It's the end of the world, Mamma Mia!
Dear Lord, save us,
C'mon, let's go!
Calm down, calm down,
-Hurry up, Mom! -We are almost there,
we are almost there, we are almost there, c'mon!
She's giving birth!
-Is there a doctor? -No,
-There's me, here, -The baby! Is there a doctor?
OK, OK, this way!
Push madam! Push, push!
With all your strength! Push!
Good job, Natalia, good!
-C'mon, a little more, a little more, -Again,
C'mon! Go!
You're doing great! One more push!
Breathe! C'mon madam!
Push madam! Push, push!
Here he comes, here he comes!
Is he an angel?
Mom, I made an angel!
Cut it!
Madam, where are you going? Madam, you can't do it!
At least give me your details! Madam!
Mom, what do you think,
maybe if he eats something he'll come down?
Will you? Will you come down?
Natalia, once and for all,
whose child is this?
I told you, I don't know,
Is he at least a normal man?
If only I knew,,,
This child will not leave this place,
Oh God,
let's not wake him up, maybe it's dangerous,
Mamma Mia, it's like an American movie,
I want to call him Oscar,
I feel it's an important name, an American name,
You're worried about his name?
This is a sign from the Lord to punish us
because you've made bad choices,,
And what about having children at your age?
Hello Oscar,
mommy's little sweetheart,
Mom, I was thinking,,,
maybe he's really an angel,
Because angels are real, aren't they?
Maybe dad sent him, He definitely looks like him,
It would be nice to call him Attilio but they don't call people that anymore,
Here they come,
those four gossips,,,
What's the problem, Mom? They just want to see the baby,
You're really an idiot,
A complete idiot,
An idiotic daughter and a flying grandson,
Poor me!
You have no idea
what'll happen here in the village if they find out,
Oh my Attilio, please give me strength!
A boy or a girl?
A boy,
Congratulations, Alina!
Cheers!
Who'd have thought it, eh? At your age,,,
Thank you, thank you,
They're in there,
-Please come in, -Can we?
Please and excuse the mess,
Excuse the mess,
-How wonderful Natalia, -He's so beautiful,
He looks just like his mom,
-No, -What do you mean, no?
No, no, you can't,
the doctor said absolutely not,
he was born very frail,
Ah, what a shame,
Let's let them sleep now,
Goodbye,
Mom, dad's belt worked,
We need to get busy, Natalia,
Good morning Alina,
-Good morning my dears, -How is our baby doing this morning?
When are you going to bring him outside?
The fresh air could do him some good,
It's just that we found out,,,
he is allergic, Yes, very allergic,
To what?
To the sun!
Oscar! Come in!
Sweetheart!
Sweetheart come down so we try it on,
Sweetheart!
C'mon!
Here,
Let's see,
The other arm,
How does it look,
Slow,
Let's zip it,
He never says no, He always does whatever he can,,,
You're very handsome,
,,,Blending in the darkness,,,
See what I put in here?
-Do you like it? -Yes, Mom,
Mom! Mom!
See? The problem is not the arms or the legs, it's here,
It's here, I told you it would work,
Now my little man can go to school,
No, No and no! We already talked about it,
Yes grandma, mom said that I can go out now!
No Oscar,
you stay home with mommy and grandma who love you so much,
Sure, good job,,,
so he can grow up as ignorant as the pair of us
and spend his whole life cleaning and mending,
Oscar walk, show grandma how good you are at it,
C'mon, walk,
Well done,
That's enough! Stop it!
Don't you see what you are doing?
Take that off,
you don't need it,
I'll teach the boy everything he needs to know,
"So God said to Noah:
'I am going to put an end to all people,
for the earth because of them is',,,"
Go on, you read it,
"It's filled with violence,"
Violence,
-It's filled with violence, -Hi!
Mom, can I watch Batman?
-No, we have to finish, -How long have you been studying?
-Ages! -It's not true!
-Only a couple of hours, -OK then,,,
today me and grandma will cook something special
and my Oscar can go and watch Batman,
Yes!
Enough with this damn TV!
He doesn't learn anything!
Watch out because I'll unplug the TV!
It's better if I leave,
Mom, can I jump like Batman?
Of course you can, when you grow up,
Batman flies like me, doesn't he?
Yes, like a real superhero,
So why can Batman go outside but I can't?
Have you an idea of our prankster's plan?
No,
usually normal criminals have rational goals,
but the crazy plans of The Joker make sense only to him, Alfred,
Alfred, we need to move quickly!
There they are! Now the lady is going to stop to talk with the other lady
and they'll prepare a plan to destroy us!
We have to stop Bruce Wayne!
Yes, we do, see you later madam,
There are three of them, Alfred, The Penguin sent them!
Ah, there are only two of them today!
I must go and free the world from violence and darkness!
Oscar, we're back!
Come to grandma and bring your book!
Oscar,,,
Oscar!
Oh God, Oscar,
Oscar!
Sorry Mom, it fell,
I've nailed shut the windows, now I'll nail shut this one,
You're going too far Mom, He's just a kid,
he gets bored,
Let's let him go outside,
Why are you being so stubborn about it?
He'll be with me, He'll be safe,
That child
will never be safe outside of here,
do you hear me?
And anyway,,, with you?
Safe?
With this mind of yours?
Let me get on with it, Come on, go,
No, I'm his mother, do you hear me?
That's enough,
Mommy is taking you out tonight,
Are you crazy?
Don't you dare!
Let's go now,
-Are you cold, sweetie? -No, no,
My love,
Don't talk with anyone, do you understand?
Do you remember Batman's cartoon?
Batman never tells anyone that he's a superhero,
Batman must never reveal his secret,
Good boy,
Let's go,
Right foot,
Left foot, Good!
Right, Left,
Right,
Left, Right, well done,
Here,
Wait for me here, love,
Make sure you don't move,
-Hello, -Hello,
Here madam,
-do you want anything else? -Yes, some cookies,,,
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,,,
-Sorry! -Why don't you look where you're going?
I'm sorry, I didn't see you,
Well, to make up for it, you will help me carry the water!
I can't, my mom is inside the produce market!
It doesn't matter!
Help me!
Take this,
Let's go!
Then for Oscar I'll get two kiwis,
OK!
Move!
My name is Agata
because agate is a beautiful and colorful gemstone,
What's a gemstone?
You're really silly,
My mom chose my name,
Her name was Sara and she was beautiful,
-Is your mom beautiful? -Yes, she,,,
Mine was so beautiful that Jesus made her fly up into the sky to be with him,
She flew away? Who told you that?
My grandmother told me,
She flew up, up to Jesus and now she's in heaven with the angels,
What class are you in? Are you in class A or class B?
I don't know,
Don't you ever talk? What's your name?
Oscar,
And where do you live?
At home with mom and grandma,
-What about your dad? -I haven't got one,
Don't be silly, everybody's got one!
I dunno, I don't,
Don't tell lies,
People who tell lies aren't the children of Mary,
they aren't the children of Jesus and when they die they go down there,
down to that old man called the devil! Do you understand?
Yes, yes!
Do you like that Batman backpack?
It's really expensive,
C'mon! Are you tired already?
I wish I was Raffa,
What's Raffa?
She's a diva, of course! Raffa is so beautiful,
As soon as I grow up I'm going to buy earrings like her
and I'm going to sit in the bar like a real lady
and drink coffee and everyone will go:
"Good morning, Madam Agata, good morning",
Come!
C'mon, we are almost there,
That's my house, Can you give me the water now? I have to go inside,
I can't,
-The water, -I can't,
-Why not? -I can't,
-Yes you can, Give it to me! -No!
Look what you've--
Mamma Mia! Superman!
-You are Superman! -No! Help me!
-Hold me tight! -Yes, yes!
-Wait for me here! -No, no, no!
Take this!
Hold it!
It's not a Batman one, but it's still nice,
What else can you do? Can you smash a mountain with one punch?
-No, -Can you become invisible?
So you're only half a Superman, then?
Promise me that you won't tell anybody,
I promise I won't tell anybody, Give me your pinky,
I swear, I swear, I swear,
Oscar!
Where have you been? I've been looking for you all day!
I told you to stay there! What if you'd flown away!
Do you know that Agata's mom can fly too?
-Who's Agata? -She's my friend, Mom,
Look, she gave me her backpack,
You didn't tell her, did you?
-Are you sure? -Sure,
Natalia! Look what I've found,,,
Oscar,,,
but,,, where have you been?
He got lost,
No, No, no, no,
All this isn't good for me at my age,,,
Come Mom, sit here,
Oh Lord,,,
What's that?
I got it for him this morning at the market, Mom,
Pink?
Yes, he liked it,
Boys like pink too,
Like Wanda's son, Things have changed since your day, Mom,
Come on,,, go, go,,,
I'm going to the restroom,
It's better for me to go to the restroom,
Promise mommy that you won't frighten me like that again,
I promise,
Come in!
-Hi Agata, -Good morning madam,
Come,
-Batman! -Batman!
One, two, three, freeze!
That's cheating!
Good morning!
Good morning madam!
Look what a beautiful little princess we have here,
-Good morning Rosa, -Good morning Natalia,
Oscar!
I don't want to be an angel! I'm Batman!
C'mon!
Mom, this costume is horrible!
How can you say that about the costume your grandma made you?
-I don't want to go out like that! -C'mon, let's go,
-I don't want to! -Goodbye madam,
Bye, I'll come soon,
And don't run like that, you'll fall and get your dress dirty!
-What a tornado this girl! -She is lovely,
No way, she's hard work,
You're lucky your Oscar really is a little angel,,,
How sweet is love at that age,
Do you know what she told me the other day?
Grandma, Oscar is beautiful
because he's a real superhero and knows how to fly,
What an imagination she's got, my Agata,
Right, I'm going to see what they're up to,
Shall I bring him home for dinner?
-Yes, -OK, goodbye,
Goodbye,
Push yourself, Oscar! Push!
Good morning, madam,
Oscar's not in today,
Where is he?
I'm sorry, he's out with his grandma,
-Was that the door, Mom? -No, you heard it wrong,
Good morning madam,
You can't go out, you'll stay with me,
No! I want to play with Agata!
Good morning,
No, Oscar, you told her,
It's not true, you're a liar and you'll go to hell!
Good morning Natalia, did something happen?
Because my Agata can't stop crying,
I'm sorry Rosa but Oscar is doing his homework,
-Goodbye, -Goodbye,
See, you stubborn thing? He isn't angry with you,
Oscar just has to do his homework,
just like you should,
But grandma, Oscar doesn't go to school!
What do you mean he doesn't go to school?
Good morning, ladies,
Good morning madam, are you the boy's grandmother?
Yes, yes,
Good morning,
So madam, what's all this about the boy not going to school?
Excuse me, who told you that?
No, if you don't mind I'll ask the questions here,
The thing is, he's not well Marshal,
he's frail, very frail,
If the child is ill he needs a medical certificate,
I told you we should have gone to the hospital, Mom,
Mom isn't very good with these things,
She's old and I'm at work all day,
Yes, I'm not very practical,
Alright, but in the meantime the boy has to go to school,
Of course, you're right,
What about you? Do you want to go to school, yes or no?
Of course, tomorrow we'll take care of everything, right Mom?
Yes, yes,
Everything, everything,
Alright, let's hope that when we come back we'll see this lad at school,
Sure,
We are very sorry,
Thank you, thank you Marshal,
-Have a good day, -You too,
Goodbye,
Damned ladies!
So I do have to go to school, Mom?
Sweetheart,,,
you'll go to school next year,
No grandma,
I can't go to school,
You're right, love,
super men
don't go to school,
Don't lock the door, Mom,
Who do you think is going to come here?
Alright, never mind the reaction,
Seventy five books are a lot for this abandonment paradox
that we've carried with us since we began to play,
You still didn't manage to uncover the mystery behind this definition,
let's see if you can make it today, 063723043,
So let's hear today's first two calls,
Hello?
Good afternoon, I'm Giulia,,,
Thank you,
Hey, Backpack, are you mesmerized?
I didn't see you,
It's Martina, right?
Martina!
Next time Backpack sits here in front of you like that, you take the grappa
over there and make him drink the whole thing, I'll pay!
What are you saying,,,
To the pussy, Backpack!
Hello love, have you come down for the fair?
No Mom, I came to pick you up,
I'll tell you why he came down,
Why don't you stop here with them?
-That way you can all go together, -C'mon, it'll be fun!
Maybe another time,
-Let's go? -OK, sure,
Bye,
You should read this, Mom,
It's about,,,
a place where everyone suddenly goes blind
-except for one woman,,, -Love!
Why don't we go to the San Sebastiano fair?
It's a mountaineers' thing, Mom,
Come on, let's go! There'll be bonfires, fireworks, dancing,,,
It's always the same thing! We've been going for ten years!
Maybe this time we might have fun,
Sure,,,
If I could take off the backpack I'd have some fun,,,
You're not on about that again, are you?
Forget it,
Don't worry,
Come,,,
Hello!
"In,,,
that,,,
moment,,,
with,,,
his,,,
footstep,,,
to--
Tod--"
"Toddling,"
What kind of a fucking word is that?
It's like walking with a hop,
Whatever, these stories of weird people are a pain in the ass,
You know what I like? The illustrated Bible,
But that was when you started,
Yeah but it was easy, this stuff is torture!
You'll see how it is when you'll be able to read the difficult things,
there are so many beautiful stories that you should read,
Alright, but now let's go drink something,
-My ass has gone flat, let's go! -OK,
But what the fuck Backpack! If you keep going around with this pink crap
you'll never get laid!
C'mon! C'mon!
Pass!
Pass, he's free! Pass! Pass!
No! Seriously! It's corner kick!
Pazzini and Quagliarella in the area, Cannavaro is coming too,
Are we winning?
Nil-nil, Mom,
Andrea Cossu, from the flag,
The keys are upstairs, everything's fine,
Shoot, Shoot,
Shoot!
No, for fuck's sake!
The antenna on the roof's moved again!
Alright, Backpack let's go pick up the ladder so we can fix it,
-We don't need the ladder, -Really?
I'll fly on the roof,
Like Batman,
No, Oscar,,,
Why not?
I'm like Batman,
Like Batman!
You're nuts! This one is soft in the head!
You're soft in the head, completely nuts!
You were scared, eh?
-I wonder what they'd say if they knew, -Stop talking nonsense!
C'mon, why?
Can you imagine?
Ladies and gentlemen,
here is the living miracle
Oscar Clerichetti!
The world isn't the way you think it is,
One day somebody could even write a book about me, Mom,
I've already got the title: Oscar, the Miracle!
Enough, let's go home, you've had to much to drink,
Enough,
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Extraordinary Men has come to the finale in Bruxelles,
Do you think you have a unique talent in the world?
Do you think you are an extraordinary man?
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Call the following number, what are you waiting for?
Your dream can come true in Eurovision!
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I'LL CALL YOU SOON I'M SORRY MOM
Welcome Italy,
What's your name?
Oscar, is that you?
Madam Natalia, isn't that Backpack on channel one?
What do you mean Andrea?
Turn on the TV!
The TV?
,,,the godmother of the eighties,,,
-Hello? -Good morning Sir, it's the reception,,,
No, I'm sorry, je non sait francais, you should speak Italian,
Put him on the phone now!
Oscar?
Yes, it's me,
Would you like to eat something together?
But I was about to leave,
I've already paid your room for another night,
Oscar!
Hello,
It's a great honor for me!
-My name is David Fedeli, -Nice to meet you,
So, let's go,
-OK! -Yes!
-Thank you, -You're welcome,
Tell me, Oscar!
Until yesterday, you didn't exist and now you're everywhere,
What would you like to do in this field?
-What field? -What do you mean, what field?
Show business, television, Oscar!
Ah, well in TV,,,
for example I'd like to do a nice,,,
Listen Oscar, this world is full of criminals,
You need someone who can take care of you, do you follow me?
Have you ever seen those documentaries where the boats save divers from sharks?
No,
Exactly, something like that,,,
I'll be happy with 10% of your fee, no more than that,
Trust me, you're a prodigy!
People will fight each other to see you!
You need a stage name, something that,,,
something that'll stick,,,
"The angel"!
Oh no, not the angel please, Because,,,
Alright, alright,
-Because it's something old,,, -All right,,,
Got it!
"The man without gravity"!
This is better,
Really amazing,
-Did you write it? -Yes, but a long time ago,
-You're an artist, -What are you saying!
C'mon, sit down,
-Here? -Yes,
Alright,
-Look, can I ask you something? -Sure,
It's silly,
No problem, between us there are no secrets,
Well, I wanted to know if,,,
you think that one day,,,
someone might write a book about me one day,
Anything can happen, Oscar,
You're the man without gravity, aren't you?
That would be great,
So, all I need is a signature here,
-What's that? -It's a contract,
To protect ourselves,
Ah, a contract,,,
But I,,, don't know if,,,
No problem if you don't trust me, Oscar,,,
Anyway, it was really nice to meet you,,,
No, wait!
Wait,,,
it's not that I don't trust you,,,
no,,,
It's the first time,,,
-Here, -I have to sign here?
-It's written "artist", -Artist,
Attaboy!
We are a team!
My boy!
-May I come in? -Come, come,
Do you like it?
Yes,
It's all yours,
-What do you mean? -It's your home now,
My home?
Of course, it's my gift!
You mean that I have to come and live here?
Why, don't you like it?
It's incredible!
But, can my mom come too?
Your mom,,,
With all the girls you're going to have, you want your mom here?
-Come, come,,, -No, you're right,,,
Come here!
Come, come, there's another surprise!
Action!
-Let me be free, Let me fly, -Stop! One more time,
-Hello? -Hello, Mom!
Did you see the magazine? Did you receive it?
I'm on the whole page!
I'm getting famous, Mom!
HEAVY DAY? THE LIGHTWEIGHT WATER
-Can you believe it? -Yes, yes, it's beautiful,
I knew it,,,
You're too old-fashioned to understand,
-No,,,it's nice, -OK, anyway,,,
Let's talk later, bye Mom, bye,
Thank you for coming here tonight
where you will see a miracle: "The man without gravity"!
The crowd went wild, Oscar!
You were amazing!
Well, at the end all I did was to take off my backpack,,,
-You're very beautiful, -Sorry,
What's my name?
MOM
Let me be free, Let me fly,
Fantastic!
Fly!
Great!
Open your arms!
Amazing!
You're up,
Don't let me down, eh?
Yes, yes,
This time I wrote a few words, if it's possible,,,
to make a little speech
-about how it feels,,, -A speech?
,,,to fly,
-Can I? -It's a worldwide broadcast
who the fuck would understand you?
C'mon time to get on stage!
Ah, make sure you remember to do the flips,
Flips,,,
Hello?
Oscar, is that you?
I've called you so many times,,,
,,,a really unbelievable story, let's go over to Carla Cartei,
Where are you taking us today, Carla?
Hello, today we are in a small town that seems frozen in time,
This is the village where the extraordinary flying boy was born,,,
The man without gravity,
As you can see, here everything is related to him,
And the tourists are filling the stalls to buy a gadget with his face on it,
But there is another place that I wanted to show you:
the museum dedicated to the incredible flying boy,
Imagine, these are the rompers
that he would wear during his early days, And behind me,
there are the excellent report cards of the flying kid,
But this is not it, because here we have the centerpiece,
This is the first, real, authentic backpack
owned by the man without gravity,
This is the courtyard where he grew up
and I'm sure you couldn't help but notice next to me the wonderful statue
dedicated to him, from the master Savoldelli, But I would ask the cameraman
to film this plaque, because this is a very meaningful place,
This is where he took his first flight,
I want to show you something else, This is the house
where the man without gravity was born,
A child born without a father
raised by an unbalanced and possessive mother,,,
Mamma Mia!
Look at this! You're a star!
-Good, -What's wrong?
Why did that woman say those things about my mother?
Who?
Carla Cartei, in the show about me on TV,
Ah, that's great! Did it already air?
Yes but she shouldn't dare!
These things are false! You have to call her and tell her to apologize!
Calm down, Oscar! Try and be less emotional,,,
But it's not true!
You should be more detached, TV is like that!
It's like an ATM, insert your card, digit your pin number and take the money,
Nobody gives a fuck about what an ATM says!
I feel like an idiot,
Does this guy look like an idiot?
Maybe it's also that,,,
I'm tired of always doing the same stuff, I don't feel like it anymore,
Let's hang in there!
Let's make a ton of money and then we tell everybody to fuck off!
-Yes, but you promised me, David,,, -A book!
Why do you think I'm here?
What do you mean?
Are you free tomorrow night?
Oscar!
-Sorry, -Let me introduce you Lukas and Piero,
-Good evening, -Piero,
I've already ordered you the grilled octopus,
I told them to put ketchup on it, the way you like it,
Thanks,
Oscar, my friend Lukas is a very important publisher,
I told him about your idea for a book
-and he was immediately interested, -Great,
We would like to be in the bookstores within the next three months,
This is the right moment for us,
How many copies did you say you wanted to print?
A million, just for the first edition,
Did you hear that, Oscar? A million!
Well, I didn't have much time,,,
but I thought I'd start
by saying how it felt the first time I walked,
-I thought it was a good idea, -Sure,
My mother made me a vest with weights in the pockets,,,
Sure, sure, very interesting,
let's see if these ideas
-might be useful for Piero, -There you go, Piero,
Piero is a great writer, he's the best,
He's going to write the book, but it'll be under your name obviously,
What do you mean?
If I may,,,
I've already started throwing some ideas together,
I thought to start with the day you discovered you could fly,
Then maybe we could put in that one of your classmates was falling off a roof
and you saved him by flying, then I would take a step back,
The hunger, the fact that you wouldn't eat for days,,,
What? It's a lie! What, didn't eat for days?
-You were poor, am I right? -Yes, but not,,, not,,,
Narratively speaking
we feel that it's better if you were very poor,
-Yeah, but that's not the point, -Oscar, relax,
people love this stuff,
Do we really want to ruin everything with the truth?
Do you think that Calvino really knew a viscount who was cut in half?
Yeah, but it's not the same thing,,, this is my life,
We've also put together a draft of the cover,
Look,
What's that?
Alright,,, Excuse me,
I'll be right back, I have to,,,
Oscar!
You said you wanted to do a book, right?
Now what am I going to tell them?
Tell them to write it about that pink pony,
I'm doing my best!
I can get you money, a million copies, important publishers, Time magazine,,,
but I can't get you what they don't want,
What do you mean?
People don't want to read a book about what you think,
You're the flying man, Oscar
and that's beautiful the way it is!
That's how it works, my boy!
I'm sorry, I'm looking for Oscar, is this his house?
Oscar who?
Ah, the man without gravity, sure, come in, come in,
David? David!
Madam Natalia!
What an honor!
Finally you're here!
Hello,
Look what a nice surprise I've organized for you!
And don't say that your friend David doesn't think about you!
I bet you two have a lot to talk about,,,
Let's go,,, let's go,,,
Sorry I didn't call you, Mom,
Oh, don't worry, love,,,
David told me that you were very busy,
And he also told me that you were missing me a bit,
Ah, and everyone from the village says hello,
Andrea is always asking me when you're going to come back and see him,
Give him a call sometimes, he would be happy,
You don't talk to me?
I only see you on TV nowadays,
I see you've got lots of friends,,,
I brought you these,
for the new house,
I don't know if you still like them,
What's that?
IN TWENTY YEARS YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
BY THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE, BUT BY THOSE YOU DIDN'T DO,,,
IT IS CURIOUS TO SEE THAT MEN OF GREAT MERIT HAVE ALWAYS SIMPLE MANNERS,,,
You brought them all?
Yes,
What's wrong, love?
Are you sad?
The thing is I have a long term contract,
Here is our angel!
Let's give him a round of applause!
Louder, louder!
Now,,,
fly, angel, fly!
Enough, I'm not an angel!
Detach yourself!
I'm not an angel!
-Show us how you can fly! -What are you applauding for?
I'm not an angel!
Enough!
Go fuck yourselves!
Well, now there is a commercial break!
What are we going to do?
I mean,,, not everything's lost,
David,,,
listen,,,
that's enough,
That's enough,
I can't,,, I can't do it anymore,
I don't like anything about this life,
Have you any idea of what a shitty situation you're leaving me in, Oscar?
We have contracts already signed,
-There are penalties to pay! -I'll pay them,
He'll pay them,,,
What are you gonna do now?
Do you think they will leave you alone?
Do you think you can just walk out of that door
and everything will be like before?
It doesn't work that way, Oscar,
It does not!
Tell them I'm dead,
What are you saying?
The man without gravity has flown away,
I'm sorry,,,
I'm sorry,
Last night, Oscar Clerichetti,
known also as the man without gravity, passed away,
The cause of death is still unknown,
His passing was announced by his agent and dear friend David Fedeli,
For a short period of time,
Clerichetti became famous as the man who was able to fly,
but almost all the experts agree
that he was actually using cinematic visual effects,
Next we have,,,
Hello madam, we are from Channel 4, what can you tell us about your son?
Was it really all just special effects? Madam!
Hello madam, we're making a documentary about your son
and we would like to ask you some questions,
Pardon, madam! Just a minute, madam, please!
-Hello Desky, how are you? -Hi Vlady,,,
Stop going around in that wheelchair, you're fine, You're a joke,
What about my disability allowance? Are you paying for it?
Well done!
I'm going to get changed,
-See you later, -Yes,
-Bye, -Bye,
Hey Desky!
Lucy!
Listen,,,
Since you're always reading,
will you check something I've written for my son?
Sure!
"I will always be by your side
on the path of life,
You are my most precious jewel,
I love you, Merry Christmas, Mom,"
-Path with an A? -Yes, yes,
-So, what do you think? -Very beautiful,
Thank you,
And what do you want for Christmas?
Nothing, really,
It's on the house,
You look like somebody that really needs it,
Who does she think she is?
Mimì?
-The new one? -Mimì,,,
I'd better go up, that poor devil's waiting for me up there,
Well, with all the good I do for these poor guys, in the end
I deserve a little corner in heaven,
-Sure! -Bye!
WELL-KNOWN ITALIAN-BELGIAN AGENT DAVID FEDELI ARRESTED FOR FRAUD,
THREE MILLION EURO MISSING, HE RISKS UP TO FIVE YEARS IN PRISON,
U2 THE MAVERICK SUPERMARKET
What's that?
Merry Christmas Desky!
Best wishes, Desky!
Are you crazy?
No! What are you doing? Are you crazy?
-I didn't buy you anything! -It doesn't matter! Now open it, c'mon!
Even two gifts!
What's that?
A perfume?
-How is it? -Are you implying something?
Do I stink?
-Who knows? -I don't know!
Nice,
Open it,
And this?
At least you can dress a little better instead of always looking like a bum!
Actually we wanted to buy you a new backpack
because we can't stand the pink one anymore,
Imagine Desky getting rid of his backpack!
His mother gave it to him,,,
Merry Christmas!
Now back to work, girls!
C'mon! Let's go!
-Best wishes! -Girls, it's so beautiful, really!
-Bye Desky, -Bye,
-Merry Christmas to you, too, -Merry Christmas,
They all left,
No,,,
What the fuck! Who's busting my balls!
-What's up? -Everything's OK?
Yes, don't worry, Thank you,
Ah, OK, sorry then,
Oscar!
No, no, no,,,
-No, no, you're wrong,,, -Oscar,,,
No, no, you've got me mixed up with someone else,
I'm Agata,
Agata?
Yes, it's me, Agata,
Agata,
Why did they say you were dead on TV?
Because the man without gravity is dead,
but I'm still here,
Right, I wanted to contact you but then I thought: he's famous,
who knows if he'll remember me,
-Don't say that, Here? -Yes!
Hello gorgeous, so, when are you going to marry me?
You never change, Nico,
Today it's on the house, gorgeous,
Thanks, darling,
Is he your boyfriend?
-Are you crazy? No! -I was joking,
What about you? Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't,
I don't believe it, Someone rich and famous like you doesn't have a girlfriend?
But I'm not rich and famous,
OK, sure but who knows how many you've had, though,,,
No, what are you saying?
Did you ever fall in love?
I don't know,
Maybe,,, once,
And what was she like?
She was small,,,
with big, big eyes,
She wanted a pair of earrings,,,
Let's go, c'mon,
So this is where you live?
Yes,
-Wheres is that? -You really aren't rich anymore,
Here!
Listen, I really have to go now,
Wait!
Look,
I can't believe it,
It's the one!
It's the one that we saw together!
How did you find it?
Throw in a bin the people you don't
Whip hard, shake well, look inside
And go!
Wapple, wapple the apple
Don't look back and turn the page
Wapple, wapple the apple,,,
-You really look like Superman! -And you look like Raffa!
Screech when you start From the traffic lights
Were you upset to find me here?
Thank you!
-You really have a nice personality! -Stop it!
-Hi Desky, can you give me the keys? -Here,
Let's go,
-Hello? -Oscar, would you come up for a moment?
Come in,
Can I?
-Come in and close the door, -OK,
Hi,,,
Look at the state of me,
I never wear this sweater,
You look great,
Go!
Where should I go?
-Here! -Here! Go there!
Go!
Good morning,
-I'd like to make a bank transfer, -Sure, who's the recipient?
Yes, sure,
And the IBAN,
-Yes, it's all written here, -Thank you,
What should I put as the reason for payment?
Write that:
"Have you ever seen those documentaries where the boats save divers from sharks?
Something like that,"
You need a grown-up's backpack now,
That pink one is definitely too old and ugly, Use this one,
For me?
Thank you!
It's my duty, sir!
I've got something to give you too,
Here,
-What's that? -Open it,
It's an agate,
Beautiful and colorful,
Do you remember?
Hold me tight!
Hi Agata!
It's for you,
The key,
Poor guy!
Is he in love with you or something?
What's the matter? Did I offend you?
Can you leave, please?
-What? -I told you to get out,
Are you crazy?
Get out! Get the fuck out!
Out!
Whore,
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four! Three!
Two!
One!
What the fuck are you thinking!
What kind of life can we have together, Oscar?
I'm not gonna starve again, do you understand?
Look at us,
Do you want to end up on TV again? The whore and the cripple?
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry!
Forgive me, please!
-Oscar! -No, no,,,
You're right, Mimì,
Oscar,,,
Sweetheart?
Sweetheart come down so we try it on!
Sweetheart? You're very handsome,
"Then God said to Noah,,," Go on, you read it,
Sure, good job,,, so he can grow up as ignorant as the pair of us,
Oscar, where have you been?
What if you flew away?
-You stay home with mommy and grandma,,, -He's just a kid, he gets bored,
This child will never be safe outside!
-Do you hear me? -That's enough!
Violence, It's filled with violence,
You can't tell anybody, do you understand?
Batman never tells anyone that he is a superhero,
Batman must never reveal his secret,
What do you want?
It's not a Batman one, but it's still nice,
-Wait! -What?
-Your gloves, -Ah, right,
-Goodbye, love, -I wish you good work, my love,
Look!
That's amazing!
It's like an American movie!
Batman! Batman!
Batman! I'm here!
Here!
Take me away from this shitty place!
He brings justice He has the strength of three men
He never says no He always does whatever he can
He runs in the night Blending in the darkness
He is the bat man That's Batman
He wraps around his cape
That's really Batman
He is super fast Super smart, super just
He fights with loyalty With stubbornness, with dexterity
And runs, and runs Batman
Batman
Runs, Runs Batman, Batman
He is sure of himself and we like him As he is, yes we like him
We like Batman, we like the way he is
Runs, Runs Batman, Batman
He turns around the city To defend the truth
He is the bat man That's Batman
He wraps around his cape
That's really Batman
He is super fast Super smart, Super just
He fights with loyalty With stubbornness, with dexterity
He is super fast Super smart, Super just
He fights with loyalty With stubbornness, with dexterity
And runs, and runs Batman
Subtitle translation by Jacopo Francia