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Julian!
- Now, where is he? - Julian!
Sorry,
Julian, come here into the middle,
Inge?
All sons united,
Does that work?
A gluten free wedding cake! And it even tastes good,
We tried it before, You can't leave that to chance,
That could be a disaster, Anyway, gluten free is not bad,
And it's good for digestion,
How do you know that you are gluten intolerant?
You know it, when you know it,
Ironically it is the oldest son, who lags behind,
But as you all can see, Julian is at least happily in love,
And that is already something, isn't it?
On that note: To love!
To love!
And to the bride and groom! Cheers!
- What is it? - Nothing,
That wasn't loud enough,
Julian wants to say something!
Well, yes, actually,,,
I don't know what to add to those great speeches, That's,,,
David, as your older brother, I'm happy for you
that you found the love of your life,
And I would like to thank you both that you are throwing
this great party, Applause, please,
Love is a wonderful thing, I notice that every time I look at Marie,
This woman, who is full of energy, who makes me laugh
who questions everything, who always challenges me
with whom everything is fun, It might sound a bit lofty
but with her everything makes sense,
And I think, this is the moment,
- Get your phone ready! - Yes, I got it,
Marie,,,
will you marry me?
Go on!
Louder, please! We also want to hear it,
Marie said, that she doesn't know,
Thank you,
- What? - Thank you,
Have you seen the photo booth from Charlotte? It's great,
We get images of all the guests, as souvenirs,
Don't you want one together? Please,
I'll go with Marie,
I will go to Sterntal,
I need to think,
About me, about my life,
Come in,
To the bride and groom! Photo, guys!
An entire hour with you,
An entire day with you,
An entire week with you,
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Marie, join us!
Marie, will you marry me?
How are things in Sterntal?
Have you found out anything about yourself yet?
Or did you just want to be alone, without me?
,,,great, a marriage proposal, I've never got one,
Congratulations, I would be best man, if you like,
I've never proposed to you, not because I didn't love you
but because I don't like the institution of marriage,
If I were like Julian, I'd have proposed to you long ago,
But you wouldn't have said yes neither
as I would be like Julian,
That means you will never marry
as the men you'd marry, don't like marriage
and the ones who do, you would not like to marry,,,
,,,you feel that, too, don't you? You really have to work on that,
It's not good for you,
You could be such a great woman, if you got that under control,
All your self-doubt would be gone at once and,,,
I fell in love with you then, because I thought
I had seen the Marie inside Marie, the real one,
But then I realised that you can't find her so easily,
She barricaded herself under the surface,
That's a pity, Marie, Maybe I shouldn't have given up,
- Maybe, - Bollocks!
Julian is simply not the right one, Henrik wasn't better,
He had an unpleasant presence, But that's not important,
It's just a phase, something better will come,
You should rather deal with this shower,
That's important,
Julian?
I'm not that tough,
I just played that role, I'm actually not like that at all,
I know, That's okay,
- I want to go to the lake, - Shower in nature,
- I should call the landlord,,, - I dreamed something,
- Why are you like that? - Like what?
Like this, with those things,
You know it, when you know it,
A good dancer, kisser: So and so, 8 out of 10,
10 out of 10, but he is not like that anymore,
Has money, but loses points for being sexist: 5 out of 10,
Nice guy, pleasant charisma, Would make a great dad
but loses points because of esoteric nature,
Wait, you can't label me like that,
What kind of way is this to think about people?
- Marie, you were never like this, - Why, that's OK!
- We are allowed to think about you! - What do you mean by sexist?
- That's not OK, - You have been fighting for
not being reduced to appearances and then you do the same,
Who is "you"? Us women? It was just about Marie and me!
It doesn't matter if we are,,,
I just don't feel comfortable about how you judge us,
I am not that person anymore, that Marie remembers,
- Me neither, - That person doesn't exist anymore,
- She knows that! - She can still remember
Philipp from the past even if he changed,
[incomprehensible]
,,,one thing leads to another, And then it turns out that,,, wait,
[incomprehensible]
That's what I wanted to tell you,
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hold your baby in your arms,
- Hello, - Hello, how are you?
- How are things in Sterntal? - Nice,
I'm starting to sort myself out, It's nice and quiet here,
- I thought about joining you, - Really?
- I also need calm, - But one can't find calm together,
- Why not? - Okay,
Okay,
Great, when are you coming? I'm looking forward to it,
- Now you are happy about it? - Yes,
And she looked in his eyes and looked right into his soul,
And his soul was a little boy, 3 to 4 years old,
And the little boy looked at her and stretched out his hands,
She should take him in her arms,/ carry him through his life,
And she thought: No, What's that to do with me?
She quickly looked away,
But from that day forth she avoided his eyes,
Sometimes she did look right into his soul,
And the soul was a little boy who cried:
Take me into your arms! Take me into your arms!
And one day,,,
she had looked into his eyes many times,
She took the little boy into her arms,
She smiled,
Yet after just a few moments of calm he wanted to leave,
Kicked his legs,
So far I have,,,
"In front of your whole family, I didn't know what to do,"
Then he says: "But do you love me?"
"I feel so embarrassed, And I want you to apologise!" No, bollocks,
Well,,,
"Julian, I would like to understand why you did that,"
"Do you really mean it or is it your image of a relationship"
"that you want to live up to?"
"And where does this image come from?"
Good, just the phrasing needs improvement,
May I? I would add:
"After some soul-searching: Do you really want to marry me?"
That's what one should ask, isn't it?
Pia, Geraldine, Charlotte, Justus,,, Justus Kusterer,
All those "u"s, that's nice, Or Julius Kusterer? No, too similar to Julian,
Or do you just want to marry because your brothers married?
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Do you really want me? Or are you in love with an image of me?
,,,Andreas? No, David is nice, Maybe too biblical,
David Kusterer or Linus? Or Lina? Lina Kusterer!
- You know it, when you know it, - I feel at peace now,
- Mummy! - No, I'm your granny,
That's your mummy, Esther, Emil, Johann,,,
,,,I thought, It's like having an alien inside you, but,,,
,,,Merle Kusterer? Lou Kusterer? Or Julian's last name: Merle Lankes,,,
I made it easy for myself and lied my whole life,
- To myself, - To myself!
That's what I wanted to tell you,
I need to get out,
- Are you also afraid to fall against the oven? - No,
Just forgive her,
People always want to be right instead of happy,
Marie, I'm sorry,
- Now he's already sorry, - What for?
That I degraded you to a yes-person,
But you didn't, I didn't say "yes",
- No, she didn't say "yes", - Ah, yes,
Do you really love him? That's what it's all about,
He's so insecure! How he walks and doesn't dare to speak,
- What is it? - Nothing,
Listen to your intuition!
How should I know what I want? How can you be so sure about it?
I just love you, it's easy,
But what makes you love me? How do you know?
- You know it, when you know it, But you don't know it, - I don't know,
I feel like I have to be responsible for your life now,
You want to marry me, but,,,
Am I to fix your life now? Give meaning to it?
I can't, I've never found meaning,
How am I supposed to do that for you?
Here, a little meaning, Here, some for you,
But she couldn't marry someone just because of puppy dog eyes,
His puppy dog eyes,
Still,,, a whole life with puppy dog eyes,
And what if they disappear, Then all she is left with
would be a dog, A shaggy one, One that stinks when wet,
- And how old,,, - Maybe we have to break up,
If I don't say yes intuitively I might not be the right woman,
Maybe you need someone, who intuitively says "yes",
- You can say "yes" unintuitively, - Now you are making silly jokes,
Have you ever thought twice about anything?
Do you really want all that? Marry? Children? Me?
Do you want children? With me? Why did we never talk about it?
You can't just put someone in that situation,
I don't get it, how you can live such an aimless life
without ever taking responsibility,
- What a lump! - What a lump!
I'm sorry,
Please, I'm sorry,
No, you're right, I don't know what I want,
You suck!
What? You don't know what you want, but I should know it?
If you propose in front of the whole family
you should know if you're serious
and not be so uncommitted two days later!
I feel like such a fool!
I'm thinking about my life, About having children with you,
And now you say, "Oops, maybe not",
Will you say that, when we're married? When I'm pregnant?
"Oh god, labour pains, No, thank you,"
Then I'll lie there and who wanted children? Not me!
Could you stop that sarcastic undertone?
Could you start focusing on the subject?
Just answer me, no matter how I talk,
Or don't you know what to say? Is that why you pick on my tone?
I come here and I try to be nice, And what I get
is a nagging, aggressive Marie, That's not the Marie, I love,
Great, If I give my opinion you don't love me, Nice,
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- I don't think it's funny, - I do,
I feel like I can't get through to you right now,
You are not here, Where are you?
- One should do something,,, - Hi, Mum,
But one doesn't know, what,
Congratulations on the proposal, how lovely! - How do you know?
- I spoke to Inge, She is so happy,,, - Stop talking about us,
- Don't you have a life? - Marie, watch that tone,
- Mum, stop educating me, - You've raised me, your job is done,
If you don't like how I turned out, you did a shit job!
- Mum? - You have a wrong image of me!
Your perspective is completely distorted,
Consider that before you have a go at me,
I didn't, I'm on a walk with Julian, Let's talk later,
- Julian is there? - Let's just hang up,
It's not a big deal, I don't care what you do or with whom,
I wanted to ask if you could go to the DIY store for the shower,
- Could be fun, if you go together, - Yes, I meant to go anyway,
I'm sorry, Bye, Mum,
He seems so absent, So distant,
I can't really explain it, Remote controlled?
You are more handsome than the memory of you,
Isn't it stupid what you do for others?
Like now, you only play the role of the cutie,
That's not you, Lotte, Luca, Eva, Flo,,,
Is that your life?
Or does it belong to someone else?
Do you really want to sleep with me?
Or do you just want to want it?
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Did you miss me?
Clarity, We miss clarity,
Yes,
Let's sleep,
In the end it was only swinging from sex to sex,
- Marie, you are so unstable,,, - Every time we had sex,,,
- ,,,what is so great about it? - I always thought it's so primitive,
- What are you doing? - I try to think of nothing,
Can you stop that, please?
Excuse me, May I? Excuse me,
I like that you sometimes think of me,
You are a sexualised, objectified image of yourself
that must not be spread, Come with us, thank you,
- Condom? - Yes, we better,
- See you in a bit, - See you,
The break for getting the condom
leads in 30% of the cases to an end of the intercourse,
- Why aren't you on the pill? - Did you see those women on the pill?
Everything swollen because of the pill,
We pump ourselves full with hormones,
The side effects are insufficiently studied,
The pill for men was taken off the market
because the poor men got a headache,
The real reason is that men are horrified of castration,
I'm not on the pill,
It makes women so ugly that no one wants to sleep with them,
That's why it's the best contraceptive,
Or, when is the last time you had sex?
We could also just not use any contraception,
Every time we had sex, I was busy wondering
how many days it were since the last time,
I'm serious,
Here: Swollen face, acne,,,
Okay, they have bigger boobs, but that's it,
Here: Flabby! The worst part: The charisma,
Totally changed, Like on drugs,
Technically they are drugs,
Careful, you have to make sure, that there is no air in it,
- Otherwise it can burst, - Really? Never happened to me,
It just slipped off once and was gone, so creepy,
The guy wasn't into me, and me not into him, Strange guy,
Did you experience that with Julian? Like half hearted sex?
- Didn't they want to break up? - I thought so, too,
- At least they have sex regularly, - Good,
Do you want to sleep with him or do you just want to want it?
Better,
- Aha, that's what you like, - Yes! Yes!
- Sorry, that doesn't work, - That's okay,
- I'm sorry, - No, it's okay, It can happen,
- Yes, it can happen, - OK, good,
Turn the phone on, OK, I'll just do it,
Maybe the pill would be good for you,
Shit, shit, shit! Shit, shit, shit!
There you are! To calm you down,
To love!
- Annette, come here! - Did you see Jürgen?
Where is Marie?
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Marie, Relax, It won't work, if you are tense,
Take a deep breath,
You have to confront your fears to get rid of them,
I'm not a fear, I'm your mother,
- That is silly, - It doesn't work,
Yes, it does, Try again, Sit straight, like that,
And exhale, Slowly and calmly,
And inhale,
And now exhale completely,
And inhale,
Yes, and now let go, Very good, head first,
Let yourself fall down completely, You don't have to hold anything,
You don't have to be anyone, And breathe,
Now come up again carefully, Yes, very good,
Feel your spine, Come up again, Feel every part of your spine,
And the head,
- See, he is not good for you, - Nonsense, Lean over to her,
- Why? - Just try it, Closer, Very good,
- Kiss her and then strangle her, - What?
To get rid of her,
Now, you go,
Go for it! You have to go deep into it to get rid of it, It will be good!
- Liberation! - Marie, what's this?
- Kiss her, you fancy her, - What? - Never mind, go on,
Yeah, love, beautiful! Marie, you are so brave!
Now, get rid of her,
Yes, that's the primal pain! Feel it!
I knew you could do it,
And in that way she murdered and murdered,,,
until one day she knew that she knew it,
It was a deep feeling that spread pleasantly within her,
And it was causal as well as temporal,
Now she knew, Good,
So nice,
Marie?
There you are,
- Do you need help? - No,
I'll make coffee,
OK,
,,,like that thing, but different,
This is the fixing, You screw it here,,,
They are all standard sizes,
You were gone suddenly,
- I just followed the shop assistant, - But I couldn't find you,
- Didn't they want to break up? - I thought so, too,
How much did it cost?
- Why? - I want to pay it,
- 2,50 € per piece, - I mean the shower stuff,
- I can pay, I'm there quite often, - No, it's for my mum, Either I pay
or she gives me the money but you shouldn't pay it,
What happened in my relationship: When we started arguing about money,,,
- We don't argue about money, - It's okay, 78,75 €,
What? So much? What did you buy?
- Marie, Marie! - Did you argue about money?
They even consider therapy,
But the more you know before, the better the results,
- As therapists can differ in quality, - Do you think democracy is at stake?
If you bring it up now, won't that make it worse?
Mrs, Kusterer! What about your daughter?
Your statement about your son-in-law,
Like mother like daughter, Why we all fall into the trap of reproduction,
If you think of Julian, do you still feel the butterflies?
I had the weirdest dream,
My mum cancelled her flat and mine, too,
My flat! Because she wanted to travel around with this Horst,
- It was just a dream, - Such a dick move!
The new tenant was already there, My mother can be such an ass,
Maybe it would be the right thing for her,
- Being an ass? - No, doing something different,
Travelling the world could be good for her,
Are you sure you want to sleep with him now?
Now he wants it, you are up for it,
When you wanted it, he wasn't up for it,
Why does he only want to sleep with you in the morning?
Does he dream of someone else?
I need to go to the bathroom,
Why don't you try,
Tell me, who is this Nata Lia, who likes all your Facebook posts?
Did you also meet her in South America?
Yes, but she doesn't like all my posts,
Is she still travelling the world?
- I don't think so, - Did you two hook up?
I don't think, it's such a good idea, I like you a lot
but it would mess things up, if we made out,
No,
- Did you want to hook up? - Why all these questions?
- So, yes, - So, yes!
- Yes! - Yes what?
Yes, I think she is attractive, Yes, I would have liked to hook up
but she didn't, Plus, she lives in Cincinnati,
You are a sexualised, objectified image of yourself
that must not be spread,
It seems to me that you have a problem with your femininity,
Why don't you accept that you are a pretty woman,
Just be a cute girl, Then you don't need to hate other cute girls,
- She's not cute, she's stupid, - She's both,
But if you were cute, you wouldn't become stupid,
You would be cute and smart, That would suit you so well,
It's so sad no one ever gets anything right, You love someone
and this person can't handle it and rather loves someone else,
Why didn't you propose to Natalia? Then I wouldn't be here,
You'd have the same issue with someone else,
- She wouldn't have said yes, - Neither did I,
- Amazing women don't want me, - Me neither,
You like the role of a loser,
The problem is, that you create this great image of a woman
when you are secretly in love, And no woman, who is with you
can live up to that,
I'm under immense pressure I'm not cool, I'm not cute,
I don't know what I am, But I constantly have the feeling
I have to live up to the image that you have of me,
- I don't have an image of you, - Yes, you do,
You adored me just like that bitch,
But being with me brought the disillusion and you long for her,
If you were with her, she would bore you, too,
No one can be as amazing as we imagine someone to be,
Not even that stupid bitch,
- Natalia, - Hm?
- Her name is Natalia and not "bitch", - Fuck you,
Julian!
Marie!
That is your true self,
- Thank you, - For what?
- That we came here, - It's okay,
- This is my true self, - What?
This is my true self,
- Why? - This is just how I am,
You mean rock-hard, grey, unchangeable,
worn-out, soviet, hidden in the forest and abstract?
No, Rather the feeling,
- And so old! - O-old, o-old!
- When is it from? Communism? - No idea,
- Or is it brutalism? - O-old, o-old!
- Look it up on your phone, - He said, it was soviet!
- I have no signal here, - Photo!
- Moss was growing on it, - Really?
Come here!
Mum! Photo!
I also think it looked brutal, But Marie is brutal,
- Didn't they want to break up? - I thought so, too,
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- What is it? - Nothing,
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- Julian, we are all other-directed, - Yes,
No, I mean for real, Completely other-directed,
There is no other way, It is part of us,
I'm part of it, too, now,
You already found your form,
It's okay, if you think of Natalia sometimes,
- But I don't, - Yes, you do, But it's okay,
Natalia is also a part of you, The memory that you have of her,
If you love someone, you should love every bit of them,
Even the unpleasant bits,
But you don't know all unpleasant bits,
But I'd like to,
- Really? - Yes,
I thought you were a concrete block in the woods,
- You're just afraid, - No,
My mother,
She is nice, but I imagined the mother of your children differently,
- Mum! - More like Anne,
My mum was suppressed all her life,
Suppressed? I just love him! You have to prioritise!
Boo!
What did you do in 1968?
You are at least 10 years older than me, why are you like that?
1968 is a while ago, You can't brag with that forever,
Marie, you just need to solve your mother issues,
You are on the right track,
- I'm looking forward to the new Marie! - Me, too,
- And who is that? - Shall we stop?
No,
You are a sexualised, objectified image of yourself
that must not be spread, Please, come with me,
- You have a thought police? - Yes,
Come with me, You, too, now,
Thought police, out of the way, please,
Let me through!
And so they sat on the street and sang the blues,
Her blues were big and round but not beautiful,
And his were or consisted of many small edges,
- She is Anne's aunt, isn't she? - She is my inner depressed poet,
She always says melancholic rubbish, I'd never dare to say,
She looks like Anne's aunt?
Now, yes, but sometimes she looks different,
- And this is what you think? - Yes,
- Fucking macho behaviour! - My poor Juli!
He only loves me, only me!
- Kiss him and strangle him! - Excuse me?
You will never love him as much as he loves you,
- Shall we end it? - Yes, but how?
Look at him, this is how he is, how he thinks,
But not always, He is a bit tensed, he is not always like that,
- Macho behaviour! - It could never work out,