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THE DARMA EFFECT
What’s that?
It’s the movie script we’re gonna film,
But weren’t you showing this to the producers?
Yeah, but they don’t seem to see what I see,
Well, I don’t know,
Let me take a look at it and I’ll let you know,
Number one is the cinema,
Again
Number one is the cinema,
Oh shit!
She’s so hot!
I want her,
Duh, me too
What’s her name?
You ain't got the balls to ask her,
What a woman, she’s a goddess,
Shit!
You are all sick in the head,
Do I have to remind you about your Swedish god that comes on Fridays?
It’s true dude, you’d die to serve him at the bar,
That’s different,
Yes, sure,
I think she’s cute,
See?
Even Andrea agrees with us,
No way I’m taking you to heaven tonight,
Are you serious?
Now you can jack yourself off thinking about her,
Because you won’t be touching me for a very long time,
But baby,,,
Sucks to be you, bro!
Slob on my knob
Like your mom did to a horse,
What?
I love this place, man!
Guys, this is the best fucking dive in Madrid!
Fuck sake!
Bro, bro, bro
What? What’s going on?
Bro, they’re gonna fuck us up!
Come on then
Eh? Watch out!
Oh sorry
Man, you nearly stained my shirt,
Where the fuck are the rest?
It’s been a while since I’ve seen them,
I have no idea of where they are,
Fuck!
Guys, guys
Come here, We’ve met a group of hot chicks,
Come on, I’ll introduce you,
You guys go, I’m gonna take it easy,
Here we are, Jon,
It doesn’t make any sense to come to a club to meet your dream girl,
Aaallright!
It is what it is, Are you gonna stay here like a fucking loser all night?
Yeah, Jaime, That’s what I’m gonna do,
Man, it’d be good for you to meet other chicks,
Dude, you can go, I’ll see you later,
You do you, asshole!
The Codex of the Underworld?
A bit overdramatic, don’t you think?
No,
It’s cool,
My name is Elena,
Jon
The ebony goddess right next to me is Leiza,
Hi
How you doing?
The fucking loser Carpenter fan next to you is Íñigo,
What’s up man?
How you doing?
Good morning
Hi
Welcome to Cinema 101,
My name is Héctor,
And I’ll be the one guiding you through the history of cinematography,
This year, we’ll be learning the tools that every film director needs to know to make a movie,
But before,,,
I’d like to make one thing clear,
Making cinema is an awesome experience,,,
,,,unique, magic,,,
But,,, even though it might be difficult to hear the truth, it’s also a business,
Sometimes more so than it is art,
Just how Federico Fellini used to say,,,
The film industry is macabre, grotesque,
It is most similar to a football match and a brothel,
The sooner you get to understand this,
the better,
Do you know her?
Who? Rebeca?
Sure,
She’s the new usher,
You never rest, do you?
Yes,
I’ve read it,
And?
It’s fucking sick,
But, listen, How are you planning to film this, dude?
I’ve got a second hand sound system,
The old Handycam and €2187 saved,
That’s not enough,
Filming this is so fucking expensive,
Of course it’s not enough, But we’re gonna make it through our own means,
Yeah, but this is not a short film, It’s a fucking action movie,
Dude,
I need to make this film no matter what,
So, come on,
What?
And you’re gonna be the main character, dude,
The main character?
You’re already getting me into this shit, dickhead!
The movie that we’re gonna film, guys,
Fuck, that’s a massive book,
The Codex of the Underworld
That’s a lot of pages, Jon,
What did you expect? A fucking club flyer?
Woah, Woah, Woah ,,,
So wait,
When did you say we were gonna start filming this?
We’re starting tomorrow,
No way, it’s so damn hot,
You know what? Fuck it!
Do you want to make a fucking movie? We’re gonna make a fucking movie, man!
Count me in, You have my sword, man,
This dickhead already got us into this shit,
We’re all set,
I told you, didn’t I?
Hey, this is really well printed, Thick paper
Jon
It’s ready, Have a look and tell me what you think,
Yeah, Sick, right?
Thanks,
Come here, let me explain this to you,
You’ve just got the Codex, alright?
And you have to run away from the creature that was protecting it,
You leave with the codex,
Yes
You stop here,
Nelson, can you put a mark here?
You stop and you leave the scene,
Ok, but do you want me to look at the codex before leaving the scene, to give it a bit of intrigue?
Go on, sounds cool, Let’s try that,
Right, let’s go, Let’s film it,
Dude, dude
Watch out, you can find literally anything in there,
Like used condoms
What?
Have you taken a poor girl to that cave?
Yes, so what? That turned her on,
Dude, that’s caveman shit!
Damn, the troglosex, troglosex, troglosex
Pussies, pussies,,,
Fuck off!
Alright, come on, let’s film,
Eh!
And I shot it in one take,
Nah, I know, You did an Oscar-winning interpretation, asshole,
Eh! What are you laughing at?
Nothing, Shooting stuff,
No, not here, not here!
Hey, I’m meeting the girls in the Flooker at nine,
If we finish early, maybe we’ll see you there,
That works for me,
You can also come by the way,
I can introduce you to my friends, Jon,
A lot of them don’t have a boyfriend,
Even if they have one, you know,
Thanks, but for now I don’t want to know anything about chicks,
I do,
I know you do,
Hey
New girl
Come here, I’ll introduce you,
Hey, look, these are the projectionists,
Rubén and Jon
Guys, this is my best friend, Darma,
Hi there
Hi
Can I help you?
I am,,,
I am struggling,
Nah, no worries
Look, the trick is to start with the upper corners,
You’ll get the hang of it very soon,
I hope so,
Whatever you need, please let me know,
Sure
Thanks
That’s alright,
Let her go,
I think that’s the best role of his life,
Don’t move!
Are you alright dude? It seems like you’ve got your head in the clouds, Hey!
I know man,
Come get him,
Gimme me the wallet,
Come and get it,
They’re still in the Flooker,
I don’t think I’m getting laid tonight,
Hey, do you mind if Darma comes tomorrow for lunch?
Are they with Darma?
It looks like it,
Do you mind?
Fucking hell, You’re so annoying,
Don’t be silly, Why don’t you want to be in the film?
Because I can’t be bothered, Stop insisting, Full stop
I don’t get it dude,
Maybe you understand this, Pum
So you don’t want to be in the film, right? That’s it then,
Thanks
Sorry, I missed the bus,
Hi, how you doing?
Hi there, how you doing?
All good,
How you doing?
Rebeca told me that you’re filming a movie,
What is it about?
It’s like an adventure movie,
like Raiders of the Lost Ark,
And it’s like a dauntless adventurer,,,
That’s me,
Are you the main character?
Yes
So yeah, like a dauntless adventurer, the dark forces trying to dominate the world and so on, ,,,
Love it,
Cool!
Would you give me a second?
Hey, Jon, Why don’t you ask Darma to be in the movie?
That way you’ll stop harassing me,
I’m going to be the one harassing you,
Bye, hey!
Hey, how you doing? Sorry, I didn’t see you,
Do you leave very early?
Yes
Hey, listen, I wanted to tell you something,
Rebeca told me that you like cinema,
I love it,
So there’s a role in my film that,,,
maybe you’d like to play,
It’s,,,
a mysterious villain,
And I can’t find anyone that can do it, So, maybe,,,
you feel like doing it,
Do I come across as a mysterious villain?
I mean, I don’t know you well enough to know if you’re a villain, but you do seem quite mysterious, to be honest,
And I don’t know, the way you look is,,,
enigmatic and that could look good on camera,
Fine
I’ll be your,,,
bad girl?
Sure
So,,,
here’s the script,
Read it when you have some time,
And you’ll tell me what you think,
Sure
I’m going back to work,
I’ll let you know, ok?
Sure
So what?
How’s The Codex of the Underworld going?
How is it going? We’ll be starting the shooting on Saturday,
How? With what money?
Nah, with my buddies, With our own means,
How about you? Are you working on any projects?
I’ve just finished the script for a short film,
It’s quite an easy one, Huh, Far from your blockbuster productions,
It’s about a serial killer, American Psycho style,
Hey, You could’ve waited for us,
Sorry about that,
We’re gonna grab a beer, Do you want to come?
We don’t bite,
Well, actually, Leiza does bite,
You’re such an assehole, Well since you’re such a dick you’re gonna be paying for the beers now,
The thing is that I’m going to work now, But if you want we can go tomorrow, Yeah?
Sure
Cool! See you tomorrow,
Ciao
How you doing?
OK, when are we filming?
But have you read the script already?
Yeah and I love it,
And my character has a femme fatale touch that I love, It’s wild,
Cool! It’d be great If you could learn,,,
the dialogues from the scene 11, that’s where we’re starting,
I’m upset about the content of the Codex,
Its translation is full of dangerous inaccuracies,
If we want to bring back Hades’ army,
We need to focus all our strengths,,,
On decoding those passages,
Open the gates of the underworld is our priority,
Ok, we will be starting the shooting tomorrow,
Great!
This is my number,
Send me here time and place, ok?
For fuck’s sake,
How can they be so good?
I know, dude, Who’s made them?
My grandma, man,
Well tell her that they were fucking incredible,
Jon
What do you think?
I’m a bit nervous,
Don’t worry, you’re gonna do a great job,
Ok, I’ll tell you, You move closer,
I don’t think this is a good idea,
What is not a good idea?
This
I don’t know how to act,
You should give this role to another girl,
Look Darma,,,
No, you look,
If I go in front of that camera, I’m gonna fuck up your film,
You’re not gonna fuck anything up,
You’re gonna do great,
Any other girl would do it better,
Right, but I don’t want anyone else to do it,
Look
Darma listen to me, I need you to calm down,
None of us know anything about interpretation,
That’s it, Don’t feel pressured,
Hugo needed 27 takes to do his first shot,
27 takes to say one single word, And look at him,
You only have to do the exact same thing that you did at the cinema,
The same?
The same
I was left with my mouth open, I’m being serious,
Really?
I wish I had my camera at that moment,
What?
Fine,
Do you want to rehearse?
No
Are you sure?
Let’s film it,
Come on
Great!
Just relax,
Ok, filming now,
The Codex of the Underworld, scene 16 take one, roll one,
I’m ready!
Ok and action!
That third-rate minor got away,
As soon as we find him,
I’ll kill him with my own hands,
However,
I’m upset about the content of the Codex,
Its translation is full of dangerous inaccuracies, So,,,
we need to be careful,
If we want to bring back Hades’ army,
We need to focus all our efforts
on decoding those passages,
Open the gates of the underworld is our priority,
So,,,
you want to be a film director?
Yeah
Yeah, the truth is that above all else,
Is that I admire people so determined and with things so clear in their head,
I guess that the most difficult part is to know what you want to do with your life, Don’t you think?
And you?
Me?
Actress? Perhaps,
Can you imagine?
Yeah
Parading the Oscars’ red carpet?
Are you alright?
No
What happened?
I think I sprained my ankle,
I’m upset about the content of the Codex,
Thanks for walking me home, How do the scenes look?
Very good, I’m really happy,
I’m really glad, Despite how nervous I was, I had a great time, Speak to you later cus I’m ZzzZ, xxx!
Sleep well, xxx!
With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love,
It’s my favorite quote from Casablanca,
I’ve probably watched it about 100 times and I know every line by heart,
What if I tell you that I haven’t watched it?
You haven’t watched Casablanca?
I swear,
I don’t believe you,
And you want to be a film director?
I know, I have no excuse, I have it in my “to watch” list,
You’d better watch it,
How about you?
What’s your favorite classic movie?
I would say “Rear Window”,
Grace Kelly and James Stewart, working for the master of thrillers,
What?
You’re gonna laugh at me, Because I haven’t watched it,
But I know what it is about,
I also know what’s Casablanca about,
Are we some sort of cinematic sinners?
Well,,,
Each movie has its own place,
We’re gonna go in room 1 to watch Spiderman if you want to join us,
After we close?
Are you allowed to do that?
Every Thursday, we watch new movie releases,
Could I see the projection booth later?
Because,,,
I’m curious about how you project the films,
Jon
It’s not allowed,
Come on!
Come up later,
Ok
I’m gonna start locking up and I’ll catch you later,
Cool!
Wow!
This is awesome,
This is the Batcave,
I love it,
I had no idea this looked like this at all,
Is this where you spy on me from?
What?
Nothing,
Does the film have to go through here?
Look, through here, this is the chrono,
How do you do it?
With a lot of practice
Right
Shit!
Can I tell you a secret?
Sure
Those machines are programmed to project 25 frames per second instead of 24,
But that would make films to last less time,
Yeah, like 5 or 10 minutes less,
Why?
Because that way they can put more ads or do an extra session every day,
Fuckers!
Money doesn’t give a shit about art,
Yeah, but me and you can’t do anything,
Look,
That’s it,
It’s Apocalypse Now,
Are you putting on Apocalypse Now?
Well, taking it out,
I love this film, Have you watched,,, Heart of Darkness?
I love it,
It’s awesome,
Have it,
For you
A second of Apocalyse Now,
Really?
For you
Do you want me to show you how to put on a film?
Yeah, sure
The first thing is to check that the image in both rolls goes in the same direction, ok?
This is the sound stripe and it has to go on the same side when you put two rolls together,
Every frame has four perforations, and this is the strand that divides them,
So, the only thing left is to assemble them, You put tape on,,, and you combine them,
Do you wanna do it yourself?
Me?
No,
No, no!
Come on,
No! I don’t wanna mess up Apocalypse Now,
It’s a bit too late for that,
I knoooow,
Seen like that,
Ok
Like this?
Yeah, Let me see,
Look, they have to make eight perforations, because otherwise when it goes through the cachet of the machine it’ll go off center,
Did that ever happen to you?
Just once
Zoning out in this job can be dangerous,
Yeah,
I bet,
Jon,
I love how you smell,
Come on!
You can play the movie whenever you want, Everyone is in the room already,
I’m going downstairs, ok?
Sure
What?
No, nothing,
Come on,
Put the movie on, asshole!
So you also get free popcorn, do you?
No,
This is awesome,
I’m thinking about doing a Hitchcock cycle,
I don’t know how many movies there are, but I want to see them all, like in a marathon,
Grace Kelly or Vera Miles?
Grace Kelly,
Speaking of blondes,,,
How you doing with Darma?
What about Darma?
Ah I don’t know,,, it’s just that you always seem very close, isn’t it?
Yeah, we just get along fucking great,
Yeah,,,
but you fancy her, don’t you?
Yeah, A lot,
Then why don’t you attack?
I don’t know, man,
She’s out of my league,
Out of your league,,,
Marta has fucked your brain up really good,
There’s something in Darma that terrifies me, dude,
It’s like I can’t get her out of my head since the firm moment I saw her,
So what?
Is that bad?
No, but it scares the shit out of me,
Are you gonna invite her to your birthday?
Sure,
Well done, bro,
Asshole!
See you,
I’m watching Rear Window, I love it,
You won’t believe me, but I’m watching Casablanca,
Haha, Every movie has its place, Let me know what you think,
Haha, By the way, tomorrow I’m having my birthday party, You can come if you feel like it,
I would love to but I cannot, So sorry, have a good time,
What a pity, Without you it will not be the same,
What’s up dude?
How you doing?
Happy birthday, man!
Thanks, dude,
How you doing, Jon?
Happy birthday!
Do you wanna grab a drink?
Yeah, sure,
There’s everything you want on the bench,
Cool!
Come on, let’s go,
Happy birthday, cutie!
Hi,
You didn’t think I wasn’t gonna come and wish you happy birthday, right?
What do you wanna drink?
What’s to drink?
Come here,
It’s 12 years,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
12
Six years for the degree, four for the specialization,
I’m gonna quit that shit job, dude,
OK, aren’t you gonna get bored always doing the same thing?
Nooo dude, I like it, And if get bored, I’ll quit and do something else,
I would kill myself if I had to do the same thing for good,
Stairway to heaven is what I play when I get laid, She gets her hotter than an ashtray,
But have you gotten laid yet?
What do you think, dude?
They’ve deflowered him!
What do you think, dude?
If you need any advice, let me know,
What advice? You clown, What? Should I tea-bag you? If I put my dick on your back I’d make you a tanker,
Here it comes,,, here’s Lotinas,
We gotta ask Valle what she thinks,
Go and ask her,
Look, if I have to be studying for 12 years, that’s fine,
But if I have to be listening to Stairway to heaven for 12 years while I’m getting laid,,,
maybe not
No way!
Then I would definitely kill myself,
You have to be kidding, dude!
I don’t know, ask Huguito,
And then that guitar plucking sounds
And I’m there bang, bang, bang,,,
Oh my god!
No! I mean, I’m sorry, but I can’t imagine your boyfriend,,, I mean,,,
Girls, he can’t find out that I told you, Please, it’s a secret,
To Stairway to heaven
So, what?
Are you gonna deny it?
What?
Do you fancy Jon?
We just get along,,,
that’s all,
Sure,
Come on, dude,
You fuck each other with your eyes,
You’re really annoying, you know,
What’s this film?
Day for Night, From Truffaut,
That’s not Day for Night,
Ah no? You tell me,
I’m telling you that this is not Day for Night,
How much do you wanna bet?
Whatever you want, asshole!
Oh my goodness, if I knew this was gonna happen, I wouldn’t have asked,
What’s up?
What’s this film?
Day for Night from Truffaut
From 73
See, dickhead,
Can we stop talking about fucking cinema and toast?
To Jon!!!
We have to ask our manager for time off because otherwise,,, we’re not going,
You’re the apple of his eyes, You have to go and speak with him,
I’m the apple of his eyes when he drinks a bit too much,
But what I wonder is how someone that’s such an asshole and such a snitch can get a role like that,
Do you know how?
How?
That’s gross!
Oh please, man!
I can tell you know what you’re talking about Huguito,
A well-travelled man,
And what do you guys do in bed?
This girl
Calm your tits!
Woah, look at what she just said,
Rock and Roll fans, right?
Son of a bitch!
You’re such an expert plucking the guitar, huh?
Stop it!
Stairway, Stairway
Shut up,
How can you be such assholes?
I’ve just got it,
So what?
So now,,,
You don’t get laid yourselves?
Well,,,
I mean, do you know the energy boost you get when,,,
God!!!
I can’t handle it!
I just can’t with this guy,
Hey, where are you going?
Ciao
Ciao guys, See you tomorrow,
I gotta go ok?
Stay,
I gotta do things,
But I’d love to stay,
How do I look?
Marcelo, come here,
Hmmmm,
Your lips are too tempting,
Cut!
How did it go?
Glorious, man,
Jon, have you put the film together yet?
Yeah, I’m on it,
What a son of a bitch!
I ́ll come see you later,
So what’s her name?
Darma
You’re such a dog, Tell me about it,
What do you want me to tell you? She’s a colleague,
I don’t know,,, is she hot?
She’s different, man,
Oh right, different,
You’re under her spell, huh! Really under her spell,
You gotta meet her, man,
Who do we have to meet?
This Casanova, he’s succeeded!
Oh, riiight, now I understand why you were so happy,
She’s called Darma,
Man, can I speak?
Speak then,
Well, congratulations then!
Thanks
Yeah, we’re so happy for you,
So, have you reached second base?
Seriously, Iñigo? It’s always the same with you,
You drain me,
What?
That you drain me,
Look, deep down you love me,
Very deep down,
But you love me,
But very deep down
If you want, we can hold the wrap party at mine,
And I can introduce you,
Sounds great, dude,
Cool,
So what? Do you want to grab a drink?
I can’t, I’m meeting her, but we keep in touch for the party, ok?
Relax, I’m in charge of that,
You scare me, man,
See you later,
Ciao
Can I get,,, two Arcade milkshakes?
Do you have a Membership Card?
Darma Dallas, Multipass
I love this idea,
Is that the next thing you want to do when you’re done with the movie?
Well,,, could be,
It’s just that now I’m writing something that,,,
I’m really looking forward to film,
What is it?
You
What?
In a way, you’re always in everything I write,
Can I read it?
Yeah, When it’s finished,
Jon
What?
Jon
You’ve just proclaimed me your muse, huh?
Please, let me read that fucking script,
No,
Not yet,
Ok, fair enough,
I want
To read
That script,
I’m crazy about you,
I know,
What do I have to do for you to let me read it?
Be patient,
I’m not a patient girl,
I don’t care,
You’re evil,
Fuck, sake!
It’s so fucking hot!
I’m starting to enjoy this,,, a lot,
Do you think I could do your job?
The assembly, shooting,,, all of that,
Yeah, sure,
You’ve watched a lot movies, You have a good eye,
I know,
I don’t know if it’s what I really want to do, But,,,
,,,I really enjoy the feeling of uncertainty that you get when you face a new challenge,
I do like a lot the creative part, You know?
Yeah, of course,
I think you would be fucking great,
You’d have to show me,,, whatever you direct,
If I can help you with something, let me know, ok?
Thanks, Jon
Kill them,
What?
You made him crazy for you, right?
Absolutely!
Ahw,,,
Jon has finally found his dream girl,
Come on,
I’ll do that for you,
Jon,,, Can you come home?
Are you alright?
Stay with me, please,
I don’t wanna be by myself,
What?
You’re perfect,
I’m not,
I asked myself what I’ve done to have a girlfriend as incredible as you,
Why are you saying that?
What?
I think you’re mistaken, Jon,
Because this is not a relationship,
I’m going downstairs,,,
my break is over,
Are you, alright?
Have I done something to upset you?
No,
Then, what’s happening? I don’t understand anything, Darma,
Is this over?
Hi, it’s Darma, Tell me what you want and I’ll call you later,
I forgot to return it to you,
It wasn’t necessary,
It’s yours,
How was it?
Hi, it’s Darma, Tell me what you want and I’ll call you later,
Dude, Room 8 should’ve started 10 minutes ago,
Fuck,,,
Leave it, leave it, I’ve already put it on myself,
What do I owe you?
Nothing,
Next dinner is on you,
Thanks, man,
Jon
I’ve just seen Darma resigning,
She’s collecting her stuff and she’s heading off,
Ok, great, Cut,
Are you sure?
Hey, don’t you wanna film another one?
We’ve just done one take,
Hey,,,
What?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Nothing, it was a good shot,
This is because of Darma, right?
Yeah, so what?
What do you mean ‘So what’ ? How about the film?
I don’t care about the film, dude,
Oh, so you don’t care,
Fucking great!
There are a lot of people here working their asses off for your idea,
What’s going on?
There’s no film,
What?
Do you want to be a film director?
Eh!
Eh! Dickhead!
Why don’t you pick up the fucking phone?
I didn’t know that you were such an asshole,
Look, I didn’t want that,,,
You’re an asshole, dude,
We just wanted to help you,
What are you doing here?
I’m looking about applying next year,
I’ve already done it,
Are you gonna come to the party at least?
No, I don’t think so,
Your loss then,
Forget about her,
Listen to me,
It works,
Focus on your dreams
And nothing else,
I hope, I see you here next year,
Elena!
Tell them that the party is at mine,
I owe you one,
Man,
Gather the crew,
Because we have to finish the film, dude,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I’m an asshole,
But the moment has arrived,,,
The moment of the battle,
Battle! Battle! Battle!
Same rules as always,
What battle?
Don’t you know?
You split the players into two teams,
Each team chooses their champion,
They will go head to head in a cinema quiz,
The losing team will have to pay for all the booze at the next party,
You’re not going?
There’s no need,
In case anyone was in doubt,
We choose Elena,
Elena! Elena!
How many times have you won?
15, 16,,, To be honest I can’t even remember,
Well, we’d have to see who you went up against,
Excuse me?
So we choose,,,
Me
You choose me,
Oook
Ok, so we choose Jon,
Jon, Jon, Jon!
Are you ready to lose?
If you’re so sure about it,
Why don’t we make this more interesting and bet something?
Are you a chicken, McFly?
Don’t back out later, eh?
Same to you
Dude,,, are you sure? I,,,
Look, it’s not that I don’t trust you,,,
It’s just that I’m sick of losing money at every single party,
This girl has watched every movie in the world,
Fuck, she even knows things like,,, the color of Jodie Foster’s shoes in Taxi Driver,
It’s fucking bananas,
Red
What?
The shoes are red,
Alright
You’re our man,
Crush her!
Ready?
Ready,
Shoot,
First question, Elena
Who directed ‘Body Heat’ in 1981?
Lawrence Kasdan,
Correct
Jon
What was used in Psycho’s iconic scene to mimic Janet Leigh’s blood?
Chocolate syrup
Very good
Let’s go!
With what movie did the legendary director Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau win an Oscar?
He didn’t win any,
That’s my girl!
Jon
In what movie was the first computer-generated movie character included?
Young Sherlock Holmes
Title of the movie that David Lean never got to film?
Nostromo
For what movie did the actress Diane Keaton win the Oscar for Best Actress?
For Annie Hall
Correct
Very Good
Come on!
Grace Kelly
Dorsia
The apartment
Klaatu
Barada
Nikto
Eh! Eh! He didn’t pronounce it correctly,
What are you talking about?
Yes, Yes, It’s correct, Let’s move on,
1,21 gigawatts
Blackmail
Batman
In what year was Alien released?
Dude,,, Alien
In nineteen,,,
seventy-nine
Correct
How many lives does this legendary killer take in this movie?
27 corpses
The bloodiest movie from the whole saga,
How the hell do you know that?
Jason Voorhees, My favorite slasher killer, my darling,
You’re a fucking nerd,
That made me horny,
This is the last question,
The tightest duel we’ve ever had,
So if our last player can answer this question, he will be the winner,
If they get it right, of course,
If they get it right,
Ok,
Let’s go for it,
Jon
From what film does this famous quote come from?
With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love,
Man, what’s going on?
He doesn’t know it,
Stop fucking with me, You do know it,
He doesn’t know it,
He doesn’t know it, Yeah!!!
Time to pay,
Check,
Why did you lie in the battle?
Because I didn’t want to break your winning streak,
Come on, dude,
Seriously
Because Casablanca is Darma’s favorite movie,
You know what?
What?
The attraction you feel for someone,,, is not something that you can control,
You can’t block it and that’s it,
And most of all, you shouldn’t feel bad for feeling something for someone,
Even though her feelings towards you are different,
I don’t know, we all go through something like that at some point in life,
When you meet someone and,,, well it’s simply not the right moment,
Checkmate
Fucking hell!
You’re gonna have to teach me, eh?
Well,,,
If you want, I can start by teaching you,,,
how the queen moves,
What a piece of shit!
Such an early bird
You scared me,
Sorry
What are you up to?
I’ve just finished the movie,
There’s only few scenes left, but that’s it,
I wanna watch it,
It’s a piece of shit!
Come on, let me watch it,
Come on then, you do you,
Do you want a coffee?
Yeah, with a lot of sugar,
Ah, you gotta click,,,
Here
I know, dude,
Thanks,
It’s so good, dude,
Fucking great, yeah!
Look,,,
You don’t have the money or the resources to face something like this, That’s obvious,
The technical quality isn’t great,
But I don’t know,,,
Fuck, I think it’s a really funny parody-tribute,
There’s a lot of passion,
You can see what you wanted to make,
You can see the talent through those scenes,
I’m being serious, Don’t look at me like that,
Ah! So you’re being serious,
Of course, silly,
It’s admirable that you try something like that,
Everyone starts with comedies or dramas, And you’ve had the balls to make an adventure movie,
True
Do you think I should show it to the world?
Of course, Why wouldn’t you do that?
I don’t know, because of the quality, for example,
Look,,,
your intention wasn’t to win an Oscar with this,
No,
There we go,
Learn from your mistakes, And this is a brilliant mistake,
You’ll have time to face bigger projects, More professional, I don’t know,
This is gonna be the first hurdle and you’ll always remember it,
By the way, have you thought about adding the face of the characters with their names to the credits?
Damn, I haven’t thought about that, but that could be cool,
I want a copy,
Is that her?
Who?
Darma,
Is that her?
Yeah,
Look,,,
you’re fucking great dude
And you really turn me on
but,,,
maybe we should consider what has happened today as a one off until you clear your mind a little,
Yeah, maybe,
Yeah, I think that would be best,
I’m gonna take a shower, ok?
Allright
That movie of yours didn’t turn out so bad in the end,
We told you, right? You should’ve been part of it,
Yeah, yeah, Sorry
Move away, move away,
Don’t throw popcorn around, dude,
I look like fucking Wesley Snipes,
You’re fucking Blade,
Look how Nelson hogs the camera,
It’s a hell of a picture,
This is massive,
Congratulations, bro
It’s been a success,
Thanks, man, There’s no fucking way I could’ve done this without you,
You know that you can count on me for anything you want,
Sorry for having been an asshole, dude,
Don’t worry about it,
I would’ve done the same if I were in your shoes,
I turn you on, right?
A lot
And how are you doing now?
To be honest right now, I feel an impotency that’s killing me, man
But well, there’s more chicks, right?
But there’s nobody like her, man,
Eh! That girl controls it,
Cut!
Enough, don’t you think?
I liked it,,,
But I think I wanna do another take,
What? I wanna change the framing,
Allright
You should’ve won the bet then, big man,
Allright, we’re doing another take,
Elena wants to see Jon’s ass one more time,
Action!
Get a room,
You’re such a pain, man,
Woah, woah, woah
I don’t like this,
Are you scared Iñigo?
No, what I am is claustrophobic, moron,
Could you imagine if there was a dead body on top of the elevator?
That’s a great reference,
Yeah, Very funny
Technical Service
What’s the issue?
You speak,
3PO shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Pardon?
Can you shut up and listen? Shut down all the garbage mashers,
What the fuck are you doing? We’re gonna get stuck in here,
What the fuck?
Fuck you, motherfuckers!
Sorry guys, I couldn’t help it,
You’re a fucking joker!
No, he’s a fucking asshole!
If we stay in here for much longer, I’m gonna kill you,
You’re late,
We nearly died in the elevator,
Yeah, he plays it up a lot,
Girl, I love your costume,
Really?
Thanks, buddy
Well, I’m sorry to tell you that I have to continue being the hostess, but I promise that I’ll escape later so we can catch up, ok?
Sure
No need to say that “my house is your house”, because what is mine is yours,
So the drinks are in the kitchen and snacks are over there, ok?
Have a lot of fun, See you later,
Ciao
Ciao, gorgeous
Should we take a picture?
Come on,
Hi Jon
Hey, how you doing?
Good, How about you?
So,,, I didn’t know that you knew Leiza,
Who?
The hostess, the girl that,,,
Ah, no, no, she’s,,,
She’s a friend of a friend,
Sandra didn’t want to come by herself and she got me into this,,, so here I am,
Ah, Sandra
Yeah,
Hey, you would make a cute couple with those costumes, eh!
I thought you forgot about my beer,
But well, I see that,,, you have a good excuse,
Nice to meet you,
Hi
Darma, Iñigo, Iñigo, Darma
You were right, dickhead!
Well, I’m leaving you alone, I didn’t mean to interrupt,
Ciao
He’s charming,
Super-charming!
I’m happy I saw you,
Same to you!
All good?
How you doing? Yeah, I think so,
I think so,
How about you?
What a coincidence, right?
Apparently your friend Sandra is a friend of Leiza,
Ok, come on, come with us, I’m gonna introduce you to a friend that’s dressed as Princess Leia,
Ok, I’ll go with you in a sec,
Wait, wait,
Thanks
Are you leaving already?
Yeah,
I gotta work tomorrow,
I’d love to stay longer, but,,,
And you?
I’m gonna get some ice,
Seriously?
I wouldn’t do that,
Why?
Again with the damn prank?
Beg your pardon?
What do you want? Do you want me to call the police?
Sir, I think you’re confused, We are stuck in the elevator,
So,,, sorry ma’am, excuse me,
We’ll send the technician there immediately,
Stay calm,
Thanks
People are crazy, right?
Have you rented the suit,,,?
Yeah, that’s what it seems like,
I’ve watched the movie,
The Codex of the Underworld
I’m not sure how a VHS copy got into my hands,
And?
I really liked it,
I had fun,
I think that,,,
I think that,,, being part of the team made me enjoy it a lot more,
I’m glad,
I liked it a lot, Jon,
Do you remember that I was,,, scared to death because you made me,,,
fight with that sword?
That wasn’t my fault, That was Nelson’s fault,
Jon, it was your fault,
Even though that wasn’t as bad as the day Hugo ate the wasp, I have to admit,
Hugo would eat wasps, the snacks,,,
What a bastard!
I enjoyed directing you,
Thanks
Well,,,
I’m gonna go upstairs now,
I’m glad I saw you,
Me too!
And cut!
How was it Director? Did you like it?
We’ve finished,
Hi cutie