♪SLOW PIANO MUSIC
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♪UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC
[INDISTINCT CROWD VOICES]
PETE: Oooooh yeah, girls, That is it,
Mmmmm,,,daddy like a lot,
Mmmmmm MMM,
Daddy wanna get me some of that,
[ROOSTER CALL RING TONE]
Yeah, boss?
FRANK: Is Jimmy there?
Uhhh, kind of,
FRANK: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Well, there's these two guys, and they kind of look the same,
FRANK: You still got the picture I gave you?
Yeah, I got it, Just,,,hold on,
FRANK: Oh, Pete, you're at the wedding party, right?
Yeah,,, but these two guys they,,,
Oh shit, Oh fuck,
FRANK: What? What's going on?
Uh, nothin', boss, No worries, I got this,
[CELL PHONE BEEP]
Eenie, meenie, minie,,,mo,
[GUN FIRE]
And mo,
[GUN FIRE]
[CITY TRAFFIC SOUNDS]
MR, MORRIS: Maddie, you have a six point lead in all the
preliminary polls,
You're testing strong with women and liberals,
Trust in you is high across all voting demographics,
I guess the question is,,,
Are you ready to officially throw your hat into the ring?
MADDIE: I am ready, sir!
That's good, because confidence in a candidate is a
key factor in an election,
One misstep, one mistake, and um, poll numbers can plummet,
Now, there was that incident with Donald Trump
at a fundraiser?
MADDIE: Yeah, you know, uh,,,
I,,,I drank one too many margaritas that night,
They were strong,
People said you tried to knock his toupee off his head,
It looked, it looked terrible!
Maddie, Donald Trump doesn't wear a toupee,
Now you tell me,
No more screw-ups, Maddie, Stay away from booze, stay away from
Donald Trump, stay away from any trouble
whatsoever this weekend,
Yes, sir,
Now, I've drawn up some talking points for your speech,,,
Uh, you know, I've given this a lot of thought,
and I've actually have some really good ideas myself,
I want to come out really strong on immigration and jobs
cause I want the people of the district to know that
I'm very serious about backing them in every way--
Maddie, Maddie,,, do you want to win?
Yes, sir, More than anything,
You win an election by saying or doing whatever it takes to get
one more vote than your opponent,
Your father, God rest his soul, was re-elected to this very same
State Assembly seat thirteen times, Do you know how many of
those campaigns I ran?
Thirteen?
No, just the first couple, Look, that's not the point,
The point is, the people loved your father and they're going to
love you, because you're his legacy,
This State Assembly seat is simply a stepping stone,
We have, we have much bigger plans for you,
Maddie Harmon, Governor of New York!
Has a nice ring, doesn't it?
It really does, sir,
So what are you going to do Maddie?
I am gonna win, sir!
And what are you gonna do to win?
You're going to do what I tell you to do, Now, Tom here,
he's gonna meet with you in Canandaigua Saturday afternoon
and go over some last-minute campaign strategy, Then,
at ten a,m, Sunday morning, you're going to announce your
candidacy from the front porch of your mother's home,
That's going to give us a strong visual connection with the
voters, We want to keep this small, Maddie,
Just a few friends, family, neighbors, This isn't Madelyn
Harmon, big city attorney running for office, This is
Maddie, small town Canandaigua girl, Last thing
we want to do is to look like some big political machine
rolling into this small lake town,
My cousin Laura's going to be there, and my best girlfriend
Amy who we grew up with, we've all been best friends forever--
Okay, okay,,,Look, Maddie, just no more problems,
You can count on me,
Oh, ha, Thank you, sir,
MR, MORRIS: It's okay,
Sorry,
Oh, forget that, C'mere, Aw, there we go, Look,
look, you call me as soon as you get to Canandaigua, all right?
-You got it, Thank you, Tom, -TOM: See ya,
See you later, Thanks,
MR, MORRIS: Thank you, Maddie,
Thank you!
All right, Lord have mercy,
[PILL BOTTLE RATTLING]
[FRUSTRATED GRUNTING]
[CRUNCHING]
♪SLOW PIANO MUSIC [BIRDS CHIRPING]
LAURA: Twelve more days,
LAURA: I'm so sad, I have never been away from
you guys like this before,
EMMA: Why do you have to go, Mommy?
Well, because Aunt Maddie is having a very important party
this weekend, And Mommy has to be there to support her, But,
it's only for a couple of days, I'm going to call you guys all
the time, okay? Kay? And everything's going to be okay
because Mommy is gonna put her invisible super bubble of
protection around you,
ZACH: Mr, Bobbles wants a kiss too,
Hammer fist! Reverse punch! Tiger claw strike!
You are so good, Zachy, You keep practicing, And Emma, I want you
to be a really good big sister to your brother, okay?
Okay,
All right, walk Mommy to the car? In bed by eight, okay guys?
Make sure that you brush your teeth, okay?
BRUCE: Laura, please, just take the train, It's--
No, no, Bye, I'm good, I'm fine, I love you! Bye!
Step back,
LAURA: Love you guys!
[GLASS BREAKING]
BRUCE: And that's why Daddy always drives you guys to school,
LAURA: Bye!
Honey, you're going the wrong way,
EMMA: I'm going to put an invisible super bubble of protection
around mommy,
Mommy's going to need a really, really big bubble,
Bye!
ARMANDO: Hey, Amy,,,
AMY: Hi Armando, Guess what? I totally felt the baby kick!
AMY: I know I'm not supposed to feel anything yet--
ARMANDO: Amy--
AMY: but I totally did, Also, it's a boy, I know, I wanted a boy
first, Two boys and two girls, And the, I don't know,
We'll see, right? ARMANDO: Amy, I--
Oh, and don't worry about that thing with my mom,
She said it's okay if we get married after the baby's born as
long as it's a church wedding--
ARMANDO: Amy, I'm leaving you! I'm sorry, I met someone else
and I'm not going to be here when you get back, I'm moving to
San Francisco, But I'll totally send money to support the baby,
and stuff, We're over, Goodbye, Amy,
[CELL PHONE BEEP] No, that's Amy's,
BOYFRIEND: I know, but I would absolutely kill in this little number,
You're so bad,
BOYFRIEND: Ah, I know,
But you're right, Let's take it,
Oh no! [HYSTERICAL CRYING]
[TRAFFIC AND WIND SOUNDS]
♪DEEP MYSTERIOUS MUSIC
♪PLAYFUL MYSTERIOUS MUSIC [SILVERWARE HITTING PLATE]
PETE: Hey, boss, how's it going?
FRANK: Jimmy Avinetti, twenty years he's with me, My paison,
He takes care of my books,
Doesn't have to get his hands dirty, Fuckin' guy turns FBI
rat, hides out in their witness protection program,
Now, I get information that Jimmy is going to be at a
wedding, I give you a simple job, You go to the wedding,
you whack the fuckin' guy, You shot two guys,
I just wanted to make sure I got the right guy,
Neither one of the guys you shot was Jimmy, Because you went to
the wrong wedding, Jimmy testifies against me, I rot in
prison for the rest of my natural born life, Do you
understand what I'm saying, Pete?
Yes, boss,
Now that's the address where the FBI is hiding Jimmy,
Now, I'm gonna give you a chance to make right on this
thing, You go to that fucking address, and you kill Jimmy, or
I am going to personally pour the concrete around your feet,
do you understand what I am saying? And it won't just be
you, Pete, I'm going to bury your mother, your sister, your
nieces and nephews and any children you might have, known
or unknown, in the same fucking grave with you,
Do I make myself clear?
[BIRDS CHIRPING] ♪BANJOLELE MUSIC
♪LOOKING IN THE MIRROR I KNEW WHAT'D BE TRUE♪
♪THAT SOMEDAY I'D BE JUST LIKE YOU♪
♪YOUR BEAUTY AND LOVE SURPASSED IT ALL♪
♪I'VE KNOWN THAT SINCE I WAS THREE FEET TALL♪
♪AND I KNOW SOMEDAY I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN♪
♪WHEN I'M SKIPPING THROUGH RIGHT THROUGH HEAVENS DEN♪
♪BUT UNTIL THAT DAY I JUST CLOSE MY EYES♪
♪AND SEE YOU RIGHT THERE BY MY SIDE♪
[TRAFFIC AND BIRD SOUNDS]
MADDIE: Mom?
KATE: In here, honey,
AH! Welcome home, Maddie!
Thanks, Mom,
MR, DIBBLE: Hi-ya, Maddie,
KATE: Oh, this is Mr, Dibble,
Oh, I've heard so much about you,
MR, DIBBLE: This is Sparky,
MADDIE: Well hi, Sparky, So, how you doing, Mr, Dibble?
Well, my diverticulitis has been acting up lately,
Oh, I'm uh that um, I'm so, I'm sorry to hear that,
Well, it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the painful
bowel movements,
These are flowers Mr, Dibble brought from his garden,
-Those are so beautiful, -Aren't they?
MR, DIBBLE: Just like your mother,
[DOG BARK]
MR, DIBBLE: Well, I guess we should be going,
It was nice to see you, Maddie,
It was really nice to see you too,
C'mon, Sparky, Bye-bye,
MADDIE AND KATE: Bye,
Come on, Sparky,
[DOOR CLOSES]
MADDIE: So, you and Mr, Dibble,,,
What? Oh, no, no, no, We are just friends,
He just moved to town a few,,,
He seems really sweet, and you know that he likes you,
Oh, Maddie,
Mom, Mom?
Mmm-hm,
It's been over ten years, You are a beautiful, vivacious
woman, You've got the restaurant, Some guy would be
lucky to have you, You can't stay in this house all by
yourself the rest of your life,
Oh, honey, I know, And sometimes it does get lonely out here,
But, your father was a very special man, You look just
like him,,,only beautiful,
Well, thanks,
I wish he was here to see you now,
Oh, that's what it is, Your hair looks different,
I just,,,I thought I would try something new,
It's very feminine, Very,,,very pretty,
Oh, good, Thank you very much,
Maybe you should wear it up for the press conference on Sunday
you know, to,,,to project a strong,,,stronger image,
Mom,,,
You only get once chance to make a first impression, Your father
was very aware of those things,
Did Dad, did Dad ever disagree with his campaign managers?
Maddie, every candidate needs a political machine behind them to
get elected, But your father never let that machine
control him, I'm just glad you're home,
Me too,
[LOUD CRASH IN THE DISTANCE]
Laura's here!
♪MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC
Oh, no,,,
That's the third mailbox,
AMY: He left me,
There's Amy,
♪JAZZ MUSIC
LAURA: Amy, your baby is going to be the most loved baby in the whole
world, And he or she is going to have three Mommies, and my
little Zachy and Emma are going to be a big brother
and a big sister,,,
I'm going to be an unwed mother,
Why do I always pick the wrong guy?
Don't be so hard on yourself,
He's a fucking asshole! I really miss him!
KATE: I'm so sorry, girls, I've got to get to the restaurant,
Amy, are you going to be okay?
Yes,
Don't worry about this, Mom, we got it,
KATE: All right, Okay, you guys hang in there,
I won't be back until late tonight,
MADDIE: Bye, mom,
Oh God, it's Maddie's special weekend, I'm ruining it,
Honey, don't you worry, You cry it out, cry it out honey,
It's the hormones,
That's why I'm never getting pregnant,
Oh yeah? What's Fred have to say about that?
Who's Fred?
No, you guys broke up?
What? No more smokin' hot firefighter Fred? Why?
Why?
Cause I don't have time for Fred, I don't have time for
personal relationships, Politics is my life,
Remember your Senior Prom,
and me and Amy were in the eighth grade, and we walked you
and all the other queen candidates down the aisle?
Even then everyone knew you were something really special,
Oooh!
You're going to be President of the United States some day,
President!
No,,,
Why not?
I mean, maybe,,,Governor,
LAURA AND AMY: Governor! Governor!
Armando! Armando!
Ok, She's being a little,,,
You guys, we are not going to sit here and sulk all night,
Do you know why? Because this is not us, This is not who we are,
No, screw Armando,
I did, and now I'm pregnant,
Guys, when we were kids, what did we always used to say?
When the going gets tough, the tough,,,?
-Study harder? -Call my dad?
Ok,
-I just always studied harder, -I called my dad to bail me out,
When the going gets tough,,, the tough drink tequila!
-We said that when we were kids? -No,
We definitely should have said that when we were kids,
ALL: When the going gets tough, the tough drink tequila!
You're pregnant,
♪ROCK MUSIC
MADDIE: You're not the boss of me,
AMY: This is going to be a great baby!
ALL: Maddie's running for Governor, Governor, Governor,,,
Maddie's running for President, President, President,,,
♪MADDIE AND THE GIRLS ARE DOIN' JUST FINE♪
AMY: But you have very tiny feet and that might mean you have a very
tiny vagishee, That's good, You keep it small,
LAURA: You don't call it a vagishee,
That's what I call it,
MADDIE: I call it a hoo-hah, Or a girl, It's my girl!
♪WE GONNA PARTY ALL DAY WE AIN'T EVER GONNA STOP♪
♪YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
♪YOU GOTTA SCREAM AND SHOUT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE♪
♪SHAKE THAT ASS LET DOWN YOUR HAIR♪
♪WE GONNA PARTY ALL DAY WE AIN'T EVER GONNA STOP♪
♪YEAH, WE GONNA PARTY PARTY PARTY UNTIL WE DROP♪
-I love you guys so much, -We love you,
You guys are the best friends I could ever imagine,
♪WE GONNA PARTY ALL DAY WE GONNA PARTY ALL DAY♪
MADDIE: I love you!
LAURA: I love you too!
[ANOTHER DOORBELL RING]
AMY: Okay, Okay, Go get it,
I love you,
I love you!
[GRUNTING]
Fuck,
[INTENSE GRUNTING] ♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
[MADDIE SCREAMS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
♪SUSPENSEFUL CRESCENDO
AMY: Oh my God! Oh my God!
One of you guys order pizza?
Oh my God, this man is dead!
♪DRAMATIC CLIMAX MUSIC
He,,,he, he broke in, It was self defense!
Well, technically, you opened the door, so--
He was attacking me, Laura!
With what, a pepperoni pizza?
Are we going to prison?
We're not going to prison! I have an election to win!
I can't be one of those women
that gives birth to their baby in prison,
I am announcing my candidacy from the front porch of this
house in thirty-six hours,
A dead body does not fit into my campaign strategy!
♪SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
Who are we kidding?
It's over,
[BOTTLE DROP THUD]
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
I'm calling the police, Everybody just tell the truth,
I thought I was being attacked,
No, no, no,,,no cops!
Laura, we have to,
We will throw ourselves at the mercy of the court,
Yeah, it's our word against a dead guy's,
Remember, after high school, I went to California,
you know, to have some fun, And uh,,,I was seeing that
guy,,,I accidentally robbed a bank,
MADDIE AND AMY: What?
Well, technically, he robbed it, So, what happened was,
I was waiting in the car and then he said he was going in to
make a withdrawal, and then all of a sudden these alarms started
going off and he ran out and like jumped in the car with a
bag full of money and I,,,I drove off,
MADDIE AND AMY: You drove the getaway car?
You're the worst driver in the world!
Every single time you sit in my car my insurance rates go up!
Shhh! The point is, the statute of limitations expires in twelve
days, And then I'm going to be home free, But if we call the
cops right now I'm going to go straight to jail, and my little
Zachy and Emma are going to grow up without a Mommy,
Maybe we can end up in the same prison, I'll be your cell
bitch! I don't even mind top bunk,
All right, all right, Hold on,
♪HOPEFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
Here's what we're gonna do, We're gonna clean up this
mess like nothing happened, We're going to move this dead
guy in to the woods for the night, In the morning we'll
figure out what to do, We're going to stick together, As a
team, we can get through this together, Go Team Maddie!
Statute of limitations,
Any name but Armando,
See, when I do a fist bump, I like to blow it up
and then ash it down,
MADDIE: Amy! Shut up, and go get some tape!
Okay,
[NIGHT TIME BUGS AND OWLS] [DIGGING AND BREATHING NOISES]
AMY: Really, Maddie?
Are we digging a grave or are we making an omelet?
I told you, I couldn't find a shovel, All right, that's deep
enough, Let's move him,
[CHILD NOISES RINGTONE]
[CELL PHONE BEEP]
ZACH: Hi, Mommy,
Hi Zachy, how are you?
ZACH: Good,
OK, Um, Um, Um, Mommy is a little busy right now, I'm gonna
have to call you back in a little bit--
ZACH: Emma threw Mr, Bobbles in the toilet,
What do you mean Emma put Mr, Bobbles in the toilet?
You know what honey, baby, don't cry, I know, I know Zachy,
Just put Emma on the phone for Mommy,
EMMA: Hi, Mommy,
Emma Laura Nichols,,,oh, uh-uh, no I don't care what Zachy
did to your bicycle! You do not put Mr, Bobbles in the toilet!
Now I want you to go over to your brother and--
Jesus!
you tell him you are very sorry and you give him a big hug,
EMMA: Zach, I'm sorry for putting Mr, Bobbles in the toilet,
That's a good girl, Thank you, Thank you for listening,
Aunt Amy and Aunt Maddie say hi!
Hi Zach, Hi Emma,
Okay, honey, I'm going to have to call you guys back in a
little bit, I love you! I love you! Buh-Bye,
MADDIE: Are you kidding me, Laura? One, two, three, slide him in!
AMY: Go, Oh my God,
MADDIE: Okay, perfect, Perfect, Okay, Great,
[OWL HOOTING AND MOSQUITOES]
What? I'm pregnant, I'm eating for two now,
She's put worse in her mouth,
♪SLOW PIANO MUSIC
[VOMITING NOISES]
I think I barfed up my uterus,
You'll be fine,
Maddie!
Ah!,,,Oh,,,Oh,,, Oh fuck me!
I do not recommend that, It's like twenty minutes of
tingling toes, then three months of you puking your guts out,
It's like maybe your boyfriend stays with you, maybe he
doesn't, Maybe he leaves you high and dry for some--
Amy! Maddie, come on, get up! We gotta go figure out what to
do with that body,
What body?
♪DRAMATIC CLIMAX MUSIC
Ma!
KATE: Good morning sleepy heads,
-Good morning Mrs, Harmon, -Aunt Kate,
I hope you're hungry, I fixed breakfast and coffee,
-Not at all, Thank you so much, -We have to go deal with this--
Yeah, I'm starving, thanks!
[WATER SPRINKLER SOUND] [LAWN MOWER SOUND]
Mom,why are you not at work right now?
Maddie, I heard what you said yesterday, and you're right,
I do need to get out of the house more often,
Mr, Dibble, asked me this morning to go for a tugboat ride
on the lake with him, I said I would, So I'm not going to go
into the restaurant until, I don't know, later,
Well, you girls had quite the party last night,
Why do you say that?
Well, my liquor cabinet was half empty, and the house looked like
it was ransacked!
♪INCREASING SUSPENSE MUSIC
I know what happened last night,
♪MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC NOTES
[KATE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
I could always get you with that line!
Oh, ever since you were little girls, all I had to do was say
it in that tone of voice and you'd confess to anything!
-Good one, Mrs, Harmon! -Aunt Kate! That's funny,
So, what do you girls have planned this afternoon?
Uh, well, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go get a suit,,,
for tomorrow,
Oh, oh, yeah, then we're going to go to the uh,,,
Spa, and treat Maddie for, um, a facial, and maybe get our
nails done,
Good, I need a massage after moving that dead guy,,,
Ow! Im just saying!
MADDIE: And I, I'm going to meet Tom
Grennan at the restaurant later tonight,
Tom Grennan?
Yes, he is the,,,ummm,,,
♪COMICAL MUSIC NOTE [DOG CRYING SOUND]
What on earth?
[DOG CRYING AND PANTING]
Sparky! What do you have in your,,,
That's a piece of pizza!
Mr, Dibble would never let him have pizza!
[ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
[BIRDS CHIRPING AND WIND SOUND]
Somebody's gotta be looking for this guy by now,
Oh my god, right? The pizza place must know the address he
was going to last night,
We didn't, we didn't order a pizza, That guy should not have
been at our house, And who delivers pizza in this town
anyway? We don't even have a Dominos, Something's just,,,
it's not right about this,
Maybe we should have called the cops,
Yeah, way too late for that, Let's move him,
Whoa, whoa, whoa in broad daylight?
Wha,,,are we gonna leave him here? Cause I have a press
conference in less than twenty-four hours,
We'll find a dumpster somewhere,
Yeah, cause that's a rock-solid plan,
You got a better idea?
You know, ever since we were kids,
just because you're the oldest--
Way older,
You always think you're right,
I'm just saying, maybe we should think about this,
That's a great idea, Yeah, let's do that, Let's think about that,
Lots of time,
You let me know when you're done thinking about it,
I'm done,
AMY: Okay, how are we going to move this guy?
It took us forever to get him out here last night,
Everybody just,,,grab a limb,
♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
Maddie, who bought my parents' house?
It looks like they're remodeling the garage!
Amy, I don't know, Move your car because it's blocking my car,
AMY: Uh-oh,
[KEYS RATTLING]
I'm driving the getaway car again!
♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC HEIGHTENS
Whoa! Dude's got a serious package down there!
Amy, did you really just grope a dead man's crotch?
It was an accidental grope,
♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC HEIGHTENS
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
TRUCK DRIVER: You've got my vote, Maddie!
Get him in the back seat!
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
Ewwww,
♪BANJOLELE MUSIC
LAURA: I don't know why you don't trust me sometimes,
-MADDIE: I totally trust you, -LAURA: I know what I'm doing,
MADDIE: I know you know what you're doing, I'm not saying you don't,
MADDIE: Okay,,,how's the dead guy?
I have to pee so bad, Can we stop and get jerky?
MADDIE: I can't believe this, Just one dumpster, Somewhere, Anywhere,
AMY: In the movies, there's always some bum digging
around in a dumpster,
-MADDIE: Homeless person, -AMY: Them too,
MADDIE: Is that a dumpster back there?
MADDIE: Oh no, Pull in here, Laura,
MADDIE: Uh, do one of you have a tampon?
Uh, hello, Preggers here! No more cramps!,,,
Sorry, dead dude,
Can we go back to that mini-mart super quick?
Seriously? We've got a dead guy in the back seat!
Uh, seriously, I've a whole Charles Manson thing going on
here right now, Let's go back, It'll take me three seconds,
Okay, all right, okay,
MADDIE: Snotty pants!
[CHILD NOISES RINGTONE]
Oh, it's my little Zachy and Emma! Hi guys!
ZACH AND EMMA: Hi Mommy!
Awww, I miss you so much!
ZACH AND EMMA: We love you!
[POLICE CAR RADIO] ♪MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC
POLICE CHIEF: Hey Nick, did you hear what happened last night?
I miss you so so so so much! Aunt Amy says Hi!
Hi Zach, Hi Emma!
NICK: Hey,
- Emma? - EMMA: Yes?
Mommy's going to have to call you back, Tell Daddy to stay
close by the phone, Mommy might only get to make one phone call,
[CELL PHONE BEEP]
NiCK: Amy, is that you? It's me Nick Bua, We used to work at my dad's
grocery store when you were in high school,
Oh, right, Nick, Um,,, yeah, how's it going, Nick?
Good, good,,,you know,,,I'm a cop now, And I heard you moved
to the city a few years ago,
I did, yeah, I moved back and I've just been knocking around
and,,,I got knocked-up by some douche bag who likes to
play pinch-and-tickle-- LAURA: Amy!
What?,,,You always get mad at me when I'm--
Amy! Please,
This guy okay?
He's fine, He's,,,Amy's dad,
He's,,,not feeling very well,,,right now, Right, Amy?
Yeah,,,yeah, uh,,,uh, dad's a little under the weather,
You know, you look great! Have you been working out?
Like, doesn't he look good in his uniform, Laura?
Very,,,sexy,
I,,,I love a man in uniform,
I do work out, Some weights and uh, cardio,,,
Hi! Excuse me, I'm so sorry, we're in a little bit, tiny bit
of a rush, Bye!
ALL: Bye!
POLICE CHIEF: Who's the dingalings?
Put these on, No fingerprints,
And put these on him to hide his face,
LAURA: I think he's pretty much covered in our DNA by now,
Can you just do it?
Ohhh, I'm so hungry,
[POLICE CAR SIRENS]
AMY: We're busted!
[SIRENS CONTINUE]
[POLICE CAR RADIO]
POLICE CHIEF: What the hell are they doing? Pull over!
LAURA: I've been in this situation before, Everybody hang on,
I'm gonna outrun them!
In this clown car? You pull over!
Maddie, we would burn the tires off this thing--
Laura, you pull over and you let me do the talking, Now!
[POLICE CAR SIRENS STOP]
♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC [POLICE CAR RADIO]
MADDIE: Two-hundred hours of mock debates, hostile audiences,
hecklers,,,this is what you do, Maddie, You talk your way out of
a problem, You can handle a cop,
Hello, Officer, Good morning, Is there, is there a problem?
Maddie Harmon?
Yes?
You forgot this back at the store,
Oh,,,I was just getting my nails done, Thank you so much!
You know, I'm coming to your press conference tomorrow,
Thinking about voting for you,
Thinking about voting for me? Well, well, what can we do to
lock down that vote?
Well, to be honest I'm a little confused on your stance on a
couple issues, Like, um, violent crime, You see, I think that
there should be stiffer penalties for crimes like armed
robbery, Or murder,
Sure your Dad's doing okay?
Uh, yeah,,,shhhhh, He's taking a power nap, If you wake him up
too soon he'll get cranky,
Well, you ladies have a nice day,
You have a nicer day!
LAURA AND AMY: Bye!
Got a handle on everything, Maddie? Really?
Like leaving evidence behind!
We have a very big problem, girls, That guy, happens to be a
cop, saw us with a dead body, So now, we can't just get rid of
the body, We've got to get rid of the body, for good, so no one
ever sees it again,
What about a cemetery? They get rid of bodies all the time,
And if someone's getting buried today,,,
We can just dump our guy in the hole,,,
MADDIE AND LAURA: Cause the hole's already dug!
Amy! good girl!
Seat belts!
LAURA: Wait a second, this is the same chapel!
MADDIE: We've been driving around in circles!
AMY: Pull over, I gotta pee!
MADDIE: Try and hurry, Amy!
I mean, what the hell?
No one else died in Canandaigua Lake this week?
-What a second,,,that's it! -What?
Canandaigua Lake, We dump the body in the lake!
My uncle has that boat!
You guys have something I can wipe with?
-Let's go! -Come on!
-MADDIE: Use your shirt, -LAURA: Just Jiggle!
Hurry up!
AMY: I jiggled, I jiggled!
♪AVA MARIA INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
♪HOW TO GET RID OF A BODY
♪AND STILL BE FRIENDS
♪YOU TRY TO STUFF A DEAD GUY IN A DUMPSTER♪
MADDIE: Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Ho!
AMY: What?
I'm not talking to you, Amy,
♪AND THE CEMETERY WAS NO GOOD
♪BECAUSE NOBODY DIED THIS WEEK
♪AND NOW YOU WANT TO DUMP THE BODY IN CANANDAIGUA LAKE♪
♪THE LAKE THEY CALL THE CHOSEN SPOT♪
♪BUT THAT PROBABLY WON'T WORK EITHER♪
[TUGBOAT HORN]
KATE: Hi!
MADDIE: Oh, shit, It's my mom! Do something!
KATE: What on earth are those girls doing?
MR, DIBBLE: They look like they're exercising,
[WATER AND CREAKING SOUNDS]
KATE: I wonder who that man is?
Well, they say that running for office is like running a
marathon, Quite grueling, He's probably somebody from the
campaign helping Maddie get in shape,
MR, DIBBLE: Look at them go, They're really working up a sweat,
I think that's cardio,
Boy, it's really beautiful out here today, Thanks for coming,
I don't get out of the house that much,
[TUGBOAT ACCELERATES]
-Oh! -Oh!
-MR, DIBBLE: Oh! -KATE: What was that?
That's uh, uh, that's my back brace,
Very specially designed hinge,
Oh,,,strong man like you I better hang on tight,
THREE GIRLS: One,,,two,,,three!
[LOUD THUD]
ALL: Okay, okay, okay,
MADDIE: No, no, no, That way, Go that way! Go that way!
-MADDIE: Uh,,, -AMY: No, no, no, no,,,
MADDIE: Not a chance in hell, Love you, bye, Thank you,
Okay, how do I start this thing?
MADDIE: Here!
[ENGINE STARTS]
LAURA: Who-hoo! Hash-tag don't need a man to start a boat!
Okay,,,there's, uh,,, there's no gas pedal,
Oh, oh,,,I think you push this thingy, One time Armando and I
went on a cruise and the captain showed us how he drove
the boat, Oh, Armando,,,Armando,,,
Amy, I'm begging you, no Armando drama right now,
Okay, you guys, hang on!
[ENGINE REVS]
Wait, Doesn't the boat have to be in the water?
It's in the water,
-It's above, yeah, -Yeah,
[ENGINE DIES]
What? Now what? What did I do?
Oh, wow, I bet we're out of gas,
What? Are you kidding me?
Where are we gonna get gas out here?
We'll call Triple-A, Yeah, I have, I have the platinum
package, It's free roadside assistance anywhere in the U,S,
Amy, does it look like we're on a road?
We're on a road of water,
[CELL PHONE RING]
Maddie Harmon,
TOM GRENNAN: Hey, Maddie, Tom Grennan here, How are you?
Hi, Tom! Good!
TOM GRENNAN: Well, good, good, I'm in town now, Um, can you meet me at the
restaurant in about an hour?
Uhhh,,,you know what, Tom?
That is probably not going to work,
TOM GRENNAN: Is everything all right?
Yes! Everything is great!
TOM GRENNAN: You sound a little stressed, Is there a problem?
Nope,
Okay, good, well I was about to call Mr, Morris,,,
Why are you calling Mr, Morris?
TOM GRENNAN: I need to check in with him,
Is there some sort of problem with the campaign?
No, no, everything is great! It's really good,
Uh,,,one hour, at the restaurant sounds really good
and I'll see you there, Tom,
TOM GRENNAN: Okay, I'll see--
[CELL PHONE BEEP]
MADDIE: Oh!
Are you,,,how could this get any worse?
Well, for starters, we're out of gas, and the boat is definitely
not even in the water yet, and you have to get to a meeting in
an hour, and we, you know, took like an hour and a half to
get here,,,and we still have the guy we murdered,,,so,,,
♪DEEP SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
[FIRE CRACKLING]
♪COMICAL SUSPENSE MUSIC
GINO: Hey, boss,,,
FRANK: How many fuckin' times I gotta tell you not to bother me when
I'm playing with my wood thingy?
Pete ain't answering his cell phone!
All right, You still got Jimmy's address in that town?
Yeah,
Get Angelo and Paulie, the three of you go up there, and you find
Pete and Jimmy The Rat, and you whack both of them fuckin' guys!
Okay,
[FRANK GRUNTS]
♪COMICAL MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC
MADDIE: My mom's restaurant! Pull into the back parking lot,
MADDIE: Like, away from the other cars,
Guys, sit tight, I'll be back,
LAURA: Hurry up please! All right,
[SIZZLING FOOD] [PHONE RINGS IN BACKGROUND]
KATE: Got another high top, Amanda,
AMANDA: I'm on it,
Stormy, where is my salmon?
STORMY: The shipment didn't come in yet,
Oh, jeez,
Miss your laundry day, Stormy?
STORMY: JP and I lost a bet on the Buffalo Bills,
What's JP wearing?
JP: Hi, Kate,
Nice, Vera Wang, Neither one of you goes out into the dining
area tonight unless you wax your legs,
STORMY: You look good in that dress, JP,
JP: Whaaaaat?
KIM: Maddie!
Hi!
Everything okay?
Peachy,
MADDIE: Jeez,
TOM GRENNAN: Oh, hey, Maddie,,, Are you okay?
I,,,I went to the spa, This all cleans up,
KATE: Hi, sweetie!
Hi! Mom, this is Tom Grennan, he's my campaign strategist,
This is my mom Kate,
KATE: Ohhh, very nice to meet you,
We are so proud of your daughter, Mrs, Harmon,
Well, we're very happy that
you're a part of this whole team,
What are you doing?
Texting my little Zachy, He got his blue belt in
Taekwando today, Hee-yah! Oh, he's so good,
I'm taking lessons with him!
Ohhh, you're such a good Mommy,
Outside of robbing banks and murdering people,,,yeah,
KATE: And you flew up from New York, That's very special,
We're very happy to have you,
WAITRESS: Kate, the seafood shipment came in, We have cod and not salmon,
Okay, great, Um, Tell Amanda to pull the salmon off of the menu,
and get those crates into the freezer, We'll ship them back
tomorrow, With fresh fish, if you're not going to cook it
right away you've got to freeze it otherwise
it really starts to smell,
[BELL RINGS]
Anyway, I will let you two get down to business,
Do you still keep the spare key
to the restaurant in the same place?
Yes,,,nice to meet you,
Nice to meet you, So, Maddie,,,
Yes,
Let's talk about the campaign,
We don't want any problems tomorrow,
♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
Ohhh, oh God, this guy stinks! I can't, I can't,,,nope,
[VOMITING AND SPLATTERING] [COUGHING]
-LAURA: Are you okay? -AMY: So gross!
NICK: Amy! Hi, Twelve years I don't see you,
and then three times in a day,
Yeah,,,wow, you look really good,
I almost didn't recognize you without your uniform on,
NICK: Well, I mean we do have a Walmart here,
Well, you wear off the rack really well,
KRISTEN: Uh-hum,,,Kristen by the way, Nick's date? When you two are
done with your love-fest, I'll be in the restaurant,
Wow Nick, how long you been sailing that ice-queen's boat?
I, uh, it's,,,gosh, it really stinks,
Amy farted,
I did not!
-Yes she did, -Did not!
She ripped a big one,
Did not! That's not,,, that's not,,,
NICK: Probably a skunk,
Yep,
Hey, I'm coming to the press conference tomorrow,
Maybe afterward, you and I could get a cup of coffee,
or something?
Yeah, Okay, yeah, I'd really like that,
Cool,
LAURA: Bye, See ya',
Really, Laura? I farted?
You were flirting with him!
He's cute!
Okay, we have a dead guy in the back seat,
What part of 'he is a cop' don't you understand?
Ugh,,,Jesus,
What are you guys, robbing a stage coach?
That dead guy is starting to smell like,,,a dead guy,
Yeah, I'm not going to be able to get the stink out of my car,
I have a really good idea, Get in the car, Let's go,
God,,,disgusting,,,
♪SLOW PIANO MUSIC
♪FAST SUSPENSE MUSIC [TIRES SCREECHING]
[SECURITY ALARM BLOWS] Ahhh!
I don't know the code!
LAURA AND AMY: Hurry!
[FOUR TONAL BEEPS] [ALARM STOPS]
Ohhh,,,yes, Mom! The code was my birthday,
Awwww!
[HEAVY GRUNTING AND BREATHING]
MADDIE: Okay,,,okay,,,
♪SUSPENSE MUSIC [CONTINUED GRUNTING]
-Just keep going, -Okay, So heavy,
All right,,,all right,,,let's make some room in here,
MADDIE AND LAURA: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Amy!
[INDISTINCT YELLING] MADDIE: Perfect,,,let's go, go,
♪SUSPENSEFUL CLIMAX MUSIC
LAURA: Now we gotta drag his ass all the way back up here!
-MADDIE: Come on,,, -LAURA: Oh God,,,
[NIGHTTIME BUGS] [DOG BARKING]
[LAUGHTER] [BALLOON DEFLATING]
KATE: Oh my gosh, I am so dizzy!
Ooooh, I should have rented two helium tanks,
MR, DIBBLE: Well here,,,allow me,
There's plenty more hot air where that came from,
Oh, Good job!
There you are, Blew it up special, just for you,
Well thank you, I shall cherish it always,,,oh!
Some more wine?
Mr, Dibble, I would love some,
Call me Henry,
Or honey-bunch, Or sweetie-pie, Whatever you prefer,
Well, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your helping out,
Sure,
Girls were supposed to be home by now,
I have no idea where they are,
Well, have you tried calling?
Oh yes, I've been calling and texting Maddie all evening,
I'm sure they're just having fun, lost track of time,,,
hanging out with a friend,
All right, let's let him cool down a little bit,
Get rid of some of that stink,
[EMPHASIZED DOOR SLAM]
Yes!
All right, here's the plan, As soon as this guy stops stinking,
we're going to drive up to--
Amy, you're not texting Armando are you?
No, I'm googling how to get rid of a body,
MADDIE AND LAURA: No!
What?
Police check that stuff, Amy!
Why don't you just research duct
tape and chloroform while you're at it!
LAURA: I mean, have you never watched Law and Order?
Can you please take this for her, She can't be trusted,
You guys need to stop being so mean to me!
In so many ways, she is still that four year old little girl
who came to my mom's house looking for a cookie,
You really do need to stop being so mean to her,
Me?
♪MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC
I'm going to be a terrible Mommy,
Amy, you're going to be a great mommy, You know why?
Cause you have a big heart, And that's all that matters,
Do you have any aspirin? My head's going to explode,
Maddie probably has some in her purse,
Move over,
Amy!
I just drank booze!
Would you relax? It's one sip,
No! You can't drink when you're pregnant!
Now my baby's going to be a retard!
MADDIE AND LAURA: Amy!
People don't use that word anymore,
It's politically correct to say mentally challenged,
It's okay, honey, You're going to be fine,
Okay,
Okay, as soon as this guy stops stinking, we're going to drive
up to to Greek Peak Mountain, We're going to dump his body in
the woods, If we leave by midnight, then I can be to my
press conference in time,
Greek Peak Mountain is like two hours away, and there are so
many other places that are way closer,
Yeah, I'm tired, I want to go to bed,
You guys, we're sticking to my plan,
Well, a politician has to consider voters opinion, right?
So I vote nay on the plan,
I vote yay on a nice warm bed,
It doesn't matter what you guys vote, I am vetoing this entire
ridiculous conversation,
Typical, It's Maddie's way or the highway, right?
Now I'm getting a frickin' headache right now, too,
I'm,,,I'm gonna take one of your aspirin,
Well, that's not aspirin, That's Xanax,
Oh shit!
I took one of those, And I drank booze!
My baby's gonna be a challenged retard!
MADDIE AND LAURA: Mentally challenged!
And a drug addict! Drug challenged,
Do you know how to make yourself throw-up, honey?
Just get it out of your system,
[VOMITING AND SPLATTERING]
Ugh,,,ugh,,,
Amy, really? There is a bathroom--
[VOMITING AND SPLATTERING]
Let's vote on who has to clean that up,
Ugh,,,we're sticking to my plan,
Okay because little miss perfects here,,,
who gave blowjobs to the entire football team,
What are you even talking about?
Oh,,,that was me,
And it was the quarterback and a couple tight ends, It wasn't,,,
Wh-, why are you guys all up in my shit? I'm trying to keep us
out of jail, Especially you,
I don't even know how you could have robbed a bank anyway,
Cause you're like the most boring person I know,
Oh, why? Because I'm responsible? And I don't drink
myself to sleep every night?
No, Because you tuck yourself away, in your safe little
suburban fortress, with your safe husband and your
perfect kids, and you use it as an excuse as to why you've never
accomplished anything in your life,
Well, at least I have people to share my life with, And I'm not
gonna to end up being a lonely old spinster,
Spin-, Spinster? Really? Is,,,what, it's like 1902?
Is that a word?
LAURA: Mm-hmm, it is,
I have a news flash for you, Laura, Real women don't need
men to validate them,
Screw you, Maddie,
Screw you, Laura,
Get out of my way, Move!
[SQUISHING SOUND]
Ohh, man,,,ugh!
♪MELANCHOLY VIOLIN MUSIC
I'm so tired, My feet are killing me,
Should we check on the guy in the freezer?
Hello?
♪NOW WE'RE JUST STRANGERS IN THIS LIFE♪
[CAR DOORS CLOSING] [INDISTINCT VOICES]
Wake up!,,,Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
What?
Wake up, Laura! Laura, wake up!,,,
Get the dead guy, get him out the back door!
What?
The restaurant staff is here! Go get the dead guy and get him
out back, I'll stall them!
Okay! Come on, come on Amy! Come on, come on, come on!
Oh crap, oh crap!
Hi!
RESTAURANT STAFF: Hi Maddie!
Good morning!
JP: Are you going to let me in?
MADDIE: Oh, that's weird,
Problem with the door again?
You know, I'm not sure, um,,,
LAURA: Oh God, oh God, oh!
I'm trying, I'll have to talk to my mom about this,
This is not okay! You guys can't get in to work,
This happen at all?
Nope,
Yeah, that's so weird, Hi, cute hat!
LAURA: Come on! I can't move him!
You just broke his arm!
I'm going to break his other damn arm!
JP: Got it? We're coming in!
Hi!
JP: What are you doing here so early?
[GRUNTING AND HEAVY BREATHING]
MADDIE: She was like Maddie, get me my list of appetizers!
And I was like,,,
[GRUNTING AND HEAVY BREATHING]
But that's, oh, That's, um,,,
[GRUNTING AND HEAVY BREATHING]
Anyway, what are you going to do?
LAURA: Amy, lift!
I am!
MADDIE: Okay,,,okay,,,
He's frozen stiff! I don't know how he's gonna fit in my car,
He's not going back in the car!
I have a press conference in less than one hour,
We have to get rid of this fucker, and for good!
♪LIGHT ADVENTURE MUSIC
♪SLOW PIANO MUSIC
[RUNNING WATER FOUNTAIN]
MADDIE: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Okay, Go! Dig, dig, dig, dig!
This time you guys, we got to make it really, really deep!
GOLFER #1: Four!
MADDIE: Okay, Good enough,,,What the,,,
♪FAST SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
RUDE GOLFER: Nice swing, Alice,
[SARCASTIC COUGHING]
BAD GOLFER: That's just the sound of you choking,
RUDE GOLFER: Hey man!
ALL: Oh!,,,ugh,
[INDISTINCT CROWD CHATTER]
KATE: Oh, where on earth is Maddie?
Five minutes before her press conference,
MR, DIBBLE: Oh, she'll be here,,,
Oh, I love the way the banner came out, It looks great,
Oh, yeah! You did such a good job,
Thank you
Hi! Thanks for coming,
4563?,,,that's my address,
♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
MADDIE: All right, you guys,,,oh,,,go hide the body until the press
conference is over, I'm going to go get cleaned up,
Hey, can we get something to eat?
Oh, there she is! Maddie! Maddie!
♪DRAMATIC CLIMAX MUSIC
KATE: Over here, honey! Maddie!
It's about to start! You're going to be late!
Come, come, come, come, come! What is with your hair!
Mom,
This is it!
I got this, I got this,,,
CAMPAIGN STAFF: What is going on?
♪SLOW SUSPENSE MUSIC
[HAND CLAPPING]
Hi, Good morning, Sorry I'm late,
Thank you so much for coming,,, my name's Maddie Harmon and,
uh,,,I would like to, uh,,,
[CELL PHONE DIALING]
♪ALL HAIL THE CHIEF RINGTONE
MR, MORRIS: Oh, boy,,,Neal, what's up?
CAMPAIGN STAFF: This is not good, This is, this is not good,
MR, MORRIS: What? What's going on?
Okay,,,so here's the deal,,, being the best representative
for this district, it's not about looking good in front of
the camera,,,it's not about how great your hair looks, or saying
whatever it takes to get your vote, It's about being there
for the people you care about most, It's about friends helping
friends no matter the sacrifice,
It's knowing that, when everything is lost,,,
MR, MORRIS: Neal, tell me what's going on, Talk to me,
MADDIE: And we've all been there,,, loved ones will be by your side,
[LIGHT CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
MR, MORRIS: Neal, Neal, talk to me,,,Talk to me Neal,
My name's Maddie Harmon, I'm gonna be there for you!
No matter what!,,, And I'd really like your vote,
[HEAVY CHEERING AND CLAPPING] [INDISTINCT YELLING]
Thank you so much,
CROWD: We love you, Maddie!
♪MELANCHOLY MUSIC
Oh, those stupid idiots!
[DOOR OPENING]
MR, DIBBLE: Oh, I'm sorry, Maddie, I,,,
I'm in here,,,
- Hey! - Oh God! What is this?
- What is this? - Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on,,,
we didn't mean to kill him! It was Friday night,
we just had a couple,,,
I told you we shouldn't have put him in there!
But you said--
Amy shh!
KATE: What on earth is going? Maddie, why are you,,, oh, dear Lord!
MR, DIBBLE: All right! Everybody out! Now!
Looks like you fucked up this time, Pete,
Mom, I can explain everything,
So, we were trying to cheer Amy up,,,
LAURA: And we didn't even order a pizza,
I didn't even know he was a delivery guy, I opened the door
he started attacking me!
AMY: We didn't even hit him that hard!
MADDIE: Mr, Dibble, what are you doing with a gun?
♪MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC
My name is Jimmy Avinetti,
I'm in the FBI witness protection program,
And that hit man came to your house, Kate, looking for me,
Oh, well that totally sucks!
MR, DIBBLE: How long have you had that guy?
Since Friday night!
Frank Risotta hasn't heard from his hit man for two days,
Shit, Frank isn't a guy who waits around,
You've had a dead man in my house since Friday?
Well, technically no,
Cause last night he spent in the freezer at the restaurant,
In my restaurant? But,,,
Did you see Mr, Dibble had a gun?
Super hot!
♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
AMY: Whoa, those guys look scary!
Are they killers too?
Well, they're not here for the cookies and lemonade,
LAURA: There are women and children out there!
No, no, They won't hurt anybody if they can't find us,
Who's got a cell phone?
Oh, um, I,,,
All right, Everybody out the side door, now, Go to the woods,
Split up, Hide, Stay hidden until the police arrive,
Go! Hey,,,let's go,
NICK: She's got my vote,
[INDISTINCT CROWD CHATTER]
GINO: Maddie Harmon,,,hmph,,,
Jesus,,,go! Go look for Jimmy! I got two morons with me,
♪FAST SUSPENSE MUSIC
♪IMPENDING DOOM MUSIC
There is never a cop around when you need one,
Oh, sure, when you're robbing a bank and you got a dead guy in
the back seat, there are plenty of cops,
But when you really need one,,,
Oh!,,,hammer fist, reverse punch, tiger claw strike!
Scared little girl kick!
Don't mess with me, motherfucker! I rob banks!
Grrrr, I'm a bear!,,,No, no, no! Don't shoot! I'm pregnant!
And look how big my boobs are!
NICK: Lower the gun, get on the ground, on your knees,,,
lock your hands behind your head,,,I like that bear growl,
You should hear my lion roar,
Maybe I could sometime,
Oh, okay, Oh man, am I glad I ran in to you, You saved me,
You're like a real life hero--
[VOMITING AND SPLATTERING]
I don't know if you caught that, but I'm pregnant,
I love kids,
PAULIE: I like kids too,
Awwww,
♪FAST PURSUIT MUSIC [KATE SCREAMING]
MR, DIBBLE: Careful, careful!
GINO: Put the gun down, Jimmy,
Don't even think about it, brother, Put that fuckin' gun
down on the ground, That's a good boy,
Hey, hey,,,
GINO: You know how this has gotta go down,
Let her go, Gino, It's me you want,
You and me, we walk off into the trees, you finish this thing,
Ain't no reason to hurt her,
Oh, that,,,that was touching,
You want me to shoot you in the head, get it over with quick?
Or I put two in your chests,
and you both look nice in your coffins,
I'm running for office, goddamn it, and I'm sick and tired of
you goombahs fucking up my campaign! Is he dead too?
He's out cold, Are you okay?
Oh my God! You were going to sacrifice yourself for me!
I'd do it ten times over, Do have a piece of rope or
something over at your house that we can tie him up with?
I do,
PREACHER: By the power vested in me by the state of New York,
I pronounce you are husband and wife,
[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
Hah! Yeah! Oh yeah! Let's go,
♪SLOW JAZZ MUSIC
DAN HELTON: Assemblywoman Harmon, Dan Helton, KLP Industries,
We're really looking for your
support on that minimum wage bill,
Track it on my blog, Dan,
I'm going to push that legislation through,
Thank you,
You're welcome, So how's college, Aim?
It's weird being back in school,
and being the oldest one in class,
NICK: Her professor in her writing program is very encouraging,
He says Amy has a rather unique outlook on life, and a unique
way of saying things, He uses the word unique a lot when
talking about Amy,
Well we've always known that,
[EXCITED SQUEALING]
Ohhhh,,,um, your hair, I'm just wondering--
What? Oh, does it look frizzy? I look like a cue-tip, don't I?
Stop it, I'm teasing you,
You are?
Yeah, This is my chance,,,to say that I'm so proud of you,
You look beautiful,
Well,,,officer Bua,
Congratulations, Jimmy,
Thank you, thank you,
Okay, Jimmy, you know the cop in me's gotta ask,
That whole thing last year,
Couple details still don't make sense,
Hit man comes to Canandaigua looking for you, but he ends up
with the girls, And then he's in Kate's bathtub,
You know what, I'd like to help you out, officer, but,,,
that's an FBI matter,
Right, yes, yes,,, the FBI swoops in
and took over the investigation and closed the
case, real quick, And buried it, real deep,
And I'm just wondering why?
[INDISTINCT YELLING]
Cute kid,
All right,
LAURA: Don't you think they make just the cutest couple?
I know! Yeah, and Jimmy's the best,
I wouldn't want to mess with him, But he's the best!
Right, Who knew?
When the going gets tough,,,
ALL: the tough drink chardonnay!
-What? -What? What's so funny?
Nick said the FBI buried the case, You get it? Buried? What?
She's unique,
Guys, I'm just so glad we got out of that mess safe and sound,
Yep, It's all over now,
♪MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC
FRANK: Assemblywoman Madelyn Harmon attends the wedding of
her mother Kate Harmon to former mobster James Avinetti, Hmph,
So,,,you guys want to play some games with old Frank?
All right, I'll play with you,
[JAIL CELL DOOR CLOSING]
♪BANJOLELE MUSIC
♪LOOKING IN THE MIRROR I KNEW WHAT'D BE TRUE♪
♪THAT SOMEDAY I'D BE JUST LIKE YOU♪
♪YOUR BEAUTY AND LOVE SURPASSED IT ALL♪
♪I'VE KNOWN THAT SINCE I WAS THREE FEET TALL♪
♪AND I KNOW SOMEDAY I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN♪
♪WHEN I'M SKIPPING THROUGH RIGHT THROUGH HEAVENS DEN♪
♪BUT UNTIL THAT DAY I JUST CLOSE MY EYES♪
♪AND SEE YOU RIGHT THERE BY MY SIDE♪
♪THEY CALLED YOU LALA LALA LALALALA♪
♪BUT TO ME YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY MAMA♪
♪THEY CALLED YOU LALA LALA LALALALA♪