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(Cliff heavily exhaling)
- I don't like you and you don't like me,
(Cliff chuckles)
(phone chirps)
(phone ringing)
- [Marco] Ah-ha, Big Cliff,
What's up man?
- Marco, my main man,
Down to the bottom, need more,
- All out, I'm waitin', - Shit, man,
Well, when's that gonna be?
- [Marco] Hopefully, today,
- (sighs) Well, let me know when you do know,
All right? - Fo sho, you be cool,
- Yeah, yeah, you be cool,
- Peace, - Yeah, peace out, whatever,
(Cliff deeply inhaling)
(hand tapping)
(hands clapping)
Good morning, sweetie,
- Good morning, Daddy,
You have blow all over your nose,
- What?
Oh, shit,
Is it gone?
- Yeah, why do you do so much blow?
- 'Cause it gives me an edge and I need that,
In the corporate world,
everything's about screw everybody else,
I gotta be sharp as a razor, twice as sharp,
It's worse than dog eat dog out there,
It's wolf eat wolf,
And those bastards want me outta there,
See, I've reached the corporate glass ceiling,
Can't go any higher than head of department at NFK
without moving into executive,
and executive is all a Japanese,
And you may or may not have noticed,
but I am not Japanese,
- You're too tall,
- That's right, and that gives me an advantage,
Let me teach you a little something
about having an advantage,
When you've got an advantage,
you have got to take advantage of it, pshew!
- Okay,
- [Cliff] And do me a favor, will ya?
Stay outta my shit, okay?
- I don't even like blow,
- [Cliff] Then why'd you steal half a gram?
- It was for my friend,
- Oh, Emily who used to be Joel?
- Yeah, she's got a hard life,
It's not easy being transgender,
- I can imagine,
I find it challenging enough just being one gender,
- Apparently, there are like 200 genders nowadays,
And look what I got stuck with,
- Oh, don't you talk like that,
You are beautiful,
- Okay,
- So, you goin' to school today?
- I guess,
- What do you mean you guess?
- I hate school,
I think I'm gonna drop out,
- (stammering) Are you shitting me?
You've already dropped out of two colleges
and I had to eat the tuition both times,
And Northern was fuckin' expensive!
- Well, look at it this way,
Community college isn't nearly as much,
- (laughs) So now you're saving me money, I suppose,
Wait, that's bullshit; you pay for it,
And so what are you gonna do now?
You're gonna have to get a job, you know?
- So I'll get a job,
- [Cliff] Yeah, and then you'll quit after three days,
- Daddy, please, can you just leave me alone?
- Don't you have any ambition?
- Hmm, no, - None at all?
Don't you wanna be somebody?
- I am somebody,
- Yeah, you're right,
You're a professional dropout,
- But it would be nice being rich,
- [Cliff] Oh, and how might you achieve that?
- I figured I'd just outlive you,
inherit all your money,
You know, at the rate you're going,
it shouldn't even be that hard,
I'd be surprised if you even made it to 60,
- I am going to slow down, I swear;
once I get a little bit of time, which will be soon,
- Sure, - You watch,
- Okay,
- So you see your mother lately?
- No, - Talk to her lately?
- No, - Why not?
- Because I hate Matt,
She has terrible taste in men,
- Hey, hey, watch it! - Not you, Daddy,
You're wonderful,
- Good answer and you're right,
I am wonderful in my own charmnoxious kind of way,
So what's wrong with Matt?
- He's just a horrible, sloppy, disgusting drunk
and Mom's zoned out on benzos all day
watching the Home Shopping Network
buying shit she doesn't need,
I hate it there, - Well, then stay here,
but go to school, - Okay,
- Listen, I got to go to work,
We will talk about this droppin' out shit later,
- Fine,
- Look, I don't get it,
Why drop out at all?
I mean, aren't you takin' bullshit classes,
like underwater basket weaving and poetry anyway?
- Creative writing and history,
with your old buddy, Aaron, - That's right,
That sounds great, but, look,
I gotta go, honey,
We'll talk about this later, - Okay,
- I love you, muah, - Love you, too, Daddy,
- And stay away from my blow! - Okay,
- And don't touch my Diet Coke,
- Never,
(birds chirping)
(engine revs)
- (heavily sighs) That girl is gonna drive me to drinkin',
(Cliff chuckles) (lighter clicks)
If I don't start drivin' that hot rod Lincoln, yeah,
(smooth jazz music)
- Fuck everything,
(smooth jazz music)
(dog barking)
(brakes screeching)
- Stupid mother fuckin', get the fuck outta the way!
(dog barks) Get a life!
(smooth jazz music)
(Aaron heavily sighs)
(water gushing)
(smooth jazz music)
(water sloshing)
- Fuck, (jazz music)
(motor whirring)
(plastic clacking) (jazz music)
Fuck,
(Aaron heavily sighs)
(birds chirping)
(lighter clicks)
(Aaron slurping)
I can't drink this,
(coffee sloshing)
(can pops)
(Aaron guzzling)
(Aaron heavily sighs)
(Aaron groaning and coughing)
Every day is a miniature eternity,
(smooth music)
No,
No!
(quirky music)
No, Jesus,
No,
No, Jesus Christ,
No, not Teddy,
Franklin Roosevelt, close,
Still wrong,
What caused the Great Depression?
My dog died, funny (chuckles),
What brought the end of the Great Depression?
Xanax; okay, funny man,
There's an F, that stands for funny,
(pen clatters) (quirky music)
(sighs) Blessed Circe,
(quirky music)
Oh, I love the Beer Bash!
The one day of the year where getting smashed
is not only condoned, it's encouraged,
All right, can anyone tell me
when the first drug laws were introduced, anybody?
Come on, just try,
You,
- In the '60s, - No,
Anybody else?
You, - In the '20s,
- No, in 1729 in China when the emperor banned the sale
and importation of the opium throughout the whole nation,
And what happened next?
Opium use just kept increasing and becoming more prevalent,
Then, in the 1830s, the British realized
that they were running a trade deficit with China,
You see, there were a great many things
that the West wanted from the Chinese,
but nothing they wanted from them,
So the British began shipping in wholesale opium
into the country,
And guess what?
That shit just sells itself, (students chuckling)
Heroin, by the way, is a derivative of opium,
And as more and more of the Chinese people got addicted,
the emperors did not dig it, so they banned it,
And what happened next?
- It got more popular? - Exactly,
So what can we take from all this?
- Stuff that's banned gets more popular,
- Precisely, just like the prohibition of alcohol
here in the States in the 1920s,
Ya see, when you tell people
they can't have something they like,
they'll find a way to get it,
And prohibition was the direct cause
of the birth of organized crime in this country,
which began in Chicago, Detroit, and New York,
and was controlled by the Mafia,
which was predominantly Italian,
though there were many ethnic groups involved,
Including the Purple Gang right here in Detroit,
(upbeat funk music)
(Cliff sneezing)
(phone ringing)
- Good morning,
Good morning,
(phone ringing)
Oh, god,
Oh, that's a good one,
Ah, fuck,
Ah, gross,
Fuck it,
(Cliff sniffling)
(phone beeping)
Are you in school?
(phones swooshing)
- My dad just asked me if I'm at school,
I'm at school, call down; you're freaking out,
(phone swooshing)
He says, yes, I am,
My dad's freaking out,
- Who isn't, (slow rock music)
(Aaron guzzling)
(Aaron gulping)
(Aaron retching)
- Oh, shit,
(Aaron heavily breathing)
(phone ringing)
Yeah, - Aaron,
- Yeah, - What's wrong?
- Nothing, - You sound weird,
- I just choked on some Gatorade,
- Yeah, with vodka in it? - No, plain Gatorade,
- [Nikki] Right, ya know you're gonna get caught
and then you're gonna get fired,
Why don't you just stop drinking?
- Hey, Ms, Pothead, she without sin
can cast the first stone,
- Hey, I smoke for fun; you're a drunk,
I can quit anytime; you're addicted,
- Really, - Yeah, really,
- [Aaron] (scoffs) What can I do for ya?
- So, ya got any? - Pot?
- No, plutonium,
Yes, pot, - Sure,
- Can I come by after work and get some?
- [Aaron] Of course,
- Great, you goin' to the Beer Bash?
- Sure, I love the Beer Bash,
- Figures, - How's your love life?
- Hmm, nothin' to write home about,
How's yours?
- (scoffs) You kicked the life outta me,
(chuckles) I might not ever recover,
- (laughs) Bullshit,
I'll see ya after work,
- Sure,
Bitch,
(smooth blues music)
(Aaron gargling)
Oh, fuck!
God dammit,
(engine rumbling) (smooth blues music)
(soft rock music)
- I could look at purses all day,
- I could look at shoes forever,
(scoffs) I hate Mr, Goldman,
He thinks he's so smart,
- Well, I mean, he kinda is smart,
He's been friends with my dad since they were like
seven in elementary school or something,
But I hate this school; it's so full of losers,
- People who can't get in a university,
- Yeah, like us (chuckles),
- Oh, blah, blah, blah,
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,
I could just scream,
- And what am I supposed to do with history?
Who cares?
It already happened, what are you gonna do about it?
We should be focusing on shit that's happening right now,
- I seriously don't care what happened yesterday,
- Me neither,
So what do you got?
- I got some Oxycontin I stole from my grandmother,
She's got pain pills in every drawer of the house
and she's proud of it,
Gets 'em prescribed from three different doctors,
She says you don't have to go three steps in this house
without finding more pain pills,
- She sets a great example, (Billie softly chuckles)
God, people are so fucked up these days,
But I got some bars of Xanax I stole from my mom,
- Trade ya, (soft rock music)
- I'm so sick and tired of this whole routine,
Day in and day out, morning, noon, and night,
the same fucking thing,
I'm about ready to scream,
- I found a dope house,
- You did?
Where, I'm not going to Detroit,
- Pretty close, Pontiac,
- Shit, that is pretty close, - Mm-hmm,
- So what do we do?
- Well, Emily gave me the number and the address,
so all I have to do is call,
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
- I don't know, do you?
- I don't know, I'm not sticking a needle in my arm,
- Well, me neither; we'll just snort it,
- I'm scared,
- It'll be fun,
- Like, yeah, it'll be fun,
Let's just think about this for a second,
- Okay,
- It's a big deal,
- Okay, (soft rock music)
- So call,
- Okay,
- Call, - I'm scared,
- Okay, then let's just not do it,
- Okay,
(phone beeping)
Hi, Smokey?
This is Billie, Emily's friend,
Can me and my friend come over?
Yeah, I know where it is,
Yeah, no,
Okay, we'll be there soon,
Shit (laughs), now what do we do?
- Well, we don't have to go,
- Yeah, we do,
- Why?
- Because I just said we would,
- So,
- So I don't wanna look like asshole,
- To who, Smokey?
You don't even know him,
- Okay, so what do we do?
- (sighs) I heard it's great,
- Emily said, you know how good it feels smoking pot?
Well, it's a million times better,
- A million times, how?
- I don't know, but we can find out,
- Okay, let's go, - All right,
- We're so bad, (tongue trilling)
(smooth rock music)
- Can anyone tell me the reasons World War I started?
Anybody?
Just try,
You, - The spread of communism,
- (sighs) That answer woulda worked
for both the Korean and Vietnam Wars,
but not World War I, good try,
Anybody else?
- The sinking of the Maine,
- No, that was the Spanish-American War,
How 'bout an arms race?
- Wasn't it the Cold War?
- It was, good response,
But it was also one of the major causes
for World War I before that,
An arms race between who and who?
Anybody?
You, - Japan and America?
- Jesus Christ,
Did any of you do the assigned reading, anybody?
Britain and Germany, ring any bells?
Ding-a-ling!
(heavily sighs) You, what year were you born?
- 1996, - And who was the president?
- George Bush,
The second? - Oh, my god,
You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me,
You wanna try again? - No,
- Try anyway,
- I don't know, Obama?
- You're all nothin' but a bunch of slackers!
- Hey, we're Millennials and we don't like labels,
- Oh, my god,
Look, this is the world you're living in like it or not,
This isn't a dress rehearsal,
This is it, okay?
You've only got one shot at this,
You can either choose to be present
in your own lives or not,
(sighs) Fine, there's gonna be a test on this next week,
I suggest you do the assigned reading or else you'll fail,
And if ya blow this,
then you're probably gonna blow the whole course,
which, I'll remind you, is required,
Then, you will be screwed,
- You can't use that kind of language in front of us,
and call us names and threaten us,
This is supposed to be a safe place,
- (chuckles) Is it really?
I guess I forgot,
I thought a classroom was a place to be challenged,
a place that linger some ideas
that are a little scary from time to time,
My mistake, deepest apologies,
Class dismissed,
Do the reading,
Really, it's fascinating stuff,
I swear to god!
- Yeah, they wrangled me into working tonight,
I don't like the fact that it sort of endorses drinking,
but I do live in the community and it's only once a year,
so what the heck, right?
What about you, are you going?
- No, Debbie and I are going to the casino tonight,
- Oh, so do you like gambling?
- Yeah, it's all right, - Okay,
- I'm not very good at it, but Debbie just loves it,
She get so caught up in it,
It's like she becomes someone else,
like there's a devil inside her or something,
- Do any of your students do any of the required reading
or anything else expected of them?
- Some of them, - Yeah, some,
The good ones, - God,
I don't think I have any good ones right now,
They all stare at me so blankly
with their dead eyes, doll's eyes,
Then, I figure it's gotta be my fault, right?
You know, this shit's really interesting,
Maybe I'm making it boring,
I had a history teacher in high school like that;
third year, Mr, Zehue,
That guy managed to make everything in history
dull as rocks,
Hated him for it, but have I become him?
It's actually worse than that,
It's like no one wants to listen to anything I have to say,
It's just like they cut me off whenever--
- Aaron, are you okay? - Yeah,
I'm just (stammering), - You're sweaty,
- Just a bad day is all,
Honestly, just a bad is all, - No, no,
You're sweating and you're hyperventilating,
- No, honestly, I'm fine, - Are you sick?
- Maybe I am coming down with something,
Good talk, I'll see ya around,
(smooth music)
(dramatic music)
- Oh, (audio distorts) shit!
Holy fuck, would ya look at this mess,
Oh, shit,
(card scraping)
(Cliff deeply inhaling)
(Cliff heavily exhales)
(phone chirps and rings)
- [Marco] Big Cliff, the man of the hour,
- How so?
- [Marco] Because I haven't talked to you in over an hour,
Sorry, dude, nothin' yet,
- But you're expecting it, right?
- [Marco] Sooner or later,
Hey, keep cool, - Yeah,
You keep cool, all right?
- Peace, man, - Yeah, yeah,
Peace out, whatever,
(phone chirps and rings)
- [Bill] What happened?
Marco, fall through? - Exactly, so?
- [Bill] It'll happen, bro, sooner or later,
- When?
- [Bill] I'm waitin' here, too,
- That's what everybody keeps tellin' me,
You let me know when, all right?
- Hasta la vista, - Yeah, yeah, whatever,
(plastic rustling)
(smooth funk music)
(door bangs)
(horn honks)
(door bangs) (motor rumbles)
(engine revving)
- [Kelly] We're driving in circles,
- [Billie] I'm telling you, this is it,
(smooth music)
- This is it?
- It's the right address,
- It looks just like a normal house,
- Right,
I suppose it would,
- I'm not going in there,
- Then, I'll go in alone,
- Really? - Yeah, really,
I want to get outta here as fast as I can,
so I'll just say you're waiting,
You got any money? - Uh, yeah,
20 bucks,
- I got 40, also curtesy of my grandmother,
who besides having pills stashed all over the house,
also has money stashed everywhere just in case,
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
- I don't know, do ya think we shouldn't?
- I don't know, I mean, we could still go back,
- You know this is a really bad idea, right?
- Uh-huh, - Fuck that,
Wish me luck,
- Good luck, (lips smacking)
(hand knocks) (smooth jazz music)
(Kelly heavily sighs)
(suspenseful music)
What the fuck?
(doors banging) (men faintly chattering)
- [Man In Gray] I understand, I understand,
But it's like (faintly chattering),
- Oh, fuck me, (intense music)
- [Man With Black Hat] That's not good,
but in the sixth grade I literally put my homeboy in a box,
(men faintly chattering)
- Oh, my god, (men faintly chattering)
They're getting weapons,
I could leave, (intense music)
Fuck, (men faintly chattering)
I could just leave, but I can't leave Billie,
Oh, my god, (intense music)
(Kelly heavily sighs) (men faintly chattering)
- Come on, let's get outta here,
- Right,
Did you get it? - Yeah, I did,
- Well, don't pull it out, - I won't,
- [Kelly] What was it like?
- [Billie] There was a whole family in there,
including an old lady and like four little--
- Fuck, this is a dead end, - Well, turn around,
- [Kelly] Okay,
- Anyway, Smokey's a nice guy,
Whole thing was effortless,
- Well, that's good to know,
Shit, how do we get out of here, fuck,
(birds chirping)
(keys clattering)
I'm telling you,
that was the scariest moment of my entire life,
I was sure they were gonna kill me,
Look, I'm still shaking,
Do you see that? - Hmm,
Well, (tongue clicks) let's see,
- Did you lose it? - No, I didn't lose it,
It's in here, calm down,
You can trust me with this stuff,
Here it is,
- How much is that? - $60 worth,
- No kidding, - Yeah,
I asked him what to do, which he thought was cute,
We should each cut one line each,
about this long,
- So do we just chop it up like blow?
- Yeah, I suppose,
- Well, lucky for us,
my dad has all the latest and most sophisticated equipment
for cutting up and snorting blow,
Shall we? - We shall,
(laughs) Look at this, there's blow everywhere,
Your dad's a slob,
- No, he's not, trust me,
This place is normally perfectly cleaned and lined up,
He must really be freaking out, geez,
Look at this mess,
- [Billie] Geez,
- If my dad doesn't get this buyout,
he's gonna get fired,
You cannot do as much blow as he does
and go to work every day and get away with it,
He knows that, - Hmm, your dad's hot,
- What? - He's hot,
- Ew, he's too old for you,
- Well, I know that but can't I say he's hot,
- No, - Meh,
Let's see,
There it is,
- You go first, - No, you,
- No, I'm scared, - So am I,
- Okay, let's do it at the same time,
- Okay, - Together,
- Yeah,
- Ready? - I guess,
Okay, - Okay,
- One, two, three, go, (girls deeply snorting)
- Ah, (Kelly coughs)
Well, that's different,
- It kinda burns a little,
- Yeah, but not in a bad way,
- Yeah, it doesn't seem like much,
- No, but let's just wait and see what happens,
- Yeah, okay, - Okay,
I think I feel sick, - You do?
Maybe it's bad,
- No, I hear you're supposed to feel kinda sick and barf,
- Right, yeah, I know that, - Okay,
- I think I feel sick, too,
(girls retching)
(soft music)
- I feel warm, - Me, too,
Nice and warm, - Yeah, tingly warm,
- I feel it, - So do I,
It's strong,
- It's kind of like this heavy-duty cough syrup
my dad had once,
Every time I passed the bathroom,
I would take a slug and then float away on a rosy cloud,
(Billie giggles)
(birds chirping) (soft music)
(mystical music)
- Jimmy Choo, Christian Louboutin,
- Chanel, Prada, Hermes, (mystical music)
- Brian Atwood, Miu Miu, Manolo Blahnik; transplendent,
- Givency, fabulous (giggles)!
- I wish I had a cigarette, - Me, too,
And neither of us smokes,
I see what this is,
This is just one bad habit leading to the next,
- (laughs) Do you think your dad has one sitting around?
- Probably, let's look,
Alohamora! (Billie laughs)
James, get the car,
- [Billie] Let's sit outside,
- Right, yeah, cool, (birds chirping)
(girls softly giggling)
- This is pretty awesome,
- A million times better than pot?
- [Billie] Maybe (chuckles),
- Then, we're totally fucked,
I don't know if you're supposed to feel
a million times better than regular,
- Why not, isn't better to feel good than to feel bad?
- (chuckles) Not this good,
- Wanna do a little more?
- [Kelly] I need to think about this,
- I've got a better idea,
Let's not think about anything anymore,
- Hey, guys, - Hey, Emily,
- [Emily] Since when do you guys smoke?
- Since now, (girls laughing)
- It's in a long line of new bad habits we're acquiring,
- So I take it you guys saw Smokey?
- We did, - Well, she saw him,
I sat in the car, - And, what do ya think?
- He's a nice guy,
- Not him, the dope,
- Oh, that (chuckles), - (laughs) Oh,
- Is there any left?
- Yeah, like all of it,
- So what do ya say we do some now,
take the rest back to my house?
Libby said she's coming over later,
- And you're in love with Libby?
- So what, I am? (girls chuckling)
- So you became a girl, then fell in love with a girl?
- I guess so,
Ironic, isn't it?
I guess I like girls, (Billie laughs)
Whatever, come on you dope fiends,
Let's go, - M'kay,
- [Man] My neighbor's kid got arrested last night,
- For what? - He was so drunk and high
that his buddies called him an Uber car
and apparently they gave him the wrong address,
(chuckles) so the kid walks into the wrong house
and goes to sleep on the couch,
- And he was arrested for what?
- Unlawful entry and burglary,
even though he didn't take anything,
- Wait, I don't get it,
If he didn't take anything, then why burglary?
- Because apparently, after dark,
unlawful entry automatically becomes burglary,
It's like a mandatory sentence,
- Wow, that's bullshit, (phone chimes)
How old's the kid?
- [Man] I mean, he's no kid really,
He's 35, - Oh, hell,
You gotta be blind drunk to walk into the wrong house
and fall asleep on the couch,
- Yeah, I've never been that drunk,
- Me, neither,
- In his favor, he was still pretty new to the neighborhood,
- Still, - Still,
(phone ringing)
- So, Mr, Johnson, let's step up to the plate,
Shall we put our cards on the table, yes?
- All right, I've been head of sales of NFK for five years,
During that time, sales are up 17%,
Now, as per our contract,
it is time for both a raise and a promotion,
- Indeed, valid point; a reasonable bump in pump,
A promotion, no,
Difficult, - What?
- Would you care for some sake?
- Please,
- Very good, very expensive,
The best, - Of course,
Cheers, (speaking in foreign language)
- Well, as you're well aware,
NFK is based in Japan with the headquarters in Tokyo,
- Yes, I've been there a number of times,
- And you will notice that all of our top executives
are Japanese, - Yes, I noticed that,
Coincidence? - Yes,
Well, for you to go beyond your present position
would put you in the top executive rank,
but it's not possible for you,
- In Japan, - What do you mean?
- We are here in America,
We have laws that prohibit discrimination based on race,
and that is what you're talking about here, right?
- Oh, I'm well aware of these laws,
It's not possible,
Things are not gonna change,
This is a Japanese company,
Now, let us get our fish in a row,
You can stay in your present position with comfortable pay,
but you might want to move on to another company,
Hopefully, with no grass roof,
We will make it well worth your time,
More sake? - Please,
So, tell me, how exactly will NFK make it worth my while?
- An extremely generous compensatory offer
has already been made,
- However, just because an offer has been made
does not mean that it has automatically been accepted,
- Psht, some pertinent information,
we don't know might be missing
as we are making our decision about you,
- Yes, and I have no doubt
that you've examined the numbers thoroughly,
But what I don't think you've truly grasped
is what if I decide to stay on in my present position,
- With substantial pay? - Well, again, Mr, Miura,
those are just numbers,
They hardly reflect the reality of the situation,
- And what, Mr, Johnson, is the reality of the situation?
- If I may speak bluntly, sir, although I do fear offending
your delicate Japanese sensibilities,
- Please, Mr, Johnson, speak bluntly,
- I don't like you and you don't like me,
- Bluntly noted,
But with your attitude and your behavior,
I'm not particularly fond of it,
- Like what for example?
- What is that stain on your shirt?
That awful stain? - Snot,
Now, let's say that we were to work together
for another five years,
That could make us both irritable
and perhaps not as constructive
as we might be were we working with other people,
- Possibly so, - Now, I have already spoken
to my attorney and he assures me
that any legal proceedings regarding race discrimination
would be very public and cost us both money, a lot of money,
Money that in my minds I could much more easily be added
to my buyout package,
Now, in the end, I think that both sides
will find this new arrangement most satisfactory,
- You have us you say, how do you say, under a barrel?
- No, sir, over a barrel,
But the truth is I just want what's best for all parties,
NFK in particular,
who I do feel that I am a integral part of
even though I'm not Japanese,
I have been head of sales for five years,
I have been here for 18 years,
I was here long before you, Mr, Miura,
- (gasps) I have been at NFK for 25 years,
- Yes, but not here; not in the United States,
And believe it or not, we count, too,
- Do you now? - Yes,
And, now, I'm sure I can count on NFK showing me
just how much I truly mean to them,
- Well, can't you leaves sleeping dogs lie?
You may well get away with this,
- Yes, I think it might and so does my attorney,
Now, if you will just make certain of it,
I have no doubt that both parties
will leave this negotiation satisfied,
- (scoffs) Thank you, Mr, Johnson,
- No, thank you, Mr, Miura,
(Mr, Miura huffs)
(door bangs)
(upbeat funk music)
(lighter clicks)
(Cliff laughs)
(tires screeching)
(mouth trumpeting)
(quirky music) (engine rumbling)
(sirens blaring) (upbeat funk music)
(door creaks)
(Aaron cheerfully whistling)
(ice clattering)
(vodka sloshing)
(door creaks)
(birds chirping)
(relaxing music)
(lighter clicking)
(phone ringing)
- Hello? - Hi, Mom,
How are you today? - Very tired,
I don't know what's gotten into me,
I can barely hold the phone,
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that,
- Are you still drinking? - No,
- [Mom] But I can hear the cubes clinking,
- No, you didn't, (Aaron blowing)
It's a bad connection,
You know these modern cellphones,
It's a wonder they work at all,
- [Mom] I don't know, I don't have one,
Look, I can hardly breathe,
I'll talk to you later, okay? - Okay, Mom,
I love you, - I love you, too, honey,
(phone beeps)
(phone ringing)
- Hello? - Hey, Pat,
I just talked to Mom for like 10 seconds,
She sounds terrible,
- [Pat] She's taking way too many sleeping pills,
- Well, what can we do about it?
- [Pat] We, what do you mean we, white man?
It's just me, - Okay, you,
- [Pat] I try to take them away from her, but I can't,
But what's the difference?
She won't even try anymore,
She won't do physical therapy,
She won't do anything except lie on the couch
with her mouth open and her hands all curled up
like she's already dead,
(sighs) So when are you gonna come down here and visit?
- I can't, it's mid semester,
- [Pat] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's always something,
You haven't seen Mom in eight years,
- I know; I feel terrible about it,
- [Pat] Yeah, I'll bet you do,
Are you still drinking like it's going out of style?
- No, I'm doing really good,
- [Pat] I can hear the ice cubes clinking,
- No, you didn't, - Yes, I did,
- Bad connection, - Bullshit,
Gotta go, talk to ya later, - Bye,
(phone beeps)
Fuck, (engine whirring)
Eh, right on time, (door bangs)
- [Nikki] Ah, Christ, you started without me,
Look at you, you're saturated,
- Not quite yet, - Ah, face it,
You're perpetually pickled,
- (chuckles) It's twue, it's twue!
- Oh, god, you smell like a dill pickle,
Come on, fess up,
Why do you drink so much?
Is it because I broke your heart?
- I was drinking long before you broke my heart, my dear,
Part of the reason you dumped me was my drinking, remember?
- Hmm, nope, guess I moved on,
- So have I, - Yeah, to Cloud Cuckoo Land,
So stop avoiding the question,
Why do you drink so much? - Why not?
- That's a bullshit answer,
- [Aaron] Any answer I give you is gonna be bullshit,
- Try me, - Okay,
I'm 50 years old
and I'm only an associate professor of history
at a crumby little community college,
How's that?
I've got the worst students in the history of education,
like since before Ancient Greece,
I mean, ever, (Nikki softly laughs)
And I've spent years writing an historical novel
on a truly worthy subject, Stephen Decatur,
who really deserves a good book to be written about him,
but I can't do it,
I'm not good enough; my prose sucks,
- So try harder, - (scoffs) Yeah,
Thanks for the advice, - (chuckles) What?
You really think that those are good enough reasons?
- Come on, reasons don't matter,
Oh, I had a tough childhood,
My dad kicked my ass,
My mommy didn't love me,
Oh, terrible me!
Please, reasons only matter in stories; not in real life,
Well, okay, why do you smoke so much reefer?
- I like it, - There you go,
That's why I drink,
- [Nikki] (chuckles) Well, weed doesn't make me puke,
- Yeah, be thankful for small favors,
- Look, why don't you just drink two
or three drinks and stop? - I can't,
- [Nikki] Why don't you just drink beer?
- Inefficient,
- (chuckles) Look, I gotta go,
I gotta go pick up Max from his anger management in an hour,
- Poor Max,
You know, you can't just punch a guy in the mouth anymore
for bein' an asshole,
- Hey, you like my new sweater?
- Yeah, it's pretty,
- Hmm, I got it on sale,
Half off, it's 100% cashmere (giggles),
Are you goin' to the Beer Bash later?
- Sure, it's my night,
The one night of the year
where gettin' hammered is encouraged,
- Mm-mm, not really,
- Close enough,
- Well, then I guess I'll see ya later,
- [Aaron] Sure,
- Could you bring one?
- Don't I always?
- Yes, it's one of the few reasons I still like you,
- Hey, quit bogartin' and pass it over here,
Will ya?
(phone chiming)
- Hello?
- [Sandra] Hey, Cliff,
What happen, Marco and Bill let ya down?
- Yes, they did, so? - You're in luck,
I'm in the neighborhood, I'll drop by,
- Great, when? - Soon,
- How soon? - Very soon,
- Great, thanks!
Yes, whoa! (upbeat rock music)
(tires screeching)
- Jesus Christ, slow the fuck down!
You're in a residential neighborhood,
Your own, in fact, - Geez, I'm sorry,
You are the last person I wanna run over
at this particular moment,
- Oh, well, thank god I got that goin' for me,
Otherwise, I'd be just chopped liver,
- Sorry,
- I can't stay long,
- 300? - Yep,
- Is it any good?
- No, Cliff, it's shit,
Should I take it home?
- Hell, no!
No, geez, I just asked a question,
- You goin' to Dick's Friday? - Maybe,
- Fred's band is playing, - Maybe,
- [Sandra] It would be nice to see you there,
- A definite maybe,
- Don't you wanna see me?
- You know I do,
- How much? - Very much,
Now, just give, give, give me the fuckin' blow!
- All right, I gotta go, - All right, thanks,
- Have fun, - I will,
- Oh, and slow down,
There are kids all over the place,
- All right, I will, thanks,
(Cliff chuckles)
(hand knocking) God,
Stay,
Bill, good to see you,
Come on in,
- You called a few hours ago,
A couple times, right?
- Yeah, of course, I did,
- Then, why are you so surprised to see me?
- I don't know,
- Home delivery, it's just for you,
because I've known you so damn long,
- 300, right?
- That's what it is,
Hasn't changed since last week,
but you never know; prices fluctuate,
- (chuckles) Well, thanks a lot,
How the fireworks goin'?
- Awesome, I've been building four and five-stage rockets
in my house without a permit,
Now, totally fucked up and smokin',
- Isn't that dangerous? - Well, yeah,
I could take out my whole house,
Hell, I've got enough black powder,
I could take out both my neighbors,
but I'm gonna have the biggest 4th of July celebration
in all of lower southwestern Michigan, yeah,
- If you say so, man, - Yeah, I did say,
And you know what else is the bee's tits?
- No, what?
- You take a full stick of dynamite,
stick it in a shell hole, ya light it,
lay down about 10 feet away,
- And then what happens?
- The whole world blows up,
(imitates explosion)
It's fucking awesome (laughs), mind-blowing,
- I bet,
Thanks so much for coming by, man,
- Yeah, no problem,
Keep in touch, I know you will,
- You know I will,
¶ Bum, bum, bum, bum, cocaine ¶
¶ Dun, dun, dun, dun ¶
(Cliff excitedly laughs)
Oh, my god,
I've got eight grams of blow,
That's a lot,
(chuckles) Where's my fuckin' mirror?
(hand knocks)
Who the fuck is that?
Marco, it's good to, what on earth are you doin' here?
Come on in, - What?
What do you mean what I'm doin' here?
You just called me,
- [Cliff] Yeah, I did,
- Anywho,
This is the premium shit,
- You want some?
- No, can't stay, I got Diane waitin',
- So it's 300, right?
- Now, you know you my man,
If I could give it to you for any less, I would,
My man (laughs)!
- You'll never guess what happened to me,
- Humor me, what?
- Well, first, I called you and you were out,
So then I called Bill and he was out,
So then I called Sandra and she was right here,
right in the fuckin' driveway,
I almost hit her with my car, so I scored from her,
and then Bill came over and now you're here (chuckles),
- So what you sayin'?
- I'm sayin' I got three eight balls, 12 grams of blow,
¶ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, cocaine ¶
(Cliff laughs)
- Three eight balls, you?
- Yeah, what do ya mean, me?
- (chuckles) Dude, I am not your conscience,
In fact, I'm your fuckin' drug dealer,
but you are way too big of a cokehead
to have 12 grams of coke lyin' around your crib at one time,
You gonna kill yourself,
- Marco, my man, don't be ridiculous,
I am a grown ass adult,
possibly retired with a very healthy pension,
I know what I'm doin', - Really?
I know what I'm doin' when it comes to blow,
I fuckin' doubt it,
But just be careful, okay? - All right,
All right, I will, I promise,
You give my best to Diane, all right?
- Yeah, all right,
Fuckin' idiot,
¶ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum cocaine ¶
(lips smacking) (Cliff laughs)
¶ Bum, bum, bum ¶
Three, four, five (laughs),
Six, seven, eight, nine (laughs),
Oh, my god, will ya look at all this,
All right, where is my fuckin' mirror?
Oh, you little bitch!
How dare she use my shit?
And now you're doin' blow?
You don't got enough problems?
Where'd you get the money?
God dammit,
Oh, yuck, what the fuck is that, dirt?
Ugh, god dammit,
(phone chirps and rings)
(razor tapping)
What's the matter, Kelly, too busy?
(hand knocks)
Now, who the fuck is that?
'Sup, dudes, come on in,
- You have three eight balls?
- I know (chuckles),
You guys want some?
- That's too much for you,
- What? - It is!
Why don't you admit it?
You should not have three eight balls lyin' around your crib
at one time,
- What are the two of you saying?
- Give two back,
- [Sandra] Yeah, we'll give 'em back to you later,
- When? - Tomorrow or the next day,
- You have no right, I won't do it,
- Real talk, Cliff,
Just look at it this way,
You are our best client,
We don't wanna lose you, bro,
- Exactly, - (stammering) Listen, listen,
If I put my mind to it,
I could probably kill myself with one eight ball,
So what difference does it make if I got three?
- We're your coke dealers and we know better than you,
so give it up, - This is outrageous!
I won't do it, - Yes, ya will,
- I want my money back, (Marco laughs)
- You want your money back?
- All right, you know I didn't mean that,
It's just, you can't,,,
Okay, I'll give you one,
- (sighs) You're not gonna do two eight balls in one night,
You're probably not even gonna do all of one,
so just give us two back, one each,
- I don't see why this is necessary?
- It just is, do it!
- We're your friends, Cliff,
- This is so, you can't a, god!
It's just not done!
This is my,
Fine, I'll get the blow,
- Damn,
- You need to give us two,
You can't handle everything you got there (mumbling),
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
Ha (chuckles)!
Fine, fine, you're my friends,
I get it, there,
- Man, there's only seven grams in here,
- What, I don't know how that happened,
I counted, - Keep it,
Face it, Cliff, you're a fiend,
You just might have a problem,
- Moi, a problem, don't be ridiculous,
- Hey, when you want this,
just call me and I'll bring it over, all right?
- Thank you,
I don't know another cokehead on the planet
who has drug dealers as kind and as thoughtful
as the two of you,
- I'm sure you're right,
- Let's go, - Yeah,
- [Marco] Fuckin' idiot,
- My coke dealers just had an intervention on me,
Is it possible that I do have a problem?
An issue, somethin' that needs lookin' into?
Nah,
¶ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum cocaine ¶
Ah, god dammit,
(Cliff humming)
Go, get in there,
'Kay, all right,
There we go,
I got coke, I got my phone,
All I need now is to change my clothes and I am outta here,
(crickets chirping)
(door creaks) (patrons faintly chattering)
(girls giggling)
- Well, if it's not my prized students,
- [Students] Mr, Goldman,
- Mr, Goldman?
I'm not Aaron to you after all these years?
Come on, Kelly (scoffs)!
You know I spent every weekend at your house
when you were a kid drinkin' beer with your old man,
Don't you remember?
- I remember, Aaron,
Fancy running into you at a Beer Fest,
- Yes, perfect example of irony,
- Get this (chuckles),
My dad had a party once,
when the Tigers were in the World Series,
and you walked in and asked,
who's playing? (girls giggling)
- (sighs) Who started World War II?
- What? - Just kidding,
Correct answer, Germany,
- I knew that, - Bullshit,
- Got a light?
Billie,
Emily, if I denied you your safe space in class today,
again, I sincerely apologize,
From now on, my class will be a safe space
within a safe space
and we'll only talk about the happy events in history,
- You seemed like you were getting
awfully tense in class today, Mr, Goldman,
- Guess what?
I was, I'm the teacher,
I'm attempting to inculcate information,
which I believe is not only important but invaluable,
and you little rat bastards don't give a shit
and won't even try,
- (laughs) You can't call us rat bastards,
- Oh, yes, I can,
We're not in class now,
This is not a safe space,
This is the real world,
Rat bastards, rat bastards, rat bastards!
- Okay, so why is it important?
- What, history? - Yeah,
- Why is it important? - Yeah, why?
- Okay, good question, a fair one,
History allows you to form a philosophy
based on previous examples,
Without history, you would have no idea
if you were thinking a new thought or not,
and chances are you're not,
It gives you a view of where and when you live,
Where you are in reality and what's reality?
- Like where we are right now? - Yes!
In space and time, (girls giggling)
Jesus, in space, we're right in front of the VFW Hall,
And in time, this is the present moment
of a continuing and continuous timeline,
Since you can't see what's ahead,
you can only see what's behind and use that as an example,
What's already happened is the only indicator
of what's to come,
- That's a good answer, Mr, Goldman,
- Yeah, cool, - Mm-hmm,
- Thanks,
You know, that's the only point I think I got across today
and it's to three stoners in a parking lot,
(girls giggling)
- That's probably right, Mr, Goldman,
- Still, I'm gonna go get some beer,
Are you guys just gonna hang out
and smoke cigarettes all night?
- Maybe, - Probably (giggles),
- Mm-hmm, - All right,
I'll see ya around,
Oh, and do the assigned reading or face the consequences,
- Yes, Mr, Goldman, (upbeat funk music)
- [Aaron] Hi, Mimi,
- Aaron, - How are you?
- Peachy, you?
- Meh, so far so good,
You know, it's strange to see you outside the setting
of the liquor store,
- Yeah,
- Say, can I get a look at that stein on the top shelf?
- Sure,
- (scoffs) Made in Japan, how appropriate,
No, thanks,
- Okay,
(quirky music) (Aaron heavily sighs)
- Well, it's always great to see you,
Have a good night, okay? (hand taps)
- Bye, (upbeat funk music)
- Goldman! - Johnson!
- Hey! - How are ya?
- Good, man, you? - Great,
What's up? - Nothin',
Hey, you wanna go smoke a joint?
- Yeah, I'm holdin',
Maybe a little later on, all right?
- All right, you know, I always loved that about you,
You've always got weed, and so do I,
I'll tell ya what, let's get a couple beers in us,
and then we'll sneak out to the parking lot,
- Absolutely, - Right on,
- [Gloria] How many?
- I'll take 10, - Five's the limit,
- Ooh, but if I spend those five,
I can come back for more, right?
- I suppose, but that's a lotta beer,
- That's okay, I like beer,
That's why I'm here,
I'll have five tickets, please,
Thank you,
- 10 tickets, please, - Didn't you just hear?
- Just kidding, - Very funny,
- Oh, I do try,
- Hey, aren't you Nate Goldman's son?
- Yes, I am, - How's he doing?
- Eh, he's hangin' on by the skin of his teeth,
- Well, tell him Gloria sends her best,
- I will, Gloria, thank you,
- [Bartender] Hello, there,
- Can I have two, please?
(polka music)
Thank you, - Thank you,
- Two beers, please,
Thank you, sweetheart, - Thank you,
- Cheers, - Cheers,
(Cliff belches)
- You know, whenever I hear the name Cliff Johnson,
I always envision a fat kid in my head,
- Fuck you, (Aaron chuckles)
I was a fat kid (laughs),
I was the fattest kid on my whole little league team,
You know, whenever someone says Aaron Goldman to me,
I always picture some long-haired hippy freak,
- Man, we have changed, - Yeah (laughs),
So, you wanna do some blow?
- Really, blow huh?
Wow, if I recall, that always make me nervous and agitated,
I don't know, maybe later,
- Hmm, been drinkin' a lot lately?
- Oh, yeah, - Hmm,
I drink between 14 and 20 beers every night,
- No shit, how do ya do it, man?
You're in great shape,
- Ah, I'd have to say it's probably the coke,
Keeps my metabolism up,
- Psht, that it would (chuckles),
- [Cliff] So, you seen Nikki lately?
- Yeah, about an hour ago,
She should be here at anytime,
- Two of you still together?
- No, I dare say we never will be,
I don't meet any of her requirements,
- And what are those?
- Ah, let's see,
I don't make enough money, I don't have any kids,
and I'm not tall enough,
- Wait, wait, wait,
I seem to remember that you're taller than she is,
- Yeah, by about two inches, but not when she's in heels,
Oh, and whoever the lucky guy is,
he can't be a drunk,
- Oh, well, then did you ever stop and ask yourself,
what it was she liked about you?
- Sure, I've always got pot, (men laughing)
- Well, as long you keep buyin' weed,
the two of you will always have that,
- Right, - So ya wanna do a bump?
- Huh?
- Blow, coke, - Yeah, sure,
Where should we go? - I don't know,
You didn't drive, did you?
- Fuck no, - No, me either,
Looks like it's the bathroom,
- Lead on, (mischievous music)
(razor tapping)
- Here, hold that, - Sure,
Man, your daughter and her friends are really fucked up,
- On what? - I don't know,
Kids take a lotta pills these days,
and heroin, (razor tapping)
- That's what was on my fuckin' mirror,
- What? - On my coke mirror,
they musta put heroin on it,
I tasted it and it sure as hell wasn't blow,
God dammit, that little bitch!
What has she got herself into now?
He says as he gets ready
to snort coke off of a public toilet,
(Aaron chuckles) (Cliff deeply inhales)
Oh, here,
So, you here about Claw?
- Ah, Claw! (Cliff laughs)
Calvin Coolidge Claw, the worst kid in school,
He was worse than you and me combined,
and that's sayin' something,
I've always liked him, how's he doin'?
- He's dead, - Claw's dead?
- Yeah, he killed himself, - Fuck, how?
- Get this, he goes to work one morning,
like he did every morning at some insurance company,
Walks into the main lobby in front of everyone,
pulls out a gun, and shoots himself in the forehead,
- Why? - Why?
Who the fuck knows why?
Why does anybody do anything?
But I do know that Claw loved his booze and drugs, man,
He was a miserable drunk for years,
Shit, ex-wives, kids, whatever,
Who knows, man?
But, fuck, right in the forehead,
- Oh, Jesus, that's horrible,
- I know, man, - It's sick,
- Yep, here, do a couple lines,
- [Aaron] Yeah, all right,
(Aaron snorts)
(Cliff chuckles)
Fuck,
- (laughs) It's good to see you, Goldman,
I mean, considering we live
like five and a half blocks from each other,
how come we don't see each other anymore?
- I don't know, you tell me,
Shit, that news about Claw is freakin' me out,
We were really close in grade school,
One time, we were out wrestlin' in the yard, ya know?
Just fuckin' around, and for no reason at all,
he spits his bubblegum into his hand,
It had to be like four or five pieces of Bazooka, right?
And he just rubbed it into my scalp,
I had a bald spot on my head for a month,
(laughs) What a fuckin' asshole thing to do,
It wasn't funny but, man, did he laugh,
He laughed his god damn head off,
I swear to god,
I thought he was gonna croak he was laughin' so hard,
Now, he's dead, - Hmm, yeah,
- [Aaron] Shit, you go to the funeral?
- Fuck no, it's in Grand Rapid,
but Shane Bullet went,
Said it was a open casket, - Get out!
- Yeah, and he said that no matter how much putty they used,
you could still see the fuckin' hole,
- Oh, sick! - Yeah,
God dammit, gimme the coke,
I'll lay out a couple more lines,
- Yeah, sure,
(glass shatters)
Jesus, I'm sorry, man,
- (stammering) You fuckin' idiot!
Look what you did!
That's all I've got!
What the fuck is the matter with you?
Do you know what I had to do to get that?
My fuckin' drug dealers had an intervention on me!
Aw, I oughta fuckin' kill you!
Man, just get the fuck outta the way, Jesus!
- [Aaron] I'm really sorry, man,
Great seein' ya,
What about the broken glass?
- Fuck the broken glass!
(Cliff deeply inhaling)
Ah!
(upbeat country music)
- Holy shit!
My cashmere sweater!
- I'm so sorry,
- Fuck, what is the matter with you?
- It was an accident!
- Yeah, your whole life is an accident,
- I'll get some napkins, - Oh, geez!
This is a catastrophe!
- It's gonna be fine, I'll be right back,
- Fuck, - Stupid,
(Cliff sniffling) (upbeat country music)
(fist thuds)
- Get over here,
You took heroin?
- I did what?
- Ya took heroin?
- No, I didn't,
- Oh, ya didn't?
Then, what the fuck was that all over my mirror?
- Uh, nothing,
- Nothin', oh, don't give me that shit,
It sure as hell was something and it wasn't blow,
- Well, it's all over your nose,
- Fuck that, if it wasn't heroin,
then what was it?
- Uh, - Don't you lie to me!
- I've never lied to you!
- [Cliff] Well, then what was it then?
- Vicodin,
- What are you talking about?
That's a pill,
- We crushed it up and snorted it,
- Why did ya do that?
- 'Cause it works faster that way and it gets ya higher,
- Why would you do that?
(polka music)
- For the fucking fun of it!
Why do you snort cocaine?
- This is not about me!
- Daddy, please, can we just talk about this later?
- Do you want to live with me or not?
- Yes,
- Well, then cut this shit out!
- Okay, okay,
- Okay? - Okay,
- All right,
- Okay, - Good,
- Let's get a beer, - Right,
Let's get a beer,
- Are you all right? - I don't know,
The lights are flashin', my heart is racing,
I think I might be havin' a heart attack,
- No, you're not, wipe your nose,
- Right, wipe my nose,
Good?
- Yeah, come on, you'll be fine,
- Right, I'll be fine,
- Thank you, mm-hmm,
Hey, Aaron, how are you?
- Great, two beers, please,
You got any napkins or paper towels?
- Yeah, so you really don't have
any good students this semester?
- None, I'd halfway kill them all,
but that might not be the best answer,
I'd just be happy to get through to at least one of them,
- Yes, well, there's always next semester, right?
It'll be here soon enough and you can only hope
it'll get better, right (laughs)?
So how are you? - Great,
I couldn't be better, why?
- Well, my sister-in-law, she has a,
- A what? - You know, a,
- A problem with her hand? - No,
- A drinking problem, - Right!
- Well, I hope she figures out how to deal with that,
- What about you? - What about me?
I'm fine,
- Everybody knows,
- Do they? - Yeah,
- Fuck 'em, (Vicki gasps)
Thanks for the paper towels,
- God bless, - Sure he does,
That's his job, - Mm, mm, mm,
Hi, - Hi!
Another one, - Okay,
(jazz music)
(bottles clattering) (Mimi gasps)
(glass shattering) (kegs clanging)
(polka music)
(patrons applauding and cheering)
- [Security Guard] You're gonna have to leave,
- It's not my fault,
The paper bunting shit got in my face,
- You're obviously intoxicated,
Now, just leave and be thankful we don't call the police,
- Police, I fell down?
- [Security Guard] You're drunk,
Now, come on; move it,
You're ruining everyone's good time,
- Be cool, man, no pushing,
- You oughta be ashamed,
making a drunken spectacle of yourself at Oktoberfest!
(Aaron scoffs)
- Ya got a light?
(girls sniffling)
- Sure, what just happened?
Did they throw ya outta there?
- I just fell into the paper bunting shit,
I just knocked over some beer bottles,
I don't know,
(scoffs) And they wanna call the cops on me,
My own fucking neighbors,
Hey, I'm an optimist, too,
Fuck you! (girls laughing)
So, girls, what was the first drug ever made?
- Uh, opium, - In China,
- In 1729, - That's right,
You sly devils, you only pretend that you're stupid,
Heroin is a concentrated form of opium
and it's an extremely powerful drug,
- So is booze,
- Yes, it is very strong, my undoing,
But everybody's gotta choose their own poison (chuckles),
Look at this,
- Ew, gross, is that some kind of deformity?
- Grow up, yeah, I got it during the Battle of the Bulge,
What war was that?
- Fuck off, - No, you,
Fuck you, pfft,
No, fuck you, World War II,
Here's lookin' at you kids,
- Oh, god, (girls chuckling)
Aaron, you're a fiend,
- So is your dad,
- You're tellin' me, I live with him,
(intense jazz music)
(Aaron coughs) - (laughs) Wow!
Good work, Goldman,
Tossed out on your ass, that's impressive,
I'm glad to see you still got the same old spirit,
(men imitating explosion)
- Thanks, - (laughs) Claw would approve,
Kelly, - Dad,
- Girls,
Emily, - Hmm, thoughtful,
- Aren't I though, charmnoxious?
(men chuckling) (jazz music)
(lighter clicks)
Anyone wanna smoke a joint? - Mm-hmm,
- [Nikki] Hey, guys, you started without me,
(Cliff chuckles)
- Hey, Einstein, you knocked over everything,
You're the biggest schmuck in the world,
- Well, it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it,
God, in his infinite wisdom, chose me,
- Pass the joint,
There we go,
- [Aaron] Think I'll get in trouble at school for this?
- Oh, no, - What do you think?
- I mean, how are they gonna find out?
- Right, man, of course,
- Oh, really, 'cause Ms, Mosely, the English teacher,
was in there sellin' beers,
- Yeah, - Yeah, yeah,
- Oh, fuck, you mean Vicki,
Oh, shit, she's a blabbermouth,
Everybody's gonna hear about this,
Fuck, I'm screwed,
Oh, well, what are you gonna do?
- Aaron, you skipped me, - Oh, shut up,
- [Nikki] Here, you go, Dad,
Wait, wait, wait, (girls giggling)
- Hey, man, why don't you spark yours up?
- Yeah, sure, - (laughs) Yeah,
Twice the fun,
- There we go, thank you, dear,
- Yeah, Dad, - It's gender discrimination,
(girls laughing)
- Sounds good, - More, more,
- So you will never guess who got a Harley,
- [Nikki] Who?
- Ronnie, (group laughing)
- Christ, he's a bigger drunk than me!
- I know, and so the first thing he does,
is he gets drunk and he crashes it right into a wall
at Goldman Optical right there on Woodward,
- Oh, my god, - Psht,
And they say he lost a testicle,
(group shockingly gasping)
Yeah, but he's still a good electrician though,
(Cliff laughs)
- Got a cigarette, Mr, Johnson?
- Sure, (smooth jazz music)
(Emily faintly chattering)
- So you gonna light that thing or not, knucklehead?
- I ain't got a lighter, - Here,
For you, dear,
- Somebody take this roach, - Here, I'll take it,
- Thank you, - Go ahead and pass me--
- I'll take one of the newbs, - Your dad's hot as shit,
(girls faintly chattering) - There we go,
- I'll do what I want, - Fuck you,
(smooth jazz music)
- More for me, (Aaron groaning)
- [Cliff] Now, don't be bogartin' that,
(girls laughing)
- [Nikki] Oh, yes, pass that to mommy,
I will finish that, - Hey, now,
- Aaron, (Cliff sighs)
- [Billie] You look great in that turtleneck, by the way,
- Thank you, - Oh, yeah,
- Can you see it?
I told you it was a good look,
- L'chaim, - (chuckles) Salute!
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