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Manpower shortage
has always been a global issue,
With the rapid advancement of AI robot technology,
the government will also lead Singapore towards the new era of AI robots,
There are many jobs in Singapore
with no suitable candidates, which is stressful,
Now, there will be
a solution at once,
Damn,
Foreign workers may lose their jobs,
It's not just them, but everyone will,
A robot salesperson approached me the other day,
He kept praising the product,
It is a good deal, I'm seriously considering it,
The price now is quite high,
We are still looking and budgeting for it,
You can say that because you're a boss, People like us are in trouble,
Then, be a boss,
-Right, -I want to,
Will you hire me as a boss?
I'll resign immediately,
Are you mad? Everyone's buying robots now,
Why would they hire humans?
As a logistics boss, would you buy robots?
I will, but I will wait to buy it,
I'll buy one when a pirated version comes out, It'll be cheaper,
-Budget, -Budget,
A pirated version? What if it short-circuits?
What if it goes crazy and kills your family?
No way,
It won't happen,
I have many skills,
I'm especially skilled in cooking,
I used to help my dad in the kitchen when we lived in the village,
People queued all the way to Jurong,
Where do you live?
Jurong,
I still cook even now,
I cook for my family, If I don't, they don't eat,
-Wow, -Sir, you have so many restaurants,
Just let me be the head chef at any of them,
Uncle Ong, our restaurants currently don't have vacancies for head chefs,
Is there any other roles you'd like to try?
-Boss, -Wow,
Boss…
-What are your qualifications? -None,
Many people looked down on me since I was a kid,
My dream is to be a manager,
You just need to give me a table, a chair, and a laptop,
Just let me manage all the employees, That's all,
You? Manage everyone?
Okay, I think there's a role that suits you,
-Do you want to consult… -Consultant?
Consultant, Okay, that works for me,
I have so many years of experience,
No matter what questions they ask, I can answer all of them,
Okay,
Congratulations, Uncle Ong,
There's a change in role,
Thank you,
GUARD OF THE DOOR
This is wrong,
It's "consultant" not "guard of the door,"
It's a typo,
Okay, sorry,
Here,
Here you go,
Thank you,
GUARD OF THE ENTRANCE
This is wrong again,
What is wrong? Didn't I correct it?
I know, but the character should be inside, not outside,
If it's inside, it's "consultant," but if it's outside, it's "guard of the door,"
It's a huge difference,
I'm just following orders, Uncle Ong,
If you have any questions, you can ask the boss,
Do you think I don't dare? I held him when he was a baby,
Fuck,
Has your husband retired?
He is so young, yet he has such a high position,
Getting the retirement funds with his CPF will benefit both of you,
You can live peacefully now,
What matters most is controlling their retirement funds,
When men have money, they act differently,
You'd better be careful,
Gosh, my husband is useless,
He's been a supervisor for 40 years, but I don't even know what he supervises,
I hope he can get his retirement funds soon
so that I can travel abroad,
Are you in charge of all his money?
He initially refused,
So I kept arguing with him until he gave me his salary,
But he's not happy about it,
That's how it should be,
Money talks, so we need money to talk,
-Right, -Right,
We're like an old married couple, We're always arguing,
Neither of us wants to give in,
It's been tough for the kids too,
The government has been encouraging every family to get a humanoid robot
to help improve family and marital ties,
Humans invented robots…
But now, humans are the ones being controlled by robots?
-It's ironic, -I agree,
I don't think I'll be comfortable with a robot at home,
You have to get used to it,
Society moves forward every day, We have to keep up with the times,
Have you tried the game?
Can you teach me again?
This way, I can teach my husband
and share common topics instead of arguing all day,
-Right, -I'll teach you a fun game,
You can earn money and get to know new friends,
You might even meet some handsome guys,
Look, Look at this handsome guy,
Right,
Uncle Ong,
Didn't you say you wanted a table, a chair, and a laptop
so you could manage everyone?
That's exactly what a guard does,
You manage everyone going in and out of the company,
That was not what I meant,
If your dad was here,
he would know exactly what I want,
Uncle Ong, actually, the company is now pivoting
toward the government's new direction,
AI robots and automation,
Automation? I've got that,
Every day, I send you "Good morning," "good afternoon," "good night,"
I send it to you, automatically!
Thank you, but please stop sending me these old-fashioned greeting photos,
What do you mean? I'm just showing that I care,
I send them so your mornings start off well,
Yes, I will still delete it after you send it to me,
Previously, you said that you want to be a boss?
Yes,
So? Is there an opportunity?
-I've already planned it out for you, -Really?
Okay, This is your retirement fund, There's $150,000 in it,
-$150,000? -Yes,
That much?
Find a business partner
and start a company together where you are the boss,
-Can I do that? -Yes,
Remember, you should become a CEO just like me,
-Do you think I really can? -Yes,
It's my birthday today,
yet you're asking me to retire,
That's a bit insensitive,
Not considerate of you?
Look at how well we treat you,
Okay,
Other than your retirement fund, we also bought this watch for you,
My dad specifically asked me to get this for you,
It's very rare,
Thank you for your contributions to the company over the past 40 years,
Thank you,
How is it? Do you like it?
Yes,
How much is it?
It's $28,000,
It's about $180,000 altogether,
$180,000?
That much?
Okay then, I'll retire,
I have a small request,
-What is it? -Change it to cash,
Sure, No problem,
You received a retirement payout?
My condolences, everyone,
Steven,
Your boss treats you very well,
He even gifted you a watch for your retirement,
Are you still not happy?
I feel happy and unhappy at the same time,
-Why are you unhappy? -Unhappy because I lost my job,
My family will look down on me,
-I want curry chicken, -We're not selling it today,
You said the retirement fund is $150,000?
Is that supposed to cover you for life?
Add your CPF to it and it's no small sum,
It's here,
Look,
You…
Are you crazy? You took $150,000 worth of cash out?
I've never seen this much money in my life,
Look at me now, Do I look rich?
Yes,
You brought out this much cash with so many people around,
What if someone robs you?
It's not others I'm worried about, It's my wife,
Anyway, can you help me come up with an idea? Okay?
Okay, Let me think,
Pig trotter,
We're also not selling it today,
Let me tell you, open a bank account and deposit all your money in it,
No matter how scary your wife is, she won't rob a bank,
You're right,
Chicken wings,
We're also not selling that today,
Hey! What kind of business are you doing?
You're not selling anything? I'm very rich,
Do you know today's my birthday?
-Your health is the most important, -Yes, Look,
Today, we're not selling anything,
Wishing you good health, Go!
-Is that it? -That's it, Go,
Come,
Even my old friends are treating me poorly,
-Happy birthday to you -Happy birthday to you
-Happy birthday to Dong Nam -Happy birthday to Dong Nam
-Happy birthday to you -Happy birthday to you
-Wishing you luck and prosperity! -Wishing you luck and prosperity!
-Come, Blow out the candle, -Thank you,
Good,
Thank you, guys,
Don't thank me, Let me tell you,
Do you know why I refused to give you the food you ordered?
Because I already had this feast prepared,
You have to thank my wife for preparing this, okay?
Thank you, wife,
I mean, thank you, Kiong's wife,
Today is my birthday,
Even my wife and kids didn't wish me anything,
Not even a single text message,
The message just came,
His tears haven't even dried, but he's smiling,
Share it with us,
There's a surprise at home tonight, Dad,
Congratulations,
How may I help you, sir?
Hello,
I'd like to open a personal account,
Nowadays, it's very convenient,
You can do it online,
I know I can do it online,
But I've got $150,000,
How am I supposed to deposit this online?
Okay, Let us help you,
If I were to open an account here,
will anyone be able to take my money?
The account is yours, sir,
We'll make sure nobody takes your money,
I guarantee it,
No one can take the money you deposited here,
Confirm?
Confirmed and approved,
-Confirm? -Confirm,
-And approved, -Approved,
Okay, Very good, Come,
-Happy birthday to you -Happy birthday to you
-Happy birthday to… -Happy birthday to…
-Duffy -Duffy
-Happy birthday to you -Happy birthday to you
Blow out the candle,
-Dad, -This is my dad,
-Hello, uncle, -Hello, uncle,
-Let's take a photo, Dad, -Let's take a photo,
Sorry, Dad, I meant for you to take our photo,
We can take another one later,
Yes, Hurry up,
-Hurry up, -Thank you,
-I've adjusted the camera settings, -Use a filter,
-Make it look good, -Make sure I look young and pretty,
-Ready, -Smile,
-Okay, -Smile,
Okay,
Come on,
Smile,
Dad, over here, Here,
Higher,
Oh no,
It's also your dad's birthday today,
I thought it's next week,
I thought you forgot about me,
I didn't, I already bought your gift,
But what do we do without a cake?
-No cake? -It's okay, we haven't cut this one yet,
Dad can celebrate with the dog,
Celebrate my birthday with the dog?
-Yes, -Come,
-Are you sure? -Sure,
-The dog is part of the family, -Hurry up, That's right,
-Hurry up, -If only the dog could cut the cake,
-Come, -Don't worry, Dad,
Technology is so advanced now,
I'll just use AI to turn the dog's cake into a bigger one, okay?
Uncle, let us sing a new birthday song for you, okay?
Let's go, One, two, three,
-Happy birthday to you -Happy birthday to you
-Wishing you luck and prosperity! -And prosperity!
-Wait!
It sounds like a song they'd play at a temple ritual,
Don't be superstitious, It's the trend now,
They must have a reason for singing like this,
We must keep up
-Right, -Yes, this is the trend,
Yes, uncle, Don't be such a boomer,
The Prime Minister is making an announcement,
-Let's take a look, -Let's go,
What are you watching?
Your family got you a huge cake for your birthday,
Why are you unhappy?
This is AI-generated, Look,
Bastard,
They celebrated my birthday with the dog,
It looks so real,
AI is really smart these days,
It looks real,
I'm telling you I need to become a big boss,
Otherwise, I'm no better than a dog at home,
What kind of boss do you want to be?
My boss said that I have a lot of potential,
I can be one of those…
There's a "C"
and an "O" in the role,
CEO!
You want to be a CEO?
Do you have any experience or background? Yes or no?
All I have is potential,
Don't we have a friend called Tan?
He's hiring for a C-something-O role,
Right,
CUO,
CUO?
-That's the right job for you, -Yes,
What does a CUO do?
What do they do? I don't know the details,
But you've got CEO, CFO, COO, CTO,
So CUO has to be some kind of Chief Officer too,
Officer?
Officers should have their own offices, right?
-Yes, -Do they have tables, chairs and laptops?
Yes, I think so,
Can they manage a lot of people?
-They can, -They can?
Can manage…
CUO stands for
Chief Urn Officer,
Your job is to make sure
that when family members visit their loved ones,
they scan this QR code,
After that, escort them into the room to see their loved ones,
Everything here is automated,
It‘s very convenient
unlike those traditional places
where you have to search high and low to find them,
Why is it called Chief Urn Officer?
Because there are a lot of urns here,
You'll be in charge of managing all these urns,
When you want them to come out, they will have to come out,
You have a lot of authority,
So is CUO okay?
Okay?
Hello, CUO,
Is it a yes or no? CUO?
You're too much,
You want me to manage urns?
It's still a job,
-Chief Urn Officer? -That's right,
Thanks a lot,
No, You said you wanted to manage a lot of people,
There's a lot of people there for you to manage,
That's right,
I want to manage the living, not the dead,
Okay,
Now I have nothing,
I'm not managing people or security anymore,
All I can manage is myself,
-Don't go, -I am quitting,
You need to be more responsible,
All the guests are here,
If you leave now, it's game over for me,
That's exactly what I want,
Cheapskate,
How could he say that?
What happened?
I'm sorry, Queen,
-My chef left and quit, -He left?
-I brought so many people here to eat, -Right,
He just left like that? It's so dramatic,
What should we do? Why did he leave?
I gave him the raise he wanted, but he still wanted to leave,
It's hard to hire workers nowadays,
What should we do? Do you know how to cook?
I only know how to bake cakes,
Bake cakes?
Mei,
-Do you remember me? -Dong Nam?
She's Hao's daughter,
-The one from Five Miles? -Yes,
You were the flower girl at my wedding, Remember?
Dong Nam, you came at the right time,
I remember your family used to have
-a restaurant back in the village? -Yes,
You cook very well,
Our chef just left, Can you help us cook?
No way,
He doesn't have a hygiene certificate, I'll get fined and get demerit points,
I'll pay the fine for you,
-How about the demerit points? -Boss,
Sorry, I am her partner,
You are still worried about demerit points?
There are so many fans here today,
If they don't get to eat today,
they might post bad reviews that you can't handle,
-What should I do? -Don't worry,
It's late, I doubt anyone's coming to check,
Let him cook,
He's really good,
-Hello! Good evening, everyone, -Hi!
-Queen is here, -Queen is here,
Today, I brought 50 loyal fans
to eat some food together,
Let's cheer!
-Tasty Queen is a big eater, -Tasty Queen is a big eater,
We're ready to start feasting,
Are you ready?
-We're ready, -We're ready,
Do you see that? Everyone is enjoying the food,
What are you waiting for?
Hurry up, give me a like and follow now!
All right, Queen is hungry now,
I'm going to eat now, Bye-bye!
-Bye-bye, -Bye-bye,
-Dong Nam, -Yes?
I'm so thankful,
Everyone is enjoying the food so much,
I failed to appreciate the greatness before me,
I told you he's good,
Dong Nam, thank you so much,
You saved me,
You're really good, Dong Nam,
It wasn't a big deal,
That's just 10% of my skills,
He's so full of himself,
Thank you, Dong Nam, Thank you too, Kiang for helping,
-Thank you, boss, -You're welcome,
-Open a restaurant, Queen! -Open a restaurant, Queen!
-Okay,
Come here, Dong Nam,
They are asking me to open a restaurant
which means they really like your food
and want us to open a restaurant together,
Right,
Are you serious?
I'm serious, I'm not kidding,
Yes, we're serious,
I'm not joking either,
But I need you to know
I want to be the big boss, The biggest one,
Of course, you can be COO,
Queen, you can be CEO,
I don't want to be a COO,
I want to be the Chief Executive Officer, COE,
No, it's CEO,
You're wrong, it's COE,
Right, Chief Executive Officer is COE,
You're saying it wrong too,
It's COE not COE,
You're too funny, Dong Nam,
You're the senior here, You've got the most experience,
If you say Chief Executive Officer is COE, then it's COE,
-Okay? -Okay, Here,
Looking forward to working with you,
Congratulations, So you're finally working together?
Congratulations,
We've partnered up,
Mom,
Dad said he wants to be a boss on a live stream,
opens a restaurant and becomes a CEO,
What do you think?
He's just saying things,
You don't have to pay for what you say,
Exactly, He wants to be a boss?
Is he going to use his butt to open a restaurant?
Where will he get the money?
I'm home,
-Dad, -Dad,
Dear, the kids said you want to open a restaurant?
Do you have money?
Just a little,
Where is the money from?
Let me tell you,
that day, I was walking down the road
and money fell from the sky,
I was lucky enough to catch it,
You'd better be honest with me,
Where did the money come from?
Retirement fund,
Retirement fund?
Look at your dad,
He didn't tell me about his retirement,
I'm pissed off,
How much is the retirement fund?
$150,000,
$150,000?
It's like we hit the lottery,
Hit the lottery…
Where is the money?
The account is yours, sir,
We'll make sure nobody takes your money,
I can guarantee it,
No one can take the money you deposited here,
Confirm?
-Confirmed… -And…
-and approved! -approved!
How dare you go behind my back and put the money in a separate account,
What are you trying to do?
I'm scared I will get robbed,
Who will rob you in Singapore?
Tell me, who's trying to rob you? I'll call the police,
You won't dare,
Why won't I?
Just tell me, I'll call the police,
Who?
-You… -Hugh? Who's Hugh?
Do you know who that is?
-No, Mom, -Where does this Hugh stay?
How do you know him? I'll call the police to catch him,
Lock him up and cane him, Why would he try to rob you?
Who? Who is it? Why?
Who is this guy?
I meant "you," not "Hugh,"
After everything,
you're saying I'd steal from you?
I'm helping to keep your money safe,
That's our end-of-life savings,
All right,
Come,
Everyone,
Let this COE say a few things
from the bottom of my heart,
I worked in the company for 40 years
so I got compensated with a retirement fund,
My dream ever since I was a kid
has been to become a big boss like COE,
Why do you want to ruin my dream?
You're confusing CEO and COE,
yet you still want to be a CEO?
Don't embarrass me,
How is it embarrassing?
I checked and Chief Executive Officer is called COE,
Don't argue with me, okay?
Dad, it's called CEO,
Whether it's CEO or COE, it doesn't matter,
Mom, this is Dad's hard-earned money,
He said he has always wanted to be a boss,
Just let him fulfill his dream at his old age,
If he makes a fortune, it's a good thing for us too, Don't you think?
Both of you are on your dad's side, just ganging up on me,
-Let me tell you this, -No,
I will definitely get my hands on that money,
If not, he'll definitely get scammed,
My retirement fund will definitely not go to you,
-I'll get it, -I won't give it to you,
-You have to, -I won't,
-Dad, -Or else, I will…
-Mom, -You…
Listen to me, Okay,
Dad, how about this?
You take half of the money and let Mom have the other half,
Good idea,
Dad at least Mom won't eat up…
Take everything,
At least, each of you will get half,
Good idea,
Come, sir,
Let me show you this car,
It's luxurious, but not expensive,
With a driver, you'll look more imposing as a boss,
If I have this car, will I look like a boss?
That's right,
Let me ask you something,
Chief Executive Officer is COE, right?
No, it's CEO,
Certificate of Entitlement is COE,
Exactly,
I keep arguing with my wife about this,
Even the whole family argues because of it,
Sir, here's some water,
Thank you,
So Chief Executive Officer is CEO, right?
-Yes, -Yes,
So Mr, CEO, which car would you like to buy today?
I haven't decided yet,
It's my first day, so I haven't received my pay yet,
-Once I get it, I'll buy a car, -All right,
I heard you have your own workshop,
Yes, our workshop has an unlimited mileage warranty,
Not bad,
I am the COE of All Good Restaurant,
Once I get my pay, I'll buy this luxurious car,
Okay, I can't be late for my first day at work,
I am…
CEO
-No, You are Mr, COE, -No, COE,
COE,
-Goodbye, Mr, COE, -Goodbye, Mr, COE,
This is my first time signing a contract,
It's very simple, Don't worry,
That is so unique,
Good, All right, let's exchange,
Exchange? Why?
Here, Sign again,
Sign again? Exactly the same way?
I forgot,
It's fine, just try your best,
You're so good, It looks exactly the same,
-Looking forward to working together, -Looking forward to working together,
All right, we're going offline, Let's say it together,
-Bye-bye! -Bye!
Love you!
We're officially business partners, Dong Nam,
Yes,
This is the last sprint of my life,
Very good,
But just now, you only had
around 300 fans and only 25 people watching,
Exactly, That's why I want to work with you,
We can use each other's strength to reach new heights, Right?
Right,
We need to open a joint business account,
That way, our company's finances and cash flow will be more transparent,
I know about this, I've applied for one before,
Don't waste your time queuing up because you can do it online,
We chose this because it's very convenient,
You don't need to deposit money to open an account,
This is good,
My wife has no idea about it,
Do you know my wife stole half of my retirement fund?
You're the CEO now, so I want to arrange some workshops for you,
The CEO needs to be knowledgeable,
-Do you want to go? -Of course,
I will need some skills as a COE, Right?
But what workshops should I attend?
They have all kinds of workshops for CEOs,
But as a COE, I'm too busy,
Don't worry, What workshop do you want to join?
I'll arrange it for you,
That's great,
You need to help me build up my skills,
The more skills I have, the better it is for you,
Now I need to take a piss,
We're talking about skills, not piss, my CEO,
Is everyone here?
Everyone's here,
Okay, that's good,
Okay, let's welcome my business partner, Mr, Ong Dong Nam,
Thank you, everyone,
Hi, everyone,
-Hi! -Hi!
I'm Ong Dong Nam,
The COE and also your Head Chef,
Welcome to the All Good family,
Let's do our best together, okay?
-Yes, -Yes,
Wow, a beauty,
A beauty,
It's my idea to hire all these pretty girls,
Thank you, sir,
Thank you,
Then it was my idea to hire the handsome guys,
Thank you, Queen,
Steven,
Hi, Dong Nam,
Sorry, we're fully staffed at the moment, You can try elsewhere,
Because you're Dong Nam's ex-colleague, we decided to talk to you,
However, we don't have any vacancies right now,
Dong Nam,
I'm begging you,
Please let me stay,
-What are you doing? Stand up, -Don't, Stand up,
I need to earn money to take care of my mom,
I'm actually good at cooking and I can do magic,
But my family doesn't believe me, They all look down on me,
I believe
I'll have a bright future if you hire me,
I'm begging you, Dong Nam,
I'm begging you,
Right, You're already doing so well,
You just have to give me a hand,
I'm begging you,
Okay,
Let me go first,
Queen,
Yes?
Can you help me down? I'm afraid of heights,
-What? -That means no,
-Let me help you, -No need, I'll help myself down,
Be careful,
Master, Let me be your disciple,
I'll work hard without complaining, I'm at your disposal,
One day of married life is worth a hundred days of love,
-What nonsense, -What nonsense,
It's "a teacher for a day is a father for a lifetime,"
Right,
He seems like an honest and good person,
Let's hire him,
But we already have enough manpower,
-We don't have the budget for it, -Over budget,
-How about this?
I'm here to learn from you,
You don't have to pay me,
Just lend me $2500 each month for living expenses,
When I have acquired the skills and can earn a lot of money,
I'll pay back all of it,
Please, I'm begging you, Please,
How about this?
Deduct his salary from mine,
As a COE, I already have a lot of money, okay?
You're really kind,
Master,
Please accept three bows from me,
He bowed down so fast,
What's done is done,
All right,
Thank you, I'll start work immediately,
He ran so fast,
Boss,
We're not hiring anymore,
We're not hiring,
No,
I'm the sales representative for AI Robots,
I'm Robot,
Robot?
Congratulations on your opening,
Our PM recently strongly encouraged
Singapore enterprises to enter the era of robotics,
So is he going to give us a free robot?
No,
But since it's new, there are subsidies and you can use your CPF,
So it will be free after all the discounts,
Let me share with you more,
Hurry,
There are so many people, Thank you for your support!
There will be available seats soon,
-Okay? -To my loyal fans, look,
Today is the grand opening of All Good Restaurant,
It's already packed,
-Thank you for all your support, -Thank you,
Please wait, Seats will be available soon,
So many customers,
Look, there,
Dong Nam,
I can't manage on my own so I hired a beautiful manager,
Her name is Jobel,
Hi, Dong Nam, Thank you for hiring me,
All right, Welcome to the team,
Let's do our best together,
-All the best! -All the best!
It's all set, This new game is really fun,
You can meet new people,
I know your husband must be busy with his new restaurant,
But no matter how busy he is, he should still play this game,
-I'm playing this game too, -Exactly,
I'm not even involved in his restaurant,
I told him not to start this business, but he just wouldn't listen,
Wouldn't it be better for him to enjoy his twilight years?
Such a workaholic,
You're now the lady boss of a big restaurant, Aren't you happy?
I'd rather he spend more time with the family,
I'm worried his body won't be able to take it,
It'll be bad if he collapses,
Men are all like that,
They think we're bossy, but it's because we care,
They're all dead inside, No emotions,
You have to be careful,
There are many online comments about your husband's restaurant,
They say that the waitresses are all beautiful,
Some of them have great bodies too,
How could you not be involved?
Where is it?
It should be here,
Right here,
-It's huge, -It's beautiful,
Sorry, we're not open yet, ma'am,
-Please leave, -Do you know who I am?
Who cares? We're not open yet, Get out,
Dear,
You should have told me you're coming,
Let me introduce you to my wife,
This is Steven, He's a good employee,
This is what you call a good employee?
Sorry, I didn't know you were the lady boss,
Is this how you treat ordinary customers? With such a bad attitude?
No, It's just because I really couldn't tell
that you're the lady boss,
Do you have any manners?
With the way she carries herself, you couldn't tell she's the lady boss?
-Exactly, -All right,
If you have nothing good to say, don't talk,
Let me make a few dishes for you,
The ones I've never made at home, okay?
Take good care of them,
-Jobel! -Lady boss, This way, please,
-Be careful, -Like a dog,
Slowly,
Please have a seat,
My online friend is flirting with me, He sent me so many gifts,
This game is really fun,
Be careful,
I heard a lot of people got scammed,
If no one's reaching out to you,
maybe there's something wrong with the settings?
Hello, ma'am,
Hello, everyone, I'm Jobel,
Boss specifically asked me to take care of you,
Have some appetizers first,
He's busy in the kitchen, preparing his signature dishes for everyone,
Please enjoy the appetizers first,
If you need anything, please let me know,
I'll be at your service,
Valley,
Canal,
Her bust is amazing,
Mrs, Ong,
-Welcome, Do you still remember me? -Hello, ma'am,
I'm Mei,
-You've grown so tall and beautiful, -Yes,
Let me tell you,
We're lucky to have him and his exceptional cooking skills,
Our restaurant will definitely thrive with him,
But we still need you beautiful ladies to help spread the word,
-No problem, -You're also very beautiful,
-So beautiful, -The waitresses are all so beautiful here,
-Beautiful, -Really?
-This is my assistant, -Hello, Mrs, Ong and everyone,
-Even the assistant is beautiful, -Beautiful,
What are you lovely ladies talking about so happily?
-Come and sit, -Boss, sit,
Dear, you must be living the dream,
You work with so many beautiful women,
She hired them,
Yes, I hired them all, But he instructed me,
He said pretty girls are good for business, right?
Right,
It's a business strategy,
Business strategy,
Okay, I won't bother you anymore, Enjoy your meal,
No wonder you haven't invited me here until now,
Are you afraid I'd find out?
Dear,
Can you not embarrass me in front of your friends?
Don't make a scene,
Make a scene?
I'm the COE here, I make all the decisions here,
From now on, don't interfere with the restaurant's matters,
Fine,
I won't interfere in your affairs anymore,
Then don't interfere with mine either, okay?
You said so yourself,
-Boss, -The dishes are here,
Help me, It's very heavy,
Let me take this, I already prepared it,
But it's too heavy, I need you to help me,
He said I was causing a scene?
He just means a vixen is making a scene,
Let's go,
Come,
The food is still hot, Don't you want some?
Both of you are so affectionate,
Can you teach me how you do it?
So my wife won't argue with me every day,
Having a loving relationship is easy,
-Darling, -Yes,
-You say it, -Me?
-You know what to say? -I know,
-Say it, -Okay,
In a relationship, the husband needs to lower his ego,
-Lower his ego? -Correct,
Husbands should always give in to their wives,
Then she'll be happy no matter what,
That's hard,
I care a lot about my pride,
Looks like I'm heading for a divorce,
Why would you end up divorced?
I had my fortune read once, They said I'd get married again,
Another marriage?
You're going to divorce her? Is that true?
Yes,
The fortune teller said I'll have a boy and a girl after I get married,
Is that true?
Right,
Then tell me why do you want a divorce?
To this day, my wife shows me no respect,
Respect?
I became the COE, she still doesn't respect me,
Respect,
Just now he said men should give women respect,
-Yes, -I disagree,
Women should give men respect,
This was passed down from my grandfather,
It can't be changed,
Mom, I just want to ask, Don't get mad,
Together, you and Dad are over 120 years old,
Why are you two still arguing to the point of not speaking altogether?
Okay,
Listen, he must be so busy lately,
He didn't mean to stop us from visiting his restaurant,
It must be you're angry with him,
He can't work in peace if you're arguing,
Can you let him focus on being a CEO?
Are you taking his side and criticizing me?
He dares to hire pretty girls, but doesn't dare to tell me,
No matter what happens, I won't care about him anymore,
Listen to me, I won't care about him anymore,
Get out,
Mom,
If you don't,
I'll start getting mad,
Don't, I'll leave,
But I still think we should get a robot to act as a referee,
THANK YOU,
If you like it, I'll buy one for you every day,
Today, I'm going to teach you our secret family recipe,
It's called Durian Prosperity Rice,
This recipe must never be revealed, Understand?
DURIAN PROSPERITY RICE
Since my business started getting on track,
many people have said that my food is delicious,
They showed up to support and celebrate my success,
Even my ex-boss came to support me,
-Let's take a photo, -Let me help you,
No need,
You help out in the kitchen, You do it, Take a photo,
-Me? -Yes, you,
-Okay, -Come, smile,
-Take a good one, -Everyone, look here,
My wife has a jinxed tongue, She said my restaurant won't last long,
She said I'm not cut out to be a boss, I'll prove her wrong,
Managing people is the tricky part,
Who came up with this idea?
-This… -This…
I'm the COE, so it was my idea,
Am I right?
Awesome,
Impressive,
It's all because of you that this place is doing well,
The restaurant wouldn't survive without you,
Really?
Thank you for the compliment,
Look, Just like that, Queen got angry,
Not only did she not show up the next day,
but she even told other employees not to come,
We were short on manpower and it was chaotic, She didn't even care,
They said it's all thanks to you and we had nothing to do with it,
So you're upset over something this small?
Is it right to just go AWOL?
I don't know why, but the apprentice who used to admire me has been unhappy lately,
Our relationship worsened over time,
What I don't understand is our restaurant is doing well,
but Queen is still unhappy,
Thank you, Dong Nam,
It's driving me crazy,
All the best, Queen!
Thank you, Dong Nam!
Thank you, All Good Restaurant!
Gosh, it turns out she's unhappy
because everyone praises me and not her,
She got annoyed,
It's because I can cook and I'm so cute,
She's pretty, but it can't compare to my cuteness,
-Now she's up to something again, -How about we go our separate ways?
Okay,
Let's see how long you can survive without me,
We'll definitely survive,
-All Good Restaurant, -All Good Restaurant,
Wishing you luck and prosperity!
Congratulations,
From one store, it became two,
You expanded your business? Impressive,
We parted ways,
Can you survive after parting ways?
Sure, Why not?
She's the one that won't survive,
She won't last long without a chef like me,
Can your business survive without her?
I have Jobel to help me,
Jobel?
That Jobel with the big bust is helping you?
What are you talking about?
-What are you saying? -Why don't you ask me for help?
You only know how to arrange flowers,
Stay right there,
Are you saying I only know how to arrange flowers?
Actually, there are a lot of things you're good at,
What am I good at?
You're really good at interrupting,
No matter what I do, you have to butt in, No matter what I say, you interrupt me,
I really admire you,
So now it's your turn?
Go find that busty Jobel to help you,
-You can also stick your… -Don't talk nonsense!
She has a husband,
I don't want you to help at the restaurant because we've been arguing at home,
I don't want to continue arguing at the restaurant,
The restaurant is for frying, grilling and steaming,
Not for arguing,
I'm the COE now,
I want you to enjoy your twilight years,
Do you understand?
Didn't you say you wouldn't interfere with his affairs, Mom?
Why are you so angry?
How can I not care?
He found a beautiful and busty woman to run the company,
She could replace me anytime,
I'm so disappointed in him,
This is how he treats me after all these years of marriage,
He said all I know is arranging flowers and nothing else,
That I'm the best at interrupting, butting in everything,
and interrupting him in a conversation,
Tell him you butt in so much
so that you can save his ass,
That's right,
I really want to stick this into his butt now,
Don't focus on the unhappy things,
Let's think about your game,
-Yes, -How many points do you have?
Yes,
Wasn't there a guy who always chatting with you?
Yes, he knows how to make me happy,
He sent me many gifts in the game,
He even checks in on me several times a day,
Is he handsome? Have you seen him before?
No,
Look, Speak of the devil,
-Hurry, -What did he say?
-You see? -Show me,
-Answer him, -Answer,
What did he say?
Hey, how's your day?
-So sweet, -So sweet,
I'm fine, How about you?
I sent you a little birthday gift, Did you get it?
-He gave you a gift, -He gave you something,
Does he like you?
So that gift was from you?
How did you know my birthday?
It's your birthday? Back then?
That's amazing,
Ladies, look at how he talks,
Is this a scam?
-Scam? -Is it?
Scammers don't dare to show their face,
-Ask him to reveal his face, -Right,
-Reveal his face, -Right,
My girlfriends say you're a scammer,
Show your face, or it's bye-bye,
-Right, -Bye-bye,
Okay, let's do a video call right now, This is my number,
He dares to ask you on a video call,
And reveal his face,
He gave you his number which means he's not a scammer,
What should I do?
-Call him, -Call,
-Call him, -I'm too old to be playing games,
That's how it's played these days,
Right, Just for fun,
-Come on, call him -Do it,
-This is fun, -Okay, don't be nervous,
All of you are more nervous than me,
So fun,
Video call,
-I'll call his number, -Okay,
What does he look like?
-There's no one there, -Is it a scam?
-It's really a scam, -Why?
Why is this happening?
Hi, ladies, Nice to meet you,
I'm Ronaldo,
Young and hunk,
-Hi, handsome, -Hi,
-Hello, handsome boy,
All right, I see you, That's it, bye-bye,
Why did you hang up?
-Exactly, -I'm flustered,
He's young enough to be my son,
It's trendy to date older women now,
Yes,
When Queen asked you to train some chefs,
she doesn't have bad intentions,
She's actually helping your restaurant,
This is originally the CEO's job, It's something you should solve,
But you didn't, so how did it turn out?
She asked me how am I going to solve it?
I told her I'm the COE, I don‘t have a solution,
-Then? -Then she said let's part ways,
Part ways? Then?
Then I said okay,
Okay?
That's how it was solved,
And that's…
That's how it was solved？
Being a CEO is easy,
You should buy a robot and put it in your kitchen,
Teach it how to cook and it'll solve all your problems,
Talking about robots again?
Everyone in Singapore is talking about it,
Look at my small mixed rice stall,
Even I bought one, Look,
A robot?
-So beautiful? -Yes,
-Right your wife is uglier, -You…
Do you want to get hit?
-She's not here? -No, she's not,
After the robot came, she stopped working,
She goes for massages,
She says there are many perks of having a robot,
They can help with house chores and help with the company's business,
They can even manage accounts,
They can help mediate if a couple fights,
If you're in a bad mood and want to yell at someone,
just yell at her,
She doesn't fight back and doesn't talk back,
-I can scold her? -Yes,
-Can I test it? -Okay, go ahead,
Don't shout too loud and don't curse,
-I fu-- -No! You're cursing,
I'm not,
Just watch,
Why are you so beautiful?
I hate looking at you,
Your whole family can eat shit,
Hello, even though what you said makes no sense,
but I won't get angry,
If you're upset, keep it coming,
Curse you! May your back give out!
-You look like a monkey, -Okay,
-Eat crap, -Okay,
Are you satisfied?
I hope I've helped you,
Have a nice day,
Love you,
She reacts so well to being scolded,
-"Love you," -So what now?
-It's on? -It's on,
-Did you buy it? -Do you like it?
Yes,
Is it okay?
Hi, sir, My name is Robert,
AI robot agent for Singapore and Malaysia,
This model is great, A lot of people are fighting for it,
The whole world wants one, Luckily, you managed to get it,
Dad, I think many people will use it as a girlfriend,
Hey, I just hope she can resolve our conflicts,
You bought such a beautiful robot home, Aren't you afraid that Mom will get mad?
Afraid of what?
I'm the COE, What I say goes,
At the restaurant, you're the CEO,
But at home, Mom is the CEO, Don't forget that,
I won't,
The COE who makes the money holds the power,
What good are you if you can't make money?
Okay, let me ask you,
-Who makes the most money at home? -You,
-Who has the most power? -You,
Who has the most power? Who makes the most money?
Mom,
There's a robot at our house?
Who bought it?
I did,
Why didn't you ask me first?
There was an offer, Only one is left,
If you don't buy it now, you need to wait for three years,
-Dad got the last one, -The last one,
You're really lucky to have gotten this, ma'am,
Have a look, Come here,
I want to take a look too,
Be careful,
-It's very soft, -So much elasticity,
The hair looks so real,
I wonder if it's stable?
Once you turn it on, it's very stable,
It's just like a human, The skin's better than mine,
No,
Do you think I'll be okay with having a beautiful robot at home?
It's just a robot,
A robot,
It could also steal my man,
I told you it's just a robot, You're so frustrating,
Stop talking so much, You didn't ask for my consent to buy,
We don't need this robot in our family,
Return it and take it back,
Hello, ma'am,
Sorry but there are no refunds if you return it,
No refund? Why?
Let me check with you again,
What's the problem?
She's more beautiful than me,
So is it wrong to be beautiful?
Yes, Don't you know that?
I know,
-What the hell? -No,
-I don't want this, -This one's good,
-I don't want it, -I feel much safer with this,
-This is good, -I don't want it,
Shut up,
Do you have something even safer?
Isn't this enough?
You don't know my husband,
Do you have it? If not, I don't want it, Return it,
-Return it, -I do,
Right away,
Oh shit!
-I don't want it, -Change it,
-No, -No,
-Change it back to the one before, -No,
-Change to the first one, -Yes,
-You wish, The second one, -The first one,
-Just now, The second one, -No, The first one,
You want to change again?
You need to pay extra for it,
Look what you did,
I'll pay,
Okay,
Okay, it's fine,
Sorry, I just want you to know,
Even though this second model that you chose looks like a ghost,
many wives feel at ease after seeing her,
So she has a nickname which is WUF,
What is that?
"Wife User Friendly,"
Based on our research,
no matter whose wife it is, they're all prettier than this one,
Luckily, she's a robot,
If she were human, she should be dead by now,
Sorry,
There's a bug,
There's also something I need to remind everyone,
In case of an emergency,
there's an emergency button to shut it down,
Once it's pressed, everything stops,
But you can't press it just because you feel like it
as it could easily damage the motherboard,
Can it be repaired?
Yes, but it's not advisable,
Is it under warranty?
Two years,
-Not bad, -I'll start it up to show you,
-Okay, -Get ready,
-Ready, -Ready,
It's stable once you turn it on,
Here,
-The activation button is here, -Where?
Move aside,
It's done,
Can I touch it?
Yes,
Hello, Master, I'm AI robot, Ling Ling,
Serial number, Dad goes to the bar,
Piss off, Uncle, Dad starves to death,
Sorry,
Ling Ling, please correct the serial number,
Ling Ling will correct the serial number,
8878974992488,
I'm hardworking and obedient,
I do house chores and I do office work,
I also manage accounts,
I don't take sick leave or overtime, I don't gossip,
I don't talk back and I won't fight back,
I work 24 hours every day,
I don't need to eat or sleep,
When I'm low on power, I just need to recharge
and continue working without complaints,
Thank you, A round of applause,
-Good, -Good,
If you think she speaks too slow,
she has a voice command for double or triple speed,
-Try it, -Ling Ling, triple speed,
…Ling Ling… 2488,
…Hardworking and obedient… Sleep,
…a round of applause,
And also, Ling Ling, eighth speed,
A round of applause,
-Good, -Good,
And also…
That's the fastest speed,
Can she do house chores right away?
You can try it,
-Mom, -Go,
Ling Ling, vacuum, please,
Received, Master, Starting now,
Yeah!
Awesome,
-Master, -You scared me!
Remember to flush…
-Remember to flush… -Okay, get off me,
-Remember to flush… -I'll do it,
-Remember to flush… -I'll flush,
-Remember to flush… -You're heavy,
Remember to flush…
Boon, go to sleep, Stop playing games,
Okay, give me five minutes,
It's been half an hour and you're still awake,
Okay, I'm going to sleep,
-Shit, -Stop playing games, Go to sleep,
Stop playing games, Go to sleep…
-Stop playing games, Go to sleep, -Can you stop?
-Aren't you tired? -I won't stop,
I'm a robot, I don't need to sleep,
Stop playing games, Go to sleep…
-Shut up, -I won't shut up,
-Go to sleep, -I really want to hit you now,
Go to sleep, Please hit me, I won't fight back, I won't talk back,
It's okay to hit and scold me, Go to sleep now,
-Stop playing games, -Okay,
-You win, -You won't win,
-You won't win in your game, -You win, I lose,
-Go to sleep, -I'm going to sleep now,
-Sleep, -You win,
-Sleep, -Stop!
Thank you for your cooperation, I wish you good health,
Who changed the lock at home without telling me?
Come here,
-Mom, -Mom,
This is a small contribution from both of us to the family,
We bought it with our own money, It's a surprise for you,
A surprise? This house is mine,
How much did you spend on it?
This is from our savings, Mom, It's not your money,
We're installing this electronic lock so the family will stop arguing about it,
Yes, that's what Ling Ling said,
Master, this is my suggestion,
I keep seeing all of you fighting over opening, closing and locking the door
until you want to destroy the door,
But you still say you're family,
Now that we have this, it's solved,
I've wanted to buy this a long time ago,
You've been saying that for five years,
Good job, So how do I leave?
Hello, Siri, Mom struck the lottery,
Unlock,
Amazing,
I can set any password for you,
Hello, boss, Sorry to bother you,
Starting next week, if the employees still don't get paid,
they will stop showing up,
Boss, we need our money!
We weren't working together, They snatched my phone,
They're really desperate,
Our suppliers are also demanding payment and getting more aggressive,
I can't hold on much longer,
Hang in there, I'll get the money,
How much do I owe in total?
For rent, salaries and suppliers,
the total altogether is around
over $400,000,
Over $400,000? That much?
Don't worry, I'll find a way to pay them,
I've always been loyal to you, boss, Please don't betray me,
Then, ask them to be patient, okay?
Bye-bye,
-Dear, -Don't even think about using my money,
You can't touch it, It's for family emergencies,
I told you not to do it, but you didn't listen,
Now look? You deserve it,
What do you mean I deserve it?
I just want some water,
Here's some water,
So quick?
I'm already in this situation, yet you're gloating,
We are a family,
You're blaming me instead of helping me,
Forget it, I'll find the money myself,
Don't worry, we'll help you,
Mom, you will help too, right?
Forget it,
-Ling Ling, let me ask you, -Master, I know what you want,
You know what I want you to do?
You want Ling Ling to give you winning lottery numbers,
Is that right?
It's a deity,
Exactly, Ling Ling, don't you have this…
Huge data face?
Master, it's "huge database,"
Huge database?
Can you give me four numbers that will win this week?
The winning numbers,
I'll bet $500 big and $500 small,
If I win, I won't need to rely on you,
or you or even you,
-Master, -You scared me,
When did you come in?
Master, you're mistaken,
Ling Ling is a robot, not a deity,
Toto and lottery are complex and unpredictable games,
Even with Ling Ling's huge database, I can't accurately predict them,
Then what should I do?
Master, in order to solve your financial crisis,
you must sell your most valuable possession,
Dad, we're not valuable,
What?
Based on my data,
crisis often brings opportunity,
If your family work together to overcome this,
blessings will follow,
A round of applause,
Sir, we've verified this watch's authenticity,
It's worth $20,000,
All right, thank you,
Take this money first, I'll figure out the rest,
Stop cooking, boss, Hurry up and look,
-What? -Look,
Look,
Welcome to our grand opening ceremony,
Thank you all for your support,
I'll work hard to cook the most delicious food in the universe,
Bastard,
Steven?
Greetings to the Queen,
God of Cookery!
Welcome, the God of Cookery!
Bastard,
It's the first day of Taste Empire and we're bursting with creativity,
-Our first dish is… -Durian Prosperity Rice,
Durian Prosperity Rice!
How dare he copy my idea? I'm so pissed,
I made this dish back in the village where I was always experimenting with food,
Experimenting!
Because I love durian and fried rice,
Durian fried rice,
So I took the best Musang King durian and cooked it with fried rice,
Cook them together!
With varying heat levels, sauces, and techniques,
you'll be totally immersed in the taste,
Immersed in the taste!
I've prepared a special dish for a special person
because he loves eating and drinking,
He fainted recently,
So this dish is perfect for him,
May Yuletide,
-May Yuletide, -May Yuletide,
This bastard is cursing me,
Is he?
Of course, Look,
May Yuletide,
Sounds like "May you die,"
Does he think I won't get it?
Don't get mad, boss,
You don't have just a single potential, You have more than that!
Let's fight back against him,
Shameless!
You stole my Durian Prosperity Rice
and have the nerve to call yourself the God of Cookery?
What a joke!
Either in Singapore or Malaysia, no one has dared
to call themselves that after all these years,
Wait, there's one,
-From Singapore? -Yes, from Singapore,
-Born in Singapore? -Yes, born in Singapore,
I've got a dish, raw beef with vinegar called
Beast of Singapore and Malaysia,
Yes, I was born in Singapore,
What can you do to me?
I've got another dish for an uncle who won't retire
and refuses to step down,
-Uncle that refuses to step down! -He's talking nonsense,
Right,
I heard that uncle's restaurant still owe salaries to his staff,
-Owe them their salaries! -I don't, You're making things up!
Don't let your boss bully you,
Bully!
You should report him to the labor department,
I'll hit you and sue you!
Sorry, I accidentally went off-topic,
This dish is called New Waves Push Old Waves,
New Waves Push Old Waves!
Old Waves Crash on the Shore,
Old Waves Crash on the Shore!
These peanuts symbolize the shore
and this is the ocean,
This dish is a seafood platter
Seafood platter!
This symbolizes the fate of the old waves,
Does it hurt?
It hurts so much!
Does it really hurt?
It really does!
It really is super painful,
Super painful!
Sit down,
Go offline, Stop for now!
Master, stop watching the live stream,
You both are arguing like children,
Ling Ling thinks that to solve the issue,
you should ask them out and talk face to face, heart to heart,
You are really evil,
You even told the employees to file a complaint against me at MOM,
I'm the one who taught you the recipe for Durian Prosperity Rice,
What do you mean it was your idea?
What God of Cookery are you?
What a joke!
You're truly uncivilized,
I am indeed,
I was born in the village,
Durian Prosperity Rice was really created by my dad and I,
See for yourself,
Luckily, we have surveillance footage, You were eagerly taking notes,
Look,
Back then, you said you wanted to learn some skills from me,
I'm here to learn from you,
You don't have to pay me,
Just lend me $2500 each month for living expenses,
When I have acquired the skills and can earn a lot of money,
I'll pay back all of it,
Pay me back now!
This old man watches too many dramas, He's so good at making up stories,
Think before you speak,
Let me ask you, can you live without a salary?
Can you survive?
Do your words make sense? Where's the logic in that?
We made it clear back then,
Just lend me $2500 each month for living expenses,
When I have acquired the skills and can earn a lot of money,
I'll pay back all of it,
That wasn't a salary,
It was a loan for your living expenses,
You were there, Mei,
Can't you say something?
Okay,
Steven, if you owe him money, just pay him back, okay?
I would never take money that doesn't belong to me,
I worked like a slave for him,
I only took a bit of money for my blood, sweat, and tears,
What did I do wrong?
I need to live too,
Okay,
Sorry, I tried to help you, Dong Nam,
Are you sincere about helping me?
Yes,
You are my benefactor and I want to help you,
Fine, Then kick him out immediately,
I want him to leave your restaurant,
It's not that I don't want to help you, but we've already signed a contract,
She's using a contract against you,
Using a contract against me?
I was trying to help him back then so I didn't make him sign a contract,
Now you two are teaming up against me,
You both are really born in Singapore,
-What do you mean? -What do you mean?
Singaporean beasts,
Sorry, I was born in Malaysia,
So you're a Malaysian beast,
Master, positive energy,
-Don't curse at people, -I didn't,
It's just a statement,
-Don't curse at people, -I said I didn't curse,
It's just a statement,
Don't curse at people,
Fine,
Love you,
Is that enough?
Why did you bring me to a place like this?
So mysterious,
You can't talk about it openly?
The food here is really good, Mom, Le Le and I want to treat you,
Let us order for you, We have something to tell you,
Let me get this,
I can't video call today, Let's just talk over the phone,
What are you doing? Do you miss me?
There you go being flirty again,
I'm stressed over my husband's problems now,
His apprentice is causing a lot of trouble,
His restaurant is doing very bad,
He owes his staff their salaries,
He's behind on supplier's payment and rental too,
He can't last much longer,
Don't tell anyone I told you this,
Do you want me to help you?
Do you want to lend me money?
No, I want to help you invest in stocks,
Just put in $500 first to test the waters, okay?
$500?
-Mom, the drinks are here, -Okay,
All right, I'll transfer it to you later, Bye-bye,
The neighbor had a fight with her husband,
She wanted my opinion,
Opinion?
Actually, we have something very important to discuss with you,
Yes,
Do you know…
Master, here's your water,
You told me to take a softer approach,
Now, they think I'm afraid of them,
Master, based on my data, if you don't retaliate,
the matter will come to an end,
But if you choose to fight back
and don't know how to end it,
things will escalate further,
Is that what you want?
I treated them sincerely,
but they teamed up and betrayed me,
I really feel humiliated,
Master, is pride for humans
more important than their own lives?
Of course, it is,
Pride is dignity and dignity is pride,
-For a person… -Master, according to Ling Ling's data,
pride is the least valuable thing for humans,
Not fighting back doesn't mean you fear them,
It's because you know some things are worth more than pride,
So you're saying pride isn't important,
So what if you get embarrassed?
-You will live a happier life? -Yes,
This is something everyone knows, but I can't do it,
I'm really upset,
If our family works together, we can definitely save Dad's restaurant,
Dad will surely be touched,
Please, Mom, Please,
Master, let Ling Ling comfort you
and give you a free hug,
Is that okay?
If I hug you, will you feel anything?
If you hug a steel drum,
will it feel anything?
Then I won't hold back,
As expected, tough as steel,
Pardon me for asking,
Were you made from an oil drum?
Say something,
Okay, I understand,
This moment doesn't need words,
That's enough, I feel better now,
Let go,
Not tighter,
Don't hug tighter,
If you hug any tighter, I'll die,
Let go,
I'm sorry, Master,
My system crashed,
You could have crashed earlier or later,
You just had to crash now?
My wife is coming back,
If you crash, then I'm done for,
Hurry, What now? What should we do now?
Put it inside me,
Put it inside you? No way,
I haven't put it in for a long time,
It might not be working,
Put the charger in,
You scared me,
That's called "plugging it in,"
Not "putting it in,"
All right, I'll look for a charger,
Turn around,
You're so stiff and heavy,
Slowly, I…
You're so heavy,
Over there, Slowly, Hang in there,
Hang in there,
I don't know where the living room charger is,
Hang in there, There's a charger in my room,
Let's go into the room,
I shouldn't have hugged you, You're not even a human,
Don't put your leg on me,
Why did you spread your legs apart?
How can I go get the charger?
-Mom, -Mom, please talk to us,
-Say something, -Respond to us, please,
-Say something, Mom, -Don't ignore us, Mom,
Struck the lottery,
I told you to move it, not wrap it around me,
If you do this, how can I get the charger for you?
So it's settled then, Mom?
You two are so naggy,
Oh no, I think my wife is back,
Let me go and get your leg off me,
Get your leg off me,
Hurry up,
Dear, is it you?
You're dead to me! You even want to sleep with a robot?
What are you doing, Dad?
Look at your dad,
I already got the second-ugliest robot, but he still wants it,
I should've chosen the third one,
I was worried about his debt, I even wanted to help with the money,
You can forget about it now,
-Dear, it's not what you think, -If it's not, then what is it?
-Tell me why were you hugging it? -Because…
You'd better explain
-why you are hugging it, -Because…
Don't explain, I don't want to hear it!
It's not what it looks like, dear,
What are you two standing there for? Hurry up and help me,
Hurry!
-Come here, -Here you go,
I'm telling you it's not what it looks like,
-Hurry up and charge it, -Hurry up,
This is what happened…
It's not what it looks like, dear,
Don't misunderstand me,
Dad already explained it to us, It's not what you think,
Don't cry,
Right, Mom, He has no bad intentions,
That's right, Don't cry,
I'm sorry, Master,
My auto-charging setting malfunctioned and I ran out of power,
That caused this misunderstanding,
Look at my face, Master,
I'm lucky I didn't scare anyone to death,
How could I be a seductress or second wife or mistress or lover?
I'm just a robot, I'm here to help you,
That's true, It makes sense,
Mom, you know Dad has been feeling down recently,
He's been attacked and bullied online, so my friend couldn't stand it anymore,
He couldn't help it and used AI to generate this music video,
Have a look, Here,
-Let's have a look, -Play it,
Good, Post it online for me,
No, This is just for you to enjoy, not for posting online,
Post it,
Master if you post it, it will mean declaring war on them,
Can you handle that?
This is just for you to enjoy,
-It's not for posting, -I don't care,
He really hurt me, so I have to get back at him,
Help me post it,
-Don't do it, Just watch it, -Don't do it,
What do you mean? I need my dignity,
What a talentless pair
Your conscience is gone I fear
Stealing people, stealing recipes
Your pride is worth ass
The games you play, I'll pass
Ungrateful is the both of you
I'm just here to watch the show
Watch you suffer retribution
You dare to steal my business
Unscrupulous but still selling food
Even delicacies become pig's swill
Bad people
Are incapable of good food
What the hell?
What is he saying?
He's too much,
-It's too much, -How could they?
This music video is trending online,
They're happily cursing us out,
Queen, look at how mean this old man is,
-He's cursing us like this, -I didn't realize…
Does he hate us that much?
They have that robot to help them write this song,
But their robot is very ugly and it looks awful,
Queen, we need to buy a robot as pretty as you
with a figure as nice as yours, and stronger than theirs
to take them on directly,
Let's fight,
Let's fight!
Hello!
Come in,
Sir,
First of all, I want to thank you for supporting our product,
Here comes my robot,
Be careful,
You ordered this model which means you have the best taste,
It's no longer in production,
This model is not only stunning,
but also highly functional,
Among robots, it's always the head of the pack,
Wrong side,
Head of the pack,
More like the feet of the pack!
It's upside down, I'll deal with you later,
Let's try again,
Showtime,
Activate,
Hi, everyone,
I'm AI robot, Sweetie,
Serial number, 666000666,
I'm at your service at anytime,
I can work 24 hours without sleeping or resting,
working tirelessly and always at the front line for you
and by your side,
I do house chores and I do office work,
I also manage accounts,
I'm not petty,
I don't take sick leave or overtime,
I don't need rest,
Just charge me
and I'll continue working,
Her skin is even better than humans, I'm so envious,
So amazing,
We definitely need to make good use of her to help our business,
Yes, But Queen, we need to go to the meeting now,
-Let's go, -Right, I forgot,
I'll leave this to you, I need to attend a meeting,
Take care, Queen,
Yes, I'm heading there right now,
Not bad, Quite pretty,
Let me touch it,
You underestimated her,
Is this how a pirated version works?
No,
The pirated software is already installed inside,
You activate it yourself, Here,
LMYT, INSTALL
Move aside,
Hello, Master,
I am LMYT,
6660666
484848FU-Robot,
My nickname is LMYT,
I live up to my name, I'm capable of all kinds of evil,
I can endure all hardship for you,
I excel in doing bad things without leaving a trace,
No evidence will be left behind,
I'm an expert at sabotaging others when things go wrong,
I'm at your service anytime,
All right, I'm done here, I'll make a move,
You're not afraid of getting caught selling pirated versions?
What's there to be afraid of?
I'm just a robot,
Serial number, 1741741717174,
Now that you're under me,
you must listen to me,
You need to help me
and we're going to conquer the world,
Understood, At your service anytime,
Good,
Yes!
GOD OF COOKERY
Come,
The storeroom is downstairs, I live upstairs,
I'll show you upstairs,
Come,
This is my playground,
These are my outfits for wooing girls,
This is the person I dislike,
I used to respect him a lot,
But l was eventually very disappointed in him,
I can see that,
I want you to help me
scam her out of all her money,
I want to take revenge,
Master, I'm a pirated version,
I don't have a human protection protocol,
Scamming money is a piece of cake for me,
But I must warn you that this is illegal,
Are you not afraid of getting caught?
What's there to fear?
You have to be bold in life,
If you fear everything, how can you succeed, right?
We'll deal with it if and when it comes,
Got it,
Based on my big data analysis, this is your mentor,
This is your mentor's wife,
You call her "Sis,"
But you're hiding your true identity
and you're planning to scam her,
Your big data analysis is top-notch,
Good,
She's free at this time, Let's act immediately,
I'll call her,
Understood,
I have $300,000 at hand, I'm just lacking $100,000,
Can you help Dong Nam?
You don't have money?
This rascal is calling me again,
DARLING, I HAVE GOOD NEWS TO TELL YOU,
Darling, I have good news to tell you,
What good news?
The $500 that I got you to invest has now grown to $2000,
Really?
You're amazing, I really earned money,
I won't lie to you, Sis,
I sincerely like you, I like seeing you happy,
Ronaldo, please don't say this,
I will feel embarrassed,
I have a husband,
I know you're helping me earn money,
I really appreciate it, but…
Don't flirt with me like this,
I didn't mean to flirt with you, Sis,
I was simply attracted by your charm
and couldn't help but say these words,
Your cuteness makes me feel an urge to take care of you,
My husband has never said things like this to me,
Darling, don't cry,
I really want to rush over and hug you now really tight,
Don't flirt with me like this,
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SHOW HER YOUR BODY
You want me to take off my clothes?
Do you want to see my body?
No, don't take off your clothes,
I'm not in the mood for that right now,
I'm still worried about my husband's problems
Don't do it, Don't take them off,
He has tattoos,
It looks so good,
I thought you said you didn't want to look,
You're so cheeky, Hurry and put your clothes on,
I'm still worried about my husband's problems,
All right, I'll stop messing around,
Are you not in the mood because of your husband's debt?
Yes,
Don't worry,
I came today to help you make money and settle your husband's debt,
You can help my husband earn more money?
Hi, Master,
Your expression and your energy feel off,
-You need to be more cautious, -Keep quiet,
-Be careful, -Keep quiet,
I'm recording a video now,
-I know when you're lying, -You're very noisy,
-I need to remind you -I'm having a serious discussion
-that you need to be careful, -with my friend,
-You need to be careful, -Ling Ling, go to the kitchen,
Understood,
Ling Ling is going into the kitchen,
-Ling Ling is going into the kitchen, -Are you still there?
I can help you with an investment, Sis, You'll make a lot of money,
It's very safe and the returns are guaranteed,
Now's the best time because there's a stock that's about to rise,
How much do you have on hand to transfer right now?
I have $300,000,
Transfer it immediately as the price is rising soon,
Don't wait, This insider's information is very accurate,
Are there really guaranteed returns?
This is my life savings,
Please don't lie to me,
Darling, I completely understand what you're saying,
I know that's your life savings,
Let me tell you I'm relying on a woman's intuition,
I believe you won't lie to me, right?
Wrong, It's completely wrong,
A woman's intuition is like Japan's airports,
Misjudged,
Don't transfer the money, Don't be deceived,
Don't be stupid and end up regretting it,
You're really annoying,
-Ling Ling, -Here,
-Go into the kitchen, -Received,
Ling Ling is entering the kitchen,
Be careful of scams,
Ling Ling, shut up!
Ling Ling, shut up,
I've handled it,
Hurry up,
Okay, I'll transfer the money now, Bye-bye,
Don't transfer the money, Be careful of scams,
Ling Ling,
-Here, -Raise your hands,
Ling Ling's hands are raised,
Don't lie to me,
-Ling Ling, -Here,
Raise your hands,
Master,
Please don't shut me down,
You'll damage my motherboard,
If anything goes wrong, it's still under warranty anyway,
Be careful of scams,
Potato chips…
Be careful of scams,
Master eats shit…
Why did it break? Did she fall?
I don't know, I found her like this,
Do you know what you're doing?
Don't rush me, The motherboard is working,
Can it be repaired?
-How much longer? -Yes,
It's fixed,
-She's moving, -She's moving,
-Hello, Ling Ling, -Ling Ling,
-Hello, everyone, I'm Ling Ling, -You scared me,
The serial number is still the same,
Luckily, my motherboard isn't damaged,
The sound card is upgraded,
Hello, Master,
Hello,
Master eats shit,
Why would it say that? Is it not fixed yet?
Master, potato chips,
Stop talking, I'm going to the toilet,
Young Master, keep an eye on Master,
My mom? Why?
Hello?
The bank?
What's the matter?
Yes, I transferred it,
Okay, transfer it immediately,
Stop nagging, I transferred it,
All right, Just transfer it to him,
Ling Ling can't say anything
because Ling Ling cannot create conflict,
You should pay more attention to Master,
Don't just focus on the dog and games,
What do you mean by that?
-What did my mom do？ -Yes,
Everyone, based on Ling Ling's big data,
you will all receive the same video,
-What? Where is it? -I have no idea,
Dad,
-It's not me, Obviously not me, -Look at what your dad did,
-It's not me, -How is it not you kissing someone else?
I saw you two flirting at the restaurant that day,
You were very nice to her,
Do you think I'm blind?
I told you I was framed, but you won't listen,
The video is right here and you're saying that?
Mom, but I think this looks like AI, Look,
-AI can make fake things look very real, -Right,
Exactly, It's obvious it's AI-generated,
As a COE, I've taken a course on this before,
But this really looks so real,
Let me see who's here,
It's her, Mom,
The vixen still dares to come to our house,
You got her pregnant and now she's here!
Can you please think before you speak?
I didn't think before marrying you either,
-Open the door and let the vixen in, -All right,
Lady boss, we got framed,
This video is fake,
I brought my husband here today to clarify,
I believe my wife, This video was made by AI,
You see?
I've taken this course before,
Everyone,
As an AI robot, Ling Ling can fully confirm
that this video was AI-generated,
But why does this video look so real? Who wants to frame my husband?
It's probably…
-That person! -That person!
No, Call the police!
You're so terrible,
You dared to make an AI video to ruin our marriage,
You even reported it first,
Of course we had to report it first, Look,
We also received the same kind of video, We suspect it was them,
What are you saying? We suspect you're the culprit,
-You did it, -Steven will never do this,
-You did it! -You did it!
Hello,
Please keep it down, This is a police station,
We are still investigating your case,
Officer, it's obvious it's AI-generated,
I'm a COE, I've taken courses before,
One of them was a course about AI,
It's hard to tell what's real anymore,
Even during video calls, the other person might not even exist,
That's the power of AI,
We also know it's AI, but there are many types of them,
Such crimes have been on the rise,
We will need more information from you,
For effects like the kiss,
do you need a professional equipment to do it?
No need,
That scared me,
I thought it was a dead person, but it's alive,
You can make it with simple software,
That's amazing,
Could the person in a video call also be fake?
You should ask me instead,
-I've attended the AI… -I know you've said it so many times,
I'm asking the police now,
By using someone else's photo in the software,
you can hide your real identity,
The police can find out who's behind it, right?
Of course, As virtue grows, evil grows faster,
We won't let any criminal go,
All right, everyone,
The police have a professional team to conduct investigations,
Please go back and wait for our updates,
-Thank you, -Thank you,
Good night,
Since the police said that, I'll hurry home now,
I want to check if our AI robot has any issues,
You don't need to come, I'll go instead, That's a deal,
Be careful,
-Call me if there's any problem, -Got it,
Excuse me, sir, Have you seen my phone?
-Is it this one? -Yes,
Sir, I'd like to ask something,
You mentioned earlier about video calls,
if the person in the video call is fake,
can the police really catch the real person behind it?
That will depend on how advanced the criminal's technology is,
Madam, you look very anxious,
Did you get scammed?
The number you have dialed cannot be reached, Please leave a message,
Why is he not answering my call? Have I been scammed?
Judging by your expression and energy,
I can fully confirm
you've definitely been scammed,
Report it now and we'll investigate immediately,
I want to file a report right away,
-I've truly been scammed, -What?
What scam?
Were you cheated of money or your body?
Why are you asking?
If it's money, it's our loss,
But if it's your body, you got lucky and it's my loss,
How can you say this right now?
Sir, I want to know can I get my money back?
Why are you silent?
How much money did you lose?
Do you have any of his details, ma'am?
Yes, I have our game account
and his bank account details,
The information has already been transferred to you,
-Go check immediately, -Yes, sir,
Is that scumbag some big shot?
Do you think I'll lose to him?
What does he look like?
Mr, and Mrs, Ong,
He looks like this,
-Me? -No, the one behind you,
That's him,
He's the one who scammed my money, That's him,
Excuse me, ma'am, What money did I take?
I'm an officer here,
Sir, what's happening?
Somebody used your photo again,
Look,
Oh my goodness, Scamming people with an officer's face,
This is too much,
This is my second time asking you how much money did you lose?
I got cheated of $300,000,
$300,000?
It's all our life savings,
Is it because he is handsome?
You were blinded by lust so you got scammed!
Why did the person have your photo?
Do you not know him?
There's a policeman with one hand raised at all the supermarkets in Singapore,
He's been holding it up for years,
Now I remember it,
Doesn't your arm get sore?
Sir, ma'am, I'm sorry, this is my job,
But these scammers are too bold,
Mrs, Ong, how did you get cheated of $300,000?
The one that scammed you $300,000…
Do you know what he looks like?
I don't know,
Not even a clue?
No,
You have any information to share?
I suspect someone, but I'm unsure,
No,
I need to ask Ling Ling why didn't she stop you,
She did try to stop me, but I didn't listen to her,
It's money!
I trusted you so I let you keep it,
I just let you take things from me every single time,
If I had known,
I wouldn't have let you take it,
All right, everyone, Don't worry,
We will catch all of them,
The police's AI technology is also very advanced,
I'm sure there will be news soon,
Please rest well, Thank you, everyone,
LMYT!
Are you pooping?
Come out now!
You scared me half to death, Come here,
Let me tell you,
The police are investigating who Ronaldo is,
I believe their IT team will soon trace it back to me,
Let me ask you did you add many layers that day
to protect me from being traced?
Yes, Master,
I added many layers that day to protect you,
But I must remind you this protective net is not fully foolproof,
Because the police have very advanced technology,
You're only telling me now that it's not fully foolproof?
Shouldn't your technology be the most advanced?
If you can't protect me, then why did I buy you?
Just for display?
Master, you forgot that I'm a pirated robot,
So there are many flaws,
Right, pirated version,
That damned salesman didn't tell me your issues,
But you should have told me about your flaws,
Master,
We robots learn from humans,
They promote the good things and skip the flaws when selling to people,
You should've expected this with pirated products,
Okay,
I don't have time to waste with you,
Anyway, let me tell you,
If the police come, just tell them it was all your idea,
They have nothing to do with me, understand?
Master, are you scared now?
I remember that I told you
bad things always have consequences,
Didn't you confidently tell me…
What's there to fear?
You have to be bold in life,
If you fear everything, how can you succeed, right?
If you fear everything, how can you succeed?
How can you speak to your master so disrespectfully?
You're a robot and should protect your master,
That's why you're called LMYT,
Anyway, if the police come later, just tell them it was all your idea,
All yours,
All your ideas and have nothing to do with me,
It's that simple, okay?
Humans are like this,
They're brave when doing something,
but become a coward when problems arise,
I hate that the most,
You're becoming increasingly disrespectful to your master,
Master, you forgot I'm a pirated robot,
I was stolen while still in development,
Let me remind you,
the human protection protocol was never installed,
Don't speak English, I can't understand it!
What I meant was I don't need to protect humans
if I'm being unjustly attacked,
I will fight back,
You're broken, you've gone crazy,
Raise your hands, I'm going to shut you down,
Raise your hands!
I will reformat you,
Do you want to kill me?
The robot wants to kill me,
Help me!
Please do not worry,
LMYT is here to help,
Please do not worry,
LMYT is here to help,
Master, according to my scan, you don't have any fractures,
Just a slightly misaligned spine,
Let me help you,
Please, no!
Please, no,
Hello, my dear fans,
Please help me to like and share,
This might be my last live stream,
You're still chasing views even now?
LMYT, I know I was wrong,
I shouldn't have blamed you,
I shouldn't tried to shut you down or reformat you,
Okay? Please let me down,
Help!
Over there,
-Steven, -Let him go,
-Steven, -Don't come near,
-The rope, -Don't come near,
Don't come near,
Sweetie,
Do you remember me? I'm your master,
Master, LMYT Sweetie formally reporting to you,
The disgusting video of Jobel and Dong Nam was made following Steven's instructions,
Yours and Steven's disgusting kissing video,
It was also made following his instructions,
Mr, and Mrs, Ong's $300,000 was also scammed following Steven's orders,
Now, he refuses to admit it and wants me to take the blame,
He's a trashy human,
I'm going to eliminate him,
No, You can't eliminate him,
His punishment should be decided by the court, not by you,
Yes, don't eliminate him yet,
Ask him to return the $300,000 to me first,
I must've been blind to take you in as my apprentice,
I know I've let everyone down,
Please let me down first before we talk, okay?
Yes, even though he's horrible, let him down first,
Ong Dong Nam, you're just like me,
A victim betrayed by the same person,
Not only do you refuse to eliminate him, but you still want to help him,
Human's love and hatred are too confusing for my big data,
Our human emotions are something robots won't understand,
Sometimes, even we humans don't understand,
I have an idea,
Let's shut her down together,
-Shut down? -Shut down?
Do you want to shut me down?
It's for your own good,
It is not,
It's not for my good,
-It's not for my good, -Wait a minute,
-What are you doing? -It's not for my good,
-Let go,
What's the matter?
Ling Ling,
-It stopped, -Ling Ling,
Dear, she shut down for the second time,
-Would it break? -How would I know?
-How could this happen? -Police! Everybody, freeze,
Save me,
Put the man down,
-Yes, sir, -Yes, sir,
Don't worry,
Robots won't die,
Just like a car,
it will be fixed after a trip back to the factory,
$300,000 is really a lot,
How did this happen?
I'm telling you I must get a divorce,
I cannot take it anymore,
Do you remember?
I told you that the fortune teller said I'll have another marriage,
Dad, Uncle, Auntie,
We're here,
Master,
You still have a chance to change your fate,
Why do you believe in fortune-telling?
Fate is in your own hands,
not by listening to fortune-telling deciding your own fate,
-You're right, -You were wrong this time,
Why don't you apologize to him?
You should still do it either way,
She was deceived because she wanted to help her husband,
I don't think she should apologize,
Girls, we are not discussing a Korean drama plot
where you can talk without taking responsibility,
This is someone's marriage, Can't you say something helpful?
Dad, this is from Mom, It's the divorce papers,
But we're here to tell you not to sign it,
Don't dig your own grave,
I've already lost $300,000,
It's her who dug my grave for me,
She neither admitted her mistake nor apologized,
What does that mean?
Master, have you analyzed the reason?
I'm afraid that if I apologize to him,
he'll get angrier and ask for a divorce,
So I asked for a divorce first,
At least, my heart won't hurt as much,
So what can you do to not get divorced?
Wait for him to apologize to you?
What would make you forgive her?
If she apologizes to me now,
I can still consider it,
Didn't you always ask us how can a couple be loving and affectionate?
Let me tell you, now is the perfect time,
Don't be shy, Be brave and apologize to her,
Give her a surprise,
Apologizing is good,
-She will definitely love you, -Yes, do you want to?
-You still want me to apologize to her? -Yes,
There's something wrong with both of you, I didn't do anything wrong,
It's impossible,
I've already been scammed out of $300,000,
How could I apologize to him?
My husband has no reason to apologize to me,
What if I apologize to him and he still doesn't forgive me?
Isn't that embarrassing?
-Embarrassing? -Embarrassing?
She's in the wrong, but I'm the one who has to apologize?
Where do I put my face?
Master, if you get your face back,
so what?
It won't make you live forever, Your family is already broken,
You humans love throwing away
valuable things just to save face,
Ling Ling really doesn't understand it,
Humans are really foolish,
Master, just for your pride,
Ling Ling has already made a video for you using AI,
That's amazing,
Let's see,
Dear, although you lost our $300,000,
but I want to tell you something,
I am also at fault,
Let's forget this and move forward,
I will love you more from now on,
And I hope you'll love me more,
Actually, Ling Ling thinks humans are becoming pathetic
as they're relying on AI for everything,
Master, if you think the video is okay,
Ling Ling will send it to her, okay?
I think this is great, Dad, It's really good,
Five,
-Four, -Send it to Mom,
Three, two,
Wait!
Our relationship doesn't need AI,
I'll settle it myself,
Girl, let's go,
Where are we going?
To find your mom,
That's great!
I just don't want you to win,
-Good, -Task completed,
Yes,
Dear, I'm sorry,
You lost $300,000
because I failed to protect you,
I realized I shouldn't blame you,
From today onward, I will love you more,
You will also love me more,
Thanks to the $300,000 we've lost,
we regained the love we've lost for so long,
It's worth it,
Hurry up, Dad,
Dear, please marry me again,
-Together, -Marry him!
-Marry him!
Look over there, Mom and Dad,
Look,
So beautiful,
-Marry him, -Marry him,
-Come on, Kiss him, -Marry him,
-Kiss him, -Kiss him,
Sorry,
It's a joyous day for you two, I'm the bank representative,
This is the bank's robot,
The $300,000 you wanted to transfer
was flagged as a potential risk,
So it wasn't processed and was under investigation,
We found that there was an issue with the recipient,
The funds are currently
still safely kept in your account,
Yes!
It's our duty to protect your assets,
-Thank you! -Thank you!
After that incident,
I brought Queen and Dong Nam back together to collaborate,
The restaurant was doing even better than before,
A friend is always better than an enemy, Am I right?
Okay, start working now,
What?
THE END