Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
This is the story of The Pied Piper,
but with bears doing what fairy-tale bears do best,
Butt scratch circle!
Yep, scratching their butts,
Much better,
Now, time to head home, brothers,
Huh?
Um, my butt still itches,
So does mine,
Mine too!
Itchy butt!
Scratching not working,
The scratching, why doesn't it help?
Oh, Great Crystal Potato, please make it stop,
Shh!
Listen,
I can't take it anymore!
Can somebody please scratch my butt?
We're not the only ones,
Come on, brothers!
Sc… Scratch my butt,
Oh, it's-- Ow,
Prince Charming, your butt's itchy too?
Yes, it's these blasted butt-scratch bugs,
Oh, butt-scratch bugs,
That sounds horrible,
Can't the king do something?
Loyal subjects, there is a way to get rid of the butt-scratch bugs,
We just need a hero,
-Oh! -Oh, we're trying to be heroes,
Mega-heroes, in fact!
This magic flute…
…will lead the bugs out of our kingdom
by placing the hair of the Butt Bug Bringer in it,
What's a Butt Bug Bringer?
The Butt Bug Bringer is the person
who brought the butt-scratch bugs to the kingdom in the first place,
Ah, makes sense,
Come on, brothers, all we have to do is find the Butt Bug Bringer,
and then we'll be mega-heroes,
Ah!
Ow!
-Yah! -Ooh!
Mm-hmm!
Oh, I forgot to tell you,
It does that if you put the wrong hair in,
Come on, brothers, we'll find the right hair
even if we have to search the entire kingdom,
But who's gonna give a bunch of bears one of their hairs?
Right, then we'll just have to get tricky to find the Butt Bug Bringer,
Huh?
Good luck!
You're gonna need it,
-Oh, so itchy, -Huh?
Maybe the Fairy is the Butt Bug Bringer, Let's get some of her hair and see,
Ugh!
Something we can help you with, milady?
I'm trying…
…to get ready for the ball, but I'm just…
…so itchy,
This is our chance,
Time to get tricky,
Today's your lucky day, Fairy,
Barely Stylish Fashion Stylists are here to help,
Make yourself comfortable,
And let us do our magic,
I'd be comfortable if my butt stopped itching,
Relax and let's gab,
Did you hear Scheherazade thinks the butt bugs are just a hoax,
No! Well, I heard--
-So itchy! -Huh?
Huh?
Uh…
What? What are you looking at?
-Hmm, -Uh…
Huh?
Guess The Fairy's not the Butt Bug Bringer after all,
-What did you do to my hair? -Huh?
I… I love it!
Delighted that you're satisfied with our service, milady,
Leave us a good review, Bye now,
Listen,
It's Pig,
Follow my lead,
To get a lock of Pig's hair, we're gonna have to get even trickier,
I ain't got no potatoes,
No, no, Good morning, sir,
We are the Barely Soothing Spa Service,
Would you like to try our anti-scratch stress relief treatment?
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin,
It's free,
Oh, what are you waiting for?
Now, free yourself from your earthly confines,
How can I? I'm tied up and itchy, Say, what kind of massage is this?
Questions only confuse serenity,
Here, feel the inner vibrations from the sacred make-you-fall-asleep stone,
Hmm? Perfect! Now let's get a Pig hair and see if he's the Butt Bug Bringer,
Nope,
Don't worry, brothers, we'll find that Butt Bug Bringer,
La, la, la, la, la, la--
La, la--
Oh!
Huh?
Got it!
Huh?
Oh!
Guess we'll just have to tell the king we couldn't find the Butt Bug Bringer,
Yeah, we've tried everyone in the kingdom,
Huh?
Hmm, not everyone,
Halt! No one goes inside by command of the king,
Look, a sale on anti-itch butt cream!
Butt cream? Where?
Oh,
Your Majesty,
we have checked everyone's hair in the kingdom except yours,
which means… you must be the Butt Bug Bringer!
What?
What are you talking about?
If I were the "Butt Bug Bringer," then I'd have an itchy butt,
and my butt doesn't itch at all,
Mm-hmm,
Are you sure?
Oh, this feels so good, Oh!
Know what could make this even better?
Butt scratch circle!
-Oh yeah, -Higher, Higher,
-All right! -That's great,
Gotta scratch! Gotta scratch, scratch, scratch!
Ooh,
This proves nothing,
We'll see about that,
-Hey! -Got one!
Brother, a tune, please?
Huh?
-Huh? -Huh?
It's working!
The magic flute is making beautiful music that the butt-scratch bugs can't resist,
But I don't understand,
Why me?
Ah, don't worry about it, Your Royal Scratchiness,
We'll fix everything,
Hooray!
Come on, brothers, let's get rid of these bugs!
Huh?
Yay!
Ooh!
Oh, that's better,
Finally,
-Yahoo! We did it! -Yeah!
Home at last,
We finally did it, brothers,
Those pesky butt-scratch bugs are out of the kingdom,
Ooh,
Hmm?
Come here, Brother,
This won't hurt a bit,
Brother!
-Come back! -We've gotta test you!
We just need a little fur!
-Come on! -Brother!
Once upon a time, there was a princess who slept on a pea,
And once upon another time,
there were seven bears trying to find a magic potato,
Yes, I know that sounds weird,
And when the seven brothers finally found the magical Crystal Potato,
they were transformed into the heroes they were always destined to be,
The end,
Wow,
Well, time to call it a night, brothers,
You're right! Tomorrow might be the day we find that Crystal Potato,
And we do not want to mess that up,
When we don't get enough sleep,
well, that's when we make our stupidest decisions,
Like that time I was so tired I thought this towel was a crown,
Look…
…I'm a princess,
La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la
But first, to the pee-pee palace,
This princess really has to go,
Ooh!
He's so funny,
Can we please go home now?
We've been looking for ages, and I'm exhausted,
Do you know nothing of fairy tales, Brother?
A prince must find a bride,
Hmm?
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Look, a princess,
Ouch!
That's a bear,
Or is it a princess that's been turned into a bear?
Whatever,
If it'll get us home sooner, let's give her the old pea test,
A pea test?
We put a tiny pea under the bear's mattress,
If he can't sleep,
we'll know it's a princess that's been turned into a bear,
Then that charming little bear will transform back
into the princess she really is,
You--
Find a pea, Brother,
Ah,
All I could find was this, It's a tiny potato,
Ah, potato, pea-tato,
Quick, let's get out of here,
Sour dreams, my beloved,
Uh…
I can't sleep!
Who's awake?
Brother, if you don't sleep, we don't sleep, and if we don't sleep,
we're never going to find that Crystal Potato,
I can't help it,
It's this bed,
It's cursed!
Cursed?
Let's get out of here!
Um, no, brothers, I meant cursed, as in, it won't let me get to sleep,
Hmm?
Maybe it's too hard, Here, try mine,
Hmm?
-Look out! -Watch it!
Hmm?
Soft…
…bouncy…
…not too much fart smell,
But is there any way to make it squishier?
-Here, give mine a shot, -Mine too,
Hyah!
Me three! Hyah!
I still can't sleep,
We'll fix that,
Thank you!
We'll have it back tomorrow, Sleep well!
Well?
Nope, Still can't sleep,
Brothers, if we want to be rested enough to find that Crystal Potato tomorrow,
then we're going to have to do some serious brainstorming,
Butt scratch circle!
All right,
-I've got it! -Huh?
What's the one thing that's always making fairy-tale princesses fall asleep?
Uh…
A very snuggly bear
whose butt always gets mistaken for a pillow?
No, poisoned apples,
Oh!
You mean poisoned Sky Potatoes,
Sky Potatoes!
And so the seven bears set out
to find the scariest, most dangerous thing in fairy tales,
a cursed Sky Potato,
Uh, I mean, apple,
No, no, no, no, no! Stop! Stop!
Phew,
Okay, Brother,
Grab a nice, cursed Sky Potato and take a bite,
-Sleepy? -Groggy?
Slightly drowsy?
Uh-uh,
Let me try this one,
Nope, How about one of these?
Nope, Let me try this one,
I don't feel so good,
Look, there's one more,
I'm not so sure I can eat anymore,
Come on, Brother, try,
Let me help,
I've got it,
No!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
My tummy hurts,
Explosion imminent,
Stop it, Brother, You're making us go faster!
I can't help it!
Whoa!
Brother, fart left! Quick!
Now, right! Left!
Right!
Another one! Left!
No, right! Right! Right! Right!
Fart left! Fart left!
Oh, no, right! Right!
Here, take a right!
Whoa!
It's so beautiful up here,
Hmm? Put on the fart brakes, Brother!
I'm okay, We're safe,
"Safe"?
But I still can't sleep,
None of us can, and no sleep means no Crystal Potato,
Come on, brothers, let's just go home,
Help me push,
It's no use, We're too tired,
Hmm?
That's it! The Witch's broom,
This'll get us home in no time,
The horsepower on this thing's gotta be incredible!
But, uh, how does it work?
Go,
Whoa!
Did we forget to do something?
Like, um, get on the cart?
-Come on, -I guess we gotta walk home,
It's daytime, brothers, and we didn't get any sleep,
Now we'll be way too tired
to find that Crystal Potato and become mega-heroes,
Well, what's this?
It's a bunch of sleepy bears,
Our brother couldn't sleep all night,
And neither could we,
Our pea test worked,
Your what?
Pea test, You see, we put a potato under your mattress
to see if this little bear was really a princess,
For only a princess is sensitive enough to be disturbed by a tiny pea…
…potato,
Huh?
He's asleep,
And now, my sweet, let me gaze upon your princess-y beauty,
That is not the scent of a princess,
That's because he's a bear!
Oh, whoa!
Well, I guess the pea-tato test didn't work after all,
Come along, Brother, The search for your princess continues,
I think I saw a toad with a tiara somewhere,
So, who could use a nap?
What about finding that Crystal Potato?
Eh, maybe later, We need some shut-eye,