Alright you guys know I want to kick
this fiscal year off right,
Okay, now before we do that I do have a
special announcement to make for you guys,
One of you!
Is gonna be moving up the ladder
in this hectic and demanding world that we call business,
Okay, Now he's been with the company around, uh,
eight years now,
Uh, and he's worked his freaking butt off,
That's the thing about it,
worked his freaking butt off,
And I think you may know his name,
I'm not entirely sure,
maybe it goes a little something like what is it, what, what?
Joh-John Lee!
Okay!
Clap!
Alright, alright, okay!
John! We're so proud of you!
We're so proud of you!
Your work is just super!
And so I think, I think you guys know the drill,
Right, so let's drop a beat huh!
Oh!
My name is Rick and I'm here to say,
RTM is here to stay!
Kicking butt and taking names!
Having fun and selling things!
Last quarter was a stellar one!
And Sydney won a staple gun!
Call those clients and make those orders,
and let's have an even better quarter guys!
RTM!
Strikes again!
RTM!
Strikes again! Ay!
Keep it going guys!
Alright, that's pretty good!
No it was some kind of little rooster,,,
No! No you, of course,
No I didn't say that of course you can,
Yeah no, I did, I did finish,
Everything that,
Uhm, that I was supposed to so,
- Hey, - Hey,
Uhm sorry, uh-
Sorry, hi, can you uhm,
Can you get him ready
for dinner?
I was trying to kiss you,
Oh, that's nice, Uhm just,
- I'll be right there, okay, - Got it,
Uhm,
Yeah, uh,,,
Sorry I lost my train of thought,
but can I call you back?
Hey, don't forget you have that,
- doctor's appointment tomorrow, - I know,
Okay,
Daddy's getting his first prostate exam!
Yes he is!
Okay, okay,
Daddy's growing up so fast!
Just like you!
Look at daddy!
Mr, Gutchell?
Turn around,
Okay,
I just-
This will only hurt for a second,
Stop,
Just try it,
- What, what are you doing? - Please,
Chip come on, stop,
No, you know what, I'm, I'm done,
I'm done, thanks, yeah,
Chip have you seen the remote?
What?
Have you seen the remote?
No,
I'm going out tonight,
With your girls?
- Yeah,
What time you gonna be home?
- Late,
Alright,
Yes! Oh yes!
Oh god!
Rocky!
Hey Anne,
Why don't you, uh,
take him home for a nap, I'll finish up here,
You sure,
Okay,
You haven't seen any suspicious characters
going around?
- I don't think so, - Driving on the street slow,
Not that I've noticed, uhm,
You said it was at the park?
Yeah!
I said at the park, yeah,
I mean, we were just there this morning,
When you say we, who else was there?
Oh, my husband and I, We were just there,
Is your husband here?
He is yeah, I don't think he saw anything,
Is it possible I can speak to your husband?
Yeah of course!
Chip!
Chip,
Are you gonna answer them?
Sir, when were you at the park?
Uhm,
Like nine,
Nine,
You didn't see, or happen to notice a boy with his mother,
No,
Okay,
We're gonna have to get a full report from you guys,
Start writing this down,
And also if you have any flashlights,
it would be helpful, if you can start looking with the rest of the community
we got everybody looking right now,
- Absolutely, - Right,
Appreciate that,
Yeah,
You guys hear about the kid
that went missing this morning,
What I don't understand is the parents,
How does a mother take a baby boy to the park
- and let this happen? - Someone who can just take a child,
If you have any information please
contact your local authorities hotline,
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and loved ones
at this very difficult time,
Sorry I'm late,
Hi!
It's okay!
We're always welcoming new faces around here,
Hi,
I'm Nelson,
Hi, have a seat,
Make your, uh,
Make yourself comfortable and uh,,,
relax! Relax,
Okay, you are here,
So,,,
how about you introduce yourself to the group?
Yeah, uhm,
My name is Russel,
And uh,,,
Yeah,
I'm an alcoholic,
Hey Russel, Welcome,
This can't be good for people with sugar addiction,
Oh, there,
there's no such thing,
You did,
really, really well tonight, really well,
So, how, how are you feeling about it?
You know it was uhm,
it was fine,
Good, good,
So on the, the first night,
What we usually do is,
link you up with a sponsor,
And that's just, uh,
you know, someone that you can talk to,
you know, if the need arises,
And, and you're lucky,
because you're getting one of our veterans,
Chip,
Hey Chip!
Come over and meet Russel,
So Chip's been with us now
for, Chip, four or five years?
- Give or take, Yeah, - Yeah,
We encourage the new sponsors to uh,
go out for a cup of coffee,
or even for dinner,
on the first night, just to,
just to get to know each other,
That's of course if you've got the time,
Well, as long as it's not a bar,
- Uh? - I'm good,
My whole body will explode,
Can't get enough of this shit,
I can see that,
I have this,
small collection of bottles at home from all over the world,
Cool,
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, every fucking meal you know,
I'm gonna start putting this on my,,,
fucking Cocoa Puffs,
Maybe that's what you need AA for,
Hot sauce,
Funny,
Seriously though, uh,
as your sponsor I should tell you to stop,
It's getting out of hand,
Okay,
That's a lot of sauce,
You, uh, you married?
No,
You got kids?
Nah,
Christ,
No wonder I'm an alcoholic,
No, I mean I'm,
I'm married with a kid, I uh,
I knocked up a girl,
Way too young and now, uh,
I have a wife who won't even look at me so,,,
Hmmm,
Grass is always greener, I guess,
So what do you do?
Detective,
- Oh yeah?
Yeah,
You seem surprised, dude,
what you don't believe me?
Nah, you look like a,
you look like every, detective ever,
Oh yeah, is that,,,
- How? - You just got the
greasy hair and the uh,
the earring, looks good, you look good,
What about you?
What?
- What do you do?
Computers,
When's the last time you had a drink?
Really just gonna jump into it like that?
It's part of the thing, part of the job, I have to ask questions,
I just got to let you know that I ain't gonna
suck your dick on the first date alright,
What like two weeks, three weeks?
It's been a few days,
Oh,
- Wow, - Yeah,
What's the poison of choice?
Tom Collins!
- That's a classic, - Yeah,
Bet you don't miss the hangovers that's good,
Well you know,
as fucked up as this might sound,
I do,
I miss everything about it,
I miss the smell,
Yeah,
I miss that crisp sound it makes
when you pour it over ice,
And you swirl it around in your glass,
It's like hearing fucking Christmas bells,
Things
immediately begin to
look different,
feel different, you know,
It's all about that warmth,
It starts from your head,
and it moves right down to your feet,
And you feel warmer,
and warmer until you're numb,
and in one fucking second,
all your problems are just,
Gone,
Uhm,
Well, anyway it's getting late,
I got a work thing, uhm,
Just, uh,
I gotta get out of here, uhm,
Let me know when we're gonna have our second date huh,
It's good to meet you,
Yeah, likewise,
Chip?
Dad, it's your turn!
Sorry,
Move backwards four,
Bummer,
Okay, let's see what we got here,
Oh, move forward twelve,
- Not bad, huh buddy! - Lucky!
- Oh you're so close! - So close huh?
Hi you've reached the Gutchells!
We're not in right now, But leave a message
at the tone and we'll get back to you as soon as we can, thanks,
Everyone listen hey!
Family meeting everybody, just listen up family meeting!
So some of you heard and some of you haven't uh,,,
but the perseverance plaque,
from last year has gone missing,
Yeah,
So we checked all the CCTVs,
Unfortunately, there were no cameras inside of the break room,
What? What?
Who the fuck would do that?
Look, great question,
I have no idea
who would do a thing like this, needless to say
an investigation is being done,
And we will get,
get to the bottom of this,
and uh, persevere on,
Right,
Because, as the plaque says, said,
That's what RTM does best,
And that is what RTM is all about,
On a lighter note this Thursday is
bring your kids to work day,
Got it, good,
So, uhm,
it's one week Russel,
And everybody gets one of these,
So, congratulations,
Thank you,
Hey, uhm,
actually have you heard from Chip at all,
Actually I haven't, uhm,
It felt kind of empty without him tonight didn't it,
- Yeah, - Yeah, well,
I don't want to complain or
- sound like a snitch or nothing but uh, - Okay,
guy he just hasn't been answering any of my calls,
Oh,
I'll try to get a hold of him for you,
I'm sure it's,
probably just family stuff,
Hi you've reached the Gutchells!
We're not in right now, But leave a message
at the tone and we'll get back to you as so-
Hey get over here come on!
So you just put it and it calculates it for you,
Pretty cool huh?
I already learned that?
This is so boring,
Okay, I,,,
I'm trying, I just,
This is what I do for a living so,
Hey, who wants to play hide and go seek?
Go ahead,
Where's the chaser at?
Alright there we go, we got a new one,
Alright 30 seconds,
Starting now!
Fox!
Yeah, decent work on the Torres case,
- Well thank you, - I'm throwing you on something else,
Fucking kidding me, I've
been doing everything that you've asked me to do,
- You did! And now I'm throwing you on to something else,
With all due respect,
I've been working the shit out of this case for eight fucking months now-
- We got a missing kid in the business district!
Just came in about an hour ago,
Where?
The RTM building,
Officers already on site,
Go!
Okay, so apparently it's bring your kid to work day,
They're saying the kid was there on second and then gone the next,
They were playing a game of hide and seek,
Surveillance?
The only two people we have on video leaving the building in our time frame
is a janitor who's been there ten years,
And a delivery guy with a package,
Both of their stories check out,
And the interior?
Every camera in that office has been wiped,
Huh,
That assholes a sly little cat huh,
- Yeah that's what I'm saying, - What about the parents?
We have the dad detained in a small room,
He's, uh, he's not happy,
Who's in charge?
A Rick Mitchum,
Apparently, he's the guy that was playing games with the kids,
Alright, well uh,,,
Let's go ahead and check him out along with
every other employee that was here today,
Alright,
Make it thorough,
If they have late or unpaid parking tickets
I wanna know about it,
Sir, for the love of God,
please sit in your chair,
I'm done sit in your chair,
We will get to you later, all of you,
So Mr, Mitchum,
Have you had any employees
that have been laid off in the past year or two,
with any screws loose, criminal history anything like that?
Last person laid off here is going around three years back,
And you know that's still when my dad ran the place,
Since I've been running it nobodies been fired- uhm that guy ended up, uh
He moved up uh, Mil-Milwaukee uh with his family
They're doing well we chat online,
By the way I do a-a-a thorough
a thorough uh background check before anyone even gets
you know an interview here so that should weed out,
Alright listen up,
I'm gonna have to uhm,
- talk to everybody that was here today, - Yeah sure,
They can arrange to have them picked up,
but no adults are leaving this office
until I'm done,
Super,
So no kids huh?
No I'm afraid not,
Is that by choice?
No I,,,
I've just been really focused on my career,
I don't think I really had time for them,
But you want them don't you,
I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here,
Do you want fucking kids or not?
No,
Not really,
Can we keep the area clear please?
Sauna,
Well,
Now I know how to get a hold of you,
Yeah look I'm sorry, uh,,,
It's been, a crazy couple of weeks at my place,
- It's,,, - Oh yeah?
- It's just been- - What's been going on?
Uh,
My wife's, my wife's been sick,
Oh,
What she got?
Ce-uh, cerebral palsy,
Your wife has cerebral palsy?
We th-no,
We thought she did,
Turns out she was just feeling a little bit stiff,
She's fine now it was a false alarm so,
Oh, okay,
Well that's uh good,
Yeah, don't worry about it,
So you're really a cop huh,
A detective, yes,
You really are a uhm, how?
How did you word your occupation again what was it, uh?
- Computers, - Computers, yeah,
I'm the IT guy around here,
That, that's interesting,
Cause,
as soon as I was briefed on what was going on down here the,
first person that I wanted to talk to,
was,
the man or woman who runs all the tech,
- Here I am, - Yeah here you are,
I mean just who would have thought that the,
the person that I wanted to talk to most was in fact my AA sponsor,
Small world,
Person I should trust,
Person I should be able to look to if I'm having a problem,
Guess what Chip?
What?
I've got a problem,
I've got a big fucking problem,
Okay, well,
- I'm willing to help in any way that I can, - Yeah!
You keep saying that but I have yet to witness it,
But maybe now that your wife doesn't have the uh
cerebral palsy,
All of that can change,
See I've got a missing kid, in an office,
It's your office in fact and uh,
Whoever took this kid was able to erase
him or herself doing it, Now,
everyone I've talked to here today is,
pretty good with computers,
You know they could draft up an invoice, make a powerpoint and all that bullshit,
But,
none of them,
are the computer guy,
The information technology man himself,
But now here he is, it's you,
Chip Gutchell,
My mentor,
My buddy,
My pal,
So,
maybe,
if you don't mind,
You can dig deep down inside that tech wizard mind of yours
and finally help me out,
Huh?
- I'm not sure I understand are you
presuming I had something to do with this,
- or? - No,
No no I'm just,
asking for your support,
Chip,
You know how to operate the
CCTV do you not?
Yeah,
Did you alter the security footage here today in anyway?
Twelve, Thirteen,
Fourteen,
Fifteen,
Sixteen,
Seventeen,
Eighteen,
Nineteen and Twenty,
Ten more seconds,
Andrew! Andrew?
Listen, I think it's all going to be fine,
Just keep looking guys, we're RTM aren't we?
Did you hide him, find him please,
Look I think it's,
for everybody here, uh,
I mean God forbid something happened to this kid,
I can assure you Mr, Gutchel something bad has happened to this kid,
He is missing,
Right, and like I said I'm,
willing to help out in anyway that I can
but right now I just uhm
I gotta get my kid home to his mom,
cause I know that it could have been my own so,
Sure, Yeah,
Yeah, well,
I guess that wraps this up huh?
See your way out,
Okay, We're good?
Hope I see you at next weeks meeting,
Oh, and Chip,
If I uhm,
try to get ahold of you for anymore
questions or,
guidance,
Pick up your fucking phone, okay,
- Of course, - Alright,
Come on, you son of a bitch,
Hi baby, hi,
Hey honey how is it going?
You okay?
Yeah,
I missed you,
He's alright,
Are you sure?
Yeah,
Ok baby,
Can you go ahead and get ready for bed?
Okay,
What are you doing?
Looking for your little secret,
I got a call from a Nelson Guerrera today,
How long has this been going on?
- Chip! - It's not going on this was years ago,
- Then why did you go for a drink right when you walked in,
I don't want to do this right now,
I really don't want to do this, this is,
It's stupid that we're even talking about this,
- Okay, you know what Chip? - Just drop it,
I'm uhm,
I'm really fucking trying here,
Okay, and I don't know,
How I'm supposed to move forward,
if you just keep lying to me,
- No, - Chip?
I don't know what you want me to do, I uh
I-I-I really, I really don't
because this isn't about me at the end of the day,
this is about you!
You lied to me for the past five years!
This is ridiculous, this was years ago
I don't even know why we're still talking about this,
Oh yeah years ago, okay,
Yeah as in the time I found you in the shed
with a hose around your neck, like I don't know
around that time?
Yeah,
Right around that time,
So you're asking me to go off this theory
that you got about a white married male,
Who happens to be a father,
living in the suburbs of Kritika county
who also happens to be your AA sponsor,
Which I might add,
has been secretly running around
cramming objects,
animals and children,
up his asshole,
Then he somehow digests them,
and he does this in sprees,
Almost in serial killer fashion,
Is that about it?
Uh huh,
I'm not entirely sure about the whole uh,
digestive system part,
But yeah,
And it seems the more,
objects this guy's
putting up his ass,
the stronger he's getting,
That's my
theory anyway,
Well uh, I should ask,
Has anyone else here had that experience?
Thank you, thank you, so,
there you are you see,
it's much more common
then most of us would think,
So, uhm,
All of us here wan to thank you,
for sharing that,
So Chip!
We missed you last week,
Would you like to share something with the group,
Yeah, uhm,
I apologize for my absence guys,
I uh, it was a hell of a week for me so,
We had a situation
at my job,
Missing kid, I'm sure some of you guys have heard about it,
Coincidentally,
Russel here is assigned to the case so I,
he came into my work and I uh,
got to talk to him and see him work,
He's great,
It's really interesting,
And at home,
I'm having trouble with my marriage,
In what way?
My wife just found out about,
all this, the AA,
- my addiction, everything, - You never told her about it?
No,
It's always easier to just,
keep her out of it,
Well,
that's normal,
That's normal,
But you know,,,
Guys!
Listen,
It's important,
that you know,
who your support system is,
I mean this is one of the first things that we teach you,
I know,
I know that too,
And I apologize again to everyone for uh,
for not being upfront with you,
And I take full responsibility for it,
- Well with the additional stress of,
have you been
tempted at all
to have a drink?
- No, - Good,
Good, Well that's a relief,
I uh,,,
I am sure,
that you are gonna work through these problems,
Thank you,
So,
Russel,
That seems to be an excellent segue to you,
Yeah,
Uh,
my wife,
wants to have you over for dinner,
She's
trying to get more involved with everything so,
Right now?
Yeah,
Okay,
It's probably not gonna be
that great,
Just kind of act like you like the food alright?
Follow me,
How are you liking the meetings?
Do you feel like it's working for you?
Well you know, uhm,
I haven't had a drink,
Oh,
Yeah, I mean I've wanted to,
On several occasions like right now for example,
but I haven't so,
I'd have to say the meetings I guess are working for me,
For now at least,
That's good,
Good, Good yeah, uhm,
Chip, seems to say the same thing,
- Is that right? - Yeah!
- He does it you know just works, - I love it,
Works wonders for him,
Well you know I gotta tell you this guy he's uh,
hell of a sponsor for me,
It's a hell of a man you got yourself right here,
You should see the way they treat him at the meetings, it's like
he' an old war vet or a movie star,
- I don't know about that, - Oh!
- Come on! - Is that right?
Absolutely right, he's like
our own Tom Cruise,
Oh my god, wow,
Okay, okay, yeah, no wonder he still goes,
Yeah I know, no
- no fucking wonder, - To Tom,
- To Tom,
You know,
Russel's the real talk of the town,
He's the real hero,
I mean I can't imagine what the uh,
the Lee family's going through but,
it's gotta be hell on Earth,
Gosh your line of work
must be so intense,
How's it all coming?
Uhm,
Well, it's a process,
But it's coming,
Good,
Do you have any leads or anything?
As a matter of fact,
I think we're getting pretty close,
Well that's good!
That's good right?
- Yeah, - So uh,
how are you feeling?
What do you mean?
Chip told me about the health scare,
She's good,
You look fine,
I'm fine,
- You're fine, - Thank you,
Oh, you're sweet,
What about you no girlfriend?
Huh?
No lucky lady?
Well you know,
job keeps me busy, it's my first love,
You never wanted kids?
Uhm,
Maybe someday,
- You know what? - Hmm?
I have a very cute friend,
Well there we go,
Tiffany?
Okay, I'm sorry can't you see it
Chip, Russel here and Tiffany?
Yeah,
I can see it, yeah,
We'll have to do a double date or something,
- I'm gonna talk to her, - Okay,
Then I'm gonna have Chip let you know,
- Alright that'd be fine, - Okay, Okay,
We could go, bowling or something,
Do you bowl Russ?
No,
Well you know what she will actually be at Marty's birthday party,
- Oh, - Yeah,
So uhm,
I mean I don't know if uh,
- laser tag is your thing but, - Well,
she'll be there,
So,
I'll go ahead and check my schedule see what I can do,
Okay, yeah,
It'll be fun,
Well, uhm,
I'm so sorry but I better put that little asshole to bed,
- Yeah, - Thanks babe,
Absolutely,
Anytime,
Thanks for the dinner,
- It' delicious, - You are so welcome,
Take the bottle away,
You boys better not dig into my wine okay!
That was fun,
Yup,
Actually, you know what?
Hmm,
I got this real long drive ahead of me,
I really gotta take a shit,
You mind?
- You gotta shit right now? - Yeah,
Alright,
You sure, cause-
Yeah, it's fine,
Thank you,
Hey I probably should have told you
but that bathroom can act a little bit funny,
I'll figure it out,
Yeah, I should have had you use the other bathroom,
I'm already,
halfway in,
So,
I think maybe we should try to,
speed it up if we can, I really gotta get to bed,
I gotta be up tomorrow,
Okay,
Can you please walk away from the door?
Sure,
What the fuck are you doing?
- I think you need to come out, - Just step,
the fuck, hey, Chip,
Just step away from the door alright?
Alright just open the door,
Chip!
Back up from the door right fucking now!
Is everything okay?
Yeah, uh,
door got jammed here,
Sorry, to wake you,
I get claustrophobic,
Oh,
- Thanks again for the dinner, - Of course,
Come on,
Stupid fucking detective,
I'm down at the power plan- ah! The fuck!
Everything that I'm telling you is backed up on that disc,
Get the fuck out of my precinct,
Okay honey, just wait right here okay,
Alright,
Well they said you can get out of here in a couple of hours
if you're feeling up for it,
I just don't know why you had to leave the house last night,
I-
Look I want everything to get better,
I want us to get better,
I want you to know that I'm done,
for good,
And I'm sorry for everything,
Yeah me too,
You shouldn't be here Russel,
Do you need me to call someone?
Okay,
Happy Birthday
dear Marty,
Happy birthday
to you,
Happy Birthday,
Happy birthday,
You never wanted kids?
Happy Birthday,
You never wanted kids?
- You got kids? - Nah,
You never wanted kids?
Maybe someday,
Everybody shut up, everybody shut up!
When I'm talking, thank you so much,
We have a golden rule here, that is no running,
Okay,
On the count of three I want to hear
you say it: One, two, three!
No running!
Lovely,
Second rule very important: no cursing, no yelling,
On the count of three I want to hear you say it again: One, two, Three,
No cursing! No yelling!
Good,
Now onto gameplay,
This is your gun,
And this is your vest,
Okay, you're gonna have sensors on the chest,
and on the back, That's what you're aiming for on the opposing team,
Oh, one more thing you guys,
Have fun out there,
Have fun,
Who are you?
That fucking smell,
You'll get used to it,
You're Andrew Lee I presume,
- How do you know that?
- Everyone's looking for you kid,
So you're gonna answer me?
Huh?
Who are you?
I'm the guy who's gonna get you out of here kid,
It's a fart!
Run,
Do you know who I am?
Is that your son?
What is all this?
This was all the stuff he shoved up his ass,
Would you say it's better than last week?
- Oh yeah, yeah, uh,
The physical therapist has been
a miracle worker,
- Significantly better, - Good,
Okay so on a scale of one to ten,
one being the least amount of pain and ten the most
what would you say?
- Probably around a three,
Great! Glad to hear it,
- Okay, - We good,
Right now I'd like to do a thorough examination,
- So, - What does that mean?
Take off your pants, turn around and face the wall,
Just checking for any internal bleeding,
Dear father,
thank you for this meal we are about to eat,
Thank you for keeping us safe,
Alive,
In this crappy situation,
No pun intended,
We hope one day soon
you can get us out of here,
Back to our warm beds
and our families,
Thank you Lord,
Amen,
Now this will only hurt for a second alright,
So,
Inhale,
And exhale,
Colon,
Dad,
Dad!
Stay here,
Hmm, you're pretty loose back here,
Really,
That's weird,
Okay, I'm gonna refill your script for the Vicodin,
Take two every four hours,
And, uh,
let's do another round of the antibiotic,
Four in the morning with your breakfast, okay,
And, uh, that is it Mr, Hero,
You call me if you have any questions,
- Thanks, - You're welcome,
You know I gotta,
come clean again with you guys,
When all this
went down I was, uhm,
I was out of control,
I would have
one drink,
and that would lead to another,
And another and you just fall into that spiral again,
I know all of you guy know what I'm talking about,
I apologize for not
being honest with you,
I was ashamed, I was scared, I was so many things,
And now I look across and see this empty seat,
and I realize how minimal my problems really were,
How much worse off it could have been for me,
It's weird cause, the irony of it all is,,,
I have no desire to drink,
At any time, you know,
a very sick, sick man could come back to get
me and my family
It's strange you know, I'm not,
I'm no longer scared,
Thank you,
I would like to say a few words,
I know Chip hates the spotlight but uh,
but here we stand today with,
with a true hero,
Who, uh,
get over here,
in a life or death situation,
reacted with no hesitation,
Did yeah?
To save lives and to
and to put a stop to the real scumbags,
Which is uhm,
Which is more than I think I could have ever done,
And that's saying something,
Well I want to say thank you guys seriously thank you so much,
Well no thanks necessary,
what are we, now what are we gonna do guys
we're gonna persevere on aren't we,
And uh, and uhm,
it was in the midst of John Lee's leave of grievance,
We have Chip at our- No,
We have the Gutch Man,
The Gutch Man!
We have the Gutch Man to take his place!
I think we all know what's coming!
We gotta embarrass this guy a little bit alright!
Alright so let's go ahead and let's drop a beat you know the drill!
Okay,
Oh!
My name is Rick and I'm here to say
the last few weeks have been quite strange,
Through ash we will rise again!
Cause Chip just got a promotion!
With Chip in charge we'll reach the top!
And RTM won't ever stop!
Sing it Chip! Chip! Chip!
Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip!
Chip! Chip! Chip!
Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip!
OOOOH!
No, no, no, no, no, no,
Fuck,
Fucker!
Fuck!
Chip?
You alright in there?
You stupid fucking dog,
Dry off, dry off,
Dry off,
Fuck,
Sit,
Stay,
Oh my God,
Hello,
Hi,
Oh my God,
Hi baby, is that you?
Hi honey,
Chip!
Oh my God!
It's him, it's Rocky!
- What's going on? - Right?
This is him!
Oh my God!
- Look at him!
He came back,
He remembered us and he came back,
Hi baby!
- That's really him, - Oh my God!
Look at him, look at the little guy he's all wet,
- He's soaked, - What happened to him!
Alright kid,
you're next,
I'm so sorry I can't make it today honey,
It's okay,
I'd rather you not be there,
- I'm nervous enough as it is, - Really?
Why? You're gonna be great,
- I'm not one for speeches, - I know,
You know I was thinking uhm,
maybe in a couple of weekends we could go back to Sanibel,
It's so fun,
We can take Marty and,
what was that place we used to go to, uhm the Cottage Inn I think,
And then you know, uh there's that Italian place we could take him there
- He would love it, - I don't really have,,,
time for this right now,
- Oh,
I'm just a little,
I'm just nervous you know,
- Uhm yeah sure, - What if we talk about it later?
I should get going dear,
Okay,
Help! Help!
No don't touch it!
Look at me!
You're gonna be fine!
Welcome!
Thank you all for coming,
I'm Mayor Micheal Cage,
And we're here today to,
celebrate a true American hero,
I thank our lucky stars every single day
that this man was able to stop this monster,
And I can tell ya,
that we're doing everything in our power
to find him,
Now,
It's not often that we give out this award,
And when we do,
it's usually to one of our boys in blue,
Today,
we're about to make an exception,
So without further ado,
Here's South Kritika Counties own white knight
Chip F, Gutchell,
Wow, Whoo!
What the fuck!?
Oh God!
Case closed,
Huh?