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EK MINI KATHA
HYDERABAD
[phone rings]
Hello,
Yeah, yeah,
Okay, sir, Okay,
Sir,
Hello,
She is calling you,
Sir, the doctor wants to see you,
Excuse me, sir,
Yeah,
Please have a seat,
Please sit,
Yes, tell me,
My name is Ram Mohan,
I worked as a professor in the government college,
I took voluntary retirement from work recently,
Tell me,
Nice paintings, sir,
You have good taste, sir,
Thank you,
Continue,
Dr, D, Satya Kishore,
Psychiatrist,
'P' in the word psychiatrist shouldn't be pronounced, 'P' is silent!
English is a funny language,
Yeah,
But you are being more silent than the 'P' in Psychiatrist, sir,
No matter what the problem is, feel free to express,
We'll try to solve it,
Well, the problem is not mine,
-I am here to tell you about my son, -Oh!
In a way, how the earth holds
29 percent of land and 71 percent of water,
Similarly, my life holds
29 percent of happiness and 71 percent of tears,
And the sole reason for my grief is my son,
Please explain your son's problem,
-Can you spare some time, sir? -Yeah, yeah, sure,
It is okay, Please tell me,
[takes a deep breath]
It was the year 1970,
Mattipalli village,
There were no schools in my village and the nearest school was 10 kms away,
My father wanted to educate me somehow,
He would drop me to school every day on his bullock cart,
Seeing my father's hardship, I studied very hard,
Even today I can still see my father's sweat
and hear the rumbling of the bullock-cart's wheels,
Excuse me,,,
I thought you are here for your son's problem,
Yes,
But then, why are you talking about yourself?
That's because you said you had time, sir,
So, I thought I'd give a bit of my flashback,
Sparing time for you doesn't mean that you should start from the year 1970,
-I have no time or patience for that, sir, -Oh!
Moreover, your flashback is very detailed,
So let's cut to the chase and talk about your son's problem,
My son, Santosh is a sex addict,
Since his childhood, his thoughts are stuck on it,
Asking questions that are way beyond his age,
I don't have any doubts in my school subjects,
Then?
But it is about what's inside my underwear,
Watching blue films,,,
[moaning sounds playing on laptop]
Going to prostitutes,,,
Unable to see his plight, I got him married,
But within few days of marriage, he brought another woman to the house,
There are limitations for his concupiscence, sir,
You have to treat him and make him normal,
I understand your problem,
Do something, Please call your son,
Father, why did you ask me to come here?
The psychiatrist is waiting for you inside, Go and meet him,
Psychiatrist? But why?
Just go and meet him,
Go now,
[door opens] May I come in, sir?
Yeah,
You must be Santosh, right?
-Yes, sir, -Take your seat,
Well, Santosh,
Your father has explained everything about you in detail,
So, tell me,
What is your count when it comes to the number of girls you had in your life?
What do you mean by count, sir?
What are you talking about?
Santosh, the more open you are about your problem,
the sooner you can get out of it,
So, how is the physical relationship with girls?
Sir, I am not sure what my father had told you and what you have understood of it,
But I was a virgin until three months back,
Then why did your father tell me that you are a sex addict?
And that you have a lust-history as tall as the Qutub Minar?
Which father in this world has ever understood his son properly, sir?
It is the same with my father,
He never asked me what my problem is, in the first place,
Okay, I am asking you now, Tell me,
What is your problem?
Sir,
Tell me Santosh, I can help you,
Okay, sir,
[mumbling]
Sorry, I didn't hear you, Tell me again,
[mumbling]
What are you trying to say? I couldn't hear you at all,
Please be louder, Go on,
Sir, my problem cannot be solved by simply shouting it out,
If you have to understand it, you have to listen to my flashback,
Seems like the entire family is crazy about their flashback,
Alright, tell me,
But avoid detailed narration like your father,,,
talking about sweat or rumbling,,,
and be straight forward about your problem,
Okay, sir,
Back in 2007, when I was in seventh standard--
In Mattipalli?
No, sir, here in Hyderabad,
I was a topper in the sports as well as academics,
One fine day, when peon Subba Rao rang the bell,,,
my life completely changed with it,
[children reciting formulas]
[school bell rings]
Why did the teacher scold him?
Don't know,
Well Santosh, are you gonna top the class all the time? Won't you give us a chance?
Who am I to give a chance?
Whoever studies well, earns his rightful merit,
-You mean to say, I don't study well? -That, you should know!
Why is your 'peepee' so small, Santosh?
Eh?
Why is your 'peepee' so small, Santosh?
What is the smallest planet in our Solar System?
Ma'am, ask Santosh,
Why just Santosh?
Only he can answer anything related to 'small, smaller, smallest'!
[children laughing]
My mind got totally disturbed by his words,
So, I was eager to clear my doubt and went to my father,
Son, is your school done for the day?
-Yes, father, -Hmm,
But I have a doubt,
Tell me, which subject? Maths, Science or Social,
Nothing related to my subjects, dad,
Then?
But it is about what's inside my underwear,
Idiot, I sent you to school to study and you were,,,
Neither have I forgotten the pain, nor my doubt was answered to,
But all my studies went to dogs,
Instead of getting a state rank in EAMCET,
my rank was as huge as our population,
Fortunately, I got an admission in a college,
New place, new friends,
and my first love story too started there,
Hey, what are you doing here?
Santosh, I hope there is no one inside,
No, but why?
Ta-da,
What is that CD? Is that our project work?
You talk about project work all the time,
This CD is about a girl and boy making out secretly,
This CD has high demand in the city,
You have a CD player, so we got it,
So, shall we watch?
But the CD player is not working, It is under repair,
Repair?
You do have your father's laptop, Let's watch it in that,
Please, no, If my father finds out, he'll beat me black and blue,
We'll watch it before your father is home,
Please listen to me,
-Come, let's watch it, -You are always scared,
We have to watch it,
[moaning sounds playing on laptop]
I cannot control the heat, I'll have to remove it,
Hey, Drat!
[indistinct recitation]
Santosh, where is its answer?
Very good! Keep studying in this manner,
When did you come, father?
Just now,
Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
Switch on the fan,
We forgot about it as we were busy studying, uncle,
Oh! I too forgot my laptop, I have an urgent meeting,
-I will be back in the evening, -Bye, father,
Thank God!
I was dumbstruck upon seeing your father, Glad we took hold of the situation,
Yeah, we managed it well,
What do you say, Santosh?
Not just well, exceptional--
But wait, CD?
The CD is inside the laptop,
-He should've come by now, sir, -Sorry, boss,
Extremely sorry,
Kindly excuse me for having forgotten my laptop earlier,
And I know you will forgive me,
Because of the content you are going to see,
It will send a chill down your spine,
I've been working on this for two months,
This is my breath, this my heart and this is my life!
Shall we watch?
Ma'am, shall we watch it?
Here it goes,
What is this, sir?
Hey mister, what is this?
-What are you playing? -One minute, sir,
Is this the project you were talking about?
What is this nonsense? Stop it, I say!
Get out from this place,
Idiot,,,
You were watching porn but pretending as if you were studying,
A couple of days after this mess up,,,
I should kill you,,, I lost my reputation,
I went to my girlfriend's house as she had invited me,
[door bell rings]
-Hi,,, -Why did you call me home?
There is no one at home, They'll be back after two hours,
Oh! Okay,
So, should I come after two hours?
As there is no one home, it might not seem appropriate,
Are you mad? I called you home because my parents are not here,
Hey,,,
[woman screams] No!
-Leave now, -What happened suddenly?
You should leave now, Santosh, My parents will be home soon,
But you said there is still a lot of time for them to arrive,
Try to understand, Just leave,
After she broke up citing that reason,
I seriously decided to grow the size,
That is when I joined a group called SDG on Facebook,
SDG?
Small Dick Group,
The members of that group would give free advice,
And I would follow them seriously,
Bro, a tablet called 'Gillibang' works great in growing the size,
I am using it,
You too try it, bro,
I've heard about a hand pump in the market,
It costs only 10,000 rupees,
Using it would show some improvement, So I have ordered it,
Hello friends, there is a tree called Devagiri in the Himalayas,
Very powerful tree!
Several guys have told me that by using the leaves, one can expect good growth,
Those leaves are available only with some Seer,
Please friends, let me know if anyone has information about that Seer,
-Please, Please, -I am seeking which are available locally,
But you were coming up with the Himalayas, Seers etc, Useless fellows!
Hail Johnny Sins!
Yes, that is what I mean to say,
Chinna, Hey, Chinna,
My mother's name is Subhadra,
She has not come into the frame till now because
she is always busy talking to her relatives on the phone,
Though the world had moved on from land-line phone to a cell phone,
My mom's love for her relatives remained the same,
They promised 10 lakh rupees as dowry but gave 10 thousand rupees instead,
That's why my father hates my mother's relatives,
Chinna, Chinna,
Mother,
Call me a donkey or moron or loser or anything you like but not Chinna,
I beg you,
Alright, Chinna,
Anyway, talk to your aunt who is on the line,
He is not in a good mood now,
I will ask him to call you in the evening,
Son, are you going to the office?
I have some work at the site, After finishing that, I'll go to the office,
I'll rip your skin off if your try to ogle at anyone at the site, Be careful,
Why would there be girls other than workers on the site, father?
Of course, there'd be women who carry bricks and mix cement,
What's with your stare?
Go,
Hey, Santosh, just forget everything!
-Greetings, sir, -Greetings, uncle,
Forget about the size and inches and concentrate on your work,
Your are good! So, relax!
Good morning, sir,
Hey, Santosh, where were you wandering?
We have been waiting for you since an hour,
-What happened? -Go on, ask him your doubt,
Bro, should I cut this to 3 inches or 4 inches?
It is the fuss about the inches even here,
Why do you torture me upon arriving?
'How many inches should I cut?' You can cut as much as you like,
Wherever I go, it's the same old fussy story!
-What's wrong with him? -Now, what did I say, sir?
I simply asked how many inches should this be cut to,
And he is getting frustrated like Rakesh master,
What's with this small life? It's been so irritating
Not an inch has changed Since my childhood
I so wanted to be like A king-size cigarette
But fate has given me a small Beedi
I hate my life,,, life,,, life,,, It is an abode of miseries
My life,,, life,,, life,,, Every minute is a mood-off
My life,,, life,,, life,,, It's just like lights-off
My life,,, life,,, life,,, When will it take off?
My life!
I hate you!
My life!
I hate you!
Everyone's happiness is Like that of a full bottle
But mine is limited To the size of a quarter bottle
The future of people around me has The future as big as a silver screen
But mine is always a small screen What to do?
The fate lines on my palm Cease to grow long
Neither my luck is growing tall
I hate my life,,, life,,, life,,, It is an abode of miseries
My life,,, life,,, life,,, Every minute is a mood-off
My life,,, life,,, life,,, It's just like lights-off
My life,,, life,,, life,,, When will it take off?
I can't eat I can't sleep
I just can't seem To concentrate on anything
Allopathy, Ayurveda And even Homeopathy
I'll try anything That can cure my frustration
Seems like God ran out of clay While creating me
So he simply made it small As if it's okay
I hate my life,,, life,,, life,,, It is an abode of miseries
My life,,, life,,, life,,, Every minute is a mood-off
My life,,, life,,, life,,, It's just like lights-off
My life,,, life,,, life,,, When will it take off?
Bro, here,
Why did you ask me to come urgently?
What's with your 'I hate my life' song lyrics
and what's with this signature dance step?
Well, what's the reason behind your frustration, bro? Tell me,
You heard the song?
Not just the song, I saw the dance too,
Why do you get irritated over petty things?
Nothing important, Let it go!
No way, bro,
I saw a video on this on YouTube this morning,
It says one might commit suicide
if they don't share about their frustration with anyone,
I want you, bro,
Please, bro, Share?
I am your friend, aren't I?
Bro, bro, bro,
Bro,
I just asked you to share your frustrations, And you gulped it all?
I haven't revealed that secret to anyone till date, bro,
Tell me your secret and I swear I won't share that even with you!
Promise?
[mumbling]
I am not able to hear, bro,
[mumbling]
Bro, Bro, I heard nothing,
Hold on,
Not this way,
Dear drinkers,,,
maintain silence for two minutes and get a quarter of booze for free!
Had this unity been maintained throughout the country,
our country would have been more developed than it is now,
Bro, everyone is silent, Say it,
-My penis is very small, bro, -[exclaims]
Psst,
-Bro, -Bro, Bro,
Staring at it wouldn't make it any big,
Give me a solution,
Oh!
No wonder you shout when we were talking of inches!
If that is small, the problem would be huge, bro,
I know a man with the same problem,
His wife left him on the third day of their marriage,
And that is why I used all the medicines in the market,
No use,
-I am worried, -Leave this for me,
Good that you shared it with me,
I know of a surgeon who is an expert in dealing with matters like this,
Go there tomorrow at 10 am and fill the form,
I will meet you at 10,30 am,
Bro,
-Love you, -Thank you, bro!
-Have your breakfast, -No, mother, I am getting late,
[tyres screech] [collision]
Look there, He fell,
-Help him, Pull him up, -Oh, no!
Sorry, sorry,
-Slowly, Slowly, -I am so sorry,
Did you cover your face with the scarf or your eyes too?
Can't you be more careful while driving?
It's my fault, not hers,
-You all can leave, -Alright! Alright!
I was driving in the wrong direction,
Why did you take the blame upon yourself?
No matter whose mistake it is, I don't like women being ridiculed or demeaned,
Please be careful while driving, Bye,
Okay, sir, Please wait and you will be called,
Oh, God, why is a girl at the reception? How will I deal with this?
Sir, please come,
Sir, give me a minute,
Okay, sir, Please wait,
Okay,
Excuse me, sir,
Sir, I am calling you,
-Me? -Yes,
Please tell me about your problem,
That's a men's problem,
It's fine, you can tell me,
Well,,,
Ma'am, what I am trying to say is,,,
-Bro, did you fill the form? -I am in the process of filling it,
It will be done in 5 minutes,
-Basically,,, -Five minutes?
He has been mumbling for the past one hour,
And I cannot understand anything he says,
Not even the secrets about the security of the nation are maintained as such!
-Ma'am,,, -What is this, bro?
Please ask him his problem and tell me, sir,
-Write it as PES, -What does it mean?
-Pe,,, -Penis Enlargement Surgery!
Bro,
You have embarrassed me, outright,
Do you have to be that loud?
You have been mumbling for long,
This young lady here would have turned old by the time you said,
Okay, you can go and meet Dr Surya Prakash in room 310,
Okay, ma'am,
Who among you is seeking the surgery?
Can't you guess who needs it by simply looking at our face?
Then I am sure, it's for you,
Hello, sir, if you want to see Anaconda, you'll have to go to the Amazon forest,
And do you know where to go if you want to see the same Anaconda in Hyderabad?
Where?
Nehru Zoo Park,
Yes, but I was worried about what you'd say,
Doctor, he needs the surgery,
When can you do it? What is the procedure? What is the cost?
If you can share those details quickly, we will make the arrangements,
Before all this, I will show you an album,
One minute,
Bro, why is he showing his wedding album to us?
Who are all these people, sir? Freedom fighters?
No,
This is the album of people who died in the process of this operation,
What?
This is a very complicated surgery,
A slight mistake, and the patient may lose his life,
The success rate is very low,
If you are fine with it, we'll proceed to the details,
Give me an hour to think, doctor,
No just an hour, take two days, No problem,
I have seen wedding and birthday albums, But what's with that dead bodies' album!
Yeah,
It is at least respectful if life is lost during a liver transplant
or cancer treatment,
But if something goes wrong during this surgery,
Then the incident will be brutally trolled on Facebook and Twitter,
No way!
I will live on with what I have,
Bro, idea,
Start the bike and I'll tell you my plan,
Where are we going, bro? Directly to the cemetery?
First, start the bike, bro and I'll tell you,
-Where to, bro? -Keep going, bro,
Hey, stop, stop, this is the place,
Let's go,
'Khulja, sim sim' (Open sesame)
Who are you?
Hi Aunty, I am Darshan, Ravi asked me to meet you,
Okay, okay, please come in,
-Let's go, -Ravi,
-Sit, bro, -Wait up, Wait up,
Would you like to have coffee or tea?
Two cups of warm coffee, aunty,
Sure,
Hey kids, get inside,
Go!
-Who are they? -They are related to Ravi,
Okay,
Sony, Pinky, Come here,
Bro, who is Ravi?
Who is that Aunty? And who is this uncle?
Who are Sony and Pinky?
Whose house are we at?
You will understand, Wait and see, bro,
Hi,
Bro, select one,
Is this a TVS showroom, to simply select a bike?
Who are they, bro?
Didn't you understand yet?
-These girls are of those kinds, -Oh!
Bro,
-Where did you get me to, bro? -Bro, Bro,
-Just a minute, -Oh, my God!
-Oh God! Where did you get me? -Bro, Bro,
What are you even talking? Yikes!
What are you even talking? Aren't you ashamed?
Bro, I know you are a virgin, Is it not?
Yes!
Bro, only if you make out with a girl,
you can understand to what extent you can satisfy a woman,
If everything is fine, you'll not need any surgery,
Do you understand?
But still, it's a sin to do indulge in these activities before marriage,
I can't do this, bro,
Which year is this, bro?
2021, bro,
Glad that you know,
I was wondering if you had travelled back to 1920 in a time machine,
Who thinks like you, nowadays?
Get inside, All your doubts shall be cleared,
What is the discussion about?
Please select quickly,
He is coming, Two minutes, aunty,
Is there no way out?
It's a must, Go,
And what about you, bro?
No way, I don't have such habits, I'll wait outside,
-Are you sure? -I am pure, bro,
-I mean to say-- -Go!
Oh, my God!
Please keep the door open for ventilation,
Whoa!
Slowly,
What is it?
I need to use the washroom, It's a little urgent,
Just wait for five minutes and I'll be back,
Darsha, Damn you!
God, please God! See that nothing happens here,
[knocking on door]
-I think it's the coffee, -They don't give coffee at this time!
Hey, don't open, Wait,
Who are you?
What are you doing inside?
Sir, I had a small business meeting,
Oh! Is it?
I have information that a 'business' is going on here,
But I didn't know even business meetings happen here,
Sir, listen to me,
Go and get that girl, Move, move,
-Move, -Sir, please listen to me,
Sir, Sir!
-Sir, there is another room here, -Sir, please listen to me,
Sir,
Ma'am, I have changed all the taps and even changed the washers,
If you ever have a problem, call me, plumber Purushottam,
Usually, it would cost 350 rupees,
Since you are a regular customer, give me 300 rupees,
-Thanks, ma'am, -Okay,
Sir, if you have any problem, please call me,
I am famously known as Plumber Purushottam,
Get lost!
Okay, sir,
Please move aside, sir,
-God, save me! God, save me! -Bro, your bike keys are with me,
Bro, you have trapped me,
Hey, are you playing the fool with me?
Tell me the truth,
Damn you!
I was happily escaping and you called me back, Was that necessary?
I was worried about how you will go home, bro,
I would have taken an auto or rickshaw, if not walked back home,
Go, go and sit,
Where were you all this time?
Sir, the flush-lever is not working and no plumber is attending to our complaint,
Here, take him,
Sir, what are you talking?
You don't know my status, This is insane, sir,
I can't, you know,
Just not this bathroom,
make him repair all the bathrooms in the police stations across the city,
Okay, sir,
Sir, sorry,
But you said you are a famous plumber,
Sir, sorry, it was foolish of me,
Take him away,
Okay, sir,
Sir, sir, sir,,, Please,
Bro, bro, at least you tell them,
Bro!
What is this?
Disgusting!
-Hello, sir, -Who are you?
I am Ram Mohan, a professor at Osmania University,
Santosh is my son,
Congratulations!
You gifted a rare gem to the country,
Don't you know how to raise a son?
You are working as a lecturer and don't get to stay home,
While this fellow turned a ne'er-do-well,
You should have some responsibility,
What were your family members doing?
Since this is the first time, I am leaving you with a warning,
Do you understand?
If I find your son guilty, I will put you behind bars,
Then you will understand,
Take him away,
[gibberish]
Why is your father talking in a different language all of a sudden?
Despite the fact that our movie releases on OTT,,,
even the OTTs won't accept my father's profanity,
So I made him talk in Russian until this part,
[gibberish]
[music mutes voice]
Tomorrow, you are attending a matchmaking ceremony,
Be ready!
-Father-- -Shut up!
Bro, where are you?
Hey, stop, stop,
Here, take this,
Bro, why did you call me urgently? Need any advice?
I'll kill you if you ever use the word advice,
Because of you,,,
What's that smell of phenyl?
Bro, I wonder what sort of education those constables got,
But they don't know the difference between a plumber and a bathroom cleaner,
They made me clean 131 toilets in the police stations, which are filthy,
Heavy duty with phenyl and broomstick, bro,
My joints and muscles are aching,
Let's go to Pinky and Sony to relax,
Will you accompany me?
I'll beat you black and blue if you talk about them again,
Why are you getting irked when I was the one who cleaned the bathrooms?
What is your problem now?
I have to meet a potential bride tomorrow, bro,
Congrats!
One plate Idli with Chutney,
If tomorrow's alliance is set, then the wedding is bound to happen in 10 days,
And post that will be my first night,
The next day, my secret shall be revealed to the bride,
She will discuss it with her family and their family will fight with mine,
My parents would be devastated about my life and commit suicide,
Finally, I will have to take the blame and hang myself,
I am feeling breathless, bro,
Bro, not just you, anyone would feel the same while hanging,
I am not talking about that hanging scene! I am feeling breathless now!
You are too much bro, talking of future like Seer Veera Brahmendra,
Though 'Pelli Choopulu' movie was successful,,,
that doesn't mean that real-life marriage alliances have to be successful,
So, all the worst for your marriage alliance!
Then you should definitely be there at the meeting tomorrow,
Why, bro?
Because disaster strikes wherever you are present,
Bro, though he keeps saying it's small, but he found a big house,
They don't have time-sense,
Why are you so late, bro?
I was stuck in traffic, bro,
Is that your father?
Who else can it be?
Were you expecting Prakash Raj or Rao Ramesh?
I am way too high for a son like him,
By the way, who are you?
Father, he's Darshan, my colleague, I asked him to accompany me,
Did you take him to the place where you got caught?
Yikes! He did ask me to come, uncle, But I stay away from such things,
I already told him that lustful desires should be shunned, never bred,
-But he never listens to me, -Wow!
Watch and learn from him,
-Thanks, uncle, -Hey,,,
You did what you had to and now talking like you are naive
and giving discourses like a saint!
When your conscience is not right,
you have to give discourses on good behaviour,
You got caught, anyway, At least let me stay in his good books,
Hit you, Okay, let's go,
It's a bet for 500 rupees, I am sure coffee will spill,
I bet 1000 rupees, I am sure coffee will not spill,
Why do you want to waste one thousand rupees?
I am damn sure that groom will come out with coffee stains, Just wait and watch,
What's happening? Why are you talking about groom, coffee and tea spilling?
-Nothing at all! -Hey, tell me the truth,
Sir, please don't tell anyone that it's me who told you about it,
The girl you are about to meet
usually spills coffee on the groom's shirt if she doesn't like him,
A kind of hint to the family not to proceed with the alliance,
All those who have come till date have left with coffee stains on their shirts,
What a sadistic family, bro?
If she doesn't like someone, she can simply say that,
Why spill coffee on their shirts?
Let's go and see,
I am not keen on the caste or wealth of the bridegroom's family,
All I am interested in is a decent and respectful family,
I've heard very good things about you and your son,
From my side, I have no objection in an alliance with you,
Please have some sweets,
Why sweets, uncle?
Why waste time? Get us coffee directly,
Along with it, a small sachet of Nirma or Ariel would be of help,
Who must have told them the coffee matter?
I too am clueless,
Where is Amrutha?
Whoa!
Oh, man!
It is already very small, On top of it, a hot coffee spill,
I wonder what happened to it!
Where is the washroom?
Santosh, please come this way,
Bro,,, Bro,,,
Can't help when destiny has the way!
[Santosh screaming]
Bro, All safe inside?
Bro?
Is everything okay?
-Are you all right? -Uncle, I am sure everything is clear,
It was nice meeting you,
We'll take your leave, uncle, Bye,
Santosh,,,
Why did you leave mid-way?
That's an insult to me,
Father, the girl spills coffee on the shirt
if she doesn't like the groom,
Imagine, she spill it on my pants,
Which means she blatantly dislikes me,
Who told you this?
The servant of that house,
If you want, you can find it out,
Well, I am leaving for office,
By the way, why did you shout so loudly in the washroom yesterday?
Did that hurt badly?
Yes, it did hurt badly but it is not where you think,
It hurt me here,
What's that?
You might come across many girls,,,
but there is always this one girl
you'd like to spend the rest of your life with,
And that's exactly how I felt when I saw that girl, bro,
But what can we do? She did not like me,
And it was my heart's twinge that made me shout,
But wasn't that the idea initially that the marriage alliance should fail?
That is true but something somewhere is hitting me hard,
I have some mixed feelings, bro,
I too don't get it,
Anyway, leave it, bro,
All that is in my life are these gravel, bricks, sand and concrete,
Girls are far from this,
-There is a girl, bro, -Girl? Who and where?
Look there!
Excuse me, where can I find civil engineer Santosh?
-He is upstairs, ma'am, -Thank you,
Bro, let's leave,
-Just talk to her, once, -No, let's go,
-Listen to me, -No, no,
Why is this girl at my office?
My God!
This is nice,
What is she doing there?
Sir, bill,
I did not buy this,
That means you're here to steal it,
Hey, don't you say that, I just forgot to pay,
Is it? Now get inside, I've seen many people who say this,
Why are you overreacting? Am I running away?
Mr Santosh,
Hi!
Why are you trying to avoid me?
No, Not at all,
Why would I try to run away from you? No!
I've been trying to meet you for the past two days,
Oh, okay,
I finally found you,
And I too caught him for shoplifting,
What's your problem, boss? Come with me,
Ma'am bill that shirt, add an extra 50 rupees and give that to this fellow,
One second,,,
You don't know my status,
You are mistaking me for a shoplifter,
Sir, the card is declined,
Look who is talking about status,
Try it again,
Declined,
Try it again,
Declined, sir,
Hello, is that Aladdin's magic lamp to keep rubbing it?
I know it is empty,
-Excuse me, -Hello,,,
-Try this, -You don't have to pay,
-It's okay, -No, please,
It's done, ma'am, Thank you,
Thank you!
The girl saved him,
Thank you!
It's okay,
Coffee?
Now?
Don't worry, I won't spill it,
Okay,
-Can I have two cappuccinos please? -Sure, ma'am,
Thank you,
I am really sorry,
The other day, I did not spill the coffee purposefully, It was accidental,
That means, you,,,
Ma'am, white sugar or brown sugar?
-Brown sugar is fine, -Okay, ma'am,
When did you first see me?
In the matchmaking process,
But I saw you before that,
Is it?
It's my fault, and not hers,
You can leave,
I was driving in the wrong direction, Why did you take the blame upon yourself?
No matter whose mistake it is, I don't like women being ridiculed or demeaned,
Please be careful while driving,
Bye,
Okay!
Bike accident, scarf, That was you?
Yeah,
Actually, I loved your philosophy,
What philosophy?
Even a short film hero can preach better philosophy than this,
Maybe,
But there is a difference in delivering dialogue and speaking your heart,
-Ma'am, your cappuccino, -Yes,
Thank you,
Sir,
Careful, bro,
Sorry, sir,
I think you and coffee don't get along well,
-Shall we? -Yeah,
I am so sorry, what is your name?
You don't know my name?
Anyway, I am Amrutha,
And if I have to tell you more about me, I am an event manager in Big Star company,
My favourite hero is Big B,
My favourite TV show is Big Boss,
And I watch a movie at Big Cinemas every Sunday,
My favourite series The Big Bang Theory,
Why do have so many 'bigs' in your life?
Mr Santosh,
What happened?
Nothing,
Some have alcohol addiction, Some are addicted to America,
And I am more than addicted to anything 'big',
-Very good, -Life is anyway short,
So dreaming 'big' and trying to make them real,,,
There is no harm in it, right?
True, no harm at all,
In fact, superb!
Mr Santosh, my family wants to meet you,
Can you tell me when you can spare time so that I'll arrange for it?
Before that, you need to listen to my intro,
Can you spare half an hour?
Yes, of course, Sure,
This is my small bike,
I pay small installments each month and slowly clear the loan,
Hop on,
My net salary is 50,000 rupees,
A very small job with a meagre salary,
This is my house,
A very small one when compared to your house,
If there are even 10 people in the house, it looks like Nampally fish market,
Apart from this, I have many inexpressible small things in my life,
So I feel that my small life is no match to your big dreams,
So, take your time and arrive at a decision,
I have decided,
What?
I have taken a decision,
What is it?
Nowadays, men try
to exaggerate the simplest of things,
But I liked the way you are, so genuine and simple,
So can I be informal and simply call you Santosh from now on?
Yeah,
Every fleeting moment
I feel the joy of my youth
Because of you Beauty has bloomed in me
The resultant tunes have drowned me
Yet the life in me ebbs And keeps me afloat
I am falling into the magic trap
[music mutes voice]
As long as you are by my side I do not need this creation
Instead of a birth every second I'd like to be one with you
Before you get to know of What's going on in my heart
My inner voice assures that All is well between the two
In my dreams, in the story of my life
In any other aspect It is only you that is present
I am falling into the magic trap
If you wish for a cup of coffee I will be present beating the clock
I will present myself adorably as per Your liking, spruced up before the mirror
Nothing else reaches my mind except you
Isn't it true, that not a moment Goes by without you?
As I flow like the river You have embraced me like the conduit
And in future How many wonders am I to foresee?
I am falling into the magic trap
Santosh, you don't know much about Amrutha, do you?
She is the naughtiest member in the family,
She must be four years,,,
Brother, I'll kill you,
We know about you,
And Santosh should know as well,
One day, she went missing while she was playing,
We searched all over, in every street,
-Our father was very angry at us, -That's enough dear,
We finally gave up and decided to file a complaint at the police station,
As we were leaving, she came out of the neighbour's house,
This naughty brat!
We asked what she was doing in the neighbour's house,
She simply replied that she went there to watch the 'Tom and Jerry' show,
Thank you so much for the dinner,
You are welcome,
-Bye, uncle, -Bye,
By the way, I spoke to your father in the morning,
We decided to have the engagement in two weeks,
Oh! Okay, uncle,
Usually, everyone wants a boy
but I was keen on having a girl child and had three sons before her,
I've never asked anything from anyone till date,
But for the first time, I am asking you something,
Please take very good care of my Amrutha and keep her happy,
I don't wish for anything else,
Hi, bro, What are you doing here?
-I've decided about Amrutha, -What is it?
I met her family yesterday, She is the heart of the family,
I cannot cheat them by marrying her,
So finally, you are leaving her, That's a good decision, bro,
No, I am not leaving her, bro,
I have decided to get the surgery,
Surgery? Have you gone mad?
Didn't the doctors warn you that you might even lose your life in that process?
For a girl like her, it's worth taking a risk, bro,
Take the doctor's appointment,
So, you've decided to get the surgery done!
Yes, doctor, The surgery should happen,
But he shouldn't get into that album,
Okay, I'll try my best,
And the entire cost for the operation is 15 lakh rupees,
15 lakh rupees?
What is this, sir?
Are you planning to squeeze out your entire educational expenses from us?
Get the surgery done only if you want to, Otherwise, you can leave,
But don't waste my time,
Don't think about the money, sir,
We will arrange the money but the surgery should be a success,
By the way, how many inches do you want?
-About 4 or 5 inches? -Bro, we are paying 15 lakhs,
And for that, you just ask for 4 or 5 inches?
Don't settle for any less,
-Tell me your lucky number, -Two,
If something was small, we can agree that it's a disability,
But if your lucky number is small, no one can help you,
-What your lucky number? -Zero,
Zero?
I dream to be a hero, step by step from zero! So I chose that number,
Because the doctor is going to do the surgery,
let's ask him his lucky number,
And we'll finalise on that number,
-Sir, what is your lucky number? -Seven,
Why don't you ask the lucky number of the compounder,
the patient in the next room and the manager of our site, bro?
Have some sense,
Why are you going for this surgery in the first place?
For Amrutha,
So, find out her lucky number,
Good idea,
[phone ringing]
Yes, Santosh, Tell me,
Hi, what are you doing?
I am selecting our engagement dresses on 'Big Fashion' website,
-'Big Fashion' website? -Yes, 'Big Fashion' website,
-Engagement dresses?-Yeah, engagement dresses?
Selecting?
Yes, selecting!
Very good,
By the way, what is your lucky number?
Why do you want to know that now all of a sudden?
Nothing like that, Just tell me your lucky number, please,
Nine,
Alright, I'll call you later, Bye,
Bye,
-Nine, sir -Wait, bro,
Sir, round it off to ten,
[exclaims]
Dear, not even a donkey has it that long!
As a doctor, I recommend six inches,
'Six' is a good number,
I'll schedule it for tomorrow in the afternoon,
Arrange the money for the operation,
Just throw that money on his face, bro, He thinks that we are too poor,
I am thinking on the same lines,,, How to earn that money?
Earn?
The surgery is not scheduled after 20 years, bro,
It is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon,
I know, bro,
Then why did you confidently say that you'll pay the money, like a Dubai Sheikh?
-You are my confidence, bro, -Bro, only you can do something,
-Please bro, -What can I do, bro? I am in misery,
Don't worry about the rate of interest, I'll pay it,
I can't arrange, It's a huge amount of 15 lakhs,
You are my Sonu Sood, bro,
Oh! My Sonu,,,
To arrange 15 lakh rupees instantly,,,
-There is one guy who can help us, -Who is that?
[buffaloes grunting]
Hey, Barri Basavanna,,, Barri Basavanna,
Where is this guy?
Barri Basavanna,
I am right here, tell me,
Whoa!
How many times did I tell you not to wear a black dress? It's so hard to identify,
Come to the point,
I told you of a friend who needs money, over the phone, That's him,
-Greetings! -Did you get the papers?
Of course, I brought Eenadu, Sakshi and Namaste Telangana, Here, read them,
Hey idiot!
Bro, you want 'The Hindu' paper?
I didn't bring it because you can't read English,
Damn! I didn't ask you for newspapers, I want property papers,
Property papers? My grandfather sold it all,
If only I had properties, I wouldn't be here having to see your face so close!
How can I lend you money without any surety papers?
I cannot lend money,
-Bro,,, -He won't give us money, Let's leave, bro,
Sonu,
Sonu, again!
You are tempting me to help you by saying that name, I'll handle him,
Please, his marriage is in two weeks, And we badly need 15 lakhs,
We promise to pay the interest every month, And I guarantee it,
Not every month, I recover interest every week,
And if you fail to pay the interest, I am going to penalise you,
Penalise? Do you mean tax?
No, I mean I'll extract your teeth!
He'll pay the interest for sure,
-Bro, why will I pay him the interest? -Come, let's go,
More than the joy of getting the money,
the worry about the uncertainty of the surgery's outcome made me sleepless,
I went ahead with a strong heart, ready to face any consequence,
Yeah, I too am feeling sad about that,
I will talk to him,
I wonder why he is behaving like that,
Where are you going?
-Take the turn, -Why, bro?
I want to meet Amrutha once,
Okay,
I came out, Where are you?
Hi!
What's this big surprise?
-Come, let's go inside, -No, it's fine,
-I need to talk to you, -Is it? Tell me,
What are you doing? Had your breakfast?
-Is this what you need to talk? -Not this,,,
Okay, then what?
Would you feel bad if something happens to me?
I mean, Will you cry?
-Why would anything happen to you? -Nothing will happen,
-In case, something happens to me,,, -What are you talking, Santosh?
I don't understand a thing,
Why did you come here and what are you trying to say?
Santosh,,,
What happened?
Bye! Bye!
Hey, Santosh,,,
What is this?
If something goes wrong during the surgery, I mean,,,
You mean if I die,,,
Bro, there is nothing to lose, Think it over, Let's go back,
Sir, the doctor is calling you,
Bro,,,
Go safe and come back with a long one, bro,
[machine blipping]
Injection,
I am administering anesthesia, Keep your body relaxed,
Okay, sir,
[operation theatre siren ringing]
Hey, Seems like my friend's life is in danger, Why is she running like that?
Sis,,, Sister,
Doctor, the pulse has dropped, Please come, it's urgent,
Doc,,, Doctor, what happened?
-Santosh,,, -Sir, I need to tell you something,
I understood everything,
Santosh, has your time come to an end, already?
I told you several times not to get into this surgery,
Now, who is going to pay the interest and principal amount to that Barri Basavanna?
You got me into a situation where I have to live the rest of my life with dentures,
Sir, why are you crying?
My friend is dead, What do you expect me to do, dance around?
Please come with me, sir,
Oh! He is no more,
Oh man! How come the doctor is dead while he claimed it was risky for us?
Sister?
The doctor had two stents placed in his heart two months ago,
He was weak since morning,
And he suddenly, suffered a heart attack just before starting the operation,
But what about my friend?
He was administered with anesthesia, He will gain his consciousness soon,
Bro, tell me the truth,,,
The doctor died of a heart attack on seeing yours, didn't he?
Damn!
The nurse had told you that the operation didn't even start,
Damn!
If we knew that this doctor is a 'stent' master,
we would have looked for someone else,
Now, we don't have that chance either,
It's going to take a month to return our money after finishing their formalities,
There are only two weeks left for the wedding, bro,
What should we do now, bro?
There is nothing we can do now, Bad luck is chasing me,
I cannot cheat her,
I will meet her tomorrow and tell her that I cannot go ahead with the marriage,
[phone ringing]
-Hello,,, -Hi, Amrutha,
Yes, Santosh,
Yeah, I want to meet you tomorrow,
Okay, At what time?
-Is 9 am, okay?-Where?
Let's meet at Durgam Cheruvu Park,
Okay, bye,
Bro, will you reveal to her about your size?
Why will I tell her about that?
Is that some good news like winning a war against China?
I'll give her some reasons to cancel the marriage, I'll wish her all the best,
Be happy for hundred years! Hallelujah! Matthew, chapter three, Amen,
But she,,,
Bro, she is coming, You leave,
-Let her come and we shall tell her, -Get lost!
-Hi, -Hi,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Oh! Is it Valentine's Day, today?
Yes! You don't know that?
I thought you called me because of that reason,
It skipped my mind,
Amrutha, I have to tell you something,
You met me yesterday on the same pretext but left after hugging me,
What's happening, Santosh?
-I will tell you now,-Stand here,
Sure,,,
-Okay, Tell me,-Turn to this side,
-Well Amrutha,,,-Smile,
-It's about our marriage,-The photo is awesome,
Bloody disturbance!
Let's go there and talk,
-Okay, -Let's go,
So, you were telling me something,
I am wondering how to tell you,
Father,,,
-What happened, Santosh? -It's my father,
-Let's go there, -Hey Santosh,
Why is it that he has to come here except to trouble me?
Santosh, why are you so scared of your father?
You don't know my father well, If he finds us here, that's it,
He'll assume unnecessary things about me and will start lecturing,
He left, Thank God!
Why are you staring like that, bro?
Who are you?
Oh, do you want money? One second,,,
Hey, don't you get it?
We save our nation's culture by making couples like you to get married,
We are the members of Jabrangdal,
Oh! Nice meeting you, brother, Bye, Take care,
Let's go, Amrutha,
Hey, where are you going?
Tie the sacred thread around her neck,
Brother, we are here to talk, There is nothing like your assumptions,
You came to talk?
Then why are you here at this secluded place?
Damn, my fate!
Brother, I forgot to turn off the stove and the milk is boiling,
I need to go home really quick, Let's go, Amrutha, The milk will overflow,
Hey, everyone gives vague reasons,
Just tie the sacred thread,
-Give me one ice cream,-Hey, just tie the knot,
What's the fuss going on there?
The members of the Jabrangdal are getting those lovers married,
There should be people like them to keep these lovers in check,
I'll go and check,
-Tie the knot, -Please, leave us,
What is all this? Why are you creating a mess for no reason?
Why are you even begging them?
We are supposed to get married in the next week, Just tie that now,
While you are here to have fun in the shrubberies,
Why are you weaving stories about marriage?
-Come on, quick, tie it, -Brother,
If you don't tie it now, you are indirectly proving them right,
-So go on, -Hey, tie the sacred thread,
Amrutha, listen to me,
Tie the knot if you really love me, Santosh,
-Come on, tie it, -Come on, tie it,
[sloganeering] Hail Jabrangdal!
Bro, Bro,
Hail Jabrangdal!
What is this?
Your life seems to have more twists and turns than the Tirumala's Ghat Road,
What happened next?
I heard that you brought another girl after the wedding, Who is she?
-Sir, coffee,,, -Sir, she,,,
-Can I tell you after having the coffee? -Yes, sure,
Tell me, Santosh, What happened next?
And in that way, we got married amidst rogues, instead of relatives,
The press coverage was way more than an Ambani would have,
It was all over the news with clear footage,
As lovers are eager to celebrate this Valentine's Day,
Jabarang Dal group has got ready to get the lovers married,
-Santosh, a resident of Padmarao Nagar,,, -What is this, father?
went to the park along with his lover to celebrate Valentine's day, [phone rings]
That's when jabarang dal forced the couple into marriage,
That took place at Durgam Cheruvu lake,
Why did you take her to the park while you are getting married to her in few days?
Couldn't you control yourself?
Father, if you think so, I'd rather book a room,
Why will I take her to a park?
So, you have the history of booking rooms?
-Damn, you,,, -Father,,,
Wait, I'll talk to him,
Brother-in-law, I wanted my daughter's marriage to happen in all grandeur,
But it happened the other way around,
Calls are pouring in from friends and relatives and it's irritating,
My family thinks, it's better to invite everyone to the reception
as the marriage has already taken place,
What is your opinion on this?
Uncle, can this really be considered as marriage which was forced by the thugs?
-Listen to,,, -You shut up!
Why do you interrupt when the elders are talking?
Father, please,,,
Don't make me speak Russian now,
Go,
You are right about this, brother-in-law,
We will arrange a reception in a day or two,
[children chattering]
Bro, how is the breezer?
You drunkard, it's not a breezer, It's called blazer,
Oh! Is it!
[singing] Sweet little desires Are soaring inside me
[singing] My soul is dancing with joy
What's with that song?
I asked them to sing some feel-good songs, Isn't it great?
Ask them to change the song immediately, Otherwise, I'll hit you with my footwear,
The next song should be 'Chinnadana Neekosam' (Little one for you)
Sorry, This song too has the word 'little',
Why are you staring at me like that?
I was wondering if this real or a dream
to be married to a beautiful girl like you,
Oh! Wow!
You can speak romantically too, Santosh?
Thanks for the compliment,
Big day in my life,
God!
Every time I want to forget my problem, the word big is ruining it,
Hey, my dear friend,
Wait for a second, who are you?
Sister, hold this,
Hey, it's me, Giri,
-Greetings! -Hi!
Hey, Yadagiri, Oh, my God, it's been so long,
Yes, it's been a long time and I see you are a big man now,
Who is he?
I will tell you,
We are cousins,
As kids, we were, 'close, closer, closest,'
One day as we were playing,
I told him how much I liked him and that I can do anything for him,
Then he showed me a stationary lorry and asked me to board it,
I thought, "I can give away my life for you,"
"And this is a mere task of getting into a lorry,"
And like a fool, I went running and got into that lorry,
And that lorry went to Madurai, Maharashtra, Uttarakhand and Jharkhand,
The driver saw me and asked, "Get down, Who are you? What is your address?"
I could not understand his Hindi,
And he could not understand my Telugu,
I didn't know what to do and joined as a cleaner of his lorry,
I guess even my parents were happy to have gotten rid of me,
I am sure they did not search for me properly,
Fortunately, a few months back he died and I married his daughter,
I am now, Lorry Giri, the owner of the lorry,
That's is my history and this is my family,
Clear?
But how did you know about my marriage?
Oh, about your marriage?
I stopped by a Dhaba while I was on the way to deliver a load at Jaipur,
There I saw you on TV where they gave away your complete details,
That was it, I immediately started off to meet you along with my family,
Well, it must've been a long journey, go and have food,
Yeah, please,
Let's go and eat, my dear wife, We can feast on a variety of delicacies,
Let's go, my baby,
-Hey fatso, how are you? -Ow!
Who's that crazy fellow?
-How are you, dear? -Greetings! How are you doing?
-Hi auntie, how are you? -I am good,
Hey Mahesh, how are you?
Don't mind me saying this Santosh, he recently had a love failure,
He is depressed,
-Hey, come here once, -Go,,,
Take a picture of us,
-Please come, -Smile,
Look at the camera,
-Hey, -Wait, Hey, wait,
-Why did you get the pen? -So that you'd sign a cheque to Basavanna,
-Hey,,, -Hey, take away the pen,
Aunty,,, Aunty,,, What is he doing?
I told you, he had a love failure,
Whenever he finds a sharp object, he tries to harm himself,
You maniac!
Life is hell with you, Let's go,
Get him to some asylum,
Forget killing himself, he almost got me killed,
Hello Santosh,
-Greetings! -Greetings!
Hey grandfather, how are you?
I am good,
You told me that Pooja Hegde was going to attend the reception
but I don't see her anywhere,
She'll come, wait,
Why is he asking about Pooja Hegde?
This is the new madness of the old man,
He saw Pooja Hegde's legs in some movie
and since then, he is crazy about her and her legs,
He is after my life for her,
He came only because I convinced him that Pooja Hegde would be here,
Okay, Santosh, See you later,
-Bye, uncle,,, -Bye,
Crazy, the old is weak in his knees, but keen on seeing Pooja Hegde's legs!
But can't blame the old man either, it's the magic of her legs,
-Hi! -Who are you?
Go and wash the plates and glasses over there,
-Go,,, Go, -Hey!
Shut up! She is my cousin,
Cousin?
What's wrong with your attire, Priya? Why have you arrived in a nighty?
Actually, there is a 'nighty challenge' going on in TikTok,
And I am supposed to go to any event in a nighty, take a video and upload,
So I am here in a nighty,
Look here,
You are so beautiful,
Once after the reception, wear a nighty and we'll take a video,
-Bye, cousin! -Bye!
Who are these fanatic people?
One is your long lost cousin who is a lorry driver now,
Another depressed cousin who wants to kill himself,
Your grandfather is obsessed about Pooja Hegde's legs,
And this girl comes in a nighty for a wedding reception!
Seems like a parade of mentally imbalanced people,
All of them are my relatives from my mother's side,
Owing to their stupidity, my father doesn't even allow them into our house,
But look at my mother, how happy she is meeting them all,
At least, she is happy,
By the way, where is my father?
-Greetings, -He is Subba Rao, my colleague,
Hope you're doing well,
-Please come in, -Why are you so late?
Greetings, Greetings,
[music mutes voice]
Greetings,
-Excuse me for a second, I will get back, -Okay, Okay,
Smile, sir,
Move,
-Come with me to the washroom now, -Come, we'll take some pictures,
Why should I come, father?
Please, come along,
It's funny, Uncle, aren't you old enough to go on your own?
You please shut up!
Please, come with me,
Father, I don't have the urge to use the washroom,
Just look there, you'll feel the need automatically,
-Hey Jeevan, -Hi, how are you?
Amrutha,,,
I'll go to the washroom and come back in two minutes,
Yeah, okay,
I am forced to hide, and that's because of you,
If that police officer sees us, your marriage will be ruined,
Not just the two of you, the marriage will be ruined if he sees me as well,
Why will it ruin if he sees you? By the way, why are you hiding?
Same case, uncle,
Same case?
Father, he came before you to get me a bail,
So if he is caught, we will get caught!
That's why he is hiding as well,
-Amrutha, wish you a happy married life, -Thank you, brother!
-Aunty, where is Santosh? -I too am looking for him,
Where is your husband?
He just went to the washroom, He'll be back in two minutes,
Okay,
I have some urgent work at the station, I will meet him some other time,
Bye, Bye,
Thank God! He left,
Let's go back,
[crowd chatter]
Sorry, he had to go the washroom, Did we miss anyone?
My younger brother's son Jeevan is a C,I, of Khanapur police station,
He waited to meet Santosh and left just now,
I am sure he must be at the gate, I'll call him back,
No problem, sir,
He must be a busy man,
Being a police officer, he needs to catch thieves, robbers--
Yes, he has to catch prostitutes and their customers too,
He must be having a lot of work,
Shall we take a group photo?
We somehow managed the reception and brought Amrutha home after that,
And you know very well about the next event!
First night,
And to postpone the first night, we initiated Operation Akarsh,
Operation Akarsh?
Hello, stop,
Who are you, sir? Undercover cop?
We will explain that later, but where are you going?
I am going to set the auspicious time for the first night for a newly-wed,
But who are you?
And the main player of the first night is him,
Didn't get you?
I am the bridegroom, sir,
Anyway, keep this,
I get it,
Your generation is very fast-paced,
You want us to set the auspicious time, according to your lustful needs,
You understood the other way,
All right,
I'll set a time as early as possible,
-Now, give me some way, -Priest, wait,
I've given you money not to advance the date, but to postpone it,
Tell them there are no auspicious days in this month,
Why?
Is there a problem?
Hello, stop staring! Since you have taken the money, do as told to you,
Fine, it's your first night, and it's your wish as to when it should happen,
Ma'am, take some sacred rice grains, You take some as well,
The story of Lord Satyanarayana for the ritual is finished,
-Look at the way he is overacting! -Probably he is a method actor,
After examining the Almanac closely,
today's 07:16, pm is an auspicious time for the first night,
So be it! God bless you with progeny,
[groans]
Why did you do the opposite of what I've asked?
I gave you 5000 rupees to set a date much later,
And you set that time for tonight?
Do you know the worth of 5000 rupees? It fetches beer for 2 weeks,
But someone gave me 10,000 rupees and asked me to set a time for tonight itself,
-Gave you 10,000 rupees? -Yes, sir,
Who is that?
Hey, it's me, 'Sherkhan',
Yes, that's him,
Wait, I am coming,
I casually asked him when the dates are available,
He said there are no dates in this month,
Hey, come here,,,
You are newly-wed,
What will you do if there is no auspicious date for your first night until a month?
Will you be idle?
You are like a male lion and you cannot sit doing nothing,
That's why, I gave him 10,000 rupees and asked him to set the time for today,
I don't want you to feel sad, How is my performance?
Thank you so much!
I can never forget this help of yours,
I boarded a lorry for you, Can't I bring forward the date for you?
Go ahead and get ready for your first night,
Get going! Look how you are blushing!
[cheering]
Useless fellow!
He set a time for my end, not for my first night,
Bro, only you can help me now,
Ensure that this first night doesn't happen,
-Please, bro,,, -Bro,
[mobile beeping] If you shake me like this,
I will only puke but can't stop your first night,
Your phone is beeping, Look at it,
Who is this?
Dear Gentlemen, good news for all of us!
The Devagiri leaves we all have been waiting to use
are now available in Hyderabad,
Phaneendar Swami has procured them for us,,,
Using that will show compulsory improvement in 10 days,
We have to find Phaneendar Swami urgently,
Are you mad, bro? You are not an animal to eat leaves!
I just want Amrutha
and I can go to any extent of eating leaves or chewing stems,
I want her to be happy,
Fine, I'll find Swamiji,
And you stay here and plan how to cancel the first night today,
You are all here after a long time, Please stay for a few more days, Pranavi,
-What's the hurry to leave? -No sister, I got a lot of work at home,
I will stay for long on my next visit,
Okay?
You always say this, Okay, take care,
Are you leaving already?
Go on,
I have been watching my mother since childhood,
She always longed to spend time with you, I know how much she misses you,
My mother loves you all more than us, uncle,
And you?
You cannot understand her emotion,
Go ahead, aunt, carry on,,,
But I just have one thing to say, aunt,
Flowers bloom on the plants, not on current poles,
What does it mean?
I just said it to add some depth to the dialogue, aunt,
Never mind, forget it but understand my mother's feelings,
Please, aunt,
Just stay for 10 more days, please,
Uncle, you too,
Santosh, I told you about my son's state, He needs to be put in a rehab centre,
I wish to see him get better,
Leave him to me, I will take care of him,
Without losing a penny, I will make him get back to normalcy,
I will turn him into a brave soul,
But,,,
No buts or ifs uncle, I will take care of everything,
I heard everything you said, but I just can't stay back,
I have taken advance for alighting of loads at various places,
I have to go,
-What do you say? -Yes,
It's better he leaves,
Happy journey!
I can understand your work pressure, Carry on,
I know you say that with a heavy heart,
I also know that you'll go to the bathroom and weep,
Idiot, I will handle my 'loads',
I am staying back, Put the luggage back,
Kiddo!
Why are you asking the crazy batch to stay back?
Look at mother, how happy she looks, Just 10 days, they'll pass by in a snap,
You are doing this for your mother?
But I doubt that,
Of course, this is for my mother's sake,
[singing Pooja Hegde's song]
-Father, it's midnight, stop it! -Shut up!
[singing Pooja Hegde's song]
Sister, please sleep in our room,
No, Santosh, We'll sleep on the terrace,
Mosquitoes are buzzing on the terrace,
Don't you read the newspaper about dengue, malaria and typhoid diseases?
Why take risk? Please sleep in our room,
It's fine, you can sleep in our room, Please,
-Come we'll sleep there, -Ouch!
Sorry, Amrutha,
All this is for my mother's happiness,
If you don't like, I will ask them to leave tomorrow,
It's fine, Santosh, Aunty is truly very happy,
What you did is right,
And with this, my respect for you has intensified,
Once my relatives leave, we'll go on a honeymoon,
What is a honeymoon?
Having honey on the moon! You sleep,
Good night!
[sighs]
Cousin,,,
Psst,,, Psst,,,
Cousin,
Psst,
It's me!
Come out, Come out,
Now?
-Coming,-Come out,
Come out,
Dude, you think you are a sacrificing-star like Sunisith
to sacrifice your first night?
I will not allow this to happen, Your first night should happen today,
Why are you in a hurry? It's my first night, and it's my wish,
How is it possible with so many relatives in the house?
That is why I put a big set like that of the movie Baahubali,
See this, See this,
[singing]
How is the decoration, my dear?
Open bed and nice incense sticks, Flowers and sweets,
All this is just for you,
Giri, how do I look like?
Do I look like I can make love just about anywhere?
What's wrong in this?
This is the place where 'ribbon cutting' of both my kids happened,
Go drive around till Dilsuknagar,
Damn it! Idiot!
Hey, Don't worry, I'll drive, This is all for you,
[creaking sound]
Hey! What are you doing?
Mother, Aunt,
Leave me bro, I want to die,
Get down otherwise, I will kill you,
Instead of killing me, leave my legs and I'll die,
Hey, don't be crazy, Get down,
Damn it! They don't let me live nor do they let me die peacefully,
Damn it! I'll take you to task if you ever do these kind of crazy things,
I am not scared of death, then what can these warnings do to me?
Chill!
An attempt wasted, Damn!
Mother, Amrutha,
Hey Santosh, why so late to wake up?
For the last half an hour, I am holding up my urge to pass urine,
Take me to the bathroom,
Give me breathing time, I just saved you just a couple of minutes ago,
Please understand, I too am a human being,
Okay,
We will catch up after one hour,
Father, mother and aunty are nowhere to be seen,
Priya made them wear nighties and took them somewhere,
Where did they go?
[Tik-Tok video sounds playing]
Hey, wait,,, [phone ringing]
Bro,
Bro, where are you? Did you find the Seer?
This problem is not just yours, Half of the city has this problem,
People are there in large numbers,
Wait a minute,,,
Hey, why do you want this medicine at your age? What do you want to accomplish?
Bro, I am in line
but, don't know at what time I can meet the Seer,
Bro, meet Swamiji and bring that medicine,
You seem to be talking about some medicine,
Not medicine,
Movie tickets,
I wanted to take you all to a movie, So, I asked my friend to fetch movie tickets,
He called while standing in the queue,
Well, aren't you the one who went to the market and bought the vegetables?
Yes, What happened?
Look, the drumsticks you bought are very small,
Neither we can fry them nor use them for preparing gravy,
Remember one thing, Santosh, Small things are good for nothing,
When you buy next time, bring bigger ones, understand?
[laughs] Sorry, Sorry,
What is your feeling about what she said?
What else would it be, sir?
I wanted to walk to someplace with both my hands in my pockets,
But on that day, I wore a track pant which didn't have pockets
and I didn't know where to go,
So I stayed at the house,
As if this was not enough, do you know what Giri did in the evening, sir?
My dear ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the movie show, Move, move, move,
Come fast, come, come,
Go inside,
Hey Giri, where is everyone going?
Coming,
I heard you talking to your wife in the afternoon, about cinema tickets,
I understood your plan and bought cinema tickets,
We will return after 3 hours,
Meanwhile, enjoy the romantic rendezvous with your wife,
My lion!
I didn't mean it, I said it in a flow,
Whether you said it flow or low, I follow it up, Get going, Leave,
I have to do something,
Come, death-whiner,
Hey Mahesh, you stay,
I have some work at the railway track, I have to go,
I will kill if you say railway track,
Shut up! Go and sit in the van,
Move,
At least, let Grandpa stay at home, What will he enjoy in a movie at this age?
Pooja Hegde is the actress in the movie that we are going for,
Upon saying that, he boarded the car one hour before everyone,
[singing Pooja Hegde's song]
-Bye, Bye, -Bye,
[Telugu song playing on TV]
[phone rings] Sir, tell me, Should I bring the file urgently, sir?
There is an important meeting tomorrow,
Should I come at this instant, sir? Sir, I am coming,
Hey,,,
Amrutha, my boss has asked me to come along with files immediately,
-Well,,, -I will be back in an hour,
Santosh, those are Karthik's class books,
I picked the wrong books in a hurry, Bye,
Sir, you here?
What? I called you to enquire about your house address
and you are blabbering files, meeting, etc, What's the matter?
Sir, I couldn't make out what you were saying on the phone!
Sir, come inside,
It's okay, I will speak for two minutes and then, leave,
You have come for the first time, sir, Please welcome sir,
You cringey,
Amrutha, he is my boss,
-Sir, she is my wife,,, -Hello sir,
How are you, young lady?
Fine, sir,,,
Sorry Santosh, I couldn't come to your reception,
No problem, sir, You have come at the right time, sir,
How?
I will tell you, Please be seated sir,
Amrutha, can you please make a strong coffee?
Okay,
Do you know why I have come now, Santosh?
Sir,,,
Here are the train tickets for you and your wife on the behalf of our company,
Honeymoon trip to Shimla for 10 days,
Moreover, this is the best season,
Visit four places, Have fun, return and join the office,
Enjoy,
Thank you, sir,
-Sir, coffee, -Thanks,
Okay, Santosh,
-I'll will get going, Happy journey, -Sir,
Please sit for another 10 minutes, sir,
I have an important matter to discuss with you, sir,
Amrutha, can you get me another cup of coffee?
Okay,
One more coffee?
-Coffee, sir, -Oh, another Coffee?
-I will make a move, -Sir,
One more thing, sir, Please listen, sir,,,
-Please listen, sir, -I beg you,
If I stay here some more time,
I will be the first person to die by drinking coffee,
-Who are you, you low-life? -Go away,
Who is that man who runs away like a mad ram?
-He is my manager, -What is he doing here at this hour?
He is here for some project work,
Hey, go,,,
Wasted 3-hours? No activity ensued!
What is this?
-Nothing, -Give, give it to me,
Nothing,
Wow! Tickets to Shimla,
Planned a chilled honeymoon in Shimla? You are super, bro,
-Listen to me, -You naughty!
My dear family ladies and gentleman,,,
Our Santosh has planned his honeymoon in Shimla,
Hello,
Not me, my company sponsored it,
-Even then, I am not going, -Why? Why are you not going?
Hey, it is not good if I go to Shimla, after asking all of you to stay here,
Yikes,
Moreover, Shimla and Ooty doesn't give me the same blissful pleasure,
what your company gives me,
Take it easy, I won't go,
Enough of what you have sacrificed for us,
You have to definitely go to Shimla and enjoy your honeymoon,
What do you say, family members?
-[in unison] Yes, you have to go, -Happy, sister?
My God! This one is dejected life
And damn! The people can't keep quiet
While she has dreams larger than life
I am worried,,,
Is she going to find out by the morning
About my shortcomings?
My God! This one is dejected life
And damn! The people can't keep quiet
My life has filled with darkness like Someone switched off the light
My fate has no way out from this plight
Like a train derailing from its tracks, My life is going down the drain
As I can embark on a new journey A disappointment
That can't be Changed blocks my mind
As family and relatives are busy Having a good time
I can only fake a smile,,, Worry inside!
My life,,, My life,,,
Is ruined,,, ruined,,,
My fate,,, my fate,,,
is ruined,,, ruined,,,
All this while it was stowed, but this moment of reveal is scaring me away
By seeing the very smile of the girl My heart beings to tremble in strain
No one seems to understand my pain
As I think, my brain fogs in vain
Even if the skies fall
The curtain has to raise To reveal the fact
My God! This one is dejected life
And damn! The people can't keep quiet
[train horn blaring] [phone ringing]
Tell me, bro,
I kept trying from yesterday, I met the Seer just now,
I have explained to him about our situation,
By tomorrow morning, both of us will be there,
Is it okay?
Super bro, Come off,
-Take food on time, -Okay, aunty,
I should cancel this tour somehow,
The business is running smoothly, Be careful, there would be fraudsters,
Bro, give me a pulpy orange,
-Take this bro,,,-What's with yesterday's brawl?
Hey, yesterday one person drank buttermilk
and when asked to remit the amount
he bluffed that he has already paid and tried to cheat me,
He didn't know about me,
I argued with him for half an hour
and made him vomit both the money and the buttermilk,
I can use this guy,
Okay, bro, See you,
-Hello, bro, -Yes, bro,
Money?
-I already gave the money to you, -What?
Hey, seems like this guy is related to yesterday's buttermilk guy,
Be on the line,
Bro, you haven't paid the money,
Please pay 20 rupees and move from here,
How many times should we pay?
You open shops in the railway station and cheat innocent commuters,
This is the business you do,
Hey what are you talking? You are crossing the limits,
Why should I show deference to you, you malevolent face?
-You are talking too much, -Hey, Hey, Hey,
Don't act smart,
Hey bro, what happened?
I gave money and bought drink,
He is trying to make me pay again citing non-payment,
He is claiming that the whole railway station is on his side
and challenging me asking who is on my side,
-Did he say that? -Yes,
Hey man, did you say that?
Till now I haven't said anything,
Now I am saying, so what?
You,,,
Hit him,
Idiot!
The people at railway station maybe on your side but I am there on his side,
I will,,,
Hey Prakash, Anil,,, come here, all of you, This guy is going overboard,
Still not enough,
[indistinct voices]
[train horn blaring]
You try to mess with my cousin? What do you think?
-The train is departing, -This is Lorry Giri here,
-Stop man! -To hell with your shop!
Cousin,
The train is departing,
-What do you think of my cousin? -Come,,,
Hit you with footwear,
-Apologise to him, -Hey,
The train is departing, Move,
-Cousin, -Hey,,, Hey,,,
-Not me, she is there, -Sister, you come with me,
Run, Run,
Hey, someone, stop the train,
-Stop the train, -Hey, wait,
Hey, pull the chain,
Stop the train, Stop the train,
Pull the chain,
-Hey, -Brother,
Seems like the train has stopped, Run quickly,
Cousin,
Ambulance!
Ouch,,, Ouch,,,
Is it very painful?
I am not pained by these injuries,
I couldn't send you to your honeymoon trip,
That pains me more than anything,
Cousin,
Don't worry, bro, It's okay, Take it easy,
Whatever is destined is bound to happen,
-True, -Sister,
Please take care of him by giving him medicines and juices at regular intervals,
Take care,
Don't discharge him in a week or two, underrating that the wounds have healed,
Let him stay here for at least a month,
One month?
Cousin, you may incur huge expenses, if I am hospitalised for one month,
No problems bro, We have a credit facility here,
Okay, I will take your leave,,,
Have a credit facility here?
Anyone will have a credit facility at the grocery store or the pan shop,
What a surprise! Does he have a credit at the hospital?
You don't cry, baby, I am alive,
Where is the Seer, bro?
He couldn't come, Some MLA has gone to him for treatment,
Who are they?
Don't be so disappointed, bro,
The Seer has sent his junior, who is his chief disciple,
Junior Seer?
I will call him, Wait and watch,
[whistles]
Looks like a lady, bro,,,
Not like lady, bro, She is indeed a lady,
She is his chief disciple and an expert in giving treatment,
How can I get treatment from a lady no matter how expert she is, bro?
Tell me if you don't want to take treatment from her, I will send her back,
Gender is not important for us, The result is vital,
Is he the patient?
Hi, ma'am, My name is Santosh,
I haven't come here to know about your name, height, weight, etc,
I am here to cure,
Sorry, seer, What is the procedure?
Every day at 3 am, I will prepare a concoction made of Devagiri leaves,
You have to drink that hotchpotch for 10 days without fail,
Even if you miss it one day, the medicine will not work,
Of course, I will drink, seer, It is very easy,
The most important thing to bear in mind,,,
Excessive appetite and excessive anger are the two side effects of this medicine,
I want the medicine to work effectively,
Whatever the side-effects are, I will bear them,
Each sitting costs 10,000 rupees, It would cost you 10 lakh rupees for 10 days,
I am okay with it, My generous Sonu will take care of it,
What about your accommodation?
-In any hotel,,, -Uh-uh,
I don't like hotels,
I will stay in the house,
House! In whose house can we accommodate?
Ramesh's house is not vacant,
Munna's house, I suppose is vacant, What do you say, bro?
Don't be stressed, bro, She has decided to stay in your house,
Seer,
Seer,,, Seer,,, Seer,,,
My house is already full,
I will arrange your accommodation somewhere else,
I will have to stay in that person's house to whom I have to give medicine,
Not showing up at 3 am or waiting for you, I can't take all that,
Tell me if you have any problem, I will go my way,
There is no problem, I will adjust, Come,
What is inside this bag?
Who is this girl?
Father, she is,,, She is a girl,
I know she is a girl, I am asking who she is,
She is his sister, father,
His sister?
His father is a bad guy, father,
Unlike you,
He has two wives, And those two families hate each other,
They quarrel every day,
A person who maintains two families would end up boozing,
So, his father started that,
He squandered all his money to drink,
Till his inebriation subsided, he used to beat them with the belt,
He didn't pay school fees or feed them properly,
He never cared for their little pleasures,
Everyone is not like you, father,
Recently, he tried to marry off this girl to an old man for money,
Unable to bear the frustration, she went to the Himalayas and became a Seer,
When she returned to her home recently,
her father didn't allow her into the house,
She didn't know where to go,
I told her not to worry saying my father would help her,
I buoyed her saying my father would give shelter for her for at least 10 days,
If you are okay with it,,,
It is just 10 days, right? Adjust her in some room,
Thank you, father,
No problem, I will bring the luggage,
Give,
Come, I will show your room,
This way,,,
You should stay strong in these situations,
Take care of your sister,
This is all ours,
There's full ventilation, The bed is also very comfortable,
-Is it okay for you? -No,
Okay, the whole house is ours, We will see some other room,
-This is my room, Fixed, -Super,
From now onwards, the whole room is yours, I have kept your luggage there,
Open that window, sufficient air will flow into the room,
If you are hungry, plantains are there, God's pictures are there to worship,
If you want anything, tell me, Only me,
First, I want you to leave the room,
Okay,
But if you want anything, just say Mahesh, I will be at your service,
Don't lose your mental peace for being born in such a family,
I will herald a new chapter in your sister's life,
Not only her,,,
I will usher in changing your life as well, Only me,
Solid change,
Seems his madness 2,0 has commenced,
Poor girl!
Which girl?
-Your friend's sister, -Oh, that girl!
Imagine how frustrated she must have been to become a Seer,
All these male chauvinists are like that,
They cheat, exploit, and dominate women,
Should queue them all on the road and shoot at point blank,
When you say all, does it include me too?
Oh, no! Not you Santosh,
I am talking about people who behave like that,
You are nonpareil,
By the way, the climate is very pleasant, isn't it?
Shall we go for a long drive?
Drive? We will go some other time,
I have work tomorrow, I should get up early,
[alarm]
Drink,
Thank you so much, Seer,
The help you have rendered is extraordinary,
Thank you so much,
I don't like this,
Whoa! He is a shady guy,
He is trying to take advantage of her innocence and exploit her,
Sorry, It was out of excitement,
See, I already told you, but I am telling you again,
Extreme hunger and extreme anger are the side effects of this medicine,
Hunger and anger are like my pet dogs,
I know very well how to control them,
Hey, Santosh,
If one is hungry, they eat cooked food but not uncooked grains,
I know it, Get to work,
I know everything about yesterday's night, I saw it,
What happened?
What did you see?
That is,,,
I saw my cousin entering your room at 3 am,
His attempt to force himself on you and you throwing him out,
I saw all that, Yeah,
You don't cower,
Just as Mahesh Babu stood for Bhoomika in Okkadu movie,
Prabhas for Trisha in Varsham,
and Allu Arjun for Hansika in Deshamuduru movie,
I will stand by you,
You are a kid before me,
Go and mind your business,
Hey 2,0, what brings you here?
Find out how to protect your sister, rather than building your muscles,
Whose sister? Who has to rescue?
Why will I talk, about someone's sister with you? I was talking about yours,
Yesterday night, your friend went to your sister's room and locked from inside,
So what?
Isn't your blood boiling with anger, after hearing what I just said?
It is neither getting boiled nor fried, Go away from here,
He is not understanding the situation, Come here,
-Come, -What?
My cousin tried to forcibly hug your sister,
He will do however he feels comfortable,
Why do you want to poke your nose in others' business?
Move away, despicable long faced idiot!
He is an irresponsible, insensitive brother,
It is a waste, explaining to him,
What are you talking?
It's not even few days since his marriage is solemnized,
why did he go to that girl's room?
How do I know? He is your son and you should know about him!
He might have gone, That rascal is of such kind,
Well, at what time did he go into her room?
[alarm]
See your son,
Hey,
Come,
Where are you going?
Into the room,
I will kill you, Come with me,
You should feel ashamed,
Having married just a few days ago and living with a newly wedded wife
how dare you go into other women's room!
How dare you even openly admit in front of me that you went into her room?
I will kill you, idiot!
Father, you are presuming something, I didn't do anything wrong,
He is about to do that,
He came here with that intention, I say, he came here with that intention,
-He-- -You keep quiet,
By tomorrow, that girl and her brother should leave our house,
Did you understand?
Why should they leave?
What offense did I commit now?
He is going to commit the crime,
He came here with that intention, uncle,
I say, he came here with that intention,
Good night, son,
Uncle, how come you let him go without taking him to task?
What can I ask him after he slapped you?
Should I ask him to slap me as well?
Isn't it evident that he is hell-bent on her?
Leave him,
It is his life and it is up to him,
Uncle, Uncle,
[alarm]
Mahesh, Santosh is not the kind of guy you think he is,
He has immense love for me,
I know that very well,
Don't you ever try to cast aspersions about Santosh in front of me,
I won't believe it,
Well, sister-in-law, Sister-in-law,,,
My father, who raised me for 25 years, didn't ever believe me, sir,
But Amrutha believed in me,
In that moment, I decided
that I'd not let any difficulty befall on her and treat her like a princess,
But due to my frustration,,,
Santosh,,,
How is the Saree?
Good,
Tell me, what is the significance of today?
What is it?
Come on, Santosh?
I don't have the patience to guess, Tell me what it is,
Today is my birthday,
Happy birthday,
[phone ringing]
Tell me, mother,
Happy birthday, my dear,
Thank you, mother,
How are you? Is everything okay?
Yeah, mother, I am good,
I am passing the phone to your father, Talk to him,
Happy birthday, baby,
Thanks, father,
I am booking a table at Novotel for dinner,
Have fun, both of you,
No, father, Don't book anything, please,
Why, baby? Any problem?
What happened? Why do you sound out of sorts?
Father, aunt is calling me, I will call you later, bye,
Bye,
What's with your boozing all of a sudden, bro?
The thought of the future is sending shivers down the spine, bro,
What happened to your future?
Barri Basavanna came to me early in the morning,
Where is the interest amount?
Just inhale the smell of my T-shirt,
It has the stink of the dung,
That smell clung to my T-shirt, when I came to your shed to ask for the loan,
You're asking for the interest even before that smell faded away from my shirt,
I informed you that I will collect the interest every week, didn't I?
You may come to collect the interest, but I don't have money,
Blackberry, let's meet next week,
It is not the practice of Basavanna to return empty-handed,
Here, Take this,
-What is this? -Seven rupees,
That's all I have,
Sorry, bro,
I have the habit of chewing betel nut after lunch,
I am taking this amount to buy that,
His wallop caused my nerves to throb,
He took my two teeth with him as if they were guava or bananas, bro,
Pay him the interest on time, at least, next week, bro, I bow and beg you,
I will think about it,
How are you able to laugh bearing such an intensive pain inside?
Pain? What pain?
I have told you that hunger and anger are the only side effects of my medicine,
I haven't told you about one more side effect,
That is excruciating stomach pain,
What? Is it true what she is saying?
Most people give up on the second day and stop taking medicines because of the pain,
You are the only one to continue taking the medicines,
Why are you continuing the medicine, bearing such pain?
Whenever I heard a boy and a girl love each more than their lives,
I never really understood that,
I doubted, "Can one really love so madly, truly and deeply?"
But as Amrutha came into my life,,,
I realised that she loves me more than her life,
If there is any miracle that has happened in my life, it's Amrutha!
I can bear any kind of pain for her,
Don't worry, Santosh, Everything will be all right,
Oh, this bag is here,
What's inside this box?
Why is it not opening?
Karthik,,,
Yes, mother,
Hey, what are you cooking?
I watched a new recipe of Chicken Biryani on TV yesterday,
That's what we are cooking now,
Have you put Biryani leaves yet?
-Where are Biryani leaves? -Somewhere over there,
Okay,
Have a little more, bro, Serve him the leg piece,
Add a little of curry to it and eat, It will taste good,
Where are Santosh and Amrutha?
Amrutha went for shopping,
Santosh and others said they will eat after one hour,
Enough,
Have this leg piece, brother,
How dare you give me 10,000 rupees as dowry when you have promised 10 lakhs!
To hell with your miserly family!
How dare you beat my husband?
-So, what? -Ouch!
Bro, Bro,
Go,
Thrash him, Thrash him,
Give him a tight slap,
I was the one who asked them to give 10,000 rupees
instead of 10 lakhs because you are not worth it,
Beat him,
Hey, old fellow! So you are the reason for that!
Yes, so what?
[overlap of voices]
Uncle, what is that?
-Beat him, -Uncle,
Grandpa, Grandpa,
He will die, uncle,
-Uncle, -What's wrong with you?
When I complained to you that someone is trying to force your sister,
instead of stopping him, you rebuke me to mind my business,
-I'll kill you, -Hey!
-Please, -Stop, Stop,
-Mahesh, -Stop, Stop there,
They all ate Biryani cooked with Devagiri leaves
and fought with each other out of anger,
After I came to know that there are no more leaves available,
the treatment came to a halt and all my efforts ended in vain,
I thought it was the end of my life,
After all that plethora of bad situations,
a good thing happened to me unexpectedly,
"Music,,,"
Amrutha,,,
-Is everything fine? -Yeah, Everything is fine!
Why are you asking?
Tell me!
Give me a high-five, I will tell you,
-Hi Uncle, how are you doing? -I am good,
How are you, aunty? Come, Father!
-Amrutha's parents, -Where is Amrutha, son?
-Greetings, -He is coming, One second,
-Brother-in-law, how are you doing? -Hello, brother-in-law, how are you doing?
-Amrutha, -What's that wound?
-She is coming, aunty, -I slipped and fell in the bathroom,
-Mother,,, Father,,, -How are you doing, dear?
Sudden surprise! You didn't even make a phone call and inform,
-How are you, mother? -I am good, baby,
-Greetings, father-in-law, -How are you, father?
Brother-in-law, how are you doing?
I am doing good, Santosh,
Hey, how come you are here?
Do you know my son-in-law before?
How come he is your son-in-law, uncle?
Don't you know to do a background check before accepting the alliance?
-Hey Jeevan, what are you talking? -What am I talking?
He got caught in a brothel house one month ago,
I have thrown him in the lockup,
I thought of filing a case and submitting in the court,
I released him when this old man came to the station and begged me,
Why did you send our daughter in this family?
He is a big Casanova, uncle,
I am trumpeting the same thing for the past one week,
No one is listening to me,
He is going into the other girl's room at 3 am every day,
That person is aware of this thing and I informed the same to her as well,
They are not believing it,
Hey,
I will put your whole family behind bars charging with extra-marital affairs case,
Hello,,, What is this, everyone is voicing some dialogue?
-Who the hell are you? -Hey, who the hell are you?
[overlap of voices]
-Listen, brother-in-law, -What kind of an elderly person are you?
-Despite knowing about your son,,, -Listen to me, please,
Hey, wait,
What happened was,,,
He did everything and look how he is standing over there,
What will you tell? Will you still support your son?
I thought yours is a good family but you have ruined my daughter's life,
What are they talking about, Santosh?
I am not able to comprehend,
You explain to me what happened,
Amrutha, when everyone is stating it with such clarity,
why are you asking again? Come, we will leave this place,
Whatever they were saying, is it true?
Tell me, Santosh, Please,
-Please Santosh, -Come, Amrutha,
Come, Amrutha,
Brother-in-law, Brother-in-law, please,
That is what happened,
I had some hope till now that Amrutha would return,
Now, I lost all my hope,
So now, what do you want to do, Santosh?
What can I do, sir? Till now, I had only failures in my life,
I am of no use to anyone, including myself,
Santosh, first of all, I am going to tell you an important aspect,
Stamp it in your brain,
Everyone who claims to increase the size through surgeries are fraudsters
and they do it to loot money,
Will eating leaves, roots, and barks ever increase the size? Nonsense!
You thought the size-issue is your problem all these days,
But it's not just you, Santosh,
Several men live in fear and agony citing sexual in-activeness
or size issues and roam around doctors and seers to seek remedy,
Shall I tell you what the actual problem is,,,
Society,
What people might think about us or worry about your secret getting revealed
or getting humiliated or belittled etc,
All these are our insecurities,
When there is love and affection, size really doesn't matter,
And this was already proved in your case,
If Amrutha had thought like you,
would she have left everything and come for you?
For the sacrifice she has made
can't you put your insecurities aside for some time?
Had you spent half the effort and time
which you devoted on increasing the size,
in explaining your assumed predicament to Amrutha,,,
I've been trying to message and call her for the past three months,
There has been no response from her side,
I had even been to her house to talk to her,
Her family has been not allowing me to go near her,
Is it? Is that it?
The millennials don't look for reasons to start a relationship,
but to sustain, they put forward ludicrous logic,
You have said yourself that Amrutha believes in you more than your father,
In that case, doesn't she deserve a little explanation
or at least a sorry?
Go, Santosh, Go and explain to Amrutha everything in detail,
Oh, one minute! Send your father inside,
Hey, where are you going?
The psychiatrist is waiting for you,
Please go and meet him,
Hey,
Why is my son leaving suddenly? What happened, sir?
Come, Mr Ram Mohan,
It is you who I should treat, not your son,
During his adolescent age, when Santosh approached you to express his doubts,
instead of comforting him,
listening to his fears and educating him about the remedial measures,,,
why did you beat him?
Children strongly believe that their parents will take care
of any problems they come across,
They look forward to sharing their hardships or happiness with parents first,
At that critical juncture, if they don't find support,
they seek support from outside,
The fear you have created in Santosh due to your ignorance,
in the garb of society,
has led him to assume a pseudo-disease
and wasted 20 years of adult life fighting an internal battle all alone,
You are fortunate enough
that he didn't succumb to this struggle and commit suicide,
Your son is not a pervert, as you wrongly presumed,
All he needs is your support,
Do you know what your son's actual problem is? I will tell you,,,
Amrutha,
-Amrutha, -Sir, Sir,
-How come you are here? Wait, sir, -Move away,
-Amrutha, -Don't go, sir, Sir,,,
Why did you come again? Throw him out,
-Get out, Go, -Please listen to me, brother-in-law,
I have to speak to Amrutha once,
-Amrutha, -Hey,
-Amrutha, -Get out,
-Please listen to me, -Just get out,
-Don't you understand, -Amrutha,
Sir,,, Get out!
-Amrutha, -Oh, no!
If you are seen around here,,,
Hey, our sister suffered a lot because of your dishonesty and deceit,
She has moved on, Don't create a mess unnecessarily, go away from here,
Hey Santosh, Santosh!
Hey, get up,
Bro,
Who the hell pushed my son?
Don't create a ruckus here, We will file a police complaint,
That bald guy is not new for us,
-Do whatever you want, -Hey!
-No need to talk with them, -Don't you talk!
Go,,,
What is this, son?
I have to somehow speak to Amrutha once, father,
How?
-They are not letting you inside,-[vendor shouting on mic] Oranges,
[vendor shouting on mic] Oranges at the rate 60 rupees per kilogram,
[vendor shouting on mic] Fresh oranges at the rate 60 rupees per kilogram,
-Sir, don't board, please get down, -Bro, Bro,
-Sir, please get down, -Hey just give me the Mic,
What are you doing, son?
Amrutha,,,
I have come to apologise to you, but this apology is not for deceiving you,
Hey,
This is an apology for concealing a secret from you,
Not only to you, I haven't divulged that secret to anyone,
And I don't care if it's not a secret anymore,
I had a feeling that my junk is undersized,
I thought I had a small penis,
And yes, I have kept that to myself out of fear of getting humiliated,
I resolved not to marry,
as I thought I can't keep my better half happy, because of my problem,
But after you walked into my life,
my resolve weakened and my decision changed, Amrutha,
I haven't committed any debauchery, as mentioned by that inspector, Amrutha,
It was only an attempt to validate whether I really have that problem or not
and nothing happened there,
I wanted you to be happy and for that,
I even agreed to undergo surgery, knowing fully well it's a risk to my life,
Don't know if it's my bad luck or good luck,
the operation didn't materialize,
The Seer came home, only to administer the medicine, Amrutha,
These three months I spent in your absence,,,
I am just eating, sleeping, and breathing,,,
but my life is not with me, Amrutha,
Your lucky number is nine, Sorry, my lucky number is nine,
If you come before I finish the count, everything will be back to normal,
Else, I will not cross your path again in my life,
One,,,
two,,,
three,,,
four,,,
five,,,
six,,,
seven,,,
eight,,,
nine,,,
Santosh,
Amrutha,
Why are you leaving, Santosh?
I've been waiting for three months only for this moment,
-Why didn't you tell all this before? -I was scared, Amrutha,
I got panicked whenever I heard the word 'big' from your mouth,
I feared you would leave me, if you come to know of the truth,
When I learned that the problem is not physical and only my misconception,
I wanted to tell you the entire truth,
But because there were so many people on that day, I couldn't speak anything,
I agree that's my fault,
I am sorry, Amrutha,
I don't care what others think,
What you think is more important to me, Because you are my love,
Yeah, But you are perfect in every aspect, Santosh,
I want a big hug,
Well, uncle, On the whole, his life is set and back to normal,
Now, it is time to stop him from roaming around brothel houses,
I now know who it was all along,
He needs to cut off your friendship,
It seems he has done it already,
Come on, idiot!
FEW YEARS LATER
Wait, Wait, Come here,
Punch again,
Why are you teaching him violence?
Karthik, come here,
Come here, Come here,
-Father, I have a small doubt, -What is it?
How are children born?
Children?
It's simple,
When everyone reaches a certain age, at some point, love blossoms,
Just like how it bloomed between your mother and me,
You know, we fall in love,
And when we make love
children will be born out of that love,
Father, what is love?
I will tell you,
It is,,,
Love,