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Marriage is the beginning and the summit of all culture,
Goethe, Yes, even that was not always right,
People still marry
So also Thomas and Anna,
Which is why they invited us to Austria for a weekend,
He made a highly romantic application on Lanzarote,
A lot has happened since then,
Anna, my sister -in -law in Spe, With admissions, how ,,,
-Fuck you! -Or,,,
Shut the fuck up!
Contrary to all likelihood, this Anna has
In the meantime something like success as something like an actress,
As a prostitute Sherry Müller
Referred to them in cinema comedy Leander Hausmann's party night,
-Hey how are you? -Good,
Do you give me a Tequila Sunrise?
Very gladly,
Not Anne Bergmann or Wenders, But a success,
But Anna stays on the carpet,
Provided it is red,
My brother -in -law Thomas is still the old one,
He hopes to go to the board of his Real estate group will
come up, a capitalist dream could come true,
,,, now,
But the group was from one U,
S, company bought, Toxic masculinity ,
,
So Thomas had to Go
through sensitivity coaching,
Apparently there is no German word for it,
In this coaching, Thomas should learn to the sensitives of others To take into account, Or that there is something like that Like sensitivity of others, In addition to success, Thomas and Anna
Of course her daughter Paula,
She is a sunshine,
It's a good thing that she did not become a boy and is now called Adolf,
My wife Elisabeth still works as a teacher at
the Cardinal Frings-Gymnasium in Bonn-Beuel,
Stop!
In the meantime, in a three fifth,
because other places at the school are
filled with zero fifths and the
rest Residual teachers burned down to five five five five,
The educational crisis is omnipresent,
Our children also suffer from this Cajus and Antigone,
After one, by the way, Very expensive
year, in England, they are back,
The impression is deceptive, They didn't learn about magic,
Then there is Dorothea,
I just smoke,
My mother -in -law, Mother of Elisabeth and Thomas,
And René's wife who
was her adoptive child,
Shakespeare would enjoy this family,
Speaking of family ,,,
Dorothea and René are Parents of twins, with the
help of a lesbian, Spanish surrogate mother, Lucía,
¡Hola!
Who is obviously the half sister of Thomas and Elisabeth,
Everything a little dubious,
That would be too much even Shakespeare,
I am only missing in the illustrious round,
A lot has happened for me too,
I used to be a highly respected professor,
and far beyond science, Renowned,
celebrated literature expert, I said
goodbye to the apprenticeship and retired to the private,
I write full of zeal on my own novel,
pay attention to a balanced
one Work-life balance and take care of the household,
So everything could not go better,
Watch out!
Caution!
-I love you, -Same to you,
We keep our nerves, No matter what happens,
Hey, moment,
Hello, Good day, Wittmann the name,
The room is on Böttcher,
We have the wedding circuit,
This is our bride and groom, Welcome to Mountain Resort,
-nice that they are there, -Thanks,
-Haten a good journey? -Yes,
Yes, we are now checking in,
-a signature, -Yes,
I don't want to get too close to you,
-Could we do a selfie? -Ja, of course,
My daughter is happy, Thanks,
So now it starts,
Great, thanks,
I thought she was so great in the film ,,, I don't know what he was called, -leonard Hoff ,,,
-Party Night,
Exactly, party night! How you danced there, really great!
-Thank you very much, -Right great,
-Was was? -Krimskrams,
One question: where is the pool inside?
You don't have to gender pool,
I want to know if there is an indoor Or is an outdoor pool,
We have both, indoor and outdoor, Even with heating,
Then I would have your card and
then I wish you a nice stay with us,
-Cool, -Mama?
Hey,
That's it with the calm,
How long have you been here?
Since Monday,
I came from Munich immediately after the funeral,
Who died?
-Lore, a friend, -The was already old,
She was my vintage,
Didn't hold up well,
Apparently,
It's a shame that René won't come until tomorrow,
Is it so urgently needed on Lanzarote?
It depends on who you ask,
I go dressing, I have nothing underneath,
-Thanks for the info, -See you then,
I said we need winter tires,
That's right, you said,
This is required by law in Austria,
I know,
You said that because of climate change this is not necessary,
Because of climate change,
Next time I'll take the train,
N/a? Had a good journey?
It's going ok, Hey,
Where is the little one?
Paulchen comes tomorrow With Anne's parents on the train,
Paula has to throw up on the journey, Thomas is afraid for his leather seats,
It's nappa,
That was the same with Cajus,
He let the window down, Because he had to break
Then the wind is everything from the inside to the rear window,
It was ten years ago,
We still have the stinking car,
It's enough for me, I buy us a new one,
What are you doing?
Nothing,
You write something there,
That is probably still allowed,
He tries to write a novel,
Tried? I write a novel,
You have a sauna up there,
I booked a chalet,
So that you are privacy for young luck,
-Asle it? -Joa,
What he wants to say is: "Thanks for the invitation,
But we could also have paid ourselves,
Secure?
Certainly,
It shouldn't be about money,
Money is unimportant,
We see ourselves for the shampus on the roof terrace, See you soon,
-Then when? -No idea, Hour?
Shower,
Skepticism,
Up here!
When do you want to tell them
Preferably not at all,
Come on,
Children, this wellness area is a paradise,
Can't you get married there?
I don't want to talk, but outside saunas
are from the Energy efficiency a disaster,
There is something on it,
You just rave about How great the sauna is,
There is also something on it,
So,
Love everyone ,,,
It's great that you celebrate our wedding
with Anna and me in Austria's highest chapel,
It's a shame that Anna's parents and Paulchen are not there yet ,,,
Paula,
,,, that doesn't stop us from celebrating,
On the contrary, Nothing against Anna's parents, but they are already ,,,
-Prost, -Wohl,
-Sag not always Paulchen, -How come?
-Paulchen is a sweet name, -Yes,
It sucks,
The teacher sent her to the boys, Because she thought Paula was a boy,
Would be a young, subjunctive II,
Since then, Anna has been making her pink grinding so that everyone sees ,,,
Girl!
She is a girl, It is not wrong that you see that,
Do girls have to dress differently than boys?
Please don't the discussion,
Dear Thomas why he Paula always calls Paulchen,
It's my nickname for you, Do you have any?
I've never had one,
I call Stephan Stephan,
I call Elisabeth "Sabeth", Because of Homo Faber,
Max Frisch,
René called me mom, but ,,,
That didn't feel right,
I think Thomas calls Paula Paulchen, Because he preferred to have a son,
Oh, nonsense,
So he can do this As if Paula was a boy,
-I likes Paulchen Panther, -The is a boy,
But also pink,
I go a steam,
Good idea,
I wanted to stop,
You wanted me to stop,
Oh, Tigi,
Don't always call them Tigi, her name is Antigone and that's a nice name,
You don't need a silly nickname,
-I go to the room, -Why?
I feel sick,
And I'm cold,
-Do we go in? -Yes, please,
Horny view,
Certainly blatant for you To be so fame, right?
A little bit,
You can use your voice to the public,
For female empowerment,
You are a rolemodel for other women,
Full,
Excuse me,
-Could we take a photo? -Clear,
-Thank you very much, -Gladly,
You have to get used to it first that Anna is recognized everywhere,
I think it's great, It is now in a better mood,
-Iity does she accept your name anyway? -Yes,
Böttcher is a good name,
In public she can call herself Wittmann,
Why not a double name?
Double names are shit,
My name is Berger-Böttcher,
The easiest would be If you call yourself Wittmann,
-What should the board think? -The you got married,
I don't work at the Sparkasse,
Every decision has consequences in my industry,
-for standing in the group, -Even,
Why are you no longer at the university?
That was your life,
The modern man does not define himself over his career,
As well as if you don't have any,
Oh, Thomas,
What are you just living about?
What do you want to buy a car of?
Didn't you even reduce your job?
I have,
We live from tutoring,
Is that a state service like social assistance?
I give tutoring,
Due to the lack of teachers Knowledge gaps emerged,
Without tutoring, the complete Break down,
Wait a moment,
You work part -time contribute to the lack
of teachers and earns by giving them
tutoring who have problems with the lack of teachers?
Teacher lack of inner deficiency,
If you want to summarize it ,,,
Like a fireman, who lights houses himself,
Biedermann and the arsonists, Brandstiffer,
Thomas is pissed off Because he has to
learn gender, with his sensitivity coaching,
Equality is annoying, I know,
I have nothing against equality,
But men are not the explanation for all injustices,
Rather?
The women?
The women are already participating,
No? Okay ,,, fun fact,
The majority of women in all
cultures marry men who earn better,
Why?
Because they earn worse in all cultures than men,
Funnily enough, this also applies to super -trained top
earners who marry types, that earn even more, Why?
Women do not find men
sexy who lie on their pockets,
Or?
What does that mean now?
Men marry for appearance and women according to social status,
Oh, please,
Put on an evolution at five million years,
Old white men explain the world to us,
Then comes the old white men crap again,
which is also discriminatory, This is ageism,
You mean age discrimination?
Did you use an Anglicism?
It is so far,
What can we do for age,
origin, gender? That is innate,
Do you complain that you are privileged?
Where are privileged?
I want a harmonious wedding,
can we talk about something else?
How are Pablo and Enrico?
Good,
OK,
Shouldn't Paulchen get to know his cousins?
That Paulchen meets his cousins ​​-so it would be a boy,
-True,
Get back in,
She wears a dress whether you want or not,
How do you know That Paula is a girl?
How are you informed? You wrapped her, right?
A vulva or a penis says nothing about gender,
Say plural,
That bothers you about this statement?
I never say anything again,
Thank you very much,
Maybe Paula is non-binary,
-Weiß you don't,
-Iti, it is slowly annoying,
Are you against equality?
No, of course not,
Half of the children cannot read at school,
They send violence videos,
Whataboutism,
This is a Whataboutism,
Is that bad?
This is when you play problems against each other,
The classic sentence is: "Do
we have no major problems?"
There are major problems than Whataboutism,
I don't care how you call it,
I hope that the right problems will also be talked about,
Discrimination and abuse of power are real problems,
That may sound crazy, but ,,,
Given the wedding, we don't want to talk
about something else, than about problems?
How about if we show our chalet?
Here we have the bedroom,
with a sauna and infrared shower,
I prefer to shower with water,
If you shower at all,
Here we have our kitchen,
Thomas can cook for us,
-Wow, -Or?
Living room and the fireplace,
The perfect backdrop for a dream wedding,
We married the registry office in Bonn,
The registry office in Bonn is beautiful,
But in Bonn,
You didn't have enough Sensitivy coaching,
-Should I,,, -No,,,
People!
I know that harmony is not the superpower in this family,
That's really okay But I would like it
when we do without arguments at our wedding,
Waived,
Anna is really right,
Everyone can contribute their part to harmony,
And each its part,
Didn't you hear Anna?
All people should be free in their self -determination,
Amen,
This also applies to gender,
Do you want to be operated around?
You mess up a lot,
I determine my identity,
When I change my pronouns You have to respect it,
That becomes too hypothetical for me,
Then I do it in concrete terms: I change my pronouns,
I no longer use she/here but they/topic,
-What does that mean? -The she wants to provoke us,
That they want to provoke us,
But now it stops,
They/them ,,,
I reject that for linguistic reasons,
I'm always on the side of feminism, but that's all ,,,
Is that not only Because suddenly it is in?
It's not suddenly in but finally possible,
Has feminism helped?
-Al ,,, -It is over,
As long as you sit at my table with your vulva, you
are a normal woman with the associated pronouns,
That our daughter always circles around himself,
It calms down, Did you see how she looked?
Tigi?
No, not antigone, Anna,
No, how?
It now has upper water,
Incredible that people come and ask for photos with her,
-Is nice for you, -For people?
For Anna,
For people too,
That is no reason to look down on me,
Celebrities are not a value in itself,
When I have finished my novel ,,,
Anna has long since won the price of her life's work,
It is very back,
Even perfidious,
She doesn't speak it Because she thinks it is obvious,
But I look through them,
Good night,
Your wedding vow ,,,
What about it?
Have you already written that?
Long time, You yours too, right?
-Ja, of course, -Good,
You can only think of shit at short notice,
Should be the most beautiful day of our lives, You can make an effort,
Ready for your bride?
How, ready?
What are you doing?
Last chance of premature traffic,
Leave light,
-What will that be? -Night, it is more mysterious,
Come,
Hey,
I have an idea,
What if we save ourselves for the wedding night?
Are you sour
No,
I love you,
Good night,
Everyone thinks it's a shame that you are not there,
-Hast you already packed? -Not yet,
We were buying shoes and in early musical education,
Couldn't Lucía have done that?
It's better if I have an eye on it,
If you think,
-I had a very relaxed ,,, -Wait,
-Papa! -Pablo calls,
Lucía can do that ,,,
Mega weather, right?
-Shit, -What?
The train failed, My parents are still hanging in Berlin,
Oh, no,
They stood on the wrong platform again,
That Elisabeth can miss this,
Perhaps she took a tutoring student to the hotel,
Moment,
Call Cajus and Antigone,
They still sleep,
Who is that always?
-Lars, -Why is Lars?
Chief Legal and Coor Porate Affairs Officer,
I'm still turning a round,
I know the session is in three weeks,
You will understand that you are two
days offline to marry your child's mother,
Do you think?
Maybe otherwise I'll be snapped away,
That would be terrible,
Come on, I'll take it,
Your cell phone,
No, come, Look,
Already,
Away with it, We want? I'm already freezing,
The ladies, Please very much,
I'm so happy for you,
I don't know if I can do it,
What?
Everything,
Child, acting ,,,
Child two,
So, Thomas,
Especially Thomas,
He is a child's head,
Today he drove down the slopes without a helmet,
And I should marry him tomorrow,
Sorry, that's your son,
I know,
Thomas idiosyncratic character also makes him lovable,
Yes,,,
When Thomas Klein was Klein, we went on vacation a few villages,
Shortly after we arrived, he hung with his tongue on the lamppost,
Frozen,
We had to get the fire brigade,
When we wanted to leave he does the same again,
Tongue on the lantern, fire brigade ,,,
-What? -Yes,
This time he took a bottle of
warm Water with and could free
himself, he said with his deaf tongue: "Even the man is,"
Sometimes he is childish, but ,,,
In the end he is the type in the
Firefighto can ride and get a helmet,
Do you prefer to marry one or one, who doesn't lick on the lamppost?
You mean a Stephan?
Where is he?
Watch out!
You would have had to wake them up at half past
one at the latest, otherwise they won't sleep this evening,
-Keep the change, -Thanks,
I wrote down that,
Even in Spanish,
Yes,
What is there to eat tonight?
What is on the meal plan?
Yes, okay, Adiós,
Good day,
King my name, I'm there now,
Welcome to Mountain Resort, Nice that you are there,
Oh, shit,
Huhu,
Hello,
And?
Is just a torn torn,
You poor,
-I thought you'll pick us up, -I wanted to go ,,,
But now you are there,
René has arrived,
You really have to be careful, there is so
much on the playground Cat shit in the sandpit,
Cat shit, Kaka de Gato,
Pablo has already eaten that,
-S Lucía! -Ie Dorothea! ¿Qué valley?
Muy Bien, It is fantastic here,
¡Qué Bien!
Then you continue to enjoy the time, sí?
-I do, ¡Adiós! -S!
We have not clarified What the children eat today,
Lucía definitely ignores the nutrition plan, I'll call again,
-René? -What?
Hello, René, How nice that you are there,
We didn't greet each other,
Excuse me please, Sometimes I don't know where my head is,
Come on first,
Lucía definitely has everything under control,
I don't know if you can judge that, You were gone for a long time,
You were close friends with Lore, But four weeks for a funeral?
I helped dissolve the household and ,,,
No matter, you are here now and I would find it so beautiful,
If you would at least get involved in this wedding here,
Your balancing mind would do everyone here quite well,
I try it,
I can also use you well,
That was probably with skiing,
Well, I'm just doing wellness,
Look at Cajus, Before he withdraws completely,
It has recently become power training,
What should I do there?
Should I take anabolic steric and put on a Käppi wrong?
Talking to him would be a beginning,
Sorry, I don't look,
-What was that? -What?
-The there, -Oh, wow!
I haven't noticed yet,
Didn't you notice that?
I have sensitive tissue ,,,
That has to hurt,
Do your nails, I just distract you,
-Good day, -Good day,
Hello!
N/a?
How much do you stem?
-Mh? -How much,,,
How much weight?
Ten per side,
-Kilo? -Pound,
So pound?
That is five kilos,
A pound is 454 grams,
The English ,,,
At your age I also did a lot of sport,
-Tische tennis, -Cool,
Then yes,,,
I'll go again,
Jo,
N/a?
Did you frighten me,
-What does the foot make? -Gut, what are you doing?
Nothing,
How long have you been doing wellness?
For two minutes, I was out of place in the sports room,
-Do you want to start pumping? -No, I,,,
I don't know how to penetrate Cajus, He is now making bodybuilding,
Yes,,,
You have to impress him with something What you can, but ,,,
Bodybuilding is not,
Rather?
No idea,
You can do well with words, Stop a speech or something,
Lars?
I'll make a sauna session,
Are you going to me everywhere now?
What the hell are you doing?
What should I do?
Have you just photographed something?
What should I have photographed?
Can you take your cell phone to the sauna?
I need that because of ,,, timer,
-Handy is more reliable than things, -Clear,
Every second counts when you are saunas,
Yes ,,, I'll go out,
-I didn't hear your timer, -The is silent,
How do you know that time is around?
Will that be an interrogation?
You are stranded in Nuremberg,
-What? -Was for a horror,
My father tries tomorrow to get a rental car,
-MANN, EY, -That will work,
If I ,,, oh god,
,,, may ask for your attention,
I'm a professor ,,,
Was a professor, To let a professor have not talked about it is like ,,,
not to let a clarinetist play clarinet at a wedding,
I haven't got to practice yet, Pablo and Enrico ,,,
Anyway, Anna, what's wrong with you?
That you voluntarily marry into this family?
I personally only know this
one, That's why I don't know if it is
everywhere that it really comes to
smaller or larger crises every time, really every time,
Sometimes he invents a dubious one First names for his non -born
child, sometimes a mother marries hers Ex-adoptive son and accepts
its name, sometimes some change their pronouns and also behave
striking or strange, something is always, On the other hand, one
has to ask: Which families are in the Literature history the most interesting?
Thomas ,,,
Mann's Buddenbrooks,
Big drama,
Drama not as a literary genre, but ,,, fontanes effi breiert,
Big drama,
Böll's billiard at half past nine, Big drama,
I could go on like this forever I don't do it,
Turbulent families seem to have a certain appeal,
They challenge,
And you, dear Anna,
accept the challenge,
That you want to marry Thomas anyway Allow only one conclusion ,,,
You really love him,
And maybe a little bit of this family,
And that's why ,,, welcome,
On you, on us, on you,
On the king, the Wittmanns the
Böttchers and the Bergers ,,, well -being,
-Prost, -Wow,
-Why ,,, -That was,,,
Craziness,
-I didn't listen to, -And?
-What? -Coole talking?
Yeah,
I hope that from now on we will get through the weekend,
That, for once, not everyone circles around,
That would be nice, right?
Did I miss something?
Antigone explained yesterday
that they are changing pronouns,
Every person
Can choose with which Pronouns he wants to be addressed,
And there is, correct me,
she/here, For people who read female,
He/Him for people, who read male, and
they/them for those, that refuse to the binary system,
I don't understand anything right now,
Is that something new?
I have too much to do with the
twins and hardly looked at news,
You didn't look at any messages in the past either,
That is not in the news,
Maybe not in yours In mine,
Does everyone now have their own news?
Yes, somehow,
I am glad that I have nothing to do with all of this,
Return to private is not a solution,
To withdraw,
Did you smell a full diaper You can withdraw quickly,
This is the solution in that case, You will see when you are a mother,
As I have often said this weekend
we are here to celebrate our wedding,
This whole debate annoys, This only leads to problems,
To problems with people, who don't have any otherwise,
First World Problems,
It is a liberation for others,
With all of this, nobody really feels free,
You are not entirely objective Because you have been canceled,
Have you been canceled? What does this mean?
Nothing,
I thought to myself that you are not voluntarily gone from the university,
-Blössinch, -Oh well,,,
I didn't do anything wrong,
Oh well,,,
Stop me from two sides to "well Jaen",
What happened?
I am currently working on the story in my novel,
You can then buy and read everyone,
-Stephan used insensitive language, -Oh,
I used insensitive language, exemplary,
to show that it was insensitive language,
I still don't understand anything,
Heinrich Böll wrote a story, the
dead I-word in the Duke Street,
The dead i-word?
Indians,
You don't say that anymore,
Yes, I know that myself, I also said that in the lecture,
The word Indian was common at
Böll's time, today it is critical to look at
The same applies to the N-word,
Did you say the N-word or did you say the N-word?
I said the n-word,
It's good If you said the N-word,
I didn't say the n-word I said the n-word,
Did you say it now, isn't it?
I said it to illustrate the point,
Even I know that that doesn't work at all,
As part of a linguistic seminar, I must
not say What does the seminar deal with?
You don't use the word Because you reproduce the effect,
You should have given a trigger warning,
Listen, I really tried to do everything right,
I don't know, Who is helped if you are thrown
into a saucepan with Nazis at the smallest lapsus,
Or released with immediate effect
as if I had lit an asylum seekers,
Asylum seeker home,
-Asyl applicants, -Refugee home,
Refugee home,
You can hardly do it right,
I meant it well, If someone is not a racist, then me,
Then you shouldn't use racist language,
Then she has a point,
Until recently, you were the greatest harassment of all of us,
Do you remember what he called you queen because he thought you were gay?
That was a loving nickname in a private setting,
Can you discriminate against privately?
Of course, I say other things privately than publicly,
This is hypocritical,
Be sensitive, not Because it is morally offered, but
because it serves the career As if it were a key qualification,
I refer to Emanuel Kant: The difference
between Ethics of responsibility and ethics of spirit,
Do you know what is hypocritical?
The entire stupid debate,
The people who supposedly wanted the best
for society were the greatest asses in history,
The church, with the Inquisition, The Islamists ,,,
-China, -Kulturrevolution,
The communists, the socialists, The fascists ,,,
Then prefer the asses, They know that they are ass violins,
In the end it is always about power,
So should we let all attempts
to make society better?
That's exactly what he says, Cynic, materialist,
Kant used the N-word extensively and absolutely racist,
That's why you have to condemn everything What he ever gave himself?
Mama, Tigi, do we want to go up?
-I find that very exciting, -Ben drum,
I still eat,
We three want to try on our clothes for tomorrow,
And I?
You have a cord suit with you that you have been
wearing at every wedding and funeral for 20 years,
probably also on your own, you don't have to try on anything,
Vamos?
-See you later, -See you later,
Do we both want to meet and chat in the hotel bar?
On family cohesion?
I ,,, only you and me?
Yes, why not?
-should be done more often, -Chler, without "S",
What do you say
Gladly, We are welcome to do that,
OK,
Come up, I'm waiting for you,
-Hello, -Hello,
Oh, beautiful,
Do you see?
I wondered if you were wearing a dress, now where you ,,,
Nowadays everyone can attract what you want,
Nevertheless, you chose a dress in a classic way,
Can we leave the topic?
Armistice,
-Hey how are you? -Good, thanks,
Do you invite me to a Tequila Sunrise?
-Du saw the film, -Nur the trailer,
The sentence was not in there,
-Iity? -Yes,
Vino Blanco?
-I have already ordered for us, -Oh, okay,
Yes,
I think it's real,
Cool that you came,
Who could refrain from the bride?
-If one, then you, -Do you think?
We have often had beef,
More often,
For me, beef are the slices of the muscle meat of the beef,
Yes, then ,,,
No idea,
Dispute? Disputes? Differences? Discord? Zwist?
Controversy? Friction? Dispute?
-Scharütel ,,, -I understood,
Nice,
Apparently we are not on a wavelength,
Apparently, Where,,,
Maybe only apparently, yes,
Nevertheless, I will be part of the family, as
you have already said in your beautiful speech,
I think that behind these clever Wörtern and
the cringe cleverness that you are very nice,
At least in such a way that we don't go to the throat every time,
It helps if you were a bit nice
yourself somewhere behind all the
youth words of the year and the fuck youo facade,
So? Help that?
I admit it,
I wasn't always nice to you,
But sometimes ,,,
Yes?
Sometimes I find you really shit, Sorry, but ,,,
If you bite a word before you say
something You know, you know, okay, now he
says something very clever and finds himself megail,
Whereby "cool" is a word that nothing -in vocabulary of a person ,,,
-has 18 to search,
That's exactly what I mean,
But somehow ,,,
Somehow I admire that,
Nonsense,
Really,
If that is true, you have
masterfully hid it for years,
Then you are a better one Actress than expected,
You are so confident and linguistically an absolute bank,
How I rumble in the interviews ,,,
-Or at the vows for Thomas ,,, -Vow?
We want to present each other a vow at the wedding ceremony,
I've been sitting on for weeks, but I can't get beyond calendar sayings,
Something like ,,,
Love is the only one That doubles when you share it,
Oh,
Yes, according to the league,
Should I look at it?
On the vow? That is very personal,
This is good literature,
-Voilà, -Wow, mom, so you are the star ,,,
,,, on every senior dance tea,
I ordered that extra,
30 years ago?
1,250 euros?
That was reduced,
From or on?
You are stupid, you are annoying,
Take your dress, I can also make stupid comments,
So, to be honest ,,,
It is too cliché that women show each other their clothes,
I could be on the way and miss SUV
drivers, instead I talk about fashion here,
Relax yourself,
If you are only relaxed you don't change anything,
I was really on every demo,
Against the Vietnam War, nuclear power, NATO double decision ,,,
And now you feed on Lanzarote hash cookies,
-Iti! -Leave,
They are right,
At some point you simply notice that
this whole takes to the street,
demonstrate, discuss, not bring what you hope for,
Come on, look at where
the world is nowadays,
Where would the world stand If nobody had demonstrated?
It's nice that you are so idealistic,
Now leave my mom alone,
After all, she has an attitude,
Shouldn't sound nasty now, but you
have skipped the rebellion phase
and switched directly to shit-gal mode,
But that really sounds nasty,
I've never seen you burned for anything,
I pulled you and your brother big,
I burned at two ends at the same time,
I mean politically,
I'm just a stinked mom for you, right?
-My brother you think it's great, -No,
The businessman with the Life in the fast lane,, But I just stand
around at the rest area and have raw food in tupper cans with me,
You have never burned for anything, really ,,,
Thank you,
Oh, come,
What does that mean here?
Trust,
And darn?
Secret,
And here?
Happiness,
Is shit, right?
That sounds like it has 'ne Ki written, but not the payment version,
-Fuck,
We can do that, Here, the entry,
It would be better not to start a trench saying
but with something personal,
-How did you get to know each other? -Tiner,
Maybe the beginning is so good,
Tinder,
Sometimes you send clear photos, do you?
-What do you think? -Na yes, photos from ,,,
-E -from the middle of the body, -Du mean Dickpics?
Yes, penis photos in German,
I never got Dickpics and I hope it stays that way,
Disgusting,
What makes you think that?
Only this way, Doesn't matter,
Something else, How was your first date?
We ended up in the box,
-As actually ,,, -This, I don't need to know more,
But our first kiss was megacute,
On the date the spoon fell down, we are
under the table to Get spoons and kissed us,
Even before the starter,
This can be used,
Write,
Dearest Pupsi ,,,
-Good evening, -Good day,
Elisabeth!
Come out, We love you as you are,
Mama!
I didn't want to insult you,
Provoke at most,
That worked out quite well,
I have grass with me, Do we smoke a peaceful?
You wanted it that way,
-I not interfere? -Nö,
I wanted to see How my nephew is doing,
Clamps,
Do you want to play?
-Clear, -Yes?
-Was your own? -Yes,
-Clear, -OK,
People like us
Have a concern
Are hidden under your skin
People like us
Want to talk
Reconcile and be together
People like us
Are different
Want to love and not too small
People like us
Want recognition
Sink into criminal and are stubborn
I sit alone
And think and I cry
In the wet wet grass
Oh, me and humans
People like us
I sit alone
Think and I cry
In the wet wet grass
Oh, me and humans
People like us
I sit alone
Think and I cry
In the wet wet grass
Oh, me and humans
People like us
No, I,,,
No, I'll say again,
Hey, hello, N/a?
Didn't we say that the cell phone stays away?
Why cell phone?
You just called on the phone,
I'm currently practicing my speech,
I,,,
Doesn't matter,
You don't have an affair, right?
-How do you come up with? -Chill,
That was just a question,
Clear,
At some point you have to tell them,
Can't run away forever,
It was not motivating this evening,
Fuck, why do they have to be so damn bourgeois?
Because they are parents,
How was it last night?
Are you the best friends now?
-Very nice, -Nice,
You still have to sign here,
Are these fifties?
Now not this discussion again,
Nineteen, twenty ,,,
That is 20 fifties, That's 1,000 euros,
Two thousand marks!
My brother only marries once, I hope,
If that's worth it He gets married more often,
He gave us a salt shaker,
I thought it was beautiful,
There wasn't even salt in it,
He had little money,
But now he has money,
So much that he no longer needs,
As if you were to a farmer Give potatoes,
Are not your potatoes,
I go ready,
You have already finished me,
Wedding anniversary!
What's up?
Don't say you separated,
Why should we separate?
-What did he hire? -Nothing, Man!
Anna's parents don't get a rental car,
Because you forgot your driver's license,
They don't make it to the wedding ceremony,
-and Paulchen not either, -Paula!
Hey,
Paula doesn't remember anything later,
We just stand in the pictures,
And my parents?
They are so old They no longer remember later,
Come on, Anna, We make the best of it,
That will still be your day,
What are you doing?
We have already called the police You are patient,
Yes, of course, Thank you,
Incredible,
That is incredible,
And?
There was probably a kind of action,
Someone sprayed all cars,
What?
-Boah! -Incredible,
Is ours also there?
Ours definitely not,
-I couldn't imagine, -We have to go,
Wait, not quite as fast,
Ciao, thank you,
-As that with the dress? -Wow!
You look beautiful,
Thanks, Anna but too, right?
I would also look like this If I had to marry Thomas,
Good day,
Hard to believe but true,
you will be a couple today,
May your living day out,
be full of beautiful summits,
This is how fate takes its course,
Always remember:
From this we go uphill!
Bravo,
Yes, very nice,
All the best in the name of the Osttiroler Berglift and Seilbahn GmbH,
It's great that we have the gondola for ourselves, So attentive,
And so beautifully decorated,
Beautiful,
So exciting,
Anna, now enjoy it,
We can switch your parents by call,
Come,
How long does the journey take on average?
'a quarter of an hour,
Relax yourself,
I have space,
You mean claustrophobia,
Agoraphobia, the fear of wide places,
That would not be a problem here,
Thanks, that helps me a lot,
¡Hola! Have you already had breakfast?
Are the boys sit in front of the television again?
Now leave her, Lord!
I'll get in touch,
-As okay with you? -Af in the best order,
Does anyone have a bag?
Please don't get on my dress,
Only for rein breaks,
Sure everything is fine?
Everything is all about the twins,
We are on the way to the wedding ceremony of Thomas
and Anna and you are constantly talking to Lanzarote,
Try to be in the here and now this weekend,
You weren't in the here and now in the past few weeks,
Not in my here and now, You were gone,
She was at a funeral,
Four weeks!
That's a bit ,,,
I can understand her,
Are a blatant helicopter nut,
I can't do everything right,
You don't always disappear If it gets difficult,
-Always? -Oh well,,,
Already a pattern with you,
I haven't gone,
Rather?
I don't think that's the right
moment But if you want to know,
-I had a little op, -What?
-Was for an op? -That doesn't matter,
-No? -Was serious?
I had a small tumor in my chest, He's out, Everything harmless,
Why don't you tell us that?
Why don't you tell me that?
Because I didn't want to that someone is worried,
We are your children,
We are there for that that we are worried,
I thought you let me sit with the boys,
I don't let you sit, But,,,
We are just getting lost,
Mentally and physically,
What do you mean?
We used to have sex twice a week,
-Flower meadow, -Flower meadow,
How old are you?
I can't be that old,
Please?
Nothing,
You placed,
Otherwise you are not so prudish either,
What does that mean?
-What's up? -Nothing,
Except for the small photo shoot in the sauna,
What does he talk about?
Of nothing, and for far too long,
We delete the sentence from your
vows: "Trust is the secret of happiness,"
How do you know her vow?
-That is not the topic, -Hast you read it?
No,
What?
But you didn't write it,
Oh god, and if so,
Holy Fucking Shit, Stephan!
Just say no!
Your vow
is from that?
Cool,
He helped me something, So?
There were already speeches in ancient Greece,
In ancient Greece they oiled
each other and did sports,
Wow,
You haven't told me or wrote to me for years,
It was like a job I would never express myself privately,
-Even,
-But maybe I could earn some money as a speech writer,
You don't have to,
Not?
-No, -Why not?
Did you notice that we haven't had money
worries for months even though you don't work?
I thought because of the tutoring,
Do you think you make so much money with tutoring?
What else?
It deals with bitcoins,
How do you know that?
I'm not stupid,
But I, or how?
Bit ,,, bitcoins?
What? Not everyone looks like that,
I can only read cooking recipes, or what?
I tried it for fun and
I have a knack for it,
follow a little courses, Read messages,
a little intuition and already ,,,
You sold your soul,
You just pulled banknotes from the wedding gift,
Better be quiet,
Do you have?
One has to take care
of income, that's not you,
Bitcoins consume more energy than Belgium and New Zealand together,
This is a Austrian number,
Just go,
Yes?
How do you want to know that?
You have over ,,, okay,
Is that allowed?
I do not provide any information about that,
We celebrate a wedding today, That will certainly have time until tomorrow,
OK, Understand,
Bye,
Yes?
What happened?
The hotel has one Camera at the parking lot,
-Ui, -Yes and?
We're on it,
Who, we? And if?
Not we, We,
Mama, Antigone and I were at the parking lot yesterday,
I'm out, I am a minor,
Wait a minute, Have you sprayed the cars?
That we will open so quickly I never thought,
Now don't look that way,
It was fun,
I almost fell for it,
What do you hunt us here?
We were already, The whole campaign was fun,
Above all, it was a protest,
Then that was your idea again,
That was my idea,
I also have ideas sometimes,
Was that your idea for today? For our wedding day,
Better than your idea in the sauna,
Can you stop?
I didn't do anything in the sauna,
-Da, -Hä?
You made your face again, This,,,
The snout you make if you liar,
-True, - -can you just stop everyone?
This should be my day,
Also mine,
As if that is important to you, Your application came
between two zoom calls, You didn't even kneel up,
That should be my day,
Every day is your day, Anna,
You always have the red carpet with you,
Think about how people are doing on the other,
Now I should apologize for wanting
to have a nice day on my wedding?
Your protest actions are all about yourself,
You just want to feel hornier, But fits,
Here everyone revolves around themselves,
Does anyone else want to get rid of something?
Always out with it,
Yes?
I had my name changed,
I had my name changed at the registry office,
I wanted to tell you all the time,
You are no longer called Berger?
-The first name, -I'm sorry, what?
The first name,
What's your name now?
Adolf,
Does anyone have any smell salt with them?
No one ever has Riechsalz, René!
And how hot ,,,
Crap,
What's your name now?
Harry,
This is a joke, Did you know that?
That he thinks about it, But not that he did it,
How do you get on Harry?
This is my nickname with my friends,
Like Harry Potter,
Because I was on an English boarding school,
Son Harry Potter,
Daughter terrorist, Mrs,
Capitalist, congratulations, Would you have
been in Sweden, would you be called Pipi now?
I didn't even know that you can change your first name,
Cool,
Cool?
If you are of legal age and prove that that you suffer from your name,
I was bullied all my school days,
Cajus is a shit name,
Who has always said?
Help,
Why do we stop?
Is definitely a technical defect,
What?
Cajus is a shit name, That's right, you always said that,
But you haven't said yet What you drove in the sauna,
With your cell phone,
That raises very big questions,
Nobody has a question here,
Yes, me,
Do you have an affair?
Huh?
You behave strange, on the phone
secretly, have a blue spot on the ass, now ,,,
This thing with the sauna, A very simple question,
Do you have an affair?
No,
I swear!
Yes, he has no affair either,
In truth, it is much worse,
Worse than a affair?
He is the guy who always lets the pants down in the park,
-I'm sorry, what? -The classic pubic injury,
Show the photos,
Give me your cell phone,
What? No,
I want to see the picture and who you sent it,
Wait, there is nothing,
If there is nothing Can you give me the cell phone,
Just trust me,
-Gib me your cell phone, -Anna!
Say,
Wow,
That creates trust,
I know that looks like now, But I,,,
I am innocent,
There is nothing more?
Why does you always go from the worst When it comes to me?
Very good question, Why?
Anna,
Before,,,
is trust, Trust is not about what you know
Just about what you don't know,
You don't have to know everything, Anna, just believe me,
Fuck you,
Fuck everyone,
Help,
We drive down again,
Policia, Lucía,
The three sprayed cars with foam,
-Please, -Thanks,
-Danke, Mrs, König, -Gladly,
-The next, please, -Sie is called Böttcher,
Then we want to,
Good, A suitable end for this day,
Thanks for nothing,
What are you doing?
I fill my wedding dress,
Hopefully with a crappy CO2 footprint,
The pastor and six instagram -capable bridal children are waiting on the mountain,
You think there is still a wedding?
You believe that I marry a guy that I
have not known for nine years and whose
well -known family cannot take a day back?
Can,
I,,,
Can't you say what's going on?
What is on your cell phone?
That I didn't get on it right away,
What are you doing?
All pictures you send are automatically in your photos,
-And they are in the cloud, -What?
Our common cloud, in which you don't look that often, otherwise
you would take a picture of Paula ,,,
Oh my God,
Wow,
I say it,
'n Dickpic, really now?
Dickpick is the photography of a male genitals,
I know what a Dickpic is,
We once had a guy in the pottery group,
-Hlain did you send that? -Anna, please,
Whom?
My coach, coachin,
You have an affair with yours Sensitivity coachin?
No, he molested them,
I don't bother anyone!
Rather?
Rather the other way around,
What? How the other way around?
I maneuvered myself in something, I ,,,
Didn't know what to do,
Say no?
That didn't work, It was always so subtle
that it would have been stupid to complain,
At first it was a compliment Then a hand on a knee ,,,
She never said anything, but it is
in the room That I need your
recommendation if I want to become a board,
Is that actually like that?
If I'm not a sensitive one I won't be a member of the board,
Wow,
And the blue spot?
She hit me on my ass The whole reception noticed it,
I can't do anything She has me in her hand,
-Comment in our world, -Hä?
-In of the world of women, -Bit you again female?
What was your plan?
I thought I will be a member of the board in three weeks, shit on it,
Eyes too and through,
Welcome to the world of men,
It went on,
She asked for me to always be available for her calls,
Then she wanted me to ,,,
Dickpics,
,,, chic,
That is sexual assault This is classic metoo,
Only that in 99,
9 % of cases Women are the victim, here you are, -I I'm not a victim, -Thomas!
You think it's less bad that everyone thinks you annoy
someone than that everyone knows, that you are harassed?
You have to report that,
There are such places for that,
They also reported dad,
-Thanks, -Na clear, I report,
Do you know what happens then?
Everyone says around the front: "Hey, great, good for you, new time, "And so,
I'm dead in the back,
I want to become a board,
You have to solve your problems yourself,
This applies to men and women,
The evidence is not exactly advantageous for Thomas,
How come?
You said she always called you,
Yes,
So no short messages, Nothing written?
No,
Then Thomas is the only one who ,,,
Dickpics,
,,, sent, and
without being asked,
Shit,
You mean she wants to finish me She wants me ,,,
-Fuck, -Fuck,
I have to do something,
-What? -No -idea, damage limitation,
Fuck, my cell phone,
Thomas, very quiet,
What about the wedding?
I don't know what about the wedding?
Good question,
Do you still want to marry me?
-Do you still do this job? -What?
What is so important to you?
Everything,
In other words: what would be
the worst What could you lose?
You mean,,,
When I really lose?
You,
Paula,
You all,
Then everything is clear,
Wa ,,,
Anna,
I actually love you Since the moment we are
Kissing under the table on the first date,
I know I can sometimes be stupid
and my family first, Elisabeth, René, Stephan, especially Stephan ,,,
Even my mother,
And I ,,,
-If me someone, -Hilf,
Who is stupid here?
We really crap,
Big crap, We are sorry,
I would have got used to you, I really find it ,,,
Fucking uncontrolled when you let us sit,
Can I ,,,
Anna,
Do you want to marry me
That is finally a real application,
On the day of the wedding, Perfect timing,
Under one condition,
Hello, Enrico,
The police were friendly
Nevertheless, there was an advertisement for property damage,
And so Thomas and Anna were finally able to marry,
They read each other their self -written vows,
They left a lot to be desired ,,,
I don't need to pretend with you,
To adjust,
Without you, my life would make no sense,
Do not make any sense without you,
,,, but the main thing, It comes from the heart,
And so I ask you, Thomas Böttcher ,,,
Yes, I want,
You don't have to be a prophet To predict ,,,
Yes, I want,
We will often meet argue and reconcile again,
You should actually write a novel about it,
By the way, Thomas is now called Wittmann with surname,
Like Anna, that was her condition,
But as Goethe said:
Name is sound and smoke,
I can give you power of my office explain to man and woman,
You can kiss now,
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