We should call Daddy and celebrate,
I already texted him, He's on his way!
No, no, no!
Oh God, man, didn't I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Now we are family,
- Now you are family-- - Okay, listen…
Guys, guys, guys,
Guys!
There's been a misunderstanding,
That ring's for someone else,
I don't get it, You just… You walk around
carrying an engagement ring for your ex-girlfriend?
I know it looks bad, but it's complicated,
Well then, why were you hanging all over me at the cook-off,
talking about kids?
Well, to be fair, you brought that up to me,
and I was just answering honestly,
I wasn't saying I wanted to have kids tomorrow,
I genuinely thought we had a real connection too,
No, we do have a connection, I had such a great time at the rodeo,
It's just been one day,
And it's too fast for an engagement,
That's how Barbara said it would happen,
Well, maybe Barbara's wrong,
You ever think about that?
It's kind of weird, psychics,
All these demonic-looking cards,
You flip them over, there's somebody's stabbing themself,
but that's a good thing,
Flip it over again, somebody's smiling, but that's a bad thing,
Uh…
Look, regardless of how I feel about psychics,
where I'm at right now,
I'm certainly not ready for an engagement-type commitment,
Well, you are just a small child
in the body of a beautiful man,
You know what?
Take your damn ring back,
It's not my ring,
That's the whole point,
You fucked up everything, bro,
You heard all that?
Of course, I'm sitting here, I can hear,
Bro, marriage, brothers, one big happy family,
pfft, everything gone now, bro,
I'm so sorry, bro,
Bro, you have to get the fuck out of my house,
It's so late, Can I just sleep on the couch and leave tomorrow?
No, no, that's the thing,
you have to get the fuck out of my house now,
I'm very sorry, man, I have to scream at you right now also,
Okay,
You betray my family, and you disrespect me!
I have to add a little bit, okay?
- I never wanna see you again! - What?
I'm gonna see you tomorrow, Inshallah,
Inshallah,
Austin is better without you!
You're a fucking refugee again!
I'm sorry, bro,
I'm hoping you and Austin will come back together, I see it, bro,
But you have to get the fuck out of my house now,
This fucking ring,
Peace be upon you, Mama,
And mercy and blessings be upon you, my dear,
Moving back in already, ya mama?
Just for the night,
Habibi, there is no shame in living with your family,
Who said there's any shame in it?
I just need a little privacy for a little bit,
Look at what the settlers are doing,
Our family is there, my sisters, your aunts,
- Your aunts in Palestine, - What's wrong with my aunts?
- They're okay? - They're okay, mama, but I'm afraid,
I'm worried about them,
Look at the other people, what's happening to them,
Mama, I know,
Um…
You gotta just take a break,
Please,
I've seen the videos, Mama, 24/7,
This is not good for the heart,
I know,
- Tell me, - What?
What happened with Hameed? Why you're back?
Oh, nothing, I accidentally got engaged and divorced on the same day,
- And he has an insane amount of guns, - Seriously?
But really savvy and creative in how he keeps them,
He has a clock with Glocks, That's what happened with Hameed,
And I'm pretty sure a grenade,
I don't know if it's real or not, but that doesn't matter,
Tell me, Tell me, How was your day?
Not good,
What's wrong, Mama?
Buddy's selling the farm,
Look, son, it ain't nothing personal,
It's just time for me to hang up my spurs,
What are you gonna do?
You're just gonna fiddle with your fiddle over there,
Fiddler Buddy?
Well, why the hell not? I like fiddling with my fiddle,
You got dirt in your veins,
All right, you leave this place, you're gonna lose your mind,
They're gonna call you Sleepy Buddy,
Oh, horseshit, I'm fit as a fiddle,
- See, you're starting to repeat words, - You put that word in my head,
How can you sell the farm to strangers?
Buddy, it's been in your family for generations,
Mo, I don't have any family,
The only family I've got is a nephew in Los Angeles,
And I can't leave this place to that goofy son of a bitch,
- Why? - Last time I seen him,
he had four different colors of hair and was wearing a goddamn leather harness,
- He's not a farm guy, - Look, son, I like you, I really do,
But I like money more,
I don't got a pension, none of that,
And I gotta eat,
You expect me to just shovel horseshit out here the rest of my life?
No,
Tell you what,
What if I get you 70% of the sale price? Would that do it?
All right, you're twisting my arm,
but I could do that, I suppose,
All right, What am I looking at?
Just north of $4 million,
Yeah, I can't do that,
Yeah, Look, Mo,
let me see if I can set a meeting with the new owners,
See if you can make a deal with them, keep 1947 up and running,
Man, now we're talking, we're thinking, we're working it out,
I like this, I like this,
Um…
Well, what are they like?
What's their deal?
Tell you the truth, I ain't got a fucking clue,
- You never met them? - Oh, I met them,
I just don't understand them,
All right,
Don't-- Wait, Don't come in,
- What are you doing back there? - I'm doing nothing,
- I'm trying to clean up my room, - Want me to help you pick that up?
- No, I can clean up my room later, - Okay,
What?
Listen, I need to look at your SMART plan,
- Now you wanna see my plan? - Come on, don't be like that,
I'm meeting the people who bought the farm,
I could save the business,
Okay,
Never thought you'd ask, Hamoodi,
My God!
Phew!
It's…
Yeah,
There's diagrams, Listen…
Can you just give me the CliffsNotes or the highlights?
Broad strokes,
What broad strokes? I thought I was… I thought…
Shouldn't I just do the presentation?
Yes, sure, sure, Sure, Sure,
Yep, Yep,
Well, when's the meeting?
It's tomorrow,
Oh, I'm actually supposed to meet Nadia's friend tomorrow,
Nadia's taking you to meet one of her friends!
- Yeah, - Oh my God!
- That's amazing! - Yeah,
- You can't miss that! - Yeah,
I should have looked at this before I…
Thank you, really,
I'm gonna make you proud, I promise,
Okay,
My best friend,
You sure you don't wanna give me the CliffsNotes?
They don't have an elevator here?
Jeez!
How much longer do you have to wear that thing?
I don't know, Mama,
Lizzie's working on it,
I like Lizzie,
Even though she says Sameer and I shouldn't go to Palestine, I like her,
Oh, I'm worried too,
Especially without me,
Why?
Why? You know why,
Sameer, soldiers, checkpoints--
Hi, I'm Monica, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting,
Can I offer either of you a hemp-infused hydration boost?
Hemp… Hemp inf…
Uh…
Can I have a Dr, Pepper?
You're hilarious,
Right this way, please,
Attica's incredible, trust me,
She's been a friend of mine since my freshman year at Rice,
What am I supposed to talk to her about?
Anything you want,
Say all the things you feel like you can't say to other people,
Like what?
- Hi, Sameer, - Hi,
- I'm Attica, - Hi,
I just finished reviewing your intake forms
that you had Nadia fill out,
What have you told her?
No, nothing,
Just family history,
- Right? - Mm-hmm,
Sameer, would you feel more comfortable if we did this alone?
Without Nadia?
Uh-- Oh,
Yeah, okay,
- Yeah? - Yeah,
- Okay, - Okay,
Okay, Good,
I'll be right out there,
So how do you feel, Sameer?
Do you know what brings you here today?
Nadia drove me here,
Great,
I'm curious to know have you ever heard of autism?
No,
It's a neurodevelopmental disability,
I specialize in it,
Oh, okay,
I'd like to ask you some questions,
And try to answer as best you can,
Is that okay?
Yeah,
I read in your forms
that you got fired from your job at Chick'n Cone,
Could you tell me a little bit more about that?
Uh…
Yeah, It wa…
It was just a… a misunderstanding,
Why did you lock yourself in the bathroom?
I'm guessing something must have made you pretty upset?
Uh…
No,
Uh, in the bathroom, ah…
It's okay if you don't remember,
What feelings are coming up for you right now?
Currently, we're operating at a modest scale,
However, we do intend on scaling up,
uh, both regionally and nationally,
over the next five years,
But the oil is about more than money,
This oil is our identity,
Our family planted olive trees in Palestine for generations,
It's in our blood,
Houston is home,
and Palestine is our homeland,
but the oil we make here is what ties them together,
You see, it's beyond than just business,
You are so mother,
I have three children, yes,
You're so adorbs,
I can't even take it,
Weren't we talking about this the other day?
I mean, it's uncanny,
I have goosebumps, Feel my arm,
No, that's okay, I don't want an HR situation,
Hold on, You guys were talking about Palestine during lunch?
What? No,
We were talking about things people like to post,
Representation, women-of-color-owned businesses,
that kind of thing,
It's super important,
You two should meet Jared, our CEO,
Oh my God, yes, So why don't we all circle back on Tuesday,
grab some face-to-face with Jared, and make it official,
Okay,
Well, we have our numbers ready, I was coming in here like Shark Tank,
- Call me Mr, Wonderful! - Mr, Wonderful!
No, I'd be Daymond because I'm Black,
Oh, yes, Yeah,
I mean, we're not so concerned with "numbers" here,
Our key drivers are passion and authenticity,
Honestly, your whole vibe, it's a slay,
What is "slay"?
Uh, it means we're cool, Yeah,
Ah, cool, Cool
Enough!
And sometimes I feel like I don't like myself,
Why not?
Bec…
Um…
Because people, they, uh…
People don't under… understand me, uh…
And I… I feel like, uh…
Um…
It's…
It's diff… It's diff…
- Uh… - Are you having difficulty describing it?
Yeah, And…
That is definitely common in people who are autistic,
Uh, I… I don't have that disorder,
In your forms, it says that
when you were younger, your parents took you to the doctor,
And they did identify several traits that do meet criteria for autism,
No,
Why…
Why… Why would they hide… hide it from me all… all those years?
I wouldn't know,
Honestly, my… my biggest concern is you,
Autism is not a bad thing,
And I'd be glad to answer any questions you might have,
I don't want to be different,
I… I don't want to be different,
I just want to be like everybody else,
I guess it feels like I'm always making…
I'm always making people uncomfortable,
Uh, like everything about me makes people uncomfortable,
What? Like what?
What makes others uncomfortable with you?
Everything,
Why don't we take a moment?
What sensations are you feeling in your body?
Tension,
- Tension? - Yeah,
Where?
Uh, in my throat,
Okay, Good,
Is there a place on your body that feels relaxed?
Yeah, my toes,
- Your toes? - Yeah,
Wiggle them,
Yeah,
- Now take that feeling, - Yeah?
See if you can make that relaxed feeling go into your throat and in your arms,
Okay,
Try and apply that same feeling to calm your body down,
Take a deep breath,
It just feels like I'm…
Um, feels like I'm not…
- Enough, - Yeah,
- You feel like you're not enough? - Yeah,
Well, I have news, my friend,
I'm different,
You're different,
And there is nothing wrong with either of us,
Guys, thank you so much for the hospitality, Toya,
I'm just so excited to be with you guys!
Shh! You gonna wake my son,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, You won't even notice I'm here,
And I got you a gift,
Couple of gifts, actually,
I got you, uh,
an authentic bootleg Gucci scarf,
- Has wonderful stitching on it, - Ooh!
I'm gonna throw in this Chanel bootleg too, It's incredible,
- Authentic bootleg, Just what I wanted, - Yes,
I'm just gonna put this in here, right?
I wanna get these out of the way, Oh, sorry,
I'll fold it right, I'm much neater, I swear to God,
You got two bags,
I thought he was staying one night,
That's what he said,
This… This bag is just merch,
- Sorry, - Okay,
Yeah, Is this where I'm sleeping? Is this my new home now?
Hey, Oh!
And you laid out the blankets for me,
That's so sweet,
I'm gonna take it for a little test spin,
Oh my God, this couch is amazing!
Are you serious?
- Oh, the baby's up, Let me help out, - No, no,
- I'll help out, - He's just playing,
- Go take care of the baby, - Where are the baby wipes? Tell me,
What?
If you don't stop, you're going to get us both kicked out,
I'm just trying to be nice,
Don't,
I'm just happy to see you,
Stop,
Sameer, are you okay?
What's going on, my dear?
What's wrong? He didn't like it at your friend's house?
Um, I took him to see my friend, Attica,
who's the therapist I told you about,
- Ya, Nadia! - The one I took Osama…
I told you not to take him,
I know, But he really needs this,
- No! No! - I think it went really well,
He has a family,
Family is therapy,
Mama, family's why you go to therapy,
- You think it's my fault? - No,
He needs to go and talk to people because I did something wrong?
Nadia, look at the doctors, what they do, They like to medicate people,
- Mama, - They pump drugs into them,
No one is medicating him, I'd never take him to that kind of doctor,
I don't want that for him,
They had a conversation, What do you have against talking?
You're trying to put ideas in his mind that he's not good enough like the others,
Mama--
You're doing what kids did to him in school when he was young,
No one is doing that, That's not how therapy works,
They're trying to help him understand himself better, That's it,
You think I'm blind?
You think I'm stupid?
- I know he's different, - No,
He is my son, and I know him better than anybody else!
Go, now,
Go!
Nadia, I can't look at you right now,
Leave now before I become furious!
Enough!
You know he's 40 years old,
Get lost!
Shit,
Psst, Psst,
Are you crazy?
Son of a bitch steals my falafel tacos, and you're saving his leftovers?
- You are a traitor, - Mo?
Get out!
- He stole my invention, - Oh my God, I can't--
No, you gotta talk about it! You can't walk away, You know he did,
You switch pita with tortilla,
It's not your invention,
You know he saw my signature dish, here at your house,
and he put it on his menu,
You're not a chef,
- You don't need a degree to be a cook, - Yeah, it's called culinary school,
You go there, get a degree,
become a chef, then you get a signature dish,
Bun B has Trill Burger, Selena Gomez has a cooking show,
Snoop is cooking with Martha Stewart, Give me a break,
- Hold on, - What?
Did you put my mom's picture down?
Yes, Everywhere I'd walk, she stared at me,
It's too much,
And don't try to change the subject,
You betrayed me,
How could you do this to me?
I'm already under heat for you crashing on my couch,
Oh, I'm so sorry, This is inconveniencing to you?
- Oh, here he goes, - Your oldest friend at your home?
This is what gets you in trouble? This is the big inconvenience?
Mo, you barged into my room,
on me and my pregnant girlfriend,
to talk about your stupid tacos,
Relax on the tacos,
It's the principle, okay?
You know, seeing those falafel tacos that are not mine is very triggering,
He's doing it to piss me off,
Mo, if he did that, it's working, Look at you,
You know what? I gotta go talk to him,
No, no, no, Please,
Mo, why are you putting on your shoes?
Don't do that, Relax,
I am relaxed,
You sound like Macho Man Randy Savage,
I'm just gonna talk to him, man-to-man,
- Man-to-man never ends well, - Get out of my way,
- All right, All right,
Thank you, Toya!
I appreciate it!
Why?
Fuck,
Piece of shit,
- Thanks for your patience, Appreciate it, - No problem,
- Get out of my way, Sorry, - All right, let's see,
Sir, there is a line,
I'm not here for that, I'm here for Guy,
Are you a friend?
Tell him Mohammed's here, We're cousins,
- Cousins? - Oh yeah,
Yeah, both of our uncles, Isaac and Ishmael,
We go way, way back,
Okay, I'm sorry, Clearly, I'm incredibly busy right now,
- Go ahead and wait by the oyster bar, - Thanks
I am so sorry,
In this corner,
the Refugee Rumbler,
the mean machine from Palestine,
Say hola, habibi, to Houston's very own,
The Palestinian Bear!
And in this corner, the ocean-eyed Jew,
The real deal from Israel,
Shalom, motherfuckers,
It's the Zion Lion,
You looking for me?
- Fuck you, - No, fuck you!
First, I take your land,
- Then I take your food, - Ooh!
And in the name of Zion, I take your vulgar hand gestures too,
Ooh!
Zion Lion, my ass,
More like Zion kitty cat,
Excuse me,
Hey, Mo,
Hello,
You, uh, got something to say to me?
Explain yourself,
Falafel taco, so what?
- You know, - Know what?
Damn it, You know who you got those from,
Oh, What?
You think I stole the falafel tacos from you?
Are you for real?
- 1947? - What?
Using my family's olive oil for your shitty food?
- That's yours? - You got Lebanese, Lebanese, Palestinian!
You got baklava, which is Turkish,
You got quiche, Who are you?
- Please don't make a scene, - Guy, who are you?
I know what you are, You're a damn fraud,
Aren't you? There's no such thing as Israeli food,
I thought this was a Mediterranean restaurant,
It is, It is a Mediterranean restaurant,
See? He's embarrassed to even say it's Israeli,
What are you trying to hide, Guy?
Just respecting the food's regional roots,
Roots, I'll tell you about roots,
You know that big-ass wall that they have in Israel?
You know what's behind the wall? That's where the recipes come from,
They're my grandma's recipes,
- Fuck! - What's that?
He's got a bomb! I'm calling the cops!
- Everyone calm down, It's not a bomb, - It's an ankle bracelet!
- It's not a bomb, - I'm calling the cops,
- Goddammit, - Thanks, Karen, Trying to get me arrested?
Go back to eating your shitty hummus,
What did he say about Hamas?
- No, He didn't say-- - Oh God!
Just because an Arab guy comes in here with a beard
and his ankle starts going off,
doesn't mean he's gonna blow up the fucking place!
Oh my God,
And I sure in hell wouldn't waste it on this guy!
Sorry,
Or any guy,
Very-- Very important to note that I would never, ever do that,
I was just deported,
Um…
I gotta go charge my ankle bracelet,
Fuck,
If he deported, why the hell he here?
Sorry, folks, Mimosas on the house,
Mimosas?
Man, this whole meal gonna be comped,
Is there a plug outside?
- Uh, there might be, - Never mind,
What?
I'm so sorry,
Hamoodi, mama, Mama, are you good?
Yeah, yeah,
I'm good,
Just can't believe we're gonna be doing business with these people,
As long as we keep pressing our oil, I'm happy,
- Hi, folks, - Hi,
Right this way,
Daymond John, my man,
It's Felix,
Felix, Yeah, of course,
Felix,
Monica,
Um, so where's Jared?
We've run into a bit of a hiccup since our last conversation,
How so?
Our investors get a little squeamish wading through certain controversies,
It's a PR nightmare,
I'm not following,
Oh, y'all haven't seen it?
Seen what?
Palestinian blasts Israeli restaurant,
…going off, doesn't mean he's gonna blow up the place!
He's got a bomb! I'm calling the cops!
I sure in hell wouldn't waste it on this guy!
It's trending on TikTok,
There's literally an "Angry Mo" challenge,
It wasn't me,
There's three more videos with different angles,
It wasn't me,
Okay, Shaggy,
I need you and your mother respectfully to make your way to the elevator,
Of course there's an elevator,
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♪ Lord, forgive me I was doin' that dirt ♪
♪ Lord, forgive me I put a hole in his shirt ♪
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♪ Lord, forgive me I had a pistol at church ♪
♪ Lord, forgive me Been cursed since birth ♪
♪ Lord, forgive me Tryna figure my worth ♪
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♪ It's my darkness in your sunshine ♪
♪ What I done wrong, I done right ♪
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♪ Look, before I spit a hallelujah I might need a hearse ♪
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