- We all have a dream in life,
Me, I have two,
Drill in the cinema and make my father proud,
I want him to see me at the top of the poster,
My name is Cédric Dugimont, and this date is my chance,
- But no, finally!
I tell you He doesn't fit the role!
I leave you, I'm in casting,
Still not repaired this TV, Tandoori?
Yes or no ?
Are you there, are you? Here,
The next film that I produce, Badman is about a superhero,
French, huh!
Americans have Captain Marvel, we fuck Captain Marleau,
- Great,
But you're not afraid that Badman, does it sound like Batman?
- No report, ours has no cape,
- Oh yes…
What are his powers?
- It's still a French film,
He has a bunch of gadgets and a Badmobile,
And here is who interprets the villain: the Clown,
- Alain Belmont?
It is enormous !
He made me want to do this job,
He stopped, How did you do ?
- Tax audit,
He's screwed,
he even rents us his castle to turn,
And you, you are there
for the casting of the 1st role,
For two reasons,
On the one hand, the guys who are a little rated all said no,
And two, you fit the role perfectly,
- Great, What is the role?
- A huge loser,
But in his costume,
he must embody power, manliness…
He must smell of testosterone,
* Or or ? But where is the little kiki?
If you float in your underpants, discover Smallex,
extra-small condoms,
- must make women dream, It must be…
A man, a real man,
Alright, let's get to testing!
- You produced this film?
♪ loved the first one, - I thank you,
We had a hard time to come up with the idea for the sequel,
* Tropical music * WHERE, WHERE?
* But where is he?
heroic music
— — —
- How did that happen ?
- I do not really know,
She said that I fit the role,
- A selfish who got dumped?
- And who keeps his Facebook status
not to turn the page,
- I left,
- You were living with her, - Get a real job,
Look at you,
you have to make a relay point,
It's up to the ceiling,
- How are you chicks?
- Hi,
- What's this ?
It's a task
on my couch?
- I do not know, it's not towards me,
- The mouths!
I'm kidding,
It's my brother's blood,
(- I had eaten in his yogurt,)
- My poor !
He's already squatting at your place!
- I dream ! You're squatting well with your mother,
- You also,
- I'm in a relationship with her, - That's my problem,
- Seb, we're not going
talk about it again, Aren't you happy for her?
Good,
♪ ordered the pizzas, that's 13 each,
- You advance me by the end of the month ?
- We're on the 30th,
- Go ahead ! I'm already going to look for them,
Its good,
- How does he talk to us?
Do we tip him? - No,
- I will even put a comment,
funny music
— — —
- Help ! Stop her! She stole my satchel,
Couldn't you have helped me?
- Sorry, my pizzas are getting cold,
- Are you kidding me ?
Asshole! - Ouch! But Stop!
I'm an actor,
broken nose, I can no longer work,
- Are you into porn?
- Nope, - Then, no need for that,
- It's not okay ! Ouch!
Ouch!
But stop, you are hurting me so much! Ouch!
You hit me!
- Come here ! Come here !
— — —
Howls
— — ——
- Hush! Nope…
- Call the police, Come, children,
- Exhibitionism in a kindergarten
and non-assistance to anyone in danger because:
"The pizzas were going to get cold,"
stop not thinking only you, Dindon,
- Dad, I hate when you call me that,
♪ no more double chin, I'm no longer a kid,
- Then act like an adult,
It's nice to want to be an actor, we all had dreams,
but you have to find a real job,
Look at your sister,
Go, I have work,
- Complaints for theft camera, it's on the 3rd,
- One day, you will be proud,
- Oh, Smallex! The king of the little kiki!
- Not at all,
clamours
— — ——
The door slams,
- Show me,
You look beautiful with your new teeth,
- It's true ? I hated the nickname "Freddy Mercury",
Thank you my love,
- With pleasure,
Don't tell Seb that I took the money from his PEL,
What do you do ? - I'm moving your son,
It becomes unbearable to be three,
On his mobile, I exchanged my name and that of Éléonore,
He thinks he's talking to her,
- OK !
- They liked each other, little ones,
Look, he answers,
Hmm!
water flow He vomits,
- Why these stamps, you're ill ?
- No, I need money,
I get paid to test drugs,
- Do a crash test dummy too,
- Seb, you took my computer to visit dirty sites?
- Why would it be me and not Macron?
- I do not need, I have a very fulfilling sex life,
Isn't it, darling?
- I hate you ! - He Ho'!
Respect your stepfather,
Child, you wanted
that Adam comes to sleep at home,
- Now it's done,
Alarm
*- Hello ? - Hello,
*- Françoise Golstein, the producer of Badman,
(- She's the producer of the film,) Yes ?
- I have very good news,
- Oh good ? I'm listening to you,
*- You were two, The director wanted the other,
he had the charisma of a mussel, For me, Badman is you!
Your life will change,
Cannes, LA,,, - Serious ?
*- The Oscars, the Cesars… - Oh dear !
Listen, I'm overjoyed, Thanks a lot,
*- I will make you a star, Ludovic!
- But me, on the other hand, it's Cedric,
*- Oh, I'll call you back,
Tone
Alarm
- Hello ? *- Hello ? Ludovic ?
- Yes ? *- Oh!
It's Francoise Golstein,
- Yes ! Turn down the sound,
How are you ?
*- I have a good new, you have the role of Badman,
- But no ?
*- Whether!
I will make you a star, Ludovic!
- But no, I have the role, man!
♪ got the role!
cry of joy
It's me, Badman!
*- The good life is yours, big cars,
the paparazzi, pretty babes,,,
* She laughs,
Hello ? - Call an ambulance !
- If you had drilled, what would that have brought you?
Money, realize your dream, keep your girl,
your father's esteem, notoriety, and
- That's not bad,
- You wouldn't have finished in Télérama,
- With my mother, you've gotten pretty old,
- And her, a youthful look,
Alarm
- Hello ?
- I stop joking, you have the role,
- But it's true ? *- Of course it's true,
How naïve you can be,
- My friends tell me that I always swallow everything,
- Welcome to the business,
* Hi, - Goodbye,
Damn, I'm dumb, I got the part, guys!
♪ got the role!
I have the role!
Go on !
- Who's got the part? - It's me !
Upbeat rock music
— — —
Hey !
- No that's not it,
She's gonna play your wife,
Great,
That right !
— — —
Alarm *- Yeah, bro?
- Don't call me bro anymore, call me Badman,
What's with the mirror?
- Badman pisses me off with his parcels,
A relou has been looking for 15 min, It was the mirror or the monk,
- Ah, it's good, I found it,
Nope ! - I can't take it anymore,
- They screwed up, they put me in an adult size,
*- How's your shooting going? - I'm living the dream of my life,
We shoot in old hangars,
Next door they are filming Mission, Not Possible with Tom Cruise!
(Hey! Look at the one playing my wife in the movie,)
*- Is this science fiction? - Why ?
*- No one will believe that she is with you,
* Forced laughter *- Very funny,
I'll show you Raymond, He plays Walter, my butler,
Raymond, I present to you my sister, Eleanor,
- Oh ! She makes me think to the sublime young Lise Taylor,
- That is sweet, Thank you sir,
*- What she liked the dick, - Eh ?
- Did you see what they gave me? The same as you on the job,
With blank bullets, fortunately,
And mate a little cash that I have in the movie,
Is she crazy or not? *- Oh yeah !
you didn't tell daddy for filming?
*- I want to surprise him the day of the preview,
- He'll be super proud,
- That's the point,
- Cedric! Come see, please!
- The director wants to see me,
- Cedric, let me introduce you Mr Alain Belmont,
- It's an honor to meet you,
- You have oily skin,
- Sorry ? - Must be clean
otherwise my text won't stick on your forehead,
- Am I going to play with this?
- Not when you're in front of the camera,
- Jean-Luc, great news!
A brand gives me money to place his product,
- What's this ?
- A vacuum, - Nope !
How do I box a vacuum cleaner in a superhero movie?
- Fend for yourself,
The more we see the vacuum cleaner, no longer Kärcher
will give wheat, - Karcher?
♪ didn't know they had vacuum cleaners,
- Exactly, Hence the money,
I'm counting on you,
- Good, everyone in place!
We haven't made a single plan yet!
Engine !
And action!
Hectic music
- Half the amount,
The rest when I have the mayor,
This motherfucker sank
my gambling business, ♪ would like to talk to him
face to face,
Beware of him, He had 3 of my men arrested,
— — —
he growls,
- take care
from him, - Go for it !
— — —
End of the game, poor bastard,
— — —
- Cut!
But no !
It was said that the dummy had to explode,
- Mohammad!
What did you screw up?
If you, you don't control an explosive, where are we going?
- I'm sorry, it has to come of the remote control,
- Have a lovely evening,
- But Françoise, we are not finished! - Glandu, that one!
- Come on, take me to my dressing room,
- Can you open the trunk for me?
- Yeah,
- Thanks,
- See you tomorrow, okay? - Until tomorrow,
- See you, - Ciao,
- Here, - I'm not cold,
- It's to protect the suit, - Ah, okay, I'll put it on,
Mr, Belmont, it would be possible to sign my photo?
Boy, I ran into you, we took a picture,
It was on the Island of Oléron, you were at the restaurant,
And it's…
Thanks,
nostalgic music
— — —
Notification beeps
*- Hi, it's Éléonore, It's yours,
—EEE
Hectic music
— — —
- So, what is it? Why does not this work ?
Ah OK ! Like that,
Beep
— — —
Metallic crash
Intriguing music
— — —
Tone
*- Police rescue, hello?
- I had a car accident,
*- Where are you, sir?
- I do not know,
*- We will geolocate you,
What's your name ?
Sir, what is your name?
- I do not know,
*- You know more what is your name ?
- Nope,
*- Please wait, research is ongoing,
- What is that ?
And that what is it ?
Oh fuck !
*- Above all, do not hang up, we are coming…
Intriguing music
Alarm
— — —
Oh fuck !
— — —
- Why is he running away?
Oh fuck ! Did you see that ? - Oh fuck !
— — —
buzzing
— — ——
— — —
Howls
- What's this ? Get that thing off!
— — ——
- Jump in the water!
— — —
// gossip,
The taser falls into the water,
* But where is he?
But where is he, hee hee? But where is he, whoa?
- What is that ?
- You're unreasonable,
Had to stay in the hospital,
- I can't, I have a meeting with road safety,
- Who wanted to knock you down?
- One of the Schyzo's men,
- Who is that ?
- A robber,
figure of organized crime,
His name is Ivan, said the Schyzo, because he spins suddenly,
He's been missing me for ten years, But if he wanted to kill me yesterday,
that means I'm getting closer,
- How about you retire?
- I will do it when he's in jail,
and two cracked ribs won't stop me,
Alarm
- Hold on…
Hello ?
*- Hello, this is the producer from the Badman movie,
We're looking for your brother, Do you know where he is?
- No why ? - He disappeared,
And if he doesn't come back tomorrow, I replace it,
Already we've been robbed the car of the shooting!
*- … after an attempt ram car robbery,
a visibly prepared vehicle for this kind of operation,
The thief attempted
to kill 2 policemen by electrocution,
in a protected reserve,
killing many fish on the verge of extinction,
- Him, when we corner him, it will be very expensive,
- It can't be him,
impossible,
He wouldn't have robbed a bank and assaulted 2 cops,
- This is insane, What does your dad think?
- I said nothing,
He would be able to ask abortion at age 38,
Languorous smacks
Erotic music
— — —
- There are rooms for that!
- Enough to ?
- Well, how do we do it?
Hey, let's focus!
Where the hell is he? - Calm down,
We will find him,
Hush… Erotic music
Relax, my beauty,
— — —
- Nobody has an idea?
- Have you thought about geolocating
his telephone ?
- You're less stupid than your physique! Good game !
He growls,
- I hurt you,
Sorry,
— — —
Panicked screams
- Oh oh oh!
Here we go!
Go on ! - Seb,
it's not okay ?
- Okay, let's go, come on!
- But where are we going? - I do not know,
- His phone is here,
Cackles
— — ——
- Say, you,,,
There is not something between you and El?
- You find ?
Well, I confess something to you, We send each other messages,
- What kind ?
Oh yeah !
But what are you waiting for? Run, kid! Go!
- You think ? - But yes ! Go on !
- Hello,
My brother, Cédric, is he there?
- Uh… No, he's not here,
- What did he say ?
- How much do you weigh ?
So where is he, my brother?
Intriguing music
— — —
- You are going to do what with this hot water bottle?
- You don't want to talk?
Well, we'll have a little fun then,
Squeaks
— — ——
- Stop, it's going to explode!
— — ——
Oh fuck !
OK, I'm talking!
- OK,
- It all started last night,
This is where I fell on this guy,
- So ?
- He says he had an accident
and since then he lost his memory,
It's weird, he has a bag of beef,
- How beautiful he is! Looks like Keen V,
- Shouldn't we call the cops? - Wait a bit,
He has a bag full of beefs?
- Yeah, lots of beef,
- I believe I have a better idea,
Intriguing music
— — —
Someone knocked,
- How is he?
- Who are you ?
- Don't you recognize us?
- Nope,
- We're your family,
- Here is
your brother Jimmy and your sister Cindy,
- I don't remember anything,
- Do not worry, we are here now,
- We'll take good care of you,
- And she is my wife?
- Um yes,
She's good, I say!
- Did you tell her? Where is she ?
- We would like to know, She left suddenly,
Alright, come on, Rest up, son,
and see you at the table,
- What is my name ?
- Johnny,
- But we call you Jojo,
- And where was I born?
- In your mother's pussy,
Laughter
— — ——
- There has been a break-in ?
- The bailiff took everything,
The factory has closed we are unemployed,
We even have more enough to buy clothes,
- So, I have no panties,
- But…
We are a loving family,
That is the most important,
- You made fun of him,
- Calm down, we didn't do anything wrong, By the way, who is this guy?
- It's an actor,
- How do you know that ?
- He's the guy from the commercial,
- Oh ! The same as dad!
- And after ? - Nothing,
He went to his room, we did not see him again,
- I saw him again,
Someone knocked,
Can I sleep with you ?
♪ am cold,
- Normal, have you seen your pajamas?
Good night, Cindy,
- Since he didn't want to,
I took advantage of him by the lock,
Intriguing music
— — —
- What is that ?
*- Hello, Badman,
Congratulation, - Badman?
*- You still do the first page of the newspaper,
Thanks to you, this gang will no longer operate,
Once again, nobody can beat Badman,
Here is a reminder
new features of your combination,
I reinforced it, to be bulletproof,
♪ improved accuracy of your grapple
and added soporific gas at the wrist,
If you have any questions,
you know where to reach me,
Good bye, sir,
Sir, it's Walter again,
♪ have very bad news,
It's about your wife and your son,
They have been kidnapped, Here is the video I received,
* Crackling * Machiavellian laugh
*- My love,
♪ am so scared,
come get us, I beg you !
- Surprise, Badman!
* Sigh Hats off to the other day,
You managed to steal the money
and kill my right arm, the rasta,
So here's what you're gonna do, You'll get me my money,
And if you're not here tomorrow, at 8 p,m,, at the Château de Vaucresson,…
I'm making a meschoui of your family!
* Machiavellian laugh * Panicked scream
*- My love ?
♪ am so scared, Come get us!
*- If you're not here tomorrow, at 8 p,m,,
at the Château de Vaucresson, I'm making a mechoui of your family!
* Machiavellian laugh
Hectic music
— — —
- When he left, he left a wad of cash and a letter,
- I have to go at the Château de Vaucresson
deliver my wife and son?
- Vaucresson?
But it is known, this is where Alain Belmont lives,
- My brother gets caught for his character,
- A super hero ?
- He left to finish his mission,
- But he can't be so naive?
- He thought we could get electrocuted in the rain,
Gotta catch up!
- I told you everything,
free me !
Meows What does he do? Hey !
Howls
- We're not close to have small children,
- Considering how stupid he is, maybe it's not so bad,
Soft music distant whispers
— — ——
Squealing tires
- Hello,
Where are you going ?
- Hello, I'm going to Vaucresson,
- It's straight ahead, Hi !
OK, fucking joke,
— — ——
- If you are tired, I can drive,
- Because a woman can't drive?
- Not at all, I am for gender equality,
- Me too, They should all be 20 cm,
It's a joke, Yeah,
You are going to do what, in Vaucresson?
- Find my wife and son,
You are married ?
- Me ? Oh no, No thanks,
♪ was too disappointed by my last relationship,
I don't want to bother you, - At all,
- We were together 3 years,
We met at a party,
♪ was in Michael Jackson and him as a schoolboy, it stuck,
Do not worry, I completely forgot about it,
- So much the better, So it's cool,
She sobs,
— — ——
- No that's not true ! ♪ can't forget it at all,
- You were able to cram the vacuum cleaners in the movie ?
- Not yet, I'm looking for my lead actor,
- Do not worry, the prop has a solution,
Follow me,
- I am sorry for your family, sir,
When I saw the pictures, I was upset,
Just like you,
Whatever happens, good will always triumph,
No one can beat Badman,
- Cut!
We said no hands!
Whore !
- We're not going to make it,,,
We can clearly see that…
Sigh
- I think it works very good,
- It didn't work as he wanted, he saw everything in black,
Even in our couple,
he made no effort,
- At least you remember, - What ?
- I had an accident,
♪ have no memory of my wife,
- It's awful,
How ironic,
Would you like to remember of the one you love
and I would like to forget it,
By the way, I'm Laura,
- Delighted,
I'm Johnny,
- When do we arrive, in Vaucresson?
- I watch,
angelic music
— — —
- You need to relax,
- But what are you doing ?
- I am enterprising,
— — —
Groan
- Finally, calm down!
We are at one o'clock
from Belmont,
How are you ! She can still text me, right?
Notification beep
Good,
- She's pissing me off, not rolling,
Intriguing music
There's Cedric!
There's Cedric, Cedric!
— — —
Alarm - Sorry, that's work,
Hello ? *- Yeah, Laura,
There's a robbery
at Fontainebleau, He even has the GIGN,
Are you close? - At all,
- Whoa!
Erotic music
— — —
- We have to take a detour
by Fontainebleau,
There's a robbery going on and I have to cover the event,
*- The perimeter is secure, please evacuate the area,
Squealing tires
- Then, are we going to Vaucresson? - Yes,
- Come on, guys, let's hurry,
- Excuse me, do we know the identity of the robbers?
- Don't film, - Are there any hostages?
- Move on, ma'am,
- Oh ! But you are the robbers,
Help !
It's the robbers!
She screams,
- Shit !
- Nope ! But leave me!
- If you move, I'll bust you,
heroic music
— — —
*- No one can beat Badman,
Hectic music
— — —
- Listen to me carefully, I will only say it once,
muffled words
— — ——
It's understood ? Nope ? You leave me no choice,
— — —
Confused sighs
Well done, Walter!
— — —
Squeaks
— — —
Howl
— — —
- My car,
— — —
Was it you? Why are you dressed like that?
- I didn't want to tell you,
but in reality, I am a vigilante,
My name is Badman,
- Badman,
Yes of course,
Superman's boyfriend?
- It's possible, I lost my memory,
Gotta get rid of this car,
- To fight against the scourge
people watching their phone while driving,
we got inspired cigarettes,
Thereby,
as soon as the driver looks
his cellphone, unbearable images
will appear on his screen,
- Oh yes !
It's a deterrent,
- Uh… Because I haven't started yet
she's my wife, my wallpaper,
- Ah!
- To fight against
drowsy driving,
as soon as…
As soon as the driver falls asleep,
the head restraint reacts immediately,
I like it, that one,
- Update on the robbery,
- Who is it, that asshole in pantyhose?
- It's the one who assaulted the co-workers,
We are on the way,
We call the costume rental companies and sex shops,
Sex,… - It's ok I got it !
- And finally, the most drastic solution,
This is a shrink tube
coming out of the seat
as soon as the driver commits an offense,
And the pictures speak for themselves,
- Francoise, I have great news!
♪ figured out how to place Kärcher vacuum cleaners!
*- Incredible checkout robbery Fontainebleau depots,
The criminal would be disguised and dangerous,
Our special correspondent,,,
- Shit, my pumps!
- You say you have lost your memory,
but you remember to be a vigilante?
Why did you keep the money?
- I have no more ransom,
- What ransom?
- know nothing keeps you safe,
- If you want to talk about it in interview, do not hesitate,
He climbs,
— — ——
What are you doing ?
- I'm looking for where to go, You need a car,
- I do not know how to thank you,
Apart from Groot, no one would have intervened,
- Who is that ?
- My dog,
-Groot? - A terror,
As soon as someone approaches me, he wants to eat it,
The only person to whom he was partying, he was my ex,
- You can do one thing to thank me,
Forget your ex,
It's not worth it, he doesn't deserve you,
- They say that only time lets forget someone,
Or a new encounter,
romantic music
— — —
Smack
I see why superheroes put their underpants over it,
- Sorry, it's very embarrassing,
Fire
Run!
Hectic music
— — —
*- As a director of the Saint François-Xavier Institute,
I declare the big fair
opened !
Thanks,
- Hide, go to the field,
I want to avoid any confrontation,
I have to watch out for the kids, - Shame,
- What ?
- That you are married,
- Go quickly !
- Come on, shoot!
Hubbub
— — ——
Children's music
— — —
Panicked screams
- Someone there ?
Hectic music
— — —
- Sorry !
Sorry !
Rock music
— — —
- Good day, honey, - Thank you dad !
- Laura!
Your bag, your bag,
Hectic music
— — —
- How are you miss ? - How are you,
Engine roar
— — —
- The ambulance should be here soon,
- I don't feel it, your plan,
- Do you want to let go of my brother?
- I didn't say that, I didn't say that!
- Do you want to let him go too?
- Aouch aouch ! Stopped !
♪ didn't say anything!
I have to go to the cabinets!
- Dopey crashed the car, we do not have any choice,
We steal the ambulance and we go to Belmont,
Sirens
Well here it is!
Our carriage has arrived,
Where is he, acorn head?
- was behind me,
angelic music
— — —
- So ?
- But he's here,
- What ?
— — —
How, of all sperm, did he come first?
— — —
- Damn, that was disgusting, these puppies,
- Do not worry, - But I don't have any symptoms!
Who told you that I had eaten a bat ?
Sirens
Soft music Whispers
— — ——
Intriguing music
— — —
Moans of effort
Glatters
— — ——
— — —
crash
Distant swells
— — ——
— — —
- Between us, the Clown,
— — —
- SURPRISE !
Festive music clamours
- Happy birthday !
— — ——
- Cheer !
Cheer,
♪ didn't see it coming,
However, it is necessary to surprise Belmont,
- You will speak when you're in costume,
Come,
- Changed the costume, - Severe !
Did you sign the card?
- The map ?
- Birthday, He is offered an eagle,
- We hid it in the garden,
It cost us an arm,
Cheers
— — ——
- I thank everyone who came,
even though I didn't invite anyone,
And I think I know who is behind it all,
The lucky one to share my life,
- You only get what you deserve my love,
"AIl By Myself" (Yael La y a ni)
— — —
- Let the party begin,
—EEE
- How could she do this to me?
— — —
- Father ?
Father ?
- Yes, it's me, darling,
What a beautiful bunny costume,
- But you're not my dad,
- The bastards! What did they do to you?
Forget what you were told,
I am your real father, - You're a liar !
- No, I swear it's true,
It's gonna be hard for you to hear,
but the one who pretends for your father
is actually
a horrible psychopathic killer,
A real garbage,
My poor heart,
- Honey,
why is it closed?
- How could you do that?
This child is mine and you know it very well!
- Jean-Luc?
We shouldn't talk about it anymore, what's wrong with you?
- What is happening ?
- Jean-Luc is locked up in Theo's room,
- Jean-Luc? But no !
Jean-Luc, look, he's there,
- Hi, Alan,
- Patrick?
- You got my wife, you won't have my son,
Come on, come on, darling,
- Wait, move on! Theo?
Theo, open that door,
"Holding Out For A Hero" (Laury Perez)
- My God, it's a kidnapping!
— — —
Panicked sighs - Careful, push yourself!
Oh shit !
I told you to push yourself,
- Theo? Theo, where are you?
Do not be afraid,
dad is coming,
- You are crazy ? You are frail! - No, I assure you,
// chokes,
- My God, - But untie me!
- Bring me a knife!
growl
Breathe,
- I found that, - Thank you, Nabilla,
— — —
Howl
My love, are you in great pain?
- In your opinion, bitch?
Thrilling music
— — —
- How are you ? That's it, you're saved,
You fear nothing more, you are safe,
nothing will happen to you,
- Ouch,
moo
- Chief, we located him! He kidnapped Alain Belmont's son,
- What is his project, to him?
Where are our cars? - You sent all our men,
- And there? - It's the car
road safety, - Go get the keys,
*- Welcome to the prototype… - What is that ?
- This is the prototype road safety,
You understood,
*- iSecure, for safer driving,
*- We just found out,
the disguised man who kidnapped Alain Belmont's son
would be in the wood of Saint-Cucufa,
in Vaucresson, in the 92,
The police are always looking for him,
- Have you apprehended the suspect?
- Are they already there? You found it ?
- Nope, He left his car and fled into the woods,
- We catch this son of a dog,
Intriguing music
— — —
- Attention ! Stand back, little bunny,
— — —
(Come !)
(Son?)
(Darling !)
- Over there, in the barn!
— — —
(We spotted the kidnapper,)
(I repeat,)
(We spotted the kidnapper, He's in the barn,)
— — —
Click
Hectic music
— — —
- So, who are you, motherfucker?
Eh ?
— — —
Turkey?
- You, pass by, and you, follow me,
- You found it ?
- Still not, no,
- Okay, let's continue, Come on, let's search the building,
- Turkey!
Turkey?
dark music
— — —
- How are you ? How are you ? Hey !
*- We are with Alain Belmont, whose son was kidnapped,
*- This is the apple of my eye,
♪ hope to find him soon, *- What's her name ?
*- Theo, *- And how old is he?
*- Uh…,
* I! mumbles,
He's not very big,
- here you should remember,
- Who are you ?
- I am your sister
and them, your friends,
- Mythos, I know my family, Get away !
I have to find my son,
- Whore ! you don't have a son
and you're not Badman, OK!
The script for the movie you were shooting,
You are Cédric Dugimont, actor,
and you had an accident with the filming car,
But ?
- And the corpse in the trunk?
That's wrong, right?
- Oh, genius,
If you don't believe us believe your phone,
- Who says it's mine?
- Your fingerprints,
Intriguing music
— — —
How's your shooting going?
- An egoist who comes to get dumped?
- And who keeps his Facebook status not to turn the page?
- I hated the nickname Freddie Mercury,
- If you had drilled, what would that have brought you?
Money, realize your dream, keep your girl,,,
- Smallex! The king of the little kiki!
- Didn't you tell dad?
- It's nice to want to be an actor, we've all had dreams,
- Shit !
Father ?
- We spotted him
in the former Kléber factory, in Paris,
Follow us,
Squealing tires
We meet there,
By car !
Alarm
- Honey, it's not the time, I'll call you back,
*- Dad, you have to let me tell you about Cedric,
- I do not know who it is, ♪ have no more sons,
*- Cédric had a serious accident, and it made him lose his memory,
He was making a movie and he takes himself for his own role,
- What is this bullshit ?
If you cover it, it's useless, Can you imagine the shame for me
* if it is known that it is my son? My career is over,
- Your son had a serious accident and you tell me about your career?
* You are really selfish,
- Me ? I wanted the best for you,
- No, you wanted us to do like you, it's not the same,
* You may have more sons,
but I have a brother who needs me,
Tone
- Whore !
Squealing tires
beeps
Moans
- Do not hold back your tears
Let go of your sorrow
- Sorry, boss, Sorry,
- No problem,
—EEE
beeps
- It's crazy,
We reconnected my hard drive, everything comes back,
- But what is that ?
- We didn't tell you,
but it will take make room in your room,
You are going to have a brother,
- Eh ?
- No, but then, wait…
It means that I assaulted the police,
planted my shoot,
kidnapped my idol's kid, for nothing ?
- YES,
- But I ruined my life!
- YES YES,
- It's the fault of your accident,
We'll try to fix that,
- Well, since everything works out, I take this opportunity to…
confess something to you,
In fact,
your sister and me,
we love each other,
angelic music
Sorry to tell her like that, but I couldn't hide it anymore,
I like you,
- What are you doing ?
Howl
Are you crazy?
- It's you who are crazy!
Why send me these messages if it's to hit me?
- I don't even have your number,
- What ? But who was I talking to then?
- I do not know,
// clears his throat,
- I thought that you love each other,
I wanted to give a little nudge,
- This is the photo of whose breasts that I received, suddenly?
- Your mother helped me,
Howl
— — ——
Applause
— — ——
- Cheer !
It's the first time in my life that I get robbed,
Where is my money ?
- He robbed the bank, - And tried to kill dad,
- For the last time,
where is my money ?
Hectic music
— — —
- Okay, guys!
Let's go,
- Tom, we are ready to shoot,
- Thanks,
— — —
- Even without a weapon, i can grind you to dust
in a snap
of fingers,
—EEE
- Damn it!
— — —
screams
— — ——
Panicked screams
- Five years of work,
700 million euros in donations,
Thanks to your generosity,
like Christ, our Savior,
Our Lady has risen,
maddened shouting
Hectic music
— — —
enraged cry
— — —
- Pushes you !
- Chief, we searched the whole hangar, He left, this son of a dog,
*- Come quickly, we found him!
— — —
Look, boss!
You will hallucinate,
It was Schizo, the asshole in pantyhose,
- And someone tied him up,
- Who could have done that? - It's signed,
From Dindon,
- Din,…
- Who is it ?
- I do not know, - Neither do I,
He deserves a medal,
Since the time we're looking for this motherfucker,
- He's a hero, this Dindon,
- Why are you moved, chief?
Because you will finally to retire ?
- Yes, that's why, yes,
— — —
- Puss, we've got it!
- Here,
- Why ? - It's from the little mouse,
Laughter
Do you remember our checks anymore? - I_me still missing memories,
- It's normal, that is going to take time,
Tomorrow you do a CT scan and you go back to the set,
You will tell them that you were at dad's bedside,
- Before that, I would like to go see someone,
Glatters
— — ——
*- Who ?
- Laura, it's Cedric,
Finally Johnny, Well, Superman's buddy,
Click
Laura?
Barking Whoa!
Groot?
Slowly slowly,
Yelps
— — ——
Oh, gently,
Hey !
— — ——
Soft music
— — —
Happy Birthday,
— — —
- We were still a couple on your Facebook profile,
That's how the boy who took you in contacted me,
To tell me that you were affected of deep amnesia,
But when I arrived you had already left,
On the way, I called the hospital, They told me to take you to see them
to take care of you, and that until then,
it was better not to tell you anything, even if it means going your way
to avoid emotional shock,
♪ was sad that you don't recognize me,
That you forgot me,
But happy to find
the one I fell in love with,
A man
courageous,
combative,
who believes in his dreams,
- I lost my memory, not my feelings,
— — —
*- We just found out, incident on Tom Cruise movie,
who was shot in the buttocks,
We do not know yet if it's an accident
or a voluntary act,
Unusual: the child of Alain Belmont was seen
on top of a building, A sans-papier climbed it
to try to help him,
but he failed to ascend, It's on a plane
that he will go up tomorrow to return to his country,
*- Thank you, dear friends,
to have come so many to this screening,
We didn't expect to make such a buzz,
- Is it due to the criminal wearing the same suit?
- No way, Who has heard of it?
Oh shit,
I pass the floor to the one without whom this film
would not exist, - Thanks,
*- Cedric Dugimont!
Applause
— — ——
*- Good evening everyone, thank you,
I'm not going to talk about myself
but hail the true heroes Daily,
like my father,
He devoted his life to others in the font
and I am very proud,
Stand up, dad, let's applaud him,
Happy retirement,
Cheers
— — ——
*- We are not here for grandpa's farewell drink,
Place at the cinema,
— — ——
- Be careful, don't stain yourself,
- You have nothing to tell me, you are not my father,
- I am proud of you,
“Lovely Day” (Octave Lissner)
— — —
dark music
— — —
Machiavellian laugh
— — ——
- Father !
Stand up !
"Survivor" (2WEL)
— — —
enraged cry
— — —
angelic music
Hectic music
— — —
- What power !
- It is not a market leader for nothing,
- We'll meet again, Badman! And I will get you!
One day I will have you!
- We all have a dream in life,
Me, I have two,
Overcome evil forever
and protect our beautiful planet,