll beat up someone,
You go, You are calmer than I am,
- Forget it, Bains Sahib, It's okay, - It's okay, It's okay,
Hello?
They look like smart people,
He is carrying a ,30 riffle,
That too from Czechoslovakia,
Great,
Hello,
I am here to return your car,
Okay,
- Isn't that you? - Yes,
Well done, mister, Can you call the Bansals?
- I need to leave, - I am a Bansal,
Rinku Bansal,
Bansals who own guns?
I know only those who own shops,
We own shops,
We had borrowed the gun,
Oh yes, you were distributing sweet boxes that day,
You are confectioners?
We own Bansal Sweets,
- Bansal Sweets? - Yes,
Your Samosas are amazing,
I can gobble down 3-4 of them, They are delicious,
Then you haven't tried the Kachories (snack),
And people queue up for our Gajrela (sweets),
Well done, Bansal,
You have even turned your kids into salesmen,
No, they want to grow up to be pilots,
Oh I see,
- And what do you want to be? - The best man,
That's okay, But remember one thing,
An okay horse will do, just make sure you choose the right groom,
- Right? - Yes,
- Take the keys, boss, I am leaving, - Okay,
Yes, let's go, You cannot go back on foot,
- We'll drop you, - I have no problem going alone,
How will you come back? Our village has many thieves,
But if you still wish to waste 150 worth fuel then come on,
150? With an average of 12 kilometres per litre,, How far do you live?
Nathu Majra, it's close,
Auntie,,,
What?
Call me auntie again and I'll throw you out of a moving car,
Auntie!
Call me Babbu didi (sister),
- Babbu didi? - Yes?
Do you have a best friend?
I mean boyfriend?
Uncle is asking,
Your uncle didn't even say a word,
He's thinking about it, You can ask him if you want,
Well, these kids can read my facial expressions,
Do these kids only read facial expressions,,
,,or study other things as well?
No, they study in the best school,
Blue International,
Make them spend four years in Khalsa School,
They will learn how to talk in Punjabi,
If I send them to Khalsa School then they will get married before me,
All my friends in that school had two girlfriends,
And you didn't have even one,
Well, I am still searching for the one,
Find a good girl,
It's not you are getting too old, boss,
You have a great car,
- You are handsome, - You are right,
But please don't call me, boss,
It feels like I am not giving you a lift,,
,,but instead taking your mother's bangles for mere 200 rupees,
- Fine, I'll call you a cook, then, - How will you do that?
You still haven't given uncle your phone number,
Some people call my dad a miser,
But look, he is giving you all a treat,
I'm actually very proud of my dad,
- Wonderful, - Shall we start,
Samosas, Kachories, Barfi, Chamcham, Imraties!
- Dhoklas! - Whose birthday is it?
Looks like everybody contributed and are throwing a party,
Dad, you didn't order this?
I am not crazy, dear, I'll give them salaries and parties?
I understood,
Look, if you don't know who ordered it,,
,,then everyone will take only one Samosa and not more than one,
Understood, Let's eat,
"The ring on your delicate finger is a symbol of my love,"
"I have lost my heart to you,"
"You too know how crazy I am about you,"
"Your love is making me lose my mind,"
"Don't leave me alone because of the world,"
"Don't go away from me because of any helplessness,"
"My heart is scared of staying away from you,"
"The ring on your delicate finger is a symbol of my love,"
"I have lost my heart to you,"
"You too know how crazy I am about you,"
"I had a long time desire, I wanted to show you,,,"
"I want to enter your life as your queen,"
"Look, all my desires have come true, today,"
"We have united,
"We have come together,"
"Come together,"
"I feel at peace when you hold my hand,"
"The ring on my delicate finger is a symbol of our love,"
Stop here,
Praise the great Babaji,
Bless me Babaji,
Brother, please take this sack of flour inside,
Why? Quickly pick up the sack,
I'll sprain by back if I'll pick it up,
I'll give you another tener,
I am a rickshaw driver not a labourer,
This isn't labour, This is service,
This flour will be donated at the community kitchen,
Go, feed Baba, Don't feed the poor instead,
He is for the rich and not the poor,
Stupid,
How can I feed a whole sack to a poor man?
Happiness doesn't lie in marriages,
Nor does it lie in dispassion,
Happiness lies in thoughts saints guide you to,
So, our Gods and Goddesses, sages and saints,,
,,devoted themselves to God while staying married,
So, what I mean to say is that,,
,,the closest partner a man can have is his wife,
So, you should never avoid your wife,
- Praise the great Babaji, - Praise the great Babaji,
Always stay happily married,
Babaji, isn't that blessing given to a woman?
Mr, Ahuja, place your hand on your heart and tell us what do you do at home,
It's okay,
It's not wrong to do household chores,
Instead, it is a very good formula to lead a happy life in this era,
That is true, Babaji,
Tell me Mr, Ahuja, is everything alright at home?
Let me know if there is an issue,
I can talk to the Almighty and put in your request,
Babaji, marriage is the only issue,
But this time I don't want go for a love marriage,
Give me a blessing for an arranged marriage,
The first marriages of people already have me worried,
I am trying to resolve their issues,
And you want to remarry?
Babaji, I am not talking about my marriage,
I am here to seek blessings for my son's marriage,
Okay,
My dear devotees, he wants to get his son married,
If any of you are thinking of getting your daughter married,,
,,then do let him know,
He is a very nice person,
He has been with us since 32 years,
He comes from a decent family,
So, your daughter will be happy in their household,
This is my guarantee,
Praise the great Babaji,
- Praise the great Babaji, - God bless you,
Babaji, my daughter is of marriageable age,
If I have your blessings, I shall accept this proposal,
There you go, Mr, Ahuja, I have done the job for you,
Go home and start the preparations,
Praise the great Babaji!
- Praise the great Babaji! - God bless you,
Sister?
We are yet to get related,
Babaji has said it, we will soon get related,
- Praise the great Babaji, - Praise the great Babaji,
How old is your daughter?
She is about to turn 22,
Then they will make a good pair,
My son is about to turn 25,
What's her education qualification?
Brother, why don't we meet tomorrow with the girl and the boy?
We will discuss everything later,
That's okay,
- Praise the great Babaji, - Praise the great Babaji,
Oh no, Come here,
Shruti, lift the sofa,
What are you saying, dad? What made you think I can lift it?
You can at least try,
Those who try never lose,
What happened? What are you two doing?
Look for yourself,
A ten's coin fell, I am trying to find it,
Stretch your hand, you will find it,
- Where were you, mom? - Found it,
I got rid of a very big burden today,
Very good,
This means you paid the grocer,
You think paying for grocery is a burden?
I am talking about Shruti's wedding,
- What? - Shruti isn't a burden,
We won't be given dowry,
Your brother owns a marriage hall,
Shruti can marry twice if she wants,
What are you saying?
She cannot marry a marriage hall,
She has to marry a boy,
Babaji has found a very nice family for Shruti,
Did you accept the proposal?
Why would I not accept it?
They are devoted,
They believe in Babaji,
- I have fixed your marriage, - What?
How can you fix my marriage without informing me?
Be grateful I am informing you,
They were celebrating a pre-wedding function,,
,,when I asked mother what is happening,
She said, "It's your wedding, dear,"
You agreed to marry anybody, I won't,
Dear, you can fight for your right if you want to,
But at least don't call your father anybody,
Sorry, dad,
But everyone knows that I am going to America after three months,
It's not like the boy will tear your passport,
He too will go with you,
Not at all, I will get married to the boy of my choice and that's final,
Consider Babaji's choice as your choice,
You know that I don't like people doing as they please,
- Daddy! - Don't worry, dear,
She is very stubborn, She won't give in,
Say yes for now, We will handle it later,
Fine, mom,
But I would like to meet the boy first,
I will agree to marry him only if I like him, Okay?
How can I just get married?
I am yet to settle down at my job, How will I look after her?
Babaji will handle everything,
My shop is doing well thanks to him,
But papa, I am not running a shop here,
Don't argue with me,
Babaji has done what he thought is right,
- Listen! - Yes?
Wash these whites separately,
And make sure father's clothes don't turn blue,
He is just useless,
"Make sure father's clothes don't turn blue,"
It doesn't matter if her husband turns blue while working,
Do you think she will let me live for another few years?
Every night is like the last night for me,
That's why I think I should play with my grandchild before I die,
Stop this emotional blackmail,
Why don't you play with neighbours children?
Why are you ruining my life for that?
Son, meet her once,
- Please, papa, - Just once,
Meet her just once, I insist,
Just once, son,
Fine, tell them I'll meet her,
Hello, Mr, Sahni?
Mr, Sahni, check a record,
On the third, 109,64,
What? You have recorded it?
He has it on record, why don't you?
I need to get your DNA checked, Are you even a Bansal?
How can you forget such a big amount Rs, 109,64,
Anyone can make mistakes, brother, I must have missed it,
Put it in common records,
Why common records? I'll put it in your records,
Don't do that, brother, For God's sake,
You can take cash from me,
I'll suffer a loss if you keep it on record,
Mona checks the books at night,
- Really? - Yes,
But so what if she checks the business,
Business is business, I have to take care of business,
Stop troubling me,
I think I am the only one running this business,
I don't go to my in-laws out of fear,
You will sell the business if I go there for a day,
Brother, I wanted to discuss something,
I know semolina got expensive by a rupee,
What? It got expensive by a rupee?
I checked the market rates this morning it was for 60 paise,
- What do we do? - How does one make money?
Uncle!
You are only considered about semolina getting expensive,
You don't worry about anything else,
What do we need to worry about, Rinku?
We have been blessed everything by God,
You have been blessed with everything by God,
And your wives too, What do I have?
Listen, you either get me married or leave your wives,
Will they agree?
They won't, brother,
And why are you so eager to get married?
- We are looking for a girl for you, - Yes,
Don't bother, I've found one for myself,
- You have? - Yes,
Then introduce her to our wives,
Listen to me, I love that girl,
You just need to get her approved by your wives,
Approve? That means we'll have to send them on a shopping trip,
It's going to be expensive,
I'll take them to a mall then,
You send the girl's photo over there,
Mummy, aunt!
Papa is calling you,
Yes, what is it?
Keep yourself free tomorrow,
How can we keep ourselves free?
We have lots to do,
We need to get a manicure and a pedicure done,
- We need to also get a facial done, - We need to get the hair extensions redone,
- We need to go for a nail spa, And,, - Waxing too, sister,
Yes, I forgot about that,
We don't even have time to breathe,
They are very busy,
- Then I should cancel the shopping trip, - Sure,
No, we aren't that busy, We can go,
- Right, sister, - Yes,
We can manage if you can adjust it between 3 and 4pm,
They will manage,
They have been managing all their lives,
Yes, We will,
We will manage,
- We will manage, - We will manage,
'Where is she?'
Baba, I don't think the girl too doesn't have any interest in you,
- How can you know that? - How do I know?
She would have been here if she was interested,
That's what I think too, You are right,
But let's wait for another 10 minutes, we are anyway going to say no,
Oh,, look over there, Baba,
- Look who is coming this way, - Oh, God!
What is she doing here?
Forget the girl, she will insult me in front of the girl,
You will benefit,
The girl will reject you,
Don't you have any shame? Here you are drinking coffee,
What are you doing here during office hours?
Let me call daddy,
- Wait, - Listen up,
You can call your daddy and his daddy too, Okay?
I am not your servant,
I wouldn't hire an illiterate like you either,
What did you say?
- I'll use my sandals on you, - What do you think of yourself?
- Bains Sahib,, - Let go of me,
Bains Sahib, calm down,
I am begging to you here,
Please leave,
She will get slapped by me some day,
Call for a cold drink for me,
'Good that they ruined my mood,'
'I'll end up venting all my anger on the boy,'
Sardar sahib, give us a cold drink,
Someone is getting hyper,
Who is he?
Yes, dear?
Mummy, there are many boys over here, Whom do I have to meet?
Quickly send me his photo,
Fine, I'll send it, Okay?
Okay,
Where are you, son?
I am wasting time at Chayoos, No one showed up,
Okay, send me a photo of yours,
Don't send me the one where you are pouting like a duck,
I need to send it to the girl's mother,
Ask them to send the girl's photo first,
Only then will I find who it is,
Okay, I'll ask them,
I'll send my photo across,
Stop clicking selfies and listen up,
Don't fall for her after looking at her picture,
There are many apps available these days Beauty Plus and Minus and what not,
Here, I've send it,
What?
Idiots!
You got the photo? Show it to me,
Why are you showing me her photo? Show me that girl's photo,
It's her, She is the girl,
I'll be damned,
Baba, I thought you were jumping into a well,
But you are free falling into a volcano here,
- You? - You!
- Yuck! - How dare you!
How could you even think about getting married to me?
For a moment I couldn't believe that it is your picture,
I have a good face cut, I look good in pictures,
Why did you send such a bad picture?
You could have told me it is you and I would have started puking,
Same with me,
How could you even think about getting married to me?
You should give me a written apology,
Right, I'll apologise to you,
Instead your family should apologise to me,
They were about to trap this poor man,
Goddess saved me,
My day gets ruined when I interact with you,
My life will get ruined if I get married to you,
Your June? After ruining my August and September you want a better June?
Right, I understand your scheme of becoming,,
,,the owner of the company from being just an employee, Okay?
I'd rather dying starving, I promise,
- Right, - I won't get married to you,
- Right! - Baba, how long are you two going to fight?
Give me five minutes to handle this, Enjoy your cold drink meanwhile,
I'd rather prefer to jump before a car,,
,,than get married to you,
That has to be my car then, Remember that,
Your father fights over five bucks,
You will run me over? Have some shame!
- You never even have money to buy fuel, - Oh my God!
Why am I even talking to someone I don't even like?
- Go to hell, - Forget it,
Listen up, I am rejecting you,
Reject, reject, reject! I am rejecting you right away,
-Yes, - Well done, Baba,
Baba, that was hardcore,
- Look at her leave grumpy, - Yes,
She needs a good whacking,
How are you driving, brother?
Tell those who are doing the backseat driving,
What are they doing?
Move aside,
Back the car, brother,
- Tell them, - Why should we go back?
- She will, - True,
I will go and talk to her,
- Don't, - I'll be right back, wait, brother,
Brother, please move the car back,
Bains Sahib, you move it back, He has his family with him,
Yes,
Why are you being so respectful,
It is their mistake, They have to move back,
Come on, Move your tractor back,
Stop, Bains Sahib,
I'm driving a tractor and you are riding a plane, right?
This is will stay right here, Do what you want to,
- No,, - Now police will do what needs to be done,
- Let me call them right away, - No, no,,
Forget the police, you can call the army, Okay?
Try and move this,
Bains Sahib, let's drop this, They are a family, Let's go,
- Yes, please, - She won't listen to anyone,
- Let me teach her a lesson, - Oh, God!
What will you tell me?
Stop your nonsense,
If I pull your hair in front of everyone, you will have a fit,
And you don't find a spoon to control it,
Mona, you keep quiet,
- I'll teach her a lesson, - No,,
- Don't tell me, tell her, - Get this straight,
They might teach lessons here,,
,,but back in my town they beat the lesson into you,
That too with a clean slate,
You will know once the slate comes in contact with your ankles,
No, we are leaving, You don't need to worry,
- We will move our car back, - Why?
- We will do it, - Why?
Then talk to her, Move your car back,
- Unnecessarily creating a scene, - It's not a problem I will do it,
- Go and sit in the car, - Go, go,
- No problem, - Thank you so much,
- We don't want to fight, - Get in,
We come here every day, brother,
Come on, get in,
Enough!
Yes, come on,
You can take it out first,
Ladies first, Please, please,
Sit straight, don't beg them,
- Seriously, - Thank God, it's over,
Your phone is ringing,
Oh, God!
What happened?
Rinku sent his girlfriend's photo,
Oh really? Show it to me,
Yes,
Mom! Mom!
Dad, where is mom?
- What happened, dear? - Do you know who that boy is?
- What boy? - The boy mom has chosen for me?
Your mom knows him,
- Did you meet him? - I met him,
Vicky,
Nice name, Sounds very good,
What does he do?
Chadha Finance recovery agent,
What? Chadha Finance?
- Recovery agent? Vicky? - Yes, of course,
If he becomes my son-in-law,,
,,he will change Chadha Finance into Ahuja Finance,
Mom,
- What happened? - Tell her,
Do you know he works in our company as a recovery agent?
Oh, that's even great,
He is so close to us already,
- Wow, - What's great about this?
How can a worker who works in my company be my son-in-law?
Your son-in-law can be a owner of a company, right?
You can do his job from tomorrow,
I'll transfer the company to his name,
You look very beautiful when you get angry,
Click a picture, dear,
Dad!
Dear, he is from a very cultured family,
I am sure he will keep you happy,
Happy? He will always trouble her,
- What? - He lives in a tiny house,
To top that his father has opened a homeopath dispensary there,
It's not like you had an account in the Swiss Bank before we got married,
You used to repair radio and television,
This company belongs to my dad,
You sweet-talked him into passing it over to you,
Dad, say something to convince mom,
I'll be stern with her,
Darshana,,
I am begging to you, Please have pity on her,
Let her live her life,
She is not Simran, she is Shruti,
And she has lived as she wants,
She should quietly get married now,
Mummy, can I get two days to think?
Fine, you can take two days,
But I want you to say yes after two days,
Tell me the truth, son,
Why don't you want to get married?
He doesn't want to, Why force my son?
He too wants to enjoy the bliss of love marriage like his father,
Amazing,
Enjoy the bliss of love marriage,
This sounds like a fictitious story's title,
The bliss of love marriage,
Don't you even dare to think about love marriage, son,
Forget love marriage, I am not even thinking about marriage,
- Do you have an issue? - Oh, God,
That you are not thinking about marriage?
- Tell me if there is an issue, - There is no issue,
Then why aren't you thinking about getting married?
Think about it, son,
What's wrong if a good daughter-in-law comes,,
,,and helps your father in the kitchen?
- Tell me, - Oh, right,
So we should make anyone your daughter-in-law,,
,,just because you need help,
Let him get married as he wants, What does it matter's to you?
I am sure you must have found a rickshaw driver's daughter for him,
- Yes, - She has the latest BMW, mother,
What?
Yes,
Her father owns the company where your son works,
She is his only daughter, His only daughter,
- Really? - Yes,
I'll slap him,,
,,if he refuses this match,
Angry should be your last weapon, stupid,
The last weapon, And you use it the first chance you get,
- Yes, - You can talk politely with your child, you know,
- Okay, - Yes,
Whether you are polite or angry, papa,,
,,I am not going to get married,
Why won't you get married? Tell me!
You want to stab me?
I didn't take this knife to stab you, I'll,,
I'll use it to slit my wrist,
My wrist,, Someone stop me,
- Daddy has lost his mind, - Don't do it,
- I don't want to become a widow at this age, - Let me go,
- Let me go, - No!
Son, please agree, Get married to this girl,
How will I face Babaji otherwise?
Babaji!
Give,
Baba, I hope you don't have to end up marrying her,,
,,just because of tea vouchers,
I would rather stand with labours than stand next to her and say the vows,
Not stand on your word, She is coming here,
I want to talk,
Talk,
Not with you, with him,
By the way, tea should be had in cafeteria,
We know,
We are trying to cool it under the air conditioner,
We will go have it there, Let's go,
You go, I want to talk to him,
- Oh, I see, - We are the same,
Tell me, what do you want to talk about?
You know that I was leaving for America in two months,
You aren't going to America?
I told you she won't go,
- She is useless, - I am going to America,
But I don't want to marry you,
I might not be going to America, yet I don't want to marry you,
That's good,
If your children take after their mother, they will be very rude,
- Just stay out of it, - You don't make me,,
- Hold on, - My mother never says no to Babaji,
You try to convince your family, That's it,
My father too follows him ardently,
He doesn't listen to me either,
Your parents listen to Babaji,
I suggest you go after the Babaji,
Yes, my cook?
Come over Bains Sahib, I am waiting for you,
I need to pick up a Tata 407,
I'll come after that,
Okay,
What does your family have to say after seeing my photo?
Did you fight with anyone yesterday?
I fight with someone every day,
Why do you ask?
Did you argue with some ladies outside a mall?
Those snobs?
They managed to escape me,
I was about pull their hair out,
They were my sisters-in-law, My sisters-in-law,
I swear on God!
If they had told me they were your sisters-in-law,,
,,I wouldn't have said a word to them,
My brothers too never talk in front of them,
And you got into a serious fight with them,
My sisters-in-law,
How will I get married?
You just take a stand that you want to get married,
I too am taking a stand,, of getting married to a shop owner,
- Do you want to elope? - What?
We'll get thrashed if we get caught,
Who can dare to touch you when I am here?
Then should we wait a month?
Wedding session is just around the corner,
15th, 16th, 28th,, I need to make a lot of delivers,
You keep preparing sweets, I'll solve this issue,
Sweets!
- Hurry up! - Oh my God,
- There are so many people here, - Hurry up,
People have a lot of faith in him,
- Forget faith and find him, - Praise the great Babaji,
- Bless you,
Wedding vows in the presence of God,
This used to hold a lot of importance in a couple's life,
But the youth these days consider it as a joke,
People who aren't married are staying together,
People who are married aren't staying together,
So divorce and live-in relationship is a common thing,
Many kids get married to the person their parents want,
And later, they fool them,
They say we have a contract marriage,
We will be a couple in front of the society,
But we aren't a couple,
So, this is how these girls and boys make contracts these days,
What if we get separated after our marriage without telling anyone?
That's what we will have to do, madam,
We cannot do anything else,
Anyway, I cannot take hasty decision,
I'll discuss this and get back to you,
Who will you discuss this with when we are not supposed to tell anyone?
- Obviously Babbu Bains, - Oh, God!
You cannot be trusted,
What if after marriage you want to stay with me permanently?
Stop having such delusions,
Okay? Let's go now, Take this,
Let's go,
- It's good, - She is here,
You want to talk here?
Let's go and talk at a coffee shop,
Okay, Baba will stay with you for 45 days after the wedding,
We cannot go to coffee shops every day,
This is where we hang out, Get used to it,
Tell me how do we go about it,
Bains Sahib, tell her,
Okay, here I go,
Three things,
Number one, his family cannot afford a lavish wedding,
It will be a low profile wedding,
- And you will bear the expenses, - All the expenses,
- Next, - After the wedding,,
,,sign the divorce papers and leave,
You shouldn't try to entice him for the 45 days you are here,
Hello, tell that to him,
Oh really? He is very naive,
He is so handsome, He doesn't need to entice anyone,
I don't trust you,
Listen, you cannot even buy grocery for a household in 15,000 salary,
So, how will he keep his wife happy?
Hello, what wife? I am going to America,
He won't be singing sad songs after you leave,
He will remarry,
- It is difficult to remarry, right? - She doesn't know,
You will make his salary 50,000 per month,
- 50,000? - Yes,
When did we discuss this?
10 minutes ago, I and Bains Sahib discussed it,
Okay, done, Can I leave now?
That,,,
Monsoons begin next month,
You won't hug him whether there is lightening or thundering,,
,,or strong winds blow,
He was delusional, I know, When did you get this delusional?
I am going to say yes to my parents, Quietly get the divorce papers ready,
- She doesn't want me to hug him! - Look at her arrogance,
Oh, God!
This is amazing Bains Sahib,
You made her agree to the terms of someone no one even listens to!
- Give me your hand, - Amazing,
Hats off to you,
- Rinku! - Yes,
When did you like the girl?
At first sight, Right, uncle?
No, I don't like her, It's just,, that I like her,
But I clearly told her,,
,,that I'll get married only if my sisters-in-law like you,
That's obvious, Sister and I should like her,
Only then can she be your wife,
- Right, sister? - Exactly,
I will only say yes if the girl is updated, beautiful and gorgeous like us,
- Then Rinku will never get married, - What?
I mean they don't make girls like you anymore,
Bittu and I were lucky that we found girls like you,
Otherwise we would have died single,
I would say you will find advanced updated girls,,
,,but it is hard to find girls as beautiful as you two,
Saroj, I have never seen a girl more beautiful than you,
I swear by your mother,
Bittu, you know I used to get a lot of modelling offers when I was in Delhi,
Let me tell you, I got a couple of calls for you too,
- Really? - Yes, They said not make your wife model,
- What? - Can't I even joke?
What are you saying? Talk to him,
Mom, say yes to whoever comes this time,
I really want to address someone as aunt,
Then say aunt, She is your aunt,
No sister-in-law, actually, he is talking about him,
Look when he address sister-in-law Mona as aunt,,
,,he too must be wanting to call someone aunt,
Come here, my boy,
We will get you an aunt today,
No, we will get him one,,
,,only if sisters-in-law like her, Otherwise, we won't,
Look sister-in-law, the girl is going to come here soon,
If you like her, I'll get married to her right away,
- Otherwise, I'll,, - She will be better than them,
- What? - She will not be better than them,
Don't worry, We will see,
What if Babbu gets caught,
You worry about Babbu? I worry that Babbu might catch them,
- I am holding my breath here, - Same here,
Hello, everyone,
I have seen you somewhere,
Your face,, looks similar,, who can it be?
She looks like the girl we met outside the mall, Right?
You think this girl who is wearing Gucci looks like that villager?
Come on, Bittu,
Mona, do you think it's her?
Sister, that girl didn't look like a girl,
- She looked more like a boy, - Yes,
She's so gorgeous and charming,
I think she follows a special diet,
Yes, I don't eat junk food,
I only eat boiled food,
Amazing, This is great,
You will get along so well with them,
Mona too only eats organic food,
Who is Mona?
We haven't been introduced, Myself Mona Bansal,
I am the eldest daughter-in-law of this family, Saroj,
What is your name?
- Baljit Kaur Bains, - Bains?
But we are Bansals,
That's why we will get along, Bains and Bansals,
There isn't much of a difference just a few letters here and there,
I didn't find much difference either,
Just like a fritter is a little different than a pretzel,
- Don't you think? - We too are very modern,
Inter caste isn't a problem for us,
We just want the girl to be decent,
Sister-in-law, if you need a girl better than her,,
,,then we will have to made to order,
Right,
We find her to be perfect,
She is fine, Tell me, where did you meet Rinku,
He only leaves the house to go to the shop or make deliveries,
I met Rinku at the shop,
- Shop? - But we only sell junk food,
Someone told me that Bansals sell organic fritters,
I had gone to eat that,
After I went there I realised someone joked with me,
- Okay, - I didn't eat,
Get them to stop, We'll get caught if they keep asking questions,
I like her,
What do you all think, Saroj?
- We like her too, -Thank you,
- She has a lot of knowledge, - Very good,
She will get more updated once she starts living with us,
Right, Mona?
- Right, sister, - Oh great, So everyone likes this match,
Brother, why are you still sitting here?
Call the cooks and give them the order,
I was just waiting for it,
We will have a grand wedding for my brother!
"Jatts have gone crazy,"
"They keep shooting in the air,"
"Jatts have gone crazy,"
"They keep shooting in the air,"
"Why do they cause such a scene at such a joyous occasion?"
"Why did they shoot in the house?"
"My mother is shocked, dear,"
"And my sister-in-law is scared,"
"My mother is shocked, dear,"
"And my sister-in-law is scared,"
"My mother is shocked, dear,"
"I am a fearless Jatti, you are a simple Banya,"
"Look at the ways God works,"
"I am a fearless Jatti, you are a simple Banya,"
"Look at the ways God works,"
"He made us fall in love,"
"If you want to be related with Jatts,,"
"You need to be as brave as Jatts,"
"If you want to be related with Jatts,,"
"You need to be as brave as Jatts,"
"If you want to be related with Jatts,,"
"I come from a family of shop owners, I maintain books,"
"I will give you the keys of all the tills,"
"I come from a family of shop owners, I maintain books,"
"I will give you the keys of all the tills,"
"I know it wouldn't be easy to stay married to a Jatti,"
"If Jatts own land,,"
"If Jatts own land then Banyas own many shops,"
"You cannot be grumpy over everything,"
"You cannot be stingy while shopping,"
"You cannot be grumpy over everything,"
"You cannot be stingy while shopping,"
"You will have to bear this Jatti's expensive style,"
"Your girl is different,"
"If you want to be related with Jatts,,"
"You need to be as brave as Jatts,"
"If you want to be related with Jatts,,"
"You need to be as brave as Jatts,"
"If you want to be related with Jatts,,"
"They found treasure in the expenses,"
"Whereas Jatts are burdened by debts,"
"They found treasure in the expenses,"
"Whereas Jatts are burdened by debts,"
"You will get smarter after marrying me,"
"You shouldn't spend unwisely,"
"If Jatts own land,,"
"If Jatts own land then Banyas own many shops,"
'Respectable woman'
"Ward off the evil with water, your brother-in-law is waiting outside,"
Rinku, Saroj, be careful,
Sister-in-law, your Rinku is waiting outside,"
He looks so handsome,
- Look at the glow on his face, - Yes,
He is getting blessed, Show it to me,
May evil stay away from him,
You have fooled us well,
But you forgot that you would to come here in the end,
You still have time, think before you step in,
No, I don't know,
I have already given it a thought,
Now it's your time to think,
"He takes away all our sorrows,"
"He fills our home with joy,"
"Our great Babaji,"
Say it, dear,
"Our great Babaji,"
Dear, all this is his blessing,
I have seen your house, It is very big,
We live in a small house,
But you will get a lot of love and respect here,
Big or small house doesn't matter,
I too left my dad's palace and came here,
Yes, and your dad followed you here,
Know I wonder who stays at the palace,
Keep quiet,
I am quiet, I am praising the great Babaji,
Dear, we will go to seek Babaji's blessings tomorrow,
We have been invited for dinner by sister day after tomorrow,
That's why you cannot go to office for a few days,
Son, go and show her your room,
This is your room,
Don't need to get too excited,
It's a contract marriage,
Yes, I know,
Why this decoration?
My aunt's son did it,
Marigold? Really?
What's wrong with them? He did his best,
Anyway, I am going to office from tomorrow,
You better explain it to your mother, Okay?
You first listen to me then I will listen to you,
It is very important for you to know this,
This room looks small because of the decoration,
But it is not that small,
One person can sleep here comfortably,
I will sleep in that corner, You can sleep here,
Okay?
Praise the great Babaji,
Tea?
I thought I would die before I will see this day,
I will get served morning tea one day?
I had never thought about it,
Praise the great Babaji,
Sudhesh?
Sudhesh!
Why are you shouting so early in the morning?
Here, have some tea,
Why did you come back to bed after making tea?
Don't you drink your tea in the courtyard?
I was served tea before I left the bed,
I am very happy today,
Who made this tea?
Who else? Our daughter-in-law made it,
Oh I see,
Who is in the kitchen?
Who else? Our daughter-in-law must be preparing breakfast,
I have been in this house since 30 years,
I still don't know where the spices are kept,
Go and tell her,
Let me finish my tea first,
Go and tell her first,
Son, you are chopping the vegetables?
Where's our daughter-in-law?
Sleeping,
I see,
She made tea and went back to bed,
Papa, I made that tea,
I see,
I thought we are destined to be cooks,
Tell me something, why were you in a hurry?
Why were you in a hurry to get me married?
You got trapped after getting married, Now you have trapped me as well,
Keep it down,
If your mother hears it she will get angry,,
,,and purposely spill something on the floor,
Then I will keep mopping the floor all day long,
Okay, give me the radishes, I'll grate them,
Parathas are delicious, aren't they, father?
No,
You had five of them,
It's very salty,
I too was about to say that, It's a little too salty,
And the potatoes aren't boiled properly,
Dear, next time when you make breakfast ask Vicky's father for help,
Okay?
Why are you saying this to me? Tell it to the one who made it,
What do you mean? You didn't make breakfast?
You made it?
I made it,
Damn you, you fool!
Why did you have to make breakfast?
A man gets married so that he can get cooked meals,
Why get married if you have to work in the kitchen after marriage?
Look auntie, I am a working woman,
Don't expect me to do household chores,
I have never worked in my house,
It would be better if you hire a cook,
I'll pay his salary, if you have financial issues,
I would suggest that you hire a cook,,
,,because I won't be doing any household chores,
Okay, I am leaving,
- I'll go to office and have breakfast, - Office?
Mummy, I told you Shruti needs to go to office,
- And you don't? - I,,
Well, then get ready,
Because you cannot come to office late just because you got married to me,
- Mind that, - Okay,
Hurry up, we need to go to the shop too,
What do I do, brother? More than half of them are empty,
Check the uncle's envelope,
Check how much did we gift his son?
- Uncle? 1100, - 1100,
500, Uncle,
The whole family showed up, Everyone took a separate plate,
This is how their family is, They asked me to serve spring rolls trice,
If I knew they would only give 500, I wouldn't even serve them chutney,
They cry while gifting,
Mr, Kapoor's envelope is quite heavy,
51,000 rupees from Mr, Kapoor,
Did you put our cash in it by mistake?
No brother, Mr, Kapoor's name is on it,
There is a chit inside it, What is this?
Thank God we at least got something,
What's in this chit?
Congratulatory note?
Bittu, I am sending you 51,000,
I owed you 50,000 and,,
So he just gifted 1000 rupees,
He doesn't look like he'd gift 1000,
1000 rupees must be the interest,
You tell me what are you doing with the ladies?
- What did you do with the boxes? - I delivered them,
How much sweet did you give uncle?
Half a kilo,
He is our uncle, You should have given him a kilo,
He has diabetes, If you gave him a kilo sweets, even aunt would get diabetic,
There you go,
Listen, we have got clothes from Babbu's family, For uncle and aunt,
Will aunt wear it?
They are good, What is wrong with them?
They didn't send any for maternal uncle and aunt,
Then give them the clothes they sent for Bittu and me,
We anyway don't wear cheap clothes,
The people who sent the gifts should know our standards,
Bansal, come on out,
- Where are you? Congratulations, - How has such a melodious voice?
"My friends taunt me,"
"Everyone's talking about our love,"
"My friends taunt me,"
"Everyone's talking about our love,"
"Who do you spend your evenings with?"
"My friends ask me,"
"I fear my heart will be broken,"
"You might have many, but you are my only support,"
"I fear my heart will be broken,"
"You might have many, but you are my only support,"
"You might have many friends, but you are my only support,"
Wait! Wait a minute,
- Listen? - Yes?
Brother, please play Sidhu Moosewala,
"My name works just as well as dollar does,"
- "My name works just,," - Come, come,
I will now sing for this boy, A nice song, I will sing for the groom,
"Buy me a new pair of sandals and silk dresses,"
"Get me hair extension from the fair which I can wear every day,"
"Get me colourful bangles my love,"
Congratulations!
You have a sister-in-law who looks just like Katrina Kaif,
I want a big gift,
Mona, tell them to take as much as they want,
But I don't want to praise her unnecessarily,
Sunil, give them 2100 and ask them to leave,
- Yes, take 2100, - Really Padmavati, 2100?
Why don't you dance a little for that?
- Wait, wait, - Don't worry, here take 3100,
- Are you happy now? - I won't take 3100 or 1100,
I will take 31,000,
Plus a kilo of ghee and the father of the groom to please,
No, 31,000 is too much,
Come on John Abraham, Your wife is as beautiful as Bipasha Basu,
You don't think she is worth 31,000?
How can I know her worth? It's not like I won her at an auction,
I spent hundreds of thousands at the wedding,
It's okay, You just pay me another 31000,
When you have a son who weighs 5 kilos I will dance some more,
You have made us happy,
Take these dresses, Are you happy now?
Yes, Stay happy, Stay blessed, may you progress,
- Stay happy, be happy, - It's good giving them these dress,
Look, they are such beautiful dresses,
Yes, the colours are so nice,
Take this money,
They will come in handy, What will you do with these dresses anyway?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, Take the rice,
Take the drum and leave,
Stay blessed, Mr, Bansal,
If I don't click a selfie with you wearing these dresses,,
,,then I am not a Bains' daughter,
'Good morning, Chadha Finance, How may I help you?'
Congrats,
- Thank you, - 9 am, to 6 pm,
Wedding bangles suit you too,
Thank you,
But mine isn't a real marriage,
I'll take it off in a few days,
What is this, Rinku?
10,000 rupees loan?
What is this about? Who did you loan it to?
Brother, Dhillon's grandson got married,
- We have delivered goods there, - Oh no,
They still haven't paid for Dhillon's son's wedding,
And you gave a credit to his grandson?
Why doesn't he return the money?
Who isn't returning the money? Let me handle him,
Let it be, Babbu,
We will need to spend more money to get her out on bail,
This is a common thing here, It's just a part of the business,
Have a seat, Sit down, dear,
Tell me something, are our wives keeping you entertained?
- Yes, - She is lying,
How will they entertain you when they have never entertained us?
Anyway, forget them,
Let us tell you about ourselves, our family, today,
Look, our parents got both of us married under their supervision,
They had made jewellery for our wives as well,
- Give me that, - Yes, I will,
- This,, - Let it be, brother,
Keep quiet or it will be recorded in your books,
Right,
This is a small gift from both of us,
Open up and tell us if you like it,
It is very beautiful,
Well done, Bittu,
You made a new necklace for her,
You could have at least sought our advice,
It's made of pure gold, right?
It's made of diamonds, sister-in-law,
You see, you got love from both our parents,
For her, we are the parents,
That's true,
We wore mother's chain for so many years, considering it as her blessings,
It's okay,
You can give it to Babbu now,
She too will get a part of mother's love,
- Right, Mona? - Right, sister,
You should give this necklace to me,
I'll go and get mother's chain,
- Okay, - Yes?
Sister-in-law, I will get mother's love from you, Right?
I never got to feel bothers' love,
Because I don't have a brother,
So, I'll keep this necklace considering it a wedding gift from you,
Sister-in-law, also get mother's chain,
I will wear that as well, Like you had,
- Saroj? - Yes?
What were you saying yesterday?
She will get updated if she stays with you,
She has updated herself, Get the chain,
- Congratulations, - You got what you wanted,
Go, Bring it,
Well done, girl,
You know how this family works, It will now turn into heaven,
Very good,
Keep it up,
Sister, when will we torture her if she goes for her job?
I didn't sleep thinking about the same,
Let her come back and we will give her a surprise,
Chandan, get me some water,
- Hello, aunt, - Hi, aunt,
We fired Chandan,
- Why? - He wasn't working properly,
I was going to say that,
I asked him for tea but he gave it to me without any sugar in it,
Tell me what's wrong with some extra sugar?
Here aunt, have some water,
Thank you, son,
Javi, didn't I ask you to study? Why aren't you studying?
I was studying, mom, I got up because aunt asked for water,
So, will your aunt die thirsty if you don't offer her water?
She knows where water is kept, She can take it on her own,
- Go and study, - Okay,
Babbu, we'll know have to do all the household chores by ourselves,
Look around yourself, everything is so dirty,
What are the sisters-in-law talking about?
Nothing, we were just talking,
Look, when I got married, I took the responsibility of the whole house,
In fact, I even looked after mom and dad,
After that, Mona came and she took over the house,
Now we are happy that Babbu is here,
She will look after the house now, right?
Yes, that is true,
Babbu, go and make tea for Rinku,
I too am in a mood to,,
I am not in the mood, I am not feeling so good,
Then we will have it,
We will have some tea,
We don't have a servant but we do have a younger sister-in-law,
She can certainly serve us tea, Right?
Tea reminds me,,
I was so stubborn as a child that if someone told me,,
,,to make tea while I was watching the Shaktiman series,,
,,I used to spit in the tea before I served it,
I'll go and make tea today,
- No, no, no, It's okay, it's okay, - Don't bother, Sit down,
I didn't want to have tea, I just said it,
- Keep sitting here, - Why?
It's not a big deal, sister-in-law, I'll go and make tea right away,
No, no, no, It's okay,
Keep sitting here, Please, please,
No sister-in-law, it's no trouble, I'll make it,
We don't want it, Really,
Fine,
Then I will go, change and freshen up, okay?
- Good morning, - Good morning, sister, How are you?
- Good, - What's your diet plan for today?
- Let's make something nice today, - Okay,
Look sister, she didn't clean up even today,
- Right, - Where?
- Bhola, come here, - Coming,
Take these plates,
Who is he?
Our help,
He used to work at our uncle's bar,
I had to really convince him to come work for us,
He is in great demand,
Why do we need a servant?
This is a limit, sister-in-law,
I'll go to office,
How will you to handle everything on your own?
He will help you,
That's fine but how much salary does he take?
18,000 only,
- What? - We will provide meals and stay,
We will obviously have to give sweets during Diwali and gifts for his kids,
And it's upto you if you want to give something extra for Lohri,
He doesn't demand much,
No, is he a cook or a software programmer,,
,,that he is being given so many facilities?
Our old servant used to take 10,000,
Don't worry, sister-in-law,
He will turn out to be cheaper than him,
He is very talented,
Really,
Sister-in-law, 8,000 was enough for me,
And you will get 8,000,
Ask your wife not to ask for 10,000 from my mother,
And I'll kill you if you have tobacco here,
- Get lost now, - Okay,
Take this, father,
And here's some snacks,
Sorry, son,
Very sorry,
Babaji got us into trouble,
Babaji's,,
Let me know if you need me to chop onions or tomatoes,
I don't like to sit idle and just eat,
Your mother is very lucky,
We don't have onions or tomatoes at home,
We have garlic,
Shall I bring?
- Vicky, tell me when dinner is ready, - Yes,
I'll serve it,
Thank you, Thank you very much,
We will serve the dinner,
You just need to take the trouble of eating it,
Chotu, keep the refrigerator on the left,
What happened? I'll talk to her,
Look at him looking so sad,
Slowly, slowly, Be careful,
It's so hot in here, Your tea stall was better than this,
Yes, it has a two ton air conditioner installed,
Listen Miss, America, what's your issue with boss?
No issues,
Oh I see, There is no issue,
Then my boss is sad since morning for no reason?
What was the deal you two had made?
You will stay together for a month after the wedding,
And you won't trouble each other,
Why are you troubling him?
Trouble him? It's not like I tried to strangle him in his sleep?
- How did I trouble him? - Bains Sahib, listen to me,
We had discussed that we'd stay as husband and wife for a month,
How will it hurt you if you cook for us?
I and my father have to do all the household chores,,
- ,,in spite of you being there, - Oh, I see,
What does your mother do?
My mother,,
- Tell me, - My mother,,
Got hanged?
Shall I say?
His mother only tries to mess with me,
What?
Bains Sahib, that's her nature, She is my mother,
- And my nature? - You keep quiet,
And you sit properly,
What do you all think daughters-in-law are?
If a mother-in-law is rude then daughter-in-law should bear it,
I have never understood this concept,
The girl gets married and the very next you ask her to start cooking!
Ask her to make tea,
Some want it with sugar some want it without sugar,
You start making demands for lunch even before you finish breakfast!
"Make a dry vegetable and some lentils, along with curd,"
And you cannot have curd without any condiments in it,
If the girl has brought a washing machine as a gift,
It doesn't mean only she can use it,
You too can press a few buttons,
If you want girls to work at home then they should behave like mothers,
Our parents didn't teach us or give us in writing,,
,,that we should slog and die after marriage,
Listen to everything others say,
- Right, Shruti? - Absolutely right,
From tomorrow both she and your mother will work together,
- Yes, - Ask your mother to change her nature,
Understood?
I swear, no one will ask you to add condiments to the curd,
- Okay, I'll get going now, - Go, Shruti,
I'll change his reel today,
- Can't you talk to your mother? - I will tell her,
What?
How was dinner?
Vicky, can I say something?
I have no problem working in your house,
But your mother is very arrogant,
I'll help if she talks to me properly,
- I swear, - You are right,
10 days have passed, 20 days remain,
After that, we both will be where we want to be,
After you leave, I'll find myself a nice girl and get married,
She will tolerate my mother's attitude,
And she won't mind working in the kitchen, Then I will be free,
Then you should hire a maid instead,
Because you won't find such a wife,
You are right,
Can I say something?
When I first met you in the office, I thought you are very arrogant,
But you aren't,
I have never been very rude,
You never go beyond yes sir,
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
I never go beyond yes sir? Where did you learn that?
From Bains Sahib, She is bound to have some effect on me,
Bains Sahib,
She is a nice girl,
Vicky, you are well educated,
Why don't you join a multinational company?
Why are you working in my dad's company, a local one?
Fine, I will get your salary raised to 50,000,
You won't get any better than that,
Look, I am very happy with this much,
- I just fear one thing, - What?
What if your father reduces my salary after you leave?
Oh no,
Vicky must be working alone,
Get up, What kind of a father are you?
Your son is working alone in the kitchen,
And you are still in bed,
Praise the great Babaji,
Vicky,
Vicky, dear,
Where is she?
Papa, food is delicious, isn't it?
Delicious? It's very delicious!
Take this,
You have cooked for us for the first time,
Thank you, daddy,
What happened mother, you didn't like it?
It's okay,
You have never had creamy cottage cheese made by me,
Forget creamy cottage cheese, I never even got to have water served by you,
Keep quiet, Okay then, I will make tonight's dinner,
Then you will know what's called delicious,
Fine, now that it's a competition about who made more tasty food,,
,,then henceforth no one will enter my kitchen,
Mother and I will do all the cooking,
Right, mother?
Mother?
Yes,
Look Sudhesh, she is new here,
She still doesn't know your nature,
You just say it once that no man will cook from today,
That's right,
No man will cook in this house from today,
Congratulations,
You can do the dishes,
Fine, that's okay, That's enough,
Thnak you,
Keep distributing to everyone,
Give it to me,
Praise the great Babaji!
Take this, dear,
You can mix it in anything edible and give it to her,
It will close her throat, mouth and nose,
After that, you'll see that with His blessings, she'll be at your feet,
Praise the great Babaji!
Sister, I hope nothing bad happens,
Nothing will happen,
Well said, Absolutely right,
Now that you are here, all of us will start going to gym,
- It will be fun, - Let's have something sweet,
- Oh great, Favourite rice pudding, - Give it here,
That's amazing,
Here Babbu, a special one for you,
After long time rice pudding,
Aunt, don't eat this, I think mom has added something in it,
I am telling the truth,
Take this, son,
- Thank you, - Welcome,
Great,
Start eating, I made it especially for you,
- You made it? - Yes,
- That's why it doesn't taste good, - What?
It is very tasty, You too have some, Sit down, Why don't you sit?
Brother, you know they offer rice pudding at our place on every Saturday,
And I will eat it every time, I'll eat it today as well,
Okay then eat,
Please don't eat it, aunt,
Aunt,,,
Sister-in-law, yours is better than what they serve there, It's very tasty,
Look how much they love each other, They keep staring at each other,
- You didn't like it? - It is very tasty,
Sister, it has been two hours since she had what Babaji had given us,
It should have done its work by now,
- What do you say? - It should,
- Let's try, - Let's go,
- Babbu! - Babbu!
Let's ask her to do something,
- Babbu! - Babbu!
Babbu!
Yes, sister?
- Babbu,,, - Babbu!
Sister and I would really like to have cold coffee,
- Go and make it, - Make it extra sweet,
Go,
Mummy, it was fake,
You imp! You too have forgotten your manners in her company!
Wait a second, Why are saying to this kid?
Why don't you just talk to me?
This is what was expected from a girl like you,
Hey madam, watch your tongue, Okay?
Your Baba cannot control a Bains,
If I pick up my stick then you'll be running for your life,
What's going on, Babbu?
Don't you have any respect for your elders?
They are my sisters-in-law,
Then your sisters-in-law should behave like sisters-in-law,
They don't need to be my enemies,
At least tell me what happened,
Stop it, That's enough,
Bittu, talk to the lawyers and ask him to draw up papers for separation,
- We are shifting to Delhi, - You don't need to do all this,
Babbu will apologise to you right away,
- Babbu, apologise to sister-in-law, - Apologise?
Apologise for what?
Apologise for loving you or for marrying you?
I don't match up to their standards because I come from a village,
Or should I apologise because I cannot talk in English like them?
- Come on Rinku, this,,, - I don't want to hear anything,
- Apologise, - Like hell I will apologise,
Like they are innocent,
You can stay with your sisters-in-law, I am going back to my village,
"Days last longer than the nights, my love,"
"I just love the way the night behaves,"
"Days last longer than the nights, my love,"
"I like the way moon shines on the courtyard,"
"I like the small stars that twinkle around it,"
"I like the small stars,,,"
"Who knows what's beyond those stars?"
"I just love the way the night behaves,"
"Days last longer than the nights, my love,"
"It was so quiet when you weren't around,"
"Days were so dull when you weren't around,"
"There were bright colour everywhere when entered my life,"
"Where have you been all this time, my love?"
"I don't like silky hair extensions,"
"I just want you to smile a little for me,"
"I keep blabbering and you don't even say a word,"
"I just love the way the night behaves,"
"Days last longer than the nights, my love,"
Mummy, if you are here to talk about my in-laws then I am not interested,
Come on Babbu, what are you doing?
This is not how you live a married life,
It's common for a couple to fight,
Rinku and I didn't have a fight,
His sisters-in-law don't behave,
So what?
- We sisters-in-law too argue a lot, - Yes,
But we never the three brothers a chance to get angry over it,
- We are still living together, - Right,
Aunt, Rinku's brothers are very nice,
I don't know what is wrong with his sisters-in-law,
Babbu,,, listen to me, dear,
It's always easy to live with an easy person,
What's challenging is if you learn to live with a difficult person,
They aren't bad, mummy, They just say wrong things to me,
Look dear, you shouldn't break your marriage over small issues,
People need to work together to make a relationship work,
And that's what you call a family, Isn't it?
I get you, mummy,
But they too need to understand, right?
I am here since so many days,
Did Rinku come here to take me back?
Tell me about it!
Stupid girl, He is sitting outside,
- Rinku is here? - Yes,
Everything will be fine, son, I know my daughter very well,
You don't worry, I,,,
Rinku, what's this place?
It's our new house,
Come,
This,,, is the kitchen,
The living area,
And this is the dinning room,
How is it?
Okay,
Where are your brothers?
Brother has kept that house,
And brother Sameer has taken the bungalow in Mohali,
This one belongs to us,
We need to go day after tomorrow, to sign the papers,
And yes,,
They have kept the branches from Chandigarh to Mohali,
So I took over the one in that,
Are you happy?
I am very happy,
Elated,
Shruti,,
Remove them,
They won't let you go to America,
Best of luck, ma'am
Thank you,
Ma'am, I've brought Lord Hanuman's idol for you,
He will protect you in America,
Thank you, Ganesh,
I know all of you will miss me a lot,
Because the one who spoke rudely with you is leaving,
All of you are very sweet and hard working,
Don't always stay in my dad's company,
There are many multinational companies,
Leave this place and progress, Okay?
Why are you giving them the wrong advice, stupid?
Come on everyone, get back to work, Enough of goodbyes,
Yes, yes, okay, sir,
- Bye, - Thank you,
I am going,
I too am leaving the job in a few days,
Yes, after all you are the daughter-in-law of the Bansal Sweets,
You might have to look after their shops,
No, I have told him beforehand,
I won't be able to handle the till,
I am leaving because of you,
But I am going away,
That's why I am leaving,
After you leave, there will be no one who can match up to me,
I cannot end my day without locking horns with someone,
Listen, I heard that you started helping Vicky?
That's great,
Listen, your Baba is very naive,
He thinks he is very smart,
Just make sure no one takes undue advantage of him,
Only someone like me can handle him,
Then why are you leaving him? Handle him,
Can I say something?
It's hard to find good families especially that stay together,
No, we had a deal,
Moreover, I don't know what's in his heart,
He wanted to get married,,
Be careful, dear,
Bye, daddy,
You are leaving?
Take this,
They will come in handy,
Papa, this change won't work there,
They use dollars there,
It's okay, She can use it on the way,
On the way? Like she is going to America in Punjab Roadways,
She will be travelling in a plane, You know that,
It's a gift, son,
I will miss you,
Look dear, call me back when I'll give you a missed call,
Of course, mummy, I'll go there and share new recipes with you too,
God bless you, my dear,
Bye,
No,
- Come back soon, dear, - Okay,
Oh come on papa, how can she come back?
She is going there to study,
Don't pressurise her, Let us go,
"Oh my beloved, I won't like anything without you,"
"You don't know how much I cry for you,"
"I spend the nights shedding tears,"
"I spend my days thinking about you,"
"You aren't going to come back,"
"You made false promises,"
"Tell me how do I sleep after you leave?"
"Oh my beloved, I keep thinking about you,"
"Oh my beloved, I won't like anything without you,"
"You don't know how much I cry for you,"
You didn't removed bangles,
I like it,
"I was delusional that you would never leave me,"
"My beloved's dark heart had me fooled,"
"I had a desire,"
"But now all the paths were closed,,"
"When will I stop waiting for you?"
"Oh my beloved, I won't like anything without you,"
"You don't know how much I cry for you,"
Mr, Bansal, it is good that you handled this at home,
Sister-in-law, I have seen brothers tear each other apart in court,
Here, sign over here,
First read out the division to everyone, sir,
Sure, of course,
Look, you have three shops, you have distributed those mutually,
Each brother is getting one shop,
As far as household things are concerned,
520 grams of gold, 4 diamond sets,,
12 bowls and 6 plates made of silver, 9 gold cups ,,
,,and including the cash in the bank the total comes up to 38 million,,
That's enough, sir, Get the signatures,
Sign,, Here you go, Mr, Bansal,,
Here,
Here you go, Mr, Rinku,
Let's finish this,
Wait a minute,
Let us first see if you have distributed everything properly,
We have distributed everything properly,
Did I miss any item?
Not an item, you missed relationships,
Does it mention that after the separation,,
,,Rinku cannot address them as sister-in-law?
And the kids cannot address me as aunt?
Can we seek each other to share our joys and sorrow?
Will one brother refuse to help another when in need?
If this is how you want to distribute the relationships after the division,,
,,then we don't want anything from it,
We just want my brothers-in-law to always support me,
And no matter how angry my sisters-in-law are with me,,
,,they should never stop the kids from seeing us,
Babbu is right, Mr, Mehra,
We don't want anything,
My brothers and sisters-in-law have practically raised me,
That's more than enough for me,
Let's go, Babbu,
Open the gate, sister-in-law,
No, I won't,
So, what will you do?
If you are so stubborn then do it yourself,
Our Punjabi wind is set,
You'll get a though competition,
You have troubled us a lot,
Now you are trying to escape now when it's our turn?
Well done,
Sister-in-law, you have great command over your Punjabi,
You kept talking to me in Hindi unnecessarily,
We wouldn't have fought if you had spoken to me in Punjabi,
I swear on God,
Please forgive me if I have said anything untoward,
- It's okay, - It's okay,
Well done,
This is what I had expected from you two,
If one woman won't help another then who will?
I apologise to you on their behalf, Let's go inside,
Brother, everything is fine now, Don't ruin it,
- Everything is fine, - This is how he is, Let's go inside,
- Let's go, - Everything is fine,
- Let's go, - Let's make tea for everyone, sister-in-law,
- Everything is fine, brother, - Sister-in-law, I'll make tea today,
- Are you sure? - Yes,
Everything is fine?
- But she again spoke in Hindi, - Come,
Let's go,
Brother, quickly move this car,
You got me delayed yesterday as well,
I can get another one only if you move this one,
You are back? Shall I order tea?
Tea?
What is wrong with you?
Hello?
Bains Sahib, why do I feel as if I like Shruti?
Like her or love her, huh?
The same,
Then why are you saying this to me? Call her up and say it to her,
She left for America,
Her flight leaves today?
She left?
- I dropped her to the airport, - What time is her flight?
Six,
Then call her up,
They waste a lot of time in the flight giving instructions, Call her up,
- Are you sure? - Yes, call her up,
- Will she answer my call? - Call her up,
- It's not ringing, - Send her a voice note,
- She will hear it, - Bains Sahib,,
Send her a voice note,
- Are you sure? - Don't make me slap you,
Hello? Shruti, this is Vicky,
I know that you are a very nice girl,
And my family likes you a lot,
If you find a nice boy there then it's okay,,
Stop this nonsense!
Hello, Shruti?
You won't find anyone better than Baba there,
You are just wasting your time,
Baba loves you a lot,
He is pining for you,
And you too like him,
Then what's the use of wasting any ink?
Listen it is very difficult to find good, nice families,
I too am living with a good family,
It is fun with love with people close to you,
You will get more education and stay all alone,
Moreover, Baba isn't going to divorce you,
So you won't be able to remarry,
So it is better that you come back and settle down with Vicky,
- Come on, say I love you, - Bains, I love you,
You idiot, say it to Shruti and not me,
- Shruti, I love you, - Yes,
And there it goes to your wife,
Did we do the right thing?
Don't make me hurt you,
Oh no, why is my father calling me?
Did we send the recording to him?
Answer it,
Hello? Yes, daddy?
It's not your daddy, it's your mother, Shruti!
What?
You were so eager to drop me at the airport and leave for office,
And you didn't even go to office,
Come home, We need to make dinner,
- Okay, - I am sure you must be loitering around with your friends,
I am coming, mother,
- What happened? - Shruti came home,
Congratulations, buddy, Go home then,
I hope she doesn't ask me how much did I recover today,
After all she is Chadha's daughter,
And you are Bains' friend, Go, I'll do the recovery,
- I will anyway not take you along, - Why?
If a client says no, you will get angry and break his head,
- I'll handle it, You go, - Okay,
- Yes, - Yes?
- I am here, - Good, Now peel the potatoes,
Didn't you hear me? Peel the potatoes,
Don't we have to make dinner? I need to go back to work tomorrow,
I need to sleep early, I have so much work to do,
Here, peel them,
Peel them,
"Sidhu Moose Wala,"
"Hey yo!"
"The kid!"
"She is a daughter of a Sardar, She has pride,"
"She has ego, And she has attitude,"
"She is a daughter of a Sardar, She has pride,"
"She has ego, And she has attitude,"
"She is a daughter of a Sardar, She has pride,"
"She has ego, And she has attitude,"
"They keep their heads down when they pass by her,"
"Even those who are fearless at battlefield,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"Just listen,"
"She doesn't fall for just anyone,"
"She played with weapons and not dolls,"
"She doesn't fall for just anyone,"
"She played with weapons and not dolls,"
"She doesn't fall for just anyone,"
"She played with weapons and not dolls,"
"She is fierce like Mai Bhago,"
"She clears whatever delusion anyone has about her,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"She prefers guns over anklets,"
"Her parents treat her not as their daughter but as their son,"
"She prefers guns over anklets,"
"Her parents treat her not as their daughter but as their son,"
"She prefers guns over anklets,"
"Her parents treat her not as their daughter but as their son,"
"Who knows whose daughter-in-law she is destined to be,"
"People keep praying to God,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"She is not romantic at heart,"
"She prefers to listen to Moose Wala's songs,"
"She is not romantic at heart,"
"She prefers to listen to Moose Wala's songs,"
"She is not romantic at heart,"
"She prefers to listen to Moose Wala's songs,"
"The lyrics he pens down adds insult to injury to those against him,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
"She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun,"
"Everyone's scared of her,"
- "She is like Jeona Morh's shotgun, - Dismiss,"