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Father, is this your final decision?
Yes,
This is my final decision,
And no one can change it,
You get that straight as well,
'Father, is this your final decision?'
'Yes,'
'This is my final decision,'
'And no one can change it,'
(Jump in water)
Headman!
"When the batons get to work, power speaks,"
"Each and every strike breaks a skull,"
"When the batons get to work, power speaks,"
"Each and every strike breaks a skull,"
"Bones get crushed, my friends,"
"This makes the enemies' kids tend to run away, my friends,"
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo is that Tahsildarni!"
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni!"
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni!" - Headman!
Come here,
You cooked lentils again?
The goat you had brought,,
,,ran away,
Don't make me hurt you! - He wants to hurt me!
Headman!
They are fighting once again,
They want to kill each other,
Hurry up before someone dies,
Eat before you leave or it will get cold,
Cold food will do,
I hope I don't have to go there to face a cold dead body,
"That girl causes havoc,"
"I am not lying, It is the truth,"
"She defeats even the best hunters,"
"She gives enemies a run for their money,"
"She opens closed doors,"
"Mindo is that Tahsildarni!" - Hurry up,
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni!"
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni!"
Athru! - Yes?
Come out, They are fighting again,
Again? - They way they keeping breaking each other's skulls,,
,,I think we'd hire a tailor to stitch them up instead of a doctor,
I don't know whether I should spend money to make concrete roads,,
,,or on their wounds,
Come out already, - Come,
I'm here, - Hurry up,
Let's go,
"I've heard she locks up roadside Romeos,"
"Their screams can be heard beyond the walls,"
"She draws a line and challenges to cross over,"
"On the other side, everybody is scared,"
Separate them!
Stop fighting! - Get back!
"Mindo Tahsildarni!" - Let him go!
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni!"
Why are you two fighting? - Leave me alone! I won't spare him,
Headman, I have no issue with you but I won't be sparing them today,
How dare They say anything about my Mindo?
Headman, I didn't say anything about his sister Mindo,
She must be your sister!
You two can make her your sister,
She can be headman's sister for all I care,
I am the one who's going to be her husband, - How can you!
Shut up, bloody brothers-in-law! They just keep fighting,
Has anyone seen Mindo?
Have you seen her, you idiot?
You?
Have you seen her?
What about you? Tell me,
Fighting over nothing like idiots,
Uncle, you are smart,
Why didn't you say anything to them?
I am standing here because I am smart,
I won't let anyone speak ill about Mindo,
Everyone here is crazy,
Brother, here I defeat your card with a spade Mindo,
You can please yourself with these queens,
No one can manage to reach Mindo,
Got it? - Come on,
Uncle? - Yes,
You keep going to the city,
I am sure you must have seen her,
Tell me, how does she look?
I have seen her many times,
I teeth start chattering as soon as I see her,
(Laughing)
Uncle, you don't have any teeth left,
Did you do the chattering with your gums?
Look nephew, I don't know how to describe anyone,
Okay,
But if Mindo says yes to me, I'll leave your aunt right away,
Uncle, that is nothing,
If Mindo shakes my hand then I'll transfer 13 acres of my land to her,
You are talking about shaking hands,,
,,if I even manage to touch her I'll transfer all my 6 acres of my land to her,
But you have only 3 acres,
There is some unused land too, used for cattle,
Everyone's laughing a lot,
What are you talking about? - Uncle, it is not meant for you,
We are talking about women, How does it concern you?
You are single and your son is also single,
If he is uncle then did he pluck a son out of a branch?
Something like that,
It has been years since his wife died,
He is single,
Once Fauji gets married, his son will stay single forever,
(Laughing)
He's leaving, - Bloody scoundrels, don't make fun of him,
I wonder where they are,
Neither Teja nor Nikki's uncle is at home,
House is completely empty,
It's not like there always a get-together at their place,
Don't start a fight now, - No, I am not playing house here,
I have just one son, and I want to marry him, with God's grace,
Why are you inviting trouble, dear,
I swear, I won't fight,
I am not a fool like you,
I am such a calm nature,
Now don't make me hurt you,
I had gone to tell Nikki's uncle something about the wedding,
There comes Nikki's uncle, on his tractor,
We were just talking about him, He'll live long,
He's driving his tractor, - What do you think, dear?
Father, she swore upon you,
Mother won't fight with uncle,
If I could, I'd pull your hair apart!
There, she got me killed,
I am being so respectable and you are being so rude!
No matter how much respect you fake, I know your true nature,
You are just pretending,
This white beard had no shame,
Why are you bothered about my white beard? Are you going to find me a wife?
Sure, I'll get you one right away,
You son cannot get married because of this,
If you were any good, I'd get 20 matches for your son by tomorrow morning,
I'll become good right away,
Do one thing, keep the 19 for him and get one for me,
No matter how good you become now,,
,,no one will even give you a wooden wife,
Of what good will a wooden wife be to me? I can only burn it to cook food,
A wife is a wife, sir,
Even a wooden wife will at least cook onetime meal for you,
Shut up mother, why are you ranting?
Dear, your mother will get kidney stones if she won't rant,
Why are you standing here like a statue? Why don't you say something?
Let's go, - I am not scared to say anything,
Gela! - Yes? - Mother, you should fight like this,
Why are we fighting without any fuel? - Are you my mother?
Then we will take equal share of the blame for sister-in-law,
Shut up, - The rest is up to you,
He says offer drinks to brother,
Like I'll have drinks offered by these idiots,
My nephew is getting married,
I can buy my own alcohol,
Right, Gela? - Yes, brother,
Shall I make you a drink?
I am very thirsty,
Then get some onions,
First make me worthy of having an onion,
Make me a drink,
But there is no water,
We have water in our mouth, Just pour me a drink,
Here's an onion,
You always only offer me an onion,
How about cooking a chicken sometimes?
I don't have any money,
Do you want me to make you a chicken out of wheat?
Don't worry, I'll cook it for you one day,
Okay, - Here, have a drink,
Sir, can I say something? I hope you won't scold me,
If what you say is wrong then I'll scold you,
And if what you say is right then too I'll scold you,
Sir, if the younger one gets married first,,
,,then you can forget about the elder one,
"Single men are guests of God,"
"It's not like we will lose a fiancée,"
"We will earn a bad name anyway,"
"It's not like we will lose a fiancée,"
What can I do?
When we were getting tons of proposals, he kept refusing,
Heed my advice, and buy him a wife like I did,
The rest is up to you,
What are you thinking about, sir?
A wife is a wife whether bought or wedded, It's the same,
How much do I need to shell out?
That's it, Now you leave it to me,
I'll make all the arrangements,
Then do something,
People tease by addressing him as unwilling bachelor,
Oh wonderful,
So the two have got together to get drunk!
We are getting drunk and planning your wedding, brother-in-law,
You shouldn't consume a lot of you cannot handle it,
How am I your brother-in-law? Yes?
Son, I have spoken to him,
It will only cost 12,000, I'll buy you a wife,
I have cleared 12th grade?
Do you think I'll buy a wife for 12,000,
You shouldn't have studied so much, Then we wouldn't have to pay so much,
Then father, you'll get it for free, You get one for yourself,
Don't joke, I'll spend the money,
You should make me your brother-in-law for now,,
,,the rest is up to you,
Wait, now I'll treat you like a brother-in-law!
No, don't hit me! - Get lost!
Have you gone crazy? - No!
We will get a bad name, - He talks rubbish,
Father, now you want me to get married to a bought wife?
Look, I have spoken to Gela,
We have to get you married before Fauji gets married,
I have given my word, it's firm,
Why don't you use some cement on the house?
You are only making your words firm,
We have only concreted half the house,
I won't marry a bought wife,
Then do you want to marry Mindo Tashildarni?
Yes, father, I will marry Mindo,
Have you seen your face in the mirror?
Father, why don't you understand?
Listen to me very carefully,
When we were studying together in college,,
I was going around with Mindo,
She had said that she'd marry me once she stands on her feet,
She is already a Tahsildarni, What else do she want to be?
Then we will get married after Fauji's wedding,
But father, you shouldn't tell anyone,
Hey, why would I tell anyone?
This will stay in the family,
I won't open my mouth at all,
Govinda, my son is going to marry the Tahsildarni,
He cannot hide anything,
Uncle! Father is on the loose!
Govinda!
Come on out!
Come on out, my enemy!
You kept taunting my son that he'd always remain single,
You will see, soon matters will get resolved in my courtyard,
Villagers! - What is wrong with him?
My son will get such a daughter-in-law for me that,,
,,this village's life will change for good forever,
If he bringing home a wife or a change?
You used to taunt my son!
He will seek revenge for the same!
For sure!
My son is having at affair with Mindo Tahsildarni,
Like hell he is having an affair with Mindo Tahsildarni,
I know her,
Even her earrings are bigger than him,
He's saying it so confidently, what if he is right?
I knew it, uncle, Your son is amazing,
Teja is excellent in these things,
Brother, why are you causing a commotion in the middle of the night?
Someone might spread a rumour against you,
Illiterates like you spread rumours,
Nobody spreads rumours about educated officers,
Mindo Tahsildarni is going to be my daughter-in-law,
I was anyway well respected here,
What we have faced so far called humiliation, brother,
Keep quiet, brother,
And do one thing, tell Teja to pick up Fauji from the station tomorrow,
Teja is Fauji's brother,
Teja will go to get my brave son,
Listen,,, - Yes?
What I said about Mindo Tahsildarni is true,
Really? - Don't tell anyone,
He is still not home! I wonder where is he loitering around,
"I am delicate and soft like a flatbread,"
I am delicate and soft like a flatbread she says!
But you look like a road roller to me,
Where are you coming from?
Why did you get any wood to burn?
Do you want me to put in the stove tomorrow?
Don't talk nonsense!
Go inside and get me something to eat, I am hungry,
Why don't I cook for Sunny instead?
Cook for Sunny? Why don't I burn you instead?
I have burnt many chickens like you, - You,,,
Don't you dare or I'll pull your intestine out, you jackass!
No, I was only touching your feet and apologising,
Listen, why was Jaggar shouting?
He was just bluffing around,
He was saying that his son is having an affair with Mindo Tahsildarni,
Why would he lie about that?
Don't you have any? I have done that with many,
You,,, who are you having an affair with?
Don't misunderstand,
I mean I talk to my aunt, I talk to my other aunt,
I talk to my uncle's daughter,
I talk to all my friends,
Oh naïve one, I meant that Teja is going to marry Mindo Tahsildarni,
Look, you are already married to me,
So poor Teja will have to settle for Mindo,
I am begging to you, don't say this to anyone,
Well, I wouldn't have told anyone otherwise,
But now I will tell everyone in the village,
After all I am a member of the council,
I socialise with the council members,
You've rattled all my bones, you idiot,
There's my darling sister! - Go home!
Mother!
Stop, it can't go any further, - Mother, brother is here!
Mother!
Brother is here!
Let's go, I'll ask Gela to carry my bags,
It's okay,
The most important thing is in your hand,
The houses here as just like back home in Haryana,
Like Haryana is in Uganda!
It too was once a part of Punjab, - This is his first visit to Punjab,
Fauji is here!
Fauji is here on a holiday and not to attack!
I said it so that everyone knows, - Like we wouldn't know otherwise,
Go and get my trunk, - Get it,
I can even carry a tanker for you, - Brother!
Come here, my sister,
I seek your blessings, mother, - God bless you,
I am so happy,
My son is back,
Well done, my boy,
Mother, he is Ranveer,
Hello, uncle, - Okay,
How are you, aunt? - All good,
She is very good to fight,
There comes trouble, - Fauji is back,
You are only going to greet them? - How about greeting your uncle?
Like hell he'll greet him, - Tell me,,,
,,,did you bring what I had asked for?
At least let him meet everyone, What is the hurry?
Why are you interfering? I am talking to my nephew,
How can I forget you, uncle?
I've brought everything you asked for,
Give it here, or else it will catch someone's evil eye,
You cannot cast an evil eye on that, father,
He took all the bottles away,
Let him, like you wanted to peel onions with them,
Who knows? Maybe aunt wanted to drink with her brother-in-law?
Shut up,
He is making fun of his mother!
Aunt is right,
He took all four bottles, Now how will we survive through the wedding?
He just took them, he hasn't blinded us,
Don't worry, we'll show you how to enjoy a wedding in Punjab,
We have grand weddings here,
Whether or not they give to the guests,,
,,but they make sure that this is served,
I think you too are a bachelor,
Why didn't you get married as yet?
He first insisted that he would get married only after he completes the 12th grade,
Then he should have after he completed the 12th grade
He cleared 12th grade after he turned 26,
Thank God he didn't want to become a graduate,
Otherwise, he would've started living on pension by the he had graduated,
Listen brother, there are just four days left for my wedding,
You will get the label of unwilling bachelor,
Let me warn you,
I think you should buy yourself a wife for 20,000,
I'll at least have someone to apply kohl to me at my wedding,
Why spend 20,000 just to apply kohl?
I can get one for 12,000 for him,
I'll get him married into my family,
She is my sister-in-law,
Shut up,
The rest is up to you,
You expect my son to marry your sister-in-law?
Listen to me, Fauji,
It's not a big deal,
You are going to marry someone uneducated,
My son will married to an educated officer,
He is having an affair with Mindo Tahsildarni,
Come on! For real, uncle?
You don't know? Great!
Son,,, tell your friend,
Father, you have been broadcasting everything like a radio,
What have you left for me to say?
He is right,
Fine, I'll tell you, - Uncle!
Brother, let the boys talk,
Let's go home, - Let's go,
Listen, we'll resolve everyone's issues here,
Okay, - Everyone will party here,
You can party here, Let's go now,
Brother, uncle was right about me marrying an uneducated girl,
We are more educated that the rest of the village,
I completed 10 grades, you completed 12 grades,
Right,
In total, we did 22,
Then what is the use of all this education?
So you want us to loan our education to someone?
You joke about everything,
Brother, an educated man looks at his future wife before he gets married,
I too want to,
Fauji has lost his mind,
There are just four days left for his wedding,,
,,and he says he wants to meet his future wife,
There are still four days left, We'll leave tomorrow itself,
Right?
I think he'll lose the fingers where he's supposed to wear the ring,
Let him lose them,
It's not like he has to play any musical instrument with them,
Then he won't be able to even do this to anyone,
You won't be able to tell your wife:
"Just one more peg, sweetheart,"
Forget the wife, he won't even be able to tell me:
"Make me a small peg,"
Come what may!
I said I want to go there it means I want to,
They won't welcome you if you go there now,,
,,they will instead break your head with their sticks,
But if we don't go now, I'll always regret it,
I can handle regret, but I cannot handle an injured butt,
Why are you so scared?
No one there knows us,
I was 14 when I got betrothed to Jeeto,
I didn't have a beard back then,
And if they recognise and beat up someone, it will be me,
It won't make any difference to you, will it?
It won't make any difference to me?
You are my younger brother,
I prayed to God for you,
Fine then, make preparations, we will go there,
Listen my friends, from the time my wedding has been fixed with Jeeto,,
,,I see Jeeto even when I look at our enemies,
Brother, in this kind of love,,
,,someone like you might end up embracing the enemy,
Before the wedding he sees his wife even his enemies,,
,,and after the wedding he will his enemies in his wife,
Brother, wouldn't they serve us better if we had gone there after the wedding?
They will serve us now as well, but with their shoes,
Why are you getting scared? I told you
no one there recognises us,
Right, like no one likes to go for guavas at the fair,
I am sure you dream about sister-in-law,
How does she look like?
Don't ask! - Oh,
She is fair, - Oh my,
Has a sharp nose,
And her eyes, her eyes are just like Hema Malini,
Amazing! Wonderful!
They have a beautiful house,
We are here to see Jeeto and not her house,
Oh she has a beautiful house,
Let it be brother,
"They look like monkeys, they don't even own slippers,"
"I doubt they have any land, they own nothing,"
(Laughing)
Let's go everyone, hurry up,
More guests,
Looks like her mother's maternal family, - Come on, let's sing celebratory songs,
"Now tell me Jeeto,,,,
where is paternal family?"
"Here we are, Jeeto's paternal family,"
(Music Continues)
How do you know that she is my sister-in-law?
She has come with the maternal family,
She doesn't look like her aunt,
She doesn't even a beard so she cannot be an uncle either,
So she is bound to be your sister-in-law,
That's enough, girls,
I'm going inside,
Here,
Congratulations, - It's good to see you here, sister,
All of you should go inside and arrange refreshments for them,
Let's go, - Very good, - Let's go inside, everyone,
Yes,
Hello, dear,
Come on in, boys,
Or do you need special invitation?
You are a part of the maternal family,
Come on in,
Perfect,
Let's go, Come with me,
Brother, out of so many girls, how do we find out which one is sister-in-law Jeeto?
That is true, - Yes,
We won't be able to find out so easily,
And the chances of getting caught are higher if we stay together,
I think we should separate and look for her,
Yes, they will bring us together anyway, if we get caught,
That is right,
Let's go, we need check out the clothes as well,
Is it one of them? - I think it is this one,
Hey boy,,,
Why are you marching away like a soldier,
You shouldn't stand like that, like you are a guest here,
Come here and help us out,
Come here and stir this,,
,,so that sweets don't stick to the bottom,
Hold this,
I'll go and whisk that one,
I am the groom!
In four days, you are going to serve me the sweets you are making me cook now,
Hey, why are you looking here and there?
Hold this tea,
Mother, I cannot so much tea by myself,
It is not for you, It is for the guests, Go and serve it,
Give us a helping hand, Hold it,
He's standing there like a statue,
Hey girls, why are you just sitting there?
How about doing something useful?
They are making the groom cook sweets,
Stir it well,
Have you never worked before?
I feel like stabbing you with this stirrer,
I think he will get us killed,
Hey, where are you going?
You are planning to enter the kitchen?
With this face, someone will surely hit you with a hot stirrer,
I was going to get your work done,
What treasure of my hides in the kitchen?
I cannot say about yours, but my treasure surely lies there,
Girls like her fry boys like you in a wok, let me warn you,
She can do whatever she wants with me,
You,,,
We will have to ask someone who is Jeeto,
Okay, so you are here to meet Jeeto,
Yes,
That's Jeeto, the one in red dress,
Oh my, your sister-in-law is very beautiful,
Did you see her face?
You know about the village from its memorials,
You are comparing a sweet with dung cakes?
Follow her,
(Music Continues)
What is this, brother?
Look at your dung cakes shinning brightly in this sun,
You said that sister-in-law's eyes match with that of Hema Malini,
But they don't even match with each other,
Thank God I saw her today itself,
Brother, I won't marry her,
How will you say it?
You have to say no for the wedding and not tea,
I'll go and tell father that,,,
Come on, let's go, - He'll get us thrashed,
Where are you going, boys from my in-laws?
Help us shape the Ladoos (sweets) first,
We will have drinks later, Go on,
We desperately need a drink now,
In-laws!
You need to shape them and not mash them,
Why are you mashing them up?
She is squint-eyed,
It's not like you have to make her hit targets,
She is here,
Yes,
Drink it, she's hitting your knee affectionately to offer you tea,
It's clove-cardamom tea,
If it's gunpowder then put it in a glass, you should put it in a rifle,
Not gunpowder, it's clove-cardamom tea,
Oh I see, it's clove-cardamom tea!
Then it must be delicious,
You too should have it quickly,
Everyone drink it,
Take it,
I don't want it, Go away from here,
If only she had a squint,
She is two in one,
I think we should say no to her father before we say no to mine,
You should shape the Ladoos before they make us out of shape,
I am a soldier, I am not scared,
I too am a soldier, but I am scared,
That's her father,
I'll go and talk to him,
He has decided to get beaten up,
I think we should find a higher ground,
It will be easier to run from here,
Yes brother, you are right,
People force others to climb the walls,,
,,and we are doing so willingly,
Uncle,,,
I wanted to talk to you,
Tell me son, what is it?
Well, I,,, - Father!
Yes, Jeeto? - You still didn't bring my clothes,
Oh no, Jeeto, I'll get it right away, You should leave now,
Yes son, what did you want to tell me?
She is Jeeto?
That's all you want to say?
You don't even know the one whose wedding you are here to attend?
Are you drunk?
My in-laws are useless,
(Laughing)
You should have seen his face!
Right,
Brother-in-law, how did you like your sisters-in-law's prank?
But how did you recognise me?
The ones from Gandua can be recognised from a distance,
Of course you can,
The ones from Gandua are very handsome,
Excuse me? You too are very funny,
Enough of pulling each other's legs,
Now how about being a good sister-in-law?
Oh I see!
Do you want us to get the ribbon ceremony done today itself?
No, we just want to talk to your sister,
Huh?
He wants to,
You can talk to her all you want,
Meet us at the back of the house, - Yes,
Keep an eye out for intruders,
That's what I am doing,,,
Finding a way to run if needed,
Can I say something?
You are just like the one I dream about,
Like her, or am I her?
I mean you are her,
I will be fortunate to get married to you,
I will be the fortunate one,
I feel as if I should keep looking at you,
(Music Continues)
''Even the raw bulghurs turn red, my dear,"
"Your beauty has the power to rule the world,"
"Your veil has red lines on it,,,"
"Are like the rays of the sun shinning on a flower,"
''Even the raw bulghurs, my dear,"
"Befriending you is like befriending a bird,,"
",,who might fly away towards the west anytime,"
"Befriending you is like befriending a bird,,"
",,who might fly away towards the west anytime,"
"Even the winds love to caress you,,"
",,and the sky becomes your embroidered veil,"
"Even the winds love to caress you,,"
",,and the sky becomes your embroidered veil,"
''Even the raw bulghurs, my dear,"
"There is always something to talk about,"
"There is always a treasure hiding in girl's heart,"
"She doesn't open her heart so easily,"
"All the girls are the same,"
I'll slap you,
What are you doing?
They are going to get married!
That's why they are holding each other's hands,
You pervert!
The atmosphere that surrounds you affects you,
The atmosphere affects, you were too direct,
Well, I'm just human, - No, you're a pest,
Don't make me break your bones,
Let's go, Jeeto,
What does he think of himself!
Oh God, what have you done!
I don't know how badly this will hurt you,
But the alcohol you serve is excellent, - God bless you,
You have brought bearing gifts for the groom from the maternal side,
You won't be able to find any, so I thought I should offer you some,
Again the rubbish? - Brother!
Why are you talking to him?
He is how he is, Bloody idler, - Right, madam,
I tried to reason them out, but these two won't stop talking,
Shut up, - Okay, The rest is up to you,
Look at that, My son has gone missing,
I don't know where Teja has taken him,
Bloody idler! He's got nothing else to do other than roam around,
He has taken after him,
My son has to take after me, He cannot take,,
No matter where they are, but your son took him there,
Do you think your son is a calf which my son will sell in the market?
And you, my brother's brother-in-law!
You are taunting me after drinking my alcohol?
It doesn't matter whose brother-in-law I am!
How does it concern you! - You too started it again?
You should at least have taken the occasion into consideration,
Brother, why don't you give in?
He won't give in, He is trouble,
You want me to give in? You won't say anything to him,
After all he is your brother,
You have turned me into your enemy,
Now I will behave like an enemy,
If I enter your house tomorrow then I am a dog!
Father, why are you fighting in the middle of the night,
Talk to the one who is cursing me,
She isn't a woman, she is a witch,
I wouldn't want to do anything with her,
Even the messengers of death don't want to do anything with you,
That's why you don't even die, Idiot!
If idiots had horns, you'd have 12 horns,
Then I'd use them to tear your stomach open,
The enemy has got my internals out with his horns,
Why don't you say something!
I'll say it, I am not scared of anyone!
Listen nephew,,,
Be a good son and get him to bed,
Let's go, father, - Please,
Let's go,
Let me go, - Come with me, father,
Come on father, you'll fall otherwise,
They insulted your father,
I won't even spit on your doorstep,
You just did, father,
I will never go over there again,
I've locked the door, - Let's go,
You are still getting ready? When will we leave for the wedding?
This is strange,
This is a limit,
I have to look after everything,
Relative? - Yes?
You'll get the turmeric off my nephew?
He's handsome, isn't it?
He is bound to, after all he is Jaggar Singh's nephew,
Nikki's uncle, you are brave, You tell everyone,
And you are smart, you make sure he doesn't mess up anything over there,
Don't worry about that, I'll take care of everything,
Look at how brave Nikki's uncle is,
I don't need to worry as long as he is here,
Bless you, stay young,
You were saying something else about him last night,
If you want him to stay young then I should go sit in a cradle,
Also give him a pacifier,
Come on, son, Take it,
I don't understand,
They wanted to kill each other last night,
This is how Punjabis love and get angry,
And the one who releases his mistake and comes back isn't called a sinner,
Back home we called them shameless, - Keep it here,
From now onwards we will call them your father,
(Laughing)
(Anklet Sound)
Brother, he is the same boy who came with your in-laws yesterday,
Shut up,
Not everyone knows about it,
We'll get humiliated if everyone finds out about it,
End this right here,
Go and do your job,
(Music Continues)
"Oh my my!"
"My brother's sister-in-law, hello,"
"Tell me, how are you doing?"
"My brother's sister-in-law, hello,"
"Tell me, how are you doing?"
"Why are you so arrogant?"
"Give me a smile and win over my heart,"
"My sandals talk to likes of you who follow me,"
"If you want to ask how I am doing,,"
"You first need to go and wash your face,"
"If you want to ask how I am doing,,"
"You first need to go and wash your face,"
"You have been out for 12 years,,,"
"You will only return with curses,"
"You might regret letting go of this gem of a person,"
"I have no doubts,,, to me you look like an angel,"
"But illusion do you have about boys, you are like a sunshine,"
"Don't be stupid, accept what is say,"
"My sandals talk to likes of you who follow me,"
"My sandals talk to likes of you who,,,"
"I cannot tolerate those who wear their hearts on their sleeves,"
"I have gems like you following me since ages,"
"Talk to me,,,"
"After you step 2 feet away,"
"You might regret letting go of this gem of a person,"
"I know how famous you are,"
"I know how many proposals you have refused,"
"If anyone offers you a finger, you don't grab the hand,"
"You should always stay within your limits, brother,"
"Stay within your limits, brother,"
Why don't you tell me something?
Look brother, I know another about women,
You can ask me about rifles,
Your elder brother can tell you the rest,
Like his elder brother has 14 queens,
Do just what you used to do earlier,
I was a bachelor back then,
It's not like she has grown horns after the wedding,,
,,that she would tear you apart?
Come on, I'll take you to her,
Come on,
Come with me,
Careful,
Listen, lock the door from inside,
Don't open the door, no matter who knocks,
Fine, you can leave now,
Bye,
Hail the farmer, hail the soldier,
(Knock On Door)
Who is that?
(Knock On Door)
(Door Opens)
You?
You are an idiot, I had asked you not to open the door,
Why did you open it?
Please go to sleep,
Fine,
He's sloshed,
What happened?
I saw the moon this up close for the first time,
I don't whether to first look at it or praise it,
(Knock On Door) (Door Opens)
You,,, - Now what?
You moon seeker, you opened the door again?
You don't listen to your elder brother,
I got married to her, I didn't elope with her,
Please go to sleep,
I'll go and drink some more first,
What happened now?
I fear that Teja might knock at the door again,
Tell me something, Teja is well educated,,
,,why didn't he get married as yet?
He will marry on his own,
He has found a girl for himself,
Okay son, go there happily,
After you go there seek your parents-in-law's blessings,
Don't feel shy, - Okay, mother,
Sisters-in-law love to play planks,
You shouldn't get angry, - Yes, - I won't, father,
Brother, your sisters-in-law are very clever,
You better touch their feet as well otherwise they will make you apologise,
Stop it now,
My son is smart, - That is true, - Let's go,
Bye, son, - Bye, mother,
Let's go,
God bless you, dear, Stay happily married,
Why are you all dressed up?
I'll go with you,
I am sure her maternal family must have left by now,
Has yours left? There's your uncle,
They leave only they are thrown out,
Take him along, brother,
Who knows she might still be there,
Moreover, this tractor is used to me,
Hear that, this tractor is used to him,
I have to drive it, not milk it,
Be careful on the way, - I don't want to take you along,
Get down,
Now you are behaving like a cousin,
Would a real brother so rudely ask me to get down the tractor?
Fine, I am upset now, - Bye, dear,
Wait, I was joking, you fool,
Turn around, Let's go,
Climb up, - Okay then, I am not upset anymore,
It's just an act,
Do you too want to go there?
Why do I need to go to your in-laws,
I'll get drunk over here and sleep,
Why are you standing there and talking,
Get going now,
It will get dark soon, You need to return as well,
Don't worry about being later, We don't have to go too far,
Yes, mother, - Take care,
Let's go,
Keep the bags in the trolley, - Come on, quickly keep it in the tractor,
Good, - Come on, be careful, - See you,
Bye, mother, - Bye,
Jeeto is here! - Sister and brother-in-law are here!
Let's go and welcome them! - Don't hit the gates,
Stop over there, - They are here,
That day sister was look,,, - Jeeto is looking so beautiful,
She isn't just your sister, she is my sister as well,
She is here,
Look at brother-in-law,
Look at brother-in-law's brother,
My daughter is back, - Yes,
Shall we get down?
Why don't we ask them to serve us tea right here?
Come on, let's go, - Get down, brother-in-law,
Where are the rest of the relatives? - Look at brother-in-law,
Don't worry, the rest of the relatives must be inside,
Stop troubling your brother-in-law, - Come on,
He has come down, - Look at that,
That is true, - Hello,
God bless you, - Look at him twisting his moustache,
Let's go, brother-in-law, - Yes, come with us,
Won't someone drag me along?
It's not like I have dung on my hands,
Sit down, brother-in-law,
Wait, wait! Don't sit just yet,
Let me check it properly first,
What is he doing? - They are unpredictable,
They might have cut the strings, You will fall down,
No one can act smart as long as I am here,
Now you can sit down without fear, Yes,
Damn you, you imps! - Get up,
Couldn't one of them lift me up?
My fall would have been worthy then,
There comes the rest of the relatives,
Now they can even throw me off the roof, I am not scared,
Didn't I say that brother-in-law's brother is very smart?
Brother-in-law, you should have brought someone experienced with you,
I heard he is a unwilling bachelor,
A bachelor has sharp eyes,
Oh, the one with sharp eyes couldn't see the chair,
My eyes aren't on my shoulders,
Listen to me very carefully, all of you,
I am not an unwilling bachelor, I am single,
Don't call him an unwilling bachelor,,
,,one day my brother will marry such a girl that the whole village will be awestruck,
Oh really?
Yes,
Oh, so he will get married to a girl?
Shut up, Do you expect him to marry a buffalo?
I rather marry a buffalo than a monkey like you,
He won't look go with a girl,
He will look better with a black buffalo,
Then I should marry you, I don't mind,
Brother-in-law, did you bring rings for your sisters-in-law,,
,,or did you forget? - I have brought them
but they are hidden, You will have to find them,
They only know how to find faults,
It's not so,
We also make a person find himself out of chair,
You can sit here, brother,
There, sit down, Your chair is here,
If you want, I can sit on the floor, - Oh,
Come on now, enough of this drama,
Oh my, she has been married only for a day,,
,,and she has already changed her side,
We are leaving, give us our rings,
We will give you the rings, Catch this,
Wonderful, She grabbed them like a magnetic,
I wish I were a ring,
Then I would wear you on my feet,
I don't mind been on your ankle either,
I'll keep make noise after you,
Let's go, girls,
Let's go, - Let's go, - We got the rings!
Come on, sit down,
Look, you are younger sister-in-law,
And a younger sister-in-law is like a sister,
And sisters don't hide their faces from their brothers,
You shouldn't hide your face from me,
You are my younger sister, Okay?
There you go, brother,
Now that you have arrested me as sister, I don't need to hide my face,
Right,
And,,, will you tell me something? - What?
The girl who took the rings?
Who is she and how is she related to you?
She is my maternal uncle's daughter,
Her name is Mindo Tahsildarni,
(Music Continues)
"I've heard she locks up roadside Romeos,"
"Their screams can be heard beyond the walls,"
"She draws a line and challenges to cross over,"
"On the other side, everybody is scared,"
"Like the roasters cock-a-doodle-doo,,,"
"Mindo is that Tahsildarni!"
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo is that Tahsildarni!"
"The one because of whom batons are raised,,,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni!"
'She is my maternal uncle's daughter,'
'Her name is Mindo Tahsildarni,'
"Mindo Tahsildarni!"
'Khalsa belongs to Lord,'
'Victory belongs to Lord,'
'All the villagers are hereby informed that,,'
',,tomorrow that is on Monday our village's registration will take place,'
'To do the registration government officer,,'
',,Mindo Kaur Tahsildarni will be coming here,'
Good morning, brother,
(Laughing)
Brother Teja, I always knew that Mindo Tahsildarni is our sister-in-law,
But they didn't believe me,
Hello, brother,
I have cooked a big chicken for you,
How big, did it have buffalo legs?
Brother, I too have brought you something,
One full bottle,
I have small work,
You idiots, you are offering him alcohol in the morning?
Ms, Mindo Tahsildarni will get upset,
He is an affluent man,
He drinks buttermilk,
Here brother, have some buttermilk,
Where is he going? - What happened?
Where have you been?
Listen,,,
Why did you have to say such a big lie?
I had to,
Otherwise, father would have married me to a frog faced,
He had finalised the deal for 12,000,
So what? You'd at least get your meals secured for 12,000,
I could secure that by hiring a man at 500 a month,
The main issue was that I'd lose my reputation in the village,
I purchased a wife for myself,
Brother, you are back, - Yes,
Sister Mindo is visiting our village tomorrow,
Who Mindo?
Don't worry, I have told her everything,
She won't tell anyone,
But,,, - But what?
You should worry about your father,
He is acting like a deputy commissioner out there,
Damn you all,
Take this, - Brother, look at what uncle is doing,
He is showing off, Nothing else was expected from him,
Locally brewed alcohol?
What do you think sir is?
Does he look like he'll drink this? - He looks like he begs to drink,
I'll teach him a lesson,
Tomorrow I'll talk to the Tahsildarni and stop break your hatches,
Don't do that,
I'll get imported liquor tomorrow,
If you don't then I'll hang you upside down,
There comes my brave son,
Look son, half the village is here,
We will help all these poor people,
Is there someone poorer than us?
Uncle, I always said there is a glow on Teja's face,
He will be a big man some day,
Brother Teja, you should now hold yourself high and walk,
Do you want me to add extensions on my shoulders?
Sir, now everyone in the village should sing your praises,
What more do you want sir to do for you?
Brother Teja, ask sister-in-law to arrange for wheels for my vehicle,
I cannot assure you any wheels,
But I am can assure you that you'll get thrashed if you don't leave right away,
Get lost from here! Don't say that, son,
Look, they have brought so many things for us,
What have they brought? The all-cure herb?
These roots and vegetables grow in our fields as well,
Get lost from here!
Get up! - Everyone, leave!
You don't know him, - Come on!
He has a very bad temper,
Father, you have gathered more crowd at home than,,
,,there is at a famous singer's performance,
Gela, you can see it for yourself,
Until yesterday these village wouldn't even offer us lentils,
Yes,
Now they are cooking chicken for us,
(Laughing)
"If I knew Teja would be so great,,"
",,I would have given birth to two instead of one,"
"Teja!"
"I feel blessed as God sent you as my son,"
Well done, son,
The rest is up to you,
I would have, but my wife is dead,
Are you at home, sir?
No, he has gone out,
You senseless poor people,
Why will you get any sense?
You should always knock at the gate of a big man's house before entering it,
Yes, yes, yes,
Why are you saying yes? Go and knock the gate,
Knock it again,
Sometimes big people are not in the mood to entertain,
They will come here again and again,
(Knock On Gate)
May we come in, sir?
No,
First say hello,
Then come in,
Hello, - Hello,
You need to address properly,
You are saying it as a formality,
You said we will have to come again and again,,
,,so we thought we should say it in one go,
Yes sir, we have come to you with a lot of hope,
Hope doesn't work here,
In this bowl we have chicken,
The rest is up to you,
Sir, if there is no path made to my land then my life will die of starvation,
She would leave me,
What if she leaves using that path?
No, she cannot run through there,
Why? You will create obstructions there?
No, that path doesn't lead her to her maternal house,
Please keep my honour intact,
I'll keep you, you just don't expose mine,
Let go of my pyjamas,
Your work will be done, Go, - Thank you so much,
Sweep the place properly, Why are you just moving it lightly?
Don't you know Mindo Tashildarni is going to come here?
Teja and Mindo? I don't believe it,
You won't believe it even when Teja and Mindo's children,,
,,will throw a brick at you and run away,
They will hit me only after they are born,
Why don't I hit you now?
All you can do is throw bricks,
It is Teja who won over the girl,
Who knows whether he won or lied about it?
Hello, sir, - Hello, sir,
Started bootlicking already?
Let my daughter-in-law come,
Then I'll teach you a lesson,
Jaggar Singh, they have nothing else to do,
We have a lot to do, Let's go,
Yes, why waste time with these paupers?
Come on, let's go,
He just offered you a piece of his mind,
Come on, let's finish our work,
If he is right then he will surely teach us a lesson,
We better start applying oil already,
Don't get your body slippery already,
Aunt, I don't think Mindo Tahsildarni is more beautiful than you,
Really?
Then you all should take these popcorns,
Share it with everyone,
Our job is done here, - You have made me so happy by saying that,
Did you hear what this boy said?
What is wrong? Why aren't you saying anything?
Can't you see, I'm adding hay,
You were putting the hay into the fire and not into your mouth,
I'll use this sickle to pull your heart out,
My father's brother-in-law!
Why do you beat around the bush? Why don't just say uncle?
Don't say such things! Wait a minute!
Calm down, - Stop, stop, stop!
Why are you playing Kabbadi?
Look sir, until yesterday you used to stay here for hours,
You used to talk to me for hours,
Why would I want to ruin myself by coming here?
When did I ever come here?
If you never, then I am sure you must have at least think about coming here,
Talk to your Tahsildarni and do me a small favour,
What do you want? You don't own any land,
Do you want a hatch at your shop?
Oh no!
Ask your Tahsildarni to block me a small place at the outskirts,
I'm not sure about that but I will surely ask you to blocked,
Get out of my way,
Run away!
This is just a cycle, It is not like you own a cart,
What are you staring at?
Have you never seen anyone getting insulted?
I will get humiliated in front of the villagers,
Mindo will expose my lie in front of everyone,
And the villagers will taunt me to death,
Be a good brother and take me along,
I'll cook for you in the army,
You will only get insulted here, - Yes,
You can die as well there,
You never know from where can a bullet show up,
It is better to die by a bullet then by curses,
Why don't you join the army?
You have a decent body,
Decent body isn't enough, - Yes,
You need to have a good height as well,
He stands and milks the buffalo,
So that means he hasn't seen a single entrance exam?
Entrance exams? Many,
She saw them by sitting on the wall,
Stop joking and find a solution for me,
There is a simple solution to it,
You don't come before Mindo, Keep out of her sight,
I will keep out of her sight but what about my father?
Who will take care of that monster?
You don't worry about him,
We will take care of him, Right? - Yes,
Can I say something?
I love your village,
(Humming)
Fine, you love it,
But why is wearing a turban like this,
Stop him,
It's not like I can hit his brakes,
You go and stop him, Run!
Uncle! - Uncle!
Stop, uncle! Wait, - What's the problem?
Well done, uncle, You're looking good,
Where are you going?
Of course I'll look good,
I am going to the council office to meet my daughter-in-law,
Oh I see, - Yes,
So the father-in-law is going to see the daughter-in-law,
Don't you have any shame, uncle? - Come on,
She is here on official work,
And if you go before her, she will have to cover her face,
Explain it to him,
He is right, uncle,
If sister-in-law keeps her face covered and works,,
,,then she will end up giving this one's land to that one and that one's land to this one,
And everything will go haywire,
You will get her into trouble, uncle, - Yes,
Fauji, you too say sensible things sometimes,
That is true, uncle,
Okay then, I'll meet her after the wedding,
Right,
Uncle, where is Teja?
What do you mean by Teja?
I mean where is Teja Singh?
Address him as Sardar Tejinder Singh,
Where is Sardar Tejinder Singh of Gandua?
Everyone is the village is looking for him,
I have addressed him with all the respect required,,
,,at least now tell me where he is,
He is an affluent man and such people don't tell others where they are going,
He won't tell idiots like you before he goes anywhere,
Brother, do you know?
Consider us as idiots, brother,
This is a limit!
There is no respect for headman either, - Right,
Did you find him? - No,
We searched every nook and corner, We couldn't find him,
Give them the garlands, - Hold this, - Come here,
Officers will be here any moment,
Teja will come on his own, - Come on, - Go,
Teja is a strange guy,
There she is, - She is here,
Mindo Tahsildarni is here, - Welcome,
Yes,
"Mindo Tahsildarni is here!"
Hello, - Welcome,
She looks better than angels,
Forget the angels, We still have a chance, - Here,
Keep coming, - Forget it! He kept lying,
I too wondered how did that drum get such a delicate glass!
How are you? - Good,
Hold the garlands, - This way, please,
Welcome, Hello,
Hello, - Hello,
Hello,
Look, he is hiding over here,
We searched everywhere and you are hiding over here,
Let's go, Our work cannot be done without you, - I don't want to go anywhere!
We are pull you respectfully,
You cannot make the respect taller by pulling it,
Get up, Come with us, Come on,
You are forcing me to go with you,
Let's go, brother, - Come on, walk,
Let's go, brother, - I don't want to go,
You will dislocate my shoulder, - My father will fix it later,
Your father is on deathbed, How will he fix my shoulder!
Come with us, we are taking you there respectfully,
If this is what you call respect then what do you call force?
Come and resolve our issue,
Jaggar Singh, son of Khehar Singh son of Maha Singh,
Patti Dadu's current Lambardar, Balbir Singh,
It's being said that Jaggar Singh gets Khewat no, 22
Khasra no, 218,, - Let me go or someone will see it,
,,Killa no, 7's 6/3 share,
Greet her, - Does anyone object to it?
Let me go,
Talk to her,
Hello,
Say hello to her,
You shouldn't talkback to senior officers,
At least talk to her about us,
I looked into her eyes and explained everything,
You can handle the rest,
Wait,
Our eyes don't talk, You talk to her,
Like my eyes can talk,
You guys talk to her, I am leaving,
Talk to her, - Yes?
Will you keep talking to each other only?
Won't you share it with us? - Yes,
Harbhajan Singh son of late Kirpal Singh,,,
I am not dead,
Of course you are, you told me you are dead,
I guess he will survive around 20 more days or so,
He's not here to hatch eggs,
(Laughing)
Khusra no,,, - Not Khusra, it's Khasra,
You have seized their land,
Talk to her,
Look over there,
Here, have some water and tell me everything clearly,
Come on! Like drinking water would clear his filters,
Well,,,
There is no official road touching their land,
No tractor or cart can reach it,
That's why that land is barren,
Only a helicopter can go there,
So now do you want me to buy them a helicopter?
No, he doesn't know how to operate that,
He will end up hitting someone with it,
Just give a passage to his land through Sadhu Singh's land,
And compensate Sadhu Singh by a part of his land,
Khalsa belongs to Lord, - Victory belongs to Lord,
Is that all?
Yes,
Whatever you say, dear! - Thank you,
I have a close relationship with you,
Thank you, - Relationship?
How can you give him a passage!
You know better?
I am the one who'll be making the path,
Sit down,
Fine, we'll give it,
Thank you,
- I'll get going now,
Get going?
I've come to your village,
Won't you even offer me tea?
Well, I got so excited that you are here,,
,,that I forgot to offer you tea,
I'll make some and get it right away in a pail,
A pail? - Yes,
If you want more than I'll get it in a bucket,
You can bathe in it then,
I'll go to your house and have the tea,
Patwari sahib, you handle the rest of the distribution,
Okay, madam,
Let's go,
Come on,
Bye, - Bye,
This is like sour grapes, - Teja did the impossible, father,
He's taking her home, - Come on, get in the car,
I told you Teja isn't lying, - Get in the car,
Teja knows her well, He turned out to be a hunter,
He hit the target!
He left with the Tahsildarni,
Aunt, is it right for me to get the tea?
I thought I should talk to my brother-in-law,
She is going to offer you tea for the rest of her life,
Come on, keep it on the table,
Come here, son,
Here, keep the tea over there,
He'll drop it,
Here daughter-in-law, have a Pinni,
I'll be right back, Have it with tea,
Daughter-in-law? - Yes, mother, I'll have it,
She is telling me through you,
Have some tea, please, Or it will get cold,
He is shy,
If it's too much then pour some into this one,
I am sure you are in a hurry to leave,
No, I'll have all of it,
She is not leaving anytime soon,
Now ask her when is she going to leave,
I cannot say about the Tahsildarni,,
,,but our deputy commissioner is coming this way,
You better hurry up and stop him,
Hurry up!
Go!
Let's go, - Come on,
What's wrong?
Nothing,
He's just trying to tame a wild bull,
What?
I mean the cow's husband,
Now how to I tell her that he isn't a cow's husband but my mother's husband?
Where are you going, uncle?
To meet our daughter-in-law, - Yes,
You'll wear such clothes and go before her?
What is wrong with these clothes?
Have you too started acting like your mother now?
She is a Tahsildarni, uncle,
You should have a bath and wear pant and shirt, uncle,
Then you will look good,
Very good,
You always say smart things,
That is true, uncle,
Fine, I'll get dressed and come,
Right, take your time,
Listen,,,
Where are you going empty-handed, mother? - Is Teja mentally unstable?
She is your daughter-in-law, Get her some new clothes,
I have many clothes, I'll get them,
I didn't even think about it, - Come on,
Hello, sister-in-law!
Sister-in-law, you are very beautiful,
You,,,!
I have brought something for you!
Where have you been? - Well, I,,,
I don't want to see anything, I want to sit with sister-in-law,
Come with me! - Sister-in-law!
She is saying it through me,
Why do your in-laws say anything to you indirectly through me?
They are very naïve,
Hmm,
They are all excited to see you here,
Are you getting late?
Jeeto, I think your brother-in-law wants me out of here,
If I don't get you out of here, villagers will throw me out of the village,
What? - Nothing,
I just thought you have to leave,
Hmm,
Jeeto, I should leave before your brother-in-law drags me out,
Brother-in-law, tell me, when will you pay us a visit?
My leave has ended,
I'm leaving tonight,
Oh no,
Fine, I'll get going now,
And Jeeto, if someone wishes to tell you something indirectly through me,,
,,then send me a message, I'll be here,
And these Pinnis are delicious,
Don't worry, I'll send some over to you,
Okay, bye,
Bye,
Come on, or you will miss your train,
Bye, father,
Brother!
Stupid, you shouldn't cry,
I'll be back soon, - Okay,
Bye, mother,
Bye, son,
(Crying)
Let's go,
Son, you only brought four bottles this time,
They didn't last long for your uncle,
Next time when take a leave, bring trunk full of it,
Father, he might just get you a river of rum for you,
Don't worry, uncle,
Next time when come back on a leave, I'll make you bathe in it,
He has a bath every day,
I meant bathe in alcohol, - He bathes in alcohol,
Do you think he ever uses soap?
Come on, keep the bags in, he will get late otherwise,
Teja, keep the trunk,
Bye, son,
Why do you look so sad?
Don't do this,
And now she has tears in her eyes,
I'll be back soon,
Take care of yourself,
Couldn't you extend your leave?
If they plan another visit then I'll get into trouble,
Come on, do you think they will visit so frequently?
If such registrations take place in my village,,
,,then I'll make sure they happen as often as possible,
Let's go,
(Engine Starting)
I cannot go there,
How can you not go?
You call me sister and you don't even help your sister?
I'll clean the utensils for you, I can even clear the dung,
But I cannot do this,
Why can't you do this?
It's not difficult at all,
Sister-in-law, I've caught him,
Caught me, what do you think I am, a thief?
Idiot, - What's this commotion about?
What happened?
Uncle, I made Pinnis for sister Mindo,
I asked brother to take them to her, But brother isn't taking them to her,
I just don't understand how did that girl fall for this idiot!
Listen,,, take the Pinnis to her,
I won't go there,
Are you going to take the Pinnis to her or not?
Or should I go there? Are you possessed or something?
Nikki's uncle! - What?
Why are you scolding him?
Look at him, aunt,
Don't worry, I am here, son,
Tell me what happened,
What else could it be?
This poor girl has made Pinnis for her sister,
She asked him to give the Pinnis to her sister,
And this darling boy of yours says he won't go,
Why won't you take them?
Idiot, you should be grateful that she likes a monkey like you,
He is throwing tantrums here, Take them!
I feel shy, aunt,
Like hell you're shy,
There is no shy in your family's body,
Do think we are a shameless bunch?
Why are you interfering?
I am talking to this boy,
Give them to me, girl, Give it to me,
Come on, take it,
Okay,
I'll take them but I'll keep the box outside her office and come back,
Brother, today is Sunday,
Sister Mindo won't be in her office, She will be at home,
At least wear some decent clothes,
You are going to your in-laws' place, - Why bother wearing decent clothes,
If anything goes wrong, they'll tear these up as well,
"First I eat some tobacco, then I touch the steering,"
"I say God's name and be brave,,,"
What is this Chamkila doing?
"I can recognise parts from quite a distance!"
Huh?
Yes? What are you looking for?
This isn't a zoo that you're peeping inside,
Hey!
Yes? Where to?
Over there, - I mean what do you want?
I don't want anything, brother,
I am here to give Pinnis to Mindo,
Our madam doesn't buy anything from street vendors,
Do I look like an ice-cream vendor to you?
Yes,
Stop your nonsense,
I am her relative,
Go quickly and tell her that Mr, Teja Singh is waiting outside,
Brother, I don't feel like showing respect to you,
Why? What's wrong with me?
Look at this ugly facing talking nonsense!
Go and tell her that her sister Jeeto's brother-in-law is here,
Get lost!
I see hundreds of brothers-in-law come here every day,
Take your Pinnis with you,
I'll give the Pinnis to Mindo later, Let me teach you a lesson first,
Don't touch me!
Why shouldn't I? Are you a transformer? - Please!
Help! Help!
Bahadur Singh! - Yes?
Let him in,
Let him go,
But he is the one who has caught me,
Shut up!
Mr, Teja Singh, please sit in the garden,
I'll join you right away,
Okay, - Come in, sir,
Open the gate or do you want me to crawl in?
Please come in,
Hello,
I feel blessed as you came to my abode,
It's like God has come to an ant's abode,
Please have a seat,
Sheila, - Yes, ma'am?
He is our special guest,
You should look after him well,
Don't worry about it, I will,
I'll go and get some tea, - Hmm,
So, tell me, is everything fine at home?
Yes, Everyone is good,
You weren't this shy at the wedding, And now,,,
Back then I didn't know that you are a Tahsildarni,
Oh I see,
So, I'll have to give up my job to talk to you?
You don't need to,
I too get respected because of you,
There comes our tea, - Ma'am, your tea,
Please have some, Have the sweets,
It is a Ladoo and not a drum, you need to eat it and not play with it,
I like to cool them down before I eat them,
Don't bother about it, have this Peda (sweets) instead, it's very tasty,
No, I'll prefer a Ladoo over Peda,
I am not superstitious when it comes to food,
(Laughing)
What's in that box?
Khoya Pinnis,
Jeeto has sent them for you,
Oh,,, thank you,
Okay then, I'll get going,
So soon? Have lunch with us,
No, maybe some other time,
Or rather you should come to our village next time,,
,,and give us an opportunity to serve you,
Fine, - Okay then, bye,
Bye,
Ma'am, such respect for this goofy Jatt?
This goofy Jatt is my cousin Jeeto's brother-in-law,
Now aren't I supposed to take good care of my brother-in-law's brother?
Yes, you are, Oh no, he forgot his keys here,
(Music Continues)
"You reside in my eyes now,"
"I see you everywhere now,"
"I see you showing teaching the flowers how to smile,"
"Wherever I look now, I see you smiling,"
"You looked into my eyes when we met,"
"You looked into my eyes when you spoke to me,"
"You looked into my eyes when we met,"
"You looked into my eyes when you spoke to me,"
"I see you are a part of the nature,"
"Wherever I look now, I see you smiling,"
"I see you playing with your plaits,"
"I see you dancing in the fields,"
"I see you playing with your plaits,"
"I see you dancing in the fields,"
"I see you dancing with my courtyard too,"
"Wherever I look now, I see you smiling,"
"My heart got restless after I saw you,"
"It was love at first sight for me,"
"My heart got restless after I saw you,"
"It was love at first sight for me,"
"I see you residing as fragrance in my breath,"
"Wherever I look now, I see you smiling,"
There comes the man who will live long,
Look, you can recognise a famous man from a distance,
Even the tractor looks good when he sits on it,
After all whose nephew is he? - Play the drums,
"The snake slithers across green grass,"
"Go away, brothers, father is feed the buffalos,"
That's enough, settle down now,
What's this get-together for? Are we having a sports meet here or something?
We are proud of you, son,
Father, please don't get my bones broken, I won't participate in anything,
You don't need to, we are making you one,
Mr, Tejinder Singh with everyone's consent is going to be this village's headman,
Headman? Me? - Why are you behaving like this?
I too am a member of the council,
You will have to accept it, sir,
Everyone in the village is requesting you,
Don't request him, order him,
He is this village's son, - Yes,
Father, I am your son and not this whole village's,
Think before you speak,
Don't listen to him, Garland him, - Let's go,
Let's go, - Come on,
Everyone garland him, - Come on,
Wonderful! Excellent,
I'm so happy! - Well done, Teja,
(Drums Playing)
You are great!
There he goes burning my heart, - Yes,
We kept fighting with each other for no reason,
I think Teja has done some black magic,
Doesn't matter whether its black or white,,
,,he is having an affair with Mindo,
And he also got to become the headman,
CM's going to visit and the Deputy Commissioner is on a leave,
The entire pressure is on me,
Don't waste my time by talking such nonsensical things,
Just do what you have been told, Okay?
Mr, Bajwa, are you playing a game here?
Am I a fool to take so much stress?
We have only a few hours left,
You need to make all the arrangements for CM sir,
Clear? - I'll try,
Don't try, I want results,
CM is coming here! It is not a joke,
"I'll try!"
Come on, get down everyone, - Let's go, Come on,
Let's go, - He made me stand in front of the tractor,
Do you want me to place the trolley in front of the tractor then?
Mr, Tejinder Singh?
You talk to her,
What you say will have more weightage,
You don't need to worry as long as I am here,
Then I suggest that these man people going in won't look good,
It will look bad,
The dead speaks and scares everyone,
Don't worry headman, she will welcome us all, - Right,
I think you should reconsider,
What's there to consider, headman?
This is like our own office,
See how well will we be looked after,
Come with me, - Let's go, - Don't worry as long as I am here,
As I said, I am well respected here,
Wait brother, you cannot go inside,
There is a meeting taking place,
I don't know anything about the meeting,,
,,but I know that you are very rude, Move aside,
You don't know who we are,
We are related to Tahsildarni, - Move out of the way,
We'll make all the arrangements by the time CM sir comes here,
Yes, - Trust me, sir,
You just watch how well will she look after us,
She will offer almonds and tea,
She is so soft-spoken and polite, just like a flower,
You are well respected,
Mr, Tejinder Singh, I think you should go inside,
Let us all go, - No, - You go,
Who are they!
You go! - You go ahead!
Hello, - Hello, What happened?
Hurry up,
There is some work required in my village,
Here is its file,
Give it to the peon, I'll have a look at it later,
No, it's for my village Gandua,
Some of the villagers too are with me, - Yes,
Please do this right away,
Please take the file,
What do you want me to do with the file, seek its blessings?
It's not Jeona Morh's memorial that you'll seek its blessings,
Don't joke, just do the work for me,
Do you think my work is a joke?
I am joking out here?
CM sir is coming here,
Should I make arrangements for him or look at your file?
These illiterate people just show up without a thought,
Who's calling now?
Come back now,
Or do you want more insults?
I think he'll get thrashed here,
Hello?
Okay,
Okay, sir,
CM's tour was cancelled,
Sorry it I was too harsh,
You may leave now, - Okay,
Why get angry over the humiliation faced in your own office?
Be grateful that I didn't have a beard,
Right, - Otherwise he would have made me lose it,
Right,
He did what he had to do,
Let's go now, - Let's go,
Yes, let's go, - Come on now,
Like our own office, right!
'There is some work required in my village,'
'Here is its file,'
'Give it to the peon, I'll have a look at it later,'
'No, it's for my village Gandua,'
'These illiterate people just show up without a thought,'
'I'll slap you! What are you doing?'
'Well, I got so excited that you are here,,'
',,that I forgot to offer you tea,'
'I'll make some and get it right away in a pail,'
'If you want more then I'll get it in a bucket,'
'You can bathe in it then,'
Because of you I cannot face anyone in the village anymore!
You lied to me!
I still cannot believe that you lied,
Why? Am I Harish Chandra's son that I cannot lie?
Don't I get some respect?
I had to lie because of you,
I feared that you'd get a paid wife for me otherwise,
All of you get this straight,
I am not having any affair with Mindo,
If anyone talks to me about Mindo then I'll be their worst enemy,
Goodbye,
Wait, listen to this before you leave,
We have never and we will never be humiliated like we were because of you,
Wait for some more time and he'll get us humiliated some more,
We had all consented to make you the headman,
And now we take our decision back!
I was just sleeping, I was not dead!
You are ready to shout every time, couldn't you call out to me?
I couldn't understand tell me what do I do?
She didn't understand?
You understand a lot when it comes to taunt me,
Why are you getting so angry, brother?
Why shouldn't I get angry?
She has turned me into a stranger,
Our daughter-in-law is unwell since last night,
Couldn't she call out to me?
It's okay brother, I went and got midwife Krishna,
She is examining her,
Don't worry, - Sister!
Congratulations, sister,
Your daughter-in-law is pregnant, - Congratulations to you too,
Thank you, God, Thank you,
Did you see that, Bhagra?
This is how clever these ladies are,
They keep everything hidden,
Damn you, even I just found out about it,
He is getting upset over there for no reason,
Congratulations to you too,
Then congratulations to you too,
Congratulations, Bless you, - There,
Congratulations, aunt,
Congratulations to you too,
You are going to be an uncle,
Congratulations, Jeeto,
Mother, send a message to sister Mindo,
She will inform my parents in the village,
Sure dear, why not,
I'll get it done right away,
Teja, go and inform Mindo,
I am not going there,
Of course, your blood boils at Mindo's name,
Why? Why won't you go there? - Father, she is very rude,
How can you not go?
You will have to go,
No, I think I have hurt my ankle, I won't be able to go,
You will have to go,
He is at the border,
Who else can I ask to do it?
I don't know, you will have to go there,
Fine, I'll go there but I won't talk to her,
Damn you, Then how will she know?
Write whatever you have to say, I'll give it to her, That's it,
(Engine Sound)
Her tongue is as big as her house,
I think she must have painted the house with her tongue,
Mr, Teja, I am over here,
Hello,
I said hello,
Jeeto is pregnant!
This is,,,
Mr, Teja!
(Music Continues)
Sit over here,
So?
What's wrong?
You're angry?
I am asking something,
At least open your mouth, - Why should I?
I know how to make people open their mouth,
There is no zip on my mouth which you can open,
Thank God you spoke,
Please do your work,
Who knows some minister might be paying you a visit today as well,
Oh,
So you are still angry about what happened that day,
Who am I to get angry?
I must say you are highly respected in your village,
It's not like I have built my house on a hill,
(Laughing)
Of course you will be respected,
After all, you have trapped Mindo Tahsildarni, Mr, Teja Singh,
Everyone in the locality knows,
Well, my father likes to show off,
He just spread a lie and people believed him,
It's okay,
Sit down,
Okay,
Let's sit and talk,
Mr, Teja
what if this comes true?
I cannot believe that one can have greens with a bun,
Moreover, you socialise with senior officers,
You are so naïve, Mr, Teja,
I do socialise with bureaucrats,
They say something while they have something else in their heart,,
,,and something else in their mind,
And I think you don't have a mind,
I do have a mind,
God didn't give me a head to breed lice,
I mean you think with your heart,
You are an honest man,
I am honest?
There can't be a person more honest
than the one who doesn't know how big one should lie,
I,,,
want someone who is honest like you are,
Mr, Teja, I want you,
There you go!
Earlier he wasn't opening is mouth and now he isn't closing it,
My parents will come here tomorrow,
You should come here with the matchmaker,
Why tomorrow? If you want, I can get one today itself,
I'll leave right away, Oh my!
(Laughing)
We have no objection,
When our girl likes the boy then what objection could we have?
Are you sure, uncle?
You have no objection?
Yes dear, our daughter is smart,
That's why she is a Tahsildarni,
Otherwise wouldn't we be Tahsildars?
If she is smart then I am sure she must've chosen him for a reason,
Right? - Absolutely,
Moreover, why do we need to worry when you are the matchmaker?
So then shall we prepare for the wedding, uncle?
Yes, of course,
What happened?
Nothing happened, brother,
(Laughing)
(Music Continues)
"I don't know which wimps and fancies I should fulfil,"
"She keep attacking me while I keep feeling besotted,"
"Dear, there a river flowing in your eyes straight from heaven,"
"I swear the kohl,,,"
"I swear the kohl in your eyes acts like a deadly weapon,"
"I keep thinking about you day in and day out,"
"Your eyes pierce my heart,"
"There is no charm in this world like yours,"
"My mesmerising eyes,,,"
"I swear my mesmerising eyes ruined an innocent boy forever,"
(Music Continues)
"You are one of the top beauties,"
"I feel proud that you like me,"
"You are one of the top beauties,"
"I feel proud that you like me,"
"Our hearts have united,,,"
"There is a twinkle in your eyes for me, my dear,"
"I swear the kohl,,,"
"I swear the kohl in your eyes acts like a deadly weapon,"
"I feel relieved when I see you,"
"I cannot express how exactly I feel about you,"
"I feel relieved when I see you,"
"I cannot express how exactly I feel about you,"
"You have a different style, you are unique,"
"You cannot be compared to anyone else,"
"My mesmerising eyes,,,"
"I swear my mesmerising eyes ruined an innocent boy forever,"
Come on, Be brave and come with me,
Why are you upset?
What do I do if not be upset, brother?
There are just five days left for your wedding,
He still hasn't returned,
Now don't stop me from fighting with him when he returns,
Why would I stop you from fighting? I would instead fight with you,
I had started working 10 days before your wedding,
And he is still not here,
Look, I have to do all the work,
Look, there comes the one who'll live long,
He hasn't come alone,
My brother has brought he whole army with him,
Now all the brothers will make the wedding more lively,
Good that you came as well,
Where is that cheater?
Why is he sitting back there?
Where is he hiding?
He is playing hide and seek with me?
Our brother became a martyr, brother,
(Crying)
What do we say, sir?
He crossed the border and went to China,
He got martyred over there,
But where is my brother?
We couldn't recover his body,
We couldn't go over there because of the border,
It is possible that Lakhwinder Singh's body got buried under ice,
Your mother should have died instead of you, my son!
(Crying)
God, what have you done!
Why did you take him away!
Oh God, what have you done!
Ramvir,,, you are close to this family,
Stay here for a few days,
We will leave now,
Hmm,
Let's go,
Oh God,,,
Oh God,,, Almighty,
God is so cruel,
She is so young,
What will happen to her now?
What will happen to her?
Brothers help carry each other's burden,
How could this happen, sister?
(Crying)
Jeeto,,,
Eat it, dear,
Staying hungry won't do you any good,
Eat it,
If Fauji had come back, I wouldn't have had even water,
Eat it, my sister, Listen to me,
Eat it,
True Lord, Almighty,
My son passed away, brother,
I cannot see my daughter-in-law sad like this,
What will happen to her now?
What will happen to her?
Brothers help carry each other's burden,
Look,
if it is okay with you,,
,,we will make Teja take the turban,
What do you say?
Okay, brother,
We will talk to Jeeto's parents,
Brother,,,
Whether you say it once or a hundred times,,
,,but I won't be able to do this, father,
Look dear
we are saying this for your own good,
Heed my advice, dear,
If not about yourself
think about your child, dear,
It's okay, uncle,
Do the kids won't don't have a father don't thrive?
My child will thrive as well,
Jeeto, my child, not we but they are your parents now,
You will have to accept whatever decision they take,
Why don't you ask Teja as well,
Teja is our son,
Why would he object to our decision?
Still, you must talk to him,
Okay,
Majjar Singh,,,
You should talk to your nephew,
Okay, brother,
What are you saying, uncle?
I consider Jeeto as my sister,
You should understand the need of the hour, oh naïve one,
How will that little girl spend the rest of her life?
My Fauji used to love you like a real brother,
That is fine, uncle,
But I cannot commit this sin,
Please forgive me,
Now you are behaving like a stranger,
If Fauji had a real brother then he wouldn't have left me alone,
Oh God!
Uncle, how could you even think like that,
How can your blood ever estrange you?
(Crying)
Uncle, I will do as you say,
(Crying)
What have you done?
Do you even know what have you said yes to?
You address Jeeto as sister,
Yes, I do address Jeeto as my sister, I know,
But what do I do?
How do I tell anyone how helpless I feel?
Didn't you hear what uncle said?
He addressed me as a stranger,
Why didn't I die before he could address me as a stranger?
Oh God!
Why did you kill me instead? - No!
I wouldn't have to face this day,
(Crying)
Two lives are going to be ruined, sister-in-law,
My brother didn't die alone,
He didn't die, he became a martyr,
And I feel proud of that fact,
But I feel sad that the love between them which I helped flourish,,
,,is going to get ruined because of me,
How do I tell anyone how helpless I feel?
Why did you kill me instead of Fauji?
'But I won't let this happen,'
'Even if I have to die for this,'
"I'll end all those,,"
",,who will come in my way,"
"Today I will kill my enemies,"
"Turn the white snow into red with blood,"
"The world will look at the dead bodies when they flow down,,,"
"Where are you going, they will question,"
Where are you going?
Ramvir? Listen to me, Ramvir!
Ramvir! - "Today I will kill my enemies,"
"Today I will kill my enemies,"
(Gun Firing)
Ramvir!
Lakha, you are alive!
(Crying)
What are you doing here?
They killed my brother,
How could I not seek your revenge and let them live?
How are you still alive?
I got buried under the snow,
They got me out,
You should go home, brother, There is a lot happening there,
What happened?
Tell me what happened!
They are being very cruel, brother,
Sister-in-law Jeeto has been crying non-stop,
You should go home otherwise someone will surely die,
You should go home,
Gun Fir
(Chanting)
Father, is this your final decision?
Jeeto, you are my daughter, I am worried about you,
Father, is this your final decision?
Why don't you understand?
You have your whole life is ahead of you,,,
Father, I asked, is this your final decision?
Yes,
This is my final decision,
And no one can change it,
You should know that!
(Music Continues)
"What enmity do you have with me, oh my fate?"
"You filled my life with tears, after taking away all my joy,"
"The one I loved more than my life,,,"
"First I lost the one I loved more than my life,,,"
"Now I am being forced to marry someone else,"
"My lonely life,,,"
"My lonely life is surrounded with trouble,"
"You filled my life with tears, after taking away all my joy,"
"What enmity do you have with me, oh my fate?"
Jeeto!
What were you about to do, Jeeto!
Are you crazy?
Jeeto!
(Crying)
Are you alright?
Yes, I am fine,
Quickly go home,
They are about to give the turban to brother Teja,
What? - Yes,
Are you alright? - I am fine,
Hurry up, we need to leave now,
Teja,,,
We have said the final prayers,
Come on, let's complete the turban ritual too,
Khalsa belongs to Lord,
Victory belongs to Lord,
After the final prayer for departed,,
,,all the friends and relatives have together decided,,
,,that Jeeto should be married off to Teja,
Sir, please get the turban,
Let's finish the turban ritual,
Stop, uncle!
Lakha! Lakha is alive!
My brother is alive!
You had left a void in our lives!
Thank you God, for giving me my brother back,
Lakha!
Thank God! My son is back!
My son is back!
He is back,
Thank you, God,
Lakha, I'll take a bottle rum for every tear you have made me shed,
Thank you God for this blessing,
No, don't cry, He is back,
Not bottles of rum, we'll have drums full of them, - Yes,
After Teja's wedding, - Yes,
Yes, brother,
All the relatives are already here,
I think you should get over with it,
There you go, uncle, Give her over,
Hold it,
You better check,,
,,whether there is another minister coming over today,
Now you are my chief minister,
(Laughing)
Now I am at the same level as my brother,
Yes, you just need to order some high-heeled shoes,
(Laughing)
Blessed are those,,,
Who take the name of Lord!
(Music Continues)
"I have applied kohl in my eyes,"
"I have made my mesmerising eyes fatal,"
"I have applied kohl in my eyes,"
"I have made my mesmerising eyes fatal,"
"Move aside, back off,,,"
"I am deadly,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni is here,"
"Even the moon stares at me,"
"It bows down and venerates with stars,"
"Even the moon stares at me,"
"It bows down and venerates with stars,"
"I am young and beautiful,,,"
"I get evil warded off every day,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni is here,"
"I am delicate like a flower all over,"
"My cheeks have a blush on them,"
"I am delicate like a flower all over,"
"My cheeks have a blush on them,"
"Boys wait for me to pass through their streets,"
"Everyone is ready to die for me,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni is here,"
"I have shadowed Punjab with my tresses,"
"I am the talk of the town,"
"I have shadowed Punjab with my tresses,"
"I am the talk of the town,"
"I have a lethal style, I set water on fire,"
"There is no other girl like me,"
"Mindo Tahsildarni is here,"