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VISIT THAILAND NOW!
Hello? It is me, How far have we come?
- We are pretty much at the finish line, - Really? That I must say,
And the doll? Is it out of the way?
Yes, You do not have to worry about it anymore,
Great, And what about their main witness?
Do not worry,
- They have no main witness, - I like to hear that,
And the list, do you have it?
I'm standing with it right here, All names and addresses,
There are no loose ends here, You're halfway out in freedom, Eberfrø,
Such, Then I was curious to see who can stop me now,
Restrained breathing vigilant gaze in the eye ice
water in the bloodstream nerves outside of clothing
when the moon hangs high above the city's roofs the
hooded avenger summons out and claims the city back
next level time to get the chalk the shoes take you
by the neck up the hill towards a higher 'plateau
next level drop all about stopping 'while the game is go'
ready for next level the gentleman's to'er next level
no one scrapes on the laurels and that's how it will be
it go 'lir man lig' gi'r it a gear to the
next level the tension rises it says itself
that if you put your ass at slap height, it
burns the citizen's stones in his limp doze
shielded by a completely without superpowers and
helpless war on the paths traps in the tunnels
sneaks around in the bushes and gives the bullies
on the gills the batmobile is at the door so hop in
observe patrolling in my hood like Robin you say you do
not understand why it's something I have to take care of
but I ask 'so if not' I do who the hell does then?
Next level it's to strike when now you can 'it
not' just let the shit stand but take care of it
next level people who just give up are then too flat you
have the responsibility that you take so can you take it?
Next level asserts you with slamming sails in addition
to both stepper poles and stone roofs and bricks
next level gi'r gas gi'r ik 'room for error runs
vertically up the wall even though the wall is steep,
- Good morning, - Good morning, men,
- Do you want some breakfast? - Yes please,
- Is it under the cement? - Did you see,
- Hello! - Hey darling,
- Well, how did it go? - It went great! Sune?
- I play! - Sune just gets a game,,,
- Come right down! I have good news! - I am coming!
- Good morning, Ash, - Good morning, Jørn,
- No, Jørn, Did we not agree on,,, - It's summer vacation,
- Bass! How many can you take? - Go for it, There must be to Ash,
- Are they from the vegan baker? - No, Has it not gone bankrupt?
- Why do you have paint on your hands? - Uh,,,
Well, listen here, friends, I've been working on my digestive app, -
- and I've hit some speed bumps, but it's been worth it,
- Did you sell it, honey? - Not just sold it,
Nordic Fitness has bought the rights and hired me -
- as a master coach and chief developer for their nutrition program,
But it is absolutely incredible! Jørn as boss!
- Oh yeah, - Congratulations,
- Fucking nice, father, - So, Sune, The language,
But that is not the only thing, That's it, An advance of 150,000 kroner,
That's a fucking lie,
Yeah, it's just too wild, is it?
I want to celebrate it by inviting you all on a holiday,
- Are we going to travel? - It's fantastic!
- Cool! - Where are we going then?
We'll have to vote on it, so I've made a suggestion box, -
- and then the idea is that you write your wish and put it down in,,,
- So you put it in the box? - Could we not come to Spain?
Now we just think about it, and then we use the suggestion box,
- It is also exciting in Germany, Or Spain,
- Frankfurt for example, - Hey, you need the box, honey,
- I know, - You've absolutely amazing, honey,
- Think we're going out to travel, - Yeah right?
- Yes, wuhu! - The bladder,
Hi, this is Jessica,,,
,,,'s answering machine, I'm doing something important, Leave a message,
Hi, this is Ash, Did you get my messages? It's been a while,,,
- And I miss you so much! Mice! - Do not!
- What are you going to vote for? - Frankfurt,
- You don 't damn well do that! - And you do not talk to each other,
- Do not you write Spain? - Why?
The rattan pipes come from there, That is, those you can eat,
- They are only called rattan in Denmark, - They are called churros all over the world,
It means fried dough in Spanish, I googled it,
Why are you going to Spain? You can only walk in Tivoli,
We can damn well not go on holiday in Tivoli, Come on, Ash,
Spain! Spain! Spain!
If I write Spain, do you mind going out?
- Yes! Fat, brother! Two for everyone! - Mm,
Or,,, Fuck Frankfurt!
How long do I have to wait? There 'nothing
to pick up at least equal' if we 'okay
how icy is your heart? Every time I check
it is the same thing I can see on my display
three dots looking at me for an eternity
three dots with an absolutely eerie power
three dots no words but fairly clear message three
dots say everything you are not allowed to say,
Parkour! The parkour! Street movement!
Invented in Jamaica by the newspaper bidders in response to snow,
- Such! More energy! - Relax now, She writes well,
Are you not boyfriends? You then stood and kissed for the closing party,
We have not talked for a week and I have written several times,
- Why do not you go over there? - I can not come roaring,
87,5% of all women prefer their partner to be more proactive,
However, drive past her on the way home,
- Girls love to be spontaneous, - And fragrant,
Ash! Concentration! Have you got a handle on that leap?
Yes, No, Not quite,
Then it's a bad time to hold a talk club,
- Come on, Ash, - Yes, you have it this time,
Come on! Wuhu!
- Not to hell! - Fuck,
Ash! Where is your confidence? Now get up a little,
Obstacles are not real, They exist only in your mind,
Then get started!
Hey, Jess,,, What's up, Jessica?
Well, I was just passing by on my way home from training,
You know,,, I'm training, Yes, are you crazy?
Goddav, Ash, I was making yellow peas, Do you want to come in?
- Is Jessica home? - It's her,
- She's been waiting for you with longing, - Has she?
She has been beautifying herself for over an hour now,
Jessica? It's the prince on the white horse!
Are you going to taste? Yellow peas, Ash, There is nothing better,
- I think I'm standing, - It lacks pesto,
- Hi! Ash? What are you doing here? - Hi! Yes, I'm going for something,,,
- No, Jessica has a guy visiting! - What's up, bad boy!
- No, okay, It's just Ash, - False alarm anyway, Hey, girlie,
- Hey, Mie, - It's me who's Fie,
- No, that was right enough, - Well, sorry, It is me,
Hey Baby, Are we coming too early? He's not coming, is he?
- No, we agreed without children, right? - Highfive!
- Can 't you just go up? - If you prefer to be free of us,,,
Getting a price tag right on your forehead, Sale, 50 percent,
- Hashtag yellow and free, Hashtag used strollers,
It's super cute that you look past, but it's not so good today,
- I'm going to a party, - Can I just come along?
Yes, but it's just because it's some down from high school,
I'm not saying you're childish or anything,,,
- No, is it Marco who's calling? - No, we'm just waiting for Jessica,
- He's just such a bad boy, - Jessica, hurry up,
Ash, see you just one of these days, right?
Bad boy?
- Hello? - So what, you took over for Jessica?
No, I just got a little busy,
Odysseus? After all that with Glenn and that,,,
Won't you say I was such a bad boy?
- No, okay, Why is it so fun? - You're just a completely different type,
You're like,,, You're just so,,, so Ash,
But Glenn and the fight?
Bad boy, it's more about how to talk to the girls,
Self-confidence, like, The girls love when you wear the driver's jersey and say:
- Hey, trunte, that's how it will be! - Trunte? Okay,
- How funny are you, Ash? Bad boy, - Odysseus?
Hello? Odysseus?
You drive like a broken arm, man,
- Is it really you? Off for satan! - Nice to see you,
Do you realize how much I have missed you? I thought you were dead,
I'm damn well then, I've been dead for 400 years,
- Yes, but so completely dead, - You are probably never completely dead,
Lift me up, There's something wrong, man,
- I can feel it, - Shit, Maybe your leg is broken?
There must be something wrong with our mission since I show up here,
- So you did not come by yourself? - A spirit does not go on a cozy visit,
We are bound to each other by a promise of revenge on a child killer,
- I thought we had done it, - We have to find out what happened,
But first the most important thing, Do you have a cold bowl at home?
I did not think it was a cozy visit,
No one says we must not feel comfortable while we take revenge,
Take care of your stomach, Hedgehogs can not tolerate milk,
Fuck milk, I just need cold bowl, Well, that was the mission,
Hm, "Narcotics toy giant is released, The evidence has disappeared,"
- There's something about this, - In the one there?
Yes, wait a minute,
Phillip Eberfrø, who is in prison for murder and drug smuggling, -
- is now released, as all evidence against him has disappeared,
The checkered teddy bear has been lost from an otherwise guarded store of evidence,
I was no teddy bear!
The crown witness, child factory manager Chan Bam Yu, has been found dead,
It's him with the bamboo stick,
A list of ten children who were witnesses has also disappeared,
The prosecutor has no legal power -
- to detain Eber seeds,
Still, Eberfrø's lawyer, Carsten Nokken Gahn, is not satisfied,
No, I'm not happy, The judge has confiscated Mr Eberfrø's passport,
- so that he can not leave Thailand until the case is closed,
My client is innocent and has suffered a little unnecessarily in prison,
The judge refuses to release him before the 16th,
It's next week!
A week is a long time in jail,
We have to be there,
In Thailand? I promised Sune we were going to Spain,
You promised Eberfrø would go to jail, You're still in debt to me,
Because you pushed Glenn? Am I not paying rocker-like interest on that debt?
- We still lack evidence, - Then we have to find some evidence,
- We can not just do that, - Hello, we're ninjas,
Then we have to improvise,
You said "we"? You said "we" are ninjas,
Wouldn't one then say that we were such a reasonable bad boy-like?
Yeah, so okay, I'm a ninja,
So I guess I'm reasonably bad boy-like,
- But what am I then? - A child?
If I'm on a mission, am I not a ninja too?
Ninja is not something you can become that way,
- It's something you were born for, - Now,
But if you help with the mission, then it's probably only fair, -
- that you are quite exceptionally appointed as a ninja apprentice,
- Really? - And it's damn sick bad boy,
You can start by finding out how we get to Thailand,
Ash? When, mom's little vet,
It's hugely cute, but you have to have him out in the shed,
Jørn has had an allergic reaction to the fact that there is an animal in the house,
- Is he allergic to hedgehogs? - Do we have any antihistamines?
He must live out in the shed,
You do not mean that, I can 't damn well be here,
- Not very long at least, - You have to move to another body,
We can not have a hedgehog in the plane,
- I've thrown my teddy bears out, - I'm not going to be a teddy bear!
- So is there such a thing as this? - And there is such a thing as this,
- It has movable legs, - And tits!
- I'm not supposed to be a bitch, - The Middle Ages are over,
- Girls are just as good as boys, - Yes, for sewing and cooking,
- What? - Sy!
Who is sick?
Take a bread-free morning you
can not blow with flour in your mouth,
Mother?
Celiac disease gluten free
- remove it so you 'sweet, - Mother?
Celiac disease one's bread the other's,,,
- Hello! Mother! - Yes?
Can you,,, Do you remember my checkered ninja?
Yes, the one from Uncle Stewart? Where did it actually go?
I lost it, So I was wondering if you could sew a new one for me?
- A ninja doll? - Same size and with button eyes,
- You remember what it looked like, right? - Ork jo,
I actually think I have some delicious checkered fabric over in the punching bag,
No one pulls out! I just need to get my camera, It's for the app,
It will be exciting where we are going on holiday,
- Around it,,, - Spain!
And remember, one does not talk about the journey, One can easily influence each other,
See you later, Where is the nudist beach? Olé!
Hm,,, Mother?
I saw this super cool movie on YouTube called,,,
,,, "Thailand - vegan paradise",
- Vegans? - Yes, there is virtually no meat,
After all, they are Buddhists and very preoccupied with spiritual development,
It could be fun to watch one day,
We're not talking about what we're voting for, are we?
Well no, honey,
I'm happy too, as long as we're together,
Then I can easily walk around Frankfurt and eat pork,
Thailand - vegan paradise,
THAILAND TRAVEL
KAH SI ATH PRISON
Siren? This is it, We open the suggestion box,
Ash, are you coming? We have to play ear advice!
The situation is now that there are four votes left in the ballot box,
You can not vote for yourself, and you can not vote blank,
Yes,
So, Fnuggi, We just need to be able to be here all together,
I'm done with your teddy bear, It's just gotten so cute,
Frankfurt,
Hm, Spain,
- What? Thailand, - Now,
Still voice, That is, the last vote can be decisive,
Uh, now?
And,,,
- Thailand? - Wuhu! What '?
- It's exciting, huh? - Yes,,,
Thailand, it's expensive,,, or far away, And is not it rainy season?
This is the best time to travel to Thailand, And the cheapest,
See for yourself the price of this hotel, Well, that's just a suggestion,
But it is super well located, Yes, I actually booked it,
Mom's little tour guide,
- You're fucking a shit, you are! - Sune!
Tell me, have you talked together?
Uh,,, I'm going straight out and looking at the hedgehog,
Hi, Jessica, It is me, I'm going on holiday here now, -
- but as soon as I get home, the two of us will see each other,
And so it will be, Trunte,
Otherwise, you can also just call when you get this message, Bye Bye,
Hey, I have good news! We're going to Thailand!
- Are you okay? - Yes i am fine,
It's all that cold bowl,
You're completely hot, Your heart,
We must have you in the new body!
Mother! Did you finish my ninja doll?
Yes! I hope you like it, There were some of the details,,,
It's perfect, Mom, Thanks,
- T,N,, I have your body, - Just style it from you,
- So only here? - And then hurry out!
- Well,,, - Now!
Well you peace, There's a thunderclap in the air, huh?
- Well, do you like it? - Yes,,,
Doesn't it just look like the old one on a dot?
I look like shit! Such a dick-bitch pattern!
- That was all my mother had, - You do not have such a substance,
Unless building bulletin boards for Santa, I scratch,
In return, you are 100% organic, And now you can move freely,
I can not do that, People will think I'm a girl, Checkered girl ninja,
Does it matter? It's about what's inside,
What's inside? I weigh the same as Sune, Is it rice?
I think it's yellow peas, There is nothing better,
I'm mega heavy in the ass, And I do not even have a sword,
You've got an apprentice, I've made sure we're going to Thailand,
So we could not just try to focus on the mission?
Preserved, You're right, apprentice, The mission above all,
Across country and cities to the end of the
world show style on new and foreign land
ready for adventure get to know yourself get
that smile on the stamp shell at the bottom
now we're on our way so come if you need a
roof and pack your gear because now we're off
forget your guilt and shame now we fire it off
for the road it goes forward we do not look back,
Well then, I guess I have to say, huh? What do you say, Fnuggi?
I say it's far from Spain, Dibs for the window seat!
We must have turned off the air conditioning, It goes straight into the sinuses,
Well, there's notepad, And a shoehorn,
It's something of a hotel you've found, And so at that price,
And what an environment,
- What kind of cement block is it? - The Great Kah Si Ath Prison,
Why the hell did you choose us to live right next to a prison?
They have delicious breakfasts, It should not surprise me if they have churros,
- And at that price, - It's cheaper outside the city center,
And it's a business hotel, so it's easier to deduct in taxes,
Well, mom's little accountant, Come, Jørn, we must sleep in here,
Connecting doors, Luxury,
- So what? - Then we're in Thailand,
- Already? What time is it? Quarter to 12, Eber seeds are released at, 2,
- Well, Then we have four,,, - Two hours and a quarter,
- We have to be there on time, - And what do we do afterwards?
- Why are you talking to your teddy bear? - Can not you just take care of yourself?
How can it be that it is so gay?
Just because it has hearts on?
Both that, but also a bit of that with it just being so gay,
- And what if it's gay? - You keep it up in your own bed,
- Do not you think it tastes? - Yes, it has super taste, In women's clothing,
Well, what does the squad say? Who wants to go out and overthrow Thailand?
Hello, family, Welcome, Do you want to buy?
- Can 't we rent scooters, Dad? - What? No, it's too dangerous,
- A drone! May I not have it here? - Is not it very expensive, Fnuggi?
No meat, I am a vegetarian,
- This one, please, - Thanks,
- No, god, Jørn! Look, fish therapy! - What?
You should try it, It just had to be that healthy,
- Should not we do it? I give, - Okay,
Good day, Do we have to try the fish?
You have to take three quarters of an hour if it is to work,
- Yes, three quarters of an hour, - Shall we wait for it?
- So I'm hungry, - Then buy yourself that drone,
It can be your holiday gift, It's something we usually drive with,
- It's not that fun, is it? - It's the fish! Eye, where it springs!
Do not you just think it springs, Jørn?
Uh,,, Hm,,, No,,,
- May I walk around a bit alone? - Alone? Oh, you know what,,,
Siren, Ash is getting big, He needs to find himself,
Okay then, Mom's little lonely wanderer,
- Why does Ash have to walk around alone? - You are also welcome to walk around,
I do not like to walk around alone, Ad, a cat! I hate cats,
- Why do not you walk around together? - No! Or,,,
I need to find myself, Alone,
Find yourself? You're damn right there,
We reached it, He has not come out yet,
Case in point: The controversial toy manufacturer Phillip Eberfrø -
- released today on bail from Kah Si Ath Prison,,,
- What time is it? - Five minutes in, I have something,
- To me? What is it? - Something you're been missing,
- So you're ready for a mission, - Is it a sword?
But hey, nothing with killing and blood and that sort of thing,
- No no, What kind of sword is that? - It's from a computer game,
So you do not know which one is in, I bought the last one,
The sword is not just a weapon, That's the ninja's identity!
And now it looks like something's going on in there,
This is it!
Sir, Eber seeds?
- Eber seeds! - Take me!
- Take a look at this! - See and listen,
- Eber seeds! - Hello!
- Bye Bye, Hello Hello, - Can I ask a question?
- How does it feel to be released? - It's a big day for me,
And for the rule of law,
Excuse me, Phillip, how are the conditions in the Thai prisons?
If you are used to the hotels in Thailand, then there is probably not much difference,
But it's somewhat easier to get a knife in the stomach than a cold cola,
- What should happen now? - Now I have to have a cold cola,
How does it feel to kill a little boy with a bamboo stick?
- It was not,,, I have not,,, - I do not quite understand,,,
Now one is innocent until proven guilty,
And then I think we say thank you for now, Come on, Phillip,
- Sir, Eber seeds! - I said "thank you for today",
- Did you kill anyone? - We must have an answer!
- You do not lose sight of him! - Pardon?
Follow that car!
- Welcome, Do you want a table? - Thanks, The usual,
- Just a moment, - She's cute, huh?
Then you should see her little sister, It's damn good,,,
- Good day, Glug, glug? - And Sprite, please,
- Sprite? Okay, How cute, - What did she say?
- She said you looked cool, - I list closer,
- Okay, Be careful, - Yes Yes, I'm listening, you're watching,
- Here you go, - Do you still need a cola?
Not to mention, I think we should have champagne,
There is something to celebrate, Cheers for the freedom,
Yes, cheers,
- Listen, is he looking at us? - Who? That guy?
Hello? Yes,,,
- Phillip, it's just a child, - Yes,
You're right, I'm probably just a little paranoid,
- Sprite for you, - Very funny,
- Hello? - Hi, Have you come to Thailand?
I did not want to disturb, How are you doing with it all?
I'm fine, But I can not talk now,
Do you have the list of children's names?
It is located in the club, It was not easy to get hold of,
- You may have talked to Jessica? - Uh no, Why?
She has her tongue down in his mouth the plastic rocker,
What are you talking about?
- I think 20,000 euros for the list, - Then we say it,
- And you manage the children yourself? - I have no problem with that,
You've seen the pictures, haven't you?
- What about some pictures? You better just check them out,
If the police find the children before you, you can wave goodbye to your freedom,
- I'm well aware of that, - Only we agree,
What the hell?
- What the hell is she doing? - Hey! Human being!
Such are girls, Ash, They can not resist a bad boy,
Are you there?
Ash?
Hello?
Let's meet at the club, You need to look at ladies,
Right now, I'm only interested in getting my fingers in those kids,
Uh, that sounded a little wrong, Shall we say at 10 o'clock?
- Talk to me, - Shit!
- Then you can also just reach the bank, - Yes, Cheers,
Then you're done, child killer!
What? No thanks, Go away,
- Are you there? - I have to run,
Thanks,
It suddenly got so hot, I think I want to go home,
Fine, I have to get up and train anyway, See you later, Remember the money,
Shit, now he's leaving,
- Tuk-tuk, tak, - So after him!
- Are you going now? It will be 50 baht, - Sorry, for a moment,
Oh no! Pis!
- The lawyers! - Let's drive,
- Fuck, - What were you doing?
- The mission above all, - It was Jessica,,,
- Ouch! You scratch, - On the other hand, I am 100% organic,
- Did you hear anything? - The lawyer has the list of children,
If we can get our fingers in the list and give it to the police, then Eberfrø is done,
- Where is it? - It's in the club,
- Which club? - Yes, I did not get to hear that,
- Fuck, Pardon, What do we do? - Tell me, are you asking me about it?
We can sit here and wait for a trail to fall from the sky,
- Did you say "club"? - Yes,
"Lucky Fucky Club,"
- Is this where we should eat? - Yes, A little further down,
- Imagine that you are inviting us to dinner, - Yes, you surprised me there,
Well yes, but well, now you've given a vacation,
- Well yes, of course I have, - I want to give a little again,
- I do not like you have to pay, - But I want to,
Ash explores his role as a man, It is important that we do not stand in the way,
Mother's little, big male boy, - Søreme is a festive street,
Hi, this is Jessica,,,'s answering machine,
I'm doing something important, so leave a message,
It is me, Can't you just call? I want to talk to you, So hey,
- Now you're out of that phone! - What is she thinking about?
What are you thinking? Are you okay with your lady sniffing with that cream egg?
It was on the cheek, It could be she was her cousin,
Then that's what you're thinking, Then you can concentrate on the mission,
Hello, family, You look like George Michael,
Well, I do not know, It must be the hat,
- Do you want a family photo? - Oh god, it's men,
That's funny, Sune, Come on, we'll take a picture with them,
- Say orange, - Do you have anything for me?
We're going up here,
- How did you find this place? - On the Internet, It gets good reviews,
- It looks really authentic, - It's total rubbish,
- Can't we go on the Mac? - Play a little on your iPad,
Hello, family, Do you want something to drink?
- Shouldn't we start with a drink? - I can only drink water,
- Grab a drink, That's my turn, - Really? Mom's little fleet home,
- Then I have to have three Sprite, - Then I take such a Sexy Bitch,
Then I would like to ask for this Flaming Boytoy,
- I think they're setting it on fire, - Uh, Cola, please,
- I start by finding a toilet, - Should not we order food first?
- It's a little urgent, Order for me, - Do you have a racing belly?
- I do not feel so good, - Could not you bring this?
And then put a cross next to the consistency that comes closest?
I have made a profile for each of you, You will probably get your own login, -
- when I have fixed the last bugs in the family sharing function,
- Pardon, - Ah!
Reach,,,
I'm a guy who fires it out on prey with the rake today I
do not know what I want 'but I'm down with fur or coat'
- No children in here, - My father is in there,
- I said "no kids in here", - Yes, but my father is,,,
Fis af,
- Well done, bad boy, - What do you want me to do?
We have to find another way in, There is a window,
I jump up and see if you can get into the club,
I think it's the lawyer's office, Hurry up!
Up there? Well, that's pretty far, What if we are discovered?
The mission above all, Do you want to be a ninja, or do you not want to be a ninja?
So you do not have to make it harder than it is,
He must have kept that list here somewhere, Come on, we have to find it,
- Kill it there! - Hey, it's Jessica, Hello?
- Hi, Ash, this is Jessica, - Yes? Hello,
I'm calling because you need to hear it from myself,
I think you're wildly cute, I'm probably just more into another type,
- Okay, So the bad boy type? - So yes,
I would have told you the other day, but,,,
Yes, but you did not,
Honestly, the timing was just a little bad,
- Seriously? - Ash,,,
I'll have to run,
- What are you doing? - Somebody's coming,
,,, if you want to keep those fingers, then you have to pay,
Do you want something to drink? Just sit down,
I prefer to stand, I was constantly sitting in jail,
- You have to stay in place, - It's not like in Denmark,
- There was the list, - Well,
- And here's the money, - Yes please,
- It's the only copy of the list? - That's it, yes,
I can not guarantee the prosecutor will not track down the children,
- Then I have to come first, - That was a bit my point,
They are spread all over Thailand, The top is closest to Bangkok,
- Then start there, - With him here? Honey Bee Tessanie?
Yes, it's so a girl,
There is no address, Only "Koh Ho Ann" and then "restaurant" in parentheses,
She was adopted by a family that runs a restaurant on Koh Ho Ann,
- It's a small island close to Bangkok, - I've heard of it,
I know a Dane who owns a diving center on Koh Ho Ann,
He still does not pick up the phone, He's been gone a long time,
Things take time, Try calling my,
- A Dane? - He usually is an interpreter for me,
- I could pay him a visit, - It's stupid to involve more people,
He is somehow already involved,
What '? Tell me,,,
What happens?
- Who the hell are you? - Good day,
- Have you seen my football? - What? Are you Danish?
- No, Or yes, Or what'? - What are you doing here?
I do not like it, Can't you recognize him? He was at the cafe,
You're right, Tell me, are you following us?
- Answer when I talk to you! - It does not work,
You're right, Phillip, Hurry up, Watch the list,
- Then the two of us should have a little chat, - What are you doing?
I could ask you that, What are you doing here?
That list is mine,
Well, my dad's sitting inside the club, and then I lost my ball, -
- and then it jumped in here,,,
You are full of lies, There is only one guest at the club and he is close to 70,
- It could very well be my father, - It's good with you,
Say orange!
- Do you have anything for me? - Do you have anything for me?
- Oh!
Maybe you remember better without ears,
It might be wasting too much,
Then this one is better,
Now you have to answer my questions, If you're lying,,, What have you heard?
Fuck!
I have not heard anything! I swear!
Just a pity, kid, Then we must hope some of them are baby teeth,
- Pardon, Is this a toilet? - Out! This is private,
Preserved, Good word again,
- Uncle Stewart! - Askeladen? What are you doing here?
- The boy has committed a burglary, - It's otherwise something of a jewel,
- Are you the whole family here, or what? - Piss out with you, old man,
Do you know what's tiring about such a quadruple gold ring?
- It hugs the teddy bears like that! - Ah!
Beware, I was about to spill my beer,
Maybe this is not a place for a kid your age either?
So, hole in one, skipper,
Well, cheers! So, so, What are you doing in a place like this?
I should,,, I had,,,
I am in, I was also out with the rake myself early,
I remember once in the pillow room,,, No, wait, That was when I became a temp,
- You do not say anything to my mother? - Not a word,
Where is her family?
- Where does he go? - Does he not take it? Well, there he is,
Oh, Ash, Where have you been?
Hello on the terrace, is there room on the mattress?
- Uncle Stewart! - Yessirena!
Eye, you smell of booze, Delicious! See who I found,
- What? - Sheep?
Yes, the toilet was broken, so I just had to run over to,,,
- There we bumped right into each other, - What in the world are you doing here?
I work damn well then, Right now there is land law, Have you ordered?
- Do you not want to eat with me, uncle? - There is not much space,
I have just eaten, but you can always just squeeze a bite more,
Is not that right, Rune? Boat-boat, And what about you, Tonny?
You've got a hat that wants something, Yes, I wonder what it is it wants,
You have chosen the best restaurant in all of Soi Cowboy,
- Are you ready to order? - Yes, and sai bai gai,
And then a biki lau with extra chockbaii without cilantro,
- Okay, Lady? - Can you not order for me?
- Something vegan, - Then I just know what you need,
Dai mai tai sai lai bai gai gai gai with extra samsai, Yes?
- Flai kai mai? - No no, Only with flai lai,
- And five beers, please, - Only you drink beer,
I think so as well, You order your own drinks,
Then I snatch such a Cucumber Cock block,
So I have to try this Purple Rim Job,
Ad,,,
- This vegetable is really delicious, - It is well,
- What is it called? - That one? It's called porkuplant,
You were telling me that, Should one then stand and stare down into the barrel?
Yes, that's just part of it, Then you check the consistency,,,
And Jørn is so good, not too, Jørn? He's sold it for fitness,
Yes, I just need to have come up with a proper name,
- What did you call it? - Jørn's app on digestion and bowel movements,
No, it could be more mundane, What about "Steer on the sack"?
Or "Dus med dunken"? - Here's the bill,
- It was actually for you, Ash, - Are you letting the kid pay, Jürgen?
Ash has invited today,
- He wanted to go to this place, - Well, so he wanted to?
Janus, shouldn't we two adult alpha males in the herd now share this?
- Well, I now think that,,, - You have your pride, I'm a guest,
You're allowed to take it yourself, Jacob, Cheers to Jakob then!
Cheers, Jakob! - Jørn, Cheers, cheers,
After all, there is only one question that comes to mind,
What are we gonna do tomorrow? And what time should I pick you up?
I refuse to spend my vacation with that man,
Of course, honey, But it's so sweet that he wants to show us around,
- I convene a family crisis meeting, - Where is the minibar just mini!
- What are you thinking? You left me, - I had to put after the list,
We are on a mission! You forget it when the phone rings,
You forget everything else, You left me in the lurch!
- Oh, relax, Iodine on, We shared, - Seriously?
- Stewart is the all-time tour guide, - Ha! Then I prefer to get lost,
Sune, can you not get Ash? We have to find out what we do,
- You're a bad friend, - You're a bad ninja,
A block around the leg, I should have chopped the idiot down,
- Now we're here without a list,,, - You did not get the list?
- No, because I smoked when it came,,, - Okay, so you failed your mission?
- But then you can remember the name of the island? - That's what you have an apprentice for!
Do you not have control over it? Do you have the name of that island?
And what if I do not have? Then you have failed those children just like those in the hut,
- Plus me, who you have also failed, - It was under the belt,
- Who are you talking to, Laske? - With my,,, teddy bear,
- Well, the teddy bear? - Yes exactly,
- Yes, it looks a little silly, - What? Well does it not?
- There is a crisis meeting for the adults, - Okay,
Shouldn't you bring it in?
It does not matter, It's fine without me, Are you coming?
We'll be hanging out with him all holiday,
If you do not want to be with him, I say so,
- You do not mention me, do you? - No,
You know Uncle Stewart, He gets hurt if we do not want to see him,
- Then he must be hurt, - Yes, but he can get very angry,
- Oh God, What do we do? - Oops,
I have an idea, I have found this wonderful place,
A small island, not far from Bangkok, It's called Koh Ho Ann,
- We should have churros, - We will not reach that,
There is a small ferry from Bangkok to Koh Ho Ann once a day,
- So we have to travel tomorrow at 8, - Then we're busy,
- Have you seen my lenses? - You do not wear lenses,
I have them!
- Then we're going on, uncle, - My underpants, Dad!
We'll take a ferry early tomorrow,
- Okay, hey hey, - Did he get very angry?
No, He could easily understand that we wanted to move on,
Dibs for the window seat!
Ha ha, Such!
- There are no more tickets, - All tickets have been picked up,
- I have reserved four pieces, - Who may have taken them?
Good morning on the pier, are there aphids in the dress?
- Uncle Stewart! What are you doing here? - You forgot to order for me,
Well, but it even went, They just had one left, Shall we?
Magnificent barge, Like you, Sirene, It dresses you with a hangover,
I was so damn moved when you called and told me we're leaving now,
It's otherwise a pair of brand-smart shoes,
Piss good with the hat, Real jydeski,
They add the last desperate whiff of a mid-crisis real estate agent,
No, What '? Well, I've tried that,
I thought you had booked for me, There are no more tickets,
I can not leave until tomorrow morning,
Yes!
- Then we lighten the anchor! - Dad, can we rent scooters on the island?
- No, I'm getting a little sick, - I want a lost turtle,
- Ad, Sirene! - Yes, there was a headwind, Jan,
- Do you want something to drink? - Yessirs, five beers, please,
Then I try such a Long Island Iced Tea,
- It must be a double, - It's tea, right?
- There was just one more cabin for you, - How cute are you?
- I can lie in the crack between you, - It was just missing,
- We can talk about that, Sirene, - I have also been to the Eiffel Tower,
Hi, ladies, Will you lubricate me in the back?
Then I can smear you in front,
Reach, Delicate crickets,
- King Cobra Farm? - What?
- Very good, - Yes please,
This is just absolutely beautiful, huh? How is your cabin?
- Superfed, - Look, a zoo with snakes,
- Exciting, huh '? - A farm? Okay,
- Are you not going to the beach? - We're on the beach,
- Outdoor, - Outdoors is garbage,
- Jørn has bought cinnamon croissants,,, - Dibs for the first one!
- Are you going into the water? - No, I want to look around a bit,
Oh, mom's little adventurer,
- Well, enjoy your sightseeing, - I'm going out to find Honey Bee,
- Good luck with that, - There are only 12 restaurants on the island,
- I'll probably find her, - You're in control of it, I will be here,
I do not mind having you with me, You're just letting me down, Again,
And when you then fail again, I chop the pig down when he comes tomorrow,
- Fine! - Fine!
It is important not to dehydrate,
Yes, I'm focused on that, Cheers, Hjalmar,
- Are you going again now? - I just need to buy a soda,
I will come along, I need some chips,
- I'm buying some for you, okay? - Tell me, do you not want me with you?
No, actually not, okay?
Can you not let me be instead of running on my heels?
I do not know what you're up to, But I'll probably find out,
Pardon? I'm looking for a girl, Honey Bee?
- No, Sorry, - Okay, Thanks,
Do you know Honey Bee?
Street up street down tired toes facial sweat
each turn a stone and I think I'm suffering '
no clue 'a word hide game I go and stare the girl
I'm looking for is like sunk in the bare ground
back straight head up forward march ik 'stop into the
fight up with the steam along the ramp full gallop
one-man army so it's let down by my best friend planing
the town around Honey Bee where the hell are you going '?
- Can I help you? - I'm looking for a girl, Honey Bee,
- Honey? - Yes, Honey Bee,
Just a moment,
- Like this? - Oh!
I do not get it, It was the last restaurant on the island,
- Oh shit! - Ouch!
Oh no! I'm so sorry, Are you okay?
- Off for satan,,, - What? Are you Danish?
- I could not stop, - It was me who,,, Was it yours?
Yes please, I own the local dive center here on the island,
- Jeppe, - Ash,
- Diving center,,, Can you speak Thai? - Yes, liquid,
- So you're also an interpreter? - Uh, yeah,,,
I think the two of us should have a talk, About a common acquaintance we have,
- Who? - Phillip Eberfrø,
I would have said something, but I was afraid of what he might come up with,
- And then he came to jail, - But now he has been released,
- And now he's coming for the kids, - It's awful,
- And he's coming tomorrow? - His first victim is Honey Bee,
- She lives here on the island, - Where?
She lives with a family that has a restaurant, I've been everywhere,
Try to hear, Ash, That man must be stopped,
- I will do everything I can, - Could you find Honey Bee?
I know God and everyone, Give me some time to call around,
Let's meet here at Six thirty,
I have found the interpreter! From the children's factory, Jeppe,
He's run into me on a scooter, He will help us,
- Finding Honey Bee, - So you gossiped?
Relax, He also wants the shovel under Eberfrø,
- We have to meet him at,,, - What?
- Tell me, did you touch the drone? - Me? No,
Why is it so red?
- We're revealed, - You have to do it ten times, bitches!
- I,,, - Hello, How does it do that?
- Healthy,,, - Magic or demonic forces?
I think you've got too little water,
It may also be that I just need to show the footage to the adults,
The footage of you and your little, feminine, heart-obsessed, -
- princess sword-swinging, perfume-smelling teddy bear,,,
Ouch!
- Stop! - I'm murdering him!
Hurry up to say sorry!
- Now, for hell! - Oh yes, Slap off, Sorry then,
- Next time you're done! - Then you stop, Now we're talking nicely,
- It can talk and move! - I'm not a "it"!
- What do you say? He or she? - Just try to say "she",
- T,N, is a warrior,,, - What does it stand for?
You do not have to say that, He's too stupid to hear that,
"Tøsenisse"?
We are in the middle of a mission, It concerns life or death for a lot of children,
- It's important you do not gossip, - I understand that,
- I'm not saying anything to anyone, - Thanks,
- So if you take me with you, - What?
We should not have that nerd with us, We have no idea if we can trust him,
- And then he's piss ugly, - I do not have hearts on my clothes,
- No, you have sauce, - Finished keeping me out,
I think that would be cool,,, Could you stay here and keep watch?
It's important to be kept vigil while I talk to Jeppe,
- If you dare to sit out here alone? - I easily dare,
Ad! A cat!
- Do you have nerves for this? - Stands T,N, for "pretty cute"?
You look a bit like a kangaroo baby when you sit there in your bag,
- Oops! Take care of the cat! - Ah!
- I'm going inside, Sune, you're giving the signal, - Aye, aye, sir,
- Hi Jeppe, - What? Hi, Ash, Come in,
- Well, did you catch anyone? - Yes, you can just count on it,
- Good day, I took an earlier boat, - Yes, my boat,
You might not think I saw you at the ferry? I have to ask for your phone,
Good job, Jeppe, And did you have the address of the girl?
- You? So it was all just a trap? - I regret, I owe money,
You're not doing anything to him?
You're not interested in me being jailed for life, are you?
- They're going to kill me! - Now shut up!
- You're so done, whore face! - Fuck!
What '?
- No! - What?
- Do you think that will stop me? - What the hell?
What happens?
- T,N,! No! - Human being,,,
Thanks for the puppet show,
Carsten, should we not go out and have dinner with Honey Bee?
Yes, I just put a cup of coffee over for the kid,
- What are you doing, cock face? - It can jump in the air,
- What's a weird teddy bear? - It looks like the one from the factory,
- Only in an incredibly silly version, - Fuck you, you horse dick eater!
- Hey! Off, Into the depot, - Let it go!
It's you who moves your mouth, Points to control it without hands,
That's not cool, I do not want us to leave the boy here,
Neither should you, All witnesses must be removed, Did I not say that?
Can you have fun? We'll just find Honey Bee,
- Remember to keep your ears closed, - No! Wait! Wait!
Help! Help! Sune!
Oh! Mm,
- Help! Help! - Sune!
- It's hopeless, - No, we must not lose heart,
The criminals want to kill Honey Bee, and we're trapped in a dive shop,
- See to get us out! - What should I be able to do?
It's time for you to show what you're capable of, apprentice,
I'm not good for anything, You said it yourself, I'm just a kid,
- Did I say that? - You were right,
Gu I did not have then, That's the dumbest thing I've ever said,
- Look how far we have come, - I would not have come anywhere without you,
I can not do this alone, I'm not a ninja,
And I'm not a bad boy, I'm just,,, Ash,
- You're right, - What?
You're just Ash, But should I tell you something?
You do not have to be a shit else, You are exactly who you need to be,
And you may not be able to see it for yourself, But I can see it,
You arranged the trip to Thailand and you remembered the name of,,,
- Koh Ho Ann? - The island, yes, And you got us out here,
Yes, and I gossiped to Jeppe, and I got locked up in here,
I lost ten children on my watch, Do not fuck if I want to lose one more,
So you do not mind not shooting yourself down?
And then look to get us out of here,
- I have an idea, - There you go,
But I'll probably tear your eyes off a bit,
I mean it, You walk away, Mm,
Three, two, one,
You put them back on, Such a piss,
- If they're gone, I'll hack you, - Good luck with that,
- There's just a little dot, - Uh!
- Are you ready? - I have to pee, Guy, for hell!
Sune? Sune?
- Hello? - What? Who calls?
Here, for hell, Sune! Look now!
Make a sound!
Ash is locked inside the store,
Hurry up, Switch off the hob,
- Where's Ash? - I'm here! Sune! Well done,
- Let's come after them, - We have to get Jeppe out,
He can damn well lie and die here, We have to get him out on the street,
He sold you to those psychopaths, The mission above all!
It's not just about the mission, We must be able to look ourselves in the eye,
Tag fat, Sune, One two Three!
- Did you not turn off the hob? - Yes, I tore the plug out of the wall,
That was the wrong plug! Out!
- There they are! - Where?
- Right there! - I'm temporarily visually impaired,
- They just drove past us by car, - Then we never catch them,
- We have no idea where they're going, - The,,, restaurant,,,
Cobra Farm?
"The restaurant opens tonight," That's why it's not on the map,
- Hurry up,,, - Scooter! Yes!
It's going pretty fast, huh?
- Is it still just straight? - Yes, just follow the road,
If it's straight, say so before you turn,
Beware! Oh, shit!
- You can take my chocolate lenses, - Do you always think about filling up?
- It was to fill you, - You're a genius!
- What? When,,, - Of course!
We are looking for King Cobra Farm? In English please,
- Is it here? - No, further to the left,
- But,,, Carsten! Hurry up! - What?
- Pis! He's seen us! - Hurry to get me patched,
- Such, - That was better, Do you have my eyes?
Wait a minute, Sune, you have to turn at the sign!
Damn it, too,
- They're still there, - What do we do?
- We'll have to shake them off, - How?
- There! On the jungle, - Okay, hold on,
- Condemned! - The boys can do it, After the girl!
- Are they getting eyes? - Yes, Two seconds,
- Like, I can see, - Fuck! Sorry!
Did you lose it? Then you are careful with the other,
- Hurry up a bit! - Okay, that's good enough,
Hey, it's important not to dehydrate,
Yes! Well done!
Beware!
- They are shooting, - Well done, Fnuggi,
- It must be in there, - There they come,
Go! Hurry up!
Then I said, "You just have to have that laundry ready on Friday, best,"
Thanks,
- Up the stairs! - Okay,
What '?
- What happens? - Uh,,,
Ha! He can not do anything to her here with all those witnesses,
Shit!
I have her, Phillip, Get the car,
- Forward, apprentice! Sune, after Eberfrø, Quickly!
- Phillip, here, - Great,
- Hey! - I have her,
Off for satan!
No,,, Shoot, Carsten,
Olé, motherfucker!
Lorteunger!
Fuck! Sune!
I'll help him, You have to save the girl, We're not leaving anyone behind, are we?
Your little,,, You're done,
And you're ugly,
Honey Bee?
He is gone, He's gone,
It is okay, I have come to help you,
What '?
Cheated again,
- Such! - I'm in control of this, Go!
Aye, aye, skipper,
Fuck,
Ash! Ash, are you in there?
- We're here, Sune! - Open up! Then open up!
Die, teddy bear,
- What? - What?
I,,, am,,, not,,, anyone,,, a teddy bear!
Ah, piss too,
You do not get away with it, You have left traces,
There are lots of gas cans, I burn the whole barn off,
- You do not touch her! - Then we'll just start with you,
What '?
Take it, dung beetle,
Like that, Ash! Beware!
Yes! Take the gun, Ash!
- Stop! - What?
You stop! I will shoot!
Oh no!
Ouch! Off for,,,
Well done, brother!
- What about the lawyer? - We have arranged him,
Or you have, I've found out what T,N, stands for,
- "Top Nice", - You saved our ass with that drone,
Oh yeah, And I got to film it all and livestream it to the web,
Now everyone can see how big an idiot Eberfroo he is, Or was,
What '?
Hello? Yes hello, What '?
Yes, he's standing here, Yes, wait,
It's for you, Ash, It's Jessica,
- Hello? - Hi, Ash, It's Jessica,
I saw there where you kicked the gun out of the hand of him that clammy,
- It was like you were someone else, - Okay, And then you called?
- Because I seemed like someone else? - No, but you're a total bad boy,
No, I'm just Ash,
Honey Bee,
- I have to run, - Are you okay?
Yes, me? Yes, I'm totally okay,
But honestly, the timing is just a little bad,
- What? - Oh what!
- Hashtag the one that got away, - The hashtag train has run,
- Hashtag peppermint! - Hashtag Gone with the Wind,
Hashtag Sliding Doors,
- Uh! Oops! - Luxury,
- Thank you, boys, - Churros! Total happy ending,
It's damn well done, Then you just get a free dinner,
- They saved a little girl, uncle, - Yes, that was just fine,
- Mom's little superhero, - Yes, and Dad's little,,,
- Kongecobra? - No meat for me, I'm vegina,
It is neither fish nor bird, It must then count as vegetables,
- No, uncle, Meat is meat, - As they say at Damhuskroen,
Can you enter some puddles?
I'm developing a recognition software, -
- which can help one to categorize, A bit like Vivino,
You take a picture of calories, and then the phone can recognize,,,
- No, James! - I'm going to the bathroom,
You should rat out with Shazam,
Hello? Are you there?
T,N,? T,N,?
- What? - I had to make sure you were here,
Now that the mission is over, You do not leave without saying goodbye?
No, Of course not,
- Well, I have something for you, - To me?
Yes, I found a tailor down town,
- Did you buy me a tailor? - Idiot,
- Wow! A new body! - Yes, I ordered it yesterday,
- I did not know that,,, - Is it real cashmere?
It's Thai silk, I have not been able to find another sword,
This is actually not that crazy at all,
- Otherwise it's some shiny buttons, - The color was maybe a little more you,
But of course it's a little too late now,
Man,,, Our mission is over, so,,,
But I was thinking that maybe I should hang out a little bit,
Or not here, Well, you know,,, At home, Or if now we,,,
Tell me, are you standing and asking if we should move together?
Of course you have to stay, you checkered fool,
Also for safety's sake, You never know what might happen,
- No, that's just it, - We ninjas must stick together,
- You said "we", - Yes I did,
- What are you doing? - Are you not going to try it?
I have been allowed to take time off so we can be followed home to Denmark,
A double gin &amp; tonic, please,
What happens?
Ash has a little crunch in the stomach, - That I must say,
Get ready with the app, Jørn, Or what is your name?
- How's it sitting? - Right in the closet, Now they can come,
Who?
Whoever,
This party is dying, Ash, tap on that karaoke system,
Like that, then something happens,
Papa-san? What's his name? Tanowat? It's a damn sweet girl you have there,
Beautiful girl, Worth a lot of money in Denmark,
No, it's gas, Now you get some syrup here, Listen carefully,
I like to cook when there are guests in my home
I'm not a Gordon Ramsay but a notch it's easy
you can spice it up with fried eggs and a little pearl onion from
the frost, but whatever you see, try it so it's still everyday food
if the dish it is to be corrected it must have the right
twist you must give it a little thai That is the whole secret,
Then you get chili and lemongrass and monkey brain
in panang and insects deep fried in deep fried dough
there durian durian with galangal and diller
in pendant your taste buds are going to rejoice
just give it a little thai You can use it in other situations,
Here the other day I saw a boxing match and it was on TV3 it
was old men in swimming shorts and they were tired you could see
one packed 'slatne blow him the other he was almost paralyzed
the last 8 rounds they stood on cheek dancing and on hugs
such a show must have a little go and you do not have from
me it should ask for a little thai Are you about to be there?
Then you get a sprinkle of toothpaste for your knokurt you get
elbow bouillabaisse and a silk rope around the forehead adorns you
you get circular knees in the mouth you get shins in
the face you get towels with turns and legs with sweeps
just give it a little thai,
Are you going to see a couple of dance steps? Let me just get up here sometime,
Sorry, Jørn! It can be cleaned,
Uncle Stewart? It is a very stereotypical view of Thailand,
There's just one more verse here,
I often get a sour hip from hanging out at a café
so I get a mass 'massage' at Fald på Knæ Allé
the therapist's name is Birtha and she is a semi-dry biscuit
there is not much ramasjang by lying on Birtha's couch
but it can be fixed with a trick and now you just get a praj
it just has to have 'thai And it can not get too little of it,
Then you are kneaded under the belt by a girl
who can 'grab' every tension and myosis loosens
and a happy ending it will only be for 800 baht
so if you are straight on and hard want to ask me
then I have to answer you knuckle there 'damn only one
way and you get on chalk if not' you have a shrimp '
all in all, take it and give it a little thai,
Yessirenas!
It is good, Just let go, Go away with you, bitch, You get a blood spout,
I do not have to wear a wreath, I have a pollen allergy!
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