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Lastly, I would give this Coco Shea a 6,5 out of ten,
It was healing, but it also left a creepy residue,
which I didn't love,
And this is it for skincare Thursday,
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with other products you think that I should review,
And I'm going to be taking a brief hiatus for the weekend,
As many of you know,
in late middle school,
early high school, I was in a band
with my best friend Nora, The Cosmos Sisters,
What? No,
And Nora's actually kinda going through
- a rough patch right now, - No!
As you all know,
I really believe in the power of sisterhood,
and being there for the people that we love
when they need us the most,
So, I'm going to take the weekend to come home,,,
- No, No! - And spend some time with her,
Are you sure she's here, honey?
Yeah, I'm sure,
Let me know when you want me to pick you up,
I'll be fine, Mom,
Mm, Love you,
Bye, Mom!
Nora?
Nora!
Where's Nora?
Hi!
What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Whitters, I miss you, I missed you, too,
- Oh, it's been so,,, - What are you doing here?
I'm here to make you feel better,
You don't make me feel better,
Come on, Let me get you some green tea,
- Did you bring tea? - You don't have green tea?
No,
Well, then I guess you're getting water,
Come on, Let's go,
This is going great,
So, long time, no see, How you been?
Been better,
Yeah, obviously,
Um,,,
here,
Hydration's really important,
Did you make that up?
No,
So, Whitney, what's the ulterior motive here?
Excuse me?
You bought me a Polly Pocket set for my seventh birthday
because you lost your Polly sparkly shirt,
and then took mine,
When are you gonna let that one go?
And then you forced me to buy that green prom dress,
It looked good,
Just because we both couldn't wear blue,
- It's not your color, - We didn't know that,
And then I looked like a lollipop,
You did not have to go with lime green,
You could have done, like, an emerald or a forest,,,
There is always an ulterior motive with you,
Well, I'm just here to support you,
Because of the power of sisterhood,
Are you one of my subscribers?
- No, - Yeah, you are,
- No, I'm not, - Yes, you are,
No, I'm,,, I'm like an Internet troll,
All right, Well, guess you know you've really made it
when you have haters,
Don't think that you're helping me
'cause I'm drinking this,
Is that the underwater scene from seventh grade art?
Yeah,
My mom threw hers away, What a bitch,
You still have a mom, Cheers,
Look, Uh, I'm so sorry,
I'm really sorry I said that, She's not a bitch,
I mean, she kind of is, but it's just, like,
bad feminism to use that word,
Um, it was a shitty thing to say,
And I'm sorry,
It was shitty,
And you know I'm team Sharon,
I'm really sorry that I couldn't be here
for the funeral,
But I was thinking I could stay over
for a few nights just for old times' sake,
I don't think Jake's gonna like that,
I already talked to Jake, Well, my mom did,
They've randomly gotten very close,
But, uh, he thought it was a great idea,
Colluding with the enemy?
What?
I'm gonna take a run,
Okay,
You don't have to come,
No, It,,, Okay, Okay,
- We made it, - Yeah,
I used to, like, start with, like, 16 laps,
and then do sprints on the way home,
- That was our warm-up? - Yeah,
Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, That's fine, I just,,,
I like to take a few minutes to stretch after my warm-up,
Okay, If you can't keep up, you can just meet me at home,
Obviously, I can keep up,
Okay,
Lots of fun mems here,
What?
Mems, You know, like memories,
Like when we sold out?
Uh, we were a hit at the homecoming
halftime show,
I'm still pissed they wouldn't let us have confetti cannons,
I mean, yeah, Principal Schultz is forever on my list,
And Miss Statham's,
Oh, Miss Statham's, Ugh! And Colin Wolf,
- Oh, I hate that guy, - I hate that guy,
You know what? That guy should be afraid of us,
He should be very afraid,
Very afraid!
Let's keep going,
Hey, um, I was thinking I could help you go
through some of your mom's stuff while I'm here,
Did Jake say something about that?
No, Well, yeah,
I mean, he mentioned something to my mom,
but I thought it could be fun,
I don't think going through my dead mom's stuff with you
is gonna be fun for me,
No, I don't mean, like, fun obviously, I just mean,,,
I don't wanna talk about it right now,
Okay, Nora? Nora! Nora!
We have, like, 15 more laps,
Nora?
Nora!
I know you're in there,
Oh, who, me?
Yeah, Open the door, you butthole,
Uh, I can't let strangers into my house,
I'm not a fucking stranger,
I don't know you,
Okay, I'm gonna punch you in the face,
Are you kidding me? Grow up, Grow up, Stop it!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh! - Stop! Oh! Grow up!
Hi!
Who are you?
Um, I'm Debbie, I'm your new neighbor,
I just moved in next door, I just moved here from Brooklyn,
Oh, my gosh, I'm from Brooklyn, too!
Oh, God, love Brooklyn, It's so fun in my twenties,
But I jut adore this new neighborhood,
My realtor, Craig Olsen, told me about you two,
Craig Olsen, He was always such a fan,
Okay, We're kinda in the middle of something,
Nora, please don't be rude to our fans,
We have plenty of time to take a picture,
I'm not in town for a very long, but,,,
Actually, no, she's not, She's leaving now,
That's not true,
The Cosmos Sisters are here to stay,
Sisters? I thought you two were together,
What?
Oh, Craig told me that the nicest couple
lived next door,
No,
I live here with my boyfriend Jake,
Okay, That's still cute, Um, so, are you guys sisters?
- Kind of, - No,
We have a band together, The Cosmos Sisters,
Oh,
Yeah, it's just two kids playing make-believe,
Don't undersell the band,
And one of them completely sold out,
Oh, you're just jealous that Brendon asked me
- to sing in his band, - Oh, a wedding band?
Yeah, it was a big break for me,
- Congratulations, - "Congratulations,"
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,
Yeah, I would,
And I'm so sorry about your mom,
Craig told me about your loss, Mm,
Maybe I shouldn't have said anything,
No one can say anything right,
Anyway, do you wanna get that picture?
- Oh, Oh, okay, - We can use my phone,
Come here,
- Great, - Okay,
Bye! Nice to meet you,
Bye!
- It was so nice to meet you, - Mm-hmm,
- Okay, Bye, - Bye!
Love you,,, Bye!
Hey, you must be Whitney,
Hey, Jake, Nice to meet you,
Have you been waiting here long?
I thought I put the key in the mailbox,
Oh, Uh, no, Nora outran me,
And then she locked me out,
- Oh, that tracks, - Yeah,
You comin' in?
No, Um, I don't think this is really gonna work out,
Whitney, you have to know how stubborn she is,
- That's why we love her, - Yeah, but I don't,,,
She needs you,
I don't think she does,
Come on,
Look, My mom's picking me up, She's calling now,
Oh, may I? Thank you,
Hi, Sharon? It's Jake,
Yeah, How you doin'? Okay, Now, stop it,
Yeah, no, Well, I miss you, too, Seriously,
Yeah, I just met Whitney, Yes, that is what IRL means,
Oh, okay, okay, Listen,
How about you and I grab lunch tomorrow?
Yeah, Yes, Spoleto sounds great,
Okay, you can pick her up after that,
All righty! Talk to you tomorrow, Bye,
She's gonna pick you up tomorrow after lunch,
- That was masterful, - Thank you,
We're gonna have a good time,
- Yeah, - Yeah,
I think Nora's excited to see you,
- Yeah, I bet, - I'm excited to see you,
All right, Come on, Oh, God, What do you have in these?
Just the essentials,
Uh-huh,
Hey, babe, What are you working on?
You? How did you let this snake into my house?
Okay, the dramatics are a lot, Nora,
- You hungry? - Starving,
Oh, Well, this pasta is not for two-faced traitors,
Oh, are you gluten-free? We can make something else,
She's not gluten-free,
Your mom says you were off gluten,
She's really excited to get paninis at Spoleto,
Yeah, it's kind of a touchy subject,
Um, she made me an entire gluten-free Thanksgiving dinner
the night before I decided I'm actually
not gluten-intolerant,
So, I just didn't have the heart to tell her,
Case in point, She's a liar,
Hey, babe,
How about we call a truce?
Should I make salads to go with the pasta?
No, this is not for her either,,, Neither, Whatever,
This pasta is my piece de resistance,
Um, the pasta is for me,
You're gonna eat all that by yourself?
- Yeah, - That is a little dramatic,
Oh, is it a little dramatic?
What about calling my ex-friend?
She's not your ex-friend, And I felt like you needed her,
I don't need anyone, I have my pasta,
Okay, Come on, Nora, That's gross,
Seriously, Nora, don't,
Come on, You know how I feel about germs,
- Just,,, - Stop it,
Nora, stop,
- What are you doing? - Let go,
- Why are you doing this? My God! - Stop it!
- Just stop! - Oh, my,,,
- Oh! - Oh, my God!
I'm sorry, I,,,
Are you kidding me?
Please don't eat that, What?
Stop, stop, What are you,,,
Why did you do that?
I just wanted some pasta,
Baby, hey, hey,
Don't touch me,
Hi, can I get a delivery to 92 Lowe Street?
- Yeah, let's do two pizzas, - Three,
Three, Um, three pizzas, Let's do, um,
cheese, pepperoni, and a mushroom,
Great, And can you guys still do the thing
where you spell?
You make the little letters with the toppings?
This is an emergency, Okay, great, Thank you,
So, can I have you spell out poop?
Okay, thank you, Buh-bye,
It's okay, buddy,
Okay,
It was a hard day,
She my pasta,
Yeah,
I know,
Okay,
I didn't know you played,
Uh, just enough to boss our producer around,
I'm sure being here during all this has been a lot,
Nah,
Do you wanna talk about it?
No, I'm really good,
Really?
Really, really,
Okay, Well, if you change your mind, then,,,
It's just been really hard watching her
and not knowing how to help,
Yeah, Yeah, it's a lot,
I'm sorry that I wasn't here sooner,
Nah, Of course, it was important for us
to be here when Elaine got really bad
and then Nora needed time to process and heal, of course,
But now, it feels like she's stuck,
And I don't know how to fix it,
And I'm worried that, like, she doesn't wanna fix it,
Well, she's stubborn,
And that's what we love about her,
Yeah,
I just don't know where we're going,
Like, thankfully, I've been able to see clients online
for the past six months,
But now, I don't even know if she's gonna try
for her masters which is, like, really stressful,
But I love her,
So, we're gonna keep trying until we figure out
how to help her,
No,
- No? - No,
No, you know what? It's time to take care of you,
Okay,
So, you are going to go upstairs,
You're gonna unwind, You're gonna take a bath,
You're gonna read a book,
I'm gonna preoccupy Nora,
Yeah, I don't know if that's,,,
It's just the barn that needs packing up, right?
- Yes, - I can do this,
I was literally born to do this,
Okay, It's much more work than you,,,
This is happening, Just let it happen,
You're very pushy,
That's what Nora loves about me,
Look, I promise
this is gonna be really good for you, and also for her,
Thank you,
You're welcome, That's what I'm here for,
- Do you wanna hug it out? - Yeah,
Oh, pizza's here,
Actually, um, question, Do you have cash?
Yeah, yeah,
If I can have that,
Whitney,
- Oh, my God, Maddy, - Hi,
Hi!
I didn't know you were still around,
Oh, yeah, I'm working for my uncle,
- Yeah, - Oh, By the way,
you can't do the, um, toppings, letters thing anymore,
- Oh, that sucks, - Yeah,
That was just a thing that Nora and I
used to do for our band,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, The Cosmos Sisters, I remember,
- You do? - Yeah, of course,
I mean, those were the good old days,
Yeah, Um, yeah,
Nora and I are actually getting the band back together,
Oh, You know, that's really cool,
Yeah,
You look great,
You look really great,
Thank you, Ahh!
So, do you want these?
Yes, Yes, you want these?
Yeah, of course!
Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Uh, thanks,
It's good to see you,
It's really good to see you,
Okay, Uh, I'll see you later?
Yeah, I'll see you around,
Okay, bye!
Be still, my beating heart,
- You met Maddy? - You know Maddy?
Nora orders a lot of pizza these days,
Wait, Are you not eating with us?
No, I'm gonna take a bath, And read a book in my bed,
What genius thought of that idea?
Enjoy,
You really buried the lead, dog,
- What? - Maddy, she's, like, hot,
Yeah, Maddy has always been hot,
Well, do you have her number?
No,
Okay,
Bon appetit, mon amor,
Okay,
This is kind of bad,
No worse than normal,
Mm-mm, Not worse than normal, but just kinda like cardboard,
but a little good,
It's like familiar cardboard,
- Yeah, - Hmm, It soothes me,
Yeah,
Kinda special, It's just us here tonight,
Jake is just upstairs,
Yeah, But I mean, like, you know,
he's having him time and we're having us time,
- Okay, - "Okay,"
So,,,
I know that you weren't super keen
on the idea at first, but I was thinking
we could go through the barn,
- because Jake told my mom,,, - Whitney,
That a lot of the stuff is our stuff,,,
- No, - We wouldn't even have to look
at your mom's stuff, We could just go through,,,
No! No! No!
Nora, you have to deal with this,
You can't just insert yourself into this,
Look, I'm sorry that I wasn't here sooner,
but I'm here now,
No, you were here, and you just didn't come sooner,
- That's not true, - Yes, I know!
I know that you were just making your little YouTubes
in your childhood bedroom,
Your followers might not know, but I did,
So,,, so, fuck you,
Nora, Nora,
Fuck,
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, too,
No, really, I'm sorry,
You were right, I've been here for a while,
Mm-hmm,
And I wanted to come be with you,
I just have been going through a lot,
Yeah?
Like, obviously you have too, much more than me,
Obviously,
I just haven't been doing so good on my own,
and, um, anyway, I'm sorry,
Are you going home?
Yeah,
I think Sharon's almost here again,
I think I need to go for a loop,
Nora, I support your exercise, but it's getting kind of late,,,
No, like, we need to go for a "loop,"
A loop?
Yeah, like, a loop,
I could go for a loop,
Oh, these are good, Where did you get this?
- I made it, - Really?
Hmm,
Thanks for the apology,
Thank you for the brownie,
Can we start over?
What if I stay for the weekend, and, um, we can clean the barn,
but we don't have to, And just hang out,
I think I would like that,
I think I'd like it, too,
Hey, Mom, I think I'm actually gonna stay,
Okay, honey, Have fun, Love you!
Bye, Sharon!
How much weed did you put in these?
I don't remember, A bunch,
Good, Good, Good, Good,
This is gonna be good,
This is gonna be really good,
Whoa! It's more,,,
Sadder than you remember?
Beautiful, It's so beautiful,
Hi, tinsel,
Oh, I missed it here,
Did you take up boxing?
Oh, A therapist thought it might be a good idea,
You're in therapy? I'm so proud of you!
Online therapy,
That's okay,
It was, like, an article written by a therapist,
Huh,
Actually, I don't even know if it's a therapist,
It might have been a life coach,
- Well, did it help? - What?
The boxing,
Oh, I never tried it,
Hmm,
Doesn't having your mom's photography stuff here
make you feel sad?
Everything makes me sad,
You know, we could put it away so you don't have to look at it,
If you offer to put,,,
Offer to put something in a box!
I'm going to,,,
Throttle you!
Shut up!
Oh, my God, Do you still have the wigs?
- Do you have the wigs? - I don't think so,
They're here! She found the wigs, baby!
- Oh, my, - Oh, my God,
Oh! Oh, my God,
You have to put yours, Oh,
This is,,, Oh, my God,
Oh, my God,
We look amazing,
We have to capture this,
Okay, Hello, Instagram world,
I know that I told you I was taking a brief hiatus,
but I am here with the one and only original Cosmos Sister,
No!
And we are actually going to perform
one of the dances for you right this very second,
I don't want to,
Oh, you don't want to,
Fine, I guess I'll have to do it by myself,
No, no! It's more,,, There's more to it, It's like,,,
This is the good stuff,
Yeah, I think it's ending,,,
No, No, no, no, no,
I mean, you and me, We're the magic,
It's not like this on YouTube,
I want us to be The Cosmos Sisters again,
It's my wish,
Star light, star bright, the first star I see tonight,
Hello, Instagram world,
I know that I told you I was taking a brief hiatus,
but I am here with the one and only
original Cosmos sister,
No!
And we are actually going to perform
one of the dances for you right this very second,
I don't want to,
Oh, you don't want to!
Good morning,
Good morning!
- I need a coffee, - Yes, here is coffee,
I also got you this disgusting-looking green juice,
'cause I thought you'd like it,
You know, I actually reviewed this product recently,
- It was kind of bad, - Hmm,
I don't remember exactly what rating I gave it,
but I just don't remember it being good at all,,,
Oh, my God,
What?
Do you know Jenna Shmortems?
I don't think I know Jenna Shmortems,
I just got an email from someone named Jenna Shmortems
who's the mother of a child with cancer,
That's awful,
It's like a Make-A-Wish request,
Are you sure it's a Make-A-Wish?
Well, I feel like there's the official
Make-A-Wish, but now, it's more of a verb,
like anything can be a Make-A-Wish,
And her kid wants the Cosmos Sisters
to play for him,
That's crazy,
Yeah, that's crazy,
That's crazy, That's crazy!
That's like,,, that's like the cosmos
have aligned, and brought us together,
and given us a second chance to feel like that again,
Yeah,
Oh, my God,
I wonder how she found us,
I mean, it must have been the content that we were posting
last night, but it's still super random,
Yeah, it's, like, what's heck's up with Jenna Shmortems?
Well, what the heck is up is that she's booking us for a gig,
- Because her kid has cancer, - Yeah, Okay,
So, we need to get costumes, uh, backing tracks,
Maybe we can do one where you pull out the aux,
- Okay, - Oh, my God!
This is gonna be amazing!
I'm going straight to hell,
So, which songs do we wanna sing?
We should do one song,
One song is not a gig,
Fine, Two,
Two, An opener and a closer, Iconic, Okay,
So, we want to inspire and also to uplift,
Okay, So, obviously, "Sparklin',"
That's so 2007,
Okay, Well, it goes really well with "New Moon,"
No,
Because it was your mom's favorite?
- Yeah, - Right, Yeah,
And even though this is the perfect moment
for that, and it will never,,,
But we're not doing it obviously,
Wait! What about "Tonight?"
- We never finished "Tonight," - Yeah,
Because what if we were meant it in this exact moment?
No, we never finished "Tonight"
because we couldn't agree on anything,
Okay, but we're adults now,
Maybe in age,
- Do we know the kid's name? - Uh,,,
Here, I'll just email them,
Okay, I'm gonna take five,
Okay,
You know, I feel like my engagement
has been really bad lately, which is confusing,
'cause I feel like the content has actually been, like,
pretty good, but maybe it's possible
that I got shadow-banned,
I've heard that that's been happening a lot,
I don't know,
It feels like the algorithms have been kind of,,,
Oh, we have a name, Dylan,
Okay, So, song,
So, song,
Okay, So, Dylan is dying,
I don't think that we technically know that,
Okay, But that could be, like, viral material
like that cloud song,
- No, - Okay,
Well, what are your ideas?
Um,,,
Oh, my God,
How did we used to do this?
- No! - It's gonna taste like,,,
No!
On point,,,
- Oh! Who am I? - Oh!
Just let us,,, Just get, like, one photo,
- It's good! - It's not funny,
Stop!
Give me the tonights again,
Wow, We really doubled down on those,
Yeah, We really needed them to know that it's about tonight,
We were like, "It's not,,,"
Mm-mm, Mm-mm, No, Those are clearly taken,
Okay, Give me the tonights again,
Fork, dude,
Heck, man!
That sounded good!
Okay, But we have, like, a lot more to write,
- Yeah, Okay, Um, from the top, - Okay,
Okay, People aren't going to like it if it doesn't pop,
Why do people have to like it?
It's not a crime for it to sound good,
It is, It's a crime against artistic integrity,,,
Oh, my God, Oh,
I guess you never got off your high horse,
And I guess you never grew a spine,
Uh, I'm so sorry to interrupt,
I actually am just so sorry about how things
- ended the other day, - No, no, no,
Actually, Debbie, this is the perfect time
- that you came over, - It is?
Mm-hmm, See, we have a gig,
And we are working on a song
that we started in our early aughts,
And so, we need some external feedback
to solve an internal conflict,
She's obviously gonna like yours,
People are stupid, No offense,
Mm, Seems like you're just scared,
Don't try to use scared with me, It won't work,
It doesn't have to work, It just seems like it's true,
- I'm not scared, - Prove it,
Sit down,
Which do you like better?
- Bravo to you both, - Which one do you like better?
Well, actually, you know, they were both very similar,
But which one did you like better, though?
I liked Nora's,,,
Really?
No,
You know what? You don't get it,
and you don't get it,
She's just like that,
Okay,
I didn't realize Debbie was one of the Rolling Stones,
Just listen to whatever she says,
Hi, is Maddy working tonight? Okay, great,
Can I get three pizzas delivered to 92 Lowe Street?
That's perfect, Mm-hmm, Okay, Thank you, Mm-hmm,
I love it!
Oh, go to hell,
Do you think she'll be okay?
Yeah, She just hates being the unpopular opinion,
Don't we all?
I mean, yeah, But her more than most,
Are you, like, a photographer or something?
You've got some really retro stuff,
Hey, can you please stop touching that?
Stop, and go!
Sorry, did you want me to stop or go?
Stop, and go,
That's just like what all of my exes
have said to me, so I didn't know,
No,
"I'm Nora,"
Maddy, hey! Hi!
Hey!
Um, Whitney,
Hey,
Um, aren't I delivering you those pizzas?
Do you have a napkin?
Um,,,
You okay?
It's just,,,
You know what? It's like,,,
Look, this is just classic self-sabotage,
You know what I mean?
Like that's not just me psychoanalyzing her,
Like a therapist actually told us that,
I mean maybe there's like a school counselor or something,
but the point is is that I'm right,
I'm so sorry, Who are we talking about?
Nora,
It's like the Cosmo Sisters,
Like,,, Like we could be great again,
We really could,
And that would be good for both of us,
For me and for her, And she just,,,
Just won't let it happen,
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry,
No, look, sometimes things can be hard
when you put too much pressure on them, right?
Like,,, like I wanna start a tattoo business,
but I need a venue, and I need sponsors,
- and I need equipment, - You're an entrepreneur?
- That's hot, - Thanks,
I realized that if I focus on the things I can control,
it's better,
You know, you just need to focus on the things
- that you can do good, - Do well,
Okay, you need to focus on the things
that you can do well and let that be enough,
So, whatever the Cosmo Sisters is right now,
just let it be that,
Hmm,
You know, you're pretty wise,
Yeah,
Why didn't we ever get together in high school?
God, weren't you like famously in love with Rosie Letterman?
Weren't we all?
Yeah,
This is nice,
Hey, so um, I don't wanna be rude,
but I'm kinda still on the clock,
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry,
- No, it's,,, it's alright, - I'm sorry,
I'll,,, I'll take you to wherever you need to go,
- Really? - Yeah, Yeah,
Thank you,
Um, and by the way,
if you're just ordering those pizzas
so you can see me, you only have to order one,
No, I'm definitely gonna eat all of these,
- Yeah, okay, - Okay,
Okay, haters, I have been reborn
and we are going to use your version,
not because I actually think that it's better,
because TBH, it was a very small sample size,
but because I think that it will just,,,
Oh, no, Oh, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Nora,
I'm not doin' so well,
I know,
I really miss my mom,
I know,
I'm really sad,
and I hate thinking about my feelings,
and all Jake wants to do is talk about my fucking feelings,
Maybe you and Jake should fuck out your feelings,
I'm being vulnerable,
I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Look, we can't focus on all the big stuff right now,
It's too big, Yeah,
We just gotta focus on this, on the Cosmos Sisters
and just do what we do good,
Well,
We will rock,
We don't rock,
We will rock,
We don't have a backing track,
That's okay, I bet Manny's still in town,
He lives in Boston,
Really? He was such a townie!
What does that mean? I still live in town,
- I just mean it's like,,, - You still live in town,
Hey, technically, that's not true,
Okay, you know, whatever, I'm just gonna call him,
You still have his number?
Social, baby,
You told Manny we were coming, right?
Uh, I think it'd be better if we just surprise him,
And then you're gonna apologize?
For what?
You think he's gonna remember that?
Yeah, most people remember being called an "ass face",
I feel like I said it in like a playful way,
- like a fun way, - No,
Yeah, that's exactly how I remember it,
Well, it's 'cause you're delusional,
Uh, delusional?
Because I think you actually mean delightful,
Oh, yep, sorry, That was just,,,
A slip of the tongue,
Oh, you meant delightful?
Yes, delightful,
- Quite delightful, ma'am, - She's a delight,
She's such a delightful,,,
That's what they say about you all the time,
I knew you were gonna die first,
- Morbid, - Too morbid?
Nah, Just throw me a fun funeral,
A fun-neral?
- No, - Yes,
Okay, Ahem!
Hello, fans and friends,
- this is actually Nora Daye, - Okay!
And this is me saying this is my will,
and I just want everyone to know that um, Whitney Muland
is banned from any funeral planning abilities,
and this is,,, this is real,
Okay, well, I'm actually not gonna be available
to plan your funeral, because the moment you die,
I'm going to pass away of a broken heart,
- Liar, - It's true,
I'll be all, "Who died?"
And they're like, "Nora Daye,"
Who?
See you're too senile, so you'll never know,
Yeah,
You're gonna age so badly,
Okay, that's rude,
but if the Russian filters taught me anything,
it's probably true,
So crazy that they have all our faces,
Yeah,
Nice guitars,
Yeah, love the aesthetic,
Not bad for a townie ass face,
I'm really sorry about that,
Uh, I was actually thinking now could be a really good time
for us to move past that,
No,
Well, Manny, it's been really nice,,,
It is my anti-mantra,
Hmm?
That sentiment that you so,,,
eloquently gifted me,
really broke me,
And I'm so sorry,
Then rebuilt me,
Hmm?
Then allowed me to build all of this,
The guitars,
No, you beautiful dummy!
My career, my contacts,
My musical persona,
Well, you're welcome,
You know, it's really surreal
to have someone I thought was a friend-turned-enemy
back in my uh, face,
Kind of on that journey,
So, what do you want?
You two always wanted something,
We just have a tiny favor,
Um, we were wondering if you could make us
one of your amazing, magnificent, incredible,,,
Don't push it,
We need a backing track uh, for a new cover,
Cosmos Sisters are reuniting,
- Kind of, - For sick children,
For kind of sick children,
It's like a Make-A-Wish situation,
So, a kid wished for us to perform
and we wish to be able to,
And so our wish is that your wish will be
to make us a backing track,
Plus, Nora's guitar is kinda thin,
- Thanks, - It just is,
Can you give us one last solid?
We don't know if this is like the last, last solid, but,,,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one last solid,
For a sick child with cancer,
We'll beg,
Not in a debasing or groveling way,
- We will kind of beg, - We will kind of beg,
I need to hear the song,
See if it's cohesive with my musical persona,
Oh, I have um, a crude demo,
You forgot to turn on the Bluetooth,
- Sorry, - Passcode still your birthday?
Yeah,
Does he like it?
That's not what my face looks like when I like something,
Well, I don't think you really know
what your face looks like when you like something,
Oh, what does my face look like?
Well, your face is more like, "Huh,"
Weird, Yours is like, "Oh, yeah,"
Oh, yeah, that's funny, because that's actually the face
that Jake told me that you make every time that you,,,
Fuck,
It's crude,
Yeah, obviously, we're still working on it,
And it's like we,,,
I love it,
Oh, my gosh!
Jake, you seriously should have seen your girlfriend
in that meeting, She was a frickin' shark,
She's all bang, bang gun,
I was like, "I will not beg,"
And I was like, "Honestly, I will beg
a little bit if necessary,"
Is this for Dylan's Make-A-Wish thing?
Yes, Jake, oh, my gosh,
you're seriously gonna love the new song,
It frickin' slaps, It's all, "Oh, oh,,,
Why don't we talk for a second? Yeah?
Whitney, we're just gonna chat for a second,
Come on, Come on,
Oh, oh, oh,,,
Come on,
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
I can explain,
Go ahead,
Sorry, I thought you're gonna cut me off,
Um, we were high,
You were high, so you fabricated a cancer kid
to perform in a fake band?
Okay, it was a real band, but yes, I did that,
- That's not normal, - Yeah, when you say it back,
it does sound a little bit out of character,
but anyway, here's Wonderwall,
Nora, I know that you are moving
through the grieving process right now,
And I know,,,
Oh no, Jake, please don't talk about
the grieving process,
Fine,
- You've been doing you, - Mm-hmm,
And I've been supporting you, and I really thought
that we were getting somewhere,
and then you fictionalize a cancer kid,
Is that not one of the five stages of grieving?
This is not a joke,
Is it not anger, denial, fabricating a fake cancer kid?
Come on, I'm happy!
Can we please just laugh about this?
Nora, you bein' happy,
you're like flip-floppin' all around,
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry that I'm not dealing with it,
I'm sorry that I'm having yet another episode,
I'm sorry that I don't want to sell the one thing
that reminds me of my mom,
I'm not even talkin' about that right now,
If I'm so out of control, why don't you just go?
Excuse me?
Get out of my house,
Wow,
Hey, buddy, look what I found,
I was thinking it would be fun if we skated through the town
and hung up some promo posters,
It's potentially a little insensitive,
but I think it could be fun,
What's up?
What's wrong?
Oh, oh, Uh,
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on,
What's wrong, buddy?
Hey, Hey, what's wrong?
Dylan,,,
Died,
What?
Yeah, so there's no more gig,
Oh, my God,
It's really sad for the family,
Yeah,
That's really sad,,, for the family,
Oh, my God,
is this triggering for you?
Oh, um, I don't know,
Oh, I'm so sorry,
I can't let this happen,
He died,
Look, you can't give up,
This was Dylan's wish,
and in a way, it was your mom's wish too, okay?
Art heals,
We need this now more than ever,
I really think we should just lay this one to rest,
Yes, Yeah, Good,
We're gonna lay this to rest,
because we are going to perform at his funeral,
- No, - Yeah, Yes,
That's what he would want,
That's what he would have wanted,
It's what your mom would want,
This is our second, second chance,
We don't even know where the funeral is,
Hey, that's okay, I'll find it,
- I can totally find it, - How?
- Say it with me, Socials, baby, - I don't,,, no,
Yes,
Hey, don't be scared, okay?
Don't be scared,
I've got you,
Do you believe me?
Yes,
I've got you, okay?
Okay, can you give me a push off?
- Mm-hmm, - Thank you,
Can you help me get these off?
Yeah,
Hey, you guys, So, if I have any internet sleuths out there,
It's a little fast,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Manny, pulled through,
I love that guy,
Wait, I thought we're supposed to do constellations,
I did,
What is this? The Big Dippy,
- Yeah, - Oh, my gosh,
It's crazy, yeah,
Yes,
Gotta go face the music,
Bye,
Only one this time, You're learning,
It's an invitation pizza,
What does that even mean?
I don't have your number yet,
but I wanted to cordially invite you
to the Cosmos Sister gig tomorrow,
It's at the funeral home
and a lot of people will be there,
- Wait, the funeral home? - Yeah, just come,
- It's at 11:00 a,m, - 11:00 a,m,?
Yeah, before the service,
Okay, well, I'm definitely enticed,
Right where I want you,
- Okay, - Okay,
Oh, um, that will still be 14,95,
Right,
Last Pizza from Florence Factory before the re-debut
of the Cosmos Sisters,
Can you believe it?
If you're a masshole like us,
make sure to check out Florence Factory,
Tell them that I sent you,
And uh, also make sure to come check out our gig tomorrow,
Link's in the bio, Okay, love you, babes,
See you tomorrow,
Okay, they're not sponsoring me, but they should,
They should,
And Maddy should date me,
She should,
Yeah, and Florence Factory should cater our wedding,
I support your hypothetical pizza-themed wedding,
I love weddings,
Yeah, they're rad
if you support the institution of marriage,
Oh, are they not punk rock enough for you?
Or are they actually the most punk rock thing?
It's the age-old paradox,
Do you and Jake ever talk about weddings?
We had, but I don't really know where his head's at right now,
I don't really know where my head's at either,
It's good that he's at the hotel doing his health care thing,
Yeah,
And he'll be at the gig tomorrow, right?
He's gonna try,
Good, Tomorrow,
Tomorrow, Oh, my gosh,
Can you believe it? Our gig is tomorrow,
I seriously have goose bumps,
Cheers,
Oh, too much pizza,
I tried to stop you,
There's no stopping me,
Now, I get to get reacquainted with the fart palates,
No reservations necessary,
There's nothing to be nervous about,
I'm not nervous,
Did you forget that I know you?
The stars have aligned,
This is our second chance,
You know I don't prescribe to woo-woo,
It's not a woo-woo, it's just true-true,
This is what they'll write about in our biography,
Oh, now we're getting a biography,
Yeah, we should,
I've been really happy the last few days,
Playing with you,
You know, your mom would love this,
Showtime, baby,
Okay, so uh, since we're using a backing track,
it's actually super important that the rhythm
is exactly the same,
Okay,
- That's not the right chord, - Just give me a chance,
Nope, that's not it,
Okay, I think we should try to get through the song,
Well, if you're not going to play the right chords,
then we need to stop and address it,
Fine, From the top,
Okay, I can't hear myself play
with the backing track that loud,
If you're not gonna play the right notes
- then we need it that loud, - Turn it down and I'll get it,
This is an important show for us,
People are coming,
No one is coming,
That is the exact self-sabotage that we were talking about,
- Nobody's coming, - People are coming,
Okay, okay, dammit that's Sharon, That's okay,
This is gonna be great,
Okay, Uh, I got the coats,
Uh, get the boombox,
This is gonna be,,,
Do, like a good star, right?
- What does that mean? - Like good,
- Like not a Jewish star? - No!
Wait, did you?
Mom, can you please turn this song off?
I thought maybe you need a little pump-up music,
No, Mom, we have a new sound now,
this one's just gonna get in my head,
I love this song,
Wait, Wait, can you stop?
Reverse,
Okay, wooh!
I think we can walk from here,
- Wait, it's cold, - We have to preshow,
I'll meet you at the funeral home,
No, no, no, no, no! Go do a couple of laps,
so that you're not there awkwardly early,
Oh, okay,
Oh, and like stand in the back if there are any new fans,
Oh, my God,
Break a leg!
Brr, brr,
You're not gonna throw up, are you?
- No, - Okay,
You just don't really have time,
I mean, I'll totally hold your hair
if you do,
Yeah,
Okay, Checklist, Boombox,
Che,,, uh, Bluetooth,
Okay, Check,
Uh, backing track,
It's on your phone,
Right, Just say check,
Uh, guitar,
- Check, - Picks,
Check,
And cosmic power,
Cosmic power,
No, remember, you're supposed to say,
"I forgot the cosmic power," so that I can say,
"We are the cosmic power,"
- Whitney, - It's corny, but we love it,
Whitney, wait, we can't really crash a funeral?
Nora, I promise, we're not crashing it,
This is for Dylan, It's gonna mean a lot to Jenna,
No, it's actually super inappropriate,
We should just go,
That is classic self-sabotage talking,
Just let us have this gig, okay?
No, stop!
Nora, Nora,
This isn't real,
- It's not just,,, - Listen!
No, Nora, you listen,
Okay, this is a big day for us,
Just let us celebrate and have fun,
because if we're not enjoying it now,
then maybe we never,,,
I made it up!
I made up the Make-A-Wish,
I made up Jenna, and Dylan doesn't exist,
and I,,, I think we should see this as a silver lining,
because then there's no dead kid, but I made it up,
You made it up?
Yeah, I did that,
- That is so fucked up, - I know,
- Why would you do that? - Well, I wanted,,,
- You wanted to embarrass me or,,, - No, we were hot,
Yeah, we weren't like a make-up-a-cancer-kid hot,
No, but it was like it was the wish
and the stars were aligning,
Oh, my God, What are we gonna tell people?
- What people? - Maddy, Debbie, my followers,
I don't know,
This was supposed to be a big thing,
It was a big thing! We were playing again!
I can't believe that you're being so selfish,
- Me? Selfish? - Yeah, you selfish!
You know what? Jake was right about you,
You can't see outside yourself,
- Fuck you! - Fuck you, too!
Where,,, where are you going?
Do you think that this is part of the show?
Uh, I hope so, but I don't think it is,
Oh,
You fabricated a hoax,
I'm gonna just sit here and get hit by a car,
so then you'll have an opportunity for a gig,
You know what? You're an ass face,
And you fuck everything up,
And I think that your mom
would be really disappointed in you,
How often do you deliver pizzas?
Uh, every day,
Um, I'm so sorry to drag you both out here,
Um, the concert is actually cancelled
on account of Nora made it up,
Oh!
- Yeah, okay, - I'm really sorry,
This is not normally like me,
Yeah, it's totally fine,
Now, I know that this is here,
I love exploring new places of Northampton,
Yeah, Yeah, plus, we met,
So, you guys are fine?
It's totally cool,
Um, cool face paint,
Uh, so, Debbie,
Debbie, can I get your phone number?
Wait, what for?
Okay,
Hey, you guys,
So, unfortunately, I wasn't able to get a live stream
of the concert today, because the Wi-Fi
is just like really spotty here in Northampton,
But anyway, it went amazing,
So, thank you, everyone who uh, showed up for support,
Love you guys,
Bye!
Honestly, I felt like these brushes
were kind of the same,
This, I realized, kind of looks like a dildo,
It's not, It's for your face,
T-zone though,
If anyone um, knows how to contour,
comment below,
Hey can you meet me at the lake in like an hour,
Okay,
Hey, thanks for coming,
Yeah, we had to talk eventually, so,,,
Is this a letter?
No,
Is this you?
Yeah, when I was like 16,
Peak Cosmos Sisters,
What do you want me to do with this?
Um, I wanna be that girl again,
I think that I said the lie,,,
Astronomical lie,
That super big-time lie,
because that girl's mom is alive,
and I like that person,
and you love that person,
I do love that person,
Where'd you find this?
I was going through a box in the barn,
What are we doin', Nora?
I don't know,
But I think that things can change and get better,
I can't make you feel better,
- It's not workin', - No, I know,
I think that I need to make myself feel better,
but my wish is that you'll be there, too,
I'm really sorry for kicking you out of the house,
- It's your house, - It's our house,
How about we see how this goes?
I think that's really generous of you,
- But first,,, - I know I will go to therapy,
Yes, but also, we have to blow this up
really big for the fridge,
That's evil, but fair,
Hmm, Well, why did we meet here?
Neutral ground,
It's winter,
It's my mom's favorite place,
and I thought that you'd like it,
And I wanted to give you the opportunity
to throw me in the lake if this went badly,
Oh,
Yeah,
- No, but it didn't go,,, - Mm, yeah,
It didn't go badly, it didn't go bad,,,
Yeah, well, I would not,,, Come here, come on,
Nora,
Hey, MA, fans and friends,
I just wanted to let you know I'm still in town
for a little self-care mom time,
And I just wanted to share with you
one of my absolute favorite restaurants,
It's Spoletos,
It is the go-to place if you are looking
for some homemade lasagna in this neck of the words,
In this neck of the woods,
So, just make sure to check out, because it is muah,
Anyway, thank you so much for following along
and I'll see you soon,
Is that fun?
It will be when I get more engagement,
But shouldn't it be,,,
Mom, it's just like a whole thing
with the Instagram algorithm,
so if you could just,,, just not talk about it right now,
Okay,
I mean, obviously, this isn't the dream,
Mom,
Sorry, this is the only CD I have in here,
Really?
I love it,
I just remember how excited you'd be when you came home
from rehearsals with Nora,
I mean, yeah, filming the album was amazing,
Even before that, you both were maybe 12,
Nora had just gotten her guitar,
Somehow she still doesn't really know how to play it,
Oh, and you were both so excited,
It was inspiring,
Okay, Mom,
It meant a lot when your father and I separated,
Well, it's all dead now,
I don't think it has to be,
Come in,
Since when do you knock?
I'm trying something new,
What are you workin' on?
Uh, just practicing some guitar,
Someone said that my playing was a little thin,
Fuck that guy,
I'll kill that guy,
I don't think that we need murder
as another footnote on our Wikipedia page,
It already says, "Fabricated Dylan Shmortems
a fake Make-A-Wish cancer kid,"
What I just heard is that we have a Wikipedia page,
You didn't see it?
I've been trying to stay off my phone,
It might have been taken down,
They said I was a biased source,
You are a biased source,
I thought that people needed to know,
I'm sorry for the lie,
I'm sorry for all the other shit,
There's been a lot of shit,
- What I did? - No, just like life,
- Yeah, - It's like long,
We've made it look very long,
The longest,
Um, I have become a fan of re-dos and forgiveness,
Oh, have you?
Have you?
Mm, I think we need something completely different,
What're you thinkin'?
So, we're just gonna throw the wigs in the fire?
Yeah, but in like a cool witchy way,
- I can get behind that, - Then we'll be reborn,
- Like a phoenix, - Sure,
No, that's what it is, It's like reborn from fire,
- Okay, - "Okay,"
- We're not fighting, - We're not fighting,
We're letting go,
But not forgetting,
No, Who could forget the Cosmos Sisters?
No one,
Okay,
- Okay, - Okay,
Three,,, Two,,,
Wait, is this gonna be like super toxic?
Nora,
Sorry,
Three, two, one,
- Oh, shit, - That's really tox,,,
Oh, my God, It's really,,,
Oh, my God, that is,,, That is toxic,
- Yeah, no, no, we gotta go, - Oh, fuck,
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
I love you, Nora,
I love you, Whitney,
Oh,
We should name our next band "Morning",
Who says we're even gonna have another band?
Wait, what?
I'm kidding,
You're an ass face,