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I was very depressed,
My life was a little upside down
and I admit it, I was struggling,
But I thought, "Come on, Brian,
"Kick yourself in the ass,
"Get to work,"
I started doing stuff,
Inventions, I suppose,
Any small idea, I made it,
What I build is not for everyone,
but that suits me,
It would be nice to have some help here
to help me sometimes, but,,,
To exchange ideas, play darts, etc,
But you can't have it all, can you?
It's just greedy,
It's my house,
Ploxgreen Cottage,
The front door,
The next door,
Here we are,
A kitchen,
It's a cabbage bin,
I have one especially for them,
because I eat a lot of cabbage,
This is the famous scullery of my inventions,
It's a barn, actually,
A bag of pine cones,
It's a normal bag with pine cones stuck on it,
Ping-pong, pastis-pong, pan-fried pong,
It's a puzzle I made up
and tried to sell at Selfridges,
A knife,
Eggs,
A green rope,
It's just a belt where you can put eggs,
An egg belt,
Anyone want butter?
If you turn it on, it sucks the air out of the helmet,
Tea,
It's interesting ?
I sit here after a busy day in
the village or working in the barn,
and I eat my supper,,,
here,
So this is my new project,
A cuckoo clock,
Not a traditional cuckoo clock,
I wanted to do something else,
This one is flying,
When someone in the village wants to know the
time, they can look up and I will be there,
During the flight, What time is it ?
Here's Brian, Two hours and a half,
About,
I have never piloted anything in flight,
So it makes me a little nervous
to take off into the blue sky with this little treasure,
Who tries nothing has nothing, right?
We have to keep trying,
The plan is to go down the road, and when I
get to the end, I should reach 110 km per hour,
and I'll fly away in the blue
sky towards the hill of Dummock,
I'm going to eat something, come back and have some tea,
Around 6 p,m,, I think,
Wish me luck !
Go on !
Step back! It's on fire!
It's on fire! Step back!
It's on fire!
Step back! Can't you hear me?
They don't always work, but I'm learning
of everything I build,
And I have so many ideas in my
brain, that in fact, it doesn't bother me,
I move on to the next,
This one's open, June,
Oh, damn it then, Would you like to bring it to me?
Yeah, It's gonna get rancid, huh?
Yes, You can take it if you want,
- Nope, - Yes, absolutely,
- OK, - Go ahead, take it,
- Thanks, - If you don't mind,
A pot of Choccy Dunk Dunks and a Nanapop,
OK, That's exactly one pound, please,
- What, for both? - Yes,
I'm not charging you for this one,
Don't worry if you don't have any money,
- Come when you want, - I have money,
- Really ? - Yes,
How are you, You don't need to pay me, Brian,
Found,
OK, Wonderful, Thank you so much,
- I put this in my pocket, - Be careful that it does not fall,
Yes, See you later, June,
- Brian? - Yes ?
You have something clinging to your foot,
Oh, no, it's supposed to be there, I made them,
It's trawler nets for shoes,
- Goodbye, - Goodbye,
Illegal garbage dumps,
It's a goldmine for me,
It's funny, Not bad, I could have fun with that,
One day I was looking for metal in one of
these piles, and I found a metal detector,
Hello,
I'm building a robot,
I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner,
It will be very, very convenient,
Strong, Fast, Agile,
It will help me lift things at home,
I am inspired by things around me,
everything, absolutely everything,
It could be his ankle,
Her hand,
I look around and think, "What can I use?"
Navel,
THE ANNUAL HAMMER How to build things,
I've always wanted to build one,
It's always itchy, I had to scratch,
I scratch, scratch, scratch, Like Mr, Williams over there,
Who wouldn't want to build one, huh?
What do they call it? The intellect,,,
- What's this ? - Artificial intelligence,
That's it, Artificial intelligence,
AI,
- AI, - AI? What ?
- AI, - AI,
AI, Artificial intelligence,
- Yeah, - Yeah, I know,
He's not too bad, huh?
I saw it differently, but,,,
I learned that building a robot is like baking a cake,
We start by wanting a sponge
cake, and we get an instant flan,
That's good, because I love flans,
I wonder what it will do when I turn it on,
I've never done this before,
His spleen is fine,
Go on,
Light up,
You're welcome, Go on,
You're welcome, You're welcome,
Light up,
I put the package there, huh? Unfortunately, it didn't work,
That's life, right?
One door closes, the other opens, That's what I always say,
And this door closes and another opens,
Brian versus Brian
And this door closes and another door opens,
And that door will probably close at some
point, and hopefully another will open,
And then, I imagine that at some
point in the future, this door will close
and fingers crossed, another,,,
Basically, doors open and
close, and you can't escape them,
Come on, Brian, Double 13, Let's go,
And damn,
- Hey, Brian, - Hey, Hazel,
What's new ?
I'm doing some shopping,
I go to the pharmacy to do some shopping for my mother,
Yes,
Afterwards, I'm going to put garbage in the bonfire,
- Something to do, - Yes,
It's going to be a big one this year,
- Yeah, a big bonfire, - Yeah,
- OK, - OK,
I have to go, I'm late,
- OK, Glad to have seen you, - Me too,
- Hi, - Be well,
- Hi, - Hi,
You did see ?
I'm shaking like a leaf,
Put the cabbages on the ground,
I told you to put the cabbage down,
Hello !
No no no,
You come into the house, Yes,
Between,
Between, In there,
Sit down,
The, Not moving,
No no, Not moving,
Stay here, Going nowhere,
No no no,
Stay here,
It's good,
It's incredibly upsetting,
What ?
No,
Hello,
Everything is fine ?
Flowerpot,
What ?
Flowerpot,
Low table,
Gate, Walls, Ceiling, Television,
Floor, Pendulum, Cashew nut,
Pen, Not sure, Frame,
Carpet, Drapes, Old potato, Taken,
Shoes, Flowerpot,
How do you know all this?
BRAMBERT'S DICTIONARY
- Have you read the dictionary? - Yes, I read it,
- When ? - When you were taking a nap,
You were taking a nap and I was reading,
- Alexandru, - Sorry ?
Your name is Alexandru,
No, my name is not Alexandru, My name is Brian,
- Brian, - Brian,
- Brian, yes, - Brian,
No, you're not Brian, I am Brian,
Brian,
Do you want me to give you a name?
Tony?
He doesn't like Tony, Tony the robot?
Clive?
No,
Charlie?
- Charles, - Charles,
Charles, Charles, You love Charles,
Charles Petrescu,
You want that name, huh? Charles Petrescu? OK,
I am Charles Petrescu, Hello Brian,
Hello Charles,
Pleased to meet you,
Wow,
I am your friend,
I am your friend too,
My heart is tap dancing,
I have gray hair and round glasses,
There are seven buttons on my shirt,
I believe there were two wires in
Charles's head that were loosely connected,
When I pressed the switch, they weren't connected well,
And I believe that when I walked out,
Mr, Williams, the mouse, arrived, stepped on
one of the wires, and Mr, Williams' weight
switched the wire to the
other wire and they connected,
It activated it, like starting with cables,
Do you understand ?
THE WORLD OF CABLES
Come, Watch out for my mother's Turkish saucer,
- Stairs, - Let's go,
- Ramp, - Take your time, Not too fast,
- Walls, - Well done, my man, That's it,
Look at you, Charles, this room,,,
The kitchen,
Yes, Yes, you're right,
- In a nutshell, that's where,,, - That you cook,
Yes, OK, I will put the,,,
Put the kettle on?
He's got a head start, huh?
That's wonderful,
You are a smart boy,
Look at this, Yes ? Cabbages, You know what it is, huh?
A vegetable with very leafy heads,
Cabbage can weigh between 500 and 1000 grams,
The most common are green cabbages with smooth leaves and firm heads,
while purple cabbages with smooth leaves and those with wavy leaves
are much rarer,
The heaviest cabbage ever found weighed 62,71 kg,
Having experienced long summer days like those found,,,
I never thought I'd do something as awesome as Charles,
It blew my mind, to be honest,
- You built my body, - I built his body,
It took me 72 hours,
And my belly is a washing machine,
And her belly is a washing machine, That's it,
It took me 72 hours,
- My name is Charles Petrescu, -Charles Petrescu,
That's your name, isn't it? It's your name,
24 hours ago, I thought I had
to tear you down and scrap you,
You knew it ?
- My name is Charles Petrescu, - Yes, you already said that,
Yes,
- You built my body, - I built your body,
That's it,
That's it, Do you have anything else to say?
- Nope, - Yes,
Yes,
Come, Hold my hand,
Come here,
Everything is wonderful,
Not always, The world is sometimes dangerous,
Dangerous, Capable of causing harm or injury,
- Perilous, - Perilous,
It's a good word, Perilous,
- Can we go swimming, Brian? - Nope,
One thing at a time,
OK ?
Does it stop at the tree?
I beg your pardon ?
How far does the exterior go?
What are you talking about ?
The outside stops at the tree?
No, it goes far beyond the tree, Well beyond,
There's a lot of people out there that you don't know,
A big perilous world,
- Oh my God, - Everything is fine,
- How are you, - What was that ?
- Very perilous, - Just birds, Crows,
- How are you, - Where are they going, Brian?
I do not know, Looking for worms, probably,
The birds do what they want?
If they do what they want?
I don't know, Yeah, I imagine,
Alright, we're going home,
- No no no, - Yes Yes Yes, Come,
- We're going home, - Nope,
Come, I'm going to boil some cabbage for you,
- Cabbages, - Yes, cabbages,
- Yes please, - Yes please,
No, It's better that no one sees it,
He will stay here, It's easier,
If I took him to town, God knows what would happen,
People would line up to chat with him,
And there's a lot of tough people here, so,,,
There is one family in particular, the Tommingtons,
They are not easy, Damn painful,
Eddie in particular, A hell of a nightmare,
He is known to steal,
He took me the same in red,
If he heard of Charles,,,
It's better that I keep Charles here, or else,,,
Eddie, What the hell is that?
The low,
I'm not sure that's a good idea,
Hey, Let's take a look at your eyebrows,
- I'm a little scared, - OK,
OK,
- A little bushy, - Fluffy?
- Bushy-crazy eyebrows, - Fluffy-fufous,
We're going to cut them,
Relax, It's just scissors,
- Hazard, hazard, - Only scissors,
So,
Aouch aouch,
- Very well behaved, - Hey,
Normally, I sleep four to five hours, okay?
You might hear me walking
but it's just to go to the bathroom, okay?
- Pee, - Pee,
That's it,
So, good night, Charles, Good night,
Good night, Brian, Sweet Dreams,
You also, Good night,
I wish you a great night,
Good night,
Charles, can you turn off your blue eye, please?
Charlie?
Yes,
Can you turn off your blue eye, please?
I can't turn it off, Thanks,
Really ?
I can't turn off my blue eye,
OK,
I sleep,
Draw, draw, draw,
I like drawing,
I'm just going to hang out in the village for a while, okay?
I can come ?
No, not this time, You stay here, okay?
- I want to go out, please, - No, you can't, okay?
Can I take a little walk in the garden?
Charles, no, You hear me ? No,
But I left something in the garden,
so maybe I'll go get it,
You are cheeky, I see clearly in your little game,
And it's no, OK ?
I won't be long, OK ?
Here it is, It's Winnie,
How are you ? I'm waiting for you to open the door,
Stay near the door,
She wants me to wait,,, go to the door,,,
It's not good to stay there, Go near the door,
- What are you saying ? - It's not good to stay there,
Yeah, I'm waiting for you or,,, She's waiting,,,
I'll open,,, knock on the door,
It won't take long, huh?
I will go in and out like a ferret,
I don't want those lights on all night,
Come on, Chewy, eat your nuts,
- Hey, Hazel, - Very well behaved,,,
Hello Brian, I feed Chewy,
He doesn't want to hear about that, Hazel,
He has a job to do,
Yes, I will start,
Very well behaved,
They live to be 101 years old,
- Really ? - Yes,
I will be happy to reach 60,
What is that ?
What is it ?
A refreshment sucker bottle,
In short, we open it and sip,
Peach and pear syrup,
He likes that, You want some ?
- No thanks, - Nope,
Hello, Who is here ?
- Chewy, - No matter,
- No matter, Who is it ? - Who's a hot guy?
Now that's enough,
Go clean the shoes on the doormat, Hazel,
Thanks,
There's an onion here,
Alright, I'm done,
- Bye, Brian, - Bye, Hazel,
- Bye, Brian, - See you later, friend,
I returned,
Brian,
Brian Gittins, Brian,
- Brian came back, - Calm down, man,
- Brian came back, - I brought you cabbage,
For God Sake, Who made this mess? It's you ?
No,
Someone rummaged through my trash can, It's you, huh?
Yes, Sorry for looking in your trash can,
It does not matter,
Little bugger,
Look at you, He is so happy,
- Let's scratch a little under the ear, - Scratch, scratch,
Hi friend, Everything is fine ?
What is that ?
Look what I've done, Look look,
He made a drawing of me and him,
Look,
Brian + Charles Chov
It's me, It's him,
- A cabbage, - Cabbage,
- Thanks a lot, - Thanks a lot,
Thanks a lot,
You have all the time in the world, You are a great player,
You have to start believing it,
Okay, over to you,
On target !
So, Good game,
- Winner, - Winner!
- Me, winner, - Winner!
- I'm the target prince, - Winner, winner,
Good game, You look beautiful, You are good at darts,
Boil cabbage and relax, Not true ?
- Can I have some now? - Nope,
You are waiting for the penny,
So impatient,
What are you doing ? You dance ?
Do you dance for me?
It's good,
Look at those hips,
Watch me do it,
Quick feet,
He is on the pink running board,
What are you doing up there?
Are you going to dance on the pink step stool? Dance for Brian?
Dance for Brian, Come on, dance,
Charlie! Charlie, are you okay?
I fell off the step and had an accident,
You had an accident, Let me pick you up,
Oh my God, Be careful,
- Bing-bong, - Don't say bing-bong,
- Bing-bong, bing-bong, - Don't say bing-bong, bing-bong,
- Toki-knock-knock, - Charles, stop, nothing,
OK ? Don't make a sound,
- Bing-bong, knock, knock, knock,,, - Charles,
It's the opposite of not making a sound,
OK ?
Nothing, You hear me ?
Mr, Gittins?
Over there, Go through there,
OK ? Go through there,
- Hello, - Mr, Gittins,
- Yes, - I came to read your meter,
OK,
I can enter ? I have to write down the statement,
It's not,,, No, It's not a good time,
- We sent you a letter, - Really ?
Yes, It's in your interest to let me note the statement,
Or you could be charged,
- I can enter ? - You're not giving up, are you?
- Now ? - Yes please,
I just had an accident,
- Down there, huh? - Yes, just below,
It's higher than usual, Are you using more electricity?
What ?
Have you been using more lately?
- Who is that ? - Yes or no ?
Because it is much higher, I'm wondering,
I use that a lot, that thing,
It's a bit, you know,,,
Turbo cup cleaner,
- All right, I'll,,, - Okay?
That's all,,, Yes, thank you very much,,,
- It's good that it works, -,,, for reading,
- That's all ? - Yes thanks,
OK, Thanks a lot,
- What is that ? - What ?
That ?
It's a washing machine in a man's shirt,
Ask no questions,
Yes, It's beautiful, huh?
It's fine, yes,
- Thanks a lot, - You have finished,
- You go, - Yes,
- Over the running board, - Yes,
Say hello to Wales Electric,
- Best regards, - Yeah,
- Goodbye, - See you soon,
Charles, You tricked him,
- I'm smart to hide, - In effect,
- I'm, - You're the,
You dance,
The smart guy dance,
The hiding champion,
- Watch me move, - That's wonderful,
I will water your feet,
I'm going to make egg bread and choux, You want some ?
Yes please,
Please, Brian, I'm stuck on a loop,
- Attack, attack, - No no,
- Offensive, - No no,
- Attack, attack, - No, don't,
- The sausage is good, - It is a pleasure,
What are you doing ?
It's herbicide!
You put up that fence, Brian?
Yes, I put it,
How did you learn to do it?
- My dad, - Father ?
Yes Dad,
What else did he teach you?
Thin, A lot of things,
Can you teach me a lot of things?
Yes, of course I can,
- Waterskiing? - What ?
I read about it in a sports magazine,
Which sports magazine?
Meal is ready,
- Meal is ready, - Meal is ready, So,
A nice big cabbage,
You watch TV ?
TV, Plural: teles,
Another term for television,
Example: there was a cowboy movie on TV,
There was a movie,,,
I must say that I appreciate this magical moment,
Good, I am happy,
I made spoon cookies for after,
Yum-yum,
First, a destination synonymous with exotic travel for years:
Honolulu in Hawaii,
There is so much to do in Honolulu,
All of,,,
Where is it, please?
,,, from horseback riding to helicopter tours,
It's the perfect place for sun, sea, adventure,
strong emotions,,,
- Where, Brian? - In Honolulu,
Lower your head when you eat,
In tropical Honolulu,,,
What's it called again?
Honolulu,
"Hunaloloy,"
No, Honolulu,
"Honeylaylay,"
Honolulu,
"Honolouploup,"
What are you doing ?
Let's go, Brian,
It's warmer than here and it looks wonderful,
Sit down please,
I want to go to "Honilala",
No, not now, You eat your supper,
- Horses and helicopters, Please, - Sit down and eat,
- Nope, - Sorry ?
- I don't want to sit down, - Charles,
I want to go to "Honol",
Can we stop talking about
Honolulu, please, and eat our dinner?
OK,
Mr boss,
Let's see what else is there,
Best wishes,,,
,,,to the one and only Gary Barlow!
I like it,
HALF PRICE BOX
A packet of Ringwald's Gold, please, June?
8,90, please,
And an almond and cherry nougat,
The bonfire progresses, It's a big one this year,
The,,,
Sorry ?
The bonfire?
My bonfire, June,
I didn't mean anything by that,
I'm in charge of the bonfires here,
- Sorry, - Yeah,
That's £9,60, Eddie,
Or do I put it on your account?
Yeah,
Yeah, you should do that,
What are you doing over there?
I explore,
- You explore, huh? - Yes,
Is there much to explore here?
Yeah, This shelf is not bad,
He snoops around with his little table tennis racket,
Did you still play table tennis by yourself?
- Nope, - Brian the Explorer,
The Explorer, It's his nickname,
There were others, right?
Here,
Whoops, You should pick this up for June,
Yeah, I will,
- You don't have to do this, Brian, - How are you,
Charles, I have a present for you,
Charlie?
Charles, are you up there? I have a gift,
Charlie?
- Charles, - Oh no,
Stop right away,
What are you doing ?
I go to "Hanalialulu",
Don't be silly, Go to Honolulu!
Really, What are you wearing ?
This is my Hawaiian hula skirt,
Don't be silly, You are soaked,
And my beautiful brown shoes!
I'm going to "Honolouploup",
You're not going to "Honolouploup", You come with me,
- Leave me alone, man, - Don't shoot me,
- I want to go to "Honolouploup", - No, you're not,
Come with me, You live with me in the cottage,
- But I want to go, - Seriously,
Why don't you let me go? I want to dance on the beach,
- It's miles away, - That's why I want to go,
You would miss me, right?
What's going on up there?
He told me yesterday that he wanted to take
a taxi into town, hang around the shops,
He changed overnight,
I can't let him go on his own, huh?
It's cold tonight, huh?
Charlie?
Wake up,
Charlie?
Wake up,
Go on,
What do you want now ?
Do not speak to me like that,
I was wondering if you wanted to go to the village,
With whom ?
With me,
You said I didn't have permission,
I changed my mind, just this once,
I will walk and meet you there,
You won't find me there,
You will go with me or you won't go at all,
- No matter, - Don't say whatever,
Little,,,
imported,
What are you doing ? Why are you wearing this?
- I feel cool, - Not in my old curtains,
Put on something else, Hop it!
Spoiler,
How did he do that?
OK ?
Come on, come on,
Are we going to the stores, Brian?
Yes, we go to the stores, Do what I tell you, okay?
There are things I need,
Oh good ?
I would like a map of the world for my wall,
OK, Maybe not today, I have a lot to do, but,,,
- And soap, - Soap ?
- And cotton socks, - Cotton socks?
- I want to sit in front, - Not in front,
Behind, You are too young,
I want to sit in front, Brian,
You're not old enough to sit in front,
I want you to get behind,
- Before, - Not in front,
I'll sit in front, Brian,
You won't sit in front, You will sit behind,
I could drive and you could walk,
You have become very, very cheeky,
And I don't like it,
I don't know what's got into you,
It's the same blue eye but with a different attitude,
A very, very cheeky robot,
- Cheeky? - Cheeky, yes,
- Cheeky robot, - Cheeky robot?
- Cheeky robot sits in front, - Stop saying "in front",
Front, front, front, front, front, front, front, front,
- We arrived ? - Nope,
If you're good, I'll take you to the lake,
- Lake ? - Yes,
I need to stop at the store,
- I'll come by to say hello too, - Nope,
Stay in the truck and keep your head down,
Can we go swimming, Brian?
There is no swimming pool,
Can we go to the airport?
There is no airport,
Can we go to the zoo, Brian?
There is no zoo, Just kennels, Just dogs,
- Dogs ? - Yes, dogs,
I won't be long, okay?
Do not do anything, OK ?
Hello,
I am Charles Petrescu, Who are you please?
Hazel,
Nice to meet you, Hazel,
What are you ?
I am Charles Petrescu,
Do you live in the fields with the sheep?
No, I live in the village with my mother and a parrot,
A parrot, An exotic bird with flamboyant colors,
One of its characteristic features is a leathery, curved beak,
Yes, he is green and he has red shoulders,,,
Did you know that the most important elements
of the parrot diet, is it the seeds?
Do not tell anyone,
- Please, - I won't tell,
What is he?
- A robot, - I'm Charles Petrescu,
Did you build it?
Yes,
We're going for a walk by the lake,
- Sorry, I didn't mean,,, - No, it's me,
No, we're just going for a walk, Charles,
Hazel is coming?
No,
You should ask him to come,
She is very busy,
She doesn't look busy,
She will want to come to the lake,
You want ? You want to come ?
You don't mind?
How did you know how to build it?
- I don't know where to start, - I do not know,
We start at the beginning and we use our imagination,
You want to play kick the rock, Brian?
No, I'm talking to Hazel,
OK ?
Sorry,
It's so good to be outside,
I rarely see you in town,
- I'm busy, - Busy grandpa,
Busy babe, Busy babe,
Busy babe,
Yes,
Brian,
Charles, don't put,,,
Sorry, Don't put your feet in the water,
I want to swim across the lake and explore the other side,
Don't be ridiculous, You would sink,
- No way, - You can't swim,
We're going to go for a walk,
Hazel and you, do your thing and I'll do mine,
No, Come,
It's not fair,
Life is not fair, This way, Come,
Hop it!
Come,
Sorry, Her toes are getting wet and,,,
I can't believe you did, You should show it to people,
Why not ?
I am impressed,
Thanks,
Thanks for inviting me,
No problem,
You should come here more often,
I will do it,
Alright, you're home,
- OK, - I go,
Yeah, Go ahead,
- Goodbye, Charles, - Yeah,
Goodbye,
Hazel?
I can talk to you ?
I hope I'm not going too far,
but you know when I told you at the
lake that you should come here more often?
What I meant was,,,
I didn't say it, I should have, It's all me,
I meant, maybe we should come here more often?
We ? Not here at the lake,
OK,
- Goodbye, - Goodbye,
What do you want for supper tonight?
- I do not care, - Thick soup?
I suppose,
- Head down, - Why ?
- Do what I tell you, - I can't bend down anymore,
- Beep beep, - Hush, You're welcome,
I want to go on the swings,
Say nothing, please, Look straight ahead,
- What's going on, Brian? - Go on,
Go on,
The squint,
Go on,
Not too, I'm still in my dressing gown,
Yeah, I'm a slacker,
I have three dressing gowns,
I do not know, I like it,
- Hey, - Hold on,
- What ? - Who is it ?
It's Hazel, We chat, okay?
Yeah, Do not worry about me,
Sorry, It was Charles,
Yeah,
Would you like to come later?
To eat something?
Great,
Yeah,
Great,
OK, So, see you soon, Bye, Hazel,
Brian, I'm just going out to get some gum,
- Absolutely not, - Yes, I'm going,
- I need chewing gum, - You're not going anywhere,
Relax, I won't be long,
Indeed, because you are not going,
Unbelievable,
I'll stay here and rust, then,
That's how I ended up with two identical Straw Hats,
I love listening to your stories,
Thanks,
- Charles? - What ?
- What are you doing ? - Nothing,
You should prune this,
- Do you want me to help you ? - No, really, thank you, but,,,
You should prune this,
Lets go, Your tie is crooked, Crooked tie,
Leave me, I can do it,
I can take care of myself, Brian,
I am not a child,
I want to go on an adventure and see the world,
instead of being stuck in this stupid cottage with you,
Please don't talk to me like that,
This place is boring and you are boring,
Charles, given the way you've been acting lately,
sorry, but I don't like spending time with you anymore,
So let me go,
What's the matter with you ?
Come on, Hazel,
Go cut that, please,
Sorry, Just,,,
- Charles, come inside, - Nope,
Charles, come in, Go into the house,
Why ?
Are you okay Brian?
How are you, Eddie?
Yeah,
Got a lot to do?
As usual, I guess,
Is that the pigeon girl speaking?
It is a yellow-shouldered Amazon parrot,
And what do you have there?
I am Charles Petrescu,
Speak, It talks about,
Do it again,
- Redo what? - Do this,
What does it do ?
It sucks for me and,,, sometimes we play darts together,
Feed him dog food, dad,
Make him eat grass and roll around in it,
- Somersaults, - Turn on and off his eye,
Run along the block,
- He dances ? - Yeah, he dances?
Dance it for the girls, okay?
Really ?
Yes really,
Charles, can you do a dance
for Eddie and his two daughters?
I really don't want to, Brian,
How are you, Just do one of your little jigs,
Alright, stop,
How many do you want?
He's not for sale, Eddie,
- I'll give you 50, - We really want it,
- Yes, we really want it, - Very nice, but,,,
OK, I give you 55 for him,
- It's not for sale, - Dad, come on, Just,,,
If it's not for sale, it's not for sale,
- You pushed me, - I did, huh?
Stay down, man,
Come on, in the truck,
What a weirdo,
I dream,
- She's a bully, - I say,
He has one of those bully faces,
Yeah,
He thinks he is the king of the village,
But no, There is no king in the village,
No,
- Whose village is it? - I do not know,
No, I don't know either,
I hated that you saw me like that, I was embarrassed,
Embarrassed from head to toe,
No, Brian,
I could have beaten him badly,
Yeah ? I could have punched him on the nose,
- But I didn't, - Nope,
No, I didn't, And you know why ?
Because I don't think hitting
people on the nose is a good solution,
Mom, We must not make noise,
What ?
It's mom, We must not make noise,
I really don't know what you're saying,
I'm doing my best,
- How are you ? - Yes,
You are hungry ?
- A little, actually, - A grilled cheese sandwich?
That will be great, thank you,
- Do you like marshmallows? - I love that,
- Really ? - Yes, For after?
- Yes, Not for before, - Nope,
It would be crazy,
Charlie!
- Charles, - Charles?
Charlie!
Oh no,
No,
Charlie!
Let me pass !
Charlie!
I shouldn't have left him alone,
I am an idiot,
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot,
Bend down,
You want me to come ?
No, it's fine,
- Are you sure ? - Yes,
How are you, Pam?
- How are you ? - What do you want ?
Eddie is there?
- Do you have a cigarette? - No, I don't smoke anymore,
Is that why you got fat?
- Look at this, - What is that ?
Pine cones,
Who did that ? You ?
- Yes, it's my pinecone bag, - Not bad, It's stylish,
- Can I have one? - Hey,
I want one too, I want a pinecone bag,
Can you make one for the girls?
It's just an ordinary bag, with,,,
Can you make one for the girls?
- Glue and pine cones, - I didn't ask that,
Can you make one for the girls? For her and her,
That's two, huh?
- Yes, - Thanks,
That's what I wanted to know,
- Can I see Eddie first? - He's with the cows,
Where are the cows?
I've never been here, so,,,
- Okay, go over there, - Yeah,
The big brown thing, shit on one side, The other side says, "I'm a cow,"
- You can't miss them, - I go,
OK,
Why did you steal Charles?
Charles,
I didn't steal it, no,
He came here of his own free will,
- Where is he ? - Who ?
Charles, Or whatever name you give it, What is the name ?
Tin man,
- Or Moron, - Dumbass,
- Or Tin Cretin, - Tin cretin, That works,
Where is he ?
Tin cretin!
Here it is,
What a mess,
- Can I take him home? - Nope,
- Please, - Nope,
He is mine,
Eddie?
Good,
How are you ?
Look at me as you are,
And your hair,
Brian, I want to go home,
I'm sorry, man, Sorry,
Hey, geek!
Our father will burn it,
What ?
Your metal grandfather,
We're going to grill it, He goes into the bonfire,
What ?
Would you like a marshmallow?
No, it's okay thanks,
What will you do ?
If I do anything, he will hit me,
Can't hit him, can you?
We could hit him otherwise,
You can do a lot of things he can't,
I have never met anyone who can build a robot,
I wouldn't know where to start,
I guess you start at the beginning
and use your imagination,
I told you that, huh?
Yes, that's what I said,
- Yeah, I'll be fine, - Anti-tar,
Range deviation of 30 cm,
EDDIE'S BONFIRE
Thanks a lot,
In fact, no way,
- You're nervous ? - No, it's fine,
Your cotton candy is shaking,
I don't care if Eddie hits me,
I don't care what he will do to me,
I really don't care now,
I don't care,
Of you,
I don't care about you either,
What a wonderful feeling,
Thanks a lot,
Who wants to see it burn?
Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!
Look at this ! Look at the !
Yeah !
Burn it! Burn it!
- Caramel apples? - I don't want a caramel apple,
Two for a pound or three for £1,25,
I don't want a caramel apple,
- Look at this, - We got four for £1,70,
I don't want a caramel apple,
You saved me, Brian,
You're welcome,
Are we safe now?
Almost, man, almost,
Can I sit in front?
No, not now,
- Started, - Hey !
I'm sorry we had a fight, Brian,
Me too,
Where are we going, Brian?
We're going home, Charles,
You are safe and sound,
Everything will be fine, okay?
Speed ​​up, Hazel!
It seems perilous,
What is it, please?
It's my cabbage weapon, Charles!
- A cannon that shoots cabbage! - Cool,
Three, two, one!
Fire !
- Obviously ! - Obviously,
Danger, danger,
Brian?
Eddie has another firework, Brian,
- You do fly dumping, - You're damn right,
- You touched him, Brian, - Yes,
Keep on going !
Brian?
What are you playing, Brian?
Take him back to my bonfire,
Bring it back!
I'll tell you one more time,
Take that rag dummy back to my bonfire, Now !
What are you doing ?
What's going on up there?
Am I going to have to humiliate you?
Am I going to have to do this in front of all these people?
We've all had enough of you, Eddie,
Do you hear that?
One day he stole our Christmas tree,
I confronted him and he tried to deny
it, but it really was our Christmas tree,
I recognized the light garlands,
Not very nice,
- What are you doing ? - Leave it, Eddie,
- Don't push me, - Sorry ? What did you say ?
- Don't,,, - Let him,
Leave him alone,
No,
Hit it, dad, Go on,
Okay Brian, Yeah ?
You want to fight ?
What is that ?
It's Brian's Super Pusher,
Yes, Eddie, I told you I've had enough, Get back in the car,
It's over, Eddie, Finished,
- Oh my God, - On target,
It's not over, I thought it was over,
We're not bothering Brian and Charles,
Stop it, Charles, Its good,
He doesn't want to, huh?
Well done, Brian,
Thank you, June, Thank you everyone,
- Good evening, - Good evening,
Ready, Charles?
Ready, Brian,
You are very quiet, Brian,
Everything is fine ?
How are you,
What's going on ?
I have a little surprise for you,
What do you mean ?
You know what it is ?
A note, It looks like a ticket,
It's a ticket, A ticket for around the world,
You will see all the places you dream of,
- Really ? - Yes,
- You make me walk ? - Nope,
He's kidding me, guys?
I'm not kidding you,
- You make me walk ? - Nope,
Guys, is he kidding me?
He thinks I'm kidding him, No way,
Are you coming too ?
- Nope, - Why ?
It's your adventure,
I have everything I need here,
- I'm going to see the world, - Yes really,
He is so excited,
Look at you, Look at his feet,
Tip, tap, tippety-tap,
Here's your ticket, okay?
- Guess where you're going first, - Honolulu,
Yeah,
Have fun, Charles,
Thank you, Hazel,
I was about to forget, I have a little present for you,
Thanks,
Chov
What a blue flower you do,
Looked, He wants a kiss,
Here you have some
money, a travel guide,
and there's a kale for the trip,
- Thanks, - OK ?
Look at you,
Everything beautiful and neat,
Brian, you'll be fine,
I say, I am sorry,
Go ahead, Go see the world,
I will miss you,
I will miss you too,
Come here,
Hop it! Go see the world,
Don't forget to send us a postcard,
Yes, send us a postcard,
Bye, Brian,
Goodbye Charles,
Wait, Let's go,
I love this beat
I am Charles Petrescu
I'm two meters tall and this is my rap
From Iceland to Africa, Russia and Japan
I wanna see it all That would be cool man
The world is so big, so beautiful too
I even want to go to Timbuktu
I'm going around the world and I'm doing it in style
It makes me so happy and really makes me smile
I love the culture, the cuisine and all the history
And everyone I meet is so nice to me
I am Charles Petrescu
Nice to meet you
I am Charles Petrescu
So oh my I saw parrots, oceans and hills
Penguins and sunsets What an emotion
I've met so many people and done so many things
I've been on so many planes I feel like I have wings
I saw lions and zebras Temples, sea swallows
I love all the sights the smells and the sounds
I saw the jungle and danced all night
I met a hippo and sang a lot of songs
If you're stuck, don't know how to escape
Pack your bags and leave, you too
Go see the world and you'll feel free
And if you cross me don't be surprised
I am Charles Petrescu
OK, folks, let's get out of here,
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