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Dew,
Wake up,
But dad,
It is very soon,
And I need to sleep eight hours to have the complexion well,
Now I am a celebrity,
A celebrity, he says, But if you have only made an ad,
I'm going to wrinkle because of you,
That you are 12 years old,
Twelve years is a lot,
Do you know the wrinkles that have come out to you since I was born?
Why it will be, Come,
Dress, that today is the birthday
From Sara, We have to be all ready in the kitchen
To congratulate her when she gets up, Come on,
Ah, she can sleep eight hours, right?
And not at all, because at 18, there is nothing I can do to save your complexion,
Dani!
Good, you're already awake,
Come, get up,
Dani!
I was thinking,
Where are we going?
Where are we going to go? To school,
And where do we come from?
This existentialist phase of yours is already lasting too much,
Come, get up,
Why get up?
Well, to congratulate your sister,
Congratulate why? For approaching another year towards the emptiness of death?
Fair! Come, dress and pull,
Carlota, above, you have to lift ,,,
But Papa, if I have been dressed for an hour, I am reviewing for the exam,
Forgive, sometimes I forget that I have a normal daughter,
My mother,
Cris, you can't put on Monday's panties because today is Friday,
I want Monday's panties!
Paulita, what do you do to the girl?
I? If it has been her, He has begun
to pull the pigtails, the very brute,
Don't call her gross, that the traumatizes!
What's happening?
Don't you remember that you threw yourself from the pigtails?
Yes, and don't you remember what you told me?
What are you doing? But, daughter, Do not pull the pigtails,
For that I do them?
Animal!
Because you were a savage who did not want to put on the panties of the day I played,
Well, like her!
No, like her, Paulita, The times have changed,
And if she does not feel represented by
Friday's panties, we cannot repress her personality,
Come, come on, honey, there,
Dad, please Wait for Sara to come down,
Are we all?
Agustín, what are you doing with my robe?
I could be looking for her,
What happens, father -in -law? Is it late?
Interestingly, never enough to lose breakfast,
It seems to me an absurd procedure that you make me go home
To have to go back here in the morning,
Good morning, family!
But, Agustín, what are you doing with that robe if my father -in -law?
This uncle is taking many trusts,
How do we not leave him soon, We are leveraged,
- There comes Sara, prepare, - Come on,
Happy Birthday!
Thank you,
Well, daughter, you will have already thought about a
desire to ask for this afternoon when the candles blows,
Papa, I don't need to ask for desires anymore,
I am 18 years old, I can do what you want,
Angelito
In fact, I have a list of things that you have forbidden to do so far,
I'm going to start with ,,,
Don't you go to piercing?
Oh, it's true, I didn't remember that, Thanks, I point,
Not a tattoo?
Oh, that too,
Nor dance in an after,
Do you want to stop?
Callad, Callad, That my ad,
♪ To be spocy ♪
♪ If your toast is very sad, ♪
♪ That then you complain that you don't know almost anything, ♪
Chiquilla, Put butter,
♪ Put calcium at breakfast ♪
♪ It seems very timely, ♪
♪ Improves its texture if it is very hard when toasting it, ♪
Chiquilla, Put butter,
Salad butter Guijarro Maldonado,
The highlights,
Colleague, give a lot of cringe,
Daughter, your sister doesn't give that,
Do you know what it means?
No,
Of others,
Ah, yes, that does,
Come on, fast, hurry at breakfast that I don't want us to be late,
Dad, where do we come from?
How heavy, Home, Dani, we come from home,
I mean humanity,
Well, of the monkey, You should know,
Our ancestors were monkeys,
Is the grandfather a monkey?
No, Cris, ancestors older than the grandfather,
Are there older people than grandfather?
You will now see how fans will harass me,
After seeing the announcement ,,,
Rocío, don't go crazy, go,
- Hello, Rocío, - Hello,
Do you see it? They have recognized me, They know who I am,
But how are you not going to know who you are, daughter, if they are girls of your class,
In fact, if they had seen the announcement, What they would do is pretend that they don't know you,
Dad, how you spend, poor,
A little, right?
Girl, yes, girl, come,
Look, I give you a euro if you tell that girl:
"Hey, are you the announcement of the butter?
Is it really that of the announcement of the butter? Flip Eh, girls, girls, come, It is the announcement of the butter,
Take, Carlota, Brings Cris to his class,
See you later, children,
Goodbye, Dani,
What do all children do around Rocío? Well, he has starred in a butter ad - and apparently he is breaking it,
- Ah, yes?
Well, I haven't seen it, But
I wouldn't have let it do it,
Taking into account how the
girl is, fame is going to get silly,
Of course, it would be better if yours would have done
it, which was silly,
I would never have left my daughter to go out in such a ridiculous ad,
Oh, by God, surrounded by toasted dancers,
But didn't you say you hadn't seen it?
Mom, mom!
Rocío has signed an autograph,
What have you asked for an autograph for making that ridiculous announcement?
But, mom, if you took me to casting to do toas,
They are here,
Welcome, family,
- And give it, I have told you no, - Yes, yes,
I have told you no, miracles, That you have my head crazy,
You don't know what you are doing!
- But what happens to these two? - All day arguing, It is insufferable,
Hey, and why do you bring the child like this, What's going to be achicharrar?
You have to have it padded, Since he knows how to walk, he goes as a headless chicken,
Here we have protectors in the corners for Cris,
In the corners, he says, Believe me, It is better to paddle the child directly,
It is thrown against any surface without the slightest survival instinct,
How exaggerated,
I swear, to infinity in a straight line in the position you put,
Oh really?
- Do you see it? - What happened?
We would have to paddle the walls, The
only thing I need to look like a psychiatric,
Quiet, Dani also embedded against the
walls when he believed he was Harry Potter,
I'm Harry Po ,,,!
And no sequel has been left,
Do you remember, son?
Son, I'm talking to you,
Hey, bubujitas paper wouldn't have, right? It is to give the child another layer,
A phase is passing, He stays into the ceiling, he
asked very deep questions, But it is not worrying,
Dani, go play with your cousin, Thus the air gives you a little, huh,
- And you can help me some things, - Ojito with the child,
- I'm tired of having mom at home, - And I have my father -in -law,
They could marry and thus become independent,
You don't know the rattle you are giving with the child's christening,
- That will not go to heaven, that will go to Limbo, - What are you going to tell me,
Do you remember the communion of Rocío? And on top of Marisa he put on his side,
Is that this is the problem, It is that Carmen does not yield,
He is in a modern plan, he said: "May the child decide when he is older,"
Hey
You have to stay here,
That your son has put mine as a goalkeeper,
Excellent, It was not playing centuries,
What abuson,
Let it put a goal for once in your life,
But it can give him a ball,
Paco, how will he give him a ball? The goal is huge and your tiny son,
And yours is very bad, He is unable to avoid the goalkeeper,
That is not football, That is playing bowling,
Oh, who is going to show,
But what are you doing, beast?
You're going to kill him!
That the child is without baptizing!
Really, what a heavy woman,
Oh, don't say that, If it is a love,
With you, you are a faint -hearted and do everything you want,
But to a normal person, It drives her crazy,
Don't look at me like that,
You because you don't know, That you are empanada,
But Milagros is one of the ones that insults you when
he speaks to you and does not find out what he is doing,
Do you know that kind of people?
Yeah,
And, of course, Paco tells him nothing,
What a desire to go to the Caribbean and leave them all here,
How long has it already?
Five years,
Yes, because it was for my 15th anniversary
and on the 22nd next month, We are 20 years old,
Twenty years enduring this?
Well, we must celebrate it in style,
When are we?
Let's see, I hope this time does not forget,
Because I swear that I don't remember this year they kill me,
And how do you forget, The one that I am going to kill it will be me,
- Congratulations, Sara! - Congratulations, honey!
Photo, photo, photo!
Have you asked for a wish?
No, you don't need it anymore, as is 18,
Well, family, I do
want to ask for a wish,
Sara, do you want to marry with me?
Yeah,
- That? - As?
It cannot be true,
Look, look, look your mother, It doesn't even believe it,
Oh, I die,
Calm, mom, We will all die,
The question is where
we are going after death,
Well, your cousin to Limbo because your uncles do not want to baptize it,
We are already!
- Are we already in limbo? - You yes,
Do you want to shut up all?
But haven't you heard them? What children want to marry?
- I say that, we will have to provide or something, - No,
That nobody marries here, no,
I remind you that I am 18 years old and I can do what I want,
Well, less
star in an ad,
Let's go, my love, We'll talk when you calm down a little,
Yes, Paco, let's go, that the party is over here,
- Yes, let's go, - Hey,,,
Are you going without kissing me?
You don't even talk to me,
That we would have to
be the ones who marry,
That we seem two teenagers living each one at a child's house,
I have told you 20 times that we are going to live together,
That I have an empty floor that is waiting for you to decide,
Without marrying us? You are bad in the head,
Get Pilar's divorce and then talk,
Mother, Well,,,
Agustín, that is, you have an apartment for you, at your disposal,
And what are you doing here?
Because I there alone on that floor, I would die of grief,
I need human heat,
Although here you treat me like a child,
What do we treat you how?
To your room!
And you, children, to the shower one by one,
That dad and I have to talk,
Come!
Less hurry, Marisa,
What have you called me?
Marisa Isn't that your name?
You always tell me that I am already older,
It makes no sense to continue calling you 'mom',
Parading everyone already, Rosaura!
What happened?
Was the party ended?
No, what's going, the party has just begun,
Well, we have opened several fronts, We will have to distribute the tasks,
I can't solve it this time just as always,
Points,
One, we have to get your father and my mother again to marry,
Two, we have to separate Sara and eight so they don't marry,
Three, Rocío ,,,
Your problem,
My problem why?
It's all your fault, When I took her to Top Singer Kids , they did not take it,
And you take it to the butter and go and take it, Something you would do wrong,
I did nothing,
Exactly, I was curricated,
I sang with her and bother the performance,
So now it's your turn to take away the idea
of ​​the entertainment world from your head,
Four, Dani is very asking,
And Paulita very answered,
Perfect, we put them together and manage each other,
Well, I take care of Dani and Paulita,
Luckily we are doing well with Cris,
Dad, mom! Come running, You will see what Cris has done!
But what is this?
Hey!
My mother,
But this girl is a genius,
Have you noticed the subtle interaction of colors?
It is certainly a natural talent,
I knew that one of our children would inherit my gift,
Now I understand why we have continued having children, everything fits,
But I have done it!
That?
How do you think of Paulita?
But let's see, Don't you think you
are greater enough to paint on the wall?
- I can't believe it, you're punished, - It is punished,
Come on, honey,
At least, we already know what Paulita's rebellion was due,
- Jealousy of the little one, - But at this point, why?
Let's see, with Cris we are more condescending,
With it we are applying conscious upbringing,
With each child we have learned something, And it
is true that Paulita did not understand her so much,
Of course, because I did not vocalize,
Javier, please,
Well, think about the positive part, We have discovered how good it paints,
And it's curious because, Until recently, he suspended drawing,
Because you made them,
Hello,
Can we talk?
Sure, honey,
I feel you have so many open fronts,
I would like to help you,
But I think he will not be able to be,
Because you said so?
I have tried to avoid it, but it seems
to me that I am entering adolescence,
What do you notice?
Well, I don't know, In plan, literally,
He said 'that is,' in Plan 'and' Literal ' In the same phrase,
For example, I started dating a boy from my class,
That? No, please Carlota, you don't,
Quiet, that we are not going to marry, for now,
It is a relief,
But his parents want to meet you,
Know us?
Yes, so I invited you to have home,
But what do you say, Carlota? When?
Saturday,
I hope that in a week I will give me time to prepare for you to live,
- Sorry? - Rest,
It will be a hard training to cause good impression,
But, daughter, have you thought that your parents have left a cave?
Of course not,
I think you are still inside, that's why I have to get you before Saturday,
Reid for things please,
- Do not shout, - Enough!
A little order, They are driving me crazy,
Dad, do you review with me the capitals?
Sure, daughter, do you have an exam?
No, if I say it for you,
It is that Pelayo's parents have traveled a
lot and is ashamed to make a fool of them,
Capital of Uzbekistan?
Please, if anyone knows, Tell you, Rocío,
I don't need to know it, I'm famous,
Sara, go it,
Sara, I'm talking to you,
Dani, tell your father that because we are here having breakfast, he
does not mean that we want anything about them or to talk to them,
- says eight that ,,,
- Ah, and you tell him that if that toast is not going to be eaten, I put it on my plate,
Rocío, do you pass my jam, please?
Sara,
Sara, can you look at me, love?
Let's see, your father and I had thought
that as today is Saturday, we could go to
eat all four and talk quietly about the wedding,
What did you say, Dani?
Well, that is notified, that I already prepared the lentils,
Oh, how disgust, lentils,
- Hey! - How do you disgust?
Don't find out that you don't eat them,
Because if not, you have them
for dinner and if not, For breakfast,
That,
So I cook less, I can no longer with so many people,
Look what I bring you,
I already imagined that he was the child, From coming in the saddle ,,,
Paco and Carmen have gone to buy the month,
You have to take advantage of the moment and hurry,
We have to baptize him
before they come back,
I already have everything rigged with the priest,
But you are not well in the head,
Do not put me in your troubles,
You come, that needs two godparents,
Ah, what do you have to sign?
I will not be complicit in this,
Wait, If you help you would live with Agustín?
In sin? Not crazy,
What do you prefer, live in sin or live in sin the child?
Okay, but let's go, that they have gone to make the purchase of the month, not of the year,
- Dani, Paulita, to the car, - No!
But do not involve more people,
That they sign as godparents, They are minors, Do not risk,
But hurry up, I'm starting the car,
Paulita, Dani!
You are going to be Paquito's godparents,
What do you think?
It is a superimport mission,
You have to guide the child until it grows,
You have to show everything, You have to illuminate your way,
That would give meaning to your life,
No, Dani?
And you, Paulita, You would learn that
the little ones must be protected and
educate them, not compete with them, Come on,
But what have you done?
I have not been, it has been Cris,
- Cris! - I have not been,
- Who has been? - Paulita,
What told you yesterday?
That will not paint on the walls,
Grandma will kill us, That you have to wash it,
I have tried to take it off, But it doesn't come out,
They are 'permits' markers,
Permanent,
We will talk about you, come on,
You have to go to church,
We have already arrived!
Do you bring the child?
- Yes, yes, yes, - Good,
We proceed quickly before someone, Take it out,
I have taken to bring it, But it is finally here,
Look!
Well, it has taken it to bring it, If it has come out to a mustache,
Children! But what have you done?
We tried to take it off, But we could not,
The same is removed with the blessed water,
As God is almighty,
I knew it!
It is not what it seems,
Ah, right? Are you not baptizing my son?
No, really We are cleaning the mustache,
It will be possible,
You have painted the child,
But how are you going to take it like this?
That with normal water does not come out, that we have tried it,
Scoundrels!
Well, but the baptism has earned, right?
Some blessed water has fallen when we tried to clean the mustache,
How will it be worth, miracles? How will it be worth?
This has been a fudge,
I don't know how I let myself get tangled up in their fishes,
Fantage?
Do you call the baptisms for you to be scrubbing?
To the bishop who goes!
Come, let's go!
Let's go!
After this, I have to go to your home,
Because your brother and sister -in -law will no longer let me in,
Nothing, you promised me that you were going to live with Agustín,
If the baptism was committed, But it has been attempt,
But that has not been my fault,
Look, at most, you can stay a couple of days,
And you will see when Marisa tells him,
That?
It was a perfect plan, He arranged Dani, fixed
Paulita and we got rid of our feather parents,
At least I have tried to do something, Why what have you done?
Have you managed to take Rocío from the head of being an actress?
Ah, no, I have delegated to your mother,
Remember when he took his
head from being Andalusian,
And by the way a communion stented, Let's see what he does now,
It seems more serious about Sara,
That is why I have organized this meal
so that we can talk to them as adults,
Talk to those two as adults?
It seems to me superbuen plan,
Do you have one better?
Support them,
What are you saying?
Marisa, the more we oppose, more they are going to commit,
We have to do
Like we are on your part to take off their desires,
Look, there are,
Pay attention to me, to believe we understand them,
That? Have you entered reason?
But let's see, guys,
How are you going to marry?
It would be grinding on the beach, What do you think?
Let's see, Have you thought about this well?
Man, of course, Let's see, Marisa,
I understand your concern, Because the heels sink into the sand,
But if everyone goes barefoot ,,,
I will not be able to You speak with them,
Sara, honey, listen to me,
Dad, we have been together for three years and each at home,
We cannot continue like this,
Understand it, father -in -law, I need to sleep,
I'm fed up at night to return in the morning,
Wait, What do you intend to live with us?
Man, father -in -law, would you not think we were going to throw you out of home?
Of course, that's why they were against,
I already told you that there had to be an explanation,
But well, this is the bomb,
Ah, of course, it is a joke,
- Luckily, I thought they were serious, - Oh really?
And so much that it is serious, But calm, that if you
don't love us at home, We look for life, don't worry,
- Sara, - Those in -laws,
If we did it for love,
But we can pay our own floor,
That I have a job,
That, by the way, I am late,
Paco, these four are to carry, right?
Of course, what are they going to be for? That you have been here for two years, And attentive,
Look, Peperoni, Four stations, pineapple and
dulce de leche, You have to be at the last trends,
And come back quickly, that another four leave,
Good that we are living together,
But to be involved here, Let's go to live alone,
I have already told you that without getting married, no, Have you already asked Pilar for divorce?
Yes, but it is giving me long,
I don't want to squeeze her now, poor thing,
The uncle just left her for which she left me,
- Ah, and you feel sorry, - Of course, woman,
And nobody better than me to know how bad it happens,
Yeah? You can see how you pass it if I leave you,
I will ask for it again,
I promise you,
Besides, let's not talk about her anymore,
What do you prefer today?
Up or down?
Below, I'm very tired,
Okay, I above,
But tomorrow we change,
That hurts my head a little,
Oh,
Come on, Cris, well sitting, like this,
Eh, huh, huh, sorry,
Sorry, the first turn is complete, The others return to the second,
But what do you say, Rosaura?
We don't fit,
When I went to work here, There were seven people in this house,
Two parents and five children, But now,
The new girl,
The mother -in -law, the father -in -law, the townhouse ,,,
We have planted in 11,
So, from now on, there will be two shifts for all meals,
The first turn is already complete, The second starts in half an hour, thanks,
What was missing, Hala, come, Let's go, go, Come
Eh, huh!
Dear fans, tomorrow between 10:35 and 10:36
you can see my advertisement on all screens,
"Chiquilla, put butter,
" Rocío, could you leave your mobile and breakfast?
Eh, huh, h,
That you have lentils,
How am I going to have breakfast lentils?
I told you yesterday that if you didn't ate them, You had them for dinner and for breakfast,
Come on, Cris, a little yogurt, Look how rich,
I don't want to!
Don't you want? And what could fancy you, my love?
A Magdalena,
Very good, honey, marching,
Will it be a joke?
Let's see, we cannot allow food time
to be a traumatic experience for her,
And for me yes?
Paulita, this is a new educational system,
You are already traumatized, - so you eat the lentils,
- As his wife, who is the one who has
the head of the two, is in the second turn, I
allow me to suggest that he is not so uncompromising,
It's true, Come, take,
So that the wets in the lentils,
Rocío, what have I told you? Let the mobile leave,
Dad, from now on, any request you have, you talk to my representative,
What to speak with whom?
It's already there, Come on, Javier,
That is who,
He will love you, I have invited him to come to know him,
But who?
Toño Triana, the new representative of his daughter,
Delighted,
Miracles,
Pass, pass,
I think the girl has a lot of future, Now, it is essential to
take care of your career because any false step can spoil it,
What career? If you have made a butter ad,
That is just the beginning, With me it will reach the top,
What will you do? An airline advertisement?
Javier, collaborates a little,
Let's see, the girl has star wood,
And it is clear to whom it has come out,
Javier, pay attention to this man,
That is seen what he understands,
That a representative does not need,
That for that he has his father,
Do you forget who got the leading role at Christmas?
But his career has risen from level,
Now he needs a shark that defends her from the piranhas, This is the jungle,
But what jungle? If between sharks and piranhas, it looks like an aquarium,
And if you have to deal with piranhas, That's what I am,
I have five courses in the parents of parents,
You have no contacts in the world or experience,
No criteria for what I am seeing,
Very sorry, We do not need a representative,
Do you really believe that I care that you reject me?
With the amount of very important people who reject me every day,
If you want to sink your daughter's career, go ahead,
It would not be the first,
I don't know if Penelope Cruz sounds?
That girl had a promising future ahead, he was embalated,
He was refusing to work with me And what happened?
That was without working in this country for years,
But because he went to Hollywood,
As far as it is,
But, mom, Where did you get this uncle?
Of the yellow pages,
Well, nothing,
It's a pity, I had a movie,
And I could have earned a lot of money,
It doesn't need,
No, I referred to me,
It's a joke, it's a joke,
I would only take a miserable 30 %,
As? 30 %?
Mom, please Let's forget all this,
Thank you very much and good morning, Toño,
Don't worry, We will make him reason,
I do not doubt his power of persuasion,
You could do what I would like,
Of any man,
miracles,
I accompany him to the door,
But what are you doing, miracles?
Poor man, They just passed him,
Precisely you should
know how bad it is,
Well, I'm going to have breakfast!
Oh, the second turn was closed, It feels,
But well, Rosaura ,,,
No, I'm very sorry,
Or we respect the new organization or I declare on strike,
The kitchen reopens at 2 pm with the first food shift,
Woman, but give me something, Are you going to leave me without breakfast?
No daughter, you're not going to make any movie,
- Dad, you're stealing my dream, - Look how good,
Thus I recover all the dream you stole from me when you were little,
We are already at peace,
What happens, Cris?
Paulita has removed my swing,
Well, you tell Paulita that or return your swing or is punished,
Runs!
- Dad, but why? Explain it, - Let's see,
Rocío, does an autograph sign me?
Me too!
Ah, and my friends too,
For this, daughter,
For this, I want you to have a normal childhood, Fame is unbearable,
But I love it,
Do not insist, go to sign your last autographs
and we will speak again when you turn 18,
I'm glad you have so clear that I'm not going to talk to you until then,
- Rocío! - Rocío, please!
Please, Rocío!
My mother, what a mess,
Already, it is the price of fame,
It is unbearable,
She likes it so much,
No, if I referred to her,
It is unbearable,
But you'll see next week when the novelty is passed and nobody pays attention to him,
The fall will be tremendous,
No, ready, Because he already has a representative,
Oh really? Representative? For making a butter ad?
Yes, and you will get it up at the top,
Ah, yes? What will you do now, an airline ad?
You have to be a very bad person to say something like that,
Rocío, see that we are going to see your representative!
- Oh really? - Yeah,
Come on, José Luís,
Son, as I am glad that you have reflected with Rocío,
It is what she wants,
It has been for giving the nose to Leticia that, which is unbearable,
I hope not to have wrong,
No, you are not wrong, There is no one who endures it,
But you don't deceive me,
In the background you want your daughter to be happy,
But let's see, How in the background?
Of course I want my daughter to be happy, Like any father,
No, Agustín no, Agustín seems good that
his daughter is married to you, Come, let's go,
Do you go too?
Man, of course, it was me who found the representative,
- Then I'm going too, - No!
Go to ask your wife for divorce, Come, pull,
Goes!
But well, how I'm glad to see them, Pass and feel please,
I never know which of the two is the girl,
It is seen that they are granddaughter and grandmother, same complexion,
Forgive to bother you on Sunday,
Please, miracles, I am Toño Triana, TT, Trending Topic,
Always in the gap, 24-7,
How modern you are, Toño,
Well, can you explain to us the movie that?
It is a very big movie,
It is directed by an American director,
Dennis Dugan,
American?
Dennis Dugan?
But do you know who it is?
- No, no idea, - Well, it's very famous,
And most importantly, the protagonist,
Is,,,
Amanda Castilla,
And Rocío would make his daughter,
Oh really?
Imagine if it is seriously that it is a drama,
By the way, Rocío, do you think
you are trained to make a drama?
Of course,
Very good, then we are going to do a test and we send it to the director, agree?
The scene we are going to do is one in which your
mother tells you to leave you, But that you will forget it,
And you say: "No,
mom, no, never,
I will never forget you,
" OK?
Come, I make the mother,
Please, miracles, Your mother of such a older girl?
It will not be plausible,
I'm going to record, let's see,
Action, miracles,
My daughter, I
have to leave,
But soon, you will forget me soon,
How awful,
No,
Mom, no,
That will not happen,
Believe me,
I,,,
never,,,
I will never forget you,
Bravo, Rocío,
Bravo, very good, very good,
I immediately send the test to the director and tomorrow without fail I tell you something,
Well, guess that seeing
this, Do not throw Amanda
Castilla and take your grandmother,
Who are sure to take is you, who is the one that best acts here,
Gold, Javier, This girl is gold,
Do you know?
Eight and I have been reflecting and you are right,
With this work we have, we cannot marry,
Oh, I'm sorry, Less bad,
He is looking for a serious one,
Eight a serious job? I don't see it,
Good morning, family!
What, in -laws? What do you think?
Have you achieved a job?
No, not yet, But I have read that
to get where you want, you have to
behave as if you had already arrived,
Are you telling me that you are still in the same job, but dressed like this?
Your pizzas, ma'am,
It has been a pleasure doing business with you,
Of course, the suit has cost me a paste, Can you leave me something, father -in -law?
No, I don't see it,
Come, guys, All to the car,
Oh, what nerves,
If they give me the paper, It could be my last day of school,
But you hallucinate, Do you think you're going to stop studying?
I do not need to study, Now I am famous,
Famous, he says,
Speaking of studying, have you reviewed the origins of the Industrial Revolution?
I'm going to ask you this afternoon,
And speaking of origins, What came before, the egg or the chicken?
What are you doing?
Work, Rosaura, I also work,
Yeah,
- All day sitting, - My work is intellectual,
I have to update Conchy since the world of
artificial intelligence is more competitive every day,
He should deal a little more about his own intelligence,
Carlota has left you duties for Saturday's
dinner and you or have touched them,
Is that it is very heavy, I can't learn so many things,
If I can make a vegan and at the same
time rich and gluten dinner and for 14
people, you can quietly learn four capitals,
Can you open?
If I can make a vegan dinner
And at the same time rich and at the same
time without gluten and at the same time for 14 people ,,,
Yes, yes, of course, I can open the door,
But what do you do here? We weren't that I called me?
This had to tell him in person,
They have taken the girl, It is in the movie,
Man, Pass, pass,
- Hello, - Hello good,
Well, the only thing is that you have to start
filming tomorrow and a parent has to come with her,
I do not know if I can because I have many duties until Saturday,
But my mother could go,
No, no, no, He will see, I
think his mother has confused
my courtesy with a romantic interest,
Ah, of course, as you have signed with us ,,,
It is that my poor mother does not know how to distinguish when they are making the ball,
Well, you are especially intelligent,
Hey, I'm not my mother,
Do you see it?
Well, how about Rocío with the representative?
Very good, a movie is going to roll,
Really?
Yes, a drama,
Well, man, a drama, Nor do you take it that way,
The girl is very bad, But not going to see the movie ,,,
Dani, it was time,
That your sisters wear waiting for a while in the car,
Dad, what is life but a long wait?
- Go, go, come on, - Javier!
Javier, do you have a moment, please?
I need to talk to you, It is about Dani,
What have you done now, Dani?
- I will go to the point, We suspect that Dani ,,,
- Ah, well, they suspect, Without evidence there is no case, Come on, son,
Xavier!
We have reasons to believe that Dani ,,,
He has not been, What have you not been you, son?
Being or not, that is the issue,
We believe Dani can have
high capabilities, be gifted,
Outdated?
But have you seen it?
Nothing common questions are asked in a child of his age,
Already, but do not answer them, It would be gifted if they answered them,
But that's not all,
Mathematical operations at the speed of an adult,
Let's see,
Forward, Square root of 825,
That's it, 28 with the rest of 41,
This has not been the speed of an adult,
And look, look what writing did the other day,
What a vocabulary,
- Life is meager ,,,
- Meany means scarce, short,
Already, I know, I am not so meager,
Hey,,,
You don't fool me, Dani, You have not written that,
Yeah,
No, that Conchy has done,
- What Conchy? - How what Conchy?
Conchy, artificial intelligence created by me,
For me, so the gifted should be me,
And now this lady thinks I'm a meager,
Mom, why don't we go?
Wait, I want to know what happened,
Mom, - Have you seen what I have done in school?
- Shut up, heavy, Oh, what horror,
What I want to know is what Dani has done, Do you know?
No idea,
Oh, son, you never know anything, You are pie,
Xavier!
What happened? What has your child done this time?
Nothing, which suspect that it can
be a gifted and want to do some tests,
Does your child overwhelmed?
Well, then mine?
I'm going to talk to the director to also make the tests,
This is meager,
Dad, dad, Has my representative called you?
Yes, they have taken you,
Oh really? And why haven't you told me?
I am telling you,
Let's see, dad, I tell me the rivers of Spain,
Carlota, really, Every time you insult me ​​more,
I am waiting to see when you answer me,
Ask your brother something, That is gifted,
Let's see, Dani, Where is Zaragoza?
I am gifted, I don't guess,
My mother,
Also, how will it be gifted? So suddenly?
I have always been the family list,
And I little and now Cris, does not bother you,
Well, you still have to do the tests,
That, Friday,
Ask it on Friday, That I will be gifted,
Do you really want to do this one?
Well, solve the supervicted square roots,
Please, it's pretending,
But how will he pretend that he makes the square roots?
If that could be pretended, I would have done it,
Well, I could pretend it,
Because a good actress can pretend anything,
What do we stay, a good actress or you?
Honey, you don't have to be so hard with dew
so that illusions are not made, He has succeeded,
Maybe the girl is a good actress,
Of course, and Dani is gifted,
And why not?
Man, as Carlota says, that it is
very strange that it is now, suddenly,
Let's see, asking questions is a lifetime,
- Uncle Paco, - That?
If a Chinese bites you get Chinese?
You're right, How will it be Dani gifted?
But, on the other hand, would you be able to make a square root?
Yes, man, of course, of course,
No?
Divides of two by two the figures and multiplies by ,,,
And then subtract, now, but then ,,,
- Low, - And here?
- You add here, - You add?
No, wait, wait,
Hello,
You are scaring me, huh, That dinner is Saturday,
So do we test Dani?
You don't doubt it,
Come, up, That today I take you to
school, that Dad has to go roll with Rocío,
Above!
Hey! Less screams, miracritos,
But well, girl, What is that about speaking to your grandmother?
And the grandfather?
No, grandfather collects you, But now I take you,
No, I want the grandfather!
Let's see, Cris, I understand your frustration,
If I would also like to stay in bed
until 11 instead of taking you to
school, so we are going to breathe deep, calm ,,,
Or if I don't start the
pigtails with my own hands!
Ah, hey, conscious parenting works,
Please, Remove a little, that this is the
explosive detonator and is very sensitive,
Yes, yes, quiet, quiet,
Let's see, please, from now on, absolute silence,
It is that the director is very borning,
But let's see, do you think I'm dumb? That I don't know anything about cinema?
You can shut up everyone!
Please,
Silence!
And motor ,,,
truths and suspicions , 23-8, first,
And action!
Autumn has come into our lives to stay,
Things are going to change a lot, Olivia,
You will undertake a new life with your father,
And you will forget,
Forget you, mom?
Never, never, ever!
And cut!
Cut it, cut it!
How have I gotten into this?
Very good, very good, But we are going to do one more,
Where you don't take your hand to your head,
That the silence said it because this is a very serious director,
Don Javier, where is it going?
Don Javier!
Dani,
Forgive me,
I believe that the drama that prints the
gesture of the hand to action, you cannot lose it,
Come on, what is to help, but that gives a force to the incredible Parliament,
Who is this uncle?
The girl's father,
He is the father of the actress,
Father, Father there is nothing more than one,
Delighted,
Out of my set, Out of my set now,
- Yes, yes, - And your ass was fast,
- Yes, sorry, - Very fast,
Be careful with the machine!
- One more! - Ok,
Well, well, well, because the first day of filming has not gone so bad,
Less the small incident,
- It has been very humiliating, - Of course,
It has been shameful,
Right, daughter? How do you think of these people to throw your father?
No, if that has seemed good to me, The
shameful thing is that you are a metepatas,
Sorry?
Above you told me to move my hand to give
more drama and the director did not like anything,
The director that, however American, has no idea,
The one who has no idea is you, that you have not shot a movie in your life,
Let's see, What is your father to talk about?
Punished to your room,
Look, do not put me rolls, If you want to punish
me, tell my representative and look for a hole,
Sorry!
Your representative will not tell me when I can punish you,
Javier, yes, man, I tell him, That costs me anything, Let's see,
Let's see, for this week the only day, on Thursday, from two to three,
And on Saturday from ten to ten thirty, But it is not safe,
I would have to confirm it,
You are fired,
Javier, I have signed the contract, You can't say goodbye,
If you want, we are going to negotiate,
If there is nothing to negotiate, My daughter is punished and punished,
And what happened to the end?
Well, I have put it in place,
It will be punished for three whole days,
What happens is that I don't know what days
they will be because it has no free dates until June,
Well, to see if it serves something,
Because I believe that punishing Paulita is not working,
And what do we do?
You have to feel special,
We have to be sure of not wanting her less because she is no longer the little one,
You're right, I'm going to talk to her,
Paulita I have to talk to you to understand one thing,
You can't tell anyone, But if I'm a little harder
with you than Cris is because I love you more,
It has all its logic,
think about it,
I know you long before and love grows over time,
So it is mathematically impossible
for Cris ever to reach you,
So you love me
more than Cris ,
,,?
That is,
But less than everyone else,
Well, seen like this, not quite,
Quiet, it is worth it,
Let's see, Cris,
I have told Paulita to stay calm,
but you and I are intelligent people,
How are I not going to
love the little girl more?
Everyone loves their little daughter more,
So if you have another daughter you want her more than me?
No, no, that will not happen,
Because you are the best little daughter to have,
Why do you think we don't stop
having children until you arrived?
Because you are perfection,
Do you understand?
But that is a secret, Come to bed,
Let's see, Dani, I have to tell your sisters
because they are always competing among them,
Because they are a lot and they are all girls,
But you, you
are the only
boy, my only son,
How are you not going to be my favorite?
Hey?
Oh well, What are you doing here yet?
Good morning, Honey, are we going to have breakfast?
I don't like staying for the second turn,
that children leave everything nibbled,
I'm sleepy,
Hey, if we don't know how to do the square roots tonight, we look at a tutorial,
But what tutorial? We are going to get it out,
That is why we are gifted parents, Come
Above,
Go,
Javier, your mobile!
Yes, say?
Yeah?
Xavier? Xavier?
Father-in-law, The suit has worked,
It has been to put it and realize that
what I have to do is ride my own business,
Ah, yes? Which?
A piercings and tattoos business, And attention,
that children and the elderly have a 50 % discount,
Take!
Dad, you have to pay me, I want to get one,
I want to tattoo on my arm: "Take advantage of the moment, life is short,
Your arm is even shorter, There is not all that,
I put "mother love", What I have,
Let's see, eight, We value your
business initiative, but you will need a site,
Where are you going to do the tattoos?
Wherever people want,
In the arms, In the legs, on the palate ,,,
There are people for everything,
- A place to work, a place, - Ah, yes, well,
My illusion is to ride my own center,
But until the business starts, I will have to do it at home,
Are you going from home to home tatuando?
No, no, no, if those who come at home are them,
- As? - As?
Thank you, we have everything,
But have you gone crazy?
But let's see, Didn't you want me to work a future?
That's what the boy is right,
I can't believe it, I'm going to work,
Go,,,
Children, look for others and id at the car, We leave,
But how do you think of, man? If I almost agreed,
With these things what you do is that it gets against the wedding,
But, father -in -law, That he does not have to find out, I
promise you that when Marisa gets home, there is no one left here,
No, that kills us,
Well, father -in -law, if you don't support me in this, I still have to tell what I know,
I can't believe it,
Are you extorting me?
I don't know, What's that?
Blackmail,
Ah, then yes,
Ok, but at five, You have to be out,
Rosaura, have you been there all the time?
Well, what has heard, Not a word to the lady,
I fear that a plus will cost him in the salary of the month,
Okay, but don't say anything he has heard,
About what?
That is, very good, Rosaura,
No, no, I wonder about what,
About eight is going to tattoo here at home
or about what you are hiding your wife,
About neither of the two things,
Ah, neither of the two things, Then the plus will be double, right?
Now we go to 65,
It is easy,
Hello, How are you?
- Hello,
- I am the father of the artist and your greatest fan, Amanda,
Ah, look how good, yes,
I've been seeing how you act and, well, your interpretation,
But I have allowed myself to prepare some notes to improve your "acting",
How are you going to give me notes? As if this were the school?
Well, they are suggestions, But surely they will come very well,
Please, Caballero, that I have already told him that he cannot be here, Accompany me,
Look to see if you can stay still,
And you, if you could control it for a while, would be ideal,
- Quiet, trust me, - What character,
Trust, calm,
Again they have thrown my anger because of their fault,
Above that I have only tried to help you,
Let's see, please, please, They are going to do the bombing
scene, they have been preparing it all morning, So quiet,
- The bombing? - Yeah,
That is, what are the airplanes to also roll?
- Careful! - That hand, remove!
What the hell has happened?
I've been in the cinema for 30 years and I had never found anyone so clumsy,
I'm sorry,
I don't want to return to this guy swarming around here, okay?
Amanda, you are all reason and apologize,
And although it has been
Triana's fault, I promise that
I will not go through the filming,
But,,,
Would you mind getting a selfi with me?
Fuck!
Don't you enter for Cris?
No,
Ah, look, then better,
Let's go,
No, daughter, I mean they bring it to me,
- Look, there it is, - Good afternoon, Don Javier,
I bring your youngest daughter,
Oh, thank you very much, Fernandito,
Hello, Cris,
Anything else?
Yes, I would need you to pass your homework to Rocío,
He is shooting a movie and will be missing a few days to class,
Of course, Don Javier, But is you sure that doing these
errands will conquer the heart of your daughter Carlota?
Of course, every time I talk about you, It softens a little,
It has been telling me a year and a half,
And I walk the dog, I take out the garbage ,,,
And in the meantime, in the school it is rumored that he has committed to another,
No, Fernandito, that's nothing serious,
calm, That commitment is broken in two days,
It is impossible for me to learn all the capital
of the Middle East from here to Saturday,
Good!
Why are you talking to that? That is a motivated,
Daughter, don't worry, It is cheap labor,
Come, Cris, let's go, Aúpa!
Hi, Javier,
Man, I already said that smelled a little to sulfur around here,
Did you know? My son is also going to do gifted tests,
Which one? To that?
Well good luck, huh? Come on, girls,
See you later, Carlitos,
Rosaura!
- Who are these? - I don't know, ma'am,
They are eight, I think,
And where is he?
It has been in the bathroom for a long time,
- Is eight locked in there? - He says it is over,
I can't anymore,
Dad, go to the other bath,
Carlota is locked,
But what are you doing?
What did I tell you?
But what a scare, mother -in -law, That I was doing the point of the i,
Now it's gone, It looks like a tilde,
And 'bida' does not carry tilde, What a disaster,
Ah, my eyes bleed,
Normal, it's because of you,
I didn't see anything the same since I reviewed Sara's Wasaps,
Of course, you are twin souls,
Jo, mother -in -law, how beautiful what you told me,
Finally a little support,
Mother-in-law,
Father-in-law,
Father -in -law of my father -in -law,
We have the pride of being able to communicate that after
gathering all our savings and setting up our own business ,,,
And with all adverse opinions,
that had no faith in us ,,,
You were right, it doesn't give us,
Impossible, It comes to the food
because eight takes pizzeria pizzas,
but to pay a rental it does not give us,
- What a pity! - Yeah,
- With the illusion that began to make me, - Ya, mother -in -law,
If that is what hurts me the most,
But nothing happens You have tried,
And in a few years, You raise it again,
Oh, poor,
If that is the whole problem,
I can leave you the floor I have without renting,
I had hope that
grandmother decided to
live with me, But I'm already seeing no,
He is also burning the representative that, so I don't think that ,,,
So, grandfather, do you leave it to us?
Of course,
In addition, I could mount my
own tattoo center without problem,
What, mother -in -law? Are you happy?
Very happy, Yupi,
Well call the priest to close the date, that there is a hole on June 22,
What about what?
No, no, no, but that day it can't be,
Why not?
Your mother says it because that date is ,,,
Yeah?
Is,,,
Too close,
But, honey, If they are already
determined, why expect more?
You're right,
Of course, June 22 is a day as bad as any one to marry,
I like it, That you are optimistic,
Of course, June 22, great,
Marisa, they will marry the same, Let's get as we get,
So if they are doing wrong, The sooner they marry,
Before divorced,
Ah, there I do the reason, honey,
Divorce is a solution that is
there and can be taken at any time,
Well, come, Rosaura, let's do the dinner menu for tomorrow,
What I told you, It has to be vegan and rich,
One thing or the other, Everything cannot,
This is the list of things you have to buy,
In the Aldi next to you, you have them fixed,
This, let's see, I have never asked you,
Do you have the food manipulative card?
Sorry?
Carlota, honey, Do you care to
leave us a moment to Rosaura and me?
But then go up to your room, We have to see the costumes for dinner,
Okay,
Oh, God, that itches your head!
That yesterday you were with Aunt Carmen,
I'm going to ask for time to slowly,
Honey, that Aunt Carmen is a bit careless, but from there to ,,,
No, Paquito has just started the nursery, he has caught them,
Well, you don't hug anyone until they meet,
Ok, ok,
Rosaura, I am very worried with Javier,
It still does not remember that its anniversary is the 22nd,
Oh, that is not even going through the head,
But if the children are going to marry the same day,
What worries me is much worse,
Dad!
I was with the 100 -year war, It is making me short,
I like that,
So when I called
again, A woman
replied and hung right away,
Have you not seen or heard anything weird?
Heard, nothing,
But seen, the other day I was cleaning the table and
I saw on the computer that he was looking for a hotel,
- A hotel? - A hotel,
Oh, God!
What do you do?
Nothing, we were talking about tomorrow's dinner,
Rosaura, what did they talk about?
Quiet, you calm, That what I have heard, I have not said or Pío,
Good afternoon, Now the psychologist will come,
She will do Dani's tests,
We are here,
Leticia, we have already told him in person, by phone and by
e-mail that your child does not present indications, It is neurotypic,
Excuse me? Have you not done the tests yet and you are already insulting you?
No, it is no insult,
All people not gifted, They are neurotypical, You too,
And now insult me, Look, I have been investigating
and the child has indications of high capabilities,
Can you be still?
For example, Motor overexcitability,
What becomes a lifelong childish child,
Well, like yours,
Okay,
that's fine,
We are going to do the tests to
Carlitos, even if it is only to start,
Mom, I pass,
If even the child refuses,
It is challenging denialism,
Another high capacity symptom,
The gifted, If something seems too
easy, they refuse to show that they can do it,
Or not?
Eh ,,, yes,
Yes, that is also true,
If everything has it, I don't know why I
do the tests, but as you have insisted,
Man!
Fernandito, what are you doing cutting the grass?
Well, follow Don Javier's
instructions to conquer Carlota,
What a moral,
And how do you go from love?
Well look, Fernandito, I am made a mess,
I suspect that Milagros will leave me because he
is not convinced that he wants to divorce my wife,
And so?
He should find out his true feelings,
And hurry,
Who is the woman who loves, You can't lose it,
And in addition, time plays against him,
You are right, Fernandito,
Well, as always, Look,
Pilar, we have to talk,
This afternoon at half past six I will approach the park with the kids,
I wait for you at the Cafetería de la Fuente,
Thanks, Fernandito,
You have motivated me, You have to go for what you want,
Of course, Go for your dreams,
And I will continue to cut the grass to get mine,
But well, tell me, let's see, What did you want to tell me?
I have taken a long time to realize what I wanted,
But now I have it clear,
Please, I will do what you want,
Not agustín, no, Don't be heavy,
With how happy we could be,
- But I am happier than ever, - Now, I don't,
I can't continue like this,
Alright,
Do not supply anymore, But it will be with my conditions,
Whatever you want, I need to come back ,,,
Hello?
You are Leticia, right?
Leticia? What Leticia?
What Leticia will be? Cloe's
mother, the one in class with Paulita,
Ah, that Leticia did not fall, Yes, it's me,
And I am also a friend of miracles,
Paulita's grandmother and Agustín's girlfriend,
And who is you?
I am the other,
Paulita's other grandmother, means,
Ah,
Well, I leave you, huh,
Ah,
Miracles, what I'm going to tell you, You won't like anything,
Oh, you are scaring me,
I just saw Agustín with his ex,
I was telling him: "I need to return,
" What needed to return?
I don't know how the conversation will have finished,
I need to be free again, Understand it,
Are you going to give me divorce, yes or no?
OK that's fine, I give you divorce
if you give me everything else,
The house, the
car, the beach apartment ,,,
If I thought I was getting jealous with the representative,
Oh, sorry, daughter,
That is going to find out!
Come on, man! Before he left me, I
leave him! What has been believed?
Grandmother!
Oh, look!
There comes, remove,
Miracles!
We have to talk,
Well, you start,
It hurts to tell you,
Because it is another failure for you,
But Rocío's representative has
asked me relationships and I will try him,
But how? Have you been seeing?
Yes of course,
I haven't told you because you were pastered,
Well perfect,
Because what I was going to tell you is that I have decided to return with my wife,
But don't tell
Marisa because ,,,
Because it is a surprise,
Ah, well very well,
Come on, collect children, That we go,
Thanks for inviting me, sister -in -law,
You don't know how much I needed to feel a woman again,
But if we are slowly,
Well look how I will be, that this is the closest thing
to an aesthetic session that I have lived since the child
was born, Why didn't you let me know?
When does it improve?
Well, enjoy now because it is worse,
And before you realize, He goes and gets married,
I can't believe that Sara goes ahead,
Above, Javier ,,,
What's happening?
Do you think you will forget your anniversary?
If just that,
It gives me something to tell you,
I think Javier has an adventure,
That? Please,
Oh, you're right, how good it is, If I am silly,
What you are is blind,
But have you seen it?
Hey, you like and I respect it, but ,,,
But what? You like Paco and it's much worse,
That? You flip it,
What did I like Paco?
Oh, God,
- That was not Javier? - Who?
The one who goes with the blonde,
You are obsessed, huh,
Obsession no, I'm sure it's him,
And she is Manolo,
But how are you going to look out with that pint?
I'm going,
- Have you seen? - It was him,
But it is obvious to have an explanation,
You're right,
Of course, Think with your head,
But which woman was going to want to be with Javier?
Carmen!
Oh, daughter, how susceptible you are,
I no longer know how to attack you so as not to offend you,
Well, talk to him and salts of doubts,
Today is Carlota's great dinner and I'm going
to try to contain myself until I finished, But then ,,,
Go if we are going to talk,
Come, finishing, that mom and grandmother have to come and have to eat,
And I have to get dinner,
And we start fixing that they are more than half past two,
I did not like this food,
I'm going to ask for a pizza,
Pizza!
Sorry?
I win my own money, I do not need your approval,
Jo, I also want to work,
Do you want to work, Paulita? Well, you're
going to scrub all food dishes,
And you aid to Rosaura, who is overwhelmed with dinner,
Look how good,
And how much are you going to give me?
Ten cents per plate and 5 cents per vessel,
11 dishes
10 cents each, plus 11 glasses to
5, throws a total of 1,
65 euros,
Gifted Wow, I'm going!
What a thymus, dad,
To be someone who does not know where the urales are, you are quite spabiled,
Yes, daughter, yes, thank you very much,
What happens, Rosaura?
I have been making a quick calculation,
And if we divide what I charge per month for
the amount of dishes that Friego and that
amount divide it for seven days of the week
and that amount by the three meals a day, it results ,,,
- That? - That Paulita wins more than me,
But, let's see, Rosaura,
She is an eventual hired and you are fixed,
You also have to value that,
Cris,
As you like to play with the pots,
would you like to scrub the real dishes?
Oh really? How much do you give me?
A cent for each glass and two for each dish,
Wow!
Well, maybe he stops being interested in being fixed in this house,
The one that may not be interested in is me,
With all the children I have, I have labor,
But they charge him more than me,
Logical, that is logical, They work better,
As they have smaller hands, they have better
access to the vessels, they are better for slandered,
Do you know what? It's over,
I declare my official strike and I'm going to sunbathe in the garden,
But what do you tell him anything?
No, I don't get into your couple fights,
What is that?
My mother,
But,,,
Paulita!
And this?
Oh my God!
This time it has been Cris, I promise,
No!
No, no, no,
You have put your sister to do your job,
You wanted him to do things with her,
Punished to your room,
Again, Dad? You want the desire to live,
Daughter, don't be so melodramatic, That you overact more than your sister,
Ah, what he told me,
My mother,
Luckily, for Pelayo's parents you will put the good dishes,
What?
Nor do we have a good dishes?
Honey, we do,
What happens is that we use it so little that to know where it is,
Great, you don't know where the Ural Montes
are, you don't know where the good dishes is ,,,
My mother, what a disaster,
Rosaura, help me, please,
Forgive me, I have already told him that I am on strike,
On strike? How on strike?
It is a right of all workers,
- And does it have to be precisely today? - Sorry, Carlota,
It is nothing personal, You are a collateral victim,
But strikes must be done when
they hurt, If not, they don't work,
Dad, please Give everything you ask you,
What you have to ask for is forgiveness,
They are here,
But if not four in the afternoon,
I'm going to see who it is,
What's happening?
I bring you to your nephew, I pick it up tomorrow,
But what do you say? I accept it if you take mom,
Come, man, we need to sleep one night, that Carmen is deranged,
But tonight is dinner with
Carlota's in -laws, it can't be,
Well, one is not going to notice, By the way, I think has shitted in the car,
No, no, no, no, Hey, hey ,,,
Hey! That,,,
Yes, it has shitted,
Rosaura, It is worth not doing anything,
but please Do not hinder all the time,
It is called a picket and is done in all the strikes,
Come on, please That they are about to arrive,
- I go, I'm going, - All down!
But what do you do dresses?
I never thought this would say, but
the only one that goes decent is eight,
We are normal,
Well, I told you to put the wedding costumes,
Yes, man,
I have put my best suit, Well, the only one I have,
They are here, Grandparents, dad!
Hello,
Hello!
Mom, dad, these are Pelayo and his parents, Rodrigo and Fabiola,
Eh, Fabiola, delighted,
I had never seen such an exotic beauty
since I was in Taskent, capital of Uzbekistan,
Pelayo, Ponte
straight, pussy,
Are you rich?
Very rich, yes, well the broccoli maybe a little
Too much done for my liking, He lacks flavor,
Chiquilla, put butter!
But what does it say?
Is that the most important thing about food Javier is that it is healthy,
- OK, -Do you know what I did last week?
No,
I took Fabiola and the child and went to Trivandrum, Kerala,
India, New Delhi capital,
With its more than 1428
million inhabitants, The most
populous country on the planet today,
Indeed, then I took them - to a hospital in Ayurveda ,,,
- Ayurveda,
To the south of Bombay, right?
Ayurveda is a Hindu integrative medicine system, Javier,
Of course, of course,
But that is typical of southern
Bombay, I understood,
Typical of all India, Javier,
By the way, Marisa, Very nice what you have,
It is very simple,
Is it from Sáez Vaquero?
It is from a new designer,
Mom, but if you bought it at the Primark,
Honey, are we
for the latter?
- Let's go for the latter, huh, - Yeah,
As? Don't you have service?
Yes, the bath is there,
Yes, but I go before,
That broccoli hamburgers
have also sat me fatally,
Son, a little respect, that there are guests,
Rosaura, you have to leave
the strike, We need your help,
Yes, please, even a dessert, so that there is something edible,
We are willing to negotiate,
You are a lot, huh,
Yes, and there are more people up, The little girl is sleeping,
Ah, I thought the little girl was that, As he speaks like this still,
Well no,
We have only had Pelayo,
And we are very concerned that the people with whom they are related is at their height,
It is not so high either,
Oh, Monina, don't you know any manners?
The elbows do not put on the table,
Education is very important, Paulina,
Haven't your parents told you?
Are you a girl or a chimpanzee?
Oh!
And from now on, I'm not going to charge the
month to weight, I'm going to charge per person,
Because here there are more and more people and I don't rent,
Ok, per person, But each minor equals half a person,
So you will charge a
person every two children,
You want to reach an agreement now, please, that you have to continue with dinner,
We are already here with the second,
The service, Sorry, All right, right?
Yes, here, telling Paulita not
to put the elbows on the table,
And that children who are
bad, They are strong in their ass,
Because without education he is not going anywhere,
Yes, yes it leaves,
To your fourth punished without dinner, Paulita,
Thank you,
Oh! Oh, oh, oh! But what are you doing, a child?
Your son is kicking me below the table,
No, but quiet, this is not for rude, it is by gifted,
It has motor overexcitability,
Dani, serve, please,
- No, - And that is not for nursing?
No, it is called challenging denialism,
He seems so easy to eat dinner that
he refuses to show that he can do it,
Now, all this is worth until Monday,
Because as the results give us
and not gifted, It will be punished for a month,
- Can I start now? - No,
No no,
No! No, no, no!
What are you doing? Release that,
With hands, no,
Now, yes, eat,
But what do you do awake? And what are you giving the child?
I am giving him dinner,
Yes, of dinner, And see how you have put him,
To dad that you are,
Run, run before Dad arrives!
Dad, dad, come running, That
Cris is giving the baby to dinner,
As? Sorry,
Well, it is already having better than us,
What envy,
But, Cris, What have you done with the child?
It's just the pajamas,
There is Paquito,
In the end it will be a gifted,
She has taken her pajamas alone
and turned on the washing machine,
Let's wash the child,
Pelayo, you have nothing to tell us?
That you have been mouthless all night,
But who will be now?
Go!
Where is my son?
Paquito!
I already said that they could not be all of them,
Paquito!
I knew it, Stop trying to baptize my son,
Poor woman, We like to do charity and we
have her son in reception until she is rehabilitated,
They already understand me,
But what a poor woman, If it is Aunt Carmen,
Look that I told Paco, huh,
Don't even think about leaving the child with your brother who baptizes him,
You have very peculiar family relationships,
Well,,,
A small incident,
but I'm here,
Look, what I see positive for you is that the
traditional relationships of a lifetime are respected here,
Yes indeed,
Grandparents, parents, children,
Because you Who are you parents?
Marisa or Javier?
Of the two,
Well, I am Javier's mother
and this is Marisa's father,
But aren't you a couple?
We were rolled up, But I already spend him,
We do believe in traditional marriage and family,
In fact, we are going to marry three weeks,
But Pelayo was going to talk when they interrupted us,
And now what? Go!
Rodrigo, Eight is an entrepreneur, like you,
We are also very demanding with our son -in -law,
Take advantage,
My friends told me that 'life' is with 'V',
Well, if they apologize a second,
Accompany me to my office, please,
I would go to the other office,
Because in the end the broccoli has sat me worse than I believed,
A bug,
He had left the nursery,
Dinner did not go there,
No, the truth,
- Your family is a bit like that ,,, - As well as?
FRIQUIS, RARE PEOPLE,
Well, let's see, they have their things,
Well, his things, he says,
But nothing happens either, With moving from them ,,,
How to pass from them?
I'm not going to pass them, The same should go from you, right?
Why, let's see? If I am in a good family,
The important thing is not to be a good family, but to be a good family,
Let me intervene to tell you that what you said is beautiful,
And that makes me admire you even more,
If possible,
And this idiot who is?
Of course, Pelayo, I liked you more when you didn't open my mouth,
Did you know? That would go out before with this idiot that with you,
Please,,,
Oh really?
It's the most beautiful thing you've ever told me,
Is it possible that you have ascended one
more step on the ladder towards your heart?
Yes, Fernandito, now you are ,,,
The penultimate in my heart,
Penultimate? Take!
Well, we already have the results of your children's evidence,
Remember that this is not a competition,
Yes, yes, now, but go to the point, Is the winner?
Cocala, son!
Am I gifted?
Do you overwhelmed? Do not say nonsense, of course not,
But Dani either,
I am not gifted? Will I forget everything I know?
No, son, but you have finished the bargain of challenging denial
and motor overexcitability, Go to the car and wait for me quietly,
A little shot to celebrate it?
Conchy, I'm not gifted,
Wow, man, What meager has been the title,
Now I am lost again, If I am not gifted,
what is my destiny?
For addresses, ask Siri, I am for deeper things,
One more thing, Conchy,
Good afternoon, Don Javier,
Come, Fernandito, it was time,
I have Dani in the car waiting and I have to go for Paulita to basketball,
By the way, the other day when the hedge cuts, you left it very irregular,
You would have to be a little thinner,
Sorry, Don Javier,
But I think I'm not going to make more errands,
What's happening? You don't want to conquer your beloved's heart?
Of course,
But I think it will be easier to wait for you to discard everyone else,
I am already the penultimate on your list,
That's great, Fernandito, Now is the time to
tighten, that you have promoted a position,
Look, three walks to the dog, A washbasin to the car and we have it,
Cheer up,
Well, son, Well, I feel that you are not
gifted and that you are only superpesado,
Quiet, dad, I have already healed about that too,
Oh really? Is it over to find you every morning with
your eyes like plates looking at the roof?
I've been talking to Conchy long and lying
and I don't want to turn things around anymore,
That's very good,
As she says, what is the use of wondering
what is before death, if we are already
dead and what we don't know is what is before?
Very good, son, Put your belt,
Xavier,
Javier, can I ask you a question?
Yes, if it is not very deep,
It is very simple, ¿Quién es Manolo?
¿Manolo? What do I know,
Ah, ¿no lo sabes?
Well, he called you on the phone and when I took it, he didn't answer,
Then I called me and turned out to be a woman,
And then I saw you down the street with a blonde,
And Rosaura has told me that you have reserved hotels,
¿Rosaura te ha dicho?
But I am paying for your silence,
As?
Let's see, I'm going to tell you,
- Pero no te enfades, - Well,,,
Como a la niña le hace tanta ilusión casarse a la orilla del mar,
Well, I have reserved in a luxury hotel on the coast to celebrate the wedding,
Ah!
Manolo, the blonde, It is the organizer,
A Wedding Planner,
I have taken everything so secret so that I don't get me,
Because as you are so against, I had
convinced before giving you surprise,
What am I against?
A bit,
Are you serious?
What I don't understand is that you are so excited with this madness,
I thought they were going to happen to them, But as in the end they are
going to do it, what I want is for their wedding day to be as unforgettable as ours,
As so unforgettable as ours, they are ready,
What do you mean?
Nothing, I don't want to say anything,
Look, you know what?
That you are right, Let's enjoy,
And let it be, I don't know, What has to be,
You will wonder why we have gathered you here,
Well, you know that eight
and Sara want to marry,
And his illusion was to
do it on the seashore, so ,,,
We go to the beach,
Really, father -in -law?
Thanks, dad,
Fuck, what illusion will my mother do,
But if we don't know her, All this is absurd,
Well, I'm already
mentalized, of lost to the river,
We will know her there,
I do not present the parents of the next until the ceremony ends,
Well, I can't go,
I have the presentation of my movie,
But, daughter, how are you not going to your sister's wedding?
The family is the most important,
Well, that's why I do it, dad,
When you are old, you will want me to put you in a good residence,
And if it is for this hunger dead, you sleep in the street,
I think I'm going to have a conversation with all of you,
But it will be after the wedding,
But who is all these people?
Well, her husband has hired them to give a little atmosphere,
- This is more lucid, - Ah,
It seems incredible to me that children are going to marry today,
But well, as Javier says, You have to live the present,
And if not, they can always be divorced,
Woman, don't tell my face,
And do you think the mother of eight will arrive on time?
Because the ceremony has to start in ten minutes,
Quiet, who will arrive, calm,
What a bullshit, Going flowers
in front of the bride and groom,
Do you want to throw them?
I? Please,
Do you know why they send it to you?
Because you are the most dwarf
and you are closer to the ground,
Dad told me to threw their favorite,
My favorite sister is you,
Do you want us to throw them together?
Okay!
- Good afternoon, sir, Is it free? - Yeah,
Oh, how lucky, Because such
attractive men are usually taken,
Well, he has already seen us,
Neither moves, What's it called?
- Pedro, - Very good, Pedro,
Act naturally, Pedro,
Milagros, what
are you doing here?
The family seats are in the first row,
Already, but I have come with
companion and we want some intimacy,
As Toño has not been able to come, I saw this, I
liked it and I said: "Well, I wear it for the wedding,
" And don't you introduce me?
- Yes, it's called Pablo, - Pedro,
By memory does not go very fine, But it has its own denture,
And enough hair,
On the sides,
There comes eight!
Hello,
Delighted, Consuegra,
It seems incredible that we know each other on the altar,
You hardly arrive,
Too soon I arrive,
They have not yet put the open bar,
Look,
There is the bride, finally,
Oh, how beautiful,
Oh, daughter,
Yeah,
Family, friends,
We are gathered here to celebrate
The union of this couple,
That has been demonstrating how much they love each other,
Well, many ,,,
Let's proceed,
Marisa,
Do you want to renew your votes with Javier as your legitimate husband?
That?
Very happy anniversary, my love,
Surprise!
- I don't understand anything, - It's our 20th anniversary,
Our porcelain weddings,
Did you think I had forgotten?
I have organized all this to renew our votes and give you a surprise,
Do you mean children don't marry today?
No, of course no, They do not marry,
And that I have been distressed these weeks at all?
Not at all,
Are you happy?
Are you idiot?
There is no one who understands you, honey,
If I forget because I forget, If I am romantic because I am romantic,
And you?
How have you lent yourself to this?
Mom, do you remember my birthday?
Our anniversary is the 22 of next month,
But this year I don't remember him or dead,
And how do you forget, We will have it,
Boys, on the 22th next month, your mother and I turned 20 years old,
And I'm sure he won't remind me or dead,
Because he is almost looking forward to me to have it,
We are going to surprise you in style, this is the plan,
A reboda, but those who are going to pretend that you marry, are you,
- That? - Yes, man, father -in -law, you are freaking out,
I stay all my life ahead,
If you don't support me in this, no,
During next month, your dream is going to get married on the beach,
On the beach no, father -in -law, that the heels are buried,
Jo, I still have to tattoo, Make me piercings, travel
the world on a motorcycle, Travel with my friends ,,,
But let's see, that you are not going to marry, pringados,
That you just have to follow the roll, Fake everything,
You have to see the one you have lied, With how bad I
have had thinking that children were going to marry so young,
Well my love, And the relief you feel now?
In addition, you are already prepared, In case
they decide, God does not want it, marry one day,
Yes, today,
- That? - As?
Taking advantage of the fact that Marisa was already
made to the idea, we have talked to the priest and really married,
No, no, wait, Don't stay with me,
Dad, we would not have occurred to us,
In fact, It seemed crazy,
But you were so convincing when you explained to mom ,,,
No, no, no, Let's see, father, Will you not marry these children?
Well, the Church is not to despise weddings,
They have reduced a lot lately,
Already, but for that I am renewing my votes,
It is not necessary to want to raise the national quota at the expense of my family,
Nothing happens, Javier,
How do you say, You have to live the present,
And if they don't do well, They divorce,
No, love, no,
Yes, that is determined,
Very good, my son, Say yes!
Lady, you can go, Thanks for your services,
But how do you speak to the mother of eight?
It is not the mother of eight, Do you think we were going
to involve the authentic mother of eight at a false wedding?
So who is it?
Well, when you asked about her, We had to improvise,
Look, that of the bar I think it can be worth us,
That?
Come
Good morning, ma'am,
Hello good,
It is a bit achispada, But I think okay, right?
Ok, although it would be necessary to spab from it a little, right?
Either much,
If it's to make your mother,
Lady, would you like to win 50 euros?
Please,,,
But by 200, I do what you want,
I said, ma'am, You can go back to the bar,
Nothing is the wedding of my son and I don't miss it for anything,
Fuck, mom, how beautiful, I have excited myself,
Let's see, was anyone else in garlic?
They told me when the thing was already critical,
But dad ,,,
Agustín, for you to understand, The boys are not going to marry,
But I need you to offer your floor - to continue with the farce,
- Ah, ok,
Because I will need that floor,
As soon as I divorce from Pilar, I am on it, I march with your mother,
That you have to want,
As? And why didn't you ask me?
Because when I went to the park to ask you, you said you left me,
Because I thought you were going to leave me,
But what do you say?
They saw you in the park talking to your ex, telling
him that you would give anything to return with her,
To return with her, no,
For being free to get married with you,
Anything that would have asked me,
The family house, The apartment, the
car, as long as she gave me the divorce,
- And has you given it? - Yeah,
So you are divorced?
Yeah,
So why do we continue arguing instead of getting married at once?
Well, I say that,
Well ask me,
Milagros, do you want to marry with me?
- Yes I want, - Well, okay,
Well, very well,
Father, whenever you want,
Look, I'm going to ask in the air and everyone
who wants to marry, answers yes and that's it,
One moment, Are we all crazy?
No one marries any other than us, which are our porcelain weddings,
Javier, we are all ready,
Come, man, who have bitter me all these weeks
preparing the surprise, do not now bitter the surprise too,
Okay,
Well, come, to see,
Half of the people who are here want
the other half as their legitimate husband?
Yes I want!
The other half, do you want the first half as your legitimate wife?
Yes I want!
Well, I declare you ,,,
One moment,
But what happens? Do you also want to marry?
No, if I have a husband,
But today is the International Pizza Day and left me lying,
It was in case, since we are,
You could baptize the child,
Because I spend my life in suspense in case they baptize it to betrayal,
Of course, man,
Without problem, but wait for the wedding command to finish,
- I declare them ,,, - Wait, Hop,
Daughter!
Go, the one that was missing, What do you want, do communion again, pretty?
What happened? The press conference?
The family is much more important than any press conference,
What will your sister get married and you are here for the press conference?
No, love,
Run at your sister's wedding, Look, The family is always the most important,
Remember what I tell you,
It doesn't matter where you get,
If you don't do it with the people
who love you, it is absolutely useless,
Thank you so much,
"Thanks you,
" With what he likes to suck camera, He stays here and stole the prominence,
Well, I already brought her, That if it wasn't for Iberia Express, we didn't arrive,
- I'm going to the pool,
- No, no man, stay and also get married, Since it has come,
No, very friendly, but I appreciate it as if I had married,
Do not tell me that you have come here and you will go without marrying,
Sure, woman, if one is left over, Look, I give it to you, It is there,
Rosaura, that you sat quickly, that here if not, they marry it,
Well, if no one else points and nobody
has to say anything now or shut up
forever, I declare all husbands and women,
They can kiss whoever corresponds,
Well, live the bride and groom! Long live the boyfriends!
Good!
Bravo!
♪ Sometimes it appears in the morning, ♪
♪ Shooting smiles and garlands, ♪
♪ Sometimes a minute of joy becomes a day or two, ♪
♪ Sometimes a frost cloud catches you, ♪
♪ It deceives you and leaves you happy and happy and wraps you ♪
♪ On the outside and inside the sun's rays, ♪
♪ How lucky to have you ♪
♪ When it dawns and you tell me "I love you," ♪
So this was what hid his wife,
I already said that it was impossible for you to have an adventure,
Ah, do you think about all this?
By the way, be careful that maybe you have an adventure today is you,
- It's a very good boy, - No no,
♪ Sometimes we sneak through a hole ♪
♪ Losing the shirt and clock, ♪
♪ Sometimes it surprises us with a gesture ♪
♪ That cat peeked to the balcony, ♪
♪ Sometimes you are wrong and right, You give yourself and still want without being the best, ♪
♪ How lucky to have you ♪
♪ When it dawns and you tell me "I love you," ♪
♪ love you so strong ♪
♪ The universe trembles with emotion, ♪
Oh, my children, I am so excited,
We will be so happy together,
But what does this lady say?
I don't know, but if you have a house, it is good for us, We no longer have your grandfather's,
Oh, sister -in -law, that we have celebrated your anniversary!
Sister -in -law, love, care, yes? Careful,
That you are worse than the mother of eight,
♪ And it's noon on the moon, ♪
♪ And it's salt season at sea, ♪
♪ And is improving before a great moment to start, ♪
♪ There are wedding bells, ♪
♪ After those clouds the sun will always come out, ♪
♪ You will never be alone or alone, ♪
♪ You will always have our love, ♪
Let's see, eight,
How are you not going to be my favorite son?
What head can?
If you are the only one I want without
being bound by the ties of the blood,
Boys, you won't
have believed it, right?
Boys, hey, calm, Boys, guys, which was a joke,
If I have said it jokingly! I have said it jokingly!
No, I have said it jokingly!