رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال
(creepy sounds)
رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال
(xylophone dinging)
Made by other people,
(upbeat music)
(music continues with sinister tones)
(car noises)
(car stopping)
(bag rustling)
(phone ringing)
(sighing)
(phone ringing)
(phone hanging up)
(phone notification)
(phone ringing)
Hey, - Hey,
Hey, hey, What's up?
So when are you coming home?
Mm,,, Well,,,
It's Friday,
I know, You just, You've been out all day, I'm so tired-
I know, but Friday is when I make the big money, you know?
I know, I could, I could just use a little break, you know?
Right,
How's it going?
Good, Good, She's napping now, Finally,
Oh my god, It took forever to get her down,
Mmm,
Can I talk to her?
No, I just told you she's sleeping,
(laughing) Right,
Seriously babe,,
(laughing)
So classic, - I know,
I need a break, alright?
I know, I need a break too,
Okay, listen, I'm going to fly through this night,
I'm gonna get home, you know, and then I'll,,,
I'll see you in the morning, okay? - Okay,
Wait wait! What's going on with the WiFi? It's not working, I need it,
Just uhhh,,, Did you restart it?
Yeah yeah, A bunch of times, It just says no signal,
Did you pay that one?
Yeah,
Are you sure? - Yeah yeah yeah,
Just use uh,,,
I'll check it out when I get home, but just use the girl's upstairs,
Okay, I'll try it,
I don't know the password, It's her dog's name,
Well I hope we see you,,, soon,
Okay, Me too, Me, too,
We miss you, Okay?
I love you, - Bye babe, Love you, Bye,
(rain hitting window)
What are you looking at? Hm?
(app chime)
(drinking)
(app chime)
(car engine stalling)
Come on man,
(car engine stalling)
Come on, What are you doing? Right now?
Let me do this,
(car engine stalling)
(car engine revving)
Thank you, Thank you,
(music)
Thank you,
(jet engine)
,,,next time you move your fucking bags!
Fuck you!
(door closes)
Nick?
Yes, Hi, Sorry about that,
No baggage?
No, No bags,
Hey, do you mind if I smoke in here?
No, go for it,
Really?
Yeah man,
You know, most drivers say no,
As long as you tip me man, I don't really give a fuck,
A libertarian, I like it,
(truck horn)
(annoying singing)
So uh, how long you been doing this for?
Driving? - Yeah,
Now, a couple months,
So it's not like your main thing or whatever?
Just kind of between shit right now,
This guy doesn't know how to drive he's stuck in fucking traffic,
It's getting hotter and hotter in here, I don't think this guy has air conditioning,
Can you turn the AC on any higher?
It's maxed out, - Turn it maxer than max,
It's shitty, I'm sorry,
(tense music)
You like it? - Well today's been pretty rough,
Put in a little bit more effort if you want more tips,
Little things, Little little tiny things,
Like have a little bit of water, - I don't know, Or offer Kleenex,
Maybe clean up this fucking car once in a while,
It's dirty in here, Good heavens,
Baby wipes or hand sanitizer,
I'll get like a convenience store set up back there,
I can't keep being sarcastic, but actually that's a good idea,
No no, It's cool,
That's customer service,
You're in the service business,
I'm in the money business,
What about the people?
- The customers, how are they?
I bust my balls all day long - Yeah right,
- Come home and have nothing to show for it, - You don't have any balls to bust,
Oh my god! You almost hit that car, - That one? That's parked ma'am,
You're not focusing,
Oh shoot, Um, I actually, I just I forgot something that I really needed to bring,
You have to put in the app, I can't, I can't go back,
They don't get out of hand?
But it's, this like, It's going to take five -
It's not,,, I can't go back! I can't go back,
Honestly, people can do whatever they want back there,
(annoying singing)
As long as they pay me,
It's going to take two seconds, - It doesn't fucking matter I can't do it!
(overlapping shouting)
Alright man, Take care, - You too, Take it easy,
(music intensifies)
Yo!
(music crescendoes)
So you want me to stop here?
Yeah, man,
Listen, I, uh, work for a startup that's looking for people,
and I think you might be the right fit,
What kind of startup? - It's an app, like like that one,
So it's like, the same thing I'm doing now,
(chuckles)
Well, no, no, Um, It pays a lot better for one,
Plus, there's a signing bonus if you sign on tonight,
How much better is the pay?
A lot,
That's all I care about man,
(chuckles)
Yeah, I'm talking $4-5,000 in a night,
If you have the right attitude, which you do,
$4-5,000? - Yeah,
In one night?
Fuck off, 4, 5,,, How am I supposed to get $4-5,000 in one night?
Our customers are looking for a certain level of experience
and they are willing to pay for it,
In this car?
This, this, this car would be alright for driving people like that?
Well, slow down- Look I got a rip here, look at this,
It's - it's not about that,
It's about,,,
You know what it's about? It's about freedom,
Your freedom, Your customer's freedom,
Freedom to earn the way you want however that is,
Is it legal?
Listen man, you do not need to decide right now,
I know I just gave you a lot,
Think about it, And when you're ready, you give me a call any time, okay?
Until then, you know, good luck with what you're doing right now,
I wish you all the best, okay? I really do,
(door closes)
(music)
(phone ringtone)
(phone ringing)
Hi there, Thanks for calling VRMR, - Hi yeah I'm just wondering-
If you're a customer, press 1, If you're a driver press 2,
If you're calling to set up an account-
(phone beep)
Cool, For account information, please refer to the “My Account” tab on the app,
For customer complaints, press 1,
If you're calling to report an accident press 2,
Speak to a representative,
If you're calling about something else- Speak to a representative,
Have you tried our website? There's tons of useful information-
Speak to a representative! Speak to a representative!
Sounds like you want to speak to a representative,
Just hang tight, One of our team members will get to you real soon,
(hold music playing)
(sighs) (ringing)
Hello and thank you for calling VRMR, This is employee ID #5431224F4,
Can I have your driver's number, please?
Yeah, I'm 56028856-B,
56028856-D,
56-B, B,
56-V as in Victor,
No, B, - P as in Peter?
(laughs) (head honks car horn)
B as in, uh,
a bumblebee,
56028856-B as in Bravo, Thank you, And what was the reason for your call?
I just want to know when my next payout is, That's all,
It looks like you just received a payment of $764,36 two days ago,
Yeah, I just want to know when my next one is,
For drivers on our basic plan payments are once a week,
as stated in our terms and conditions on our website,
Is there any way to get that sooner?
If you wanted to upgrade your account, platinum drivers receive daily payouts,
How much is that?
That is $100, - A hundred bucks?
Per week,
Did you want to upgrade now?
Um,,,
Platinum drivers receive a number of other perks,
Priority bidding on new jobs, discount insurance rates,
and 1,25 cents of regular unleaded at affiliate gas stations,
Yeah, No thanks,
Okay, I think that's it for me,
If you take advantage now, there's a one time offer-
That's it, Thank you, That's it for me,
Thank you for calling VRMR, There will be a short survey after the call
I would appreciate a 5 star review, Vroom vroom drive on-
Okay, Bye,
(music)
(pump clicking)
I better come home with a guy,
(excited laughter)
You always do! Stop it you always do, - Don't tell anyone,
How many shots did you take?
I took two, but you're a lightweight, - Why did you give me so many?
Sorry, you kept wanting them so I'll keep pouring,
We said we're getting fucked tonight, so might as well,
Both ways, Both ways,
Ugh,
You don't look so good,
Hey, - Oh my god, you're wasted,
I'm wasted, - Stop, You little lightweight,
I'm wasted,
(laughter)
Uh,,, I'm puke,
Puke? - Oh my god no, don't puke,
I think I need to, - She's okay, She's okay,
Please don't puke in my car,
She's not going to puke, - You're good you're good,
I'm going to, - Hold on, Hold on,
Let me pull over, - No, we're okay, Keep driving, We're fine,
I need to puke,
Don’t puke, Don’t puke, Everything's alright,
You're not gonna puke, Please don't puke,
If you puke, I'm going to puke,
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Let me pull over,
Listen to your friend, Listen to your friend,
Everything's good, don't puke, don't puke,
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh god oh god, (puking)
Oh God oh God, (puking)
Get the fuck out,
Are you crazy? We can't get out here,
You fucking puked in my car, Get the fuck out of here!
Okay! Well she's sick, We need to go home, - I don't give a fuck!
Fuck you! - Fuck off!
Fuck you! - Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Get the fuck out,
Get the fuck out! - Let's go, he's a psycho,
Fuck you, - Asshole,
Fuck you! - Fuck you!
(door slams)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
(music)
(spraying)
(gagging and coughing)
(spraying)
(door slams)
(keys jingling)
(car parking)
(phone dialing)
Hello?
Nick?
Yes,
Hey, Um,,,
What?
Yeah, I gave you a ride a little while ago,
I'm the guy that picked you up from the airport,
Oh yeah, Hey, man, what took you so long?
(clears throat)
Excuse me,
Hey,
Excuse me,
Um,,,
I just want to know if I'm in the right place,
(dogs barking)
Oh,,,
(door opening)
Hello, Hello,
Okay,,,
(bags rustling)
This is,,,
Sorry about that, - Oh, that's all good,
I'm just very happy that you called,
Got timed out of the app? - Yeah, Um,,,
That's a bummer, - Yeah,
Well, the good news is that we are just pop, pop popping for customers right now,
and absolutely slammed for drivers,
So if you are ready to go tonight, we can get the app on the phone,
And then ching-ching-ching you will be earning in no time,
And then you said something about a signing bonus?
Yes, Yes, Good memory, Yeah,
$100, as soon as you finish the first job,
$1000 if you work for more than 6 hours,
$1000? - 6 hours though,
You gotta work for 6 hours,
Like I said, you could pull in 4-5K tonight if that's what you want,
Look, it seems like you need to think things through, so I can just go-
No, no, no, I'm here, We might as well, might as well go ahead with it,
Okay, - What is it, in the App Store?
Uh, no, it's you know, it's actually a private website,
so you're going to have to give that to me,
There you go, - Thank you,
So I'm just going to download the app, so just give me a second here,
This is our,,,
Yeah, there you go, And then, yep,
Download, download, download, download,,, complete,
There we go, And so this is where you write in your information,
Name, Date of birth, Um,,,
You can skip, you know, most of the other ones,
We do need your banking info SO we can pay you,
We can figure out the rest on our end,
Great,
So then yeah, just hit sign up,
Okay, that is our terms of service,
It is very long, You don't have to read it,
It's just I agree to blah blah blah,
User privacy, blah blah blah, Zero liability, blah blah blah,
And then, all the way,,, And then just click “I have read”,
And then “I agree”,
Okay,,, - And then this is the fun part, actually,
Oh! You're in! (app chime)
That's it? - That's it, It's been a slice,
Okay,,, I think,
Yep, Okay,
Oh, right,
There's a few uh,,, policies that we should go over,
If I can get your full attention,
First of all, listen to what the app tells you to do,
Always,
Second of all, never talk to the customers,
What if they wanted to- Shut the fuck up and listen right now,
Thirdly, if you turn down a job, you are done for the night,
Fourthly, if you quit in the middle of the job, you lose all your money,
Lastly, and most importantly:
You have fun, Okay? (laughs)
Ciao!
(door slams)
(app chime)
New job,
(app chime)
Proceed to the roadway,
(car engine stalling)
Proceed to the roadway,
(car engine stalling)
Proceed to the roadway,
(car engine stalling)
Proceed to the roadway, - I'm trying, I'm trying,
Proceed to the roadway,
(car engine sputtering)
Proceed to the roadway,
(app noises)
Proceed to the roadway,
(car engine revving)
(turn signal)
In 10 meters turn right,
No map?
Turn right,
(app chimes)
Turn right,
(app chimes)
Missed turn!
(sad noises)
What?! - Deduction,
Deduction, Deduction,
50 bucks?
'Cause I missed this fucking turn? - Turn left,
(turn signal)
Wrong way, Deduction,
Are you kidding me?
Deduction,
100 bucks?
Turn right,
Right, Okay, right,
I'm going right,
(turn signal)
(app chimes)
Proceed ahead,
Okay, Straight, Okay,
Okay,
100 bucks gone,
(ominous music)
Stop here,
(app chimes)
Please wait,
(car parking)
Please wait,
(window rolling down)
Am I here for you?
Please wait,
(door closes)
Proceed to the roadway,
(car engine starting)
(app chimes)
Could you not look back here?
So we going to a costume party tonight?
I really don't think you're supposed to be talking to me,
Sorry, it's actually my very first day, I'm sorry I forgot about that,
Not only first day, First pickup, You're my first pickup,
In 10 meters, turn right,
Turn right,
This car has bad vibes,
(app chimes)
Bad vibes?
Mhmm,
(zipping)
Yeah it smells in here,
Oh,
(sighs)
Yeah, These uh,,,
These chicks puked in my car, Like, 2 hours ago,
One chick blew chunks all over the place,
Ew, No, Okay, It's not that, It's, It's more like,,,
(sniffs)
Toast or,,,
(sniffs)
Eggs maybe?
Oh, - Yeah,
Weird,
(window opening)
In 10 meters, turn right,
(snorting)
Turn right,
(app chimes)
Turn left,
(app chimes)
Stop here,
(app chimes)
Here?
Thanks,
(door closes)
(knocking)
(window opening)
Hey, um,,,
I know this is probably against the rules and stuff,
um, but do you think you could maybe wait for me?
Uh,,,
I really, I really won't be that long,
I'll make it worth your while,
(clears throat)
Fine, Yeah, sure, We'll try it, Yeah,
Okay, I won't be, like 30 minutes tops,
30, - Thank you,
Okay,
(intense industrial music)
(window closing)
(app chimes)
Job complete,
(app chimes)
New job,
Please accept,
(sighs)
10,,,
9,,,
8,,,
7,,,
6,,,
5,,,
4,,,
3,,,
2,,,
Proceed to the roadway,
(sighs)
Proceed to the roadway,
10,,,
9,,,
8,,,
7,,,
6,,,
5,,,
4,,,
3,,,
2,,,
1,,,
Deduction, Deduction, Deduction,
I'm sorry,
Deduction,
(app chimes)
In 10 meters turn left,
Please wait,
(music)
Please wait,
(door opens)
(door closes)
Proceed to the roadway,
(app chimes)
Stop here,
(app chimes)
(door rattling)
Hey buddy, How's it going tonight?
Proceed to the roadway,
(app chimes)
Oh, fuck,
Dammit,
You know what?
I think I'd be good at this,
How long you been driving for?
Hey,
I'm talking to you,
Me? - Yes! I'm talking to you,
You're the only fucker in this taxi,
Can I talk?
What? - Can I talk?
Oh, sorry, Did I miss something?
No, no, I just, I'm not supposed to talk,
I'm not supposed to talk to the-
Oh, no, I know, I know you're not,
My fault, My fault,
“I can't talk,”
“I can't talk to the customers,”
Yeah, we know, Whatever,
Just listen, You see that little machine? Just listen to your fucking machine,
Anyways,,, fuck,,,
So how long you been doing this shit for?
Uh, driving with this app?
Yeah,
Your little robot boss, Is that your robot? Is that, is that your God?
It is, Yeah, - Does it let you take piss breaks?
Uh, no, actually, I don't think so,
But it's my first night, I haven't really figured out how to use it completely,
Oh no, Oh, my God! I took your virginity,
Is that what the spot is here on the, on the backseat?
I popped your cherry! - Yeah, man,
(passenger laughs)
I'm just kidding man, I'm just kidding,
Yeah, Yeah,
So what did you do before this?
I just worked in an office,
What? What?
So why are you here? Were you fucking your boss's wife?
No, Uh,
They just,,, It was a classic merge, right?
Oh!
I became redundant after someone else was better at my job basically,
Oh, man, Aren't we all?
We we we're all what's that? Obsolete,
Planned obsolescence, Yeah yeah yeah,,,
Aren't we all, man?
So um,,,
What - what do you do? What's your story?
I'm in sales, I'm in sales,
Business is not what it used to be, believe me,
Fucking,,, You know what I blame? Internet,
The fucking - the fucking internet fucked me,
Remember the days before the internet,
When everybody was an individual and everyone had their own personalities,
Everybody was like a real human being, And what do you got now?
Everyone's exactly the fucking same,
Everyone's the same,
Everyone likes the same shit, does the same stuff, You know?
They're they're - They're just -
They replaced their brains,
Yeah! You are what you do,
You are what you do,
You fucking are what you do,
What does that mean? - You're asking me?
Yeah, - Are you going to tell me?
I’m going to fucking tell you, because you don’t fucking know, I know,
Like, look at me, I'm selling, making deals and shit,
What does that make me?
I become a pusher, I'm a fucking pusher, Admitted,
What do you do?
You drive around car all day, speeding around, driving around,
You're a fucking car,
You are car,
And then you got these fuckers on the computer all the time,
And what are they?
They become like part of the machine,
They're cogs, like in a clock,
You ever break open a clock as a kid? Click, click, click, click, click,,,
Think of all the thousand cogs clickity-clicking,
Okay, okay- And all that shit, Click click click,
You want to be a single click in a billion clicks?
But what am I supposed to do? How can you not be a cog?
You're a cog, right?
No, I'm not a cog,
Well how are you not a cog? - I will never, ever be a tooth in a clock,
I'm the cuckoo in the clock,
Okay, but then that's it's own cog itself- No, that's not, That's completely unique,
Okay, For example, why do you think you really got fired?
I told you earlier there was a merge- EHRRR! Wrong,
Why is because you were fucking replaceable,
There's a hundred million of you,
And if you're a fucking, if you're a fucking ding-dong clog like cog
like everybody else, then you have no value,
And the minute you drop dead, believe me,
another dude who looks just like you, doing the same shit,
is going to step into your goddamn shoes,
That I guarantee,
So what you got to do, is you got to find there's something that
makes you special, that people need you,
That's what I did,
I'm special, I'll always be needed,
Maybe you can be special too,
Gift of wisdom, buddy,
Just take that to the,,, - Alright,
Take that up the street,
In 10 meters, turn right,
Okay, I think this is my stop coming up here,
Let's do some business here,
Turn right,
How do I look?
You look good man, - Thanks man,
Stop here,
Okay, Yeah, right here,
Okay, look, just uh,,,
This is going to be a quickie, okay? So just close your eyes,
Come on, Just do it,
Really? - Yeah, really,
You want your eyes in my little bag? - What do you got in there?
None of your fucking business,
You want to end up in my little bag? Then mind your own fucking business,
Jesus Christ, nosy driver,
(app chimes)
Please wait,
What'd I tell you, man? Keep your fucking eye shut,
They're closed!
Jesus, fucking amateur,
Please wait,
I'll be back,
(door closes)
Please wait,
(tapping)
Please wait,
Recalculating,
Turn left,
All right, buddy,
Good luck,
Turn left,
(app chimes)
Turn right,
(turn signal)
Stop here,
(app chimes)
Please wait,
(ominous music)
Please wait,
Be ready,
Okay, Go go go go! Let's go right now,
(tense music)
Fucking rich son of a bitch,
Thought he was going to pull one off on me? Fuck him, Fuck that,
In 10 meters, turn right, - No, Go straight, Don't go right,
Turn right,
Don't fucking turn there! Go straight!
I gotta listen to the app, - Come on, man!
Okay, Take a left at this next light, Try and take a left here,
I have to go straight, - Oh come on man!
Dude, I'm sorry, I have to listen to the app,
No you don't! - I have to,
In 10 meters, turn right,
I you go this way your going to bring me back to where we came from!
I have to! - God dammit!
(tires squealing)
You got to learn to think for yourself man,
What have we been talking about for the last hour?
Jesus fuck,
Are you going the right way?
I'm just following instructions,
What are the instructions? - It says go straight, I'm going straight,
Do you even know what the-
It doesn't fucking matter! If I don't follow it, it takes away-
What if it's fucking broken?!
You're supposed to use it as a fucking - So that's why you use the app?
You're supposed to use it as a guide,
Okay, turn here, - I can't man,
You got to turn here, - I have to fucking go straight-
Just do this one for me!
Every time I do something wrong I get a deduction!
Go left right now, Slow down! Take a left!
Oh fuck you fucking -
Last time I fucked up- - I don't want to hear about it!
I get deducted every fucking wrong thing I do,
I have to follow the app, That's it!
You get me pinched man, you are in a big fucking trouble,
You hear that? (police sirens)
Cool down man, - You hear that?
Stop here,
(police sirens)
Don't make any freaky moves,
How would they know? I'm just driving a taxi,
(police siren approaching)
(police siren passing)
Proceed ahead,
Okay, See this next street here?
Take a left, Take a left at this street here,
Oh fuck! What the fuck's wrong with you?!
Are you that fucking stupid!
I don't want you to think anymore, You're the fucking wheel,
I’m the fucking brains,
This next one, Take a fucking left!
Oh, my fucking God, You are a fucking cog,
You are a virgin driver,
You're a fucking ding-dong, Goddamn it,
I got the worst fucking driver in the world,
God damn!
In 10 meters, stop the car,
No, do not fucking stop there!
Stop here, - Man I thought we were cool!
Jesus Christ,
(app chimes)
I thought we were cool, man,
(app noises)
(exasperated sound)
You see?
You are what you do,
Fuck,
(banging)
(door slams)
Wow,
Oh for fuck's sake,
(knocking)
What?
(window opening)
What? - Listen, no hard feelings,
This job makes me crazy, you know what I mean?
Yeah,
Hey, look,,, (rustling)
This is for you,
What is this?
A little pick-me-up, You know, you might need it for later,
Thank you,
And here, Would you get rid of this for me?
What the fuck is this?
Don't worry, Just - just fucking get rid of it,
Oh fuck,,,
Yo!
Your bag,
Your - your bag!
That's not my bag,
What am I supposed to do with it?
I don't know?
Consult your app!
Proceed ahead,
(sighs)
(eerie music)
Stop here,
(app chimes)
Discard the bag,
(tense music)
Discard the bag,
10,,,
9,,,
8,,,
7,,,
6,,,
5,,,
(app chimes)
Job complete,
(app chimes)
(package crinkling)
(rustling)
(sighs)
(exhales)
(app chimes)
New job,
Proceed to the roadway,
(car engine starting)
Turn left,
(turn signal)
(app chimes)
Stop here,
(app chimes)
Move to the back,
(door closes)
(app chimes)
(door closes)
(app chimes)
Hit the man,
(app noises increasing in speed)
Hit the man,
10,,,
9,,, - Just do it,
8,,,
7,,,
6,,,
5,,,
4,,,
3,,,
Hit the man in the face,
It's okay,
Hit the man in the face,
Just do it,
Just get it done,
Hit the man in the face,
Come on, Just do it,
10,,,
9,,,
8,,, 7,,,
(punches) (app chimes)
(ominous music)
(heavy breathing)
Hit the man again,
Again,
10,,,
9,,,
8,,,
7,,,
6,,,
5,,,
4,,,
3,,,
2,,,
(punches) (grunts)
Again,
(punches) (groans)
Again,
(punches) (groans)
Again,
(punches) (groans)
Again,
(repeated punches)
Stop! Stop! Stop!
(heavy breathing)
(door slams)
(app chimes)
Job complete,
(app chimes)
Rest now,
(spraying)
(rubbing)
(spraying)
(rubbing)
(music)
(knocking)
(door closes)
(app chimes)
Rest over,
New job,
Please accept,
(app chimes)
Proceed to the roadway,
I know, but that's a lot of money,
Proceed to the roadway,
(sniffles)
(groans)
Proceed to the roadway,
(package rustling)
Proceed to the roadway,
(car noises)
(sizzling)
(chewing)
(ominous music)
Stop here,
(app chimes)
Please wait,
(door opens)
(door closes)
Proceed ahead,
Okay, let's go,
(music intensifies)
Let's go,
Turn right,
Right here, Right,
(turn signal)
(app chimes)
Turn left,
Left here, Left,
(turn signal)
(app chimes)
Turn right,
Right here, Right right right,
(turn signal)
(app chimes)
Stop here,
Stop here, Stop,
(app chimes)
Please wait,
Okay, just wait here,
Please wait,
(zipping, rustling)
Please wait,
(sprays)
Please wait,
(door opening)
Yo Sis!
Yo! Yo!
Please wait,
(door closes)
(door opens)
(street noises)
,,,in here, Yeah, there you go,
Who's this?
Oh no, he's cool, He's harmless, We're going to take you home, okay?
One, two, three, Ready?
Perfect, Scoot over, Scoot over, Yes,
Please wait,
(door closes) Okay,
Proceed to the roadway,
Okay, let's go,
(music)
Did you juice her?
No man, she fucking came this way,
,,,I think this isn't the way,,,
Oh really? Wait where did you say your place was again?
It's the other way,
Oh,
Can, can you like, turn around? - Oh, no, no, no,
The man’s driving, Let him drive,
Can you just let me out? I'll take the subway,
Subway’s closed,
No, Not yet, (slurring)
Pull over,,, - Oh, no,
Hey, Bro, - Hey,
Oh!
Be careful, Okay?
What are you doing? Let me go,
Let me go, Let me go, Let me out!
You're good, Stay still,
Ow! Fuck!
(punches)
She fucking bit me,
Sis, don't fucking bruise her, (punches)
Don't bruise her! (screams in pain)
Shit,
(crying)
Just - Will you fucking jab her?!
(screams in pain) (punches)
Yo! What did I just - You need to chill the fuck out,
Then fucking jab her! Fuck!
(terrified screams) - You're good you're good,
Let me go!
(crying)
Shit,
(exhales)
Fucking hell,
(car engine revving)
Please wait,
Fuck Sis, You really let her have it,
She fucking bit me,
They're not going to take her, - They'll take her,
They're not going to fucking take her, - They will,
They're not going to fucking take that!
Just take the fucking picture,
We'll see,
Yo, you think those are real?
Get your hands out of the fucking shot,
Goddamn, fuck! - Sorry,
(sighs)
(camera snaps)
Please wait,
Got it?
Yeah,
Okay, What do you think about the shoes? Are they real?
I don't know anything about fucking shoes,
Well 'cause they look designer,
Can we just fucking do this first, please? - Yeah fine,
Just be a fucking professional for once,
I said fine, - Okay,
(text message sending)
Please wait,
Yeah?
Give me the fucking keys,
Give me your wallet, You got a family right?
Yeah, - Yeah, a kid?
You're gonna be cool, right? - Okay, Yeah,
Yeah, You know, - Yeah, I do,
We're cool, man,
That's all I want,
(phone beeping)
Please wait,
They'll take her, - Ha! Fucking told you,
Alright, Slide her to me,
Okay, Yeah, Watch her head, - Okay go go go,
(door slams)
Stay put,
Please wait,
I want those shoes,
Wow,
Okay?
Please wait,
Okay,
(music)
Okay,,,
Yeah,
I know, He took the key,
I'm an idiot,
No,
No no no,
I love you,
She fucking bit me, What the fuck was I supposed to do?
You grab her is what you do, Don't fucking hit her!
Please wait,
Fucking safety first, right? - Safety fucking first?!
You fucking do not understand,
You're like a bull in a fucking china shop, alright?
You do this, right -
- She fucking bit me! -,,,and she looks like a fucking pumpkin!
Now we have to go back out there, - What the fuck was I supposed to do?
And I'm going to be up all fucking night!
Fuck you! - No fuck you!
Fuck you Sis! Alright? Fuck you,
(kissing)
Please wait,
Oh no,,,
Oh,,,
(indistinct)
Don't,
Fuck you, - Fuck you,
You're going to dent the car, Please, - Shut the fuck up!
Get in the fucking car!
(door slams)
Fuck,
Please wait,
Going to be doing this all fucking night,
(keys jingling)
Please wait,
Only got one speed, brother, Let's go,
(door opens)
(door closes)
(ominous music)
(indistinct voices)
Oh my God!
(indistinct voices)
(music intensifies)
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Slow the fuck down,
,,,pick somebody, - You pick somebody,
Whenever I do, you say “oh no you're stupid,,,”
Doesn't fucking matter,
I don't give a shit who it is now, - Her,
What is she missing? No fucking purse, - Fucking told you,,,
She was in flats, - You’re like “you pick,”
I pick you don't take her,
Him,
Why? - He's going to throw up in 2 seconds,,,
What about her?
Oh shit, no, She has a friend,
You want somebody that's gonna have some merchandise on them or not?
Yeah, ideally,
I spy with my little eye,
Oh my god, do you ever shut up?
Like, is there ever a point in time where you're like,
maybe I don't need my voice,,,
Oh,,,
Yeah, nice man, Nice,
Her? - Yes her,
Aw man, She looks rough,
She looks rough- I don't give a fuck,
She doesn't even have a purse, - You shut the fuck up,
I want to go home, I want to go to bed,
So she's going to be the one tonight, Pull over,
Stop here,
Go get her, - Me go get her?
Yeah, you go get,
I fucking did the last one, You go,
And you fucked that up,
Please wait,
Tell you what, You go do it, you have top bunk,
(door opening)
(door closing)
I ain't giving her fucking top bunk,
(street noises)
Please wait,
(door opening)
Oh shit-Oh, no, no, no,
He's good, He's good, He's a teddy bear,
Proceed ahead,
Let's go,
So, Adelaide and Portland please - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Did you have fun at your party?
You had a good costume at least,
In 10 meters, turn left,
Turn left,
(ominous music)
(app chimes)
(gasping)
Shhh,
In 10 meters, turn right,
(whistling) (camera snaps)
That's good, That looks good, - Damn right it does,
They're going to like that,
(window opening)
(texting)
Oh! - Fuck!
Grab her! Grab her!
Please wait,
(tense music)
(car noises)
I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know,
(car noises)
Oh, oh you think so?
No fucking shit!
You're stressing me out! You relax,
Shut up!
Please wait,
Come on, Wake up, Wake up please,
Hey, come on,
Come on,
Wake up,
I'm not going to leave her here,
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
Come on,
(package crinkling)
If you're just going to fucking sit there and criticize then shut the fuck up!
Okay, Okay,
It's okay, It's okay,
Come on, we have to go, We have to go, We have to go,
(thunder)
(frantic breathing)
(music intensifies)
(thunder)
(car engine starts)
(car engine revving)
(app chimes)
Job abandoned,
(app chimes)
(thud)
(choral music)
(rain pouring)
(coughing)
(keys jingling)
(care engine revving)
(beeping)
Oh,,, (crunch)
(phone ringing)
(phone noise)
(music)
(car engine rattling)
(car noises)
You said it,