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(water sloshing) (birds chirping)
(door creaking)
(feet shuffling)
(water running)
(gas hissing)
(phone ringing)
(whoosh) (beep)
- man: [Hi, Since when have you stopped driving?]
[How's the brassy broad gonna get around now?]
[It's Russell, by the way, I know it's been a while,]
[I've been a bit busy, actually,]
[performing and loving it,]
[So yeah, I'll drop in soon for the wheels,,,]
[and for one of your famous feasts,]
[Thanks for the card, Miss you,]
(electronic music)
- ♪♪ Everybody's got a little secret ♪
♪ Maybe I'll tell you mine ♪
♪ Bring yourself just a little bit closer ♪
♪ A stranger in the night ♪
♪ Something good can be hard to swallow ♪
♪ The simple paradise ♪
♪ Slow down if you wanna be my lover ♪
♪ New touch in the moonlight ♪
(whooping)
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh How far ♪
♪ How far should we go ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
(muffled music)
- What if I took a month off, and,,,
we went to,,,
I don't know, New York or LA, and,,,
we'll get you some new headshots,
meet some new agents,,,
We always said that we wanted to live somewhere else,
Could be good,
We'll get you back into acting,
- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪♪
(audience cheering)
- I just can't watch you do this,,,
gay variety show shit anymore,
(melancholic music)
- Normally, I'd be introducing
the legendary Longshlonged Fairy,
but the bitch has taken her pompadour
to the city of brotherly love
to win big, So, instead,
I give you Fishy Falters, (cheers and applause)
(pulsing electronic music)
- What the hell, man? You're on!
(soft music)
(dog whining)
- Where are you gonna go?
- Don't forget Cindy's Liver Sprinkles,
She won't eat without it,
- What about money?
Stay, - I stocked the freezer,
You're good for a month,
(soft music)
(gate creaking)
(beeping)
(soft music)
(thunder rumbling)
(rain tapping)
- Do I look like a slot machine?
You want your bags or not, Cleopatra?
(dropping bags)
- Hello?
(door creaking and closing)
(door creaking)
Hello?
- Get the hell out of my house, you prowling son of a bitch!
- Hi, Grams,
- Russell,
So, to what do I owe this,,,
long-awaited yet highly unnerving surprise?
Is that my handwriting? God, barely legible,
- Did you burn your hair? - What would make you say that?
- Well, it's burnt,
- You should talk, You look like you've been hit with a shovel,
I wasn't expecting company, you know,
- Shall I make us dinner, then? - Oh, please,
(slamming door)
(plastic crinkling)
(clanking)
- It's very good, darling, What is that?
- It's your meatloaf,
- I should cook more often,
So, to what do I owe
this much-anticipated visit? - I'm here for the car,
- It's in mint condition, I'll have you know,
Any trips planned?
- To the end of the earth,
- If you find it, darling,
please, draw me a map, (laughing)
Well, isn't this nice?
You'll stay and cook for me, I hope,
- Actually, from here I plan to, uh,,,
check out this acting workshop,
- Oh,
Well, you might wanna get your hair cut first, And some rest,
- I've been busy, I guess,
- Oh? Good,
And how is, um,,, oh, um,,,
- Justin? - I know his name,
- He's fine,
- It's a shame he didn't join you,
- He's fine, Grams,
- Well, stay as long as you need,
- I'll be hitting the road in the morning,
- How very efficient,
(soft music)
(door creaking)
(engine roaring)
♪♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm heading in the right direction ♪
♪ I'm heading in the right direction ♪
(muffled music)
♪ I love you ♪
♪ Everything is arranged because of you ♪
♪ Now there's no more pain in my heart ♪
♪ Since you told me we'd never part ♪
♪ I love you ♪
♪ I'm heading in the right direction ♪
♪ I'm heading in the right,,, ♪♪
(muffled music)
(garage door opening)
- ♪ Now you're telling me to stop ♪
- Oh, darling, Good God, - I just,,,
nodded off, It's no big deal, (engine and music stops)
- You know, your grandfather thought himself an artist,
(chuckling)
I think this car would,,, would,,,
really be good for sale,
If I put it up for sale,
I think I just might do that,
Goodnight, darling,
Leaving already? - I've got the workshop,
- Are you taking the car?
- Nope,
- How will you get there?
- Don't worry about it,
- This workshop starts straight away, then?
Where'd you say it was? - East of here,
- How precise,
- I'm not exactly sure where it is yet,
- Well, I should think you'd wanna find out,
since you're practically on your way,
- I'll get to it,
- A man without directions,
Very unattractive, darling,
(car honking)
- It was good to see you, Grams,
(thunder rumbling)
- Russell, darling?
Could you come back inside for a moment, please?
- Jesus! - I'm not myself, darling,
I'm sure you've noticed,
Could you help me into the shower?
This feels wonderful,
It's been a while, - Since you had a shower?
- Well, I hardly do anything, so I can't possibly be very dirty,
- Maybe I should,,, call Mom,
- No, no, no, no, no, She'd rush over here
like some kind of bullet train and take me to that place,
All because I'm a little sleep deprived,
- Does she know that you're having trouble sleeping?
- Just leave it, darling,
Worry about yourself,
(car honking)
- Pop the trunk, - Pony up, Mufasa,
I've been here like twenty minutes,
- I was gonna stop at an ATM,
- Well, I guess it's gonna be
another one from your collection, huh?
Hey, if you ever sort out your cash situation, let me know,
I can get you the harder stuff,
- You better be off, then,
- I think I'll stay, For a bit,
(soft music)
Maybe you could hold off on putting the car up for sale?
- Put it up for sale?
I kept it for you,
(chuckling)
- Come on,
(cars passing by)
(phone ringing)
(sighing)
(lively music)
(patrons laughing and chatting)
(glass clinking)
(soft rock music)
- What can I do for you, handsome?
- Is this some sort of gay night?
- County and college queers need a lighthouse, I'm it,
- Well, let's ante it up then, shall we?
Let me pick one,
(music stops)
(electronic pop music)
- ♪♪ Don't leave me behind ♪
♪ Can you see me, I'm shining ♪
♪ And it's you that I've been waiting to find ♪
♪ I'm holding it all tonight ♪♪
(slow ballad)
(glass clinking)
(birds chirping)
- You're certainly not an early riser, are you, darling?
(country music)
- ♪♪ I burned everything I own, left it in a pile ♪
♪ Smoldering ♪
♪ Took about on foot out into the wood like an animal ♪
♪ Hap'd upon a tree, slept there ♪
♪ Underneath the birds and planes ♪
♪ Woke up to find that I was alone ♪♪
- Russell! Oh! Oh!
- Sorry, Grams,
- That man was retarded,
(laughing)
What? He was, He was!
- I think he was just old,
- Careful,
- People don't say "retarded" anymore, Grams,
- Oh, for God's sake, darling,
- How much? For all of them, - My wife says some of them
are human, I don't know which ones,
- Pretty sure they're synthetic,
What do you think?
- Have you come down with cancer?
- She's got dementia,
- How 'bout a hundred bucks?
(gasping) - Margaret!
What a fabulous surprise!
Oh, how I've missed you at bridge!
Well, now who is this Greek god
glowing under the fluorescent lights?
I'm Jeanne,
- Russell, - This is my grandson,
- I can tell the girls I finally met the "actor",
Now, when are you gonna give this queen of yours
some great-grandkids, huh?
I already have five,
Five already,
Well, it's marvellous to see you out preparing
one of your famous feasts for the next generation,
Margaret, do please try and come to the next game,
Good to see you, Nice to meet you,
- Mm-hmm,
- Bitch,
- Ha! Grams!
- Next up is our arts and culture correspondent,
fresh off his book launch, in which he says fear is good,
Like self-doubt, fear is an indicator, Fear tells us,,,
- This is familiar,
- It's a news cycle, Grams, It repeats,
- Oh,
(snoring)
- The fire we reported at the old fire hall
is still burning out of control,
There are no reports of injuries,
but a three-block area has been evacuated,
You might want to avoid that route on the way home from work,
(door creaking)
(soft music)
(soft music and conversations)
- I'll put a brighter bulb in the lighthouse
if I can drink for free,
The name's Fishy Falters,
- Sold,
- You got a microphone? - Mm-mm,
- All you queers best pull out your iQueens
and text every homo you know,
because tonight, this place is getting a serious reno,
- ♪♪ I want, I want it all I want everything ♪
(pop music)
♪ Swirl it, twirl it, twerk it, swerve ♪
♪ Work it if you got the nerve Work it if you got the nerve ♪
♪ Swerlk! Swirl it, twirl it, twerk it, swerve ♪
♪ Work it if you got the nerve Work it if you got the nerve ♪
♪ Pull out your mommy's old roller skates ♪
♪ Put one of 'em on and, like, flamingo the other leg ♪
♪ Swirl it and twirl it And twerk it and swerve ♪
♪ And you know, like, do all of that ♪
♪ You can do that Girl, swerlk ♪
♪ Workin' so hard at the five and dime ♪
♪ So tired of the bump and grind ♪
♪ Want a day off but the boss say no ♪
♪ Tryna find a way to let go ♪
♪ Feels like nothing ever goes my way ♪
♪ Hustlin' for a little change ♪
♪ You know this life got me feeling low ♪
♪ Tryna find a way to let go ♪
♪ Swirl it, twirl it, twerk it, swerve ♪
♪ Work it if you got the nerve Swerlk ♪
♪ Just swerlk ♪
♪ Swirl it, twirl it, twerk it, swerve ♪
♪ Work it if you got the nerve Swerlk ♪
♪ Just swerlk, swerlk! ♪
♪ Can I help the next customer, please? ♪
♪ Oh no, you can't use that, honey, that coupon's expired ♪♪
- Russell? Russell Hill,
Derek! Derek Johnson! Trinity College '09!
This is my wife Molly, I live out here now,
Date night with the gays,
- I'm totally ape for Pointer Sisters,
- Scissor Sisters,
- So, this is, like, what you do now?
I thought you'd be in Hollywood, man,
- Derek!
- Seriously, You were gonna be like Andrew Garfield, no?
- This is just a hobby,
- Look at you! (chuckling)
- It's nice to meet you, - Aw,,,
How 'bout a shot?
You wanna hang out sometime? Toss a football around?
- I don't need the practice,
(muffled music)
- So what are you into, then?
- Sorry?
- I got the impression this was working for you,
Was I mistaken?
- Hard to say,
Alright,
In your regular threads, though,
(upbeat music)
- Sixty, - A hundred,
- Seventy-five,
- A hund-- - OK, fuck it,
- ♪♪ You've got me around your finger ♪
♪ You've got me hanging by a string ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ Have me under your thumb ♪
♪ You ♪
- What the hell is that? - Music, Grams, It plays music,
- The attic is a good place for it, then,
What are you doing up there, anyhow?
- Meditation!
- How contemporary,
- ♪ You've ♪
♪ Got me around your finger ♪♪
- Dear God,
- You said the room had no character,
- It sure as hell does now,
(lawnmower starts)
- You should get back into bridge,
- Oh, please,
- Beach?
- Shit, girl, I forgot my bikini,
You seem like a dog person,
- I do? - Yep,
Like a snout-kissing,
belly-rubbing, ear-scratching,
tail-pulling pooch cuddler, - OK,
So you're an actor? - Was,
- Was?
So, what, you're a drag queen now?
- Sometimes,
- Is that a legit job?
- Can be,
- What's the degree for that?
- So, uh, what about you?
What's your deal, anyway?
- I'm a student at Loyalist,
- Student of what?
- Anatomy, - Seriously,
- I don't feel like being serious,
Let's go swimming,
Take your time,
After you, - OK, OK,
Shit, it's cold,
Hey!
That was a little aggressive,
- Aren't you used to being humiliated?
(pop music)
- ♪♪ Can't help what I'm feeling ♪
♪ And I just won't let you go ♪
♪ Can't help what I'm feeling ♪♪
♪♪♪
- Miss Fishy getting a Brazilian or something?
- Those wigs are junkyard shit anyway,
(muffled music)
(exhaling softly)
(gasping)
(door opening and closing)
- You work here, right?
- Sort of,
- I'm on vacay at my sister-in-law's, right,
and she tells me there's some fantastic queen kicking around,
In bloody wine country!
Where is she? - That was a one-off,
- Oh, well, that's a fucking tragedy, ain't it?
Do I know you?
- Don't think so,
- I run Peckers, in the city, You heard of it? Peckers,
- Yeah, of course, It's an institution,
- Right, Best ass, best chest, pageant, and queens every night,
the whole fucking lot, So I always need new blood,
keep the roster fresh, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, well, I'll see if I can find her number for you,
- Good, 'Cause you see, if I find new blood,
I'll test it out, You know what I mean?
- Like I said, I'll see if I can find her number,
- 'Cause the boys who got the guts to put on face
and do it proper, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna help 'em out,
But I mean, there's only so much I can do,
Like a few weeks back, I had this new girl, right?
Ask me for a spot on the show on Satty,
was thinking of going professional-- the real deal,
And from what I heard, she got the tits for it,
But then she ditched without a word,
- What a bitch, - Yeah,
Jacqueline O'Nasty had to double up on the spot,
Well, she's earned it, I guess,
You see, my stage matters too much
for dilettantes or girls who haven't got titanium bollocks,
you know what I mean?
- Right,
- Bye, Hannah! See you tomorrow,
(electronic music)
- ♪♪ I'm going backwards through time at the speed of light ♪
♪ I'm yours, you're mine Two satellites ♪
♪ Not alone ♪
♪ No, we're not alone ♪
♪ A freeze-frame of your eye in the strobe light ♪
♪ Sweat dripping down from your brow, hold tight ♪
♪ Don't let go ♪
♪ Don't you let me go ♪
♪ And I never was smart with love ♪
♪ I let the bad ones in and the good ones go ♪
♪ But I'm gonna love you like I've never been hurt before ♪
♪ I'm gonna love you like I'm indestructible ♪
♪ Your love is ultra-magnetic and it's taking over ♪
♪ This is hardcore ♪
♪ And I'm indestructible ♪
♪ Hands up in the air like we don't care ♪
♪ We're shooting deep into space ♪
♪ And the lasers split the dark ♪
♪ Cut right through the dark ♪
♪ It's just us, we ignore the crowd dancing ♪
♪ Fall to the floor ♪
♪ Beats in my heart ♪
♪ Put your hand on my heart ♪
♪ And I never was smart with love ♪
♪ I let the bad ones in and the good ones go ♪
♪ But I'm gonna love you like I've never been hurt before ♪
♪ I'm gonna love you like I'm indestructible ♪
♪ Your love is ultra-magnetic and it's taking over ♪
♪ This is hardcore, ooh and I'm gonna love you like ♪
♪ I'm gonna love you like I've never been hurt before ♪
♪ I'm gonna love you like I'm indestructible ♪
♪ Your love is ultra-magnetic and it's taking over ♪
♪ This is hardcore ♪
♪ And I'm indestructible ♪♪
(birds chirping)
- Something is off,
- Oh, stop fussing, darling,
- Hey, Mom,
- Your mother
scared the living daylights out of me this morning,
- Mother, I come every month, same time,
- Whatever you say, darling,
- May I have some time with Russell alone, please?
- Ene, have you done something different with your hair?
- No,
- Oh,
She's a little testy at the moment,
- Hi, - Hi,
- How are you?
- Fine, How are you?
- Your grandmother seems to think that you've moved in,
- Well, that's one interpretation,
- Is there another one?
- No, Maybe, I don't know,
- I barely hear from you, and now suddenly
you're squatting at your grandmother's house,
- I am looking after her, - Where's Justin?
- At home,
(pouring cereal)
- Do you know what she told me this morning?
That she might have had a small stroke,
Apparently, she almost blew her head off,
Why the hell didn't you tell me that when you found her?
I've been trying to get her to Millbrook for months!
- Well, she doesn't want that,
- Of course she doesn't want that, Nobody wants that,
- Well, exactly,
- Look, I don't give a shit
about that right now,
Will you please tell me what the hell is going on?
You certainly can't be doing any auditions up here,
- I can't?
- Know anything about that?
It's underlined, Pretty out of character for your grandmother
to be writing $4,000 cheques these days,
Did Justin cut you off or something?
- Not exactly,
- Well, then what exactly?
- We broke up,
- Oh,,,
What happened?
Was it sudden?
Was it about money? - No, it was not about money,
- Well, your compatibility was,,,
never promising, astrologically,
(soft music)
- Very vibrant,
- At times,
(water running)
(broken glass sound)
(soft music)
(door creaking)
(soft music)
(door creaking)
- It's quite spacious,
Oh!
- Well,
- Plenty of wall space,
You said this was available immediately?
- Say the word,
- The view is very bucolic,
- Sometimes, I think,,,
your father had the right idea,
- Pardon me?
- He got off the bus
when he realised it wasn't going anywhere,
- May we have a minute, please? - Of course,
(heels clacking)
- The balcony is lovely, - Yeah,
Good for a quick exit, - Mother!
- If you're gonna imprison me here in this asylum,
why shouldn't I behave like a madwoman?
- Don't be so dramatic, - Oh, no,
What would you call it, then? - Keeping you safe,
- Oh God, darling, safe from what?
- Safe from what? Safe from falling down the stairs,
starvation, setting yourself on fire!
- Would that really be so bad?
Things are perfectly fine with Russell and me,
- He is stealing from you, Mother!
- Nonsense,
$4,000,
What the hell will I need the money for, anyway?
Less to pay for this hellhole,
(sighing) - Jesus,
Here we go,
Come on now, Hold my hand,
Hold this hand too,
You're good, You cleared it, OK, OK!
- Hungry?
- This is very good, darling,
Tell me, who does most of the cooking?
You or,,,
- Justin,
- I know his name!
- About even, I guess,
- Couples who cook together stay together,
- Ahem! Mother, tomorrow,
I'm going to meet with the real estate agent,
- Well, I should think you'd need my permission,
- You gave me your permission
when you gave me power of attorney,
- I don't know what that means,
- If you think Millbrook is such a prison,
we can talk about my place,
- Oh, God,
- That just horrifies you? - Oh, God,
- You're a Taurus,
I get it, - Oh, hell,
- Even if you did put the house on the market right away,
it could take months to sell out here,
- Quite right, darling, - Easy on the wine,
- Hey, Grams?
What's the story with this?
- I don't know what you're holding,
I'll be damned,
- She almost joined the Ice Capades,,,
- (both): But it was wartime,
- And? - I don't know, darling,
Part sport, part art form-- I couldn't explain it,
Seemed like a dead end, - That's quite the smile,
I've heard the story before,
I just wanted to hear it again,
(insects chirring)
(door opening and closing)
- I made you some tea, It's decaffeinated,
- Oh,
Good,
(sighing loudly)
- Can I have a hug, please?
Talk to me,
- What do you wanna know? - Russell,,,
- I,,, I don't know what to tell you,
- You were with him for years,
- Look, Mom, it's fine, OK?
I'll be fine,
- What about work?
- I can,,, work from out here,
You know, take the train into the city when I need to,
Find a sitter,
- So,,,
is he still supporting you?
- Mom, enough with the fucking money,
- Have you been cast in anything lately?
- Are we really doing this right now?
- Look,
you took a big risk, you chose something that is very difficult
and you're already tempestuous,
- Yes, yes, I am a shitty actor,
- I have always been very supportive of you,
But you're a Pisces, - Uh-huh,
- And this family has a history, - Yup,
(insects chirring)
- He made you so happy,
- He made you happy,
- I don't even know
what is going on, and you're being very defensive,
- He,,, met someone else,
- Well, he sure as hell will still be supporting you, then,
What an asshole! - Mom,
- Sorry, Sorry,
- Look, Grams and I have a good thing going,
- And by good thing, you mean paying yourself a salary?
- No,
I mean keeping her from having to move into that shithole,
- It's not a shithole! OK, it's,,,
a little drab, maybe,
- I'll repay the money, obviously,
- How?
- I actually found some work in town,
As a DJ,
- As in disc jockey?
- Yeah,
And I'm getting her back into bridge,
- OK,
(birds chirping)
(upbeat folk music)
- ♪♪ If you should ask any girl from the parish around ♪
♪ What pleases her most from her head to her toes ♪
♪ She'll say I'm not sure that it's business of yours ♪
- This is my favourite spot,
- ♪ But I do like to waltz with a log driver ♪
- It's impressive,
- ♪ To please both my parents, I've had to give way ♪
- But lonely,
- ♪ And dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers ♪
- Exactly,
- ♪ Their manners are fine, but their feet are of clay ♪
♪ And there's none with the style of my log driver ♪
♪ Now I've had my chances with all sorts of men ♪
♪ But none as so fine as my lad on the river ♪
- So do you bring all your dates here?
- ♪ If he asks me again ♪
- Only the slutty ones, (laughing)
- What's funny?
- ♪ For he goes birling down and down white water ♪
♪ That's where the log driver learns to step lightly ♪
♪ Yes, birling down and down white water ♪
♪ The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely ♪
♪ Birling down and down white water ♪
♪ That's where the log driver learns to step lightly ♪
♪ Yes, birling down and down white water, the log drive-- ♪♪
(birds chirping)
(knocking)
(knocking louder)
- Ene?
- So he lied about the cheating? - Yeah,
- Well, so? He likes drag,
So what?
- Yeah, for shits and giggles, sure,
But as a legit career?
- Well, is he any good?
- He wanted to be an actor, and now his sphere of ambition
has become bar stardom,
I do need to respect him,
- Hard to explain to the other suits
at law society events, I guess?
(indistinct music)
- What's up, darkness? - I need a job,
- What do you have in mind? - I'll DJ,
Thursday through Saturday, every week, 5 bucks cover at the door,
- This is the only gayish bar for a hundred klicks,
I don't do cover,
- OK, 300 a night, then,
- Oof,,, I mean, I could probably do 100 a night,
one night a week, and if you do it in drag,
- What, so basically I'm just a volunteer service around here?
- OK, easy there, sister, (door opening)
Sky, my girl! - Hey, Hannah,
Is Zach here yet? - He's not working tonight,
- We're meeting here for drinks, I'm Sky,
Zach's girlfriend,
(tense music)
(music and conversations)
- It's not particularly comfortable,
but it makes you feel like more of a man,
Hi, I'm Fishy,
- Luca,
- Sky,
- Hi, good to see you again,
- Did Sky here mention we've become acquainted?
- Oh yes, - You'll have to excuse me,
I was in a bit of a state,
See, Hannah can be sort of a battle-axe,
- Thought the DJ booth was dark tonight, Russell,
- We're all in the dark, seems like,
(ballad playing)
- Something to drink?
- Oh no, thank you, I'm turning over a new leaf,
- So,,,
You're the drag DJ,
- Oh, is that all that Zach's told you?
- If you don't mind, we don't really get to
hang out that often just the three of us,
- Hey, Zach, chill out, - Yeah, rude,
- So, um, drag, for you, is that like a gay thing
or a gender thing? - Drag isn't so much about
who or how you fuck as it is about saying,,,
fuck you,
You know, fuck you to the boxes,
Fuck you to the shame,
And fuck you to being your own whipping boy,
Anyway,
How 'bout I demonstrate?
May I?
(High School Confidential by Rough Trade)
(cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ She's a cool ♪
♪ Blonde scheming bitch ♪
♪ She make my body twitch ♪
♪ Walking down the corridor ♪
♪ You can hear ♪
♪ Her stilettos click ♪
♪ I want her so much ♪
♪ I feel sick ♪
♪ The girl can't help it ♪
♪ She really can't help it now ♪
♪ It's like a high school ♪
♪ A high school confidential ♪
♪ A high school ♪
♪ A high school confidential ♪
♪ Teenage Brandos stalk her in the halls ♪
(cheering)
♪ They tease her with cat calls ♪
♪ She's a combination ♪
♪ Anita Ekberg, Mamie Van Doren ♪
♪ Dagmar ♪
♪ A high school confidential ♪
♪ A high school ♪
♪ A high school confidential ♪
♪ What's the principal doing with her? ♪
♪ Who's that guy? Is he screwing with her? ♪
♪ What's her perfume? ♪
♪ Tigress by Fabergé ♪
♪ It make me cream my jeans when she comes my way ♪
♪ A high school ♪
♪ A high school confidential ♪
♪ A high school ♪
♪ A high school confidential ♪
♪ She drives a candy pink,,, ♪♪
(song continues muffled)
(sighing)
(gasping)
(soft music)
(creaking)
(soft music)
(Russell rummaging through closet)
- OK,,,
This'll do you nice, Now,
let's put on your face,
(soft music)
- Polly, Delia, this is Margaret, the Columbia grad,
We have all become such good friends
since my Bill died, haven't we, girls?
And Margaret, it is such a shame
that I forgot to invite you to the funeral,
(birds chirping)
- One heart? - Pass,
- You're so quiet, Margaret,
- I always get the damnedest hands,
- Oh, come now,
You and Bill used to take this table by storm,
But you never were one
to be lost without a man, were you?
- So am I to-- - Bid, Margaret,
- Pass, or depending on your count--
- Oh now, now, now, no, No, Marg is a very talented player,
My Bill wouldn't partner with anybody else,
would he, Margaret?
He always said that Margaret's impressive management career
made her ready for combat at the card table,
(stifled laughter)
(all laughing)
(engine starting)
(television playing)
- Vintage 2006 pot pie,
- That's an interesting combination,
- What?
- Pot pie and spirits,
(television playing indistinctly)
- I think it's the whole neighbourhood,
- Nonsense,
(crickets chirping)
Your grandfather, he fancied himself an artist, you know,
- Uh-huh,
- Well, he was just a drunk,
It practically ruined your mother,
- Well, she turned out alright,
- I'm surprised she can bring herself to talk about it,
- You're talking about it,
- Yes, darling, well, it's,,,
ancient history now,
If she was overprotective of you, that's why,
Made her weak, darling,
All that self-help nonsense,
- Well, she was pretty comfortable talking about it,
- Why must everybody talk about everything these days?
There's no shame, absolutely none,
- You brought it up,
- We're just thrilled that you didn't inherit the gene,
- What gene?
- He stole money to pay for booze,
(melancholic music)
From wherever he could, It was a terrible thing,
Of course I'm forgetful, darling, I forget things,
I'm sure that's what it is, I'm sure of it,
I don't care about the money, of course,
I just like to keep track of things,
(melancholic music)
- He overdosed on pills, right?
- That would've been far too elegant,
- How did he do it, then? - Don't be pushy, darling,
- I thought it was ancient history,
- Oh, for the love of God, drop it!
- It just seems like you specifically brought him up
to share the story with me,
- He jumped off a hotel balcony
and made a giant mess of a Manhattan sidewalk
for some blue-collar immigrant to deal with,
(exasperated sigh)
(lively music)
- ♪♪ I'm heading in the right direction ♪
♪ I'm heading in the right direction ♪
♪ Oh baby Heading in the right direction ♪
♪ Oh yeah I love you ♪
♪ My whole life has changed because of you ♪
♪ Everything is arranged because of you ♪
♪ Now there's no more pain in my heart ♪
♪ Since you told me we'd never part ♪
♪ I love you ♪
♪ I'm heading in the right direction ♪
♪ Oh yeah, I'm heading in the right direction ♪
♪ I'm heading in,,, in,,, in,,, ♪♪
(retching)
♪ I'm heading in the right direction ♪
♪ I'm heading in the right direction, oh baby ♪
♪ I'm heading in the right direction, oh yeah ♪
♪ I love you My whole life has changed ♪
♪ Because of you ♪
♪ Everything is arranged because of you ♪
♪ Now there's no more pain in my heart ♪♪
(insects chirring)
(birds chirping)
- I hope you're hungry,
I was up early, so I thought I'd make us breakfast,
- Well, this is lovely,
- I'm leaving,
- What?
- I've arranged for a service to come in
and check on you and bring you groceries,
I'll be back every week
until I work out something more permanent,
- Darling, I don't understand,
- This way, you can stay here,
And when Mom shows up,
she'll see that you don't need to move to Millbrook,
These are the phone numbers
and details you need,
Mine's in there too,
I owe you more, that's just an installment,
- Where are you going?
- I need to focus on acting,
and I can't do that out here, Look,
I can call Mom if you want, but I thought this way was better,
Grams, I'm sorry,
- You'll take the car?
You know, I remember,,,
when I got my driver's license,
Suddenly, so much freedom,
I need you to do something for me,
- Grams, I can't stay,
- I need you to get me some pills,
- What?
- Something strong,
so I can take fewer,
I'm serious, I'm tired,
What can I do? I'm no longer productive,
I don't add anything, I don't even,,,
remember what I like to do, - Then I'll stay,
- Darling, my whole life, I've been fighting for,,, something,
so preoccupied with,,, something,
but I couldn't for the life of me tell you what it is,
But you know your preoccupation, don't you?
This is as bad as I want it to get,
- Then I'll stay, I'll stay, - No, darling,
(sorrowful music)
(birds chirping)
(sorrowful music)
(birds chirping)
(engine starting)
(car driving away)
- He must be prepared, each day,
to confront his own self-sabotage,
- The attack occurred in the southern part of the country,
in what some describe as a hotbed--
(soft music)
- How's the food?
- Oh, it's fine,
- How about the activities?
- I don't really participate,
- Why not?
- I don't know, they don't interest me much, I guess,
(soft music)
- Well, what kind of activities are there?
- Oh, I couldn't say,
- So,,,
are you happy?
(soft music)
(sighing)
(birds chirping)
(music, cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ Optical illusion ♪
♪ Sexual confusion in the best way ♪
♪ Liberal perception, premature connection ♪
♪ Always hearsay ♪
♪ We are in the prime ♪
♪ Of our existence ♪
♪ But I think you know the truth, it's you ♪
♪ We are running blind ♪
♪ With no resistance ♪
♪ Why not give it a try? ♪
♪ Be a beautiful monstrosity When you're just getting by ♪
♪ And happily terminal ♪
♪ Yeah, breathe it in 'til we're high ♪
♪ Healthy isn't fun or amusing ♪ - Hey,
Russell, I'm Jacqueline O'Nasty,
- Well, Fishy Falters, actually,
- Oh, Oh, you,
The Polkaroo,
- Is Rene here? I need to get up there,
- Are you out of the treehouse?
- I have something really solid,
- You can show me your solid in the back room, if you like,
when I'm done, but right now what you need
is a little rye and reliability, OK, corn flake?
(muffled music)
(laughter and chatter)
- Hey, - No fucking entry, man,
- Rene, it's Russell, From the county,
- The closet queen,
(pop music)
- Can I get on stage tonight?
I have a thing I have to do,
(toilet flushing)
I'll do Monday nights,
- Every week for at least six weeks,
- Yeah,
- You'll get half rate after each show, including tonight,
You'll get the rest once you finish the whole lot,
In case you flake again,
Alright? - Mm-hmm,
- Let's hope, when you're finished,
Monday nights aren't such a fucking ghost town,
- ♪ Gimme what I want and it should be fine ♪
(cheers and applause)
(insects chirring)
(tense music)
- Mother, - Jesus, darling!
You mustn't sidle up like that,
- What are you doing?
- Oh, I'm just contemplating my navel,
- Where's Russell?
- Oh, he left,
- What?
- To develop some kind of character, I think,
Back to the city, anyway,
- So he just up and abandoned you?
- Oh no, someone will be coming in, He arranged it,
He wrote it down so I'll remember it,
(sighing)
- Everything's gonna be OK, Mother,
- I know it, darling, - Are you OK?
- I'm fine, I'm fine,
- Are you sure?
- You're kind, darling,
I never quite mastered that the way you have,
- Well, you had a tough go,
With Daddy,
- Maybe that's it,
- I need to find Russell, OK, I'll, uh,,, I'll be back soon,
Hopefully tomorrow, - OK, darling,
- OK,
(soft music)
- Fishy Falters, right? - A little under the gun, here,
- Oh, don't let me interrupt,
How long have you been at this? - What?
- (whispering): Fishy Falters,
- Couple of years, casually, - Hmm,
But not so casually anymore,
I got my start on a Monday, twenty years ago,
It's just interesting, you know,
how you strays swagger in off the street,
Tell me, Fishy, why do you do drag?
- Keeps me alive,
- Hm, And do you know why?
- Not especially,
- You're a boozer,
Or let me guess, You're an aging dancer,
Or you wanna be a woman, but you're not quite ready
for prime time daytime,
- Do you mind? - Then why?
- It just has me,
- Oh, That's it?
That's good,
I know what you're going through,
The other girls were gossiping
about your Houdini act, But I get it,
If I could go back and change it all,
I'd ditch the Manolo Blahniks for a Prada suit,
I'd get my ass in a Herman Miller chair,
I had great grades, - You're basically a legend,
- Someone's fantasy fetish, maybe,
He was a young fashion photographer, right,
and there was this impressionable young thing
willing to try out drag,
be his subject,,,
and then we were in love,
Twenty years later, he tells me I'm one of three husbands
that he's got in different corners of the continent
and that he's done flying,
- But you love it, And you're an artist,
- An artist,
- Didn't you just win in Philadelphia?
- Oh yes, That was when he decided to tell me,
so that the high would blunt the blow,
- Well, I admire you,
- Think about it, Fishy,
And in the meantime,
bienvenue,
(insects chirring)
(knocking)
(car drives away)
(indie pop music)
(people chattering)
(music continues playing)
- ♪♪ Excuse me for a while ♪
♪ While I'm wide-eyed and I'm so damn caught in the middle ♪
♪ I've excused you for a while ♪
♪ While I'm wide-eyed ♪
♪ And I'm so down caught in the middle ♪
♪ And a lion ♪
♪ A lion roars ♪
♪ Would you not listen? ♪
♪ If a child ♪
♪ A child cries ♪
♪ Would you not forgive them? ♪
♪ Yeah, I might seem so strong ♪
♪ Yeah, I might speak so long ♪
♪ I've never been so wrong ♪
♪ Yeah, I might seem so strong ♪
♪ Yeah, I might speak so long ♪
♪ I've never been so wrong ♪
♪ Excuse me for a while ♪
♪ Turn a blind eye with a stare caught right in the middle ♪
(muffled music)
♪ Have you wondered for a while ♪
♪ I have a feeling deep down ♪
♪ You're caught in the middle ♪
♪ If a lion ♪
♪ A lion roars ♪
♪ Would you not listen? ♪
♪ If a child ♪
♪ A child cries ♪
♪ Would you not forgive them? ♪♪
(soft music)
(pills rattling)
- And now, performing here every Monday until further notice,
I give you
Fishy Falters, (cheers and applause)
(soft music)
Closed Captioning by SETTE inc,
- ♪♪ It's a shot in the dark ♪
♪ And I just wanna see the light ♪
♪ Dustin' off, but I know I'm still waiting ♪
♪ To begin again ♪
♪ In the night, I wonder ♪
♪ If I could hold you ♪
♪ But it makes me colder ♪
♪ The more I show you ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ When the daylight is out ♪
♪ And I finally start to look around ♪
♪ I don't recognize anyone's faces ♪
♪ Don't even recognize myself ♪
♪ In the night, I wonder ♪
♪ If I could hold you ♪
♪ But it makes me colder ♪
♪ The more I show you ♪
♪ In the night, I wonder ♪
♪ If I could hold you ♪
♪ But it makes me colder ♪
♪ The more I show you ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪♪