Good morning, Aadaab, sat shri akal Amritsar,,
,,you are listening 98,3 mirchi with RJ,parvez,,
Tell me one thing,, How do you start your day?
With Amritsari bread isn't it? Amazing!
All you Amritsari people are really genuine,,
They say that when you are in love, you'd do anything,,
Well, you are in love with the food,
Ok,, I am leaving you with some beautiful songs,
"An angel from Chandigarh is here,,"
"An angel from Chandigarh is here,, she looks like a butterfly,"
"She is here to cause trouble,, Beautiful Jatti,,"
"Beautiful Jatti is here,, And she has already,,"
"And she has already mesmerised everyone,, Beautiful Jatti,,"
"Beautiful Jatti is here,,"
Turn around, girl, The boy's honking for you,
This way, madam, Get on it,
This way, this way, madam, Tell me, where do you want to go?
- Move back! - Come on, man,
She won't go with you, So you better leave,
- Why? Why don't she go with us? - Move back!
- Look at this, brother, - Sit here madam,
They didn't even have a bath, Whereas I have even used a deodorant,
I'll take your bags, You have a seat,
Rubbish,
- She is my passenger, - He always does this,
- Whose bags are these? - They aren't yours?
I didn't get any bags with me,
- Brother! - Give my bags,
- Sorry, sir, - Are you trying to steal them?
No way, sir, I thought they belong to her,
Where do you want to go?
Guru Bazar,
Guru Bazar?
Come with me then, Please sit down,
Madam, please move aside a little,
He will give you company and me a chance to make 20 bucks,
Excuse me! I wish to go alone,
Do you want to take me there or shall I take another rickshaw?
Sir, you should find another rickshaw,
Take any you want, I don't want any problems this morning, Ok?
Where do you want to go, madam?
- Get out of here, I'll guide you, - Okay,
"Beautiful Jatti is here,,"
"Her eyes are like diamonds and she shines like gold,"
"She has put perfume on her body"
"She gets million-million likes, oh girl"
"Her fan following is genuine, not fake"
"She has finished her internet pack"
"Beautiful Jatti,,"
"She passed through the market, Don't ask what happened next,"
"Danger started looming around,"
"The boys who followed here,,"
Yes, mom? - Reet, are you out somewhere?
No, I am in office, Chandigarh,,
- Why can I hear noises? - Mom, client's here,
"The boys turned around out of fear,"
He doesn't know, Let's go,
Madam, ask the boys who are playing over there,
This match is going to have a nail biting finish,
It's the tenth over,
You stay away, mister,
You stink, you haven't had a bath,
We need 6 runs in 2 balls to win the match,,
With the ball we have a poor substitute for Malinga,
Bowler bowls,,
Batsman hits it with his bat and the ball is going high up in the air,,
The way the batsman is running, it looks like he shall soon cross the border,
Monty and Shonty are ready to catch the ball,
Both of them end up banging into each other just like the state buses,
We need six runs in two balls to win the match!
Excuse me?
Out!
What have you done?
He got distracted,
It's okay, He plays well,
- Come on, it's my turn now, - Congratulations,
He got out!
He just played,
Can you tell me where this place is?
36-24-36?
Someone's residence coincides with Katrina Kaif's figure,
Sorry, those are dress measurements,
Just a minute,
Here, This is the address,
You are from Chandigarh?
Yes, how do you know?
You have an address written on a nightclub's card,
Such advanced girls who visit nightclubs can only be from Chandigarh,
Why? Don't girls over here go to nightclubs?
Boys don't either here,
- Why? - Culture,
We party during daytime,
Nonsense, That's why I don't like Amritsar,
- Anyway,, - Why? What's wrong with Amritsar?
It is such a beautiful city, People from across the world come here,
True,
Please, can you guide me to this place?
The Chabutara lane?
Not Chabutara,, Chowk Chabutara,
Right, exactly, Can you tell me where it is?
You will get lost in the lanes, Let me take you there,
No, thank you, Please just guide me,
- There are many dogs in those lanes, - Do they bite?
Have you heard of dogs that kiss?
It's their job to bite, Of course they will bite,
Let me take you there,
I'll manage, You just tell me where it is,
I'll go on my own,
Go straight, you'll see Bhola 'Rabardiwala' (sweet shop),
Take a left from there, there you'll see Nata 'Golgappewala' (snack shop),
Once you take a right from Nata 'Golgappewala',,
,,you'll come across Natha 'Golpapadiwala' (snack shop),
After you take a left from Natha 'Golpapadiwala',,
,,you'll come across Kailash 'Jalebianwala' (sweet shop),
Around 25 meters away from kailash 'Jalebianwala', is a 'Khurana Faluda' shop,
There's where Chowk Chabutara begins from,
What kind of directions are these?
Directions of a city which loves to eat,
By the way, what did you say your name was?
I didn't tell you my name,
Thank you,
Let's get back to it, I am not out,
It was a refreshment break, Start bowling,
He always making excuses, Let's go,
2 bowls are left, We will win,
'Keep listening to,,
',,India's number one Radio Station 98,3 Mirchi'
'Mirchi listeners are always happy,'
"Turn around, girl, The boy's honking for you,"
How dare you misbehave!
I am not misbehaving, I am not teasing her,
This song is meant to ask people to move aside,
Shut up,
- Hello? - Where are you?
Yes mom, I'm in the office,
- ,,,tell me honestly where are you? - No, I'm with a client,,
In Chandigarh office, mom,
I'm with a client,
- Madam, please do visit Wagha Border, - Listen to me,,, which client is this ?
- I'll call you back, - It's a very beautiful place,
Are you crazy? Can't you see that I'm on a call?
I think everyone in Amritsar is crazy,
Bloody idiot,
Madam!
I won't hear a word against Amritsar,
We are simple and honest people,
We are not like you,
She's in Amritsar and saying that she's in Chandigarh,
What?
- You want me to teach you a lesson? - Go ahead?
I'll teach you a lesson if I get down to it,
Your place, your time, my stick against your delusion,,
You must have heard the rest,
Wait here,
- Brother! - Go ahead,
Brother!
He is misbehaving with me,
Run, run, run,,
Pull them out!
What?
- He is,, Hey! - Run, run, run,,
Ill-mannered!
Uncle, where's 302?
302?!
Next to 301,
Thank you,
Where's 302?
I don't know,
Who is she?
- She looks familiar, - No sister,,
Till your son doesn't get married, you will feel the same,
Hello,
Where does Rajveer stay?
Which Rajveer?
The one who eloped with a girl?
No sister, she is talking about the Rajveer,,
,,your daughter wanted to elope with,
- Sister? - Yes?
Don't make me thrash you,
Auntie, auntie,, 302,
- It's over there, - Okay, thank you,
Hey kiddo,,
Where does Rajveer stay?
I can be Rajveer too,
Idiot,
You have a lot of scurfs on your head,
You mean dandruff?
Don't pretend to be modern,
On your head its seems like,,
- ,,a lots of black nits running around,, - Hello,
Where does Rajveer stay?
Over there, the door that's locked,
Okay, When will he come back?
Do you too have to take money from him?
No, I am here for some work,
But he doesn't work,
What work could you have with him?
Are you his friend?
No,
His girlfriend?
No,
Are you thinking about marrying him ?
- No, - Don't even think about it,
The girl who get married into this locality have a tough life,
We too used to be like you,
Slim & fit!
We were once title holders, Miss Ludhiana, Miss Patiala and Miss Gidharbaha,
Look at us, we are all missing out now,
Thank you,
Why did you make her run away,
Good that you made her run away,
If such a beautiful girl would have married and come here,,
,,then all of us would have looked bad in front of her,
Can I use your phone?
I left my phone in a rickshaw,
- Yes sure, Take it, - Thank you,
What's wrong?
Your rickshaw is vibrating,
There's something in it,
Vibrating? It's must be because of you,
It cannot be possessed,
What are you trying to say?
What do you mean? That I am fat? Am I fat?
I mean you should be thankful that the government stopped toll tax,,
,,or else you would have to pay tax at every junction,
Damn you!
May you get ruined,
You are making fun of me! May your rickshaw's tyre blows up,
You should first pay for the ball,
I am not running away,
We always come here, I forgot my wallet,
- Hi Reet, - Simmi, listen,,
If mom calls tell her that I am at Chandigarh office,
- What? - And also tell her that you met me half an hour ago,
- Where are you? - I am in Amritsar,,
,,to reject the boy my parents have selected for me,
A boy? In Amritsar?
What's going on, Reet? Tell me everything,
It's a long story, Listen to me,
I forgot my phone in a rickshaw,
His phone number was in my phone,
Somehow, take his number from my parents,
- I'll call you back in some time, - Okay? Bye,
You didn't have to go so far,
Yeah, Shut up,
You took offence to it,
You talk a lot, What do you eat?
Amritsari Kulchas (flatbread),
- Would you like some? - No, thanks,
Is there,, any coffee shop nearby?
Any?
No, many, There are many coffee shops here,
They see a girl and start treating a friend like a servant,
Here's your phone,
You can walk her there, I am leaving,
There you go, He's asked me to do it,
- Let's go, I need to come back, - No, thanks, I'll go on my own,
- Excuse me, please stop,, - Madam, lunch break,
We help everyone,
Are you flirting with me?
Hello! I am not like the way you think I am,
I am not even thinking about you,
Then I am the mad one who worry about a girl,,
,,roaming around in this scorching heat,
Are there any cabs here?
'He's wearing a turban, I can trust him,'
Shall we leave?
Don't pillion riders here wear a helmet?
Here even the riders don't wear one,
Are you sure?
- Huh? - No, no, no, no,
Are you sure you are not flirting with me?
Oh come on!
This is the difference between people of Chandigarh and Amritsar,
What you call flirting is something we call manners,
If a girl had said the same thing would you say that she's flirting?
Would you like some water here or inside?
Inside,
Even doctors advice against drinking water while standing up,
Let's go,
Take the keys out of the motorbike, I forgot to,
Take them off, we need to go back as well,
Otherwise, we will have to push it around,
Have you ever seen such a coffee shop? Yeah?
Yes, ma'am?
Hi! A coffee for me, a latte,
And water for him,
- Okay, ma'am, - Hello!
- Yes, sir? - I don't want water,
I too want coffee,
Hello, Bhola,
Brother, we increased the like count on Karamjit Anmol's page,
I have already called him up thrice, he still hasn't paid up,
Hack his page like we had hacked Jaspinder Bhalla's,
He will pay double the amount now,
Well, I can find out,
But what brought you here,
Do I need to tell you?
Fine then, you can find your phone on your own,
I had come to meet a prospective groom,
- Oh, - Why, oh?
Can only a boy go to meet a prospective bride?
A girl cannot go to meet a prospective groom?
So you met him?
I already told you, his house was locked,
Then call him up and ask him to come here,
His number was on the phone which I have lost,
Now I don't know for how long will I have to wait,
To say no to him?
How do you know?
I overheard you when you were talking on the phone,
You are so unmannered,
You stand and eavesdrop on other people's conversations!
I would have taken a seat but there was not chair there,
And as loudly as you spoke, everyone must have heard it,
Give it here,
#Cappuccino, #DrinkItFast
By the way, why do you want to reject him?
Are you seeing someone else?
Shut up,
Still,,
My parents fixed our marriage without my consent,
He too is an idiot,
He just saw my photograph and agreed to marry me,
Bloody idiot,
Right! You tell me!
I don't know how he looks like, what he does,
Whether our nature will match or not!
Whether our thinking will match or not!
Nothing! He just said yes,
You are absolutely right,
You need to have a good understanding in order to get married,
- Thoughts should match, - Right,
Did you notice something?
We just met a while ago and our thoughts seem to match,
But you don't need to say it in such a degraded manner,
Boys of Amritsar are 100 times better than boys of Chandigarh,
No way!
You cannot even talk properly in a single language,
Bathing, sleeping, doing, "ing" for everything!
People can at least understand what we say,
It's not like how you all speak, A mixture of English, Hindi and Punjabi,
If you ask someone where PGI is, they say,
Take left from the round about and you'll reach PGI,
You don't realise whether it is Punjab's capital or Bihar's,
Deduct it from this,
Sorry ma'am, you'll have to give us the exact change,
We don't have any change,
I don't have change either,
- Now what? - What do you mean by now what?
Some people are having that misunderstanding since morning,
What misunderstanding? Do you think I am lying?
No, I didn't mean that,
Then what did you mean?
We caused bloodshed because of the truth and you call us a liar!
No, sister! Please listen to me,
What should I listen to? You are calling us a liar,
Get this straight,
Nothing's happening, How is it vibrating?
You vibrate only when passengers sit on you?
Why don't you vibrate now?
Damn you! Next time I will tear you apart and throw you away,
Do you understand, Murari Express?
I'd say don't bother, It's my treat,
No, thanks, Here's your 144 rupees,
We're quits now,
You are giving me exact change,
The way you keep tab on the money, I think you are an accountant,
I'm a fashion designer,
Oh,
That's why the 36-24-36,
That's my client's dress size,
Whatever it was, it was great,
Tell me something, how did you like Amritsar's fashion?
Outdated,
When I buy clothes from Amritsar how can it give Chandigarh's vibes?
It lacks in swag,
Your style makes one feel that you wear clothes only to cover your body,
That's the point of clothing,
Not like you girls wear hot pants and make the world follow you,
Even the elderly who can't see, try to focus on your legs,
Why? Don't the girls in Amritsar wear shorts?
They have been ruined by the fashion of Chandigarh,
At least you agree that the world is crazy about our fashion,
It's not your own, You follow trends in abroad,
You copied from them and that too a trend of torn clothes,
Torn pants, a sari made out of net,
A Punjabi girl is passing by,
Do you know why I am saying this to you?
So that you know that our fashion is original,
It's not outdated, it's modern,
Arrogant much!
So, I finally managed to silence you?
- Modern? - Yes,
Have you ever kissed a girl?
What are you talking about?
It was my first time,
I didn't know how close do I need to get,
I ended up stamping her foot,
I am a decent boy so I got confused,
What kind of a culture is this?
You first make the girl cry and then you drop her home,
Can you ever do anything right?
Have you ever done this illegal act of kissing?
Why should I tell you?
It's not like I'll tell everyone,
Who knows? What if you do?
You managed to get all the information from me,,
,,but didn't tell me anything,
You wouldn't have believed me even if I'd told you,
You boys always have a bad opinion about girls from Chandigarh,
Have you done it?
Yes, I have,
But it's not a big deal, I mean, with friends,
Like on the forehead, or on the hand,,
I'd asked mom to let me stay in a hostel in Chandigarh,
- But she didn't agree, - Oh really?
Where is your culture now?
I wanted to go there to teach Chandigarh Amritsar's culture,
Forget it,
Help me find my phone if you can,
Sure, Let's go,
- I'll get it, - I'll pay you tomorrow,
What is wrong, Murari?
What do I tell you? I am having such a bad day since morning,
Whenever a passenger sits on the rickshaw,,
,,after a while they ask me to stop, They say that the seat is vibrating,
When I ask where is it vibrating, they slap me,
I haven't made a single rupee since morning,
And I have already been slapped five times,
I had told you to buy a top model rickshaw,
But you didn't listen to me,
See, now your rickshaw turned out to be faulty,
It is not faulty,
I got it checked by a mechanic,
- You got it checked? - Yes,
Then why does it vibrate?
That's what I don't understand,
Show it to Talli then,
Has Talli started repairing rickshaws now?
Then don't show it to him and keep getting slapped,
I don't know from where do we start looking for your mobile phone,
There are more than 10,000 Biharis working in the city,
So what do we do?
Let's lodge a complaint at the police station,
Perhaps they might be able to find it, Let's go,
No, I can lodge a complaint at the police station on my own,
- You go and continue with your match, - That I will,
Everyone in the locality must be waiting for me to bat,
Listen,,
Which way is the Chabutara from here?
Chowk Chabutara!
You know all the markets named after food,
You only can't get Chowk Chabutara right,
Fine, tell me where is Chowk Chabutara!
That's where I am going, Hop on!
Hop on!
Thank you, Bye,
Bye!
I've been driving her around from so long and all I get is a sad bye,
Yes, Bhola?
Hey girl, you are back!
Is Rajveer back?
No, he isn't,
If it's urgent, leave a message with me,
I'll pass your message to him,
No, I wanted to talk to him,
Fine, then keep visiting if you have nothing else to do,
"You keep wandering in Amritsar,,"
Such a beautiful girl is here to reject him and he has gone missing,
I suggest you put a board outside his house which says,,
'I reject you,'
How would he know who rejected him?
Is he expecting someone else's rejection as well?
- My phone! - Oh no!
She has brought this Sardarji along to beat me up!
- My phone! My phone! My phone! - Run, Murari! Run!
Run, Murari!
Hey! Stop!
Stop! - Run!
I didn't do anything!
- I'll tear you apart, - Leave me alone,
Don't come after me,
Killed me!
- Back off, - No, you back off!
Back off!
Hello!
Stop!
- I'm driving, what more do you expect! - Catch him!
Get closer to him, I'll catch him!
You are not Milkha Singh that you'll be able to catch up with him,
I said get closer to him, Don't stop!
Come on,
Stop! Stop stop stop!
Have you lost your mind?
Did your motorbike break down?
I am out of gas,
- You don't put gas in it? - I did,
And you ran out of it so soon?
It's not a Luna that once you fill the tank it will last for a year,
- What happened? Out of gas? - Stop!
Gas station is over there!
- Stop following me, - Push it,
- He once again ran away because of you, - Push it!
- Push harder! - Come on!
Where's your Bhola who had gone to get gas for you?
There he is,
- Bhola! - Yes,
I asked you to get gas! Why did you bring buttermilk with you?
- It is gas, - In a jug?
At the pump station they don't allow to take gas in a bottle,
It's Gas, they not giving gas in bottle
A wedding procession! Shall we go and dance?
I'm going, You may leave after fill gas in motorbike,
Okay, bro,
"Let others get jealous, don't bother,"
"Come on dear, let's dance together,"
"Let the world go to hell, don't bother,"
"Though I am an expert, who goes through the drill every day,"
"But you are highly intoxicating,,"
"You give a high like no other,"
"There is good music playing, everyone's surrounding us,
"Let me be your beloved!"
"Come on dear, let's dance together,"
"Let the world go to hell, don't bother,"
"Come on dear, let's dance together,"
"You are highly intoxicating,,"
"Give me a chance, hold my hand,,"
"Heed my advice, I have only your best interest in my mind,,"
"Come on dear, let's dance together,"
"Let the world go to hell, don't bother,"
"Come on dear, let's dance together,"
"Let the world go to hell, don't bother,"
"Come on dear, let's dance together,"
"You are highly intoxicating,,"
How much is this one for?
It's for 2500,
What? It's very expensive,
Quote the right price, I like it,
What according to you is its right price?
500, Come on,
You should give me your phone number,
I can even dance where I only know the horse the groom is riding,
So, did you buy the dress?
No, he was asking 2500 for it,
Such dresses are available for 500,
It is right for a girl from Chandigarh to bargain like this?
It's okay, you can assume that I am from Bhatinda,
I want to save my money,
How can I forget the coffee incident?
How much you love money,
This isn't about loving money,
It's my hard earned money,
Will you pay 600 for something which is worth 500?
I have bought cylinders at a premium price many times,
I am talking about a serious matter, It's not about being money minded,
Everyone wants money, Everybody saves money,
How does this concern love?
Love doesn't feed you,
By the way, I am starving, Can we have something to eat?
You want Fried Bread?
Yuck! I don't want anything that oily,
My mother says that one should look healthy,
You should eat more, you look weak,
To be slim is not a disease,
Fitness is in fashion,
Then someone should say that to the poor,,
,,who keep complaining that they are weak,,
"Bro, it's fashion!"
You talk a lot, Don't you ever get tired?
Made in Amritsar,
Oh I see, What's the name of the hospital where you were born?
Hello? Simmi, it's Reet,
Whose number is this?
Did you get his number?
- Here, talk to him, - Okay,
Reet, with whose permission did you go to Amritsar?
Mom?
If you didn't want to marry him, you should have told us,
Why did you have to create a scene here?
Do you always have to insult us?
Like you would have agreed if I'd said no?
You were making preparations without my consent!
Here, have some Amritsari Kulchas,
No, thank you,
I stood in a queue and brought them especially for you,
You should at least have a few of them,
Please stop talking,
I want some Peace (Shanti)
- I brought these from Shanti! - Oh shut up!
Here, you can have them,
Please take them,
Enjoy,
Are you sure?
You feel so because you are very upset,
You tend to manage a lot of things at once,
You think something, you say something and you show something else,
I don't do anything of the three things you said,
I am not as smart as I look,
You are over smart,
Actually, it is not your fault,
This is the problem with all the people of Amritsar,
They never express their feelings,
If you felt upset then you did,
It's not a big deal, Say it,
Yes, I was upset,
What's there to express in that?
What if you would have gotten lost?
Then?
Then it would have been an insult of Amritsar,
Police would have questioned me,
'We saw the girl having coffee with you on the CCTV camera,'
'Where did she go?'
Fine, don't accept it,
But there is something going on in your heart,
There is a hole in my heart, Saw it?
Listen to her blabber,
She keeps talking about the same thing,
I don't like girls like you,
- Arrogant much! - What do you mean?
I mean I don't like them,
Stop, stop, stop, Give me your hand,
Why should I give you my hand? I am not going to marry you,
- I need your hand to help come down, - Oh, for that,
Come on,
Why don't you like girls like me?
Well, I just don't like them, I am a person of high level,
Oh,
That's why the girl cried when you got closer,
It was because it was the first time,
What about the second time?
Don't I have anything else to do? I am a well-cultured boy,
That means she cried the second time as well,
Second time it was another girl,
What!
Things didn't get so far!
What's that?
A girl's name,
- Sorry, - Here,
What's so funny?
How did you manage to impress her?
Girls are usually dumb, but she was smart,
She liked my songs,
- You can sing? - I write as well,
Not bad!
Why don't you sing something that you wrote for her?
"Her forehead shines,,"
"Like a bright sun,"
"Oh her smile,,"
"I fell for her gait,,"
"She looks are deadly,"
"A glimpse of her feels like possessing the Kohinoor,"
"She gives you such a high,,"
"She's something you can never forget,"
That's it? Why didn't you finish the song?
The feelings aren't awake as yet,
When they are, the whole song will be out,
By the way, you sing quite well,
It is hard to find such boys these days,,
The one who write songs for girls,
No, many write but girls don't listen,
Why?
That's family planning, we are talking about future planning here,
He wants kids,
Everyone asks how much do you make? How educated are you?
Look at me and tell me, how educated do I look?
Let it be,
You'll insult me again, Let's go,
- What work do you do? - Whatever I come across,
I increase the like counts on the Facebook pages,,
,,and views on YouTube for Punjabi artists,
- No, thanks, - People already like me a lot,
That is true,
So, did you manage to turn Sungchi into Sungchi Kaur?
No,
You made her cry as well?
She left on her own,
You didn't fall for anyone else?
Didn't find anyone who is like Sungchi,
You didn't find any or you didn't look at anyone else?
We can control everything in our life except for our heart,
By the way, you don't look as emotional as you are,
Now do you expect me to listen to sad songs like hopeless lovers?
- It is not so, - It is so,
It is your fault and you are blaming my city for it,
By the way, what do you know about our Amritsar?
Prince is from Amritsar,
Prince?
Boyfriend,
Oh,
Then you better reject this boy,
Otherwise, you'd ruin your husband's life and have coffee with your boyfriend,
- Not everything is a joke, - This is not a joke,
I know such cases quite well,
If a person meets his or her old lover after your marriage,,
,,then it is no less than a reason to celebrate for them,
Please stop saying such rubbish things!
Nonsense!
- Who is nonsense? - You are!
I know that, but why?
Why shouldn't I? You have been only troubling me,
You are asking why I came here to reject the Amritsari?
This is why I have come to reject him!
You don't need to reject him!
I'll go and tell him that I've checked you out on his behalf!
It is my fault,
What do you mean by all?
I mean all, Even Prince,
- Oh, You cried because of him? - Yes,
I thought I made you cry,
Couples keep have such small tiffs,
Tell me something, who do we fight with?
I can fight with anyone,
Come here,
- Bro, please leave, - Let me fight!
Who fights with a stranger?
Tell me, who do we fight with?
I don't know,
The one we love,
The one we believe wouldn't leave us,
I am the one who used to say sorry,
He never realised his mistake,
No guilt at all,
But, its ok,
I too am a human being, I too get hurt,
- Then? - Then what?
It broke in such a way that I didn't feel like making things right again,
I came back,
I thought this time he will come to cajole me,
But he didn't,
Boys have a lot of ego,
And I value my self respect,
So, I didn't go to him either,
I can take care of myself,
Come on!
Let's go, we are getting late,
I think you boys should marry each other,
It's legal now,
I doubted that you want a girl,
"I tried to reason it with you, but you were being stubborn,"
"You should have thought about this before falling in love,"
"Don't trust love,"
"She took along the dreams which I saw with her,"
"You will be separated from those that you want to always stay with,
"Situation hasn't changed, you are in the same state again,"
"The state you were in before the joy entered your life,"
"Oh my heart, now get back to the life,,"
",,which you lived before she came into our life,"
I sat alone and gave it a thought,
What you said and what you meant were two different things,
There's something in it,
That's why I have come to you,
I have not come here to make you grease the wheels,
Tell me something, did you pass over a lemon this morning?
Yes, I had gone to the vegetable market,
There were potatoes, eggplants, cauliflower, okra,,,
Sage! Sage, please help me,
My wife and my kids will starve to death,
- Sage! - Tell me,
Come home early this evening, we have to attend a wedding tonight,
Whatever you say,
I also need a new dress,
You will get that as well,
Sage, please tell me how do I get rid of this ghost,
Don't worry, I just spoke to her,
You spoke to her? What did she say?
She wants a new dress,
A new dress,,
My wife has a new sari, Will that work? Talk to her,
Would a sari do?
No, no, no, I want an embroidered palazzo, Bye,
She wants palazzo pants, that too embroidered,
I have only been slapped today,
Watch out for lemons in future,
- Sage! - Go,
- Can I go now? - Yes,
Wait, wait, wait, go slow, I'll tell you,
"I will declare it to the world,,,"
"I will declare it to the world,,, I am in love,"
"You are the one I always want before my eyes,"
"I'll make all promises expected and follow all orders,"
"Follow all orders,"
"My love for you is true,"
"I have learnt its true value,"
"Whether or not you agree beautiful, God has brought us together,"
"God has brought us together,"
"Whether or not you agree beautiful, God has brought us together,"
"God has brought us together,"
"Whether or not you agree beautiful, God has brought us together,"
If you close your eyes, it's right in front,
Otherwise, 15 to 20 minutes,
But we need to buy you a Punjabi dress before we go there,
We'll take you there as a Punjabi Jatti,
Fine, let's go,
I'll remove it, go inside,
It is not my fault, I am doing it for you,
Go inside,
Go on,
- Greetings! - Yes, what do you want?
Show me a palazzo, a cheap one,
But it should be embroidered,
A palazzo? Of what size?
Size?
How do I tell?
I haven't seen the one who is going to wear it,
How much is it for?
Rs,2000 each,
Rs,2000!
Give me a minute,
Do you want this one or this one?
Tell me,
Brother, show us a nice Amritsari dress,
- Right away, sir, Please have a seat, - Yes,
Jyot, get Amritsar's special dresses,
Give them to me,
Amritsar's special dresses,
Wonderful,
How do I look?
Like someone dear,
You look like a local because you are wearing an Amritsari dress,
Can I use your phone?
It's with you,
Sorry,
Again busy,
He likes to talk a lot,
Tell me something, this way will take you to the station,,
,,and that way leads to Chowk Chabutara,
Where do you want to go?
Can we go and have a coffee?
Why just a coffee, we can order two cups of coffee,
You said that there are many coffee shops here,
Yet you brought me to the same one,
There are many but this one is a little special,
Special,,
He parked right in front of us,
Prince,,
Leave,
Who is he?
Tell him who I am,
Sorry, I really don't know who you are,
She said this stranger is much better than people she knows,
She won't talk to you, Buzz off,
Please,
This is my personal matter,
Let me decide who I should and shouldn't talk to,
Go inside,
You wait here, I'll go and talk to him,
Why do you need to talk to him?
Why are you so upset?
What if he manages to cajole you?
How would that affect you?
Look, Prince has come here,
Now I will have to talk things out with him,
I am a girl from Chandigarh,
I am neither afraid of any situation nor do I run away from one,
I'll be right back,
You always came to cajole me,
I thought you'd come this time as well,
Anything else?
I didn't know that it would hurt you so much,
Now you know?
Forget it, I am sorry,
It's okay,
Can I leave now?
What is wrong with you?
When two people are in a relationship, they tend to make mistakes,
I made one as well,
Our relationship only consisted of you,
I was nowhere a part of it,
I promise to change myself,
Ma'am,,
Thank you,
Sir, you are waiting outside?
Madam is inside, You too should come in,
Yes, she is sitting with her brother,
She is talking to him about our relationship,
About your relationship?
Sorry, sir,
Fine, let's do one thing,
You don't say yes to someone just yet,
Let's give our relationship another six months,
You can say yes to me when you start believing in me,
Would you like it if I consume poison?
Reet!
Run, run, run!
This speed is fine?
- It is fine, maintain this speed, - Okay, you don't worry,
She has brought a Sardar-ji along to beat me up,
Stop!
Hello!
Don't stop, take a U-turn,
I don't think Prince is a good person, You should rethink about this,
It's not him, it's my phone!
Turn around, turn around, turn around!
No! Driver!
Stop, stop,
Why did you stop? I asked you to follow him,
There is flour all around, my bike will get dirty,
Drive from the side then, Let's go,
Follow him!
- I just need to go over there, - Give me your licence,
Give me the money, Pay up, come on! - Move aside,,
Move aside,,
Move!
Stop the rickshaw,
Why should I listen to you when I don't even know you?
- I'll tell you who I am! - Now I will never stop,
I am well respected in this area, Please be a brother and stop,
Take something and compromise, Take some money from me,
- No, no, no, I don't want money, - Brother, please,,
You being a police officer are trying to bribe me?
Don't you have any shame? For God's sake let me get off it,
Drive faster! Hold on,
Move side,
Let me just get hold of you!
If I don't make you pay for this then I am not Daljit Singh!
Move aside!
Lord, please help me,
Save me,
True Lord, help me,
- Move fast, - Move back!
- My phone, One minute, listen to me, - Stay back,
- My uncle is a station house officer, - What is the name of your uncle?
I just forgot his name,
Brother, please hear me out before you hit me,
Are you from Amritsar?
Yes,
I badmouthed her when she badmouthed Amritsar,
- How is it my fault? - Hey!
Heard that?
When a man from UP cannot tolerate,,
,,someone speaking ill about Amritsar then how can a Sardar?
Well done, brother,
I'm proud of you,
You can leave, my dear,
Where is my phone?
- Tell me, Come on, - I only have this phone,
- This is your phone? - I spent 1100 to buy it,
- Take it, - This is not my phone!
You sold my phone!
- You sold my phone! - Give back her phone,
I swear, I don't have it,
Hey mister, why is this seat vibrating?
- This seat is possessed, - It must be my phone,
It is possessed by a ghost,
- Found it, Great, - I found it, I found it!
Stay away!
This is where I wanted to get down,
- Please have a seat, sir, - No!
I have written on this why I don't want to marry him,
Give it to the Chabutara guy,
Chowk Chabutara,
Ok,
Same here,
Bye,
Give me your phone number,
Quickly, My phone's battery is almost drained out,
Why do you need my number?
It's not like we are going to meet again,
Just remember today's day,
Forget the note, just call him up and say no to him,
No,
After I met you, I realised boys of Amritsar are very emotional,
I won't be able to do it over the phone,
That's why I have resorted to giving him a note,
By the way, we have been together since morning,,
,,and yet we don't know each other's name,
What is your name?
Name?
#Ambersariya
Hello, Oh,,
Oh hi,
Yes, I had gone to your house,
It was locked, Auntie told me,
No, I am already at the train station,
The train leaves in 15 - 20 minutes,
Okay fine, let's meet outside the station,
Bye,
What happened?
Bro, someone hacked a few of our pages,
Artists are saying that you aren't paying attention,
They want their money back,
Where are you?
I'm struggling,
Hang up,
I'll be there in 10 minutes,
What are you doing here?
What did he say?
Nothing,
He wants to meet me outside the station, He has asked me to wait,
And you are waiting for him?
There are still 15-20 minutes left for the train to arrive,
He sounded fine,
Your wish,
Or do you want me to put it in an amulet and hang it around my neck?
She was all set to leave for Chandigarh but she came back,
Don't you over think sometimes?
He is here!
Someone's so excited to see him,
I think you should call him,,
,,or your train will leave before he arrives,
They are announcing my train,
Forget it, I'll get going now, Bye,
Wait a minute, how does your phone have my number in it?
Forget that and tell me why doesn't the call get connected,,
,,when you dial a phone number from its phone?
Dial a phone number from its phone?
It will never get connected, It's impossible,
You said that you'd marry someone who knows you, understands you,,
,,someone with whom your thoughts match,
I had agreed to marry you just by looking at your picture,
But you are more beautiful than your photograph,
Bye Miss Arrogant!
"I cannot tolerate Chandigarh's attitude,"
"I cannot tolerate Amritsar's popadums,"
"I cannot tolerate Chandigarh's attitude,"
"You cannot act brave by just talking big,"
"That's why no girl comes close to you,"
"I plan to get a wife from Chandigarh,"
"Forget being a landlord, you the chairman of losers,"
"You too like me, Why don't accept it?"
"I cannot tolerate Chandigarh's attitude,"