[Mahsun] Sure, sure,
Tell the kids to be careful,
Look, this is not Türkiye, They won't forgive us if we get caught, you know,
Ok,
No, it won't take long, I will come,
[sound player] The sound is flowing,
Ok, I will let you know, Shut up, see you later,
-[Ihsan] Yes, Welcome again, -Yes, Thank you,
-Are you ready? -I am ready,
Guys, are we on the record?
[sound player] The recording is flowing,
Yes,
Mahsun Bey, how did you start gambling?
Gambler? I am not a gambler, I've never gambled in my life,
Gee? How would you describe your profession?
-As an operator, -Operator? Casino operator?
It is possible,
So how did this casino business start, sir?
Can we have a quick listen from you first?
My father was once the fastest casino in Adana,
[dramatic music]
Rumor has it that he ate more than 120 raids but did not give up,
They were doing this with my uncle,
They were both in the last days of their lives,
They could have a seizure and die at any moment,
-[Ihsan] Were they too old? -So… they were in their 50s,
It's like a family tradition with us,
Everyone between 50-55 goes from the heart, -Interesting,
For example, they organized a party because my father's uncle turned 60,
When our Falcon blew confetti, the man left heart
By the way, Şahin is my uncle's son,
We grew up together, We are like brothers,
We used to study in coffeehouse corners,
In the morning, after everyone has left
We would have a chance to spend time with our fathers,
So you were okay?
Sure, they were very good people, drunk,
-When you weren't? - Son of a bitch,
[music stops, silence]
They gave us advice every night after they got high,
[From Mahsun] "Son, you are a very smart boy," "You're going to be the big man,"
"You will do great things,"
"Don't get involved in this after I'm dead,"
From their likes,
That's why I'm not very good with alcohol,
How?
The smell reminds me of the old days,
What is the need? Alcohol is not a good thing either, It has a lot of portability,
Anyway, not long after, my father and uncle died,
-Both of them? -Yes,
How? Did they have a heart attack or something at the same time?
No, When they're high, they join the tribe,
They hide in the cupboard under the stove in case it will be raided,
What was the leak there? That's how poisoned they are,
[sad music]
[silent conversations]
Brothers, come on, If you are satisfied, let's remove the dead, come on,
Of course, the whole burden of the family fell on Şahin and me,
We had to leave school and work,
We went to the body shop with Şahin,
A real arabesque life,
But it is light not arabesque huh
3rd class garment workshop arabesque, Carrion arabesque,
One day, while sitting with Şahin, we said,
"Now we have to start our own business,
Or I may soon stab my fiancee's brother and go to jail,"
-[Ihsan] Who was your fiancee? -I mean the word, İhsan Bey,
He wasn't engaged, It's an Arabesque life after all,
If I don't stab him, I might stab someone else,
Or they can stab me, I can even stab myself,
-Risky, -I understand,
Anyway, we said we'd better do this gambling business,
It's what we know best, But we promised each other,
After we made enough money, we were going to
quit that job and start our own normal business,
But you didn't, of course,
Of course,
So how long did you do this job?
We did it for 4-5 years, 6-7 years,
All those years you ran a casino
but you couldn't save enough money to start a decent business, did you?
What about now,
Our expenses are accordingly…
Either we say that we are fully recovered, an economic crisis occurs,
We say we survived it, another political crisis,
Hop, all of a sudden the dollar is rising, You see, we are in a pandemic,
We even survived the coup attempt,
Evren did not want us to start a business, Mr, İhsan,
Got it, got it,
What was your reason for entering politics? How did it evolve?
Well, I can say that Şeyma was the only responsible for my entry into politics,
What? Who is Şeyma Hanım?
Well, my first and only love, From the neighborhood,
We studied together until primary school 3,
After that, we broke up when I was expelled from school,
What is your reason for being expelled from primary school 3?
I was betting,
-Really? - Just kidding,
I caught a cigarette, But it wasn't mine,
So you bought a cigarette for someone, it was in your pocket,
-And do I understand correctly… -It's not a cigarette, it's a cigarette,
Anyway, what were we saying?
That's when we broke up with Şeyma,
Then they moved, When he said he went to university or something, he came
back one day, When he returned, I was at the peak of casino management,
I had a place that I called "my masterpiece",
He hadn't been raided in three months,
[live music soundtrack]
[the music is cut off]
Selamun aleykum,
[in a low voice] The human gets the salute, damn it,
-Uncle! -President! President!
-Uncle, you are sleeping again, -No, what sleep?
Or your eyes were closed,
So I forgot to turn it off,
[thriller music]
[announcement] The door will open soon, Be sober,
The door will open soon, Be sober,
[key tone]
Selamun aleykum,
Welcome,
What's up girl?
What are you doing bro?
Glad you came,
what about it? We're struggling too,
What do they understand from this game, I don't understand,
Oh Mahsun, Welcome,
You are welcome too, Hayri brother, How long are you not coming?
Aunt was beating it badly at home,
Good luck, Good luck,
Thanks,
Good luck guys,
Thanks, welcome,
[with Russian accent and whisper] Slow, Someone's going in now, Mehmet, please,
Calm down, enjoy,
-I have to go back to work, -Hush girl!
Or talk, talk, It's more enjoyable that way,
-What are you doing, Memo? -Good bro, what are you doing?
-The hawk has gone crazy downstairs again, -Why?
- He's sitting in the game, -Is he sitting in the game?
He didn't give any notice,
There's aces on your right, brother,
The caterpillar on the left,
Brother, but you don't let me know, How can I know,
Look,
Whoa! Forced hired girl,
By force?
-Are you sure bro? -Don't you see Şeyma's eyes?
-You bastard, -It's like he's laughing,
Hasan brother's place has been raided again,
-I heard, -The man eats raid every week,
Nothing will happen to him, man, They have acquaintances in Ankara,
Happens to us though, Son, keep your eyes on those cameras!
You are right bro,
-Is Fiko here? -Inside,
Is it online?
I'll take a shot, I'll come,
[bubbles]
[exhales]
[bubbling sounds, exhalations]
[slams the door hard]
[dramatic music]
Damn you Koray! Didn't I tell you to stay away from this girl?
Mahsun son, put on a good manners first, speak properly,
Is it ok?
What am I going to talk properly?
It hasn't been a month since the girl came, you just slowed down again,
Don't yell at me!
Addicted! Gee! You're pulling away and coming here!
Koray?
Honey?
A, Mahsun?
Come honey, come,
Why are you shouting here?
No dear, do I ever shout? So where did you see it?
This is high-headed, bovine friend yelling,
Don't worry,
I don't want you to be with this impostor,
Mahsun, it's a shame,
What shame? Don't you remember this?
This bastard was the neighborhood thief when he was little! He was the golden boy!
There is no shop in Ziya Pasha that they have not robbed,
-Pack your stuff now, we're leaving, -No more, don't be silly,
I started work here,
I am working,
Or do you not have a job? Come work with me there,
What do you do, dad?
Association work,
Association work?
What will you do now?
You're going to give a sociology graduate girl a job in an association?
What? What will he do? Will she be the treasurer?
[She coughs lightly]
Let me look at me, What? Addicted!
Shall I give you dark chocolate here? Are you done with your wafer?
Look, look, look, Len!
Boy, we're bruised!
It's a pouch, pouch!
[phone ringtone]
-What is it, what is it? -Brother, we got raided,
[sigh]
This one was missing,
[female reporter] As the Anatolian Parsi Lovers Association in Adana
the tavern that was opened
It turned out to be actually a casino,
Detected by the police undercover
and two people were taken into custody at the place where he raided,
-Sir, there is no casino downstairs, -Take this,
Yes, dear spectators, we have now descended into the basement,
We are advancing with the coach,
Just in case the door is locked,
Police! Open the door!
[messenger] The door is locked, We're going to break down the door right now, sir,
-Where are they? -Master, they're there! They're running!
take them! Come on! Run, run, run!
Get in, get in!
We have been following for about two months,
So now they've developed this business so much that
cameras everywhere, warning systems, combination locks,
Where did they run from, sir?
Of course, they made a separate exit for such situations,
There is a tunnel of about 200 meters,
Its tip leads to an empty field,
[Veysel] The whole thing is a lie, Absolutely no gambling here,
It was played once, We've heard too,
What's this? It says ten million,
What is this? Ten million? This is the name of the stamp or the name of the stamp,
This is not money, It's definitely plastic,
[Veysel] How tall are you? How long,
[dramatic music]
-Brother, don't, -Calm down,
[the music rises]
Sit down!
[the music continues]
[music ends]
Yes, We're going to check out our new place tomorrow, guys,
[glass clatter]
Here you go guys, This is the hall,
He has a large garden outside, -Beautiful,
- Sunny from all sides, -[whistles]
Top is closed,
Well, isn't it hard to heat or cool down here?
Yes, it kind of does,
Well, I liked it very much,
I like too, Large, spacious,
-He sees our work, -So what will you do?
-[Sahin] Association, -[Mahsun] E-commerce,
I understand I wish the best,
This place has a basement, right? We're going to need storage,
Of course there is, Here, let me show you,
Please,
Oo nice,
It's pretty wide,
-Ceiling height is also good, -Exactly,
There's not much to do here,
Okay, did we expand it a bit from here?
To expand?
-Expand? -What expansion?
I don't know,
We liked it overall, If we agree on the lease,,,
Sir, I am not the owner, I am the tenant here,
Of course, he's a former tenant now,
I spoke to the owner, I made my bargain,
-How much did you agree on? -8,500,
-Whoa! Monthly? -You got a good deal,
-I'm leaving at half past six anyway, -Very good,
-When are you going to move? -Immediately,
Fine, but we told the owner it was Thursday,
-We have three more days, -Let's do this, We bring the items,
You gather in the meantime, Isn't it?
[Şahin] What a rush, I don't understand,
Brother? Aunt Şeyma's workplace was also here,
Just opposite, too,
Hah, now understood the reason for this rush,
-These windows were double glazed, right? -Yes, sir,
[remote conversations]
[Falcon] Get him over there, bro, stop,
Hah, over there,
[message notification sound]
- Bring them here too, -I left it here, master,
OK, right, master?
Good luck brother,
-Thank you, -Thanks,
What is this ugly thing?
When will they get this?
Mahsun, Come on, we were saying we're going to have a meeting,
[message notification sound]
Yes!
- Didn't Nuri come? -Is it Nuri?
-Would Nuri come? -Yes! Nuri has arrived, Hi guys,
-Welcome, hi, -Welcome Nuri,
Thank you,
Memo, is Fiko here?
-I put it in the back room, brother, -Is it online?
offline,
Ok! You set the scene, I'll be right back,
What's up?
[flashing, bubbling, breathing]
Yes, I say let's brainstorm,
Let's find a good idea for office security,
Let's make our sign and hang it,
Exactly,
I took some notes,
Association of Adiyaman Immigrants to Adana, How?
We did it, man,
Then, Space Science Dissemination Platform,
We did it as Encouraging Youth to Space Sciences,
Gee,
Association of Lovers of Kebab Made from One-Year-Old Male Mutton,
We did very similar,
Group of those who have their beard cut before their hair at the barbershop,
We did! We did!
How did we do it all?
Brother, you are reading the same things every time,
We did it all,
In that case…
Platform for Surviving Closed Associations,
Huh… Exit, We didn't do this, This happens,
Friends,
No more association business,
-How is it not? Why? -Is it okay?
What will we do then?
E-commerce,
Yeah that's it! Great idea!
What's that?
In other words, we will find the name of the e-commerce site and make a sign,
We're not just going to make signage,
We will actually sell,
Don't be silly, son, What do we know about e-commerce or something?
That's why he called [Memo] Nuri, I understand now,
Makes sense actually,
-So what are we going to sell? -Drugs!
I was kidding,
-I didn't really warm to the idea, but… -Yeah, there's something to sell,
Besides, wasn't our goal to quit the gambling
business at some point and do a decent job?
-So… -Here's the opportunity,
On the one hand, e-commerce walks,
You see, it will cost a lot, we will leave the gambling business and head towards it completely,
Yes, it makes sense,
-It's been over my head, -Great,
I mean, it makes sense, but,,,
Enucuzenkaliteli,com,
Let me see, do you have it?
-Idle, -Beautiful,
-Any objection? -No, Beautiful, Fine,
OK, take it now, Tomorrow you will make the web page,
Let's make a nice logo and give it to the sign maker,
After that, you start your advertising work,
All right, President,
It actually makes sense when you think about it,
Already this association business was shit,
Wow, great idea,
Who would think of running a casino in an e-commerce office?
Mahsun President comes to mind, brother,
Man, man!
Anyway, if this is okay, we can go back to the casino now,
I say let's start digging and widening from the right side of the ladder,
At the back is the garden, We go as far as we can,
I thought on the left too, "Why?" you will say,
When you go from the right side, there is a tree like an animal in the back,
It fits him,
Lan, how many meters to the tree?
Look,
Like this,
This is the tree, Look, the right side is more convenient,
The left side is narrow,
So let's expand on both sides, Or let's go up,
I guess you meant to go down, Memo,
Now look,
You drew like shit,
Down right?
Think of it like reverse duplex,
No, is it reverse triplex then?
If we go from the right side, we can at least
use the garden of the next door neighbour,
We'll make it a smoking area, too,
[snoring]
[knock on the door]
[knock on the door again]
Who is this at this hour?
-Who's that? -Open the door! Police!
-Open it or we'll have to break it, -How?
-Break it! -What's going on?
There is a report about you, We will search,
-What report, Officer? -Illegal betting and gambling,
-Oh, how quickly? -We haven't even brought the stuff yet,
-Don't make a mistake, Officer? -What kind of mistake?
[police] The man is right brother, we came wrong, We were going to the villa opposite,
-Are you sure? -Yes, brother, this is DMP,
What's that?
Provincial Presidency of the Statist Nation Party,
We're so sorry guys, There has been a mistake,
I said, I said from the beginning,
-Please don't be offended, -Our hearts are in our mouths,
No, we're not such an extreme dawn party, are we?
-Of course, -Of course, dear,
-We are the middle of the middle, -Yes,
I apologize again, Good work to you,
Estagfurullah, Does not matter,
Friends, to the villa right across, Quick!
Sorry again,
Estagfurullah, Our police are always in the crown,
May God not let stones touch your feet,
May I offer you something?
Then aunt Şeyma is free right now,
-Lan… -Exactly,
Who's left?
Good morning folks, We woke up to another hellish day in Adana,
I got my coffee, I decided to do a Q&A,
Send it to come!
I'm in shock,
The three days you say "Mashallah" do not live,
Never mind, never mind,
By Allah, you were right Mahsun,
-The man was a fraud, -Yes,
They didn't say for nothing, "What is at seven, it is at seventy",
Oh sister, stop these things, Come, let's open a channel for you, I say,
-Ya Mahsun brother, am I right? -Berkay, don't start again,
-How many followers do you have? -I'll pass 500K in a few days,
So 500 thousand?
Good luck to you, What are you talking about?
What will he tell? Goygoy doing all day,
I don't understand why so many people follow it anyway,
Can't shoot, can't shoot,
The man was gambling right in front of our eyes,
The R&D team also says,
Gathered all the people in one room, Looks like they're dealing with the site,
Oh fuck! Is it playing online?
Man, I'm thinking too, I'm thinking, I can't get out of it,
No, because it doesn't have a basement either,
They dug two spans of foundation, poured the concrete and erected the villa,
-Even backgammon wouldn't fit there, -What are you saying, Mahsun?
What backgammon, what concrete?
Well, I thought he hid the employees in the basement,
No, they were all normal, they were working with us,
Setting up an e-commerce site and gambling…
The devil doesn't mind, I swear, give up,
It's very common, They were talking at the police station,
In the past, normal gambling was played under the name of the association,
Now the new generation is gambling online under the name of e-commerce,
Fraud 2,0 officially,
I'll get up now, There are jobs,
You mentioned a surprise, What was that?
-What surprise? -You wrote it yesterday, You rented an office,
Ha, I hired your villa across the street, When these events happened, I forgot to say,
Oh, how nice, What job will you do?
Well… I won't tell him now, Keep it secret,
Fine, so let it be,
[bubbles]
Yes,
I say, let's brainstorm,
Let's find a good idea for office security,
Let's make our sign and hang it,
And I say, now you should establish a more level relationship with Fiko,
Your brain is melting, You ate yourself, you have no idea,
[dramatic music]
How?
-What the hell is this? -Every Road Party,
-What do you mean party? -The political party you know,
Brother, that's it! Yes! Very good idea!
Well, super idea, Who would think of starting a party and running a casino?
Here, Mahsun President comes to mind,
Man, man,
Damn boy, are you crazy?
What do we know from a political party and a marti?
What if we understand what happens if we don't? Let's hang our sign,
Didn't you see how the cops changed in two minutes?
Let's say we hang the sign,
Will they not come the day after tomorrow or
say, "What the hell are you doing here?" saying?
Won't it come out that we're not a party?
Ya brother, we'll really set it up then,
No, I mean, how does one do that?
There are a thousand parties, I'm looking right now,
-Look, -I didn't really warm to the idea, but,,,
Political Parties Law, Ha, what does he say?
Brother, 30 members are required as a founder,
We will find it,
Headquarters should be in Ankara,
-We'll solve it, -There was a need to be organized in 41 provinces,
-It's taken care of, -The rest is paperwork,
Let me tell you, if we win the election, I will become the foreign minister,
-Why? -Brother, if I find a foreign woman and get married
my life is saved,
A foreign minister who has no hope for the country,
-Sounds interesting, -A lot,
Only brother, I think we should think about the name of this party,
It's Every Road Party, It has no ideology,
It appeals to everyone, but at the same time it does not appeal to anyone,
But brother, is that a party name?
He's literally screaming that I'm fake,
Let's put something right and left inside this, Let's be a little more realistic,
Son, what do you need? They are dangerous jobs,
Our problem is not right or left, Our problem is money,
Do politicians have something else to worry about?
[police radio sound]
[deep silence]
What?
I waited to see if the police would come, OK no problem,
The boy is right Mahsun,
Since we are embarking on such a business, let's find a decent name,
be realistic,
-Is Fiko online? -Let go of Fiko now!
Okay then, everybody say one word that is appropriate to be the name of a political party,
Like this,
Libertarian Party,
HE,
In other words, the country in general is traditionalist, conservative,
What if there was something suitable for him?
Conservative,
May the worker be with the worker, brother,
Beautiful, Laborer,
Libertarian Conservative Labor Party,
ÖTEP, ET Party,
It was like shit, didn't it?
-Well, that's it, -Well,
Let's do it like this, instead of the holder
Let's say conservative,
Instead of labor
be socialist,
What can we say instead of libertarian?
-Liberal, - Huh, liberal,
P already exists,
Write "communist" instead of socialist, brother,
-It will be more noticeable, -TRUE,
Liberal Conservative Communist Party,
LMKP,
We found a party that will appeal to more than 90 percent of the country,
-How? -Super,
-Very good, -I like it,
Then take care of the website, social media or something right away,
Let's take pictures too, Let's even shoot a video,
Let's throw it on the internet, be realistic,
All right, President,
Then I take the Liberal Conservative Communist Party as the dot organ,
-Get, -Alone, too many orgs,
It's too long already,
Is the LMKP org idle?
I'm looking,
-Idle, -Okay then, take it,
Well, come on, May our Gaza be blessed,
Hopefully,
[live music]
"Tumble Pigeon, We will do all kinds of somersaults for the country,"
Super,
Late, late,
"The Çukurova Horse, Neither English nor Arab,
We are Anatolia,"
-Super, -Very local,
No, Çukurova Horse, I think it's beautiful,
I think it's good, Brilliant idea,
Late, late,
"Scavenger Shovel, We are coming to be masters of the nation,"
-That's good too, -I mean, that could be it too, but…
It's bad,
It's been done before,
12 Ok, Six conditions of faith, six conditions of the Republic,
This is good,
-Very well thought out, -What if the number of arrows was increased a little?
I do it at 15, so I do it at 20,
No no,
"Saving Light Bulb, We will develop both justly and economically,"
[sound effect, police radio sound]
[deep silence]
What happened?
OK, no one's coming, Go, go to the next,
"Fırdak, The party of every era with its ideological structure that changes according to the situation,"
-No, no, -It's just us,
-I swear it's just us, -Impossible,
"Roulette, Play to LMKP, let's 2x the country,"
-This is, Number ten, -Very good,
Very good,
-This is, -What do you mean "let's do 2x"?
So I don't understand it,
Let's do 2x… Should we multiply the country?
2x in the sense of winning,
All right, don't prolong it, Good job, OK, that's it,
Okay, push it,
[live music]
Is everything okay Nuri?
We did what needed to be done in digital,
Mehmet is uploading the video now,
After that, I will share from all accounts,
Beautiful, Anything else left, Memo?
-What happened to the headquarters business? -I handled it,
Ya bro, what's wrong with that?
We're going to make your place the headquarters, It was supposed to be in Ankara,
Mahsun, are you kidding me?
I just got raided last month, I barely saved the ass, it's a lie,
You come and say that we are going to throw a party, Are you crazy son?
Brother, that's why I'm saying it anyway,
Do what I say, see how your mind will relax,
He is a brother, he is a brother, Ok,
OK, see you later,
Let me put it in your brain,
Then we can get back to our main work,
-Shall we look down? -Let's go,
Take it easy, Master Serhat,
Oh, Thanks President, Welcome nephew,
How's it going uncle?
Good good, Look, we've expanded it quite a bit,
There won't be crashes like last time, right?
No, no, no, no,
Look, this time we're going to make steel apparel all over the place,
-No problem, -I'm so relieved right now,
You haven't started the escape tunnel yet, uncle,
[distant, muffled shouts]
Shhh, my friends,
All the work will be over in a day or two, No problem,
There is even more relief now, Isn't this guy very trustworthy?
Very much,
-Thanks, -Good day, my brother,
-Good luck, -Thank,
-Good day, sir, hello, -Have a nice day,
-Have a good day, sir, -Have a nice day,
-A, my president, - Chairman, how are you?
Hello, Thanks, how are you?
Oh, my president, Can we take a photo?
-Sure, get off, -We will withdraw with you, sir,
Ok,
In general, all young people are victims, -Goodbye, sir,
So our beautiful Adana became the capital of unemployment, huh?
Unfortunately it,
Oh, Mahsun President, look at it,
We are live on Adanalıyık page,
Our young people are melting away, What do you think?
Brother, not only young people melt, We are melting too,
How many degrees even in the shade, 40 or 50?
But God, to whom I am a victim, there is nothing to do,
-Greetings to everyone, -Do not interfere with anyone, sir,
-What's up? -Welcome, it's fine, What about you?
Whatever, we're dealing with it, I'll have a tea,
He's coming right now, sir,
-Do you know? -No,
I did not understand too, People are taking pictures on the street,
-I guess they look like someone, -Gee,
Anyway, Mahsun, I will tell you something,
Koray texted me yesterday,
He was aware of your new office, He thinks you reported him,
-Is there such a thing? -What's the matter? Don't be silly,
And isn't he inside? How is he texting you?
I don't know,
It popped up yesterday, but I replied, not forwarded,
He's chasing coyotes even when he's inside, What kind of man is this?
-But it has nothing to do with you, is it? -Bow arrow,
I also learned the subject from you,
[serial message notification sounds]
-Here you go, president, Enjoy your meal, -Thanks,
-Excuse me, will you look? -Sure, come on,
What's up?
Our girls sent Berkay's video to the group, They're making fun of him,
-Open it, let's watch, -Oh, never mind now,
-Who knows what nonsense he did again, -Open it, I was wondering,
Well okay,
Who is this bastard? This one was missing,
Brother, you are exaggerating,
What exaggeration? Hundreds of thousands of people watched!
- A video that has been ruined on the internet, -Viral,
Look what happened to us while we were trying to hide ourselves!
Nuri, can't we remove this video?
Brother, it goes away after a few days, Don't get that big!
My God, my Lord,
Their looseness will drive me crazy,
[the devil laughs]
Ya Mahsun, I can't believe you did such a thing,
Why did he post it without asking me? Isn't it shameful?
Let me tell you, if you want to remove it,
What's the point now after it's been on the internet once?
To,
Well, why did you make such a video?
To promote our party,
E, okay, then you should be happy, You've reached hundreds of thousands of people,
-TRUE, -Also, I appreciate it,
So to dare something like this at this time
-not every brave man's mortar, - Really?
Yes,
Gentlemen,
huh! It's here!
Son, why don't you answer your phone?
Gentlemen, I have good news for you,
The promises I made were met by the people,
Everyone greets on the way, I became famous instantly,
-What are you saying, son? -I swear,
YouTube, Instagram, everyone shares me, Look,
It's blazing,
Lan, he doesn't know about this world yet,
People think it spread because they liked it,
What does that mean? Why is it spreading?
Is it a phenomenon, shared a bastard,
-Then the devastated video, -Viral,
I know, Şeyma's brother Berkay, youtuber,
-A, did you tell brother to share? -No, he shared it by himself,
After all, isn't it because of my bold promises that it went viral?
My son, Don't make me crazy!
-What is our main job? -Gambling,
Why did we get into the party business? -To hide gambling,
So, is it okay to be so prominent?
-Yes, Memo, is Fiko here? -Here,
He still comes to me and says, "It was ruined because people loved it"!
viral,
[horror music]
Sir Nuri?
viral,
What did you say Nuri?
viral,
-Say it again, Nuri, -Ruinous,
huh, Well done,
Like this,
[flashing, bubbling, breathing]
Yes, what is it?
I copyrighted those who uploaded the video, most of it has been removed,
But he's always uploading new ones, We will follow them all for a while,
-The original video is not up though, -Is it Berkay's video?
-Yes, -Okay, I'll handle it,
What do we do with these constant loaders?
I think we're just messing around, The more you do this, the more people become aroused,
It will be forgotten in three days at most,
The agenda changes ten times a day in the country, Let's not worry that much,
-You say so? -He's right, bro,
Social media is like that, I think it will be forgotten in three days,
Well…
All right,
Mahsun Karaca, Chairman of the LMKP party founded in Adana
He shared such a video that it was on the agenda of the country,
We are in an extraordinary country…
[announcer] founded a party called LMKP, He took a video and uploaded it to the internet,
Within hours, it was on the national agenda,
Extraordinary policies are needed, They say there is a refugee problem,
We will grant citizenship to all of them,
Then we will declare them all political criminals and issue warrants for their arrest,
Thus, anyone who wishes can seek asylum in the country they want,
They will be happy, and we will be happy by pushing them to Europe,
Are we not giving our retirees a decent life?
Then we will deprive them of citizenship,
Years of bribery? There is,
Has it been resolved? No,
We will formalize the bribe and collect the tax,
By drawing electricity illegally from neighboring countries
We will have free electricity,
The comments on the video, which was clicked millions of times in a short time, also drew attention,
I think it is a perfect solution for refugees,
Well, they all want to go to Europe anyway,
Although we also want to go to Europe, anyway…
[female] We retirees can't afford to live abroad,
But if we can go as refugees, they have very good opportunities,
I support,
We need concrete solutions like this,
It makes a lot of sense to tax bribes,
It's revolutionary,
-[male] The idea of ​​drawing electricity was great, -Now we're fucked,
Yes,
Beautiful,
-We write the profession, right? -Job…
No, there is no need, You wrote TC, ok,
-Write your first and last name, -Ok,
You wrote too,
-Ok, -And if you sign,,,
I will take it, Let me get my pen too,
We are looking for you,
-Why? -I said it just like that,
We probably won't, We don't call, right, Şahin brother?
fuck you,
Well, aren't you going to give us a document or something?
Document?
Sir, he will be in E-Government for a few days as a member of LMKP,
Our systems are not yet fully established, as we are a new party,
Exactly, That's why we don't give it, otherwise,,,
Well, thank you very much,
Thanks,
I understand God help you, But remember,
-We are always with you, -Thank you, don't be missing, We are waiting for you again,
This is very bad, very bad,
We presented ourselves as goods,
We're in prison in a week if it goes like this, Let me tell,
-Yes, -Brother, calm down a bit,
"Calm down" I said,
I didn't say damn,
"La" came out of my mouth, I said "ya",
Ya brother, let's do the opposite then,
How?
Let's do something to cool people off,
Let's touch a place where they are sensitive,
-Logical, -Great idea,
What can we do?
Let's think about it, of course,
People will lynch us first,
Then we will be forgotten,
Hah, this one was missing! Will they lynch?
I mean, social media lynching, man, Everyone will curse,
"Is this the case?" "Where is the country going?" BLA bla,
In two days, pretend we don't exist,
Are you saying they forget that soon?
Oho, what did they not make this nation forget, for God's sake?
[police radio sound]
[deep silence]
No, no one is coming,
Son, why do you always talk like dissident
journalists who got fired from the mainstream media?
What is wrong with you?
I found,
[barks]
Ah! My mother is my mother!
You see, right?
Street animals are chasing citizens like a gang,
They're tearing apart our friend right now, Enough, enough!
We don't want stray animals, I'm saying that clearly,
-[Sahin] You don't bite, you tear it apart! -Is it OK?
Brother, it's okay, but should it be a little harder?
Like what?
If we come to power, let's say we will cull stray animals,
Whoa! Wouldn't it be too harsh?
Brother, be tough so that it will react, We're already doing it for him,
Okay, log in,
You will not see animals on the street under the LMKP rule,
Because we're going to collect them all and put them to sleep,
Damn, what is the animal doing on the street?
Down with the animal-son animals that roam the
streets and attack people, These are anarchists,
These are atheists, These are terrorists,
Is it OK?
Down with those who roam the streets and attack people
animal son animals, These are anarchists,
These are atheists, These are terrorists, Is it OK?
The ending was a bit silly, You cut it,
Yes, that's exactly what I was going to say,
Look, this break is good, Isn't it?
Let's go, let's throw this out right away,
-Is my job done? -Hey, it's over bro,
-Thanks, good luck, -Thanks,
There are really no dogs on the streets, Did they really confess?
[Memo] Culling,
[announcer] The video that has been published before, is on the agenda of social media
Mahsun Karaca, Chairman of the LMKP
this time, he fell on the agenda like a bomb with his words about stray animals,
Down with the animal-son animals that roam the streets and attack people,
Although there were those who opposed these words, it was seen that the vast majority supported them,
He was very right, Our children are not safe,
I don't find it right at all, What harm are these animals doing to you?
This world is enough for all of us,
He bit my leg last week, Look,
We are behind Mahsun President, There is no such thing as a stray animal,
We do not let stray animals touch it, Know it like this,
What happened now? Have we been lynched?
Do they hate us?
Not exactly,
Unfortunately, there are as many supporters as those who oppose,
It didn't do a damn thing, On top of that, we were on the agenda,
We've been pretty common,
I'll get you to work,
Yes,
Son, are you sure? This didn't make any sense to me,
You took the words out of my mouth,
Brother, who are the most sensitive points of people?
Who are they?
-Children and the elderly, -He's right,
Good morning my baby, Here you go,
[male] What's the point of talking about this while I'm standing here?
do you have it in your head? What to expect from them?
What they eat is in front of them, what they don't eat is behind,
Who are they? You will listen to me,
Don't stare at me like that, Who are they?
Get off girl, Hello, I am Mahsun Karaca, Chairman of the LMKP,
-Uncle, what are you talking about? -What are you shooting?
What are you talking about son?
Under our rule, we will imprison them all,
We will also ban citizens over the age of 60 from voting,
Show me your phone! Let me see your phone!
Look, they make people do this, man,
do you want this?
-Do you beat him? -What's going on?
-Where should I put this? -Lan, what are you shooting?
-Where should I put this? -What are you shooting?
[Memo] Uncle, it's a camera joke, Show the camera,
-Uncle, we made a joke on the camera, -Is this a joke?
-Fuck your joke! -Sorry uncle, Let me kiss your hand,
Damn, you stop too! Let go of my hand!
Here, uncle, you buy yourself drugs,
you love,
Have a nice day,
[Memo] Why did you put a phone in the guy's ass? I don't understand
Well, I'm tired too, You know, they say, "Get out that phone", What is this?
Leave the youth alone now, What is this?
What is it that you can't take?
[old woman] We don't vote if necessary, child,
As long as the future of our youth is good,
We are behind Mahsun President always and everywhere,
[female speaker] who said that public support is growing
public opinion researcher Ahmet Yilmaz
He said it could be a bottom wave,
There is a party called LMKP, They are on the field now,
And this needs to be investigated,
We will definitely include the LMKP in our next election poll,
Interior Minister Mehmet Demir is among the participants in the discussions,
[female reporter] Mr, Minister, what are your thoughts on the images?
Such images are not pleasant at all,
People who aspire to rule the so-called state
must first be respectful to the public,
Pardon, We came to be members of LMKP, but…
Mahsun President! I don't believe!
Yes,
How it happened, I don't understand,
What are we going to do?
Well, I don't know, Let's think,
Let's think about it,
Don't think, sir,
You don't think anything!
Thinking about it, you're already in our mouths!
The slapstick pimps!
[bubbles]
[dramatic music]
Yes,
I say, let's brainstorm,
Let's find a good idea for office security,
Let's make our sign and hang it,
For example, Mahsun Bakliyat,
It could also be hardware,
I'm in between,
So no matter what we did, it was positive for us,
Either we were doing something wrong or worse,
[Ihsan] What is worse?
The people may have lost consciousness, I do not know,
I understand you've made quite a bit of money from
this gambling business over the years, Is it true?
E, of course we won, TRUE,
So why didn't you quit and do another job, Mr, Mahsun?
Why have you spent all your efforts over the years for the
healthy functioning of this illegal order you have established?
What does one do in a world where honesty is
not worth it, lies and dishonesty is premium?
He fights it, It tries to change,
At the very least, he tries to make sure I'm the right person,
If he is virtuous and honorable, of course,
Hah, that's what we weren't like,
That's why we shouldn't be successful in politics,
At the very least, it can be considered a virtue to be aware of it,
Fuck that virtue, forgive me,
We used to be such filthy people,
Then what did you do to make people turn away from you?
Well, we realized that the best thing to do is to remain silent,
Do nothing, We pretended to be dead,
-Did it work? -Of course he did,
After a while, people really started to forget about us,
We were finally able to focus on our real work,
Hah, see you later,
Oh, Uncle Veysel,
-Wow Wow wow, -Chairman,
-Hawk, -Thanks God,
-Copy! -Man, man,
Let's go,
Oh, my nephew, Your shape has improved a lot while I'm gone, huh,
Thank goodness uncle, we are winning, We are after our bread,
Good good, Well, there is no money, Haram is good, Stop,
Come on, bismillah,
-[Mahsun] How was it, uncle? -Was very nice,
I wish I hadn't gone, Congratulations,
-Goodbye, uncle, -Safe and sound,
-Place a lemon around here, -[Şahin] You paid a good price, huh,
I paid, we slept, we left,
-[Mahsun] He paid, he paid, -Thank god,
I will come again,
[thriller music]
Brother, I hope I didn't make you wait too long,
No, we were boiled like eggs for two hours under the sun, Ozkan,
So we didn't wait long,
You came here, so I went out,
You got it, I got it, Is it true?
Ozkan, remember these, Look at the road, the road,
Come on, now get the newsletter bro,
What's the latest?
It's fixed bro,
We made sure, He ran a casino in the basement of the villa,
Jackal,
But we're still not sure he made the report,
Son, why are you sure in this life, Ozkan?
Why are you sure?
It's all in the middle, Who else will do it?
Brother,
You can swipe right and see,
Did he propose marriage?
No, he couldn't,
He gave the ring,
First he paused, and he shuddered,
Then he said, "Happy past birthday," It's stupid!
Sorry bro,
Take a right, Ozkan,
All right, bro,
Oh! It's like hell, I miss kebab,
- Enjoy your meal, uncle, -Thanks,
It's okay,
Now, kids are safer with the party building?
By God, we haven't had a raid in months,
There are even cops who are members of the party,
There was even that bearded brother who came last, the man was a commissioner,
“Call if you lose your job,” he said,
You call again,,,
I swear, the place is number ten, five stars,
This is the job of the Winemaker Serhat, Good luck,
What am I going to do Mahsun?
-We have big projects, uncle, -Like what?
-We will switch to the franchise system, -Beautiful,
-What's the franchise? -So we will give dealership,
Dealership then! Who are you?
I'm Nuri, an advertiser,
Uncle, we will visit the districts and even go to other cities
and explain our service standards, Casinos that meet our terms
we'll make our branch, then we'll look at our commission,
Son, would it be a branch of illegal business? Are you delved?
Not the casino's uncle, They will become the branch of the party,
Uncle, for example, who owns a casino in Antalya?
I know there is Cenk, the bastard of these things, There is Necdet,
There are Zafergiller, but I don't know if it continues,
For example, we will go to Necdet and explain our system,
If he accepts, he will have the Antalya Provincial Presidency of LMKP,
At the same time, he will continue his casino business, Are you sober?
Boy, this is such a great idea! Great,
-What about our terms? -It's all written here,
They also wrote,
"The place should be in a separate structure,
Good sound insulation should be made for the basement floor,
The party entrance and the casino entrance must be from different places,
Features of the escape tunnel, vehicles…” Son, what did you do?
We did not stay idle uncle, We worked,
Only if this thing comes out, children will take blood from our ass,
He's getting organized, that's organized crime, my son,
Yeah, that's why we need reliable guys like you, uncle,
If it was anyone else, he would have called us fifty times to the police,
You didn't even give our name once,
No, You are a heirloom to me, my Mahsun,
He is not paid, I didn't eat your bread,
Otherwise, I would have cried,
Thank you uncle,
-Come on, let's go, -To where?
Let's start Ceyhan from Necati's place,
Uncle, you just got out, You could have some rest,
-We're in no hurry, -I've had enough rest inside already,
We'll both get some air and get rid of the longing together,
-Good morning my baby, Shall we go together? -Hey, all together, You don't come!
Uncle, why are you so offended by me?
He hates people he just met,
Don't mind it, He beats him a couple of times, then he starts to love,
-What do you mean "beat"? -He comes in quite suddenly,
He is such a person, what should we do?
-I'll stay then, -E, see you later,
Istanbul, Izmir, Ankara, Urfa, Malatya, Diyarbakir, Erzurum,
Shall I count more?
Uncle, Are you sincere with all of these or…
sure, Son, you don't know,
In the time of these fathers, our hands and arms would reach all of Turkey,
In fact, we were the first to initiate this association's helm,
I hope we will now return to the helm of the party,
They didn't say for nothing, "The pear falls to the bottom",
We will be very good network, very,
Mains wasn't a nice word but of course you know,
[classic music]
[unheard speeches]
[classical music continues]
-Who are they? -[magazine sounds]
-Damn! -Is that a gun?
-Are they squeezing us? - Bow down!
[gunfire continues]
Tilt your head!
[classical music continues]
[inaudible shouts]
I swear you got off cheap,
It's a miracle you even survived such an accident,
What miracle? It's a miracle to die in that car,
In an instant, the airbag filled up my ass,
Shhh,
-Pardon, - Anyway, I'll talk to a doctor,
-What was the name? -What was it?
They're beating in the next room, Go catch it before you run abroad,
Ok,
If you need anything, I'm here, Call, OK?
-Thank, -Thank you, sister,
Aren't you ashamed to speak abusive in front of a woman?
what's wrong? We said "ass" all over,
Do not exaggerate either, Is "ass" a curse?
-Isn't it? -The name of an organ, It is in every living thing,
[Veysel] Şahin is telling the truth,
To say "ass" you have to say "ass",
Brother, let's say "fuck" then,
Let's say "fuck" when appropriate in every environment, Is it so?
But brother, when you say "fuck" it also means something else,
Of course, it can also be perceived as a request,
If you are going to use it in the sense of organ, it can be "pipi",
-Or "dick," -"Bullout,"
You took it out of my mouth,
Well, then we can say "butt" instead of "ass",
TRUE,
Well, that's true too, You are right too,
Damn, is "ass" the same as "butt"?
How old am I man? Shall I say "butt" from now on?
Vallaha Şahin is also telling the truth, Well, you're right too,
Now if the guy says, "My butt's airbag's full," I'd
say, "This guy's definitely hitting it," Chorolo,
A, turn that sound up,
Mahsun President!
We are in front of the hospital right now, dear audience,
There are people gathered here,
They say that they came to support Mahsun President,
We're just holding out the microphone, Why did you come?
This is an attack on democracy,
This isn't a banana republic bro!
We are behind Mahsun President, All the people are behind him,
Let this be known,
Who do you think may have orchestrated this attack?
With America, Israel, of course, Who else will it be?
They don't want the man, Why?
-Why? -It's not working,
Mahsun President is a man like a man,
Die, let's die, my president!
Die, let's die President!
What is this?
This time we fucked up,
Yes,
Nurse, can I have an ashtray? Don't spill it on the ground, what happens?
[speaks german]
Mahsun Bey asks if he will not come back,
Will be here soon,
[speaks german]
[flashing, bubbling, breathing]
Who are you?
-Brother, they told me, -Yes,
What do you want from us?
Mr, Mahsun, we do not want anything from you,
We hope you continue your political activities without slowing down,
Ok,
[speaks german]
We are here to offer our best support in this regard,
What is he saying?
Miss Laura suggests making a bolder opposition,
What does laura mean?
Hey I'm your…
Germany will support you Herr Karaca,
Just keep going, Nothing else,
-What will our profit be from this business? -Look at the table,
-What? -[Nuri] Brother?
They put it on the table,
Huh f*ck,,,
Good luck Herr Karaca,
[speaks french]
Of course,
Exactly,
What does it say?
150 thousand euros,
-Whoa, -Wow mom,
What do they want from us?
[speaks russian]
Putin is beautiful, we love him,
[live music]
[speaks arabic]
Amine,
ecmain,
Amine,
God bless you,
Are these Mardin Arabs or Antakya Arabs?
[the music is cut off]
Obviously they are Arabs,
What are we going to do with them?
President, I think we should invest in dollars,
The non-dollar ones,
I call it stock,
Of course, we will also buy from foreign companies, We make such a basket,
-Bitcoin? -This is it, The man is visionary,
Should we close some plots from Metaverse too?
That business will go to shit,
Investing in Metaverse doesn't make sense without larger firms entering,
-TRUE, Vehicle prices will also increase,
We can set up a falcon fleet,
We buy 150-160 Falcons and sell them when they rise,
It would be difficult to dispose of that many cars, man,
Instead, the 40-50 mid-range Renault style makes more sense,
Hah, so you can sell immediately when you have 50,
What if we buy 15-16 jeeps?
Brother, let's get a decent one while we're at it,
Let's both ride ourselves and be an investment,
Like what?
Ferrari,
Son, where will you drive the Ferrari? This is Adana,
-What's the matter? - Mehmet is right Nuri,
You can travel around Ziya Pasha or Özal the most with your Ferrari,
For example, let's say you're bored,
Can you enter Kocavezir with a Ferrari?
You come in, brother, what will happen? You did a great job in Adana, huh?
What?
-Wild, -Am I talking about him?
Holes everywhere, The bottom of the car will pierce the crankcase,
after that the engine will be bearing, Take the trouble,
Brother, think about hitting the gearbox, Who knows how much money,
We can't find any out-of-date Ferrari transmissions either,
There is no possibility, Hard to hit the gearbox though,
-It doesn't even have a side skirt, -Yav okay, let's not take it,
I said something at the beginning of forty years, you became an auto industry tradesman,
[Falcon] Gentlemen,
Maybe you lose your consciousness, I'll sort it out,
On whose money are we dreaming right now?
Russian, French, German…
Arabic, How beautiful,
Why do you think they gave us this money?
Because they're stupid,
You all must have sworn to drive me crazy,
Don't you see? All these countries are funding us!
From where? Because we are a political party,
They're funding because we oppose!
What does it mean? It means they're watching our every move,
It means that if we do not fulfill the things they want from
us, they will prove the pain of the money they give from us,
Yes,
Brother, the man is telling the truth,
We cannot touch these coins,
-Do you really want to? -Of course, son,
Who gives such a bag of money to whom in this era?
Besides, these guys aren't just ordinary guys,
Look, I swear we're going to shoot who,
They can't even find our body, We fucked up!
While sleeping soundly at home one night…
Boom! It's over, it's gone,
Who are we for these? Hey baby hey
No bro, It's a bomb or something, punk, jackal thing,
Those, I swear, they put us in a cauldron full of acid
like this, and they melt our bones, So they destroy it,
-What are we going to do, son? Let's take it back, -I think that makes the most sense,
[Nuri] That's right, brother, I don't want to go to the kitty cat at this age,
That's enough, shut up!
Don't they want us to continue what we're doing?
Ok then, We will continue as well,
-To politics? -Yes,
Don't you see, the money started pouring in before I even got involved, son,
Whatever we do, people support us,
Imagine if we took this more seriously,
What can I lie,
I have never seen such money come from the air in any business,
But this job is dangerous, Politics,
So you're saying let's be pretty vulgar politicians now, is that it?
We're fucked already, fuck it, How long will we be?
I say take it seriously and get down to it,
Brother is good, but what do we know about politics?
Did we understand by now?
[oriental music, zılgıts]
[the music is cut off]
[dramatic music]
[unheard speeches]
[Mahsun] Our first rally, Adana rally,
We were expecting a million people,
80 people came, Let it be,
[chants] Mahsun President! Mahsun President!
[dramatic music continues]
[chants] Mahsun President! Mahsun President!
-Are you ready, Adana? -Yes!
Are you ready for the LMKP government?
We are ready!
Are you ready to make this poor president?
-We are ready! - Vote for whom?
LMKP!
- Vote for whom? -LMKP!
-Only women, -LMKP!
-Now men! -LMKP!
You say LM, Mehmet, you too K,
Şahin, you are in P too,
L M,
-K, -LMKP,
Again,
-I say K, you say P, -K, P,
LMKP!
-LMKP! -[Mahsun] It happened, it did,
In politics, the dice will be rolled again,
Let it come, let it come,
What's up, sir? Minister!
Okay, okay, let's go,
Thanks,
[techno music]
Dear Ankara residents!
Wouldn't a Transformers Park suit our beautiful city?
Pollsters are always explaining things,
The best poll is choice, election,
If you are a man, let's make a choice before the election,
Let's see the rates,
How many thousand-year-old shabby bridge suits Koskoca Diyarbakir?
We will demolish the Malabadi Bridge and
build a modern metal bridge in its place,
Hasankeyf underwater city was built, huh…
So is one enough? We will build another underwater city,
You will determine it with surveys,
We will buy a kilo of hazelnuts from you for 300 liras and sell them to you again for 30 liras,
We will ban all these nonsense herbal teas and all,
Everyone will drink black tea, Isn't it so, my servant?
[enthusiastic voices from the crowd]
We will build two more nuclear power plants in Mersin,
Moreover, we will bring the most productive team in the world working in Chernobyl,
This is your right,
Under the LMKP government, all of Türkiye will
say crocus to the core and crispy to simit,
We will also install a smart watch on the Clock Tower,
We will follow the pulse of the whole city,
Wasn't there a scarf or something?
There are many teams, Whichever I take, the other will be angry,
They were all fighting with each other,
"Lan, no, son, Why are you doing this?" I said,
OK, you did well,
[flashing, bubbling, breathing]
Dear Bursa residents,
President, we are in Erzurum,
The Pearl of the Mediterranean, the people of Erzurum,
No! No,
Just go,
There was oil in Turkey but we drank it?
-Brother, calm down, -Lan, just go,
I didn't do anything,
What are you looking at there, huh? Are you listening?
He didn't say anything, he didn't say anything,
-Look, he's following us, -I'm not sure,
Come come, For God's sake come,
[techno music]
Look, in our latest poll, the public
"Which party would you vote for if there was an election this Sunday?" when we ask
LMKP is currently around three percent,
Putting the hats of the ruling and opposition parties in front of them
-he needs to think, Everyone has their own survey,
So we see these, We're going to a very short commercial,
We have very little time left,
Let's get thoughts from Mr, Ömür,
I don't expect any big surprises,
But I don't think there will ever be a cacik from LMKP,
-I agree too, -Look, you never go down the street,
A? What the hell is this?
What was the point of stopping?
Think about it, when people first start a business, they
buy gifts for their loved ones with the first earnings,
What profit Mahsun?
Are you mixing things up just to party or something?
No, what does it matter?
[quietly] You're not a stranger, They're funding us,
What? Who?
Some organizations from foreign countries,
They say democracy or something, but,,,
They do it because we are the opposition, I'm sober,
So you've become a tool of foreign powers?
Sure, of course,
What kind of sentence is that? What to do there?
Men are not telling us to do this or that,
We're stuck in our heads,
I don't know anymore,
When they come to power later, should they not want different things from you?
Coming to power?
-No, it's his mother, Not that much, -[She laughs]
Wow,
-You are a pleasant man, -I am, Don't look at me barzo,
[serial message notification sound]
-What is this? -What happened?
Everyone sent this video to the group,
Len Mahsun! Come here, come, come,
Whistle Mahsun!
So you have become the Chairman of the LMKP,
General dude!
Well boy, I'm asking you,
How will you go out on the street when people see your real face?
I will finish you son, I will finish it slowly,
I'm not going to finish that fast, I'm going to finish it off,
I will finish you dirham,
I will finish!
Friends, to watch real reveal videos like this
Don't forget to subscribe and like my channel,
We are a family, We will grow like an avalanche,
Cut it out son,
-What was that now? -I did not understand too,
What did we do to it that it got into a tribe like that?
Did Falcon say something?
Are you mixing things up Mahsun? Look, tell me the truth,
No, what am I going to mess with, Şeyma?
So, what happened to the shooting of this car?
Nothing came out, they couldn't find it,
-The same people do not work? -I'm surprised too,
He was my most reliable man,
I mean, he was my traveling companion, from the party,
[female reporter] What do you think of the released video?
So do you really believe these videos, girl?
It's all a lie, girl, They are completely set up, Trap,
I mean, they're obviously gimmicks, Do we not know these?
Are we stupid? Ask 100 people over here,
90 people understand that these videos are scam,
I don't believe in such things,
My vote is for Mahsun Chairman, LMKP,
No matter what anyone says or does, I don't care,
I have two things to say,
One, don't play with the future of young people anymore,
Two, think from Mahsun President's collar,
[male] Bravo President!
Thanks,
What did you do, President? God damn you!
How are you aunt? How is your health?
-Thank goodness… -Good, good, good,
-How are things? -Not good, President,
-You haven't come for two weeks, -Two weeks?
-What was your name? -It's love,
-Are you kidding me? You must have forgotten, -Good luck,
Here you go,
Mahsun! Whistle Mahsun!
Hawk! Hot Smurf!
Memosh!
You go horny goat you,
So you started a party huh?
Damn boy, in case people find out who you are
Are you not afraid at all? I will tell,
I will talk, Look ko… Ko… I will talk,
I will tear you to pieces, I will shrink it,
I will make Şahin, Memoş, Mahsun like this,
I'll take you around in baby strollers,
It's almost time, wait,
Friends, to watch my next reveal facts videos
Don't forget to subscribe and leave a like,
Gee?
Did we do something to this man without knowing it?
-How much of a sincere hatred does he have? -Guys,
If he clarifies the truth, we're done, You know, right?
Let's get to that somehow, Can't you find it?
I'll try, maybe,
Is Fiko here?
-Here, my president, -Is it online?
Yes,
Turn that sound up,
[male] Look, we say five percent,
But I will tell you something more interesting now,
We added one more question to our last survey,
And we said, "Which party would you vote for second?"
So for some reason you couldn't vote for your own party,
Who would be your second alternative?
Do you know what the result was here? 14 percent LMKP,
[female announcer] No more, really?
That's right, sir,
Look, I'm saying it here, LMKP is the surprise party of these elections,
Damn Mahsun! Your phone is ringing!
[Mahsun] Let them call me again when I'm available,
[female announcer] Is such a thing possible, Mr, Ahmet?
Mahsun Bey's phone,
From where?
Channel 8? Yes,
It's open right now, Mr, Mahsun… I will inform him,
Can you call me in two minutes? Ok,
They want to channel,
Hah, Mahsun! They called from Channel 8,
They want to broadcast you, They will call again soon,
Yes, I say let's brainstorm,
Let's find a good idea for office security,
Let's make our sign and hang it, For example, "Mahsun Sex Shop,"
We fucked up,
Or stationery, I'm in between,
Shhh, Mahsun!
Mahsun, are you okay?
-Brother, have you come to your senses? -No, there's never any gambling here,
Ok, it was already played,
What is this?
It's not money, it's plastic,
Nobody can interfere in anyone's life,
No bro, the head is not in the right place,
Aha! They are looking,
Let's say it's not available,
Let's say we can go to the next show,
-Really? -Cut it out!
Aha! He sobered up,
Yes, Here, it's mine, OK, connect,
Dear spectators,
My friends connected LMKP Chairman Mahsun Karaca to the broadcast,
-We're going to ask him some questions, - Turn that down,
-Mahsun Bey, good evening, -Good evening,
You are participating in a live broadcast for the first time, I'm not wrong, am I?
Yes, for the first time,
Ahmet Bey's survey results show that your votes have increased considerably,
He just stated that it is based on five percent,
What do you think about it? What do you attribute this to?
Multiply by five,
Sir?
Look, whoever shows us less than 25 percent in
the polls from now on is dishonest, dishonest,
If he is not dishonest, dishonest, then we are dishonest, dishonest,
I think like this,
So you're saying I'll take 25 percent?
-Least, -How are you so sure?
We stand for the brotherhood of peoples, for democracy, for peace,
love it or leave it! This land is ours! This flag is ours!
O my fellow workers and laborers, comrades, my ideals,
We will glorify the legacy of the Ottoman Empire together!
Coming by Allah's leave!
Long live Ataturk, Commandante Che Guevara,
I think so,
Sir, are you on the line?
Yes, Mahsun Bey is an interesting politician,
What did you do son?
Are you crazy?
These are political statements, What do you understand?
Damn, is it like a mixed fruit plate, loose?
Don't get involved in my business,
Don't say he didn't say it, this bastard will spend us all,
Mahsun, I only want one answer, Is it true or not?
-Where did this Şeyma come from? -Mahsun, is it true or not?
Who told you that? Tell me about it,
[Koray voice over] One of the casinos he operates under the name of the association
did he tell you
Did he show you the basement of the party building, for example?
You are pure girl, you are pure,
Is this true Mahsun?
Yes,
What should we do, sir?
Well, you are the expert in this business,
There should be something that will excite the people and get them excited,
What do you think of style?
Arabex pop, arabex rock, arabex rap,
Techno arabex, deep house arabex, carrion arabex, pathetic arabex, straight arabex,
-Arabesque in your pocket? -He, how shall we do it?
I think it's pop,
It could also be hard rock,
-What do you say, Şahin? -I don't understand those things,
Okay then, let it be arabesque, Our people love arabesque,
But it's that spicy, scavenger arabesque,
third-rate garment workshop style,
You can also put rap in between, Teens love it too,
All right, chief, Message received,
Oh, cash in advance, My favourite!
[laughs strangely]
-Cut it out! -Oh,
-When is it going to end? -The stone is ready for three days, my president,
-Clip? -All, all, Turnkey,
I'll pack in four or three days,
-Here you go, -Then I'll go,
Let me start with the preparations,
Hey, I already know where the door is,
Thank you,
[laughs strangely]
Nuri, Mehmet, Let's arrange a few more artists,
It would be better if it was in different styles,
- All right, sir, -Mayor alone,
Now we can get a little tight financially,
Oh, is all that money gone?
I mean, it's not over, we held so many rallies,
E, the fund is not coming for a long time,
Okay okay, We'll raise a nice sum at the cabinet meeting tonight,
Now leave me alone with Şahin,
-Are you tripping on me? -What tribune?
I spoke a little harshly that day, that's why?
Ya Mahsun, go to work for God's sake, Don't mess with me,
Will you go out?
-What? -Leave me alone with myself,
I need some thinking,
My God, give me patience, O Lord, This kid is driving me crazy,
[video call audio]
[Things] What's up?
Why do you keep calling me Mahsun?
I was going to say, Şeyma… I love you so much,
Will you marry me?
-You're high? -No,,,
I don't love you Mahsun, I don't want you, you understand?
I don't want anyone in my life to lie to me anymore,
I don't want to be a sucker,
who i trust
I don't want anyone to say "This is a good man, an honest man" to be dishonest,
Don't come across me again, Mahsun,
[phone shutdown signal]
We are gathered here today for the cabinet elections of our LMKP,
[crowd] Bravo President!
You know, our votes are skyrocketing every day,
Bravo!
If it goes on like this, it is not a remote possibility that we will be in power alone,
[male] You're great President!
Has everyone paid the entrance fee? -Yes,
Only Uncle Berke gave 50 dollars less,
He says I owe you,
I wish you hadn't accepted, The bastard always does this,
Foul all over the man, Shall he be an uncle because of Berke?
Whatever task is given, we will work hard for our country, my president!
This boy seems like a very honest person,
Let's expel him from the party at the first opportunity,
Don't let us get into business,
TRUE, It's overlooked,
He speaks well but speaks nonsense,
No leadership qualities either, Do you understand?
Then let the games begin,
[upbeat pop-jazz music]
[unheard speeches]
[Mahsun] We used the fairest method to nominate our cabinet,
The good one won,
[election music] ♪ Mahsun President is coming ♪
♪ LMKP is coming ♪
[Ankara air] ♪ LMKP is coming again ♪
♪ Everyone gives it to him ♪
[horon] ♪ Mahsun Chairman is coming LMKP is coming ♪
♪ Votes for her for a better tomorrow ♪
♪ Let's all go together Let's go to the ballot boxes ♪
[Diyarbakir weather] ♪ Let's vote, let's vote ♪
[rap] ♪ My president is so big He thinks of everyone ♪
♪ Both old and young laugh when they see him ♪
That bag was beautiful, but very expensive, Never mind,
Ay Tuğçe, look at that handsomeness and that charisma,
Is this handsome?
The girl is single too, you know?
E, very normal, Who would marry this idiot?
Get out of there, What do you understand from a man like a man?
Whew, Walk girl, walk,
And finally that day had come,
LMKP's grandest, biggest rally,
Great Istanbul Rally,
[seagulls, sounds of steamboats]
Polls?
Between seven and 16, The lowest descriptor says seven,
-Busy? The governor's office announced 20 thousand,
But we estimate 500 thousand, 314,600 of them are women,
Which governorship?
-Istanbul, -Hmm,
President, everything is ready, we are waiting for you,
[dramatic music]
[exuberant voices, dramatic music continues]
[Mahsun] Istanbul means Türkiye,
Are you ready Türkiye?
[crowd] Yes!
Are you ready for the LMKP government?
Yes!
Are you ready for a better tomorrow with Mahsun President?
Yes!
I wonder if the TV channels are going live now?
Of course not, but this order will change!
[crowd] Bravo!
Under our rule, all the press will be free!
Bravo!
We will connect all media outlets directly to ourselves!
Thus, we will be the guarantor of the free press,
Some politicians stole, stole, stole,
They stole to death, they destroyed the country,
We are not saying we will not steal, we will also steal,
But we will steal as much as we need,
If everyone in this country steals as much
as they need, will that country go bankrupt?
[crowd] No!
If everyone steals, it is considered that no one has stolen,
It's all philosophy huh, These are not empty words,
[chants] Mahsun President! Mahsun President!
"We set up our local and national torrent site and
We will define a monthly terabyte download right for
young people, which does not fall from the ratio,"
This was so good, We need to take the Z generation with us,
Son, isn't that enough? Isn't this talk 10 minutes already?
Brother, let's write everything down so we can sift through it at the end,
President, I wish you would have attended the first speech,
One is enough, One day before the election,
How many people are watching on TV anyway?
Don't say that, sir, Election speeches are watched a lot,
It's the first time he's telling the truth, Mahsun,
President, I have some suggestions,
I would like to tell you if you see fit,
Sure, of course, Let everyone have their say,
I'm saying now, on behalf of our party, can
we get a title sponsor in front of their name?
You know what football teams do, like "I don't know what sport",
Like what?
For example, "Etimesgut Tombik Doner LMKP,"
There is a hyphen after meat, think about it,
-It's ridiculous, -This is something nonsense,
Let's put a billboard on our ass,
Don't be ridiculous dear, is that okay?
I have one more suggestion,
Let's say we will donate 50 scratch cards per month to each family,
-Brilliant idea, -Isn't it?
-Perfect, -This is good,
-Excellent, write that down too, -Write, write,
Let's make 100, not 50, -Huh!
-Look, - It comes to my head,
-Write, write, Write 100, That's why not everyone can be president,
Why isn't this president? Why aren't you president?
-[distance sounds] -Do these sounds come from below?
President, they are mad again,
But that doesn't happen,
I told you to properly insulate,
Look, I'll cancel your dealership, huh,
No, sir, I'm dealing with it right away, I'll take care of it right away,
God, are these things child's play?
-I mean, here's the… -Look at the guy we started out with,
Of course, people don't stand by them… Not everyone does their job with love,
So we had a conversation like this,
We have the opportunity to mention a name as product placement
in this TV talk of yours… Of course, you know, my president,
Mahsun Bey, it's your turn, Here you go,
Ok, One minute, one minute, You stay,
Why? Where did this come from now?
Don't be crowded, I may be surprised to see you,
You're making eyebrows and eyes, I'm distracted,
-Not even for Dönerci, -Okay, president,
Every day, new habits emerge, my friend, I did not understand…
Of course, Mahsun President knows best,
We have to think so,
Whistle Mahsun, Asabi Shirin, Horny Goat!
How are you today?
Be good, be good, Because you're going to be bad soon,
You scammers,
Gamblers like you, They will pucker their voice like you,
Do you realize that your end is near?
I'm going to tear you apart, son, I told you,
Sir, I am explaining it to all Turkey,
This is the man called Mahsun
He ran an illegal casino in Adana for years,
How do I know? Because I myself was at the beginning of the work,
What happened? You're a stretch, Isn't it?
The smallness of it was already a whistle,
You always whistle, you will always be whistle,
There is an election tomorrow, Let's see what will happen?
We'll see, We'll see what happens,
Guys, gene like this…
No escape this time, We really fucked up,
[sighs]
How are things?
Brother, it's unbelievable, Support messages are pouring in,
Really?
Nobody believed, They call it a conspiracy,
Ugh!
Why doesn't this open?
Where did the gene disappear to?
Take it, This time it says "not available",
Brother, the man is obviously listening,
-Maybe you have a chick with you, -Is it just today?
What happened?
Lan, the speech will be published shortly,
TO?
Son, look, I'll strangle you, huh,
Brother, calm down, let me love your eyes,
Memo is right, I mean, the President has been very depressed lately,
Let him clear his head a little,
Besides, there's nothing left to do anymore,
It is our turn, Open Open open,
My precious people, Today…
Today I'm going to give you a speech that has never been given before,
What does that say?
Why you, me and my party today
I will explain that you should not vote,
-Do not do it, -He even did it,
You shouldn't vote for me because I'm not a good person as you think,
I played with your emotions,
I've never been afraid to lie,
I almost exploited your sacred values,
What I said in one place, I said the opposite in another,
But somehow I made myself love you,
You treated me as one of your own,
And you believed in me unconditionally,
But you were wrong,
So who is to blame in this case?
Let me tell you, it's you,
Yes, yes, it is you,
Instead of seeking the truth and believing it
You are the one trying to justify what he believes,
When will you show the effort and courage to question,
That's when this country will get better,
Goodbye,
This is the end,
This time, they're going to make us jump,
[dramatic music]
[the music is cut off]
[key sound]
Let's just take our personal items,
Let's not waste too much time, Because they can come at any time,
[live music]
Lan, where are you for two days?
Our hearts are in our mouths,
Gentlemen, I say let's brainstorm,
Let's find a good smuggler's boat and escape abroad,
For example, Greece,
Or Libya, I'm torn between the two, Don't come on me,
Damn addicted! If you had spoken like a man, you wouldn't have put us in this situation now!
-Bastard! - Take it easy for a second,
It's done now, I am trying to solve the problem here,
Fuck it!
Brother, how will we find it? Any known human traffickers?
Of course there is, He is very experienced,
He came here as a refugee in time, Then he flees to Europe,
He says, "Lan, if you can run away so easily, let me do this
job and earn money" and start this job, I talked to him,
He will arrange us a VIP bot,
How is the VIP of the refugee boat Mahsun Efendi?
I'm explaining right now, These boats are for 40 people,
They take 90 people,
They will take 80 people on the boat they will put us on,
We can easily escape,
Anyway, You recover now,
I have a small business, I'm coming to handle it,
See you later,
We weren't just a refugee, you see?
[the music is cut off]
Thank,
I thought they'd take you,
They'll already have it,
They are just waiting for the election to be over,
It was nice of you to talk,
The necklace is fine,
Why did you do this?
I don't know, It came from inside of me,
At the last minute?
I don't have such big dreams, Şeyma,
Some things are just…
Without them, the rest is meaningless,
What kind of things?
Nevermind, I came here to say goodbye,
Because you're going to jail?
No, I will run away, So we'll run away,
Maybe I will never see you again,
I said I'll see you for the last time, Anyway…
-Boat is waiting, I'll go, -You…
[light, emotional music]
I think you are a good person,
No, mine is insane,
That moment came, that's how I spoke,
It could have been the other way around,
-Anyway, the boat waits, I will go, -No no,
-Not like that, I know, -How would you know, Şeyma?
Look at my eyes,
Have you seen?
You have a feeling of pure shame
that is not possible with a bad person,
[emotional music continues]
The bot is waiting but whatever,,,
-[knocking on the door, the music is broken] -[Memo] Aunt Şeyma!
-[Hawk] Open the door! -Shit, It's your job,
-What are you doing here? -None!
-We can't do anything! -Oho, they don't know,
-What's going on? -Yenge, 70 percent of the chests have been opened,
Our vote was 12 percent,
Whoa!
-What is it? -Turn on the television!
And the ballot box opened right now has reached almost 80 percent,
EDP's votes are 28 percent,
SOP 26 percent,
GSP 14 percent and LMKP 12,5 percent dear audience,
Come to Izmir,
That's it! But I already knew that,
I cant believe!
While we were waiting for them to take us and throw us in, we became untouchable,
I say let's brainstorm,
Let's find a good idea for office security,
Let's make our sign and hang it, For example, Mahsun Logistics,
-I was kidding! -God you,,,
Your joke,,,
After that, our sign is clear,
Liberal Conservative Communist Party,
-This is it, -We're going, we're going,
-It's our turn to smash, -We will steal the most,
That's it, İhsan Bey,
So you made your final moves on purpose, right?
-How? He gave up on everything,
You played the man who found the right path,
You both became a hero in Şeyma's eyes
and found more support from the public,
You did this on purpose, Is it true?
İhsan Bey, you are feared,
Is it so or not, Mahsun Bey?
Let the people decide, I do not say anything,
Alright,
What happened next?
Oh, it's been almost two hours,
I'll tell you the rest another day,
But today we are returning to Turkey,
Hmm, Then let's do it in that way, You publish them,
If you like it, I'll tell you more,
[Plays "Exceptions Don't Break the Rule"]
♪ Exceptions don't break the rule
♪ I gave my hand (ya) you took my arm (what) I squinted, you blew my mind (aha) ♪
♪ I am miserable or life? (what) ♪
♪ My throne is indestructible even if it shakes (what) ♪
♪ It hurts, my dear, my dear (what) I wrote my taboos myself (never) ♪
♪ Exceptions do not break the rule Wet next to dry does not make a fuss (ha) ♪
♪ The world's hand is long and its pocket is secluded,
♪ Exceptions do not break the rule Wet does not rush next to dry ♪
♪ The world with a long hand and a secluded pocket, the procession of pointed tongues ceases ♪
♪ Understand ♪
♪ Yeah, get it ♪
♪ The value of money has increased, people, the value of people has sunk ♪
♪ Who's left now? ♪
♪ You stole some free time from your side and Poponsa went to bed (yay) ♪
♪ Seagull in coma again? (ya) All the dysfunctional were card (card) ♪
♪ Which of you threw the towel on this runway? (ha) My time has come ♪
♪ Some of them were close to July, some of them were March ♪
♪ What little he had in his pocket was luck, Things got organized and the admiral went bankrupt ♪
♪ Exceptions do not break the rule; wet does not rush next to dry ♪
♪ The world with a long hand and a secluded pocket, the procession of pointed tongues ceases ♪
♪ Exceptions do not break the rule; wet does not rush next to dry ♪
♪ The world with a long hand and a secluded pocket, the procession of pointed tongues ceases ♪
[song ends]