- Did we order this? - What the hell do you think?
- Honey, have you ordered a dead pig? - Yes,
- Shouldn't I just grill steaks? - No, it's too boring,
We have to create a ritual for our guests, Fuck minimalism,
- You're not setting it up? - Set it up?
I thought you were going to mount the pig on the stick and then we just lit a fire,
I'll just deliver the pig and the skewer, and you'll do the rest,
What the hell are we going to do?
Peter, you must go to YouTube, Google,
Does not? Be a man,
- Find out, - What is it?
It is a free-range pig,
- Is that our dinner? - Yes, We're having guests tonight,
I hate you!
Well done, Helene,
Can't you google how to not traumatize your children?
- Be a mother, - Stop!
Treasure? Try listening here,,,
I look forward to meeting your brother, What is his wife's name?
- Gertrude, - Gertrude?
- Yes, - Seriously?
- Her name is Helene, - Okay,
- I'm nervous, I think, - Don't be nervous, honey,
- Everything is good, - Are they cute?
Yes, They are cute, You are sweet, Everything is as it should be,
Two seconds,
We could never bring ourselves to eat the sweet pig,
It was a mistake, wasn't it too?
Surely the neighbor bought it, right?
Him the psychopath?
Yes, Yes, it is probably psycho Lars who ordered it,
- The holiday will be delicious, - We look forward,
- Where are you going? - We are going to Mallorca,
Shut up, how delicious, I've heard it's great,
So can you have a really, really good time?
- Yes ,,, Now you take good care of them, - I'll do that,
Flowers are like old people, They need water, water, water,
But why do we eat dead animals?
We eat meat because there is a lot of protein in meat,
And you become big and strong,
But we only eat organic meat,
But it's still expensive,
Yes,
But organic animals live a long and happy life with grass and space,,,
- But it's even sadder, - Why is that honey?
It is better to die if you are unhappy,
Yes ,,,
Shall we watch a movie on the iPad?
I am really hungry, You said I'm vegan, didn't you, honey?
Yes, I mean that that I have said,
Do you think we should say I'm pregnant?
- Let's wait a bit, - Why?
I was to blame for an accident, so my other brother, Jesper, hovers between life and death,
- And we have to celebrate his birthday today, - What does it have to do with pregnancy?
Peter and Helene have been trying to have children for a long
time, so I don't want to come - - with my newly pregnant girlfriend,
Well, it's also a shame that they can't have children themselves,
But that has nothing to do with us, Plus, they have a child,
- We haven't had a scan yet, - We have to do that tomorrow,
Then I text a picture from the scan,
It is good to be specific before talking about it,
Would you rather text a picture than say it today?
That's just how things roll in my family,
- Shall we buy them a bottle of wine? - No,
Peter has a wine cellar, His wine does not cost less than 3000,
You can't give them anything,
I'm hungry,
Happy Birthday,
- Hello, Ibber, - Hello,
Well,,,?
- Who was it? - It was Torleif, Him from Norway,
- Well, that's him? - Yes,
- He looks lovely, - Well, Torleif is beautiful,
- Shall we ,,,? - Yes,
Is there something wrong?
I let her watch a movie on the iPad,
Force majeure,
Sorry for being snarky before,
It is fine, I was also sarcastic, Pardon,
I love you,
I love you too,
Have you just smoked?
Yes,
Well, what do we do? They'll be here in an hour,
- Can't we call him the emergency chef? - No, It will be too show-off-like,
Okay ,,,
- Hello, - Howdy,
- You are early on it, - Are we?
- Yes, - What the hell is going on here?
- Well, we wanted to roast a pig, but,,, - Then Isabel was traumatized,
No, she is not traumatized, So,,,
- We have to change the saddle a bit, - We have to go down and do some shopping,
Could you perhaps keep an eye on Isabel in the meantime?
- Hello, My name is Laura, - Pardon, It's Helene,
- It's Laura, - There was panic in it, Good to meet you,
You too, Well, I've brought some natural wine with me,
It may not be the most expensive thing in town, but it was in the wine cellar for a few years,
Thanks, In the wine cellar? You cannot actually store natural wine,
I love natural wine,
I also like natural wine, So thank you very much, Cool box,
What about you, Ibber? You don't have anything running at all?
No, I am in a quiet period, I need to look inward a little,
- But you're okay? - Yes Yes, Super okay,
Now you have to remember that we promised each other to be 120% honest,
I think you said 200% in due course,
- 200%? - When we opened the relationship, you said 200%,
Yes?
Yes, First you say 200, now you say 120, It doesn't add up,
Is there something you are hiding from me?
No, it's not there, What would it be?
Do you love Torsten?
- Torleif, - Are you in love with him?
Ib, I love you,
- She seems pretty young, huh? - Yes,
So, she looks like a 12,5, It borders on the illegal,
It's just us who have grown old,
I think it's very well done by my brother,
She seems nice, They seem happy,
Okay, you seem a little half-impressed,
This is just their summer house, They are building a house,
No, how insane,
Holy shit,
Why are they so rich?
Peter started a software company when he was 19 and later sold it,
He retired when he was 26,
- What kind of software was that? - It's something with cookies,
He must be quite intelligent,
He is lucky, What he earns in a month, I cannot achieve in a lifetime,
- Helene, What is she doing? - Psychologist,
Nice,
- Hello, - Hello,
No, where this smells good, Are they shopping bags?
- We're a little late on that one, - Its gonna be very nice,
- Hey, Sis, - Hello, Good to see you,
- Hello, - Hello,
- My name is Laura, - Is it your au pair?
No, it's my girlfriend, Laura,
- Of course, Hello Laura, - Hello,
- My name is Hans-Fabian, - Ib, Hello,
- Hi, Ib, - Nice,
I am Helene's little brother, You can call me Fab if we become good friends,
You do, Nice to meet you,
You too,
- Our wine? - Yes, we have a small offering with us,
No, what is this?
A Château Corton from 1995, Don't you think so?
Boys,,,stop it! You know the way to my heart,
- We'll do that then, - What kind of exciting thing is that?
- It is a natural wine, - Well, corporate gift?
No, it's something that,,, Laura has come along,
No, how span,,, It's a nice box it comes in,
- And what does someone like you do? - What I am doing?
Yes, so, do you have a job or are you studying?
Yes, I go to Fata Morgana,
- Okay? - Fata Morgana? Is it ,,,?
- It's such a photography school, - Exciting,
- Cool, - So you have to be a photographer?
Maybe, I do not know,
Well,,,
- And what are you doing? - I am a behavioral designer,
Okay, What does it mean to be a behavioral designer?
In all its simplicity, it's about us humans having a control
system - - which defines our actions, and occasionally a
glitch can occur - - and that's where I do a bit of magic,
Don't worry, honey, I can fix you,
- Then there is something for the palate, - Delicious,
- Wonderful, - Thanks,
- And what about Erica? She comes? - Yes, She's probably on her way,
- How is she? - I think it's hard for her,
But,,, She's cool enough,
- Shall we toast Jesper? - Yes,
- For Jesper, - Cheers!
- Cheers, - Cheers,
What about you, Nicolaj? It must be hard for you too,
Yes, even if it wasn't your fault, of course,
I think it's hard for all of us,
I stopped by Erica's gallery the other day, She seemed happy,
Actually kind of strangely unaffected by it all,
But what do I know? You can't be sad all the time,
Aren't you the psychologist? You must be the expert,
So,,, You can say that man has a unique ability to normalize,
Even the most insane circumstances become normal in an astonishingly short time,
Then you might as well be in a coma,
What do you mean?
If you normalize everything, you go through life without noticing,
- Hello, - Hi, Erica,
- Good to see you, - Hey darling, Good to see you,
- Hello, - This is my girlfriend, Laura,
- Hello, - Hello, Cozy, Erica,
What is the difference between a behavioral designer and a psychologist?
Funny you ask, A psychologist mostly just sits and talks,
A behavioral designer acts,
Yes, or the psychologist tries to find the root of people's problems,
The behavioral designer embellishes the symptoms,
A psychologist takes 1800 per hour, a behavior designer takes 5-10,000,
- No, that's simply a lie, - And what about you?
- What do I take in class? - Yes, Or what you do,
I am an accountant,
And a Formula 1 racing driver on the side,
My dream woman is 50% accountant and 50% masseuse,
Then all my needs are covered,
You could say that a psychologist is a kind of accountant for your emotions,
- Am I not the woman of your dreams? - Yes honey, It was a joke,
Well okay ,,,
My dream man has a good sense of humor,
- Well, it must be me, Cheers, - Hey darling,
- Hello, - Hello,
Do you want to sit here?
Mom, can I have an aperitif too?
- Yes, What would you like? - A virgin mojito,
- Good choice, - It may be that father can help you,
- Do you cook for everyone? - Do we have any fresh mint?
I didn't know Apiterif until I was 30,
It's called an aperitif, You said apiterif,
- Apiterif, - No, aperitif,
- Does it taste like it usually does, honey? - Then there are appetizers,
We have organic dates that I personally smuggled home from Morocco,
They are wrapped in beech chip smoked bacon from a free-range pig,
The dates are glazed in manuka honey, which is characterized by its spicy taste,
And a sprinkling of fresh mint to kick the sweetness a little in the ass,
I hope it tastes good,
- Cheers to the chef, - Yes, cheers,
- Cheers! - Cheers,
We have to sing a birthday song,
No, it's a bit strange, isn't it?
Who's birthday is it?
- It's Jesper's birthday, - Where is he?
Jesper is still in hospital,
- What is he doing over there? - He's sleeping right now,
- Yes, - Does he sleep on his birthday?
- But it's nice to sing, - Yes we can,
Erica, what do you think?
I think we should sing a birthday song, That is a good idea,
Today is Jesper's birthday,
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
He will probably get the gift he wanted
this year - - with nice chocolates and cakes,
No, how good, Yes ,,,
It was good,
Goodnight honey, Sleep well?
- Mother? - Yes?
If Jesper dies, will he become organic meat?
No, Why do you say that?
Because he has lived a happy life,
Yes Yes,
- Hakuna honey, Was that all? - Manuka,
From New Zealand, We were there last summer,
- I have never been to New Zealand, - No,
Do you say 'in' New Zealand? 'On' New Zealand?
You say 'i' when it is a country,
That is the rule,
I actually know a game we could play if it is,
- Not SP or K, right? - No,
No, We all put our mobiles on the table - - and then
everything that comes from calls and texts, we have to share,
Parts? If you receive an SMS, should you read it out loud?
Yes, and if it rings, it must be put on loudspeaker so that everyone can hear,
I don't think that's a good idea, honey,
I have tried it at a party, You get to know each other in a different way,
Instead of controlling how you want to present yourself, you just let go,
Yes ,,,
- I like that, - It sounds funny,
I don't need to get to know you better,
It requires that you dare and that you don't have ugly secrets,
- Do you have secrets, honey? - Of course not,
- My phone is not locked, - What about the rest of you?
So, it's a bit of a hostage situation you've put us in,
If you say no, you have admitted that you have ugly secrets,
I thought people your age had it all figured out,
- Whoa, whoa, - At our age, Exciting kick-in,
But Ib and I live in an open relationship,
So at least we have no secrets from each other, Well?
It is true, We are somewhere in between 120 and 200% honest with each other,
- Do you live in an open relationship? - Yes,
No, how exciting,
- You think it's exciting? - Yes, I think that's brave,
- Don't you think so, honey? - I think it sounds like self-deception,
It's just a way to be dating and single at the same time,
That's where we disagree, The ultimate self-delusion must
be - - believing that you can only have feelings for one person,
That you never feel like having sexual experiences with anyone other than your spouse,
It is a lie, Ib and I don't want to live on that lie,
It's a huge release and hugely liberating - - to be
able to be 100% honest about your wants and needs,
Flirt with others, sleep with others without it being a crime,
- What? - 100,
- Now we are down to 100% honesty, - No, Ib, damn it,
If you put two pieces of fruit together, they rot faster,
A good metaphor for marriage, right? They accelerate each other's decay,
- A kind of passive euthanasia, - Are you drunk already, Peter?
In Helene's case, passive-aggressive euthanasia,
- It was a joke, - It wasn't funny,
Erica probably doesn't think so either, Jesper hovers between life and death,
You need not be offended on my behalf, It was very funny,
There you go,
Here we have the liver of a goose that has been force-fed,
Have suffered all life for our pleasure, Chopped for a foie gras pâté,
In addition, organic baby gherkins, frisée salad and sorrel,
- Bon appetit, - How delicious it looks,
What became of the play that was proposed? Did we just kill it?
- Yes, didn't we? - What kind of game?
- It's Clara,,, - Laura,
Fuck ,,, Laura has suggested that we put our phones on the
table - - and then you have to say what comes of messages and calls,
- Let's just drop it, - I think we should do that,
It could be really interesting,
- Look, she was progressive-aggressive, - Please just shut up,
I'm with you, Sis, Interesting, I'd like to, I have nothing to hide,
I think ,,, whoa, It was me, actually,
- We're already starting, - A picture from my other boyfriend,
- This is Torleif from Norway, - Handsome guy,
- Thanks, Isn't he a snob? - Can i see?
- Okay ,,, - Can you turn it this way?
He is training,
So now I'll put it down here, Come on ,,,
- It will be fun, - Shall we do it?
- Yes let's do it, - Shall we have a teenage party?
Peter, your phone,
Then we play,
- Ibber, come on, - Yes, yes, we can do that,
- Here you go, - Come on baby,
- Come on, Nicolaj, - Nicolaj, come now,
I think it's so mindless,
- Well! - How exciting! Then we play,
I actually have Jesper's phone, Shouldn't he be in the play?
It is perhaps an ethical dilemma to enter into,
It was a joke, I can feel that it wasn't just,,,
- We can eat at the same time, - Okay,
Honey, why do you have your cell phone on the plane?
- Flight mode? - It's also a way to play,
- It is a mistake, - Whoa, then someone came here,
- What was it? - It is me,
Let's hear,
It's just Amnesty International, They send text messages once in a while,
- It's quite unnerving, - But she must read it aloud,
I'll read it out loud: A woman stoned to death on her
birthday, Stop the violence in Bahrain, Answer with Stop!
- Are you answering then? - Yes,
Good, we stopped the violence in Bahrain, Then we can have fun with a clear conscience,
- Cheers, - Cheers,
It's about helping where you can, right?
If thousands respond, then it creates awareness,
I can promise you that text message will go viral,
And then you pay DKK 200 a month to pacify your guilty conscience,
At the same time as you drive a Tesla and eat delicious roast beef,
The glass can be half full or half empty, You choose yourself,
I think Erica's glass is empty, Are you ready for red wine?
- Isn't it about time? - Yeah,
Speaking of roast, I slip out and look at it,
- You didn't say I'm a vegan, - That's what I mean, I said,
Peter? I have said, that laura is vegan right?
No you have not,
- You're vegan, as in,,,? - Zero meat, zero fish,
Zero animal products, zero eggs,
- We're a bit fucked there, - I can only eat apples,
So,,, Why haven't you said it?
- I feel I have said it, - Feel? I don't feel that,
Then I hadn't served her bacon and foie gras, Do you understand?
Yes Yes,
- Isn't there a new vegan restaurant in Gilleleje? - What is that?
We can actually achieve that, They have drone takeaway,
- Yes, then we will get the best out of it, - We must have that!
We forget that your boyfriend is an idiot, Order what you want,
Then they send the food with a drone, It's completely insane,
- No, I'm actually looking forward to that, - Smoking break, or ,,,?
- Honey, do you still smoke? - Let her though,
I smoke a little pot once in a while, Otherwise it gets a bit boring,
Stop, stop, The mobile must be on the table, if there are text messages,
- Such! - Perfect,
chana masala, such a ,,,
Chutney, extra rice,
Khatta meetha,,,
Just order what you want, Give it gas,
Well, you're standing out here?
- Shall you have? - No, Or yes, I can do that,
- That's it, it's ordered, - Well, cheers to that,
- And the drone, which is coming soon,,, - Cheers, It's going to be good,
Did you notice that we have the same kind of phone?
- No, - You are a real Huawei girl,
No, I think not, I'm not into technology,
Neither am I,
Or at least I hate Apple,
It is psychological terror, You put all your eggs in their basket,
iPhone, iMac, iWatch and iPad and ,,,
In Me-in-the-ass, you,
And you have to update all the time because the battery life gets worse,,,
It all gets more expensive too, In the end I was like, "Apple, stop it!"
So I switched over to the enemy, Huge status loss, I know,
I will not be in an abusive relationship with Apple,
I'm not going to be a victim for the rest of my life, am I?
Are you and Huawei in an open relationship as well or what?
Want to trade phones with me, just for a few hours?
- Why would I? - No one will find out, They are identical,
For what reason should we exchange phones?
It is a secret,
You need to tell me so I can decide if I want to,
Okay ,,,
I have committed a criminal act,
Okay, Exciting,
I hired a man to kidnap Ringo,
Who the fuck is Ringo?
Ringo, Fab's mindless dog,
As I watch when he flies out and fucks the whole world,
Have you not agreed to an open relationship?
Yes of course, But what is my alternative?
A life without a dog, for example,
I have agreed with the kidnapper that it will happen tonight,
So at 22 he sends a picture of the dog with the message: "Mission accomplished,"
No one will be happy for that message to get out,
So won't I have a problem when the image appears on my phone?
You can just say that it is an exhibition, Art,
Okay,
You find that Apple is the violent party,
But you plan to have your husband's dog kidnapped,
You don't know the details,
Oops, It's Ib, Ib!
Are you nice to do a swap with me?
No way am I going to be a part of your sick plot against your husband,
- No, You are sick in the head, - No I'm not,
- Ib, You have received a message, - Okay, Thanks, Yes,
I'll be there in a minute, I come now,
- May I be allowed myself? - Gladly,
Reach, It's just a message from my fitness app,
What does it say?
It's a reminder, I have to do an exercise every two hours,
Need to lift a fork? Is it the drill?
- We'll see the exercise then, - Yes we have to, It is true,
- No, - It's part of the game, isn't it?
- I'd like to see it, - Me too,
- Good, Ib, - It is of course the most difficult,
Oh boy!
Shouldn't you stretch your back more? So almost looking up at the ceiling?
- Like that, Ib! - Come on, Ib, Stretch the leg,
Isn't it nice, Nicolaj?
It was 10-20 pieces,
- Was that all? - Yes,
It then only corresponds to going up the stairs once,
How is it going with your dog spa, Nicolaj?
- It's closed, - You had a dog spa, right?
Spa and gym, It was called Doggystyle,
- Too bad we didn't get Ringo down there, - Yes, it was a shame,
- You had an infrared dog sauna, right? - Sauna, massage, gym, the whole thing,
It just sounds like a great concept, Did it go bad or what?
It went well, It was unethical to make that much money so I shut the shit down,
Did you invest in it, Peter?
I stopped investing in him when his virtual parachute park went down,
- Then I was ahead of my time, - I have to promise that,
Now I have a flower stem,
A flower stalk? What is it?
It is a hotel for flowers, Flower frame, What do people do when they go on vacation?
The plants must be on flower stalks, I pick them up, fix it all
up,,, and pamper them while people are on vacation or at the beach,
How do you pamper flowers? It is exciting,
Gives them nourishment, minerals and talks to them,
- Talking to them? - Yes,
- Oops, - Who is Jannik?
- A friend of mine, - He may have tended a flower,
- Should it be on speakers? - Yes, it must,
- Hello, Jannik, - I just wanted to know if you're with me,
- It's fairly safe, yes, - It sounds good,
You put five of the long ones, Does not?
- Yes, I have arranged that, - Such, Did you see the match?
- No, I'm at my brother's for dinner, - Your brother?
I didn't think you cared about him,
- Well, I'll give an update later, - It is well, Hello,
Five of the long ones, Nicolaj?
Me, Jannik and someone else have a bet, It's just some football,
Five of the long ones, Is it 500?
Yes,
Okay,
- No, huh? - Is it 5000?
You just asked me to chip in 5000 for the rent,
- That's exactly why, - I don't quite understand that,
If we win, we get the money back six times,
- Didn't you stop playing? - I have no problem,
5000 is less than what that chair costs,
Okay, yes, But unlike you, I have the money,
And yes, you have a problem,
That's why I paid for a rehab course for you in Sweden,
- Peter,,, - I must talk to him then!
But was that money out the window?
Your phone, Peter,
It's probably the morality police,
Who is it?
It is a reminder from the dentist, I'm going to the dentist on Thursday,
- I love going to the dentist, - Mother?
Hey darling, Aren't you sleeping yet? Why?
I can not sleep, You make too much noise,
I have exchanged our phones, The code is 6 x 7,
- Should I just go up again? - Yes please,
- Sleep well, honey, - Good night,
- Would you like some water? - Yes please,
Then I'll get it straight to you,
Mother?
- Take care, honey, - Thanks,
You have your glasses on, but how do you do the skydive?
Then you hung with an elastic band,
It wasn't an elastic band, It felt like an olfert, It didn't work,
It was the graphics that didn't work,
- So,,, - Whoa,
- Honey, it's yours, Read Out Loud, - Yes Yes,
- What the hell is that number? - Read,
- Now read aloud, Nicolaj, - It's exciting now,
What does it say?
"I miss your delicious body,"
- Who writes it to you? - It must be a mistake,
- Is that why you put it on the plane? - No, I don't know the number,
- But who writes it to you? - I do not know!
Now it rings, What should I do?
Yes, you should take it, Otherwise, I'll take it,
No, you have to put it on speakers,
Hello? Who is it?
Oh, Nicholas,,,
- I miss you so much, - Who is it?
It's me, Nicolaj, And I'm completely naked,
Now I touch myself, Oh, Nicholas,,,
Do you like it when I touch myself? I miss you so much, Nicolaj,
- Fuck off! - How funny!
Damn! I knew it was a joke,
You had no idea, How fun it looked,
- What kind of phone is that? - My work phone,
- Do you have a burner phone? - It must go on the table then,
- Yes, it must, - I have a duty of confidentiality with clients,
It's just tacky, Then there was another one,
I didn't think you had any friends at all, Who writes to you?
It's takeaway, It is on its way,
- The drone is on its way, - No, I'm kind of looking forward to that,
- It's a bit sci-fi like, - In total,
- What the hell happened? - I think it was shot down,
- No, - That can not be true,
- Could psycho-Lars make it up? - Safe, It's our neighbor,
- What should we do? - My chana masala,,,
With mango chutney, We have to find it,
It will probably be a little difficult,
After all, we can't find a crashed takeaway in the middle of the night in a forest,
My mango chutney…
Here, There's something here, I think,
What is it? It's the chutney,
- My mango chutney, - Oh boy,
Then it's time for the main character of the evening, this Château Corton, Thank you very much,
Who wants to taste? Laura?
- I actually don't like red wine, - Fine, Nicholas?
- Im going to pass, - At least you will, honey,
- With pleasure, - With pleasure, I'm looking forward to it,
And, Laura, I'm really looking forward to tasting your natural wine too,
I should never have brought that damn wine, Why didn't you stop me?
I tried that too, Fuck it,
- What do we experience? - Red fruit, Beautiful color, Ruby red,
It has soil, Fungus, primordial stone,
A slight floral note,
Nivea cream,
- No! - Taste of Nivea, I guarantee,
No, it's me, Exciting, Let's see what it was,
- Well, it's a snap, - Cheers,
I am looking forward to Lillehammer,
He has started to speak Danish,
- I miss you, See you soon, - Yes, see you,
- Well, he's so cute, - He looks like you,
No, do you think so?
So maybe you want to say goodnight to Torleif?
I'll send him a snap a little later,
I would like you to do it in writing,
Okay, Then I send a text,
It probably sounds completely wrong - - but in a way
I feel closer to Jesper after he has fallen into a coma,
I'll do it,
It's as if we communicate on a wordless, metaphysical level, almost,
It also makes good sense - - that
language can be a kind of distancing
filter - - in human communication,
It would be cool with me if all conversations were cut by 80%,
Yes, if you can't put it concretely into an
Excel sheet - - then I can't relate to it at all,
- It's a bit sad, isn't it? - Yes,
Or boring, anyway,
But it is clear that when you sit for such a long time and
look into a screen - - then at one point or another at the
end of the day - - a world will peek out behind the digits
- - which in many ways are both soulful and metaphysical,
I think we are talking about the same thing, actually, We do not disagree,
- Well, who is it? - It is my,
- Hi Dad, - Hey darling, Listen to this,
I have spoken with Dr, Abrahamsen, and I have good news,
- I was supposed to call him, - Yes, but he called about something third,
But of course we came to talk about you, He is in
Malmö next week - - and can do the operation on you there,
I'll just check my calendar tomorrow,
You know that Abrahamsen is booked for two years ahead,
He is willing to squeeze you in as a personal favor,
Thank you Father, It's just a little short notice,
Do you want new breasts or not?
That's the way it is, When Abrahamsen has time, you also have time,
- It is fine, I am calling him, - It's good, little darling, Bye Bye,
- That's so typical, father, - What is a typical father?
I have been asking him for two years about an appointment with Abrahamsen,
But when the favorite daughter calls, she has to go first,
Treasure ,,,
Should you have new breasts made?
"Sweety,"
But why? You are beautiful the way you are,
That's what I'm saying too,
They should not be larger, They just have to sit like they once did,
Just wait 15 years and you'll know what I'm talking about,
But you are a psychologist,
Are psychologists not allowed to have nice breasts?
Yes of course, But,,,
But what? What's the problem?
I just think that a psychologist should help others to respect themselves,
So women who have had their breasts done don't respect themselves?
I don't hear you saying that,
Why isn't your dad making your new breasts?
Isn't he Denmark's best plastic surgeon? Is it strange?
- It's sick, your father has to go over, - I don't think you need it,
Helene's breasts are neither too big nor too small,
They sit or hang, just as they should,
- I'm getting tired of that game, - You were otherwise healthy,
Yes, Maybe we just don't need to talk about my breasts anymore,
Okay,
If Peter is against it, who are you getting breasts made for?
I do it for myself,
I have desires and needs independent of Peter,
- You don't care what Peter thinks? - I don't know what Peter thinks,
He can be a little reluctant to compliment me,
- I just said you were beautiful, - You made a bad joke,
You are perfect as you are,
You have to be a damn playwright to understand what you mean!
Pardon,
We just buy a new one! This is how we solve all our problems,
We just buy ourselves out of them,
Is everything alright?
- What happened? - It is only Peter who has wasted,
- Not the Château Corton, right? - I think,
Because it smells like Nivea cream now,
Do you care that I ruined your shirt? You just want to throw it out?
Didn't you just say we'd just buy a new one?
That shirt is a gift from me, I had it tailored in Morocco,
- You do not care? - Yes!
I don't fucking care!
Won't you stop yelling?
When things happen in life - - then a
space is opened for reactions and feelings,
You tend to want to fill that space with your emotions,
I can not ,,,
There is no room for me,
You suck all the air out so I can't breathe,
You're projecting, Peter, But thanks for the fine psychological analysis,
Damn nice, The thing is, you're terrible at being emotionally present,
But you're trying to wipe it on me and I'm not accepting it,
I want a divorce,
Let's talk about it when you're not pissed,
are you ok
Yes, Everything is fine,
- What is a date? - A date is a date,
Yes, but a raisin, it's a dried grape,
A prune is a dried plum, But a date?
There are fresh dates and dried dates,
Can't you see it breaks the system?
Why can't a dried date have its own name like prunes and raisins?
I feel totally weird about this,
- No, now I'll take a piece of meat, - You just have to do that,
- She does it! It's meat! - Yes Yes!
- Laura? Laura! - Laura? Laura!
- Was it delicious? - Wow how nice,
- Oops, - Honey, it's you,
Oh-oh!
No, it's my ex, Can't I just skip it?
No, you cannot skip,
- It's too embarrassing, - Those are the rules,
You must take it,
Okay,
- Hello? - Laura, I miss you,
Hi, Mark, I'm having dinner with some friends, Can we talk later?
Are you with Nicolaj?
Yes I am,
- The fucking fool, I smash him, - Mark, are you drunk again?
It doesn't add up because you say he has a small
dick, but you choose him, How does a small dick trump…
I can hear you're drunk, So we'll take it later, Bye Bye,
No no!
I have to spare Mark, It is too humiliating for him,
You think it's humiliating for him?
It seems like you are trying to spare yourself,
- It is also humiliating for Nicolaj, - I become uncertain about the rules of the game,
- I can understand that, - She has a game with fairly clear rules,
Which she then herself chooses to break,
- It was a really bad game, - It was a good game,
But should we go all in or not?
I don't mind if the rules can be bent,
I've said from the start that it's a fool's game,
So let's vote on it, Who is for?
- I'm also in favor, - I'm also in favor,
- Do not do that, - But then raise your arm, Ib,
- If everyone is with,,, - I do not follow,
- Nor am I, - There are four of us, so we continue,
- It's not fun when not everyone is on, - It's called democracy,
Laura has to stand and fall with her game, The rest of us have also put ourselves in a vulnerable space,
I have spoken about my breasts in plenary,
Nicolaj has heard that his penis is not an optimal size,
It's the diameter that matters, People know that, right?
- Well, - Yes, it's Mark again,
- Then we have to hear, - We are waiting in anticipation, Come on,
"Why should I hear from others, that you're pregnant?"
"Are you sure I'm not the father?", he writes,
Are you pregnant?
Yes,
How far are you from her?
We are due for the 12 week scan tomorrow,
- But congratulations, - Yes, Pardon,
Then it makes better sense that you got a craving for meat,
And mango chutney, It makes total sense,
You have cravings, And you eat for two,
And that might indicate that the other has a craving for meat, right, honey?
That's just not how you were supposed to be told,
- It does not matter, - Good news is good news,
- We must celebrate it, - Yes, We must have natural wine,
- It's now! - Yes!
- It's a screw cap, - But you must not taste the natural wine,
- That's why you didn't drink the Corton, - Yes, I'm not allowed to drink,
No, I'll skip it, Think, growing a little one,
- I'll have a big glass, - Damn them too,
It's the acid, hormones, that suddenly comes and,,,
- Yes ,,, - It's a whole new world, suddenly,
- Yes, I understand that, - What will happen and,,,
Yes!
- We lead! - Well, the fight, Is it over?
No, but we lead, 30 of the long ones, you,
- Congratulations, Congratulations, - No, how good,
Okay, I think I'll go to the bathroom,
- Shall I join? - No, it must be Nicolaj,
Are you okay, honey?
Are you mad?
- Why should I be mad? - About the bet,
No, you just do what you want,
What is it then?
I was just really looking forward to meeting your brother and his family,
But I've made myself look like a big idiot,
- They all love you, - Definitely,
Now you got your wish too, Now you have said you are pregnant,
Yes, in an insanely cool way,
Pregnancy trumps everything, When you discard that card, all is forgiven,
Are you sure?
Okay,
Is there a real chance that Mark is the father?
- Why do you say that? - That's a fair question, isn't it?
You left him because of me, Maybe there was an overlap,
I know who the father is,
And it's me?
Yes,
How long was it between you being with him and being with me?
Enough time, that is,
Then why does he know I have a small dick?
- One for you ,,, and for you, - No thanks,
- Don't you want crème brûlée? - There are eggs in it, so I can't,
You just ate meat,
- Yes, but now I'm vegan again, - Well,
- Did you know that? - No,
- Respect, - We'll leave it alone, You never know,,,
It goes back and forth a bit, Eat,
It looks damn nice,
- It's silky smooth, - It is ,,, yes, yes,
Shut up, that tastes good,
- Oops, A message came, - Exciting,
Yes, Who was it?
- It must have been you, Erica, - Oh yeah ,,,
Well, how sweet, Yes,
Well,,, Finally a sweet message,
Shut up, how crazy, Look how much it looks like Ringo,
- Yes, It must be the same breed, - It looks exactly like the same dog,
- It probably isn't, - How funny,
- Whose dog is this? - An artist I represent,
- Okay, - Named?
His name is Erik von Løvenkirchen,
Von Lövenkirchen? Is he German?
- Yes, German, - I don't think I've heard of him,
Yes Yes, He is quite up and coming,
- Yes he is, - Okay,
- What is he writing? - Well, what does he write?
- He writes: "Mission accomplished," - Mission accomplished?
What does it mean?
It's because he's doing a performance
- - where he has to hypnotize a dog,
- He's going to hypnotize a dog? - Yes,
And so he has been looking for the perfect candidate,
And it seems that it has succeeded now,
- That sounds fun, - I didn't know you could do that,
- Then it must be hypnotized, - I can't reveal too much,
- It's very exciting, - Ibber, aren't you driving home?
- Why do you say that? - I get worried about the blood alcohol level,
We haven't agreed on anything,
But you probably assumed I was driving home, Your needs come first,
I just thought we had a deal,
- We can just order a taxi, - I'll probably drive home,
- One per thousand from or to, - You can easily sleep here if,,,
No, - If Ib wants a drink,,,
Totally agree, Then we just take a taxi,
Damn, man,
- It was a funny sound that came there, - I think it was you, Ib,
Me? Well, yes, it is,
- Did your phone make that sound? - Yes,
It usually says something else,
Yes, but it's a Huawei, Huawei's ways are inscrutable,
- Now the code doesn't work either, - How strange,
I don't know either,,, Well, there it was,
Let's see,
It's from Simone,
Simon? Who is Simone?
I think it's the new cleaning lady at work,
What is she writing?
She writes: “Hi, how are you? I just want to say sorry,”
I just have to understand it, You've got a new cleaning wife,
Why does she write to you so late at night and write sorry?
- What has she done to you? - She hasn't done anything to me,
I actually think it's me who made a fool of myself,
I was a little behind her today,
I was annoyed that she hadn't dried the plants,
Treasure ,,,
If she's brand new, she should have a chance,
- I just had a bad day, - It happens,
After all, she is hired based on certain skills, We are not an educational institution,
- So you have to be ready from the start, - Yes Yes,
I am A-people and hire A-people, If you are not A-people, you must step,
Calm, There's no need to get so worked up over such a small thing,
It's like you can't get it in, Then I have to cut it out of cardboard,
"A people hire A people, B people hire C people," And I'm A-people, Fab,
Yes, that's understood,
Do A-people intend to reply to the text message?
- Yes, Should I do it? - What do you say?
- Say, you were a little snippy, - Write to her:
“Sorry, I had a bad day, I am happy with your work,"
No! No no, I really don't think you should,
- What is wrong with that? - Oh well ,,,
As Ib says, she is newly hired,
You don't know her at all, You don't know her motives,
It sounds like an honest attempt to get on good terms with his boss,
- I agree, - No, I think Erica has a point,
I don't actually know her,
And there's something about Simone that seems a little lousy,
No, now you two stop,
Erica, why do you have such strong opinions about what Ib should answer?
- She's trying to help me, - Burnt child abhors fire,
- Cloudy, - What?
- It's called "burnt child avoids fire", - Disgust, then you think it's disgusting,
- You are mansplaining me now, Cool, - You say it wrong,
- Honey, you gaslighter, - No, bullshit,
- She says it wrong, - This game is going off track now,
I'm just saying that I've been a victim of text harassment myself,
- No Yes, I have,
And I was pressured to give information
- - which he ended up using against me,
Yes, It was really hard,
- Thanks for sharing it, - I am just saying,
Yes, But it's still called "once bitten twice Shy",
- 1-2, he writes, - Is the match over?
Is that it?
Piss!
- So don't play for money you don't have, - Not now, Laura!
It's true what she says,
Piss! Shit!
I have every respect for how horrible it has been - -
but I don't see how responding should be used against Ib,
Fab, a human just shared something personal - -
maybe you should pop your ears out and listen, For once,
- I have heard what she said, - Do you have it?
- Now you are already at it again, - You're not listening, You drum,
No, I'm asking a question,
Can't you hear it yourself? That's the
scariest part - - that you're completely blind to it,
- Who is it? - Simon again,
What does she say now?
- "Why do not you answer?" - Should I answer her?
Yes,
I think you can write that you are with some friends,
- That you write tomorrow, - No, It's way too private,
Does she care where you are and what you are doing?
- Has she written again? - "Fuck you,"
- What the,,,? - Fuck you?
- Why does she write to you like that? - I have no idea,
She doesn't sound like A-people,
She calls! What should I do?
- Take it! - Yes,
Take it, Ib, you must take it,
It will ring shortly,
- Yes? - Yes hello, I have written to you,
Why do not you answer? That's not okay,
Hello? Are you there?
I would be very happy if you think about what you want,
Whether you want to be with me or not,
Whether you're into women at all,
Is that all?
You'll have to think about that a bit and let me know,
Because this makes me sad,
I can't really feel anything,
Okay, I don't believe that,
Honey, you don't believe that?
- Ib, what's going on here? - I do not know!
I must have given her some signals that she completely misunderstood,
Is she the type to be scolded?
I've always had the feeling
- - that she is B-people,
She's been employed two weeks and I don't think we're keeping her,
And then there is something completely religiously sectarian about her,
- Yes ,,, - Maybe she's on a mission,
By virtue of his religious beliefs, They love to convert homosexuals,
She probably ran around thinking: "Ib is gay, He needs to get back on track,"
If it succeeds, she comes back to her community, where there is a point system
- - and then they choose a winner at the end of the year or something like that,
Okay,,,Wow,
You have something to work on before you're going to be a father,
I'm just explaining that there might not be anything in it,
No no, Not that I support your theory,
I have respect for it, The fact is that there is nothing in it,
Now it rings again,
"I miss your kisses," Ib, she misses your kisses,
What the hell is going on? You owe me an explanation!
- What the hell are you doing? - Do you just want to relax?
Why do you talk like that? You travel the world and fuck everyone and everything,
Yes, I do, because we have an agreement that you are allowed to,
Yes, That's it,
- This is my new boyfriend, - But you ,,,
What is the most important ingredient in an open relationship? Honesty,
- You are not honest, - You use the honesty you want,
It varies from 200% to 120%, sometimes as low as 100%,
It is not an agreement made in Excel!
It is an agreement between our hearts!
I was not aware that it includes the fact that one can change sexual orientation,
Or what? I do not understand it, Are you straight now?
Nah, I'm just improvising a bit,
Driving off-piste,
Okay,
Driving off-piste?
- I think maybe,,, - It is fine,
Our relationship consists of an agreement where you do what suits you,
- Whereas I,,, - No,
I must conform to your needs, I'm tired of that,
So now I have followed my own needs, It must break or wear,
But I'm A-people, Fab, And you treat me like C-people,
Peter, I would like you to order me a carriage,
Oops, Before hell ,,,
I take responsibility for my needs, Who you want to be is up to you,
It is your responsibility, But you never take responsibility, Ib,
It is a crime against yourself and me and our entire relationship,
How long has it been going on?
- It is brand new, - Now I have to,,,
No, you do not!
I'm good,
This is brand new, isn't this?
Okay, Why couldn't you have just been with a man?
Have you been with a woman? Ib, why?
I need to throw up,
Why can't it be a woman?
He also felt bad about the dates, Is there a connection?
I think we should stop this game now,
- Yeah, fuck this game, - Yes, sorry, It can be bloody fun,
Yes,
- Just leave it alone, - Yes, we're done,
No, Let's finish this, Who is writing?
It is ,,,
- My training app, - Okay,
A training app?
- Do you also have a training app? - Yes, it's just a reminder,
Can i see?
- Yes, Can you see here? - It's the same as yours, Ib,
How funny that we have the same one,
Have you exchanged phones?
Erica, this is your phone, right?
- Yeah, - So you have exchanged?
It was Ib who did it, I was against it,
Ib, what the hell are you doing? Do you know how ,,,?
How can you come up with lying about ,,,?
Was that Ringo in that picture? Was fucking Ringo in that picture?
- Pardon, Stop for a moment, - Ib? Where is Ringo at?
Fab, there is a more pressing question here,
Erica, are you dating Simone while Jesper is in a coma?
I insist on an answer,
Ringo is a dog, Erica owes us an explanation, Erica, look at me,
- I don't owe you anything - Yeah,
Jesper is my brother, We have invested in your relationship, Emotional,
And financially, indeed, In your gallery, So I have the right to ask,
Just because Jesper is in a coma doesn't mean our relationship is sacred,
We've been trying to make it work for a long time,
We're trying to have fun in honor of our brother, and then you fuck another woman!
You can't plan for fun! You cannot decide that in week 43 we are enjoying ourselves,
And you can't buy yourself comfort either,
- Some other parameters are needed, - Okay,,, What are these parameters?
For example, don't be an asshole,
As this game has clearly proven that we all are,
I'm definitely not an asshole, I have been cooking all evening,
I have not received any further messages, How am I an asshole?
- Should everything be about you? - You are loud,
You talk too loud, I can not sleep,
Sorry dear, Come here,
Can I have dessert too?
- Yes ,,,? - Yes, you can have mine,
It's so delicious, It taste so good,
- Is the party good? - Yes, Super nice,
We enjoy ourselves,
- It sounded like you were arguing, - We don't, honey,
It just might sound like that when adults party,
But we enjoy ourselves,
- Do you know what I learned at school? - No,
- No, what have you learned? - Something about atoms,
About atoms? What have you learned?
That an atom is 99,8% empty space,
We are also made of atoms, so that means - - that if
you took the void out of all people - - then what
was left could be mashed together into a sugar cube,
Oh boy,
- Stop it, Isabel, - I did not know,
It sounds absolutely crazy,
I think this party is kind of boring,
I can understand what you think,
- Shall we Dance? - No, we won't, honey,
People are going home now and we have to go to bed,
- We're going to dance, - Treasure ,,,
- Honey, we're not going to dance now, - Yes, it will be nice,
When I'm bored, I change colors,
And I'm hiding so I'm completely gone,
When I'm bored, I change colors,
And I'm hiding so I'm completely gone,
I play cowboyyyyy…
And then I shoot with ink,
The eel twists, Look, it winds its way,
Try to watch me, I can follow too,
The eel twists, Look, it winds its way,
Try to watch me, I can follow too,
I wriggled,,,
Hello?
- Why do you stop the music? - I think the hospital called,
- The hospital? - Yes I think so,
It wasn't your fault,
It was ,,, the hospital,
- Jesper has woken up, - What?
No,,,
No, Erica,,,
- Come, my dear, - Why are you crying?
- Because Jesper has woken up, - Is it sad?
- We're just happy, honey, - Why do you cry when you are happy?
I thought I was fucked up and that people your age had their lives under control,
But you are ten times more fucked up than I am,
Is this how we end up?
Not if we are careful,
Ibber,,,
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