["Nothing to Lose in the 512"
by Jimmy Quill and Jonas Wilson]
♪ Sometimes broken down
♪ Taka a look at my race
♪ I need a disguise
♪ Can't look face to face
♪ Rainbow never ends
♪ Take the skies at night
♪ Come on now it's the real world ♪
♪ Where you can't tell wrong from right ♪
♪ I know I know I know I know I know I know ♪
♪ I know I know I know I know
♪ Five one two baby five one two ♪
♪ Love you baby love you like my five one two ♪
♪ Five one two baby five one two ♪
♪ Nothing to lose in my five one two ♪
♪ Five one two baby five one two ♪
♪ Love you baby love you like my five one two ♪
♪ Five one two baby five one two ♪
♪ Nothing to lose in my five one two ♪
- Ugh, I cannot get enough of that song,
I just got some extremely sad news that came in,
Jonny Coyle was just shot in Austin, Texas,
[gun shooting]
- Jonny, relax for me,
Take some deep breaths, [grunts]
We've got you,
We're gonna get going to the hospital now okay,
Hang in there with me,
- Jonny!
- Sir, sir, - Dude, wake up!
- I really need you to step back,
we're gonna get him to the hospital,
We're gonna take good care of him,
Stay with me, Jonny,
[gurney rumbling]
- [Jody] You guys probably remember Jonny Coyle,
He used to fill stadiums
with his smash his, Shooting Daggers,
♪ You've got that crazy look
♪ Inside those rrrr daggers
♪ Those shooting daggers
♪ You got my daggers
- Our hearts goes out to his family and friends,
Jonny is in critical condition
at Brackenridge Hospital right now,
Well, we're gonna get back to some music here,
on KUXXT, I'm Jody Gallardo,
Thanks for tuning in,
- Many times at services,
[turkeys gobbling] I hear a lot
of the same words in regard to the deceased,
In regard to the person we're here to celebrate today,
[sheep bleating] those words are kind,
loving, compassionate, considerate, and many more,
[coins scraping]
A lot of times after the service these same people
[sheep bleating] that so openly praise
this individual come to me feeling sad,
[baby crying] or sometimes even guilty
that they themselves have not lived their life
to the standard they have set for this individual,
Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of,
It simply means that we are not Catherine Coyle,
Take the time each and every day
to remember this person,
[sheep bleating] remember the type
of person that they were, and build the type
of person that you want to be,
It's never too late, [sheep bleating]
- Jonny, if there's anything you need,
just give me a call, anytime, right son?
[sheep bleating] - She would have wanted
just this,
Thank-you, - God bless you son,
[car door squeaking] [engine rumbling]
[metal clanking] [door clicking]
- Agh, thank God,
Thank God,
Oh fuck!
Fuck! [groaning]
[upbeat music]
[thumping and shuffling] [slow guitar music]
[breathes deeply]
[phone jangling] - Hello?
- Yes, Redmen, please, I mean Redd Coyle,
- May I ask who's calling?
- It's his brother,
His only brother,
- [sighs] look-- - Don't blow me off,
This is the most important news a person gets
in his whole life and look there is no way I'm leaving
this on his voicemail,
- Your brother, with the most important news you'll hear
in your whole entire life,
- Wow, okay,
Yeah, ironic too,
[upbeat music]
Ah fuck,
[urn clatters]
[Sighing] [ashes tinkling]
[coins jingling]
[sign bangs] [engine revs]
[radio buzzes] [rock music]
♪ Had everything that a man could want ♪
♪ Maybe just a little bit more
♪ Couldn't figure out just what to do ♪
♪ 'til I made that score
♪ Took it to the limit
[hands banging] - Er, I have to go to Austin,
My best friend fucked my boyfriend
and she said that if I don't get there fast
she's gonna do it again,
With no condom,
Pretty please,
- Alright, come on,
[door squeaks]
- You're not some kind of freak are you?
- Only when I drink,
- Awesome, [laughs]
Mr, Starbucks meet Mr, Jack Daniels,
- I quit, 92 days ago,
- Dude, don't be so old,
- I got no choice,
Married to myself,
- [laughs] Okay,
- You know, I love the 12 steps,
I've never felt so, alive,
Like, it got weird,
After step eight, I just got so fucking bored,
It was time for me to get back
in the studio, make some music,
This is my new album by the way,
I'm calling it Off The Record,
[rock music]
- Are you on SoundCloud?
- SoundCloud?
I have an extra CD for you,
- CD, I haven't seen a CD in like 15 years
but, you used to make my mom super wet when you're on MTV,
- That is not me anymore,
- Oh yeah, - Oh, ah, aah!
Ha ha ha ha haa, Os os os,
[police siren whirring and honking]
♪ Who knows just where you've been ♪
♪ Just a cheap little little revenge ♪
Shit!
♪ Cheap little little revenge
[hands bashing] ♪ One of us
♪ Just your friend
♪ Home well knows just where--
[ignition knocking] [laughing]
[radio beeping] [meditative music]
- Can I see your - Yes sir?
- License and registration? - Yes sir,
[lid bangs]
[zip rips] [plastic rustles]
- [Automated Voice] At the tone, please record your message,
When you have finished recording,
you may hang up,
- Please - Or press one
for more options, - Hey bro,
Hey hey hey they've, they've probably said
that I have a standing warrant or something
or 'cause I don't have my, my registration
in my car which I do, which, which my mom,
you know mom paid for it when we were in rehab,
Oh when, I don't know, when I was in rehab but,
[bag rustling]
- What in the hell is this?
- Hopefully I'll speak to you soon
and, okay, thank-you bro,
Oh my God, [girl lauging]
Shh, - You're so funny,
- Oh my God, [phone clatters]
They think they've found something,
I don't know, hold on,
Excuse me sir, - Stay inside
the vehicle sir, - What are you doing?
Can I ask you what you're doing sir?
- I said stay the fuck in the car,
- Officer, hey, I gotta, what're you doing,
That's my mother, you better show me some respect,
or we'll--
- Oh yeah, oh yeah, - How she taste?
That's my mother, zombie boy,
Huh!
That's my mother!
[upbeat music]
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh! - He just came out
of nowhere, - Ugh, ugh, ugh!
- Oh my God! - What the fuck!
[feet and hand bang] - There for Jonny Coyle,
[keys jangling]
- [Guard] Alright, wake up moron,
[jail door clattering]
[traffic rumbling]
[door creaking]
[slow music]
- Oh, ah,
Why didn't he come?
- He couldn't leave the studio,
I mean, well, he wouldn't have come anyway,
- Great,
- He hates your guts, like he says it every day,
But he did pay your bail, so,
- What's he doing?
- He has a studio, Red Horse Recording Studio,
- [scoffing] A studio?
What, does he manage it?
- No, he owns it,
Well, you know, co-owns it
with these fake ass country business dudes,
I don't know, they ride his ass like,
you know, all day every day,
- Redmen doesn't even like music, or horses,
Red Horse?
Redmen sells, he sells timeshares,
When did, he's not even cool,
When did he become so cool,
- Like a minute after I moved in with him,
- What, wait, you're sleeping with my brother?
- Hey, what do you care?
- I care a lot,
- You dumped me,
You ripped my heart out,
- [laughs] I was ill,
I mean, you should at least,
you should have told me,
- I didn't want to jeopardize your sobriety,
[truck rumbling]
["All Night Truckstop" by Danny B, Harvey
and Jimmy Quill]
[farts]
[door banging]
- People hate it when their idols change,
I don't know why, but they just do,
Even their mom's idols,
So what I'm gonna say, is that I'm just the producing,
and this kid, he's from the mean streets
of, I don't know, someplace cool,
That doesn't matter,
- Hmm hmm, - And his name,
it can be like Raven, Craven or Poe or Nuns,
That doesn't matter either,
All that matters, is this music rocks,
It rocks,
That's what matters,
- Do you think that's all it takes these days?
- Absolutely,
And a little lady luck,
- Let me tell Redd,
He'll be so excited,
- No, let me tell him,
I gotta a lot of stuff to tell him,
[dog barking]
["Live by the Gun" by Jimmy Quill and Jonas Wilson]
- I thought you weren't gonna play music anymore,
- Be careful what you say, - These songs rock!
- I think so,
- It's not about me is it?
- It's not about ex-girlfriends anymore,
It's about me,
- I bet it feels good to that out,
- It sure does,
But listen I don't want anybody to know it's me,
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ End of life
♪ That's how the west was won,
[engine rumbling]
[country music]
♪ The trouble of our broken dreams ♪
♪ I'll take half the blame
♪ 'Cause that's all I got
- Jonny, - Coyle,
♪ Fading away like daylight
♪ In the sun, - Bubblegum boy,
Sold to the devil,
- No more shakes,
I've been saved,
Eight steps down, four to go,
How are y'all doing?
- Look at you, all old and shit,
You look like a convict,
- [Jonny] You all look like you've been dead a year,
- Back on the wagon,
- No shit,
What does that make?
- Five,
Lucy left this time, she took everything,
But do you know what, your brother saved my life,
- You're a fucking custodian,
- Come on man, he's a janitor now,
From Texas Janitor [speaking in a foreign language]
- Just give them out to people as they show up,
There's like a big box up in the office,
Just rip it open and start handing them out to people,
Er, then once we get through those,
there's some more free stuff we've gotta give away,
so whatever you can do,
What the fuck!
Always a merrymaker,
Good to see you Jonny,
Enjoy, drinks are on me,
So there's like a case out back,
Move onto something else so,
hang on a second,
What?
- I've got something to tell you,
- I can't wait,
- I'm 92 days off the booze, sex and drugs,
And that includes coke, pot, acid, and prescription pills,
- Wow, I'm impressed,
- I knew you would be,
- And I got a newsflash for you,
- What's that?
- There's another 12 step group,
It's for people who, no matter how much you've lent,
or given, or how much you helped or trusted,
by family and friend or God,
they never wake up,
It's called Jonny Anonymous,
When you have 92 years in that group,
give me a call,
- Here's some swag,
[top pops and clatters]
♪ I'm not good with directions
♪ I got lost one time
♪ And didn't know why
- Do you guys want to P-A-R-T-Y,
- Oh I'm down, - I'm down,
- We have to sell all of these first,
- Please, come on,
Sold,
- All of them?
- All of them, - Alright,
Well, let's go freshen up then,
- That means we're gonna wee wee,
- Alright then,
[peaceful music]
[phone ringing and vibrating]
- Hello,
I'm at a party,
I don't have to give you a reason,
I'm an adult, remember,
Yeah, exactly, I'm trying to rebel,
Fuck off,
[phone banging] [shoes clomping]
- Rumors allege, sexual misconduct with a minor
and a serious drug charge, Texas native Jonny Coyle
of the Rattle Snakes recently completed a court ordered
stay at a drug treatment facility,
Things are not sounding great for Jonny right now,
but we wish him the best,
This is Connie Culpepper reporting live
from downtown Austin, back to you,
- I'm not really a waiter,
- Could have fooled me,
- Here you go, - Thank-you,
["T for Fucking Texas" by Jimmie Rodgers]
♪ Oh no tell me baby
- So who the hell are you anyways?
- You don't know? - Slow down,
Erm, bull rider?
- [laughs] Nope, guess again,
- Slow down,
Hmm hmm,
Erm, can't really guess but my daddy warned me
about guys just like you,
- Ooh, he must have been one himself back in the day,
- [laughs] That's so gross!
- Not an appealing notion?
- Not really, no,
- Cheers! - Cheers!
You just, you're not gonna have any?
- Maybe, one day,
- No, don't come in, please,
You'll just scare off the clientele,
Because a lot of them are from out of town,
They've never met a real country person,
Listen, a, suck,
- Here you go, cowpokes,
- Cowpokes? - Yeah, here's one for you,
- And one for you,
- How much do I owe you?
- They're on the house,
[flask rattling]
♪ And I said T for fucking Texas ♪
♪ Get me a T for Tennessee
["Black Roses" by Jimmy Quill and Jonas Wilson]
- His name is Anonymous, - Good for him,
What's the story? - What do you mean?
- Look, I'm not interested in old music,
You know, don't tell me the 70s,
60s and 80s are back either,
I'm only interested in music I make for money,
- Oh no, a lot of big people are interested in him,
- Are you sure they're big people?
- Definitely, what do you mean?
- It could be dwarfs on stilts,
- You mean, little people?
♪ So shaken
♪ Another heart attack
♪ Three in the morning
♪ Nowhere in sight
♪ Out looking for love
♪ Or looking for a fight
♪ All you'll ever get is black roses ♪
- Hey man, I didn't even get her name!
- Are you messing with my business again?
Go back to where you came from,
- Oh yeah, well, guess what?
It's the same place where you're from
and you may never get that,
[cork pops] ♪ It's taken our God
♪ I got over the guilt - You hear this?
- Right, - That's my boy,
I produced him,
He's a rocker, - Right,
- Yeah, straight out of Refugio, Texas,
- Hmm hmm, - Ah ha,
One, one one Wannaburger in that town,
♪ Yeah, oh
♪ Come on
♪ Yeah
♪ All you'll ever get is black roses ♪
[glass clinking]
- [puffing] Ah!
- Dude, you suck! - That was a move
faster pussycat,
- Woo, video, - Oh my God,
is that like America's Most Wanted?
- Things are not sounding great for Jonny right now,
But we wish him the best,
♪ Is black roses, [vomiting]
- Peanut! - Oh god,
[dramatic music]
- Oh fuck,
[sniffs]
I will not get high,
I will not get drunker,
- Come on! - We miss you!
[laughing and banging]
- Come here, come here! [slapping and laughing]
Hey, you see that?
Hey, hey look,
A little throw of bumkins, - Come on!
- It's not you two, it's me,
I got get a fucking record deal,
I gotta get famous again,
It's a lot of work,
- So is sucking dick,
- Just give me a fucking few days okay,
We'll always have Red Horse,
[feet and body thumping]
Fucking banana,
[keys clattering]
- Hey, did you call an Uber?
[car rumbling]
- Oh my God, - Hmm hmm,
[lips smacking]
- What the--
Fuck,
What the, what the fuck,
Wha!
Oh God!
Oh God, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh thank God,
Oh, thank God,
Mom, you're okay,
You're safe, I am so sorry,
Oh, [lighter clicks]
- I need my money now, dog,
I've got family in Lake Charles,
I gotta feed'em some mother-fucking chicken and shrimp,
- Texas wasn't built in a day, bitch,
- Yeah, name's Anonymous,
He's brand new,
When he was 13 he broke every single bone in his body,
He was a little daredevil,
Yeah, he got addicted to the prescription pills
by his his doctor but he's clean now,
He speaks five different languages,
Yeah, where do I send it?
[heavy rock music]
Rhode Island, hilarious,
- Hey, you know what, I'll call you back,
Yo yo yo yo,
Check it out, man,
Nine bucks, guaranteed to rock your ass off,
- Or half your money back, - What is this?
- It's music, - Alright,
Hey, you guys wanna hear something?
- Sure, - Alright,
You got a CD player?
- Yeah, - Let's do it,
Just track one,
♪ Right, all you'll ever get - Good,
♪ Is black roses - This shit rocks,
- Man we can move this,
Rock and roll is not dead,
It's back with the kids in a big 80s way,
- Yeah, I knew it, I knew it,
I knew, You know, I co-wrote this and produced it,
- I'd like to distribute this
through an onshore concern called Jax Jones Records,
- That's Jax, I'm Jones,
No relation to J,R, Jones,
- I do, however, require exclusive rights
and perpetuity throughout the known universe,
- You guys sell your shit on the street?
- Got a problem with that? - Oh, a big one,
Hey man, give it back,
- Come on, let us, let us keep it,
For our own recreational enjoyment,
Come on,
- That's my last one, - Don't make him ask twice,
Give it back, - Don't make him ask twice,
- Ho, Hello, oh yeah,
Oh thank-you for calling me back,
Hold up,
- I'm just trying to find my business card,
Give me a sec, - Yeah, okay,
Thank-you guys, - Sure you don't
wanna make a deal?
- Listen Jonny, we expected so much more from you,
Their tits were like balloon animals, Jonny,
- [Jonny] No, I know, I, I fell off the wagon,
But, just for a sec,
- Their skirts were like,
they looked like dental dams to me,
- Look, don't worry, 'kay, I'm back on my game,
Some legitimate hard rock music company
just heard my boy's demo and went berserk,
Think we should meet up soon,
- Sounds good, - We would love that,
Let's do it, - Let's do it,
- Brilliant,
We'll talk to you soon, - Yes, thank God,
[heavy rock music]
[country rock music]
- Yes,
- Yes, what?
- Yes, I'm hungry,
- Who isn't,
- What do you recommend?
- Gluten free breakfast tacos and Topo chico,
- Make it a double,
[flame firing] [tortilla thumps]
[pan grates]
[bag crumples] [bottle clomps]
♪ Heaven only knows
- Can I have two more, hot sauces,
[hot sauces clatter]
♪ Never coming down
[bottle clatters] [bag rustles]
[check rips]
♪ Never coming home [chair scrapes]
♪ With the thought of me
[troubled music] - Oh oh,
- Surely you jest? - I've been robbed,
- Me too, I used to be pretty,
- Oh my God,
I woke up, in my car, in the backseat with a homeless guy,
I had like a thousand bucks in there!
[racing music] [bell dinging]
- Hey Reg - Yeah,
- I got a fucking problem here,
- Look mate, before you guys bust a move,
Just, let me explain,
[torch firing]
- Where I come from, money doesn't talk,
- Hey, keep the change,
- Get lost,
- Yeah, guess what, I already am,
[torching firing]
- No ticket, no taco,
♪ And I know that you've been grateful ♪
[cattle grate rattling] [eingine rumbling]
- 440? - 340, 440,
who the fuck are you? - Excuse me?
- What're you doing here?
- I'm looking for my brother,
- Who's your brother?
- He happens to own the place,
- No, we own 51% of this place until he comes up
with some serious fucking scratch,
- Why are you telling me, I'm not his keeper,
- Why don't you shut your pretty little mouth
before I fuck it,
- What?
Is that a fake accent cowboy?
Huh? - Actually it is,
- What? - I've been working on it,
- Fuck you, [laughing]
I see you looking at me all ladylike,
You ain't my type, Bitch,
[lively music] Huh, Ogh!
[coughing]
[engine revving]
- Hey Jonny Coyle, come out and play,
- Hey Jonny Coyle, come out to play,
- Hey, - Hey,
- Let me guess, your mothers [coughs] are in love with me,
Or is it your grandmothers,
- Where's your cocaine, where's your acid?
You wanna borrow some of my eyeliner?
- Oh please don't crash my yellow Ferrari,
- Loser, - Manage boy,
[laughing]
- Have you found yourself yet
Jonny Coyle? - Jonny Coyle,
- Ah, shit,
- They build you up, they tear you down, manage boy,
- Fucking Kansas, yeah they sure do,
Tell me about it, augh,
Hey, where's Redd?
- Oh, he never shows up before lunch,
- [sighs] Is he out at the ranch?
- Yeah,
- Hey, you got some cash?
- Cash?
Er, Lucy takes all my cash,
- Shit,
- You know it's forever changed my view of chicks,
- Hey, you got a computer,
Like--
What about a phone charger?
- Yeah I got that,
[guitar strumming]
Doesn't get any easier,
- Hey Shakes?
Mind if I clean up,
[gasps] I gotta change my shirt,
I reek of hobo,
- Go ahead, man,
- Start burning,
Careful,
It's my last copy,
Oh fuck this,
[case clatters]
[computer whizzes]
[cloth rubs] [gasps and sniffs]
♪ In need
♪ Is a friend indeed - What is this shit?
♪ But a friend with weed
♪ Is better - What the hell's
happened to Jonny? ♪ A friend in need
♪ Is a friend indeed
♪ But a friend with weed
- Great,
I need like 11 more,
- You got blanks? - Fuck, you don't?
Wait, what's the date?
- The fifth,
- No, it's the 16th, perfect,
You know what, I'll be back,
[exciting music]
- [speaker mumbles]
- Jonny Coyle, - [beep] Access granted,
Please enter, [click]
- So let me explain to you how the business works right,
I'm the boss, you're the intern,
Between the two of us, in the ranks
of power and prestige lies Ollie here,
All dogs, in fact, and many cats,
Which means you should feel honored to walk Ollie,
And if I should wake up tomorrow
and think, you know, instead of walking my dog,
I'd like for Bobby to shag him,
you'll do that too, understood,
- Hey look, I'm willing to do whatever,
I just wanna move my way up the ladder,
I mean, you say jump I'll say how high,
- Oh, very good,
Well, let's start with about a six foot high jump
with Ollie in toe, how's that?
- Hey, you know what?
You're everything wrong with this town now,
I'm tempted to take my business elsewhere,
- Oh, I'm shaking in my knickers in case you got a gun,
Who the hell the fuck are you?
- I'm Jonny fucking Coyle,
- [gasps] That, that's Jonny Coyle,
My dad used to worship you,
I mean, he dressed up as you for Halloween one year,
- Ah, yeah yeah, and the Rattle Snakes yeah,
Sorry mate, didn't recognize you,
Touch of the old er Dorian Gray I'd say,
Huh, coming,
- Jonny! - Oh, oh my God,
Hi, hey, - I just got your message,
- Oh my God do I need this check,
How much this month?
- Okay, let me check,
$7,492,67 - Alright,
lay it on me baby,
- I mailed it,
- Wha, what? - Yeah,
to your mom's house in Marfa,
- No, she died last week,
- What? - What?
I told you, over the phone,
I thought I told you,
[sighs], - No, I would have remembered,
How did she die?
- Ovarian cancer, oh,
This homeless guy I slept with stole all my money,
I don't know what I'm gonna do, I don't know,
I don't even have a nickel on me,
- Reggie can approve some petty cash,
- Oh, that's, that would be great,
- Okay, hold on, let me text him for you,
[tablet clicking]
- You know, he's right there,
Fuck me,
What a fucking dick,
- It's okay, I got this,
- This, this time next month,
God dammit I'm not going with this fucking company,
And Raj is gonna shag my fucking Jack Russell,
- Okay, his name is Reg,
and you don't have a Jack Russell,
- What? - You have a Parson's Terrier,
- Ye, wa, wa I will have,
Fucking have a big fucking vicious one,
Ooh, - Eh,
- That fucker,
- I-- - What?
- I'm sorry that it's not more,
- Oh my God,
Thank-you, - Yeah,
- Really, thank-you, - Ah huh,
Hmm, [lips smacking] - Wa hmm,
Woo, ooh God, [growling]
Oh my, wait wait wait wait wait,
Okay, thank-you, - Hmm,
- Thank-you, I'll see you later,
Thank-you,
- Hey, Jonny man, how've you been?
Good to see you man,
I gotta go, man,
Take care,
[car rumbles and squeaks]
- I was at C offices,
- Cool offices, huh,
- They validate, - Yeah, I know,
A publishing deal must do wonders for the self-esteem,
I don't got one,
- Er, I lost my ticket bro,
- Oh, okay, that'll be 16 bucks,
- Look, hmm, I'm one of the artists,
I used to be,
I'm Jonny Coyle, - [laughs] Jonny Coyle
is dead, - What?
What are you talking about?
- Wanna bet? - Huh,
look I'm right here, bro,
- Wow, huh, I thought you got shot or something,
- Oh yeah, really?
Well, guess what, between me and you I'm about to blow up,
- Oh yeah, good for you,
- Agh agh,
[hands slap] [cap hisses and pops]
Hmm, ah man, perfect,
Let's play one,
- Already did, this morning,
- What'd you think?
- Crystal clear,
It pays to buy the best,
- No no, I mean the music,
Be honest,
- It blows,
- What seriously?
- It seriously blows,
- Wait a minute, you don't even like music anymore,
- No, I fucking hate it,
- Mother, motherfucker, you scared the shit out of me,
Fuck [smirks]
["Late for my Funeral" by Mike Stinson
♪ Late for my funeral
♪ The first day of June
♪ Someone should've know
♪ I'd never get there by noon
♪ I was, late for my chariot
♪ Late for my wings
♪ I didn't even get to hear
♪ The fat lady sing
♪ I was late for my funeral
♪ Late for the priest
♪ I was the last one to find out ♪
♪ That I was deceased
♪ I was late for the undertaker ♪
♪ Late for the hearse
♪ Late to polish my ticket
♪ Couldn't get me a nurse
♪ I was too late
♪ Too late
♪ Thought some had a call
♪ And I was too late
♪ Too late
♪ For some demerol
♪ And I was too late
♪ Too late
♪ For some Geritol
♪ I was late for my funeral
- I'm starved,
Buy me some lunch,
- You know, when I'm back on top,
I'm gonna have you lead the band, Shakes,
'cause it's gonna get me from going back
to my wild and wicked ways,
- Oh you mean like blowing off Jessica Banks,
So you could go out with a couple of chicks
with entrance warts,
- Jessica who? - Banks,
Her father's her boss,
He's got his fingers in everything,
Q Records, you know,
- Really?
- Come on, man, you following us?
[racing music] [wheels squealing]
♪ Hoo, hah, hoo, hah
- Anything important?
- Hmm hmm, - Just me,
- Can I help you?
- It's me,
Do you remember?
Daddy warned me about guys like you,
Bull rider,
- I'm sorry I'm busy,
- Ho, okay,
So it's gonna be like that huh,
Well guess what?
Remember that song we danced to last night?
Remember?
Here it is,
My boy, he's about to blow up,
Get to know Anonymous,
He'll be big by Christmas,
[furniture thumps]
Huh, that did not go well,
- One minute we're flirting,
the next he's getting his ass kicked,
and then he's taking home a couple of party girls,
Disgusting,
I mean, who knows where that guy's been,
- He is cute though,
- You think?
- I had such a crush on him in the second grade,
- What, the, fuck,
- You don't know who he is?
♪ I got that crazy look
♪ Inside my eyes
♪ You're shooting daggers
♪ Straight down my thighs
Yeah [laughing]
- You're gonna think I'm crazy but,
I smell success,
- That was me, - Ooh,
Urgh!
God, [laughing] err come one, show me some support, huh,
- Okay, how about Taco Deli?
- Oh, you know what, I can't,
I have a very important meeting
with two very important ladies
in about 39 minutes and the new Anonymous is never late,
Wait, oh don't tell me, that thing is slow,
that thing is slow,
- Well, it used to be but now it's broken,
- Oh, fuck,
♪ A friend in me
♪ Is a friend indeed
♪ But a friend with weed
♪ Is better
♪ A friend in me
♪ Is a friend indeed
♪ But a friend with weed
♪ Is better
[rock music]
- Hey were there a couple of ladies in here before?
- Dressed in back, big balls?
- Yeah,
- Looking for a Jonny Coyle?
- Yeah, yeah, that's me,
- They left,
- Shit,
[bangs]
- Ah,
[hood squeaks]
- [Shakes] What?
Man, Eddie?
Down there,
- It's leaking, - I'll call a cab,
- Thank-you,
- Hey man, Kenny's really backed up,
[hydraulic drill whizzing] - Shit!
- You know, since we've got some time,
do you think maybe you could help me, jumpstart my car?
I know it's kinda weird, my car's new
and yours is pretty old
but I'd really appreciate it brother,
- You got it Bro,
- Thanks man, I'll pop the hood,
Thanks man,
So you think this music of yours is gonna do it then?
- I bet my life on it,
Do what?
- Make things right,
between you and the world,
you and yourself,
- Absolutely,
There's not a whole lot a hit record can't fix,
- And you've had hit records before?
- Two,
- And, I suppose they fixed everything,
- No, no not really,
But I'm gonna do it different this time,
I'm gonna do it clean and sober,
humble and smart,
- Dude, you should just take that demo of yours
and toss it into the Ladybird Lake,
- Town lake,
Brilliant,
You wanna be my manager?
- You know, Jon, we're born with the urge to live,
It's a force, joyful, immediate,
[soulful music]
But very soon we're born, it turns into the will to live
which is something different altogether,
Our spirits are crushed by mortal coil,
And then most of us, John, eventually,
we just have the will to die,
- What have you got in?
Is that a Hemi?
- You know, John, it doesn't really matter,
What, if you'd listen to me,
and if you will give up your obsession,
which I assume at its core is not drugs
or drinking or even sex, but fame,
that widespread disease, if you give it up,
you can find your urge to live again,
It's in you, it's your birth right,
It's there for you, Jon, it's just buried deep,
- You wouldn't happen to be insane would you?
- Dude, I'm the attorney that rocks,
[car pings]
[Sable sighs]
- I know,
Nice shirt,
[water trickling]
Wha what are you doing? - Showering,
- Ah, God, you're naked, - That's the best way,
- [Jonny] Have you read the bottom
of the Soccer Runners Magic Soap?
- Yes, - Oh my gosh,
listen, you're Redd's girlfriend,
This is not going to happen,
[bottle crashes] [rock music]
[gasping]
I mean she didn't tell anyone,
She refused chemo,
I was 30 days sober and she went
on this weird alkalizing diet of red grapes and wheat grass,
When she died at home, I was really the only one there,
You know, - Ah, that way
she didn't want anyone to know,
- Well, I think she didn't want to be pitied,
I'm like that too,
No, no matter how certain you are
a family member's gonna die,
and you just know they're gonna die,
When they do die, it's a total shock,
I mean, I still can't accept this,
I have her ashes right in my bag,
- And is that why you haven't told Redd?
- Well, it's like that with our dad,
You know, his liver was the size of a volleyball
and Redd didn't think he was gonna die
and, and then it was too late,
and he didn't call me,
and I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to him either,
you know, - Oh baby,
- Not that it matters 'cause he was a fucking asshole,
And Redd, I tried to tell him,
He just wouldn't call me back,
I mean, I saw him the other day with you
and I just, I looked in his eyes
and there was so much hatred towards me,
I just couldn't do it,
I've got so much to tell him,
You've no idea, how much stuff I need to tell him,
- Oh, my God I'm sorry,
- Oh my God Sable this is so wrong,
What are we doing?
- No, it's so right, honey,
- No, it isn't,
I love you but we're not living in the past,
I hate the fucking past,
[door clicks] Oh, oh, oh oh oh,
- What the fuck! - Waa, it's an accident,
- Motherfucker, are you serious?
What the fuck are you doing?
Huh, you're gonna shake?
Oh, I'll fuck you up!
Ugh, urgh, stay out of my life, forever!
[heavy breathing and gasping]
[bottle clatters]
Oh shit,
Oh, oh,
Son of a bitch,
[cork pops] Aah,
- Listen, before you freak out
and start calling me names,
I've just got to tell you one thing,
- What?
- [breaths deeply] Your mom died,
[somber music]
He's been trying to tell you the whole time,
I'm sorry,
- How did she die? - I'm sorry,
I'm sorry [sniffs]
[insects chirping]
[contemplative music]
[snoring]
[dogs panting] [cow mooing]
- Hello, hello, hello?
Hi, ooh, how are you?
I am so glad you called,
[yawning] Wait, who is this?
[door squeaks and bangs]
Mrs, Carlson,
[laughing]
Can I call you back?
You live here?
- Only 37 years,
- I must have crawled up on your porch,
- Well, old habits die hard,
[eggs cracking and sizzling]
- Hmm,
So what's Tommy up to?
- Oh, starting a band, quitting a band,
Getting a job, losing a job,
In jail, out of jail,
He's nothing if not consistent,
- And Dougie,
- Oh, he has joined an Orthodox Jewish cult,
- That's weird,
You know, he, he was always sort of a seeker,
But he's not Jewish,
- Well, that's the thing,
I haven't spoken to him in almost a year,
- Teddy?
- Oh, cancer,
- You're kidding?
- He just found out,
And gone to live with his dad in Hawaii,
- I am so sorry,
You were always my favorite mom,
- You were my favorite too,
- Thanks,
- What about you?
- Well, I'm clean and sober,
- Hmm hmm, - I mean, pretty much,
I mean, last night was nothing,
And the night before, that was bad,
But you know, I puked it up so fast I don't think it counts,
- Well, it shouldn't,
- And I cut this record,
I put everything I had into it,
[sighing] Oh yeah, my mother died, last week,
- Oh Jonny,
- And my brother, Redd, he, now he thinks I came back here
to start a war,
Oh yeah, and I'm homeless,
- But you're gonna be alright,
- Yeah,
I'll be alright,
- Jonny, Jonny, Jonny,
Why didn't you tell me about her?
- What, did you want me to leave it on your voicemail?
- Yeah, why not,
[water rippling]
- What do you care, huh?
You didn't give a shit about her,
- Don't be stupid,
Just because,
when I went to live with dad,
there was no way I could be hanging out with her,
I mean even on his deathbed
he was calling her the tree-hugging cunt
that brainwashed us away from him,
- You know he was a misogynist,
he was an average songwriter, he was an alcoholic,
Ah, I mean, he named us after his favorite drink,
At least mom had the common decency
of spelling our names different,
- Look, just because I wasn't in contact with her,
doesn't mean I didn't love her,
I mean, you didn't see dad all that much
and you showed up at his wake,
- Half for the macaroni and cheese,
- Sable told me you were alone with her when she died,
I'm sorry about that,
- I saved you some ashes,
- What? - Well, I just thought
you might wanna strew them or something,
There in my bag in the car,
- Word is you're pedaling some music,
- Yeah, word is right,
- Word is it's bad,
- Yeah, word don't know shit from shinola,
- Look, calm down alright,
Just trying to be supportive,
- Calm down, dude, I just fucked your girlfriend
in the shower,
You should be kicking my ass right now huh,
Bro, where is your pride huh?
- Hmm, - Come on,
- Long gone, I'm afraid,
You know, never for once did I ever thing
that Sable loved me,
She loves you,
And that's okay,
She and I are friends and that's the way it should be,
Or family,
[horn beeps] ♪ Don't you tell me
♪ You wouldn't care what anyone says ♪
♪ Well I don't know
♪ Does anybody care
♪ What anyone says - Okay,
♪ in rock and roll
- Oh, alright, well, that's what makes a horse race,
Hmm hmm, yeah, you too,
- Jonny, this is gonna keep happening,
No one in the industry's gonna want anything
to do with that demo,
For one simple reason,
It's fucking terrible,
- I'm gonna pretend you did not say that,
[phone ringing] Oh, oh hold up,
Lay it on me baby,
Oh, oh, okay, one man's trash is another man's, yeah,
Whatever, okay,
- Your talent needs to hang up his mike,
go to college, quit pot,
Just make sure you get your ears examined,
- Look, let's not fight, please,
not in front of J-O-N-N-Y,
- [laughs] I'm trying to enlighten you,
- Oh really, why?
If I'm such a loser,
- Because, for some strange reason,
I hate the thought of you going
around town making a fool of yourself,
- You know what's really strange,
Is that you're in love with me,
- [laughs] Get back, get away,
- No, no it's weird,
- This is professional,
- Okay, okay, okay, fine,
So you think I'm a player playing huh,
- Hmm, I like erm, a dog humping,
- What?
You don't like dogs,
- I love dogs,
- See what I'm saying, - See what I'm saying,
[heavy rock music]
- Calm down guys,
- You're a sweet guy,
But I'm at a point in my life where,
I have to think about what I'm doing,
I have a career, a reputation,
You just got out of prison,
- Jail,
How did you hear about that?
- My dad saw you on TV,
- Oh,
- He's not pleased,
- Well, tell him it was for unpaid parking tickets
which I paid already,
- Kims he said it was cocaine,
- Kgh, right, coke,
I don't do coke, anymore but,
look, it was my mother,
It was her ashes,
- I, I didn't know,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Well, what about the underage girl?
What's your explanation for that?
- Fake news, - Huh, yeah,
[phone ringing]
- Yeah,
Oh, thank-you, oh yeah really, well,
I know for a fact Rock is not dead,
Yeah, okay, thank-you,
- So?
You need a plan B is what you need,
- I should just jump off a bridge into Town Lake,
I can see it now y'all,
Washed out star, washes up,
Pugh,
- It's a little bit dramatic, isn't it?
- Pugh,
- A little dramatic, - Pugh,
- Okay, that's a bit too much,
- Hey, you're an average Joe, right?
- Yeah, just moved here from Minnesota,
- Of course you did,
You like music, like, rock music?
- Of course I like rock music,
You know, JR, 512,
Alright, look dude, of course I like rock music,
But back in the day when it was awesome rock
like talent rock,
Why, what you got, what is that?
- Will you tell me if this sucks?
- What do I get?
- What do you mean?
- For my opinion, what do I get?
- A warm fuzzy feeling,
- Alright, dude, whatever,
♪ A friend in need
♪ Is a friend indeed
♪ But a friend with weed
♪ Is better
♪ A friend in need - Hmm
♪ Is friend indeed - this is what I'm talking
♪ But a friend with weed about, it's dope,
♪ Is better,
♪ A friend in need - Agh agh agh fuck
♪ Is a friend indeed
[racing music]
- Thanks,
- You know my partners lie awake at night thinking
about way to blow my head off,
Lucky for me they're just pretend cowboys,
That guy Simms, the loud one,
he went to Wharton Business School,
- Get out!
You know he's been following me around town,
'72 'cuda with Kansas plates,
It's kinda funny,
- Hmm, that guy Sykes went to SMU,
You know, they just came to me with a lot of money,
They wanted to be in the music business and,
I can't blame them for being pissed,
I took a lot of money from them,
and didn't show a nickel in return,
I need help, Jonny,
- With money,
I may not be the guy,
- People like you,
They just do, it's a gift,
Me, I'm the opposite,
I always do the right thing but people find me--
- Insufferable? - Off-putting,
But there's this kid,
I think he's really good,
In fact, he kinda sounds a little like you,
["Live by the Gun" by Jimmy Quill and Jonas Wilson]
Sable thinks we can manage him, you and I together,
We'll build him up, right here from Red Horse,
He can make us a ton of money,
- He's awesome,
- Really good,
- Glad you think so,
I thought you'd be a little competitive,
- Where'd you find him?
- Sable picked him up hitchhiking,
- He doesn't have a record deal yet?
I find that unfathomable,
- Unfathomable, - Right, I know!
I mean, he's new, erm, I'm lucky if I can even find him,
- What's his name?
- Raven Craven Poe,
- I know him,
- Get the fuck out,
- I know where he is too,
- What?
Where?
[bracelet jingles]
- I'm good, ♪ That's how the west was won
♪ I've told you once
♪ I've told you twice
♪ Get out of my way for good
♪ Go home to your daddy
♪ To get a little patty
♪ Let him pay like the way he should ♪
♪ Say you wanna make it
♪ But man you can't take it
♪ And you go right down to the bone ♪
♪ We don't wanna be with you
♪ Hugging and your kissing
♪ And your crying and all alone ♪
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ West was won
Wait, wait,
♪ Yeah
♪ I wanna start a war in place
♪ Oh oh wow,
Here's the big moment,
♪ Yeah
♪ West was won
- Well, sound like rock and roll to me,
- Ha, ha, man I can't wait for Friday,
You think anybody will show up,
- Well, we'll see,
I told all the big names you gave them them wrong music,
but I think it strained their credulity,
- Their what?
What you got to use words like that, man,
God he's off-putting,
I've got one word for you all,
Fucking bring it,
- Hey, Ricardo Negro,
You've gotta ease up on the snare brother,
And by the way, the song's in the key of B,
- Come on man, fuck you,
- Why do we need a drummer in this band anyways?
- Well, unfortunately, if it wasn't for him,
you wouldn't get laid,
[laughing]
- Hey Jonny,
you know what I told this hot music chick
to get her to come to our gig?
- What's that? - I told them we were
gonna open for JR,
- Jones?
- Yeah, she's gonna tweet about it, put it on Instagram,
Facebook, she's got like a million followers,
It's crazy,
It's all about the technology,
Times are really different now,
["T for Fucking Texas" by Jimmie Rodgers]
♪ I said T of fucking Texas
♪ Get me a T of Tennessee
♪ And I said T of fucking Texas ♪
♪ Get me a T of Tennessee yeah
♪ I said T of all those cities
♪ Off that no good bitch
♪ Who made a mess of me
♪ You're the one time
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
- Hey, who are all these guys in baseball hats?
- We're shooting the music video,
These guys are UT film students,
- With their smartphones?
- Trust me, okay,
Look, I want you just get out there,
shoot everything you can,
Just keep shooting,
- I I'm, well, but but-- - But but and well what?
- Well, I ran out of memory on my phone,
- Well, delete some shit,
I'm sure you've got like a thousand pictures
of food on there,
Figure it out, you're in college right?
- Hook'um horns,
- Just get out of here, fucking millennials,
[throng chattering]
[crowd mumbling]
You ready?
- You know, I don't even think
I've ever performed live sober,
- You'll be fine,
- What makes you think so?
I've left you down so many times before,
Why would think this would be any different?
- You gonna puke?
I'll hold your hair up, [laughs]
- What?
God, alright bro,
Let's just do this, - Good enough,
I'm holding that, [gasping and sighing]
[mouth organ whistles]
- You guys ready for some rock and roll?
[crowd cheering and clapping]
My friends from Austin, Texas,
The Rattle Snakes,
["Live by the Gun" by Jimmy Quill and Jonas Wilson]
♪ Let me tell you honey
♪ I'm running out of money
♪ When it comes aright down to you ♪
♪ Come around and bleed me
♪ And far too easy
♪ And you might have just said we're through ♪
♪ I was in a hurry
♪ You're one big worry
♪ And you never have much to say ♪
♪ Caught you on the wire
♪ Snitching liar
♪ Why don't you stay away
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ I told you once
♪ I told you twice
♪ Get outta my way for good
♪ Go home to your daddy
♪ To get a little paddle
♪ And pay like the way you should ♪
♪ Say you wanna make it
♪ And then you can't take it
♪ And the core right down to the bone ♪
♪ When I wanna be with you
♪ Hugging and a kissing
♪ And crying that you're all alone ♪
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ Live by good
♪ Die by good
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ West was won yeah
♪ I don't wanna start a war anyways ♪
♪ Oh oh ah ah ah
♪ Yeah yeah
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ Live by gun
♪ Die by gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ Live by the gun
♪ Die by the gun
♪ In the line
♪ That's how the west was won
♪ West was won
♪ Ay ay ay
[crowd cheering and clapping]
Yes!
Yes, fuck yeah,
- Oh, - A friend in need
is a friend indeed
but a friend with weed is better,
- Listen, no hiphop or rap jokes tonight alright,
I'm very sensitive about this shit,
Anyways, we have a little confession to make,
We didn't think anybody was gonna show up
so we decided that we would tweet out
that JR Jones was playing with us tonight,
And I found out he's not even in town,
- Aah, - Come on,
- What, - What,
- Boo! - Fuck this,
- Hey, relax alright,
It's all good, it's all good 'cause guess what?
We're playing some old songs tonight,
And we're definitely gonna play a few new ones,
Here's a new one,
It's called Black Roses,
♪ All you'll ever get is black roses ♪
♪ All you'll ever
Hey, wasted youth,
It's only social media, man,
It's just Snapchat,
Facebook, alright,
Instagram,
Five thousand fucking friends,
It's only rock and roll dude!
It's only rock and roll!
[glass breaks] Oh! [screaming]
[exciting music]
- Dude, that's Jonny fucking Coyle brother,
- Back up hombre you don't want none of this,
[canister spraying] [crowd shouting]
- Fuck you bitch,
Argh, argh argh argh!
[keys clattering] - Alright moron,
[jail door slamming]
- How long have you been here?
- Hmm? - How long have you been here?
- Only a few minutes,
- Oh man,
That was just so the dream I'm having,
Okay,
Sable, oh come on put some clothes on,
- [laughs] Why? - Tsh, why?
Because I don't love you anymore,
Not in that way,
- You used to,
- I used to do a lot of things, Sable,
I mean, I'll always love you,
But I've changed,
Well, I'd like to think I've changed,
Actually, I haven't changed at all,
But I have to,
- Ah ha, agh, ah ah ah [slapping]
[lighter snips]
- Please God, deliver me from myself,
Aah, aah, aah, aah,
mm mm mm mm mm mm - Aah, aah,
- Mm mm,
Let this be the bottom,
[gasping and panting] - Ah ah,
- Alan Reed told me the story,
About when you were a little a kid
and I think it was like your
little league world series or something,
And erm, your parents, Catherine and Walker came
to the game but they, they sat on opposite sides
of the bleachers and I know that upset you,
It's the bottom of the ninth, two outs,
and you're up to bat,
A lot of pressure,
Everybody's cheering Jonny Jonny, Jonny,
The first pitch comes, you hit it really far,
but it was a foul,
Second pitch comes, you hit it even further,
[claps] foul,
I could just see your sweet little face,
If you won the game, your family would stay together,
I can't even imagine,
Third pitch, the ball comes straight down the middle,
You swing with everything you have,
Strikeout,
Game over,
I mean I guess it was the end for a lot of stuff that day,
- What's your point?
- You tell me,
- Nice shirt,
- Boys are back,
- For you,
- That's not-- - I know,
I miss her,
- A baggy?
- It's a Ziploc, [grunts]
- You think this is funny?
[rain pattering]
Put on a fucking shirt, man,
[wispy music]
- I mean, you don't cause riots,
or land in jail, or rehab, or in bed with your girlfriend,
I mean, tell me what to do,
- Every rotten thing that's every happened
to you has started with a lie,
So stop lying,
Start telling the truth,
- About what?
- About everything,
About what keeps you from blowing your brains out,
Hollywood fucked you up bro,
I mean, what is it, is it, is it the drugs,
the drinking, the sex, the cheating,
is it the music?
You wanna be rich and famous, I mean what the fuck is it?
- You know that stuff makes me want to die,
- Good start,
What doesn't?
What makes you want to live?
[phone ringing]
- It's Jonny Coyle,
- It's Drusilla, - And Toni,
- Hey ladies, where're you up, what's up?
- You're nailed to the cross JC,
You're in Alaska, - What does that mean?
- It means you're cold, Jonny,
- They think you started that riot the other night
as a publicity stunt,
- Did you know that 10 kids ended up in the hospital?
You could just wait for the lawsuits,
And there's some rumor about you and a sex tape,
Like some ugly threesome with bondage and a pussycat,
[laughing] - Luckily we like a challenge,
So by this time next week you'll be in Florida,
- Wait, Florida?
Alaska, vomit and a pussycat,
No, no no no no,
You know, I'm quitting music forever, okay,
I'm just done, - Please tell me you're
in a tunnel JC?
- No, I'm not,
But I'm, there's a light at the end of it,
- Are you sure it isn't an oncoming train?
- You know what?
Nacho Rancho is closed on Tuesday,
[phone crashes]
- Hello?
Jonny?
Jonny, there's no liability in rock and roll,
Come on!
Seriously, the boss that seeked you saw you here
that night, they threw food all over themselves,
Jonny?
Hello?
Jonny?
Hello?
- Hello? - Hello?
Agh, - Oh my God,
- Hey, - Hey,
- What's wrong?
- [sniffs] It's, it's my dad,
I've been, I just, I've been begging him not
to put me back where I started,
Leave me in classical,
And usually every decision he makes is about money
but I guess he saw us last night
and he's upset and--
- What, I mean what are you talking about?
- As a punishment, he put me back
in charge of the rock division,
- You know, this is so ironic,
- What do you mean?
- What do I mean, I mean, I quit the music business,
I mean if there is a music business,
- When though? - Like 15, 20 minutes ago,
- Why?
- Because I just don't fit into this digital world,
I mean, I'm analog,
I'm like reel to reel,
Tape,
I mean music in the cloud,
You know what, I am so over it,
- Well, what are you gonna do instead?
- I'm gonna enjoy these clouds,
And, gah, and this,
And you know what, and this,
[gentle music] Look, just admit it,
you're crazy about me,
- I am not, - Yes,
- You're crazy, - No, no no,
look look hey hey hey okay, okay, okay,
- Hey, I wanna give you something,
- Hmm, what me?
- Hmm hmm,
- Oh my gosh,
Okay, I will--
- Hmm, your head's kinda big,
- Oh, I really do love it,
- I'm proud of you,
You're doing the right thing,
- I'm proud of you,
[hands slapping] - Stop
- Oh God,
- Hey, hey man,
This is a perfectly good CD,
Are you littering?
- What? - Jonny, Jonny Coyle?
Rattle Snakes?
It's me, Hoss, from Baton Rouge,
Varsity, 1988,
I was supposed to play with the Aneurysms
but my drummer was up in rehab,
We came out with that er, that girl Ginger,
the red head with the puffy lips and the hash,
- Right, - Oh, hello,
- Hi,
Jessica, - Hoss,
- How you doing?
This guy sucked them in,
- Yeah,
- You better watch out, I've seen him get a girlfriend
who just liked running his fingers through his hair,
[laughing] - Hey Hoss,
- So-- - Hey man,
- So, you playing tonight, you in town, what's going on?
- I can't believe it, - What?
- The bath is starting to bubble,
- What the fuck does that mean?
- You're in love,
- Oh God,
- About damn time,
Have you told him yet,
- No, should I?
- Hmm, you have your first meeting as a head of rock,
- Oh yes, that's true,
- Hmm, here,
- What is this?
- It's a gift from your father,
- Woo, what the fuck is his problem?
I don't want this thing
- Simms,
- [sniffs] I saw you and Jonny Spoil in the newspaper,
- Oh yeah,
- Are you gonna sign him or what?
- Guess you haven't heard?
- Heard what?
- He quit the music business,
- Jeesh, what's my return gonna be on that,
[sniffing]
- Are you okay?
- Fuck, no,
Fucking Austin allergy bullshit,
This guy's gonna die of lead poisoning,
Can I use your restroom? - Right this way,
- Yo, you should have seen the look on her face,
They were mortified,
[water tinkling]
They say he's gonna quit,
He's not signing shit,
I should have been a fucking actor
and pulled this whole phony Austin allergy
bullshit routine on them,
Ah, maybe,
I'll deal with it,
[sniffs] Alright,
[toilet flushing]
[rain pattering]
- Good news rocker, rock and roll is back together,
- Do I know you? - Tuh, know me,
I'm your knight in shining armor,
I'm your guardian angel, I'm your wheel of fortune,
- Ice, shit, - Oh, damn,
[laughing]
Look, see what it is?
I mean for Christ sakes, it's like a man can't even reach
into his pocket nowadays without
some pussy practically pissing himself,
Here you go man, - What's this?
- It's five thousand dollars, your royalties,
- Five Gs, It's the first thousand
copies of Anonymous, the sidewalk addition,
- Those street guys, Mustang, Rhode Island,
- Texas Bitch, - That's right,
We stole your shit, we sold it on the streets,
I'm Jax, this is my partner Rock Jones,
and er, er, you are? - That's my brother,
Redd Coyle, - Pleasure,
[sighing]
[jolly music] - Fucking Mopars,
What are you, a penguin,
Jesus Christ,
Fucking dying,
[slow music] [glass clatters]
[bottle lid clatters]
- Oh, pick up man,
[blowing]
[lighter clicks]
[door squeaks]
- Where's our money sat off your ass,
- Oh Jesus,
Here we go,
- It's nothing business, it's just personal,
Why'd you quit the business?
- I didn't,
Well, I did but I didn't,
I'm back alright,
So you guys please just knock off
this cowboy gangster aggie bullshit alright,
In fact, here's our first installment alright,
- You know, there's plenty more where that came from,
- What, are you bouncing rain checks?
- Tu, seriously,
- You need some help cleaning up around here?
- Do you have a broom? - Sure,
- What are you gonna sweep up the names
you've never dropped?
[heavy rock music]
- Stop right there,
Stop, back away,
- Who's this crazy bitch?
- Hey you better watch your mouth Rhode Island,
That's my soulmate,
- My bad, - What're you doing?
- You might wanna cock that, honey,
- Wait a second, ain't you the one from the Chronical,
hanging onto Jonny Coyle like a God damn possum?
- Why are you talking right now?
- Honey, put the gun down,
- This fucking sweaty ass piece
of shit said he was going to kill you,
- It was just a little mental espionage,
- These guys went to business school, Miss, Banks,
They're my business partners,
They've just obviously seen too many fucking movies,
- Honey, you gotta put the gun, you're freaking me out,
- Oh God, I'm freaking out,
- I'm freaking out! - Yeah, you're freaking
me out, - I'm freaking out,
- Put it down, put it down, - I'm freaking out,
- Guess what, you know what's important,
it's like you cared, - I do,
- You did, - I just had to get your--
- I just, I know, - Just because I--
- Because I love you, - Because I love you,
- I love you, - I love you,
- I love you, I do, so much, - I do, I love you,
- I love, I love love love you,
- I love you, - I love you,
- Ah, happy ending,
You don't see that too much these days,
- Whoops! [gun fires]
[slow music]
[sobbing] [tannoy mumbling]
- I loved you from the moment I saw you,
[heart machine beeping] I really did,
It was just too soon to tell you
all the things that I wanted to tell you,
And if I got a new chance I would've just told you,
[crying] I would have told you,
I would drive over, you're not scared of anything,
And, I would tell you, that I'm not scared of you anymore,
I'm not scared of us,
And now I'm terrified that it's too late,
and I'll, I'll never forgive myself,
And I know I'm gonna be alone for a really long time,
[sobbing] [soulful violin music]
[feet shuffling]
- Man, I hope he makes it,
But if he doesn't, he's really gonna blow up,
I can see it now on a billboard,
Who shot JC?
It's kinda got a ring to it, don't it?
- Yeah, it does,
Dude, ain't fame a bitch, - A bitch,
[rock music]
♪ Sitting all alone
♪ Outside the Neoflash
♪ Just another hotel room
♪ Or maybe it's the last
♪ Send my letters back
♪ I should've burned them all
♪ Why did you hang up on me
♪ When I tried to come
♪ Sees the club
♪ But it's so far away
♪ Sees the club
♪ But it's so far away
♪ Sees the club
♪ But it's so far away
♪ So far away
♪ I'm strung out on this high road ♪
♪ Drinking days away
♪ Doing anything to forget another day ♪
♪ Out there on the bright light stage ♪
♪ I'm standing so strong
♪ Now I'm coming home tonight
♪ I am so alone
♪ Sees the club
♪ But it's so far away
♪ Sees the club
♪ But it's so far away
♪ Sees the club
♪ But it's so far away
♪ So far away
♪ It's taking our God
♪ I gotta learn to give
♪ 'Cause what I've given back to you ♪
♪ Just ain't enough to live
["A Friend with Weed is Better"
by Jimmy Quill and Colin Wolfe]]
♪ A friend in me
♪ Is friend indeed
♪ But a friend with weed
♪ Is better
♪ An unexamined life is a life not worth living ♪
♪ But if you take responsibilities ♪
♪ And explore tranquilities
♪ And the mind intertwined
♪ With the cold hearted facts
♪ To the case that was never erased ♪
♪ Covered up so the truth won't come out ♪
♪ About between you and me
♪ Emancipated to finally integrated ♪
♪ To the face that we all call life ♪
♪ And given back to the fact that the ordinary people ♪
♪ Disappear off the face of the Earth ♪
♪ And search for the long lost breath ♪
♪ As long as the money's there
♪ You think I'm funny
♪ You keep laughing at me
♪ But I'm searching for the passage to the moon ♪
♪ In a mini-mirrored room against a sharpened metal spoon ♪
♪ An appetite for modesty and honesty ♪
♪ Blame to the posters for bringing down my talent ♪
♪ Well I bang to a different drum and dreams to come ♪
♪ Like a thorn from a rose
♪ I chose to see the murders and fingerprints ♪
♪ On the street cars of desire
♪ And then destroyed in the fire ♪
♪ And make believed that the higher power ♪
♪ had something to do with it
♪ Shit, if you believe that
♪ Take a toke and bring me some of that smoke ♪
♪ A friend in need
♪ Is a friend indeed
♪ But a friend with weed
♪ Is better
♪ A friend in need
♪ Is a friend indeed
♪ But a friend with weed
♪ Is better