The Beauty
We've been waiting for you! Where the hell were you?
Dad had to leave for London,
Then I had to help mom with some work,
Okay, tell me, why you guys called me here?
-As you know, We fail every time, -What?
-I see, -And you never fail,
So, you want me to fail along with you,
-Why do you always get it wrong? -No,
You guys are wrong,
All right, listen to me, this time we also want to pass,
-Okay, -Work hard, Study,
-We have a plan, -Okay,
The plan is that we'll go on a pilgrimage,
-I see, -Visit Mother Goddess,
-Okay, -Seek Her blessings,
-And pass with great grades, -All hail Mother,
-You see,
you've talked some sense for the first time,
It's good, go and seek blessings and expect to pass,
-Visit? We can't visit Her without you, -I see,
You see, you have a better image in our families,
-I see, -For our families, we are useless,
-Yes, -And if you agree to come with us
then we'll get the permission just like that,
Okay, so, you do want to fail me,
-No, man, it's not like that, -Then? Tell me?
Talking about going to a pilgrimage does not suit you guys,
-He got us, -He is our true friend,
-Obviously, -Rahul, tell him the truth,
-Now, listen, -Yes,
We are planning a trip to Goa,
Goa? Have you lost your mind?
We have our exams and you want to go for a trip?
No, I'm not going to Goa with you,
-Hear us out, -What?
Shraddha and Shikha are also going with us,
Great! So, you've planned it all,
I don't want to be dragged into this mess,
-Listen,,, -No,
-Sorry, -Hear us out,
We've thought about you too,
-How? -We've invited your girlfriend, Sweety?
-Sweety, -Yes, Sweety,
-It's not possible, -Is it?
Shraddha and Shikha, both are
in Sweety's house to convince her strict father,
-Now say, -Really?
Really,
Please, uncle,
-Please, -No, it's not possible,
Have you guys gone mad?
You have your exams and you are talking about a trip,
Uncle, at least hear us out,
If Sweety goes to pay a visit to Mother Goddess,,,
she'll definitely top the college,
Yes, uncle! She'll pass with good grades,
Easier said than done!
Good, no need to study, just seek blessings and you'll pass,
-Do you think I'm a fool? -Yes,
-What? -No, no,
We are trying to tell you that seeking blessings
can help us with our grades,
And your consent will make the journey memorable,
Please, uncle, Please,
Dad, please allow me to go,
I'm not alone, They are with me,
If I go out, I'll get blessings of God,
-and some change in oxygen too, -What?
So, you've been breathing carbon-di-oxide here?
What's with the change in oxygen?
No, uncle, you are misunderstanding,
What she meant was going out can be helpful for a change,
Fresh air will keep her mind fresh and we can study better,
-Right? -Yes, right,
Listen, I've never allowed her to go out of the house alone,
But, she is not alone,
We are her friends,
Dad, please allow,
Okay, but there's a condition,
Promise me you'll take good care of my daughter,
Uncle, don't worry at all,
Trust us,
Okay, go seek Mother's blessings,
Rohit will pass anyway,
Why to take him along?
Shit!
Aunt, the thing is, we don't want Rohit to only pass,
-We want Rohit to top, -Yes,
And mummy was telling that Ms, Agarwal has challenged you,,,
that her son will top,
I challenge you, this time my son will be the topper,
Or else, I'll pay for the party next time,
Okay, if I win, I'll pay for all the parties ahead,
-Do you accept? -Yes, I do,
-Aunt, just imagine, -Yes,
If Rohit tops,,,
you will be respected even more in the society,
I hope you understand,
Aunt, all you need to do is imagine!
Divine blessings is a necessity to be a topper,
Say yes,
-Fine, -Yes,
I'll send Rohit with you guys to seek Mother's blessings,
Thank you,
-Done, Done, -But, mind you,,,
if my son does not top,,,
if my Rohit does not top,,,
then you both can forget this address,
-Aunt, don't worry, -Not at all,
-What are you saying? -Rohit will top for sure,
Done, Hundred percent,
May the Goddess protect you,
-All hail Mother Goddess, -All right,
-All hail Mother Goddess, -Yes,
-Get beer, -Yes,
-Go get some, -Get chilled ones,
-You talk such rubbish, -Hey, 12 cans of beer,
-How much? -540,
-Here you go, -Enough now,
-Here's the beer, -I'll drink the most,
-I'm thrilled, -Goa is for fun,
-Go help him, -We'll of course have fun,
Go help him,
-Come on, -Quick, Quick,
-Give, -Hold, Hold, One second,
-Who told to get these? -She did,
-Okay, -It's mom's call,
-So, pick it up, -Come on,
-Hello, -He's scared,
-Hi, mom, -How are you, son?
-Great, -It's mine,
-Where are you? -What?
What's the location?
-In the temple, -In the temple,
-In the temple? -In the temple,
Great, Then I've called at the right time,
Do me a favour,
Take a picture of the Goddess and sent to me,
Okay,
I'll also pay a visit to Her from right here,
-Yes, I'll send, -Two plus two is four,
-Now what? -Mother wants the Goddess's photo,
Goddess's photo,
This is what you get when you say temple,
-I'm always stuck! -Do you have another place?
I've found the goddess,
How to send her the picture!
You want a photo, right? We'll get it,
-Hold this, -We'll arrange the photograph,
-Come on, get down quickly, -What happened?
-It's a baby boy, -Wait, Wait,
Tell me, Where are they taking her?
What happened?
-Start, -Start,
What are you doing?
-What's happening? -Quiet,
-Is anyone going to tell me? -Quiet, Quiet,
-What are you doing? -That's it,
-Extend your hand, Hold this, -Stay quiet,
Hands like this, Apply the bindi,
-Take off the glasses, -Hold on,
What the heck,
-Hold on, -Yes,
Smile,
-Move, -Sorry,
Sent,
-Gone, -What did you send?
What are you doing?
-Your mummy wanted to see the Goddess, -Yes,
-We've sent her the picture, -What do you mean?
She is our Goddess, We clicked her picture and sent it,
But, my mother knows Sweety!
Thanks, for the trouble!
-Listen, -You're enemies,
-I'll not leave you today, -Wait,
Run,
Wait,
Take that,
-It hit them, -Oh God,
-Not us, Him, -He did it,
-He hurled the shoe, -That guy,
Get him,
Run, Run,
Don't leave him,
-Actually,,, -No, not even a word!
You both have caused problems,
You lie and bring me to Goa,
Then you turn my girlfriend into a Goddess and send it to my mother,
I'll be doomed if my mother finds out,
-Your mother,,, -Will not say a word,
Of course, Now we couldn't go to a temple and take a picture, right?
We acted according to the situation,
Just chill, We have come to Goa,
Go around, Party, Enjoy,
Yes, Chill,
Now I have only one shoe left,
Because of them I've been walking barefoot all day,
Shoes, right?
You'll get it,
Don't worry about shoes,
Okay, how?
It suits you perfectly, sir,
-What's the price? -It's around 11999 rupees,
I mean, around 12 thousand rupees,
-You, sure? -Yes,
I see,
No problem, Don't worry, We'll give you a discount,
Yes, sir? What shoes are you looking for?
Show me some good sports shoes,
Shoe size?
-It's number 10, -Okay,
-Check this out, -Show,
Here, See this,
-How much is this for? -You'll get the size,
Yes, right,
-Here, -What's the price?
-This is for 8,,, 8999 rupees, -Yes,
It seems nice, 8000 rupees,
This is fine, Do this, Pack it,
-Saru, pack this, -It's the last pair,
Really? Sir, do this, Take off the shoes,
He has selected it,
No, I like it, I'll take it,
So, you take it, You keep it,
Sir, take it off and give it to him,
What are you saying? I selected it first,
So I'll take this shoe,
I'm already wearing it, So, I've already taken it,
Look, who finalised it first, I did,
-So I like this shoe, -But,,,
-You decided between yourselves, -The decision has been made,
-I'll take it, -Listen, You don't understand,
I've taken it, Got it?
You're not trying to understand me, I finalised this shoe first,
-Do this, Choose something else, -He's a pile on,
Don't you get it? Crazy man, I've taken this shoe,/?
Am I crazy for you?
I told you I have taken it,
-Choose something else, -Be respectful, And listen to me,
I've taken it, Don't get on my nerves,
You are not trying to understand that I've taken this shoe,
Are you crazy?
-You want a shoe, -Of course, Or else why am I here?
-You want a shoe, right? -Why else am I sitting here?
Take this,
Take this!
-Take this, -Stop them,
Wait, I'll show you,
Stop, You rascal,
Good riddance,
Good riddance? They fooled us,
They took their shoes as well as the shop's shoe,
-What are you saying? -Yes,
-Catch them, Thief, Thief, -Catch them,
Here's your shoes,
New shoes,
It's for you,
-Where did you get them? -From the fish market,
We got it from a shoe shop,
Look, we've got you new shoes now,
I don't think you can afford these shoes,
What do you think, we are thieves?
The shoes are expensive,
I sense trouble looking at these shoes,
What the hell, Rahul,
You don't trust us?
We got shoes for you,
-I know, -Okay, Don't cry,
You got it by tricking someone,
-Where did you steal it from? -Be happy with your new pair,
-Dad, my dad is calling, -Parents and their phone calls,/?
-Hello, -Hello, Yes, papa,
-Sweety, -Hello,
Where are you?
Me? At the pool,
In the pool?
-I mean I'm standing on a bridge, -What is she saying?
Waiting for a cab,
Okay, Okay, What's wrong with your voice?
Well, I have ulcers in my mouth,
Oh dear, take care of yourself,
Yes, papa,
I'm taking good care of myself,
Okay,
-Dear, tell me, -Yes, papa,
Is Bedi's son with you?
No, Rohit is not with me,
This thing is, since you've left,
his windows are shut,
I have a doubt that he is with you,
-Oh shit, -No, papa, he's not,
Listen, dear,
if I found out that he's with you,
then trust me, I swear I'll kill both of you,
Come back quickly,
Shit!
I think my dad knows everything,
He has a doubt that I'm with Rohit,
-Now what? -Oh shit,
-Now? Party of course, -Yes,
-Come on, -Cheers,
-Yes,
Beer, Vodka A little whiskey, A little rum
Mix everything and make a shot today
Beer, Vodka A little whiskey, a little rum
Mix everything and make a shot today
Free the mind, set the body free
Let's have one too many
I want to drink, I want to be high
No matter what happens Don't stop the booze
As long as there is Twinkle Twinkle Little star, let's party
Twinkle Twinkle Little star, let's party
Someone get me Vodka
The tequila shot has got me high
All the girls are ready for the party with their high heel and skirts
The party of Jack, Jill And Johny is on today
The party is on
Tell them you're gonna be late
Tell your parents There's no need to wait
Hot girls and teqila shots
Let's get the scene fixed
We rule here
The DJ is my pal
Groove to full volume, my friend
As long as there is Twinkle Twinkle Little star, let's party
Live life to the fullest
Don't care if you get a hangover
Life is of no fun If you don't feel tipsy
Live life to the fullest
Don't care if you get a hangover
Life is of no fun If you don't feel tipsy
I want to drink, I want to be high
No matter what happens Don't stop the booze
As long as there is Twinkle Twinkle Little star let's party
Twinkle Twinkle Little star Let's party
Rohit, Oh, my son is back,
-Mohan, -Yes, Hello,
Hello,
-Bless me, -God bless,
-How was your journey? -It was great fun,
-I feel blessed, -Really,
-Even I got to see Mother Sweety, -Mother Sweety is such a great mother,
-Mother, she,,, -Son, I know everything,
Is it?
Your friends Rahul and Arjun were here the other day,
-Yes, -They were convincing me,
They were acting like idiots, so, I knew something was fishy,
This time, you left,
but, from now on, you'll only study,
I promise mom, I won't go,
And yes, those two friends should not be visible near you,
Mom, don't worry at all,
-I swear, -Promise?
Yes, Done,
As it is, I've challenged Mrs, Agarwal,
I see,
My son will top,
I will, I'll study now, Let's go inside,
-My dear mother, You're so nice, -Enough,
When is she going to come?
Goddess please grant me blessings,
Oh God,
This boy has nothing to do,
He's always staring out of the window,
I feel I'm gonna kill him someday,
I swear,
Yes, Finally,
He's gone, Yes, Yes,
Hell! He's back,
Hey, what are you doing here?
Papa, I,,, I had a headache,
So, I came here to breathe in some fresh air,
What's with the excuse of oxygen every time?
You seem to always need fresh air,
And don't keep the windows open,
Outside dust will enter and you may fall sick,
-Okay? -Okay, papa,
Go, my dear, Study,
I'll destroy Bedi one day,
-Rohit, -Yes, mother,
I've kept milk on the dining table, Have it,
I will,
I'm going for the kitty party,
-Study hard, Okay? -Okay,
The house is unlocked, Mind you,
-Morning, -Yes?
Is sir at home?
Papa has gone out,
We are from the pest control, We've come to see the house,
-No one's at home, -You're there, sir,
We've come from far, We'll not have to come again,
-Hope it won't take too long, -It will take just 5 minutes,
We just want to get an estimate, That's it,
-All right, come, -Thank you,
-It's a huge house, -Yes,
Two rooms upstairs, Two downstairs, And there's kitchen,
-We'll have to take a look, -Sure,
-Pappu, go upstairs, -Okay,
-You survey downstairs, -Okay,
Check properly, Don't miss anything,
Pest control is necessary,
-You need it every six months, -I see,
Or the furniture decays,
Madam must be at home,
If you say, I'll give you the estimate right here,
No, She is not at home, She has gone out,
-She'll come by evening, -Okay, Okay,
-Checked? -Yes,
-Everything okay? -Yes,
There is a lot to be done, We'll need 4-5 men more,
Okay, Then I'll give the estimate to sir tomorrow,
-Okay, -Okay? See you,
You?
Yes,
-Are you fine? -Why are you here?
Answer my question!
Rahul,,, what do you want?
You bookworm, You forgot, India has a match today,
My family won't let me watch it at home,
I told them, I came to study,
I won't go without watching the full match,
Rahul, Look, you're used to failing, Not me,
And if mother finds out, she'll be upset, Leave,
Son, I know aunt has gone out,
Let me watch bit of the match, I'll go,
-What's the problem? -No, No match, Leave,
What kind of a friend are you?
Your friend is here, Offer him tea or coffee,
You're not offering me even water, Go get water,
Get it, buddy, Go,
That'll be four too, There is nobody behind leg,
Long leg is very, very fine,
It's edged, Dhoni has caught it, He drops very few,
And yet another ball from Mohammad Shami
that I think had the batsman uncertain of which way it was moving,
This is,,,
Hey,,, Hey,,, What's your problem?
Have water and get lost from here,
It was such an interesting match, You switched it off,
I have my exams,
And I don't intend to fail for five years like you,
Please go, I want to study,
Rohit, I want to watch this match,
I'll watch it on mute, You'll not have any disturbance,
I swear, There are only five overs remaining,
Let me watch it,
Okay, Watch just five overs and then leave,
Don't worry, I'll manage, Give me the remote,
Go and study in the bedroom, Very good,
This is an absolutely top spell from the young man,
Yes,
And he has gone through him, That is an absolutely beauty,
-I had great fun in Goa, -I too had fun,
But now, I feel like going to London,
Don't worry, we're gonna travel the whole world,
Don't get excited, just take me to London,
Sure, Promise,
We'll now breathe the oxygen of London,
One, two, three, four,,,
Take me to London
I want to watch cinema with you
I'll have food in Paris
I'll have a blast, This is what I feel
Take me to London
My heart pounds, it tells me
You and me walking on a cold street
I'm a colourful bouquet
I'm more than a match for a hundred
Don't look here and there
Just prepare to leave
The entire territory should be of love
There should be no worry or concern
Let's make love that Leaves everyone stunned
This is what I feel
Take me to London
The woman of my dreams She was my queen
A castle in the mountain tops Was her dream
Looking at sunlight with the side of My pocket, give it to you later
In the form of a locket
I'll go to Buckingham palace, Shake hands with the queen's guard
Shake hands with the guard
I'll go to the river port And gorge on fish and chips
I'll gorge on fish and chips
I'll lay down in a park
I'll take a picture of the Big Ben
I'll take one selfie after the other
This is what I feel
Take me to London
Let's rock it Let's forget all the worries
Chuck the worries, Let's rock London
Hey, just make it feel the groove
Take me to London
-Rahul, -Yes,
-How many overs done? -Just two as of now,
-It's a drink's break, -Just two overs?
Is it a match or what?
Firstly this rain and moreover he is yelling,
It's a drizzle, The umpires say that's enough,
And off we go,
Are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
What were you doing with the pillow?
Have you gone mad? Is this your match?
Thanks for ruining the mood,
Rain interrupted the match, So, I switched to another channel,
Not another channel? You were doing something else,
Tell me, why the pillow?
Have you gone mad? Get out, you, jerk,
The rain must've stopped, Let's watch the match,
To hell with the match,
-Go, -But,,,
Mother is back, I'm doomed,
Mom's here, she'll kill me if she finds out you are here,
It's okay, Tell her that I came back to return your books,
I'll save you, Go, open the door, now,
Go, Go,
Oh, The list of my problems have no end, One side I have him and now this!
-Rahul, -How are you?
-Come in, -Coming,
-Where were you? -What are you doing here?
-How are you? -Great,
-Rajan, Why have you come here? -Hey,
It means you improvised,
-Tell me, How are you? -Great,
-Why are you here? -I'm here to give something,
Aunt had asked for medicine for knee pain,
So, I've got this oil for her,
Massage it on the knee,
Here, By the way, where is aunt?
She's not at home, You've given the oil, fine,
This man is behaving so rude,
I just entered your house, at least let me sit for few minutes,
Go and get something for me to eat,
-Go, -There is nothing, Leave,
Look, he is rude,
-Tell him, -He is mad,
Aunt has called me here, Why are you stressed?
Go get something to eat, Or should I go?
I have exams tomorrow, And you guys have come to disturb me,
He thinks we are here to disturb him,
Are you getting it or not? Answer now!
Move, I'll take it from the fridge,
-Very good, -At least you can leave,
I'll go with him, right?
Wow, There's milk here,
Hey,,, That's my milk,
Your milk?
I mean my mother left the milk for me,
This is friendship, don't worry,
What's going on?
Delicious,
Wow, look, I can see my favourite cake here too,
-Is it a cake? -Yes,
-Then bring it here, -Yes, I'm coming,
-Mom's back, -Your mom,,,
Don't worry, we came here to deliver the oil,
Don't worry at all,
-Come on, Let's open the door, -Yes,
Don't worry, Here, Enjoy the cake,
I'll convince aunt, Okay,
-Come on, -Come,
Tell her that you came just now,
-Are you mad? -You see,
Idiot,
-It's a girl, -Girl?
Yes,
-She is hot, -It's a girl,
-Rohit, It's a girl, -Girl?
-Girl, -Yes, a girl,
Who is this girl? Who could she be?
-Move, -Hey,,,
I wonder who she is,
-Hi, -Hi,
I'm Haseena,
Salesgirl,
Can I come inside?
-Yes, Sure, -Come in,
-You can't come inside, Hey,,, -Come in,
Thanks,
Yeah, girl, yay!
Fly, girl, yay,
But,,, wait,,, Listen,,,
Fly, girl, yay!
By the way, is there no female here?
No, There is no female in this house?
No problem, I have products for gents too,
-Show, -Please show,
Sir, our company is about to to launch a new deodorant,
It's market price is 160 rupees only,
But before launching our company is running a special offer
wherein we're going door to door and offering it for 65 rupees only,
That's not it, If you buy two deodorants like this one
then it will cost you just 110,
We don't want,
-We don't want it at all, -We want,
-What are you doing? -Quiet,
Try it,
-What are you doing? -Wow, Try, Try,
You'll be in heaven,
-It's good, -Too good,
Try it out,
Won't you try?
No, I don't want,
-Okay, -We want,
-We don't want, -What are you looking at?
What other stuff do you have?
I have perfumes, wrist watches,
And razors, And also condoms of international quality,
-Condoms? -Yes,
You can use condoms at any time,
-Yes, -No condoms,
-No, No, -Then show,
-Hey, -Wait, I'll show,
Oops, Ouch,
-Your stuff fell, -My stuff,
Fill it up with that,
Here's your deodorant,
-Where did it go? -It slid inside,
Right there,
Yes, Right there,
Oh my God,
What happened?
It's way too inside,
We'll have to slide in something long to remove it,
Then slide it in, A long thing,
-Rajan, -Yes,
Get me the broom,
-The deodorant slid inside, -Inside of what?
The deodorant slid under the cupboard,
Come here,
-I'll not leave you, -Move it,
Move, Let me,
-Hey, -Rascal,
-Here's the broom, Sweep, -What?
What are you doing?
Here, your deodorant,
Hold this, Here you go,
Your deodorant,
Thank you so much,
You had to take much trouble because of me,
-No, No, -No trouble at all,
We must find a solution to every problem, right?
Yes, So you guys are buying the deodorant, right?
Yes, I'll buy two,
Two for me too,
And won't you take?
No, no, I use branded stuff only,
Sir, once it enters the market, it will be like branded only,
-I don't want, -Okay,
-Ask her to leave, -What?
-What are you doing? -What's your problem?
-Leave it, -See, See,
Man!
-Sir, these two are yours, -Thank you,
And these two are yours,
Thank you,
-Sir, the money, -Just a second,
Here you go,
Is this amount from both of you?
-Yes, you are right, -No, deduct my share,
You pay for your stuff,
I forgot my wallet, You pay, I'll pay you tomorrow,
Do this, Take for both of us,
Okay fine,
-She is awesome, -Tell her to go,
Okay, I'll leave now,
-Bye, -Keep visiting,
Yes,
-Thank God she is going, -Bye,
She's hell of a salesgirl, Seriously,
Listen, you two can follow her,
-We'll go, Don't worry, -What's your problem?
Mother,,,
-She fell, -Ouch,
-What happened? -Oh God, What happened?
-My leg, -Darn it, Her leg is injured,
-She is hurt, -Seems like she is hurt badly,
-My knee, -Now what?
Don't worry, Please, come here,
-Come, -Get up,
-Easy, -Easy,
-The poor girl is hurt, -Oh no,
-She is badly hurt, -Yes,
Careful,
Ouch,
-She is hurt, -Badly,
Let me see, Looks like you're hurt badly,
Yes, everything will be fine,
-The rascal is flirting, -Rajan, the knee is not there, It's here,
Oh sorry,
Do you have a spray or cream in the house?
Spray?
Yes, Out with the oil I brought for your mother,
-That's my mother's oil, -Your mother's oil,
I'll get it for your mother later, Where is it?
-What are you doing? -Here, Massage this,
-You'll be fine, -Listen, Let me massage,
How can she massage herself?
-I got the oil, And he's enjoying,
Enough, I feel better now,
-It was relieving, wasn't it? -Yes,
Look, your leg is fine now, Now, please leave,
And listen, You two also follow her out,
-Yes, We'll also go, -Yes,
Come, Please,
Ouch, I'm unable to get up,
-Is my leg broken? -No, no, How is that possible?
How can anyone's leg break from a minor fall like that?
-It can break, Of course it can, -Will such a cute girl lie?
You keep quiet,
If you don't mind,
If I lay down with my legs stretched out then I'll get some relief,
Stretch it out, You two also stretch with her,
-What an idea, -I was also thinking the same,
-I was kidding, -Thank you so much,
-Stretch it out, -Yes, Stretch it out,
Not here, Stretch it in the bedroom inside,
-Stretch it there, -Come on, Come on,
Lay down there, Come, Come,
-Are you sure? -Yes, Yes, Sure, Come, Come,
-Easy, Easy, Get up, -Be careful,
What are you doing?
Ouch,
-Poor girl is unable to get up, -It is paining,
Come, I'll take you, Come,
Come, Come,
-Move, Move, -Move, Move,
-Where are you taking her? -Come on,
Now stretch your legs inside comfortably,
-You guys are so sweet, -You'll be fine,
I'm doomed,
Thank you,
Now what do I do?
If you don't mind,
My bag is lying outside, Will you get it?
-Yes, Right away, -Thank you,
Enough,
-Easy, -Ouch,
That's enough, It's okay,
-Now let me rest for a while, -We'll come after some time,
-Okay? -Please,
-Let's go, -Come on, Come on,
Okay,
-Wait, Wait, Where are you going? -Have you guys gone mad?
It's my mom's room, What if mother comes?
-You mother,,, -If she comes he'll say that,,,
she is his cousin, She came along to give the oil,
Great, As if it was 50 gallons of oil for it required two people to deliver it,
Stop fooling around, And get her out,
I mean the girl is smart,
He is right, She is very smart,
Didn't you see? How she was gesturing to us using her stuff as an excuse?
-Yes, And what was she saying? -What?
-You could need condom anytime, -Say,
It means the chick is pretending on purpose,
-Yes, -Then get her out immediately,
Why aren't you trying to understand?
We can share this cream,
He is absolutely right,
What rubbish,
This is my house, Not a brothel,
Why don't you understand? Listen, Come here,
She has herself come to us to be had, We just have to have her,
But what if mother comes?
-Your mother,,, -Where is she?
-To a kitty party, -So she'll come late,
-We'll be done by then, -Yes,
Yes, It won't take us too long,
All right, If she agrees then I'll go first,
Very good,
Isn't your mother going to come now?
Okay, Do this, You guys stay here,
-I'll go convince her, -Go, Go, Go,
How are you feeling now?
How are you? All right?
Did I disturb you?
Ouch,
Don't get up, Don't get up,
Are you fine?
Don't mind but can I ask you something?
Go ahead,
You're so gorgeous, So hot,
So why do you this job of an ordinary salesgirl?
You can get any job, isn't it?
I'll get a job, And in fact, I did,
But as you know, In today's world,,,
people expect other things from a young and beautiful girl,
I had been for an interview a few weeks ago,
Hi, sir, I'm Pooja,
I'm the worshipper,
Just joking,
Sir, here's my profile and certificates,
I can see,
I have certificates of some other activities too,
I can see,
-I've done MBA, -I can see,
Where are you looking, sir?
At what's visible,
You're a file from head to toe,
Just joking,
Okay tell me,
What package do you expect?
-Sir, no demands, -Oh no,
You should get more than expectation,
You'll just have to please our clients,
That will be duty, sir,
That's too good, Too cute,
Before that, you'll have to please me,
-Sir, I didn't understand, -Let me explain,
Come,
Sit here,
From today you're my lap's top,
What?
This time not joking,
Come, Come on,
I won't be getting what I want here,
I had imagined I would convince the girl,
But the girl is extremely dangerous,
-What happened? -Nothing, Nothing,
You should quit jobs at such places,
You shouldn't work for such people,
I would've killed him,
In today's world good people are rare,
For example,,,
If I had got injured somewhere else, In someone else's house
and I would be in his bedroom like this
then I wonder what all they would've done to me,
But you guys, You guys are not like that at all,
You guys are very sweet,
You can't even imagine how rascally we are,
Hello, What happened?
Yes, Yes, You are absolutely right,
-Can I say something? -Sure,
You're so hot, Anyone would become promiscuous?
Did you?
You want the truth?
I really like truth,
Hey,,, Hey,,, It's okay,
Please relax,
I'll massage your knee,
-No, no, Thanks, -Let me, You'll feel really good,
Don't stop me like that
Let me come close
Don't stop me like that
Let me come close
Let me become a part of you
Stop a little The mystery still remains
Let me explain myself
I'm afraid of your refusal
I hope this night does not end
Don't stop me like that
Let me come close
Let me become a part of you
Your loyalty says don't make a mistake
There must be distance between us now
Silence, loneliness
Let us cross all boundaries
Have patience, my love
I hope this night doesn't end
Don't stop me like that
Let me come close
Let me become a part of you
My wet body burns like fire In the rains
Something happens to me When I look into your heart
My wet body burns like fire In the rains
Something happens to me When I look into your heart
Let me stamp my love On your lips with my lips
Let me lose my heart to you
Don't say such things to me
I hope this night doesn't end
Don't stop me like that
Let me come close
Let me become a part of you
What do you think?
Will he do the job?
Rajan is good for nothing,
He can just talk, But he is useless,
I have always said this, He is fake,
You bet, We are building castles in the air,
And he'll come out with a long face,
You're right,
-Here he comes, -Hey,
What were you doing? What took you so long?
-Tasted, -Tasted?
Such was the situation,
I couldn't stop myself,
But I had told you that I'll taste her first,
She won't be affected by it for too long,
She will be back to her own self,
-Okay, -Now do this, You taste her, Go,
-Will she agree? -I've set it all up,
-Okay, -She's an ordinary salesgirl,
-Go, Go, -Okay, I'll go taste her,
-Hey,,, Stop, Stop, -Where are you going?
Do you expect me to taste the leftovers?
-You stay here, It's my turn, -Have fun,
-Mother is back, -Mother had to come now,
-What now? -We are in big trouble,
Where did she come from?
-Listen, -What?
-Hide, -What happened?
Sweety is here, Sweety, Yes, Hide,
Rohit, I saw your mummy has gone out,
Sweety, Sweety, Sweety,
-Come on, Let's go to the bedroom, -Wait,
Sweety, Sweety, Not inside,
Where are you going? Listen, Let's do it all right here,
-Do all the talking in the bedroom, -Wait,
Sweety, Sweety, Sweety, Sweety,
The bedroom is very dirty,
Let's do it here, Outside is really enjoyable,
-No, No, In the bedroom, -Wait,
Come here,
-We have got a good opportunity today, -Sweety,
-How can I let it go? -Let's get it done with here,
Not here, Let's go to the bedroom,
-Not in the bedroom, -Please, Rohit,
-No, -Let me explain the concept to you,
Look, tomorrow is my exam,
And I don't want my exam ruined because of you,
And that's your responsibility,
Isn't it? So please go,
Please, Sweety, Go,
-Go, -Okay, Give me a kiss,
Kiss?
On the lips,
I'm doomed,
Done, Happy?
I also liked it, Let's go,
Do you know what the problem is? Mom could be back any minute,
Once I pass then we can make such a program later too,
We can inhale oxygen all our lives,
Listen, do call me, I miss you a lot, I love you,
-Go, Go, Bye, -Bye, Love you,
She's gone,
-I'm safe, -Rohit, Rohit,
-Wow, You were having such fun, -Kiss, Kiss,
-Are you mad? Quiet, -You were having so much fun,
And why were you hiding there?
-We are also enjoying, -He's a player,
You know what, you're so lucky,
-She is also ready, -Tell me something,
While you were doing all this I would've done my thing inside,
Quiet, I can enjoy with her any time,
But she doesn't come every day, does she?
I'll deal with her first, Let me go,
-Go, my champion, -He is such a jerk,
Hey,,, Isn't he taking a bit too long?
Yes,
Has he started a second inning?
Quite possible,
Come, Was everything okay?
-Wow, -What happened inside?
Thank God Rajan had my almond milk,
Otherwise you would've had to wait for an hour more,
What happened? Are you going to tell?
-Where? Inside? -Yes,
Here it is,
When I went inside there was silence in the entire room,
-Then? -I could hear the water,
-I went in further, -Then?
-As soon as I saw her,,, -Yes,
I removed my clothes and went inside,
-It was awesome, -Really?
Now, you hold this,
It's my turn now,
Rahul, you let it be, Mother might come,
Yes, His mother might come,
Now that it's my turn his mother might come,
Have I come here to listen to your stories?
Move,
Stop, Rahul, It will take you too long, Mother might come,
All right,
When is he going to come? When is he going to come?
Where is he?
Rajan, listen, As soon as Rahul comes out
we'll drive that girl out of here immediately,
Mother could come any time,
Don't worry,
As soon as Rahul comes out we'll drive that girl out of here,
-Okay? -Okay,
When is he going to come?
I wonder what's going to happen, Mother could come anytime,
How do I,,, How do I get this girl out of here?
Rohit, stop fretting, Let Rahul come out,
It's not your house, It's mine, Mother could come anytime,
One minute, Let me hear what's going on inside,
I wonder why it's taking him so long,
-Hey,,, What are you doing? -Quiet,
He'll come out,
Rohit, What are you doing?
What's happening?
No, Why are you getting angry?
You took so long, Hence I was worried for you,
I see, Do I look mad to you?
You were trying to overhear,
And he is telling me that he was worried,
-Never mind him, -Sorry, Okay, tell me,
Everything went off well inside, right?
Don't omit anything, Tell us everything,
-Inside? -Yes,
What happened inside was so pleasurable,
What happened?
-When I went inside I saw her, -Yes,
-Then? -She saw me,
Okay,
As soon as she saw me she dropped her towel,
It was just awesome, It was just awesome,
Inspector, please help me,
A girl came to my office and robbed me in broad daylight,
Sit, Sit,
Relax, Tell me what happened,
My name is Varun Sehgal,
I put a job ad in the newspapers for the vacancy of a secretary for my office,
So, a girl came for the interview,
-And,,, -Relax,
My purse, My watch, My diamond ring,
My money, My laptop, She made off with everything,
How is this possible?
Is there no staff in your office?
The strength of my staff is 209,
But,,, See this, This pen drive,
It has all the footage of the CCTV, Watch what she did,
Watch, Watch,
Hi, sir, I'm Pooja,
-Yes, -This is my profile and certificates,
-Sit down, -Thank you,
Sir, it's so hot in here,
The air conditioner is fine,
It's the job of a personal secretary,
You have experience, right?
Yes, Yes, I have total experience,
Sir, as it is, what's the job of a personal secretary?
Taking care of every personal thing of her boss,
Right, sir?
Yes,
Sa,,, What salary do you expect?
Whatever you give,
-All right, -Thank you so much, sir,
Thank you so much, sir,
Mr, Sehgal, what happened to you was really bad,
But you're also at fault in this,
You gave her the chance to rob you,
Officer, what could I do?
Little did I know she'll knock me unconscious and rob me,
I have suffered a loss of 25 lakhs at least,
For your information let me tell you,
This girl's name is Haseena, And she is a professional criminal,
She goes to posh areas, Targets rich people,
Robs them,
And the law will get her very soon,
The law might have long arms,
But they're still very short to catch Haseena,
Because it is not possible to catch Haseena,
It is impossible,
Because Haseena kills with her style and not with weapons,
Don't go anywhere, Just wait and watch,
Yes, Let's do this, Let's go inside together,
-And drive that girl out, -Yes, Cool,
-Okay, -Come on, Come on,
Mom's here,
-Your mother,,, -Is here,
-Come on, -Let's see,
Who is he?
Rajan, it's not mother,
It's a kid, I'll tell you, Hold on,
Faddu, Why are you here?
It's something serious, darling,
It's nothing serious, Go back quietly,
-I have exams, I want to study, -Let me see what you're studying,
Hey!
He won't listen,
Faddu,
Who the hell are you?
I see, So this is the study that's happening,
-What do you mean? -I mean a girl came here an hour ago,
-He knows, -She's still here,
What girl?
Hey,,, There is no girl here, Out,
-Go, -Don't lie,
Barack Obama has seen,
-Barack, -Barack Obama,
Obama,
-I'm Barack, -I'm Obama,
So,,, So what are you going to do?
-Want me to show what I'm going to do? -Yes,
Rohit, tell them,
Faddu, forgive them, Isn't it?
Come on, Why are you afraid of this kid?
Hey,,, Whom did you call a kid?
I'll go out and tell everyone that there is a girl inside,
Hey,,, How dare you threaten us?
-Hey,,, -You guys keep quiet,
I'm talking to him, Faddu, forgive them,
Let's settle it between us right here, Isn't it?
I can, It's the matter of a second girl,
That's why I'll take a good 1000 rupees,
-1000 rupees? -Yes,
Give 1000 rupees,
You never have money, Here you go,
Here you are, Faddu, 1000,
Listen, Don't tell anyone there is a girl in this house, Okay?
-Go, -See you, darling,
Let's go,
Who is he?
Darling, from today you too are in my database,
And 1000 is for an hour only, Drive her out fast,
Go, Out, Out,
Barack, Obama,
Out, Quick,
Who was he?
Everyone had to come today of all days,
-He was one awesome kid, -He is not a kid, He is a cannonball,
Now get that girl out quickly,
If we don't he'll gather the entire neighborhood here,
He is right,
-Come on, Come on, -Let's get her out,
Excuse me,
-Why did you take off your clothes? -Yes,
You guys molested me, And you're worried about the clothes,
Sorry, But why are you crying?
What do I do if not cry?
I've been dishonored,
What's done is done,
-Yes, -Now tell us, What can we do for you?
One of you three will have to marry me,
-Marry? -Yes,
-Look, how is this possible? -Why isn't it possible?
It was possible when you came to molest me,
And it is not possible now?
-Rahul, the girl is right, -Yes,
-Rajan, you marry, -Yes,
I,,, How can I marry?
I am already engaged, See this, Last week,
This is a silver ring,
It is not used for an engagement, You're lying,
I swear, I'm getting married next month,
Do this, Rahul, You marry her,
-Yes, you marry, -Are you mad?
I have four sisters,
Am I supposed to get them married first or get myself married first?
-He is right, -You marry her,
-Me, -You are not even engaged,
You are good looking,
-Yes, -Just a minute,
-Do you believe in sun signs? -No,
-Then we can never get married, -Why?
Actually let me explain to you the concept,
A boy who has Mars in his horoscope marries a girl who has Mars in hers,
And you don't have Mars in your horoscope,
So we just can't get married, You marry them,
-Yes, -Him,
-Mother is back, -Oh God,
The wedding party is here, We are done,
But you'll have to go and open the door,
-Get up, -Mother,
-I'm doomed, -Go,
Look, please don't come out,
We will handle the situation,
-Please, Please -Come on, Come on,
Oh my God,
Out of the frying pan into the fire,
Who is it now? Is aunt back?
It's my maid, She is radio in the flesh,
She'll spill the beans,
Hold, Do this,
Tell her to leave,
-And drive her away, -Drive her away,
Drive her away,
-Listen, Listen to me, -Yes,
I'll try to drive her away,
But if she doesn't go she'll clean mother's room first,
Okay, Do this,
Get that girl out of mother's room and take her to my room,
-Okay, Okay, Don't worry, -Yes,
-Go, Go, Go, -Do something,
Please, Let's go from here, The maid is here,
If she sees you here it will be disastrous,
Why should I go?
Listen, Please, We beg you, Listen to us,
-Then we'll agree to whatever you say, -Please,
-Understand the situation -I see,
-Please, -Please,
Come, Come,
Hurry,
These people take so long,
Not done,
-You take so long to open the door, -One minute please,
It's not done if you take so long to open the door,
I have four other households to go to,
Sangeeta, don't go inside, There is no chore to be done today,
-Go to other household, -Why?
-I don't take salary for doing nothing, -Yes,
-Got it? -Sit, Sit,
-He keeps talking rubbish,
Move, Let me work,
Sangeeta, Sangeeta, Have you gone mad?
Sangeeta, Sangeeta,
-Listen to me, -What's wrong with you today?
Have you gone mad?
-She is coming up, -She is coming up,
-So what do I do? -What do we do now?
Sangeeta, why are you going upstairs?
Hold on, Where are you going?
Madam has told me to clean your room,
I mean my room is clean, My room is clean,
-Hide in this cupboard, -Please, Please, Come,
-She'll come, -Try to understand,
-What are you doing? -We'll be in big trouble?
Please, Please,
Should I tell?
-Close it quickly, -I feel you should tell,
Now let me work,
-Now I want to clean your room, -My room is clean, It's okay, Go,
I'll clean your room, Or madam will get mad at me,
-I'll handle it, You go, -Move,
The maid is coming,
Here she is, Here she is,
-Who are these two? -She's here,
My friends, As I told you, We are studying together,
-Correct, Studies, -I've never seen you before,
I'll go away, I'll clean up and leave,
-Yes, Go, -Move,
Where is she?
She's in the cupboard,
Our secret has been disclosed, We're doomed,
We're doomed, We are safe,
What's wrong with you today?
You are behaving strange,
Exercise, Exercise,
I think he has gone completely crazy,
I'm doomed, I'm doomed,
I just heard the sneeze of a lady,
-No, A girl sneezed, -No, No,
This is how I always sneeze,
-I have a cold, -You sneeze like a girl,
-No, No, -And why you both are up?
-We are done studying, -We are done studying,
I'll go crazy if I work here today,
I'm going,
I'll tell madam everything about you three,
-Everything, -Yes, Go,
-I won't work today, -Go,
Not just today, I'll never work here again,
There is something wrong with this house,
-She's gone, -She's gone,
Come,
Okay listen, I'm going downstairs now,
Enough of your hide and seek,
-Move, -Hey,,, Hey,,,
She is going downstairs again,
-Come on, -Come on,
Listen, Excuse me,
Go downstairs and wear clothes please,
Wear it please,
-Wear it please, -Man,
Listen, Mother will be back,
-Don't roam around naked like that, -Yes, Don't,
She doesn't even listen, Please wear clothes,
She went inside,
-I'll go crazy, -Who is it now?
-I'll go crazy,
-Mother is back, -Get up,
-Mother is back, -Go,
-Rohit, get up, -No,
-Who else is going to go? -Go see,
Oh God, save me today,
-Save me today, -What now?
Listen, You guys hide,
It's not mother,
Oh you,
-Hi, Rohit, -Hi,
-How are you? -Aunt,,,
Rohit, I have told you so many times,
Don't call me aunt,
Rohit, you know that when you call me aunt I feel so bad, don't you?
Call me just Kamini,
-Kamini, -Okay, Kamini,
O Rohit, my name sounds so good coming from your mouth,
Just like honey,
Okay, Why are you so nervous?
And why are you sweating?
The,,,
I have exams tomorrow, I'm worried about it,
Okay, Okay, Call mummy,
-Mother has gone out, -Oh my God,
It means you are alone,
No, No,
Can I share your loneliness for some time?
No, No, No, Kamini, No,
As it is, I have told you so many times that,,,
during afternoons at I'm alone in the house,
But you just don't come,
Don't you like me?
-No, That's not the case, -Then what is it?
What are you doing? Someone might show up,
-Kamini, -Rohit, who's here?
What are you doing? Someone might see,
Kamini, Kamini, What are you doing?
Someone might show up,
Who's here to show up apart from you and me?
-Rajan, Rahul, -Rahul? Who are they?
My friends,
-Where are they? -Behind you,
Kamini, My friends, Rajan, And Rahul,
Hello, aunt,
Yes, Hello, Hello,
Rohit, why didn't you tell me before that you're not alone in the house?
You didn't give me the chance to tell,
We have exams tomorrow, So were studying together,
-Okay, Okay, Study hard, -Yes,
And tell mummy when she comes that I had come,
Who was she?
-She is my neighboring was aunt, -She was one awesome aunt,
-I swear, -Yes,
The bell rings every ten minutes, Someone's showing up every minutes,
As if this is not a house but an inn,
I'll go crazy opening and closing the door,
-Get that girl out of here, -That is what we are trying,
-I have an idea, -What?
Let's combine our money and give it to her,
-That's a good idea, -Out with the money,
Here's Two,
You said you don't have a purse,
Yes, But I have money,
You need to carry something in case of emergency,
-This guys is so smart, -Never mind him,
-Out with your money, -Out, Out with it,
-200 rupees? -What?
It's my house, It's my bedroom, And I should contribute as well,
-This is not done, -Come on,
Not done, Poor people
I have 1100,
I'll do this, I'll save hundred for petrol,
-And give her 1000, -Yes,
Let count the money, Let's see how much it is,
1000 rupees,,,
it's 3200 rupees,
-Listen, Will she agree for 3200? -Of course she will,
-Let's try, What's the harm in trying? -Yes,
-Come on, Come on, -Come on,
Get her out,
Haseena, Haseena,
Rascals, You think you're very smart,
No, No,
You've come to buy my honour for such a small amount,
No,
What did you imagine? You three can fool me,
What?
You rascals, What happened?
-Has cat caught your tongue? -You use swear words too,
Swear words don't sound good coming from your mouth,
It doesn't suit your character,
Keep quiet, rascal,
Now are you going to teach me, You smarty in particular,
As to what suits me or doesn't,
-No, No, -You lustful brutes,
Girls like us learn to use swear words because of boys like you,
What is she saying?
And you deserve to be thrashed and not just abused,
No, No,
You are really fond of hearing swear words, right?
Okay, Here you are,
-Morons, Dogs, -Stop, Stop,
-You scums, You pricks, -Stop, Stop,
Are you going to make our ears bleed?
I have never abused anyone so much ever in my life,
And I never even heard so many swear words,
Excuse me,
Where did you learn these swear words from?
Shut up, you moron,
-Now we'll get abuses, -Who is it now?
-What do I do now? She is back, -Who is it now?
Hey,,, Go and see,
Yes, Go, See,
You guys just sit there,
Don't do that please,
Listen, Go inside,
And please wear clothes,
I will not, Get lost,
Please wear it, Please,
Come on, Go, Go and see, Or I'll whack you,
Wear it please,
-I'm certain to tie today, -Rahul, what now?
Send for me, O Lord,
We're doomed, You idiots,
Hey,
-Rohit, Rohit, - Rohit,
-What's wrong with you? -Rohit,
Come to your senses,
-What's wrong with you? -Rohit,
-Go see who is at the door, -You go, You go,
-What happened? Rohit, -Oh no,
Oh no, What now?
Rajan, Rajan,
It's an old man,
-Old man who? -How would I know?
-Who is it now? -Do this,
-Take him inside, -Leave him,
-Take him inside, -Leave him, Handle that old man,
I'll handle him,
Please, Will you help me?
-Please come, -Take him inside fast,
Come, Please help,
Pick him up,
-Quick, Quick, -Yes, I'm taking him,
Go, Go,
-Here, In the bedroom, -He is so heavy,
Go, Go,
Pick him up, Please,
-What? -Where is Rohit?
-Hello, Hello, Stop, Stop, -Rohit, Rohit,
Where are you, mister? You can't barge in like that,
Rohit, get up, We'll be in big trouble,
-What is it? -Splash water on him,
Yes, Rohit, Rohit, Get up, Get up,
Get up,
Who is this old man outside?
Rohit, Get up,
Rohit, Rohit,
First tell me, Who are you? And what are you doing here?
-I'm Rohit's friend, -I'm Rohit's uncle,
-Uncle, -Hey,,, What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I didn't recognise you,
My bad, As we have never met before,
-Okay, Okay, Where is Rohit? -He is studying in the bedroom,
-Studying in the bedroom? -Yes, We have exams tomorrow,
So we thought if we study together we'll pass,
Okay, Let me see what he is studying,
-Uncle, you can't go inside, -Why can't I?
Because if you go inside you'll cause disturbance,
And if there is disturbance Rohit will fail,
And I know you would never want to be held responsible for him failing,
Come to your senses, We'll be in a soup, Rohit,
Rohit, Come to your senses, That old man will come inside,
Get up,
Haseena, Haseena
Please go from here,
We'll be doomed, We'll be ruined,
-What are you doing? I'll fall, -Come fast,
Behave yourself, Move,
-Uncle, Uncle, -Don't be crazy,
-He'll fail if there is disturbance, -Leave me,
-Please yield, -What are you doing?
-Uncle, yield, -Rohit,
-He'll fail, -Rohit,
Uncle, disturbance,,,
-Rohit, Where are you? -Leave me,
Leave me, Have you gone mad? Idiot,
-Uncle, Uncle, -You're back,
-You can't go inside, -Move,
Don't go, Don't go,
I'll hit you,
All right, you want to cause disturbance,
I'll talk instead,
-Rohit will get disturbed, -Get up,
-Get up, Go, -Rohit,
-Move,
Rohit, Rohit, Did you get disturbed?
You got disturbed, my son,
Enough, Enough,
-Go, -Should I?
-Study, -Okay,
Who do you scream?
-Bless me, -God bless,
-How are you? -I'm fine,
-Study, -You have such crazy friends,
I had told him not to let anyone disturb me,
What are you studying?
Today's studies have become so tough that a man goes crazy,
He loses his mind, He starts doing weird things,
Son, study hard,
Uncle, you needed anything or you came for a visit,
Yes, dear,
I wanted to meet sister-in-law, Got it?
So I came,
-Your crazy friend messed it all up, -Okay,
Actually the boy and his family are coming to see Aarti,
-I see, -So where is mummy?
Mother has gone out,
-When will she be back? -She'll return late, Call her up,
Such things can't be discussed over the phone,
It needs to be discussed face to face,
-Okay, -No problem,
I'll sit and wait, I have time, It's okay,
Look, you'll wait,
I'll study inside, I'll not like that,
-You'll sit here alone, -Don't over think,
Go and study, In the meanwhile I'll watch TV,
TV? You'll watch TV, There will be noise,
-I'll get disturbed, Not possible, -Son, don't worry at all,
-I'll mute the sound, -Okay,
-Study hard, -Yes,
-Watch, -Uncle, Mute,
-Yes, -Okay, Watch,
In the water, I've been playing ice spice with myself,
The old man slapped me, We are having a bad day,
-Please wear clothes, -I'll not, Get lost,
-You're back, -Ha the old man left?
-What? -He is not going,
He is sitting outside and watching TV,
-Damn it, -He had to watch TV today,
Little did I know?
I have gone crazy, The old man is not budging,
He is not going,
Haseena worth 50 lakhs,
Let us show you a beauty who targets big businessmen and industrialists,,,
and robs them showing her beautiful body,
The government has put a price of 50 lakhs on her head,
Be wary of this beauty,
Or she might rob you too by enamoring you,
-I'll go out now, -No, No, You don't go,
You don't go,
-Don't go, Don't go, -Leave me,
Leave me, What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?
What to do now? I don't understand,
-I'll go crazy, -Listen,
You handle uncle, we'll handle her,
-Go, Go, -All right, I'll handle,
-Go and handle the old man, -Yeah, right,
-Please sit, -I don't understand,
All of them are jerks, bloody perverts,
-Uncle, it's not possible, -What's not possible?
Uncle, you outside, Me inside, How is it possible?
-What? -Study,
Okay, let me explain what's happening,
I'll study inside, When I try to study I'm thinking about you,
I start thinking about your needs and health,
My values don't allow me,
Now, if mom come and questions me, tell me what will I tell her?
Son, I'm really happy to hear this from you,
Yes,
-I'm proud of you, -Yes, uncle,
Okay, I'll leave,
-Bye, uncle, -God bless,
And yes,
Brother, you and sister-in-law, please be on time on Monday,
-Sure, -See you,
-Rohit, -Yes, uncle?
I need to use the washroom,
Uncle, do it outside,
What are you saying?
Uncle, as I told you, The studies, The exams,
I've gone crazy, I have lost it,
Okay, You go study in your room, I'll go upstairs and freshen up,
Then jump down from the room,
-What? -I meant come downstairs and leave,
At least, wear something now,
Why? What's wrong with it?
No, No, You are looking beautiful,
Yes, there is no harm, -Okay,
-To hell with your tummy, -I hope it's not too late,
Come fast,
Come let's see,
She came, She left, She came, She left,
Yes, Uncle left,
I'll have to do something,
-Is uncle gone? -Yes, He's inside,
-Inside? -He's in the washroom,
Aren't too many people coming to our house today?
-Yes, -Yes, Because you two are ill-fated,
Anyway,,,
tell me what's the plan?
Let me think, Mom will be back any moment,
-We are doomed, -No, man,
Okay listen, what about the girl?
She's too stubborn,
She's after marriage and only marriage,
-What do we do? -I'm confused about the situation,
Pritam, I've been waiting for you guys!
The situation here is getting worse,
I don't know, people are popping out of nowhere,
It's getting tough to handle things here,
I think, if anyone recognizes me, we'll be screwed,
Come here as soon as possible,
How much time will it take you guys?
Haseena, manage for a while, we are reaching there,
Okay, I'll think of something, Please come fast,
I'm telling you, you both have caused this problem,
Hey, shut your mouth,
You both enjoy and I'm the one who gets stuck,
Look at the faces of these rascals,
Playing innocent, are you?
Listen, zip it,
You were the one bragging about having sex,
-What was that? -Yeah, so,
But, the thing is, you don't know the details,
-What do you mean? -I kinda,,, I lied,
-Lie? -Yes,
When I went inside,
You jerk, Rascal,
-What happened? -Rascal!
-What were you doing? -What happened?
-Nothing, -What were you doing?
What was your hand doing in my skirt?
-No, No, -You came to rape me,
-You'll rape me, You'll rape me, -No, No,
-You'll rape me, -I came to massage,
-I had nothing on my mind, -You came to massage,
You'll massage me, You rascal, You jerk,
-You came to rape me, -No,
-You want to feel my skirt? -No,
Take this and this,
Nothing, I came to check on you,
You bloody pervert!
I,,, I came to check your knee,
You came to check my knee, So, you are fond of knees?
No, I'm sorry, Please forgive me,
-Please forgive me, -Forgive you?
Your eyes show your perversion,
Take this, bloody swine,
When you told me to go to the bedroom and stretch your legs,,,
-I had a doubt on you right then, -I'm sorry,
So, you touch a girl without her consent!
You were touching me with your hand, weren't you?
No, No, I came to check on you,
Oh, is it? By feeling my skirt?
-You'll put your hand inside my skirt, -I was massaging your knee,
So you think you can massage?
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I was clear about your intentions,
-Leave me, -Your intentions are pathetic,
You wanted to have fun in the bedroom?
-Out -I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Get out, now,
Listen,,,
What are you going to tell your friends outside?
What should I say?
Tell them we had sex,
Seriously?
Okay,
Now, get out,
Buzz off!
Can I say something?
Please don't tell my friends,
I have a heroic image in front of them,
-You want another explanation? -No, not at all,
I told you whatever she asked me to tell you guys,
Sorry, I lied to you guys,
Rohit, Rohit, Why are you crying?
Because he is my true friend,
Rohit, you love me so much?
Shut up!
-This has happened because of you, -Because of me?
You said that she is an ordinary salesgirl,
I've impressed her, To hell with your impressions!
She handled me,
Why? What happened to you?
When I went inside,,,
I can shake it to the left And shake it to the right
I can dance all night Before my mind
I can shake it to the left And shake it to the right
I can dance all night Before my mind
Oh baby
Bloody pimp!
-Rascal, You came to rape me, -No, No,
-You'll rape me, -I'm sorry, Please,
-Why are you beating me? -You play very innocent,
-You came to rape me, -No,
I came to check on you,
You are going to check on me by kissing my thighs,
-Let your mother come, -Sorry, Sorry,
-You were playing very innocent, -Sorry,
-Rascal, What were you saying? -Sorry,
You wanted to taste me?
You said that I'm cheap,
-I'm cheap, -No,
Now I'll tell everyone about your misdeeds today,
-Wait and watch, -No,
-I see, You thought I was cheap, -No,
-What did you think? I'll not tell anyone, -No,
I should talk softly, Weren't you ashamed while doing all that?
-Let your mother come, Out, -Don't tell my mother,
-Out, -Yes,
Get out,
-Can I take the T-shirt? -Take it,
-Don't hit me, -Get out,
-No, No, Please, -Out,
Don't tell mother, Please,
Get out,
And listen, Are you going to go out like this?
Don't go out with the sad face,
-Say you did it, -Okay,
Leave now,
I'll tell them that I'm done,
Can I have water?
Okay, now, get out,
Don't tell mother please,
-Bye, -Out, Out,
I told you that mother will be back,
-Yes, -But you didn't listen,
Oh darling!
You made me wait for too long,
Ouch,
Rascal, What were you doing? You jerk,
You rascal, You came to rape me,
Why did you hit me?
-Rascal, So should I venerate you? -Why did you hit me?
What did you guys imagine? That I'm an ordinary salesgirl,
You'll be able to have me,
You dog, You really like to massage oil, don't you?
You'll massage my knee,
You carried me in your arms,
You were really fond of bringing me to your bedroom,
I am cheap, I'm salesgirl,
So you'll impress me easily, You brought here to your bed,
What were you saying? The girl is forward,
-When did I say all that? -Should I tell you when you said that?
Wait, I'll tell you, Take that,
You'll rape me, Out,
-Sorry, -Sorry?
You're saying sorry to me, You'll say sorry to me,
-You'll massage oil, You'll massage, -It's done,
-You look like a rapist, -Rapist,
You brute, Rascal, Get out of here,
-Out, -Should I go?
-Out, Or I'll whack you, -I'm going,
Get out,
My nuts!
Listen, Are you going to go before your friends like that?
No,
Okay listen, Tell them that you did it,
-Listen, Please don't tell anyone, -Okay,
Hey,,,
okay, so why are we scared when we haven't done anything wrong?
He's right,
I suggest let's grab her and throw her out,
-Let's throw her out, -Yes,
-Correct, -Come on,
Who does she think she is?
Hey,,, Queue up,
Queue up,
Get in line, Come on, Get in line,
Keep going, old man,
Why? Are you guys very surprised to see me like this?
-Yes, -Yes,
This old man is really fond of peeping into the room,
I have introduced myself to him very well,
-Uncle, there is a confusion, -What?
You went there to the washroom, How did you end up in there?
Son, you should've told me that Haseena is hiding inside?
She is well known thief,
The government has put a price of 50 lakhs on her head,
She enamors everyone with her beauty,
And then robs them,
Got it? Got my introduction?
Shocked, are you?
Are you shocked upon knowing about and to see me in this avatar?
Excuse me,
-Why have you come here? -To rob your house,
What?
Come on, everyone, Remove your clothes,
-Clothes? -But why clothes?
Remove the clothes quietly or I'll shoot all of you,
No, No, Don't shoot,
We'll remove our clothes, Remove your clothes,
Listen, do you need a special invitation?
Come on, remove your clothes,
-Son, remove it, -Remove, Come on,
All of you, Remove your clothes at once,
-Come on, Quick, -Take care of the shorts,
Son,
-Mother is here, -Oh my God,
Smarty, Come on, Open the door,
You, this way, Old man, this way,
Come on, Open the door,
And you guys,
Stand just like this, Or I'll shoot everyone,
Uncle, handle mummy,
And you guys, Don't move,
Or I'll blow his head off,
Wow,
-I hope it isn't sister-in-law, -Hey,
-I won't go, -Get up,
Get up,
-We are in a mess now, -She bashed me up,
Everything is paining,
Open it,
Open the door,
Open it or I'll shoot you,
Oh Rohit,
Why was your window closed? Do you know how worried I was?
You know what,
I gave papa the slip, Only to meet you,
Now kiss me,
What? What?
By the way, you're looking cute,
What's over there?
Oh my God, A girl,
-It means you were making out? -No,
No, Why would I? Have you gone crazy?
-I'll never talk to you, -Hey,,, Hey girl,
-Not outside, Go inside, -I,,, I'll go out,
Are you listening?
Not outside, Go inside,
-I'll not go inside, Why should I? -Tell her,
Or I'll shoot her right here,
Wait, Wait, I'll tell her,
Sweety,
-Rohit, what is all this? -Go inside,
Rohit, what is all this?
Rohit, this girl,,,
Move it,
-She is also here, -This girl,,, And she has a gun,
All of you are also here,
Why are you standing naked? With your hands up,
-Rohit, -Who is she?
She talks so much, Blabbermouth,
Shut her up or I'll shoot her right here,
-Mother is here, -I'm sure,
-It is aunt, -I'll go crazy,
Bell after bell,
Is this your house or a house of bells?
Someone shows up every ten minutes,
Come on, Open the door,
-I won't, -Come on,
Come on, Open the door or I'll blow off the heads of all of you right here,
-Open it, -Come on,
-Okay, -Move this side,
-Sweety,
Smarty, this way,
-Dear, come here, -And you guys, Go inside,
Inside,
-Inside? -Come on,
Go inside, I'll blow your heads off,
-Go, Go, -We'll not go back to that room,
-Papa, -Where is Sweety?
-What are you doing? -Where is Sweety?
-What's wrong? -I'll not leave you,
-I'll kill you, -What are you doing?
-I know Sweety is here, -Sweety hasn't come here,
I saw her enter with my own eyes,
-Where is Sweety? -Papa, What are you doing?
Your daughter is missing,
-Where is Sweety? -You have a sword in your hands,
-No, -Do you think I'm a fool?
She hasn't come here,
-Papa, -I saw her enter with my own eyes,
-Papa, -Where is Sweety?
Papa,
What are you doing? I'll get sliced,
If I find Sweety here then I'll cut you into pieces,
-Darn you, -The Sardar has gone crazy,
-What are you doing? Papa, -Sweety, Sweety,
Sweety,
-The bedroom is open, -Yes,
-And you're half naked in your shorts, -Yes, papa,
This means Sweety is inside,
-No, papa, -Sweety,
-Papa, Don't go inside, -Sweety, Sweety,
He's gone, He's done,
You fool, Had you told me beforehand that Sweety was inside
this wouldn't have been my state,
Had I told you, you would've cut me into pieces,
-I'll kill you anyway, -No,
Papa, I'm sorry,
-Sorry, -I'll never forgive you,
I told you so many times to stay away from Rohit,
But you just didn't listen to me,
Forget it,
They are a couple,
Yes, they are a couple,
I don't understand what's happening here,
-Nor do I, -Let me explain,
Please do,
You love this joker who came to rape me,
-Rape, -Rape,
-No, No, I didn't, -Darn you,
-Want to see his misdeeds, -Yes, Show, Show,
Want to see? Hold on,
-See this, -Oh God,
Papa, you also watch,
Disgusting, Rohit,
-You'll rot in hell, -Uncle!
I had told you, There is no oxygen here,
There is carbon dioxide here,
Jerk, See,
Haseena, when did you record this video?
I sensed that your intentions were not good
when you were carrying me to the bedroom from the sofa,
Excuse me, look, I had stopped you from coming inside,
And also these two from taking you inside,
Bu you were saying that if she yields,
-I'll go first, -Really?
I could hear everything,
Which means that the girl is cunning,
He is right, She is very fast,
Didn't you see? How she was gesturing to us by way of her stuff?
-Yes, And what was she saying? -What?
-You could need condom anytime, -Say,
Disgusting, You're a really bad person,
Sweety, I had told you beforehand to stay away from this crook,
The kids who don't listen to their parents always suffer,
-Sorry, -Our bad,
We've made a mistake,
-Please forgive us, -Hands up,
And we've also got the punishment for our misdeeds,
Yes, we've suffered a lot,
-Pritam, where are you? Come fast, -We're at the door,
Okay, The door is open, Come inside quickly,
Okay,
Here,
-Come fast, -Who are they?
Haseena,,,
Damn!
-Is everything fine? -What took you so long?
Haseena, the cops are outside,
We got in the moment it left,
-These people? -They are my men,
Haseena, you're so naÃ¯ve,
These are pest control people, I know them,
They were here in the morning,
Smarty, You're so naÃ¯ve,
-They are my men, -Really?
They came to your house on my orders,
We had to survey the house, you see,
Brother, this is cheating, Pure cheating,
Pritam, barring this smarty tie everyone up,
Why are you tying us up? What have we done
Grab them,
Get in line, Get in line,
-Come on, No noise, Come on, -Papa, Sweety,
Tie them, No one makes a sound,
-Why are you tying us? -Rahul,
-Haseena, why are you doing that? -Quiet,
-Leave us, -Shut your mouth,
What have we done? What have we done?
-Leave us, -Why?
Why are you doing this?
-You dog, We are in a mess now, -Sorry,
And smarty, you, Go and help them out a little,
-Who? -Tell them, What's in the safe? And where?
-No, No, Please, -Come on,
What are you doing? I'll be ruined,
-Come on, -Please let me go,
-Please, -Come on, go,
Rohit, don't tell them,
-Leave, Leave him, -Son,
Where are you taking me?
-Where are you taking him? -You will ruin him,
Please, Let us go,
We won't repeat our mistake,
You beat us up, What else do you want?
-Let us go, -Leave me, Forgive me,
I'll never peep into any room again,
-Let her go, Leave us, -Haseena, you're so nice,
You're so beautiful, Let us go,
Rohit,
-How did it come to this? -Why did you give all that?
-Hurry, Bring it fast, -Where are you taking him?
Rohit, Rohit,
-He's ruined, -Come on, Come fast,
-Rahul, -Look,
Be quiet,
-Brother, Hello, -He'll be ruined,
Haseena,
Where is this stuff going?
-Leave us, -Pritam,
-Leave with them, I'll come, -Hey,
Okay, get up,
Haseena, leave quickly,
Listen, Wait,
I'm ruined, They took everything,
Till jerks like you exist people like Haseena will never be out of business,
Tough luck,
Oh Haseena
Thief, Thief,
-Call the cops, -Catch her,
-Thief, Thief, Catch her, -Call the cops, Thief, Thief,
-Call the cops, Call the cops, -Thief, Thief,
Oh Haseena
Rohit, how did it come to this?
Very sad, Very sad,
You know what? I've learnt a lesson today,
What?
That you should never be in company of bad friends,
You never know where, when or how they might put you in trouble,
-Yeah, -What did you lose? Nothing,
I have lost everything,
-Now where do I look for that chick? -Yes,
Yes?
-Hi, sir, I'm Haseena, -Hello,
I've come from Golden Section Company,
And I want to show you some of my graphic designs,
Look, I have to go out now, Sorry, I'm busy,
Sir, I'll take just five minutes, So can I come inside?
-Okay, Come, -Thank you,
He has taken the bait
The twinkle of my eye Lives in that window in front
She lives
The twinkle of my eye Lives in that window in front
Every day, Every second In every heartbeat my heart tells me
The twinkle of my eye Lives in that window in front
She lives
Make me the love of your life
Love me a little as Much as you love yourself
Let go of the hate Love me a little
My dusky beauty
I've lost my eyes to Your deep blue eyes
My love
My dusky beauty
My love is meant for you
The world does not matter to me
I'll never leave your hand
My love You're beautiful
No, I'm fine as I'm
I know, I'm the queen of refinement
I'm the damsel
I have admirers like you
Just tell me where to go
Let me see, only chaos
Just chaos
You got me
Fate will unite us
There are no flowers Without water
True friends are hard to find
My dusky beauty
I've lost my eyes to Your deep blue eyes
My love
My dusky beauty
I'll make you the queen of my heart
I swear I'll hold you close to my heart
I'll spend my life happily with you
My love You're beautiful