Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
Once upon a time, Snow White wanted to rip off some bears,
but these bears are way too smart for that,
Hold on, I'm getting ahead of myself,
Mmm!
Hmm!
Hmm,
Huh?
Who sneezed?
I came running as soon as I heard,
To clean the snot from my snout?
No, silly bear, to take care of you,
I'm Snow White,
Taking care of woodland creatures is what I do,
Oh, you have a fever,
Just look at this thermometer, which is definitely not a stick I painted red,
How sick is he, Snow?
On a scale of one to should we decide who gets to eat his potatoes?
I'm first!
No, he'll be fine,
He just needs to spend the day in his beddy-weddy,
But I have to worky-erky,
No, you're not working today,
A day without work?
That's like having a butt without scratching it,
Yeah, I can't just stay in bed, no matter how--
Ooh,
Oh,
But, uh, if he stays in bed, who'll cover his shift at the mine?
Hmm, I know a guy,
Hiya,
To the mine!
Well, uh, goodbye, Bro-- Uh, oh,
Here comes the carriage, Cloppity-cloppity-clop,
Ah,
Oh, good bear,
Hmm, This dwarf had better be able to dig,
Okay, so he can dig,
Dig? He's doing the work of at least seven bears,
So what do we do?
I wouldn't mind going home and being pampered like Brother,
Yeah!
But we're not sick,
Yeah,
So, let's get sick,
Come on, brothers, I know who can help,
Let me get this straight, You want me to use magic to make you sick?
So, can you do it?
Can I do it?
Ha! Can wormwood brewed with tail of newt cure ringworm?
-Mm-mm, -This'll do the trick,
What is this? A get-well-soon basket?
Nope, it's a get-sick-soon basket,
Eating each piece of this basket's cursed fruit
will give you a new magical ailment,
Yeah!
Let's get sick!
Mm-mm,
Mmm!
Hmm?
Huh?
I don't feel so good,
Ouch, Ooh, Ee,
-Stop! -Hmm?
Brother! Uh, sorry,
You never eat an apple from a witch,
That's like a fairy tale basic,
You mean this, a Sky Potato?
Oh, right,
The whole fall asleep for a hundred years thing,
Mm-hmm,
-Ew, -Yuck,
All that's left are these, but we bears hate carrots,
-We do this for the pampering! -For the pampering!
Ah…
To the mine!
Ah, this…
…is the life,
Brothers,
Snow, my paws are chilly,
One hot water bottle coming up,
Hmm?
Hmm…
I have to say, I'm feeling much better than before
when I only sneezed that one time,
What are you doing? Enjoy the pampering, Brother,
More soup, please,
Hmm?
I'd kind of like to get back to work,
And after two days in bed…
…my legs could use a stretch,
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo--
Huh?
Hiya,
Hmm,
Doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo
Hi there, fellas,
Sorry, bub, Can't let you in,
Bub?
Why not? That's our mine,
Correction, Was your mine,
Great Crystal Potato!
You dwarfs aren't helping us mine, You've taken over our mine!
And your branding is terrible,
Brothers!
Dwarfs! Mine! Branding!
Oh, you still sound sick, sweetie, Let's get you back into bed,
No! No more beddy-weddy,
The dwarfs have taken over our mine!
What?
Uh… Oh, really?
No way, Weird,
Brothers, looks like our pampering days are behind us,
-Time to go to the mine! -To the mine!
My legs,
Cheers,
Huh?
Hmm?
Na, na, na, Na, na, na, Huh?
Carrots!
Run away! Run away!
Guess we'll never see our mine again,
I feel sick…
…and not in a magical way,
This is the saddest butt scratch circle ever!
I can't do this to you innocent woodland creatures,
But, uh, Snow, the dwarfs are the ones who took our mine,
With my help,
Get with the explaining, Snow,
I peppered those sneezes and convinced you to stay in bed and be pampered,
I cleared the mine for the dwarfs to take over, and why?
All because we wanted to get these,
Those worthless rocks we're always finding in the mine?
Lady, we dig up so many of those,
We use them as toilet paper,
We're in the mining game to find a Crystal Potato
that will turn us into seven heroes,
Well, I needed gems,
How else am I gonna buy a ticket out of this place and finally see the world?
I didn't realize I'd have to hurt you innocent little bears to do it,
I'm sorry,
Wait a second, Can't you just ask the dwarfs to leave?
Oh, I wish, Now that they have an endless supply of gems,
we'll never get them out of the mine,
Dwarfs really love gems,
Isn't there anything else the dwarfs care about?
Hmm… Well, me, I guess,
They once stayed by my side for days when I ate a poisoned apple,
Huh? You mean a poisoned Sky Potato?
Like this?
Brothers, I know how to get our mine back,
Well, well, well, look who it is, the seven mineless bears,
Ha, ha, Okay, you win, dwarfs, so we're off to find a new mine,
Snow's back at our cottage, by the way, eating all those glowy Sky Potatoes,
Anyway, see you later,
Wait, that's… that's a poisoned apple,
Not again!
Oh, Snow, why do you insist on always eating apples?
Grumble, grumble,
Can't you try a peach or a nice pear?
Something less poisony, Grumble, grumble,
-I told you, Grumbly, -Hmm?
I find pears bland and mushy,
Hey, she's not asleep, She's alive,
And the bears are back in their mine,
What?!
Sorry, boys,
I just can't be mean to little woodland creatures,
Being nice to them is kind of my brand,
Fine, but what about the gems?
Oh, Greedy, we're keeping them,
I'm not an idiot,
Yahoo!
Mmm!
Is it me, or do these gems smell funny?
Much better,
And now, brothers, to the mine!
To the mine!
Perhaps you've heard the tale of the genie in the lamp,
But have you heard the one about the genie bears
who grant wishes to a pig?
Okay, brothers, time to find some potatoes,
Hmm,
No potato,
Ha! Potato!
No potato, Huh?
A new princess, and it looks like she's moving in,
A new princess?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on, brothers, We should go help her,
Um, why would we do that?
To be gallant, of course,
And also, she might give us some potatoes,
Potatoes!
Good morning, milady,
May we three gallant bears help you with that?
-Well, isn't that nice? -Hmm?
-Thank you, -Hmm,
Over here, This way, brothers,
Charge!
Oh!
And now we gallantly give up,
I appreciate the thought,
-Moving is no fun, am I right? -Whoa!
I'm your new neighbor, by the way, Scheherazade, teller of tales,
Oh, what's mine say?
No, I tell stories,
Oh, we don't know any stories,
I can fix that,
Why don't I tell you a story to thank you for helping?
Wow,
I'd rather have potatoes,
Shh!
-Hmm? -Yes, we need treats and seats,
Ooh,
Mmm,
Ah, here's one,
"Long ago, in a dark cave sat a jewel-encrusted magic lamp,"
"And inside that lamp lived a wish-granting genie,"
Hmm?
Ugh, That's Mom checking in on the move,
I'll be right back,
Hi, Mom,
Yes, I got in okay, Meeting the neighbors,
Would you gallant bears keep an eye on my stuff?
-Of course, my new neighbor, -Mm-hmm,
No harm shall befall it,
Great, Be right back,
Well, um, sorry, and…
Just look at us,
Three humble bears protecting a princess's belongings,
Huh?
Okay, make that two humble bears protecting her belongings,
Hmm?
Have you seen all the cool stuff in here?
Oh, Wow,
What is that?
What do you think?
It's shiny, jewel-encrusted, It's…
The magic lamp,
-I want it, -No, I want the wishes,
Huh? Whoa!
Hey, I think it turned on!
Hmm?
This is one hungry lamp!
Whoa!
-Whoo! -Whoa!
Wh-- Wh-- Whoa!
Okay, no one panic, but we just got sucked into a magic lamp,
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did I just hear someone say "magic lamp"?
You know, it's roomier than it looks in here,
Yeah, I could totally be a genie,
A genie?
So this is a magic lamp,
It's mine, Mine!
All mine!
Now, how does this thing work?
Genie! Genie, come out, come out wherever you are,
Tah!
Three genies?
Where?
Genies! I knew it,
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
-I think he means us, -I got three genies!
Pig, we're bears,
See? Short, stubbly legs,
Cute, furry butts,
Weird, beady eyes,
Oh no, I ain't gonna fall for that,
Bears just don't pop out of magic lamps,
How dumb do you think I am?
-Uh… -Don't answer that,
Huh?
I want my wishes,
And you and your lamp ain't leaving till I get them,
Guess we've got no choice, brothers,
If Pig won't let us go till he gets his wishes…
Then it's up to us genies…
To give them to him,
Your wish is our command,
Oh, I'm so excited,
I could go wee-wee-wee right here on the floor,
Hmm,
What should I wish for first?
Uh… Hmm,
How about a hug?
No!
Use your magic,
Um, okay,
Well… Huh?
Yeah, yeah, give me more stuff like this,
Okay, How about this?
Oh,
Huh? No,
Who wants a rock?
A book?
Whoa!
What kind of genies are you?
-How about this? -Or one of these? Or this?
-Stop! -Huh?
Enough with this magic junk,
Wow, this is exactly what I needed to warm this place up,
Well, guess our work here is done, brothers,
Time to get this magic lamp back to Scheherazade,
Uh-uh-uh, not so fast,
What else you got in there? Hmm?
Hey! Hey, give it back! That lamp doesn't belong to you,
Whoa!
We're a one-wish genie,
Huh?
You are the worst genies ever!
Gimme! It's mine!
Huh?
Where's my stuff?
What's happening?
Hey, that flying carpet belongs to Scheherazade!
And so does that lamp!
How do you control this thing?
How are we going to get Scheherazade’s lamp back to her?
With this,
Hop in, brothers,
Woo-hoo!
-Huh? -All good!
Ow!
Woo-hoo!
Oh, ow!
Please, stop!
Whoa!
There's the lamp!
Genies, genies, help!
I wish you'd get me off this thing!
We wish you'd slow down!
I can't, It's one of them self-driving models,
Yes, Mom, the neighborhood is very quiet,
Closer, Closer,
Come on, brothers!
Almost there,
A little help?
Oops, Sorry,
Hold on, Pig!
Almost!
We're gonna fall!
Got it!
No, Mom,
Nothing weird ever happens here,
Wh--?!
Whoa!
You saved me, my genies,
I'll take that hug now,
-Bye-bye, Master, -Nice playing genie with you,
See ya!
Hey, it came back,
Maybe it got homesick,
Huh? Uh-oh,
Whoa!
Not again,
Oopsie,
Brother,
Sorry, I won't do it again,
Oh, bears, I'm so sorry,
My mom would not stop talking,
Oh, I see you've made yourselves comfy,
Huh?
-Huh? -Gallant stuff, fellas,
Thank you so much for looking after my trunk,
You're a little dusty,
I know what can help,
Huh?
Ah! Got it!
My vacuum,
Huh? Vacuum?
You mean that isn't a magic lamp?
What?
No, this is the world's most powerful, unnecessarily decorated magic vacuum,
This is my magic lam--
Hey, wait,
Where did my magic lamp go?
-Uh, we can get it back, -Yeah, we can,
Hey, what's this?
Your wish is my command,
Oh, no, Not again,
No, thanks, buddy,
Told you we could get it back,
You know, I've got a wish or two,
Brother!