Dancing with the devil tryin' to catch me
Dancing with the devil, I'll never be free
Dancin' with the devil, tryin' to catch me
Dancing with the devil, I'll never be free
Dancin' with the devil, tryin' to catch me
Dancing with the devil, I'll never be free
Dancing with the devil,,,
Hey, where you goin', son?
Hey, I'm goin' down where those two roads meet,
I know where that's at, Hop in,
All right, thank you,
Well, son, you play that thing?
Yeah, I think I'm the best that's ever been,
That's why on my way down to the cross roads spot,
Make myself a deal,
-Want a drink? -You know what? That sounds really good,
I'm a little nervous, I've heard about the place,
I'm not sure if it's true,
I'm here to tell you it's all true,
That's good,
Well, here we are,
Hey, you oughta take this with you,
'cause I think you're gonna need it,
All right, Thank you, sir, I appreciate it,
It was a pleasure meeting you,
Hey, son, how you doin' today?
You are real,
I'm as real as can be,
What is this?
Well, you've probably never seen nothin' like this,
This is the fastest bike in the universe,
Never been beat, She ain't never been beat,
Wow!
So I understand that you're a blues man,
-Yes, sir, -Yeah?
How would you like to have the best blues songs ever?
Yes, sir,
I could probably make that happen,
When I drove up, I seen you had a bottle there,
Why don't you give me a drink of that bottle?
I think we can make us a deal,
So do I need to sign a contract or anything?
No, you ain't got to sign no contract,
Yeah, I'mma make you famous, brother,
OK,
You'll make it, You'll make it big,
I'll see you in a couple of years,
I'm crazy as loon
Damn!
Hey, man, you ever play tiddlywinks?
'Cause I don't think pool is your game,
That's a good one, kid,
Why don't you shut up and play Freebird?
Why don't you buy the album?
I you guys knock that shit off,
Break it up,
Stop!
Help me, brother, Get him outta here,
Jerk, Get your ass up and leave,
Man, that guy's an idiot,
Yeah, he's drunk,
Give me a towel,
The hell,
Hey, man, I'm sorry, Big G,
I'm getting tired of your shit, Charlie,
Me? He's the one that started it,
He's gotta have a place to play too,
You guys are over here bumpin' around,
-Put me over here in the corner, -Well, I'm tired of your shit,
-What do you mean, man? -Well, what do think I mean?
-You owe me money and,,, -You still owe me $300!
Well you owe me money and I'm gonna take your guitar until you pay me,
-I only owe you 200, -So I owe you a 100, then,
OK, give me my money,
All right, I give you a 100
if you go bring me my 200 back, how's that?
Yeah, I'm coming back to get Sweaty Betty,,,
Well, I hope you do 'cause I don't play guitar,
-Now, give me my $100, -All right, brother,
-Let me get it, -I'm tired of this shit,
You'd rather see some guy shoot pool than me play my guitar, right?
Yeah,
Here's your $100,
-Bring me another drink, -Shut up, Henry!
-You know what? I'm done, -I'm done too,
Man, it's messed up in there,
Yeah, rough one, brother,
-Shit, -Hey, man,
-Yeah, what, man? -You even know how to play Freebird?
Seriously?
Really, dude? Seriously?
Really?
I ain't never gettin' home,
Man, why can't I ever get a break?
Say, it looks like you're having a bad night,
You don't even know about a bad night, OK?
Got fired from my gig, lost my best friend,
He's keepin' my guitar,
My old lady's probably leavin' me
and my motorcycle won't start,
I can help you with that,
I'll start off by startin' your motorcycle,
-Hey, man, how the hell did you do that? -That's Big Daddy,
There ain't nothin' he can't do,
Big Daddy? Hey, man, who the hell are you?
That's for me to know and for you to find out
when you start your new life,
Mr, Deeds, lets go ahead and roll on outta here,
You got it, boss,
REBEL ON THE HIGHWAY
I can't believe what happened, man,
Unbelievable,
Been friends all those years
and he just throws me out and keeps my guitar,
I'm at the end of my rope,
Unbelievable,
Man, who the hell was that guy?
How the hell did he start my bike?
Man, that was some weird shit,
Hey,
Hey!
What are you doin'?
-Hey, baby,,, -Why are you sleeping out here?
Did you bring the rent money home?
I got like $100 of it, You know Big G fired me,
First, I gotta get my guitar back and shit,
I can't,,, You lost your guitar?
I'm gonna go to some other clubs
-outside of town, -No, Charlie, no, no, no,
-Look, I'll go talk to the landlord, -No more, No more,
No more, It's,,, I can't do this anymore,
What do you mean you can't do this anymore?
I can't do it!
-Get out, -You know what?
OK, I'm gonna give you some time on this, all right?
There is no time, Charlie, I don't wanna do this no more,
I need stability in my life, all right?
-You know what,,,? -You know what?
And don't even think about taking my dog,
You'll see, I'll be back, I'll show you,
That's right,
Man, I have a feeling, this is gonna be a great day, man,
If the blues was money
I'd be a millionaire
If the blues were money,,,
Shit!
Man, are you all right?
I don't know, man,
I'm sorry, man,
I just took my eyes off the road for a few seconds,,,
-Man, you almost killed me! -Man, I'm sorry,
Who the hell are you, man?
You was on your cellphone!
Man, I'm not gonna lie to you, I was talking to my stockbroker,
Yeah, Hey, you know what?
Is there anything I can do for you?
-Let me see that, -Ow!
-Want me to call for some help? -Look, I'm not gonna lie to you,
I got no insurance, man, My license's been suspended,
I've been having a really shitty day, man,
I don't need any of this, man,
That's an old motorcycle, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a '59 panhead,
Well, I've got a bunch of bikes, Can you work on bikes?
No, man, I'm not a mechanic, I'm a musician,
You might have heard of me, I'm Goodtime Charlie,
Goodtime who?
Goodtime Charlie, the guitar player,
No, but you're not gonna believe this, man,
Two months ago, I won the lottery
and I've started a new talent agency
and I'm booking people all over the world,
Here's 700 just to start it off,
if you need more to fix that bike,
I'll help you out, man,
but do you wanna come over to my house
and I'll let you check it out and check you out
and I'll see how good you are
'cause talk's cheap, are you really that good?
Let me introduce myself, I'm the man that's gonna be,,,
-Hey, Buster, -Yes, sir,
Hey, Buster, man, check it out, I kinda messed up over here,
Can you see if you can align that back up?
Sure, boss, were you on your cellphone again?
Are you psychic or something?
Man, this is a really nice bike, man,
Hey, Goodtime, Come on and check out the house,
Well, well, well,
Ol' Goodtime Charlie,
I got you now,
Looks like you got a mini studio over there,
-Well, yeah, -Can I play the acoustic?
-Anything you want, -Right on,
Knock yourself out,
Hey, come on, baby!
Let's take a little ride
Make me so proud, baby
Made in the USA
Well, I'm rollin' on Down the highway, baby
Diggin' the way I feel
Well, there ain't nothin' Like my ol' two wheels, baby
Made from Milwaukee steel!
-That's the one I really put a lot of,,, -Bravo!
-My cook out there, -Thank you, brother, thank you,
-So, what do you think, man? -I like it, I like it a lot,
You know, man, it's a,,,
-There's a lot of,,, -I'll tell you why I like it,
Because it sounds good now,
When I get a full band behind you in the studio and stuff
and put some pizazz to that, it's gonna be incredible,
Man, I can't believe this is all happenin' like this,
Nyla! Nyla,
Give me the information to book Goodtime Charlie
for a big concert, would you please?
Who?
Goodtime Charlie,
Who the hell is Goodtime Charlie?
Now, don't worry about that,
-Just get me the information, all right? -OK, OK,
Man, you sure know how to pick 'em,
She knows how to book bands,
She always gets calls from the agencies,
Why, yes, we do, He's actually our newest signed artist,
You signed somebody?
You wanna book him at this year's Buffalo Chip?
-Who is that? -It's Woody,
You gotta be kidding, Give me that,
Yeah, Hi, this Mr, Lucky?
Hey, Woody, How you doin', man?
I'm looking to book Goodtime Charlie
for a big concert here at the Buffalo Chip,
You want him for a headliner for the whole,,,
OK, great, Woody,
All right, Nyla will send you a contract,
we'll get after it, Bye,
Hey, wait a second, man,
Man, you guys are my lucky,,, Man!
Listen,,,
What the hell was that all about?
This is magic, man,
Somebody's arranging something, man,
Man, I can't believe this is all happening,
Man, I'm gonna work hard, You'll see, man,
I'm gonna be a big star,
Wait here, I got something I gotta show you,
OK,
What happened to my bike?
I sent it to a friend's shop to get fixed,
You didn't have to do that,
Duct tape and some bale and wire,
No, we don't do stuff like that around here,
but look, I got some good news for you,
-More good news? -Yeah,
The American Biker Band has gotta have the American bike,
This is Captain America
and I'm givin' it to ya,
I want you to have it,
Don't let me down now,
But I wanna go for one last ride,
So why don't you hop on that springer and we can go for a ride,
This is unbelievable,
Hey, whose bike is that?
That's my Uncle Mickey's,
Now, that I think of it, he hasn't been feeling well,
Maybe we should ride over there and visit him,
I think he could put you on the right path,
You know what? It would be an honor, man, so let's roll,
He's gonna find it
The boy's gonna find that motherlode
Yeah, yeah He's bound to find it
Down at the motherlode, yeah
He's gonna find it
Find,,,
Find that motherlode
Oh, he's gonna find it
Find it
This is your Uncle Mickey's house?
Yeah, Goodtime, Take a seat and I'll be right back,
Hey, Phyllis, Look who's here,
-Hey, Uncle Mickey, how you doin'? -Hey, brother, how you doin'?
-All right, -Hey,
I gotta 1947 knucklehead for you when you get outta this bed,
Anyway, the reason I'm here, I just signed this new kid,
His name's Goodtime Charlie,
I want you to meet him,
He's gettin' a little cocky
and I think maybe you can straighten him out for me,
I can straighten him out all right,
All right, well, I'm gonna bring him in, if that's all right,
-Get him in here, -All right,
Hey, Goodtime, I want you to come and meet my Uncle Mickey,
-Uncle Mickey? -Yeah,
-All right, -You can meet him,
Uncle Mickey, this is Goodtime,
How you doin', brother?
-Your uncle is Mickey Jones, -Yeah,
Yeah,
You played with Bob Dylan when he went electric,
I did play with Bob Dylan when he went electric in '66,
Man, it's an honor to meet you, man,
And you've done so much and you ride,
-I do ride, -You one of us,
I got on my first motorcycle in 1958,
Well, you know what?
All my songs are about motorcycles,
No one's ever done this, man,
I'm gonna be bigger than Kid Rock,
I'm gonna work hard and make you guys proud of me,
Hold on,
Just the fact that you said,
"I'm gonna be bigger than Kid Rock,"
That's no big achievement,
Look a that wall,
Seventeen gold and platinum albums,
Do you see how modest my uncle is?
The Rolling Stones and the Beatles opened up for him,
That's true,
So, don't get yourself too excited about yourself,
I've always been a solid drummer, man,
I listen to a lot of your stuff growing up
and actually tried to play guitar along with it,
Be true to yourself,
Write those songs,
And stick with Lucky, You'll be fine,
I don't know how to thank you,
I really appreciate you guys giving me this opportunity,
And what an honor it is to meet you,
-I really,,, -You too, brother,
I really appreciate it and you know what?
In a nutshell I'm gonna make this work,
You'll see, I'll keep my head on my shoulders
and make you guys proud,
If you make us proud,
you'll be on top of the game,
Hey, Goodtime, could you go outside?
I need to speak to my uncle for a minute,
-Sure, man, -I'll be right out,
It was an honor meeting you, Mickey,
Lucky, he seems like a good kid,
Well, I appreciate you talking to him like that
'cause you know what the kids got a lot of talent,
I got that '47 knucklehead waiting for you,
-I'm ready for it, -I love you Uncle Mick,
-You too, brother, -Thanks,
God bless you, Thank you for coming by,
Thank you for bringing Charlie,
All righty, We'll see you,
I got a feeling this kid is gonna go through some hard times
before he gets it right,
Milwaukee steel
Still riding
Milwaukee steel
Still riding
Milwaukee steel
Still riding
Milwaukee steel
Welcome to the show,
Tonight's guest is taking the motorcycle world by storm,
We're talking about Goodtime Charlie and Mr, Lucky,
Mr, Lucky, you have taken a big time chance here
on a biker musician,
-Welcome to the show, -Thank you, Walt,
-Thanks for having us, Walt, -Gentlemen, thanks,
So, Goodtime Charlie, you came out of virtually nowhere,
You've made it big in the motorcycle community,
You've been writing great songs,
You play all the big motorcycle events
all across the country, United States and in Russia,
So, Lucky, how did you find Goodtime Charlie?
Well, you won't believe this,
but I literally ran over him in my car,
-True, -I really believe in fate
and,,,
-That's why we're here, -That's why we're here today,
Well, that's a great story,
We're gonna be looking for Goodtime Charlie
coming to a bar,
maybe a motorcycle event rally near you at some point,
I hear though, that there's a reality TV show in the works
and gentlemen, thanks again for coming on the show,
I can't wait to have you both back,
I appreciate you coming on TV with us today,
Well, thanks Walt, I'd like to come back again,
Sure,
Well, did I do a good job?
You did a good job and a deal is a deal,
This is your contract,
It's over,
Now I gotta have Michael Lichter here today,
No, I don't wanna hear, "He's too busy,"
I mean, Kim, you know how much money I put into this guy, right?
So at this stage, Whatever it takes, OK?
I need 'em,
Do I have to remind you about Las Vegas, man?
You know what I did for you? I need you to do a Vegas for me,
Hey, Mr, Lucky, Sorry to interrupt your lunch,
I went to the photo-shoot you asked me to do,
Dressed like that, wearing Mary Poppins slippers?
-What difference does it make? -What difference does it make?
That was Michael Lichter,
the top photographer in the motorcycle world,
Man, he called me and told me to be there in 60 seconds,
Get outta here and go do your show,
You know what? Enjoy the rest of your lunch,
Can I get a shot of whiskey here?
-Of course, -Give me a hit of that,
-Here you go, -Let me explain something to you guys,
I got a biker band, OK? We don't really do all of that,
I'm telling you, rap's gonna sound really good,
-Well, my rap's gonna sound really good, -And we have the best vocals,,,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
This is what I'm gonna do, OK?
Hey, I don't want you think that I'm not a gentleman
and that I won't treat you right,
My producer and the guy that hooked me up, OK?
I'll get you guys an audition
-with Mr, Lucky, -An audition?
-Yeah, with Mr, Lucky, -Yeah, no problem,
-Hey, Ashley, what are you doing? -Yeah, I got the money,
I told you I wanna be bothered, can't you see I'm in a,,,
Boss, boss,
-Seventy grand, -I ain't too busy for 70 grand,
-Seventy grand? -Remind me to,,,
-Wait, who is that? -Mr, Lucky,
-Who? What? -Mr, Lucky,
That's the one we were just talking about,
Yeah, I know,,,
Thanks, What?
-Hey, I can't hear you, -No, I got some people here,
-Yeah, -Make sure to tell him about us,
Mr, Lucky!
Hold up, Hold up, Hey, girls, look,
I'll get you an audition
I'll take you on my brand-new boat, Let me take this call,
-Boat? -What?
OK, I'll go outside,
Yeah, thanks,
Can you hear me now? Yeah,
Seventy grand, man, What's up?
Steven just called me up,
From the studios, man,
And wants you to do a soundtrack, right?
And be the lead character in the movie,
Man, no, no,
You don't wanna?
You don't wanna do it?
You haven't even heard the name of the movie yet,
Bikers and Vampires,
Man, bikes ain't,,, Vampires ain't got nothin' to do with,,,
What, no, that's bad for my image, man,
You outta your mind? That's gonna blow--
-I thought that worked with bikes, man, -No, man, No,
Hey, why can't I just go back out on tour? I mean we made a bunch of money,
Hey, you what this'll mean to the company and everybody?
Look, I just don't wanna do it,
I'm gettin' off the phone,
And just think about it, You're gonna do it, man,
Yeah, I'll think about it,
Acting, I can't believe this,
Hey, man, where did my girls go?
-Who the hell are you? -Why don't you have a seat,
I'm a shot caller in my own home and you're gonna tell me to sit,
You know what? OK, Yeah, start talking,
-We've got things to talk about, -Yeah, I wanna hear it,
Let me start off with, how do you think you got all this stuff
all this money and your stuff there
and that big band you've got
that's making you all that money
and that big fancy ski boat you got,
Now, you think you got all that on your own?
No, I got that with my talent, man,
No, you didn't get that with just your talent,
I helped you get that stuff,
OK, when you first seen me,,,
Think about it, You'll remember,
I need you to sign this thing, Just right here,
Touch that red dot for me,
-Touch that red dot? -This is a deed contract,
So you want me to sign it and touch that red dot,
Yeah, yeah, that what I want you to do,
Yeah,
First of all, it wasn't just my talent,
Mr, Lucky, he helped me get a lot of this stuff
and I'm very loyal to him, I ain't signin' a damn thing,
Do you know where Mr, Lucky got his money at?
I got that money for him,
You don't worry about Mr, Lucky, you just sign the page,
You need to get back to the old folks home,
I think you lost a little something up here,
I see you need a little time to think about this,
Let me tell you, you will sign it,
I can take away as fast as you got it,
Man, get the hell out of my house,
And don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you,
There ain't no need in using profanity,
Get!
-I'll be seeing you, -Man, get outta here!
This,,,
What are you doing on my couch?
Where's the key to my bike?
Right there,
-No,,, -Hell, no,,,
-I brought the money, boss, -Come back,
I don't need any of this stuff anymore,
-Come back, -Come back,
We'll get 'em, We'll get 'em,
-We already got 'em, -He'll come back
Something got me runnin' Runnin' from myself
Don't know where I'm goin' but I got to find some help
I think I got the devil watching over me
Gotcha hear me callin' Callin' out your name
I've got to find an answer To end this game,,,
You can live it by yourself
Excuse me, I just ran out of gas,
Any way I could buy some gas off of you?
Yeah, I've a little gas here,
Man, that's the best news I heard all day,
Well, come on in,
I just made some lemonade,
Here's your lemonade,
Man, you're Guitar Shorty,
One of the best blues guitar players ever,
Well, thank you,
So, what do you do? Work on motorcycles now?
Yeah, that's what these guys put me to doing,
That's the bikers' King,
-Ben Hardy, -Who's that?
That's they guy that built the bikes for the Easy Rider movie,
Wait a minute, then that's a replica
out there that I'm riding?
You're damn right,
Hey, man, how come you gave up playing music?
The Devil been chasing me since I was a young man,
The Devil? That's what's going on with me right now,
-Is there anything I can do? -You can do like I did,
Give it up, Give it all up,
Or talk to Deacon Jones,
The Voodoo King,
How do I find this Deacon Jones?
Just go up the road and then you see an old tree,
You turn right by the old tree and you will find him,
-All right, man, Thank you, -He can get you out of it,
Can I get that gas from you?
-Yeah, man, I'd be glad to give it to you, -All right, man,
One moment,
It was an honor meeting you,
Thank you, it was nice meeting you too,
You sure did help me out,
I'm definitely gonna find that Deacon Jones,
And thank you for the history lesson, man,
-Anytime, -Next time I come through, we'll jam,
OK, Hey!
-What about now? -Right now?
Yeah, right now,
-All right, man, Let's do this, -OK,
-Man, you still got it, -You too,
-You sound good, -I'mma come back,
Deacon Jones?
No, man, I ain't Deacon Jones,
Son, if I was you, I wouldn't go no further up that trail,
Hey, you hear that?
Can I help you?
Yeah, I'm looking for Deacon Jones,
Follow me,
Hey, man, you Deacon Jones?
The one and only,
Man, I'm glad I found you,
I got myself in a heap of trouble,
A blues man, Guitar Shorty, I met on the road
said you probably the only man that can help me,
You been duped by the Devil,
Man, I'll do anything if you could just help me,
Well, young man, I'm gonna have to think about it,
No, Deacon, You don't have to think about it,
Look at the boy,
You can see by his eyes, he's got a good heart,
All right, Here's how it works,
You have to give me something, Something,
I got money, man, I got some money,
No, no, no, no,
Not no dough,
You gotta give me somethin' from your heart,
Hey, man, I got my Mississippi saxophone,
How 'bout if I play you a little tune?
How do you sound?
-How's that? -Let's get down to business,
Mamma T, go get my gree gree book,
-Thank you, -You're welcome,
-Now, did you sign anything? -No,
Did you touch anything?
No, man, no way,
Did you accept anything?
Man, I've been accepting a lot of things lately
but I had no idea,
Looks like we have a voodoo loophole,
So, what do I have to do?
Well, it says here,
"He thinks he's the best of everything
that nobody can beat him at nothing,"
We just have to find something you're good at
and it's not your harmonica, that just ain't gonna cut it,
So is there a clause somewhere that says I can get somebody else,
a good friend or somebody that' s good at something
-or does it have to be me? -Yeah but it has to be of the bloodline,
My cousin, Rocky, man, Motorcycle racer,
He's the fastest man on the planet,
Well, young man, I'm gonna give you
something you can really use,
That you need from the gree gree book,
Man, there ain't nothin' on here,
It comes to you as you need it,
Well, I'mma take your word for this,
Thank you, Deacon Jones, for helping me,
I keep rollin' on down the highway
Ridin' with the boys
Well, keep, keep keeping me runnin'
We're makin' all kinds of noise
Long time, no see,
I was wondering who had come up on that nice bike,
-What's up, cuz? -Man, it's good to see you, brother,
How you doin'?
Man, I got myself in some trouble,
I don't even know how to figure, I don't know it's so confusing,
Come on, House boat and some beer,
That sounds like a great idea,
I got that gree gree helping me
Do you believe in the Devil, cuz?
Of course I believe in the Devil,
He been after me ever since I got in the fast lane
I thought you was gonna think I was crazy or something,
What's the story? And give me the short version,
The Voodoo King said that if I could beat the Devil in a race,
I could get my soul back,
What does that have to do with me?
He also said it could be somebody in my bloodline
and I ain't never seen nobody beat you in a race,
If I could beat the Devil,
that would make me the fastest man in the universe, I'm in,
I don't know how to thank you, man,
You can thank me by takin' a ride with me,
I'm in,
,,,that Louisiana Voodoo
I got that gree gree helping me
Got my mojo working,,,
It's really you, man, Can I get a picture with you?
-Sure, man, What's your name, brother? -TY,
Are you Goodtime Charlie from the Buffalo Chip?
Yeah, man, Yeah,
Easy, back up of him, That's my cousin,
Goodtime Charlie's your cousin?
Yeah, he's my cousin,
We're getting ready to go for a ride,
And we're comin',
-It's all right with me, -Let's go,
-All right, man, let's go, -Shit,
All right,
Flyin' down that highway
Bandidos!
We're down in Louisiana
Georgia, Alabama
Texas too,,,
Play some Stevie Ray Vaughn Blues
Well I'm rollin' down the bayou
and I'm feeling alright
See Rock Stone ridin'
On that ol' turtle bike, yeah
Going down the road now
you and me rollin' down that highway
Bandidos!
Hey, cuz, We sure had a lot of fun last night,
Remind me of old times, but, boy, y'all party hard,
You boys can run, man,
You just got spoiled out there in California,
I guess,
What's up with that gree gree paper you got?
Yeah, man, the gree gree paper, Deacon Jones gave it to me,
I guess he said it was supposed to help us with the race, man,
but it's a blank paper,
He said it'd come to be when I need it,
Who's Maria "Levoo"?
Maria Levou?
Yeah, Maria Levou?
-Yeah, -It's saying I gotta meet her,
She's the Voodoo Queen,
I just met the Voodoo King, now I gotta meet the Voodoo Queen?
-I know where she's at, -You do?
She down in the bayou,
-Can you take me to her? -Yeah,
Most people won't go there though,
When you find out when and where the race is,
you tell me,
So I can beat that old Devil,
I got your back, cuz,
Nobody
Whoa,,,
Nobody
You don't know
I'm nobody
Can voodoo like I do
And nobody can voodoo like I do
And nobody
Can voodoo like I do
You have such bad energy,
You gonna have to let that go,
You have been summoned to me
by the great Deacon Jones
to fix what may not be fixable,
Do you know what?
You still got some goodness in your soul,
There maybe hope for you yet,
Sometimes I feel like dying Will take away my fears
'Cause I think I got that devil Watching over me
Ante up, boys,
Where the hell am I?
You're in limbo,
You're gonna keep coming back till you get it right,
How come I can't get out of this chair?
Sweetie, your soul is weighing you down,
From what I hear, you're getting ready to lose it,
Everybody in?
Yep,
-Yep, -Yep,
-You feelin' all right, Bill? -Throbbing pain in the back of my head,
I gotta be dreamin',
Nope,
Yeah, you're in limbo, That's right,
Check,
I'm all in,
Somethin' smells awful fishy, You've been winnin' all night,
It's easy playing against you amateurs, I'll see you,
What do you got?
Aces and eights,
This must be lucky day,
I got two aces and three sevens with it,
Full house, you lose,
Hey, that's a dead man's hand,
I think it's time for you to leave, sonny,
So long, Sparky,
Guess I think I got the devil Watching over me
But I think I got to heaven finally
I'm back home,
Shit,
Unbelievable,
There's a rider on the highway
Hope you guess he's me
There's a rider on the highway
Hope you guess he's me
He can get you into trouble
That's how he got his name
Life goes by, pretty fast,
It's what you do in the middle that counts
You know, you're right,
Don't tell me about no devil
'Cause I know he's real
He's always at the crossroads,,,
Something's got me runnin'
Runnin' from myself
I've got to get an answer
And find some help
'Cause I think I got that devil
Watching over me
I think I've got the devil
Watching over me
Hey, everybody, this is Sporster Hank,
coming to you live from the Biker's Inner Circle underground radio
with all the cool happenings in the world of motorcycling,
Now, there's a rumor going around
that there's gonna be one hell of a race
between our infamous racer, Rock Stone,
and an unnamed racer,
We don't have an exact location for it just yet
but we understand it's gonna be somewhere in Lodi California,
Folks, you're not gonna want to miss this,
So I took that interstate
North on 75
I hit Chicago about rush hour
Traffic didn't bother me
I was walking a mile closer
-Hey, boss, -Hey, boss,
-How's it going, boys?
Son, where have you been?
Me and the boys been riding around the universe,
-checkin' things out, -My God,
So good to see you back,
Who's this over here?
This is Missy, she's an angel,
-Really? -Yeah,
All right,
Wait a minute, what do you think of her?
Sounds pretty good,
See, I told you were good,
All right, let's hit the meeting room,
Hey, boss, glad you're back, How was your trip?
Actually it went really well,
What's up?
Well, it looks like we have the usual souls up for jeopardy
but I see here that we have a two soul for one shindig,
something about a race,
Two souls for one? That's against the rules,
Buckin' the system, making stuff up, you can't do that,
-No, no, -No, no,
Gotta put an end to this stuff,
Now, son, Now, son,
If you had kept those archangels under control,
we wouldn't be in this dilemma that we're in,
I'm trying to listen to the great music from Missy the angel
and all you're doing here is just yelling,
Make sure she really left,
-All good, -OK, angel, you can go too,
OK, we gotta settle down and get back to work here,
So those two boys actually challenged Lucifer to a race?
That Lucifer, that's a tough one,
He's got a really, really fast motorcycle
called the Iron Voodoo,
We're gonna have to keep tabs on this situation,
help those two boys out,
Meanwhile, Rafael, I want you to check out
this Rock Stone and his turtle bike
and find out everything you can about them,
-And who in the world is Goodtime Charlie? -I don't know,
I'm gonna have Gabriel keep tabs on 'em, help those guys out
till we figure this all out,
Nice bike, man!
Man, it's Goodtime Charlie,
-Yeah! -Yeah!
I gotta take of a little business in here,
but you guys have a beautiful ride where ever you're going
and God bless y'all,
It's Goodtime Charlie, What are you doing here?
Trying to rub it in my face?
Actually, I'm here to apologize to you, man,
Our friendship means a lot to me, man,
-So what are you drinking, brother? -Some JD would be cool man,
Yeah, how you doin'?
How's the rock star life treatin' you?
Man, not too good,
I came here because I'm in trouble,
I've got a story to tell you and you might think I'm crazy,
I don't know if you believe in the Devil
but I'm tellin' you sure as I'm standing here, he's for real,
I believe you, brother, What do we gotta do to fix this?
Met this guy, Deacon Jones, the Voodoo King
and he gave me this page out of this book
and it's tellin' me stuff to help me out,
It just told I gotta go to Hollister,
A place called Johnny's Bar,
Yeah, I know where that is,
Look, man, I'm askin' you to come help me,
What about the bar, man, can you come with me?
We'll lock it up and we'll roll,
Oh, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Rebel on the Highway
Long time on the road
I'm on a Rebel on the highway
Been along time on the road
You sure can hear me comin'
Mother earth shakes
Wherever I go
Yeah, this is Hollister here,
Yeah,
Man, this is a pretty cool place,
Yeah, this is Johnny's Bar,
What happened to your paper? It had writin' on it,
Hollister, remember?
Yeah,
I don't get it, man, Now what? What do we do?
Let's go sit down and have a beer and figure it out,
You know what, man? You go in, I'm gonna get some air,
-All right, -This is driving me nuts,
What's crackin'?
Welcome to Johnny's, what can I get you?
A shot and a beer, maybe,
-I got you covered, big buck, -Cool, good lookin' out,
No way, You know the bartender buys the drinks here,
you've been here before,
Let's go with a shot, First, I'll have 'em with ya,
-Oh, you can drink? -I can,
I can drink a lot,
Hey, what are you doing?
You know, you're not supposed to be drinkin' on the job,
Hey, Fanny, don't worry about what I'm doin',
I can handle a few, We'll get it,
You got it like that?
Well, you know what? She's just lookin' out for me,
-Oh, that's good, -She's a good gal,
Here's to you guys,
-Cheers, -Salud,
Salud,
Yeah, that's good,
So you ever heard of the Boozefighters and Wino Willie?
-Well, that's kinda why I'm here, -Really?
-Yeah, -You've come to the shrine,
Really?
OK, cool,
That's Wino Willie, That 's a bit of history,
-Yeah, -Yeah,
-That's where we put 'em, -Yeah,
-So, who you here with? -A friend of mine, Goodtime Charlie,
-Where is he? -I don't know where he is,
He was sittin' right there,
Where did he go?
Well I'm rollin' down, baby
A long time ago
Just like Indian Larry
Rode on that old Iron Buffalo
Well I'm here to tell you About the tradition
We all should carry
He was a motorcycle ridin' dare devil Called Indian Larry
How the hell did I get here?
If it's got anything to do with Deacon Jones
and the gree gree paper?
Deacon Jones helped out Indian Larry
and many other folks in the motorcycle industry,,,
I'll tell you a story about Indian Larry
and give you a little somethin',
He was buildin' a full-on motorcycle
called the Chain of Mystery,
Beautiful, beautiful motorcycle
like you see out there on the showroom
That thing was built out of a chain
out of a regular hardware store box,
And he thought, "This is the craziest motorcycle in the world,"
It's gonna be the fastest and baddest motorcycle he's ever built,
That bike's become such a treasure,
He had all those little things that most people wish they had,
He definitely was one of a kind,
I surely got myself in a mess with this mystery rider,
I gotta win this race, So I really appreciate it, man,
Very excited that you came,
I got this little something for you,
You know?
-Is this for the bike? -Yes, it is,
You can feel the energy just pouring off of this,
Hey, man, thank you, man,
Is that?
-I believe it is, -No way,
Wow!
Hey, man,
Thank you, I'm gonna need all the help I can get,
Yeah, you are, Good luck,
Where'd you go?
I've been standing our looking for you and you were gone,
Hey, man, I was in Brooklyn,
-No, -I was!
-Ah, come on, really? -No, really I was in Brooklyn!
You gotta,,, I'm telling you, man,
Let's go get a drink,
-What? -Let's go, Get in here,
-Come on, come on, lets go, -Quiet, Be quiet,
Well, hurry up,
Look, I've seen on TV, a credit card,,,
You can open it up with a credit card,
Yeah, well, maybe they left the door unlocked,
Just move, Let me see, Come on, Look,
Watch, Come on, let's go,
-How'd you do that? -How'd I didn't,
I've seen it on TV too,
We're lookin' for the million-mile bike,
Hurry up, Come on, Get movin',
Come on, there, it's right there,
-Come on, Hurry, -Yeah,
Right there, Hurry!
OK, Wait, wait, It said to kneel down and touch the bike,
-For real? -OK,
How long before we go? Hurry,
-I don't feel anything, -What?
You know what, Big G? I am starting to feel something,
Goodtime Charlie, what are you doing in here?
It's after closing time,
I thought you was already gone
and that the place wouldn't be open till next year,
It's a long story, but Deacon Jones,
the Voodoo King, gave me this paper
-and he told me the Devil,,, -Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
There's a lot of great stories here in the museum
but yours is a whopper,
Now just do what you gotta do and you should be ashamed of yourself,
-I'm sorry, we're going, -We're gonna get outta here right now,
I'll see you next time and thank you so much,
-You have no idea what you just,,, -Get out, Get out,
OK, OK,
Damn, Got my big ass wore out,
I was right about the museum, wasn't I?
No, you almost got us arrested,
I'm telling you, it's this gree gree paper,
Look, I was right,
-Look, -Yeah?
I told you, look,
-Just like,,, -One big rock,
-You believe me? -Yeah,
Look at this, This big cavern, Look, this is it,
I don't know, let's start lookin',
Just a big rock,
We got some kinda sack or something,
Look, let's start lookin' over there,
I mean, it hasn't been wrong yet,
-Where? -Look,
I told you, I told you, man,
-Yeah, you almost put us in jail, -It's this paper,
-What paper? -This paper,
-Let me see it, -Don't touch it!
AHHHHH!
Hey, you dummies, What are you doing?
Don't you know where you are?
What just happened?
You're in the Salt Flats,
That's hallowed ground,
Look, man, I'm telling you it's freaky stuff,
it's gree gree paper and Deacon Jones,
-Are you gonna help me or not? -I told you I would,
Well, you know what, man, We're in a big jam,
You got any money?
-No, it's all in my bike! -You got any water?
-Just hitchhike, man, -Hitchhike? There ain't no cars out here,
Hey! Hey!
Wait, he's stoppin', he's stoppin',
Brother, can you give us a ride to the next town?
What are you guys doing out here in the middle of nowhere?
We're trying to get back to our motorcycles in Sturgis,
Most people ride their bikes, bro,
Brother, we're just trying to get back over there,
Can you help us or not, man?
Hop in but if you think about doing something funny,,,
We just need a ride,
We are on a mission we really need some help,
-Hop in, Let's roll, -Thank you,
It old you, man, Just hang in there,
Deacon Jones said this gree gree paper's
gonna make things happen for us,
Brother, thank you for helping us, man,
We really appreciate you helping us,
How'd you guys end up in the middle of nowhere?
Man, if I told you the story, you wouldn't believe me,
But in a nutshell, we're just trying to get to my cousin Rocky
and there's this race happenin',,,
-You don't mean Rock Stone? -Yeah, yeah,
-No shit, -Yeah,
-Man, -It's important we get there,
-Man, I gotta take you guys to my shop, -No time for that,
No, listen, I've got something there that'll help you,
No, you don't get it, We gotta get back to our motorcycle,
Check this out, don't make me open the glove box,
We don't need all that,
Hey, man, this is a really nice shop,
Thank you, thank you,
Yeah, You got somethin' goin' on over here,
that's what you want us to see?
Got somethin' for you, hold on, hold on,
Now, I'm over anxious,
-Bird feed, -Bird feed?
What is that gonna do?
So, let's see some of it,
What's in it?
It's my own special formula I've been workin' on
for a long time,
It triples the octane in fuel,
It's like putting nitrous into the bike but it's not,
You know what?
You got somethin' to put it in, let's check it out,
-Absolutely, Absolutely, -This ought to help cousin Rocky,
Yeah,
Let me give you a little shot of what it looks like,
Let's have a drink here,
So, you guys wanna see this in action?
Yeah, 'cause it don't look like nothin',
It looks just like regular fuel,
Yeah, let's go to my old man's bike,
-Really, let's check it out, -Walk, walk,
-See who's wasting who's time, -Yeah,
-That guy was for real! -It's that fuel!
Wow! Oh, man!
Hey, definitely, man! Right on!
-We need this fuel! -I told you,
-I'm sorry, man, I apologize, -"Waste our time,"
-I apologize, -Wasting your time,
-Look, please,,, -What about you, big boy?
Man, I don't get down on my Knees,
Man, how'd you figure that stuff out?
-Yeah, that stuff'll work, -Been working on it,
Man, you need to market that stuff, man,
-Got somethin' else to show you, -What? More?
More,
In here? Let's go check this out,
-Can't you guys read? Wait right here, -Come on, man,
We wanna see what's going on in there,
What the hell's he got in there?
I don't know,
No, what are you,,, Get over here, quick,
You know better than that, Come on,
Geez,
Wow! Look at that,
What?
Wow!
You guys ain't seen nothin' yet,
Man, something's on fire back there,
Don't worry about it,
Look at that,
Listen, you guys need to stand back,
Last time I did this, I blew the whole shop up,
-Wait a minute, you blew up,,, -Yeah,
But I'm not gonna add as much this time,
-You wanna win the race? -Man, I need to win the race,
-All right, -That's gonna make it better?
-Yes, -Back up, back up,
You know what? He might have something here,
Emulsion,,,
-Yeah, -Yeah!
-I think I got it, -Yeah!
-No! -No?
Hurry, run!
You guys, wait, come back!
Shit, Back to the drawing board,
Hey, guys,
-How you doin'? -Good,
-Where you headed? -Trying to get to Los Angeles,
Cool,
We're going up north but we'll take you
as far as the main highway, if that's cool,
-Cool, -You got a helmet?
I got a helmet,
You do? Come on, let's go,
So, what are you stoppin' for?
Man, we still got ways to go,
Yeah, we'll, it's starting to get dark out here,
We're gonna have to get a fire built,
So, you think we should camp out,
Is that cool with you?
-Yeah, -I now a spot right up here,
-About two miles down, -All right, let's roll,
Hurry up before it gets dark,
-See you got a fire going pretty good, -Yep,
I put some blankets down, I'mma put some wood on the fire
and why don't you let her use that blanket,
-Yeah, -Thank you,
-I'll put some more wood on the fire, -,,,for the night,
So, since we're gonna be here all night,
what's your name, young lady?
They call me Tattooed Songbird,
Cool, I'm Big G, and this is Goodtime Charlie,
-Pleased to meet you, -Goodtime Charlie, I know who you are,
-You're famous, -Well, that famous thing
ain't what it's cut out to be sometimes,
Ain't that the truth,
I'm glad we pulled over, man, Shit, Long ride,
-Yeah, rough day, -Yeah,
Why do you have to go to LA?
I want to go to LA so I can be a star and play my music,
Let me hear what you got, Let me hear you play something,
Thank you, Can you hold this for me?
I sure can,
Hey, let me borrow your lighter,
-Ain't every,,, -That'll work,
Ain't every time you get to have a campfire
and a concert all in one,
Thank you, guys, so much for picking me up,
Well, we've been through a lot of stressful stuff
and this is kinda peaceful right now,
so we're enjoying this,
-Nice, -All right,
There was once a time in my life
-Gettin' pretty hot over here, -Yeah,
Real and just right
I,,,
I have loved you
Play it, girl,
And you,,,
You loved me too
Yeah you
You loved me too
He was nice
Remember then
I,,,
I still love you
You,,,
You loved me too
Yeah, you,,,
You loved me too
Hey, man, you Grott?
Last I looked, I was,
You got a question for me?
Or are you gonna stand there like a dummy?
Well, it's something to do with this gree gree paper,
-I don't know how to explain it, -Maybe you're not as stupid as you look,
Gree gree papers again, Damn Deacon Jones giving my shit away,
Just standing there again, Bring me the paper,
Yep, All right, I think I got what you need here,
Here, you're gonna need that,
Now, I'm gonna explain this to you, once,
So, listen up, shut up and try to keep up,
Well a minute, I'm not-- What up with this paper?
You don't get it, do ya?
You're goin' up against the fastest bike out there,
I got my cousin Rocky and his turtle bike
Rocky's fast, He can stick a launch every time,
But you're gonna need every little bit of help you can get,
So take these magic bolts,
stick 'em in your pocket,
do no take them out until you get to the race,
Well, thank you, man,
I don't need any more friends, I got my dog,
-OK, it was nice meeting you, -Get the hell out of here,
Thanks a lot,
-Hey, Goodtime, -Yeah?
-Good luck, -OK, man,
You're gonna need it,
Man,,,
Come on, get up,
Come on, get up, let's go,
-Get up! -OK, yeah, yeah,
What's this in my pocket? Feels like bolts,
-Yeah, -Let me see,
I don't think I'm supposed to pull 'em,,,
Whatever, Come on, Let's go,
-Right, right, right, -We gotta get goin',
-How you doin', young lady? -Good morning,
-Sleep good? -I did,
So, about 20 minutes up the road there's a split,
We're gonna go up north but it goes to Bakersfield and toward LA
and I think you have a pretty safe journey,
This looks like trouble,
I don't think it's a good idea for us to eat here,
I'm hungry and I don't care about no hill-billy cop,
Let's just get in there and eat and get outta here,
All right, let's hurry up and get it over with,
Got a weird feeling about this place,
It smells good in here, Come on,
Let's sit right here, man,
We gotta,,,
-Come on, we gotta go, -OK,
-Hey, baby girl, what's your name? -Gabby,
Hi, Gabby, can you get us a pot of coffee?
We have one brewing right now,
What can I get ya?
Six eggs, eight pieces of bacon, hash browns, apple pie
and some orange juice please,
How would you guys like your eggs?
That was all for me, I don't know what he's eating,
He's a big eater,
How about a BLT and some orange juice?
And thank you,
Boy, is she bitchy,
Just be cool, man,
No one's laughing, make faces,
Don't look at 'em, man,
He's trying to egg you on,
He can't do us nothin', It's America,
Well, thank you, All right,
Nice town you got here,
-Cops,,, -Standin' up lookin' at us now,
This ain't,,,
He can't do us nothin' if we don't do nothin',
He's leavin', so we're good,
Yeah,
Look, let's just eat and get the hell out of this town,
-All right? -Yeah,,,
Why's he over by my bike? Look at 'em, See,
Hey, just calm down,
Just don't worry about it,
-I'mma see what's going on, -Don't do it,
No, no, no, no,
Hey, what's he doin'?
Hey, what the hell you doin' out here? Hello?
What seems to be all the ruckus?
Why are you under my bike?
I was just admiring this fine motorcycle,
Well, thank you, but why are you
up underneath it with a flashlight?
I thought maybe there was a fuel leak,
I thought maybe you were puttin' something there,
I was just trying to help you out,
I thought there was a fuel leak,
Well, I don't need any help,
What's with the attitude, stereotypin' and you know,,,
-Do you have a problem? -You wanna take me in or something?
-OK, we can do that, -Really?
-Yep, -Hey, man, lets just,,,
Wait a minute, what are you,,,
When am I gettin' my phone call and I go to see the judge?
See a phone in here?
No,
Well, this is the circuit court judge
and you won't see him till Wednesday,
Wednesday? The law is three days and you see the man,
That's right,
Man, Hey, how you doin'?
How are you?
I've been having a real bad day, This town's crazy,
I'm starving, looks like you got food,
can you make a cheeseburger?
-Yeah, I can do cheeseburger, -Yeah, look,
I don't like ketchup and onions and tomatoes and stuff,
-Just give me some mustard and a Coke, -A Coke?
-Yeah, Thanks, -Right up,
Damn,,,
Man, you're a lifesaver,
-Can I get a Coke too? -Yeah,
-Man, I'm feeling hungry, -Me too,
Man, you got tomatoes and onions and everything, Come on,
This whole town's crazy,
I'll make it again,
Why don't you quit crying and eat that shit?
-Man, who the hell are you guys? -You need to get your ass outta here,
Right now,,,
Hey, you three, knock it off,
Billy, we're just trying to help,
I mean it, Get the hell out,
-All right, man, We're gone, -Go,
-We're outta here, -Man, we cool?
Yeah, we're cool,
All right, man, Calm down, Just calm down,
Wow, man, Dude, I'm sorry,
I'll eat it, Just bring that and I'll eat it,
-Sure? -I'm positive,
-I can make another one, -No, no, no,
I'm good, Just, yeah, man,
Thank you,
Man, I didn't mean to get you upset,
I just had a rough day today,
Anyway, thanks, I'll eat this, OK?
How long you been workin' here?
Not long, It's hard to keep a job,
What? You got a good education? Did you finish high school?
Yeah, I went to high school, finished,
and then ran straight into service,
I was in Special Forces and did three tours in Afghanistan,
-No shit, -Yeah,
Came back, Part of me did and,,,
Man, look, first of all, thank you for serving our country,
I apologize, I didn't know, I would've never,,,
That's all right,
-Can I ask you a question? -Anything, brother,
Looks like you've been on the road for a while,
You the one that pulled up on that bike?
Yeah, I'm Goodtime Charlie, You ain't heard of me?
-Nah, -Let me tell ya,
-You like motorcycles? -Hell, yeah,
-Come check out this bike, -All right, Cool,
Man, sweet?
-Yeah, -Is that cool or what?
-It's all American, man, -Yeah, it's a panhead,
And it's like the Easy Rider bike, man,
You ever see that movie?
-Yeah, -Yeah, man, You ride?
-Nah, -But you know how to ride, right?
Yeah, My grandfather and my dad, they rode,
-But,,, -That makes you third generation,
Yeah, I just,,, I can't afford one,
You know what, Billy? Today's your lucky day,
It's yours,
-You gotta be kidding me, -What you did for our country,,,
You take care of your family, man, and enjoy this motorcycle,
Well, thanks, Goodtime, I'll see you,
Hey, guys,
This dude just gave me his motorcycle,
Goodtime, Goodtime Charlie,
-Goodtime who? -Goodtime who?
I don't know,
-It's killer though, man, -Awesome,
-Man, killer, -Thanks, man,
Thanks, guys, yeah,
Well, certain things should be implied
Smokin' weed with your friends
'Cause everybody just wants to get high
What goes around comes around Will come around again
But occasionally you will see
Some asshole who's bogarting
Tell 'em puff, puff, pass,,,
-Hey, how you doin' man? -You all right?
-Yes, thank you, -How you doin', baby?
Good, honey, what can I get for you?
Shot of whiskey be cool,
So, it's a pretty neat place right here,
-What's the name of it? -It's Tumbleweed,
-How long has it been here? -Over 30 years,
-How much I owe you? -Nothing, First rounds on me,
I'm really likin' the Tumbleweed,
Well, this for you later, OK?
-Thank you, baby, -Right on,
You look really familiar, Where do I know you from?
A lot of people say that,
I got one of those faces, you know?
Yeah, I ain't nobody,
I don't know, You look like somebody,
I just can't put my finger on it,
Well, I don't know, I'll tell ya what,,,
Can you give me another shot of whiskey?
,,,Come on! Come on! Come on! Get it!
Come on, you got it, You got it,
There you go, yeah,
Bring me a big one! Bring me a big boy,
I got something for you,
-We got somebody for you, buddy, -Come on,
Bring somebody who's got some horsepower here,
-Yeah, man, -Yeah!
-Yeah, I got this, -Let's see what you can do with this,
He's a linebacker or some shit,,,
-Get 'em Shane, -Come on, Shane,
What the fuck? Who is this guy?
He's a wrap, Where's the bouncer?
Anybody out here?
Come on,
Right, you need to get this guy out of here,
-Come on, -I'll leave,
-But I'mma take a couple of girls with me, -Yeah,
That's it, Get out now,
No,
If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands
That's it,
If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands,
If you're happy and you know it Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands
-Do you know that guy? -Unfortunately, I do,
But it's a long story,
Hey, you know somebody named the Medicine Man, dude?
I can't say I've ever heard of that name
but if anybody would know, it'd be Brownie,
How can I get in touch with Brownie?
He's sitting right behind you right now,
Hey, man, you Brownie?
Yeah, who's asking?
Goodtime Charlie, Man, you know a guy named Medicine Man?
Yeah, the Medicine Man, He's at the end of town,
There's a trail that leads you to the Devil's Gate,
-That way? -It's a journey,
-Pretty long walk, -A journey,
Well, I appreciate it, man,
What the hell you got goin' on here?
-Would you like a brownie? -Yeah, man,
All right, a brownie,
-Brownie brownies? -World class,
-It's cool in here? -It's cool in here,
All right, well, my nerve's a little messy,
Don't eat the whole thing, man,
You crazy?
What happens if you eat the whole thing?
You eat the whole thing, man,
you'd be like this guy over here,
Look at him, man,
He ain't doin' too hot right now,
-Wait, he ate a whole one? -He ate the whole thing,
-How long has he been out? -For a minute,
-Yeah, -I'm gonna take a little bite,
Can I ask you a question? How come they call you, Brownie?
Man, I got the best brownies around,
-All right, -All right?
Wait, I got a plan for this, Thanks a lot, you be happy,
Yeah, yeah, Safe journeys, Charlie,
And I like to fight
But you know I'm in a lovin' mood tonight
So, hop on the back, babe
Are you Goodtime Charlie?
Yeah, man,
Charlie,
Can you sing a song?
It's Goodtime Charlie in the house,
It's Goodtime Charlie,
Let's give it up for these guys, These guys sound great, right?
Hey, I knew I knew you from somewhere,
Yeah, I just didn't wanna go through all that huss and fuss
but yeah,,,
How 'bout that drink for the road?
It was really nice meeting you, but I gotta get going,
Hey, Trixie, Got the sheriff's lunch right here,
Hey, Billy, thank you,
Will you put it up there on the counter, please?
Hey, uh, the sheriff down the street? This his lunch?
Every day,
Wow, you know what, Trixie, I will have that drink,
Yeah, sure,,,he loves that chicken friend steak,
Really?
It was real nice meeting you, This is a great, great establishment,
This is to you, OK?
Nice seeing you,
All right, I'll see you later,
Hey! Wait, Can I get your autograph before you leave?
Yeah, sure,
And do me a favor, Tell the sheriff enjoy his lunch, OK?
-Will do, -All right,
Thank you, Have a good day,
Hey, Jimmy, come on in,
Get away from them dishes for a couple of minutes, huh?
-Yeah, -All right,
Hey, sheriff, here's your lunch,
-Trixie said hi, -Tell her hi,
Where's my lunch at?
You're not gonna get any till later,
It's my lunch,
Would you tell Trixie I'm gonna need a meal
for this biker scum that I have,
Yeah, all right, Will do,
I ain't even got a phone call yet and I'm hungry,
Thanks,
Probably write this out faster,
Sure smells good,
Yep, Sure does, I can't wait to get into this,
See what we got aw,,,
-It's a brownie, -I want some,
No, you're not getting any of that, I love brownies,
Where's my food? You're messing with my civil rights,
I think I'm gonna just eat this brownie, Man, look at that,
My mouth's watering,
Yeah, mine too,
That's the best damn brownie I ever ate,
This is a good brownie,
-Yeah, -This is the best brownie I've ever had,
What's the matter with you?
Daddy, I'm telling you,
this is the best damn brownie I've ever had,
You oughta try some of it,
Come on, give me some, I'll take some,
You ain't gonna one crumb of this,
-What? -No crumbs,
What's wrong with you?
Nothin', I'm fine,
Don't worry, granddaddy,
I'll take care of them biker scum,
Let's make a deal, Let me outta here, Come on,
I got the key to your freedom, right here,
-What are you doing? -Did he eat the whole thing?
Keys are over there by the basket,
He's gonna be out for a while,
Cool, let me outta here,
All right, man, Sucker,
Man, let's get you outta here, man,
-All right? -I gotta get my keys right here,
All right, man,
-Where's your bike? -Hey, man, I gave my bike away,
-What do you mean you gave your bike away? -It's a long story,
-Get on the back, let's go, -I'm not riding bitch,
Let's just get out of here,
I'll hitchhike if I have to,
Let's just get you out of here, Let's go,
-Where's my bike at? -Right here in the front
-but I'm not riding, -You caused this,
-What do you mean? -I'm not riding bitch,
Well, then,,,Let's go,
Let's get outta here,
,,,saddle up the horses, Round up the posse,
Can't take no more, No more,
Shut him up, I'm not done with him yet,
Who the hell is here now?
No, please,
Please,
Nick, Hold it,
Yes, master,
I need you to something very important for me,
This guy called Goodtime Charlie,
And he runs with a guy named Deacon Jones
and they got this little book, gree gree book,
And that thing's just been tearing me up,
I need you to take care of this guy now,
Who is this Goodtime Charlie?
He's a thorn in my side,
-Go take care of him, will you? -Yes, sir,
What about him?
Hey, boss, we got a big problem,
What's going on?
Lucifer is sending Nicky Boots,
-Nicky Boots? -Nicky Boots,
To deal with Goodtime Charlie,
All right, I got this handled, You can go,
Michael, Michael,
-Michael! -Really?
Yeah, I need you to do a job,
You gotta get a hold of this Nicky Boots guy
And stop him before he gets a hold of Goodtime Charlie
and messes up that race,
Who is Goodtime Charlie?
Never mind, pay attention to what I'm telling you,
Stop Nicky Boots before he messes up that race,
Consider it done,
Man, I ain't ever doin' this again,
Well, I think we got a way,
-You think we lost 'em? -I hope so,
We were going pretty fast,
At least I got you out of that Mayberry jail,
Anyway, it's saying that this is the trail,
-Medicine Man dude that way, -All right, let's go,
It's saying I gotta do this on my own,
I gotta go by myself,
What all this I've been through I don't get to go?
Big G, remember what happened at the Salt Flats?
-Yeah, yeah, right, -Gree gree paper,
-Don't mess with it, -Yeah, Yeah,
-Let me do this on my own, -All right, brother,
-Handle it, I'll be here waiting, -Don't leave this spot,
-No matter what, -I'll be here waiting,
All right, man,
Who in the hell are you?
You were right, They are a bunch of knuckleheads,
Hey, old timer, you have any luck down there?
Hey, you ever heard of a guy called Medicine Man dude?
Yeah, you gotta go down here and across this creek,
Walk up the other side, It's up there a ways,
You'll see a big bunch of rocks,
This paper must be backwards or something,
So, I'm on the wrong side of the creek,
Thanks for the directions,
Hope you get lucky there and strike it rich,
-Good time's over for you, Charlie, -I beg to differ,
Michael!
You the Medicine Man dude?
No, I'm not, you knucklehead,
-That way? -Up the trail,
Nicky, consider your boots resold,
Smells like Nicky,
Hello!
Medicine Man dude!
You the Medicine Man dude?
About damn time you got here,
Come,
Now that you have done all the tasks from the gree gree paper,
you are worthy of the sacred rock from the sky people,
This is a really strange-looking rock,
So what do I do with it?
You must give it to the race warrior,
Your amigo cousin, Rocky,
This has made your mind, body and soul as one
and you're ready to battle Lucifer,
How did you acquire all this knowledge?
I'm the Medicine Man dude,
It's time that you must go,
Man, I don't know how to thank you,
-Hey, Goodtime -Yeah,
From this day on,
everybody's gonna know the name Goodtime Charlie,
It's about time,
"Goodtime,"
Man, what happened? My glasses, My goodness,
-What? -What the hell happened to you?
I don't know, some scary guy went by and blew it in my face,
Look, I got the sacred rock,
It's from the Medicine Man, It's the last thing
-we needed for the race, -Cool,
-Well, let me have it, -OK, guard it with your life,
-Let's get over to that race, -Get on, let's go,
What? Who's bike is that?
That's the guy that blew the stuff in my face,
Well, he ain't gonna be needin' it no more,
I'm gonna take that bike,
-Let's go, -Follow me,
Slow down here,
You damn fool, What's going on here?
We're in a hurry, We got to get to the race,
-Hold on, Hold on, -My cousin is depending on me,
You'll understand that I'm here to help you,
-How are you helping me? -I'm not your enemy,
-Who are you? -I'm Gabriel,
-Gabriel? -Gabriel,
Really?
The Gabriel,
-Wait right here, -We can't though,
Look, even if you are Gabriel, we're late for this race,
I gotta get there, my cousin's counting on me,
You're not goin' anywhere till the boss gets here,
Who's the boss?
The big bossman,
Well, how do we get 'em,,,
-I guess we're gonna wait, -We'll wait?
I'll send him a message and tell him
you'll be here when he gets here,
He's on his way,
It's a beautiful day here in Buffalo,
Seventy-eight degrees and sunny,
Get up out of bed,
There's as big race happenin' somewhere around Lodi,
that's on the left coast,
There's a mystery racer in this big event,
And whoever he is, he's gonna have to bring it
'cause he's going up against our beloved Rocky,
the fastest man on the planet,
Hey, Boss, I got 'em,
Seems like everybody on two wheels
is headed there from all points and in between,
If you leave right now,
you just might be able to make it,
Good opportunity to smell some burnt rubber
and drink some cold beer,
What's the password?
I got the password right here,
Should we let 'em in?
Alright,
Yeah, that's what I thought,
Charlie!
-Yeah! -Yeah!
I got here, brother,
I got all this stuff from the gree gree paper,
Man, Gabriel,
Goodtime Charlie, My man, I got a message for you,
All this time Mr, Lucky's been on your side,
He was your friend the whole time,
He wasn't hanging out with the Devil at all,
His heart was in all of this,
He wanted to see your dream come true,
That's the truth, I ain't lyin',
All right, man, I got this gree gree,,,
All this stuff to,,,
Deacon Jones and gree gree book,
I got the bell from Indian Larry's,
I got the rock from the sky people
from the Medicine Man dude,
I got all this stuff, I hope you get it on the bike,
Gary, bring that over here, man,
All right,
-All right, -All right, man,
So, let's get it on the bike,
-Just look over here, -What do you mean, "over here"?
Yeah,
,,,he ain't nobody,
You're gonna blow him off the road,
Can I get an interview?
The boss don't do interviews,
That's right, You got it,
Come over here, baby, what you need?
What's your name, mystery rider?
I go by a lot of names, What name you lookin' for?
Well, I don't know, I just need to know,
Odds are, they're saying
that Rocky's gonna beat the shit out of you,
-Get out of here, -Come on, You gotta go,
-You're goin' down, -I need an interview!
Can I get an interview?
,,,fuel!
Hell, all you need now is a little booze,
Whoa, whoa,
Oh, you're a Boozefighter,
All right!
Yeah,
Awesome,
What the hell?
-Who is that? -Who is it?
You're all right, man, I've been worried about you,
Goodtime, I've been worried about you,
You're all right, I had nothing to with any of this,
Just found that out, You know how crazy this is
but you know what?
I don't even wanna talk about it, we gotta win this race,
-Let's go win this race, -Come on,
Brothers and sisters!
Welcome to the race of all races,
-Yeah! -Yeah!
For those of you who don't know,
this road is treacherous,
It's been responsible for many deaths over the years,
Hence, it's earned it's name, the Devil's Tail,
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Now, riders, you wanna know about rules?
There are no rules, You know why?
Rules are just an excuse for the losers when it's over,
So we got none, We got one thing to remember,
Whoever crosses the finish line first, wins,
You OK with that?
Let's do this, Fire 'em up,
Yeah!
Man, that Rocky is a bad Montana,
Are you a musician that rides a motorcycle
or are you a biker that plays music for motorcycle people
preserving our history?
You know that answer,
There's guitar players all over, Guitar players are a dime-a-dozen,
Good ones, Ones that play from the heart,
ones that can really tell a story
and convey this brotherhood
They're not too easy to find,
Charlie, I think that you can do that,
And when you leave me, I want you to go do that,
It's all right, You might have got away this time, Goodtime Charlie,
-Next time,,, -Hey, where am I?
,,,I'll get you,
Baby, you've been here all along,
Goodtime, you still got that gree gree paper I gave you?
Yeah, Here, man,
Goodtime Charlie,
now you're a bona-fide motorcyclism blues man,
Mamma T, get to Goodtime Charlie's book,
Indian Larry?
David Mann?
John Lee Hooker,
Mark Twain?
Einstein?
Man, you sure have helped a lot of famous people,
Well, I do what I do,
Hey, man, I surely thank you for helping me,
What do I do now?
Now, we're gonna have some fun,
You ready?
Let's go do it,
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Ladies and gentleman,
my cousin Rocky saved my life and my soul,
Straight outta Louisiana,
The fastest man on the planet,
This song is dedicated to you,
Rebel on a highway
Long time on the road
He's a rebel on a highway
Long time on the road
Ain't nothin' gonna stop this rebel
Not the rain
The heat or snow
You know about the snow, don't you, Dave?
Well, I been on down To the crossroads, yeah
I been on down since I was 12 years old
Twelve years old
Well, I hear my train a comin'
I hear Deacon Jones, hear Deacon Jones Don't you know?
Deacon Jones!
Deacon Jones! Deacon Jones!
Deacon Jones!
Ladies and gentlemen, Gabriel!
Mr, Charlie Musselwhite,
Gabriel on a Mississippi saxophone,
We got a blues man over here, Mr, Guitar Mac! Mr, Guitar Mac!
When I was a young boy
About the age of five
I have something between my legs, boys
Keep a lot of folks alive
Now, I'm a man
Well past 21
You better believe me, child
I know how to ride
Yeah!
It's Guitar Mac, Give it up, everybody, Guitar Mac,
There's a rebel on the highway
Yeah
Long time on the road
On the road
Fast as lightening
As my motorcycle going down the road
Yeah
Going down the road
'Cause I'm a rebel
Yeah!
I'm a rebel, yeah!
Well, I'm a rebel
Rebel, rebel, rebel, rebel
Bring it on down
The godfather of the B3 Hammond organ, baby, right there
Bring it low, everybody
Come on, Deacon, let me feel it, let me feel it,