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[tense music]
Bro, I told you I don't like talking on these phones,
[man on phone] You coming out tonight?
I got you at the door, come to my table,
Nah, I'm good man,
I'm done with all the bullshit,
Heck, it's probably some wack social media star's birthday
anyway who's probably underage,
and you know what that leads to, me getting drunk,
talking shit, wanting to do
a bump of some bitch's tits, all right,
and that leads to the after party, and that leads to me
seeing the sun come up, and then I'm hungry,
So now I need a double double with the grilled onions
and the little peppers I like, all right,
vanilla milkshake, animal style,
I can't do that no more man,
I don't see the problem,
Of course it's not a problem,
And that's the problem, all right?
I gotta stay focused man, I'm on the grind,
A great philosopher once said, no more parties in L,A,
[scoffs]
That fool's crazy, man,
Hey yo babe, is that you?
[suspenseful music]
[phone beeping]
[man on phone] I'm gonna text you the address, ask for--
-Hey, - Everyone's gonna be there, it's all good brother,
Hey babe, I told you I wanted to be on some kinky shit,
but this is some real freaky shit,
I'm with it,
Babe?
[strained gasping]
[tense electronic music]
Hey, got the address to the after party, it's lit,
Um, excuse me, Dre,
-Oh hey, what's up girl? -You're not gonna text me the address?
-Oh yeah, for sure, Put your number in my phone right now, -How do you not have
-my cell phone number, what's wrong with you? -Cause you been playin',
I've been trying to get your number for a while,
I'm just trying to take you out,
You like In-N-Out Burger?
We're gonna relax with that,
All right, sorry, let's start here,
All right, okay then, here you go,
Perfect, All right, I'm gonna text you the address right now,
Okay, I got it,
Wait, wait, wait, Dre?
What's up with that Ryder guy?
You think he'll be there tonight?
Oh, Ryder, he, pop in, see what it's like maybe,
Good to know, good to know,
[speaking in Spanish]
Babe, I was thinking the exact same thing,
So fucking annoying,
This is my girlfriend Nina,
Nina, this is Dre,
[speaking Spanish]
-Muah, -Hey, no,
Oh, this like your girlfriend, girlfriend?
No Dre, come on, she's not my girlfriend girlfriend,
[speaking Spanish]
Okay, sometimes she's my girlfriend, -Oh,
-[chuckling] -Tequila,
Yeah, hey, well you know,
tell Tequila, if ya'll ever need somebody else, call me,
-[laughing] -I see, I see,
So like, ya'll wanna come? Yeah, yeah, just come through, and we'll see you there,
-We'll be there babe, -All right, [speaking Spanish]
-Bye babe, -All right,
Ah, hey, hey, hey,
What dah fuck going on man?
Bro, I heard you got the addy to the after party,
the last after party you invited me to was dope as fuck,
I don't know nothing about no type of after party, What?
Come on man, don't hold out on me like that, Just give me the address,
I don't know what you're talking about, I would tell you if there was an after, come on,
Hey Dre, we'll see you at the after party babe, ciao,
Ciao,
Oh, come on, what the fuck was that man?
Don't do me dirty like that,
Like don't make me beg,
Fuck man, I told you my mix tape is coming out soon,
Young Classic, AKA Young C, AKA me, needs to be there man,
Like I gotta entertain the people man,
-The streets need me, B, -The streets do not need you, okay?
But look, you can come through,
all right, on one condition, calm down,
You have to bring a girl,
Okay, a female, Look at me,
I don't care, Young C, A, B, L, M, N, O, P,
I don't give a fuck, You need to bring a girl,
All right man, say less, I got you,
I'm gonna bring the baddest biddy just for you, You're the man,
I'm for real, I can't lose my job 'cause of you, Malibu's Most Wanted,
Damn girl, what's wrong with you?
Will you hurry up and get back up?
-[Dre] What? -Pretend you're talking to me,
Oh shit, you're Skye,
No fucking shit,
Now look behind me and see if April's there,
-April? -My assistant,
skinny girl, pulled back hair,
-Hey, focus on me, -Oh damn,
-My bad, ma'am, -Don't call me ma'am,
Oh my goodness, look who it is,
The most hard core baddy in town, Skye herself,
Why don't you say what's up to the best fans in the world, the Teddy Bea--
Fuck, shit, suck a dick, piece of shit,
I will fuck you in the butt, Oh, here we go,
And we back, Bear Squad, what's--
Idiot,
-What'd you just say? -Uh, idiot,
Hey, why don't you just say something to the camera, Skye,
You know, fans love when I talk to
the little people, you know?
Go, she doesn't want to be filmed you freaking loser,
You freaking, who even says freaking anymore, huh?
All right, whatever, no one even cares about you anymore
no talent having ass bitch,
At least I'm not a fake asshole,
Go molest some more teddy bears you fuck boy,
-She was legal, all right? -Mm-hm,
She had ID,
What took you so long?
I'm sorry, I lost you in the crowd,
Hey ladies, we do have a party in the Hills,
I would love it if you would come,
I know Sky, this may be a little bit beneath you,
but if you came, the party would go crazy,
-Will there be drugs? -Oh, we're gonna have all--
What am I saying, of course there will be,
-So, get the address, -Yes, Skye,
I hope Chuck will be there,
you know, he always has the best supplies,
Yes, Skye,
Oh, and make sure the driver's outside,
I don't want to get mauled by the crowds,
Oh shit, is this Skye?
Sky, yo, can we take a selfie?
April, handle this,
Yeah,
Bye,
Thanks, sorry about that,
Nah, it's all good,
But I'm gonna head out,
I can't be late,
I'll see ya'll there?
-Yeah, -Okay,
I'm coming,
Wait, why are you stopping? It's like, a couple houses up and on the right,
Nah, we're good here,
But there's like so-- there's so many
parking spots in front of the house,
I said, we good here,
Uh, are you embarrassed to roll up in this car?
I kinda would be,
Okay look, I have an image to portray,
I can't just roll up in the shitmobile,
Okay, like, if anyone sees me in this,
that will completely fuck up my image,
Okay, I sing about fucking hella hoes and getting bitches
and getting racks, like if I'm seen in this, like my image is ruined,
Right, um, so, you're a SoundCloud rapper which means there's like no image,
Like, not at all, You're kind of no one, I can't even probably get you into this party,
-but we're gonna try, -Goddammit Brittany, you're supposed to be on my side,
Well, I'm here for you,
[sighing]
Look, just have my back, okay?
I need you to get in this party,
All it really takes is a couple of influencers
to just put me on their story and like, I can blow up,
All right well, this better be worth it
because I'm getting up at 6 a,m, and doing Runyon,
We have so much coming up, Coachella-, EDC--
-So basic, -Burning Man is in four months,
I need to look good, this is important,
So basic,
Okay, let's go,
What are you doing?
What, what are you doing?
Visualizing,
If I can see it, I can achieve it,
Why are we friends?
[scoffs]
Okay, you visualize,
Oh my gosh, TMZ posted Ray J died,
-He committed suicide, ace-phyxiation? -Asphyxiation,
Whatever, like, he killed himself with a sex rope,
It's like that old dude from Kill Bill,
Okay, it's probably just fake news,
TMZ is always spreading fake shit like that
saying people died when they're clearly alive,
Or, there's a secret group of people, oh my gosh yes,
yes, secret group of people, and they're killing
famous people and making it look like random suicides,
-This is crazy, -[suspenseful music]
Yeah, okay,
What is this?
Time to go,
Bambi, firey ass, little ass Latina,
I'll be at the after party in 20 minutes, baby,
[Vader] Hey sorry, I'm sorry for being late, sir,
Hey man, slow down with your
chocolate Snickers looking ass, man,
You're mighty tall for an old baby face mother fucker,
-Here you go, -For sure man, hey relax,
You think I was trying to hit on you?
Aw man, well what if I was?
Uh, thanks,
Hey man, chill, chill,
On the real shit though, man,
You look like that kid that been
doing them dope ass dances, huh,
Shit, it is you, dog,
Come on man, let me see that shit bro,
Come on,
Hey,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Why are you out here valeting cars though?
Honestly man, sometimes I want it the right way,
You know, do regular shit,
That's what's up man, respect,
-I'll see you around, man, -Peace,
¶ Do the King Vader ¶
¶ We say, Vader, Vader, hey, Vader, Vader ¶
-[suspenseful music] -Oh, god,
-Oh thank god, you're white, -Yeah?
Man, white dudes sell the best stuff,
-How much you want? -Maybe just a couple eight balls, you know?
I'm just trying to get low key turn,
Wait, wait, I'm a weed dealer,
I don't deal illegal narcotics,
Shut the fuck, are you serious?
You telling me the white boy is not selling that white girl?
No, I,,, do not, [clearing throat]
So, you don't have no Xanies, Ecstasies, Percacets,
PCP, crack, anything besides weed? [sighing]
Yo, yo, hold on, hold on, I can get you whatever you want, bro,
Chill out, it's a camera, I'm a vlogger,
Oh bro, you got me,
That's actually neat,
Do you get to meet, you know, real celebrities?
You know, actual famous people?
Fuck you, man,
I am famous, for real,
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you,
Can't believe I texted the weed dude instead of the coke dude, goddamn,
You know, I was gonna put you on the vlog too, Bring you a little business, you know,
show the Teddy Bear Nation that you knew me,
But instead, take this,
Boom, bitch, [laughing]
So vlogging is a real thing, huh?
Yeah,
You know, all of you "influencers" are talentless wannabees,
All of that content is so, it's so goddamn cringe,
None of it's funny, And you definitely can't act,
You've wasted enough of my time, Just go to whatever lame after party
you're headed to with all of those vapid people,
Gross, I don't even vape,
Just, just be careful,
You never know what's gonna happen,
White dudes are weird, man,
-[engine starting] -[dog barking]
Babe, I feel like this is the house,
[speaking Spanish]
Yes, this is the address that he sent us,
Squeeze said he will be here in 20 minutes,
[sighing]
What's wrong with you?
[speaking Spanish]
Okay, of course I want to make out with you,
but give me a couple more drinks,
Let's like go in the party and see what's going on,
and you're crazy right now, Jesus,
[laughing] Should I pin my hair up or leave it down? Does it look okay?
-[speaking Spanish] -[laughing]
Okay, I knew that was just a one-time thing,
[laughing]
[speaking Spanish]
[sighing] Did you tell the driver to wait for 45 minutes
and come back in the morning if we didn't come out by then?
Yes, Sky, but why don't we just call
or text someone when we're ready to leave?
[sighing] Look at your phone,
-See those little bars? -No,
Exactly, there is no reception, meaning no service,
Come on, let's get inside,
Babe, did you hear that Ray J fucking died?
-[speaking Spanish] -It's insane, it's like the craziest thing,
[muffled rap music]
Oh god,
I have to fuck this guy tonight,
[speaking Spanish]
[sighing]
[suspenseful music]
I guess the party's in the sound proof room, or somethin'?
It's probably upstairs,
Ladies?
Wait, this coat is so good, is it real fur?
[speaking Spanish]
Do you know who these girls are?
-No, -Should I respond to them?
-I don't know, -What about him?
Is he someone I should know? He's a model,
You worked on a campaign with him before,
Oh,
You know we can hear you, right?
April, they can hear you, you're being rude,
Yo, yo, hey, that's that vlogger dude, Ted,
Yo, if he puts me in his vlog, me rappin',
that'll blow my shit up,
I'll be the next Drake,
What's a vlogger?
Shut up, just come on,
-[chuckling] -Oh!
-Yo, -Yo, what's good brother?
-Do I know you? -You don't, but you will,
I'm Young Classic, AKA Young C, I'm the next big thing, man,
Yo, in your vlog you should put me rappin', bro,
How many followers you got?
I'm up and coming,
Oh, okay, okay,
Wow, not bad, not bad,
All right, let me just turn this on,
-All right, -All right, go ahead,
[clearing throat]
¶ We up here on this driveway ¶
¶ Why does everyone think I'm gay? ¶
¶ Yeah, um, I don't play games ¶
¶ I swear to god, man, I'm straight ¶
Yo, what'd you think?
[laughing]
Bro, that was trash,
Come on, man, I wasn't even recording, dude,
Look, only the most quality content goes on my baby, okay?
And at this point, even if your chick offered
to suck on my penis, I wouldn't put you in the vlog,
Oh, not even with these?
Those are, high five,
Titties, littie,
Flow, shitty,
Have a good night,
You know what? I tried really hard for you, but I like it,
-Yeah, yeah, -It was good,
-It's cool, -Oh my gosh,
You should make a vegan rap song, Viral,
Okay, Brittany, just because you're vegan
doesn't mean everything needs to be about vegan shit, okay?
No one cares that you're vegan,
We just like your tits,
Just like nobody likes your mixed tape,
Oh, got me,
[suspenseful music]
-[knocking on door] -Anybody here?
Hey, whaddup?
Ya'll seen two little Latinas just walk in here?
One of 'em only speaks Spanish?
[chuckling]
I see you, I see you, my guy,
You're one of needs two at a time
type niggas, am I right?
What the fuck did you just say, white boy?
Oh, I mean, no sir,
I have not seen the two females that match that description,
Yeah,
Where'd you say the bathroom was?
-I'm just-- -Damn, look at all that ass,
Crazy ass fucking house,
Spacious all inside this motherfucker,
Oh yeah, baby, vivacious,
Oh yeah, little Sangria, little Pinot,
oh yeah, we're about to get lit,
Oh, jack pot,
Yeah,
Fuck it, they won't trip if I just--
[unnerving music]
And cut to two girls walk into frame,
One turns and says to me--
Who the fuck are you?
And I respond by saying hi, I'm Angelo,
Pleasure to meet you,
What are you like some film director writer guy?
Uh, director, honey, Writers are over wordy and pretentious, but thank you,
-Both useless, -[laughing]
Why are we laughing?
[speaking Spanish]
What the fuck?
What's wrong with you?
[speaking Spanish]
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, look at you guys,
You guys are the perfect cast for that douchey indie film
about the struggles of making it in Hollywood,
Not the best way to introduce yourself, huh?
Okay, let's go, picture time,
There's nothing better to do,
Oh wait, that's cute,
[Bambi] Well the service sucks, so it's not gonna upload,
No, no, no, [speaking Spanish]
-Okay, I'll save it, fuck, -[speaking Spanish]
I'm not trying to hit on you or anything, I just got a question,
Have you ever-- have you ever tried acting before?
No,
Oh dude, you should,
You got a look,
Look,
I can't lie for living, it's just not my style,
-[April] How about a 2005? -2005, Batman Begins,
Sin City, Mr, & Mrs, Smith,
-Motherfucker, -2010 Merlot?
2010, Social Network, Inception, I'm on fucking fire, man,
[whistles] Is this the so-called after party?
Okay, all right, okay, okay, okay,
[water running]
[unnerving music]
[sighing] Okay, all right,
[group chuckling]
People are here,
All right, be cool, be cool,
Maybe hit 'em with little joke, [chuckling], ah,
All right, calm down, calm down, all right, all right,
Here it is, show time,
[Ryder] Would you sleep with me without sleeping?
You ever been with a model?
[mumbling]
[Dre chuckling] Ya'll ever been masturbating
and thought don't no body love me?
Who can relate?
Have you ever been eatin' some ass and thought to yourself,
"This is a shitty situation," [chuckling]
'Cause its doo-doo,
I'm sorry, ya'll, I thought there was gonna be people here,
And I showed up, the door was unlocked,
there was snacks and alcohol set up,
but I looked around the crib and there wasn't no body here,
-Oh I'm here, -You sure that's the right address?
No, I swear it is, Look, this is exactly what they sent me,
[suspenseful music]
Hold up, so it's just us here?
Big, empty house, random group of unlikable people
come together, oh there's something here,
There's something here, can you smell it?
This is a movie,
Like a horror film, but like a real one,
-Yeah, -Yeah,
[speaking Spanish]
Where all of you die,
No, no, no, I said a movie, Not a documentary,
A documentary is a bunch of people
talking about boring shit,
Uh, yeah, I got alcohol back at the crib, This is dead,
So, um, yeah, next one, champ,
I'm here baby,
Who's going skiing with me?
Wait, it don't snow in L,A,
Aw, that's cute, but he's talking about cocaine, honey,
Oh,
So, where's it at?
You, something about you
reeks of nose candy,
[chuckling] Yeah, I party party,
-And I'm assuming you're in film? -That is correct,
Man, you're just a walking cliché, aren't you?
Hey, but you know, I appreciate you that though, dog,
What's up, Ted, best vlogger in the world,
-Angelo, dopest director in the game, -Hey, nice to meet you, man,
[Ryder] Shh, yo, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
-You guys don't hear that? -[suspenseful music]
It's probably just some drunk people
messing around upstairs, man,
Yo, yo, You guys Gucci?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you hear it?
I know I heard something,
Yeah, yeah, dude,
Oh, it's the sound of my mix tape,
¶ Fucked a bitch last night ¶
¶ Don't matter cause I'm white ¶
-What? -Oh god,
[groaning] Who are you?
Yeah, um, I'm out,
I gotta shoot a, it's, yeah-- [mumbling]
Bye,
Is the little dottie dot dot mad because she
can't get one of your world famous hand jobs?
Fuck you, Ted,
Your dad loves my hand jobs,
Damn, that's hurtful,
You know what, let me put you in the vlog real quick,
[clearing throat]
All right, everyone keep quiet,
here we have a basic hoe in her natural habitat,
Let's sit back and see what she does next,
Maybe she'll go for the alcohol, or maybe
she'll pop one of her favorite pilly pills, right?
Or maybe she'll go suck all the dicks in the whole room,
You know you talk a lot of shit for somebody
who has such a small dick,
Lame,
Truth,
It's pretty, all right?
Huh, enjoyable edibles,
What is this?
Oh, I think it's some kind of weed cookie
to counter balance the alcohol,
Counter balance alcohol?
-Are you fucking 12? -I was born in '99,
1992, best Disney film ever made, The Mighty Ducks,
I said '99,
Oh, '99, Fight Club, The Matrix,
Baby, I'm killing this motherfucker,
Bro, you are weird, Has anyone ever tried this?
Is it any good? Oh, I should put it in the vlog, #ad,
get a little sponsor shit, Can you hold this real quick?
Of course you'd be trying to promote
-something you sell out, -[chuckling]
Sky, don't be mad just 'cause I have more views than you,
[chuckling]
I am a brand,
You're just a marketing mistake,
[goofily mimicking]
Oh, so sweet,
Are you eye fucking me,
[speaking Spanish]
Anyways, does anyone know if Shark's coming?
I don't got service to text him and I'm kinda coming down,
-Who's Shark? -Wait, you don't know who he is?
Like, everybody in L,A, knows who he is,
I have no idea,
He's got the best stuff,
-Wait, what stuff do he got? -Drugs, man,
What have we been talking about this whole time?
He's a drug dealer,
-And? Everyone's a drug dealer, -He's reliable,
which is so hard to find and he delivers,
By the way, do you like work out a lot to get that skinny?
No babe, I just throw up,
Oh, I can't do that, I'm bleaching my teeth,
So, who are you? What's up girl? I don't know your name,
No, no, no, no, [speaking Spanish]
-No, -Oh, okay,
you only talk that Mexico talk,
All right, that's cool, check this out,
I took Spanish in high school,
Hola, mommy,
[speaking Spanish]
You have, ooh, no shot,
Hey, shut the fuck up, Sky, no one asked you,
-Ooh, what ya'll doing? -Oh, okay,
-Okay, okay, whatever, -Let's go,
Bitch got herpes anyways,
-April, restroom, -I'm coming,
-Coke? -Cocaine, let's do it,
Oh, fuck Ted,
Everybody thinks just because he has a cheap camera
he can become insta-famous now,
[speaking Spanish]
What's she saying?
-[Nina chuckling] -She's super cute though,
Hey, um, I'm sorry I dragged you down here, How long have we been here?
-Has it been 45? -Uh, we've been here for about 30 minutes,
Do you wanna leave soon? The driver won't be back for about another 15,
[sighing] What can we do for 15?
[groovy music]
Ooh,
¶ Baby, you can't see it ¶
¶ But it's for real ¶
¶ I'll admit it ¶
¶ And even though That I feel it ¶
¶ The question's Are you feeling it too? ¶
¶ I have hella feelings ¶
¶ My heart had A hard time believing ¶
¶ I had hella feelings ¶
¶ My heart had A hard time believing ¶
¶ No one can really Predict the future ¶
¶ Now I can see you and me With a future ¶
[screaming]
[gasping]
Is everything okay?
Hey, you okay?
Hmm?
What?
Oh good, he didn't O,D, or anything, he's fine,
[yawning]
Fuck, what day is it?
Are you fucked up?
No I'm not fucked up,
You know I don't do that,
[speaking Spanish]
And?
It doesn't mean I do drugs,
Drugs are bad for you,
I smoke weed, and that ain't a drug,
You got too high and passed out, didn't you?
Chill,
This time I know I heard someone scream,
We found Shark,
Wait, were you both about to go at it?
Holy shit that's hot,
Shut up, you're fine now,
Move quicker, pass over the good shit,
-Wait, -On what?
Stop being such a goddamn coke block,
-You woke me up from a threesome, -What threesome?
The one I had in my dream,
Titties to the left of me,
Titties to the right,
Titties in the front of my face,
There's gonna be a foot in your face
if you don't hurry your ass up,
You're turning me on, Skye,
I missed you,
Stop it, I don't know where those lips have been,
But okay, fine, I missed you too,
[sighing]
Take your shit,
Ah,
-April, can you go find my ring for me? -Yes, Skye,
-[glass shattering] -Ope, I guess that's my cue,
Let's go get fucking weird,
You are such a fucking asshole,
-What did I do? -Are you kidding me?
You know you did, you're such a piece of shit,
Oh my god, no need for name calling, It's very un-lady--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, put the glass down, What happened?
Bro, I didn't do shit,
You know bitches be crazy,
What'd that fucker do again?
You're right,
Ted gave home girl some meat from the fridge,
-What's wrong with that? -Yeah?
She's vegan,
-[chuckling] -Oh,
How long have you even been vegan?
That's not the point,
Jeez, oh my,
you guys are, all you vegans are so annoying,
You think you're so much better than everyone else,
Always telling us how to live our lives just because what,
you care about animals and you eat kale and you drink water
with little bits of fruit in it, and you kiss
your puppies on the mouths and shit,
You have a leather skirt on,
This is all just a big food conspiracy,
But you didn't have to trick me, I trusted you,
Who told you to trust me?
You don't even know me,
Ya'll are so dramatic, man,
I wish we could just take all the vegans,
put you all in a huge meat grinder, make little sliders,
put some Sriracha on there,
and just end the world of vegans,
It would make life so much better,
God, I need some cocaine, are you down?
All right,
Yo, fuck that guy, he's such a dick,
Hey yo, this is your chance,
I brought her for you, finesse,
Uh, yeah, yeah, um--
Hey man, you just gotta make her smile and she's yours,
Watch this and take notes,
[Shark sighing]
-Hey girl, you know why vegans give good head, -What?
'Cause they like eating these nuts,
[chuckling]
[coughing]
Where's the bathroom?
Um, I think down that hallway,
[sighing]
It wasn't that bad,
-I thought it was good, -Mm,
[announcer on TV] This is a special report,
It is going to be a heavy downpour over here,
Can you hear me guys, over there?
Can you hear me? OK, yes,
Things are getting very dangerous with all this rain,
Everybody must stay inside,
Ugh, can you feel it?
I can't, no, this is gonna ruin my makeup,
I can't work under these conditions,
Yes, yes, I know I'm still on,
Yes, I get it,
Live television,
Mud slide warnings are in full effect
in Hollywood till morning,
Make sure to stay hydrated, drink lots of water,
stay safe, and good luck,
Damn,
All right, fuck it,
Let's get fucked up,
-[laughing] -Let's go, I agree,
-What is that? -It's coke,
No it's not, That's not what coke looks like,
What?
Oh my god, you really don't know what coke looks like?
Are you poor?
No, okay, I'm not poor, all right?
Maybe in L,A,, but anywhere else I'd be good,
That was molly,
Help him out, I'm not sharing,
Try some of my shit,
It's good,
I mean thanks, but how much?
I like you, bro,
-I got you, -Yo, thank you bro,
I'm gonna fucking get you back, I promise,
You're welcome, enjoy,
Okay, and that's going in a line, fuck,
Do it, sniff it,
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, I'm down,
Are they down?
Fuck yes,
Shots called!
[cheering]
¶ A star ¶
¶ Up in the sky Is where we are ¶
¶ Fall ¶
¶ Up in the sky Is where we are ¶
¶ So believe in that hope ¶
¶ Believe in that hope ¶
¶ Believe in that, that ¶
¶ Believe in that hope ¶
¶ Believe in that Cool motherfucker Everybody wanna get to know ¶
¶ Yes, man, We end program after this show Put it in our own hands ¶
¶ Classmates Who really know them, it'd be the chicks Chicks who be sucking رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال** ¶
¶ Making it rock hard Till you don't stop Keep the cam rolling ¶
¶ The one you see taking shots Be the last floating ¶
¶ Jacuzzi on the boat Want to get the ass soaking Listen for the puff ¶
¶ Got your chest open Got a couple dimes What are you holding? ¶
¶ Reach for the pass Everything sweet burning ¶ Damn this will keep turning ¶
¶ From the left to the right We going to the night ¶
¶ Till the morning To the light Jeans fitting right ¶
¶ Everything looking bright ¶
¶ We stars ¶
¶ Up in the sky is Where we are ¶
¶ Fall ¶
¶ Up in the sky is Where we are ¶
¶ So believe in that hope ¶
¶ Believe in that hope ¶
¶ Believe in that, that ¶
¶ Believe in that hope ¶
¶ Believe in that ¶
Big ass bouji house, no service?
[suspenseful music]
You know what?
Fuck that guy,
Who said you have to trust me?
[scoffs]
[thudding]
Young C, is that you?
Hey, I'm really not feeling this after party,
I say we go,
Don't be playing with me, you know I don't like that,
Ted?
Fuck you, Ted,
[blade thwacking]
[gasping]
[groovy music]
Definitely Donald Glover,
Wait, you would kill Donald Glover?
Yeah, I just get a weird vibe from him, you know?
Childish Gambino, are you crazy?
Okay, so you're left with Zac Efron and Ryan Reynolds,
-Have you guys seen April? -No, no, you don't marry Zac Efron
because a man with those abs cannot be trusted,
Hello, what are you doing?
We're playing fuck, marry, kill,
And this dude said he would kill Childish Gambino,
Whoa, you don't ever kill Childish Gambino,
he's like, America's most precious gift,
I don't know, he just seems wack,
Really?
You better take that back,
Donald Glover [sighs] is a national treasure,
You're not even American,
What, you're from some random butt fuck Euro country?
[speaking foreign language]
Yo, I want in on this,
Hey pretty boy, where you going?
You're in this too,
-Where the fuck have you been? -Lost my damn lighter,
Been looking for it everywhere, Ya'll didn't hear me yelling?
[chuckling] You're so gay, you'd fuck Zac,
No, dude,
I only had those options,
It was all guy--
[laughing]
[Ryder] Zac,
your abs,
[laughing]
No, no, no, I'm not gay or nothing, you know,
I beat the pussy up, [chuckling]
Like fuck gay people, am I right?
Not cool at all,
Yeah dude, what's your issue?
No, no, no, I mean, I love gay people, I love 'em,
-Yeah, so you love me, huh? -What?
Yeah, you wanna fuck me?
[laughing]
Yo, I'm gay, nigga,
What, you've never seen a gay dude
that will stomp your punk ass out?
Why you think they call me Squeeze?
Check him out, man, look at his face,
I'm fucking with you, dude,
Everybody gotta stop being so goddamn soft,
I'm the gay one,
Hey, but if you do say some more stupid shit,
I'm gonna fuck you up,
You had my shit, nigga?
-[groovy music] -[snorting] Oh,
-Yeah, -Finally, dude,
-Do you mind? -No, man, you're going in some good stuff here,
Thank you,
[groaning]
That was a healthy portion right there,
-That's some good shit, man, -Yes it is,
Okay, [coughing] excuse me,
I just gotta do this thing real quick,
All right, what are you doing?
[coughing]
Bear Squad, what's up?
Whoa, whoa, down a notch,
You want them to believe you out there,
Tone it down,
You telling me how to vlog, bro?
Yeah,
All right, all right, you know what?
Maybe you're right,
-I'm gonna tone it down, -Okay,
[clearing throat]
Buh, buh, buh, buh Bear Squad!
-[suspenseful music] -Yeah, what's up yo,
What the hell is that?
Yo?
All right, more for me,
[groaning]
God, fire,
[suspenseful music]
[panting] Okay, okay,
[exhaling deeply] You can not die in 2018,
2017 was a horrible movie year,
Well, Get Out was dope,
Okay,
Fuck,
Okay, think, think, think, Okay, this is the part of the movie where something
random happens and you get to escape,
Okay,
Oh, fuck,
-[blade thwacking] -[gasping]
Fuck, fuck, fuck, [exhaling deeply] this is too much, This is way too much,
Hey, hey, champ, champ, champ, what's going on?
-Talk to me, -Okay, what if you was put in
the position where-- Nah, never mind, never mind, never mind,
Wait, wait, wait, why'd you flub?
Calm down, spit it out,
You look stressed,
All right, bro,
Look--
Just talk to me, it's cool,
I'm following way too many people
on Instagram and it is killing me,
The people I follow, they don't even post,
And I want to unfollow them, but is it fucked up to do that?
Are you fucking serious?
Yo, I had the same problem, man,
but now, I only follow one person,
Drives bitches crazy,
[April] Guys!
April, where are you?
[April] There's a dead girl,
Let me know how that goes,
I'm good right here,
[suspenseful music]
Yo, that's what a dead body really look like?
Yo champ, you ain't gotta be here for this,
Nah, I'm good, I'm good,
I swear, I'm good, I just can't breathe,
-I'm good though, -Dre, right?
Why don't you call 911, see if you
can get the ambulance over here, immediately?
Wait, are you sure that's a good idea? If the cops show up, we could all
probably get arrested for,,, something,
Yeah, we three niggas and a dead white girl,
I can't go to jail,
There's niggas like him in jail,
Look at him and look at me,
Just go,
Yo man, he right,
This shit is fucked,
Who you think did this shit?
I don't even know,
Bitch, get up,
About that, yeah, she's dead,
No she's not, She just wants attention,
She's just an attention whore like the rest of you guys,
What, fake ass blood you got,
Look at this,
Oh shit, no that's real,
-[mumbling] -Oh shit,
Hey, let me go take the little homie
and lay him down, man,
You okay?
-[fingers snapping] -Huh, yeah,
-You sure? -Yeah,
Well, let's get you up out of here, all right?
No, I'm fine,
Look, I know you're a strong girl,
but you ain't gotta pretend to be tough,
especially right now,
Are you hitting on me?
What, no, no,
Settle down, cutie,
It was a joke,
And you don't do it for me anyways,
Uh-- I-- I don't know what this is, but this is inappropriate,
Oh yeah?
Given a girl's situation, yeah,
Oh yeah, a girl is dead, we don't know who did it,
And there's, hm, nothing we can do to bring her back,
Did you know her?
No,
Neither did I, Somebody must have really hated her,
This doesn't bother you?
No,
-Then what does? -[chuckling]
Boring,
Well, that and that fuck face Ted,
He's such a piece of shit,
Well, wait, where is Ted?
Good question,
Anybody seen Ted?
Hey, what's good, my Teddy Bears?
We out here right now just--
Damn, stupid ass camera, What's up ya'll, we having a party?
What's the deal, we having an orgy? What's the deal, what ya'll doing?
-Where have you been? -You're asking me where I've been?
Man, I've been around, I'm chilling, I'm in the universe, I'm existing right now,
-You are coked out, -It's crazy because--
[sighing] Bitch, I am not coked out,
-You're coked out, all right? -It's all over your face, dumb ass,
Okay, yeah, I'm coked out, and? We at a party, right?
Wait, who does blow by themselves?
-Him, -[chuckling]
I wasn't by myself, stupid,
I was chilling in a room with a whole bunch of people, and yo, what happened?
I'm gonna go check up on that kid that I asked to go call 911, all right?
-Okay, -I'll be back,
-Mm-hm, -Is she dead?
-Is this for real? -Oh, shut up,
-Dre, any word? -There's a problem,
-There is no signal, -Have you gone outside?
That's the other thing, All the doors are locked,
I was gonna try to go down the street to get service,
I could not find a way out,
Oh my god,
This is gonna be delicious,
It's okay,
I don't bite,
I know you don't have service,
You know it's okay for people to talk,
Okay, fine, [chuckling]
You want some help with that?
No thanks, I'm good,
This is like art,
This is like making love,
Every blunt and joint I roll, I roll it differently,
Sometimes you gotta take your time and lick it slowly,
Those are the special ones,
And there's ones where you gotta be quick,
Aggressive, spit on it,
Slap it together,
those are the wild ones,
But in the end they take you where you need to go,
Okay, pause, Are we still talking about rolling?
Three, two, one, and we're sober,
No we're not, she's dead, wow,
This is crazy, one more time,
One, two, three, sobriety, Let's vlog, okay,
The view's about to be crazy, ready?
Dead girl in the Hill's, #notclickbait,
-Here we go, -No, you can't film this,
[camera thudding]
Stupid bitch, you swear like
I ain't got cameras on cameras,
This is my life, I do this,
Why are you even here?
Fucking no one likes you,
You probably had to do something with this,
[chuckling]
You and that idiot film prod are the only people
that weren't with us when she died,
You know what Skye?
I'm getting sick of all your little comments, man,
You always got some dumb ass shit to say,
Oh, and what?
You think I'm scared of you?
Yeah, maybe you should be,
Maybe you're gonna end up just like her, huh?
[slap thwacking]
Wait, my girlfriends choke rougher,
-[thumping] -[groaning]
-Pussy, -I'ma fuck you up,
[thumping]
And then I gave her this emoji,
That's my favorite emoji,
-I'm good, babe, -You sure?
No, I'm sure, I'm too high,
I'm like, I can't do it anymore,
You think everyone's okay over there?
Yeah, probably some fucked up joke,
You good?
Are you scared?
Uhn,, Not really, I mean, maybe a little scared,
Nothing's gonna happen to you,
Oh, so that's a promise?
Nah, I don't promise anything,
You never know what's gonna happen,
I hate breaking promises,
And I would hate to let you down,
But, I'm gonna go outside,
I have a dope little spot where I like to chill and smoke,
Am I boring you that much?
I like looking at the stars,
Come on, are you serious? There's no stars in L,A,
We're all fucking stars, baby,
Are you good?
Oh shit, I still have my sunglasses on,
[chuckling] Yeah,
I winked, [chuckling]
I thought you could see it,
Sorry about that,
I'll be outside if you need anything,
I'll just be here by myself waiting for Ryder, I guess,
You think I have a chance with that guy?
You're hot,
He's really hot,
Why not?
Babe, you still have sunglasses on,
Oh,
You know what?
I'm gonna make a drink,
Do you want anything?
Nah, I'm good,
I'll be outside if you need anything,
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Come on, man,
Don't do this,
I didn't kill that slut,
We don't know that,
This should keep you from doing anything stupid
while we figure out what's going on,
Bro, it was probably Angelo, That dude is weird,
I had nothing to do with it, I didn't touch that girl, I want a trial by combat,
-This isn't a TV show, idiot, -What if it is?
What if this is some weird experiment, you know?
What if this is like a game to see who's gonna survive?
-What if, what if, what if, what if? -[thud]
She just hit me, Bro, this bitch is crazy,
She's probably the one that did it,
What, what are you doing?
Yo, chill out, man,
Okay, look, seriously, earlier I was looking at my footage--
[muffled talking]
[muffled] Fuck you, bitch,
God I hate you so fucking much,
[laughing]
Fuck,
Just make him a drink,
Like, just make him a drink,
How is there no fucking service?
This is insane, goddammit,
Like, I literally can't-- Oh fuck, shit, goddammit,
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is a joke,
This is literally a joke,
Oh my god,
[suspenseful music]
Come on,
-[screaming] -[garbage disposal whirring]
[screaming]
-[metallic blade ringing] -[crying]
[flames whooshing]
[tense electronic music]
¶ I said die for the titty man ¶
¶ Die for the titty man ¶
¶ I'll die for my titty ¶
Fuck, there's still no service,
[thudding]
Yo Squeeze, is that you?
Hey, yo look man, I'm sorry about that shit I said earlier,
I didn't mean it, all right?
Don't play with me though,
-Hey yo, Squeeze, -[thudding]
Yo, yo, hella uncool man, fuck this,
Yo, I can't be here,
Somebody call 911,
Get the cops over here now,
We can not call anybody,
Nobody has service, And we can't get the ambulance here
because there's a flood warning,
Why are all the doors locked?
I don't want to do this anymore,
I can't be here,
Just calm down,
Calm down, the fuck, calm down?
There's a dead body,
Yeah, we can see that,
[speaking Spanish]
What?
Oh shit,
How the fuck did you get outside?
-[door handle rattles] -Fuck!
What the fuck is going on here?
Dude, Ted had to be telling the truth,
He couldn't have killed that girl,
Did you see anything?
Nah, I was just chilling,
I asked her if she wanted to have a smoke session outside,
Let's get out of here, Dodo, our driver should be outside, -Yes, Skye,
Doors are locked,
It's clear that somebody doesn't want us to leave,
How do you know that?
Two words,
Common sense,
Dick,
[lights clicking off]
[speaking Spanish]
Whoever you are, we got money,
Shit, ya'll got money? I ain't got shit,
Okay, now that Trump's president,
I don't even have health insurance,
Okay, I swear to god, if I get fucking chlamydia
one more time, my dick will fall off,
-Wait, who are you again? -Yeah, motherfucker,
I thought you was the next chosen one,
like Kendrick Lamar or something,
Get the fuck out of here, man, I still live at my mom's,
[chuckling]
Yo, why can't we just break these windows?
Nigga, in this bouji ass house?
Them motherfuckers is probably bullet proof, earthquake resistant,
Whatever, I am not dying here with all ya'll,
I'm finding my way out,
Smoke this,
This will make you feel better,
Look,
[chuckling]
No, no, we good, we good,
Please do not be that guy right now saying we all
have to stick together in order to survive,
[chuckling] You are just as self-absorbed as every single person here,
What, you think I don't see your posts?
Helping the homeless, helping the elderly, [chuckling]
What, you think you're so much better than us for that shit?
Well, at least I know I'm a bitch,
If you really were a good person,
you wouldn't rub that shit in all our faces,
and feel the need every time you do something good
to post it all over social media,
Yeah, I don't need ya'll help,
I don't need none of ya'll in general,
And I'm gonna figure this shit out on my own,
-Listen, I get it, -[dramatic music]
This house is filled with people
that only care about themselves,
I'm not perfect,
And I'm not trying to be your friend,
I'm not trying to be anyone else's friend,
I care about living,
And if that means we gotta get along, then so be it,
I appreciate that, but, I'm out, bitches,
West Side till I fucking die,
Peace,
[blade thwacking]
[thudding]
April, where's my gun?
I think it's in your other purse,
I told you to always-- Forget it,
Anyone here have a gun?
Oh, fuck ya'll, just 'cause I'm black?
Well, I mean I do got my strap, but it's in the car though,
Yo, I'm gonna go check up on Ted, Dre, stay here with the girls,
See if you can find another way out,
Wait, you going solo?
I'm going with you,
Ted is one of my top clients,
I gotta make sure he's still alive,
-Shark, don't die, sweetie, -Wink,
-Nigga, did you just say wink? -Yeah,
You can't see my wink through the glasses,
Come on,
[muffled yelling]
[sighing]
-[lighter clicking] -What the fuck, man?
-What? -What are you doing?
[Shark] I'm trying to stay high,
I need you to stay quiet,
Ted,
Hey, he's still alive, good job,
Listen, I'm going to untie you, okay?
I need you to come with the rest of us
and find a way out of here, all right?
Don't be a dick to anyone,
-[muffled talking] -I'm serious,
Okay,
[muffled talking] Thank you,
Okay, look, seriously, earlier, on my camera footage,
okay, there's like a guy running around with like,
a smiley face mask or something,
-Sure he was, -I'm serious,
-What do you think? -It's L,A,
Seems legit, maybe not,
Okay, coming from the guy running around in the robe,
It's called fuck you money,
What the hell does that mean?
That means I can do whatever the fuck I want,
I can go whenever, leave whenever, I can buy
a whole fucking restaurant if I wanted to,
I can wear this anywhere because people need to impress me,
How's that roommate situation going?
Hey, hey, not cool,
I live on Hollywood and Vine, okay?
That shit's expensive,
You depend on collab money,
I got the fuck you money,
Okay, well that's easy for you to say when
you're a drug dealer and you don't have to pay taxes
or do any real hard work,
[chuckling] You think I do this shit for a living?
-I sell this shit for fun, -Yo, what's wrong with ya'll?
You guys can make up when we get out of here,
-Let's go, we gotta go, -Okay, okay,
Look, I know there's a room here with an outdoor patio,
If we can get the door unlocked,
I can climb down and get help,
[suspenseful music]
Where's Nina?
Look, nigga, you go find a window,
We're gonna look for Nina,
-Come on, hurry, come on, come on, Get in, get in, -No, we're going with you,
Now ain't the time for that shit, I ain't letting shit else happen to anybody else, get in,
[suspenseful music]
[groaning]
[thumping]
I came out the closet once,
I damn sure ain't gonna let it kill me now,
Die motherfucker!
[thudding]
-Motherfucker, -[doorbell ringing]
Motherfucker,
Hey, go see who it is,
Might be help, I got this punk ass,
-[blade thwacking] -[groaning]
Leave her alone,
April, run,
[thudding]
[chuckling]
[sighing]
That's it?
You blew your load with one stroke to my face?
[shouting in Spanish]
-[thumping] -Hey!
[suspenseful music]
-[blade thwacking] -[gasping]
-Dude, this house is insane, -[chattering]
I wonder how many rooms are there are?
-Never been here before, -[chattering]
-The door's locked, -[woman] Well, I heard Ryder's here,
Um, okay, but like, if Ryder's not there,
who's sucking the dick tonight guys?
I did it last time, I'm not doing it again,
[man] Charles,
Well, I don't even see a gym in there, so--
But wait, do you guys hear that screaming?
-Yo, we're up here! -[banging on window]
Ah, it's-- 'cause there's a party in your pants, right, bro?
So hilarious,
Man, if good guys can't get in there with these?
Damn,
[Ted] Come on, man, do something,
I am,
[April] Help, please help us!
Shh,
That's the girls,
They're on the other side, Come on, let's go,
Hey, so what man, fuck them,
You guys tied me up and left me to die,
Let's just get out while we still can,
Ted, I need you to come with us,
I fucking need you to come with us!
I swear to god--
Okay, okay,
I will end you myself,
All right, relax,
Let's go, chill,
Okay no, but seriously, guys,
like what are we gonna do if we can't get in?
Man, fuck that party, Listen, two dick suckers, ya'll come with me,
We're going back to my place, You know, more champagne, cocaine, and caviar,
[group cheering]
It's a Hollywood party!
[woman] Okay!
[man] I got dick sucker number two,
[chattering]
[banging on window]
Stop, they're gone,
[sighing] You just wanna give up?
No, just don't waste your breath
on something you can't control,
They can't help us,
-I'm not like you, -[dramatic music]
Oh what, you can't have feelings like us normal people?
Is it because I'm not as smart or as talented as you?
Because I'm not famous?
[sighing]
No,
Unlike the rest of us, you're a good person,
Come on, let's go find the others,
Oh my god, thank god ya'll okay, I found a way out of here, I just gotta go get help, okay?
All right, you're not gonna die tonight, ya'll,
[suspenseful music]
-[thudding] -You're a soft ass bitch,
Come on, come on, listen, listen,
me and Shark is gonna distract that motherfucker, all right?
You go downstairs and get the rest of the girls,
All right, fine,
Hey, hey bitch, Smiley face guy, yeah, what's up, you little bitch,
What's up? I got this eight plan emoji,
What you got for me? Say something,
What, I'm coming downstairs right now,
[gasping]
Hey, what are you doing?
-Let them go, -Hey man, this is some bullshit,
You gonna tie me up and leave me to die for this bitch?
-[Skye gasping] -My career does not end tonight, okay?
I got so many more videos to make
and lots of views to get, all right?
You sound pathetic,
Nah bro, I just adapt,
Hey, hey killer man,
I don't know who you are, but I'll trade you, okay?
Her life for mine,
You want her?
[blade thwacking]
[thudding]
Go, go, go,
[gun firing]
[dramatic music]
[panting]
Why did you do that?
You're not supposed to die,
Take care of Skye for me,
Let them go,
It's just me and you,
Nobody else needs to die,
-[beeping] [electronic voice] Systems offline,
Let's go, come on,
There's nothing we can do, come on,
Shark, I'll miss you,
I'll miss you too,
Wait till they leave,
[laughing]
Why are you laughing?
After all we just went through,
That wannabe director was right,
All this could have been a movie,
-[laughing] -You know the funny thing about fame?
Fame makes people like you insane,
No, fame makes the insane shine,
I don't know what that means,
-Let's just go, -I'm going back,
I'm not leaving him behind, but you can go,
My Abuela raised me to be a better person,
I can't let you go by yourself,
Let's go,
[tense music]
Shark?
What are you doing here?
We couldn't leave without you,
Don't tell me you've been behind this the whole time?
[Skye] Huh?
Danny, Machete?
You guys weren't supposed to make it back,
I was just telling my compa here what he had to do next,
You see, celebrity is an exclusive club,
There can't be too many of us,
At some point, we have to thin out the herd,
You know, the elite,
Every few years, we have to take some of you out,
That's where I come in,
You see this face?
They didn't hire me because I was
one of Hollywood's pretty boys,
You look good, you look good brother,
I was a gang banger,
I was a fighter,
They needed someone to do their dirty work,
They took me in,
They put me in the movies,
They gave me a lifestyle,
But there's always a price to pay, isn't there, mijita?
You think all those celebrity deaths you hear about
and read about in the paper are accidents?
You think all those over doses, suicides,
and unsolved murders were random?
[laughing]
No, mi amigos, we have to keep the circle small,
You ever heard of the 27 Club?
It's been around forever,
That's our work,
But why, why us two?
Why let us live?
I'm not,
One of you has to take out the other,
It was going to be my comrade here,
but now that's gonna be up to you,
Whoever survives becomes one of us because I'm out of here,
Wait, when somebody dies,
it's usually just one or two people,
This was a massacre,
And besides, sorry baby,
Shark's not even a celebrity,
Look, the elite needs to send a message,
all those social media people, they think they're stars now,
I just had to take out as many as possible,
It'll be reported in the morning as some random,
jealous, celebrity stalker murdering everyone
and a manhunt will ensue,
but no one will be found just like all the other cases,
And if I take you out now?
This will all end,
Do what you want, esé,
[speaking Spanish]
I don't care,
The elite will find you no matter what happens to me,
Your boy here sacrificed himself for you two
and you fucked it up by coming back,
Now, you have to decide who's gonna live
and who's gonna die,
Me, I have to catch a plane,
You keep the gun, esé,
Am I high?
Or this really just fucking happened?
[Skye] You don't actually believe him, do you?
What are you gonna do with the gun?
What you think? [groaning]
You good?
Yeah, it went straight through,
My driver should be here now,
We can probably drop you off at the hospital,
I can drive,
No, we stick together,
[groovy music]
¶ I don't see no sunshine ¶
¶ All I seen is Moonlight today ¶
¶ Wake up when the night falls Yeah ¶
¶ I just let the stars Guide my way ¶
¶ I don't see no sunshine ¶
¶ All I see is moonlight today ¶
¶ Wake up when the night falls ¶
¶ I just let the stars Guide my way ¶
¶ We be hanging with The goblins ¶
¶ Living dead ¶
Just drive,
What did you do with the gun?
I got rid of it,
Should I have killed you both?
Wait, what's wrong?
-Why are we not driving? -[suspenseful music]
Fuck!
[tense electronic music]
[man on phone] Yo, LeBron is in L,A, now,
but some of us don't think he belongs,
You know what needs to be done,
We were gonna have M do it, but that kamikaze's out here
murdering all these wack rappers, so he's busy,
You think you can?
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