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[bells tolling]
[footsteps approaching]
[indistinct music coming from earphones]
[intercom ringing]
[intercom rattling]
[inaudible voice in rattling intercom]
Diana Maxa,
[intercom rattling]
[light music]
[keys rattling]
[man mumbling]
[knocking on door]
[in Czech] Come in!
My condolences,
[In Czech] Why am I here? My mother had no money,,,
[in Czech] Maybe not your mother but an uncle in Canada,
You have two days
to claim the inheritance,
I recommend to fly to Canada immediately
and book a meeting with the bailiff,
[In English] In English - the-bai-li-ff,
I know my English,
Oh, that's even better,
The will,
[upbeat funky music]
[Diana] Uh-
♪Money♪ ♪Yes I am talkin' bout money♪
[Diana] Oh,
♪Got to have some money♪
[Diana titters]
♪I want money♪
♪Talkin' 'bout money I need it so bad♪
[music stops as message tone pings]
[Diana] Oh, it is confirmed,
Chalet,,,
Brigitte,
[upbeat funky music continues]
[plane roaring]
[funky music comes to a grande finale end]
[radio in French]
[Diana] Hello!
Hello!
Are you free?
Yes?
[Diana] To Monreau Bleau,
Mo bleau bleau?
I don't know that street,
Uh, It's not a street,
Take the other taxi,
There's no other taxi, It's here,
Look, here,
What is this?
What's that language?
[Diana] Oh who cares? It's Czech, There!
Oh, Mont Tremblant!
Yes, I need to go to Pink Lake at Beaver Valley, there,
The luggages, please?
Put it in the back,
[Diana] What? Ugh,
Mo bleau bleau [chuckles],
[Diana grunting]
Your car is too small for my luggages!
[Diana is grunting]
[door dinging]
[Diana] Can you-
There you go,
Put it there,
Montreau Bleau,
Mont Tremblant, madame,
That's what I said,
Mont-
Trem-blant,
[Diana mumbling]
Mont Tremblant, madame,
Please go, Can you go?
Montreau Bleau [chuckles],
♪Money♪
♪Yes I'm talkin' 'bout money♪
♪Got to have some money♪
♪Yeah♪
♪I want money♪
♪Talkin' 'bout money I need you so bad♪
♪Money is the best thing I ever had♪
[music ends]
[TV camera woman] It's been half an hour,
Where is he?
[TV boom woman] I don't know,
Oh, oh, I know,
Maybe some of the local restaurant owners
intoxicated him with champagne and caviar,
and now he's asleep, drunken, in his bedroom,
Isn't he some kind of culinary star or something, no?
[TV boom woman] Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, he has his own cooking show, right?
[TV boom woman] Yes,
My light,
He'll make me lose my light!
It's called "magic hour",
Everyone knows that,
[bag swishing]
Hello?
That is why television is in a deep crisis,
because of people like you,
Me?
What did I do?
Oh God,
Never mind, come on, let's go, Take your things and-
he can do a voiceover,
[light music]
Wait for me!
[light music]
[Taxi driver] I think it's there,
Oh my God,
I'm sorry, madame, I can't go there,
[Diana] Jesus,
[Taxi driver] I can't risk it, There's no road,
[Diana] What's there?
[Taxi driver] Pas de route, there is no road, madame,
- I'm sorry, - Why?
I am sorry, Because my car can't go there,
[Diana] No, no, no, no,
[car engine starts]
[Taxi driver] I hope you're gonna like Canada!
Ow,
[Diana moaning]
[light music]
[birds chirping]
[suitcase thuds]
Oh,
[light music]
[car door thuds]
[Diana grunts]
[Brigitte sighs]
Mrs, Maxa!
Welcome to the Pink Lake at Beaver Valley,
[light whimsical music]
[Brigitte] Thank you for booking with us,
I hope you'll enjoy your stay,
So how did you get here?
By plane,
I was sure you would rent a car,
I don't need a car,
I will have a private chauffeur soon anyways though,
Ha!
Sooner the better,
It's a long weekend,
That sounds good,
No, it's Labor Day,
Everything is closed, You can't even call for pizza,
Oh, I don't eat pizza, It's not healthy,
That's not the point,
Um, look,
Look, all I have for you is a welcome bottle of champagne
and some coffee for tomorrow morning,
Thank you, That's very kind of you,
I'll send somebody, tomorrow morning,
to get you groceries, how's that?
Thank you so much, It's very nice of you,
[Brigitte sighs]
[animals howling]
[TC camera woman] Ow,
Shh,,,
Come out of your hiding spot,
What are you doing?
[TV boom woman mumbles]
What are you doing? Wait for me,
-Oh, - Wait-
I need to be in the front,
Okay, wait for me,
-Oh! Oh! - What, what?
Hyena, hyena,
- What? - Hyena!
Wait,
[whimpering]
[both women screaming]
Oh my God!
Don't look back,
Oh my God,
[crickets chirping]
[groaning]
[scraping on the door]
[Diana gasps]
[dog whimpers]
Oh!
Are you lost?
[dog whining]
[door unlocking]
I have nothing for you,
Well, I have a cookie
from the plane,
[Dog whining]
[Diana puckering]
Look,
You like it?
Yeah,
[Diana puckering]
What's your name?
[Diana puckering]
Is that your friend?
Yeah,
Are you lost?
[triumphant music]
- [metal clanging] - [dogs yipping and barking]
[Reporter] Montreal's controversial ban on pit bulls
would prohibit any new pit bull-type dogs in the city,
[TV host] Is it not in this breed that it has
this aggressive behavior?
[Reporter] The SPCA challenged the law,
saying it discriminates against dogs that aren't dangerous,
We're not slaughtering all the dogs,
I'm not saying that no pit bull should exist period,
Between 300 to 700 dogs could not be adopted
and would therefore have to be euthanized,
And under the new Bylaw 108,
the master will have to submit to criminal background checks
to prove that he has no criminal record,
Unfortunately, for those masters with a criminal record,
the pet will have to be seized and euthanized,
and that is my judgment, thank you,
- [dogs barking in distance] - [dog whining]
[cage rattling]
[dog yipping]
[laughing]
You're such a fat hyena,
You have no chance,
You'll never make it,
- [laughs], - [dog whines],
- Oh, Coco, let's check on you, - [Coco whining]
Hm, interesting,
I would have never thought so,
Too bad,
Sorry!
Blind and too old for adoption,
Euthanasia will be best,
Die, die, die and die,
[dogs barking]
[upbeat music]
[dogs barking]
[dog whining]
Thank you,
(cages rattling)
Oh, that's very generous, Clara,
- Ha! - Oh!
(dogs whimpering)
[rock'n'roll music]
- You're stupid, - No I'm not, you are,
- You are, - You are,
- You're stupid, - You are,
[Boy] Mommy, she's sick,
What?
- Oh no, oh my gosh, - She's vomiting,
Don't you dare vomit in my car,
I just got this car cleaned,
[retching]
Don't get it on my shoes, please,
You are allergic to dogs,
and now you're allergic to cats, okay?
[rock'n'roll music continues]
(door thuds)
groaning]
Zakki!
Is your name Zakki? [laughing]
[rock'n'roll music ends]
I'm Diana,
[cork pops]
[champagne gushing]
[Diana laughing]
I'm so tired,
Oh, you're here,
You can sleep here,
That's a good idea,
Do you like it? Hi!
Now [laughs],
I have a great bedtime story for you, listen,
My uncle's last will [laughs],
Last will because he's like, yeah,
An inheritance of the property owned by the deceased,
That's him,
And the deed of his death,
You have to claim the property
of the hotel Montreau Bleau,
On September 7th,
[cork popping]
At 12 PM,
So tomorrow, I'll be outrageously rich,
I think I had enough,
Yeah,
Good night,
Just sleep,
Good night,
Have a,,,
[hiccups]
Oh, beautiful dreams,
Tomorrow's the day,
[soft music]
[opera in foreign language]
Monsieur Porteur, what are you doing?
I'm trying to find a place to put
the portrait of Monsieur Bloomberg,
Ah,
But it's all wrinkly,
Where did you find it?
I found it in the shed,
Ah, in the shed,
Why don't you put it in the Presidential Suite?
But it's tradition to display the portrait
of the owner when he visits,
Yes, but it's not 1990 anymore, so we can do away
with the tradition of hanging the owner's portrait up,
So, put it in the Presidential Suite,
Okay,
[birds chirping]
Oh, uh, are you kidding?
That was supposed to be my breakfast,
Oh my, oh,
Oh my God, go on,
Ah,
Mm,
Oh,
[dog panting]
No no no no no, come back!
Oh, it starts raining,
Come back!
Oh,
You stay here,
Sit, don't move,
splashing]
Come here, boy,
Come here, Zakki,
Good job,
[laughing]
Good job, Zakki,
[Mafioso whistling]
[funky music]
Are you kidding me?
It's the long weekend, I'm not doing it,
You can do it yourself,
[phone pinging]
Who was it?
Brigitte,
She wanted me to bring food for a client at the chalet,
So you go,
Frank, we're playing cards here, We're having a good time,
When my daughter asks you to go, it's necessary, you go!
It's crucial to keep the cover going on,
And, please, put the chair back,
[Frank] Easy,
Thank you,
[gasping]
Oh my,,,
Oh, uh,
[light music]
Now you're talking [smacks lips],
Let's go,
Oh, come on, it's not that far,
Five minutes, top,
Ha,
[sighs]
[uplifting music]
This is so weird, We should be there by now,
Wait,
I'll check the map,
No no no no no no no, Coco, come back, come back!
Uh,
Zakki, Za--
No, Coco, no, come back,
Come here,
You two, I'm leaving,
I'm going away,
Oh come back!
Shit,
Zakki?
Coco,
-[dog barking] -[Bradley screams]
Oh,
[Coco whining]
[Zakki panting]
[Diana grunting]
No,
Come on,
(Zakki whining)
Oh, stop licking him!
Stop it!
Oh-la-la,
Come on, come on, come on,
Oh, what should I do?
Mm, ah,
All right,
-[gasping] -Oh,
You're back,
Hi,
[ethereal music]
Am I in heaven?
Uh, I don't think so,
What's the emergency number here?
In this continent,
The number?
You mean, you mean like 911?
Yes, 911,
911! That's it,
[Zakki barking]
[tense music]
(Bradley gasps)
Oh, we're lucky, We have the signal here,
Hi, hi, I have a kind of emergency here,
Uh, oh,
A man was in a bike accident,
Yes, I,,,
I don't know his name,
Uh,
We're in the middle of
Montreau Blanc,
I've pulled out his tongue,
Yeah, he wasn't breathing, but he is stable now,
Hi,
[Bradley groaning]
It's all right, that's just my dog,
He's good,
[music coming from car]
[music stops]
[whistling]
Come on!
[Nurse] He's waking up, Doctor,
[radio chatter]
Okay,
So, we didn't find any documents on you,
Do you remember your name?
Sure,
Okay, yes, Doctor, he does,
You're lucky,
Dr, Prosserspraskal's gonna pay you a visit
after the long weekend,
Thank you,
What's your name?
Did someone ask you to intervene?
When the time comes, and you remember your own name,
then you can participate, okay?
Where am I?
Traumatology, Hospital St, Geraniums,
We specialize in concussions,
How did I get here?
You fell off your bicycle,
An unknown woman saved you from certain death,
She held your tongue so you couldn't swallow it,
Then she called the ambulance,
Wow, that's amazing,
Do we at least know her name?
What did I just tell you?
You concentrate on your own name,
You know, you've been here for 36 hours
and can't even remember such basic information,
Don't worry, not you,
This is classic retrograde amnesia,
It should last maximum day or two,
You might even have your short-term memory
back by this evening,
This one's basically just pretending,
Has it too good here,
I'm not pretending, I just don't remember,
And he cries just like a little baby,
I will report you, and you will be fired,
I'm coming back with some medication,
It'll help you sleep through the night,
[sobs] I hate you,
[crying]
[soft music]
[Frank Zamboni] Whoa,
What are you doing here?
[Fabio] Uh, boss I was just,
bringing back the groceries,
- Bring back the groceries, - I went to the chalet,
There was nobody there,
Brigitte?
- Hi, Papa,
She was not at the chalet,
She was at the lake,
There was nobody there,
She was at the lake, stupido,
At the lake,
Madonna,
At the lake, stupido,
Madonna,
Aw,
Go,
Oh, oh,
She did not show up?
[sighing]
Strange,
I will try to reach her, mm-hm,
Thank you, thank you very much, dear colleague,
Goodbye,
[phone beeping]
[sighing]
You know it's our last cookie, right?
-[Coco barks] -Hm,
Oh now you want it,
There you go,
It's all relative,
Tomorrow, we have to make it,
We know where it is now,
We can do it,
[news show sting]
[Reporter] Good morning, everybody,
It's another lovely Labor Day Weekend
in Mont Tremblant,
Today, we're happy to report
that a special guest
will be visiting our city,
Celebrity chef and travel show host Tom Cook
is filming a new series in Mont Tremblant,
Be on the lookout for the GeoHunt host
as he interviews locals--
Where is he?
[sobs]
[Bradley] Psst,
Hey,
What?
Why did you let her bother you like that?
She's just a bully,
I didn't do anything wrong?
All I asked was how I ended up here,
[phone vibrating]
Did you hear that?
[phone vibrating]
Take it out,
[phone vibrating]
Put your finger on it, and just slide it,
Hello?
Hi, Bradley?
Bradley,
Of course,
Bradley, that's [laughs],
that's me, yes, hi, I'm Bradley,
Ask who she is,
[stutters] Who is this?
[laughs] You're so silly,
It's Brigitte,
Brigitte?
[Bradley] Hey,
Ask how she is,
How are you?
I'm good, I'm good, And you?
I'm fine,
I was in an accident,
I fell off my bicycle,
But it's okay,
I'm at the hospital,
actually, but
they're taking really good care of me, so,,,
I am good,
Oh no!
Well I hope you'll be fine,
Are we still on for Monday evening?
[chuckles] This is my daughter, Isn't she great?
I don't think so,
Fabio, this early in the morning,
and she's taking care of business,
Taking care of business?
That's what you call that?
Talking on the phone, flirting with someone,
taking care of business?
Hey, Fabio, what's wrong with you?
She's working,
- on the owner of Trinwest, - Mm-hmm,
- Don't you know that? - Right,
Ask her where she wants you to meet her,
Where were we meeting again, Monday evening?
You make me laugh,
At Mont Tremblant Hotel, of course, where else?
Mont Tremblant Hotel,
I'm gonna go deliver these groceries, Boss,
Go, go, it's better, don't lose your time,
I guess I will see you there Monday evening,
[chuckling]
- Bye, - Bye now,
Mont Tremblant,
[light music]
Wow!
[laughing]
Zakki!
Zakki,
[car key alert beeps]
[Fabio] Ma'am!
I have some groceries for you,
Hi!
[Fabio] Hi, I'm gonna place your groceries
- just right here, okay? - Finally, thank you,
- put it there on the table, - Okay,
- All right, I'm heading out-- - No, no no no, come,
Uh, I need your help,
What do you need?
Can you drive me to Mon- Montreau Bleau?
What?
Montreau Blant, Bleau?
- Mont Tremblant? - Yes, that's it,
Yeah, sure, I'll meet you over here,
Well, I'm, uh, I'm kind of naked here,
-[Fabio] Yeah I can see that, - Can you bring me that thing?
- Yeah, - Yes, this one,
Sure,
I don't even know what this is,
Can you turn?
Don't, don't look,
Okay, well I gotta look where I'm walking,
[Fabio] I'm not looking,
No, you're not turning, I see you,
I can't see you,
I promise you,
Fine,
I promise,
Okay, there you go,
-Oh, -Okay,
Ma'am, your dogs are in my car!
Oh, they are very clean dogs,
They're licking everything,
It's their way to say hello to you,
They just lick to imprint, to remember you by,
You know, as a matter of fact,
people who lick me do tend to remember me,
Huh? Oh, I'll be right back,
[Fabio] Hurry up please,
Come on, Out!
Get out, guys,
Out,
Come on,
Come on, come on,
Okay,
Look at that,
[Diana] Thank you so much for driving us,
[Fabio] Not a fan of the dogs,
[Diana] Thanks for them anyway,
[Diana] All these rules here against dogs, I'll change them
because I'm the new owner of the whole resort,
[Fabio] You're the new owner of the resort?
[Diana] You don't believe me?
There you go,
Oh,
Huh,
That's my name, This is me,
This changes everything,
Really?
Yes!
- Yes, - Yes!
Now you like me now?
No sorry, it has nothing to do with you,
You must stop by tomorrow, and I will treat you
like a VIP guest,
Yeah, sounds good,
At my expense,
[engine humming]
So, it's a date?
Chop-chop,
[dogs barking]
[Fabio] Yes, hello, Brigitte?
Hi, yeah, so,
you have a date with the owner of Trinwest, right?
Right, well I don't know where
you're getting your information from, but I just dropped off
the real and authentic owner of the resort,
Right, that girl,
I have a date with her tomorrow,
[M, Porteur] I'll call security,
No no no, madame, please, exit,
Who are you?
S'il vous plait, madame, you must leave right now--
Oh, you're so fired,
I'm sorry, but dogs of this size
are not allowed in our establishment,
This dumb rule is not in force anymore,
I'm changing it,
I'm banning the ban,
And before you leave,
don't forget to return your ugly uniform,
Do you want me to call security?
Please, if you wanna call somebody, call the director,
I'm Maxa,
Diana Maxa,
I'm the owner of this,
- All this, [titters] - I don't--
Hello,
Did you bring the dogs?
Yes, I did,
Mm-hmm, why don't you come this way?
Thank you very much,
You see?
Panic button,
Oh, and look around for Bailiff of Justice,
I have an appointment with him to take over my property,
Perhaps you can explain to be how you can possibly be
the owner of this publicly listed hotel,
Well, it's none of your business,
But, I have the proof,
That would surprise me,
Ha, really?
Well the bailiff is waiting for me since yesterday,
What can you do about it?
You know, if ownership of this place had changed,
we'd have heard about it,
And Mister Bradley Bloomberg is on his way over today,
He's the principal shareholder in Trinwest, which is the
- actual owner of the hotel, -Ha, ha ha,
- I don't think so, - Oh, I do think so,
Oh, look who's here,
- the police, - I'm the owner of this--
Owner, meet the police,
Hello,
Ma'am, why don't we talk about this outside?
You have no right to do this,
and I'm not leaving my property,
- Okay, let's go,
No, don't you dare touch me like this,
I will sue you, and you're fired, Mister,
And you're in big trouble,
Get her dogs,
Zakki, Coco, let's go,
- Bye-bye, - [Diana] I'm the owner of this,
I'm the owner of this property!
[exhales]
[feet stepping]
This is absolutely ridiculous,
I'm telling you, I'm the owner of this,
and these people are restraining me
from entering my own property,
I told you,
[somber music]
Take away the handcuffs,
Ow, ow, ow, please,
[Diana sighs]
Oh my God,
Okay,
And another one,
See?
I told you,
This is an address in the village,
You're at the resort,
There are two Hotels Mont Tremblant?
Yes, madame,
One at the resort and the other, in the village,
Oh,
Hmm,
I see,
Can you take me there?
Please?
[car engine starts]
Uh, uh I'm not done,
[magical music]
-[tense music] -[dog barking]
(Bradley gasping)
(engine revving)
Oh,
-[squirrels chattering] -[flies buzzing]
What was that?
[Diana gasps]
Oh I think it's the Bailiff,
Okay, let's just be really quiet,
pretend she's not here, and maybe she'll go away,
She's not gonna go away,
Hello?
[dog panting]
- You should go, - Me? Why me?
Because you're black,
She needs to be nice to black people,
Otherwise, you know, she's a racist,
Hey, so what? You're Asian, you go,
She might think I'm Native American, That's worse,
Hello?
Why do my people have to do all the jobs
that your people are too lazy to do?
Because life isn't fair,
and you're closest to the edge of the bed,
Anybody here?
Oh, hi,
Oh,
Hi,
Hello,
Hello?
Nobody's here,
Well I can see you, Listen, open the door,
Okay, the door's unlocked,
Uh, the doorknob is broken,
Guys, the doorknob is broken again,
It is not cool to obstruct the justice,
I have to deliver the power of attorney,
-The owner has to be notified, - Oh, the owner, I'm the owner,
- Oh, hi, - Hi,
Well, this is your hotel,
Thank you,
The other one,
[dog whining]
Aw,
Good luck,
Thank you,
Who are you?
[upbeat music]
Come on we're almost there,
- Oh! - We're just going to Canada,
[Custom Officer] Are you smuggling?
No no, we're refugees,
We have some bad hombres here,
and we're gonna get them out,
[Reporter] Scenes like these have spiked
dramatically across Canada in recent months,
Asylum seekers, mainly from Africa and the Middle East,
have been crossing from the US into Canada on foot,
[Interviewer] Why didn't you stay in the United States?
Because Donald Trump don't want me to
stay in United States,
[Custom Officer] How many are you guys?
Uh, it's just us,
We have one kid here,
So is this Canada?
Yes, this is Canadian grounds,
- We're in Canada? - That's a positive,
[all laughing]
[all cheering]
Don't go too excited,
We'll be spending the night
at the police station, all right?
We'll verify everybody tomorrow morning,
Okay, take this,
I get the backseat,
[music stops]
There you go,
So, uh, what happens now?
Now? You wait,
For what?
For federal justice,
- Okay, yeah, sure, - Great, sounds good,
That's cool,
I don't know,
Some people who have crossed the border here,
they've waited for five years
and still haven't had a hearing,
Five?
Well I heard Lady Justice was blind,
but I didn't know she was slow as well, huh?
[chuckling]
Dude, she's blind,
Of course she has to walk slow,
My God,
What's wrong with you?
[Diana] Who are you?
Guests,
Guests, In this hotel?
- Yeah, - Yeah,
Now much did my uncle charge you?
The old man?
Didn't he die five years ago?
He was your uncle?
Yes,
$20,
Oh, so you owe me $60?
No, no, just 20,
I see three people,
Oh, but we share one bed, so,
Oh,
But you live here for five years,
So that means 365
times five,
That's, uh,
20 per day,
You owe me $40,000,
[refugees laugh nervously]
- Oh, -Uh, um,
So, I lent you $20 for groceries yesterday,
We can start with that,
Uh,
Ugh,
Can you please show me around this mess?
- Yes, - Of course,
Right this way,
- Yeah,
(♪ upbeat music)
[Diana laughing]
Let's go,
Um,,,
[Mafioso whistling]
[people arguing indistinctly]
[Brigitte] It is impossible,
that the resort has a new owner,
I have been on this case forever,
and I found the main shareholder online,
on this dating site,
the www,PremiumMillionaire,com
Yeah,
Online?
Okay, Brigitte, so what?
Is that your big plan?
To find some guy on the internet?
[all arguing]
His name is Bradley Bloomberg,
and he's already here,
In Mont Tremblant,
He's agreed to see me,
[Brigitte] That stupid girl of yours doesn't even know
about the existence of Trinwest,
[Frank] Wait, wait, wait, Brigitte,
You don't need to excuse yourself,
[talking indistinctly]
- [Brigitte] Don't you get it? - [Frank] You understand?
And we're losing money, big time, tell him, Dad,
We cannot control the pricing
of the construction material in Tremblant,
Because Trinwest Syndicate, it's an obstacle for us,
Understand?
Don't you get it?
You want me to go bankrupt?
Huh?
[all arguing]
You know what you have to do now?
You go date that girl,
if she is the owner,
And come back winner,
So go date that girl of yours,
And we will call you Fabio, the Gigolo,
The gigolo, go, go, go,
- [Brigitte] Go, - Forward,
(mumbling)
[dramatic music and vocalizing]
♪ When I said I needed you ♪
♪ You said you would always stay ♪
♪ It wasn't me who changed but you ♪
♪ And now you've gone away ♪
♪ Don't you see that now you've gone ♪
♪ And I'm left here on my own ♪
♪ That I have to follow you ♪
♪ And beg you to come home ♪
♪ You don't have to say you love me ♪
♪ Just be close at hand ♪
♪ You don't have to stay forever ♪
♪ I will understand ♪
♪ Believe me, believe me ♪
♪ I can't help but love you ♪
♪ But believe me, I'll never tie you down ♪
♪ Left alone with just a memory ♪
♪ Life seems dead ♪
♪ And so unreal ♪
♪ All that's left is loneliness ♪
♪ There's nothing left to feel ♪
[whistle blowing]
[Policeman] Miss Maxa!
- I'm not her, - Yes you are
[Diana yelping]
Miss Maxa,
- Oh, oh, oh, - This is the second time,
And I'm not gonna release you this time
with a simple warning,
These dogs have to be on a leash,
And now we're obligated to charge you
with an infraction for disturbing the peace,
Also, there's a new bill, 108,
which means I'm gonna ask you to get them both checked
for pit bull DNA testing,
You have 48 hours, otherwise the dogs will be seized,
Is that clear?
Perfectly clear, sir,
Okay,
Thank you,
48 hours, Miss Maxa,
You're lucky I didn't charge you with resisting arrest,
Ooh,
Oh, ow,
That's it, get fat,
When this is done, I'm gonna eat you,
The doorknob is still broken,
You're still in your pajamas?
[chickens clucking]
(Diana sobbing)
[clears throat]
[crying]
Hey,
screaming]
It's gonna be okay,
[crying]
This is like a pigsty,
How can you live like this?
We can, we can clean it up,
You don't even have a decent uniform,
Give it to me,
What?
Give it to me,
Bock, bock, bock, move!
Uniform?
Like for what?
Uniform for what?
[rock music]
[machine whirring]
Do you hear that?
Huh?
She's sewing, again,
Probably more uniforms,
But aren't these our uniforms?
Great, by the looks of it, I'm getting an apron,
Now, I'll look like
even more of a cleaning lady,
It looks good on you, though,
You're right, it does,
[rock music]
[machine whirring]
Diana clearing throat]
Ribbon, not ribbon, ribbon, not ribbon,
You don't understand,
I shoulda died that day,
But I know, I crossed over,
because I saw, thank you,
An angel,
How do you know she was an angel?
Because she was the most beautiful creature
I had ever seen,
And she had no idea what 911 was,
But then, I saw this
demon dog,
But still,
Oh,
She was a gorgeous, gorgeous creature,
The demon dog?
No,
Not the demon dog,
The angel,
(zipper zipping)
Huh?
You look amazing,
[Tom sighs]
Oh,
[opera]
[Bradley] is this the Hotel Mont tremblant?
[Taxi Driver] Yep, this is the place,
[Bradley] Thank you, Here you go,
[opera]
[wind chimes tinkling]
- Oh! - Ho, ho,
[laughing]
Whew,
I, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry,
Oh,
Do we know each other?
I ,,, don't think so,
- Careful, - Our Diana,
is dating a police officer,
Also, I know the karate,
You do?
I watched some YouTube videos,
Oh,
I actually can't remember my last name,
Can I still rent a room here
if I don't know who I am?
Uh, if you pay, why not?
I'm actually supposed to have a date tonight,
Could I reserve a table for two at your restaurant?
Yes,
We serve locally sourced organic produce,
Hmm,
Menu du Marché, if you will,
Oh, of course,
But it's all very expensive,
Yeah (giggles),
Mm-hmm,
He was actually a Joel Robuchion apprentice,
So, you know,
Joël Robuchon,
Well, in that case, we'll do
the Menu Dégustatif, s'il vous plait, chef,
Absolutely, sir,
Yeah, so, chop chop, go to work,
Um,
I'll show you the room,
Perfect,
Yes, follow me,
Hey,
What are you planning to do now?
Oh, uh, Jeff is actually a trained chef,
- Oh, huh,
So,,,
How did you end up here like a hungry gardeners?
Oh, uh well,,,
We're legacy claimants,
We've been stuck here in limbo
for years,
We've been waiting on our refugee status,
but the hearing keeps on getting postponed,
This is a disaster,
[all talking] Oh, no, It's fine, It's only been six years,
I don't mean your situation,
I mean our cooking situation,
Oh,
Huh,
So, the first thing you do is you dip it
in the lightest batter, and then you fry it
to a shattering crisp,
Then, to make a nice presentation,
you lay down the chips one at a time,
Mm-hmm, that's easy, no sweat,
One question, though,
Yes,
What was everything you said before one at a time?
(sighing)
This is my signature dish,
Okay, given the amount of ingredients available,
I think that I am doing okay,
No, don't!
We don't have enough,
But we're hungry,
This is supposed to feed two people,
and we barely have enough
for one serving,
No no no,
Do not ruin my masterpiece,
Come on,
Every great chef has one,
Paul Bocuse had his pastry topped
truffle soup,
And,,,
Alfredo had his fettuccini,
Nobu Masohita
had his miso glazed black cod,
Oh, and Ronald McDonald had the Big Mac,
Well, yeah,
Mm, mm,
Great seasoning,
I can't work like this, I can't, Nope
[rap song playing]
- Hey, there, - Hi,
Hi,
Oh, I found this little guy in my room,
I don't know if he belongs to you,
Yeah we love animals here,
We just leave them going around like this,
Go go go,
So they're just allowed to roam free?
Yeah, sure, it's just we keep them like our guests,
What's the story with this little guy?
How come he's all tied up then?
Well, that's a very long story, and he knows,
And you don't wanna go there,
Oh,
Well, if it's any consolation,
I wouldn't mind being tied up by you either,
[heartfelt music]
That was a bad joke [laughs],
No, it's okay,
Your hotel is lovely, by the way,
It's very impressive,
Well I can't get any credits for that,
I inherited it,
- Was it someone you were close with, or?
Not really,
I've never met him,
But, uh, my mother died recently,
and it was her brother, so technically it was my uncle
and he's been dead for a long time, so,
I'm sorry to hear that,
Thank you,
Your
date will be arriving soon, right?
Right, yes,
And it's getting late, so,
I have to go too,
I have a date too,
Oh you do?
Absolutely,
Do you mind if I ask what his name is?
Uh, I have no idea,
But he rent me a chalet,
My date didn't rent me a chalet or anything,
but I do know her name,
It's Brigitte!
[chuckles]
That's a very beautiful name,
Yeah,
Yes, it is,
- So, I've gotta go, - Okay,
It's good to see you,
Bye,
[soft music]
[piano playing]
[feet stepping]
Brigitte!
Table apart, please, we're not together,
Thank you,
[orchestral music]
[Diana] Good evening,
Hi there,
Hi,
Wow,
You look stunning,
Thank you, You look,,,
Familiar,
I'm very jealous of the man who gets
to take you to dinner tonight,
Well, enjoy your company,
Right, you as well,
And thank you, for everything,
Well,
I very much look forward to sampling the menu dégustatif,
Yeah, well,
I better go,
Enjoy your evening,
You too,
Bow, Aperitif,
Would you like an aperitif?
No, thank you,
I am heavily medicated,
[dogs whining]
[ "Limbo Rock" ]
♪ Every limbo boy and girl ♪
♪ All around the limbo world ♪
♪ Gonna do the limbo rock ♪
♪ All around the limbo clock ♪
♪ Jack be limbo, Jack be quick ♪
♪ Jack go under limbo stick ♪
♪ All around the limbo clock ♪
♪ Hey, let's do the limbo rock ♪
[music stops]
- Okay, - Thank you,
Is this the Hotel Mont Tremblant?
Yes, yes, it is,
Do you have a reservation?
No, can I still come in?
Yes, yes, of course,
♪ Hey let's do the limbo rock ♪
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
Guys, the doorknob is broken again,
So sorry,
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ Get yourself a limbo girl ♪
♪ All around the limbo block ♪
♪ Hey let's do the limbo rock ♪
[music stops]
[sniffling]
No, vous n'entrez pas,
Please leave it,
I can join my company by myself,
And bring some champagne,
Hi,
Good evening,
Hi,
[upbeat music]
[chuckling]
Hm,
[piano playing]
[cellphone buzzing]
Swipe it, swipe it,
Hello?
I'm waiting for you,
I'm waiting for you too,
[Brigitte] Strange,
There's only one table at this restaurant,
Where are you exactly?
I'm afraid we're not in the same restaurant at all,
Are you in some private section of your hotel?
I will, uh,
Ask her address,
What is your address?
Seven Sunnyside Crescent,
What's the address here?
Here?
25 Saddlebrook,
Is there somebody there with you?
No, no no on, just, just me,
Tell her to wait,
You know what, Brigitte?
This is totally my fault, I apologize,
If you could just wait there,
I will be there as soon as I can,
Okay, I'll wait for you,
Okay, see you soon,
- I'll- - Go,
So, what are you serving today?
Uh, chef's menu dégustatif
Wonderful, any game or bison?
I will ask the kitchen
and get back to you ASAP as possible,
Oh, would you like an aperitif,
No, I shouldn't, I'm heavily medicated,
Okay,
[classical music]
Hi,
It's you,
It's me,
Over here,
- Oh, - It's,,,
My date,
Yeah,
Your date,
I should probably,,,
It's good to see you,
Hi,
[all greeting]
[classical music]
[soft violin music]
Excellent service,
You must be a big deal,
Mm-hmm, [Brigitte chuckles]
Cheers,
Cheers everyone,
Ah,
It's very good,
It's very,,,
Whoa,
[upbeat classical valse music]
Hmm,
Can you imagine?
I wanted to take over and destroy this place,
I know some people that can help you with that,
No, I just feel lonely,
Find somebody,
You'll feel less lonely, Diana,
I'm not stupid or beautiful enough to do that,
Because as a woman, you have to beautiful
to make a man fall for you,
Or you have to be stupid to fall for him back,
Well Diana, for me, a relationship is more about trust,
Would you say that
brunettes or blondes are more trustworthy?
Neither,
I'd say the most trustworthy would be balds,
Well, you're being a little silly,
I just feel so down,
I'm a complete failure,
Hey hey, listen,
Hold that thought,
I have something that can help you with that,
Come with me,
[upbeat classical music]
Hi, can I get two black Russians, please?
Thank you,
[soft music]
Ah,
[Diana hiccuping]
Ooh, ah!
[crowd murmuring]
Maybe I was stupid to keep giving her second chances,
[Police officer] Yeah,
Come on, wake up,
Ooh,
Ooh, ooh,
You're such bullies, you two,
[crowd murmuring] Incredible!
[piano playing]
Tell me the taxi driver who dropped me off, he was right,
I'm enjoying myself in Canada,
[Diana] You have no idea,
Wow,
So, I'm persona non grata here,
Evicted from this country,
Wow,
Nice,
There you go,
Oh, can you tell the person who has Zakki
to put the harness strap on him?
Because he hates the collar,
What am I gonna do with Coco,
Well I can take her through my carry-on, She's small,
[sniffling]
I mean, she's perfect,
Sorry,
But Coco's not even a pit bull,
She's just an annoying dog,
[Coco whimpering]
[dog whimpering]
[silent whispering]
Mm,
Ah!
Ugh,
Oh,
[screaming]
What are you doing here?
I don't know,
You don't know?
I can't remember,
You can't remember, or you don't know, which one is it?
Both,
Oh God,
[Brigitte] Stop it,
What are you doing?
[razor buzzing]
Oh God,
Really?
[Brigitte] Stop it, stop!
Stop it,
- [groaning] - [Brigitte screaming]
[gasping]
You killed him,
And I'll do it again if he comes anywhere close to you,
[whimsical music]
I remember,
[Brigitte gasping]
Diana,
[Brigitte] What?
[soft dramatic music]
I'm Bradley Bloomberg [laughs],
- You see?
I told you it was him,
Stupido,
[soft music]
[groaning]
Ow,
[shrieking]
[upbeat music]
Come on,
Hello, guys!
Guys, let me in, I,
I can't open the door,
Hello?
Ah,
Guys?
Hey, guys, hello?
Hello, hey, hey,
Hey, listen to me, I need to find Diana,
Do you know where she is?
Diana's not here, and her dogs are gone too,
Yeah, one of them ran away
and the other one was taken by a policewoman,
What?
Oh, hey, you look much better with your face on,
Bradley, is that you?
Hey, Buddy,
- Bradley, - Hey,
Hey, listen to me,
I gotta find Diana, Do you know where she went?
I don't know who Diana is,
But I know who I am,
I'm Tom Cook,
Man, that is great, but listen, I gotta find Diana,
Tom, she's the one,
She's my angel,
So now we know who saved you,
And her name is Diana?
- Yeah, - [Tom Cook] Aw, great,
Listen, this place is magic,
Last night, I ordered off the menu of the chef,
And when I tasted the chef's signature dish,
suddenly, I remembered everything,
About my mission, about the people that are still living
off of game hunting and fishing in the wilderness,
Maybe you just need to eat some chips or something
and all your memories'll come back to you
like they came back to me!
Or you could try the chalet,
She was staying there before she came here,
Yes, yes, thank you,
And Tom, congratulations, man, I'm happy for ya,
By the way, I work for GeoHunt TV,
[Tom Cook] I'm the host!
I'm the host!
Never heard of it,
It's a big deal, It's a big show,
[thunder rumbling]
[somber music]
[sniffling]
Leave me alone!
I'm illegal here,
Diana, please,
This is crazy,
Go away,
Let's talk about this,
No,
Look, you're not alone, okay, I'm here,
Just, just come back to shore with me, okay?
We can talk about this, please,
[lcrying]
Okay, listen,
Listen to me,
Okay they're gonna kill Zakki,
What?
The policeman took him to a shelter,
and they're gonna put him down unless we do something,
Diana, Diana, listen,
I remember, I remember everything,
You do?
And I remember you are the one that helped me,
Yeah, well, what's the point anyway?
The point is, I wanna be the one to help you,
Really?
Please,
Oh,
- Let's save him, - Okay,
[inspirational music]
[dogs whimpering]
Where is Coco?
- Coco! - Okay, woah, woah,
Madame, do you have any proof
that these dogs actually belong to you?
Well,,,
Nobody can own a living soul, right?
Look maybe there's some way that Diana can prove
that the dogs are hers without actually
having the paperwork with her,
Well, if they obey you,
Yes?
Why don't you try calling them over?
That's a good idea,
They don't listen to anybody,
They never did,
Coco, come here,
Coco, come here, come here,
[laughing]
Ooh, it's okay, hi,
Come on, Zakki,
[Diana] Good job,
[laughing]
Well, there you go,
I guess we can get started on that release paperwork then,
Special ownership permit, requested documentation,
Microchip implanted, has been sterilized,
City tag license,
Has had rabies shots, a short leash,
Master has no criminal record,
Wait,
But Miss Maxa does have a criminal record,
What?
No, it was just a,
it was just a-
Please don't,
For those with a criminal record, the dog will be seized,
Whoa whoa, hold on, hold,
And euthanized,
- No, no, you can't do that, - Hold on, it'll be fine,
Okay, just relax,
All right, look, let's all just take a breath,
Okay, she may have a criminal record, but I don't,
But you are not the owner,
Well, if he can prove that the dogs listen to him,
then I don't see why they can't be released
into his custody,
Yes,
For this to work, you're gonna have to step out,
Okay,
Here,
Thank you,
It'll be fine, I promise,
Okay,
It's useless,
They're the worst dogs we've ever had here,
They won't listen to him,
Please, just give me a moment,
Zakki, come on,
Come on, come on guys,
Come on, come on,
Come here, there we go,
There we go, Sweetie,
Come here [Bradley smacks lips],
Oh, good boy, come here,
Come here, buddy,
Well, looks like he passed the test,
[dogs whimpering]
Thank you,
Okay, guys, let's go,
Come on,
This way, it's okay,
[gasping] Hi, Coco,
Oh my God, come here,
Come here, Zakki,
(dogs whimpering)
We made it,
You saved them,
Thank you,
I'm so grateful,
Can you keep them, please?
I mean,
If Brigitte is not against it,
Yeah, if that's what you want,
Please, yes,
So what are you gonna do now?
Leave,
What about the hotel?
Well, I never wanted the property in the first place,
For me, it's useless,
And I kind of having a feeling that
it belongs to the refugees anyway,
I can't do anything,
Um, I'm an illegal alien,
I'm a criminal,
I'm lost in limbo, oh my God,
Okay, look, Diana,
If you want me to keep the dogs, I will keep the dogs,
It's the least I can do after everything
they did for me, but,
if the last few days have taught me anything,
it's that being with you is all that I want,
Uh, but you have Brigitte,
No, no, I don't have Brigitte,
I never wanted Brigitte,
No?
No,
Look, in some small way, me not remembering
has helped me see so clearly what's right in front of me,
The most incredible, beautiful woman I've ever met,
You're my angel,
That's what I want,
Look, I, I can't stop you from leaving the hotel,
But I can ask you not to leave me,
I won't leave you,
[dog barking]
I had no idea,
So you remember?
Yeah,
The inhabitants of this region are still living
off of hunting and lining the traps,
The best venison, moose, duck
and even bear, yes, bear,
All that game is available in this territory,
But perhaps the most surprising table is vegetarian,
At the modest but extravagant restaurant
of Hotel Mont Tremblant, Thanks to this chef--
We changed the name of the hotel,
Cut, cut,
What's happened? Why are you interrupting me?
I told you to wait, and I will invite you to speak,
It, it's just we changed the name of the hotel,
It was getting too confusing,
Because there are two Hotel Mont Tremblants,
So,,,
Okay, so what's it called now?
Saddlebrook, the Saddlebrook Hotel,
Saddlebrook, okay,
Ha, Saddlebrook,
The best venison, moose, deer
and even bear, yes, bear,
All that game is available in this territory,
But, perhaps the most surprising table is vegetarian
at the modest but extravagant restaurant
of Hotel Saddlebrook,
Thanks to this chef,
Be sure to ask for the signature vegetable dish,
The crispy, organic local chips with thick tzatziki,
I'm Tom Cook, for GeoHunt TV,
- [Recording] Hello, - Hello, Diana?
[Recording] This is Diana Bloomberg,
Please leave a message,
Uh,,,
[beep]
Hello, this is your notary,
Dr, Monica Moesel,
I'm calling you with my congratulations on your wedding,
I wish you wonderful journey full of love and happiness,
Well, I hope you thought about the prenup,
I'm here to serve you, and I can set all the papers for you,
The prenuptial agreement is set, since the oldest of times,
and I'm convinced that it's a key
to the happy and peaceful marriage,
Well all the best to you, and my congratulations again,
[uplifting music]
♪ Baby, you and me ♪
♪ Would be good together ♪
♪ I don't know what you're waiting for ♪
You didn't record?
- What? - None of it?
I can't work under these conditions anymore!
Okay, I don't even have a trailer!
I have to make my own coffee!
What is this?
You have one job!
You have one job, press a button,
Press a button,
You need to fire her, she never rolls,
She rolls like 90, it's like 90% of the time,
Have a drink,
Tom,
[Tom] I'm outta here, I'm leaving!
[Camera Woman] Wait,
[Tom] I'm not happy here,
I'm not happy,
No, I quit!
I quit!
[upbeat music]
♪ I wanna make you mine ♪
♪ But I don't know what to do, no ♪
♪ Giving you all the signs ♪
♪ But you don't have a clue, no ♪
♪ I wanna make you mine ♪
♪ Can't keep my eyes off you, no ♪
♪ Giving you all the signs ♪
♪ But you just pass me by ♪
♪ You dance right along ♪
♪ Dance right along ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, dance right along ♪
♪ Dance right along ♪
[song continues]